The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1960 Coochiefied
Episode Date: January 10, 2025Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky once again welcome the talented Jay Pharoah to the show. Known for his stint on SNL and his popular stand-up special "Jared," Jay brings his unique brand of comedy to ...the conversation. They discuss deep sea exploration, comedians who are more theatrical than they are joke writers, how social media has changed the landscape for comedians, and more. Leave us a voicemail: SpeakPipe.com/AdamandDrDrew OR Click the microphone at the top of the homepage, AdamandDrew.com
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Recorded live at Corolla One Studios with Adam Corolla and board certified physician
and addiction
medicine specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky you're listening to the Adam and Dr.
Drew show yeah get it on get on it just a minute get on doctors more surfaces
did make special Jay Farrow very funny comedian impressionists stand-up host
and actor as well Jared's the name of the stand-up special very funny available on YouTube
Recommended highly off the air. Jay was lamenting. We haven't explored enough in the sea
We have it we know I think I have an answer. Okay, you ready? Wow. Yeah never thought about it. Oh, you're ready
Yeah, yeah, yeah for sure and then he said we know more about space than we do about the sea. He's right. Yes
Yes
Possibly, I mean, I know we say it all the time, but i'm not exactly sure space is pretty fucking vast
I don't know what we know, but it's immediate space. It's it's an easy enough thing where you go
We know more about this than we do about that
so space the way space works is in gravity and friction and the atmosphere is the further
we get out, the easier it gets, the faster it gets.
You know, those, those, those, I know where you're going.
You know where I'm going.
I know where you're going.
Thank you. So quiet. that's what I figured but even quite about knowing where I'm going
Now
You know satellites are going 21,000 miles an hour across the whatever, you know
A jet airplane goes 550 miles an hour, you know a fast military one goes
800 or 900 miles an hour, but they go
18,000 miles an hour
So as you get further away it gets easier in the sea as you get deeper gets harder
Oh because of the pressure I got and so we keep wanting to know like why haven't we fully
Explored the Marianas Trench because it's like 26,000 feet deep and it'll crush anything that goes in there
So we do have a pretty good idea
of what's going on near the surface, but we go why haven't we gotten because it gets harder as we get
further away versus faster and easier as we get further away. I didn't think about the aluminum
cam method. I didn't think about that. I never thought about this either, but it struck me me it gets real hard to get real deep
and it gets pitch black too. Yeah there's also there's also creatures that can
withstand it though. It's crazy. You know what I mean? Yeah it's crazy. There are
there are things down there they got bulbs they have electromagnetic signals
going through them all the time that they're they're lighting up to see like it's just it's a different thing so when people say when people talk about
mermaids in Haiti and things like that you're like I mean possibly you don't
know that they could be living down in the depths of the trenches and you and
you've never been down there so you can prove a mermaid isn't as weird or fantastical as some of the stuff that lives deep
True that stuff is weird. But you know the thing about the mermaid is it's like the creation
You know the woman's top and the
humanities bottom, you know
It the whole thing would look like a manatee if we're a real human oid. Yeah, you know like Ariel
You know said well do they describe them as do they describe them as like aerial from the Little Mermaid or is it?
Just described as y'all there was something fish like
Half looked like it was half fish like like a hybrid like swimming around with some sharp teeth or something like that
You know what I'm saying? I don't know man
All right, I'm with you though. I like the deep sea. I've always found it to be like haunting.
Yeah, absolutely.
And kind of scary rough seas at night, you know, big swells and stuff. I've always been sort of...
Do you think that's psychology also figures into why we resist exploring it?
Because we can look into the skies and see it, but you can't look into the sea and see
nothing.
Yeah, I mean, there's reasons, but it's weird that from it.
I mean, obviously that mini sub just imploded that was going down to explore the Titanic.
It's a little, not a little harder, but also I don't think there's
an allure to it. Like Jeff Bezos and Elon and all the guys, Richard Branson, they're
heading up. They're not heading down.
They're going to leave. They're going to leave everybody.
I think so too. I think they have some inside information that we don't have.
Yeah, I think y'all two will be fine. Y'all be on the space shuttle. You're not going to be with us?
I don't think I'll be there. No, I don't think anybody that looks like me is going to be on that
spaceship. I don't think so. You don't think we're going to have black people? No, I think, and look,
you want me to theorize it
I think that's why a lot of the black millionaires and billionaires are getting in trouble
They try to lock them they try to keep them down here so they can't get on that
They can't get on the ship and leave. I think they're not gonna like the optics of it
I think I think Bezos I think if he had like 11 white guys that go, you're gonna have one brother in there.
You can just shave your beard and do your Obama.
You'd probably be welcome on it.
You think, well he might, well he's half black.
He might make it.
I think he would make it.
He'll make it.
I don't think, like, all right, somebody like Kevin Hart,
then Kevin Hart's not going.
No, I don't want Kevin Hart in there.
It's not funny enough
I'm in why not why not at I
Want you to tell me why I think tell me why you're not a fan of my comedy
That's the thing I I you know what I'm a fan of you as a comedic actor Kevin Hart
I do think you're a really talented
Comedic actor I do think they're guys
Like Sebastian Manacusco stuff where they're actually really good actors
Who then act like a stand-up when they go out on stage and that's why they're so theatrical
Like if you see him, it's
Panamime it's running. It's almost ballet, you know? They're sort of dancing about some very physical,
well, Jim Gaffigan just goes there, stands there,
and holds a mic, you know what I mean?
And so does Seinfeld, so does,
these guys are doing theatrics up there.
Like, they're moving, they're doing it for a reason.
They're actors, it's kind of a, you know,
I don't know why people even take offense to it.
You watch them doing standup through the lens of standup
as I am and you go, okay, their material's not really great
but they're there, you know, they're command,
you know, they're big.
They're big.
The guys who have the material just locked down, they barely move.
Because they don't really need to.
They pull up a stool and they like sit down and they just, Ricky Gervais just talks, you
know what I mean?
And a black shirt, you know, t-shirt.
And these guys run out.
But then you see them in theatrical settings, in TV shows and movies, and you go, oh, that
guy's a talented actor. Oh, he's an actor who's playing the role of a stand-up when
he gets on stage. But that's fine. You know, what if you were doing a one-man play and
you're doing a one-man play on the life of
Richard Pryor?
Like you'd get a really talented actor and he'd learn all the material real well and
it would be real good.
You know, he would do it.
You know what's interesting in...
It's not as slight as what I'm saying.
No, no, it's interesting to this point.
Mrs. Maisel, the woman that did the stand-up, the actress that did the stand-up in that.
I talked to somebody who had to coach her into doing the stand-up,
and she kept saying the biggest problem was she kept being an actress doing a stand-up role,
rather than doing stand-up. She had trouble doing the stand-up.
She was a natural at it.
She wasn't, she couldn't get what it was, but she was trying to act as if like an actress would do it
Oh, yeah, you know I'll give I'll give props because I definitely watch you know
I watch I watch comedians, but some of my favorite ones are the the most
Off off brand comics like like Anthony Jessel Nick. I like Anthony Jessel Nick
I do the freaking joke it was like it's like well, you know this girl
She asked me to be her sperm carrier
for a baby
Now that's a big decision to make a sperm carrier for a baby
How old is the baby?
That type of shit it's this it's it dark, but it's like it's right there
And like you say he doesn't move a lot, but it's it's piercing
Oh listen the one from his latest special have made me laugh as he goes. I got a friend
I can't do impersonation he works for this. I got a friend. He works for the FBI
He sits around all day and watches child porn Now Now, I don't know what he does for the
FBI. That's a great joke. That is a great joke. But to my point, he doesn't move. He
literally doesn't. His circle is 31 inches. You know, I mean, it's not a hand this way
It's not a look that way the material is there and so
There's no extra movement because the material will win the win the day other folks are
theatrics theatrics
It's not a slight off topic for a second just to bring it back to the joke that you just told.
It reminds me of your favorite Simpsons joke with the Indian casino, and Bart is driving in and buys fireworks on the way in up, he's in front of the essentially tribal chief and the chief
is there and he throws some of the fireworks into this fire pit that was there. And the
chief looks at Bart and goes, where did you get that? He goes, I was driving in, the guy
out there was selling fireworks and the chief says, that's crazy talk. And Bart goes, no,
I bought it. He goes, yeah, no, that's crazy talk. He's my brother, he sells fireworks.
Yes, his Indian name's crazy talk.
Yeah, it was close enough, close enough.
But a good joke.
I don't know, one of the great.
It's the best I could do, Jay.
One of the great, I'll tell you a great construct of a joke.
That was high praise, I'll tell you something.
A great, no, a great Simpson joke,
there's a lot of them,
but it's a good construct of a joke,
which is the same as the FBI joke or crazy talk jokes, like a good construct of a joke.
Like Bart is sitting next to, he's standing next to a cop and the cop has the club hanging
from his belt and he goes, he goes, oh, hey, is that your club?
And he goes, son, we don't call the club. It's called a baton.
And he goes, oh, okay.
What do you do with it?
We club people.
That's a great, but you know why it's a great joke?
Because that's life, you know what I mean?
Like that's how life works.
Like we say, egg, we call them egg donors.
It's like, no, no, people are buying.
You're not donating your eggs.
It's weird, and by the way, how euphemistic can we get?
Donating something means I'm giving my car
to kids for cancer or whatever.
You're not selling them.
You would be a horrible person if I said,
I donated my Camry to cars for kids and they went
Oh, okay, and then I got and I went I got 46 K for it. Yeah, I'd be an asshole
The only thing is sperm donning donation is
Donation is not
1,800 bucks is 40 grand
It's not it's nowhere near is it in the realm of donation.
We just give it that name so women feel better
about what they're doing.
I mean, I used to, I guess I used to donate to my bed,
you know, like eight times a day.
That was terrible back then.
It's not like that anymore.
No. No, no, no.
I've definitely broken that chain.
You get a little older, you prioritize.
But to go back, let me ask you a question. But you don quick, but you don't like you like Sebastian. Miss Calcoto. I don't
All right, this is a problem. I
Mean I think I mean this I I don't dislike him
I watch everything through the lens of a stand-up comedian of a
Humorist you know what I mean I have a
Lot of sketch a lot of improv a lot of some acting a lot of stand-up. I have lots of in my background
You know I mean so I find myself just sitting and watching people and kind of
Deconstructing not being a snob
But just kind of going oh, I see where this person's coming from this direction and that person's coming from that direction
And so with him I always watched his stand-up
But I was like he seems like an actor to me and then I was watching
Bookie I think his show on Hulu or whatever it is. I can't remember.
Anyway, somebody said, oh, you got to watch his show. It was one of those two shows at
a theater in, uh, God, I'll try to Casper, Wyoming, you know, an hour in between shows
and, uh, somebody just put it on the TV sets. so they end up sitting there watching a couple episodes of bookie
I was like, oh this guy's a really good actor. He's he's nailing this now most stand-ups
Don't nail the acting gig, you know
But he's nailing the acting gig because he's an actor who's doing stand-up
Which isn't even a backhanded compliment, compliment. I'm not saying it that way.
I'm just saying and it doesn't mean you can't be funny in your stand-up. It's
just you're an actor. Robin Williams was probably an actor doing stand-up, but
you know he was at such a high level with both. It was kind of insane, but
that's what I do. Him, Jim Carrey, Eddie Murphy, who
was a great stand up and also a great actor. I do both as well, you know what I mean? Hey,
you know, that's subjective whether you like it or not, you know what I mean? Whether it's, you know,
I mean, we're being objective. You do both well. Yeah, yeah, I appreciate it. I appreciate it. What
I'm saying is there is a there is not a lot of people, there's not a lot of people who can do both.
Even when I look at, you're talking about acting chops,
people like Robin Williams and Jim Carrey
who can make you laugh your ass off.
Kevin Hart is great comedically as an actor.
Yes.
I like Andrew Santino doing both.
Yeah, he's really good too.
And a quiet.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I love him, my guy, my guy. And a quieter, you know, rank.
He's a comedic actor. I literally talked to a friend of his and I asked him, does he understand
how good he is at his acting? I agree. It's so good.
I agree with that. It doesn't mean you're not doing funny standup. It just means I'm
watching you thinking you're not Jim Gaffigan, you're something else.
And it translates when I see you then in acting roles.
Understood.
That's what I'm saying.
I get you.
Yeah, there's a kind of purity with stand-up where people get a little defensive about
it or something.
Like stand-up is its own thing.
It's a little bit precious and people are like, get kind of protective about it or something, like stand-up is its own thing. It's a little bit precious, and people are like,
get kind of protective about it and stuff,
but the reality is there's all different kinds of stand-ups.
If people laugh, people laugh.
There's stuff.
Well, if they like it, they get very,
it's like liking art or something.
It's like, I like it, therefore it's good.
It doesn't really matter what you're actually
thinking about it professionally? You guys are analyzing
it as people that do this.
Yeah.
The consumers just, I like it. I like it. I feel good. I laugh. I mean, somebody might
like a Bosscott better than they like Leonardo da Vinci or something like that. It's just
different. There are definitely different shades of it.
Although, I don't, you know, look.
That was a famous thing on this. Definitely different shades of it. Although, I don't, you know, look.
That was a famous thing on this. Uh-oh.
No, I know that's not a famous thing
and I don't wanna get into it, but I'm just saying,
you know, like the third time
Leslie Jones yells, wash your ass,
I'm like, you should come up with some more material
rather than yelling, wash your ass.
I just don't, I don't find that to be
clever. I'm not in your demo, I get it, but I just mean work some jokes out. That's incongruity,
that's funny because you saying a Leslie Joes line but still having the, you had the face in it,
that's what makes it hilarious. Wash your ass, ass, like, cause that's how, that's how she would do it.
You gotta wash your ass!
And your dick!
Can I say this, for me, for me.
I love Leslie.
If I'm reading a transcript of your standup
and I don't know what it is, that's not good for me.
Now, it doesn't mean I was at the show, but I do feel like
Jesselneck I would read the transcript and go. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's how for me
that's how I'm wired, but I'm not a
26 year old Hispanic chick at the Laugh Factory on a Thursday night, right? Right?
Every day everybody has their audience.
And that's, I mean, that's the good thing about, you know,
the progression of social media and different scapes
of folks being able to consume material.
It's like, yo, you can build a fan base everywhere.
Like, all right, there's a whole bunch of,
there's a whole bunch of Italian community
that love Sebastian Maniscalco. There's a whole bunch of Italian community that love Sebastian Maniscalco.
There's a whole bunch of folks who love Kevin Hart.
There's little women that love Leslie Jones.
I tend to not like the comedians
who have the fill in the blank community.
Oh, I got you.
I feel like the Italian community,
like also again,
I'm a little bit of a snob,
but I think your job is to get to everybody,
and it's like, oh, the ladies love so-and-so,
or the Asian ladies love, or the Italian guys love,
or the Italian community, or the black community,
I'm sort of like Hispanic,
there's a version of it for everyone.
It's fine, but I'd like you to get to all or think about all of it.
I don't want to push back on that.
Because there's certain cultural things you just can't, don't strike you as funny unless
you live in that world from that point of view.
There's an Asian Indian guy I interviewed once on the show, you were on with me, and
I didn't get it and oh my god, I went to the show.
He was in Austin.
Oh, okay, what was it?
What's his name?
I can't remember his name, but his audience was dedicated, and they thought he was hysterical,
and I didn't get it.
I don't like it.
No, I'm saying no.
I'm saying your job, and, Amy, I don't know if you want to break or not, but you're...
I don't know where we're at, sign-wise.
Yeah?
Okay.
I think we're there.
Remember, if this was a war, we'd all be dead.
All right.
I will address this.
We'll take a quick break.
We'll be right back after this.
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Drew to start selling with Shopify today. Shopify.com slash Adam and Drew. Okay, so so look as a comedian i think it's your job to go i have these ideas
there's things i know you know more right and there are things that happen to you and they're
kind of exclusive to you and you know these things and i i know more about the the subject of building than anyone in the audience, but I want to
tell them a story or a joke.
And so the job is to convert it so it's digestible to them, you know what I mean?
And so if you go, I have this thing in my culture, or I was raised this way, or I was
raised in this kind of church, you know, and I go I'm an atheist
I wasn't raised in any church
I but I want to sit there and still digest what you're saying and not
Necessarily just appreciate it if I was raised in a church. That's what I'm that's a beer
Das is the guy was thinking of do you know him veered? Yeah, I know the name sounds name sounds very he was in the he's in
The big comedy festivals in Austin. Okay, okay. I Yeah, I know the name sounds name sounds very he was in the he's in the big comedy festivals in Austin
Okay, okay. I mean, you know
You know, I guess have I whatever it just you know
I'm tell you this I'm tell you this one thing that I have found ever since I even started stand-up
And it's it's continued since I've started was a mixed audience
Yeah, when I was going on the road with Charlie Murphy, he had a mixed audience, you know what I mean?
They liked him.
I think, I feel like that's the goal.
Yeah, absolutely.
To just have people.
People, right.
It doesn't matter, somebody can laugh at it,
everybody can identify what you're talking about,
even if you're talking about your dad or something.
They can see something in your story.
That is, I know that for sure and it doesn't need
to mirror their story right they just need to understand your story yeah to
connect but I don't need a lot of inside stuff that people will do a lot with
certain like culturally and stuff Hispanics do it a lot they throw in a
little Spanish on the side and people sort of nod and stuff and it's not really
Not necessarily funny. It's just me going I see you you see me
It's funny when George Lopez does it I get it
Maybe it's because we live here and I think it's funny but but you don't think it's funny
No, I think they think it's funny. No, no, no, I think it's funny. And when you say me whole and that stuff, that's funny
it's from because I live around here.
But have you been around Armenians
when they flip in and out of Armenian language and stuff
and tell jokes?
It's impossible.
Yeah, listen, maybe I'm uptight
because I'm a heterosexual white guy who's six foot two
and I got nothing to fall back on.
I just like the least amount of,
and I don't mean this in a pejorative way,
but I'll just say crutches.
The least amount of falling back on.
I'm a fat guy, or when a woman gets out there
and goes ladies, come on now, it's tough out there,
ladies, dating out there.
I don't even like when you,
I don't even like when a woman comes out there
and just goes ladies, come on ladies. He doesn't even like when a woman comes out there and just goes ladies
Come on ladies like when a woman comes out. I don't know what a woman does
No, because ladies you just alienate not alienate, but you're only talking to half the crowd. I got you
I I don't like when black comedians get out and go how many brothers we got here tonight. Come on now
Like it just feels like it feels lazy
It is lazy. It may's true, it is lazy.
It may be.
No, it is.
It is.
You fall back on it.
I'm a consumer.
I'm not a comedian.
To me, it helps me understand people.
It's a way of receiving information that comes in.
Fat chick yelling ladies, where are my ladies?
Where are my bitches in the house tonight?
You know when your breast is real heavy, end of day.
You got to take that bro.
Come on, baby.
Let them titties land, honey child.
Wash your ass!
You boys better wash your ass!
You come up on these titties, you wash that ass!
Okay ladies, come up on these titties, you wash that ass.
I got them big sweaty titties, you better wash that ass, boy!
Jesus Christ.
I don't, you know what I don't even like? Black white human like black people do this.
I don't like any of that and I don't like it.
I don't like anything.
It's too easy.
It's too easy.
It works every time.
You know why I think I'm biased is I was really, really a Richard Pryor fan.
Oh yeah.
But it was that time period though.
It was different.
It had never been done. And he told
stories that were about people, but people I hadn't been exposed to. And it's like, God, it
helped me. No, it didn't help you. Now quiet. Now listen to me. I don't like, you know what I don't
even like when comedians do it? They do it at the top of a lot of specials. They come out and they
just start talking like, hey! How about we're gonna talk about medicine for the rest of our about my dog feel about my doctor colleagues my physician
We're in the
They start talking about whatever city they're in
And then they start talking about how good-looking the audience is and stuff and they'll they'll even talk about their own stuff
It's an old public. No, I get it. I just but fucking get just start with it get to it get to the jokes. I guess you're here
You're in Wisconsin. It's great. The audience looks great. Who's in the house tonight. Give yourself
I don't like any give yourselves a hand
It's I don't have Joe that's a crystal I don't have Joe
Time that's a Chris. It's not a technique drew. It's a technique. It's I don't have jokes. That's a crush though. I don't have jokes. And I need to kill time.
That's a crush though.
It's not a technique Drew.
It's a technique for not having material.
It's a speaking technique that they're applying to say.
No they're not.
They're trying to kill time.
When you don't have any jokes,
see a three and you know,
a lot of beginning comics do it.
They don't have any jokes and three minutes in,
and they be like, hey, give it up for the ladies.
You know what I mean?
Something like that.
Right, right.
Those are crutches.
You know what I mean?
Right, they're crutches.
And my thing is, is get your material together
Go out and do your material don't yell
where whatever's in the house and my right ladies and everyone's looking good and
Sometimes the guy'll have a blazer on or something. Look at the blaze and everyone is just like
Yeah, I don't even like I don't even like when people go cuz now the audiences are so fucking
soft and fucked up they go like
fine, they'll go like I could you fight yeah, they go like I had a baby this year
He's after Oprah five he's half retarded
But I treat him with respect
That's like, okay, just get to this shit get to the shit yet shit out of kid good for you
You in other words you would you just want to get to the end of course stick it again. Let's go no more foreplay
Yes, yes, just get to it. No you can do if you're if you're I was just watching like fortune Feimster
And if you're gay if you're a lesbian or gay, you can just go, I got married this year.
And it's like,
they didn't want us to get married,
but we got married.
And it's like a lot of just like stopping and clapping.
And it's, Ellen did it a little bit like,
I can't handle a strong woman.
That's like, okay, but that's not it
Use it use it to the job use a male example. All those women hate is getting tough male
Male well males don't have the crutches
Because they're male, but if they're gay then they could say I got married this year and there'd be stop and there'd be applause
If we know they're gay, so there'll be a gay plus There's not male crutches for heterosexual male Jim Gaffigan doesn't go I got married
26 years ago and
You know you can do little stuff like in new bullshit like you go Mike my wife and I are celebrating our 30th wedding
Yeah, yeah, but just roll it along
Yeah, yeah, I feel you feel me right. I got you. I love fortune. I love fortune
No, I'm not saying she's bad. I just watch your special. He's complaining about the audience
She's a lesbian. It's
2024 we don't almost 2000. It's 2025
We don't need to stop and applaud you you're you're living in LA you got married. You're you're gay fine good move
Moving on with the joke. I'm gonna have to you had a kid or you adopted a kid or you have a special niche doubt
Like I just stop with the applause. I just see Adam at a special with a with a
With a book with a notebook and just sitting there marking stuff, just doing little bullet points
and then marking, no that wasn't,
that was terrible.
That was awful.
No, I would take, I took note of the Anthony Jesselneck
work for the FBI joke, because it was a really funny joke.
And I would take note of a really funny joke, and I would take note of a really funny joke and I would take I would take
note of a joke that I didn't think worked or the premise was kind of weird
like I don't know about you Jay but the premise of when the premise is difficult
like where you you give the premise and and you're going
No, no like there is a
Sebastian joke that's in the in the promo for his one of his specials and
You've probably seen it on Netflix. He's talking about
Running on the treadmill and he's got the guy next to him He's got the earbuds in and the other guy's got his keys and his phone on all sitting on the thing and he's got the guy next to him, he's got the earbuds in and the other guy's got
his keys and his phone on, all sitting on the thing and I'm like, yeah, but that's what you would,
when you go on the treadmill, you take your keys or your phone, you like set it on the thing and
then you put your earbuds in. So the premise, it's very theatrical, but I'm hearing the premise and
I'm going, well, no, I'm not going, yeah, what's up with that dude and I'm going, well no, I'm not going,
yeah, what's up with that dude?
I'm going, well that's me.
I would put the ear, last time I was on a treadmill I put earbuds in and then I took
my keys and I set them on the thing.
So why is this absurd?
He wrote the bit when both of y'all were at Equinox.
That's right, he was watching me.
Was watching you.
Was watching me at equinox that's right he was watching me was watching watching me the equinox Adam has on this Adams got these keys and he's got this what's with
the keys what are we doing with the keys like and your fault why you're right
beside me the phone for but I know it's very passionate I get you but I'm sort
of going the bricks but I do kind of agree that I would do.
Everyone I'm on a treadmill with has earbuds in, so that's not really a thing.
The bricks of a joke, the foundation of it, it has to be withstanding.
It has to be able to withstand.
Right.
When Seinfeld goes, and I'll paraphrase but it's old but whatever he goes, you know
Hotdog buns coming to six pack hot dogs coming an eight pack. What's going on? You know, you go you go. Oh, yeah
There should be the same number but when someone goes the guys run on his treadmill He puts his phone down on it you go. Yeah, well, that's what I I would do that now
on it you go yeah though that's what I I would do that now maybe you could argue that it even takes more talent to pull that off because he because the audience is going nuts and it's and and and
it's because of the acting ability like it's because of the ability to sell it it's a delivery
it's all delivery you can have you can have the worst joke in the world,
but the best delivery and that joke will ride or you can have the best joke in the world in the
the worst delivery and it's just like what that was trashed. If somebody else would have said it,
it would have hit. You know what I mean? So judging from that standpoint, I get what you're saying.
Well, this is a segue, but if you want the best material and the best delivery you go see Jared Jared
The stand of special on YouTube right now now Drew. Yeah, I need your focus here
Okay, a little bit of a crossroads. All right. We've had discussions about the plug screen up there
All right. All right. Now we had the wrong one up in the last show
But now I think we got the right one up. But if you read my screen
My small screen it says something on it that is competing with that screen. So now I'm not
I'm not sure. What do you think?
What do you think Drew?
Which screen is right? What do you think? Uh oh. What do you think, Drew?
Which screen is right?
What do you think?
Should we plug it?
Yes.
Okay.
And then why does it say this?
I don't know.
Did we discuss this?
We discussed that it was impossible to get it right.
So there we are.
Well, then I'm three for three.
So we're going, I'm going to be in Solana Beach, belly up.
Jay Moore, the less funny Jay's gonna be there. He's doing stand-up. Wash that ass!
That's his whole routine. It's 80 minutes of him yelling wash that ass. Talk about sweaty titties.
I'll meet you there January 19th, doing two shows over there, and then Covina and the Naples and Naples and St. Louis and Monterey
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