The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Asad Benbow - Episode 76

Episode Date: October 18, 2024

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Music Music Music Music Music Music Welcome to the Adam Friedland Show, off-top October 25th, 26th, Denver, Colorado. They gave me 10 days to sell, I think, 1,200 tickets. And I think the Jewish, the elders of Zion that run Hollywood, you know, this might be my last shot in show business.

So if you guys are in Denver, Colorado, please come out to Comedy Works Gray Club. We were there with Nick for his special mm-hmm phenomenal Hopefully we could catch lightning in a bottle twice Today's guest a sod Benbo yeah from MTV's wild and out yeah Are you how many seasons just why I didn't want once or maybe more Well, did they do that up in Harlem or is that that other show? That's a different? I don't know what that show 109 No six in part what I said for jokes damn if I was on that that'd be crazy

Is that I don't what's the very similar that was like the TRL for BET. Oh, okay? Yeah, yeah That was like comics on it, right? 106 and part I was working on a different show that was up there And then I ran into somebody and they're like oh I'm on this Maybe they were like a writer on one I don't yeah, I didn't even know it existed anymore. Oh I'm talking 35 years. It was 35 years ago. You were talking to DJ clue. Yeah. Yeah, I was yeah, I was working on rap city

You're gonna rap to the base Was it guys name the host of that your 12, bro, I don't know any original Chris Chris something because he was a guy and he would come around and yeah Chris like yeah something because he did stand up right he did stand up and he worked at the Wizards and he was to be the hype man for the he was friends with Ian Salmon so he would come by Japan that guy yeah, he was the host of rap city the basement. Mm-hmm Yeah, we used to hang out with with people on black entertainment television. They thought they liked you Oh, they couldn't get enough of me. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's tough No that guy and then there was the guy from the real world. Well, where is wild now then that's in Atlanta

Oh, it's in Atlanta. It's not even in the city. No there's a lot of New York comics on it aren't there. There's a couple there's Maddie Smith her. Yeah, that's it She's the one. There's no eagle with he's yeah, okay So I got Lucas this other guy Joey did they all have to move to Atlanta for that No, we just did that were there for a couple weeks and then came back. Oh, so they will of fortune They shoot a year of it in a week. did you know that I say it is like that they should like did you know that that Pat? Say Jack does that where he shoots like fucking he's like we'll do the entire year and like a week and a half Yeah, and then he just fucks off for the rest of the year. Yeah It's kind of we try to do that with the podcast you should do that in the day

We did like 21 episodes in a weekend once We went we get like rented a house upstate in the Berkshires You're in Troy, New York. Yes. Oh really? Yeah, was it nice? It was nice. The house was nice Yeah, a lot of difficulties doing that or not No, it was pretty nice. What do you mean difficulties? You never did it again. So no we did it like three years. Yeah three years Yeah, oh dead ass every year. Yeah, in fact hadn't done that that is I guess probably would have ended earlier really yeah that is that it was a clever scheme on my part I saw the the ends fraying and I said well what if we just you know we we did we got rid of the holiday season then we don't have to

see each other and then you guys didn't have to do shit but then actually like in January we'd be ready to go again I think I think it was like a refreshing thing and that's kind of why the show ended because we came back January this time And it was like alright. Let's pre-record another million episodes immediately What the fuck yeah, you know is that so Nick Cannon invited you to a freak-off Yeah, he invited me to yo, that's what my mom really believes that actually your mom is concerned about you in the entertainment industry Yes, she's very moms do that you'll find success, and then they'll be like you didn't get great That's how I'd be feeling to be feeling like I must be ass like yeah, right your mom does not believe your mom just assumes That you suck someone that I'm out here sucking it bright. Yeah, that is but I'm out here sucking in bright. Yeah, that is but I

Will I don't even know even if I assume is Nick Canada good was to cat Williams. It's a bunch of different shit I feel like that just makes people think that that's what they'd be doing in the industry Which is probably true, but you say me the cat Williams say like the interview and he's like I thought you were saying that cat Williams does that no he doesn't do That he was like blowing some guy that wrote all his jokes. No, he was the opposite. He said that every... He's been offered a role where he's had to cross-dress 25, 30 times. But he will never put the dress on. The reality is he's just too good at stand-up.

Yeah, that's probably true. People don't want to give him shots because it's like, well, you're the best at this, so why? You think that's really why? I think across the board, that's what happens to people. I think they're- No, he's gotten the shots, but every time he has to put the dress on that the Jews want him to put on,

but he said he never would. I think if- Like Kevin Hart would. I think if you're only okay at things- Kevin Hart puts on the dress. And you can find some success in the entertainment industry, then they'll be like, oh, well, we'll try let's try this Let's try this and that's how people get multiple things

But somebody's like really good at something then who do you feel like is really good in and but they're hindered by it Yes, well, I would say him. Yeah, really you're so good that you know, not him I would say I was making I was accentuating my point Adams not good at anything. That's why you get so many opportunities Yeah, he was he did modeling Yeah, I brought I was showing my friends that you model and that shit You like people see them and they're like, well this this isn't it Would you like yeah, yeah, I like a model no, but exactly what you don't even want to model though I don't but I'm not saying me I'm not saying I'm so talented that people don't give me opportunities

No, I'm lazy objectively handsome guy. Yeah that people don't give me opportunities. That's true. I'm lazy. Objectively handsome guy. Yeah, why wouldn't you want a model? No, is it Robert? I mean, it's not about wanting a model. I know what you're saying. It's about that, like, yeah. The real thing in life, to just impart wisdom upon a youth,

is just to be so overtly untalented at everything. So that people just start doing shit. But so present. But yeah, you gotta be around. So that people just start doing cheap play. But so present. But yeah, you gotta be around. That's what, you gotta show up. I think you're not wrong. I'm not, I don't even show up.

No, yeah, I did model, but I think it was just a gimmick casting, I don't think it was because I was beautiful. I mean, it's definitely not because I was beautiful. It's not because you were beautiful, but I feel like that's still fun.. That's man of 30s. Does that make you feel ass or so? I checked this out. So you know that's cool. I got the king crab orange yeti, which we've heard about before Yo, you're all your shit is I know that's what I'm gonna say there'll be more drops coming soon, but Ridge wallet has hooked up the

perfectly matching wallet And I got the key case from Ridge And I got a lot more than that and we'll be hearing about it Is there any place that you could get like would submit like be like yo we want to do an ad for you that you Would say no to? Ridge is the only. Yo and the orange geek bar. Yeah, that's actually crazy This is his and it doesn't actually match. It's a little bit. Yes, it does. It definitely does no No, I think it does even that's called coordinate

First day of school. Yeah, but you have to throw this out at some point and there they just stopped making this flavor really yeah You seen that people put like all different types of shit on there No, I haven't but but but Ridge Wallet thank you very much I had the upgrade from the I had the gold one for years last time they sent us free stuff and then you got rid of that? yeah cuz I'm I'm I'm into matching now yeah wait why I don't know I like it. You feel your drip right now? I used to make up excuses,

cause I have like brand loyalty. So years ago I got like a Sony TV. So I had to get a Sony amplifier and then Sony speakers. Now you could get better speakers, but I had to, like I wanted it to match. And then I would say to people like, oh well it's because if something goes wrong and I call customer service

and they try to blame it on the other thing, you'd be like great. Well, that's your shit also, but that was a lie I did it because I'd like seeing the name Sony every no matter where I look in my apartment I fuck with Sony. Yeah You remember Kobe Kobe was the fake The Tijuana's yeah, yeah Thank I'm trying really what else in it Sony stuff Sony yeah, Sony Walkman That was a big one was that big that was good for you I didn't have a Sony Walkman, but that was like the big Sony like created

I think like fucking walking around listening to music. It's just hard for me, I wish I, I don't really have an, it's hard for me to have an opinion on the Walkman because it's really much before my time. It's kind of before our time even, sort of. Walkman was. Yeah. But it was.

You were just listening to iPod or something? Yeah, I guess iPod would be crazy. iPod is lit. Yeah, that was. It had the jog wheel, which was the smartest thing in the world You can keep you can keep scrolling that gets you bitches or nah Yeah, I would women would fuck you if they saw you I'd be like have you heard of of you know the killers and I put it on are you dead ass?

Yeah, and then you two with me. Yeah, yeah Just you heard of the AIDS album? What was the joke? It was on a TV show where someone only has that Two Princes song on their fucking iPod. What's that song? What song is that? The Spin Doctors, Two Princes. What's that from?

There's a TV show. I don't know. Where the joke is that that's the only thing. It's Two Princes? Yeah, they only have that song. What song? How does that song go? By the Spin Do- I can't even princess. Yeah, they only have that song But song has that song by the spin die. I can't even remember pull it up on your phone

No, no, that's roll to me by Dell me Yeah doctors. Yeah You have some some smart fellas. Yeah, we're pretty much the smartest guys, you know, so your mom's Nervous about you in the entertainment. Oh, yes that yeah, that's true Do you have to mark yourself safe like no, oh, I don't know. I'm scared about I don't want to honestly I want it will I'd be playing it pretty safe But then also I want to do some fucked up shit right now So then later on that you can't they can't gotta get it out of the way. Yes, exactly I'm really I'm genuinely scared about that

I feel like cuz it's like you should make a video of you like burning a cat to death You know what? I mean So then and you do that and then they can never get's like you should make a video of you like burning a cat to death You know what I mean? So then and you do that and then they can never get you after for some shit like that, you know Right, which I would be more scared if you go into it the whole time then you know And you're not wrong about that kind of pretty smart that kind of happened with with Artie Remember there was like that ESPN anchor where he started tweeting about how he like who jacks off imagining He's the slave master and she escaped and sure and then You're right

And then people on Twitter were trying to like cancel already and then they would like post they would be like can you believe what? This man said and then when it was getting traction they'd post a picture of already next to what he said Yeah, it's like oh of course And then he like and he didn't apologize, but he it was like he it's like because he didn't have to you know Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so that's what you want and so that's probably what I feel like even y'all probably done that in a way Like you nobody can really get you on some shit probably later on I don't think we have enough of a profile but if you did though like randomly over and just got up They got an IBM commercial canceled. Oh really because of his checkered past man. Fuck those people. Yeah, I had a couch

Actually, that's why I've modeled twice now that I realize it but I was on the subway ads and like really for a couch company That's the layer and you can take it down because the fans We're we're fucking with it too much. the fans were just saying come town. I'm gay They're all like yeah, there was like a video like a commercial. Oh never mind. Maybe that is hell and torture then it well I mean, it's fine. Yeah, they're all right. They didn't let you I don't know I still feel like it could be worse though that you could still they could get you for some at least It's like well not an SA. It's not an SA Accusation exactly, but then you get one and then people probably just laugh it off for it

I don't they will they won't like you either. I don't think that yeah, you haven't really finessed nothing I don't think SA accusations are did you see this Tim Walz thing? No, there's some guy on YouTube is his like display name is black insurrectionist And his his username is doc net YouTube it's like you know translated to English from fucking like a defunct type of Chinese it's like not even a real name and he posted like three days ago he's like I just got this email I've been waiting to put this out here but I just want to compile all the evidence first and it's

like hi I'm a foreign exchange student. I came to the US in the 90s, and Tim Walz took me to an Indigo Girls concert and sucked my cock. And then he's like, I will be posting more information throughout the day, and they're just running away with it, but they're like, I mean, you can see his cursor blinking and the emails and the dates are weird and stuff. Like there's people like debunking it,

but it's also, it's like one of those things where you don't even need to get to the point of debunking it because it's just so like, yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, you know that's just not true. Right, I mean, it's like the fact that the campaign wouldn't figure that out beforehand. That he sucked a Chinese boy's dick.

And that's why he acted. It wasn't the deal. It wasn't the deal. It wasn't the deal. It was because he was sucking off Chinese foreign exchange students at Indigo Girls concerts. Oh man. I didn't watch the vice presidential debate, but apparently he got worked by JD Vance

I would say he got work, but he didn't do as well. He didn't do good. What's your it's my first year voting Well, I didn't watch that shit. So your last year voting. Yeah, really? That's hilarious You get older so you're like it just keeps getting worse, but it's I kind of always been getting worse Yeah, and then you get older and you you want to like you know you're gonna die like our lives are half over Probably more like that probably and it goes by so quickly that you're like well if I'm gonna die I want everyone else to You kind of what's that? It's like no, it's just sort of like oh wow okay, all right

Yeah, you know that sucks. You can never get that back. You can never get that back You can never get anything. Nobody have rain, but you have what you have right now, and that's valid I guess yeah So I've never had sex no why you want to bring that up right now. You said we could bring it on the show I said that you could you said you can't you suggested it as a topic I didn't but you just see you just wanted to pull out your back pocket. Well. It's it's fine that you haven't had sex you're 21 I'm I'm not saying that it's not fine that I haven't had that I get no pussy But I feel like it's just more so I just wasn't expecting that to be honest

You're probably a better and talk about a person because of it Nick had sex at like at like 15 And he never had to eight years old Yeah, you're sold if you ever had to develop the stunning the shining personality you have because he was already getting pussy Not necessarily true. I thought I think it's true. Yo, thank you that you feel that but I feel like Nick also has a shining personality I think so too. He's always looking for ways to undercut. I was trying to build him up okay by to my detriment. Oh slightly this is exactly what they're doing in Iran right now and you didn't even bring it up and go you didn't even care about the Iranian people oh I just thought it was bad as the Palestinians everything gets worse in this example I'm the

Palestinians yeah you did ask I'm the Palestinians clearly you didn't even have like a real like cleared um well I guess Israel has knows what they want to get at because you didn't even know what you wanted to say to me Like you brought up my virginity, but you didn't even really it was a funny abrupt segue You just brought that up thing about how the world keeps getting worse I didn't even have an ass way through our life, and I was like oh, so you never said you know It was a kind of an abrupt segue. You know Israel's trying to like they got plans Loses the war and think about all the great Israeli apps we won't have access to yeah There's a lot of gay sex apps a lot of sex stuff. Yeah place where you can rate drones

You know like it's like a community for other drone like RC Enthusiasts and you can meet them a lot of stuff called like hello Hello, five yeah, and it's worth like 2.3 billion I thought that is the whole like Israeli like app tech sector is like the money laundering operation You can look up any Israeli any person that lives in on LinkedIn, and they're the CEO of a tech company. Really? Yes, any single one of them. And the tech company, it's always like, yeah, it's Hello Social, where you can meet other entrepreneurs. And it's like, what does that mean? That's not a business.

Their most successful app is Grindr. At birth, they all get one of the little microphones The Bluetooth heads and they're always at a crypto conference. Yeah, they're doing a Ted X right? They're not even doing the real Ted talk That's like half of their economy is guys that just do that they go to places and they're like I could not be more excited about the developments in this space and nobody knows like what But what are we does anybody actually doing here? and then it's just somehow they get there's investor money probably from criminals there yeah I mean potentially I mean I

think uber is I think probably money laundering still they don't make any money yeah uber is Israel is we don't know what uber is people think maybe the Saudis are you dead-ass I don't know I that sounds right but we don't know what uber is people think maybe the Saudis are you dead-ass I don't know I that sounds right, but I don't know I haven't really looked into it that much Yeah, it's probably a guy, but they've never like made money They've never made money. No it's never been profitable uber. No are you dead-ass? Yeah? Why the water they do that because it's probably because I was trying to launder money through it Oh, I could be completely wrong. That's crazy. I think uber makes money. Do they yeah I thought they lost billions every year and it's still worth

Billion they start making money at some point. That's why Okay, that's why it costs the plan was always like hey We'll undercut cab like car services and then once we've done that then we'll jack up the prices to $95 for a you know mile and a half ride yeah you remember in LA when uber first got there it was like four dollars for like an hour and a half like a ride across town no no thank you for it go into like went into like a new city. It would just be nothing like dirt cheap and I remember when you were working on that TV show

Like uber was like literally six dollars and it'd be like for like, you know sitting sitting in traffic for ten hours It's crazy. Now when I go on the road the uber to the airport Going to the airport and coming home costs like half the price of a flight to another city Yeah Yeah, it's like it's sometimes it's over a hundred dollars to go to JFK I I won't go to JFK and I'll go to Newark more. Do you have the option? I mean like oh you go to Newark. I will at this point The last like three times I've been to JFK

it's taken me like an hour and a half to get home. Just because like they stopped the cars from being able to pick you up at the curb. You have to take a bus to the Ubers now. It's really. I take a cab, if I am at the airport, I'll take a cab home. Yeah, because that's what I do now.

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I booked a commercial. It's like you're about to fucking die. She had to fuck a guy to get that job. You're so close to death, and you know that they're probably awful. They're probably like Was a narcissist yeah exactly This is grandma and that's in those commercials and every time I because you know I watch I still have cable So I watch TV and it's like any show we go to commercial break

And it's like my plaque psoriasis was fucking that's the only thing it's old people commercial It's old people's medicines and stuff. Yeah, they all have Fox News has the best one Yeah, they always have was not even fights literally I thought cuz I thought it was just Fox but it's been fucking every yeah every channel Yeah, if they got to do that to get their bills paid No, unless you're well, I was watching shark tank the other night and that's all like, you know It's like fucking that, you know the room at City Field where you can get a little table?

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But I don't know it just was this should be looking scary, but I am will first motion picture would I be? Rob I think robe, but you got to do a robot a Why a robot? Is that my vibe to you? Yeah, that you'd be friends with a robot. I feel like a black nerd, best friend robot. Yeah, you don't have any friends and then... You have no friends, but you build your own robot. He's like, I got cancer, but I want you to have my fucking robot before I die. That's a good idea.

He's like the super in your building, and now your toilet's backed up again. He's like, listen, and he's like listen I'm about to kill myself. Yeah, but I'm working on this for 85 years It's a fucking robot, and I want you to have the room Yeah, and then the robots like I will beat up your the guys are me. Oh, well. What if it? Yeah, and they beat up the bullies and then that's the end of the movie, but then he tells And then that's the end of the movie, but then he tells And then you become the superintendent of the bill

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Oh, yeah. No one's watching it. So this is this is World War II. The ratings are already in it. I don't because that's to me. If I named all the countries I could think of there's probably 10 I could name all of them are at war right now. So that's a world war. Canada's not at war. Yes they are. Are they?

With fucking India. Did you not see this? No. The Indian government has like, and this has been, I've been losing my mind. They've had, they have like, what is it called? The Kalashi movement or something?

It's called Kalashi I think is the name of it. Yeah, it's the same thing. No, the Indian government's like, I guess there's an Indian mafia in Canada and I barely have looked into this, but I think they're killing Sikhs because the Sikhs have a separatist movement that they support in Canada that in like the Punjab region

they wanna set up like an autonomous state. So Canada's accused India of backing these like This like mafia tactics in Canada to go out there taking hits out on seeks Something like that and so Canada or India is like now like severing diplomatic ties and other mad They're mad, but they might go to war with Canada That is not my problem. Yeah, Yeah, I'm sitting that one out. I mean actually I might watch that one on TV I don't really know how things work, but how things are being set up for China to just fucking sweep is nuts

Like China's China's just gonna come out on top. There's letting everyone nuts like China's China's just gonna come out on top there's letting everyone we're at the like it's about to be World War three right who saw India Canada yeah so that one coming that's that's a leap every kind of rare every country's going to war and then China's just like well we're figuring out who we want to do business yeah yeah everybody that China is the best of the wait and see approach yeah yeah and so what does that of the wait and see approach. Yeah. Yeah, and So what does that mean? They wait and see and then what does that mean? Just let everyone let everyone kind of blow everyone go nuts and they just

Like you know, they're smoldering it's gonna be awesome in in ten years when the only two countries in the world or China and Taiwan You're like and they're like no we literally don't want Taiwan. We never wanted Taiwan. That was always a trick. We wanted to make India and Canada fight. You're not concerned at all? You feel like we're chilling though? I mean what's gonna happen? I live in New York City. Somebody's gonna bomb the greatest city in the world? I don't think so. No one's ever attacked New York City once. Yeah. And my lifetime never, I've been chilling. You were born. Yes, bro. That shit is not that is that couldn't really not be that's crazy Yeah, no, that's one of those things you don't have to worry about and that's what I mean by you get you get older

And you're like fuck. I'm gonna die, but then you're like wait What if everyone dies and then it's like oh, that's fine. Oh, yeah, no, I'm really chilling with that I'm just I'm just trying to live my shit good. Yeah Do you I'm trying to get a second season Wilden out cool robot? Not even I need to get a cool robot. I think I think on some level Maybe it's maybe it's specific to Americans or I'm just projecting but the idea of a world war kind of like Removes any obligation to have any responsibilities in your life like if the bomb started going off It's like well. I wouldn't have to pay rent or my bills or I wouldn't have to worry about

my career I could just be a loser because I would be eating crackers yeah I get cavities right it's like I don't know now it doesn't matter much I have as much junk food as I want right who gives a fuck I get my like Newsy cap and my crutches and I just wait in the bread line I'm like, yeah, I would have been like fucking I could have been the best comic but the war My fault, yeah Damn yeah. Well, are you upset right now? No, I'm not upset at all. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah Oh, no, I'm not even scared or nervous

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doesn't really have anything are you trying to is there any new shit that you wanted to get into or something you kind of have to just sort of let things come to you you know I didn't even wow that's so I played the last God of War and that was like whatever you know but then this one I was like fuck I was bored I need some to do that sure was fine ran the best by it's actually not it's a really bad game in almost every way damn the story is gay. I fucking yeah No, they use play the game piss the art looks like shit like half of the levels are very uninspired and dumb This this story is boring and repetitive. It's all like you you play video games with your girlfriend or she doesn't focus that no Do you wish she did though? No, why not? Well, I like having you need that balance

He means yeah, I like that. I like to have something that that causes problems. It's not me does she add she put you on any cool shit like your girlfriend Yeah, certainly, but let me finish. Oh yeah game talk about shit on the game I'm gonna complain about the game for a second everything about it is bad, but But but it gave me something to do for two months And I went I said we're going the hardest difficulty and we're grinding it out. And 99% of the difficulty is the fact that half the screen is the back of his head.

So you can't see anything. Oh, it's over the shoulder. It's over the shoulder and you're constantly just like, there's some like fucking guy just throwing poison at you from like the other side. So you can't focus on anything You're constantly having to like back up and try to see what's going on Have you heard about the Chinese monkey game the new game everyone's yeah, but I watched that yeah

Oh, you're excited about that the Chinese. I'm sorry you should maybe try God will Ragnarok I forgot almost it almost won game of the year which I think went to the Chinese monkey name is actually a shitty game They should not have a monkey game isn't good is a shitty game That's an actually should not have game of the you should play one game a year There should not be a no where there's an award. There's guys playing every game. I fuck with that like it's movies How do they play every game and beat every game? Are they that good a fast? Yeah, they must get so much pussy I think they play on the easiest as long as they definitely do play the easiest and beat every game. Are they that good at video games? They're fast, yeah. They must get so much pussy. I think they play on the easiest.

That's awesome. They definitely do. They play on the easiest and they're bad. Dude, you gotta blow the whistle on these nerds. Yeah. I think that's what Gamergate was about. I think that's why Donald Trump became president. Is that girls are playing on baby?

Well, no, yeah, because people were reviewing games made for girls and they're like, they're great. And then guys were like, no, they're not. They're not hard. No one's named Kratos Magic what's our animal crossing? Animal crossing that's for the rule game. Yeah, you don't fuck with animal. Yeah, I don't know I know crossing it There's no objective in animal crossing. You just fucking have a house. Yeah, there's nothing to do. What is it?

It's like it's like you farm or you just make a villa you have a town You don't even farm you like have a house in a town you go talk to like a bird That's like you see my major outfits. I like that's kind of cool though. You play that no I just have seen it from you're really into what roadblocks or what I do fuck with real block. What is it? For legos, it's online legos legos down line and your parents have to like spend a lot of money for like the Expansion pack I've stole my mom's credit card so many times to get real blocks to get to get real blocks BC, bro I'm a fool This is what I know about this is what I know more about that to be on well

Yeah, I can talk about galaxy guess in our roblox. That's what I can talk about. Yeah Well, yeah, I can talk about galaxy guests in our roblox. That's what I can talk about. Yeah There's a game called the hood in roblox and they go on there and they have gangs and have gang wars in roblox Has anyone died in real life off roblox? I don't know to my knowledge, but maybe but I don't know that seems more like a Latino thing I'm just Like very much actually yo soy boliqua dead-ass Actually, I'm actually in Latino you are yeah, you're lucky. I got a lot. I got a lot in flavor a land spice. Oh you do Wow, or yeah, oh what on what side your mother your mom is Puerto Rican Wow

Alright, so that does seem like some Latino crazy shit them. Mm-hmm. They would kill each other over a roblox Holmes yeah, or like the nightmare before Christmas. There's probably been know crazy shit them mm-hmm they would kill each other over roblox homes yeah or like the nightmare before Christmas there's probably been you know related murders over like they're like Saints Row yeah yeah the games that are like free after nine years Call of Duty mobile Actually somebody did well flappy bird, but I guess he wasn't locked in on so Yes, brother creator killed himself. Oh why cuz he got got shit got too big to form I think is that not true. He just he thought I don't want to give you false information He couldn't be happy

Yeah, cuz he got so big or something and I think that any kill himself. I remember that happening There's one of those I saw Hassan taking shots at some like twitch streamer that plays like World of Warcraft or something because his career is that he plays World of Warcraft and he goes on twitch and he's like okay I'm a dwarf and oh well look I got gold and it gets millions and millions of views there's like 80 million people tune in every week and he's like oh I got a necklace does that make you upset no I don't care but then he was like honestly fuck the Palestinians and And now people are mad at him so now this on player hating yeah, no no sounds mad at him And it's like it's like hold on because it's like sort of this whole stay in your lane kind of thing

Yeah, let's not forget that has son Doesn't actually really play any games. So it's actually Hassan that sort of invaded this space. In the world of playing baby games on the internet, Hassan is Israel. You know what I mean? Yeah, he's occupied. And those really call him out on that. What's that? The gamers are the Palestinians.

The gamers are the Palestinians. Yeah, the dwarves are the Palestinians. Yeah. I think Hassan did a Rubik's Cube on Twitch once. That's as close as he's ever The gamers are the Palestinians the games are the Palestinians. Yeah, the were the dwarves are the palestinians Yeah, I think hasan did a Rubik's Cube on twitch once that's as close as he's ever gotten to play And sell out he's like, okay, so Okay, so hold on can I make my shirt bigger somehow? Okay, so Okay, so The red square you have to like line them up, okay guys, hey, I'm fucking doing it. Okay chat

You why don't you get your own fucking Rubik's Cube Dude, I I the one time I went to his house and he was doing his streaming They were like you said he had that like PS2p into his vacuum cleaner. They time is pissing. Yeah He keeps his vacuum on his cock and he just pisses in vacuum is his cock he has to vacuum Two vacuums one is go shoved into his ass Vacuum in a cock and that's why if you listen closely to a stream you can always hear like you hear them And then when it goes it goes That's when he's shitting yeah, when it gets louder Holy because the device is struggling that's some fucked up shit, and that's what the Chinese are gonna

Is that worth it though or you know I mean I the Dyson 100% no not even the dice just like The Dyson 100% no not even the dice just like But like I don't know I guess not You know I mean all that but but he's very well He's worth like seven hundred thousand dollars to get closer to he's one of the richest guys we know yeah Yeah, I feel like you guys don't know people richer than that no I figure true are I don't know how to fuck but Nah, so I might have eight hundred thousand, but just I just mean to have all that money But his life is ass that sounds not you know I mean I Challenged him on this previously I said what if you meet the love of your life

She wants to go out for a coffee date the next day and you can you have streaming and he's done He's he's just gonna stream. He's just gonna stream them. They beat that guy Yeah, man, that's fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. No, but he wants I think that's what he wants I guess so I think that's what he wants cuz I think he's just afraid afraid He's afraid to stop afraid to say no touching grass and that's what they're doing to Ryan's world That's also some baby. That's also that's some really baby shit world nevermind It's about a baby kid that plays with toys and then he's getting old and they're like stop letting him do that Is it like Daniel Tigers neighborhood? Maybe

It might it's on so it's probably like they definitely probably have a lot of fan Crossover maybe wait, so he's like a That he plays with toys it was a little boy, but now he's a big boy And now it's like they want to cancel it long and he's like yes And people are like yo free free Ryan like tell us backwards that ass they they don't they're trying to they don't want our boy To play with toys anymore. No well, but but he doesn't either like he got you can hear it in his voice like he can't Oh, he's broke. No it looks like they're just how old is fucking with this little kid like it's like he's going He's been playing with toys as a kid and it's cute

But now he's old and he has like his voice is getting it's very similar to God or Ragnarok You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly and his parents and he's making a trade there He's a trade and Kratos just making him do that There's parents cuz they want and they want to see him They want I feel like he's Kratos should also have a parent in the Show like that show blue bloods erring God or Ragnarok where he's old and he wants to die He's trying to raise his son, but then he also has a dad who also has a dad. There's three generations Yeah, and they're watching bloods

No shows awesome cuz it's like it's started about a cop and his relationship with his dad This is Tom Selleck the day Tom Selleck is a dad But then there's another dad on top of this. Yo, yeah Oh wait now you don't even have your way to continue Tom selling so Tom Selleck But then there's an actor who plays the dad of Tom Selleck who's also a cop but Tom Selleck's like 74 years old The actor is like two years older than Tom Selleck Places that the actor is like two years older than Tom Selle Yeah, well, I mean he looks older I mean Tom Selleck looks pretty good Maybe I'll get into would you want to be in blue bloods? He was I was yo really was an extra

Was that cool for you or not? No, it was like well an extra. I got that story I got that story I got a story out of it though because I'm when I was in holding It was when it was when I first Moved to New York us before I found like PA which you can make more money on I did extra stuff some because anyone could Be an extra it's just it but it's like 90 bucks and you get a meal Yeah, but I was in holding on blue bloods And I'm sitting in the room with all these guys that have their own cop uniforms and stuff and like people that just are extras all the time and the far end of the room there's two guys quietly

talking to each other and I couldn't really hear what they're saying and he's like well you know like like Rick Simington like one of them just casually mentioned some guy's name and there's a woman across from me who's got a leather jacket and and dark aviator sunglasses on. She's like, Rick Simington? Oh yeah, he raped me. And then the guy was like, Rick Simington, the reporter?

He said whatever the guy's job was. And she goes, oh never mind. But then she came back. Well I told that story Yeah And I mean it was just so absurd that it's like people aren't gonna believe this story and then years later That lady was on like the cover of the New York Post Bodega Becky corner store Caroline or corner story and it was the same fucking lady and I think she's dressed almost kind of the same like a little

Little black kids backpack touch barely touched her and she's like he raped me He's crying and she called the police there's like a Video like a cell phone video of it. Maybe she got Karen. She actually did get raped at one point and then Nah, you don't think you know, you're lying. No trauma whatsoever. You don't think you know you're lying no trauma whatsoever. You don't think so Don't think she got what she's doing Got that guy and now she's trying to get everybody else you can never try you should go to a lot of rape conferences actually I know you I actually did you so good You would go to rape I will not be like

Israeli tech meetings Yeah, imagine tech tech what they have exciting innovation in this doing wild things in this space Yeah, I could not be more excited about it. Yeah, no your mom would make you just listen I see this makes it sound crazy fuck. My mom is a good lady. Yo, don't She's that doesn't make your mom. Yeah. No, yeah facts. He actually works. She does this you'd be working again I guess my mom count. She was talking about this is making her sound like an awful person She beat not so she'd be like I don't really know but she'd be like nah I'm sexual violence like I don't fuck with that and then so it'll be like

It's mostly just and then all the other people are like same type vibe like they get victims like and then they get good Yeah, and I hate it when they don't fuck with rape No more and it but I used to go to those dead ass a lot of them But it would just be kind of sad it was vibes um since it like a young boy younger I don't know probably like four like four there's a victim accounts Probably it's just mad woman crying well, but like Man sure, but it was like Yeah, I guess so, but then I wasn't till later though that I really understood it

It would just be more so like I cuz I wouldn't worry. I would just play a read or something do something else Yeah, and then you'd be playing roblox with a little I'll be I'll probably watching Minecraft or something watching some good watching mine And then do that and then But and then but then later on then I started being like damn this shit looky man sad But it is but it also I guess is good to know I probably hopefully I'll stay away from doing that Yeah, but I don't but then also I'd be scared because I don't want to do some shit like that Do a rape yes exactly exactly Probably bro, I never know never do I wish I had looked more into this Indian Canada thing

I read the headline immediately started hitting the group chat with jokes about Indian Mafia's You got you got murder stink. Oh, that's good. You got ran out of sopranos Yeah Yeah, you know seen from the godfather where they hung the gun behind the toilet So whoever, is it Luca that tells him that he's got? Luca Brasi? He tells him that the guns, whoever tells him I don't remember.

That he's like, we hid the gun behind the toilet. Now you could just walk in with it, but we figure you'd appreciate sticking your hand in the toilet. Uh huh. Right, so there's that. Okay, that's good. We had some other ones.

We had some other ones here. Indian Mafia. Oh this is mafia, I was thinking of like normal black guy gangs. Er, not black gangs, Indian guys. You could go that direction too. There's a lot there. Oh yeah, so the boss of the Indian Mafia, he's gotta go to therapy because he's having panic attacks. So he goes to see Dr. Smelfie. Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Yo, they're fucking with Dr. Smelfield. Yeah. Keep going. Yeah. Or I don't know. I'm trying to remember the other. But anyways, I got lost down that rabbit hole and I didn't actually read any of the article. Yeah. In front of my face.

Well, hopefully they do go to war. That'd be fun. Yo, oh, you know like in Casino where they killed Joe Pasci and his brother? Yeah. Instead of taking him out to the desert to bury him, they just bring him to a giant litter box. Mm-hmm. That'd be fun. Yeah. Oh, you know like in casino where they they killed Joe Pesci and his brother Yeah, instead of taking him out to the desert to bury him. They just bring him to a giant litter box Or we could talk about the amazing ridge wallet Lineup incredible base camp orange. They call it really when I carry this around this around I'm like yeah, I'm about to climb Mount Everest

Yeah, the effects do you feel good when you have that when you pull that out or do you feel like a bitch? It gives him pleasure. Well, I would imagine there's there's a place in between the two. Yeah, I would I would say I'd feel like I'm at the base camp Do you feel like you still do you still feel like you have to be cool for anybody like it? I was never cool. So I know know, but still do you get insecure? Because I wonder who you get insecure about. Well that's what I was explaining. Some of the gayer things that I do, I don't care to mask anymore, such as lying about

why I would have all Sony products to head off some sort of customer service thing. When really it's like, no, I just want all the same shit. You want it to match. So there's nobody that you're trying to impress anymore and I feel like that Yeah, you stop caring. No, I feel like that's good. Yeah. Yeah, but I just wanted even like I don't even know Yeah, no, I guess that makes sense But but still there had there must be something cuz you do something like even you being well, actually, yeah No, I don't even know nevermind probably Who do you feel like you're trying to impress right? Well, I'll be lying to myself if I didn't say it was everybody Yeah, but I will I don't even know what I mean by everybody. That's not necessarily true. Not even impressed impressed is not correct

Actually, no, I definitely am bad hoes That sounds fried I feel bad I feel so annoying when I talk with not because I'm like Down there for like amazing good. Like because you you're like more like You be loosey goosey. You don't be given a fuck and I feel like you fuck with it with like Yes, exactly exactly exactly. Yeah, but but you care about like he's principled Yes, exactly. You seem like a good black man with a code exactly So then I feel bad about saying about trying to impress women and I feel like no, I'm not even yes Literally, I feel like that's a damn like no, that's my heart's in the wrong but in a dark place

But I'm lying if I if I wasn't what do you mean? But even a girl is cute you even in that I feel like I would be lying if I wasn't Saying I now I'm trying to impress you right now by not trying to impress you But I just now you're making me more anxious cuz I want sound like cuz that's why I had to say bad hoes Cuz I was like fuck like this. I just thought stupid way of saying I just felt he's pretty girl That's so ignorant. No, it just would make no he doesn't care I'm literally thinking about like how nice while my stuff matches Yeah, I think that's it. I think that's true the table

Yeah I'm thinking about the cardboard boxes sitting on the floor in my kitchen that I got to break down and how The landlord got new trash cans and I don't know see like why you trying to sound so simple salt of the earth Because that's literally what's going on my head You know you gotta get now it's okay. He says great news It's only one trash can now, but now I have to fucking bag all the shit You need clear gotta get the blue for the plastics and metal now you need the fucking clear one So it's not more now. It's more work these fucking bastards

And it's just and it's because the city was designed back when you like the fucking black plague was going around So you just throw your garbage directly out on the street And we don't have an answer for it. There's no alleyways. Yeah, so Yeah, it's I'm just tired of it. I'm tired of the department sanitation movies great outfits though movies That are set in New York City have alley scenes and there's no Ali's. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, they all just in so I'm gonna be honest I well I guess that's bad cuz they're lying, but it is cool to see a good alley in a movie Oh my god. It's awesome. I do the steamy smoky thing

Yeah, and a cartoon and a lot of different shit honestly a lot of cartoons have great alleys Yeah, and like cool chases or fights and alleys and stuff like that those just go hard. You watch an anime Yeah, but not like more than anybody like a normal person that would watch it Not even trying to say it like in like a you don't like it. Oh what anime? I've no I just know I do why I do kind of know about that, but like I did yeah Nothing's ever really I also haven't really tried. I've never tried it, but I did so I trying anime at 37 would feel that's not weird I've never tried it, but I did sorry trying anime at 37 would feel that's not weird Zaki movies

The pig one is fantastic yeah pork or so that's amazing I love it Yeah, those moves are really good, and then I watched spirited away Which I can't there's one of them that I tried to watch when it came out so when I was a kid I loved that's crazy. I love Totoro and then I tried to watch when it came out. So when I was a kid I loved... That's crazy. I loved Totoro. And then, like, you know, as a kid, like, Time Pigs forever, you know? So there was Totoro and then there, like, I guess maybe nothing for Western audiences

until... Princess Mononoke. And then I think I tried to watch that or the Howls Moving Castle. I'm like, this is bullshit. None of them shit's here for you? No, yeah, I think I turned it off within like 10 minutes. The pig one's sick. The pig you. No. Yeah, I think I turned it off within like 10 minutes the pig was sick The big ones amazing. Yeah, I just saw the new one with the with the boy in the heron the one With the time or that yeah, is it good? I don't know. It was alright

It was like as good as like it would be for that guy, but compared to other movies. He's made it wasn't crazy He does that make sense. I'm gonna go watch the pig one. I'm gonna go home break down that car Yo, that sounds good as fuck actually yeah, the pig is the red Baron or something That's all I think one pilot it you should just like the things you like and indulge in them Especially that ass and like that and not feel bad about that's what I was gonna say getting an anime at 37 would not be weird But I don't want I mean you don't have to though Yeah, no, I like the problem with the anime is that people the stuff that's ever been recommended to me all it's high Yeah, it's some of that shit is bad though. Some of the plots aren't really that I watched the first episode of that attack on Titan show

Yeah, you don't got a recommended it and they were like isn't this amazing and I'm like, this is the most retarded thing I've ever seen Yeah, it's like a boy that wants to go fight Giants, and then the Giants destroy his town It's like and the Giants look I've seen it There's no nuance here, and if there is I don't care to look into it You know with a cure you do fuck with a cure. Oh, he just said I've never seen a cure. I've seen a cure That's a cool move. It's I don't know it's I'm trying to think really it's good. I mean yeah. Oh yeah, we just said you have to you have to be into yeah Yeah, no, that's a great. It's a good movie. That is a just said you have to you have to be into yeah yeah no that's a great it's a good movie that is a good-ass

movie that shit is cool I yeah but like I what is it like Evangelion I've never seen I've never or actually love I've seen Ghost in the Shell I fuck with that shit that shit was hard I'm trying to think really what else I fuck well cowboy be about that well that shit is cool you like how would be about there you know I never yeah I but that is. I remember they put that on adult swim, right? Yeah It was either that or something else and yeah I remember I was like at my girlfriend's place at the time and this I don't know this is like yeah 20 years ago That's and and we were watching adult swim and then that came on and I'm like, this isn't fucking funny. Oh

That's real. Yeah, it's like it's like this is supposed to be like space goes. Yeah, it's like this is like it's a Programming that's like a comedy block and then this is all that shit. I know you're just calling me gay for liking adult swim That's all it was like an insult. Yeah, like I'm watching me. I'm like all this animation is like funny and different It's like and it's for fucking nerds. You know you fuck with my own friend I don't know what that is. You don't focus smiling friends. I don't even know yo, that's crazy What is I feel like that seems like did you would fuck with that? What is it like that either? Smiling friends is very good. We could we just don't know you don't know you just a picture Yeah, can you put us can I so damn? I want us all I spoil the first episode put us on game

It's just about these silly little this is something I guess I'd move this is something that I will really pull Do you want to know I never watch Barry Lynn? I well I put it on but then I'm not gonna last I put it on but then I you had an adult. I'm still there. I put it on but I started goon and I'm not gonna lie I had a very little in such masturbating right? Yeah, yeah crazy to what and I started guys The two But the shots I was like damn these shots are fire, but then I had to do some Adam doesn't watch Barry Lyndon I'm gonna take a look down and watch I do I ever seen it actually I just tell you just tell people like film bros

Oh, yeah, that seems like some shit. You know, of course. It's my favorite. That is it. You would do Yeah, yeah, you know this guy's done some present foul shit to me that I would never to let people know that ass Yeah, I've we do I took him I'm dead ass. I poured baby oil all over me. That shit was fucked up What is the baby oil detail of the diddy? I? Struggling to understand what did he did wrong? I know it's not we had parties. I think he was he's And people had sex at the party. I don't sex traffic I think it was just he paid for it or something. Oh really? I thought that he was I thought he's having sex with a lot of people without their they didn't use drugging people and stuff

Probably yeah, yeah now There's like a hundred and fifty or two hundred accusers of like keep saying because I keep seeing people were like oh This is the black Epstein and it's like okay. Well was he raping children for the government of Israel. I don't Yeah, what no he was like like oh, no. He was just having parties. I was doing it for no. Oh, yeah. Yeah Yeah, that's that's how you know it worked you know yo did he did it for Wakanda How crazy we found out Wakanda was real? Yeah, yeah Was real and they're the real

And no one had it, no one checked And then just this year we were like, oh it is a country I'd be fucking tight But it's like there's a you could only Congo should change their name to Wakanda I think that would be They've tried to change everything They've tried like 15 names

I'd be like We're just gonna go for it. Like Snoop Lion. Or like Star, oh wait yeah I can show you Smiling Friends. You never seen this shit? Mmm, to be honest that looks like every cartoon. Damn bro, you seen this? Smiling Friends?

That's crazy. Nah it's funny, it's like about these two guys and they go and they gotta make people smile. But the first episode, damn do you want me to spoil it for you so that you have more? I'm sure you had anyway. I feel like you're never watching him, but it is really it's probably like the black It's like the best cartoon like right now that's probably coming. Oh damn. I'm dick sucking, but you know what I mean, though That's why I'm not trying to glaze. I'm dead-ass not trying to glaze It was just like the people that if Brandon was here he would fuck with it He'd be like yo Brandon fucks with that shit OD. You know Brandon's our age. Yeah. Yeah, he's he's 43 years old

Yeah, no, I'm not saying it's like an old thing. I'm just saying my son he still glazes Yeah, Brandon do be glazing to glaze at a certain point. He crosses over into like cool substitute teacher territory That's not valid. Let me tell you something if Brandon ever offers to bring you to an Indigo Girls concert That's today's yeah, watch out for bro. I think my parents think that he was trying to have sex with me as well Brandon Well, he just has a his face is great. Brandon's still doing a joke about a Japanese businessman And then also no, I think that was early. It'd be funny if he was still doing that. Yeah at 37. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, no, no, he doesn't do that anymore. I don't think he was like We've known him since he was 16 years old. That's so crazy

Yeah, but he was a high school student and we'd see him at like Like doing stand-up how much he started before me. Oh And and you just met him when he was Brandon was like Brandon and our other friend Michael We're like the first two comedians that I became friends with became friends with yeah, dang And I know Mel yeah, you feel like his as he changed a lot or not Brandon He's never changed. We're in a great way or in a bad That is no in a terrible way cuz he started terrible and now he's still terrible. No, no, no, he's uh, he's of course He's changed his grown-up

Yeah, you know, that's how time works brother. Where do you watch smiling friends on adult swim? Oh, okay Yeah, but you could do watch movies one two three or oh Like that. Oh, come on, dude. Don't admit to it. Actually don't I don't like that I don't know. It's just on if you're not trying to do I have HBO Max I got a nice be like adult swim, but I watch I watch yeah, I mean you know you can just put on the Family Guy channel You're not wrong that shit fired up mm-hmm It's great out in case they got an episode to that they had Trump uh-huh and they had it But it was like or not fight with mr. Fro they had a political episode well

They had mr. Frog, and then they had uh this other guy was on the show no they had no They had Joe Biden, but it was part of his like young people media tour. He's not a shaltz's show He's doing smiling friends. He was more on um nah. They had mr. Frog kind of you watch streamers Yo, you want like speed and kaisa nan those guys. I like I like what do you fuck with them? I mean, I've just recently found out who they are But yeah, do you fuck with guys in there? No, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, you know, I kind of yeah I kind of know some of it now. I know what streamers are About that or not. Like it's just some it's just never really like I never got into YouTube because it was like to

Like I like text yeah no my attention span never I'd like I didn't I know I just it's like there's like two kinds of media on the internet like stuff you can consume in literally half a second yeah and then a four and a half hour video some guy playing Scrabble yeah and it's like I don't understand like we've killed everything in between Nick thinks in instructional manual I see yeah, you know some people think of like in like cartoon like rainbows and lollipops like that's how much it be That's your brain his brain is a black and white text. No, I just don't understand like there's never been like I don't get what streaming is You know, I get it. Well, I don't be watch't be watchable now be watching some I just see the clips of them

I'll be watching um well I used to watch more youtubers That's like my like I like that and then we're essentially Youtubers now yeah, okay. Yeah, that's all I know what I like that's more people on earth Probably know who speed is then like I fuck with that too. Yeah speed speed. He's just some black 80 be just doing crazy shit Oh jumps over cars. He's awesome. He is like parkour He's not he doesn't do park. He just does he's like of like force gun like he just does random Yeah, our core was fucking insane you should become like speed that should be like I just can't I would love to be

Parkour guys because it was this thing that like came out of nowhere And there was people that were like defying the laws of physics Russia and now it's just gone Russia They do parkour and there's a guy that follows me on insta that likes our show Oh really and yeah, just jumps up jump jump jump. I'm sorry if that's offensive he doesn't do swing so much as like just Jump jump jump jump jump you're trying to say the see a Russian army no he's I think American or something Jared Leto is being canceled right now for saying that he likes Russia really yeah Ukraine is canceling Jared Leto this big mark do you see the new Joker musical no I want to see it

you know the new movie the new movie no I should look fire I don't know I've got a trailer for it even my friend told me the entire plot and because I don't care about spoilers sure it made me want to see it bro it looks like an incredible movie I really think they took it a lot of it seems like it's like they're making fun of like the worst elements of their fan base oh are you dead I will I think that's what like I think Todd Phillips is just like making those like comic-con kind of guys watch a gay musical and I think that that's like and I think Todd Phillips is like like kind of trolling a little bit.

You really believe that? Are you saying that like from what my friend told me about the movie? Bro I think I thought you were saying this like joking around like I don't know. It's a musical with Lady Gaga Did I know what you mean? So you think that he really did that to troll like that shit is Believe you something going on with like the entertainment issue. They're just not advertising movies at all Yeah, because I miss a lot that seems like it would be a big movie and then also Gladiator 2. It's pretty big, but people just shit on it so much. People have said it's really bad. Yeah, but that's not going to affect the marketing.

But the other thing I saw too, I was watching TV the other day and there's a trailer for the Bob Dylan movie. And it's not a trailer for the Bob Dylan movie. It's a trailer for the trailer. So it says watch the trailer now at blah blah blah dot com and then it's like a 30 second promo with just like that's right you know Timothy Chalamet is Bob Dylan being like whoa there's too many horses we're bullshit about well the casting I don't problem performance is bad it's not the it's nothing it's I would imagine that it's nothing no no he's saying the marketing is bad like if I was watching that it should have been what I'm surprised by is that it's it's no no he's saying the marketing is bad like if I was watching that it should have been what I'm surprised by Hey, it's that it's it's a trailer for it's like hey go watch the trailer

So they bought like a 15 second spot because they didn't want to like buy a spot for the whole thing They ran out of money. Yeah, I don't know it's like they're broke or just they're not a broke thing Are they're rethinking marketing or something, but I feel like you just don't really hear about me. No, I think you're I think you're 100% correct Damn, what do you think they should do or or they start doing it way early? You know what I mean? Because it's like I've been hearing about that movie for like five years Yeah, they leak like a picture of him as Bob Dylan. Yeah, like yeah, I think it's all yeah I don't I don't know like Absolutely, I don't know what movies are coming out. I could kind of do but I'll be looking for that kind of you like movies

Yeah, but I don't know actually like secretly like I do secretly fuck with movies interested in cinema I don't tell you my secret cuz that he's like he that doesn't I saw Sean now really is a program like he programmed a bunch of Montreal's from Montreal Which is like and then I just saw it was like alone Yeah, I was like fuck with this and I was like not really know my friends is oh you didn't fuck with that though Maybe I didn't know the movie I went and I saw I went cuz my friend was was like putting it on doing it Yeah, but I didn't like I wasn't like seeking it out, but you it was funny though There's a movie. I thought that I just want to see some that is just fun to see some crazy

I thought that movie stuck. It wasn't amazing, but it was like I Don't know. I thought everyone was also everyone had cool moments, though I'm not saying I don't think it was it did have cool moments But there was cool scenes in it that I would not have seen otherwise. Yeah. Yeah, that's how I'll be feeling like I don't know But but I won't well, it's not I'm not secretly a film thing also once you start talking to somebody about movies I don't know then they started having to do their shit. So I don't really like that What do you mean like cuz then you give their opinions? Yeah, and like and then you gotta start talking about like what he's doing And I always feels like waiting for no talking to him about it

I feel more comfortable because he respects me as like he feels like I like the movies but Movies about movies or something and then they and then they start trying to tell you how many more movies they seen or like mad movies And shit, I'm just gonna do this right. That's the worst kind of guy exactly So that I don't really be ringing the movies that much cuz it's like but I've seen 530 movies really in my entire life. That's really good man. You should be proud of check out my letter. You brought up I'm still here earlier. I seen that movie. I told him to watch that. Diddy's in it bro. You gotta watch that shit.

Diddy's in it. Yeah. That was a movie where I remember that was like one of the first movies that had like a viral marketing campaign. Well no. What happened was that everyone figured out while it was going on. Well I guess that's true. Prior to that when the internet was new there was a lot of websites where they'd be like we have a secret website you go to and there'd be like numbers all over it Oh really people are like oh my god I can't wait to watch Charlie Wilson's war to figure out what these numbers mean Yeah, no no they I remember at the time he went on Letterman and he like yeah He acted weird he was acting weird and then people figured out it was for movie and then when you see the movie you're like it doesn't matter if

Because everyone was like well, yeah, it's fake We all know it and then when you watch the movie you're like, it't matter if because everyone was like well. Yeah, it's fake We all know it and then when you watch the movie you're like it doesn't matter if it's fake because he still did it You know and all the people that he knew thought it was real He had been stiller to suck it. He was like yo fuck you guy That ass sat him down. You know the scene where he's rapping in the club in Miami Your friend was in our friend Mike Bolandek was randomly there It's so funny to imagine Mike Bollande going clubbing in a nightclub. Yeah, he was there him and Abel Ferraro were there Yeah, damn now our friend. Yeah, he's like Abel's producer. They were in Miami

He randomly was at that club when Joaquin gave the that's so crazy. Yeah, that's a good place to be Yeah, I don't even know. But your mother would be disappointed about you being around... I think I appreciate that. That's such a good pivot. Does your mom think that... She wouldn't fuck with you though. She would be like, what the fuck? Me especially. I don't know. I don't actually know.

I get yelled at a lot by black older ladies. Just randomly. Because you look like that. He puts him in all the time, bro. We were outside of his house all the time. No, I'm just walking my dog. One time a lady said, fuck you. a lot by older ladies just ran yeah that right you look like that you look like all the time we were outside my dog one time you look like exactly outside his house one time and like older black lady drives by in a Toyota Corolla very stop very rare car to see you know Toyota Corolla and so Adam's about to arrive Adam just starts flipping off the car and all that's just yeah, just stop cars

Which is also what like a 12 year old would do that would be like you don't have fun. It was an accident I didn't mean to fly it. I had fun when the lady started yelling at yeah Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's unfortunate. That's the case of mistaken identity. So you got what I thought you were my but morbidly obese white friend Yeah a man too. Yeah I thought you were my morbidly obese white friend. Yeah a man too. Yeah Dean way. Um, yeah be uh, would you guys get a grown man fighting that or like fight somebody now? Oh, no, no for no reason for any reason no fight club That's uh, that's probably my biggest objections to the state of Israel Is that I think the point of being a Jewish person is to is to hide away from fighting

You know not to go to the army and why would you say that about yourself, man? Why? When you could fight to No, I can I feel you. I don't want to write you get her like you can defend yourself. No, that's not funny Bigger guys fight each other. No. Oh, that's funny Yeah, yeah, no, I you should hide away. I'm gonna start a rumor and then the two bigger guys are gonna fight each other and I'll be I'll be cashing that damn check. That's what damn yeah, like Russia stole the election. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be manipulating and My mouth is what did they say? Well, you're you guys vote who are you voting for? both of them

I think I'm just not gonna you're just not gonna vote twice both of them. Yeah, what the fuck? What's the point? I'm writing in Hawk to us been on that's hilarious. You should get your name legally changed to a hawk to her It sounds like a Jewish parent. No. Yeah, they sound they they found out she's 100% Jewish Oh, yes. Yes, she did ass is wrong. That. No. Yeah, they found out she's 100% Jewish. Oh, yes. Yes. She did ass is that true Yeah, no, I did. I found out show this that's her name is Name her name on her name is actually a Haley Brinstein that s bro that but they did that was her not her show name. It's dead ass How do you have a stage name for an unplanned?

Show name it's dead ass How do you have a stage name for an unplanned? Instagram because after they found she's wiped her shit bro cuz now people are caught up to like getting overnight success So they know what they know conspiracy. I'm saying like bro The fact that it turns out that Hawk to a spit on that thing is Jewish. She's 100% Jewish She's 100% Jewish. I love showbiz, dude. I'm lying, she's not Jewish. No, I'm not fucking with you. I think I did see, like, I saw a tweet and I thought, I think it might just be from a racist account on Twitter.

But it turns out Hawktoe is Jewish. Nah, I be seeing that shit too. They found out Costco guys are Jewish. Oh, they're like pissed off. I thought they were like Italian guys. You don't know the Costco guys? That. Oh, yeah Costco guys that's I shit that you would fuck with no, I mean, yeah, I just It's just the worst thing it's just bad and it there's something nice about how bad it is so it's like the Krasenstein brothers, it's just that there's something comforting about how just Completely terrible and uninteresting it is and for some reason popular. Yeah. Well,

it's funny that there's a father and a son. There's people that are like, you don't really like the Krasenstein brothers. What happened to those guys? What's that? Are they still online? Yeah. Wait, yeah. They found out that the Costco guy's mother is Jewish and like, they're like, seriously? These fucking Jews. They're not they're chilling Yo, you fuck with me Ken or right, but so this guy well, I can show that is that crazy I just want to see your reaction to this shit like genuinely Cuz it's like It's not like I don't know. It's oh, it's got a big

Schnitzel or something. What is he? He's got a little he's got the Costco like sandwich. The chicken big. Yeah. And they they review products and they give it a view. Oh and the Rizzler do you know the Rizzler? The Rizzler is the breakaway hit star of the entire thing. Do you know the Rizzler? Is that that dwarf like Chechen? No no no that's that's all that's that's a Hasbulla. The Rizzler literally a boy that they added to the Costco guy universe Now hold on this of course, of course we do did that start with the that's a that's a tick-tock like trend, right? and then this father is under this father who's a Amateur professional wrestler and been trying to be famous forever He finally hit on this piece of just absolute garbage content Right and it is replicated the song. I love this

I'm in a group chat about it. Let me just let me just stop right there. I have seen Now three segments out of one video of this and I don't understand how there's even enough content for more of that clip. Oh, so they keep adding- Not alone, like a whole account. So then the way- They just do every item in Costco? No, no, it's literally, it's just, it's-

Of course I have a cookie. Every item in Costco would make sense. It is just, it is so much more mindless and Nonsense in a nice way in a nice way like I just don't want it to have a racist past or a sexual assault Accusation I don't want to be taken down. I wanted to just be bad It's just funny Yeah, then they found this fat boy from New Jersey who everyone thought was related to them, but they just found a fat boy Yeah, they're just friends with bro. They're they and they live in Boca Raton for I know So then the fat boy is this kid the Rizler show Nick the Riz. Yo, bro. They love this boom, bro

I don't think a child should have that accent no no he think he did it so the fat boy the chocolate You shouldn't shit. It's like no no Nick Nick will like it actually So that so the fat boy that they found in New Jersey is now kind of becoming the breakaway here. He's all right He is up big and like he does this thing called the Riz face, which is, he's adorable. And he's so funny. Yeah. Well, you go like this. Yeah, yeah, bro.

Do you remember Indian Joker? From Vine? Of course. That's probably before your time. Of course. I used to fuck with Vine, bro. Yeah, but it's crazy because like a lot of internet culture

comes from Indians on Vine. Like India, like they took all this Bollywood shit that like worked on Vine. And black Indians on Vine like India like they took all this Bollywood shit that like worked on Vine and black people on Vine too but but well that's everything but like fucking if you really I mean that's culture black yeah but Malcolm X over brother Nick brother mullin the Indian teenagers oh can we do that we never talked about no black so he's giving a testimony let it testify. Have you seen Indian Joker?

No, no, I can watch that right now. I don't even know if it exists anymore. He looks fucking crazy. But it was an Indian guy where he would walk by somebody in slow motion. And then the guy would be like, You touched my shoe or something. Yo, I love the Indian guy. And then he would do this weird face. Yeah there's the face.

Yeah. And so his whole account was like this weird face that he would make. And it was like an Indian guy that figured out a weird face that doesn't look like the Joker. Yeah he doesn't at all. He just looks. That was the same. That was the same.

It's like a Jim Carrey face. Of the like Afghanistan kid doing these hose ain't loyal Have you seen that one? No, no, this is we have to go. I mean, it's probably boring broadcasting for them But I'm happy I feel like maybe they're like Kid these holes and maybe I hear it. Do you guys know I used to fuck with like? Voices of you to play it again later and also knowing that it's like It's yeah, it's like two two it's two like fucking Marines stay I'm gonna redo this. I'm just gonna do this

Where is he now that's nav this where is he is in a CIA black site getting getting waterboarded joined Isis Is that you let they laugh on me He got pissed. Yeah, but But so they radicalized him Well, I don't know the classical guy think we're gonna get like a whole after the West abandons, Ukraine Do you think in like ten years it's gonna be Ukrainian? Nationalists blowing up fucking places in the US you think we're Ukrainian Isis oh shit I mean that could have been crazy we kind of were like yeah

go to war and we're like those as of guys I could see it yeah they I mean they were they're literally that have swastika tattoos hey those guys are like those guys are they're like they'll fuck you up. I still question that because it's like, do they know what it means? Yeah, they help the Nazis around. But prior to this war, you saw the fucking content coming out of Russia and Ukraine. It's like, coming up with the worst haircuts in the world and they get in the car accidents. And that's like all they have. You know what I mean? And it's like oh this guy is a swastika that you if anyone I would believe they thought it was just a cool symbol

It's like people in Appalachia and then people in like the fucking Ural Mountains. You know what I mean? Yeah, no those guys I think they're they put like pig fat on Bullets when they fight ever judge everybody does. Oh, they when they fight. Everybody does. Everybody does. Oh they're still doing that? Yeah. They're locked in. Yeah they're like you're not going to Muslim heaven now, bitch.

They trying to slide on the hops. They got switches on them. They got gen 5s for the Ukrainians. I don't know what it is. I don't know who that's for. That's for some black kid. I don't know. Some black kid will laugh at that. Well, most of the audience is black kids.

I know. It's actually crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. It's good for you guys. What are Gen 5s? Bro, I'm not gonna lie. I don't even know what that shit is. Well, no. It's a type of gun though. It's a gun. Oh, Glock. Or some shit like that.

Oh, generation 5. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, alright, valid. Now, what are the Glock Gen 5s? I gotta say, you can't get me. Yeah, I actually think that is what it is and what's the deal with those are like those are the ones that are illegal in, California Bro, you're knowing more facts than me. You're just I don't know I think it's like yeah glocks are like You can have up to gen 3 and then pass that if they're manufactured in Atlanta or something. So exactly so I'm gonna pull up with a Gen 5 that's like so yeah, It's the new the newer Glock

It's like a very old one. It was better has it has there been like a fight in the audience at Wilden out Why would you assume that it's mostly Hindu family? That's never happened. It's mostly very polite. It's really nice It's actually like you know that scene. I don't even know it's just a party time, man I'm just saying like you you know, I've seen, I don't even know. It's just a party time, man. I'm just saying like, you know, you know, you got the new school. It's an antagonistic show. I did ask. I've not seen a fight. You might have a new school fan and an old school fan and they don't see the eye to eye. Maybe people, some people, maybe, maybe some people don't like people fight at sports matches. Oh, but it's not even that competitive. Cause it's like, we just go up and rap battle. Oh, you don't have like fan bases for the new school?

Well, oh, like you mean people like audiences? Hey, are you doing the one at Barclays? Nah, that already happened. I didn't go to that. I should have maybe, but no. That's how I find about things is rotting posters plastered all over the Hasidic neighborhoods. That's how I find out what's going on. Oh, my bad. Did you want to keep on talking about? I just found out indigo the indigo girls are playing I'd love to go with you anytime. No, no, no, I'd love to know sure. I nice to try is real

But I actually am yeah I do Kwanzaa. No, I know we have one does a scanner on the threshold Yes, sir. I began I began. I don't know I began shit for Kwanzaa though that ass. Yeah, well I don't think you're supposed to I don't get that you're supposed to but I think my parents realize like you got to update it You can't give them some like handcrafted shit and you have a quasi-monoran We wrote menorah bro seven days that ass quanz is 20 days Yeah, wait brother Nick But

Seven days we be and then we just read like quotes and wear dashikis Whoa, and I don't I guess I don't make that dude. Do you want to come keep on talking about the Ukrainians? No, you bring up this war way. How come because I got nothing going on Sit and look at a certain age you get into like Think about past wars current wars You just become like it. Maybe it's a white culture thing, but you know, I don't think it even is a red culture thing It's really like you just fuck with that. I mean, that's no I know nothing about it. No information That's why I'm bringing it up because I'm like what's going on, you know, I see yeah

Maybe somebody else says so much, you know more than anybody. I know I like anybody I know they're they're not knowing about that about well, you could use it's to it's all it is Yeah, you just go on Twitter and people were and fuck with that Yeah, you can see it's crazy because you go on there and there's Ukrainian people being like we're dying thing You please mr. Joe Biden help us you ever think you'll do just start doing some politics shit Just start doing that never running for fucking No, no don't do that don't do that, but it would be funny what if he what if He outlawed it didn't you say what if you started trying to make it a real make a change?

That's not the way to do it. That's isn't what's the way? Yeah, cuz you can't you can what if you started trying to make it a real make a change? That's not the way to do it That's isn't what's the way yeah, cuz you can't you can't join the system You figure out the laws that you think are bad and that's right. I'm privately that's bad a Breast reduction. Yeah fuck with that. Yes, I want that's the campaign one issue voter Yeah, we should just be paying for back. I'm not gonna lie bro. I would have One issue voter. Yeah, we should just be paying for back surgery. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I would have helped you with the breast reduction. Yeah, fix the back, bitch.

If you watched the VP debate, you would have seen that this is, that's why Vance won, is because he made that argument. He said, you know, everybody wants to talk about women's healthcare. We're forcing these breast reductions on these poor women instead of just reinforcing their spines with metal rods. Titanium, yeah, yeah.

It's a rebar. Titanium yeah, yeah And walls had nothing to say that he was just thinking about that time of day. Yeah, right This wall thing is funny though cuz I think that guys might go to jail for like election interference if you just made it I thought you said he's just like a Chinese national I don't know if he's a Chinese national, but he stopped tweeting after he put that on there And it got some traction, but I figured that's like that's at the level where you might face charges for it if you're like just Defaming somebody and accusing them of being a liar for Obama, but those that was all there was always like a style there You know like fucking yeah

Larry Sinclair No, it was amazing. Oh wait the chef is that Obama killed the chef right? It was Larry You've ever met his daughters? Synagogue you're dead ass saw them at a synagogue. No, you said what's up? I've never met the girls you try to run down you should date you should I know right? I feel like I could get that get on one of them. Yeah, we fuck with me You should whichever one look more than that everyone's fucking with me. That was your first

And then there's another one it's There was no family and then there's another one. It's awesome. Oh Sasha Doesn't do anything. I've been I comment make a jy on every one of their posts Oh really on the Sasha a y is a jack-off instruction on instruction. I comment down every one of the post Yes, and when you say like nice pig make I say nice tits broad make a jy Fuck I respect like I respect black women nice tits Obama That's what I said that's It's amazing too cuz you know they probably see it. I know that's it, but it's all right Obama probably sees it Obama's probably very been fucking with me sin for it don't matter

Once they they see the motion bro. They it all changes. They never It's the confidence. They'll hate exactly bro. They're gonna hate and then they hate if they see it But then they get in the same room as me it's always different. They'll be like it's never the same crazy They're gonna be like you're weird, but he's crazy. He's such a vine. He's a vibe but Weird but he's crazy. He's such a vine. He's a vibe but but back to you were talking about the You are the you the guy that they killed or no not the chef the other guy that Obama was working for Oh, yeah, Larry Sinclair Larry Sinclair. Yeah, you wrote a whole book where he was like, yeah I sucked Obama's dick in a limousine really we always crack. Yeah, but I mean the story is so

Yeah, but I mean the story is so just like you listen to talk about it Liar in a limousine like it's like it's like it's like a Kevin McAllister version of gay sex to like Like those like carpal tunnel syndrome like the hand braces He had some funny like injury type of thing while he's like talking about it And then he got like traction to didn't like fucking Tucker. Yeah. Oh, he went on Tucker. I thought he went on Hannity Yeah, I don't know that but it's not real. I would be surprised Correct. Yeah real real. Well, it's so absurd. Yeah that you know what I mean? That it's so absurd that it makes it real or so absurd that it's not real at all I don't think it's are any gay people blowing each other in limousines while smoking crack. I mean, that's like

Damn actually probably not probably not probably not at all Who's even like riding around in a little crack makes it sound crazy But yeah head in a limousine sounds like some shit. Yeah that you would fuck with Cocaine sex lies and murder is his book Question mark the title of his own book has a crime. Yeah, right. It's like Which is a so gay. Yeah, but be like you're like, I am I why I'm bright We told him to do that That's weird. Yeah, he's so funny this guy

But I think with this guy though is cuz that guy just that guy did all that like I would have met I thought it was during Obama's administration if you're three weeks out from an election and you're on Twitter like being like I have evidence that the oh then that definitely sounds Well, not only does it sound fake but it's like is that you know, what point is it like criminal sort of thing? You know to do it It would be very funny if that guy went to jail Further for doing that for saying that Tim Walls blew a Chinese boy Whether you should or you shouldn't I don't know I'm not I'm not making any type of statement as far as what should happen

But if it did happen, that would be very funny NNA and then you'll probably you think they're gonna make him as bitch in jail Well, Derek's Russia told us that doesn't happen. Yeah, the way he talks about Obama and him having sex is very funny Yeah, especially because of his like tone of voice and stuff. Yo, did you watch his road Joe Rogan special? Was that Joe Rogan that was Joe Rogan talking about having sex with Kamala's gonna do Joe Rogan is she yeah, that's smart for her Yeah, I guess she should She should do that and she should do kaisa net Yo, if she did kaisa net bro Trump did aiden ross trump was on aiden ross. Yeah, he gave me watch that shit

But that's some smart ass shit to be doing. I'm not gonna lie, bro. That's that ass You know what? I mean, they need Trump if he out He should do a black boy max five-star street There's another thing this guy does and he'll have rappers on and they battle or they play their song Do you watch the thing the pedophile hunters thing? No, is that the British one? No, there's one where it's British ones are the funniest because it's always in front of a fence It's always like like right behind the subdivision in front of a fence There's a you're fucking known spruv and then it's like a retarded Arab guy every time. He's like, I don't know, what?

I just can't get that. You fuck with that show? What? The pedal dad show. No, I've just seen clips of it but it seems really like the end of culture and history. Like there's like a... Yeah, we yeah, we said shit like Beethoven and fucking we used to have No, we used to have classical music We were a tuxedo to the hummer h2s. We used to have fucking

early the early family guy Yeah, you know like no no, but it's yeah The one sky like tracks on pitos and then now it's gotten so big that like rappers come on and plug their New album and then like there's a video of a cons all on there Yeah, so he's like cashing a pedophile than a cons a cons still make music or is he just a businessman? He's so rich apparently like owns Africa or something him in China, and it's like energy concerns. It's like light bulbs Yeah, yeah, you listen to me. You don't listen to music Concerns it's like light bulbs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you listen to me? You don't listen to music

Whoa, that's pretty crazy. Yeah, why I don't know. I just don't really have I just don't don't have the lyrics Damn, but I should don't hit for you. He's a lyrics. You just never found some shit that you just know I mean, I guess I just don't really you know if I'm like home. Oh, I like more than anything recently I just get sucked into all this fucking war shit. Why that's just so captivating to you? I don't know, because it's like, you get immediate updates, everything seems really like on the edge right now, more so than at any point in the last fucking, at least my adult life.

Sure. Maybe things were worse during the Cold War, but like, yeah, how close we are to something really bad happening is... Very scary to you. Well, it's not even scary. I mean, it's almost like a morbid interest where it's like, there's kind of,

if I'm being completely honest, there's like an excitement to it. It's like something might be different. Something might change. Kind of in the same way that when COVID hit, it was kind of like This is exciting because it's something different. Yeah was kovat asked for you or you fuck with that. Um, he got jacked Yeah, I got jacked. Yeah, really? Yeah, I got Muslim style. That's awesome jail study nation of Islam

No legs muscle. Yeah. Yeah. No, I was just doing handstand push-ups all day long upper body Yeah, like toothpick legs June bug June bug Nick. That's what they was calling. That's what they were calling That's he was only back in the slammer. Yeah, but brother June bug Alright Pete night have to finish editing this. Yeah, you can go Thanks for joining us as I thank you for let me do this. I feel like you shouldn't. I love you. You're a great guy. Thank you.

Good luck to you, young man. Thank you. Thank you.