The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - BEST OF: #1052 The Spectrum
Episode Date: August 11, 2023Adam and Dr. Drew open the show discussing the theme songs of some of the 1970s tv shows that they grew up on. The conversation then turns to the phones where they speak with a longtime Loveline fan w...ho is struggling with addiction which spawns a conversation about spectrum diseases and Drew reveals to Adam an email he got from an autistic fan who had strong feelings about Adam's recent reaction to 'The Trolley Problem' hypothetical. Please Support Our Sponsors: Shopify.com/AdamandDrew NetSuite.com/ADS JustWorks.com/Podcast
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Yeah, get it on, get it on, man.
Get it on, man.
Thanks for tuning in.
Thanks for sharing.
It's a very sexist thing to say, Adam.
We love that about you.
How come no one ever takes that on?
They're done trying to fix me.
No, no, I mean the word man.
Man. No one ever goes, hey fix me. No, no. I mean the word man. Man.
No one ever goes, hey.
Hey, man.
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as well.
Drew.
Yeah.
All right.
We're going to do some role playing.
Ooh, here we go.
Now, okay.
You've got to promise not to be super critical,
but go ahead.
I'm only going to be critical
if you act like an asshole.
Well, I don't know how else to be
but an asshole.
In your eyes.
So I know I'm going to disappoint you.
So let's just prime it with that.
We're going to do,
but don't...
Maybe you can coach me up.
Coach me up.
Don't intentionally
torpedo yourself. I don't intend to. You say that. You say that. So coach me up. Coach me up. Don't intentionally torpedo yourself.
I don't intend to.
You say that.
You say that.
So coach me up.
Help me.
I'm going to have a simple request for you.
Yeah.
I'm going to do a phone call.
Okay.
A pretend phone call.
And then when I hang up, you have to be the interested person next to me saying, well, what'd he say?
Okay.
Am I to make any deductions about what was on the other end or anything or just get interested?
Just interested?
No.
Just going to be interested.
Okay.
Got your line?
Yeah.
We'll do some jokes for the kids over here.
We'll do some jokes for the kids over here.
That would be Matt and Gary, because this was a joke that was in like every single sitcom from the 60s and the 70s.
Yeah.
I pick up the phone.
Okay.
I'm talking to the person on the other line.
We're in now?
We're in.
Okay.
Huh?
You don't say.
You don't say. You don't say.
You don't say.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Hang up.
Well, what did he say?
He didn't say.
Every variety show, every sitcom.
It must have been a vaudevillian joke. And at some point in the 70s, somebody just went, look, why write new jokes when they have all these jokes from vaudeville that we could just use here on like the Sonny and Cher hour and all that kind of stuff.
And then at some point somebody would go, they use that joke on mod and they'd go, did it get a laugh?
Yeah, it did.
Well, OK, then we'll do it.
They had like seven jokes.
Just be the same joke.
Be the same premise.
Mother-in-law's coming.
Oh, boy.
Mother-in-law's coming.
She's staying with us.
She'll give her the white glove treatment.
She'll come in.
She's going to drag her.
She'll put her white gloves on.
She's going to drag it on the door jamb on top of the molding.
You know what that's like, right, Drew?
It's always clean.
When the older lady comes in the house.
It happens every time.
Put that thing on.
And the wife would be super worried.
Super worried.
Because nothing's good enough.
Right.
She's not good enough for the mother-in-law.
Yeah.
There's every sitcom.
Do you know what's weird?
There's three.
Hold on.
There's three premises.
Yeah.
There is basically mother-in-law's coming
or big client coming in.
There's a big client
that's coming in.
Larry Tate.
Larry Tate's telling the...
And they insist
on having dinner
at your house.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Have you guys ever had
anyone insist on having
dinner at your house?
You got to remember,
that was symptomatic
of the fact that we,
no one went out
to restaurants.
I know. They just didn't do that. Yeah. Like the fact that no one went out to restaurants. I know.
They just didn't do that.
Yeah.
Lynette would be like, oh, Mr. Tate, so what, more kookaroo?
I'd be like, no, it's got to be a no-no.
And by the way.
He loves your spaghetti and meatballs.
Then there was souffle humor.
Oh, always.
That went all the way through the Brady Bunch, right?
Souffle in the oven.
Don't slam the door.
Oh, open that. You'd open it because the souffle had the oven. Don't slam the door. Oh, open that.
You'd open it because the souffle had to rise.
And if you slam the door, it would drop.
It was a lot of souffle humor.
Yeah.
Now, listen, don't tell me those guys weren't just ripping off each other's jokes all day.
It's not like, well, organically, souffle humor just became popular in 1973.
Like, no.
Somebody was watching someone else's sitcom
and just went, eh, it's good enough.
We're the Brady Bunch.
We're Gil Gonzales.
My name's Sherwood Schwartz.
Really?
Do we have to reinvent anything
or can we just do some souffle humor?
I have a suspicion that he was more like an enthusiast.
Like, oh, that's so funny.
I'm going to use that too.
I love that souffle humor.
Because he seemed that sort of – I don't know if deranged is the right word.
Sherwood Schwartz, if you look up his IMDb, he was the live action Sid and Marty Kroff.
Like he was the hackiest hack that ever lived on a highway.
Had more success than probably anyone other than – He was the hackiest hack that ever lived on a highway.
He has insane hackitude.
Colossal mammoth hack.
I mean, right up there.
Sid and Marty Kroff.
Sid and Marty Kroff.
The two greatest vacuums of creativity versus made money.
Like, you know, you do that thing where like, who's made the most money and been the least funny?
And you go, Drew Carey?
I don't know.
Like who's, Drew Carey's never made you laugh, but he's made millions and millions and millions of dollars.
Oh, no.
No, no, Drew.
Sherwood Schwartz. Sherwood Schwartz.
Sherwood Schwartz has printed money.
$175 million net worth.
And all he's done is scrambled people's brains.
All he's done is made a generation dumber.
Let's look at the TV lists.
Yeah, sorry.
Very Brady, whatever.
As a writer or what writer producer island it's
all there gilligan's island the brady's very brady whatever harper valley pta brady it's all the
brady girls get married the brady's go to hawaii the brady's go to jup The Bradys go to Jupiter. The Brady bunch goes to Gilligan's Island and plays the Harlem Globetrotters play the robots.
Oh, my God.
He did It's About Time.
I don't even know what that is.
It's About Time.
It's About Space.
It's About Two Men Who Lost Their Place.
You don't know that show?
No.
But if it resided on top of Hack Mountain, then Sherwood Schwartz was the proprietor.
I mean, this guy.
Is my mother in the car in there?
Is that him?
This guy just shit out content.
That's all he did was wild junk.
And there would be no such thing as a Sherwood Schwartz in today's environment.
Oh, my God, no.
He'd be laughed at at every fucking pitch meeting ever.
I thought he did, like, Hogan's Heroes, too.
It's kind of those kinds of nutty.
Hogan's Heroes was high art compared to what Sherwood Schwartz was doing.
He was figuring out a way to get robots to play the Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island.
Oh, my God.
God, was that guy a hack?
Who's hackier, him or Sid and Marty Kroff?
Sid and Marty Kroff is just more deranged.
Just deranged, yeah.
Just shit out the worst stuff ever.
Oh, my God.
You've got to find...
Oh, there it is.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Okay.
Bob Hope Show.
Ozzie and Harriet he did.
That was not that...
I mean, it was just because it was new.
It was not as hacky.
Now, here's a writer for the radio version.
Okay, okay, okay.
I Married Joan. I don't's a writer for the radio version. Okay, okay, okay. I married Joan.
I don't know if that has a red skeleton.
Give me the opening sequence on It's About Time, the little theme from YouTube.
You'll be surprised that I knew the theme song.
Also, you know, it's not a coincidence that those guys, like, you know, when somebody says,
it was like the funniest thing ever.
Like when somebody was trying to tell me
about Sid and Marty Kroft,
like, those guys are still working today.
Right, here are your choices for Sid and Marty Kroft.
Dust off a piece of shit
that you crapped out in the 70s or do nothing.
Right.
There's no such thing as you creating new content.
You can't do that.
You can license Sigmund and the Sea Monster.
You can
re-animate
a piece of shit that should have never been made
in 1974, but there's no such
thing as you guys creating new content.
You can't compete. Behold.
You can't compete in that world.
Sorry, go ahead, Gary.
It's about time. It's about space.
About two men in the strangest place. It's about time. It's about space. About two men in the strangest place.
It's about time.
It's about flight.
Traveling faster than the speed of light.
Now, this had an interesting cast.
It was like Imogen Coca.
They're people from Car 54.
Where are you?
You know what I mean?
So it wasn't as horrible as it appeared.
Pass an armored knight. He's going back and forth. as horrible as it appears.
He's going back in time.
Oh, I see.
They're going back in time.
And they went into space.
They go back in time.
And, oh, they end up in caveman time.
Yeah.
Well, if you go to Sid and Marty Kropp.
It's always about astronauts doing something stupid.
Well, the good news is almost everyone's dead.
Joey Ross.
He was the guy.
Ooh, ooh.
Yeah, that guy.
That guy.
Boss.
Ooh.
All right.
If you...
Look.
Oh.
Sid and Marty Kroff did Far Out Space Nuts.
Do you remember that one?
Yes.
If you do Far Out Space Nuts, it's another pile of shit in space, this time by my hero, Sid and Marty Kroff.
But let's remind ourselves, the reason that we know what these things are, there were three networks, and this stuff was crammed up the entire country's ass.
No competition.
So we all watched it.
I mean, literally, the rating for that show we just heard would have been a 16.
Whatever the Oscars were last year.
Sorry. Ready to chart the stars To go where no one's ever gone
I know preparations were almost made
Breakfast
Lunch
It's Bob Denver.
That's right.
I said lunch, not launch!
I said lunch, not launch.
I said lunch, not launch. I said lunch, not launch.
Is this pre... Bob Denver and Chuck McCann.
Oh, I got a pint of it.
Oh, no.
Is this pre-Gilligan's Island?
No, this is post.
Post.
This is a network TV show, everybody.
They weren't on the same metronome we are today.
All right.
Now.
Space nuts.
All right.
Wow, it's like five shows?
I don't know.
It seemed to be on for a little while.
Hey, David, 27 from Phoenix.
Holy snap, I'm on.
What's going on?
Okay.
It's an honor.
First of all um mayonnaise i remember
um i got it from uh geo the podcast yeah the main man man i'm your main man man mayonnaise
main man mayonnaise it's my main man mayonnaise yeah blick the slicker blicker blicker blicker
blick tech nine uh my only mac 10 yeah um so my question uh i have a couple questions but
my main question was what do you guys think about the new uh love line what new what new love line
do you know is a new love line uh wasn't amber rose hosting like yeah yeah that went away
yeah i think that's gone oh it was it is and and then you remember when you used to talk about
I think it was Marcel
he would go on with his chains and stuff
and he would describe him as a doctor
that's who they have now
they do not have Dr. Marcel no way
no no they don't have Dr. Marcel
they have the description Adam would say
the guy with the gold chain
and you know the way he would describe him
well hold on a second
let's see if Gary will find the new love line, and then I'll give you my feelings about that.
I think it did, in fact, go away.
Yeah.
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Ooh, Drew.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Hey, boss.
Ooh, ooh.
Here's how you know I have the full-blown Asperger's.
Oh.
When someone says, like,
Oh, what do you think about the new love line or what's going
on with the love line how about a love line without you i go uh i don't know let's always
never think about it and they go but what about you and love line and legacy of love line i go i
don't think about it but i didn't create love line i did co-create the man show man show did a fifth
season without me and I created that show.
And people say, what do you think about the new Man Show?
And I go, I don't know.
I'm not involved.
Not involved.
They'd go, yeah, but how does it feel having them taking your show
and doing a fifth season of your show?
And I was just like, I don't know.
It'd be good to get paid.
I was going to say, to be fair,
Loveline was not our show.
It belonged to CBS. It belonged
to K-Rock. We were
hired hands.
Most people would feel
more attachment to something.
Well, you and I,
here's the problem with you and I.
We don't have any attachment to it because
it involved us.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And I was also like, well, we did The Man Show and we did 100 episodes.
And now Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope are going to do 20 episodes or whatever it is.
And by the way, when you think back to that pairing, they could have done something really interesting and cool with those two
had they not just tried to make them Adam and Jimmy.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I didn't even examine it that far.
I would occasionally watch it and I would think,
oh, there's some stuff that would seem funny.
And then also they kind of missed the spirit of it.
Nobody really knew the spirit of it.
It was much more self-deprecating and much less chest-thumping.
But either way, and leave it to the executives and all the suits to not really capture what it was, why people liked it.
Well, that's interesting.
The same thing with Loveland.
We kept trying to explain to people what it was, and they just never figured it out.
Right.
But I did – they did two 11-ep right but i did uh they did two 11 episode seasons oh
they did two seasons it looks like it i mean you guys did four right yeah there's a season five and
a season six or sometimes they just lump them together or wikipedia they're cutting them up
separately as a five and a six down here at the bottom. I think I remember that. It's kind of weird because we'd always do 20, 26,
22 episodes or whatever it is.
Anyway,
I don't know. I don't have feelings about
what is or what was so much
that involves me.
It also doesn't make
sense to me. What am I doing?
Wringing my hands?
We tend to move on and get to the next thing.
Well, there's no money in it for me.
And it's not like an ongoing litigation or lawsuit or something.
It's just like they're doing it and I'm not.
And then we're moving on.
I have some emotion.
I understand that, Dr. Spock, you have none.
But even so, it involved us.
It wasn't in belong to us. So we tend to not think very highly of things that we do. And so it involved us. It wasn't, it belonged to us.
So we tend to not think very highly of things that we do.
And so we move on.
We do the next thing.
Yeah.
David.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um,
I had another question.
Um,
so I don't know if I was ever diagnosed with,
um,
ADHD for Dr.
Drew,
but,
um,
I have drinking beer since I was about 12,
and it seems to have calmed it down.
But when I don't drink beer, I don't feel as stupid, if you will.
I feel more alert on beer.
Well, you maybe feel less anxious on beer.
And that, you know, do you get out of control with the beer
or how much are you drinking?
No, I mean, like, I've done coke and I've done weed, but listening to the old love line, I've seen how the addiction grows, but it's in my background, like you say.
But I never got addicted to coke or weed.
I let it go with a phase.
Thank you for that information.
Thank you for that information.
Let me ask the question again.
How much do you drink?
Do you know what four locals are?
I do.
I drink about 10 or two out of work every day.
If I can, if I don't, I don't seem for it.
Okay, so that's a problem.
I don't have the money, basically.
Yeah, that's a problem.
And then it's getting, you know, when you're not drinking, you're in in withdrawal and that's why you feel so crappy so of course you know no no no but
i'm sorry doctor but i mean like in the way where um when i'm on it i i'm not trying to
i know it's an addiction thing i'm not trying to say it's not i'm saying in the way where um
when i'm on it i feel more normal i'm not saying that's part of the alcoholism
because I know what alcoholism is.
I see it in my dad, but I'm saying I can talk to people normally
and they don't know I'm drunk.
They can smell my breath, but they don't take note of me being sloppy.
It's more like, oh, he's drunk, but why is he functioning?
You know what I mean?
Yes, I do.
To me, that means you're dim when you're not drunk.
It's not the other way around.
Like, I'm a super sharp drunk.
Oh, no, I'm a super dim, sober person.
So there's not a chasm between them.
It's because you're tolerant.
The reason you are able to function normally is you are tolerant to the alcohol.
So when you stop alcohol, you'll have about a week of alcohol withdrawal.
So maybe up to a week anyway.
And so of course you feel better when you're on it.
Of course you can function better.
And you're going to have to deal with this one day.
How do we deal with it?
What's he drinking?
Four Loko. What's Four Loko?
What's in Four Loko? I thought that was like an energy
drink. Oh, is it? It's an
alcohol-based energy drink. Oh, is it? It's an alcohol-based energy drink.
Oh, it is?
Yeah, absolutely.
It has different stuff in it now than when it was popular.
In its heyday, it was like drinking a giant monster and like a couple malt liquors.
Yeah.
It was no good.
I always think it was horrible.
That stuff was bad, bad news.
Unless you put in a little codeine.
Yeah, make some Sizzurup, man.
Double cup, some Sizzurup.
Sizzurp.
Sizzurp.
How dare you.
Sizzurup.
I really want you guys to talk more about Sizzurup.
Sizzurup.
Got to get some codeine and some brackets and some rose and some...
Some Breezemizer.
With some Sizzor up a man.
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Yeah, I was thinking about Sid and Marty Croft,
and then I was thinking about a fella,
I'll just use his first name, Alan,
who we were working on a show with, with Hanch over there on the lot.
He wanted to introduce me to Sid or Mario Krohn.
And I remember the shock and dismay on his face.
I was like, those hacks?
I don't want to talk to those idiots.
Really?
He was excited.
He was excited.
Well, because they were sort of legends.
Yeah, yeah.
And I was sort of confused.
Like, come on, they're over here, like right over here.
And I was like, yeah, I know they're rich. I on they're they're over here like right over here and i was like yeah i don't i i don't i i know they're rich i know they're successful but i look at them as sort
of creatively bankrupt like i why would i want to look i i could go visit uh i don't know when
edie amin was alive i could visit big daddy yeah he's got he's got two boats you know he's a rich
guy like yeah yeah but i'm not a fan yeah it's because he's a rich guy. Like, yeah, yeah, but I'm not a fan. Yeah. It's because he's successful.
This guy, Alan, took his own life just maybe two years after, just a couple years after that.
Alan.
True.
Remember the beginning of the part that said, I'll just call him Alan.
Oh, oh, oh, yes.
I'm sorry.
That's right.
But crazy.
Super gregarious.
Knowing you'd rather go out and have lunch with.
Short list of guys you'd rather go out and have lunch with than this guy.
Was he maybe bipolar?
Sometimes they're fun and entertaining. intensely closely in a very intense environment for weeks upon weeks and never saw anything other than professional and good mood and gregarious and and like seasoned and skilled and everything else
just crazy and also it just kind of shows you well, everything is on the table at all times now for everyone.
I'm now –
Well, it's always been that way, mental health-wise.
No, I get it.
But I just didn't see the suicide and the divorce and the addiction like kicking into the 50s.
And I'm not saying it didn't exist.
Yeah, white males, middle age, unusual amount of suicide right now.
Yeah.
Think about when you were a kid.
Yeah.
Now, you were only, look, you hung around a bunch of white people.
Yeah.
And when you were 14, everyone had a middle-aged dad, or 15 or 18, everyone had a middle-aged dad.
Whose dad committed suicide?
Nobody.
In that group.
Mm-mm.
Or even...
Strangely, there were a couple of teenage suicides.
Yeah, there were a couple.
Then there was a little addiction.
Yeah.
But by the time the dads got into their mid-50s,
they were kind of done with whatever that phase is
where they discover Percocet
or they discover they commit suicide or they're wrestling
with demons.
My friend's dads
were like guys in cardigans.
They were all like
what was the name of the silver haired guy
in Mad Men?
I'm the only person
on the planet that never watched Mad Men.
No, the one under Cooper.
Mini Cooper? Yeah. You didn never watched Mad Men. No, no, the one under Cooper. Oh, uh...
Mini Cooper?
Yeah.
No, no.
You didn't watch Mad Men?
John Slatter?
Yes, that character.
Drew always makes...
Drew always makes reference...
Not references,
but he always assumes
that I watch the series...
You don't watch Mad Men?
Never seen an episode.
Oh, my God.
You would like it so much.
I never watch any series.
I'm telling you,
it would bring something to life for you.
I only watch car shows and UFC shows.
It's about the 60s.
It's weird.
I have a very weird approach to entertainment.
Roger.
Roger Sterling.
I really don't watch much of anything, no matter how good it is.
Like when people go Game of Thrones or anything.
There is a lot of enjoyable television right now.
Seriously, it's worth your time.
Yeah, 700 people tell me they watched A Wire 250,000 times.
I've never seen 10 seconds of A Wire.
I can make a list of five shows that I think would change your life.
I would love it, and I end up watching car auction shows.
Oh, Jesus.
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Drew, I'm going to pay you a compliment.
Oh, my God.
You did not screw up the you don't say joke.
I know.
I was familiar with that.
Good.
Probably the easiest improv you've ever asked me to do.
Well, one would argue you've made the other improv request difficult.
But, yes, you were familiar with the patter.
Yes.
You don't say.
You don't say.
Yeah.
That sort of literalism in jokes is not good.
Yeah, the other move they would do all the time,
which is a weird one, is they'd go,
Oh, you want Bob to come to the phone?
Bob's tied up at the time.
And then he would be tied up.
Yes.
Like, really?
I know.
Did someone go, I'm going to write this down.
This is so good.
Let me tell you my thought.
And then you go, well, I'll have him say he's you my thought and then you go well i haven't said
he's tied up and then he'll be tied up and i'd go okay why don't you come up with a better joke
and they'd go like i'm writing this down i'd go don't do that i just had a thought what if because
think about the age of these guys when they were writing that in the 60s they were probably
40 50 years old they probably saw that garbage in the Catskills or something
or in Vaudeville
in upstate New York
somewhere and had fond memories
of these on stage
acts that used that kind of
schlocky humor and for some reason
it appealed back then, maybe it was new
or something sort of surprising
and it kind of stayed with them in a nostalgic way
I bet you that's it because it makes no sense otherwise was new or something sort of surprising and it's kind of stayed with them in a nostalgic way.
I bet you that's it.
I guess.
Because it makes no sense otherwise.
No.
It doesn't make any sense and you would never – well, whatever.
All right.
We're done complaining.
I want some real comedy.
Well, we're not done complaining.
We're done for now.
There's always tomorrow.
Yeah.
And Drew, what do you got?
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So, until next time, I'm Dr. Drew saying, mahalo.
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