The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Brace Belden - Episode 86

Episode Date: December 27, 2024

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Hello, hello, hello, hello. Those trays cut tours. Welcome to the Adam Friedland show. We got brace Belden in the house today. Hello, Mr. Belden. How are you? I am. You got a hot new podcast out.

Choppa Trap House. How's it going choppa trap house. No trap house. I'm looking for unlicensed Sex noises. I found this sex sound with from Bishal Banjati playlist Free male sex noises Okay, so we're not gonna get DMC aid for this free male says free male sex noise. Alright, let's just hear it. It's up to Nick. Free male sex noise. I just want to hear what another guy sounds like when he's having sex, you know, I've only heard hot chicks. That's just a guy talking. This is bullshit.

Alright, so we're off to a hot start today. Happy holidays to everyone. Happy holidays. Happy holidays. It's Christmas. It's Christmas time. Merry Christmas. We walked past Macy's today. They're coming out on Christmas and we should say Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. We're going to say Merry Christmas again. You say Happy Holidays in November. Yeah. Or even the beginning of December. Well actually. If you hit somebody with that Happy Holidays bullshit on Christmas, that's too far. That's like that's pushing it Yeah, yeah, that's that's fucking the problem. Yeah I think Hanukkah starts on Christmas this year doesn't yeah, which doesn't seem right the buddy that you even listen to the way

You're saying that Hanukkah starts on Christmas. Yeah, it's true Christmas starts on that's Hanukkah's problem. It is You celebrating this year Hanukkah. Yeah, absolutely not. You celebrating this year? Hanukkah? Yeah. Absolutely not. No, it's horrible. I quit. What's wrong with it? It's just, you fucking just light a candle at the end of the day.

You don't have to fucking do anything. We don't have to do anything for anything. It's the easiest holiday. No, Christmas. No, it's hard actually. You gotta put up decorations and shit. You gotta get out. You have a tree in your house? No. We got a tree.

No. It's great. I don't put plants in my house It's all in no plans. Yeah, you're copying this Nick style I just don't have room for a plant cuz if I got a plan It's like a for the air. I guess I got some giant like 1920s ferns Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, turn the house into a jungle. That's what I like. I like that look Are you completely bad boy? I bought ferns before and they die because you have to like bring them over to the you have to play Beethoven

I put him in the fucking water. Yeah. Yeah, well watering them is not the problem It's figuring out the right amount of sunlight. Yeah. Yeah, it's not something I could figure out You have a dark apartment orchid for a while. Those are tough. No the ones they sell the what are they called the? Fowls we got a florist right here follow follow panina didn't sell the follow panina's or follow panina's micro panina's the foul you spritz them with a little bottle um I did that for a little bit, but no you just stick your finger in the in the moss Yeah, to see if that if it's dry. Yes, if it's dry

Good God. I thought you were a florist. Yeah, but that's like two different. Where were you a florist? I was a florist for six years. What are they called? What are they called? The Italian men? No the real the easy work it is called like a No the real the easy work it is called like a Fallopian penis what we didn't even sell you understand we didn't even sell that I work for three Greek brothers On the side of the highway for years at one point like shit what highway it's black. It's black. It's black You want me to get it? No, it's all right. I just don't I'm worried it's gonna It's gonna look like later. It's there's gonna be a snowboard out It looks like is that it might you know it's not soaking so you have that event later, too

Well, I got a bitch tops and tops and tails. Yeah, you were a top hat and a tail and you otherwise completely new Yeah, yeah, but a butt plug with a tail coming up. Yeah little fox things No, I worked at a flower stand for six years on the side of the highway in San Francisco And what highways are in San Francisco fucking? Multiple highways really yeah, but 19th Avenue is where I was off. Okay. I work for three Greek brothers Yeah, it was the orchids were like two would I would ask about orchids sometimes because people would ask about them They're like we don't sell that shit like that's like too fancy for us really we just sold We told a dozen roses for $7.99. I was like a supermarket

No, it was I mean that's like the price of the seats like the price of a seat or the deli Yeah, that was our big our big competitor was the Safeway flower section. I live in New York So I don't believe that you should own anything, you know, if you want something you go see it where it's available to the public Yeah, you don't you don't bring it go to the botanical garden if you want. Yeah, that's where plants live. Yeah Well, I don't need a tiger at my house. I don't live in fucking, you know, Central Park's ain't Louis suburb I'm with you on that. It's like when people have big dogs in their little apartments It's like no you go see the dog. Yeah where they're supposed to roam which is like burnt out streets or whatever But you bring them home with you

No, I don't yeah You never said that when you're in my apartment Yeah, but your dog is you don't really have a big dog. She just has a big head dog pitch She's a little pit and you need a medium dog. I really need that cuz like someone broke in your house, you're not gonna do anything. I got a billy club I showed it to you. Yeah, but you're not gonna use I'm gonna protect my family with that Billy club Somebody would be I was actually carrying shit out of his apartment. I'm gonna steal the Billy. We go here go. Excuse me Hello, are you what are you doing here? Did I have are you delivering? Excuse me? Hello? You're delivering something Take her take her you think I see would protect you no

You know I see doesn't bark. I think it's all probably would go vicious killer kind of dog Yeah, but how's the dog know it's a bad guy cuz you're crying yeah, because the first black guy you let out a house Well, why wouldn't the dog attack my girlfriend? I'm costly. That's true. Yeah Yeah, cuz you don't let her you don't let him be around each other as your girlfriend has a cast a spell on the dog With her tampons. Yeah She feed that shit to them. No, she she eats the panties of period after the Dogs eat men like when a girl's on menstruating the dog will eat the Isn't that gross and it's like what that you bleed all over the place

I got a dog. Yeah It is fucked that dogs get periods. Yeah. Yeah That's my girlfriend if I can get her spayed, but she's not down or neutered. I don't know what though your spayed You know when I was a kid because you know, I only knew about that from what is it fucking real? Barker fortune there was a it called prices right and it I thought it when I was a kid I thought they said and remember to have your pet sprayed or neutered right so I thought if the dog was a girl they had like a like there was a spray like an anti-vagina spray yeah you just spray in they like they sprayed acid into the dog's cunt like

how do they how do they cut remove the ovaries? How do they do that? They go in there? They remove the ovaries Yeah, they go in there, but I thought it was until I was 27 years old I thought it was like they just like put it like they'd spray like hydrochloric acid into the pussy Yeah, Jesus. It's like a chemical burn Jesus. Yeah, I I don't know if I told you about this before, but when I was a kid I got sent away and lived in like a... I don't know if I told you about that. It needed a reservation. But, it needed a reservation. Yeah. But... You wanted to be a Native American for... I wanted to be a brave... For Halloween in fifth grade in San Francisco, obviously. So your liberal fag parents were like oh you think that's you think that's an appropriate costume? Go live there. You know what we're sending you off. Go live there. So is cigarettes at the store. You're a

Cherokee now. Your mom's dressed like a construction worker your dad's dressed like a like a sailor. Yep. Yeah. Both my parents were gay men. Yeah. Well then that makes sense. I thought you were saying they were a YMCA together. It's so funny. That's what I was meant. Yeah. Yeah It's so funny Trump song is the having sex in a shower song. It's so sick When I saw Trump play and fucking Philadelphia He did YMCA twice like bookended his set with YMCA And it's like it was electric. Well, no one knows how to do it I don't even know how to do it.

Like the dance. It's actually very clever. What Trump does with those is he's like remember the early 80s. And so he's like kind of creating this idea that like is this Reagan? It's not at all. No. But when he does with the Make America Great Again thing, he's just like, he's trying to make you think he's Ronald Reagan.

Well, or Donald Trump in the 80s when he was a big right? Yeah, who was friends with Ronald Reagan That might just be like the last kind of time. He listened to music. It probably is. Yeah, that's not true Didn't he like pardon boozy? Yeah, right yeah He does have like a relationship with rappers that other other like biden just does not have they love yeah biden only knows black people from like corn pop like looney tunes cartoons back in the races yeah yeah yeah yeah cold black the seven dwarves yeah all those. I'm friends with all of them. You know, the brothers wearing zoot suits.

Yeah, the three crows. They got a big old chain hanging. They got a song, and it's about the South. I mean, it's just, well, Biden's experience with corn pop. When corn pop was real, that's when I was like, Biden is going to win. Like, he's's gonna be president Did I just remember watching the initial video and it's like such a boring story? That no the story is crazy the story about him going to the pool. No the story is he's a lifeguard He's like a calm down the guy's like I'm gonna beat your ass and then he walks out and the guy doesn't beat his ass

He doesn't beat his ass No, but he said that he's a brush he used to brush his the hairs on his legs No, I'm gonna brush the knife against the curb to make it rusty. Yeah, and in a barrel Yeah, he put it in a barrel so it rusted but they didn't stab Joe Biden with the knife. That's the thing It's like these guys had a scary weapon that they didn't think about the corn pop video Was that he was talking to little black kids in bikinis. He was talking to like eight-year-old kids Yeah, yeah, and they were like bored and confused. Yeah. He's like telling some sort of rambling story about like, yeah,

about like a, like a, like a prison punk in the 1950s. Yeah. And he's, he's sitting in that, like, there's that picture of Biden. It's actually magnificent of him sitting like in the lifeguard chair, kind of like happy. And all these like kind of like eight-year-old black kids like sort of looking up at him, kind of confused. Why don't we do that with like wheelchairs? Why isn't there any tricked out wheelchairs

where you're like up super high? Sometimes, oh yeah, like make them like two stories. Oh, like a monster truck? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, sometimes you see like and interestingly enough oftentimes crackheads Will have like wheelchairs with like a lot of accoutrements on it

Yeah, it fitted out and speak all kinds of shit like bags hanging from him and stuff Oh, like you never really see they show so put sometimes put them on if I was like rich and I had to be in a Wheelchair put me on a horse Mm-hmm. Make me go through everywhere on a fucking horse. I would say turn me into the black guy from twist of metal Yeah arms are yeah. Yeah, yeah, pretty good axle. Yeah, yeah, he was great Actually kind of sucked like in the game. I mean sweet tooth is the only good one the clown clown and then the motorcycle guys good What is that? Is that the Grim Reaper kind of guy? Was named mr. Grim, but his head is a skull. He's more like that like Ghost Rider. Yeah, Ghost Rider. Yeah

Yeah, I loved axle though. Yeah, and there was like everyone else I feel like was just like a guy in a car, but that axle was in pain. He had to be there Yeah, yeah, that's the only job he could get yeah, I don't remember too much of the lore me either I think they made a show recently Or something watching that not me yeah, I'm watching fucking smart Mark Fisher yeah, they would do a thing where sweet tooth like he had a dad and then the guy that ran the tournament There's a guy named Calypso that runs the Calisted... Calypso, he was like the devil. Yeah, he's like, and he runs the Twisted Metal Tournament.

But then it's like, sometimes Sweet Tooth is Calypso, sometimes that's his dad, sometimes they're each other's dad. It's like, it's confusing. Sometimes he has five dads. Yeah, sometimes the cab driver is his son. Oh, there was the cab driver too. Yeah, yellow jacket. Wow, I know, it's not... I think that was his name. Beyond, there's the cab driver too. Yeah, yellow jacket Wow, I know that's I think that was beyond the reaches of my memory specter. That was one of the specter

Which one was that? warthog That was one. That's a bulb. Oh, no warthog was wasn't warthog was the Humvee. Oh Yeah, it was a Humvee. There was a truck You don't see too many of those anymore what those types of games humvees. Oh No, it's like a marker the 90s. Yeah, I'm seeing so many cyber trucks every day. They're multiplying them, too When you're driving is they take the entire lane. I'd love to get killed by one of those Just fucking flattened by a side. I have still seen more DeLorean's

than I've seen Cybertruck's the guy in my neighborhood who drives around a DeLorean yeah give it a rest yeah it feels very like in our neighborhood you have like a YouTube show that does like retro video games yeah yeah yeah I'm like all right I get it was in a movie but we don't got to do that the wing

doors yeah plenty of cars with wing doors these now yeah it's nothing special, right? You can get that on any car. I can get that a Corolla. Yeah Yeah, well we had the Lambo doors that black guys get installed on like a fucking like unlike a Like a rebad like a fake escalator If I had a car which I don't know how to drive, nor do I own a car, but like- You never learned? I feel like if I needed to do it, I'll get it. You don't watch sports, you don't know

how to drive. Yeah, correct. Well, I would watch sports. Like, if I watch sports, I know what's going on. For the commercials, like a girl. Yeah, I love commercials. But like, I feel like if I had to be in a situation where I was forced to drive I could figure it out. I feel like at your age. It would be like terrifying Could you imagine because I feel like at 16 years like kind of fearless? Yeah Yeah, yeah, my dad let me drive when I was 13 He let we were in Mexico He let me drive the car and I drove straight into a bush and they yelled at me

So you're never you're never getting your license It was like a moment where I'm like, this is like father-son bonding It was really special and then I just fucked it up I knew I should have fucking taking you to see a prostitute instead Yeah, all my one all my Latin friends dads did that for them. Yeah, that's how well they all had uncles that would take them I know that molested them No No

they that would take them to a whorehouse and literally every single one of them cried and didn't do it because they were like Yeah, oh my father I would do that with my I find a daughter I would do that 13 I would take her to a bunch of men the fucker Jesus Christ. I'm like you're a woman now You're a woman you're gonna thank me later. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this is Don't be a pussy Don't be a pussy you gotta everyone at school is gonna be jealous of you and they found out you lost your virginity you lost Fuck it's so cool. Yeah, you're like in college. I'm a fucking 20 year old guy. I'm a cool dad I'm one of those cool. Yeah, I'm a cool. I'm with it. I'm cool. Let's do a little coke

Who do coke with their I don't like that either Yeah, people do dad. So their parents. It's like that's that's like nasty happen. I've been fascinated by I already mentioned it This is now because we're preording this, but that YouTube lawyer guy. He's incredible. Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, I've only like, sort of followed it. I know, I saw the guy during the Kyle Rittenhouse trial. That was like, my first time I became aware of who he was,

and I'm like, OK, he's sort of in this world or whatever but I just saw like a like a clip of Him explaining his drinking and then it cuts to what he is now Which he's got to be doing something else. He's like Giving drugs to like his kids. Yeah, the kids tested positive for cocaine You know, I'm giving cocaine to his children. It's a test positive I think it's like 48 hours. I think you like piss out coke. I think weed you have for like a week Yeah

And he got a rest doing bumps. Yeah, you got arrested police came to his house. Who is this guy though? Tell me like it's like rickety law or something Nick Rikita rickety is he one of those like I got my client out name is that Hungarian? rick-a-da rick-a-da It's like some it's like a central European country that doesn't see I think it might be hungarian Slovakian. Yeah, or like croat Rick-a-da rick-a-da it's like rick-a-da, but it's like yeah, no idea But he yeah, he was given he he was given bumps to, to the, to his young children. You gotta be careful, because I imagine that guy is desperate to sue anybody.

Let's hope he doesn't have the funds. Yeah. Because I think he's, I think there's a lot of people probably talking about his court case. This is all alleged. None of this is, and he hasn't been, he hasn't been convicted. Yeah, if I was that guy, I would be like, just fucking fucking watching every show hoping somebody gets one minor detail wrong Yeah, and just so you can file some kind of nuisance. Oh, this is the guy. Yeah What do you do now? I? Mean it's great. He had this and nothing go to there was nothing like a cute that happened

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That's what my parents said, brush your teeth Yeah, I Breaker Morant was You know those were the first concentration camps Were in the Boer war not good enough They did not good job bum concentration. You ever see that movie Breaker Morant. No, it's great. What is it? It's a story. You know the story Breaker Morant is that not an Australian so that during the I think the second War they had

Australian fucking I guess they're like the guys that wear the dumb like yeah So whatever that part of the Australian army was you know they were out in you know They're experiencing guerrilla warfare for the first time So some captain got fucking killed so as revenge the This guy breaker Morant goes and kills a bunch of POWs just executes them just excuse them and Like there was outrage because it's a war crime and so Kitchener was like look you got to fucking try these guys So we have some semblance because they're Australian. He wasn't trying British soldiers trying Australian. So that's all right. Yeah, and

so Because they were Australian, he wasn't trying British soldiers, he was trying Australian soldiers. So it's alright, yeah. And, uh, so, then, yeah, there was a trial, and then, you know, they're found guilty and they're shot. That's the movie? That's the movie, yeah. I would love to be that guy's defense lawyer. But in Australia, they were like... Heroes. Yeah, heroes, yeah. Well, it's... Like, listen, you know, you go out there, you gotta wear the goofy hat.

There's no way to like... You can't fucking commit war crimes against other white people. It's, but I will say back then... That's our business, like leave us... But back then, if you got caught for something like that, like you're in Africa. You're so far from like the newspaper. And you get caught doing that, that's your bad. You know what I mean?

Back then, like killing like the boars, like killing boar POWs, like if you get caught from that, that just means someone you're supposed to be friends with is fucking tattletales, you know? Like you could do anything Like before like 70 years ago, and you speak I wasn't there. Yeah, you know what are you talking about? About to sneeze oh so wait before we read the Promo code sway for that sneeze okay?

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You hit the big one, and then you got a gun. I didn't really ever see that. The actual game of marbles to me seemed like secondary to having some balls it's I don't like I don't understand what the If you want it, it makes me think of the beginning of men in black or the end. Oh, yeah When the aliens are playing and it's the universe is inside of marbles Yeah, so how they knew the game too Somehow they also lived in the Lower East Side in 1920 we put those in socks and beat the shit out of kids who wouldn't

Experiment with gay stuff with us. Yeah, San Francisco. Yeah We're all gonna fucking jack off and look at each other doing it. Yeah, you don't want to come it is a crazy city Yeah, what? I Will I grew I'm not I'm from outside the city. I don't know, David, are you at all? I know, East Bay? Here's my follow up to that.

Oh, Alcatraz? I'm from Alcatraz. So you run a conspiracy theory style podcast? So do the guys die when they swim away? No, they got away. They got away. It's not that far.

It's cold though. I know, but it's not that far. You could swim there? And back then people were used to being cold. And they found some of their effects on Angel Island. Exactly. They went to Angel Island? Yeah.

Now that place is nice. Yeah. That place is nice. I went to the Palace of Fine Arts. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful city. I liked it before you did Adam. No No, where else did you stay? I actually went there first. I stayed at the

Stanford Court, which is a hotel mostly at the top of a hill which is why I like it. Which hill? Yeah, Russian Hill? I have no idea. That's this this this 49 hills. It's all hills. And that's why it's the 49ers San Francisco was like the only city I saw like where I could comprehend until I was like a teenager And I went to LA and I didn't understand it's like all flat There's some there's those Fed the famous Hollywood Hills, but like I didn't understand why the city was just like You know like a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's what did that do for you? It's just nothing for me, but it's I like you went to LA when you were like

Skid Row run away. I like it. I like the dist on how'd you get down there? And it's it's it's funny cuz San Francisco, you know Like the internet will make you think that it's like overrun with homeless people just in the crackhead zone Well, it's like yeah, it's like if Portland is like that you go to Portland and Portland is a shithole It's just got a shithole before the crackheads. I hate Portland more than anywhere else in fuck my least favorite city in the world. Portland's one of the worst cities. There's what's what? Oh, people are like, oh, the nature's good. That's nothing to do with the city of Portland.

That's just go enjoy the nature. That's the opposite of the city. That applies to every other place in fucking Oregon. Yes, yes, it's great. It looks as beautiful as the rest of Oregon. Except it's just got the worst human beings on earth and then crack heads on top of that. Yeah, horrible I told you that story. I was driving with Blake Blake moved to Portland briefly Oh, yeah, and we're sitting at an intersection. It took me a while for it to like register my head We're sitting at an intersection drive back to his house

He's driving and there's a hill and there's like an encampment at the top of the hill the tent You know they have all their shit outside of the tent and And he's like, man, it's fucked up. There's a 15-year-old girl who lives in that tent. And then we continue driving. That was it. Well, it took me a while. I'm like, why do you know that? From the crack-smoking circuit.

Why do you know that there's a child that lives in that tent? Unless something bad happened. Just as a sentence? Yeah. Just as a, oh, yeah. Can he tell you? You're 42 42 years old you shouldn't know that Maybe you can just tell she's 15 Blake is Blake is a legend. Yes. He's a good. He could be 10 in the crack I think he's in Philly no. Oh he left another bump. No Philly's great. It's alright. Philly's a great

So is great. I just don't really like the attitude there isn't an attitude. What do you mean nice? Every time I've done something there people have been drunk to the point where I'm like this isn't you need to They might not like you. That's why I know but you go you go to communist circles in West Philly probably There isn't the Philly DSA is the least gay of all I remember that being the thing but I They don't even allow any yeah, yeah San Francisco though is fantastic. It just sucks to live there now It's yeah, they have self-driving ubers and so crazy those fucking the way Those yeah way most they're everywhere we go the weekers drive. Yeah, they should be remote pile. They fell off

They've kind of come back with the serious stuff. We hear they're back in the new thing. We hear they're pissed at Palestine They're like they're taking all the attention. I definitely think so. I feel like Ukrainians are like fuck Gaza Well, yeah, everyone felt so bad for us We were we got the thing is the Ukrainians they were kind of pissed at Israel because like when when they started like flattening Gaza You know like we need more shells and the Ukrainians like they're taking a fight against other people And the u.s. Like we got to give them shells to like kill these kids I'm sorry like they need the shell we'll give them the shell these kids Oh, they have like you guys have like the Ukrainian parts of Manhattan

But like the Jews kind of like a lot they got some money. So we're gonna send them the shells first Yeah, and then we'll send Ukraine like the rest of the shells. Yeah, but yeah, you got to think this is that war Just gonna go on forever. I thought Trump was gonna end it I feel like Trump's gonna take like pull the funding and then it's gonna even with the funding pulled it's like it feels like that war will just go on forever at this point I think it's sunk cost right yeah like half your guys died so you kind of can't just be like okay I guess we're right yeah you know you got to keep going you got to keep going and nobody's gonna make any

progress it's a no I think the Russians are gonna eventually just grind them down, but then up to what end exactly It's like what are they gonna take over Kiev? I feel like people forgot about the war completely like how many people have died in that war. Oh, it's a crazy It's like a crazy about the fucking it's the more Russians have died in that war. I think then Americans died in World War two. No, yeah, well, not that many Americans died in World War two no yeah well not that many Americans that in world war yeah we were there for ten hundred that one the European theater right no I think I'll tell it all total yeah totaled so more Russians have died in the Ukraine war than Americans died in World War

two dude some of the you see the Russians died in World War two they'd like so we lost 400 thousand 20 20 That was 20. 20 million people. 20 million. Solid just- 100,000? 700,000. Jesus Christ. I don't think that number's right though. Where'd you get that from fucking- They're saying-

You gotta discount it a little bit, but there's probably more than 400,000. Yeah, we killed 700,000 of them. Yeah. But they can always get more. And let's talk for him too, because he's like, I'm Jewish. I know. He's like the one- Well, now they got the Mexican lady, but they can always get more and let's talk for him too cuz he's like I'm Jewish I know he's like well now they got the Mexican lady, but like yeah Yeah But they got like like when they're giving Israel the shells he must be like shine Bob that's so funny Why is that funny? What's so funny about that?

Don't laugh with can you imagine an African Jewish president like can only dream one can draw a stern Like happy Hanukkah to it I'm surprised. We don't like like spawn out there because the diamond mines Well, I think we would just crawl out of those a lot of people. Have you see I started that clip today I shouldn't show Nick It's bad what Nick Nick already hates us, but this will this will bring no he likes anybody He likes us he likes us I don't hate anybody. First of all hates a very There's very few James Carville. I told you, that's probably it.

That's just a James Carville. Just James Carville. Is he Jewish? No. Of course not. No. He's like an inbred Louisiana worm. Yeah, they don't make us like that. He came out of the fucking soil. He really looks crazy. He's the son of the soil.

Yeah, the overseer... James Carville, son of the soil. The overseer pulled out while raping a slave in 1850 and the seed landed in the soil He really does James Carville was born out of came out of a corn husk. Yeah, right exactly Yeah, earthworm Jim ass motherfucker. They have Chinese Jews. Why can't they have I have the Ethiopian Yeah, but that's not it. They don't we need a West. They don't have Chinese Jews The Jewish guy goes over there and he's like Maybe and then he fucks a Chinese lady and they're like and then they're like this is our Jewish

Cargo, but then that's the end of the line for there. They're not going on and doing anything No, there's a thousand you don't know about this the Kaifeng Jews During the Marco Polo kind of era some Jew went over there in Shanghai, right? Yeah, it was like I have this I can show you something that will make you very rich In the future and he made like a thousand Jew or he made some number of Jews made a thousand I don't know how he made oh, I don't know why anyone would convert to Judaism Okay, but you know, I found out something recently most

European Jews are not ethnically Judean. Yeah, like like that has been hanging out with the black Israel no no no like like literally the people areians the people that were expelled like 2,000 years ago yeah like for the most part are not ethnically connected like there had to have been like forced conversions in like you know over the years I cannot understand I cannot understand The Kazarian theory is that what you're saying? No the Kazarian theory is like Well that was that the elites converted to Judaism

I watched a lot of Candace Owens That would be a good move If you were in charge of like a despotic regime And you're like look things are We did the numbers and we're gonna be Overthrown in like fucking six weeks Yeah, be like let's all convert to Judaism. I think it actually is genuinely a good move It is like when when the rebels took Aleppo

Asad should have gone on the for home the horn with all of his like top guys and be like Jew like you got to get to we got to get a rabbi here like if we turn Jew you got to get a moil here Yeah, we Maybe Muslims might circumcise. I think the Al Assad and James Carville are the same race Lanky yeah, just sort of where is the size have they found him? He's in Louisiana Looking at the Superdome. Yeah He's gonna run for Congress in Louisiana, he's driving a streetcar with Carville Opposite ends he's playing horn

He should get into jazz, but yeah, I mean it's like the bizarre thing is like there was a tribe and they like converted to Judaism and then it was like that was the Jews of Europe were just like these like Eastern peoples that kind of like came in like kind of like weak Mongols and just like spread in effective Mongols well effective but just not really really a warrior they're more like Zoroastrians than Jews on earth there's so many religions that are having a higher population yeah yeah I know it's just a it's a blip but we don't have any like outsize power no like our numbers like I think it's

commensurate like what 14 million Jews yeah they haven't done we haven't like we've been I think we've no key I think we've kept it low-key we've kind of known our place in the world and we haven't done anything yeah and so it's like yeah like okay there's what I were just around yeah we're just hanging we're just around we're chilling yeah yeah we don't do anything yeah you didn't realize that we're not from there well it's I know I didn't really know I didn't look at you Adam I not that like we're not Middle Eastern but yeah like obviously like

yeah that we're not we're like Ethnically not tied to the Judeans now expelt. No, we're just uglier looking Russian yes Look like them but with curly or you have curly. I don't have curly hair. Yeah, I just look normal my dad I'm white passing my bed my friend growing up was a Jew but he was redheaded and he's my dad when we were like There's a munchkin. That's what the term is now. Yeah, well in in wicked and makes on We were talking place midgets with Sorry the little people. Thank you. Yeah, which whatever I mean my dad how is dwarves, okay? I

Don't know if it is a trite argument? I don't know if dwarf is okay. And this is a trite argument. I don't know if dwarf is okay. It is. I can call them dwarfs? The actual disease is called dwarfism. I know that, but can I call you a dwarf if you are one? Yes.

I do- Well, because some people are just fucked up and short. Uh. They're legally midgets, but they're not dwarfs yeah yeah dwarfism and there's two types I learned all this from watching the seven little Johnston's what it's a show it's a show about a dwarf family what are the two types right there's like the verandroyer the fame that yeah he has it's called like and then the falloponis's dwarfism yeah, he's an orchid. Yeah, and

There's a flower. There's other types where it's like osteoporosis My I thought I might have said on the show before but my idea was for has Bella to start doing an only fans Yeah, and sell that to legal to pedophiles legally fans yeah and sell that to legal to pedophiles legally but I like has below is like that it's like they look he looks like a baby where somebody like what the fucking Game of Thrones guy he looks like an older man or head is is a type that's the game of are those two different types though I think they are yeah I'd way rather be this is the Gary Coleman type yeah yeah yeah where you're

kind of like you've got Ben called that black boy And they're always messing it up for the other dwarfs just trying to have a good time. Yeah Yeah, like the classic Chris Rock, but you can't call it midgets is fucked up, but that sounds like Like that sounds like a legal term it does But you can't you just little people that seems seems, and that's, we don't. That's one of the mysteries of language. So you saw Wicked by yourself? No, this girlfriend.

Yeah, I went to go see Wicked, yeah. We were talking today about going to see it without our girlfriends. I said, I said it was, I said it was, it's not bad, it's good. It's good? Yeah, Nick liked it. If you go into it, know you're watching a musical

that's mostly for children, and you expect that, it's good, you know? Yeah. With the support. Ben Shapiro did like an Adams whole thing now a full review loved it What but you didn't love it? You just like it's just good. Yeah, I probably never watch it Yeah, did you cry no, there's nothing to cry about He cried What is there to cry about in the movie? I've never seen it. He cried call me by your name. It's songs and dancing and like... It seems like a joyous thing.

Yeah, there's nothing. It's a fun movie. Should we go see it after this? Only because our girlfriends want to see it. My girlfriend doesn't want to see it. Oh, my girlfriend wants to see it. Wicked? We should treat her right. If I was like, yeah, Brace and I raise. You sound wicked. me and the boys

Just like just like just be like, oh fuck I saw just not even mention it. I saw it. Yeah Alamo draft it was okay. Yeah, it's fine. I almost ruined it singing. We're just bored Hate it go back to Austin get the fuck out put a normal movie theater in there Yeah, give me some space to jack off in here. Yeah, I don't I don't like that I don't like the lion down in there. I don't like anything I want to be I want to go excuse me excuse me when I pass by people Yeah, and I want the big old I want I want popcorn tastes like shit Yeah, I spill everywhere you know leave it everywhere make a big mess. I want a big old girl yelling at the screen I'm yelling at the screen. I'm talking on the phone in there. I want to take calls

It's like if you had to go see a movie on reddit, that's what the draft house yeah Yeah, yeah, like a stream guys kind of thing. Yes what I hate talking in the movie. We have the sanity of the film zone shut up Yeah, yeah, you shut up. They're talking the movie. Why can't I talk in real life? Yeah, it's racist Yeah, I just don't understand so he can talk even though he's not even here I might be rude to the guy who made this movie two years ago. You know what they're saying I'm really trying to Concentrate on wicked the musical about the musical about the Wizard of Oz. And if somebody dares to quietly answer their cell phone, not only am I going to blow that

way out of proportion, I'm going to have to go home and talk about it online. I'm going to have to tell people and look for a validation. Yeah. Like I say they're not as good, they're not, this person is not as good at watching movies as I am. I'm like Instagram stories too loud. I'm really good at watching movies. That's why I despise when people talk during movie and interrupt my serious movie watching is that my breasts get bigger and bigger from popcorn. Yeah, my male breasts. Yeah. Yeah, my gynocomastia Dude let me fucking sometimes the movie's boring. There's a lull. There's just a bunch of dialogue. Let me watch Instagram stories Yeah, right. Let me see what city squeeze on there so she can be on screen, but she can't be on my phone at the same time She's the good dude. I just what she's beautiful. She's so hot. She's beautiful. Yeah

Yeah, I didn't comment that on her post today, but I sure though. It's insane how beautiful city Sweeney is she? I wanted to comment yo you in New York, right? I Want to leave I want to send her a message or leave her a comment Yeah, and I can't do that. I have to wait until after I'm gonna forget I want to do text to talk to you look beautiful It's just ridiculous all the rules that we have is it because it's not illegal to talk in the movie also the draft house Have you seen their other rules? What no sagging? No do rags? They had a dress code those sports jerseys. You have to wear like an oversized Quentin Tarantino t-shirt

So no talking but also no do rags. What do you what are they? Interesting interesting. Yeah, it's interesting the way they present that it's like lieutenant wharf here to tell you to pull up your pants Yeah, like Chris like if it was like warf is the coolest black guy it was Hitler's movie theater. Yeah, and it's like get your Fucking pants I could be okay with that because it's like a nerd. Yeah, you know it's like oh you're ruining weird science By being black exactly Levar Burton here. Oh Weekend and your blackness is ruining. Yeah, it's way on a weekend and your blackness is ruining Yeah, it's like these are you like, you know how black guys are always ruining. It's like screenings of the Rockies or pictures It's all the police. That's what exactly that's what it is. It's true. It's Karen ass institution. Yeah. Yeah, I hate it

I hate it. I go in there. I take my fucking shirt off. I take my fucking cell phone out I'm gonna start bringing them at home Louis to the drive I'm gonna get Louis drunk and bring him to the draft house Several nights a week. Uh-huh. It's all an incident. Unleash him. So he fights. Yeah Yeah, it is rude that they cuz it's like if they want us not to do those things They told me I couldn't pennyboard through the theater and then that would lead to something. They should have Congress make it illegal But it's not illegal I know which is good. It's good, but put it in a bill. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I like to go

And I just yeah, I take calls Yeah Take shit off. Mm-hmm. I make myself at home. Yeah, I Like to let my I'm sitting next to my girlfriend and say it's. It's work and I get on the the aisle of the movie theater I'm like, what's up, baby? No, I'm not doing anything Cheating in the movies. I do that a restaurant recently. He was like waiting with a girl. He saw him cheat and he was like They were being seated and he's like it's work. It's working. He's like, hey, baby, but so no, I'm not doing shit

Yeah, that's And I and I called the police I called the police. That should be a little Trump should make it should be illegal. It should be I saw us I I was a target. Uh-huh I was like an aisle over and I could just hear this lady and she's like the fuck are you looking at? It's always no no kids having bitches looking. It's always no kid, you ain't never drop no seed out your pussy. So I'm talking to you the way your mama should have talked to you, right?

It's like she's in an argument. It's such a random thing to say. She's in an argument with somebody. That doesn't have kids? It seems like it's a woman that's not parenting correctly and she's had an interaction with somebody saying like, you know, maybe she hit her kid or something. Yeah, stop hitting your kid.

And somebody, yeah, and so. That is the child abuse target, the Atlantic Terminal. I couldn't see it. You know, maybe she hit her kid or so. Yeah, stop hitting your kid somebody. Yeah, and so that is alright Whatever that is the child abuse target the Atlantic. I don't see it. Yeah, I couldn't see I've seen kids get hit No, I couldn't see it right, but I continue shopping. I'm like on the other side of the store now. It's five minutes later Isle over what the fuck you looking at? It's like you ain't you ain't got no damn kids. She's still doing it, right? So now it's like is this a crazy person I'm I just having like the same argument the kids no I don't hear the kid at all so it's like oh, this is a crazy person having the same invisible argument over and over yeah

Right one more time it happens still I happen to just be an aisle away, and I'm like yeah It's a crazy person. That's you know I'm waiting in line to check out then I see the lady she'll see you know she's not yelling at me she's got a stroller with a baby in it and she doesn't have a shopping cart so the baby is just buried under all of her I'm gonna let her parent. I'm gonna let that lady parent Cuz I So people are staring at her she's like what you ain't got no damn kids What was so funny cuz it was such a cute little baby, but it was just being squished by a case of Mountain Dew. It was heavy.

Yeah. It was all stacked up all high, but then with a hole for the head. I learned a really long time ago, when I was a young teenager, that if you tell someone to stop hitting their kids, they'll kill the word they'll kill you Yeah, people are getting really I had that happen I was on the train like ten years ago and there was a there was a lady like choke slamming her mentally disabled like ten Year old against the window and he's like, oh

It's like, you know disabled. I mean it was like radio Yeah, she's like and then calling him the n-word and being like shut the fuck up which is very funny I mean I get like she hit her well just calling him the n-word that's crazy yeah it's crazy and like you know and so I just I was like you know I went up and I was like lady you know and she's like what she started screaming at me and she's like you want fucking do something I'm like no just like I want to do anything Let's just chill out here, you know, and then I don't know she yelled at me for like fucking ten minutes And eventually you're making him more. Yeah, right and then she got on the phone with some guy and she was like come get your fucking son

I don't care. I'll go to jail or whatever But yeah, it was like yeah, I guess maybe I prevented that kid from being choked for five five You bet she's banking it. Yeah But you're yeah, I told it late in the bus in San Francisco I was like 13 not to hit her kid, which I was like also kind of a child at the time Yeah, you're precocious. She just started fucking going after I had to get off the bus because you started charging at me I was like, all right, you really you just want to hit this maybe it feels great to do yeah That's the thing is like I don't know

Your parents are you I got like smacked in the ass and stuff I got Yeah, yeah like during it was like light like BDSM. Yeah, but like no like I would get spooned in the ass I'll get the ball guy No, like I would get spooned in the ass. Yeah, I'll get the ball gag. Exactly. Show them the slapjack. Where is it? They got the slapjack.

Where do you even get that? At like a spy store? Does it hurt? Hit his thigh with it. No, it's scary. Adam, move your hand. It's not ISIS, dude. Hi. Ah! Move your hands not Isis dude I got it right. I showed you fucking no, I showed you my down. I showed you my Billy club

Where do they what kind of cops have that keystone style? No, it's for private detectives. It's for gum shoes Yeah, you could they hit you in the back of the hat you oh yeah, you got scared on that one. I don't want it You $30 are you having your fucking money? Are you having your fucking flashbacks? Ouchie ouchie he didn't like that it hurts ouchie bad, but I can take it I'm gonna get so much pussy off of going to Iraq. Ouch. Stop it. No, you can't have it. You're going to break the leather. I'm Israel. Do you feel like you lost kind of?

No, I'm a neutral arbiter. Okay. Oh yeah. He doesn't care anymore. I'm a mercenary. Oh yeah. No, my guys kind of were left out of the whole equation. Yeah. Like it all happened around them. You're in the girl one, right?

Well, there was girls there. Yeah, that's so was it a girl. Was it like a dare? Was our other like Starship troopers? No. No one like that. It was like that. It wasn't Denise Richards, you don't shower Is there I don't know maybe a hose Italy's you they don't have shower Well, they have them somewhere, but not where I was Your ass they have a lot of barbers. It's mostly barbers. They have toilet paper. They all got all that hair What do you mean? Oh those although they have to do that? That's a religious thing What I ever say they shave the mustache they can They can't yeah they're allowed to trim the mustache.

Amazing. They can only trim the mustache. And then the British did the opposite. They just had, well our guys all had mustaches and I tried to grow one I can't do it. I really just can't. I don't have any. Well you got a very small upper lip area. I do yeah.

It's not the. It's a thin one. I can only grow a pencil mustache. Yeah it's like an eyebrow basically um but Make a movie right of the brace movie with the little guy from Game of Thrones, right? Sydney Sweeney Sweeney is one of the girls from the shower She's great Syria itself. Yeah, she's tied down to the ground or the Syria Yeah, she's tied down to the ground. They've written Syria on her stuff. Yeah, yeah. It was like an excuse. Like she's being assaulted by a bunch of different

should I just comment? Yo, you're in the city. Yeah. Just building yourself up for that. Trying to get you up. It's like 18,000 comments. Funny thing. You're right to do it. You're you in the city yeah. Nick and I went to the Union Square. She was handing out waters and Nick made me like a you made me a business card. It was like right when we were starting the show. Yeah and like Adam Adam Ginsburg our old editor was like yeah Sydney Sweeney's handing out waters. He's like yeah maybe I get a chance. He's here waters yeah yeah and so Nick like just it's like he's like fucking like it's so serious. He's like get the fuck up out of This card we're going it's I want to find the picture of the business card

But I went up to her and I handed it to her and she was like, I think she thought I was mentally She was like disgusted. So Sidney Sweeney has actually been disgusted by Adam. I just want a second shot at love. That's incredible I'll show you the picture. Why was she? here water? She's kind of busted in real life She's kind of busted Yeah, I don't know she looks fat to me nah in real life. I wouldn't fuck her. Yeah, nah nah trash honestly No, no, no, I actually like really don't appreciate you saying stuff like that. I'm kidding you but Sydney. I'm kidding so beautiful In real life she's a horse Why was she in here waters?

Because they paid her probably a thousand people in line. Yeah, I'd be crawling on my hands and knees Thousand people in line. Yeah, I'd be crawling on my hands and knees Licking her kneecaps. I said, let me know when it's whoopie Goldberg. Yeah, Nick stood it like he made me wait in line We go whoopie Goldberg's breastfeeding people in Union Square It's a hot summer I got free breast milk for anyone who's wearing the world's biggest sunglasses Yeah, yeah, she's like a vice an afghan on but they've cut a hole out where nipple is and you think it's her knee, but it's just Saggy saggy all the way down here. Yeah, yeah She's gonna help yourself brought to you by the New York City Parks Department You have to go down on like one of those boards you go underneath

Yeah, he's like we'd like to thank sister Goldberg For bringing milk to the denizens of this fine Stylish city well he's vegan But I guess milk is human breast milk. I think that it's vegan. We're good to do that. Yeah, that's probably Your logic. You're allowed to have fucking human here what kind of vegan is like oh I don't breastfeed I guess because they consented they consented business card he wrote and then he took these pictures of me I'm like standing next to the oh there she is there she is yeah she's gorgeous she's

so hot and then Here's me heading her the card she like literally thought I was mentally retarded Really yeah, she's a smile isn't great. You couldn't make eye contact with her. Okay, so you just stood back Because you didn't want to like she might freak out if she saw you yeah Do you look I would come off like fucking Travis Bickle exactly walked up to that that's it that there's chemistry I think a little bit you're not even look you're looking literally the opposite direction chemistry is the chemistry is rohipenol that's yes well chemistry I try to give her I try to give her a drink too yeah you try to give her a drink yeah Rufelin chemistry is like usually when two people make a connection, but it seems like there you're afraid to look at her.

Oh yeah, here's her holding the card. Now she feels like I'm a dater. Look at the face she's making. Just like, huh. Yeah, she looks disgusting. It's like you're doing something when your idiot son shows you a sculpture. She thought I was mentally retarded. You know what this looks exactly like?

What? It looks like the picture that got al franken canceled It does look like my hand is about to touch exactly like the al franken cancellation photo Yeah, yeah the fans that let's get me canceled It's me my girl ex Sydney the SS I love her yeah love her beautiful you know she was 16 back then no she wasn't yeah she was she wasn't she was no she's 20 now no she wasn't dude no she wasn't shut the fuck up dude so you're a strike nine strike younger yes yes a dial

now now wait now I hold his younger yes yes younger now look at the she's looking away from you're looking directly at her. She can't even look at you. Yeah. This this fucking other Jewish pedophile coming up to me on the streets. You see that we pan to the rest of the line. It's all the way down. Hi Sydney. I've got an internet radio show We'd love to have you mine mine's in my name's Adam wine And I've got a radio Great in a should you post it on Instagram like for what what do you want from that Adam?

Just you want some people do you want people to hard it? Yeah, post it and tag Sydney Sweeney. A tagger. Yeah, a tagger. She's probably got tags open. Oh yeah. She's just gonna hit that button. Just tributes. I have a girlfriend. You're fucking beautiful.

Your phone detects moisture when you fucking click on that tab. I'm gonna post it right now. Don't plug the charger in right now. The iPhone needs to dry off. Yeah. Save image. I'm gonna post it right now. Don't plug the charger in right now. The iPhone needs to dry off. Yeah, yeah. Save image. I'm just, like, Adam, I think that, like, if you think you have a shot with Sweeney. No, I have a girlfriend. Adam's more into Sydney Peeny.

Mm-hmm. Come on. That's an Australian man who's famous for not wearing pants. It's not funny. Yeah it is. I'm just looking at pictures of us and just remembering. You and you two? Or you and Sydney? There's only one picture me and Adam and it's at the hat store. No there's more more pictures I was just so happy to wear all those different hats. I have so many Only it was only we were new to New York City I know that there was like hat stores all over the place lids Well, not a lids, but they've got all these places that are like just like they sell like yeah like hats. Yeah

You love hats. Yeah, every time I see you you're wearing a hat. Yeah, he wears many hats, but you're not balding I know I just like hats do you think that it gives the impression that you're balding to people who don't I don't give A fuck I like wearing a hat. I like different kinds of hats. I respect that. What's your favorite? What kinds? Any guy really so funny if you started wearing like an old-timey hat like what like a top hat like a top hat I'm not like a bowler. I can use man kind of a tricorn I could see now you can't wear the new Z's because those are ruined by like no more punk New England No, not the Newsy hat but like the news man hat where it's like kind of like oh like a trilby with a trail That says press. Yeah, if you start wearing a trilby, I saw Carlos Valencia recently

And he's a comic but he's been wearing he's been because trilby's were hot in like 2004 Yes for like three weeks They're huge, and I think Carlos got one then and I can't remember if he was wearing one last time I saw him, but I think he had once he's still hanging on to that That's I respect that yeah, cuz those there was a lot of hats that like the early 2000s were big for hats Yeah, I remember my dad seeing a kid wearing a trilby and him saying faggot Yeah, and it was like rare for him. He's like I don't he's like I hate that It's like what why would you wear a hat like what a faggot there was guys wearing like the kind of like People were it's like what why would you wear a hat like what a faggot there was guys wearing like the kind of like

Fucking what's his name? Yeah, the Mountie hats for a little while to the bowl We call it Brent. Yeah, the rockin billwinkle hats like the wide brim ones I was like a mixologist women about 13 years ago took all the dumb hats for themselves Yeah, they did you know and then some black gay guys got in there? Yeah, they did you know and then some black gay guys got in there But there was a Carmen San Diego era where the women white women or gay men were fighting over who gets to be Carmen Territory over the hats and I think white women won Yeah Because the fatter ones the fatter ones took it and then you know use them in engagement photos That was a big one back then

Kind of like yeah, like a rel kind of one but now big sunglasses Canadian mountain giant sunglasses That's when women started wearing them. You couldn't even they were like in disguise Couldn't tell what they looked like. Yeah. No, I love hats You know what's a good type of newsie hat is like the one from the sting No, like a big big flop my dad used to wear those really really as Dad as a child no no no like that way you did drugs. He's like you wore like a big floppy Oh, that was big in the 70s. Yeah, yeah, that was like a crazy Why in the family stones style? There's not even like a like context where that looks good No, yeah, you look like fucking Heathcliff

Yeah, like you can look at what the old style hats they made sense in the time right like they went with everything else You're wearing with the big floppy thing you always look fucked up. You look like a dumbass Yeah, like an asshole dumbass no disrespect to my dad, but it's a tough hat You know he'd look at one of those Sydney Sweeney. Yes, she's Sweeney if she was wearing that She was wearing one of those like goofy like I'd be like oh, she's fun. Oh my god She's so funny a lighter side of Sydney. Mm-hmm God, I'm gonna see if Sydney Sweeney How did we get on this Sydney Sweeney thing? What is it? I was just thinking about I was just Brace and I were talking

About how like she's beautiful. They want to act like there's other kind of you know, how old we are now, right? I mean, this is like this is very much like, you know, I would love to get I mean this is like this is very much like you know I would love to get You know I love to get our edge Carmen Electra, I would also love to get a piece of karma I like I'll be honest with you. I met Carmen Electra kind of busted in real life Really yeah You're joking no in real. I know yeah tough one Carmen Electra. I'm googling her right now. Oh, she's beautiful This is what she looks like. Oh What's she looking like? She's looking good. We should be liking people our age like Lauren Bacall or yeah

or Faye Dunaway Really? Yeah, Rosario Dawson. Yeah, Raquel well, I did meet Rosario Dawson, I think the only famous beautiful woman I've ever met. Really? Yeah. She did not want to be around me at all. I really had to be like, please take it. I imagine she probably at this point looks like Jimmy Smits. No, she kind of looks... I realized later too, I actually had never seen a movie she'd been in. I just did a computer enhance age in my head and I got Jimmy Smith.

Computer enhance. Yeah, this got Jimmy Smith that's tough it'd be funny to go to go to that that Sydney Sweeney bottle signing or whatever that was Or just start making camera clicking noises. Computer. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- computer and look at her beautiful she looks at the same moon and shit? Like when you look up? Yeah when I look up. It's just like nice that like I'm looking up at that moon and she's looking up at that same bad moon. I always think about how other chicks are looking up at the moon when I look at it. I never look at the moon.

And also you never look at the moon? Unless it's doing something really cool. Like you know when sometimes the moon's like BLOW! Yeah it's like it's a blood moon or whatever. That's crazy. But I look at it every night. it's a blood moon or whatever. That's crazy. But I look at it every night. When it gets bigger for some reason. That's fucked up.

I don't understand what's happening. I think we're closer or it's closer. But it's gotta be like twice as close as it normally is. Sometimes it's huge. And it happens like, it's just like, okay today. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. You know, it's like, what the fuck is going on?

How fast is it? They should put amber alerts telling us Why I don't all of our girlfriends pussies are connected to that or so that doesn't even it makes It's the cycles what are they talking about I look at the moon every single night because it's crazy There's a moon. Yeah, we have to destroy it. Yeah We have to let the waters flow because the moon is what keeps water in check Elon Musk is gonna go there And he's Mars as he wants to go to but I think I go to the start you have to start on the moon I feel like that seems like his I'm like you want to make a Mars base make a moon one first

Yeah, you make a moon base And then you just put an engine on the moon and drive the moon to Mars exactly and then you can you can bring more We just bring Mars closer. Yeah, we should Mars where the moon is how exactly and then you can you can bring more we just bring Mars closer Yeah, we should Mars where the moon is how do you do that like some sort of? Ion engines figure it out. Yeah So the stratosphere and things something with a stratosphere. Yeah, I would I've noticed that you'd probably do well up there No, I would know the idea of getting in a spaceship terrifies horrible I would like to die at sea

That would be cool, but dying in space no, but not in a submarine you'd like to die above yeah No, no submarine yeah like that seems to all the show You know shipwrecked and then I'm fucking just out in the ocean and getting sort of far. Yeah, right. Yeah, that's cool Yeah, I could I could go I could let I would let's go We're from this we're from the ocean. That's true back. Yeah, I thought we were from Africa Yeah, but before Africa we were in that's how we got to Europe. We had to go Africa Mmm, I got to Africa because we were like fish or something in the water and then we were like what? He said what is that a banana and then we came out of the yeah yeah to get banana yeah and

then we just immediately start killing the boars mm-hmm but I I I would not like to die at sea but I'd like to die in view of the sea mmm like in a beautiful like a suicide pod facing the sea and now like an island. Yeah, you know with all of my There's no pleasant way to die really I Mean there's got to be OD. I think in battle is probably the only Way yeah, yeah, cuz he kind of got on top Yeah, that's why the adrenaline's rushing. like you're killing other people you're surrounded by death Ray says Brace it you have you have 23 confirmed kills though, right?

Yeah, did you kill anybody in Syria? I tried to feel bad. Do you feel bad? He said they all shot at a house and where there's like shoot at people and like it was like because we were fighting for like 300 meters away or whatever. That's not that far. It's kind of far really far. No, it's really far You can see you can still see you can see a person. No, I don't think I killed anybody. Okay But you could have yeah, I guess you feel bad about that. No, okay. All right. Who is the other guy? The other guy yeah, like the other side I see you there. You know how far I say Other side I see you there. You know how far I say Could have been Sydney Sydney I know if it was if I had actually killed city Sweeney and like a village in Syria

Did the government talk to you about that at all? Did they even like ask you they asked me to go? Yeah, no, I mean when you come back is the government they did they like took me aside and like it's not so it's not illegal Sure, but I mean like the government will talk to you about stuff that isn't illegal Yeah, and so they did they brought me into talk to you about stuff that isn't illegal. Yeah. And so they did. They brought me into an office. You can go online and be like, ah, man, I fucking hate Verizon and the FBI will come here and be like, oh, what are you going to do about it?

So what happened that you got? They brought you to a federal building? No, no, at the airport, they like brought me into like. At the TSA? That's it? No, he was like a guy. He like wasn't wearing the uniform. He was like a guy.

It was like, I think it was like Homeland Security. And it was just one time. No. He was like a guy. He like wasn't wearing the uniform. He was like a guy It was like I probably I think it was like homeless and it was just one time Yeah, I mean they've taken me aside at other times when I've flown like ask me questions But not related to Syria, but they took me aside and then they like asked me a bunch of questions Like like who are you with like? Did you ever shoot this? Do you have because it's illegal to use some kind of like RPGs and shit like that I think it's like illegal that is about specific like weapons in Turkey or Syria. Yeah, I just said I don't know I don't know I just acted like two IQ points dumber than I actually am and I just said I don't know for a long time

And then that's it. Yeah Cuz Obama's president, but they also like no Trump was president by then You know this president I went Trump was president trouble you get away with that crap. Well. He didn't really fully He was taking charge, but they like they like ask you a bunch of questions But it's not illegal and so the funny thing is though I did know another dude who went over there who is from the subcontinent And they like raided his house twice like the FBI like India parents house? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, but they like he's not from America

But like they like came to his house busted down the door asked his family all these questions And everyone I know in Europe got arrested at one point or another But in America if you fight for a non-state actor against another non-state actor, it's technically not illegal for a non-state actor against another non-state actor it's technically not illegal interesting oh yeah you weren't fighting for a foreign go so I can go Italy and just kill the mafia yeah it's legal yeah it's legal I think you could do it well that doesn't make any sense how is it not isn't it still murder yeah but they can't I mean they prove that you do you know I mean like if I went if I went to another country and killed somebody if a murder's legal I'd be like well

It's not he's not state but in war murders legal well No, I mean it's not I don't I don't know the I knew it at one point Yeah, but like if maybe if you have like footage of you killing somebody you could run into some problems there But like if you which I did nothing like I know things that I brought yeah I brought back a couple things, but not like I didn't have any footage of sand bag of sand soil growing new James Carville Syrian James Carville to rescue a solid would be awful

But I yeah, we've got to do is let Israel take as much land as they want. It's happening. It's crazy Yeah, you see Yeah, it's pretty awesome They'll take as much land as they want. It's happening. It's crazy. Yeah Yeah, it's pretty awesome. It's it may they were just and they're just going in there and they keep having this Jelani guy Come on be like yeah, there's no problem. Yeah, it's like it's all good. It's fine. Check it out guys. I got a blazer I love that the guys who don't like them are calling just Joolani Yeah, he is I say what is therenie. Yeah, it's very funny. Ju Lonnie is so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he is a... But it's like, what is there now? They're just, like if you're having to put up a screen for that in the media, you're like, look, I mean, come on.

They need to take stuff. Yeah. But the biting guys have like 10 minutes left, right? I know. There's not even a fake pretense, there's nothing There's nothing, because like, their whole thing, they bombed, like, Israel has bombed all of Syria's, like, hundreds of airstrikes in the past, like, week Yeah, yeah All of their, like, military stuff, probably a bunch of other shit, like, that they need to run a country, like, the passport office

But, like, Israel has just done a completely unrestricted bombing campaign on the new Syrian government or whatever and like the ground invasion is the most incredible thing cuz I'm like Well, what do you even do it? You're just driving tank Well, it's in case in case in case, you know, there's like you don't want you don't want like There could be a threat. Yeah, it could be a threat and then the people in power saying like nope. No threats here Yeah, so it's like what I don't No other country can do that There could be a threat. Yeah. There could be a threat. And then the people in power saying like, nope, no threats here. Yep. So it's like, I don't, no other country can do that. Turkey's kind of doing it too.

Yeah. Oh, but yeah, but we couldn't invade Canada and be like, well, just in case, just in case something bad happens. They might have something. Yeah. There might be people in Canada who don't like it. Well, I will say they do want to invade Mexico. Yeah. Yeah, to get be people in Canada who don't like well. I will say they do want to invade Mexico yeah, yeah to get the cartel yeah They're like we're gonna we're gonna send our guys boys in it's so I get like that sometimes

I'm like you know what well, maybe I'll illegally immigrate to South America You think you'll do it you'll go revert like you have the Panama I do it cuz I'm not necessarily an open borders guy you go down the dairy It's like it should cut both way if you want open borders, and it's got to cut both ways. Yeah, I can go to Veracruz I can own property. Yeah, I'll do whatever I get a job not taxes All right, that should be available to me. Yeah, and I'm not doing any paperwork. I'm not no paper. No, I get a passport I'm not doing anything. I want money from the government cuz I don't know Spanish You know papers right exactly yeah i want to see i want to

Go houses that should be important if i i'm gonna go down there and demand a sex change I'm gonna go down and just get drunk in the homo depo parking The mexican homedepot homo depot Imagine how lucky they'd feel to be going to like a Home Depot in the outskirts of Mexico See a white boy a white guy with a spider-man backpack screech of the Stopping yeah, yeah, come on in I'm like sure yeah

You get made CEO of a company Yeah, just do that Kenny Powers thing down there, but they want to send the seals down there You gotta send that guy that killed Ben Lott. I love that guy I know and that guy's that guy's his whole thing is he's like he did that and then retired like well you It seems like you leveled up you should Get to work I want a war with Mexico so that like the veteran chic look because you know now it's like they have they've imported Instead of the cafe is but we get like they get the big pointy shoes a giant oversized Kennedy on

Brero, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like, it's all about multivitamins. No, they would do ponchos. Yeah. They would only do ponchos. That's the Mexican version of the cafe. Yeah, that's not as fun. It's not as fun. It's not a bandolier.

It's kind of a good look. Yeah, a mariachi look would be fire. But I'm like, what are you guys going to go down and just repel down into a village and just shoot 30 Mexican 15-year-olds? Finish the job. Finish the job. Finish yourself. It's legal. It the job. Finish the job. You said yourself it's legal. It's the cartel. Yeah, it's the cartel.

It's an all-state actor. Maybe I should just go down there. You should. I'm like, but I feel like if things go south for me here, my options are, and this is for you too. Israel. It's, well, that's always. That's my number one.

That's always. Yeah. But China, go to China and work in something. They would need a white guy for something No, if things go south from here, I'm getting a job at Best Buy and I would love it. You'd be great at that I would I would love to be so, you know, sometimes they have the special like the guy that's a brand rep Yes, if I could be the Sony television guy. Yeah, just the absolute rudest guy that works in best But no, no, they're never rude at all. I love talking, I caught one of them.

They had one at the Union Square. Which is what you're doing. And I was like, yeah, I got a, I got a Z9D at home, which was the flagship television from 2016. I remember when you got it. Still one of the best, I had to wait two years for the price to come down.

It was $7,000 MSRP. Jesus Christ. I got it for under two grand. A couple years later, I had a camel, camel, camel alert. I got it for under two grand a couple years later I had a camel camel camel alert and I pulled the trigger on it They have not made a better television since Wow except maybe now with the bravia 9 I recommend bravia 9. I'm well the Sony guy was like he's like even the bravia 7 blows your piece of shit out of the water He's like that again, I was like, I don't know he's like yeah, but the viewing angles

Yeah, I'm like brother. I live in a what's it $9,000. It's massive. Well, they come in different sizes Okay, you're right. No, that was like but no, it's actually $2,000. Yeah, I'm surprised by the pricing of the like top tier Sony televisions The 85 inch z9d was $100,000 the picture is amazing yeah, the picture is crystal clear, and it works very well in brightly lit areas. That's pretty good Picture is amazing. I love the picture and immaculate sound quality of the television very well executed It's possibly the OLED killer. It is the OLED killer. What is OLED? I have no like organic light emitting diode. I think

Yeah, yeah, you didn't say anything but yeah, I have no let 65 Yeah, but we don't have to be on what we don't have the TV on we're watching Don't say Super Bowl. Don't say Super Bowl We fuck we go to your house. We fuck. Yeah, but I watch we have fucking sex with each other You know, I love doing having fucking yeah. I mean, what are you talking about? We have the TV on babe. We're working I love having fucking sex That's crazy I love having fucking sex. That's crazy

We get down to business when I get over that house. We just take our shit off and we fuck on the bed Yeah, that's that song. Let's get down. Let's get down to business. Yeah, exactly sex with a guy Yeah with your boy. There's no greater feeling on this let's get down to the brass tacks here Yeah, yeah It must feel like seeing wicked when your girlfriend wants to see it Just with your boys imagine how jealous your girlfriend is if you saw wicked with your boys walk in the door laughing But imagine how much more jealous has she been like, yeah, we saw wicked and then you what we did who hadn't fucked Me and the guys went and saw wicked. No, she would you know what she was to say? You know what she was saying you saw wicked without me

That was for the first order. Oh, what did they finish? You saw wicked without me. So I can without you know, I wanted to see it. We fucked we fucked also We're gay. We got kicked out of Alamo draft house. They're in there in the bed. Yeah, we did it loud style Yeah, yeah, we were talking and we're wearing do-rags rags. You're fucking and sagging in the Alamo draft house. Yes. And I did keep my shoes on and I put a little bit of his cum on the spicy chicken sandwich. That's the other thing too. Their food sucks. Food is disgusting. It's a word. It's just, and they just cause they give it to you on a plate. I got a fucking AMC shit, but they're like, Oh, it it's called like the like the Quentin Tarantino burger

Yeah, it's called the Royale with cheese. Yeah No, grow up grow up You know what you do you do what I did you bring food in the theater and you eat it out of your fucking park? Yeah, yeah, that's how I do it. You bring a bibimbap in there Spoon it in the bibimbap I think he just fucking spoon it in spoon the bibimbap You be sported. Let's sit next you probably I bring it I bring it a fucking sizzling fajita plate Yeah, make it up cook it in there cook it in there and then when I'm full Oh, I'm bringing a fucking George Foreman in here wicked and now I'm full and I'm gonna fuck my male friends

I came here with go back Yes, I'll wake it without me No fuck that place fuck that place they should have a they should have a theater with no rules They closed them all down. I know they close them I don't want to say it but they are typically in the inner city tipping waiters at the draft house crazy It's because it's like you want them to go get another job. Yeah. I tripped the waiters the draft I go get it. Go be a waiter. They're running around out there. I'll tip you when you're a Ruby Tuesday. Mm-hmm not here. Yeah Yeah, I do friend is a waiter at the Alamo draft house. Oh really? Yeah, and it seems a miserable job. Yeah My friend I would be like poisoning them here and there yeah

I mean I teach you just running your hunched and my cuz it's like being a normal waiter except you're hunched You're walking in front of someone's movie and in front of a lot of talk the rise of Skywalker is playing It's ridiculous and which one is your friend they were I feel like it's all like low IQ men This is Fred Down syndrome Yeah, it's my friend. It's my friend With downs. Oh, okay. No, it's my regular every waiter. I've been regular draft. Oh, he's right. Oh, he's white Have you been here before and you're like, yes, you you're like, okay So you write your order down on the car? Why fucking no? Yeah, exactly. Why did you ask me? What do you think you have a pencil at the movie theater? What do you think? I'm like I can put two and two together

Just I just fucking want to watch Wicked. Mm-hmm. I want a bell to ring. I bring one I bring a blue belt to every Yeah God what a tool I do that everywhere I go Right in their eyeball. The good thing is too... Excuse me sir. If the waiter is across the restaurant, you beam him with that and you lead him with a trail on the ground. It's pointed right at his penis. Sexually harassing him. Excuse me sir. Right in their it. I do it on the fucking screen, too. Yeah, I like to go. I like to go to the movies

Yep, not you know, I'm into the movies in like six months. I saw Nora I thought it was Adam hated it you go snora you think well I first of all is an hour too long, but then second of all I've completely misunderstood the ending apparently according to everyone What do you mean? Well the end she fucks she fucks, and I thought she busts. And then she starts crying. But everyone I've talked to said that she, on the car ride home, I was like, clearly she busted, and then started crying.

And my girlfriend's like, what did you see? And then I'm like, guys, get a load of this. My girlfriend didn't think she busted. And everyone's like, what are you talking? You mean, she orgasm? It looks like she does like a jerk like this like she's having an order No, I thought she did like the coming thing. That's not what women do Typically they're foaming from the mouth. No women women from what I understand over top of them with the laser point

Yeah, well women orgasm. They just say hey like let's take a break real quick, and then they go in the other room Do you know you know years ago? I was charged with rape at laser point Where is that is the rule string of crimes Having multiple women being raped at laser point the Alamo draft What do you look like I don't know Spots It's a big spot. I alright. Thanks a lot guys