The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Nathan Macintosh - Episode 66

Episode Date: August 9, 2024

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But they remade it right? Okay so the deal was he was just like 5'2 but like got a lot of pussy or something? I don't know if he got a lot of pussy. I think that was Dudley Moore's thing was that he was 5'2 and he got a lot of pussy. He himself or in the movie Arthur? I think he was a sex symbol, he was in the movie 10 as well with Bo Derek. I've seen neither of those movies. That's the with the girl. She's where she has cornrows. Yeah a white white girl Bo Derek Yeah, you know a lot more about Dudley more than I do and I've seen one of his movies you saw Arthur

I saw Arthur right his sister his sister is like a bitch to him in the movie I thought he's like an aardvark and he's like trying his best at school But his sister Oh DW fucks things up for him. That's the cartoon version, but the live-action version It was a different thing. So that's like the Batman the animated series and then that's like you're talking about the Dark Knight version Well, you're yeah, and you're referencing like almost like Arthur Beyond. Oh, okay. I mean, oh, yeah Yeah, this the spider verse kind of version. Yeah, it's a you're kind of referencing like almost like Arthur Beyond. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The Spider-Verse kind of version.

Yeah, it's a Spider-Verse type of thing. So Dudley Moore was Arthur, but before Aardvark. It's like before, I think, you know, now that I think of it, I think it might've been his journey to Aardvark in the movie. What happens? He gets drunk and he meets Liza Minnelli and I think she has powers.

I might be fucking this up but she. And she's a 10 out of 10 in this. I'd say 11 honestly. Really, really. When I was a kid, oh yeah absolutely. When I was like eight, nine. That's what you're. Liza Minnelli. For me, yeah. You're homosexual?

I was. That's like, if you're like a gay icon, you have a career until you're dead. Yes, they never leave No, yeah, they are the most ride-or-die fan base you could have yeah, I I'm not in there I'll I'll I'll die you'll die you're gonna die what I'm not they'll let me die is what I'm saying I'm not in that I'm not gonna be on the cruise ship in 30 years with Cyndi Lauper is what I'm'm saying. Oh, when you said let me die, I thought about the AIDS crisis in the 1980s

and the government knew what was happening and it was a... Well, this is another theme of Arthur. Really? So he's in Greenwich Village. He's in Greenwich Village, he's in a limo. He's cruising. Cruising.

Yeah. For, I don't know if it's, we don't get to that point. Okay, is this the baby version cartoon or the live action? The more real. Okay, so it's a little bit more raw. You see penetration. You see penetration, you see stroking. The cartoon is kind of more soft core version of Arthur?

100%. It starts on penetration, Arthur. Really? Yeah, and that song, Christopher Cross is playing when you get lost between the moon and New York City and in the movie you haven't really seen it but Arthur this guy's ass cheek is New York and this guy's ass this side is the moon yeah you know it was when you get cock between the moon and New York City yeah yeah but then they were like the the Jews that run Hollywood

were like you came in that we can't, we wanna put this on the radio. We can't, yeah, Kot, Kot. This is a family hardcore gay pornography film. We can't say cock in the song. Have a little clang. G-H-T, please. Yeah, G-H-T. So he's cruising, well after he pounds the man,

then he's cruising. Oh, he's a pound job. He's pound, he does the pounding. Okay, because sometimes it could be a power bottom, and the bottom then he's cruising. Oh is a pound job. He's pound he does Sometimes it could be a power bottom and the bottom could be pounding you no no So he's an active top and that's why the movie is a dog daddy Yeah, cuz he's five two and five you think he's gonna be pounded because he's such a small little You can just grab and fuck him type guy, but not Dudley Moore. He's so drunk. He has like yeah Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like when you see a little dog fucking a bigger dog yeah well yeah like I got a chihuahua fucking like a pit bull or something yes yeah he's uh so anyway he pounds the guy

he pounds the guy and he comes and that's a that's a scene that lasts about three minutes he comes or the his lover comes first he comes oh he doesn't even care he can't care he's Dudley. He's got a limo waiting outside. Okay, cause my lover comes first. But if you have a limo outside waiting for you, you can't wait for the other guy to come. Yeah, yeah. It's you.

You're the guy's on the clock. So he comes. Kennedy style. Yeah. He comes hard. And it's a pretty long scene. What would you define hard coming from? I mean, he gets pushed back into a wall, he screams.

Oh, he does a Tennessee Piledriver. I think that's what it's called. You know what that is, you're fucking on a drywall wall and then you smash your lover through the wall. I've never heard of that. But I've never, just Tennessee? Because there's drywall everywhere. That's vanilla.

No, no, sometimes you could have a kind of a more of a, what is it? Pete, what's a sheet? Sheet rock. But that is drywall. Plaster? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's tough.

If you're in Italy, you can't be like smashing through a wall because they're not using this American crap, you know, construction techniques, you know? I was gonna say, yeah, they made it so that you couldn't pound right through the wall, because people were, before they did those walls, pounding right through them. Because they had the Romans.

So he comes hard, he hits the wall, he kinda hits his head too, and he says, "'Al, but he's still coming very like,' it's hard, it's a lot. He covers the guy. And it's cool because you have the shape of the gay sex in the, like the Kool-Aid man runs through a door, and then you have the shape of the gay sex in the... Like the Kool-Aid man runs through a door and then you have the Kool-Aid man's shape.

But you have him doing the Patrick Babeman muscles, his lover in excruciating pain. Yeah, he really fucked him. And he also... It's like dented like this, like he's like, ow, and holds his head. And for the guy that he pounded, it's pretty good because now he has forget a phone number You have the guy that fucked you imprinted on your wall for life. Yeah, it's kind of a Cinderella. Yeah He comes and then he goes right downstairs to the limo where the guys been like come on man This is really getting insane. Yeah, that's when the Christopher cross song ends. Okay, and now he's cruising now

he's cruise now he's cruising and from what I, man, I saw this movie as a kid, but, so he gets in the car. I'm on the edge of my seat. He gets in the car and he's driving and Liza Minnelli, do you ever see the movie Thinner? What is that? It's like a pro anorexic style. Kind of.

It's crazy that gay guys tell women, they're like, don't eat. And they listen to gay guys? Women really like. Why don't they listen to us say, and what we say is massive tits, massive ass, but they wanna listen to gay guys saying, just go to the hospital for not eating. Yeah, I think, well, one, there's a gay guys want them to do that to be like a hanger,

right? Just for like clothes, just to like show off clothes. So in a gay guys closet, they just have anorexic women just wearing their clothes. Yes. Yeah. Or a woman's clothes to just see what it looks like on a runway or whatever. Is a hanger a gay Turnt like hang I thought it's a hag Oh a hanger like a clue. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but it could be it could be I don't know I don't know where the term came from hanger is it's gotta get it's got a checkered history

I think so the clothes clothing holder is what I I won't even say hanger. Because hanger also implies the abortion ban. You don't want to go there. That's true. Yeah. You can only do that with an old school hanger though. Those wooden ones, you can't fucking. You're going to kill yourself with them. Also, when it comes to hangers, you think Johnny Drama.

Your brother's the star. But you're living in the mansion. You're also getting pussy. You're arguing with Turtle. Why don't you get your career back I I said hanging I think maybe women think too that straight men dislike them more than gay men But I think gay men dislike them more than straight. They I think gay men are like, let's see how many women we could kill Yes, I think I think if we were on an island if it was you and me on an island and uh,

A gay guy could hang out with all of the women or us, he's coming over here and we're gonna tell him about, you know, Arthur. Yeah, we're just trying to talk about movies. So he's cruising. The conversations that we have are so much better than whatever the fuck they're talking about. Yeah, I don't know what's going on over there. Wildness. I don't know what it is. Useless. Yeah, Brad's telling me. Yeah, oh God, I need to be on a jet. Who doesn't want to be on a jet?

On a jet. You know what I mean? Yeah, they say the most, what are you in first grade? Everyone knows that. Thinner might have been about anorexia, but there's a, actually, wait, fuck man. What was thinner? No, you're right, it is kind of, dude.

I'm thinking about the, oh no, someone gets cursed and he keeps losing weight. Yes. Okay, yeah, I remember that. But he keeps getting fucking thinner. But who's this, Kevin Bacon, no, it's a someone gets cursed and he keeps wait, okay. Yeah, I remember that He keeps getting fucking thinner, but it what who's this Kevin Bacon? No, who's I think it might have been Kevin Bacon Do you know his for originally name was by the way Francis Bacon, yes Not a lot of people know that mm-hmm, so I just you know, but he's driving Kevin Hirsch Hirsch Kovitz but he's like you can never be in this industry as a

Jewish person there's never been a Jew in show business what's the least Jewish name bacon you know the exact opposite it's the exact opposite bacon Kevin Haram Kevin Sharia law bacon bacon it's bacon. I gotta drop this whole image. I have what can I do buddy? Call yourself pork bacon? What what a Nick's favorite things is that there is a fat actor named Jonathan candy? Oh? Yeah, a little on the nose from Canada from the boy He was the bottom in the Dudley Moore the opening scene fucking forgot that it was one of his first rule It was one of his first roles and he was funny in that scene too. He was the bottom in the Dudley Moore opening scene. I fucking forgot that. It was one of his first roles. It was one of his first roles. And he was funny in that scene too.

He was funny. He was pretty funny. When he gets the cum right in his face, because the thing is... When he's smashing through that wall, and he's got that 5'2 Chihuahua on the back of him. And he makes the Chihuahua noises. You really got to watch this movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The beginning is insane. But John, America likes to make fun of Canadians. And so that's what they did. They said, look, we'll put you in a lot of movies and stuff, but John, your first one's gonna be tough. You're pounded in the ass by that guy. And he- But it's a foot in the door.

It's a lot of things in the door. I mean, it's ass in the door, it's your balls in the door, your whole, his dick was shown fully. A wrecked ansock, which I thought was pretty rough. It's a foot into the door, it's a body through the wall. Yes. That's what they used to say in the 80s. That was kind of an old, golden era Hollywood.

Body through the wall. A body through the wall. It's a cum shot right in the eyes. You're gonna get Tennessee pile driven. Yeah. And he's like, I'm Canadian, I don't know. I don't know, where is Tennessee? You're the only Tennessee.

Yeah, they show it to him on a map. He's like, I still don't know. And they're I don't know, where is Tennessee? You're the only Tennessee. Yeah, they show it to him on a map. He's like, I still don't know. And they're like, look, bend over, here's Dudley Moore. Because like you said, it was full penetration. I can't believe I saw this actually. You remember the trailer, they were like, Arthur, this time fucking for real in a movie. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, because they showed it, they taped, or they filmed Arthur, and then they showed it to test audiences, and they were just like, I don they showed it, they taped, or they filmed Arthur, and then they showed it to test audiences, and they were just like, I don't buy it, because why is he with Liza Minnelli if he's not penetrating men, I don't get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They didn't understand. Yeah, like only a man who traffics in rough trade,

gay sex would be with Les M. Yeah, so then they went and they told Dudley Moore and he's drunk and they go, look man, we gotta reshoot the first five to 10 minutes and you're gonna have to really get into John Candy. And John Candy said what? Because they let it all, they kept it a secret until they got to the set that day and he was like, I didn't sign up for them, they slapped him, you know what I mean?

And like his name, Candy, blew out of his fucking face. And then anyways, they reshot it. The Jews were like, take this pill. You need it, you're exhausted. He was in his dressing gown. He's like, I can't perform today. I've been through enough. Well, the flight alone.

From Canada. Yeah, it's long. And you gotta go through security. And I mean, he was through enough. Yes. Well the track the flight alone From Canada. Yeah, it's long. Yeah, you gotta go through security And I mean he was already kind of assaulted and then they you know, he's gonna be assaulted again wasn't ready They felt him up. They grabbed it back in the back in the 80s. They used to give you the Michigan screwdriver and Border you had to you had to blow three or four border guards and Depending on how fast you made them come, you get in or not.

And the three, they call them the three tenors of the Michigan screwdriver. It was Kid Rock, Eminem, Gretchen, Witworth. Yes. Yes, I believe. You have to go down on all these people. Those were kind of the three amigos of that. The pillars.

The pillars of American security. The triumvirate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guardians. The guardians of the galaxy. They put it in quotes. And they go, hey, here's my passport. That was before all this woke crap.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm missing. Put your passport. Here's your passport and put it into your mouth. So anyways he had done that and so they reshot the whole thing and again. So. So Arthur is he's driving. He's driving in the limo. He's driving his own limo. No he's not driving his own limo. That was Arthur too. He lost it all. He's like I got to drive my own limo. Now he picks a chicken chicken over the limo. I'm so tired from pounding John. I have the ass. He's like there's come all over the place.

He didn't have time to grab his fucking Cumberbunny. Okay. So let's go back. He's cruising in this limo. Yes. You're setting this scene. He's in the back trunk. Okay, and and no cum in them No, and that's kind of one of the things he's complaining about in the limo He's like my my my bag is is dry. Yeah, he's feeling it, but it's not really there because it's so deflated It's like it's like a bike, you know a bike that's been in the garage for a long time. I hate that I yeah, there's no pump or anything. The pumps only for the dick It's not for the ball cuz they're doing all the science for this fucking kovat crap But not they're not trying to get you more come yes

What happened to men? You know what did happen to men and what happened to men you're on to something because I think when your balls are empty There should be a little mask that you're able to put over them to let other people know that there's nothing in there Mm-hmm. Do you know what I mean exactly because everyone's trying to go for it and the mask is like, hey, don't bother me. I'm dry. No bueno. No bueno. I got nothing down here, pal. Yeah, because Mexican guys are constantly... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Constantly, yeah. This is the McDonald's milkshake machine. It doesn't work. So he's in the... He's cruising. He's cruising. He's cruising and he's telling the limo. He's cruising in his limo.

Which is his style of cruising. It's a different style because a lot of people when they think cruising they think, you know, a public restroom. Yes. But a lot of people might not know this. It's also a man in limousine. Oh yeah. Is another style of cruising. Yeah, that was part of, that was the early part of the 80s.

That's how it was. If you saw a limo, you knew. You knew. This guy's gonna ask me for something. Monopoly man, there's a monopoly man style guy, finger in the butt, you know? 100%. Finger in the butt.

If you were out at night, nobody was ever scared of gangs or violence, it was limos. Crime was at a zero rate. It was limos. Cruising the city. Crime was at a zero rate. Zero? Besides cruising. Cruising. Sexual assaults were all the way up. I mean, whatever the top is,

it was at the top of the dick. Cause that's how they used to measure it too. If the dick was softer, sexual assaults are down. Remember on the news? And then when it was rock hard, level hard. I think I saw that on Anderson Cooper. I think you were talking about that. Yeah, that's how he used to gauge it. So when it was rock hard level. Oh, I think I saw that Anderson Cooper. I think you talk about the yeah That's how he used to gauge it

So when it was up when they when you they showed you a hard dick on CNN, you know Oh, man, I can't go outside today because a guy's gonna fuck me. Yeah, so he's in the movie He's cruising and he's yelling at the limo driver. We were just in fear, but the media was putting that on our in our minds Yes, right. We had Wolf Blitzer being like, here's a picture of a hard dick. And then we were in our homes just shaking. Yeah. Is there a limo outside? Yeah, is there a limo outside?

That's how they really control. I know. I know. We're slaves to the. People were scared to go to Vegas. There's a lot of limos there. Proms were canceled because people were renting limos and they're like I can't do that anymore because somebody's gonna there's gonna be a dick in there that wants to fucking yeah, you know fuck me or whatever

So so that happened in my prom date actually in your limo. Well, she had sex with another guy, but I don't know I don't know if it was in the limo or afterwards. Got you Tennessee pile driver. You don't know No, she got the she she got the what do you call it the the Darwin? Oh my god You know he's in a tree and he comes on her no He inserts his soft penis in her mouth and then it evolves and chokes And kills her and then he says survival of the fittest bitch yells Galapagos and then leaves Survival of the fittest bitch yells Galapagos and then leaves Hold that thought

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Like Christopher Lloyd when he gets run over in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, they're down there. So the driver's like, I don't know what you want me to do, man, I'm just driving. And then Liza Minnelli jumps in front of the limo and she's hit and she rolls over the top in another long scene. I know.

I hate, like, don't you hate it when you kill a woman or you think you killed a woman? Yeah, it depends. I mean, there's some times where you go, no, that was justified, but then there is some times where you go, no, I didn't need to go that far. I hate, so you know I mean, but what I've just like a party pal You know it's pretty bad

Yeah, you get a couple women in your house and one accidentally ends up in a fucking garage with the door closed in the car Running and you go. I just it was a gag. I thought it was gonna last for like a couple minutes I didn't know yeah, she she wanted that she wanted that officer You wanted that she told me she told me choke me and I said yeah But she meant like the other way and I put her in the garage. I asked her father before You know, I got permission definitely call her dad and be like, hey does your how does your daughter come? Listen, I'm a fucking gentleman. I'm gonna call her dad before I do the garage of carbon monoxide Yes, yeah. Yeah, and he was like the only way she can come and I don't even know how

I know this I'm her dad, but a father knows a father knows a father knows daughter and a hundred percent and it's not nasty It's not no. No, we're not good. We're not blue comics. Okay, but father you know a father knows He's like my daughter father sees his daughter Yes, my daughter's a whore My father is a whore. My daughter is a whore. My father is a whore. You too? Fuck!

So Liza and Ali roll... Jiggle. Only Hot Shakes. My dad? Both of our dads. Yeah. Milfs. But Milfs in a small town. So it's a different kind of hot. Yeah, Milfs in a small town, so it's a different kind of hot yeah milfs in a small It's like a milfs in a small town

Milfs in a small town yeah try fucking that in a small town yep she 250 pounds nine kids She got a haircut. That's kind of like a guy now That's kind of like a guy now By a DeWalt drill, but the pussy's still good. They say 50 years old is the Peak how does that make any fucking sense? That's definitely a lie that women say to make themselves feel better about Their biological anyway, so back to The song falls apart at that point. You know what's funny?

He should have finished this song. I know, anytime I- He should have finished this song. Anytime I hear it on the radio, just talk about how you met her in a Dollar General parking lot and you know what I mean? Go into it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we're here, we're ready for the romance. Yeah, he's like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Biological. Yeah, you're infertile, but your sexual peak is 50 yeah bitch. I believe that shit whatever I Can have a kid at 85 years old look at fucking Baron. He's 6 foot 11 We gotta put that guy in the NBA and show those, anyway, anyway, let's go back to, it gets kind of racist. I've heard the uncensored version, I haven't heard the.

Really? But either way. I would never, I would never. No, not you, I'm talking about, I don't know who sings that song, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke Taylor, I think his name is? Luke Taylor? Coach Taylor. Coach Taylor, you're fucking, yeah, no you're right.

Couch Taylor, couch. Couch Taylor. Couch Taylor. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Liza Minnelli rolls over the hood, right? She's rolling down the entire limo. That's funny. It's funny. It's kind of like a naked gun gag.

Yes. It's horrific and then it keeps going. Yeah. Like when Homer falls off that cliff, oh, ow, ow, yeah, yeah. Or like when the chicken fought Peter Griffin in Family Guy. They just kept fighting.

That's such a funny show. She gets caught in the sunroof, and Dudley Moore opens the sunroof and she falls in. What a clout, it's a meet-cute. We've all seen romantic comedies, that's a meet-cute. It's like when the girl's carrying too many things and she drops them and the guy's like, can I help you pick them up?

And she's like, I'm retarded, you know, like whatever. Yeah, yeah, or like when a woman's in a garage with a running Jeep Wrangler and she's like, hey, I don't think I'm gonna come, I'm gonna die. And then a guy from the party runs in and he goes, oh my God, and then they meet that way. She saves her life from being jeeped to death. It's a Jeep cute. It's a Jeep

Cute could be a movie 100% Come on on the set of that new. Yeah, Jeep Q. Yeah a girl's committing suicide or no. She's not she's manipulated into Someone's framing her for suicide Somebody she they got it into her look she wants to choke during sex I goes the ultimate choke yeah is monoxide So he puts her in the garage after fucking her for a little bit He's like I'll be back and then she you know slowly, but then there's the hero that guy's the that guy's the other guy That's the hero. He's like kind of a little bit of a slacker kind of trying to get his stuff together his shit together

He's on the wrong side of 30 still smoking bongs. Yeah, it's like and he's walking around He's like oh god. I need to get my shit. Will I ever find love dude? Like I don't have a place in this world. You know I've been a gigolo for years I recorded that country song that didn't go anywhere. I did that country. Yeah, it really didn't Couch Taylor stole that country song from me. I lost my masters. Yeah, try fucking that in a small town didn't work Yeah, and then no in Nashville what they call they call it masses Well, instead of that your masters for yeah. Oh, oh the T's gone Yeah, they say in like a kind of a which is back to your point about men

The tea what happened to men the tea is gone. What happened the tea is gone. Yeah Yeah, and men used to have tea they used to be gossiping left and right. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, there's no Seriously, you talk to a guy that used to be His tea levels are so low that he has no god understand And you just go buddy raise your tea level. Come on, what's the hats? Get fucking alpha brain. It's our little secret. Yeah, man, get the T, bro.

Yeah. Take fucking whatever it is. Donald Trump wants to bring gossip back. Yes. He definitely, he is actually. I think he's- He's such a gossip. I think he gossips, yeah.

He has to be the biggest gossip. Sure, I think if you were running for two seconds You know everything about America that's that he knows you know what his friends He does it in like a kind of like Wayne gay guys are close with like other gay guys They were like oh, she's at it again. You know his friends everybody she yeah, he does the she's on yeah, yeah, yeah Eric yeah, Eric. Oh, what does she do? Look at her. He knows Eric's a whore too because Dads also know their son knows how he likes to come

When you watch your two kids eat popsicles, you know exactly what makes them It's gonna make them tick but so so Liza Manali He opens the fucking thing and Liza Manali falls through the thing and she's like how could you possibly hit me and she go? And he's like was the driver. I'm drunk and it was my driver. And then she goes, what's with your balls? Because you know, like, they're so dry. And he goes, and then she, this is where she uses her magic powers.

I wish I had a mask, like a surgical mask for these. Yeah, just little. What the hell happened? Yeah, what the hell happened to me? What happened to me? And she, she'll, she puts, she does that little thing like from Big Trouble Little China the Raiden. Oh I thought you were to say the the accent She does the accent the driver starts doing that though because he's so scared about hitting a person Yeah, he becomes a different ethnicity just to like try to get out of it

He's the he's the magic Chinese guy from Big Trouble. Yeah, what was his name, by the way, the guy in that movie? Not Raiden, Mortal Kombat just completely stole this. But what's the guy's name? I don't remember either. Wang Chung? Was it Wang Chung?

Or is that music? Wang Chi, everybody Wang Chi tonight. I was making that up there. That's close So she's doing the Raiden powers trying to get eyes as electricity. Yeah She's doing the Raiden power and gay guys are like that is fabulous. That's that's amazing's fab. Because I wish I could do, I just want to zap a guy. Yeah, I wore a scorpion, get over here at least. Oh my God, if you could just shoot the hook. I wish I could do that to broads. Oh, 100%.

In a real meat market bar. Yeah, yeah, I know, you're not gonna tell me You don't gotta tell me. A real pick-up spot. I have the whole yellow ninja suit. And I go into bars like that sometimes and I'll tell them to come over here, but I don't have the hook. Yeah, you pantomime dead over here to a girl before you've been talking to her.

They don't like that. Yeah, just a... They don't like it. They don't like it. There's also my face... There's a girl across the bar, you just go, get over here. Get over here!

And my face, I have the full suit on with the mask She's 21, she goes to NYU She does not get the reference She's never heard of Mortal Kombat Fatality! And she's like, I'm calling the police I'm calling the police Yeah, yeah, so

And you're like,'re so stop flirting stop flirting Yeah, stop flirting. Yeah, I wonder if Mortal Kombat was that a romantic comedy if we're thinking about it because yeah Scorpion fights Sindel. Yeah, I know has her tits out and he's saying get over here, which is like That's that's that's those are fuck works. Get over here. Get over here, for what? For what? To fuck, and I'm not doing taxes. If you demand somebody with their tits out to get over here.

Get over here. Yeah, you don't want them to write you a parking ticket. You want to unleash your business inside of them. You wanna shoot out with an air, like kind of a hook kind of. It's like a spear, it's pretty dangerous. It's like a harpoon or something. It really is a harpoon or something. It really is a harpoon

Yeah, he's he's he was a whaler Scorpion Yeah, he was out from Montauk tip of Long Island. That's where they found him He was an earth realm on the end of Montauk whaling whaling and he had a scorpion tattoo and then he he gets a bit by He had a scorpion tattoo, and then he gets bit by Moby Dick. Cause that's the ultimate whale. And he's like, I'm a whaler.

I'm a whaler, yes. I'm best friends with Bob Marley. Yes, yes, yes. And then Shang Tsung. I'm from Trench Town. Yes, he has a lot of that. He has no vitamin C, he hasn't eaten an orange. He has a lot of scurvy

Exactly, that's kind of why they cover his face because it's so sunken fucked up those whalers are fucking idiots They're disgusting just have an orange. Yeah, just have an orange I have an orange step your whole face is a fucking salt filled fucking mutation Yeah, and get some chicks on the boat, you know, yeah, bro. Oh guys. This is the difference and they're eating gruel They're eating gruel. This is a difference between- And they're eating gruel. They're eating gruel. This is the difference between a whaling ship and a yacht. One has tits. One has tits.

And that's actually what the name of my, that's the name of my boat. So she's doing this. The name of your boat is, that's the difference between one has tits. Dot, dot, dot. One has tits. Yeah, that's the difference. It's a long name.

It's kind of written around the entire boat. And I should say- And as a maple leaf, you have to have the flag of the country of origin of a boat, right? I have the Nova Scotia flag on it. What's the Nova Scotia, what do you have on it? The Nova Scotia flag is a lobster smoking a cigarette.

Really? Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's kind of retarded. Why, why? No one's gonna respect that. They're like, okay, it's pretty cool. It's kind of retarded. Why why what the no one's gonna respect that they're like okay? Good bit dude. Do you know that a lobster can't how the fuck does a lobster smoke a cigarette? It's underwater. Okay? Well is a car so cartoon people you know she does this is flag It's a serious flag. It's not a serious Mexican flag is a goddamn eagle eating a

Snake on a cactus. That's fucking badass. But a lobster smoking a cigarette is bad. Yeah, that's cartoon. You don't even have, America doesn't even have, what do they got? Stars? Stars and bars, baby. Stars?

Stars and bars. Stars? Okay, first of all, we let you come here. What are we gonna call stars? Okay. Liza Minnelli? What? You're back. Thank you. First of all, listen the 50 first start with the stars at first were celebrities

It's true. It was 50 stars. It was 50. So Liza Minnelli Rock Hudson George Washington George Washington He was he was a star but like Juiced in he had like a fucking you know what I mean? Juiced in for what? Yeah, you're a tell me his dad's name. No one knows. Dr. Washington. I knew that. Professor Washington.

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There'd be a lot Lewis j is like is like fucking like Beating up Pod Save America. Yes, yes. Fighting, just fighting. Louis J is karate-ing this American life. Yeah, just beating the shit out of Ira Glass. I would love, I would love that, actually. And then in between punches,

people tell you to sign up for Draft Kings. I can't tell you, like, what it would feel like for rogues to be on stage and say rogues Yeah, podcast year of the year goes to Adam Friedland and I think just thank my parents. Yeah, that's what you think Producers or the cameras or anything? Yeah My parents from a young age were like Gotta go into you gotta be on Nick's racist podcast. Yeah.

And I didn't think it was possible. I was like, who is Nick? What is a podcast? What is a podcast? And they said, we've been to the future. They're like, just trust me. Yeah, it's gonna be the best. It's like Rush Limbaugh, but you control it.

Yeah. So live, Rush, Limbaugh? Yeah. Rush. That's a song by Rush? Limbaugh is a song by Rush. Okay. And it's a, Limbaugh was a guy that- Limbaugh!

Said some stuff online. You take Rush serious though, because you're from Canada? I take it very fucking seriously, and this is why- there's a bit of me that wanted to fight you just now when you were like, is that a Rush song? How the fuck do you not know that? Because every day in the world, I'm like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to I take it very fucking seriously and this is why there's a bit of me that wanted to fight you just now when you were Like is that a rush song? How the fuck do you not know that? Hmm because every day in in Halifax Nova Scotia where I'm from when I was growing up I would raise the lobster smoke at a cigarette flag and I would play limbaugh by rush not a serious country

It's a problem. Well, first of all, Nova Scotia is a province in a country Whatever did Liza Minnelli is is doing this Okay, and rush that they got the name from Doing pop is about doing poppers right the rush of the rush of doing a popper before Jonathan candy has sex yes before you pound Jonathan candy before Jonathan, but no it's Jonathan candies pound or rush Jonathan Kennedy's rush that yes prior to being pounded okay, so Liza She's she's bleeding Her arms are broken one of her legs is off really gone, and it just spraying

But she's she's so in love with him that she's like your balls are shriveled Yes, she's decided that her new mission in life is to fill this man's balls with her magic and that is the power of love Right. So that's a good song. Yeah So she's doing this the driver is Yeah, okay at the driver the drivers doing a fucking Mandarin accent for whatever reason Race super race, but the super race super races is Justin Trudeau Yeah, no, he's doing blackface. He really can do it all yeah. He's in blackface doing Chinese accent I'm like bro. You're random that is random of you Justin Trudeau one of his one of his runs was that he actually ran that way

In blackface doing a man what is runs like runs for a prime minister Right now do you run from it isn't that like run the presidential baby talks No, yeah, one of Trump's runs Trudeau only for a little bit The black face of the Mandarin okay, but he's like he didn't it wasn't he wasn't a main character I mean he was just he was a cameo appearance When the movie in the movie right? Oh, I was talking about like in his eyes. Yeah, no, okay In the movie in the movie right? Oh, I was talking about like in his eyes. Yeah, no, okay I've never seen this fucking movie. I know what I've been trying to tell you. Sorry. I keep cutting you off. No, it's my fault I'm a bad. I'm not good at podcasting. I've done it for eight years

I'm not good at being a guest on your great. You're amazing. You're incredible at the beginning of the movie I I forgot to fucking tell you this part and I apologize. I thought you were bill burr for half this Dudley Moore is pounding John Candy when I forgot to fucking tell you. Oh, let's go back to the first scene. Just to bring this part into... Because we're only in the second scene. But I'm going to explain all of it. It's all going to make fucking sense, Adam. So as Dudley Moore is pounding Jonathan Candy,

who is holding Jonathan Candy, who is holding Jonathan Candy's hand? Juan Justin Trudeau in blackface speaking Mandarin. Wait, and then he's back driving the car that they've seen? He's not in, well, yes. He is back to driving the car. So there's no like temporal, so it's like kind of magical, there's no temporal like the script doesn't make sense

It made a lot of sense when I saw it as when you saw it you're like this But as an adult it's kind of like when you're a kid you're like hell. Yeah, and then as an adult you're like hey Come on like turtles to see can't be holding the this slam pigs hand and then in the car getting electric electric Well, he's how do you get how do you get to the car he then in the car getting electric electric. Well he's how do you get to how do you get to the car. He's driving the car. He just drove was he's in the blackface doing the Mandarin accent but he's Dudley Moore is in the is the one pounding candy. But you're saying true does holding the hand. Yes. OK. So the guy holding the hand is also on the street level no way at street level you fuck no No, you're right. You're misremembering here. You made a mistake. Here's what happened. Just try it. Just do better

Just please I am trying and I apologize. Okay, so how you know here's what happened What I'm saying is this how is he waiting for him downstairs? This is what I'm trying to bring together now Okay, okay Here's what I fucked up on the limo drive Oh, you like there's waiting for Dudley Moore who's upstairs pounding John Candy Jonathan Candy Jonathan Candy is holding hands with one Justin Trudeau in the first time he's ever been seen publicly since his dad brought him out and he's wearing blackface And he's speaking in a Mandarin accent now

Once he wants Dudley Moore comes, all over Jonathan Candy and hits his head on the fucking wall, like I almost just did. Well no, through the wall and then he hits his head. Yes, powerfully coming, he's screaming. Screaming because his balls are just. And then there's a wily coyote, like kind of body. Yes, but as that's happening, as he's violently coming,

the Justin Trudeau in blackface. I wouldn't say violent, but yeah. It's violent, he's banging into shit. I think coming up to the wall, he's a beautiful. He knocksudeau in blackface it's violent he's banging into shit I think he knocks over a lamp a fucking fire starts I forgot to tell you that oh the fire so but that was a real fire on set very real it was a it was yeah they couldn't go back real fucking real fire real fucking... Real fire. Real tragedy.

So, but this is the part that I forgot to tell you Adam. Is that when he violently comes, okay? Justin Trudeau in his first acting ever and only. He's wearing blackface. He's speaking in a manner as if he runs out of the apartment because it's on fire he passes The driver the driver sees him. Oh the drivers every guy. Yes That's what I fucked up on so then when the drug is going to be le okay You got confused so who's the driver the drivers just a guy and the legal yeah, I think so yeah

He should have been I wasn't sad over our border Yeah, I think so. Yeah, he should have been on... He was in SAG. They're pouring over our border. From one end, 100%. He wasn't in SAG. He wasn't in SAG. He said he was in SAG. That was a smart move. He wrote S-A-G. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then they fact-checked it later, and that stands for a whole other thing. Studios against... You don't want to know. You don't want to know. Yeah. Gay. Homophobic Hollywood. H, that's a long... S-A-G-H. H-H.

Yeah. Segah. Sah. Sah. Sah. So anyways, that's, so he got that. And that's the noise that Dudley made while he was violently coming.

Sah. Way louder and way harder and way. British accent. More violent. I don't know if violent, but okay, continue. He's never come like this in his life. But you can say violent is scary for the audience. It was scary for him. He thought he was gonna die he's never come like this is like I'll use it scary for the audience It was scary for him. He was gonna die. He never came like that and you were six years old It must be scary for you. That was five. I think five five. Yeah

Well, it was interesting for me. I didn't know what was happening. I didn't even have a you know, I mean Is this what is this what growing up is okay? Okay? So lies and drops through Okay, and the reason that the fucking limo driver becomes a paint blackface and the Mandarin access because he just saw You he's copying okay, so lies, but only he's doing this so not so not only is it not He's not only is he a bad driver, but he's a copier too. Strike two. Thief, yep. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, strike two. Theft at the highest level, I'd say. He's a fucking mencia. Strike two. Theft at the highest level. But he is mencia. I didn't remember that. Well, again, I'm so young, I don't know who really any of you

You don't know actors. You just know Liza Minnelli. And Dudley Moore. I know that. Yeah, yeah. So She's she's doing this Okay, and she's putting the fucking big trouble in little China Raiden fucking beams into his body trying to inflate his bag however however, it turns him into a

Cartoon aardvark In the movie... Yes! And that's where the fucking cartoon came from, Adam. I thought I was like... I just feel like... I feel like I've been just crossed over and dunked on. Cause I've seen like so much Criterion, Janusz Films, I've seen like every A24. I thought I knew movies, but I just, I did not know.

This is a massive gap in my knowledge. And I'm just I'm here. I just like I Good morrow sir, whatever they say yeah in it London in London blue chew once the entire country rock hard They told me that's the mission. They will not stop until every man is bricked up like a brick house. They will not stop They will not stop. They're at at my door every day they're relentless they're banging on my it's a threat it is a threat I feel molested by this copy be hard they will not stop they will not stop they will stalk us and you cannot not be hard if you go down even one bit take it take a blue they're gonna be fucking pissed aany to know that both of us are soft right now while you read this are gonna be livid a Guy is mad at me for not having a boat. I like shut up, dude

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Yeah. It becomes like a pretty polite family of introspection honestly about one aardvark's journey through Central Park. But everyone else is like in the real world and there's a cartoon in it? They used to do that kind of shit a lot. Yeah but- Or Roger Rabbit.

Yes but he's not full vark, he's not full aard. He's able to- Oh come on. What? In this day and age, like using a- you can't like say the slur like art is a slur for art work. Art art art history there. I don't there's a history there. What's the history? I don't know. I didn't know that it was a slur until I went to Australia, but they were like, look, yeah, a bunch of odds down the Jesus. I didn know yeah he's not full vac yeah I was

like it's just yeah yeah racism is objectively wrong yeah you know and like it's just like in this day and age it's back open for debate like look I didn't know I thought we had decided that our dvarks were it was open season on the on the VARX but now that I know I won't say aard I won't call them aard. You said it again. I'm but to tell you that I'm not gonna say it again I'm not gonna say it again. And you can get rock aard with blue chew.com thank you okay continue. Your vark will be raised No, no, I got barked. No was for for yet Actually, yeah, yeah, he fucked all those animals. He did. Yes. He did it. No one talks about it. Nobody talks about it We brought to the media. It's the media fucking me

They're too busy showing us a rock hard dick or a soft dick to end up We're just terrified to leave our house because Because I might get sexually assaulted there might be a limo. I'm high. It's fucking there's the pre come is terrified to leave our house because It's fucking there's the pre come is He did have sex with the animal so it's so Dudley Moore fuck man look I'm I'm misremembering and I keep fucking things up But Dudley Moore is able to turn back and forth it from person to vark our of arc Art vark Cartoon there's so many great men have lost careers because of this kind of it's just it's just irresponsible

There's a few men that have actually made some pretty good careers though. Honestly just saying Vark. Yeah, you know what I mean? They're doing pretty well. Yes, they're selling those weird pills Not blue chew the other ones. They're like free speech kind of style free speech. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sick of this crap Me too. Yeah, you know where, yeah. I'm sick of this crap. Me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, where are the PC police? Where have they gone? Yeah.

Do they just, are they dead? Do we defund them too? It's crazy. I'd like to know where they are because seriously, somebody's gotta be out there. Yeah, yeah. I think there should be a, like a, kind of a, what do you call it?

Like a PC social worker instead of a PC police. Like a, yeah. somebody comes to your house, knocks on your door, how are you treating your kids? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they ask them a little question. And I'm like, don't talk to me, don't tell me how to raise my kids. Don't tell me how to raise my kids,

I know how both of them come. I know how they come. I know how both of them come, I know exactly how they come. A father knows. A father knows. And I shouldn't have put it on Facebook. Yeah, shouldn't have been my first status update in a year. shouldn't have put it on Facebook. Yeah shouldn't have my first Facebook you're never gonna guess how Jenny comes I figured it out He's able to turn back and forth. Okay cartoon aardvark to real man

So the rest of the there is that weird sex scene, right? There is another wild sex Yeah, where he's going back and forth. Yes. Yeah, because aardvarks people don't really know this they have longer dicks than a regular human man does. Oh, they are packing Heat heat the movie heat they have a they have a blu-ray copy of the movie heat And they bring it everywhere they go. They're like you got you gotta see the scene The movie heat I'm packing heat Or heat to the book. There's a book. I read the book. Do you read the book? No, I don't know how Well, so he's over there is that there's that wild sex scene. Yeah, where he's he's pounding crazy

He's pounding Liza Manali now. She's holding John. He's an Jonathan candy. Well, he's in a cage crying Yes, because because her landlord doesn't want her to have any pets and an art bark is clearly that No one landlords are like I know when landlords are like, man, you can't have a fish, you can't have a cat. It's like, well, how much does it come? Oh my God, the rent, the rent. Yeah, man, like I signed my lease. And we're not, it's not, I'm Jew, I can, yeah. I pay my rent.

The rent, you know? And I'm like, you're Chinese, why are you saying it that way? Again, it's the bait and switch. The bait and switch. And he's going Chinese, Jewish, Chinese, Jewish. Back and forth, back and forth. This won't stop. It's a real theme in that movie.

Yeah, it's crazy. The movie, the movie did a lot of like, bending of things. A lot of big trouble in little China style things. Yeah. So he's in the cage as the aardvark weeping and she's like you're gonna fuck me now and he makes the aardvark noise. You know what that is? So candy also becomes aardvark. Candy's also back. But he also severely burned by the way he was they left him in that fucking fire He's he's severely burned like 90% of his body is scorched real fire real fucking real fire It was a real fire that Dudley Moore started when he finally Blew the fucking lighting over yeah, He knocked over like two or three lamps.

They used candles. Yes. That was what they used candles for. To light the room. Yeah, there was no lighting. Like here. Scented. Yeah.

It smelled like a fucking bath and bodywork back in the day. Yeah, not one of those Glade plugins. It was like a full on flame. So he's packing heat, the movie. And he's in the cage. And he keeps switching back and forth from aardvark to more who's watching this still okay continue There's a guy that is so mad so mad he's like where is Nick? I apologize what did you want with it I might have fucked up I'm having this is the first time I've been happy in months I you know where I stand on this I'm

having I'm having a great I'm having the best day of my life but I will say this okay when I walked in before we started recording you brought up the song Christopher Cross, Arthur Steen, which is one cheek and another cheek. I know it's crazy. Yes, pounding. But it's true. He's about to come. Do you know that Christopher Cross, he released his first single was a big hit on the radio and then pictures of him were published in magazines and he was literally He he didn't take it to the next level really because he was just Pretty unattractive guy. I did know that he's got yeah. He had a face for radio Did you know though? He's making a comeback because of the body positivity movement. Yeah, I can't I'm serious. Yeah, I know People are like gargoyles or people to yes. What's weird about Christopher Cross is that he he wasn't just like ugly

Conventionally he was shot wasn't like he was shocking. He was a whole he was freak show. He had those fangs Mm-hmm that that just drooped out of his mouth. Mm-hmm. He's a fucking freak show. Yeah It's like oh he was like a wolf kind of just get a room You know like get a room like don't be out no get like a circus a room in the circus Yeah, get a room and we'll come see you so yeah, they can fucking freak Lounge he was like a bearded lady that could say you know it makes sense if you went to fucking Washington DC with all those clowns oh Yeah, yeah, you're on something there. Mm-hmm. You're really on something

I'm serious the all of the clowns go there all the mimes, too Did you know really yes? Yes, they stand outside of if I was a clown. I would fucking hate them the mimes Yeah, I feel like I might hate clowns. No fuck. I don't care about them. I don't I don't care about that. Oh clowns no fuck I don't care about them I don't I don't care about that how they wear makeup do not all mimes no they do whiteface and no one complains no one complains no one complains about it yeah you're right nobody fucking but our prime minister prime minister Justin does it 25 30 times yeah and it's a fucking uncountable amount of time but the fucking mimes and he's from Canada I 25, 30 times. Yeah. And it's a fucking. Uncountable amount of time.

But the fucking mimes, and he's from Canada. I know. He's surrounded by them. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. He grew up in Quebec. That's the home of mimes. And they're just doing white chicks constantly. Yes.

Right? And they keep playing that fucking, they're doing it the way. Natalie Bruglia, is that her name? That's the end by the way I could also they don't play the theme song again No, not the Christopher cross one because the Christopher cross one at that point time had been played out too many times Here's yeah, they're like this song's played out. We got I hate it when you hear it too many times Yeah, so we have to go into the future and get a song from the movie for white shit

That hasn't happened yet. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so here let me apologize to you So so that song came up and we talked this whole time. Was there anything that you want it? You was there was this podcast? Did this have a topic fuck sorry that that I stepped on that we didn't end up getting to oh, yeah I'll be in London in September. Two shows are sold out, the low tickets on the third, I wanna add a fourth. I'm huge there, in a place where bad comedy is popular.

I remember you, yeah, we were gonna talk about that. We were talking about that. But no, I don't wanna insult these people. No, I get it. The queen died. So we went in a whole, she did die. Horrible accident. Terrible. Terrible accident.

She, do you know how she died? In the papers. I know, she's fucking a horse. No. She missed her hand situation. Nope. No, the horse was like attached to an apparatus to support the horse's weight and in kind of like a lethal weapon style, not lethal weapon, naked gun style hijinks.

The horse is someone was like, there was a butler, he was holding a tray and bounced off this, this, this, OJ Simpson, stab, and then the horse apparatus broke, crushed her to death, and I'll be the 22nd, London. What about you? I have a special on YouTube called Down with Tech. Check it out. And I'm gonna be in, you check my website, nathanmackintosh.com.

You're taking shots. Elon, fuck you, taking shots Elon fuck you Bezos fuck you Zuckerberg Steve Jobs So this is like the cool one he's pretty cool. Yeah, so that's the story that Piers Morgan wants you to hear the horse Falling on the Queen no they covered it up. They they covered it up. They blamed This is what I heard they blamed who they blame every time which is the state of Israel and it's not true They didn't kill was it a big flag that covered her and she couldn't get out of it What the Israeli flag fell on her and she couldn't get out is that what is that we mean?

That's not what happened like you know in school when you had those parachutes, did a giant flag just cover the queen and she couldn't get out? I'm asking, I'm literally asking you. I don't know what you're talking about and it didn't happen. It was the horse thing. I mean, Piers Morgan says that,

but I heard a different thing. But either way, that's a good story. I heard. I thought it was pierced pierced yeah pierced Morgan pierced like like ear pierced I thought I was like I I have a I have a Prince Albert I'm pierced Morgan and I've got a cock ring I'm pierced Morgan and I am I might I've got a tongue ring because to give a because I'm a slut yes I'm a slut I like to blow the men and I swear I blow men he is a friend of the show he's a friend he has wild ad reads on his he does like well these that's

what he just did an impression so guys guys listen. Oh, I didn't even say We are guess the name is Nathan McIntosh Thanks for joining us. Thanks for having me man. This was amazing a fever dream I had I had a good time and just to say if anybody or whatever this was you can follow me on Everything at Nathan only fans and only fans but your name is Macintosh but down with tech that's like kind of the bit well my it's because I was born into the tech industry so I have an insider's look really yeah yeah I'm the reason that the computer was named Apple and your dad Your dad was Mr. Macintosh from the film playing check, which we will get into next time.

Thank you, man. Thanks a lot, guys.