The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - 42

We're starting this one off mid conversation. Will, Will, Big Dick Will Menager's back. Yeah. Big Thick Dick. Yeah. Wide. Wide Dick. That's the illiteration. It's the girl. Big Dick. Bill. It counts. Will she go rhyming or illiteration? Should it be Wide Dick Will or? It's Billy. It's Billy? Yeah. Big Thick Dick Bill. Alright. Well, Wide Dick Billy, dude. Why? We got into a conversation. I was telling Will, we were watching one of the holodeck episodes of Star Trek Next Generation last night. With my sexy ass little, that Greek, that Greek woman with the nice juicy cheeks. She's in every episode. Marmaritina Seartris? Yeah.

Councilor Troy? Yeah. Yeah, dude. He was not familiar with Councilor Troy. No, I did. I missed a lot of that. She is, you know, she's the empath. Yeah. She gets to dress sexy and just be like a therapist for everyone. Yeah. That's what I love is her character was created to explain empathy to the fucking autistic morons. They're like, what do you mean caring about other people? They're like, well, she's an alien. They're like, oh, I guess that made a difference. She has an alien ability to discern people's moods and emotions based on... Right. They had to create an other world character to explain that. And she had to have juicy ass titties for them to pay attention to. Well,

that's what she used to feel their emotions. Every Star Trek iteration has like the sexy woman. Sure. And they fucked up. I think we mentioned this on the show before, but when they did Voyager, they were like, we're not going to do that this time. We have a female captain. Torres is like kind of hot, but in like a spicy Latina way. Yeah. She's like the fucking hoop earring Klingon. She's half Klingon. She's half Klingon. That'd be like that's too much. Well, that's her name. I always thought she was more of a Torres. She's half Puerto Rican, half Klingon, which Jesus Christ. You know what? Honestly, I think that might be real. I think there's women like that in the Bronx that are legitimately half

Klingon. Fucked up foreheads. Yeah. Yeah. Do you honor killings? Oh, I got a piece of warp drive. I don't have comfort ease. No, but then the ratings are down. So then they just invented out of a whole cloth. The sexy robot. Yeah. The sexy. Yeah. Jerry, right? Yeah. We've talked about her. She's so hot, which then she's insanely hot because she did so well for Voyager. They added her onto other shows on UPN. They had a great, right? During episode with Jerry Ryan on Sentinel. She was on Boston Public too. She was on Boston Public, but that was Fox. She was on the Wayne's Brothers show. Yeah. They would add Jerry Ryan to other shows.

I'd like to digress you. The actress Jerry Ryan was married to a congressman. She was married to a Republican congressman from Illinois, I think. Who took her to sex clubs? Yes. Yes. They got divorced because he took her to like some sort of sex club in Paris and like made her do things uncomfortable with him. That sucks, Jerry. Jerry, if you're listening, I know you are. I'd never treat you that way. She's probably so fine right now. I loved you that the way they stereotyped the sexless Asian Ensign Kim into being like falling over his dick for the robot character in that show. Didn't you troll him on Twitter once? I did. Yeah. I got into a big argument with Garrett Wang, the guy that plays Ensign Kim. What?

As I was explaining to him, I was like, well, you know, I was like, I asked him, I was like, is Space China different than regular China? And he was like, what do you mean? I'm like, in the Star Trek universe, Space China that Ensign Kim comes from. And he like, Dot added me and he's like, Ensign Kim is Korean. And I was like, he most certainly is not. I know for a fact that Ensign Kim is not a Korean character. Kim is a Korean name, but that's because the writers didn't give a shit. They just named the Chinese guy Kim. And he was like, Kim is a, you know, a Korean surname. And I was like, again, the character's not. And then I went through YouTube and I actually found a video of Garrett Wang at a Star Trek convention panel

explaining that Ensign Kim is Chinese and that the writers gave him the wrong name. And I was like, yeah, well, here's your fucking name. He was like, what's your problem? But honestly, he's right. What is your problem? Who fucking who does all that research to troll Ensign Kim? Or whatever. I just happen to know that Garrett Wang, which by the way, Garrett Wang, hilarious name. Yeah, no, I used to ask him about Gates McFadden. And if she was like, okay, because her Twitter is pretty fucking crazy. She's a doll of herself as like Dr. Crusher. Crusher that she plays with. Crusher could get it too. She's fired. Well, the original hook for this was how Star Trek, the writers of basically every one of the Star Trek series like rung so much out of the

holodeck. And then like at least every season, there would be one all holodeck episode that were always miserable. Yeah, just terrible. And they got this because they got lazy about writing space shit. So they were like, ah, fuck it. Let's just write Maltese Falcon. Yeah, the exit button got broken. It's gonna and you know what? It's lazy writing because all of the characters are these like God characters, where it doesn't matter how the story progresses, because they always know they can leave the holodeck. Right. So they present like, you know, the conceit of this one was that there's some, you know, like Jade Monkey or whatever that this mob boss needs. And Picard is like the private eye that has access to it. But they never have to address any part

of that story. Because Picard's like, they think I have something they need. Isn't that funny? There was there was ones where they're laughing when the guy gets shot. Oh, yeah, which by the way, they go, we brought along our fiction officer. So that guy's just gonna be dead. You're never going to see him again. Well, there was one where data kept doing holodeck scenarios where he would play as like Sherlock Holmes or something. And again, this is sort of like a shout out to the show's fan base of like, you know, using games to teach you about literature. But like, it was like some conceit, the conceit of that episode is that like, again, they get stuck in the holodeck and they go through some sort of cosmic radiation and it makes the Moriarty character self aware

and deadly and like actually kill you in the holodeck. Yeah. And again, just like, don't have a holodeck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, the only time it was actually useful, I think was like an on Voyager with the to Valk Pond far episode where you like, you know, the Vulcans, they have to fuck, they can only fuck every seven years, but they have to fuck or they die. They just go fucking crazy. Like that's me. Yeah. So like seven year nut just builds up their brain. Their balls must be so heavy on like day a year six. Wait, was the black Vulcan Vulcans are. Yeah. Vulcans are no fap. You know, save it till mayor. They're autists. They're real mindset guys. Very logical breaking point of seven years because you can't, you know, be no fap that long. So, but in Voyager, the, the

idea behind the show is that they get trapped in the Delta Quadrant. So they're so far away from anyone they've ever seen before. And so they hit the seven year mark and there's no one for two Valk to fuck. So they have to just let him fuck in the hall of death. And I love, I love, I always like, because, you know, I mean, it's a room that it's a hologram, right? And then they have enough ability to manipulate the physics of the hologram so that you can touch the texture and texture and stuff. But anything that's produced in the hologram isn't made out of whatever substrate material that the hologram creates. So if you're it, I'm all I'm saying is there's got to be just buckets of common. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The floors are caked. Yeah, like

there's there's some like, you know, Starfleet ensign, like the Wil Wheaton character, like part of his duty would be actually just like mopping down. Yeah, like fucking Travis Bickle's cab. Well, we'll be such a perfect good boy on the show that he actually lives solely off calm. He's a 100% celestial being. He's a goody good boy. In touch with the universe. I like the idea that that there's some kind of video feed without the hologram. So you just see the guy fucking in space, like in air, you just see like his dick fucking bumping and there's no pussy around it. I want to see that shit. I want to see the feed, the uncut feed without the holograms. Yeah, just wearing a Sherlock Holmes outfit. Yeah, he's still in costume with his dick out.

And I love too that the dumb shit that they're obsessed with in the the holodeck is always things that baby boomers like. Yeah, like the idea that in the year 2630 that somebody's Tom Parris on Voyager, he's always working on a Camaro 1970 Camaro. And then fucking sort of like the equivalent of nowadays, like hobbyists build their own Tribuchet manuscript. But not only like being interested in it as a part of history, but because he's like, he's like this thing, man, it's got fucking 240 horsepower at the wheels. And it's like you're literally traveling faster than light to a different galaxy. You're getting moon pussy left and right, man. You care about like horsepower. Well, yeah, the one iteration of a Star Trek that

I thought sort of did the most or at least acknowledged that the holodecks would mainly be used for pornography and just jacking off is Deep Space Nine. Deep Space Nine is the only good starter. That's my favorite series. But like like Cork's bar, he's always like renting out the holodeck, but it's clear that he's just like a sleazy like fleshmonger or whatever. Well, the Frankies are Jewish. They took them a while to just be like, ah, let's just do a Jewish show. And then they went all out. Those would be too obvious. I don't know about that. Oh, fuck. Anything can be had for a price. Gold Press, Latin. They're so ghoulish. Oh, yeah, they were into coins and so I love gold coins. Seriously, no, they really were obsessed

with gold coins. They play, you do a spinning top game to win the gold coin. The sexy girl on DS9 was like pretty, Dax was like pretty moderate and she was probably the hottest of all the Star Trek women. Dax? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, and the captain was Obama. Yeah, the captain was Obama who was old friends with Dax, so they had this weird homosexual relationship. Well, the conceit with Dax is that she is like a hybrid of like, like she looks like basically like a human woman with some like freckles on the side, but her body is host to this like alien worm that contains the memories of all of her, all of its past hosts. So she's like an amalgam of like 10 or 12 different people's life experiences. And Cisco was boys with whoever that worm infected like. Oh, shit.

So this basically Dax is a woman that got herpes from Cisco's friend. He's like, good to see you, old man. He calls her old man all the time. Does that mean she knows how to fuck so good? She knows how to fuck like 10. She knows how to suck one. Guys know what guys like. That's why it's called deep space nine. Back walls nine. We definitely said Dixuck nine the first time we talked about the S nine. It's a good show. I was like, I didn't know that Odo, I found out recently, because I don't remember seeing it on the show that he just sleeps in a bucket. Yeah, he just turns back into like a bucket of calm. Yeah, hell yeah. Which is so disgusting. Yeah. My girlfriend is watching some fucking show that's like horny Harry Potter right now. So it's called the Magicians.

Okay, hell yeah. I've been like in it because I don't give a shit about anything. But it's like, you know, it's fucking they're like, it's some fucking kid with his stupid emo haircut. And then he finds out he's a wizard for real. You know, literally, they just stole. Yeah. But he's like 19 or whatever. He's got an emo haircut and a messenger bag and like a fucking colorful tie, you know, like he rides a longboard to work. Yeah. And I guess I like I caught an episode she was watching the other day and she's like, Well, now they're in the magical world from the books. And it's like, okay, I guess this is it's very similar to Harry Potter, the same thing. But then they visit this like goat character, this homosexual goat character, a pan figure, a pan

figure that's supposed to be a God that created this magic world. And I'm like half paying attention. And he hands a cup of his cum. What? To the Magicians. I'm like, what the is that just his is that just his cum? She's like, yeah, she's like, it like makes sense in the story. What? They all just have to take a sip or something. They give it to the fucking girl who's supposed to be the hero and she has to drink his cum. What? It's literally his cum. He beats off into a cup and had the props department create a jar of cum. It looks like cum. Yes, it looks like cum and she has to drink the jar of cum. It's magic. So it tastes like frosting. Yeah. And it's, well, yeah, it's like, that's what my tastes like vampire slayer. There's a cum drinking element, which I guess you were supposed to assume

that British scientists that was helping Buffy was doing anyway. Yeah, he was sneaking his cum out like that dentist. Sorry to enter the phone. I was busy reading about a demon 500 years ago. Were you applying this to your skin? No, actually, I never got into Buffy. I really don't give a shit about Joss Whedon at all. Yeah, I never watched it. But I wasn't really into Buffy, but that guy Angel, the woman he fucked. David Boreanus? David Boreanus is Angel. Yeah, but he is girlfriend David Boreanus. Hey, I got a born ass. I got no wrinkles. Looks like a little cheerio. That's kind of a cute ass. Yeah, that doesn't sound boring at all. Have some fun with that. No, charisma carpenter who played someone in that shit. Oh boy, did I beat off to her big

motherfucking angle? She was unbelievable. Well, Allison Hennigan became hot from American pie because for some reason, everyone interpreted that Oh, the real girl put a flute in her pussy. Does not make you hot. No, it makes you weird. I don't know. I think that's pretty cool. Would I imagine that that's very pleasurable? No, it's all knobbing shit. Like it's all fucking like, yeah, this is a cold piece of metal that's like thin and covered. Go to Spencer's get a dildo. They're all over the place. Maybe like maybe you suck a flute in your asshole. Maybe that would like be a little bit tight. How did it feel? Well, I just love that Jason was a character in that movie is like, wait, do you have a pussy?

That movie sucks. That movie does also very bad. What's the because yeah, he tries to fuck the hot girl, but he comes too quick. Yeah, he can't get hard. What is it? He just he comes in his that's a win. I'm concerned. That's sex. He fucked her pants on Skype in front of his whole school, which is well, that technology did not exist. Yeah, it barely works now. They're like a video conferencing with the entire school. Also, why would you ever do that? You're about to fuck for the first time. Well, that's like a return of Kings thing. They say you should videotape all your sexual encounters. What? In case a woman accuses you of rape. Oh, so like in case a woman just to prevent a woman from falsely accusing you of rape,

just videotape her without your consent. Well, I just love the idea of sexless men with fucking 19 security cameras all pointing at their bed in their mom's apartment. You know, they're like, the mom's like, Richard, why is the electricity bill so high this month? It's like, Mom, leave my cameras alone. I remember what I only I only fuck in a panic room. Yeah. Well, I make I make the woman sign a charter written in cursive and sealed with blood. I remember one time I was looking for weed in my college. It was like one of those terrible college houses that ever, you know, just eight people lived in it was just you go in and out or whatever. I just barge into my friend's room and I just found I was looking for weed on his

desk and shit and I like he had like one of those books like a hollow book. There was a fucking video camera pointing to his fucking bed. Definitely. It was like one of those like, like, you know, when they record a babysitter without their knowledge. Yeah, this guy was definitely never want to watch myself fuck God. No, oh, God. No, I would love to. I would love to see what I got in the mix. Not you have nothing. Nice moves videotape it and it would you would never get hard again. Dude, first of all, you saw the lack of movement just your fucking fat ass. I fuck with heart and dimpling. I have a beautiful ass number one for especially for a fat man. But I think I would surprise you with the tenacity with which I fuck the heart. You know, I'm a

scrapper. I know I'm not fucking got coach ability. I've got coach. I definitely have coach ability. I'll do whatever needs to look like your thighs are trying to give your stomach the Heimlich maneuver. My side of the work from behind the shit did. These muscles did. I don't know if that's muscle. You play back the video and it would be like computer enhance. And then like you'd see the woman checking her phone or something. Adam. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'd be like this is rolling your hands on enhance on enhance. You can see her texting her friends. I think it's the same to what I Adam I've talked to you about are one of our favorite Instagram guys. What is it the Nick 420? Oh, yeah. Yeah. The guy who

likes Nick weed. Yeah. Yeah. The guy who just like literally does an Instagram video of him like smoking weed every fucking day. It was just like I wouldn't like this the same thing. Like if you showed me video like of every time I did drugs, I would like kill myself or go straight to rehab. Absolutely, dude. I remember I remember when my friends started skateboarding when we were like fucking like 11 or 12. And then my friend got like a video camera and was like, yeah, let's do jackass. Let's shoot ourselves skateboarding. And it's like, I'm going to go home. Just fucking like how the lack of coordination. Yeah. Like you're like Ali down three stairs. Dude, not you just falling down stairs with a piece of wood underneath you. I that's exactly

what happened to me. I was playing basketball and like I was like part of the Greek Orthodox Youth of America basketball league. Do you play on carpet court? Yeah, we play literally in the in my gym at the fucking church that was like bullshit carpet. But I was at this fucking tournament and I stuffed some kid. And I was like, oh my god, I fucking and my mom just happened to be there with the fucking video camera. I was like, this is gonna be fucking awesome. I just imagine myself like fucking getting four feet off the ground and just like spiking in this fucking kid's face. And it was like, I was I was a centimeter off the ground. The kid was like five three, you know, there was like nothing impressive about it whatsoever. Maybe you guys are onto

something if I watch myself like it would probably be so terrible. Yeah, I mean, I do a bit about watching myself eat pussy. It was the absolute worst thing in the entire world. I'd like to watch myself eat pussy. No, it's not fun. How did you how did you accomplish that? Because is well, well, I was filming her going down on me and then I started going down on her and I couldn't I didn't have like the dexterity to film and eat pussy. So she took the camera and then I just watched myself just like so emotionally eating a pussy. There's so much earnestness and like love in the way that I was eating her pussy. It was just like to see myself that vulnerable. From that perspective, it probably looked like you're you were

nustling your face into Dan Hadea's back. I look like a fucking like a board secretary pinching a phone in between their cheek and their shoulder. No, sir, we're out of stock. No, they won't be in style. I don't know when they're going to be back in stock, sir. But that's because you don't enjoy fucking, dude. Yeah, I don't enjoy anything. That's what I mean. You have no joy in your life. That's true. That's why I think I would that's part of the medical term for that is being really fucking cool. Too cool for school. Yeah. But stop back to your friend who was a surreptitiously assume videotaping himself, sex with women, you know, which is a crime. Totally. No, I don't like that guy at all. I was trying to steal a tweet for the record.

He was barely the sort of obsession with the guys filming themselves. Is that a crime? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, to record someone without their permission. You can do it in public because it's like an expectation of privacy. Like if you go outside and just start taping somebody on the street, that's illegal. Yeah. I think basically filming you having sex with a woman without her consent is basically assault. Yeah. Also, I'm saying I believe it's fucked up to do that. I don't know if it's illegal or not. I'm pretty sure it is. But yeah, like the obsession with guys who are obsessed with recording themselves having sex. And I'm wondering if you guys have seen one of my favorite films of all time, autofocus. Oh, yeah. The Bob

Crane story. I've seen it. Yeah. Okay, it's directed by Paul Schrader and it stars Greg Keneer and Willem DeFoe. Hell, yes. Hell, yes. In a 100% true story of the life and times of Hogan's hero star Bob Crane and his descent into sex-addicted madness and like swinging and like this is at the very dawn of like videotape technology and shit. And he just became like obsessed with filming himself and like recording and photographing himself having sex with hundreds of different women in this weird like homoerotic, co-dependent relationship with this guy who's his best friend who eventually killed him. Holy, if you say that shit and it's like, I kind of want that for myself. Really? A homosexual, co-dependent relationship. A weird borderline

homosexual relationship with an additional heterosexual, deviancy element to it. Where it's all just convoluted in the emotions or, you know, questionable, the morality is as well. That's what I want for myself. I also kind of like the idea of the other person murdering me. The best scene in the movie, though, is that they're like reliving their exploits or whatever and they're like watching it like on his TV through like some ancient video camera and they're just like, you know, fucking a bunch of women and they're just like bodies everywhere. And like, this is sort of early on in the relationship of them doing this shit. And Greg Keneer, the Bob Crane character is like, wait, wait, what's that? Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop,

set the tape for a second. And he just, whose finger is that in my ass? And then when the folk character goes, uh, that was me. And he goes, what the fuck, man? And he goes, Bob, Bob, it was a group grope. Come on. A fucking group grope. Yeah, that's the Will Menaker movie recommendation for this episode. That's so good. It's autofocus directed by Paul Schrader. Well, did they ever fuck him? The gate? No, no, but like, yeah, like they would just want it to fuck him though. Yeah, definitely. And they would just like jack off watching each other fuck other people like on video and stuff. So, you know, again, it's all, it's all a gray area. It's better if it's subtext. Have you seen John Wick 2 yet? I have. Is it good? Yeah, thanks. I want to see it, dude.

It's a, it was a very satisfying sequel. Oh yeah, dude. Do you feel like because you have the dog, you appreciate it more? Dude, I, before I watched the, I rewatched the first John Wick, like the other week, and I hadn't seen it since getting a dog. And I got to say that shit was even more fucking lit, man. I mean, the same boat. So much more satisfying because like, I mean, the plot of John, the first John Wick is so beautiful. It's like, beautiful. It's like, some asshole kills his dog. Well, my wife died. And in return, he literally kills 100 people. Yeah, yeah. My wife died right before that movie came out. So you really appreciated my wife. I do remember that dog bitch I married for a few weeks. Yeah, it was funny.

He's so much more upset about the dog. Why used to live next to, when I'd grown up, I lived next door to a Vietnam vet who had this fucking van, the shitty like late 70s Dodge van. And on the back, it just had a sticker that said, wife and dog missing reward for dog. Nice. And I remember having to have my father explain that joke to me because there's like a fucking spectra mass eight year old. I'm like, but I don't understand why there would be a reward for the dog and not the wife. My dad's saying because, you know, he values the dog more than his wife. I'm like, but that doesn't make any sense. Well, that's the joke side. Is it women or trash? Or like the biker patch that is like, if you can read this, the bitch fell off. Yeah. That guy was a biker too. Of course he

was. Yeah, I remember him like being one time because my memory of him for my childhood is just a pair of aviators surrounded by gray hair. This is big, huge beard. And he used to keep jars of piss in the garage and he had a fucking stingray that was always underneath like a car. When were you in his garage? Well, he they had a kid. So I mean, you know, who I wasn't really friends with, but you would have been over there yet a couple times. But yeah, I remember one day being like, oh, I'm going to take you out on my motorcycle. And I went home and I asked my dad, I'm like, can I go ride on their motorcycle? My dad's like, no. Of course not. No, he's a man. Yeah. Yeah, just take you somewhere I don't know where I get alone with his weirdo. Yeah.

So you could suck your dick on a little motorcycle. Yeah. You know, it's people videotape themselves. That guy's a weirdo's wife. You used to hear them like fighting. There's like back porch face in front of our house. You could hear just like nine o'clock in the morning fucking beer cans sitting in the recycling bin. And that that is where you do a lot of wife hitting is the back porch. The back porch is well, that's why you build a deck. You build a deck instead of a family. It's always weird to me when people like, okay, they videotape themselves fucking, but people that why are there so many people that videotape women going to the bathroom? That was a Chuck Barry's big thing. He had a whole chain of restaurants that were literally just a front

to him videotape women. Chuck Barry the guitar guy. Oh, yeah. The rock and roll guy. But a lot of people do that shit. There says there should be a scene where it's fucking Marty McFly videotaping a woman. By the way, that scene in Back to the Future very racist because it once again implies that white people invented rock and roll. Well, that's why he went back to the future. Yeah. He went back in time to steal rock and roll for whites. Yeah. No, I love that scene specifically for that reason. Because it's such a fuck you. Yeah, it's so fucking. Some suburban nerd. Yeah. Yeah. Chuck Barry got done for that, man. Like he had a whole chain of restaurants that were just literally just so he could have a hidden camera in the women's bathroom. I don't have like a whole

fucking library. All the permits you had to get. Yeah. Like that guy loved watching women shit. Video tanks, man. How much work that is to watch women shit. Yeah. I don't know. This is only sort of related. I've never fact checked this. But there was a Johnny Rockets in DC and my friend Brendan was telling me about that they got in trouble because the manager there, a black woman came in and applied for a job at Johnny Rockets and the dipshit fast food manager was like, well, wouldn't really fit the theme if like, you know, like a black lady was working here. Of the 1990s. Oh, right. Like Johnny Rockets. They're like sort of throwback diner, like rockabilly. And so huge lawsuit. Yeah. That's incredibly illegal.

And then like three years later, the guy did it again, or a different guy at the restaurant did the same thing. Yeah. Like it was like another discrimination lawsuit. So awesome. Because they're like, we're not allowed to say we can't hire you, but like we can't hire you. I'm imagining that same conversation happening at Colonial Williamsburg. Well, there is one job that pays not great. Yeah, no, yeah, there is a position. Yeah, Eric Andre bit about Colonial Williamsburg. So fucking funny. It's really fucking boring. Oh, no, he also, but he also will know he did the Civil War. He would go through Civil War as a slave. That was a great. I told you guys, right? Have I mentioned on the pod when I went to Gettysburg for the 150. Yeah, I remember you

told me you went to Gettysburg and my joke question follow up was like, did you go on ecstasy? And then you're like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then you took E and went to like the most hallowed battleground. I went with my ex-girlfriend and her husband now. Now husband. Now husband. Did you see that animatronic like fucking like a general Lee thing that they have? They have like this weird like room. It's like a theater with this like animatronic play that happens. Oh, yeah. It's like the Disney's Hall of Presidents or whatever. According to Sun Presidents Day. Shout out to all the presidents. What I love about Gettysburg is that like it was a decisive victory for the union. But if you go to modern day Gettysburg, it's like, oh, yeah, the South definitely won.

There's nothing but fucking rednecks. The trucks and the Confederate flag. Well, that's fireworks. Yeah. Yeah. They love fireworks. That's how I feel about the Vietnam war. It's like, yeah, we lost, but who's who's cleaning who's fat ladies feet now? You know what I mean? It's like, yeah, the Vietnam fuck you. Yeah. Anyway, but I was on drugs there. We were walking around. And there was like, you know, it's obviously you see the fucking Confederates. And it's like, if you're going to bring your fucking whole family dress them all up in Confederate uniforms, including like your five year old kids, like you just hate black people. You just hate. There's no way you're very open minded. Yeah, it's like it's fucking literally accurate. The only reason while Adam

is like this Confederate flag feels so good. I was walking around thread count. It was so fucking hot outside. It was 150th anniversary. It was 4th of July because the Gettysburg battle happened on over four days over 4th of July gift shops in Gettysburg. They sell like, like the little Union soldier hats and the Confederates. Yeah, they sell, you know, the old like fucking civil war era stars and stripes, which is the fucking, you know, the circle, the circle, you know, shit. And then they also sell Confederate flags, which are not historically accurate. Like stars and bars. Yeah, there was the the battle flag of Northern Virginia, which looked like the stars and bars, except it was a square battle. But the Confederacy had

like a bunch of different flags, but that's culturally decided. This is the flag of the south. Leonard Skinner did that. Yeah, they have that everywhere. But I thought it would be so funny to like just go to one of those gift shops. And when someone's not looking, just put a stack of big, like Nazi swastika, third right flags, just see how many air for sale, and put some rice decks on it and see how long were it would take before someone's like, I don't think these are supposed to be. I guaranteed you they'd move a few of those. Yeah, that was a part of the Civil War. My favorite flag I've ever seen is the one that I saw. I can't remember where I saw it, but it's a Confederate flag, you know, the, the Leonard Skinner fucking Dukes a hat.

Yeah, yeah. But then there's a swastika in the middle of it. Yeah, dude, crank it to 11. My favorite shit is the on Eastbound and down where he has the Confederate flag. Hell yeah, Myrtle Beach. I want that. That's so bad. That's so funny. I'm like, all right, fine, Confederate flags are fine. If they all have weed in them, I want Confederate flag. I want Calvin pissing. I want Tasmanian devil. I want weed flag. I want, you know, what's really funny is, if you, I Googled this one time because I was like, this would be hilarious. But I was like, what if there's like a gay Confederate flag, like the rainbow stars bars? And then if you Google it, it's, it's someone made it already. Someone did that bit already. Anyway, but when

we were on ecstasy, it was so hot, we were like sweating. Like this was a terrible idea. And they're like, let's go over to those woods, like on the far side of the battlefield for some like tree cover. So we could like rest up. So we go there and that's where like all the union cavalry was with all their horses. And they were like just like getting the horses some shade because it was so oppressively hot. And in the middle of it, there's like a black family. And they were all just like clearly not sanctioned by the reenactors. They were just wearing bonnets and stuff. And they just like made a campfire. They were like barbecuing and stuff. And we're talking to this guy who's like one of the cavalry guys. He's like, you know, they're not supposed to be. And I was like,

well, you know, technically, you should think about what, you know, the, the, the poetic, you know, aspect of, of you complaining about, you know, them. I was like, you have like, it's blazing hot out, you're tripping balls and you're like, this is a bad idea. Let's go get some shade. And then you end up on like little big top or like 5,000 people died. Yeah. Excellent energy. Yeah. Why are we doing that? Well, yeah. And that's what I was going to say is Gettysburg is such a boring tourist destination because it is just fields. It's field. It's just a big open field. It's just a big bunch of open fucking fields. And then a couple of shitty gift shops. And it's like the only reason to go is if you think ghosts are real, which they're not. Well,

to see the reenactment, it's pretty insane. I've never seen a reenactment. Yeah. See, they're like cool. They were like, yeah, they were like tens of thousands of people there. There was like people from Spain. There were people from Spain there in like Confederate outfits. And they were like, you know, we're here for the because they have always need to find the new uses for our swords. Because Spain does not have enough uses for their swords anymore. Yeah. I'm like, you're from Spain and you came here to be in the Confederacy is like, yes, there was there were the Spanish people who fought for the Confederacy. So we like came from Spaniards are fucking racist. Are they? Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. In the realm of drid games, they would fucking throw. Oh, yeah,

bananas. They would throw bananas at though. Remember, like, there was just a Spaniard in my like eighth grade class. And he was like, he sat next to me. And we're talking one time. I was like, do you like miss Spain? Or like, how are you adjusting to because, you know, you've only been in the country. Yeah, or whatever. And he was like, yeah, you know, Spain's a lot better than America. And I was like, well, in what ways? He's like, well, you know, it's not contaminated like America is. I'm like, maybe like the water. Yeah, yeah. The racial. Well, you know, I mean, like, everyone in Spain is like Spanish, they're, you know, they're the right race. It's like, you're 12 years old. You're so racist. Spain used to be so good, dude. They had like,

they own so much shit. And now they suck. Yeah. What was it? Spanish? They did used to be good when Franco was in charge. Yeah. No, but they had a run right before Britain. Everyone had a run, right? They had a huge run. Yeah. Yeah. They had all the keys to doors and shit. Yeah. Yeah. They like fucking conquered the new world. They were really good at sailing the other podcast about Ponce de Leon and how he was Puerto Rican and just imagining Ponce de Leon is like a modern day Puerto Rican. I think it might sound a little. They should get Al Pacino to play Ponce de Leon, to do his Spanish accent. Boy's carriage just has like his name written in fucking old English. We're going to have berets every single day. Oh, fucking little Guadalupe on the dashboard.

Yeah. They love parades. Those folks. I'm talking about European racist. It's so weird. Have I talked about how the stereotype of black people in Greece is that they all like to fuck men in the ass? No. For some reason, that's the fucking. I thought that was the stereotype about Greek people. Yeah, I know. Maybe we flipped it. I don't know why. Maybe it's because that's just how racism works and everybody shits on Greek people and they're like, yeah, they just fuck each other in the ass. And then if you're in Greek, you just need to think that about black people. They're even lower than you know, but black people. Yeah. And they all sell. They also bootleg CDs, which is actually true that there's a lot of Africans that sell

bootleg CDs in Greece. Or at least that was that was a booming business when I was 11. And I was still over there. Lloyd Banks, young buck. And 50 cent. It's weird. I don't know if you guys are speaking of again, European racism. Yeah, let's get into it. Did you guys see the shit this morning from the prison planet guy? The Sweden. About Sweden. The whole thing about how like Donald Trump said this. Was it an extension of the Fox report that Trump was talking about? And what he was doing is he was like, I will pay like, you know, any leftist journalist who's like making fun of Sweden to like go live in Malmo, like the most dangerous city in Europe

and like be hosted by these people. And he just like took some screenshots of clearly he just did a Google image search for like thugs Sweden. Yeah. And like one of the pictures is literally just like some teens on a corner, like looking like just would ask you for a cigarette. It was like the least threatening thing imaginable. Like just like some kids and like scrawny kids and like track pants, selling on a street corner. I didn't see that. I love that. Racists are so such pussies. Have you seen any of that's the basis of the guy from that Fox news article, though the one that Trump like was basically citing or sucker Carlson? I thought well, no, it was because it was maybe it was on Tucker Carlson show. But the report was from Ami Horowitz,

who has these videos where he like, he'll be like, I'm here in Times Square talking to fucking, you know, white liberals or whatever. And he finds like one girl that's like, yeah, I think, you know, voter ID laws are racist because, you know, it affects black people's ability to vote or whatever. He's like, hmm, let's see. Let's see how black people feel about that. And he's like, well, I'm here now in Harlem. And he's like, oh, you're a black person. Do you think it's racist that you should be allowed to vote? And be like, no, liberals think it is. By the way, here are the teens. Oh, wow. That should have so funny, dude. I don't know. They do look kind of threatening. This one guy's got Liberty spikes. There's

graffiti. This is hold on, dude. This is like three different types. How are these guys hanging out? This look more stage. It's a guy with it. It's a breakfast club. It's a fucking hot topic guy, a like a dundalk. Yo boy. And then a fucking cruss punk. There's no this is this is the kind of cultural mixing that I can't support. I would be hanging out with the fucking tough guy from Degrassi. Yeah, different kinds of clicks. Yeah. Wait, are these guys even Muslim? Yeah. I mean, one of the pictures he used is like a guy pulling up his shirt and had like tattoos on his stomach, but you can literally see him wearing a rosary. Yeah, fuck. Speaking of, you guys said, how do you know they're anal beads? Because they're on his neck coming out of his ass. That's where I

like to store them. I like to smell around my neck. I will pay you a million dollars to hang out with this punk from Syria. Wait, this is crazy. Look at this shit. Will that guy actually pay for anyone, dude? No, of course not. Oh yeah. His avatar is hilarious. That's a weird mix on Twitter. Anyway, what's up with Tucker Carlson? He just wears bow ties and that's his thing. I didn't he stop wearing the bow ties? I think he switched that up. I think he used to be his thing. That was his branding 10 years ago. That's how he broke into the business. Because he was like a younger conservative, which like, you know, to find a guy under the age 25 that's willing to be like, actually, black people are stupid. Right, right, right, right. And he wears bow ties and that's,

you know, how he got. And then bow ties are trustworthy. He took it from Bill Nye, I think. Did that guy Horowitz, was he the guy that did the Chinatown video for Bill O'Reilly? Jesse Waters. That's like Bill O'Reilly. That guy is such a piece of shit. No, I've seen a couple of, like, Ami Horowitz. All my suggested YouTube videos are like, you know, a sewer, I'm sure. So same high videos. And then like, Trey Gowdy destroys Rapit. Jesus Christ. Trey Gowdy videos are the fucking best. Those are my favorites. He's the guy that he's like ran away from the town hall. He looks so uncanny. He looks weird. But we talked about it. Him and Kasich have this weird thing where they have like the facial, they look like a boy,

they look like Billy Quizboy. Right. Not like him, but whatever the Billy Quizboy's problem is. You know, where they just have this sort of like aging deficiency. They look like a like a four year old just sped up time. Yeah, progeria. Yeah, 65 years old. But yeah, the Trey Gowdy, it's always like, he'll have like some immigration activists that are like, these people just need to have a job in a place to live. And he's like, okay, what about, what about Sandra Williamson? She's like, what are you talking about? He's like, well, she was raped and murdered by an illegal immigrant. And actually, we actually have her rape kit here. And we're going to pass it on to her. I don't want everybody to smell this rape kit.

It's about her dreams. It's about her dreams and aspirations. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah, he looks terrible. Yeah, actually, well, for how old he is, he doesn't look bad. How old is he? I mean, he's probably like 55. Look at this haircut. Yeah. This is the problem is he doesn't know how to get haircuts, you know, and Kasek is the same thing, where Kasek has like a eight year old boy's haircut. I think he looks cute. What's Kasek up to? Is he still governor now? I don't know. He's fucking quietly asking everyone to be reasonable. Fuck, dude. I was going to bring this up back when we were still talking about people videotaping them, having cells and sex. It's just still in my head. But

you know, if you're like me, you've been, you know, I've been checking out a lot of sort of like amateur like Swinger porn recently. I've been on that tip. What? Like Swinger porn. Swinger. Okay. Like, you know, like regular husbands and wives. Yeah. Yeah. Or G's or like, you know, whore their wife out or something like that. Yes. I just got to say, if you do that, that's cool. I enjoy it. But turn the TV off. Yeah. I can't tell you how many of these videos I've watched, where it's like some guys getting spit roasted. But in the background, you can literally hear like the 11 o'clock local news. And clean your living room too. Yeah. Come on. I'm just putting that out as a PSA. I feel like the light is bad. Swing seems like a bad idea to me. Oh,

terrible. Just don't be in a relationship. Well, what you guys were the ones who were saying, you said on the podcast once that you wouldn't mind if people fucked your girlfriend. I wouldn't. There's a difference between that and Swinger. Yeah, right. Inviting a bunch of strangers over to your apartment. A bunch of horny strangers. So you're out of shape. Low tea friends can get together because you're somehow not cool enough to join a bowling league. So you have to fuck each other's full watch. They use your wife's sweet pussy as bait for friends. Yeah. Curt does that. Curt and Karen, they're swingers. I don't know, man. Billy, you think you ever get in there, dude? You think the porn is a gateway drug? Is it a gateway to you swapping? Yeah,

something like that. Are you into the idea of wife swapping? Well, I'd have to get married first. For me now, it doesn't appeal to me at all, but I need to see a ring. There's that added freesong. There's something about it. I need to see a wedding ring. I love that. There's this genre that's like Romanian orgies or whatever, and it's just a room with people all fucking each other on a pullout couch, like a big, large sectional. Oh, no, no, no. That's nice. It's so gross. It's so gross. I feel like I'm looking at a magic eye. It's like a puzzle. I don't know who to beat off to. Don't focus your if you don't focus your eyes. It's not Romanian. You see a sailboat. It's a cool skull. It's Czech, dude. It's not Romanian. They love. Czech has some great

porn, dude. Yeah, they check casting. They check love. Yeah, they love casacats. They love orgies. Czechs cashed. They love to cash. Their mouths love to write checks and then cash them. Oh, yeah. I love those casting videos because it's such terrible acting where it's like, oh, no, we have to have sex now. You know, I always thought it would be like a fun sketch. It's like you have a birthday party for a guy that's in the closet, but it's like a big fat guy, you know, like a flamboyant big fat, like you. Like a cool, like a cool guy. A big fat flamboyant guy, and it's his birthday. He's like, you know, he's very, he's clearly very gay, but like, but he's like, you know, closet or whatever, and they bring out a big cake for his birthday and

he's like, oh my God. And then the stripper comes out of the cake and he's like, oh, I thought I was going to eat the biggest cake in the world. That's funny. You should do that. You have fucking disappointed where you'd be. If you thought you were going to get that giant cake and you are gay. Yeah. And there's a woman inside of it ruining the cake. Just like a seagull in under siege. Yeah. You wanted to eat that whole cake too. But now he has a babysit some fucking woman in the home. Doesn't she pop out and like pull her tits? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a good long scene of tits and under siege. And it takes her like fucking five minutes before she realizes the room's empty. She's wearing all these gunshots and like, oh, I guess that's very similar to that

that we mentioned it on the last one is in blood sport, the scene where where John Claude Van Dam has fucked a reporter lady and she's waking up the next morning and she wakes up to John Claude Van Dam getting dressed. But the way they directed the scene is like it's her like waking up and she's like, oh, and John Claude Van Dam is over there. So the shot cuts to Van Dam. And the way they directed it was, you know, she's supposed to be waking up and seeing him while he's getting dressed. But they just shoot John Claude Van Dam. So his cue, he stands there on his mark with his pants, his underwear underneath his ass, looking over his shoulder. And then the director goes and action. And then he finished. But the edit point is is like a microsecond off. So it just

gives you the impression that he's been standing there pointing his bare as this woman while she's asleep until she wakes up. Do you think if you got it front it, it would be so cool if John Claude Van Dam when he asked his wife to marry her, he like did a full split and then open the ring box or the ring was on his dick. That would be cool. Yeah, when there was the I fucking love blood sport though. Yeah, it's a hilarious movie when the terrorist attack happened in Belgium after the Paris attacks. Yeah, I made an image that's John Claude Van Dam doing the splits in between the Twin Towers and the Eiffel Tower. And he's shitting on to a Quran in the toilet. Satire. Did anyone call them the Paris detects? Never sorry.

I apologize. You know, it's real tears. Paris Hilton folks that who are one night in Paris. We've definitely talked about that porno, right? It's not very good. I give it two thumbs down. That reality show is great. Yeah, we have like dumb rich people go and humiliate people from rural America. We don't even know who we're mocking anymore. Was that the simple life? The simple life with Lionel's daughter. Yeah, they had to just get jobs like a fast food place. Yeah, yeah. And then they'd like fuck dudes like at local bars. What dude? I didn't do anything. Did they fuck on that show? Of course. Yeah, they used to like make out with like just like local guys with like their lips full of dip and stuff. Just be like so confused. They're like,

yeah, these ladies come from New York now, like now with them. You know, it feels like her whole body's made out of elbows, but she's smell real nice. Yeah, she's smell good to me. She's smell good, but yeah. Oh man. They do they do fist fuck a cow on that show. Oh, yeah, they have to. Yeah, because they're like, they're like, oh, well, we're farmers, but like, I don't know how much of American agriculture is still actual farms and not like, you know, a Monsanto futuristic prison for chicken. Right, right, right. When you commit a chicken thought. Simple life here out on the farm and some big fucking warehouse like sicking their entire arm into a cow's pussy. There was a huge run of like horse and cow,

like jerking off horses and putting your whole fist in a cow's pussy. Yeah, Jack has happened in like the early odds. I feel like to collect a bull's semen, you have to stimulate their prostate. So you have to stick your whole arm in their asshole and then collect it. But I think with that, with a cow, with a, with a, with a lady cow, I think you have to do something similar, but like you put like a pipette into the vagina and then you also stick your arm in their ass. I just don't believe we don't have the technology to put a fake arm in whatever is being accomplished with the human arm. We've been to the moon or just let the cow, why can't the cows just fuck? You know, there's enough room and technology to allow, I don't think they've

ever figured out how to fuck, dude. I think it's been, they're not 10,000 years. First of all, I don't even know where cows are indigenous from. I don't know where we got their buffalo. I think they, I think they do this with, with horses particularly, because like a stallion can actually kill a mare if you're not careful. Yeah. And yeah, exactly. But like when you're invested like hundreds of thousands of dollars in like a horse or whatever, you can't take chances like that. Sure, sure. Interesting. But the cows, it's whatever. Yeah, cow, like we, we kill them every fucking day. You could also, it's also automation. You know, if you just let the animals fuck, you could fire all the people whose job it is to fist and fluff

the heads. Yeah, I'm a fluffer. I've sucked the bull off before he fucks the cow. Well, he doesn't have to use his mouth, but he chooses to. And you know, I say, hey, those are the jobs. If you find a way to make the job fun, I'll say go for it. Me, I bring a little Bluetooth speaker with me. I listen to the almond brothers while I jerk the cow off. Some guys just like to suck the cow. That's what a simple life is. Yeah, we have fun around here. No, those are the, those are the jobs that are coming back to America. Absolutely. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. We got to stop letting these Malaysian fucks suck all the cow. Some Malay son of a bitch is fucking elbow deep and cow pussy right now. Get the hell out. Oh,

fuck. I like Monsanto on Facebook. Oh, nice. And Monsanto has been getting into it to the same degree that Raytheon has the like woke postings. Yeah. Raytheon does it all the time. We're like, we're teaching girls science. I love it. Fucking like, you know, I always share them. We're giving girls in Yemen up close lessons in physics. We're helping them get tans to become more beautiful even though they don't have to. Well, I remember like the like natural gas companies, like they've been trying to have like a sort of open a PR front because everybody thinks fracking is bad. So they're doing like memes now where it's just like that feel when someone tells you like natural gas is bad and it's just like some girl rolling her eyes. That people when that

feel when someone says fracking causes their water to catch fire. I think it's cool though, tabloid. The Monsanto ones are good. And what I love is too is because Raytheon still shares all their other shit. So it'll be like, you know, a video of like a classroom and they're teaching girls science, encouraging girls to get into STEM or whatever. And then, you know, fucking morons are like, you know, like, like Becky starfish, you know, or whatever they're dumb, like, you know, Facebook name is like, I love this, this is so great or whatever. And then the next video is like, the fucking Mark two v 18, I see BM, targeted laser guided system. And then the comments and those are always like, you know, a dude that's just a fucking hat picture right.

Right. Who's just hates every everything about Obama in the last profile picture is just a fucking rosacea. And you're stupid hat and they comment on all those right here on CPM. There's a one guy went down there's like, America is the you do not fucking have a fucking seizure. Well, commenting No, those are great. But I fucking love all that. The cause marketing from literally evil companies, which I was doing is a joke. Not to like, you know, Hey, just listen up to this thing. I photoshopped four years ago. Yeah. But I did that with all like when when Toastino's made that they did a tweet, which they stole by the way from someone on Etsy. Toastino, they're like

pizza roll. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They had a tweet where they took the word gender roles and crossed it off and it says pizza rolls. Oh, nice. And all these people were quote tweeting and like, well, I know what I'm having for dinner. And it's like, you stupid fuck. Yeah. Yeah. They stole that tweet from like some pillow that some girl was selling on like Etsy. Yeah, just stole her idea. They probably compensated her really well. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, for sure. She's retired. Yeah. So I did a bunch of them where it's like, you know, McDonald's and then like, we're heroes. We let retarded people work here and put it in like every different language or like, you know, Occidental petroleum, like a woman should be able to dig wherever she

wants. You know, or like, you know, dole like unions crossed off. You're a same sex. Yeah, like Coca Cola and Bolivia unions. No, thank you. It was two bananas. Along those lines, like a similar genre is something I've been seeing popping up recently where it's like intended to be these heartwarming stories of like perseverance and, you know, discipline among young people. It's like, you know, this is, this is Michael. Like Michael has been collecting recycling every single day and working two jobs while going to school to put himself through college. Don't ever say you can't work hard enough. Like Jesus. I'm just like, this is such a terrible indictment of our society. He's literally collecting trash.

He can get an education. Right. What the fuck? He has working three other jobs. He has shittier economics than a hermit crab. He does what a hermit crab does. Plus two more jobs. Yeah, there is a bottom feeding crustacean has a better economic outlook than this human being. Yeah, there was a cost us more money to produce this video than he makes in six months. Yeah. We're not doing anything to change that. There was an Uber thing. It's like, Cheryl's 11 months pregnant and still driving her Uber at that time. Oh, God. Yeah. It's like, Jesus Christ, man. That's horrible. Give her the best part. She was raped in a lift. I know you think. What happened with Uber with that? There's some controversy now.

There's some like, you know, it came up in my newsfeed and then my news read refresh. So I don't know what that story is. They're in trouble again though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some HR shit. Some women get harassed all the time when for Uber. In like the corporate side? Yeah, I think so. Not just by their drivers. Yeah. Which is chill. Yeah. I can't wait till they just cut people out completely. Well, that, I mean, we were talking about the guys who were going to lose their jobs on fisting cows, but a real thing is that like the next, like very soon. Automated cars. Automated like, yeah, self-driving cars. 30 million people are going to be out of work. In a decade or so. Yeah. The cab drivers, that'll be a problem, sure. And like,

inner city, you know, courier services are one thing. And especially in Manhattan, I feel like it would still always be faster to have a bike courier than somebody on a car. So for local deliveries and stuff in the city, the real impact is going to be long haul truckers. Long haul truckers who are fucked. And that'll devastate the economies of so many fucking small towns. Yeah. It's 20 to 30 million American men have that. Well, is that, is that when the fucking universal basic income comes in the mix? Well, you know, probably not. Yeah. Yeah. Wouldn't that be cool? Well, here's, here's why the trucker thing is really fucking important is because the, not only does it fuck over like the infrastructure, but it's 90 percent,

90 fucking percent of all borderline racist New York podcast and radio show audiences. Oh, fuck you. I didn't realize what an actual issue these guys are not sitting in the cab of their truck muttering slurs about everyone else on the road all day long. And what do you think they're going to listen to Kumi's show at the mall when they're out of work? No, of course, not. Their ear is swollen from fucking forehead edema. They need the speakers inside the cab. They have cauliflower ear from hate crimes. They've committed over the time over the course of their lives. That guy, that homeless guy, my friends were just hanging out with one night in Rockville that had like, he like, I won the lottery and I'm like, illegally parked behind the old jeepers in

the semi. This guy bought a semi doesn't know how to drive it. Yeah, I just love buying electronics and shit. I was like, why are you hanging out with this guy? I just found him. They're buying wheat. They're buying. You got to go, right? We're almost out of time here. Oh, yeah. I thought I could keep going. Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I didn't know if you were on a time crunch. No, no. Yeah, we're having fun. Yeah, that guy was just, just had his this truck that he bought. Yeah, I'm assuming semis cost like $200,000. Well, here's a question like, I see, I'm worried about it because of the horrific economic impact of putting 10 to 20 million people out of work. But I'm also concerned because I feel like what do you trust more when you're driving on a highway

and you see like a giant fucking tractor trailer, like some guy that you just described who's like probably like sniffing crank because he's been up for 72 hours driving or just like a fucking computer driving one of those things like that that freaks me out. Well, the thing with you can say that computers are safer than the drivers because of like, well, you know, human error causes them to fuck up. But that doesn't mean that there's not going to be fuck ups. And in the cases of human error, there's more accountability. Right. So if you have if you have a man that fucks up and drives his semi into like, you know, a fucking kills a family or whatever he's an independent contractor, it was that man, there's a clear answer. This is responsible. And obviously,

you know, you're not going to get your family back through litigation or whatever. But that's just how justice works. And that's the options we have available to us. If it's some huge patchwork of like automated systems and bullshit, you know, a fucking automated truck drives and through a, you know, a schoolyard and kills a bunch of kids, then it's like, well, who's if we're going to bring the algorithm to court? There's no accountability. No, wouldn't the company be fucking the company, but it's a corporation that's protected by, you know, it's yeah, so they take a fucking ding from the lawsuit. But those core companies are going to be fucking huge. Right. If you don't think it's going to be one or two companies that control all of the, the, you

know, domestic, you know, of course, of trucking routes with these automated systems, just like, look at, look at like, like mobile networks, there's four companies in America that control all the mobile networks. And Verizon will continue to do shit that should just be, I mean, it is fucking illegal. They get fined for it, where they'll just decide to discontinue service in an area or something that fucked up and they won't fix it. And they'll just, you know, charge people more money. And eventually they get fined by the FTC. And as fines are immediately passed on to the consumer section on your bill that says like additional surcharges, and then they never see any consequences for it. So you're going to have, if enough of like big companies are able to put

out these trucking lines and just literally kill people and fucking write it off as an expense, because the entire, it's a lot different than like the consumer automotive market where you don't, like, you know, there's a lot more competition. You don't necessarily need a car. Right. Back bone of fucking, you know, everything in America, all of our, you know, internal shipping, if you bring those people to court, they're not going to fuck them over to the extent that they can't do business anymore. Right. There's no way to boycott trucking companies. Yeah. They all just fucking. Yeah. Like as you said, Nick, considering like every piece of food you eat is delivered with a truck everywhere in America. Yeah. You think that you think the government, let's say one of those,

one of the three companies that gets to control all of those shipping routes or those trucking routes accidentally, oh, we killed, you know, 10,000 people. They're not going to say, okay, well, shut it down. You're going to go out of business. No, they're going to assess some kind of fine that you're, are they going to be class action losses? But that's the scary shit. Is it like computers will probably be fine until they really fuck up. Like I could see like some fucking chip fucking up or some shit. No, I think it'll be worse. It'll be worse at the beginning. And then the fucking system will learn from the mistakes. I think that's how the computers work. I was talking with somebody about Y2K the other day and they're like, yeah, remember how everyone

thought that was going to be a big deal? And it wasn't. It was like, uh, it kind of was. There was shit that fucking happened in Y2K that, you know, it wasn't as bad as people thought it would be. But in England, there was a computer program that like determined genetic typing for all these couples and the computer program spit out like, oh yeah, your son's going to have Down syndrome, you better abort. And there's all these people that got abortions. Holy shit. There's all these women that fucking had their kids aborted and they're like, ah, we forgot to carry the one. I'm sorry. That was fucking Y2K did that shit. It's like, uh, you know, but it, you know, the ATMs weren't spitting out money. So there was nothing happened. But yeah, automation is dangerous.

I don't trust that shit, dude. I mean, but maybe maybe we're just old mother like, isn't this how people probably talked about cell phones and shit? And like, I mean, they are probably giving us cancer or something. But there's something there is something scarier of cars. They're so fast. It's so fucking. Yeah. But what added convenience do you get out of fucking like automated trucking systems? Well, the argument is that good, the good cell phones, cell phones benefit everybody. It connects people. And yeah, sure. Similar arguments. Similar arguments are made about any kind of technology when like pop fiction came out, people were saying, oh, this is going to just everyone's going to be stupid because they're

reading all the time. Right, right, right. Instead of the movie. No, no, the actual genre. Yeah. Isn't that what they said about right? Literally writing in like philosopher, like as they said about the printing press, silent reading became a thing because you used to have to read out loud and people started reading in their head and they're like, don't do that. That's what fucking trash people do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, yeah, sure. But certain things make you smarter. Certain things make you dumb. Like TV definitely makes you dumb, right? No. Reading makes you smart. I think if you're just a dumb person, it's easier to watch TV all the time. Right, right, right. If you don't have to think critically about that. You don't challenge

yourself. But then now there's TV that's not completely fucking dumb anymore. That's true. But it's easier to just check out. But at the same time, it's any kind of like visual medium is inherently more passive because it's like it's just being sort of piped into your head. Right. Because you don't control the tempo. You're not, yeah, exactly. Whereas you're reading a novel, you're reading it, but you have to sort of create the world your own head. You have to use your imagination more than just sort of like passively. But it's receding. That's why it's not impossible though to passively consume literature and plenty of people fucking do that. That's why I only listen to radio plays. That's all the media of the mind. I think big corporations and technology

are just basically filming themselves fucking the American people. And then they're watching it back and bring it back. Great old time laughing about how dumb we all are. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, the bigger argument, it's not that like, oh, well, you know, automation is unsafe is that it destroys jobs and when it destroys jobs, it destroys people's lives and it fucking hurts the problem of income and wealth inequality even more. They have automated McDonald's now in New York. And you probably don't see them because they're not in fucking Union Square. They have them all up in Harlem. Right. They have them in places where they want to fire people immediately. Right. Where the people need the jobs. Right. Well, that's also weird because like, you know,

McDonald's in particular, really everywhere has like almost become like de facto social services for large segments of the population. You know, so like, what are they going to do when they're completely like untethered from any human contact? Yeah, they're going to write the next great novel. They're going to write the next great song. They're going to make the next great dance. Walmart, too. No, apparently Walmart started hiring more people. Maybe I'm wrong. Well, no, we actually talked about this on my show, but there is an article that came out a while ago about what a huge drain Walmart is on local police departments, right? Yeah, they actually have to have like a cop who's paid with taxes, right? Who has to stay in the

Walmart. Yeah. Just keep processing all the people they arrest in Walmart because these stores are like just massive open spaces. They don't hire enough people to actually do real security. There's three people working in a massive warehouse. There's three people working there. When I was in New Hampshire with Felix and Justin, I was in a Walmart and there was dog shit in the aisle, which was amazing. Someone let their dog shit inside. Yeah, it's crazy. The other thing is that they also let people, because they need their employees to do this, they let people stay in cars. You can like in a parking lot 24 hours a day overnight. RV parts, because initially it was for all the old people because they thought it would be nice

for old people like the fucking, you know, who aren't going to cause any trouble. And then I thought they reversed that because of vagrants and shit. Yeah, but like vagrancy, but it's just basically like, and then like so much in, you know, like modern American life, like everything is like just sort of, it just like sort of these strip malls off highways, but there's no real like community or main street. And there's no, there's no eyeballs on the street. I mean, like, you know, urbanologists sort of study this like there's a word like eyes on the street is a thing that they think cuts down on crime because it's just like if people are out and about and it's worth like a main street in like a high street in a town or city, it's different. But like now

they're just these sort of people just sort of like completely like a macy desiccated like areas of just commerce. So there's like nothing going on. I mean, you can probably get like raped or killed in Walmart. I'm sure it happens. Dude, I was just in Oklahoma. That's exactly how that shit was. It was like, there's nothing, no one. And the closest thing to like a main street or a downtown was Walmart. Like it was possibly like that's where people go to fucking hang and shit like that. Yeah. In Texas, there was a Walmart that had a police like substation in the Walmart. So it was beyond just one officer. The Walmart had its own police station. And it's also not just that they also just pay their employees shit. I'm sure they're all on like a lot of

them. I'm sure they don't care people are stealing like yeah, it's just like that's other ways the government fucking subsidizes Walmart's bitch ass. What was that? What was Oklahoma like stuff? You're out there doing a date? Yeah, I was I was doing a casino. It was Cherokee Nation Cherokee Nation. Great gig shots out Lacey. But the actual place was fucking kind of depressing. It was especially casinos make me sad. Yeah, they're super sad. Like what he's he's neglecting. I did it last year when hiking in the Ozarks the morning after and it was amazing. Yeah, it was. Yeah, well, you went with Ari. I went with fucking Bobby. Bobby's not going fucking. I would I would have loved a nice hike. But it was just let's all quietly laugh.

How much fucking activity did your bitch ass do? What a day to day. When I was doing pull ups and you came in here. I did. I did. I'll do push ups right now, dude. Yeah, sure. I'm about to finish this fucking half nude. You're like, I'm doing push ups. You look like you're about to eat peeled straight in that back out. Everyone. I just did 40 push ups. That was the grossest push up. The court is short, so I couldn't do like really a really good one. But we need to get you back in pants, dude. Too much of these great radio right now, everybody. I just did a clap push up everyone. Yeah. Yeah, that was like John Plodman, those video broadcasting studios. So we can force you to do exercise and then also jack off a midget and reach for five million of your broadcasting.

Yeah, we need to. So what's that? Do you got like a midget sized pussy too? That's interesting. I'll just get sunglasses. Yeah, I don't know, man. It was tough and it's like the food, all the food, like it's hard to be to not eat like shit at a place like that. In a casino. Yeah. Yeah. But even the people that like live there, it's like. That's why San Antonio is the fattest city because you go there and it's like, the way Starbucks is here, it's like that there with fucking Olive Garden. Yeah, it's incredible. Yeah. And like Red Lobster and all those like, you know, what's that tier of chain restaurants called where it's like sit down casual fast casual. Yeah, that's like Panera and shit where I don't know. Red Lobster. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Applebee's Applebee's as far as the fucking I can see you drive around San Antonio and it's all these fucking elevated highways and chain restaurants. Yeah. And then people dress like cowboys on hover rounds. 600 pounds. It's insane how fat they are down there. They all want to be fat cowboys, which is like, first of all, no one would ever let you on a horse. Yeah, that would be fucking animal. You have to ride a fat person riding a horse is one of the funniest images. It is very funny. No, they all look like those twins. Yeah. So I was just going to say one of my favorite. Yeah, one of my favorites of all time, the twins, the big fat twins on the little scooters. Williams to the Wallace twins. Yeah, we ate at Red Lobster when

we were in DC and I got to say it was the best dining experience we had there all week. Really? Yeah. Well, this is all a good fake ass. I love those. Yeah, it's all this. Yeah, exactly. It's all the shitty bistros which I hate. But man, those fucking biscuits are so good. I did it up big. I got the admiral splatter, which is just all fried. Yeah, fried. If you finish it, you're actually commissioned as a four star. You're in the Navy now. I did it though. So I didn't get my lapels. Do they get stars in the Navy or like little anchors? Yeah, they're stars. Yeah, they get stars. So all the top tier like officer ranks in the United States Armed Services, I think are stars. Yeah, it's the same in kindergarten too. If you get stars, you like for being good.

And as a video hoe, like a five star bitch. Oh yeah, that's the highest level of bitch you could be. Is that five star bitch that Gucci show? I was saying to Nick and Stav yesterday, well, and I'm glad you're on the podcast now, but as an alumnus of the Chapa trap house, I am now technically a pundit, right? Yeah. Yeah, and they should respect you as such. Shut the fuck up, dude. No, you should respect me. I've never disrespected you. I just slapped at everyone when you hear that. I'm MSM. I was doing like a... I'm mainstream media, dude, MSM, pundit. I was bored the other day. So I was doing that like curious cat thing. We're just like anonymous questions from people who follow you on Twitter. And a lot of people were saying like, we love the Adam episode,

but just once again, like to remind you that Brendan Wardell is your worst guest ever. Never have been back on. I will open it. I will burn down a hospital for every... Got his feelings hurt because now people don't like him and he's blaming it entirely on us. Yeah, whatever, man. Who cares? I care. I like Brendan. I'm not trying to be mean to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is funny. Nobody likes Brandon. We don't have to lie about it. Brandon's great, guys. Please stop bullying him. Please stop hurting his feelings. We don't want to get blamed for it anymore. Yeah, fuck. Well, just don't do it. Yeah, it is funny, but internet hate is hilarious. How much hate did Adam get? Any nice hate for

Adam? Oh, this is funny, actually. Someone got mad that we... Someone got mad at Adam because we... Just some random person was just like, hey, like the show, but I got to say, like, not too happy about, like, you know, on the most recent episode when you sexualized the teenage girl. And I was like, what? And it was when we were talking about... Popcorn's girlfriend. We were talking about Instagram savage and legend popcorn. And like, I was making the point that, like, he's this sort of like goofy... He's this sort of fat, curly hair, white kid who, like, thinks he's like a rapper, but like, on his Instagram, like, he is, like, cooking up with, like, hot women. And I didn't... Really? For a high school kid. For a high school kid.

For a high school kid. Yeah. How are you? I love the spectrum of, like, shows. You can't say that they're hot, though. You have chapel on one end, and then I did Legion of Skanks the other night, where Lewis brought a homeless man onto the podcast, tried to steal his cocaine, and tried to put his false teeth in his mouth. God. And he's like, just give me your fucking teeth, dude. Jesus. Dude. That is so fucking disgusting. Can you imagine? That's insanely gross. He's doing that just voluntarily for not even a great laugh, probably. I mean, I'm still laughing about it. I think it's pretty funny. What do you literally put the teeth in his mouth? And then people getting mad

about saying that Popcorn's girlfriend is hot. Yeah. Like, if we said, oh, dude, I want to fuck Popcorn because she's 16, you know? Exactly. We didn't say we wanted to fuck her. We just said he did all right for fat, chubby, curly-head, you know, a Kentucky white boy. Good for him, man. Yeah, whatever. I'm not going to apologize for sexualizing. Popcorn is white Lutarian Milton. Of course. Yeah. I love Lutarian. Lutarian's got his life together. I know. Which is not surprising. I mean, of course. If you G out that hard as a fucking eight-year-old. We got to get the hood shit out of your system early. Where the fuck else is he going to go except Harvard? That's why, like I said, I'm glad Pop did his home invasion and assault with a deadly weapon.

He'd waited a little bit longer. What a shit would have been a lot more time for him. He would have gone to adult prison and they would have not liked his rapid. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, the fucking Lutarian was so hard as an eight-year-old, like Obama would have never, if it was Lutarian, Obama would have never said if I had a son. Never happened with Lutarian. I don't know Lutarian. I've never met Lutarian. I don't know who Lutarian is. Please do not compare me to that boy. The boy beat up his grandmother for chicken wings. God, he was awesome. What does he do? He stole a car. He stole a car. He stole a car. He stole his grandma's car. Smashing it away because he couldn't see above the dashboard because his friend came over and his friend was smoking cigarettes.

And he smoked with cigarettes. He smoked with cigarettes. Because I want to do hoodratch shit with my friends. I want to do hoodratch stuff with my friends. That's kind of so cool. That's what fucking unbridled childhood freedom looks like. In a perfect world, every boy would be able to do that. Absolutely. Oh my god, yeah. We need a holodeck for boys. Yeah. And they all could be Lutarian. Bring it all full circle, yeah. And that'll be it. This is a holodeck for boys. All right. Thanks, Big Dick Billy. Yeah, you got anything you want? No, no. Just always a pleasure. Any day without cum is a waste of money. That's right. That's right, brother. Yeah, chapeau, trapeaus. I'm sure there's a lot of overlap.

Anyways, but if you don't listen, check it out. It's great. You guys were fun. Thanks.