The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 49 – The Hidden Episode

While looking through the SD card for this weeks episode I discovered a hidden gem - a prerecorded episode from weeks ago that i forgot about! I think i fell asleep during this one.

This is episode two of the reunion series. Season two. Season two. This is the official second season. Dude, we love each other so much. I do actually have seasons, like seasons mapped out for the show. Oh really? Yeah. I haven't shared the, you know, my overall, my architect's dream for what the series will be. What's the show Bible? What's the season where Stoff realizes he's a homosexual? That'll never happen. I love pussy too much. No, I don't want to do any spoilers, but eventually he fucks you. You get fucked by Stoff. That's gay. But no, it's not gay. You get bit, you get turned out by Stoff. I'm turning you out. I'm so straight.

Well, what happens is initially I think it's really funny, but then you guys become close in like sort of a prison relationship. You get jealous? Well, I just, I feel alienated. And then I fuck you? Because it becomes our thing that we have. Nobody fucks me. No, I actually fuck you. No, I quit the show. And then I'm replaced by Siri. And then everyone finds out that Siri can do a better job of posting a podcast. I like everything you said except I do actually end up fucking you in that, in the show. Well, I go off in the woods and then I become like really strong and... Oh, like a... Yeah, but I drug him. ...survival skills and shit, and then... I drug your moose meat and then I fuck you while you're sleeping. No, there's world war. You guys are too big. You guys moose meat?

At this point, you guys are living in West Hollywood. You're in a homosexual relationship in West Hollywood. Oh, in Boys Town. You're podcasting because I'm gone. The entertainment industry will fuck with you, you know. Wait, the gay neighborhood in this neighborhood is called Boys Town? I didn't know that. That's what someone told me. I thought the whole thing was a gay neighborhood. Yeah, I know. All of California is gay. I thought the neighborhood of California.

Except like Sacramento. Yeah, Oregon and Seattle or Washington. You think Bakersfield is gay? Yeah, and if there's any people out there in Bakersfield listening right now, you're gay? Dude, how could Bakersfield be gay when corn comes from there? Really? Yeah, KO, backwards are and... Yeah, well, the backwards K stands for it's cool to suck dick. It's cool to suck off your dick.

Nick did a good face because he elevated that dick. Yeah, it was a physical bit. But if you think about it, half of the corn lyrics are the noises you make when a dick is hitting the back of your throat. It's the ancient dick-sucking language. That's how like lazy music got in the late 90s. He's like, yeah, we're just going to make noise. And wear Adidas' shell toes. But also, you know, that was Limp Bizkit also.

That was weird. Yeah, but Limp Bizkit, you know what, and I've said this before and everyone thinks I'm joking, but Limp Bizkit is low-key extremely talented. What do you mean extremely talented? Like on a Michael Jackson level of talent? They are one of the only rap rock bands that come out of that era. That people talk about. That's still worth listening to.

They are not worth listening to. What do you mean still worth listening to? Every album. A significant other. Chocolate Starfish. Chocolate Starfish. And the Hot Dog Flavored Water. I mean, what a stupid title.

No, I think that's a really smart title, actually. What's the stupid title? What's the name of your comedy album, stop? Big Dick's I.R.S. That's a stupid title. The Big Dick I.R.S. You know what my comedy album is called? I miss the late 90s so much.

Before the Towers came down. When people put effort into their comedy titles? No, when we had Korn. That was the peak of sincerity. What else was a rap rock band? Was it P.O.D. Count? That's Christian Rock. Yeah, but they rapped and rocked.

Rage Against the Machine is rap rock. Rage Against the Machine is the best one of those bands. Because they had a real message. Well, no, it's because Morello was extreme. Yeah, he's awesome. Rage Against the Machine was definitely the smartest of all those. For sure. But no, it's like that music stuff.

Dude, when you listen to lyrics... That was my favorite band when I was 11. And then I remember turning 12 and I was like, this is stupid. Well, when you listen to Rage lyrics, you realize that they're talking about real-est stuff. Like the Nina and the Santa Marina. The Nina, the penis, and the Santa Maria. That's what the Christian or the Catholic sign of the Holy Spirit is.

The Nina, the penis, the Santa Maria. Santa Maria. Yeah. Yeah, so I don't know. I listen to fucking, there was definitely Linkin Park had a big ass moment in sixth grade. Well, actually, what I'm saying is, Limp Bizkit is better than Linkin Park. You think, okay.

I mean, I don't, who cares? They're both so bad. I care. I care. This is the very small world I live in. This is the little dollhouse. You know my favorite of aesthetics. I think I would probably pick Linkin Park over.

Limp Bizkit if I had to. If I had to. Like the Limp Bizkit song, which was like rapping with Method Man. Do you remember that one? In Together Now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, shut the fuck up. That was on Significant Other.

Yeah. I think so. I cannot believe you know what was on what Limp Bizkit album. That's insane. Significant Other is a great album. I can't tell you. What album was? Break Stuff?

It's just one of those days. That's Break Stuff. When you don't want to wake up. That's Significant Other. In fact, if I remember correctly, Track Four. Track Four. Really? See?

Dude, you're going to get big trouble for this. You're going to get big trouble for this, Nick. I know. I'm guessing, but I feel like it was Track Four. What's it called, Limp Bizkit? Yeah, Break Stuff. Break Stuff. It's all about the he said, she said.

Bullshit. Bullshit. Maybe Nookie was Four and Break Stuff was Five. Well, we'll find out soon enough, my friend. It's all about the fuck my asshole suck. My penis. Yeah. The music video for Break Stuff is just filled with, like, everybody from 1998.

The corn guys in that video. Yeah. Well, they all tour together. The fucking art is terrible. Significant Other? No, that shit's cool, dude. It's the flag. No, it's the guy.

It's that cool. Yeah. It's weird and airbrushed graffiti. Not exactly anime stolen, but sort of. I remember. It was the fourth one. Oh, wait. No, I'm sorry.

Track listing. Fingers crossed. Number Four Break Stuff. Yes. Yes. Nookie was number three. Yes, dude. I nailed it.

I knew it came after that. End Together Now. It was spelled N. Yeah. You know, every single mistake we've made on the show, movies, people that have been in them. Yeah. Characters.

Completely erased. Erased. By that fucking half court swish. That was Steph Curry pulling up. That was incredible. That was beautiful. He's not kidding. Congratulations.

He 100% is not kidding. He's not kidding. He loves Limp Bizkit. Incredible. Well, you know what? I've been hanging out with Lewis a lot. Yeah. Now, what's your life?

Lewis sort of dresses like Fred Durst. I would be surprised if Lewis doesn't like Limp Bizkit. He definitely. That's ironic. He 100% likes Limp Bizkit. Yeah. That would shock me if. Tallahassee Coates, dude.

Yeah. He said that when you guys were on. Yeah. First of all, why the fuck were you fucking bringing up Tallahassee Coates? He has the most famous person from our high schools was. He went to Tallahassee. So it's like, this probably, you probably, I don't know, but this guy, Tallahassee Coates. He's like, I don't know.

I don't know who that is. We'll go Tallahassee Coates. No, no, no. He typed it into Google. He's like, I can't find him. And then he showed us his search. He turned around the laptop and in the search bar said, Tallahassee Coates. Tallahassee Toates.

Like tote bags. Tallahassee Toates. That shit is so funny. Which sounds like a pimp's name. Tallahassee Toates. It's not on the level of Eric getting the NAACP wrong, but it's almost NAACP. The NAACP. But, so here we are.

We're in motherfucking Los Angeles. Compton, California. Yeah, we're in the, we're in. Guess what? We're in Jay Leno's garage. We're gentrified Brooklyn. We're gentrifying Compton. Oh, yeah.

Let's take over every fucking neighborhood. Yo, can I ask? With podcasts. Can I ask you a question? I didn't listen to the Dana and Jamel show. Oh, yeah. How dare you try and replace with another fat man and woman, dude? Well, okay.

Obviously. No, I made fun of you for saying, for telling me to go to the Compton. Oh, no, I didn't. For what? Is that what you're going to ask me? No. Oh, yeah. You came up because we talked about get out.

And I was like, Adam told me I had to go see it in Compton. And then I was like, imagine Adam in a theater in Compton. Oh, hey guys. The ticket. No, I have to see it. I had to see it with black people. No, I'm just bicking back being bull right now. Oh, what's up, fellas?

Oh, this is about to get brazy. Oh, I'm in Bompton right now. See, get out. No, that's not what I was going to say. But I mean, obviously in that pairing, I'm more of the Jamel, the hip hop, kind of street urban flavor. You're the Dana, you're a bitch, you're a woman. Right?

Dana, bitch. You're clear. First of all, you and Dana weigh the same amount probably. Yeah, but we're talking about spirits. What a view. Dana goes rock climbing. She has. She can fuck you up.

Dana could definitely fuck you up in a fight. Oh, yeah, she's in a healthy relationship. Yeah. She's like swolemates with her boyfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They do like rock climbing together. Well, actually, you know what? She just broke her arm being active.

Oh, wow. You might. So you got a shot right now for like five weeks. Yeah. Broke her arm, broke her relationship. Yeah, I look on like on Legionist Gangs where Lewis will fight Mickey Gall. He has like professional fighters on and then he fights him in the studio. Our thing is going to be we're going to have Adam fight women.

Women with broken arms. Fuck double limbs. I could beat a woman with a broken arm. No, you could. Get her in this room right now. Let's get her in this room right now. You don't know. She's using the cast to fuck you up.

She's using the cast to hit you. I'm not afraid of that. I'm not afraid of that. We could, dudes, I would love, we should for real have Adam fight a series of women. But legit, like when I fight, I use Krav Maga Israeli military combat skills. Israeli scratching and biting. Which is like scratching, biting, cheating. Hissing.

There's a lot of hissing. Pying other people's land for 60 years. Yeah, shooting kids with rocks. You know, those kind of things. Calling the police. Yeah, yeah. I saw someone had a tweet. Never mind.

Someone else's joke, but. What are you doing? Go ahead, dude. If you think you can beat Adam in a fight, let us know and we will have you fight him. If he loses, he has to give you all his money. I also want to say to any woman out there that wants to fight me. If you manage not to fuck me by the end of our fight, I'll give you $100. I'm irresistible.

Sounds pretty rapey, dude. I'm not going to rape them. They're going to voluntarily want to have sex with me. Yeah, I have to. After beating. Legally, I have to distance myself from these rape, rapular comments. Wow, look at Malibu Mullen. Psycho-assist Kurt Metzger told me.

Fuck. We're getting a lot of heat from the POC's and the SJ Dubs. We're over here in fucking Compton. We're in Bompton right now getting brazy. Yeah. No, no, no. What I was going to say about it. I got like 40 DMs this week about, yo, let me get some weed.

Let me get an ape. Oh, yeah, no fucking Jamel just said on the show, he's like, Adam sells weed. And I was like, Jamel said that. Yeah. And I was like, you probably just said that. Jamel narked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did the least cool thing.

Okay. Well, then I was like, I was like, I'll let it out. I am Jamel. You're right. But I don't sell weed anymore anymore. I can come out of the closet now. You hear that cops? Oh, yeah.

Adam, that for six months, I got it in right before I turned 30 years old. I don't murder anymore. I stopped doing that. No, I did. There's a comic in Austin. I don't want to say his name because I don't just on his behalf, but he claims that he robbed two banks like 15 years ago. That's awesome.

Statute of limitations jokes. Well, he was like, he's like, he was telling people about it. Yeah. Cause he writes too. He was like, kind of wants to be a journalist. So he was telling people about it and it didn't seem like bullshit cause he's not a bullshitter and was like, you know, such a unique thing. He was like, you know, I was like 22.

I was like, you know, like at my wit's end, I didn't know what I want to do with my life. And like, I just sort of did this like brash thing and like robbed two banks or whatever. And the way he did it was like he, he said he, uh, brought a photo of like his friend who was a girl, like tied up in a basement and he just like, like handed it to the teller. He wore like, you know, different clothes and like a baseball cap or something. Yeah. And then the teller said, I'm going to kill this girl and give me the money or, you know, like I'll let her go in two days.

Once I make sure that, you know, nobody's, wait, he just like, just right. Shoot a random picture of a woman to someone. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, don't call the cops or, you know, you have to wait two days to call. There's some, some, some kind of, that was his thing that he said. And then he was going around. He was like, you know, saying like, well, I checked in the statute of limitations is 10

years, you know, for bank robbery or whatever. So I'm pretty sure I'm in the clear and it's like, you're not in the clear. Don't I get it? I know there's, you're fucking up, whatever you think. Yeah. Statue of limitations are like, there's no way. Uh, could bank just sue you for the money back or something. Yeah.

I think how statute of limitations work is they have a limited amount of time to file charges once they like close the case. Right. It's not like, I don't know. It's, it's something where Doug Stanhope have a bit where he, he said he could only do it like, because enough time had passed. When his mom died, the sky mold. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know. Uh, anyhow, this guy Eric was going around. He had robbed a bank and then eventually like walked it back because I think he was afraid about the statute of limitations thing. I saw that movie with Chris Pines where he robs banks.

That movie is great. Yeah. Hell or high water. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. They already talked about it. Yeah. I just hadn't seen it at that time.

Oh, you hadn't. No. Yeah. That's like, uh. It's really good. That's probably the best movie ever made. I really think it was, it should have won the Oscar, dude. Is it as good as limp biscuit is to music?

Uh, yeah. Yeah. I watched it. That's like, that's a great way to just piss people off as you pick one thing and you're like, that honestly might be the best. Whatever the category. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Because nothing can ever be the best, right? You know. It's probably the best movie. I see. Titanic of all time. Yeah. On paper.

It's, uh, China town. I think it's, uh, on paper in the movie with, um, network. Actually on paper networks, probably the best movie. Why? It's like, that's the best screenplay on paper. The best movie is the expendables. It's got the most on paper. It's got the most stars.

That's true. Technically best movie. If you're going to add up all those, all those stars. Yeah. Or, or it would be the movie with Al Pacino and, uh, and Robert De Niro. Robert De Niro when they're old. When they're old. Yeah.

And Curtis 57 Jackson. Curtis 57 Jackson is in it? Yep. Yep. How much, how fucking, didn't that, wasn't that movie supposed to come out like? It was like. Yeah. It sat on a shelf for like three years.

Yeah. Imagine how shitty a movie has to be to reunite Pacino with De Niro. You know what sat on a shelf? What do you mean reunite? They did one scene of one movie together for their entire careers. And then for some reason they decided to make a complete piece of shit together. You know what movie it was sat on the shelf for three years and is honestly one of the best comedies ever made?

Clifford. Oh yeah. Clifford is. Martin Short. Yeah. Clifford is such a good movie. Yeah. But apparently like.

I haven't seen it in years though. They couldn't get distribution. Does it hold up? I used to think it was insanely funny. I rewatched it in the last five years. And it holds up. Yeah. I remember thinking that movie was hilarious when I was like 14.

Yeah. But Stefan wanted to sit over here. It's so funny. Have you seen his stuff? I haven't seen it. You know the concept of Martin Short? Yeah. Yeah.

Acting like a ten year old boy. We have talked about this ten year old boy. Well look dude it's a very limited in scope. I want to know what your life is like in Los Angeles baby. Oh my life. Oh you want to transit. It's a socks dude. This place fucking sucks.

Why did the weather's nice? I hate the nice weather. People are like oh it's snowing in New York and it's like yeah I thrive in that shit. No dude it sucked dick. No that's me. That's how I feel. Yeah. I need that.

I need it to be fucking like overcast. I feel better. What's been going on? I'm way more productive. What's been going on? We're talking reunion. Like we're literally, I guess we spent so much time together that we literally didn't see each other like three weeks.

It felt like years right? Yeah. It's been like three weeks. Like three weeks. Dude I fucking... I feel like this is the reunion. Yeah. It feels like it's been maybe...

We're like strumming your dick like a banjo. I'm fucking scratching my balls dude. What's happened since that? I went to Mexico. I can see your knuckles through your basketball shorts. That's disgusting. Shut the fuck up. Put some fucking slack in your shorts if you're going to scratch your balls like that.

It looks like on each individual puppet show dude. That's disgusting. Like a fucking shadow puppet. I can see the complete outline of my dick. Awful. What if your dick... What if like your dick... It looks like a fucking chest burst or is about to come out of your crotch.

What if your dick was like... When you pulled out your pants your dick was just like a hand. Had five fingers. Yeah. Hello girls. That'd be cool. That'd be pretty cool. Yeah.

No. Like I would go like six months without seeing Jake Flores. You know? And I'd see him and I'd be like, oh hey what's up? Yeah. Yeah. You know? It's not really...

I guess we use work necessitates that we hang out all the time. Yeah. At least twice a week. Yeah. For what? Nine months or something? Yeah. Yeah.

Six nine months. Shit. Yeah. Six yeah. Pretty cool. Bitch. It is weird being here where I have literally no friends. In LA?

Yeah. I just go home at the end of the day. What do you do? You don't even know your PlayStation brother? I don't. No. Nothing. You should get on aim and talk to us.

I've been going to bed at like 9.30. To go back to work? Can we be getting swole? I go to the gym, yeah, in the morning. Nice. Oh yeah, guys. Nick has a huge ass from doing squats now. Yeah.

And then I hurt myself and then I go to work. Nice. Yeah. Eating a lot of ibuprofen. That's the key, not to bite on Lewis too much here, but the real ass diet is garbage. The real ass diet. So emphasis on real. What about the authentic ass?

No, hold on. It's the real ass diet. Oh, I see. So it's the ass diet, but it's the real version of it. Okay. And it's a shit ton of Motrin and the Nature's Valley sweet and salty granola bars. Oh, those are good as shit. Yeah.

Oh, those are like candy. I've been eating like four or five. The cashew ones? Yeah. But it's not. It's like going on a hike. Yeah, you're right. For your body.

Those are like, oh, fuck. Yeah. I love that. Regular granola bars were already like, this is not. Essentially candy. This is fucking candy. They're like, we gotta make it work. Nature Valley and the green thing is just candy.

Yeah. And this one has a mess. This one has like a nice fucking caramel, like just paste. Yeah, it's got a caramel base. You know the Nature Valley, you get two of them. I love how your knowledge of snacks. We're like, stop. Have you seen Shawshank Redemption?

No. You're like, no, what's that? And I'm like, guys, remember that fucking? What was it? And you're like, uh, Charlie Brightcrawlers. I'm like, yeah, how the fuck did you do that? I didn't even give you a description. I love those shits, dude.

Oh, that's fucking. Somehow I knew that I was talking about Charlie Brightcrawlers. You know your boy fucks around with snacks. Yeah. You know I love snacks. Yeah, it's because you don't have like a movie problem. The thing I love is Tom doesn't have like a, who is like. Oh, I got type two diabetes from the criterion question.

The doctor says they're going to have to cut out my eyeballs. My fucking, I fucking. Oh, I can't wait to just eat some fucking shit here, dude. I want to get some damn In-N-Out. Yeah. And I want to get some fucking all you can eat Korean. You're not going to call it In-N-Out, right? Huh?

You go in there straight, you come out good. It's true. You come out of the closet. That's why they call it In-N-Out. Yeah, it's a closet. But there's actually another story here called Out of the Closet. It's a clothing store that does free HIV testing. Yeah, they have one in New York.

Yeah. It was right next to where I went to the bar. I would love it if it was just like, I would just love it if it was like a really gay guy behind the counter and you come in and he's like, you have AIDS. You have AIDS, you have AIDS, you're probably fine. He just takes a swab of your dick, tastes it and goes. No, he's just judging people. You have to like come in the door and then you do a runway walk.

You just walk in voguing. You have to fucking lip sync like at the end of RuPaul's Drag Race. Yeah, dude, I want to go fucking crazy. But I do want to hit the damn beach, dude. You know I found that at work? We were talking about parruses burning the other day. I don't know if we were talking about it on the podcast. We did, I think, once about the voguing.

Yeah. No, we were talking about parruses burning. But Dory and Corey, the old drag queen from that movie, the like, you know, hooray for you, like that bitter asshole drag queen. She died in 1993, I think. I didn't know this until like a week ago. But the police went into her apartment and she had a mummified corpse of like someone she had dated that she murdered.

What the fuck? Yeah, she didn't like a body that she had like embalmed or something. Cool. It was just in her apartment. So she was just a fucking insane person. It speculated that she was in an abusive relationship and she shot the person in self-defense and then mummified their body. Didn't you also tell a different story about a different drag queen that got killed by

her significant other son? Oh, yeah, there's a girl in them. But they explained that in the documentary. There's a girl, Octavia, that's like, you know, she's like, I just want to have a husband who loves me and just a nice, beautiful house in the suburb. You know, and then it's like Octavia was strangled to death in a motel. Jesus Christ. Do you think?

Yeah. Maybe I can't remember if it was Octavia or the other one. Who cares, dude? It was the other one, yeah. Octavia was the one that was very pretty. Would you smash? One of them looked good. Would you smash Octavia?

Octavia was the one that was attractive. Yeah. I haven't seen that movie in years. Octavia legitimately looked like a beautiful woman. Would you smash? No, because of all the wrist veins. They all had, like, very weird... Would you get domed?

No. But she's wearing gloves. None of that. None of the above. I wouldn't do it. I get domed. I just don't have... I understand other people who are into that and I don't shame them for it or whatever

if you want to be like an Ian Finance type, but that's... No. No. I mean, but all I'm saying is that you're not particularly into it, but she offers you head. Do you take it? No. No strings attached?

No. And she gives you... Stop her. You're just working something out right now. And she gives you a sandwich. So you get that sandwich while getting your... What universe are you living in where I'm the one that's bribed by sandwiches? I'm saying you're hungry.

Stop. Just what's the... You're hungry. You're your favorite sandwich. No. This is love. And she sucks your dick. You've admitted in the past and like intimated that you are one of...

Like you're like an Ian type of guy. I'd be interested to take a dip in this transition. In the transport. Yeah. I have no... I have no objections to that. Can we set that up? What's the appeal?

I don't know, man. If she's hot, I don't care if she has a dick, basically. Yeah, I agree. It's not a specific appeal. No, but there are people that are trans like... You should have gone to see Logan before doing this. I saw Logan. Have you seen him?

No, I haven't. But I want to talk about anything other than... I know. I want to talk about stuff's transamorousness. Transmarine? Transamory? Transamory. Transfilia.

Transfilia? It's literally transfilia. I guess that's true. Yeah, it is. You haven't seen Logan? Have you seen him? No. I want to talk about it, but I'll wait.

It's good, dude. I cried. Yeah. Well, I actually... Trans is Latin, right? Yes. Filia is Greek. Yeah, but they mix the two things all the time.

They said on that show, transparent, transamorous. Transamorous? For guys that only date transwomen. Who only drive transamorous. Dude, I was transamorous. I was doing mushrooms one time with Jake, and we were at this fucking weirdo's house. And Jake went outside to have a cigarette. And I used to...

I still have this... I'm sure if I ate mushrooms now, I'd have the same problem, but it just takes me forever to start tripping. So if I'm with other people, I have a tendency to way overeat the mushrooms, because 45 minutes in and nothing is happening for me. So up top, I'll eat four grams and then drink tea on top of it. And then I'm like, this is doing nothing for me. And then I'm like, holy shit.

You just fucking call me. Yeah. And so we were at this guy's apartment, and I'm like, definitely peaking, and fucking Jake goes out and has a cigarette, and he comes back in laughing, and he's like, dude, you got to go outside and look at this guy to confirm that this guy is real. And I go outside, and I look where he tells me to look across the parking lot. And like 20 feet away, there's a guy sitting on the hood of a transam and like, daisy dukes and nothing else with like, Joe dirt hair, smoking a cigarette.

And I just like burst out laughing in his face because I'm a mushroom. So like, it's just so funny to see that. And I ran back in the apartment and slam the door and then ran to the kitchen window and I was like peering through the blinds at him and he's fucking like throwing up both middle fingers at me and he's got a cigarette in his mouth. He's like, fuck you. Yeah. He's like, well, I laughed right in his face and then ran to the window like a dog to continue

laughing at him, that's fucking incredible. No, that guy was great. What was he doing, dude, just hanging in his daisies? I don't know. That was a fun trip. That was like the one of the few times I like had a solidly good time on mushrooms until we tried to watch Super Jail. Oh, no.

Why would you do that on mushrooms? I think it was my idea. I was like, you know, you know what might be, let's try it. And then after five minutes, I was like, I had to go in the lay down in the bathroom. That sounds awful. I want to do, I've never done acid. I want to do acid. Yeah.

There's no reason to do mushrooms after you do acid. Really? They're completely different. I'll never do mushrooms again. Really? Yeah. I feel like mushrooms are a lot more volatile than acid is. Yeah.

Because it's like a poison. You're poisoning your body. Your body's going through like. I'm like acid, which is an acid that goes into your brain. No, it stimulates like a part, yeah, like it stimulates a part of your brain, bro. It's like there the whole time, man. I'm a good boy. I just do cocaine these days.

Yeah. It's so weird to be sober and the one exception, he makes cocaine. Yeah. One of the most addictive. It's like the weirdest party drugs. Well, that's, you know, of all the arguments that's, you know, what people make about me being a crypto fascist, that's probably the best one. You can still do cocaine.

I just do. I do cocaine like scientifically. Like the nick. Like I do a professional amount of cocaine. Yeah. You really do. I haven't done it in like a month and a half. You're living clean, dude.

So what else is, what else are you doing fucking here? What's your apartment like? You should keep. Yeah. This is all fucking boring, dude. It's not, it's a shitty apartment. That's the end of the story. I hear there's more.

There's cameras. No, there's not. Yeah. There's the cameras everywhere. It's a Korean guy that fucking is like a, he's a nut job. He won't fucking, you know, he's like, oh, don't touch anything, you know, like, it's not a funny story. It just sucks.

We got that great voice though. Yeah. Well, I could do that voice for plenty of character. Stop. What have you been up to in the three weeks that we haven't hung out with each other? Dude, I've been just, I was trying to get a right to play in a fitness historian, but I'm really teetering on a horrible. Yeah.

You've been eating a lot on this trip. I've been eating like dog shit. As soon as it was like vacation, it's like, well, they're like, oh, literally on the way to the plane, I stopped. I'd been eating good all fucking week and I just got like a fucking big ass hoagie for the fucking trip. I was like, well, I can't be hungry on this trip to LA. So instead of getting like a fucking nice breakfast or some shit, I just got like a

fucking fat ass Italian sub and I just ate half on the train to LaGuardia and half at LaGuardia. Speaking of Italian subs, uh, uh, uh, sorry, gay, uh, gay Italian, no, Italian, uh, Italian Dom, Italian sub. No, no, no, no. Subway now is doing ads again. Oh yeah. They have a bunch of them.

Oh yeah. For the Italian. The Italian sub. Yeah. And, uh, that's the first subway ad I've seen since Jared. Yeah. Yeah. They're trying to go back to the ad game.

Oh, did they? They did like this stuff. It was like, cause, cause I remember seeing that and thinking like, it's like, all right, well, like they did like one that was like, they almost fresh ingredients people and one that was like Thanksgiving. They can almost never, that like fatally destroyed that brand. Yeah. Exactly.

Cause it's like every commercials looks like. No, I thought. Yeah. We don't know. Yeah. They went into athletes. They went into athletes after Jared. Now they were all E3 and they got like other athletes.

When? I don't remember any of these ads. No, that was during. That was during Jared. No, that was. Jared did a lot of commercials with fucking athletes, dude. Can you imagine? These guys are all the top of their game of their games and this, this fucking loser.

Well, it turns out he's great at his game. Fucking children. And I couldn't call it for years. It took him like, he was fucking inside. Well, Subway was probably calling it off. I don't think he was, I think he just, he fucked like a 15 year old girl. Right? No.

No, he fucked a kid boy. He had a bunch of child pornography. Yeah. But he was into like, whatever, I'm not defending. Okay. Yes, you are. You literally are. I don't think you.

Casey Affleck. And now you're defending. I don't think Jared was single. No, you said he was fucking and sucking. He definitely was fucking and sucking children. He wasn't sucking like five year old boys dicks. I don't think Jared was doing that. He's like Milo.

He likes to fuck 13 year olds. Yeah, whatever. I just, I just, you know, fear to levy an accusation against, you know, a former. Somebody Jared already sucked. I don't understand why he's in this corner. It's also so clear inside the hindsight that he fucked children. Yeah. He looks exactly like.

Well, when those activations, the ad years, people would say that he was like a weird porn guy in college. Like he collected a bunch of pornography and he like, oh, and he was obese too. Yeah. He was a big fat guy. He loved jacking off. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. That's, I can get behind this. Maybe. Maybe. Who do we know like that? Let's see. Look, stop. You, you're never trying to lose.

You never actually lose the weight. That's how we know you're not a pedophile. It's true. If I lost weight, it would make me a pedophile. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody Jared only lost the weight so he could get to the children.

So you fuck children. Yeah. I feel like if you're fat as hell, you still fuck children. I guess did, did Gacy, Gacy fuck boys. Yeah. Then he ate them or something, right? Yeah. He was fat.

He was a clown. Dude, you could, you could fuck children if you're fat. Oh my God. I'm not saying I want to. I'm just saying the idea that Jared had to lose weight to fuck kids. We should have gone to see Logan. Hold on. If you're a pedophile, you're coercing children.

It's not like children are fucking because you're sexy anyway. Well, first of all, there's no way a fat pedophile could do his job because he would eat all the candy early. Yeah. He would eat all the candy before Halloween. They would just, he would just get the kids that liked raisins. Yeah. Because he ate all the fucking shit you get.

Yeah. Well, the children just liked vans. Yeah. All the poor autistic kids. They were just very interested in those vans. So anyway, yes. And in conclusion, you could be fat and fuck. In fact, I feel like a lot of pedophiles are fat.

Yeah. You know, didn't, doesn't that seem like it's right? I don't know. What are we even talking about? I don't know. I went to Mexico City, guys, the capital. Oh shit, talk about that. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. You fucked up. We'll talk about your whole experience. I like, I don't know. It was, you know, they loved me there. They couldn't get enough of me. I just went, you know, I was in the Uber. I was talking about a big part of the people.

Big part of the problem. I have like a fucking cut on my gum line. From what? I don't know, but it's like fucking excruciating. Do you want me to put my dick in your gums? I don't know. I don't like, it's just everything fucking hurts. From what?

Going in and out of my mouth. What? You ever eat a pizza and your mouth is just sucks for a week? Yeah. The cheese is too hot? I don't know. But my gums. Your mouth, your whole mouth is just injured.

My gums are like inflamed and I don't know what to fucking do. What are you going to do about it? I don't know. I already use Listerine. That's usually my go-to. You know, there's that pizza place. Last time this fucking happened, it got really bad and I had to go get one of my teeth drilled. No.

Yeah. I hope that doesn't happen. There's that pizza place, Two Boots in New York. Yeah, what about it? That puts the corn things on the bottom. The like. Cornmeal? The cornmeal on the bottom.

Yeah. It's like fucking razor blades. Dude, it slices my mouth up. No, that's not the heat. That's because actually you didn't know this, but when you were born, you were born without a, out of mouth, so they had to use part of your mom's pussy material to make your mouth. To build my mouth? Yeah.

Your cheeks are just fucking labia. Yeah, so your mouth, your whole mouth is actually a pussy. It's an old woman's pussy. And as such. Really? Yeah, that's why your mouth gets cut up when you eat a cornmeal. Sharp cornmeal. It's like, oh, it's like, excuse me, this cornmeal is too sharp.

I don't know if it's cornmeal. It's this corn, whatever, fuck off. Whatever, dude, you have a pussy mouth. Anyway, I was in Mexico just walking around, talking to the locals, taking in the flavor, the culture. You know, you see guys, you guys have been in America this whole three weeks, and I've gotten out of the country. I've gotten to see a more international side of the world.

Did you do anything fun, Adam? Yeah, you know, I'd go up to people, I'd say, first of all. Did you do any drugs? I want a... Illegal sex. You know, I want you to know that I think Trump is a pendejo, and I have no respect for him. What is, like, Vincente Fox is, like, fucking cashing in on him using curse words one time

on Twitter. I love it, dude. He's getting, like, so much mileage out of, like, he tweets at Trump, and he's like, fuck you. Yeah. I am learning how to curse. His middle name is Quesadilla? Yeah, Quesada.

Quesada. This is his last name, Quesada. Quesada Fox or Fox Quesada? It's Vincente Fox Quesada, I think. Oh, so he just shortens it to fucking have that branding. Oh, also, I found out that dude Carlos Slim, the richest guy in Mexico, is a Lebanese guy. Really? Yeah, isn't that weird?

He's not Mexican? He's not Mexican. Oh. Oh, I'll tell you, once we're actually speaking of stop wanting to have sex with trans women, which is... Which is chill, dude. Wait, hold on. I thought the richest guy in the world was Donald Trump.

Yeah, he is. That's why I voted for him. That's who should be president is the richest guy in the world. Carlos Slim, dude. And that picture of him driving the truck or pretending to drive a brand-new bull. It's the best thing in the world. I fucking... I was saying that, you know, now this is real news.

Anybody else is fake news, but his approval ratings went to 100% after that picture came out. How can you see that not trust the hands our country is in? Yeah. He used the horn. Yeah, the one, the best snap was him with the two hands on the wheel and just like screaming out of like pure joy. What was that even for?

I kind of don't know. I kind of don't know. I was like the American trucking union. I would prefer to just think that it was like, he was like, we're going to put a truck on the lawn. I want everyone to think I know how to drive a truck. I think it was industry people came through. It was also cool because...

Like truck industry people. Did you hear that they tried to get military vehicles for the inauguration, jump on a tank? Tanks? Yeah. That is fucking insane. He wanted tanks. I mean like military. He wanted tanks to roll on fucking Washington.

He wanted some. Yeah. He requested. What a fucking moron. That's crazy dude. That's dictatorship. You imagine him like the uniform dude. Yeah.

I mean like I naturally when people were like, this is fascism. I'm like, no, it's just shitty Republicans or whatever. But if, come on. I know dude. That's full blunders. He wanted fucking, yeah, he wanted military vehicles. Did he just declare himself general ECMO? Honestly, I would think he would go up a little bit in my book if he just wore a full Admirals

uniform every day. This is like an African ass fucking warlord with all the bullshit man. Dude, I love African dictators. My favorite is the African dictators that have like the suits, and the suit jackets, but there's short sleeve jackets. Do you know what I'm talking about? The African style suits? Never seen that.

The best. I gotta find it. It's the best. The head of state is definitely a good luck Jonathan. Good luck Jonathan baby. What an awesome fucking name. He's like 94 years old and he's still a president of whatever the fuck he is. Yeah.

Nigeria dude. Good luck Jonathan and Tokyo sex Wale. Yo, we're watching the fucking British Bake Off. That shows crack rock. That shows awesome. But the guy, there's two, there's two judges, two British judges. What is it? Mary Berry?

What's the, what's the lady's name? Dude, she's a beast. And Jesalyn Crumpet. No, the other guy's name is Paul Hollywood. Yeah. Yeah, the other judge on the Great British Bake Off, Paul Hollywood. Is he British? Yeah.

Yeah, some British guy's name is Paul Hollywood. Yeah. Like these kind of suits. Yeah. Like when they wear like short sleeve suits. All right. Yeah. Paul Hollywood is a pedophile.

I'm not saying that for sure. I don't know. But if you, if just to set up British guy named Paul Hollywood, I'm going with my instinct on it. Paul. I'm listening to the libel and slander show. When we watch that, like it's so incredible. Like Savanna had no idea how these people could possibly have so many opinions on what

makes a good baked good. They taste everything and have such fucking opinions. And then we looked up their credentials and were like, no, these guys, Paul Hollywood's number one. Yeah. They got a top guy to be the judge. The only person I would trust is Mrs. Fields. Yeah.

Yeah. Sally Fields. This is how funny is that? Did you start a business and they're like, well, I want everyone to know I have a husband. Yeah. It's not just this business. I don't want people to think I'm some sort of cookie spinster. Now people just go with Miss.

Miss Fields? For all women. Is it Miss Fields? No, it's still Mrs. Fields. It's Mrs. Fields. Is it Sally Fields? It's not Sally Fields. No, it's not.

It's just. It's some dumb cookie bitch. No, it's probably some faceless corporation. Yeah, probably. You go to high school with Sally Fields. No, not Sally Fields. Nephew. The mom from Back to the Future, her nephew.

Wow. That's famous. Yeah. It's pretty famous. Wow. That guy is famous. That guy. And the environment shut the fuck up.

And the environmental science. That's really big. You moved to L.A. for, you're here for two days and you're dropping names like that. And my environmental science teacher. I met Tom Scarrett's nephew. Wow, this town has changed you, bro. Yeah, I ran into Tom Scarrett's nephew when I was at the DMV last week. So I'm basically Mr. Hollywood Party.

Guys, my feet hurt from all these names you're dropping. Why? Because you dropped them on my feet. I don't know. That's a good one, dude. Thank you for taking the spotlight. That's a good pickup line. Excuse me, do my feet hurt?

Because your name, can I have your number? Because I want to fucking eat your pussy. Hey, did you read that article about the Indian guys? He's drooling Stav's story about the nephew of the Back to the Future. Stav has taken off most of his clothes and he's functionally naked at this point. You just met this guy and you're in his apartment and you're nude on his couch. We got a good vibe by fuck with Danny. We're at my college roommate, Danny Hertz.

Shout out to Danny. He's been a very gracious host. Come Town Studios West in his home. Come Town Studios West, the doctor Danny Hertz. I'm about to fall asleep on his floor probably. The good doctor Hertz. Danny, this was a joke I think in the movie Step Brothers, but Danny, one of his bits is that his dad's a doctor,

so he just refers to himself as a doctor. He's like, yo, it's me, the good doctor Daniel. Is that how doctorhood works? I think so. It's inherited. It's family business. What were you saying they're naked? We read what?

Oh, that New York Times article about the Indian guys, like cold calling random numbers until a woman picks up. No. It's like a big problem in India. That's like a thing you do in sixth grade. Yo, let's call a girl. You dial the number and then just random numbers. Yeah, they're like, what is up, baby girl mama?

Do not hang up. I am calling from the hospital. Your entire family is dead unless you would let me take you out for a delicious curry and some pussy tasting. And some pussy tasting. Dude, imagine fucking loving harassment that much. You just fucking, like, to breathe, to harass if you're an Indian. Well, I told that story about walking around.

I was walking down like canal at 2 o'clock in the morning. I was behind all these girls and this fucking cab like pulls up on the corner. The guy rolls down the window and he's like a foot away from these girls' faces and he goes, what is up, girlfriends? They're like, ew. Dude, my lift driver, the guy who picked me up, was this fucking like 64-year-old Persian man who first of all bullies me into sitting up front.

What? He's like, I'm sitting in the back and he's like, come up. Maybe you sit up. I had to charge my phone. That's the rape move. And I'm like, oh, okay. And he's like, I am not gay. I am not gay.

I tell you sit up front, I am not gay. I sit and talk to you like my brother. And then he starts telling me a story. Your family. Yeah, like family. And he starts telling me a story. He's like, oh, you Greek? I had, just before you came in, beautiful Greek, beautiful Greek girl.

I sit, we talk, we laugh. She tell me, you know, and he's like talking about how he's just making. He's like, we have a view at the end of the day, at the end of the ride. I ask her, let me have your picture. This motherfucker, this motherfucker took a picture of this woman and then he's showing it to me. And first of all, only dogs. Man, the drivers out here are fucking hilarious.

So funny. We had a hot one. Hold on. This guy was telling me how he's got six fucking girlfriends. Yeah. He was like, I have six girlfriends. And I was like, whoa, what's your secret? He's like, I have very good sex with all of them.

We had a hot one today. And she's like, she's like, it was a pool and she was telling the girl that was already in the car, like her craziest live stories. And so one of them, she's like, yeah, there was this guy like visiting from like San Francisco or something. And like, at the end of the ride, like I get him to the hotel and he's like, do you want to have sex with me? And I'm like, ooh, no.

And then the girl's like, was he cute though? And she was like, yeah, he was cute. But like, you can't just ask me to have sex like that. And so then I was like, oh, cool. Like, and then I was like, have people like met each other on Lyft. And she's like, yeah, yeah, this happened. Like, I met my boyfriend right now on Lyft. I was like, so you are kind of fucking with guys.

And then she also told another story about how some guy kissed her while he was trying to plug his phone in and she thought it was fine because he was very cute. And it's like, wait, what the fuck is going on here? You can just try and kiss your drivers if you're hot. She's like hooking up with guys. I get nothing but like loser dudes, but they're hilarious to listen to. This one guy picked me up the other night and I get in the car

and he's like, hey, how's it going? I'm like, it's all right. And then there's like silence for like maybe 30 seconds. And then he's like, yeah, well, you know, it's my first week back driving. The first night, actually, like I didn't ask you what you're doing or anything. She just gave up waiting for me to ask him. And so he started me a conversation. It's just a dark difference from New York because in New York there's this.

They're all like, yeah, they're all named like Buba Carr. Well, it's not an expectation of silence. They don't speak English. Yeah, they're like, how did I get here? Please bring me back to my jungle. Everyone here is giving you a story. It's wild. Yeah, it's wild.

All the talk is crazy. Their internal monologue, all the New York Lyft drivers is like the first three seconds of head like a hole. The night is snail song, which I might have to play. It's like we're jungle noise. Listen to it. And then you'll get, I'm going to pull it up. I'm going to play it.

But anyhow, yeah. No, so this guy's like just right off the bat. Like, yeah, so this is my first week driving in a while. And he's wearing like a skin tight, like running or biking shirt. But he's like... Yo, fat guy is in that kind of shit. It's hilarious. It's like orange.

It looks worse than a fat guy shirt. Because you see all the problems. It's like, how the fuck, man? You see love handles. You see tits. Yeah. You see, he looked like he was literally inflated, dude. Like he was fucking, you know, all the Christmas lawn furniture.

You see how lumpy a person could be in under armor? Yeah. He had like all these fucking weird wrist guards on or whatever. And he was like, yeah, I was actually in the hospital for like a week and I couldn't drive from, I got poison oak. What? I got one of my arms. And I had to go to the hospital because I felt bad it was.

And I was like, Jesus Christ. You get poison oak that bad? And he was like, yeah, it's just the archery range. Oh my God. A fat archer. I was like, what? How did that happen? He's like, oh, I was looking for one of my arrows and I was digging through a bunch of poison oak.

Poison oak. What a fucking resource. Yeah. And he kept telling stories and like as there would be a new detail of the story that would segue to another story that just made him like even more pathetic or whatever. Yes. And he was like, you know, I'm just worried to drive with all the poison oak all over my arms.

You know, God forbid anything happened. I actually got rear ended. There's no damage to my car at all, which is crazy. You know, the other guy's car was messed up. My car was fine. But you know, the only reason I said that is, you know, because I was just worried. I was worried about maybe getting into an accident. My mom's car, the one she, I live with her, she, uh, to mention that she has a Mercedes

and that thing's a tank. But you know, this one, I don't, I don't know. Uh, can you kill me please? Can you please? Oh, so I didn't want to make any money driving here. Yeah. It's like eight dollars or 40 miles. Yeah.

That's insane. Yeah. I had like one like just sort of ugly valley girl that was like, you know, oh my God. Can these people learn how to drive please? You know, and like fucking swerving and cutting people off and expecting me to like give her a good tip for driving like a fucking asshole. Listen up service industry folks. Thank you.

Let them have it. If you want to know, they get no benefits. Yeah. Here we go. Hold on. This is the first. No. Well, that's the African ones.

What are the Indian ones listening to? That's what's going on in a Buca beer's head while he's driving the lift around New York. What is the Buquille? Please. Please help me. What about the other guy? Do you have a story of Dean? Oh yeah.

That guy. No, I didn't. I don't know if that will translate. He was just such a funny guy. This guy picks me up and he's like, uh, he was like, uh, you know, looking in the rear mirror like, yeah, you know, you can go out, man. Co-ed night, you know, Thursday night, co-ed night, and I was like, excuse me. He's like, yeah, you know, go out with the co-eds and stuff.

I'm like, what's co-ed night? He's like, no, I'm just saying, you know, you can go out and like, you know, meet girls and stuff. I'm like, oh, I thought it was like a thing that was going to, I was like, nah, you know, you just go out to bars, you know, you meet the college girls. The college girls just, you know, Thursday night, you just take them, you know, he's I'm like, all right, I don't know. I'm just gonna go home and go to sleep. And then he's like, yeah Yeah, it's pretty cool driving around you get to meet a lot of you know, see the stars and stuff

I like coming up here to drive around meet the stars and stuff You know, I live down in Long Beach, so I don't see that too much, you know, but uh, actually one time I did see there. I found out there's a guy who lives on a signal hill. I I was able to drive him to the airport and he actually works for a for playboy radio Defeats the purpose of playboy That was a big one that's a good one Yeah, yeah, cuz we're eating real food out. Yeah, well before it sounded like you had colon cancer I probably do everything was blocked by some giant tumor. I probably do anyhow this guy kept he's kept finding ways to bring up playboy

You know old man in love like yeah, like grown really 25 minute ride and they but every time he brought up playboy again He would always do with the same gravitas and weight that like It had like he was just revealing it for the first time. So he told me that he's like, yeah, you know, he needs girlfriend with him And she was actually a playmate. And then like we started talking about he was doing grip work But he lost his hookup for grip work. I don't know what the fuck He's like, yeah, but one of the best one of the best jobs I got to work is actually at the I was fortunate enough to have the experience of working for a playboy Hold a fan to this like a playmate blow her hair with the fan and she fucking hated me man

But, you know, that's it was cool. She's hot Playboy I love I love the guys who just like yeah, man. I just want to be around hot women. Yeah, right. It's like, what are you 12? I Can't wait to see what our next lift driver's like me that I might go to the damn beach We might go take a damn hike tomorrow. Yeah, you know, yeah, there's a lot of things you can do when you're not You know fucking Enduring to the last 20 minutes of a podcast We got 20 minutes left. No, we got fucking five minutes left, but we need we need some kind of banger

I had a good riff on the Dana and Jamel one and they they gave me zero on it What was the riff? I don't know. I felt like if you guys were there, it would have been a lot of fun So let's redo it. We were talking about the sound of music Do you know said adieu at the end and I remember that song from the sound of music which one the adieu adieu like Oh, my little sister was in that in that song in a play. All right. Well, I'm talking about the fucking movies Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, your dinner party with the kids party. Well, I was like imagine how shitty it must have been a big party Like I'm gonna get out of here and like what my kids have to sing the song My kids have to do their dance. It's like man, I got a drive home drunk through Nazi

Stupid fucking your shitty kids. They're bad choreography. Yeah, right, you know those motherfuckers Yeah, these kids that are just praying their dad fucks their Suck dick to go to a house party at the Vaughn trap family. Oh, yeah house in Occupied Austria. Yeah, I love that also that they just like never help any Jews or anything Nazis and they're trying to escape right that's the whole they're not Jewish right no They're Austria. They could not be further from Jewish. Yeah, Vaughn. They're like, yeah, right and she's a Catholic. Yeah, but yeah, right prior to prior to working with that family she'd been

Orally servicing the Nazi the SS office. Yeah to survive. Yeah Yeah, you're right. They don't even Jews don't even come up No, they really forget about all that all that stuff They made a movie about World War two in the Holocaust. It wasn't about the hall And it was about a family that won a talent show I mean, that is hilarious When you put it in context, that's got to be the funniest movie of all time

How does it end they just escape they escape in the middle of the night? I would love it if the original after they win the big show the original script There was like like heavy like they were just a minor Characters in the background of some serious like election list. Yeah, and then the studio read it and they're like ooh too dark Let's look more at this family Get rid of all this holocaust Let's talk about the talent show I love this Von Trapp family. We're gonna bring them to the foreground

Now that developed We talked about it on the podcast before but it's like that story that the big steampunk spider in Wild Wild West Right, right. Yeah. Yeah, I just bounced around. There's like one producer that just be on back to the future three something like that Yeah, it was because that was the Wild West remember there's one That's so I mean yeah, the way she gets made is so fucking stupid didn't what's his name use that for legs in that movie Yeah, he had like spider legs. Yeah, well his wheelchair turned into the spider into the spider Yeah, loveless general loveless. What who is that Kevin Klein? No that Kevin Klein was Kevin Klein was the other guy Loveless was played by

Sir Lawrence Olivia. I remember when I saw it was Peter a tool. Oh, no, no, it was the Shakespearean actor. I Remember when I first found out Kevin Klein's name. I thought he was Calvin Klein. Hell, yeah I thought he was the guy with the movie. You remember that movie in and out with Kevin Klein Yeah, like whether everyone's gay. Well, no, the movie is about like this guy who becomes famous Uh-huh, and he's like I would I just want to thank my old high school English teacher You know Johnny Homo for being the first openly gay person I've ever seen in my life or whatever and everyone in the town is like you're gay and he's like I'm not fucking gay You know and then everyone's like, but you're kind of gay and he's like, maybe I am gay

Is he gay at the end and he's like tries to do gay shit, and then he's like I'm not gay after all and it was like I don't remember anything about that movie, but I remember the big like climax of that movie is like there's a big speech or something and Everyone in the town like says they're gay and stands up and they're like, oh, I'm good. I'm Spartacus I'm sucked to kiss I'm sucked to kiss I like the idea of being a gay test and it's like Kevin Klein has to suck off a man And it's like they have like fucking

That's what fear factor should have been Joe Roggett making Suck a dick Suck a dick on NBC Will you suck the dick for a million dollars find out after the break they put a woman crying She's wearing extra skies clothes. Her hair is in a ponytail. She's sweating her husband's next to her. He's like you could do this All right, we got to go. All right. Thanks guys