The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show - Mike Recine - Episode 80

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

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Welcome to the Adam Friedland show. Mike Racine is back. Fan favorite. It's good to be back. Thanks for coming, Mike. You're welcome. We are reeling from the results of this legal election of Mr. Dobson.

It sucks. We're not going to get a January 6. No, we're about to get one if Kamala. If it was close. If she sold it, yeah, but now we're not even gonna get round two. Yeah. It would've been better this time.

It would've been interesting. They know the floor plan, you know? Right. They know where the baby dungeon is. Yeah, yeah. The rape dungeon, yeah. Last time they got confused Yeah, they were like taking selfies and stuff and now they're in Guantanamo

No, they didn't and a lot of them are like in jail for a while for like Yeah, you just for walking around for that. Yeah, it's kind of unfair. Yes farting on Pelosi's chair Did they acted someone shit on Pelosi's desk for real yeah I think there was a thing people were people said and that guy was awesome though who the guy he like big oh yeah yeah yeah big oh he had a very like yeah he was very shrill right don't say that people say that about men and it's a it's sexist okay sorry he was a lot like Lindy West that's true yeah what's going on how's everyone doing I'm good yeah it's like Nick it's definitely winter now yes this

is pretty this is like it feels like it's two o'clock yeah it's like cold all of a sudden yeah yeah it's cold dark and it's late Yeah, yeah, we went to Starbucks and Nick asked the priest if he was schizophrenic. No, I didn't ask him Why I had his hand up his apron Yeah, and I didn't see it. He had a gun and so like his chest was like moving like this Yeah, and then his hand came out from the top of the apron and I was like, oh I didn't realize your fucking hand was in Your apron I thought it looked like like an alien, you know like the movie alien Yeah, and like just gave me nothing it's really I hate it when you try to connect with people and then it just doesn't That's what I was saying. Yeah. Yeah, you know did people act like I mean

Yeah, okay. All right. Sorry for fucking talking to you that happened to me I was on the street a couple days ago And this lady was where their dog and the dog had a little choke collar and I said oh I need one of those For my dog we started talking about choke collars, and then her husband comes out of the store and And then he goes back in but then he comes out again. We're still talking and I go oh yeah I got and then I turned the husband I said we were just talking about dog collars, you know, I don't want you to beat my ass or anything and the ladies I like it. No, they didn't yeah, they didn't like find it funny. I was just making a joke What happened we used to be cool

Coolest guys Cool. Because most people- We used to be the coolest guys. We used to be the coolest guys. Me, never. But all my interactions- No, you're- All my interactions-

You're fawns and- You're popular. My interactions were always like that. That's never been, you know, if I try to just- You're used to it. Right. Like if I'm in line at the grocery store. Yeah.

It's not happening. Right, because somebody like, like, Annie Letterman's good at that, the little interactions with people. Well, she's a woman. But women, yeah, they like talking to them better than us. I think it's a simple answer. If you're a man the only thing you can say to a stranger is working hard or hardly working. Right. If you say anything outside of that you're a rapist. Yeah I know. My grandfather was really good at that for some reason. Because he's old. That's basically like he's old. Yeah. Yeah. Because he was very good at getting strangers to just kind of open up, talk to them. I thought that my grandfather, but then I realized that he was just kind of being sexually inappropriate

Oh, yeah, I used to think he was like so smooth with girls Uh-huh when I was like 12 and then as an adult I'm like, oh, he was just a weird old man Oh, yeah, I think my other grandfather was like that a little bit. Yeah my Other my mom's dad who's still alive actually about to turn ninety eight mazel to yeah he was very charismatic and just made friends like everywhere, but you're right. He was. I only knew him as an old man, so my grandfather. We were at an apple bees once yeah and the waitress was like what's wrong? Sir, right? This is the whole episode.

Yeah, just bad. So I that we had is fine. Yeah and she said what's wrong sir? This is the whole episode. Yeah, just bad Yeah, and she said what's wrong sir? He said uh, I'm going I have an operation tomorrow At the hospital she said is everything all right? He said I've angelitis and she got really confused but on her name tag it said Angela and He said I've angelitis. He kept repeating it. Yeah, this poor woman was just very confused, but he made I'm confused. He had the disease of wanting to fuck a lady named Angela. I he was a that he had to have. I don't know what what the operation would be having his penis cut off. Yeah, yeah, and he was like, I still got it. Yeah, and I was like I still got it yeah, and I was like wow this guy's the king yeah yeah it's weird watching like older family try to get

pussy sometimes like we went to like a diner me and my dad and my uncle and it was called like the wisdom diner and so we're like paying the bill and there's the cashier and my uncle's like so Mike. Do you feel like you're any more wise today after eating here and it's just like he was trying to like make a joke to the cashier. Yeah, they probably love that. Yeah, I'm just like, oh, it's funny watching my uncle try to you know, it's disgusting. What if she was like, I'll suck your dick right? Yeah, I'm off. I'm off. Yeah, she just takes about. I know you're with your behind you,

I'm off. I'm off. She just takes about I know you're with your behind you, but we could do it in the car behind them. It makes you wait outside the like Tiger Woods is that oh man yeah yeah, but yeah, I had that today at an audition. Uh-huh. I was telling you guys before but they were like, can you stand back and do a stand up and do a full body slate? I was at my desk. I said, well, I'm not wearing pants, of course. Yeah. And they were like, well, shorts are okay, but like really you should be wearing pants. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I'm just goofing. Yeah. And I think I sexually harassed a casting agent in Hollywood.

And she, I pretty much killed my acting career and she was that and not being on the other side of this that and not being able to act Yeah, yeah, yeah, I auditioned for Abbott Elementary a couple weeks ago. Mm-hmm To play Janelle James to play it. Yeah to take her part Yeah to be her stand-in. Are you auditioning for that one Nick? Abbott Elementary know the one that I did today. I her part yeah to be her stand in. Are you auditioning for that one Nick Abbot elementary? No, the one that I did today. I don't know. It's probably the same one. I don't I don't want to commit. Don't do the pants joke. That's all I'm

saying. Yeah, yeah, I didn't like the pants. I think I'm don't say your husband's going to be honestly actually on second thought. Do the pants joke and see if they're used to it and they go. Oh, I get it and they connection yeah. Some of the actually that's a good there. I is the first I can to make the pants joke again and they're like. She'll get it. They're like this is the first time I'm hearing it. It was one of the fun. This guy's hilarious she and then she goes. Oh, that is that was a funny something about the delivery in this guy. Yeah, yeah, it was that I felt bad. I had to tell the agents flustered assistant that I

potentially said offend the Hollywood Casting. I've done some pretty embarrassing things in casting rooms. You put the dress what's that you put on the dress yeah yeah. That's what cat Williams has been. I took an audition class once and it just like you know It's taught by Ian finance. Yeah, you got to get on the casting couch He used to book a shit ton of commercials. Did he yeah, yeah wouldn't be surprised. Yeah He's very casual one for jet blue or something. I remember. Yeah, he that was a whole campaign Yeah, yeah, and he would always take the non union like lump, so it just like blow the residuals yeah.

Yeah, that's good. He's got like a civil four times as much money yeah, yeah, just in a slower way. Yeah, yeah, he's very cassable very funny guy. Yeah, he's very if you're looking for that, you know you're going gonna if that's what you're looking for you're gonna go to the disgusting But yeah, so Congratulations to Mike your candidate one for the election. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah, you've been hammering Israel just to do a little tool, what is it like a just to do a little duel. What is it like a Psy op against the Democratic Party who's always against it from the get go.

Yeah, that's sort of a long game. They're again, they're against this thing from the get go. Well, that's how I can start doing Holocaust denial. I you start off by being like a Palestine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the long hon. Yeah, yeah, you know it's I gotta say it's funny because we're talking about. I guess we're talking about little failures and stuff you know and it's like I did spend a good amount of time last year talking talking about this stuff and but then it's like what did it? It didn't really do much for me either way. You know what you expected

to know. I didn't expect it to. I'm just saying like you thought Fallon would be like. I saw that tweet. I wouldn't do it in differently I would do anything differently, but I think I burned some bridges for sure Okay. Yeah like to perform in Israel you mean No, I guess just with other people. Oh, yeah. Well fuck them. Yeah My kid got his purple belt and karate okay pretty good it's a high what do you have to learn for that I don't know they do a belt test every couple months there's no I don't have any belts I can kick your kids ass no problem think I mean I wouldn't yeah it wouldn't feel good yeah

but to prove karate wrong maybe maybe yeah potentially yeah but you would need stuff you would need somebody like in your weight we should find like a three year old version of you oh my god yeah yeah I only fought like smaller than me it seems like kind of cuz the the purple belt is the purple belt you know what I mean and it seems sort of dumb to be giving those to children Why I don't think you should really be able to earn any belt until you're a fully grown adult Yeah, but you got to incentivize them to keep coming back. I think they come up you keep paying belts Yeah, well, it's like it's like It's not a full purple belt. It's a purple belt with a stripe on it

So it's like the kids version of the purple belt Okay, yeah problem solved. Yeah, and you said that He said he had the baby one hit the baby. He got his baby. He got his baby purple belt You're actually gets impressive. Yeah, I know I am they can I could do that with their eyes closed. Yeah, you probably could Yeah, does he have to fight other kids? No Really much fighting in karate. I don't it's just honor. Well, it's like Choreography and then at the end there's like you punch boards and then they give you a belt

Yeah, yeah, and they let you do it like three or four times. Yeah That's when I was in karate. Sometimes I remember not being able to break the board on the first try Who's your sensei? his name was a Sabu nim But I did like a taekwondo. He's a white guy. Yeah. Yeah, it's a white guy. Yeah In New Jersey, I did taekwondo in New Jersey. Oh, that's the kicking one. That's the Korean one Korean one Yeah, it's block that really like internet gore video. It was in, Virginia

There was like a dojo, but it was like a redneck karate dojo. It was owned by some ex-Marine. And they invited in this like mentally disabled black guy who was like, I'm a grand master. And I know, I was basically the fucking Michael Jackson impersonator. They brought him in and then he like had one of his black, they've recorded it on video to show how powerful their karate is and the guy just like, you know

He's not even doing karate just throws the guy to this ground and starts stomping on his head until the guy's like unconscious And they just dragged him out the back bleeding. Uh-huh, and they're like, that's the power of our dojo Yeah, but the guy they leave the part in in the beginning where it's clearly like I mean this is radio. Yeah. Yeah And I know I've made a lot of radio references in the last Six he okay this podcast it goes through phases. He's good walls and grommet radio. No, it's just you know I mean, that's an it's funny. I wish I could brush up a little bit before the show, you know Yeah, we should give you the prep materials yeah like your teeth no like what what like on what you're watching so I can comment on it well I'm not watching radio it's just a easy easy reference

but if you're gonna reference that I would like to tag you can pretty much point at anything and say oh this is like radio yeah and people like oh ha ha ha that movie the elections like radio basically Mm-hmm a retarded guy one did you see that? Elon Musk cheated because they use Starlink at some of the so they rigged the election for Donald Trump with Starlink with the internet That's what I'm hearing from with Wi-Fi highly respected Twitter accounts like Mueller. She wrote or Brooklyn dad defiant, okay They're telling us that Jojo, Joe Joe from jurors. It's nice that those people haven't given up though. Well, they're all get paid. Are they? Yeah, they're all, okay. Yeah. They're all paid by the Democrats.

Yeah. I want to see the like the expense report from the Kamala campaign. Well, they, those guys were already doing it anyways. And then they, you know, they were like hey We'll give you some cash to do this, so they're probably getting nothing They probably feel pretty stupid. What about the Krassenstein's they're like wild cards right? They're not paid by anybody They're probably paid yeah, they're all I mean they were burning They spent a billion dollars in what how long was there she became the candidate in?

June yeah, so July August September three months They spent yeah fucking October four months. They spent a billion dollars. Yeah You know some people got rich off this shit. Oh, yeah Megan the stallion got five five million. I really yeah for one song Mm-hmm, so sick. Well, they had to pay Oprah like ten million dollars just to come out on stage She's a billionaire and be like well well that's how you become a billionaire. You hustle. Well no it's like you don't turn down 10 million dollars. Yeah. That's why you'll never be even, you'll never have a quarter million dollars. Me? Yeah. Because you're like I'm fine. I'm fine. Somebody Yeah, I'm gonna be like hey, I'll give you I'll give you

$20,000 to respond. I'll make it I'll make it tomorrow be like No, I'm sorry he was kind of bitching about that before the what show before I arrived what's that about my money He was talking about an email that yeah, you didn't respond to I had the call with him today He said there's like nine emails that you need to respond to No, I had the call. There's an email thread Adam where they say I had the call today with the ad All right, I'd for today. I just want to make sure you're on the thread That's what's going on right now, no, I'm legitimately just tired That's on me that's on me I admitted no I'm legitimately just tired. Mike's just trying to kick up drama. That's on me.

That's on me. I admit it. No, I'm glad Mike said it. No, I'm just saying, because he brought it up. We're airing out everything. Casually mentioned it. I said, Adam's lady's got a phone call. And I said, there's this email threat.

There's like 15 fucking emails. It was a long time I didn't respond to it. There's four people in the company being. And he said, he's looking at the email. OK, hold on. The lady, there's frantic, first of all, this has happened a million times with this lady too, where she's like, if for some reason

you can't make a fucking 10 minute phone call, please, she's always pissed off. Right. Because the email is going unanswered. Right. And then after this was scheduled, there's another email like, hey guys, we're saying bye to, she quit.

She quit her fucking job. She's- Over Adam? She's going to- You drove a woman to quit her job? She's leaving her country. She's leaving the country to go teach in a foreign country. Teach English in a foreign country.

So maybe I help her. Cause just a couple emails. No, I don't think you help her. A couple unanswered emails from Adam. She's like, I gotta get the fuck out of the country. Maybe I help her actually. She's going to Israel to teach no they like they Had to sign because it's like a web sits in as potential sponsor

You got to sign up for the website right and he agreed he said yeah I'll handle that right you got to sign up do this I know but you didn't sign up for like a week and a half or they keep texting you asking you do it And then you go to sign up yesterday I know order some cherries berries There's a sign up yesterday and the ladies like, you know, just go sign up and then I see I can see the chat I guess I mean, it's the text message Yeah, and he's like is there a promo code and they're like do you need that just open an account?

They asked for it and and then and you know, it's not like he has to spend money on anything just open And then I was and then it was like a reflex for you It is day and age is like a schedule. I've only then it can come up. It's a great Response with his he says Adam Friedland, New York. No, they asked the next text. No, they asked name Show you the text message go back. She makes sense what I said. No, no make sense So, you know what this show indicate I'm about to be vindicated mm-hmm this show needs like they said name email and then state this show needs an already from the Larry Thank you. Can you if you can confirm with them on the email they sent that would be great

Is there a woman right here? Yes, you guys hey, she's the one that hates Adam. Yeah, don't say Don't say no. I fixed her life. I fixed her life a different. This is a different lady Don't say any of these words out loud because we don't want anymore anything Okay, but hey again guys. My team is feeling frustrated by the lack of response Adam can you confirm you will be doing the onboarding call for this? And then Adam says I'll do it It's like it's like a 15 year old being like I don't know how the laundry And then she goes because thank you if you can confirm with them on the email they sent that would be great

And then he goes is there a promo? And then she goes why not signing up? Yeah, but this is a different so disrespect. It's a different conversation She's just asking you to respond to an email at disrespected you say is there a promo code? She goes I'm not sure when you let the team know you can do the onboarding call. They can give you more information Then he says use an exclamation. I know marks like she's trying to be excited right? Yeah, he goes they're asking for it. It's not bad. You can't proceed without one And then and she goes and you can't proceed without one and then he responds

Adam Friedland don't say my email don't say my email It's like your grandma. Yeah, I know no he's but he's doing this on purpose He wants to make he's trying to like you're doing weaponized incompetence. Exactly. He's trying to make this lady see he's like look how difficult incompetence. Right, exactly. He's trying to make this lady see he's like look how difficult this is. Oh my god. So he's posting his... Adam that's so spying. My last job ever, like day job, I was at an all-women's divorce law firm and they would just constantly be going to the bathroom and the doctor and because I was a man they'd be like oh of course you don't understand Excel, you're a man and I'd be like yeah of course I don't understand Excel. You're a man and I'd be like, yeah

Of course, I don't yeah, and I just yeah, I weaponized my incompetence Yeah to just be in the file room breeding people's divorce And then this is the hi are always going to doctor. My wife was a doctor Hope everyone is doing well. I just want to introduce you to our new sales associate Blank blank will be handling copy onboarding air checks and vetting. There's everything that is a problem. Now this is someone who wants to just give you money

and all you have to do is read a little man. All you have to do is respond to the emails and answer the phone. As we welcome her onto the team, we unfortunately will be saying goodbye to the woman who got the email. It wasn't 10 times in a fucking week. She drove her insane. She's been a huge asset to the team the 10 times in a fucking week. She drove her insane.

She's been a huge asset to the team the past two and a half years. She's been a great, she's a huge asset. Helping us internally, but all of you as well. She's taken her talents to another country to teach English. So that's, you know how badly you have to fucking piss somebody off, where they're like, they just drop their career?

And go to teaching. It's not because of me. I know it is You know, it's funny. She sent a text with an exclamation mark. Like, you know, she was trying to be supportive That's a different lady job. It is to like buffer some of this. Sure. Yeah, but I'm saying she said she was like We're we're great. She's probably crying at her desk, but she's like, oh you have to do is not to me It's cuz it's probably has to be like, you he's not responding to email, and then she has a boss It's like why the hell isn't this done. Yeah, she's like. I'm sending the emails, and they're like how hard is it? Yeah, like you're doing something wrong. You're not communicating properly to our client

Yeah, you know and that's why this stuff isn't getting done. She's like it's not my fault Do you know what I would do with $20,000 was it 20? I don't know what it was on fucking Italian bullshit. What are you talking about? This is yeah, you get bought on Wilson leather fucking track suit. Yeah, you go, you go, you go on like you go on like a bloated Ameri Nera strong, take pictures with dab eating like chicken par. Okay. Well, I don't have a right to enjoy my life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's turn it, turn it on. I don't turn on him who supported you as a spineless bastard. Yeah, you fucking greasy with going. Oh my God. What's wrong with going on a surprise? Your eyes are on sliding off the chair without

all the oil. There's a what's wrong with going on a narrow narrow here with her. Deb would love that. Oh, Princey Pessa over here. Princey Pessa. That that would love a boat. I didn't kill her. She's getting her groove back like Stella. She's gonna get she's finding herself in Sudan right now. She that's where she teaches. I don't know. Yeah. She went to Palestine to teach English to bulldozers. They're learning learning. No, they love bulldozers. Well learning learning no they love bulldozers huh well it's crazy it's like you know people like it's like this is like why do they have military bulldozers do other militaries have military bulldozers yeah I don't know that seems like China I think China's does I don't think that seems like it's China. I think China's does I don't think they do. Yeah, it's a China thing

No, yeah, it's a China. What are the and the bulldozers are for like just to get rid of the they're for bulldozing people's houses. Yeah Why cuz they want to put like a Dave and Buster's there? Yeah. Yeah But there's but sometimes they bulldoze it's like there's bodies. There's people who dove it in busters Yeah And you see this Amsterdam thing. That was pretty crazy Bulldoze it's like there's bodies of people who dove it in busters Yeah Then you say this Amsterdam thing. That was pretty crazy Uh-huh the soccer fight No, look at the name. Look at what it's called You got a special kind for you

No, I've written in they haven't made a special kind yet. Look at the way you went to the apple store and they brought that on. Look at the name. It's a tl mint. No, it's not. He's lying. That's what yeah. It says Adam faggot. No, it's what they have and it's what the rappers. It's a kind of a trap style of vape. Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh, I did this watch like ten years ago. I know, but that's does the last time you got twenty don't defend yourself. He's he's be listen. You supported him and then he doesn't even respect that. No, he was trying to kick up drama in the know. He don't forget where they started with him fucking

being like. Thank you Nick. It's us against the world. It is. It's truly us against the world. I'm explaining why he's going to be here at five. He's got a phone call. Yes to make. No, I had that audition. This phone call okay, but there's a phone call. Yes to make no I had that audition this phone call. Okay, but There's a phone call you had to have with I sexually harassed the lady that took the phone call from the uber But that's what I'm saying is there's still phone call. Whatever. It doesn't matter. You're trying to kick up, you know, it's his fault. I Guess I shouldn't have done that you shouldn't have I thought I could have led somewhere funny. I thought was pretty good Yeah, yeah, I mean I shouldn't have done that. You shouldn't have. I thought it could have led somewhere funny. I thought it was pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I mean I was really in, but I'll take your side. I'll thank you. You want me. You don't really, you don't have to actually, you know, you really don't have a side here.

I just feel bad for that lady. Yeah. Yeah. She didn't quit her job because of me. I, if you look at these, there's no way in hell. Look at these emails. This is the limit at a workplace. So before you're bringing a gun to the office. That's like the maximum. She might say the way women are treated in this country. It's it's not I didn't do it. She could even be like a single women are tired right now. They're his awesome mother and she's leaving the child to go get her groove back. No she's gonna go get back to back walled while she's maybe in a foreign land. Yeah, maybe maybe you made her leave her family.

I'm on man. There's a baseless accusation. I hope we get a new Nanette out of the next four years. I hope so too, and I hope she's fatter than ever. Yeah, what re wider not necessarily wider. Yeah, like a brick shit house right what race yeah a white of course, but the easy will be another Australian lady I don't know. I think it's like, you know, because all of the At least in entertainment maybe not in other industries. I feel like a lot of the like oh we need diversity is an answer to Donald Trump a lot of that cynical right? Yeah, it's fucking Trump gets elected and then there's

It's a fancy Yeah, I don't really rip dab You never chuck clout before It's it's like steam. It's like cold steam. No. I did mess my throat a little bit What's matter? I just hurt my knee you did it mess my throat a little bit. What matter? I just hurt my knee. You did it. Oh, I take you to the hospital. Interesting. No, I'll take you to the hospital. We're all like disintegrate us against the world. No one respects us.

Yeah, I'm sorry that I tried to pit you guys. No one knows what it's like to be the sad man. Let me make. Let me make my my let me make my flagrant three point here. Let's hear that is that it's been the hardest year of my life yeah well it's about to get harder because I feel like we're we're we're we're having like a it's gonna be like in the the next Trump year is sort of like a like a white man recession basically okay where it goes two ways the guys that get off above the break they're really raking in the fucking cash but everybody below that you're fucked you're like Bennigan's you're out of here you're done pal absolutely yeah white boys up when the boring Democrat is the president Shane hosts SNL agree I agree she gets fired

Trump's the president yeah you know yeah think about it that way the Shane maximum yeah it's gonna be but now but we have those because those decisions Are made cynically they're looking at the the guys that have been printing over the last four years And they're gonna say well, we'll keep those ones. Yeah, we want a little piece Yeah, yeah, but then we'll still have to you know kind of we need some kind of wiggle room here Yeah, so Mike Racine you're out. Yeah, I don't think I'm out No, Mike, you better learn wheelchair. You better learn wheelchair Why are you always on my ass hitting my'm just hitting my spine. I'm non-binary.

I got wheels. Ben thinks it's cool. I do have a fighting spirit though. What happens if they send abortion to the states and then all of the states are like, oh yeah, we have a, well they have and a lot of them and the majority of the states are like, yeah, it's protected now. So how long till the rest of the states do that, right? was it ten states? It's like the south right? Well, it was like ten states that had it as a ballot option right to put it in the

law, so in florida in florida and i think south dakota. All i know is i instead of voting for dan goldman, my congressman, i wrote in hint rajab as a girl came up to me a flyer and she said can you do this? She's the new host of the Tonight Show. Yeah she's got a show on Peacock. Yeah she's really funny. No but what happens if all the states then say yeah we're putting it in the state concept, which is weird that states have a constitution right that seems dumb right like What the fuck is the point of that? Yeah exactly what could possibly be that different? Yeah, I guess the abortion thing I Guess the abortion thing my question is what happens if it goes to the states and then all the states

Guess the abortion thing my question is what happens if it goes to the states and then all the states Like or the majority of them are like yeah, we have now we have protection is that a higher level of protection than it existed prior? because it was just resting on like a What Roe v. Wade, which is just a decision? I Know is it but can they like you went to law? I'm looking for a silver lining here? Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, it doesn't sound like in like certain states that they would do that. Certainly. Well in Florida. No, yeah and in South Dakota No in Texas probably no Alabama did where did tech the Texas vote on that Texas has made it really really hard

Yeah, like next to Indiana too I think there's like one facility like in the middle of like the desert yeah yeah yeah it like impossible to access like get there yeah yeah it's a big ass state yeah I mean like it's it's it seems it's bad, right? Mm-hmm. It's gotta suck, though, getting pregnant when you don't want to be. How many bodies do you think Donald Trump caught, though, in his day? For sure. There's gotta be like 75.

He's gotta be the... He's a butcher. I mean, this man is... He should have a teardrop for each one. Yeah. That'd be a lot. I'm a real guy. I Don't know It's a nice thing to also the way that the way that like the way the girls talk about it

They're a little too. No every every time it happens. It's a really sad thing for everyone involved. Yeah, you know It's not like this is awesome. Especially that innocent, beautiful little baby. Yeah, that alive genius baby. Yeah, coulda cured cancer. And what's this handmaiden tail thing that people are doing? Yeah, they're wearing the costume from the show. Oh, that's the new thing. That seems kind of restrictive. Like you're gonna have like an awareness campaign or an

Activism campaign about how women are now you know like Oppressed by the state because they don't have those protections anymore And they could potentially lose them entirely at the federal level if there's a ban Yeah, but to participate you have to have an Amazon Prime account and have seen the show have an Amazon Prime account and have seen the show. Like you need to watch this stupid fucking show to know what is the handmaiden's tale. Some shit about how like they make them have babies or something. Yeah I don't know that's a dark thing compared to four years ago when it was like the pussy hats,

which were, you could just make yourself. Yeah, right. And they were cool, they looked good. You could make that yourself, there was no like, it was just a pink hat basically. Yeah, right. It wasn't like, oh, well you have to get it, you know, you have to buy it on Amazon.

You know, if you don't have an Amazon official. You have to have a TV. Right, you have to have an Amazon official You know a TV Yeah, you have to have a streaming service Whatever this is it is be what is that? Korean thing for be yeah, well, that's you're thinking of BTS. Okay What is that? I thought it's a what but it's a it's a movement. Should we Google it? it should we look it up on the phone No, no, I think that's a waste of time Yeah, I think we should keep guessing and just saying things Yeah, oh

You don't hear Google. What's it called? No, I don't probably means for bitches Yeah, I don't know dude like their clueless girls yeah. They're like doing their dressing like fucking Katniss Everdeen and shit now and like no that's a different show. That's hunger games. That's hunger games. I think they're dredd they're dressing. I'm going to be the one that misinterprets it and I dry in a full Nazi outfit What it's a man in the high castle To protest Trump. Yeah, this is what it was what we're gonna happen. Oh, I did the wrong show I'm sorry. I said that to my wife the other day because she was mad at me for something and I said, you know

What why don't I just dress up? I'll comb my hair to the side Yeah, and I'll wear a little mustache and I can just be the villain that everybody that word I walk by like she like either like Was it sought to be sir fucking Barclay or one of those like charity? Places on Park Avenue, uh-huh like six months ago, and they were auctioning off the actual wardrobes from Game of Thrones And I said should I go in here and shoot anybody that comes in and places a bid? Yeah, should I kill anybody that's yeah participating in this auction? Yeah, I

Think I should I think somebody should I think if people are bidding on the clothes At like Christie's for Game of Thrones clothes Then somebody should be killing those people. Yeah, they're spending like a hundred thousand dollars right on like a sword with the whole outfit. Oh, they get the whole outfit. Yeah. Oh, that's a different story and then how many do you buy at a time and what do you do with it

and then you have to be four feet tall to fit until I stopped hanging out with a friend when he started dating a new girlfriend who said that being a game of Thrones fan is like being a part of a movement like the civil rights movement like civil rights. She said like so right. She said like how people felt in the sixties during so right. What was her reasoning? Is your retarded something at the same time, right yeah, and she also tried to put on the the what do you call it? The Hamilton soundtrack. She's like hey guys, we like hip hop. Have you checked you know? I really can't. I really couldn't deal with yeah. It made me feel

like a dickhead, but they're happy. What what happened to those kinds of people? I don't know. I mean, I guess we just have less for I mean one of those all guys one of them is on your podcast Right now I've been what that you like a you're a Hamilton. Well, I like yeah, I like Hamilton. Oh, all right Yeah, I've told you that you knew that about me. I did not know I Admitted it's good. Yeah, it's good What's your candy? It's like undeniable. It's song. You guys are such fags who'd like say it's bad It's like objectively good Matt Chrisman feels Peter man. Yeah, those guys are yes Yeah, Matt Chrisman is dead now, yeah

You're saying that maybe if he was a little bit if he had better taste he wouldn't be in a wheelchair So that's what you're saying, Mike? About our friend? No. That's a fucking horrible thing to say. I was just trying to say that Hamilton is good. Jesus Christ. I was just trying to say that Lin-Manuel Miranda is really talented.

I wanted to say our friend deserves to be in a wheelchair. Matt's got a family and you wish that upon him. No, no, no. I just said that. Because of fucking Lin-Manuel Miranda, dude. You took sides. No, no, no. What just said fucking Lin-Manuel Miranda, dude you took sides What is your fucking? What are you like that you're into Gaza and Hamilton? Dude? Yeah, you're the one of a kind The only guy it's just I said

You can't deny that the guy is a talented songwriter in the Heights has some good songs In the Heights is good in the Heights is objectively good songs in the heights is good in the heights is objectively good, a good musical. I'll play you, I'll play you some right now. I'm gonna send you some because it's like listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen,

listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, it is. I can't okay. Well, some some of us can it's great. It's like a song where the dudes working at the taxi dispatch, you know, and he's like singing. They don't have taxis during hell, but it came out in two thousand

eight. No, I'm talking about in the heights. His first musical. What was that one about? It's about living in Washington Heights. So like I said, it's very corny. It's very corny. You know, it's like sesame street. It's like it's kind of like it is kind very corny, you know, it's like Sesame Street It's kind of like it is kind of like Sesame Street Your estrogen levels going up. I don't care. I don't give a fuck. I like what I like. I'm not family of a wife Making I'd a judge you enjoy who are Nick and I to judge you but he's like you've created life, you know

Well, there's it I mean I'm telling you it's very corny, but he's like in the taxi dispatch and he's like let's hear it. We got traffic on the west side, get on the seventy five and tell him let's right. You know it's like he's and you're right, but it's good and then the girl he's in love with comes in. She's like hey, what's up? He likes a girl. They sing to each other other Yeah, you know a lot of us fuck women and like musicals, okay? I like musicals too. I like musicals too. We didn't write off musicals. We said Hamilton was bad And then you came out like Aggressively I didn't come off aggressively. I'm just saying you're like it's fuck you It's two against ten. No no no. Why would you say that?

I'm glad he's dead not he's not dead family he's doing much better he's our friend too yeah yeah cuz of fucking Hamilton you want to say that awful dirty nasty stuff the elections over can we all calm down why are we tearing each other down I don't know we're all American. Matt Krishman got a lot of things right, but what he got wrong was his taste in music. My only goal is to stoke these fucking Starlink conspiracy theories as much as possible. So if you're out there and you're upset about the election, look into it because I saw a very convincing video from a

Latina network engineer who explained that Linux, the system that the satellites use, is incapable of adding numbers together. So there's no way that a Linux system such as used in the Starlink satellites could possibly add the votes correctly. Yeah. It could only add them for Donald Trump and that checks out to me. That sounds real. It sounds smart. I don't know what it means, but it sounds right. And so I would believe that if you had the option to believe something, I would choose to believe that I want to see. I want to see Kamala start a January six for lives, do anything. And then they have to she's probably kill

the vice president to not certify the election. So she's actually against kill. She's probably relieved. Joe Biden's hung. She's actually accidentally gets killed. Joe Biden didn't want her to win. Jesus Christ. You're on a roll today. Kamala didn't want to be president probably. Yeah, you know, she probably crazy things too. You know, somewhere in like a dark lair when the results when it was like okay there's no chance she's winning they're calling all the states you could almost like see the smile forming on Hillary Clinton's face right like the Grinch yeah you know she was your ear yeah you know she was fucking hurt. I just contorting

Grimacing at the idea that yes Kamala lost also She's punching the gimp in the impossible for women to be president. I don't think that's true No, I'm saying like that's what they think. Oh That seemed to be a lot of the consensus. They've never done it before. I guess yeah, yeah, it's crazy. Last time around there were like, let's just try all of them at once. You know, black lady, Chinese guy, Indian lady, different type of Indian lady, you know, neither of them are actually Indian. Let's see. That's the funniest part is that there's been white liar there's

well yeah there's been two quote unquote Indian women who could have become president and it's like how do I know this is not a group I check in with often but like how do Indian women feel about that you know what I mean Nikki Haley Nikki Haley and Kamala Harris are both Indian in the way that you are African American. You know what I mean? Yeah. They're probably upset and they're probably pissed off in the writers room of Abbott Elementary. Well of all because they've been mad about a lot of things over the last six years and it's like this seems like the one thing you should be mad about. They haven't I haven't heard a peep now. I know they're mad that people like aren't liking the new Kendrick album the right way. Yeah, that's what they get

mad about just every Kendrick and feeling like Malcolm X. I wrote a six thousand word essay in the New Republic about how Kendrick is going to decide the election with, you know, college educated South Asian women. He's a rapper. He's I know okay yeah. I thought you know I was just the Hamilton. I was just thinking that the greatest rap actually when Manuel Miranda sorry I haven't been really present because I'm just thinking I haven't been really present because I'm just thinking how talented that manage

because he writes raps about working at the bodega it's so yo I gotta make the coffee in my both digger so when you say you like hamilton did you see hamilton or no I haven't seen it Just listen to you listen to it. You listen the CD on Spotify Yeah, you know watch on Disney guys one of these days me and you the three of us We're gonna take a little road trip. We're gonna go anywhere. We're just gonna drive Yeah, we're gonna drive around Times Square in circles and I'm gonna play you some highlights from the Hamilton around time square in circles and I'm going to play you some highlights from the Hamilton, don't us in times square yeah yeah. Let me just look at the songs real quick. Okay, yeah, let's get on it. See what's good on the

let's get right on the. I mean, but I but people have one of two reactions to it where they go like this is the they either go. This is the gayest shit I've ever heard or they go. This is the greatest bet you have. Listen, I'm open to it and I think there's a ten me wrong dude. What I don't like about it. What I like about from the get go is it seems like it's something that's just you start with the idea of like captivating an NPR audience. You know what I mean and so it's like one of those like you know it's like it's like a product that's driven by focus groups. You know what I mean like the Edsle or something it's like one of those like, you know, it's like it's like a product that's driven by focus groups You know what I mean? Like the Edzel or something? It's like this shitty thing We're like we asked the consumers what they want and then they come up with this

but have you heard Frankenstein monstrosity of like, you know consumer trends and so the idea of like how about a safe hip-hop like how about a safe hip-hop historical musical right you know so it's like haven't heard a single it's not you know I have don't you like history not that kind of history okay not like that you know let me know when they do fucking you know six million we'll see about that. Fucking musical. Hip-hop-ro? It's like a revisionist. Maybe Lin-Manuel for Man of War Rider. World War I in colors.

But the doors were made out of wood. That wouldn't... That wouldn't... That wouldn't seal the gas. Whose joke are you laughing at? His? Are you laughing at his joke or my joke? I was laughing at both. No, you you have to pick one mr. Pick sides I'm laughing at

Well, I guess I'll go with Adam. Oh the real gangsters was the good They kept great records who owned the slave ships and guess what they were you to you come to train They were in retreat when they did the final solution. They knew they were gonna lose but They still want to kill the Jews Which I didn't happen obviously. Yeah, that's the sad thing No, that's the saddest thing about the Holocaust is they they were like they'd already lost in in Russia They were like they knew they were gonna lose they were like we have to lost in in Russia. They were like they knew they were going to lose. They were like we have to just finish the job of one thing equal because they didn't know where to put

them. It was like a logistics problem. Oh yeah, they were like we got all these people in prison. They're like what we could release them and they're like no yeah. Some of us are wondering because some some people think not me, but that those weren't death camps. They were just like where they taught him how to do manual labor They were like wasn't it that's not real right because I've some people have said that we've been capable they were trying to manual labor Maybe stand up car with you. It's crazy because it's like, you know

Denial ism has been this thing that like, you know, people get mad about over the last 60, however many years or whatever, that there's been so much room for the guys that just pretended like they were in the Holocaust. You know, like every once, every couple of years, there's a guy that gets popped. Oh yeah. They just make up that they were there. They're like, you know, they put me in the guest chamber every day. A guy wrote a memoir about it. It was like a best seller. Yeah, right. And then it's just, and like, that's a in the guest chamber every day. A guy wrote a memoir about it. It was like a best seller. Yeah, right. And then it's just, and like, that's a cool kind of guy to be.

That's a cool guy to be. A liar. Because it's like, you got a nice couple of years before they find out that you weren't in the Holocaust. It was really despicable. To kind of dig right off the Holocaust. To clout chase the Holocaust. All right, you got me, but I kind of

felt like I was in the camp. Yeah, my wife, I'm gonna be the other day and it felt like I was my friend. My friend was like trying to hook up with a girl. Okay, and she said she had a dream that they were both in the holocaust together, but it's like so funny what guys have to be like. Yeah, it's cool. She had a dream that her and she was like hi yeah, she was hot, so he said I had a dreamer in the holocaust. He was like yeah, yeah, of course, of course, yeah, that's right. It's cool. I saw isn't there a pop punk song about the holocaust about

being in the holocaust? There's like a say anything song all the small things. No something. I'll ask my wife, say say anything yeah something like that. You have a fun thing to plan to ask step. Yeah, he come in the door. All right. Yeah. Where are you? What's what's the pop punk song about the holocaust? Ben shut up for a second. Yeah, he's doing good though. We're proud of the boy. Yeah karate. He's got a great attitude. Science school. Yeah, yeah. You're raising him right. It's good. I'm able to like positively motivate him now, which I wasn't able to do before because he didn't

speak English. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How did a sign at our house that said English only? Yeah, yeah, just learning Spanish at pre it is. Yeah, it is weird. Sometimes your baby will like learn Spanish from a babysitter. Yeah, and you're like what the fuck are you do having a me when I was a little kid yeah you so much like a vision and like Sabino he got my series you would yeah if my parents that are taught my child a foreign language really without asking me because then they keep they can keep secrets from you sure right yeah you just open their diary it's all yeah no sad tns my parents bring it to the bodega right my present that's

actually there's a big episode of seventh heaven is oh really yeah Lucy starts learning Spanish in school and the father beats her nearly to death because she could be speaking Spanish the boys on the phone you would have no way to know no She has no idea. Yeah. Yeah. You got to nip that in the bud. Yeah.

Yeah, my parents found like a massive crucifix in my room. And they were like, we got to get this bitch out of the house. I remember it was Christmas. It was your babysitter? Yeah. You just spent a lot of time with her? Yeah. It was like I lived in LA when I was a little kid,

and she was Mexican. She was the best. She was such a nice lady. But yeah, it was Christmas and I didn't even know that Mexicans are like like Catholics liked like having massive crucifixes, but they were like, yeah, we should get her a Christmas gift and I was begging my parents because I was like, she's Christian, so you have to get her like the biggest Christian cross like because she'll love it because she's Christian.

Yeah. And they were like, we're not going to get it. We're not going to buy that. We're not going to go to the store and buy that. They got her an old El Paso taco kit. That was Adam's second choice. Yeah. I was trying to think of other Mexican stuff, but I low rider yeah yeah,

and they got her in nineteen sixty four in Paula and I take top where you could like see the guys nipples through a second family. Yeah, they got a Dragon Ball Z shirt. I don't know. Is that Mexican? Don't they like black? They like it. I thought it was Japanese. Yeah. But don't, isn't that a thing that Mexicans like Dragon Ball Z? No black guys. No Mexican guys like, uh, like, uh, like jesters. Yeah. Clowns. Yeah. Great. Joke is a joker here.

They are really, they are the best people on earth. You You know I was thinking about yesterday. What happened in Boston Market? Didn't they go out of business. I think I looked it up in Queens I think there is one a friend of mine a hankering for a Boston Market chicken pot pie It's not as good as you remember it. I was I don't remember it being good. Okay. Yeah, but I was like I want that Yeah, yeah, my friend Rob worked there for a long time and but it's like yes One of these places like you eat it as an adult and you go. Oh, this is not great Yeah, but I like the idea of it for sure. How about long John Silvers? Is that bad? I've never eaten there I've never had it. It was an urge to was it that's you know what I'm in the mood for

Seafood that's ready in five minutes, and it's named after underwear. That's that's that's what I'm in the mood for for dinner Can I tell you something you'll be proud of you'll be I don't know how well see I live I live above a McDonald's and a Popeyes, and I've lived in this apartment. Is that the spongebob theme song? I live above a McDonald's and a Popeyes. They're right next to each other and I've never been the either one Well, cuz your wife yeah, just cuz I've decided I'm proud of that Mike's know she's Well lives above a pop eyes and McDonald's, but Mike wafers um yeah, but Mike wapas wapas now wapas and attract pants. Okay, you are you don't see how I'm a bum I don't know it sounds like sponge, okay, okay

Sponge is worse than bum. It's really funny to call a woman a bum And we can still legally do that now, Yes, it's a thank God yeah. Thank God bitch, you're a bum. I called somebody a bum or a slob is really mean to call a girl like not even the mean girl words just like look at this. I was hanging on my friend once he got in a fight with his girlfriend. He called her a fucking asshole. That was kind of cool. Is that member of Neil Stastny? Yeah, yeah, that bit about like this girl

wanted to do dirty talk. Oh yeah, I know. Oh, he says spread your bullshit legs. Yeah, yeah, because he goes. He's like sir. You're so fucking stupid. And we immediately stop having sex. That guy was funny. He's a funny guy, yeah. He was really funny. Have you ever meet Jesse Pop? Yes, I want to say so, yeah.

He was great. If you want a good standup album, Jesse Pop You Stink, which you should find on Spotify. Let's not promote. Okay. The guys that aren't even doing comedy anymore well people should hear the album it's good no Jesse pop and Hamilton should be lost to the man Walmart please today ashes of time yeah yeah Nick hates quitters yeah that's why when I know someone that gets divorced I stopped talking to the man and the woman okay yeah cuz they're fucking quitters a lot of people think I'm a quitter

But I just ice creep Moss Right, you're playing the long guy. I just move so slow. You can't even tell yeah, it's like beyond the tortoise and the hare Sure. I'm a fungus that will outlive both of them. Sure. So fuck your race Whatever it may be whatever it may be The race It's too late guys I had this idea for a children's book and it's like I don't know if you could write this but imagine like

It's the tortoise and the hare and there's a possum and he's like a degenerate like He's like a bad father, but he bets on the tortoise to win the race Mm-hmm, and that's the story then he wins and then he fixes his hits his parlay. He fixes his life Yeah, but the possums are always mom's Alright, yeah. Yeah, you're a male possum. Okay. Well, I'm not like a animal expert or anything Yeah, clearly. Yeah, and he's driving home and he feels good for the first time in his life. He gets a terrible car accident Produce something like that, right? I'll just I'll draw it and You know, are you finance it you could find are you a good draw?

I don't know what financing is necessary. You just put it on Amazon. You can self-publish it Well, yeah, but I want you to be in on the ground floor. You want to use my Amazon account? All right, sure Yeah, I'll pay the nine dollars a month. You can be an investor. We gotta check out this show anyway an investor in my story This horror TV show I had management when I was like 24 I pitched them like a Like a sobs fable saying but it would all be but I only had like two or three ideas. Yeah. Yeah, isn't that funny? I got management kind of early too. And now I don't have I did not consider it early at the time But you were young I had been doing comedy like sure or nine years nine years Yeah, but you were young but starting comedy at 16 is kind of does that count? No, not like an adult

Yeah, you know, what were some of your pitches? I'm trying to remember one there was like something like the tortoise and the hare but all the forest animals are doing like superlatives You know and so they're like, oh the rabbits the fastest and the owls the most wise, you know and then the owl's the most wise, you know? And then, like, there's, and I forget, there was a way I had it set up so it's not as blatant, but like, you know, like, oh, the parrot is the most beautiful, and then the pig's like, what about me? Which one am I?

And they're like, well, you're the fattest. And they're like, no, I'm beautiful like the parakeet. And you know, and they're like, uh, you know, they're like you know they're like what are you saying that I'm not beautiful because I'm fat being fat you can still be beautiful it's like okay well then we're not saying you're not beautiful but you're also the fattest so what's the problem I don't if there's nothing wrong with being fat why can't you be the fattest one? Yeah, and then it's just an argument

It was like the little engine that had rich parents, you know, so the train just keeps like calling its parents for money Oh, that's funny. Yeah, that's good. That was one of them. That would be an animated show No, just do a book. I was gonna children's funny. Yeah, that's good. That was one of them that would be an animated show No, just do a book. I was gonna children's stories. Yeah Another one with like a scorpion like some kind of play on the frog and the scorpion thing But I forget what it was right You know so that went nowhere Yeah, but it's good to get the ideas out Then you get you got to get the bad ones out and then you'll Come upon a good but I think the there's one of two things. I pitched in my management before they dropped me. Yeah

For defending shame, you know, it's funny. I had a general at MTV like years like like like a decade ago Yeah, and they were like yeah, we're buying TV shows. We haven't we haven't bought anything So, you know if you got an idea let us know and I just so funny the meeting with no, I know it's so funny It's like you think about like oh when I was younger I blew so many opportunities and you think about what's going on right now and you're like man. There's a lot of opportunities. I'm blowing Just constant can't see them right in front of me. Yeah, right Yeah, do you have crypto? I will not be answering that question damn Is it the most ever they're saying it is yes

Damn it. I don't want that one too. You did Little bit, but I think I need a new computer That's not really I might sell the crypto get a computer You should talk to the lady that made that video about starlink. I think yeah, she can probably okay She can probably help you out with computer stuff now the DNC, but they're still paying people like molar She wrote like they're still giving her money. I would imagine so yeah, but it's not that The Kamala campaign raised a billion dollars. It wasn't like the D. N. C. Okay, yeah and then now they're in debt twenty million, but that's like a

different went over yeah. They went over a billion. They went over a billion dollars. What their twenty million dollars in that yeah, it's two hundred million dollars in debt and debt. Yeah, I want to see what they paid for. I don't understand how you can rack up that much debt in a month. Yeah, I don't understand why that's legal. You know what I mean? How do they paid off the party? I think they don't. I think they just fucking default on it and they just don't just don't pay

people. Yeah, she's a bum and then what are you going do sue the campaign? It's done, right? Yeah, you know what I mean? She's dead She's in Guantanamo. I Saw a New York Post they're posting pictures of her like at Howard and maybe was after the election. She already lost Yeah, I don't know why her concessions She already lost and they're posting pictures of her at Howard like sitting with like students And there's like a glass of wine like white wine in the picture back somewhere and they put a circle around the wine They're like oh look who's drunk

Look who's having a drink say well. She's a 52 year old woman. She just lost a presidential election I think if if anything warrants a glass of wine, it might be that, you know? Well, I'm sorry. I will be at Cobb's in San Francisco this weekend, by the way. That's why we had to do this. I would have sat this one out and said,

you know what, do it during the daytime Without me, but I gotta go to San Francisco tomorrow. I always come in and fill in for you. Yeah, but I need to Promote the show presumably if you're in San Francisco Go see Nick if you're one of the 75,000 people that tunes into the Adam Friedland show Podcast and you happen to be in San Francisco come out this weekend. That will be cobs And I got a podcast called out for smokes and I got some dates coming up. I got Minneapolis. I got Schenectady I got Detroit and I got Tampa and you can get all those tickets at micro scene comedy Dot-com are you going to side splitters?

I Don't know So you're just going to Tampa and then? Um, I don't know. So you're just going to Tampa and then you're figuring out the venue. Figure out. I got to figure that out. Oh, but I will be in Tampa, but you can't promote a show if you, there's no venue. No, no, no. There is around you.

I just got to figure out some stuff. He'll be in Ebor city rolling cigars with the abuelas. Yeah, and the chickens too. That's the best part about your city. The chickens, there's just wild chickens that run around and if you catch him, you can eat him. I might have double booked myself in Tampa. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. How is that possible? I don't know, but I got to, I got to figure that out, but I will be in Tampa next month. All right, well go check out Nick, go check out Mike.