The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 14

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

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The Floan welcome to the Adam Friedland show podcast. The date today, what is it? The second of August, what a day. 2023, Nicholas, how are you? I'm good. I got a couple of stress. I guess it's just the luck going on. You know, you get hit with these periods in your life where you got to just

everything's trying to tear you down. I'm very haters. No, not haters. It's just sort of bad luck, but I'm very grateful that I kind of hit my limit with drinking in May. Thank God. And then I got my apartment cleaned up and I got back in the gym somewhat regularly because I don't know if I would have had the wear with all of that. If I was only, if let's say I only had a week sober and then I had this stuff to deal with. Yes, exactly. But no, I'm good. I'm just sort of escaping mentally into ancient Babylon.

Uh-huh. What's going on with that? Oh. No, this is still... This is something else. This is a... A world history of the Garfield comic strip. Oh.

Yeah. Was there like anything unexpected? Those guys would party back then. Oh, yeah. They used a party. You think Old SNL was crazy. And when you say those guys, I just mean Jim Davis by himself. He used to party. He think Old SNL was crazy. And when I say those guys, I just mean Jim Davis by himself. He did. With the characters in his head. He would sit

around his apartment doing cocaine all day long, being like, John, you son of a bitch. Our buckle. Our buckle. He would put a lampshade on his head. A lampshade on his head. Well, he's a lampshade. I'm having a stroke. He actually, he came up with the term party for one, but it was just when he was in his apartment. Yeah, party for one, and then he would shit himself and go make that too. Say hello to my little friend. That's what I say every time I shit myself.

Say hello to my little friend. You know, can you shit yourself? at myself. Say hello to my little friend. You should yourself. Like yes, two tickets to Barbie, please. One for me and one for my turret. Congratulations to Barbie, big of a sitting in a weekend. Sitting in the movie theater, somebody comes in, it's packed. They're like, is that seat available? I'm like, I'm sorry, but my turret is sitting here. He's my best friend. Can you move? Can you not have, oh well, so I can't buy a ticket for a piece of feces that came out of my body? I have a ticket for the turret. He's not going to talk.

Yeah. And he didn't bring in outside food. Just ma'am. Just Google it. I know it's in that bag. Yeah. I'm going to start swallowing Google it. I just see if I get any funny characters

that come about in the toilet. The next week. Let's see what the cast and crew are up to this week in the old. How much it's like a sitcom. Oh yeah. Yeah, we got Kramer. Oh, here comes George.

George, George, you're crazy. Oh, it's a big boy. It must be Newman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so that's what's going on. Special delivery. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now, just a lot of tedious bullshit that pulls us away. A lot of awful bullshit. Also, guys, please. It pulls me away from doing the work that we want to do, which is the Adren Freedling show. Correct. There's a couple of things to plug. We have a big interview tomorrow, and then that'll be four now in the hands. Yes.

Yeah. Four interviews in the can and then... And tomorrow is a... Yeah. Sort of. Legend. Yeah, definitely. It's definitely the coolest.

It's the coolest. It's the coolest. Yeah, but we need... You'll see it in six to twelve. We need Yeah, special delivery. We need to do a leap on the show. We need to navigate these issues of hiring people while These strikes are going on. Yeah, but But also if you listen to the podcast on Spotify, I just want to clarify that it is an issue with our new hosting services Oh, yeah, that's clear it up. We're not we haven't been taken down. We haven't been shadowed bad as you've noticed Probably there are significantly less advertisements on the Adam Friedland show than there were on come town and the reason for that is

We used to pre-record come town in the winter, right? Yeah. We would take those weeks off, and then I would spend those weeks negotiating with advertisers for the entire year and fill out the whole schedule. But we were running on this, so I put it off and said, I'll get it started in the beginning of the year.

And then I got started in the beginning of the year, but certain this ad spend is down for this year anyways, so they're wanting to see like numbers and I don't want to get into the business of why. Because previously we were telling advertisers in the same notebook. Come down towards the end and getting about a quarter million downloads. This show that combined, I mean you can see with the YouTube numbers are double that and that's half the people listening to audio. But anyways point is we had the Switch Podcast host,

we were leaving Blueberry, who was very, they were helpful. That was probably, we were good. Shout out the mic at Blueberry, who is also the voice of their, he's like, so they have to call in, you get like an automated prompt thing. It's that guy's voice. It's just him.

So it's like, if you need technical support, press one for customer service, press two. And I think no matter what number you press, it's like, hey, this is mine. I'm just kidding. It's the one man. There's another guy Dave, I've talked to you once or twice, but I've had to call for a different issue.

I call for billing and technical stuff, and almost every time It's always just that you go to your prompt as his voice And then you select the number and then he goes hey, this is my thing It's like when Kramer is the movie phone. Yeah, but they were they were good to us But we have switched to audio boom and in migrating over to audio boom I guess there was something on blueberries back and you just press one button to and in migrating over to audio boom, I guess there was something on blueberries back and you just press one button to push the podcast.

Shout out to Mike. Spotify or whatever. Yeah, that's how that works. It's very simple, but with audio boom, I guess I have to do it manually, but I don't have an account with Spotify or any way to log in or do any of that. So this will be rectified shortly, too, don't worry.

Rina Salad Gamba has not taken this off a Spotify. That's old news, but a couple other things, yes. I mean, so, yeah, also, ad spend is down across the board. I mean, everybody's expecting a recession, which from what I've read may be averted at this point. Thanks Joe. So thank you Sleepy. Thank you by Namix. Thank you Sleepy. Mm-hmm. Washington is really bad at puns. So is the media surrounding you. It's been a wild disrespect for puns since I think since man's explaining started which I want to get into that in a second.

Oh, that's is the last decade coming full circle, which is the biggest story this week, but the Lizzo thing. And then but the the yes, yes. Yeah. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. No, hopefully has been picks up later. But until then the Adam Friedland show, we're very excited to be in this position

where we can make a talk show, which is very cool, but it is still entirely funded by viewers like you. Yes. If you subscribe to the Patreon, you get an additional podcast episode once a week, which we are hopefully going to be better at. Yes.

Which onwards and upwards. It's a weird thing, because it's like, you know, for doing anything, because it's like to do like the podcast, it's like RIF, it requires, you know, like, oh, this is fun, right? And so initially it was like, oh, well, let's start doing it in 930. That would be the way and initially it was like yeah, now it's like it's not hanging over. Heads it's exciting. So the first couple of those are fun. Then it becomes like I got to be like now we have to do it at 930. And then it's like well now it's an obligation and you got to just keep moving it throughout the day. So I think we've decided to come back to our original plan of doing the podcast whenever,

but doing it in such a deliberate way as to maximize the returns on our ability to actually perform. Yeah. So, yeah, if you check it out, you get an extra podcast episode. If you subscribe at the associate producer or producer level We'll put your name in the credits on the finished episodes and if you've seen the Cuomo episode the J2 because episode This is a real television show now and we got bigger things coming and this will go down in history people say look what they did Yes, they they could look they did jack par by themselves

Yeah, and your name will be on there those lucky young lads Unless you put like a slur in there. I think we're gonna start asking are there a lot of slurs? There's a lot of Adam is a fag. I mean when they could thanks for you Yeah, the executive producer top on his Adam is a fag Yeah, there's just no time. It says a lot of work. No, let him leave it. Yeah, yeah.

I don't care. The other thing, first thing, top thing to plug, I told him I would do what he called me twice about it and texted me three times. Oh, the mic. No. We can get the mic's plugs in a second, but Gene DiNapoli.

Yes. And once again, Ginsburg, can you see that? Yeah, he's got Peter Lemongelo Jr. gene the napoli yes once me against bird can you can you see that yeah is that peter lemon jello junior we got peter lemon jello junior the fabulous accords the tribunes and to recent claim no that is a night you're not going to want to miss and that is august fourth seven thirty p.m. remember remember peter lemon jello. What you didn't say where there's no information on as to where it is. The fabulous accords Theresa McLean and what was the other one the the Tribune? The Tribune not the Tributes the Tribune so like the newspapers.

Yeah so the newspapers. August 4 7 30 p.m. the newspapers uh... uh... all this for seven thirty and and and i don't know if it says uh... here we are all is for the long island okay maybe you can also interview peter lamen jello junior which would be happy to do it happen at moan have the time right now uh... www dot landmark on main street dot org or call 917-567-5842. That's huge!

For tickets. So remember, if you're on Long Island, which is probably, what is that? Like a 9 million square mile. It's a big plane. You're on Long Island. It's long. You could be up for. Yeah, you're in Long Island. It's a long. You could be up for at most, you're driving two hours. And at two hours.

Yeah, that, yeah. And that's like if you're going to Brooklyn, the Montenegro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And most you're driving two hours to see this, but if you're anywhere on Long Island, it's probably going to be an hour. 45 minutes.

But it'll tell you to be worth it. You got call 917-567-5842 for tickets. Is that James Pratt's personal number? I don't know, that's what's in here. Let me see. It's a call to number for tickets. It is, in fact, his number. It's something else.

I tried the check. I didn't know. He put that in the text. He wrote himself. www.landmark on Main Street Network Work called 917 5 6 7 5 8 4 2 for tickets doors open at 6 30 6 30 Virginiaapolis presents the fabulous accords Theresa McClain the tribune the tribune of course in Peter live-A-June. There's no one in between the age of 19 and 67 years old

on this show. The age range for this show, if you're looking, wondering what the demographic is, it is eight to 18, and then also the 67 to 105 demographic. Give it up. I wanna see you guys there. want to see you guys representing supporting

call call for tickets check it out if you're not familiar with peter lemon jello junior he is uh... he was on america's got american i don't know if you know he has a classic style his father invented uh... uh... info mercia basically invented info mercia but it but it invented it by he self produced an album and then marketed his album through info mercia so he basically bootstrapped this

this career as a crooner in the nineteen seventies and where entrepreneurs we can appreciate that peter lemon jello jr. is following in his footsteps as a lounge singer uh... this show was originally supposed to be at the Copa Cabana, but... It moves along Ireland. It's moved along Ireland,

because they're doing Latin night. That's what Gene told me. He said, yeah, they got Latin stuff. They said, yeah. Which that stuff goes off. Yeah, they sell a lot of tickets. That's what happened to Wise Acres in Tyson's corner. It became a Latin night. Yeah, they got rid goes off. Yeah, they sell a lot of tickets. That's what happened to Wise Acres in Tyson's corner.

It became a Latin night. Yeah, they got rid of the comedy club. And they're like, we're just gonna have fucking Mexican people dance here. Oh, those places are packed. Yeah. Yeah, they love it. This is how like, racist I am, I imagine that.

And what I see, disco ball and then free chips and salsa. That's what I picture in the head. That's what they do for fun. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it sounds great to me. It sounds like a lot of fun. That does sound fun. Shooting on the event. But I'm also making up with the event. Yeah. That they stand in a room with a disco poll eating chips. That's what I that's what I think it is. And then finally, hey, pal, you get my text about Peter Lumenjello, Jr. Okay, so we got that out there. Also, Mike received once you got to know

he'll be in Rochester, I believe. Is that right? Yes, Michael being Rochester, probably. And then finally, August 5th, Comedy at Carlson, Micraseen. Go see everybody. And then finally, this weekend,

Chicago, Illinois, Nick, Mullen. Yeah, I'll be in Chicago. Sorry, I just got even more bad news from the accountant. Oh, no. No, it's all right. It's fine. Not bad. Well, it's just a, like, we're broke.

We're going out of business. Let's say there's no such thing as compliance. It doesn't actually exist. we're broke we're at we're going out of business the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the this Friday and Saturday four quick shows at the Chicago improv in Schomburg with Kyle and now Kyle Scanlon. That's why I keep taking it. Yeah, me old Lincoln love. Yeah, Felix's friends who's a different Kyle and his name would just pop it in my head. Kyle Scanlon, Dandrie's. And that'll be a lot of fun. Just two two two nights real quick in and out. I miss it. I've been doing full weekends. And I forgot how much easier it is just the Friday Saturday. Friday Saturday's nice.

Yeah. Well, in and out. Yeah, in and out real quick, at Bing Bang Boom, get it over with. And then I will be in Denver. I think that might be sold out now at this point. Let's go. 17 to the 19th, I will be taping,

trying to chase this gravy train of self-produced YouTube stuff that everyone else is doing and Then you have to wear the same clothes every night on the show. I kind of do that anyways For continuity. Yeah, I will now my suitcase is filled with like the switch the PlayStation So you my weights, you know, so I have room for underwear. Yeah, no clothes, no toothbrush. I'll just bring weights and video games. But yeah, Denver, the big thing, I will be at the Wilbur Theatre in Chicago in September. They was the first show.

Boston. Boston, what did I say? Chicago. It will be in September. I will be in Boston at the Wilbur Theatre. They added a second show because the first show sold out quickly and i second shows only about half sold and that is a month out so please come out to that there are only maybe

six thousand tickets left it's a big place i think it's only a second thousand cedar it's a big yeah but so come out to that bring your friend uh... and then I'm pretty much wrapped up on the road. I got a couple more dates, but hopefully I can get this special done, probably close off the road dates, drop the thing, not do any of this material anymore. It's been two weeks to the stand bombing

until I have a new 45 minutes. And then go. Takes two weeks for 45 minutes? If you're doing four spots a night, yeah. I mean, especially bouncing up stairs and down stairs because it's like, that's what I can't, I can't come up with new shit on the road because it's all like podcasts guys

will be supportive no matter what. So you're like, did you see this Lizzo thing? And then they'll just laugh. Whereas if you're funny, if you're this funny, this Lizzo. If you're the 15th comic at a night to go up at the stand no one knows you are, you're like, so this Lizzo thing, the audience canth comic at a night to go up to stand no one knows you are You're like so this is a little thing the audience can be like okay, what are you going to say about it?

So it makes it like you know forces you to also guys August 24th of 26th I'm in Washington DC the comedy loft and Big one guys New York City New York November 8th 23 Nick and I will both be at town hall as part of the New York, November 8th, 2023, Nick, and I will both be at Town Hall as part of the New York Comedy Festival. They wanted us to mention that on the show. Thank you.

And that's the show, guys. Thanks a lot. We got our plugs out. Yeah. Nice 45 minutes of plugs. That was a lot of plugs. Ginsburg, what do we have time wise so I can start my watch? Wow, Jesus Christ.

Well, we did that John Arbuckle taking your turn to the movie thing. I guess, yeah. That was a good... That was a lot of applause. That was a good 30 seconds. That's everything too, is like we forget. It's like, you know, you think, oh well. Well, we told them in the interview...

It can be mechanisms of our hosting service. It can be. Definitely, they... It can be difficult to get through an episode of the Adam Pridlin show podcast, but, you know, with Comtown, it's like's like we always had ads and then we could turn those into 15 minutes so the podcast was never actually longer than maybe about 17 minutes. Yeah. And then a lot of it was magic. A lot of that was stopped just saying woo. Yeah. And my dick is small. Yeah. Yeah. That ate up a lot of time.

That was good. Yeah. He's doing well. He's seeing, yeah, it seems like he's doing well. No, you're talking about Lizzo. No, it's talking about him. He's in a Soderberg web series. You see that? He is.

Yeah. Dan Soderberg? Yeah, Dan changes his name. No, wow. He's like, I'm going to a Jewish. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Dude, you know, I thought about it and He's like, I'm going to a Jewish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude.

Dude, you know, I thought about it and I was like, what if I was Jewish? What if I was me, but Jewish? Uh, the firm just, no, nothing. Okay, well now it seems like weird that I even mentioned that. Well, we'll take it out. Dan's a good student.

No, not that, just mentioning, I'm just saying, you can convert to Jesus. All I'm saying is he's doing well, and then you're like, oh, yeah. And then it looks like passive aggressive that I said anything. No, I got a text, and it was of bad news too. From who?

From my doctor. What do you say? No, I didn't get a text from my doctor. You got a text from your girlfriend, and it's like, we're out of coffee, and then it turns into a home. She's not a home, she don't work. All right, but it's some domestic issue

that's not like a big deal. It wasn't related. The dog ate more of my period. It was about the dog's blood work. Yeah, that's what I said. The dog's job eating period. That was the dog's blood work. The dog had a little bit of blood work done.

Yeah. Is it from the vet? Yeah, I have to pay fucking shit ton of money now. Oh yeah. I was $2000, so you got a hematoma drain from the ear? You could've done it yourself. I feel like I just take a needle. Yeah.

It's probably safe. They're probably boiled and needle or something. I could do it. I could get a big lighter. And you get a dominatrix to do it. Yeah. They're probably boiled and needle or something. I could do it. I could get a big lighter. And you get a dominatrix to do it. Yeah. They seem like only. You're just like, yeah.

Fuck yeah. Just be like, pretended someone's penis. It's like someone's penis and balls. Yeah. And just a little siletto in my dog's ear. Yeah, instead of a dog's ear. But yeah, but dogs, the blood works fine. The blood, the thyroid is fine, and then the blood works fine The blood the thyroid is fine and then the lump is fine, but we have to get the surgery

It's fine the dogs find it's a dog. Well two days ago you say the dog might have cancer. No, doesn't have cancer Yeah, so that's good. So guys. It's a dog. I shouldn't have even taken it to the vet What is it what I'm gonna fucking take it to the vet. What is it? What? I'm gonna fucking take it to the vet forever? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm taking it to the vet one time in eight years. This is the second time. And that was to get her pussy sealed shut.

So she can't have kids with, you know, with the Chihuahua. With, it would be very funny. It would be very funny if you saw a little guy hoping away. Yeah. That hurt dumbass. Well, they do that.

Sometimes you see a dog and you're like, what is this? They're like, oh, it's a great Chihuahine. What do you mean? They're like, it's half Chihuahua, half great thing. I'm like, how did that happen? Yeah. What do you mean?

That sounds like a... It's a rape. I mean, it sounds like... It's a violent rape. It sounds like a mangaly type experiment that someone committed. It sounds like someone's having type experiment that someone committed. It sounds like someone's having a little bit of fun. So you could put a Scottlin yard dog in your purse. Yeah.

So I'm like, demented fucking... You could solve British mysteries on the go. You're fucking Chihuahua grade-name crossbreed. Yes, present. The best is when they mix a corgi with like a dog that has the same It's the same body with a different hat. Yeah, but the head of the of the other dog But it's just a leg so all they get from the corgi is the leg. Yeah, it's like a German Shepherd with a corgi It's got a corgi husky. Yeah, it's very funny. Yeah, yeah, then that's stupid body. Yeah

Yeah, that I mean why is it only work out that way? It would be better if you had one dog's head on another dog's body, yeah. It's funny. It's funny. Yeah. Yeah, they're funny. Yeah, a corgi husky.

That's a good combo. Golden. Golden, golden, Richiever, Corgi. It's just the other dog's head. It's very cute, and the same coat I think, there's a thing. It's stupid like. Corgi's are stupid dogs.

They're really dumb dogs. They're really fucking dumb dogs. My friend's stepdad was a dickhead and he used to yell at us for disrespecting his pool table. And he was a corgi, man. Yeah, yeah. And we'd be like, fuck you, Bob. Yeah, that's what I was already looking at.

That's fucking idiot. Yeah. Yeah, that's what he's already looking for. Yeah, really stupid. Yeah, it'd be like, you're fucking, you get mad at us for disrespecting the pool table. I guess you're not a lot of fun. He's a good man. Yeah. Anyway, so let's talk about this Lizzo situation. What do we think?

What are we thinking? Guilty or innocent? You decide America. America decides Sorry, I just got more emails about the RSS thing with Spotify. What about this other issue? Okay. All right, so, uh, so Lizzo's in the news. For some reason, the accountant, I guess, included.

Whatever. It doesn't matter. A bunch more money, so do the government. From yesterday? From a separate thing. Very different thing. Very different, yeah, reason. Okay.

Yeah, anyway, yeah, the Lizzo thing. Okay. All right. Oh, culture. Yeah. I can't wait to fucking talk about it. Let's try. I can't wait. You know, if this is we got to we got to talk about. If there's anything I love, it's fucking talking about culture.

All day long fucking constantly every single day. I can't I oh, Lizzo is being me too. Great. I can't wait the old lezgo's being me to great i can't wait to fucking podcast about it i can't wait to say something i don't know hopefully this is the end hopefully this is the god damn end this should be the last that should end it right this should be the last this should answer people aren't going to seriously go home

to for what thanksgiving dinner and be like Did you hear Lizzo shove the banana and or fucking employees pussy? You're not that's done. We're done with it. It should be the last one. Yeah We need like there needs somehow both like they need to get both Biden the nantrump out of this election and we need to have the most like it just needs to be two boring walks washington needs to go back to being the most boring shit just people reklon against madaglis yes yeah right not not even not even people that don't have twitter

like just fucking just yeah you can keep the same politics it can be like a psycho fascist guy but it's got to be like trade goutty and uh... who might that would be perfect yeah be good yeah no personality whom a white even president yeah because i think we need to you know that would be i could yet

just so people turn it off. Just turn it off, just go watch a fucking Barbie movie. Yeah. Go watch a Barbie movie and don't think about whether it's feminism or a critique of feminism. We need to ban criticism also. It has to. Yeah.

It's too much of this crap. And it's this weird combination now where everything is subject. And I feel like it's their fault that Lisa did this everything is is is is subject to like cultural criticism you have to read into fucking everything we also live in a time where where media has never been done or ninety percent of entertainment is just fucking mindless garbage

but then you get people like well is is is the new wonder woman movie actually like a trotskiest it's like what the fuck are you talking about what's it this is supposed to be done somehow we can't we have the worst combination inside everything is baby movies everything's baby movies but then we also have to think critically about the big about it if the baby what the baby movies mean they're just baby movies. They're just for babies.

Anyways, so this Lizzo thing. All right, let's get into it. I guess we gotta talk about it. Did you hear what the allegations are? Fat shaming. Was it what was fat shaming? They forced one of her backup dancers to eat a banana out of a stripper's pussy

Shocking there was another one that was a virgin and she was apparently they Talked about it on social media, which I guess is a type of shaming What do you think about it Adam say something? Say something the whole world's watching. And they want to know, I feel like you're a good or bad, dumb or smart. It doesn't matter. As long as you fucking say something, they'll click on it. And then hopefully we can sell some ads. Got some. Sell some ads until, until the workers get what they want, until we get, but, until we get some of that CEO pay,

that juicy CEO pay, and then everything will be right. Right is rain. Well, that's why we need to get the actors back to work. All right, we'll focus on Lizzo. I mean, it is very funny to imagine her, like, like, girl-bossing people while wearing that, like, whatever that, remember that you just, that pair of pants you had? She has the Yosemite Sam, like, fucking, just asless chaps she had on.

There's loony tunes pants. Yeah. Yeah. Imagine her being like, look, we were on a fucking tight ship here I don't want any of this Tom foolery and she turns around Just ask just this big ass. Yeah, just hanging out. Yeah I just you know, I just I was a fan. Mm-hmm. I was a fan. I was first on board I don't even know shoes fat. I just like the music. Yeah. You know. I took a DNA test and I found out that I'm 100% the bitch. A bitch. Yeah. I found I'm 100%

a bitch. Yeah. You know. That's one of her songs. Thanks though. Yeah. And you know, I was on board. But I thought you said you were a little bit country. There's the little rock and roll. Oh, okay. So how are you 100% of bitch if you're a little bit rock and roll? You can be a little rock and roll bitch? No. Those are two different things.

No, you can be a bitch, you can be a lover, you can be a child mother. Well, child doesn't really speak. You can be a sinner, you can be a saint. That was my problem with that song. I'm a bitch, I'm a mother, I'm a child, I'm a mother. It's like, well, a child is, that can be boy or girl. So maybe you should have spent more time. The daughter.

Yeah, as you could have said, I'm a daughter, I'm a mother. A bitch, I'm a lover. Lover too, that's not specific to women. I guess that song just proves that women can't write music. Yeah. And that's supposedly what she's like, you know, I hear that song and I'm like, okay, well what other women are saying they can do something professionally? It's like, I know, very little about songwriting, but I know that that's wrong. Yeah, I'll tell you something, Kenny Loggins wouldn't have been sloppy.

I hear that song and I'm like, so this is the best female musician in the world. Yeah, they said she was number one This is this is the best one that you have and this wrong right wrong I listen I got to I went on rap genius. I look at it. Yeah, incorrect wrong incorrect I have my I write I have a red a red marker I ruined my laptop with by writing wrong Yeah, I see and And also serves as's another purpose,

a way from ever caught looking at gay pornography in public. I'm like, it's, I'm editing. I'm saying it's bad. I'm saying it's bad. I'm not watching. I'm crossing the lines. I'm saying that it's bad.

So, but. Yeah, I don't know. What were you even talking about? Yeah, Lizzo. I don't know, you know, it's just, it's, it's, it's tired. Yeah. I'm just fucking tired. But if you, at the start of the Me Too movement in 2014,

if you could step, if you could build and head your way back there, be like, hey, you wanna know how this ends? back there, be like, hey, you want to know how this ends? Lizzo fucking making people eating pussy bananas. I think we would let Louie keep working. Yeah, and they're like, what do you mean? Lizzo, the world's greatest female musician.

Yeah. This has turned her into a monster. Mm-hmm, yeah. She was 90 pounds back then. Yeah, it is funny online though. You see people that are like, see, you can't trust any celebrity. Probably the celebrities.

Well, statistically, I think most of them are fine. Yeah, you probably have accurate cross-section of just general problem. Right, yeah. That's not very fair. You know. just general right yeah that's not very fair you know I don't think who's the guy from Fargo what's his name William H. Macy he's not doing pussy banana we're not gonna find out he has a sex dungeon I don't think we are no he's probably into black paper mishae no yeah yeah I'm just thinking about him committing suicide and booking that

This is why if it's right that guy's taking the driveway. Yeah, that poor guy Women do be doing that. Yeah Well, whatever. That's the world he got Lizzo Here on our show we don't Well look right they, we don't look right at the camera. We don't think anyone's story is... You gotta be careful of that.

You abuse employees. No, I don't. You do. With who? Like you abuse people around here. I've seen it. I have my comedy. But I have to pull them aside and be like he I've seen it. I have my comedy. But I have to pull them aside and be like,

he doesn't mean it. But that's my... Some of these kids that shoot the show are eight, nine years old. You can't be talking to them like that. Yeah, but that's like, I thought everyone's like, oh, that's Adam's thing. No.

No, no, no, no. No, they were like, he's a bitch, he's a lover, he's a child. A lot of them are crying often. You do? Me? I feel bad now. What, yeah, no. You're dealing with that, he's a bitch, he's a lover, he's a child. A lot of them are crying often. You do? Me? I feel bad now. What, yeah, no. You're dealing with that, that's not your job.

Well, it is. I'm pretty sure. You're a great job. The executive producer of the show, I get all the bad news emails about, you've killed stories? Technical issues and all this account and stuff. Have you killed stories? Going press?

About toxic workplace? No, no, because I think at this phase that'll help us. Toxic workplace would be big for us. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Adam freelance pussy been ending eight year olds. Uh-huh. What is Adam freelance? I've never heard that name before. Yeah. Oh, you mean the racist from Taylor Swift? I think honestly I think the whole Lizzo thing is sort of a sia up to to distract people from the banana discourse of two weeks ago. What was that? The argument is to whether or not we would have bananas and our socialist global socialist utopia

because there'd be no reason for Latin America and export bananas to the United States. You'd have to give the export bananas. No. The United States. See you would have to keep up your bananas. Shut up. Yeah. Shut up. Mm. Ah.

We just want to make a talk show. Yeah. I just want to talk to people, fucking, but I need to know what the politics people want anymore. It's actually. Well, you have bananas in this fucking communist space planet. We don't have healthcare.

We can't go to the doctor. That's what made all of this popular, saying people need healthcare. An old Jew was like, you should go to the doctor. You should be able to go to the doctor. And then it's now, who's those put a banana, some people's pussy. Yeah, all right.

I know. The fucking butterfly effect of this is, it's like, what is it? Is it a human centipede or a butterfly effect? Is it the combination of the human centipede and a butterfly effect? It's just people shitting into each other's mouths and then the shit of the shit being grosser

and somehow resulting in these, in these, in the writer's strike. I'll tell you over that Lizo whatever that they're talking about there's a lot of beef on that offensive line I'll tell you that. They got some big they got some big oh in the lawsuit. Yeah some legal experts are calling it the fattest lawsuit that the... I would say if this lawsuit decided to put together a football team, they could take on the Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, it's if it goes to the Supreme Court, they're going to have to call it the Nachos

Bell Supreme Court. Nachos Bell, what is it? Nacho's Bell Grande. No, what's the Supreme one? Then Shalada Supreme. This is Supreme, so the Supreme just means with sour cream, right? Yeah, I only got to talk about for lunch.

Yeah. I just thought about talking about the back of the lunch. You got to catch the top and then just like all of the women being like, ooh, the Supreme Court. Is it gonna be Latin night? Chips and Zalza disco ball? They just pulled a disco ball out of the party. I'm now I'm glad Lizo told me to put that in there.

Why don't I have this disco ball that Lizo forced to carry around my place in. Or we go Latin night. We love her, we love her folks. We love her. And listen, we don't think your story is finished being written was up. Yeah, okay.

I believe in let live Christian. And I believe in forgiveness. I brought this up too. Somebody said it to me, and they said it to me like they were like bringing me hot gossip or whatever, but they said, that somebody that they know worked with Oprah

on something and Oprah had gone to the bathroom and left and they had to go in after Oprah and Oprah left unwiped turds in the toilet and I was like that is such a disrespectful thing to go in saying first of all I doubt that happens. Well there was no toilet paper that she just left shit in the toilet and it's like the amount of good Oprah has done. You know. I was an elevator with her once.

Yeah. And I was always like, this bitch, who cares? She's telling bitches to read books. Yeah. And they just listen to her. Well, why are you gonna take shots at Oprah like that? And I was an elevator with her once. And she's amazing.

Yeah. She makes it exciting to be standing by her. I understand. I understood immediately. I was like, oh, she's like, she's incredible. Who the fuck said that to you? I can't remember, but I remember immediately. They shut their fucking mouth up. Yeah, don't tell me that. Let's fuck that. It's just exciting to fucking math up. Yeah, tell me that. Let's fuck up.

It's just exciting to be around her. Yeah, it's probably like what it was like to be around Ols, uh, Slick Willie. No, Caleb, would Caleb, told me about his mom? Did she fuck Bill Clinton? No, uh, did she shoot the life? She shook his hand. Life long Republican shook his hand one time.

His voted Democrat the rest of her life. Yeah, you know, apparently he killed Sam Kinnison because Sam Kinnison and him fucked a 14-year-old girl together in Arkansas. And Sam Kinnison was going to tell the world. Oh, we haven't talked about this Obama scandal. Did he kill his chef? He killed his gay lover. And he has a band-aid and a black eye.

And he drowned his gay chef lover in the pool. That's what they're saying. Yeah. That's what I... Now that, I believe. You know, that is nice. To go back to like, it's just a nice Obama

trying to cover up being gay, skit like conservative internet. I would love this. That's just all of the old conservatives. That feels cozy. Although old like a... That was like the beginning of like the wild accusations is the Obama stuff. And I guess you could say some of the Clinton stuff is wild, but it is also like, you know, the Clinton murder list or whatever.

Yeah. You have to be like, okay, how are all of these people dead? That's like, I know that it's like, and it's like, it should at least warrant joking about it. Yeah. You should at least be like, wow. Come on. Come on.

Yeah. I mean, the craziest one was like the fucking, the most recent one, I think is the Loretta Lynch thing, is like during the, She's dead? No. So when Komi was investigating the email thing during the last election, Komi had to recommend charges or not to the Department of Justice and right before that happened, there was a meeting between Bill Clinton intercepted Loretta Lynch on a tarmac at an airport Oh, yeah, Alabama or something. He's like whispering to her and like doing this or something

Uh-huh, and then fucking people are like what the fuck is this? You know, and he was like oh, we just talked about our grandchildren real quick, which that doesn't make any sense I mean you just went up like Three grandchildren and you have to like what. Like it doesn't make it. I don't know, it was the mover in there. So then of course the reporter that broke that story killed himself. One day later? No, a year later, he killed himself.

That's a year. I know, but still. He could have fallen on hard times. I mean, it's very funny. It's very funny. But I want to say, the Obama stuff, that's when it was just crazy. That's why it's nice that he drowned his love here.

He's actually a wizard. It's like, all right. His wife has a penis. Yeah. Michelle Obama is actually Donkey Kong. And it's like widely, like, you know, the picture of him with a bone to his nose, which the Hillary Clinton campaign,

not the bone to the nose, but the turban ones. The turban ones. They were the ones that disseminated. They were, they were, they were definitely, they're, they're fingerprints were all over the Obama's and Muslim thing. Yeah. But in fact, it's probably Hillary Clinton

that's killing all these people around Obama, being like, well, let's see how he likes it. Let's see how he likes it. He likes it. And then Bill's like, but Hillary, we are killing these people. It's like, shout out Bill. Yeah. Why don't you go get more of the most trash pussy possible?

A Hill staffer. Yeah. A hill staffer. Yeah. A Capitol Hill intern. Yeah. Yeah, that was kind of... He got the opposite of Tiger because Tiger was also getting fives. Yeah. And everyone was like, it's his person.

It's his private information. And then Tiger, the second he starts like, we find out he's getting sixes. But the Obama stuff, that's what I love is all the gay sex accusations. This is private information. And then Tiger, the second he starts, we find out he's getting sixes. But the Obama stuff, that's what I love is all the gay sex accusations. It's always gay sex with him. It's gay sex, but the setting is always like, oh, he's in a helicopter. Yeah, he's in a helicopter pilot.

It's like, we're looking at wind speed 15 knots. Look at, we got a quartet a few knots. He's in under patchy. Yeah, yeah. What's your ETA for a rival before refueled? Echo that command base. We'll check back in a minute a second. Let me see if the package has assessed the duration

of his mission. One second, over. Excuse me, Mr. President, are you done having gay sex in the back of the helicopter? Yeah, it's gonna be about another five minutes. For I finish sucking this guy off. Yeah, the eagle has confirmed five minute countdown until he swallows calm. And we can land the helicopter on the south lawn. Tom have discrete gay sex to draw off some steam from signing bills all day long and now this way to do it go up into a fucking hot air balloon above Times Square and and fuck a bunch of guys in the

Edinburgh. Yeah. That's airships. Yeah, airships, if he brought back airships, we would have known that the first guy, I forget the guy's name, like Gary Sinclair, I think maybe his name was. Yeah, if you see that guy that's like Larry Sclair. That gives those interviews where he's like, I had sex without bomb. That's him. Yeah, Larry Sinclair. He wrote like an Amazon self-published book. Yeah.

He was like, and then I sucked his cock and back to the limousine. And then I sucked his cock. And then, yeah, then he, I think I saw an interview with him in Dinesh, D'Souza, where he's like, I'm- See, that's the thing. I think it's target should have a separate pride month for just that type of gay.

That should be like closed for gay- No, like a gay liar is taking it. Just a psychotic gay liar. Psychotic gay liar. Yeah. He's great. I fucked George Lucas. So like a third-grader shirt.

Just Chewbacca being like, what? I guess all vote for public and bar. Are you talking? I guess all vote for the fucking guy that wants to put people like me and Jerry. It's nice to have a quaint Obama. It's also like, is that that work and their mind does that work did you think that there's like some of us going to vote for somebody that's a

registered democrat and then i then i i you know i like you know bomb had to say about the economy but he did suck that southeer royals cock and a helicopter now i'm not that was the other thing that he was doing it for drugs He did suck that Saudi Royals cock in a helicopter in the back money. Yeah. That was the other thing that he was doing it for drugs.

Yeah, right. That he was like a, he was a street hoe. Yeah. Yeah. He was a common crack whore. Yeah, so personally, I just, I don't know if I can support that. Yeah. I mean, drugs, doing it for drugs.

If he was gay and just exercising his gay fantasies, that's one thing. But... Yeah. Do you get to fuel a drug habit? Yeah, if he was like, fucking holding hands with some guy and better homie gardens magazine, and it's like, I don't know, all right, he's just gay.

They're trying to make him out like he's party monster. He said it's the studio of 50. Yeah. Yeah, he was wearing a big pair of wings and he murdered some guy with a hammer. What's the last thing you watch that movie? I don't know, like 15 years ago. I tried watching, oh no. I really gotta stop vaping.

It's grossly, I can soon with the new, we did pick up a new sponsor. There's a new sponsor, and it's not, but it's not a, this isn't the reach, it doesn't matter. They're not even gonna hear this, but yeah, it's not a vape. It's just flavored air.

It's a great vape. It's just flavored air. It's a great product. Yeah, that is, it's gonna be great. We'll say it, we'll talk about it next week when we have. And you don't get this. We need to, we need to make sure we nail it because freeze pipes was not happy about. They were like, they were disrespecting the product by turning the packaging into a Batman mask. Who's it? Sorry, we don't, it's sorry you take, They were like they were disrespecting the product by turning the packaging into a Batman mask

Those are sorry Sorry, we know it's sorry you take all right this we This weed company is going to be the laughing stock of the internet now Jesus Christ man, we can't win We gave them 20 minutes you can't win. I'll tell you the only way to win in this world This would be a guy named Hunter Biden That's goddamn true. Mm-hmm. That guy's never lost. Why don't they call it a sweet heart deal? Like the prosecutor's out of love is lame. You go on a date with me like what the fuck? Yeah, do you like me? Yes or no?

They're going in there. Do you like me? Yes or no? Because of Alan's time stay. I'm going to read your note book to you. Sweetheart is such a weird thing. Yeah, like Hunter Biden's wearing a poodle dress. Yeah, exactly. They're going to a song box.

Can I take you to the box social? After our sweetheart deal. Right. I'm taking Hunter Biden out to look out landing to kiss his pussy and then kiss. This is called coffee or something. Yeah, that's all right, that's fine. This coffee is sponsored by McDonald's.

The coffee is sponsored by McDonald's? Yeah, this coffee is brought to you by McDonald's. Brought to you by McDonald's. Yeah. This coffee is brought to you by McDonald's. Brought to you by McDonald's. I am like, I literally just watched 600 pound life over and over again. Okay, I just watched. The only thing on television. Yeah.

Yeah. And I was watching a woman eat McDonald's hash browns. Maybe it was a big fella, because I always had the enabler. How many do they have? The enabler was like, well, McDonald's, what do you want? Was his sister's husband,

and he's like, oh, let me get six cheeseburgers and not hash browns. I was like, okay, you know, and he comes back with, you know, that amount of food for this guy. But yeah, a McDonald's Hash Brown, classic road trip meal. It is really good.

It reminds me of my uncle. I had one this morning, along with my Mick Cafe. Yeah, McDonald's Hash Brown is good stuff. Simple pleasures in life. It was a beautiful day outside. It still is. I woke up, I woke up to bad news.

I was pretty upset, and then I went outside and I said, you know what? Yeah, it's okay. It's been a bad week. Yeah. It's been a bad week, but tomorrow we have a huge guest coming in. Yeah, but the next episode of the Adam Foulette Show will be out immediately.

I'm going to be working all weekend on it. Derroud Walther's the interview, we've we gotta shoot this other stuff and that's gonna be bigger than that. A struggle. And then the one after that, that's gonna be the biggest one. You think there's any way that we can talk after? What? That we could just make use of the crew tomorrow?

That we have come in for the interview? Possibly, we'll talk about it after. Budgetary, budget wise, it's something. Yeah, but that's the thing where it's like, I don't mind spending the money if it's like we do the thing. It's done right. Whatever, this entire show is just an investment, which is fun.

We had zero overhead for six years. Yeah. It's like, I would rather get a point in my life where I look back and I say, like, okay, well, yeah, maybe that was like a failure financially or whatever, but I did, you know, we did, we took this way. You imagine how much it would suck if we had just tried to continue doing Compton? Yeah, we would have felt, that would be really terrible. Just doing stand up and doing the same podcast.

And yeah. Anyways. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. Ah, what are you gonna do? We're very lucky. But your brain is still your brain. You can never escape that.

That's true. And there's always going to be... But guess what, guys? Pickups. We have a lot to be... We have a lot to be thankful for. No, I just want to get these episodes out. When you said that 600 pound life, if it would come down, you know what I said?

What? You're talking about the Lizzo trial? Oh yeah. Yeah. Why wouldn't you just say that now? Well, let's say it now. Do you think a 600 pound life could be a good life insurance company? Yeah. Yeah, I'm actually insured by 600 pound life. Oh, with Matt Rive. Yeah. All right, Matt Rive. Matt Rive? Yeah, I've met Rive myself. Because you're being hammered, you're being. My family feels safe knowing I have my thrice.

When I started up for Matt Rive, I have some shows. I knew you were a hammer, but you were okay. You know, I'm re-evanted my untamaged past day, my family were happy to worry about a few new cars or man could be a ruse. But I have Matt Rive. But I have Matt Rive insurance. For the cost as little as a cup of coffee a day.

For the price of one side order dumplings, number 22 special You can protect your hammer. We might arrive here. Dragon lucky don't bring The sushi restaurants are getting crazy you want to talk about inflation Take a look at the prices of the special roles of the sushi restaurant. They're like 18 to the right. Like dragonfucker role. Yeah. And it's just a shrimp temperer role without a coddle in it. Dragon's the best. That's all it is. That's all it ever is. The special role is always, oh, we had a shrimp temperer to an oil. We draped an avocado, sliced

avocado on top. Yeah. And then we put Godzilla sauce on it. Yeah, which is just reduced Mountain Dew Baha Blast. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, terrible. It's so classic. Yeah, good old classics. Nice little tuna avocado, nice little salmon. Salmon avocado, spicy tuna. Come on, don't fuck around, guys.

Yeah, I gotta see a dentist too. I think I have to get away. We have a dentist on the block. Hey, you're gonna oral surgeon. I have to get my wisdom teeth out. All right, just to eat pulled. Really? Yeah, the gum has been receding for like 10 years now.

So you're gonna be missing a tooth? I don't know, I don't know if I have to get like, I might be able to, last time I went there and this was three years ago, they were like, yeah, if it gets worse and you can go see an oral surgeon and they'll just like stitch the gum back together but I was like, can you give me a referral though? I could not really at that point yet. I'm like, well it looks like it's at my jawbone, so I don't know. Yeah

There's a dentist is a block away. All right. I went to that those people that's like a They have a bunch of offices around New York. Oh, that's like a, they have like a bunch of offices around New York. Oh, that's like that, with that like, what do you call it? Like a reductive, it's like dental, but it's like D-N-T-L. No, it's, what's it called, 10th? 10th? Yeah, I don't know. And they give you, they give you, they always did in the past, go to a group on and find like a $50 cleaning.

They give you headphones and they have a TV on the ceiling. Your teeth are looking in good shape. Yeah, yeah. They're all right. My heart fucked up. I don't know. I don't know, but I have to get my, whatever. Yeah, but they have a, there's a place of blockway

and they have a, you could just watch Seinfeld and get your teeth cleaned. It's kind of nice. Right on. Yeah. And if you pay $100, there's a little gas, yeah. Gas, yeah. You have to tell them that you need it.

I never get to gas. I've gotten it. That was pretty cool. Oh boy. It's pretty cool. I feel like I'm at a dead show, you know? I feel like I'm down on Shakedown Street, have a little ice cold fatty, you know?

What else is going on? I thought maybe we'd get more out of this Lizzo thing. You know. It's kind of just funny at face value. It's a headline. Yeah. Oh, Trump's indicted. Like, oh, is it, didn't they already?

Leprecy is now endemic in central Florida. What is endemic? Means it's like just there permanently. But it's not pandemic? No, that means it's everywhere. It's like pansexual. This one's cool. A proper owner returns home and finds a new $1.5 million house on his land.

How's it- what, it returns home? Like he missed it? No, somebody just went to this guy's property and started building a house there for themselves. And then he found out that it was on his land? Yeah. So he just gets to keep the house. I feel bad for this Lizzo lady. But people are really happy that it seems on Twitter that black guys are really happy about Lizzo getting canceled. Is Arde?

Yeah. This is them in this house. This is boring. That's pretty boring. Immunisable error. It seems like there are a lot of memes with guys, you know, putting up like Kobe with the championship trophy and stuff. Yeah, I mean, it is very funny. The co-denation.

It starts with Lizzo, and then in five years, it's just gonna be like fucking the head of CBS being like, this beautiful young actress raped me. That's out. That's what we have to do to get the movies good again. Yeah, right. Okay, we found out guys that we got rid of the purfs and the freaks, and they were making the best movies. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, so they need So they needed a play. A little bit of defense. A little bit of defense. A little reverse on to me too. I mean, how funny would be if that's that? That happened with that lady, what's her name? The Italian lady that was dating Anthony Bourdain. But she was like a huge wine scene in a accuser.

She was like one of the head wine scene accusers, and then it turns out she, a lot of vagina. I think a lot of vagina. Yeah. And then it turns out she had like an affair with like a 16 year old boy. Oh, okay. Yeah. That was a, what was her name? Age Argento. Yeah. That was a what's her name? HR agenda. Yeah, no, they got that YouTube lady. Oh, yeah,

that Miranda sings. Yeah, my sister text me. She's like, you have to be very careful. And I was like, why? She's like, Miranda sings, gotten trouble. And like, you guys could get in trouble for anything. And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? We're not texting 16 year old boys or girls. What is she talking about? I thought she said racist things about black people. No, she was texting kids. Maybe, but we do that shit, but that's the product. That's what thing.

My sister's like, yeah, you just have to be very careful, because there are people that will come through everything. You can't cancel Exxon for selling gas. Nice. Well, they're selling fucking petroleum products. Yeah, those costs cancer. We're destroying the planet. We're a vape juice company.

We're trying to sell poison. Yeah. Yeah, no, Miranda Singh's got trouble. And then I saw five seconds of what her live show is. And it's her just basically IRL scrolling. It's her rapidly going through all of the characters that she does. And I'm like, that looks fucking exhausted.

It looks like hell. Yeah, that looks truly terrible. Oh my gosh. In certain ways, I feel bad for the people. And I guess we kind of, we're podcasters. So we're kind of like this weird, like we're like the modern day equivalent of old radio guys, you know.

So, okay. No, Adam texts us. Oh, okay, thanks for letting us know. What? Potential big old get is in New York City. Another. Yeah, wow, that would be five episodes in the can that we have out and then that'll be like

our release schedule till the fall almost. Yeah, we might be able to get our whole fall line up. Yeah, yeah, if we can just bang these out and drop, you know, one of these bigger ones every two weeks, you know, try and pick it up, pick up the pace. I will reach out to that person after the show. It is kind of my hope that this, I mean, not my hope, it would suck. But if this special fails, and then I can't do the road, then I would have,

I'd be forced to just work on this full time. Yeah. Why not? Show would be better. I mean, you know, a long, long better. You know, a long more time? You have about seven days. Well, I can actually, I can say it on the show, why not? Why can't I say it on the show? Yes, it was in New York City. James Bond.

Liza. Pretty close to James Bond. Okay, anything. He's got a great body. He's tall. Handsome. There was a lot about politics. RFK Jr.

Oh. Barack Obama? No, it's more exciting than that. It's better than Barack Obama. It's not just Chris Cuomo again. He's a popular internet fixture. Oh, how does it Ginsburg know about that? I don't know, he just takes me to Hassan as a New Yorker.

So, guys, Hassan Piker will be coming on the Adam Fripp bunch of this week. Yes, but this week, yes, wait. Hassan has come to New York to do the Adam Fripp. Hassan has come to New York to do the Adam Fripp. Let's show some of you. Hassan has been playing the stripper monster. There is no way the guys.

We've had a little cat and mouse, but he's been flirting. And guys. He's out there right now somewhere. Looking for the show, we'll text him. We'll let him know where the studio is. Hassan has finally made the trip that he's been saving up for months. He said he didn't have, he said it was the tickets were expensive. It's so hard to get a hotel assistant. A lot of people go go after a son they say he has all this money but they don't understand

that if you're a twitch streamer you're legally required to spend 2.8 million dollars a year on Funko pops yeah so on toys yeah he's he'd love to be doing the show but he's been too busy building a fucking uh... h-zero replica of uh... this slave one bobah fed ship yeah which is necessary to be a twitch dreamer is to buy a uh... quarter million dollar model replica of eyes are eyes ask our eyes to explain us yeah uh... as a scene in the deleted scenes from so so you can make a video that says, all caps

I bought Oscar Isaac's penis is like, yeah, yeah, that's what YouTube is. Basically. So yeah, shout out to all the new games coming to Nintendo Switch. Plus, we talk about uh... uh... uh... it's a factory it is very weird anyway so his son thank you for coming to New York and guys if you are listening to this

uh... just let them know that you appreciate him for coming to New York to come on to do the atom to do the atom free lunch yeah okay but that'll probably wrap it up again i'm chicago this weekend and if you're in Boston the will bertheter towards the end of september and folks washington d you can go to mull.dog slash live dash shows and washington dc on august 24th to 26 I will be there and Nick and I will both be at Town Hall. November 8th, 2023, let's sell that caulk sucker out. It's a big ass theater.

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