The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 292 – one more year
Episode Date: December 29, 2021almost done fellas...
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It's Christmas or whatever the fuck day it is right now
It's Santa Claus day as it's known in Canada. I'll tell you right the fuck now. Yeah, I think it's not I think it's already been Christmas
What's boxing day? I think it's a 29th. Does he put you in boxes? Yeah, what's that a holiday for fucking cats?
You get a Canadian guy fucking sick
They sit around a bunch of Canadians acting like a fucking feline womanly feline. That's right. This ain't ancient
Oh, is that a cardboard box a yeah, I'll go in there and piss out of my vagina
Let's steam come out of my vagina so people know who's boxing exactly and for boxing day
You tape your little penis to the middle of your ballsack
So it looks like so it looks like a box and you piss down at town the middle like it's pussy cheeks
Yeah, and I don't know if you know that they will I'm recording recording. Yeah, yeah, I
Don't know if you've checked in on the show in a couple of years
This is what we're at now. I don't know what you chapeau fellas
But come down as a ball
Anti-Canada check check check check check check check check check. Why can't I hear?
I feel like I sound weird. Well, you sound good. Yeah, you sound hot dude. I sound hot
I'm getting fucking horny. Check. Check. Check. I'm coming through with the Peroni. Yeah, my man sipping
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I'm scared. The rhyme's scaring me. Yeah, it's rhymes. You'll be choked
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Sometimes I make an exception. You're a macro brew lager Adam per own a man's penis
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It's a little Guinness parrot
I would love to have the main beer of
It is guy because they are on some gay shit over there. I can't hire
You can't hear yourself. No, it's just I sound kind of fuzzy. You sound regular in my headphones. All right. That's fine
Hey, who cares?
Is this the is just the last episode of the year of the year we're lurching towards the end
Yeah, I always enjoy to be in the and with the come boys in the come house
That's right come together at the end of the year. Oh, you gotta come to all of these now. It's our second second year of doing
This is our and there's no end in sight. Will. Yeah, we've decided we're gonna just start taking vacations
Yeah, this podcast recording we wanted to 2022 to be the last year. Yeah, we're done
We don't want to move on to literally nothing. Yeah, we just want to get a head start on quitting and yeah
Slowly losing relevance. Yeah
And uh, so we're gonna just do a lot of cabins
Yeah, we blow all the money on vacations and then just I think it'd be really funny if the show's making like just doing dog
Shit, no, yeah, that would be so awesome
like just
No, and people are like, yeah, you should do they stop doing it and we've been there's like
You guys should book passage to like Liverpool in the uk on like the queen mary. Yeah record a whole bunch of episodes
Just about the week-long crossing of the Atlantic. Wow. That's how long it takes. Yeah
Yeah, dude, who the fuck would go by boat? Well, no, I mean, it's like super luxurious. That's actually yeah
Oh, yeah, it's like it's a coincidence. You're treating like royals. I was just I was talking about pirate ship several weeks ago
You were oh, yeah, and I said in october
We should have dueling or way. It was castles. That was it. Yeah, but that's like a pirate ship
It's a pirate ship that doesn't go anywhere. It's a pirate ship doesn't go anywhere. They're both types of legos
Yes, yeah, that the best kinds of legos. Yeah, the
The the castle I like this I like the spaceship legos a lot because you know, it's like that's sort of bro
A lot of it's a lot of that shit's translucent. That's the little castle though
The castle and the pirate ship are fucking awesome
But when I think of legos, there's like a different type of guy
Well, it was like that castle thing and there's
Well, you could be thinking of playmobil
Maybe there's a playmobil castle as well castle was so fucking sick playmobil is gay because you don't make anything
That's what they cook. Let me make sure let me make sure what I'm thinking is in the playmobil
Because I'm about to be pissed off if it is
Stop playmobiles for mentally retarded playmobil pirate. That's not just me saying that I think that was part of the brand
It was like Scandinavian. They're like, oh, it's if you're slower
It's a slower little boy who needs a
He can't do the legos
No, this isn't it. Well, maybe it is. I don't fucking know
Oh, hell yeah, no, that's the playmobil. Yeah, you're thinking of the gay and that shit is cool
I'm not a fucking nerd that needs to do homework to have fun. What are you on homework? It's building. It's not building. Shit is homework
It's a type of homework
It's firing your imagination. It's it's male. That's why you have a female mind. I don't yeah
It's a guy thing. I'm a man that enjoys pleasure and I don't want to fucking have to jump through hoops to get to it
Yeah, the pleasure even as a youth. I knew that nagging at your boyfriend. No, it's not pleasurable
If you had said suck it is gorgeous golden brown cock
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Yeah, I had I've been thinking about this
This is what lights here. He's latino. Here's stop
No, not the girl one, you know, I didn't mean the girl one
You know, I meant the one for guys
I so I just searched playmobil with the images and that's what comes out first result
This is fucked up. This is me. This is the media. Yeah, that stops phone too. It's all the answer
No, it's not
Yeah, that's nicks. Well, here's you on your little ladder
I can't see playing with your dolls. You're not even showing me
In front of your face. No, I like the gray silver fucking boys one, dude
And you know what? I don't even give a fuck because this happens to me all the time. I am exonerated by history
No, no by the audience because right now we're in a little closed loop system, right?
And it's just you motherfuckers and your opinions versus me, but I got the people behind you go like you go like running to them
You're like they I can't believe what no, I'm just saying on a like math
I was the only one who knew what the mean and the average was the castle the playmobil castle to stop
It's not that one. I already said it's not that one. It's not the one for little girls
It's a princess castle
It's so you can you can braid your hair and put it out the window and wait for a brave knight to climb up and rescue you
You guys are full of dog shit right now. We found you didn't this is my
Check this fucking awesome shit out and maybe he puts the playmobil guy up his ass
I don't put the playmobil guy in my ass
No, you would you would stick eight lego men together by their head to make a human centipede and put that up your ass
See that's the kind of gay shit you can get up to with legos
I don't even I don't I don't feel they need to play god on such a molecular level
I like to fucking move the guys around fight fight each other. I don't have to create them. Yeah, you know what I'm saying
Yeah, so anyway, I just like to have a good time fight about what who has more boyfriends or no
That's not a not at all. I think that I who's the most popular girl's childhood fans
Okay, you just keep picking ones with girls that made her for girls
And I'm not even sure it was playmobil, but I know there was a castle
I used to fucking play with that was fucking sick of shit. Uh-huh
Maybe it was playmobil playmobil girl. I never had playmobil. We're gonna search playmobil girl
We'll be playmobil pirate. Hold on. Stop
Why didn't you have legos like every other boy? I had legos too, but uh, uh looks look look here more
Stop, that's not it's so fucking weird. We have more of
That's a doll fairyland. You're a fina. You're honestly misrepresenting me in a major way right now
Did you play you played with girls?
Stop stop got the greek immigrant american girl edition. Yeah, I did. It's also
I got the name is andreca. Wow puffed marshmallow, man
Actually, I did have the state of marshmallow man is again. Thank you. Well, you had it. Well. Yeah, the toy
What was it was a good part of the ghost buster ghost buster is actually like squishy or what?
Uh, yeah, I was like I sort of like big, uh
Yeah, I was came with the action figure, but it was a little yeah a little bit bigger. It had some squish to it
That's cool. I think that's cool. Will
Thank you. I do too. I'm gonna now we're gonna maybe my shit was fisher price
Yeah
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What we're having this discussion gay toys is not a kind of thing. I don't know. You don't want you don't want this
That looks good. Actually. What is that? I think this is an ejection off
Um, I don't know you put your cock in it ejection when it looks the auto blow the top 10 best gay sex toys and
Why are gay guys like this?
Yeah, why are gay guys anything gay about that? It just seems like a like I would like an auto blow too
It's like a robot that will pull your dick. Why is that a gay guy? I think I'll auto blow because it makes it sound like
You know like something that chrysler invented in 1947
Yeah, I think my shit was fisher price 1947 imperial
Robert McNamara when he was an executive at Ford made the auto blow
Air conditioned it was between the internal circulation and auto blow it sucks your dick. I'd be so fucking awesome
Oh, hey, e-line. How about you get on that shit? You're a fucking piece of shit on bus. He makes cars. It's suck your dick
Yeah, and then I'd be behind them. Yeah, but not right now. He's a fucking bitch as far as I'm concerned
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Oh, but yeah, we're fucking
We've had that we've had the full cabin experience. My body hurts. Yeah, I've had too much salt
I've had yeah, my farts smell horrible
Let me ask you something. What is your body hurt? Would you describe me as a smooth operator?
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In what instant in one situation? Yeah, I guess I'm just trying to figure out if that song's about me or not
It's about you. Yeah, I was gonna say a song. Yeah, I think no, that's about my dick. No, I think it's about me
I just remembered that the shot a song is about my dick
Because you know how I'm uncircumcised it's smoother and it doesn't go back
So I have a full smooth cock. Yeah, the whole cock is smooth. There's just a little bit of head at the top
We said goodbye to you today. I was talking to him outside. He's like
Yeah, thanks for having me. It was a great time and people love when I'm on. Yeah, he was saying that
He was like, I'm one of the favorites. Yeah
I think we told him that I know recording. It's a problem. Yeah, you can't build the end up too much. Yeah
Yeah, I remember thinking like uh, I was like Legos himself. Yeah, you build them up too much and then you know, you have to
You have to put them up your ass
Yeah, the fans are already aware that I I lost the game of battleship to him. Yeah, that's pathetic
We didn't mention that we wanted to protect you. We got a lot of experience with sailors
What a fucking boring game can you believe it like that was like entertaining us again?
But there's got a lot of stuff there's a lot of in the 90s 80s 90s
They went crazy with board games and said a lot of equipment
Yeah, but the games themselves sucked. They had sweet commercials. Don't wake daddy. It's just like, uh,
Don't wake daddy was cool. It's like a really longer version of tic-tac-toe
Like that's all it is
And you just go back and forth and it's just it's essentially you're just guessing
Yeah, it sucks. But they had sweet commercials. Yeah, the commercials were cool. It made it seem like you were
Glowing shit up fighting the battle of midway or something like you just sunk the uss arizona
The coolest commercial was the crossfire. Yeah, yeah cross fire. You'll get caught in the
Crossfire
Interracial friends. I don't know. I have no idea what the game is or how it's like you shoot ball bearings at each other
Gun
Shoot a gun at your friend
Crossfire. No, that song was fucking sick. Yeah
Damn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I never played the game. Oh, here we go. Playmobile special plus for the extra retard
That's not the kind of shit. I was into it's a horse. It's not playing a little black horse girl
I already said I was a fish. I think I was a fisher price kid
And we're talking when I'm a little bit made by fisher press. I don't know
I'm not I'm like keeping tabs on everything
But the point is you can all three I was on the impression that playmobile was like scandinavian
Oh, so I'm being fucking attacked yet again for being a fucking international guy. Yeah
For being the kind of guy that makes a diplomat. What kind of being cultured. Yeah, I'm cultured
What kind of toys were popular in greece like mud and stuff relax
relax South africa would you have uh
South africa is all just wire sculptures of like a guy playing soccer or motorcycle. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool
Yeah, but we do have some of those wire sculptures. I know you do. Yeah, I got my finger on the pulse
Yeah
I had a wire motorcycle that my grandma brought me and don't you ever fucking disrespect me and blunt me with albania
Oh, yeah, that's the kind of shit toys they had. Oh, that's what I already told you motherfuckers
I had the electric shit that got stolen. Oh, yeah, I had a better toy than all of you fuckers
Maybe not will you ever have the electric car? No, he's your city kid though. He's yeah, I was nowhere to park it
Yeah, he's he's hallucinated. We have a motorized wheelchair. I was fucking five years old
I wasn't fat until we've been over this and it wasn't fat
And he didn't understand that the breathing tube wasn't as strong. I don't need I don't need to breathe now
Why would I have needed one when I was five? You don't need a breathing?
No, I'm breathing right now in your room right now and I can get the breathing machine
That's at night when I drive my fucking car. I'm wide awake. I don't need a fucking thing to wear your c-pap in the car
Yeah, we're driving just in case like those off
Um, and I was very healthy as a youth. Thank you very much. I was a cute. I was a cute little picture of health
But you know, yeah every child is their children. I know
Unless they're sick kid
Unless they have cancer or something. Yeah, and those kids don't count
Yeah, they shouldn't make toys for those kids. Yeah, they don't get toys. Yeah, they're kind of souring my friend Nate
Well, they're already meeting like, you know musicians and basketball players
My friend they're fucking porn stars. Remember the bat kid. You're getting Lisa Ann's tits run to their face. It'll be awesome
The make-a-wish is the is the coolest thing in the world. Remember the bat kid. Remember when that was how things went?
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna treat it. I can like Batman or something. I guarantee you if bat kid happened now people would be like
Oh, because he's white
Yeah, maybe that's right. Nick. Well, what do we what do his tweets look like? Yeah, well, let's go. Let's find the back
It's old tweets
But the back is got it
He's got a tick thug where he calls the joker the n-word
And it's like he's got to go bat kid five years later
Miles Scott is cancer-free. Oh, hell. Mother fuck
There's a liar is what they're saying. This is a Ferris Bueller situation. He got the whole city to throw a parade for him
Yeah, my friend Nate
Um had when he was a little kid. He had ball cancer. They chopped the shit off Lance Armstrong. He had that as a kid
Yeah, wow from dosing. Yeah, he was ripped
He was ripped as a little fucking chubby Jew
10 year old
But yeah, and he asked for like he was like I won't he was like do you want to make a way like what do you want?
You're making wish to be
And he was like, can I just get like a full recording studio?
And they literally beats they literally he played guitar. They get him a sick new guitar
And they got him like a little recording studio in his parents basement. Wow. I hear about recording like private recording studio
The thing about do you remember in Gawker like profile that guy on death row?
like 10 years ago and he was like, you know
He's like I'm a human being they like humanized this guy on death row and uh
Everyone was like calling for his like his case to be looked at. Oh, yeah
And then only after I wonder where this is going only after they published the thing like the brother of the guy
He like viciously murdered was like, yeah
Yeah, my my brother was letting him like record music for free in his studio and when they slit my brother's throat
Jesus Christ stole speakers out of the goddamn out of the recording studio. Well, I had to be like, wow
Maybe some of the people on death row are bad
You believe in the death penalty
No, I don't at all
But you also shouldn't like the argument against the death penalty isn't that everyone on death row is innocent
It's that it's fucking barbaric. Yeah. Yeah, but they were we're making that argument. They were just saying he's a good guy
Yeah, but I even then it's you the problem is you run into exactly that trap
Right, you shouldn't look at the fucking crimes at all. You should say on principle. You shouldn't fucking execute anybody. Yeah, right
That's true because there's always gonna there's always going to be an incident somebody will come up with a crime
That on an emotional level will justify the death penalty
So you can't you just have to just be convicted about it and say no death penalty. That's yeah, yeah same. I agree dude
I'm for it. Let me do it. Let's go on
Really? Let me go to texas
Just fucking shoot a bunch of guys that can't read in the head
Yeah, texas really good
Shoot a bunch of guys that got they were like, you talk see that I see personally. I'm against the death penalty
Unless I would choose any crime. I would want the death penalty
by firing
I opened somebody's mail
Fucking against the wall. I would love that as long as they still do the cigarette. Yeah
Would you go with a blindfold or just a cigarette blindfold for sure?
You gotta go blindfold and you gotta go do it. You motherfuckers do it. What are you waiting for?
Do it. Take the shot. Take the shot. Take the shot
And then they all shoot and they miss or did you just scream? I'm gay. I'm gay. Yeah. What if you said a really funny joke?
You know, make him crack up like crack up
Or like tim allen. Oh, apparently that's how you
You gotta all right. Yeah, how he avoided rape in prison is by doing elmer fud impressions
Apparently is the funniest kind that's awesome, which I only read on a forum like it sounds right run with it. Yeah
Yeah, you know what I read on a forum. No, you didn't I didn't whatever whatever you're about to say you didn't
Well, it's your first no, what I wrote on a forum is that um, you should buy
Either dick pills. Oh, yeah, you're absolutely right. But that's more that's more of a 15 seconds from now. Oh, I'm sorry
I'm sorry. I'm just trying to keep us in line, you know
Um, uh, and I also read your dick was small by the way
The beep of truth. No, we just had it installed everyone
It's different than the n-word beep
a truth detector
the beep of truth
Actually, no, we have another 10 minutes. Really? This is a very rare instance in which
We only have one friend this week the one friend that I read about on a forum. Yeah, that's all right
We got hard dick William check this smooth operator. I'm not a you are smooth and I'm a pretty smooth guy myself
Yeah, you look like a four-year-old girl. Yeah, I don't have I don't naturally produce some
Chest hair other than a couple strays around you look like an otter dude. What do you mean an otter?
If I had to fuck a guy would look like it would be hairless like you. Thanks
Your face is really ruining it for me. Why?
Maybe we could cut your head off. Your body's not bad. I got a little glimpse of your stomach. I'm like, okay
Yeah, I haven't but your your face is tough. Thanks. It's a little bit of hair that's on your face
I just some of that. It's really turning me off
Big time what if you had a cuter face and you were in some eyeliner if I could change something about my face like
I would say overhaul
Like what I would say soup to nuts except you keep that bottom lip. You know I'm saying. Thanks, dude
I'll bust on that, but maybe they just get fillers fillers on the top just to match up fillers on the top fillers underneath your eyes
For sure. We've been over this your shit is too. So I'm gonna look like
With glasses off this man looks horrible
Then shape I would say cheekbone feminization. Yeah, shame it down a little bit more angular face. Yeah, I mean obviously
Do I have to say it?
What the nose? No job, of course
We're getting too pussy
How small should I be?
You know what I like a woman with a big nose, but I need it yours is too wide so I would sharpen it
I would just give it sort of like a sort of a Michelle Pfeiffer like the bridge. I would show I would I would I would make the width
The bridge a little fucking smaller like a little point across
You're saying like a little pointier nose like that is fat the bottom the bulb the bottom is too bulbous
Bridge of guys
But other than that man, he meets with Gary Oldman on a bridge at night and we get you we get you on
See that movie knows Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks. Yeah, it's a good movie
Yeah, do you guys agree with what I said about ams face? Yeah, they're fucking yeah
And we got to get you on e for sure on e
I would love to be on the channel
Yeah, just doing the celebrity news. Yeah and color contacts. Yeah color contacts
Dude, I have green eyes. I they they remind me of you too much
So when I'm face fucking so what do you want like I don't want to like
I don't want to glimpse into the old west Borland from limp biscuit like black eyes. Yeah, just full black eyes
Black eyes. You're my little fuck robot
My fuck little my little they them fuck otter that I just absolutely fuck your mouth to smithereens
To smithereens. Yeah, fuck the Sunder
To get my mouth
Oh, my that's what you get for taking your hoodie off
You looked hot dude. It's not my fault. I'm just we've been in the cabin. You've been in the cabin. You know what I'm saying
It's funny when you started I said, how long would you have to be in jail before you fuck the guy?
Yeah, it's been and you said, I don't know. It's been a while. It would have to be a while
Yeah, you've been in the cabin long enough that like uh, it's not as like normally one of those guys
We were in the cabin. It was being around Ian for four hours
It's true
Uh, you were one of those guys like uh, Adams in the life boat and he starts looking like a like a big turkey leg
or a big hamburger, but he's looking like a little like cat girl to you
Little ears guys and ears on
Blackout contacts
Blackout contacts tights in a made uniform
Yeah, hell yeah
He's trying to get his twitch channel off the ground. He's sitting in a fucking uh
In an inflatable pool in his in his like in den twitch streaming. Yeah talking about socialism
Yeah, hell yeah, well you should you should turn into like an aesthetic twitch streamer
Like Hassan. Yeah, well your own thing. I'll have to go sign up at the cia first, right? That's true
Like he's an asset just like Hassan did speaking of assets. How good was that? We just ran through the born trilogy
Yeah, it was a real. Stop it. Stop and I
Stop and I watched all three of the me adam and i see niggas
Venusy niggas in the mix for the first one and a half, weren't you? Yeah, I watched the first one in its entirety
Yeah, yeah, they're really good movies went for dinner
Came back with a ribeye ribeye for the house. Thank you my friend some more truffle fries
Yeah, my stomach feels horrific. I'm good. I've been shitting in the mean case of horrendous stuff. I want to kill myself
Yeah, stop you're coming an asset though. I'm becoming a project black black black black briar black briar
Yeah, I didn't see by the way. I didn't see a single plus-size asset
No, or the born fucking the born family of
Lizzo is
And uh and little nozzaks for sure for he is for sure
Yeah, he's he is part of the conspiracy to make all the gay jewish mafia make all black man gay
And we unfortunately guys we wanted to watch buck breaking that the jews are
Created of course to else to emasculate. I watched a really really good documentary in high school one of my friends
sent me a
a facebook video
where
It made in that look it didn't outright accuse anyone of anything
But it made some interesting connection to missing black children
and jewish people that own mcdonald's
What they say
Well, maybe like the jewish people that own mcdonald's you mean like a franchise
It's not ray kron
We're just look a lot of missing black children and then a lot of really cheap mcnuggets
They blame it on the fucking irish with that clown. That's right
That's right. Yeah in the name. So just think twice when you have a mcchicken
You you don't know who's serving it. Well, what that is there's a human meat. Oh, that's oh, that's the that's the theory
Oh, I thought they were attracting kids with their good prices and no, no, they were snatching up black children grinding them down into pink
So it's kind of a blood libel. Exactly. Yeah
The documentary is called the dollar
Yeah, my friend my friend
I don't want to say his name, but he has some interesting
He has some interesting newbie in philosophies
I love that. I love that shit, dude. He's the best. Yeah, because it's real creativity. Yeah, that's pure art
He also he was really conspiracy. He was really skinny and he had a uh
He had a girlfriend who number once he would just like walk around showing people him getting his dicks like
But then he had to go for that. Was that one of his other documentaries?
Yeah, yeah
The truth check out this documentary
The truth about have I gotten my dick sucked or not he would he he claimed to and his girlfriend
She corroborated this that he would do the scarecrow one of his favorite sex moves
Because he was about he was a very drug her. No, no, he was put a transpire on his head. She was very sturdy
She's a very sturdy gal. She's solid. She's very solid and bitch syndrome
He's deaf. Certainly you could say that and he was about literally 110 pounds and but and he would get on her shoulders
And fuck her mouth like he would be sitting from the front
The hr geiger and they were just scared that is so romantic
I can't think of something more that we already did that though the gay face hugger an alien richest a pair of legs
This is a real. Yeah, that's great. This is a real. I'm reporting. This is what he's doing a documentary of his high school
I'm doing a report top reportage on the sex lives of the students at Baltimore Polytechnic
You're blowing the whistle around circa 2008. Yeah
You know I'm saying you're putting yourself at risk. I'm sorry 2006. Yeah, they're gonna kill you dude. I'm fine
I don't give a fuck dude. Yeah, but he's a journalist call me julian from motherfucking assange, dude
Yeah, I'd like to get pussy from Pamela Anderson
I
Was living in the Ecuadorian ambassador the embassy because he said some kitty went to high school
Did the dirty Sanchez scarecrow? Thank you very much
But no one ever did the dirty Sanchez. That's one of those fake ones for sure. Oh, but whereas the scarecrow is scarecrow
I believe I believe so, uh, what was he holding on to?
How was he getting attracted to a tremendous amount of balance? I think pull-up bar. He did a lot of pull-ups
But he was holding on to a pull-up. He's holding on to a pull-up bar. I yeah, I'm gonna assume so
Look, I believe this guy. Okay, believe men and I believe I believe my friend. I won't say his name
Who claimed to do the scarecrow? Uh-huh. He he was a wild boy. It's from growing up
I met him, you know from high school from high school. Yeah
Yeah, and just before again
This is also the friend that thinks that uh, mcdonald's is abducting black children and turning them into mcduggets
Well, he just pointed he just well when they remember when they switched to all
Yeah, that's right. They never told you what they were switching from. That's true. That's true
I'm just saying I seem to remember a rumor
Like arizona st was meant to sterilize black people. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think it just is doing it. It's delicious
I love that shit. I mean, they were like 99 cents and they were like more sugar than you could possibly
Oh, yeah, you can see
One of those and handicaps hot fries
Yeah, a couple fucking shark
Shark gummies. You ever fuck with those? No, you're good
The fucking grocery store the corner store around me would just like get just break open family value packs. Did you sell those?
Oh, you know what i'm saying? Nice. Yeah loose
Loosey sell looseies of gummies for sure. We just get like a loosey fruit snack. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. You're 10 cents gonna have a gummy bear. I came in a little pack
The guy got choked out by the nypd for doing that. Yeah, he did for selling those
I do think that place was a was a crack front
Really all bodegas are yeah, yeah, especially in boltonmore
But anyway, fuck my head is killing me dude. Is it I've had the right amount of sodium this week
Yeah, I'll tell you that much. I'm glad the eating is over. Yeah. Yeah
We got three more days, but I'm gonna take it. I can't do that. Yeah. Yeah, maybe go to the goat farm tomorrow
Goat farm. I mean you guys want we go before you drive before we drive back. Yeah
Can you touch the goats?
Uh, I think like sometimes they get close enough you can pat them on the head
But they're they're behind a semi-electrified fence, but there's a lot. What's a semi-electrified? Well, I mean you can
It's electrified. So it won't kill you, but it'll give you a little bit. It'll give you a semi-jolt
There's something for everybody
You got goats for Adam to have sex with
Goats for stop the eat. I would love to grow a grill up a goat. You guys ever had goat?
Yeah, it's um, you gotta gotta cook slow and low. You know, it's a bit. It can be very tough
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The prince of pleasure tour the pleasure continues in 2022. We're coming to san diego. We're coming to fucking
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My ass my ass is bubbling up. No, I need to I'm I'm getting the meat sweats
Can't you see the thing? I wasn't gonna have any more food today and then they come back
I'm a beautiful friend. Nick comes back with a ride. I never know what what's enabling and what is you know, dude
You're all good this week. That's fine, dude. This is a week of pure debauchery
I saw that ribeye and I said there's only one guy in the world that get ribeye
You know, we're this is kind of like a band, you know, we're like going to record the album
Right, we're going to hear stories about like, you know like that exile on main street
So is it with the south of france or south of france because they were in trouble for tax stuff
What do you think of this will we were thinking maybe in new york?
We started getting like luxury suites in awesome hotels
Yeah, and just recording like 12 episodes of the day like a place just getting fucked up a place where like
Weinstein would meet and friends just come in and out record an hour
What I really need is to take over the hosting duties for wheel of fortune
Yeah, absolutely because I said we've got to do a wheel of fortune style
But what I want is just because you know how that guy does it
But pat sejak pat sejak they do all wheel of fortune and like for the entire year
Like in a very short amount of time right six weeks. Wow, then he fucks off
I would I would suck cock for that schedule. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, and then he just goes back to twitter and
Let me call it wheel time with bill mar
That's an awesome ancient name
Yeah, he bill mar's van are white
You can see his tits a little bit
No, but um, okay. What were we talking about? I forgot
Anyway, so uh, the born movies. Oh really good. Really good shit. Oh, yeah, nick. You weren't here yesterday, but uh, I guess I was
No, when Ian was asking us to watch this Michael Brown documentary. It was awesome. He was like, yeah guys
It's yeah, it's a really sad story. He's like, no, he's like it's really interesting like it was made by diet smoke.com promo
Diet smoke. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we don't have to
We don't have to get into that. Oh, that's cool. Whatever that sound is
What the fuck?
That's awesome
That's fucking sick
What is that I don't know it's the fuck but I like it
Dude, there's a fucking ghost in this house. There is there is a ghost in this house
I wasn't I wasn't on board
But you know when I saw the flag taken down and rolled up outside of the house and there's a weird knock on the door
Six lights outside
Maybe it was one of the cows from across the street
That's probably what that was just me coming by to see what you guys are up to
It was methane from the cows. Yeah, I'm scared
Let's see you guys are watching all the boring movies. Why are you scared to go?
I'm scared to get to the bottom of that. I don't know. It might do something malicious towards me. Why would the woman be malicious?
I don't know kill me. Why would it do bodily harm do ghosts kill people ever even in harm?
They sort of scare them. They just yeah, they're like, I don't like being scared
Sort of uh, you know
Represents sort of reflection of trauma and repress memories and those like that they do like a
Like a gaslighting, you know, they drive you nuts. They make you kill yourself. Okay. Yeah
It's interesting. It's like having a boyfriend, I guess. So, uh, yeah, yeah, but I don't even get any cock
You guys are watching the the born movies today. I tried to entreat you to come over to my house. I'm sorry
I was I was well, uh, you if you I unloaded half a quart of firewood
And then move them again because I put them in a place. My mom was like, no, you put them in the wrong place
So that's a good workout though. You made dinner for me. I made dinner for my mom and I helped over the storm windows as well
So I don't know this. I don't know this comes out of chat, but will is the best cook. I know
He's a great cook out of the five people. I know. Yeah, he's he got busy with a little
And here's the thing. I told you this off Mike, but when I meet your mother, I want to be in a nice sweater
I want to be feeling good. Yeah, you know, I want to be the kind of guy where you stop
Stop's been in latex body paint the entire time. Yeah
I mean you haven't met her one time before but you were in sort of like a track suit
But it was you know, I'm saying a real a real sit-down formal affair. I want to have you know, you know, I'm just I want to be
I want to be a good guest. You need to seek permission to court, you know, exactly proper channels
And we've talked about this
Worst case scenario. I'll be your step dad. Well, like I said, like it's not wrong. You know, sort of a best case
Best scenario for me is I've been raised. I'm financially independent. It's like you can tell me to do anything
Well, I would I would discipline you
Yeah, I would discipline you for sure. I'm very good. I'm a very good son. You are a good boss. I would just thank you
Oh, is that a promise? Is that a threat or a promise? Yeah
And I did a I watched a bunch of Star Trek the next generation. Oh
Okay, so we got the one where uh bar clay is afraid
Where the walls were blown out
I don't reference you guys
Adam's ass where the walls were blown out. I said Star Wars came up a baby star
Stop his ass open. Yeah
Stop his ass open
Adam's ass where the walls were blown out. It was the one where what does it mean?
When we're bar clay is afraid of being teleported and there are like worms in the transporter buffer
And then there's one we're like, uh, diana troi. Uh, it's like she uh
There's some diplomat that she's into and then like he like mind fucks her and makes her into an old woman or something
Whoa, that's fucked up
You can't fucking wrinkle that tear
It's the best. Yeah. Yeah, it's gives you that that that the warm feeling whenever I put it on
For anyone that's confused because you're drunk
Because you're drunk out of your mind
I would never adulterate the Star Trek experience with alcohol even the just the set design
It's pulling with the Kratom or Delta. Oh, we're done. Okay. We're done
You know, they got in Sar Trek. They have the Cardassians, right? Yeah, the Kardashians and I don't know if you heard this, but um
You know, it's late December
But recent news is that p. Davidson is now dating Kim Kardashian now. They're engaged by this point. They'll be engaged
They're probably engaged at this point. Cardassians are only on deep space, right?
They're referenced on next generation or seen maybe once your choice. They don't become a big
Big part of the year. Is there a new Star Trek?
Yeah, there's there. Well, there's a couple new Star Trek. I didn't look hard in Star Trek.
I didn't watch a single episode of the Scott Baccala one. No, I mean either. I've never seen Enterprise. Yeah
Enterprise it's rental cars
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Deep Space
Wow, deep space nine. Why would they name it that deep space?
It's such a fucked up name and who can forget star?
The generation
I don't know about all those games. How about deep?
Yeah, that's good. Let's see or instead of deep space nine, it's
It's I love this the beef the beef is great. It's nice that it works as the beep of truth as well
Yeah, which it did earlier in this episode. It'll not never I just have very simple things in life
Yeah, one of them being this bottom. You're great. Can I can I test the the beep of truth?
Yeah, yeah, stop played with dolls as a child
Oh
Looks like it needs to be calibrated
Yeah, it's new. It's fucked up technology. Actually, I'm actually reading the manual. It can only be truthful once per episode
So it already used it up once with Nick. It doesn't prove anything. It does prove it. No, that just means only the first time
I'm reading the manual
It's only truthful the first time once per episode. Stav knows how to read. I have a question. Well, it's off the fritz now
Now you have to pick which one is true. I said it was the first one. No
I said it was the foot. You don't know how to read. I have a question. This might be. I don't know. No, hold on
I got him there. That's checkmate. You don't have me in shit. I read the manual
I can tell you I said only the first one and then only the first one in the Beep of Truth
Per episode is guaranteed to be right. So you don't know how to read that
Guaranteed to be right. Some of the other ones might be right. No, you don't know how to read. I do know how to read
I'm read. I'm the one with a man in him from Chappell
If you wish this is a kind of behavior you have him on everybody loves him
But he's just abusing us with lies. I'm doing logic. That's the thing that you let me go on Chapo now
I learned no, but it's true. You're gonna have him on okay
You're gonna have him on your show. You should know that he's toxic. Yeah
I go on Chapo and I learned stuff and I come back here
He's being you guys with logic and facts like Ben Shapiro
Stop stop is a freaking boomer. What is Ben Shapiro doing now? I've been he hasn't had a controversy
He's getting head. He's fucking his sister. He's doing the scarecrow. I love to fuck
Yeah, I bet you I've been doing the scarecrow to my sister
Turning me straight. His sister is married to like
Man I've ever seen in my life. I want to save Abbey. I want to be like listen. I'm a slightly less gay Jewish man
I don't you I dated a girl that a deaf sister that was married to a gay guy says you couldn't hear his voice
The perfect
He's like
He's a fucking genius the perfect beard. He's a genius and everyone's signing like
I love this. This is gay. Yeah, you guys can guess what it was
But yeah, I'm gonna say it was like a YouTube video
It was it was like Abbey and her husband review movies from their little their little family dead
And the movie they're reviewing was Jackie Brown nice movie. I love that
I want to guess whether they gave it a positive or a negative review. I was like, yeah, her husband was like he was just like
I didn't get it. It was where
Yeah, he wasn't even
Attract the max cherry. Mm-hmm. He was hot. Yeah. Yeah. Do you saw that the Ben Shapiro tweet where he said there was
Unprompted he said boy meets world. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, it's pretty cool. That is awesome. I wonder why
Mm-hmm. Once again history bends to our will. That's right
He got molested you got molested by me. Did you know this way? No, what we haven't covered that story
We broke the story. Yeah adventure heroes a young boy
He was he would do the homework from boy meets world. It was a sign. He wanted to meet mr.
Phoenix and he would send it into the show and
They thought he was such a super fan. He went in and he was raped by mr. Phoenix. Yeah, everyone
allegedly well, yeah, allegedly, but you know, yeah, let's just say
Source close to the principles. Yeah
It's pretty good pretty good way to put it. Yeah, see you got me watching born
You got me fucking going on chat. I'm too smart for you two motherfuckers
That's why I love all this anti-vaccine stuff because that is a smart movie concentrate on that too much
You see the different the different types of plans that people have how's and how Jason is one step
How sick would it be to like have like a like a like a little box that you could open up?
That's just got
$50,000 in it and like six passports. Oh, yeah
Handgun with a silencer. That sounds like the cool. That's like you just like it at like random bank like that's what
Is all over the world
Have is those like Instagram services for men that have like a little jigger and like a
This should just be a thing every month you get like six different passports
Fucking thumb drive with like crypto on it
I
Announce of cocaine
And a list of names
You could just never be Jason you can't even be a homicide detective, but everybody kind of wants to do that for a week
Yeah, we should abolish the police job. Yeah, I'm sure but well week. What if you're okay?
Yeah, we can be. Oh my god. If you were Harry Bosch
You know what I mean? Yeah, but not everyone not everyone has the ability to put justice first above
I mean for victims that like have been forgotten about but I'm gonna have to watch Bosch
So my day off watching television again. I love I'm getting angry
Yeah, I used to watch the view that's awesome Nick used to start the day off like my grandma used to keep you in shape
Yeah, Wendy Williams. I've never watched a full episode. Wendy Williams is great. Yeah
She's just a piece of shit. It wasn't they were like, uh, like she like announced to her audience that one of her Instagram haters just died
She had a stroke live on TV and she kept going for anybody else that would be like a come to Jesus, you know, right?
She was like change your ways and stop being a bitch. I don't know. Yeah, the next day. She's shitting on you know
She's like we all looks fucking fat, doesn't she if stop had a stroke on the show
We just like the next day just do the show
That would make a show better. You understand any sign to get out. I'm taking
Stroke if I anything bad even sort of happens
Yeah, a ghost haunts the ghost guys after that ghost scared me so much. I had to quit the show. Yeah
Stroke I'm gone for sure. Let's open door policy when you're on disability. Come on. Choppa
Listeners fucking love you man. They'll even more when your voice is sort of funny exactly
Oh, when I got my yeah, I'll be talking when you sound like the guy from the Simpsons. No, you're gonna sound like
Julia, which guy from the Simpsons. Oh, yeah, that guy
Yeah, yeah, I had a stroke
I started doing keeping up appearances. It's the best show of all time. It's really it's my it was like my family show
We'd watch it. Well, are you are you appearances? I'm not
Watching I got the whole thing on DVD. I have a I have it because I share an Amazon with my dad
He's on my Amazon. He was watching some high high subscribe
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Thing called Brit box for him. So yeah, it's a it's a Britcom, right?
Yeah, I sit bucket is like one of the like a television character in the tier of like Archie Bonner
Yeah, yeah, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's like one of the yeah one of the yeah some of the best
She's just a delusional like psycho. She's she's amazing Patricia Rutledge is hyacinth, but I don't I don't know what I don't recognize
It's this woman from like she she's from like a working-class family and her whole life is devoted to like putting on airs and graces
Yeah, I guess her last name is bucket and she like oh, but she picks up the phone like the book. Yeah, she's just a bitch
She's just like a bitch to everybody. Yeah
She's not just like she's got white trash like a brother-in-law. She hates
Yeah, she's always like berating her husband for like like stretching his legs too far
Yeah, she's just a real real battle ax fully abusive to her husband. Yeah, but it's it's really well done. Yeah, it's from the era of like
Faulty towers a faulty towers one of my favorite shows
It's better than fault because faulty
I'm keeping up appearances. She's come on before faulty towers and as a kid I would watch keeping up appearances
Faulty towers one or like a mall. Yeah, it's a good. No, no, no faulty towers. It's a bed and breakfast. It's a hotel
Are you being served that one? I used to fuck with that faulty towers faulty towers is a John Cleese and it's like, you know
They made like two series only about 12 episodes. Yeah, it's pretty funny
It was one of like one of my favorite shows. I don't think I've ever actually seen that he runs
He runs the world's shittiest bed. Yeah, he runs like a world's shittiest hotel and they're all these like doddering British
It's like it's just like he's a constant. He's he owns the hotel and it's just like he's a constant war with his guests
Yeah, we're just like that go winding him up or he's winding them up and like he just hates everyone in this business
I don't want to do I want to have a show that's about producing and doing the world's shittiest podcast
Yeah, we quit this and then we do that. Yeah, we do that. We just have to show all the play all the characters
That would be that would actually be like this show has kind of been like a springtime for Hitler kind of oh
It's a hundred percent the producers. Yeah Hitler. Yeah, you're having me on you know, so yeah, I shoulda tank some spears
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