The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast – Episode 7

Episode Date: June 8, 2023

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Hello and welcome to the Adam Friedland show podcast. I'm joined here. It's time for a second. What? Just talk for a second. Welcome to the Adam Friedland show podcast. I'm Adam Friedland your host. I'm sitting next to Nick Mullin, my friend of 12 years and my colleague, business partner. 12 years of friends. Yeah. Well, to me, it felt like at times a slave. Okay, just keeps on, I don't get it.

What's going on? I'm checking, just doing the read. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. I mean, we could have started after. I just started from, no, it's all just from the world. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's so late here. Folks, next weekend, Nick will be in San Diego, California,

the comedy co. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. At the American comedy company. Yeah, Thursday through Sunday. And then this weekend, I will be in Irvine, California, not far from San Diego, at thevine improv Thursday through Sunday the eighth through the

10th. Come on out, it's gonna be great. I'm sure it will. You think so? I'm sure it will. I'm sure your shows will be great too. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's just, you know, I mean, there was no weekend. This one is rescheduled you know, I mean, there was no weekend. This one is rescheduled, so I mean, well, I guess that gives me time to do this, but we have to update the review of the black magic. The mini, this one won't turn off now. Who are you blaming?

Why? I like that my policy is I don't touch wires or buttons because I probably would have broken it at this point. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I guess we need something more durable, probably. Uh-huh. Some kind of... Does that make tough book?

Those laptops, do they make cameras? I don't know. Why? For like, uh, for this one is to say tough book? Autor box? Yeah. Yeah. Do they make a classic atom bit saying a thing in a way? In such a way? People say things, Nick.

Saying things in such a way. What do you mean in such a way? What's Pan Zone's pizza? Oh my god. I ran out of shirts. I bought it in Portland. Is that a place? Pan Zone?

I didn't, you know, it was in a thrift store. I was looking for pizza places last night on Seamless. And there's a place called penis Lafarshada. Pizza, have you seen that? No. Did you try it? No. I've never tried, Pea.

Maybe that's the big sausage pizza place. You finally found it. Maybe it is. What's going on with you? Me? Yeah, you got like a personal crisis going on. Yeah. What's up? A lot. Just go ahead.

It's been a stressful couple of weeks for me. I don't really want to divulge specifically. No, just go ahead. It was all really capped off with what happened with my dog and thinking I was going to lose my dog. Shout out to the girl who lives in Bethlehem, Connecticut. And I guess knew lose my dog. Shout out to the girl who lives in Bethlehem, Connecticut, and I guess knew who my dog was, and saw it on the town Facebook page

and looked for my dog. I really appreciate that. There's good in the world. They got this tucking controversy at Target. I don't think it's going on. I think that they're like, I'm just saying, it feels like people are at odds with one another.

And I went to target the other day, because I was like, am I, is there something going on in a target that I'm not aware of? And... Oh, we got it. Is there something I'm not aware of? Like, is the pride display different than it's normally been? You know, this is New York. They're not hiding anything here.

Yeah. And it seems like the same as it's ever been. Like, targets always had, they've always done that. Pride and then mannequins of some big gals too. I remember when that was new. Yeah. And I said it on the show. And that dropped.

I remember I said it on the show before, but if I had, if I didn't have the internet, and I went into target, I remember because target had the fat mannequins before anybody else did. They were at the forefront of that. Yeah. And if I had gone there not knowing anything having an inner, I would have seen that.

I've been like, I mean, that's fucking, yes. That's gold. That's funny, but that's mean. Yeah, yeah. I'd be like, that's come on. That's fucking mean. Right. You know?

Because you didn't realize that. Well, to me, outside of the context of like the cultural criticism and the body sizes and any of that, the goddess of the place where we have fat mannequins. If I see that, that somebody like, and I remember, I was like, even when I was like 17 or 18, trying to, before there was any kind of fat acceptance movement, I remember being like,

yeah, it's weird that you can be, like you can't be racist, but you're allowed to just shit all over fat people. They're kind of like the Jews of body size of the gas. Yeah, there's a lot of fat Jews too. The fat Jewish, the meme aggregate. Yeah, that guy. Yeah, that guy. What do you mean that guy?

He's around, is he? I just see him walking down the street. Yeah, he's an ridiculous haircut. Anyways, you ever think like Subway Jared was like, look, I can't be a fat Jewish pet fox. He was like, I got a drop one. I got a drop one. And he lost the weight and he's like,

it would have been nice if he dropped the Jewish. Yeah, you'd be even better at a story about a big fat guy, or maybe Subway Jared's story, he was always regular-sized. And he was like, I started going to subway instead of jacking off the child pornography. Yeah, it saved him. Yeah. And then he's in all the commercials

because he's like, this was me. And it's him surrounded by like old computers. And he's just covered in like, come and like my little pony stuff. We should celebrate that. And then he's like, but instead of jacking off the child pornography, I started walking the subway every day.

You're like, hi, Jared. I'm even allowed near the elementary school again. They took me off the list. The list is mean. And then he gets canceled because we find out that they've been hiding from the public that he's gained 400 pounds. Somebody at Jared arrested for gaining 400 pounds. And that's how you know. Yeah.

But that's kind of a claim that you can never believe. What? I stopped looking at child pornography. Why? Because like, it's a Shane Vader set it. We believe them. They them. Really?

Yeah. They're back out there. They're back out on these streets. No, because when they got cast, she is she, whatever the fuck. Yeah, that was the funniest thing. Yeah, they got cast. Our main trends advocate on Twitter.

Got canceled. And yeah, what they said was that they weren't a pedophile. They were just like the posting child pornography and like chats to bother people. Oh, as a troll. As a troll. That's a step too far. Even the Joker.

The Joker would not. Even Adolf Hitler. Yeah. They'd be like, that's classless. Yeah. It really is the worst thing you can do. What, looking at child forever? Fuck a kid.

Jack off the kids. Yeah, there's gotta be worst thing you can do. What? Look at child. Fuck a kid. Jack off the kids. Yeah, there's got to be something worse, I think. But it's like an illness of their brains, right? I think, how about maybe pushing a guy with Down syndrome into a volcano? That's probably it.

That's not a lovely child. Yeah, but lowering them up there being like, we got... It's pretty bad. Yeah, it's going to be awesome. We're going to Disneyland. Oh, like, like, planting a bait. Where's Mickey? Like Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. We're going to Disneyland. Oh like like planting the paint Where's Mickey like doing like a hand-seeing gretel like no, this is magic mountain. We're almost there. Just keep going. Okay Yes, I'm really excited

Him just sort of falling in and the steam And people are like what have you done? I? I just got a really sad thinking about that. Well, at least I didn't jack off the child pornography. They're gonna be like, this is worth. There, people will be like, what do you mean? At least I didn't jack off the... I'm just saying in terms of a cohort in society that's the worst kind of person you can be.

The pedophile? I don't think that there's like a group of volcano pushers, mentors of mentally handicapped people. What I think, I'm more progressive than anybody. I think is, you know, I don't really know the state of it, but if they are doing reassignment surgery on children, just give the penises to pedophiles instead of putting them in the garbage.

A little leftover. Yeah. Well, in the Jewish religious stuff. And you have to bury it, actually. They could just have a little coin purse that they open up, and there's a little penis in there. And it just makes them smile. Yeah, and they look at it on the box.

And then they put it in and zip it back up. And so I was like, where did you get that? He's like from the hospital. Yeah. He's from the government. From the government. Yeah. And you can't get mad at me because it was in the garbage.

Oh, he's like a raccoon. He was like searching for it. Well, they were like, I feel like as one man's trash is another man's trash. As a matter of policy, if that is going to help, there's not a more apt use of that expression than, than giving children's penises the pedophiles. I don't know what it is. It is a good idea.

It is a treasure. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. It would be really sweet. Did you ever see that Louie Theroux, like the, like, the people on the sex offender registry, like, living in that group house in LA? You see that one?

Mm-hmm. That, like, old, sweet man that just couldn't stop jacking off in front of ladies. He was like, he gave this like in passion speech where he was like, and I just looked at my penis and I was just ready to chop it off. Cause it was the only way that I could conceive of like, being normal again.

Yeah. And then, yeah, and then over the, there was like a chiroler, whatever. And it was like a two weeks later, he was, I remember as a kid, I saw something that was like, my name even been Jenny Jones. It was some like talk show about people that have, um, I don't know if you would call it a fetish because there's like, there's, there's, there's, like, there's certain fetishes where it's like so removed from sexuality at all. Like a giant woman.

Yeah, like a giant woman. A lot of the deviant aren't stuff. Yeah. Like, um, you know, people to jack off the cartoon character's feet, but it's like, do they even jack off to it? It's like, here's me going. They draw pictures. They draw childish pictures themselves, and it's like, it's, it's, uh, and it'll be on a holiday. Like, it's a Christmas, so he's a, here's a picture of me getting milkshakes

to the diner with Mario's feet. You know, and it's like, well, you're saying that they found a community? I know, I'm saying, you're not even not only close to listening to what I'm saying. You're saying that there are people that have fetishes that couldn't exist in the material world. No.

No? No. That's not even... All right, so I cut you off. I cut you off. You're saying your own thing. I'm just having a bad week, man. Then talk about it.

I'm not going to talk about it. Don't make me fish for a bit. No, no, continue. Continue. Talk about the fetish things. We could do a lot with that. Well, the point isn't that it's at what point this, where is the distinction between fetish

and just bizarre obsession? You know, like if there's no sexual element, maybe I'm just being like pedantic, but. Well, isn't that the distinction that it makes you come? No, because there's a gray area in between. Like I'm saying, with these drawings, it's like, I don't think these guys, you know, it's like they don't jack off to it.

It's like, he just sits around drawing himself going on dates with Mario's feet, and then they go play laser tag or something. Yeah. It's like, I don't believe that guy's beating off, but an observer would read it as necessarily kind of sexual because what else would it be? Someone trying to escape the real world. And imagine you invest friends with Mario's feet. And such a particular bizarre way, you know?

Yeah. And I'm sorry I was gonna mention something else, but I did really. Yeah. I'm sorry dude. Yeah, yeah. Because if it's something else, I wouldn't say it, because this might just be, I was going to call it a fetish

But it's probably not it's probably just a bizarre Yeah, no watching like talk shows. Oh, yeah, it might have been Jenny Joe's I don't think it was though it was some maybe like a prime time special or something about people that were obsessed with Like they had to have a limb they have putated. They felt that they had a limb missing. And then they sort of did a semi-reinactment, a dramatic reenactment of this guy that cut off his own fucking leg above the knee. And maybe it was below, I don't know.

I mean, this was 30 years ago. And he had just tied he's like just, they tied a tourniquet, tied his leg real tight, and told it was like fucking purple, and then he just set it up on like a piece of plywood and got a circular saw and just cut through his fucking leg with a circular saw. And then, it's like, why is this on TV?

Why? It's freak show. Yeah, why am I like that? It's like 600 pound life, you know? Mm, that's a little different than 600 pound life. It's a spectacle, no? It's mental illness. People like watching 300 pound mannequin. I'm going to start, I'm going to do everything I'm going to do.

I would go to the business licenses or whatever, just make the fat, just aim for the fat, like Howard Hughes, I'm making the biggest, it's the fattest mannequin ever anyone's ever seen. I'm loving that. I think we should do a couple like the testifying in front of Congress. Now, Mr. Hughes, these mannequins are too fat, wouldn't you say?

You're like bleeding from scratching yourself, because of your obsessive compulsive disorder. Yeah. Uh-huh. That movie's so good. America wanted fat mannequins and not delivered it to them. It'd be cool if we went to China and we tried to like source the suppliers for the fatest mannequins.

I would love to go on a business trip to China. Well, they should have Guatemalan mannequins, too. Especially. Like human mannequins? It came out. No, like just the size. It's small. Small and stocky, you know.

Like five, four. Yeah, to wear it though, like, you know, Spider-Man tie-dye t-shirts. Mm-hmm. You know? Because that is kind of who's, who's, yeah, like an ad party Spider-Man t-shirt. Yeah.

And they'll walk it. You should have like a apartment complex slut, mannequin for like the cookie monster pajama pants. Yeah, and like a wife beater. Yeah. Apartment complex slut. Is that how you talk about women? It was kind of a little bit hardcore.

Why'd you have a bad week? Me? Yeah. It's just like a bunch of like crummy things that you know, crummy things happen. My sister got in a car accident. It was really weird. That was three weeks ago. No, it was the beginning of last week.

And then my dog, and it was that anniversary, my mom's death. That's something. That's real. There's just like a lot of stuff that happened, you know. Would you do anything for your mom? I did like a Jewish prayer and you like this candle. Is it a special candle? Yeah.

It's a special candle. Do you have to go get it or is it just a holder of a special? You know, a menorah is a candle that lasts 24 hours. So you just put regular candles in a mirror? It's a candle that lasts 24 hours. So you light it at candles in a minute. It's a candle that lasts 24 hours. So you light it at the beginning of the day and then it's supposed to last all day. Did it?

Uh, I didn't really track it. You didn't. You just gave up. You lit the candle and you said that's enough. It's not about the candle. It's that it's, it's, it would make her, it sounds like it's about the candle. It would make her happy that I said the, the, the spell. And how would she feel if she knew that you just didn't even?

You went out and you spent a lot of time. She wouldn't care. That's, that's not the woman she was. The special candle. No, she would knew that you just didn't even you went out and you didn't care that's not the woman she was a special candle no she would be like you didn't even be bothered you did the spell you're such a good boy bothered to see if it lasts 24 hours no she's like you did the spell you're such a good boy I'm so proud of you I love that she made too many excuses for you no she took no she did the whole point that was pure love the whole that was pure love the whole point of the thing is just 24 hour candle No, that's on the whole point the whole point is remembering your loved one for what 15 minutes I just mentioned and then it's the candles. I mentioned the gear to you

Yeah, here's the candles job. You transfer it to the candle. What's the gear? The gear is the candle you're fixating on the gear It's the spiritual... Like Richard gear? Is it spelled the same way? Yes. Um, yeah, so there was that. So can you put the candle in your ass? Yes. Yeah.

And my mom would have been touched by that. You know, it's like to create a little bedroom scene for the durable you have in there. Do gay guys really do that? No. It's something that people made up about Richard Geer. I thought that's a gay thing. I think that's the reason he had to convert the Buddhism.

I think that rumor is right. To beat the gerbil ass, I think that's destroyed him. I think he thought he was the coolest guy in the world. To start a rumor that good, that you literally, it's chasing you the rest of your life. And it was the brother of the cookie monster, pajamas girl. It was some guy in fucking Ohio that was like, yeah, that got fucking shoves,

gerbils in his ass. Just a fucking liar. A guy drinking rock star energy drink. Yeah, right. Just an absolute liar. Yeah, the pre-rock star energy, the big gulp era. The hell yes. The big gulp film, like, excuse me.

Absolutely, no, or like, absolutely. Yeah. Grey area, sexual assault. Yeah. Yeah. Class ago, sexual assault. Yeah. Yeah. Class ago, huh? Class you started. That's who started the, uh...

Yeah, that was a, I took, that was that thing I used to say about my dad telling me about Catherine the Great. Uh-huh. About how that was a rumor that's still around and it was just started by some French gay guys. Mm-hmm. We're like, oh is it, I heard that beach of fucking horse. That's a gray rumor. Is this your different than other years?

How many years has it been? Three years. Three years. Oh, that's more recent than I thought. I guess with the pandemic, it's... It was just hard because like, my sister got on the car accident. It was just like a hard week. And, you know, I just love my family.

It's just... Sure. It's sad. It's just, it's sad. It'll always, like, it'll always be painful. In what way does it change, though? Is it a different? I think the shock of someone not being there, you can deal with, like, you can adjust to that,

like three seats and so forth. But, and I think it's kind of a nice thing, but the pain just, we need it as a nice thing. It's almost a nice thing, but the pain just... What do you mean it's a nice thing? It's almost a nice thing that you're not about... You don't have to heal from the pain. That experience just becomes part of who you are and you understand life in a different way. So it's not a matter of like waiting around to like,

oh, I'm gonna feel better. It's just like a, maybe I'm... We're doing this, we're having deep, deep chats that get on the show. What do you want to talk about? No, no, I like it. I like it. I know, I enjoy it. We don't have to talk about it.

No, no, I'm not pretty. I'm not a deeply personal. You're very intelligent guy. I value your, not your patronizing me. No, I'm not. I don't know. Go ahead. I mean, it's just, it's interesting.

I don't know. It is something that you're never prepared for. Did you do the candle thing last year? I think I skipped last year. I did the first year. And what did you skip it? Because it's like, I can't deal with that. No, it was just sad.

My sister was like very, it was like a matter of like a foot and a half from her like, you know. Her, what? She was like going through an intersection. She was going through an intersection. She got T-bone. No, I'm at Oh so bad. And so I was kind of just like, you know, like,

Okay, so it wasn't like you couldn't bring yourself to do it last year. No, it was just like, think about your family and appreciating them. And it's just like, you know, feeling fortunate that we all have each other, you know? Yeah. I don't know.

She would be proud of me if I, if she saw me, she saw me doing the little spell. She would be proud. The spell? Yeah. Do you think she would be proud of the show? Yes. Okay. Yeah. She was always trying to make me...

Well folks, it looks like my work here is done. No, that's not true. But no, she was always... Good luck to you. She had no, my friend. She like couldn't process a comedy, like in terms of bits. Like she just like didn't listen.

But she was always like, why are you wearing the best shirt? It's certainly one shirt. That's the fuck no. Oh, but, what's right? You were inherited. When I came to my mom is my inability to listen to people or understand bits. No, she just...

Okay, she wouldn't listen to any of the words on the show if she watched it, but she would see that I was wearing a suit and it would make her very happy. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah. She'd be like, you look like a nice boy. That's kind of everybody's parents.

It's so sweet. I mean, not everybody's parents. Yeah. A lot of people are like doctors that save lives. If you're a comedian and you find success, your parents have to be like, yeah, I saw that your, seems like things are going well.

Yeah. I can't, that new Epstein chunk is right here. Yeah. Everything you're gonna say. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's a video of you trying to suck your own dick that has two million views.

What are you referring to? It's the bull. Yeah. Yeah. It is like, it's like, I saw you, I saw that video. Who's that, that got that big fella, Bobby Kelly? Is that his name? And he's got a dildo going through his hip or his pants

and you're sucking the dildo like it's his cock. Yeah. I heard you suck Louis J. Gomez and he was like, I'm really not out of touch, but it seems like things are going well for you. I think it's, I like think back to like when I told my parents, I wanted it to be a clown and it really makes me cringe. When you told them that?

Yeah, they were like absolutely right. They were like, just go to law school and like we're like in the immigrant family, just do something, do something secure. To be fair, you would have been the worst lawyer of all time. I would have been so bad. You would purge yourself constantly. No, no, I would, I think I would litigate.

Cause I would have been into the theater of it. But if I was doing like contract law, I'd be really bad at it. I'm so sloppy. You'd be sitting there in jury selection, leaning over to your client, being like, I think they want to have sex with me. No, I would have, no, I would be like, fucking Johnny Cochran, Razzle Dazzle.

You're like, these guys are gonna love me, and then you just bomb, and then somebody would get the death penalty for her. That's not true, dude. I'm forgetting the return library. I do like a Razzle Dazzle Johnny Cochran kind forgetting the return library. I do like a razzle, dazzle, Johnny Cochrane kind of thing. No. I do like a black church kind of like rhymes and like the glove don't fit you must acquit.

So sick. Yeah, I don't think so. You don't think so? No chance. Why? I think I don't think you can do anything other than this. No, because I understand a jury of my peers. They're not watching for the laws.

They're watching for the show. You don't understand anybody. That's what makes you particularly suited everybody. I think you're projecting. I think you're projecting. No, it's I love people. What do you mean? I understand people, for sure.

No, a good interviewer doesn't understand people. That's not true. Joe Rogan is the biggest empath in America. In America. A good interviewer is somebody that goes, they take a specific thing and they ask a specific question. But what the general question is is, explain basic human emotions to me. And then somebody does it in a seemingly specific way.

That's what Charlie Rose was doing? Yes, yeah. That's what Ed Bradley would do. Now, when you're writing your book, what did it feel like to write a book? I mean, it's like, you're not wrong. Yeah. You're not wrong.

I never saw it that way. That's why AI is going to take a road. I just thought it was smooth. Every human interaction is entirely formulaic. Everything is already written. It's over. Not us, dude. So what?

Not us, dude. We're one of a kind. No. You can easily replace us with AI. Not us, dude. What? Not us, dude. We're one of a kind. No. You can easily replace us with AI. Not us. You just have to make the AI slower. That's the only problem. Chat GPT types too fast.

If it could just... If Chat GPT... It goes so fast. Could respond and take a break every three seconds and cough or pick its nose. Yeah. You're done, pal. I'm not done, dude.

It's all right. You said it previously that there's no way that it could mimic my intrinsic mediocre affect. Yeah. Yeah, you have to be aiming for a different kind of media on me. How could a computer mimic that? Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. Impossible. Yeah How could a computer mimic the mold dog? Pretty easily. No, I don't think so. No, I have a pretty formulaic approach to everything. You know what a computer could mimic the come-town podcast Yeah, like the mash-up characters We even this setup of the show. I mean everything is You that's the other thing too mean, everything is... That's the other thing, too. Is everything is, well, whatever.

This is... God! No, I don't have a point I want to make. I don't care. I'm just fishing for some kind of conversation. But, am I not obliging? No, it's not that it has nothing to do with you. It's like I have nothing to say on the issue.

So they found aliens yesterday? I saw that, and you know what's funny? I mean, I was going through the... So they found aliens yesterday? I saw that, and you know what's funny? I mean, I was going through, I was flipping through the channels last night, and I wanted to hear about the aliens, because it's comforting. It's nice.

Yeah, it's a type of news for, like, that, you know. And it is, people say it's a distraction, but it's more like an effective distraction. Dist distract me with that, I don't get it. I think people need it bad. Right, exactly. I think society needs that bad. Yeah, right. And I saw Cuomo, the news nation show, and I'm like, well, he's probably talking about

the alien. That's our boy. I put it on, it's like, I hit in the show, it already started, and I turn it on, and as I turn it on, he's sitting there and he goes, aliens. Did he crush it? Yeah, his show is like, his show is it on he's sitting there and he goes, aliens. Me. Did he crush it? Yeah, his show is like, his show is like, the new show is, folks we love.

I'll be honest with you, I didn't really watch because I didn't get cable until the pandemic. Yeah. And at that point, CNN was just, it's all just COVID bullshit. I don't care, you know? Yeah. And then nobody's watching full news programs. So I can't really compare as if I've watched a whole episodes

of his old CNN show. Mm-hmm. The new show is much better. Well, I was watching it during COVID, because I was back home with my parents. So they were just religiously watching. No, he's like, he's like, look, if it's nothing, tell us. Stop not telling us what the weather there's aliens are not.

He's my best friend. Yeah, and he brings a guy on. I think they should, I think they should tell us. Stop not telling us what the weather there's aliens are not. He's my best friend. Yeah, they bring a guy on the other side. I think they should, I think they should tell us about the aliens. So sick. That's what the news should be. Are there aliens? Are there aliens? Give us a damn answers.

Yeah, yes or no? Yeah. Drop the shit. Yeah. Isn't Biden like pro like ex files like releasing alien shit? That was like one of his platform points.iles, like, releasing alien shit? That was, like, one of his platform points. Was it...

Or was it Hillary? Maybe Hillary was. One of the two of them were, like, pro, like, declassifying, uh, area 51 shit. Yeah. I don't know. I don't understand the motivation with any of that. What do you mean?

I don't know. What does it matter? Like, is that, because like- Does it would be awesome if everyone make everyone feel awesome? How many votes is that gonna get you? I think it's more altruistic. I think it's more-

Can you imagine being alive in the fucking moon landing 1969? Well, I'll tell you this. It would have been so awesome. This is probably what it is. It's like, obviously, with January 6th, I mean, you can blame Trump, but a lot of that's like buttressed by this QAnon thing.

And I still don't know what QAnon was, whether it's like just an individual or a couple of people having fun and it like grew into this big thing. The theory is as naval intelligence. Yeah, or it's something deliberate by the government, you know? That makes sense. Either way, it's like, you know, if you recognize

that like the power conspiracy theories now have, especially like when everybody that lived through 9-11 and was young enough to be like susceptible to loose change, you know, is an adult. Like conspiracy theories do have like real measurable power. Right? So how do you like take that back and then also take that power back and then also like nullify it? And the easiest answer is like you start with

the UFO guys. UFO guys make big-foot real, all of these things because like now it's this sort of like a bizzara world where you can like gain credibility by engaging in conspiracy theories. So, if you have people in the center, on the left, people live in the world of supposed truth or whatever, engaging in these things, it shows their willingness to ask questions that are inherently absurd. And by doing that, then maybe, you know, it's like, if you can overwrite, like, Q&A on stuff, or write, win conspiracy theories,

with like a large popular belief in something like aliens or bigfoot or whatever. So you're just, it's like, drags noise. It creates noise, specifically to counter. Human beings found out we're not alone. That would be awesome. And if we were alive for it, that's what I mean. And so it's working on you.

Yeah, yeah. Of course. Yeah. If I was alive when they landed on the moon, I would have thought that was the coolest shit ever. I asked my dad, I was like, do you think the moon landing was fake? And he almost started crying.

He was like, if it is fake, it would really hurt. Because it was so awesome to be like a fucking kid. Yeah. Yeah. I think that people, like like shit seems really sad. People seem very lonely. Yeah. And there's a perfect...

I don't think it... We don't have effective, uh, I mean, it's had liberal conspiracy theories, you know? It's like they're all directed at Trump, and that didn't really, I mean, aside from like a couple of like theme accounts on Twitter. Yeah, nobody cares about Russia game. I mean, a lot of people did. It's now it's a war for everyone that watched Meadow did.

It's a private war for like these conspiracies. If Biden can make himself the UFO guy, that's in some people's minds that adds credibility to him, because it's... I know what you're saying, you're probably right, but I'm just sick of being so cynical. I think it would be so cool. If what aliens were real. If we've found aliens while we were alive we have cool shit here. Like what? Like what is the fucking bottom of the ocean or what the fuck is an octopus?

It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. We already have whatever people are on. Their brain is their entire body. It's their entire body. You can cut off their arm, they're so alive. They're doing fucking like tool laser shows inside of their body at all times. They're on the real. Like pyramids and like fog machines. Yeah. And all this shit. And then all they're doing is like eating crabs.

They're using all of that. They evolved all of this stuff. I don't buy them. That nature would evolve all of these systems so that this thing can be like, oh, fucking oysters. If a fucking spaceship came down and landed on Earth, it would be fucking sick.

Yeah, but you don't care about octopus now. You can go right now to the aquarium and see what I watch the fucking South Africa guy. Who? The octopus teachers. No, the documentary on Netflix by the guy that he teaches octopus. How can South Africa and Guy? Who? The Octopus to choose? Bear Girls. No. The documentary on Netflix by the guy that he teaches octopus?

No, he goes swimming every day with an octopus. What I would be experiencing is his death. You want to talk about media being dead. What I would love to see is a remake of radio. But instead of a mentally disabled African American man, it's an octopus. Mm-hmm. It's one of those just fucking trippy octopi

that has lights and stuff. And then it's the manager of the team. The hell is wrong with that boy. He's just in the tank. So laying right, with that boy. And it just, yeah, it gets one of the footballs. It like kind of slimes onto the field and gets one of the footballs.

And then all of the jocks start beating it with berm sticks. Yeah, look at this freak. And Ed Harris is like, Hey, leave that boy alone. Yeah, he's like what's your name, son? And he's just not talking. He can't talk. Nobody, he has like telepathy.

Telepathy. He has to push home and his mom's like, they say they know what's wrong with the boy. He just light up a bunch of different colors. They say he ain't got no central nervous system. His whole body is a brain. So you're saying he's as smart as we are. Well, a name like that.

But if he cut off one of his arms, he'll still go find crabs, you know? That would be the movie. That would be good movie. Yeah. Nick, they're like, you're, you're ruining the football team because you're too obsessed with radio. He's still named radio.

Octo radio. That's pretty good. Yeah. Wait, is he in like a tank that they wheel around? Or does he exist on like the dry land? He can breathe. He can breathe? Yeah.

He can breathe there. And he walks on all eight. I think he's just sort of like, gooly kind of. Like the way you move. It's crazy. They're like, no, the way you move around. We've been doing a lot of body work recently. Why? Have you seen it change in me after all of our body work? No.

Not at all. What are you gonna say? Can I have the thing? You watched every episode of Deep Space Nine. I actually haven't. I see maybe two or three seasons. OK. You've watched so much Star Trek.

How sick would it be? How sick would it be? I'm not a Star Trek guy anymore that I'm like a fucking... Let me think of another show. Simpsons? No, because I'm show. Simpsons? No, because I'm definitely a Simpsons. You're more Simpsons than...

Absolutely. That show is very important. But I'm going to start track guy to the same extent. I'm, uh, let's say, a... Beyond Belief Factor Fiction guy. Actually, I've seen more of that show. It's not possible. There's thousands of... I mean, there's hundreds and hundreds of more of that show. That's not possible. There's thousands of... I mean, there's hundreds and hundreds of episodes of Star Trek.

There's probably 100 episodes of that show. No, it was on for like seven seasons. Was it? Yeah. Is that the one with... John, it's with... With Captain Commander Right. So that's just Star Trek.

It's not just... That's just Star Trek, dude. It's not... That's just Star Trek. It's originally, it was James Brolin. That guy's a hot man. No, not Josh Brolin. James Brolin. Silver Fox. AA, BEEP, BEEP, M-C-O. AA, BEEP, H-H-H-H-H-H-V. That's a strizansman. AA.

AA, BEEP. Don't lay. Don't lay. Don't lay. Don't lay. Don't lay. Don't lay. R-R-E-E. And it's a, they do breaks. Transitions. Transitions. You can do a full car. What, like, have sex with it? Yeah.

Tranny. Tranny. Do they still say, has Tranny been cancelled in the automotive community? I have no idea. Go look at the forums. Go check the forums, go check the reddits. No, that's too much work. I get what you're saying about conspiracy theories, but like, I wouldn't put it on the same level as something that just life is sad and confusing

and conspiracy theories give you explanations and tie them up with a bow, and it makes people feel better. But it's not the same as a fucking alien landing. Yeah, I mean, there's a... And getting him on tabs? People use fucking conspiracy theories to turn away from, like, the injustices you're like,

complicit in either under capitalism or because you live in a country that bombs and shit out of other countries. Oh, well, it's aliens or the aluminum audio or whatever. I mean, you know, my friend was talking to Max. His brother is now queuing on, and he got radicalized because Matt Granick was on the flight logs. Oh, really?

Of Epstein. That was like the first domino to fall in his mind. But what's Epstein doing with that? I mean, it's like, that's the thing. It's like, you know, it's supposed to be this whole CIA blackmail. Yeah. So what? Epstein, he goes on a plane and he says, make the Simpson shitty to take that away from people.

Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Yeah, right. It doesn't make sense. Make Bart fucking say that globalism is good. Yeah, maybe that's where his head is. Don't have a cow about globalism, man. Yeah. Is that, yeah, that there was like a political agenda

of the Simpsons. He felt lied to his whole life. He's clearly covering up for some deeper trauma or something. You know. But it is a really crazy thing to like get you started on Alex Jones. Yeah. Is the Simpsons feeling like the integrity of the Simpsons is called into question. Yeah.

Which is funny in the context of the South Park Simpson is did it first say. You've already blamed South Park now for creating libertarians. It is kind of the perfect show because both all political bands like can read into every joke as like identifying with, you know, conservatives and liberals watch that show and they identify with different parts. Yeah.

It's kind of a genius, honestly. Yeah. I mean, at this point, I'm so nauseated by all of these conversations, I would rather just be in a giant political prison. Like a gulag? Everybody's in prison, and you can't talk about this stuff anymore. Yeah, it sucks. But one of those Norwegian ones, are you going to play station? Yeah.

They're like a, the child mass killing prison. Yeah, let me see if Andrew, Andrew's breath. What's Brevick up to? Does he have PlayStation 3 yet? I think they like keep him two generations behind Yeah, to give them hard time Anders Brevick PlayStation 3 Oh PlayStation 4 he got four

Demand it. Yeah, so he's playing Blue Race Yeah, so he was demanding PlayStation 3 in 2014 He went to the Hague. Yeah. He demanded a replacement of a PlayStation 2 with a more recent PS3 with access to more adult games that I get to choose myself as well as a sofa or armchair instead of a painful chair. Other inmates have access to adult games

so I only have the right to play less interesting kids games. One example is Rayman Revolution. A game named it's three year olds wrote the 35 year old convicted killer. Yeah. He gets a weekly allowance of $50. Um, that's your Rayman. Uh, yeah, does he have PlayStation 3?

I thought you said the N4. All right, 2016. Who wrote his favor? Yeah, so the court ruled in his favor. Okay. So the court ruled in his favor. Okay. And the last thing I said, I said, I'm there confinement for insurance. I said, I'm just going to find an insurance.

Does he just get to it? Whether he has... I'm extending still as a resident. What's the source on this? I'm giving Old PlayStation, the mass killer is torture, says no region court. You're kidding.

No, I'm serious. Oh, they gave him an Xbox 360. Oh, that's shit. Yeah. But he's playing Halo? Um, I'm gonna send him a PS5. Come on, dude. Don't say that. Why? Because he's a bad guy.

But that's what Gandhi would do. He killed kids. Gandhi would send him a PS5. Really? I think so. Gandhi didn't like Muslims. Is it the end of Brevick Muslim? He killed Muslim kids, I thought. I thought he killed like immigrant kids.

G.S.A. people. Do you know how it was like young D.S.A. people? Really? I thought so. Yeah. I think there were little kids that like a immigrant, a summer camp. Yeah, I don't know. Who cares? It was fucking 10 years ago. You know what I mean?

No. What do you mean, no? I think it's maybe worse than a pedophile. I feel it's bad when the government does it, but if it's just some guy that wants PlayStation 3, this is why I'm more scared than anything in my approach. You're not talking about the murder of the kids. You're talking about the PlayStation thing.

Oh, no, I'm talking about the murders. Yeah, no, I mean, you know, when it's state does it, it's an injustice, but if it's just some guy that wants PlayStation, I mean, yeah, don't do that. But after 10 years, it's like, he's like, PS5 secure. He's rehabilitated because 10 years with PlayStation 2, you realize like, oh, I shouldn't have killed those kids. You know what I mean?

I'm playing Tony Hawk IV. This sucks. This sucks. If he gets out of here, I guarantee you. I can play DVDs on this. I guarantee he's not a threat to society. I mean it. Why did he do it?

Why did he do it? Because he was a mean guy. And there's Brevick, reason, reason. It's pretty crazy, like, how much people have just forgotten Stephen Patti. Like, I don't have like a conspiratorial event, but that was just never explained. And people just forgot about that 10 minutes later. What? Patti. Oh, Stephen Patti. Yeah, it's like, I lot of the people forgot about it. But what was the explanation? I think it's just fucking like, when it happened in particular,

there's nothing really juicy about the story. So, like, he was like some explicitly right-wing guy. He's sort of just a mystery. He doesn't have much of a presence, and he does the crime. The crime itself is sort of remote, even though it was this grand thing. It was the biggest mass killing in American history. Yeah, I know.

But it doesn't have like a political or racial bent. There's nothing to really report on. What are they gonna do to say, ah, we don't know why he did it over and over and over again? Well, just, I don't know. It feels like people moved on pretty quick. Not to conspiracy people. What did they say?

They say it was an arm's deal. I'm going to get to the bottom up. You know what I think. I'm going to figure out why Stephen Paddock shot up the guard. I would support that. It was the aliens. No, you know what I, you know what I think. I'm at an alien. Aliangans always. It's my friend. I think he was trying to, he was trying to whack Bill Zarian. I'm sorry. I think he was trying to whack Bill Zarian.

It's pretty good. Buy those out. His eyes get, somehow he raises his eyebrows and his eyes get tinier. Have you ever voted for the president? What do you mean voted? Did I vote for Biden, you mean? Did you ever vote in any general election?

Yeah, of course. Obama? No, I did not vote in 2008. In 2016, I voted for... I did not vote for Hillary. So, yeah, you know what, I... You voted in the prime state? I'm married.

In the general election. And that, you're also... And I think last time I voted for... I wrote in Harambe. I voted for Howie Hawkins, I think, just to throw my vote away. Who's that? Like a rockabilly kind of guy? A green party guy.

Oh, a green party. Yeah. It sounds like someone that died on a plane with the big bopper. Oh, yeah, yeah. Howie Hawkins. You're thinking of Herbie Hancock. No, that's a jazz fusion guy. Yeah, he died on the plane also.

No, he didn't die. No, it was Richie Valenz. It was the day of the music died. Yeah. Richie Valenz's name always... Buddy Holly. Richie Valens. It was the day of the music, Dott. Yeah. Richie Valens' name always... Buddy Holly. Richie Valens' name always reminding me of that tube that goes from your balls to your penis. What is it called? You know what I'm talking about?

It's the one they cut when they do a vasectomy. It's, well, I think they, they, like, put a closed pin on it. They cut it or something. I think they just... Okay. You can get your bold tube back because they show it back together. Seems very delicate procedure. Yeah, the surgery's good now.

The tube is called what? Bass Lermin. What? Bass Lermin. You just knew that Adam? It's called Bos Lerman. Bos Lerman. He's the name of the tube.

Herpianne probably still alive as well. Yeah. Well, I'm glad we got to the bottom of that. Okay. Three. How are we Hawkins, though? You know what's something that upset me? No.

This isn't really of a concern anymore. I thought the green top Ben and Jerry's ice cream were the vegan ones. What are they? Just style. Something different. They're like environmentally conscious? No idea, but they're not vegan.

I haven't had ice cream in a while. You should get some ice cream. We should do it after this. Especially this week with, you know, the anniversary of your mom's death and stuff. What? the wall. You should get some ice cream. We should do it after. Especially this week with the anniversary of your mom's death and stuff. What? You should.

You should have gotten ice cream. Do your prayer thing, but get yourself some ice cream. Very embarrassing, I talked about this. Why is it embarrassing? Because it's very, it's the private. No, people hate you, and they think you're like a... Stop it. And you want to humanize yourself.

We don't have a choice. Republic figures won't wear the other. Everything's already been taken away from you. You have no privacy. You might as well. Some people have privacy. Not you. What about Harrison Ford?

No one knows what he does. He's just channels. Yeah, I think because he's too old. I think they just keep him in a casket, Molly. No, I think he's not shooting. He's in another Indiana Jones movie. Yeah, it's about to come out. Yeah.

You excited for it? I'm just getting over to my mom, really. Yeah. But after that, I'll be ready for some of the end of the episode. Yeah, you're going to see the Barbie movie? Of course. I thought we were seeing it's good. Yeah, I'm going to sit there the whole time and be like, sh that. Yeah, you gonna go see the Barbie movie? Of course. I thought we were seeing it's good. Yeah, I'm gonna sit there the whole time, be like,

shh. Gay. Fucking yeah, right. Yeah, right. I don't even. They got this wrong, dude. This is fake as hell. That's such a weird thing that girls were obsessed with.

Barbie. What do you mean? It's like, you know, like, I remember, like, when the fat Barbie discourse started, like, ten years ago. Mm-hmm. It's like, it's like, well, I was a little girl. I just wanted to be Barbie. And it's like, does Barbie do or say anything?

It's just a doll that has stuff. Yeah, but she's like a hot chick, hot blonde chick in California. I think that was the impression. Well, here's that. She had like a boyfriend and a dream house and a convertible car. I never understood it. It seemed like it was just a doll with blonde hair to me. Yeah. In distinct from any other doll.

Mm-hmm. And then what sold that for me is, did you see the Downsinger and Barbie? I did see it. You would not know it's a Downsinger and Barbie unless it said Downsinger and Barbie on the bar. Yeah, it was bizarre. It would just be Barbie.

It was just a different looking Barbie. Yeah. Yeah. Barbie are it does so he's one of two things either they fucked up the Downsinger Barbie or Barbie already had Downsinger in the whole time or their sexualized and I believe the the latter rather than the former considering her name Downsinger Barbie. No Barbie. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, it makes sense. You don't meet a lot of Barbies these days. He don't. And it's not because of the doll. It's because it's a disabled name.

And also, Klaus Barbie, the butcher of Leon, the Nazi. Well, wouldn't you kill people too if your name was Barbie? Yeah. He's probably getting shit as well. Klaus isn't good either. Yeah, Santa Claus? Yeah, right. He's learning his name. He's like, shit, his whole life. Clouse isn't good either. Yeah, Santa Claus? Yeah, right. He's learning his name.

He's like, he's learning his name. He's like, learns German. German babies, they don't speak a word until they're four and then they're fully fluent in German. Yeah. So he's like, okay, it's my fourth birthday. I can speak now. And they're like, oh, they have to tell you your name.

And he's like, okay, what is it? And they're like, oh, well, they have to tell you your name. And he's like, OK, what is it? And they're like, class. And he's like, ah, fuck. Like Santa Claus. Like Santa Claus. That's the, ah, fuck. Well, at least maybe my last name is cool. They're like, it's Barbie.

And he's like, no, fuck. I'm going to now they pull it. I have to be the butcher of Leon. They will know me as the butcher of Leon. I have to kill the reason. I will be the king of Leon. They will know me as the butcher of Leon. I have to kill the reason. I will be the king of Leon. They're like, you don't want that name either. I'm just not, it won't take the long time to make sense.

But you know what I mean, king of Leon. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, the butchers of Leon. The butchers of Leon. Your sex is on fire. That was such a funny band. Yeah. The butchers of Leon. The butchers of Leon. Your sex is on fire. That was such a funny bend. Yeah.

The butchers of Leon. That is, that might be the single funniest lyric. It's funnier than I'm sexy and I know it. It's funnier than shot shots. Shot shots is on fire. Your sex is on fire. Yeah, it's what like a, it's what like a 47 year old manager of radio shacks

does a prostitute. It's like, do a, shacks has to a prostitute. It's like, to a camear prostitute. I always, my impression was like a guy with a massive dick that had no concept of the female orgasm. Uh-huh. And that any bust after like four pumps. So that's what you would listen to Kings of Leon and you would just imagine huge cock.

A huge cock, four pumps, rolls over your sexes on fire, goes to sleep. Yeah, that kind of guy. The funniest. The kind of guy that I aspire to be, honestly. The funniest was, do you remember, what is it, Buck Cherry? Yeah.

You're crazy bitch. What are you talking about? Well, the next song came out, it was like, you know, like conservatives that complain about how there was no like nuance and rap music or whatever, you know, maybe like rap songs or whatever, you know, maybe like rap songs or just like, yeah, get your pussy out. Let me make my penis hard, put my penis into your pussy until I come semen onto your

uterus. I'm like, how was this a song? But like, Buck Terry was when that like invaded white music and they didn't have a problem with it at all. Because that song is just fucking, yeah. That song is fucking crazy bitch. It's crude, it's fucking, it's crude. You're crazy bitch. But you fuck so good.

Well, you're on top of my penis and I can see you on my penis. And I bust my dick inside your pussy. Yeah, right, right. And they're just like playing it at the barbecue, the fourth in July barbecue. Yeah, with families there. Yeah, your son.

Buck Cherry does not like your son, crud and doorknob are running around. It's their sixth birthday. Pretending they're smoking sparklers like cigars and just inhaling fucking mercury, but it doesn't matter because you're wife drank throughout the pregnancy. Let's get that buck cherry song on.

So good. Yeah. I think it's, you can drink during pregnancy. Yeah, you think that. Well, there's that show, the TLC show. Like, I didn't know I was pregnant until I shit out a baby on the toilet one day. Shit babies on TLC. Shit babies.

And they're always like, she drank and smoked throughout the pregnancy. But the baby was born normally. I shit a baby. Just do that fucking, that video, that girl in New Mexico. Who? And some girl in New Mexico, it was like a month ago. And it's like fucking like, like a cop necklace camera,

body camera footage. And it's already in a hospital room, the police officer standing there, and there's a girl in a hospital bed, and her mom's there, and the fucking doctors in. She's like, okay, so I'll just be blunt with you. It's like, we found a dead baby in the trash can in the bathroom.

So basically this girl went in the hospital with like back pain. She's like, a new shoes pregnant. She's like 18. She hit it from her mom or something. And then she went in the hospital with back pain, and then she went into labor, and just went into one of the bathrooms at the hospital,

gave birth in the bathroom, and then killed the baby, and put it in the trash can, and then put a fresh trash can on her over it, so it just looked like the trash can was empty. And then she came out of the bathroom like 30 minutes later, and there was just like blood and shit everywhere. So they sent a janitor and... And placenta?

And sent a janitor and then cleaned it up. And the janitor finds the dead baby. So they tell the hospital staff, they hold her in the room, and they call the police, because you know, it's murder, I guess. Mm-hmm. And yeah, the video is like jarring, because it's like,

you know, it's like the girl doesn't really understand this severity of what she did. It doesn't register. It doesn't register. Yeah, it's like, oh, this thing came out of this. Yeah, it just fucking killed it. Yeah. Which, you know.

Well, I thought when you said body cam, I thought you were going to say that the cop shot or in the pussy. No, the cop actually doesn't really say much anything. Yeah. Because they can't do anything. I mean, they're just patrol officers. You got to wait until a cool detective comes in.

He's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. What'd you do with a dead baby, touch? So, blah, say, blah. You didn't want the kid. I saw that dead baby. It was a femme feta. Why don't you just give it to the fight apartment? Why don't you just bring it down to the fight apartment? That's pretty good. Yeah.

And it'll be an old, old timey. 40s. You don't really need any credentials to be a private eye, right? Usually they're ex-cobs. I think you need a moustache. Moustache? A polo shirt that you tuck in to your foopah. Yeah think you need a mustache. Muscle? A polo shirt that you tuck in to your foopa. Yeah, you need a belly and a fat upper pussy area.

Yeah. In an office, basically. Foopa investigates. And you need a horizontal blinds and it has to be raining outside. Oh, that's an old school one. The new school ones are like, they have like a better call-saw office. Right. They're basically glorified dog the bounty hunter.

Yeah. Yeah. Fupa investigates. LAUGHTER My name's Michael DeFupa. I was a police officer for 25 years. I feel like you'd be very good at it, because you're very good at the computer.

I'm not very good at the computer. You can figure out IP addresses and... I don't know. I can't... I don't know what you mean. You've done it before. No, I have it. Yes, you have. No, what are you talking about? I don't know. I can't... I don't know what you mean. You've done it before. No, I haven't. Yes, you have. No, what are you talking about? I've seen you. I've worked.

Find an IP address. What do you mean? What is it? There was a fellow harassing a gal and you got the whole all the information. Yeah, just Google their name and you can get their fucking phone off. You're good.

You're good. You just Google somebody's name, that's it. That's it? Yeah. They could have done that themselves. You just Google somebody's name. That's it. That's it? Yeah. They could have done that themselves. And actually, I didn't. You would, first of all, I didn't Google name.

I know what you're talking about. You're talking about Alex's friend. No, no, no. I thought you were talking about that person harassing what's his name's girlfriend. Hmm. This was fun. I was proud of myself.

Yeah, I've seen you. Why are you down playing it? Because I saw computers. This was more of an encyclopedia brown thing How did you do that guy was sending emails to? so-and-so's girlfriend I don't want to do details and Sean well fuck Yeah, no they asked me if I could help and I don't know why probably because you told them I'm good at computers He's the best in the business.

Hey boy. But you know, so you look at the email, it's clearly like a fake email. They said it, I'm just sending these to asking emails, but I noticed they put two spaces after the period, writers, screenwriter. Only screenwriter would do that. So I said, okay, well it's got to be somebody that writes screenplays. And with that, they figured out who it was. And I was like, yeah, that's, that's, that's my, and it's my, oh my encyclopedia of brown shit. That's a detective.

Yeah, you detected that. It would be fun. I had to deliver divorce papers one time, stake out a house to do it. For like 25 bucks. And that was, that felt cool. I just sat, I sat, I parked up the street and I watched it over there.

Did you eat? No, no, I just, I think I smoked cigarettes in my car and I listen to mob these so sick and the fucking rear so sick I waited it. I saw him I popped out for 25 books came up behind the bushes I'm like, oh hey, so and so I'm like, yeah, I'm like you've been served. I'm sorry. Oh You did it politely. Yeah, I mean it's horrible. No, I think you have to do a prank. This woman's like, she's being divorced, sucks. Oh, you did it to a lady? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I think she was like cheating on a husband or something.

Oh, so she deserved it. So who's side were you on? I don't know. My landlord's, it was my landlord asked me to do it. How was he involved? She was involved because, sorry, pardon me. I owed her rent. So you had 25 bucks?

Yeah. You were involved because I was an alcoholic. And I needed to pay my rent. Mm-hmm. And you were 25 bucks short? No, she was just like, I got a job for you. I was struggling at the time. That was nice.

Yeah, yeah, that was nice. You can go ruin somebody else's life. We can make a movie, I think, about that. A process server? There was a movie. It was Matthew Perry. He reads a process server. Really? Yeah.

What is that fucking movie? He reads it, but then he falls in line. The whole nine yards? Matthew, maybe it was the whole nine yards. No, that's about a dentist. He plays a dentist in that. A serving Sarah. Was it good? I'm sure it was.

Well, there's a 4% on Rotten Tomatoes. Okay, but you can't trust what they, that's the, I wish we get Matthew Perry on the show. I mean, it's going to be that hard. Elizabeth Hurley in it too. She is. What? Back in the day, she a 10 out of 10.

You hate it. You got to stop talking. That's just guy talk. Yeah, but you're middle age. That's just guy talk. You're middle age. You can't talk like that anymore. What are you talking about? Because then you turn it. You remember when we were young and there'd be old guys would be like,

wow, what a sexy piece of quarters. Or you know, like, she's a real pocket of change. You know, like fucking- We're embracing you. We're embracing that. No, don't be that guy. You have to be a just a- That's just real pocket of change. And you're like fucking crazy. You're embracing, you're embracing that. No, don't be that guy. You have the bad, just to that. That's just what a guy is.

Fine, maybe for you. You can be that if you want. I'm going sexless. I'm going to grow fume-ass. Repressed. No, not repressed. I'm retired, bro. No way, dude.

Now I'm about wisdom. Elizabeth Hurley, all the chicks that were on tool time, the girl hosts on tool time. Bindi. Bindi Irwin? Bindi Irwin is the tool time girl. Who's it, Kathy Ireland or something? I have no idea, dude.

I don't know. Alyssa Milano. Yes, weird, if you... No, she looks fun. Who? Wasn't her early. That's current. Well, I'm just saying, you know, in that film, Bedazzled, she's unreal.

What's that about a woman who puts jewels on her pussy? Um... Leaking and I? No, Bedazzled. God, damn it, dude. What? Yeah, I thought you said what was. I said, what is that?

The movie where the woman puts jewels on her pussy. But dazzled it. And then you said what, the king and I? I thought you said what was the movie where the woman put. I'm sorry, man. It's embarrassing. What?

Not listening? I was listening. You didn't initiate. No. Basilica de Guadalupe. Yeah. Did you get that there? Because I don't have a strip shop on.

It was just in my car. Someone left it there. Someone left it there. I think a homeless person has left it in my car a couple of years ago. Really? I thought rats were fucking in your engine. Well, that happens. I mean, yeah.

They're probably doing your car, too. Really? Yeah, in the winter, they go up into the engine, and they nest in there. And they have sex? I don't winter, they go up into the engine, they nest in there. And then I'm sex? I don't know if they have sex. Why does everything have to be horny with you? Don't, don't, don't pathologize. I'm not pathologizing.

Why does someone say rat fucker? I went to my car. And the seats were pushed forward and like all the shifters had. Was anything taken? Nothing. And there was money in there too. It's nice.

Yeah, they didn't take anything. And then it just smelled like body odor. But my car's not comfortable to sleep in. No. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it was the only car. Basically a two-seater. Yeah, the only car that was open.

Yeah. What if he had sex? I guess. Basically a two-seater. Yeah, it was the only car that was open. Yeah. Yeah. What if he had sex? Again. I was just, then I was, no, you said. I was pulling your chain. You said it and then you remembered. And that's a double strike for you because it's,

no, that would have been the third strike. No, it's two strikes. No, I said that Elizabeth Hurley used to be sexy back in the day. It would be strike. Then the rats were fucking in your thing, and then the hobo was fucking in your butt. I'd say two strikes. It would be strike three on the sexual pathology.

It would be strike one on joke stealing for the day. What joke stealing? So, is it old school? We're homeless people, have sex in the guy's car. They have orgies in the car. I don't think that's about a friend. Mike in the boys. Thanks. Oh, that's about a friend. They're mic in the boys. Oh, that is Adam McKay.

What is that? What movie? The other guys. The other guys. It's such a good movie. Thanks from Big Mike in the boys. Yeah, yeah. The homeless guys.

They have homeless guy orgies in this company. They keep doing it. That is very disrespectful. I'm sorry for bringing up sex, dude. I don't care. I mean, next time, we don't have to be so- I'm easy- Do you think I'm becoming like,

I am easy breezy, beautiful cover girl, dude. I mean, you think I'm becoming like a boomer? Yeah, well, not a boomer, but- Like a dad? Millennials are becoming old, and there's no one that even find that charming because they don't have children. Now they're just old freak shows.

Saying weird shit like your sex is on fire. You're gonna be saying that. So what are you saying that I do gracefully age? No. Into that or do you cling to youth, which it sounds like you're doing. No, I'm picking a better type of ol' guy to be. What do you wanna be?

Like weird hobbyist. Like sex? Model trains. Like sex women? My something model train adjacent. That's not generationally apt. So I don't know. I don't know what my thing is gonna be.

I'm sorry. Wildlife conservation. That would be the dream honestly. Birdwatching? No, not birdwatching. If I could just sort of like publicly respect elephants. You know what I mean? Make videos.

I'll be like, there are our biggest friends. They really are. They are. They're so cool. Yeah. They're really nice around. I really like their ears. Do this when they run.

They're so cool. Yeah. And they go so far. And they remember where they're going. To already be that big. And then still have big ears, even in relation to how big you are. Big ears. They got to be like as big as us.

Yeah. They have big ears and a big nose and then in the elephants mind they're like, well, it just looks big because I'm so big. And everyone's like, it's the opposite. I don't know, pal. It's the opposite. Yeah. They look smaller because you imagine a fucking dodo with a trunk and ears that size.

Pathetic. Yeah. But we don't tell them that we're friends. They know. They're smarter than you. They're not smart. They cry. Which I would too if I had to hang out with Indian people that much. Okay fine. Why would you cry? Go ahead, just leave me hanging.

Some of their different types of elephants. They're African elephants too. Mm-hmm. And I'm glad you didn't opt for that version of the show. If we had moved all the elephants to Texas, I don't think they'd be crying anymore. They get drunk off pumpkins. Did you know that?

Well, like fermented. They bury pumpkins and make alcohol pumpkins. So soon. And then they eat them. They get fucked up. That's kind of chill. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. It's goss too. It's goss. Yeah. They love Halloween. Yeah. They love Jack Skellington. Yeah. They love uh What do you call it? It could be a bad crane. Remember we went to uh, I was forgetting the pumpkin path. Castling Turner house. Yeah, I do.

And she had that picture of her with the elephant. She murdered an elephant. I think they were sleeping. I'm pretty, she's, that was the funniest day. You think she took a picture with the sleeping elephant? I don't think she's the killing type. She's not like Don Jr. and Eric. Those guys go to Africa and kill.

Do they? Yeah, they get on a plane. They kill and they go back. I don't know. Maybe they get ahead. They seem like the type of like weird mutant aristocracy that like the like French dandies where they can't really do anything.

They're useless because they're in breath. Yeah, they were just staying. They're not. They're new anything. They're useless because they're imbred. Yeah, they were just staying. They're not. They're new money. They would stay in bad all day. Yeah. Like the Habsburg. Louis XVI. Yeah. They couldn't feed themselves. Yeah. They pooped their bed.

Yeah. They're just babies their whole life. Yeah. That sounds awesome. Yeah. Because your parents are... I would love to be a mentally retarded Austrian king. You're the king. Yeah. That's, I think that's... Those Jews are too heavy.

I think that's the movie. Oh, they don't want to wear bigger Jews anymore than too heavy. They had like a weird nose and chin, right? The Habsburgs? Yeah. Because of the inbreeding? Yeah, they had to look like that. Yeah, and then imagine being the painter hired to do that.

You're gonna make it look better. Just monster, yeah. You're like, you're trying to work with it. Yeah, right. You know, if you fuck it up, they kill you. Yeah, right, you get an execute, you go to fucking jail. But there's like 75 IQ guy who like can't wipe his own ass. That's pretty rough.

That's pretty rough. Disabled. How come you never see like disability activists claim them? The Hapsburg? Yeah, be like, look what we did. We were kings. Because they were kings. They were kings. Yeah.

Yeah, Charles II of Spain. He's the one that people show this one. What do you see? It's such a funny look. He looks like that one actress from Garden State. People show this one. What do you see? It's such a funny look. He looks like that one actress from Garden State, where she makes them a shirt. He looks like that old Jewish lady.

Mm-hmm. Bring his in from his personal details. See. Yeah, sure. Use your little Spanish ring, come, come, come. Just get to the part where he's, when he was mentally disabled, you know. Renal tubular acid doses.

What is that? I don't know. He had herpes. Well, everyone knows. He's born with herpes. And he also had hydrocephalus. What's that? Water on the brain.

Oh, he was literally a waterhead. He had measles, chicken, pox, rubel, and smallpox. You know, sorry, Rickids. You remember that episode of Simpsons where like Mr. Burns had every disease? Yeah. And they said it used the three stooches. So you're saying I'm indestructible?

Oh, no. Even the slightest breeze could indestructible. Grigio. So funny. Yeah. Grigio. Look, Alma, that's why your robot didn't work. So he had every disease and he lasted long enough?

Yeah. To be the king? This is confirmed by a 1691 report submitted by an envoy from Ismail Ibn Sharif, Sultan of Morocco. Okay. Yeah, it doesn't just straight up say that he's Um... Uh, okay. Yeah, there's not... It doesn't just straight up say that you's disabled. It's weird that there was never no ability with, like, uh,

like a down syndrome. You know, you think there would be one painting. Yeah, I guess. If you Google it, I imagine there's one. There you go, Reddit. Were there any aristocrats, flashed royals born with Down syndrome? I tried to go see this. Let's see this.

Down syndrome, I'm not sure, but there are a few candidates for mental retardation. Although with limited information, I should give it a little lack of knowledge. Months were pretty distinguished. Oh, boy. Yeah, I don't know. give it a little lack of knowledge. Months were pretty distinguished. Oh boy. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Children's ability.

The King's got to be a pretty like obnoxious guy because like his entire life every joke he's ever told has crushed. Wow, when you go to Corina, it just has chat GPT answer instead of people. Really? Yeah. They replace those guys. Those are really obnoxious guys, the

Chora guys. They're like Elon Musk reply guys. What's the answer? Yeah, they're mad, they're mad mentally head to get people. Yeah. You know, it's crazy that fucking people downstairs in their life expectancy went from like 25 years to like 65 in a matter of like 10 years. Mm-hmm. But the amount of people downstairs in the room has dropped precipitously because of prenatal testing. They're like going extinct.

Yeah, so I guess like you have the negligent, or the parents that didn't want them in the first place aren't just you'll be using them anymore. I guess it's a better life, right? You know, there's if you're one of the 65 guys I actually didn't know about this until recently. There's something called mosaic down syndrome if you ever heard of that No, where you only have Some of like only some of your genes have the extra chromosome And you're more functional there like some of them have like normal intelligence. You just have like the physical manifestations of it.

Like Pat and I was like, there's like a, what is it called? Like, when a student, like a grad student, teacher in Spain, who has Down syndrome, he like gives lectures. Yeah. And he's like, I'm just like everybody else. I mean, he speaks Spanish, don't know what the fuck he's saying. He's French. He's French.

Uh-huh. Yeah, and it's like, and then that adds to it, too. So that's like, if he wasn't French, he would be like a genius. Right. Being French probably takes more away from the whole thing back. It's held in that. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's kept a regulator on it. Yeah, so the language just created to describe cheese and prostitutes. I feel like having that disorder, but actually having normal intelligence is like a great deal. Because people are always gonna be nice to you. You can opt to go to lean in one way or the other. Yeah.

People wanna party with you? Yeah. Anytime you fuck up, you just be like come on What do you expect? Yeah, yeah, if you had that face like imagine like I'm trying Buzzfeed trying to write an article Like let's say Maddie healy head down syndrome, right? And it's like Maddie healy's horrific comments about ice spice and The picture of him nobody's gonna get mad at that Sure, you know? Yeah, we're gonna want to party with him. Wooddee?

Wooddee. No, okay. No, I agree. You know what I was thinking about watching again last night? I ended up, I've been in this like just, I'm just keeping everything to a small way. I rewatch K-packs. It's bad, right? It's really bad, yeah.

It's really bad. I mean, it's like laughable. Yeah, yeah. It's awful. Yeah. The whole premise of the movie is that if you deal with like severe psychological trauma, then you get visited by an alien and take so many. Yeah. That movie's bizarre.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's wild. And like in retrospect, him being connected to it, there has to be some sort of nefarious side of it. Yeah, right. Why is he doing that? He's playing a movie about somebody that's so strong. Got trauma.

And they become an alien from another planet. And don't trust it. Yeah, and you trust it. They're like, cut, cut, cut, and he's like, I'll be in my trailer with an angel boy. He's making kaypacks. Should we get him on the show? Kevin Spacey. Yeah.

Yeah, I love to. But I don't want to like rehabilitate monsters. But we are bad guys. We're not bad guys. I want to drill into the pathology of the monster. Yeah. I want to be like, uh, Jody Foster. How would you do that by saying the word pathology in a silly way?

No, I'd put on a pants suit. I'd be like Dr. Electr. Yeah. How do you Dr. Electr? Dr. Electr. How do you cover spicy? Hey, Kevin Spaci, Dr. Electr. Hey, Kevin Spaci, Dr. Electr.

Keep going. Why'd you fuck them boys? What else would you say to Starlin? To Kevin Spaci basically Dr. Electric. I give my credentials. I went to Harvard. It's nice to meet you. How does Kevin's? I was. It's nice.

Oh, that's, oh, that's kind of like that. That's an interesting way to put it. I can only do him in, in House of Cards. Yeah, but that's him doing an act. You're not doing him in House of cards, you're doing a Southern accent. No, the Southern aspect of his personality. No, no, no.

What do you mean? That is session insane. All your characters are pieces of yourself. No, it's just fucking... Yes, it is. Oh, I can do Kevin Spacey in House of cards. I can do Sasha Burr and Cole in Bore Act. Yeah, in Bore Act.

That's also your fucking Paul Adin impression. It's your Colonel Sanders impression. It's your fucking Foghorn, Legohorn impression. I could do Mike Myers and Austin Powers. What? Let me hear your Kevin Spacey asking hard. And that's when I know that my plan. No, it's not like we're pulling it up.

That sounds like... I knew that ultimate power. That sounds like a v-minor. You're a black woman. It doesn't even. That's the character. House of Car. Was it a character? Is it a Frank Castle? No. No, that's the Punisher. He said they're a guy from House of Car. I'm going to get a guy from the pastor car. Yeah. That was the car.

It's character. What's his name? Missy Vet, Dean Castle. Missy Vet, Francis Underwood. Francis Underwood. And I knew I would have my revenge. Frank Underwood. It's very bad.

I'm on the spot right now. It's the kind of thing when you're alone, you're in the... They say we get the leaders, we deserve. same... We get the leaders, we deserve. They say we get the leaders, we deserve. I'm Paul Lidine, and I'm in the same... No, no, you're Sean, no, you're General Lina. Do your best, do your best. They say we get the leaders, we deserve.

Pause. They say we get the leaders, we deserve. Not even. Same exact thing. Same exact thing. Let me just get one, dude. I know. Yeah. He's hard to do. He has a very distinctive voice, but... Yeah. Yeah.

I can't do it. I can't imagine what it sounds like. I'm from another planet. I'm from another. I'm not-I'm not gonna say your figure out. You got it. No. I think that was great. I'm gonna build you up. Sometimes, no, you can hear when it clicks. Yeah, but he does have that soft effect. He does. He does have that soft effect.

But that's not the voice. It's like even, if I talk like that, nobody would be like that scabbin' space. I did, that's what I was thinking. No, no. Yes, it was, because I wasn't listening to what you were saying before. Is I'm a bad listener, and I heard you do that impression. I can't say no. He's talking about Kevin. I can do Michael Myers in the love guru. Michael Myers?

Yeah. What do you mean Michael Myers? It's murder. I said, I can do Mike Myers in the love guru. You said, Michael Myers. No, I didn't. Do it. Here we go. House and cards.

Frank's saying no. You're late. Absolutely. Enjoy endless possibilities. Yeah, that's a great impression of the Ritz Krakers commercial. Yeah, that's in my wheelhouse. I wish I had a new one.

I really can't. It's like, you always surprise yourself. And then you think you're good at it, and then you play back a recording. And you're like, oh, I sound nothing like this person. What? Okay, fine. If I build you up, you reject it. I don't need it.

If I knock you down, you reject it. Yeah. I think you are one step beneath Caliando. That's what's in my heart, Nick. Is Caliando still doing it? You can't, Nick. It's counting. They're still doing it. You can't stop him. Who's he got now?

Who's he doing now? Everyone? Yeah. Perfect. I wish I could just... I have women now. I always just wanted to be an impregnant. He does a hell of a Caitlyn Jenner.

If I could do that? If I could be a combination of, like, perfect impressions and then Brian Regan, that would be the ideal. I have no interest. All the garbage I sell, this shit I say. of like perfect impressions and then Brian Regan, that would be the ideal. I have no interest. Oh, the garbage I sell, this shit I say. Oh, the race shit.

All this shit I hate it. But it's a living. You know, what are you going to do? We got bills to pay. I don't think it's all that racist. Maybe in another life. What do you mean that, please? That's, come on.

I don't think it's all that racist stuff. There's more to it. There's pathos. What do you mean? I don't know. How is there pathos? There's real moments. Like when I said that my mom died this week.

And I said like Richard gear. Maybe you could put the candle in your ass. What you were doing was you were removing the trauma and the pain with a moment of levity because you're a good friend. You're being cool if you turn your head. You're using comedy to heal, patch out themselves. If after that trauma was unbearable to you

and then Kevin Spacey went into your body. That was an alien from another galaxy. I like it. I like it in K-packs. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, that would be cool, I guess. I remember it was weird.

I was watching it. I kept waiting for, I remember, like, maybe I just made it up in my head that K-packs turned out to be like the name of the slaughterhouse or something or K-packs meant something else. And that's just not in the movie at all. But it's the alien, no? K-packs is the planet that he's from.

Yeah. But I remember thinking that like he puts it together that K-packs is like, it's like the name of the slaughterhouse, the dad work that or something that fucking... Mm-hmm. And it was a baronstein... Mandala. What?

It was a Mandala. Mandala. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. The Mandala effect. Why did they call it that? Why did they call the Mandala effect? People think that he was killed in jail or something. I thought the whole thing was that... And they don't remember that he got out. They couldn't tell black people apart.

And they thought he was more in freedom. Yes and that's in big they called it. Yeah, they call it the Mandela effect Yeah, yeah, they're like mr. President. It's just racism. Yeah, yeah, they call it the Sandra O effect When you think Lucy Lou is one of the baronstein bears. Yeah, it happens. Yeah happens Doesn't feel good when someone catches you. What's that? What's that meme of the Bernstein bears where there's a family of pandas moving in next door and the dad's like all angry and then somebody's just superimposed like a Huey helicopters over like Vietnam. Like I'm just having a flashback. Okay. I never saw. I never saw it. I never saw it.

I never saw it. I never saw it. I never saw it. It's funny that the baronstein bearers dad went to fucking Vietnam and he was in the shit and you napalm the panda bears. I'm sorry. I don't want the acrimony. I want a part of the cooperation.

That's a good meme. Nick? What? Why don't you say something? Okay. Why don't you suggest a premise? Okay, here's a premise. Funny. Yeah, that's good.

That's good. Premises, Biden, in addition to... It's crazy, so the Barron Stainon stain bears it was air I'll do it I'll handle the new premise of we're talking about okay it's written by Stan and Jan baron stain right and I'm assuming they're a couple sister oh they fuck do you know that their brother and sick please no I don't know I don't know why what's wrong with. Why, what's wrong with that? All right, hold on. Now I gotta find out.

Illustrators best known with both her name is in Panasonic, right in Herschutz, and married for 15, okay, so they were married, right? Just imagine these people like writing a children's book and drawing it and then finishing it and putting the final touches and then just like, just fucking.

Just like, fucking love you. This is the one where the bear gets a new car. And it's just like, fuck it. Oh my god, I love you so fucking much. We write these fucking books for babies. And then do that for a very nice year. Yeah. They're having fucking pornographic rigs,

saying, or pussy. Yeah. Just munching. Just 65 years old. The colored pencils all over the bed. Oh, my God. Fuck. Fuck.

Your fucking pussy feels so good writing these fucking books so good after all these years went the whip bitch the way you draw that fucking Bear gets me so fucking hard Yeah. Personal lives. I hope they say I hope they they. Yeah. Berenson, you know, so stands death from cancer. They had two sons Leo and Mike.

Mike Berenson is a regular illustrator. It's been a published off. So six years. Parents have never been seen. and Mike, Mike Barron says the writer of illustrators has been a published author. And six of you whose parents are in Stever Barron. Jan Barron's scene died of a stroke on February 24, 2012. That's not as cool as fucking. OK, 1967, they wrote a book called Mr. Dirty versus Mr. Clean.

Mrs. Clean. Once again, yeah. Once again, call me Mrs. Bedside Loverboy. Loverboy. They're horny freaks. Yeah, they're horny freaks. You can tell it. How do you know?

I couldn't see it. Because I... And you think I pathologized everything. But it's like, I'm right. It's not. How'd you see it? What were the clues? You just have to...

Just show me your two spaces after the period. The way their names are placed on the cover of the book. Okay. Yeah. It's just something about... two spaces after the period. The way their names are placed on the cover of the book. Okay, yeah. It's just something about... There's something that... It's not centered, it's off to the bottom. It's like you can almost see them finishing the work,

leaving their mark on it, and walking off into the bedroom to fuck each other violently. LAUGHTER I don't know, that's it. There's something else. There's some other like wavelength that you're on. Because you do that too much. Tax wise, marital, but I scared myself

when I did Jimmy Buffett. That one was. That he was on the hamburger and lay he was on the plane. Yeah. That was bizarre. Yeah. I don't know man, sometimes you just tapped into shit. It's all in the family, lover boy.

But what you're tapped into is people's basis sexual desires. Yeah, and beat him when he sneezes, bedside lover boy, calling misses. It's still in the family, office lover boy. It's still in the family, it's like incest point. The facts of life for grownups. Ooh, Mr. Dirty and Mrs. Clean. Be good or I'll belt ya. Oh. Mr. Dirty and Mrs. Clean. Be good or I'll belt ya.

How to teach your children about sex without making a complete fool of yourself. Never trust anyone over 13. They're freaks. Yeah. These people are absolute freaks. Yeah. Are they boomers?

Are they like woodstock generation? No, they're boomers. The fuck out there? The boomers, like the ones that like, this is a problem with hippies, is all of these fucking freaks imported eastern philosophy in like the middle of the last century. And created this nightmare version of it where instead of like, they don't understand this way they have to use drugs to find like ego, death or whatever. But all of this stuff that was supposed to be

like dissolving this self and then penacious to the trappings of narcissism or whatever, then reinforce the thing and then they all became like sex freak rapists. And then there's psych, you know, some... Maybe the simpler answer is there was just pussy in it. Yeah, there was pussy in all of that stuff. But that's, you know, like all of the reason, like like the 1960s fizzled out, isn't, you know,

like this idea of revolution or whatever, that it didn't meet a mountain or anything, isn't like because the CIA was effective in like, like, because they were lazy, like, like, modifying all of these things. No, it's because Americans are too narcissistic to actually see any of it through. So then it's like, oh, you can see it now. The same thing. It's like, oh, good for me.

I went to a Black Lives Matter protest or I posted a black square. It's like sort of like a fast paced, like a microscopic version of what we have. Well, it's like, if I did ask that it would talk, that makes me an old revolutionary. Yeah, right. just like you just went to a party right you got fucked up yeah now they're all old and they all have healing crystals and they take fake medicine they buy on the internet and they yeah you know and they gave up

on trying to fix any problems and so yeah well they were never trying to fix they never did yeah yeah but that the original premise was we this is counterculture we're gonna like no they were looking for like a secular wrap. They just wanted to get fucked up and get some pussy. Right, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And some of them wanted to write books for children and then fuck each other.

All right, should we finish up? Yeah. We got a lot of stuff to do. We do. I gotta go through that with Adam. Yeah. Yeah. And then we have to do the beginning of the thing.

Yeah. Yeah, there's stuff to figure out. Okay. All right. I got to go to the doctor also. What's wrong? Nothing. What do I have to do that for?

All right. All right. Nope. you