The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Radu Bondar - Episode 85

Episode Date: December 20, 2024

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Welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast. We got a special guest, Radu Bandar. The winner of the Adam Friedland Show podcast, Fuck a Fan Challenge. It's kind of a Comic Con look you're rocking a comic-con look you're you're rocking right now This is you look like a combination of both of us. I think a little bit right now That's what a lot of the fans say look like a gay retard son the fans of Certain program yeah, Nick Nick just got something from Amazon. We're doing an unboxing. We're doing an unboxing

Christmas time the The unboxing we're doing an unboxing Christmas time the the UXL M3 by 5 millimeter Phillips flathead finally yeah you've been talking about this thing for years it feels nice screws went missing for the brush bar in the yeah yeah but here's what here's what happened so I ordered these because I could only find It look I eyeballed it. Listen up folks as an m3 and then I said, you know what? I'm not gonna play this game And so I just went to Home Depot and got some calipers and measured the screw and it's m2.5. I hate that So these these are useless But the right screw will be delivered maybe

in a couple days. So if anyone wants these useless screws, we will be leaving them. We are not giving them away. No, we'll leave them in an undisclosed location in New York City. We'll post it on our socials channels. No, I think I'm going to build a robot.

Let's geocache. Nick's building a robot. I think I'm going to I'm gonna build a robot. Let's geocache. He's building I think I'm gonna build a really he's been talking about it a lot. He's finally gonna build himself a Gundam I think this is gonna be nice. That's not a robot. I believe I'm making a fuck doll I can go you've been talking about how you wanted a Gundam has been yours You must understand as a fan of the old show how difficult it must be It's not to completely blow my top when absolutely when he says stuff my first instinct was to be disrespectful Yeah, I'm his biggest fan. I say I'm your fist clenched

I say I'm going to build a robot and then he says Nick's finally building a Gundam Yeah It's like a manner of not listening to people. Yeah, it's like it's like calling a car a robot, right? Yeah, them is a it's like it's like your dish. I imagine like calling a car a robot, right? A Gundam is like a human. I imagine, like, this is, you know, like if somebody said to him, oh, my dad died last week, and he'd be like, oh, yeah, how's he doing? Where he gets some of the information and then twists it in a way

that proves that not only was he not listening, but not listening in such a manner to cause disrespect and harm It's a little bit. It's how my wife listens to me sometimes Is that a theme well more of the husband yeah, I was gonna say or I'm gonna seem very domineering wife Maybe taller whoever has the more power and you know what Simpson's joke I love when they go to itchy and scratchy land and like they have the robot parade of the itchy and scratchy stuff right and One of them like goes to take off its hat, but it doesn't have a hat It just takes off the top of its head and then like there's like a microchip

And it's like beep beep beep and then Marge goes uh oh Homer look at all that stuff in there That's why your robot never worked Well just imply by complying a storyline retried to build a robot and it's just there's no yeah, there's no And he was expecting it the Yeah, that has to be explained to him in a later day It's basically a student of armor Yeah, I will not make that mistake cuz I got a I got 50 of these bad boys most robots are fuckable now Right I saw I saw I watched a five and a half hour interview with Elon Musk and asked him How the fuck did you build like a robot car and he's like everything starts with the screws?

He said that yeah, that's a guy filling time. He's like you would think it would be The computer software, but it's not it's the screws. Yeah, cuz that holds everything together. Yeah, no the screws are what you have It's a what is it called? Gushed all? The sum of its parts or not. Ah, that would be like a good like The sum of its parts or not That would be like a good like Instagram real for us is Nick telling this story He heard from Elon Musk there are a lot of podcasts like Yeah, I know we just do the I heard Tristan Tristan Tate once said yeah Yeah, you got a you got to rape the bitch people are saying whatever he says

I don't know what you're saying, but the podcast who's Tristan Tate. It's it's Andrew Tate's brother You don't know the vice president in Romania. Oh, yeah, they're in your country right now Yeah, that's right. Oh, I forgot that and local. I would leave They don't like I would leave as soon as I was arrested and put in prison there Well, I think they can't go anywhere else. Yes, I would move the Romania Specifically so that I don't get arrested. arrested well Romania is not part of what people do It's not part of interpol right or something or no we are we're in the EU remember that band pretty good Pretty good two good songs

Rosemary Okay, back to the me yeah, so Tate is what so why can't they get him out of that you're fucking crap country Tate is why so why can't they get him out of that your fucking crap country? Because he's making crazy money there he is people move there to sex traffic But what they don't do is go on TV and be like y'all can't get me I'm not paying bribe like you've got to pay the bribe yeah pay the cost to be the boss You know what the neighborhood he's in it's the Lambo style neighborhood like where like where are the castles that like I don't know exactly Where he is I just know that like the local downtown the local sex town towns

Downtown remains. No. No, he's probably in like Bel Air room it like, you know Bel Air Estates, Romania Bucharest is nice. It's called the Paris of the East. I saw a video of Yeah, right. It's got three cool neighborhoods. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. I call it the New York as anyone neighborhood yeah yeah I like it I call it the New York has anyone considered that maybe Andrew Tate is because I saw him playing with those nunchucks yeah that maybe he's instead of being maybe instead of embracing like I'm a man you should embrace like I'm a child I have like a childlike wonder to me and then none of the stuff that he does would be offensive I'm just collecting bitches if you take his opinions He's like a Peter Pan and assign them to an eight year old boy, then it's not like then it's good

It's true cuz like when I was like let's say middle school. I would say things about women that were abhorrent I would say like I would fuck that bitch in the ass, but they're all I would say they're all They're all bigger than you then so you have a they're huge. Oh, yeah, okay, then I would say they're all kind of so I'd never even they're all bigger than you then They're huge. Oh, yeah, okay, then I would say that to my friend. Just wanted to hold her hand I had barely I had barely smelled a girl at that for a day. Fucked a girl. Yes I would fuck that bitch in the ass 12 12 years old For a 10 year old boy to say that about somebody that's you you know six one at the time. Yeah, that's fine Yeah, yeah, I sent you that picture of me at camp right with that big big old girl. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah

Nick was doing stuff for the short film and he's like he's like you had sent that to me prior because Stephen would post it In the group chat. It is a very funny picture I think that girl actually maybe had some sort of developmental something or other I think she was like a type of a Big simple you want to see the big I do. Yeah the pig, but that's not like you're high We called her big Texas. No I mean I was also like five one probably at the time and now I'm five three So you just show me a picture of big mo just yeah, I'm showing you a picture of me and a big bitch when I was 13 Who does a wife beater cup of lean? Yeah, I would fuck that bitch in the ass

So it's a rise to say that you say When you're like a child. Yeah. Yes. I think that is a good observer. Yeah, look at this Yeah, this isn't this isn't Jewish summer camp. Oh, I love her. She's great. What do you mean? I mean, that's a sturdy woman that can protect you. She's a nice lady. That's a nice lady Yeah, but I think I was actually trying to make fun of her by taking that picture Yeah, I think I was saying I thought I was cute kid me Adam. I know a cute kid just like This was after my Tom Green era I like I read my my seventh grade yearbook when I was back home recently in it every

message was Hey, Jew good luck being Tom Green or the next Tom Green Yeah, I was just copying the jokes. I heard on the Tom Green show Tom Green or the next Tom Green. I was just copying the jokes I heard on the Tom Green show. The Tom Green show. In retrospect, that show was very funny. First podcast. Well, not the show. That show was a prank show.

The MTV show, yeah. But he also had the first podcast. The special episode about his friend Glenn's testicular cancer was also very good. I don't remember that. Yeah, and I think he was also the originator of torturing his parents. That's true. Before Banwar Jara. I think he was the one that was torturing his parents. Like how Hofstra was the crowd were clip guy before Schultz. No

one gives Steve Hofstra. I do. Hofstra the credit. I do. Do you think he's like sits around and he's like, Stavros. Yes but only because he's Greek not he does not matter the success what it what the hell is Hofstad or some sort of Nazi no no he's Jewish yeah another one bites the dust you know I heard recently Hawk to us Jewish they're saying that online yeah I think that's do they're doing the end nobody it's yeah I think it is an anti-semitism But it does sound like a Jewish prayer. They're saying she's a Jewish CIA. Please stand for the hack to They're saying she's an asset

Everyone please rise for the hack to it She's also going to jail now because of her Chris. She's not gonna go to jail dude. That's just unregulated for you free my girl now because of her crip she's not gonna go to jail dude that's just unregulated for you for you my girl so yeah thanks for what are you doing in New York this week just came out to do some shows to be Nick's boss at the roast at the factory of roast at the roast factory I'd make sure he clocked in always late this guy was he a good boss he's a nice guy I only knew him through email who is the who's the roast for so it was the roast of Alec Baldwin Yeah, and I was Nikki Glazer's writing assistant. I did a couple of them. Were you I was just for one. Oh

Yeah, short time and Nikki. Do you remember any of your jokes? What were his jokes? You were like if they were all of his jokes to I do they made the day's or the whatever They would have been the best things be like you can't put them on Comedy Central It was like stare at Robert De Niro And just say whop Nikki do that yeah The best one and these were everyone sent in like a lot of a lot of jokes Pete Davidson one I don't remember that that was the year before But everyone else sent in like beautifully manicured like say it like this do this

Yeah, set up punch tag 200 jokes a lot of people sent six jokes all caps This is a WAP for all my favorites and one was like look like for Jeff Ross like what do you like Jeffrey Epstein if he Was sponsored by supreme. Oh, that's good. That's good Yeah, none of them usable, but we would all like that's we talk about them almost every day. That's great. None of them usable, but we would talk about them almost every day. That's great. She was nice. It was 200 bucks. Yeah.

She's the best. I needed the money. She's the best employee I've ever had. I watched that Martha Stewart documentary recently. I had never watched The Roast of Justin Bieber, but that was her comeback after she went to jail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was fine.

And she was, that was amazing. It tells you so much about her. I didn't realize, I don't even like roasts. Really? Yeah, I mean, like it's, I don't not dislike roasts, but I don't like, I'm not a big. I'm way too into them. It became a big thing.

Like whenever I like, there's a guy opening in Tampa at SideSplitters, he's like, I'm moving up to New York next week, and you know, I'm hopefully up to New York next week and You know, I'm hopefully gonna get on roast battle at the stand. I'm like You know, it's like yeah, it's like what like yeah, hopefully they're gonna have me on bump. What was that other there was like a like a secondary roast battle there was like comedy wars

Comedy fight club, but the roast battle something that that would happen like down the street. Yeah Yeah, which that happens like a Dante's peep that's it was like aspirational But it's like this group of people that did any of them get out of that world. Yes It's like bum fight rose battles Guys Kimbo's these guys that have nothing I started going into a place. I work for roast battle Yes, it's like bum fight I work for roast battle. Yeah, it's like the yeah, the car is like a big It's a big thing guys have to go they have to go is Lewis the the president. No, no, no he's just sort of they're like What George Washington? He's like their mythological leader. Oh he's the father of the country. Exactly, yeah. But the guy, you know, Brian Moses is the creator

of Roast Battle. It started at the comedy store about 11 years ago. Two guys were actually gonna fight, and they were like, can you just do this fucking shit? Yeah, yeah. And then it became a thing. Has someone taken out a gun? That was a different show.

That was Slink Johnson at a different show. Well, that's of course famous, that's funny. That was a very good Instagram. And he's doing great, by the way. That's Black Jesus, right? That's Black Jesus. Yeah, yeah. That's a great show, too.

But The Roast Battle was on TV for a couple years here, and then it was on TV in like 11 countries after it got canceled here. Did it get to Romania, or no? It's so, okay, Romania loves Roast Battle so much. They have, they love stand-up. Yeah. They have 80 comics there,

so everyone's already been on TV. Your Mounika could've seen that. The whole family comes down to the living room your dad's cranking the TV We're saying they're too crank show right your mom's pouring steam into it They're all watching yeah, it's got a big bucket of steam. Yeah, well, but if not too much things, it's not color There's so there's so many comics Ralphie May he's How do how does someone become that size? Ateer is just slowly falling down your cheek. That's true That's just don't back just didn't understand the concept that someone eating themselves to death. Yeah, that's the only thing is not believe

They're like you mean starving back. Can're like no, it's the opposite of that They're like what is why she's man in America. What do you mean? I asked my dad had too much food. They're like Sorry, is that like one of those buttons on the calculator? That's a letter. Oh, he was the president He said it's not something that is real As my dad once I was like, you know who Lenny Bruce is he goes yes a fat black comedian I was saying this off the show, but um, we had a kid from Georgia the country Yeah who was like an exchange kid to our summer camp and like he was like picking up on our slang and we would we were like kind of mean, you know

14 year olds and He got mad one day because we were like, you know get you know teasing him or something and he goes he goes like this He goes get ready for the cox slab Yeah, get ready for the coxslaw was with your hand? Yes. Yeah. Get ready for the coxslaw. We're a very, Eastern Europe is very dramatic, very homophobic, and very homoerotic. Yeah. Everything's about dicks and pussies. Um, we're-

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To his brother. That was the guy that knew my cousin. I love these kids so much shout out to Sig Kai at UCLA We got a lot of good brothers, and I'm sorry to Dylan for saying sig Kyle at the Thanksgiving table But your mom did think that was really funny. I At the Thanksgiving table, but your mom did think that was really funny. I Know your friend is called SIG CHI and not SIG CHI. Are those Greek letters CHI? Sigma CHI. Oh, yeah, I is well, it's like a karate name. It's not even a He was like telling he was like telling me about like all the terms they use for their rush For like getting like getting new guys.

None of this is, to the brothers of Sigma Chi at UCLA, I don't think any of this sounds gay at all. But he was like, yo, Adam, you've got like obscure H. And I was like, well like heroin? And he's like, no, obscure humor, dude. And I was like, what is that? He's like, that's what we say about like guys rushing the frat. I was like, what other terms are there like that's what we say about like God is rushing the fret.

I was like what other terms are there? They have to abbreviate it to H. That's so funny because now you're finally old now that like you abbreviate everything. Yeah, but now they're down to letters and you've never even considered that. Pretty soon they're gonna be thinking. Now you know, it's so funny that you related this story

as like, you know, he's like what's this guy doing just abbreviating some of my words? Yeah. Of all people. You related this story is like, you know, he's like what this guy doing just a breathing yet Of all people When we moved into this fucking place, we have me Sign the lease what what he's like. Should I meet you at the stew? I'm like no, that's what people say That's what I would have called it to them No, the rappers they go from straight from the pen it from the pen to the stew It's brand new.

There's something about saying full words. You're already putting a stink on it. Let me see my stank. If you say the full word, people think you're a cop. Yeah. You gotta breathe. Well, maybe I have one people who think I'm a cop, dude. You do have a machine.

And you're, oh shit, my glaucoma's acting up. Is that George Floyd? You don't know what I could do. Oh, you mean J-Fla? How cool would it be if Derek Chavine had a hat like this? During the trial well during the act Yeah, they go around the car with the camera and the chavines there Somebody's

We caught him smoking fentanyl Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody stop him. We caught him smoking fentanyl. His defense was he was doing Ace Ventura. I was just doing a bit, guys. It was part of the community outreach program. We heard that people liked the movie from 1994, The Mask. Lord, I done goofed. Yeah. Oh yeah, he was telling me other terms.

Cops do stuff like that. They'll choke somebody to death, but dress like Shrek. Yeah, I've seen West Side Story. Isn't that what that is? It's like, when you're a Shrek, you're a Shrek all the way. We were doing the Dougie while strangling somebody. Teach me how to Dougie.

Yeah, whenever they do those dances with little kids in the, you know, for like, look at this cool cop knowing how to gritty, they always have their service. I was getting nervous. It's not their fault, they're trained. They have like a heavy belt on them. It's hard to overcome the training. Yeah, oh yeah, I was like, what other terms are there?

And he's like, like face? I was like, what's that? He's like, oh that guy has good face This isn't gay say Kai you know, you're saying Chinese style No, he means like the guys like they're like, oh, yeah, he's got good face so I was like you think like they like I would like they'd like me and he's like honestly like You're like a you're like dark yellow light green right now for us I think it's a stoplight thing or like a urine color and he's like, honestly, you're like dark yellow, light green right now for us. I think it's a stoplight thing. Or like a urine color.

No, I think it's like green, yellow, red. But you gotta talk to more guys. And I was like, what? He's not popular with the men this much. If they don't like someone, he's a doorknob. Whoa, that's kind of a good slur. It kind of sounds like, it sounds good. I wouldn't say slur, there are good guys over in the house.

These doorknobs coming in here, fucking my daughter. Yeah, yeah, and then my girlfriend, she went to like a Northeast liberal arts school and she was like, I wonder what you would think of my school. Like, he was like, what is it? And she's like, we didn't have frats, it was like kind of like what is like what is it and she's like we didn't have frats it was like kind of like like a liberal arts school he's like like like

so like what kind of people and she's like I don't know they're like arty but like kind of cool or something he's like well like fags which is it's kind of I'll say this I Saw the Lamello ball say no homo and gets fined for it right he should say pause But it's kind of it is a game It's not Homophobia is bad, but then but the no homo game. It is nice to see it pass It's now the sixth generation generation that is it has been passed down right? Yes. It is like kind of like That element of society in this in this crazy day in it. I'm gonna stop with this rant I went to a school that also basically didn't have frats, but it was like a big state school

I went to University of Houston and they had like the Cougs. Yeah go Cougs. This is their actual shocker That's their real sick. Yeah, you didn't have frats at a southern. They had like hoops the coops. Yeah, go coops. This is their actual soccer. That's their real sick Yeah, you didn't have frats at a southern. They had like University Pakistani frats really yeah, so it wasn't Greek life So those cells is Turkish life. Yeah Sleeper cells yeah, yeah were they learning how to take off the plane, but not land They were like just no Indian people but not land There were like just no Indian people There were beefy they jaiho at each other absolutely They were doing big dance numbers and you can join you don't have to get gay stuff

Just say something nice about Kashmir and how it's part of Pakistan Yeah, those do they they really beef with each other I went there to India and the really yeah They said fuck to Pakistan I was crazy that they just have monkeys everywhere that are like that steal your crap. Yeah. Yeah, they're like they're like thieves, too You you say it with glee. You're like they have monkeys there. I was like, yeah, we got fucking lights everywhere, dude Yeah, they're about the rats here in when I go to see my grandma in South Africa. They have baboons that are assholes Yeah, yeah, they like fight you It's they have like baboons are weird because it's like a dog. That's a monkey

Yeah, they're like a dog monkey where their ass is out. Yeah, and they'll beat you up in front of your wife and kids Yeah, they're not good guys. I Went to India and I was like, why don't we have Indian people the baseball MLB because they're playing cricket. They're playing baseball. They're slanging Yeah, they're like throwing it's a baseball. Yeah, but you need a glove to play baseball They'll be like you should see these Korean guys are playing basketball with a rock and a trash can it's like well, that's a different Well, a different set of skills they just had the first Indian guy in the MLB this year. Okay, he kind of stinks But he's on the Texas Rangers running again one more time hold on Wait a minute. I think you got a new clothes. This is a prank show. I think it's an opener

Well, actually I saw you he plays plays turd bass And the fans love billion is a shortstop There's a billion Indian people There's so we play shortstop turd bass Pull him out he's thinking it up There's so we play shortstop third base Pull him out he's digging it up You know how few Venezuelans and Cubans there are and that they're most of them are in the MLB well they suck at all sports Indians except for cricket which is difficult baseball. They should be good at like other like I mean they have enough guys

They don't have like they don't have this soccer guys the central the central planning of China the Chinese Chinese okay, but China naming all the Chinese superstars In every single flipping thing in the Olympics. It's just yeah, that's pretty much. No. I'm talking about every single like anything I'm saying American sports. Sorry oh The sports that matter Americans for once everyone watches and gambles on they got a guy at Arizona State they got they have a running back and they let him put Chinese letters on his on his uh On his jersey. I love ASU. That's amazing. Yeah, the debt Sun Devils a Sunday the white Sunday Yeah, they have like a yeah, they have a Chinese guy. That's amazing. Made me happy to see James Harden was a Sun Devil Yeah, I know that yeah. Yeah, he. He's from LA. He's from LA.

But he enjoyed his time in Oklahoma. Sorry to be a sports guy here. No, I was trying to think about something about taking a dump. Oh, the dumpire. Actually, alright. The dumpire. Do not argue with the dump. Alright, let's actually Nick's right we should you know you every every every ball he hits his foul You're on a roll you got kicked out of the game for trying to clean the dump. Yeah. Yeah, okay Take me out to the boat Yeah, that's a fair use. This song?

That song, yeah. It's fair use? It's, yeah, because it's like a hundred and thirty years old or something. It's not like the birthday song, is it? That's what I said. Yeah. Yeah. How does that work?

Damn, we should, Take Me Out To The Ball Game should be our new theme music. It's also those rules that you can just state we're like bastard like Mickey Mouse should be public domain But Disney was like now let's just make it so that that never happens. Mm-hmm Right like is it yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what what's that? Yeah, yeah, very unique original drawing and then he had us did he hit a walk-off home dump He's closing it out. Come on, dude, I think this is the rest of the episode. But yeah, there's a lot of stuff that's,

I don't understand what is actually fair use. I feel like if you get caught doing the rapes, then all your IP should be fair use. You signed a new contract making him the first slumdog millionaire Majorly, but they're paying him 500 years in the future. He plays call centerfield That's good call centerfield shortstop turd bass Yeah, and then he's he's yeah yeah and because he's an Indian guy he's hit a million grand slams but he's never made it the first base. Oh my god. I actually I

liked India a lot when I went there then it was also very freaky. Yeah Yeah, it's crazy. They only Indian food, right? Now they'd love they love image. You know how like we imitate food where it's like here's Chinese food It has nothing to do Chinese food. They were doing that all the time. It's a curry They're like we got this Romanian food and you're like, this is just a bowl of salt What is Romanian food like dust dirt? It's like wet towels. Yeah, it's all like Boiled cabbage kind of shit. That's a lot. I had to imagine we remain food is we're good at stealing I don't know if you knew that so in even in our cuisine. That's what we did It's a lot of Jewish food Mediterranean food Russian food. We don't really have anything that's of our own, but we do like polenta

Stuffed cabbage borscht, you know, I don't think I've ever had polenta, but it seems like that's not even really a food. It's like grits, dude. It's really only good warm and right away. It's like corn meal, right? It's Italian grits. It's like Italian corn meal and milk or something. It's what you, when you don't have bread right away,

you know what I mean, like you're like, make that shit. It's the kind of shit that, like, it must have been like an Italian person turned 19, they're like, I got my own apartment. It's like time to make dinner. You know what I mean? Well cuz you can fuck it any Yeah, it just seems like it's that's not it's it comes in a fucking tube. That's what I'm saying. Yeah

Yeah, I'm Sam big though. No what I heard like I heard the Yankees just signed Gandhi petted. Okay Yeah, yeah, this is gonna make the MLB network I hope I hope yeah Cal rip Kenas see a junior Cal ripping ass, okay We've never done Indian baseball. Yeah after eight years Crap he's like he's like Lou Gehrig right, but he has to give a speech because he got diagnosed with diarrhea I Consider myself the stinkiest man. Yeah, the luckiest man. They call diarrhea Gandhi's disease worth. Yeah Guys I really I'm inspired. Mm-hmm

There's a movie like there's a movie like 42 about the first Indian guy in baseball, but it's called number two Well also, you know, they were like black people were held back from not playing baseball really Show up for tryouts or something, you know, they have the American League and they have the Hindu National National Yeah, my favorite part about baseball is Israel. Yeah yeah there's Zionists. It's like look at them sliding in the second base like it's a fat woman's DMs. And there he is on second saying can I see your boobs, please? And I please see your boobs Sliding in sweetie princess. Can I see your boobs? They all walk up to Jiho. Yeah Okay, we'll get back to this grid this killer bit

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13th 14th century and they when they showed up the Europeans were like you guys are gypsies, right? And they're like no From Egypt like no we're from India. They're like gypsy That's how that slur came about they didn't believe All the way from India. It was a slur the whole time Ottoman Empire's involved somehow in there but yeah, they're uh, yeah, they're the major. My friend was in France waiting for a train once and there was a guy that looked downtrodden. He was like, hey, do you know what time it is? He was like, yeah, this, yeah.

And he was like, are you all right, dude? And he was like, there was some gypsies. They showed up at my house and they came in and now it's their house. That is one of their moves. He lost his house. Yeah.

Well, how do they do that? They just wait until you leave and they just walk in? Was it in England? Was that in England? What? Where was that? It was in France, yeah. Okay, so yeah, so they have weird squatting stuff

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Yeah, I don't use my slave name anymore. Tupac. No, he was like one of the Generation X guys. Yeah. The DX Suckit. Yeah, they invented Suckit, as you may be familiar. Before that, people had no idea what to do with that thing Yeah, yeah, no. He's a nice guy

He did race wars That's cool. I love it curtain shrouds out out charade and Kurt Yeah, it was still upstairs at stand-up, New York It was a long time ago where all the great podcasts started, huh? You know, it's very funny. There was this kid, Shelby, that worked with, cause Stand Up Labs, that's what they called their podcast studio, and it was run by this guy, John, and John's, I think he was just John's assistant,

it was this kid, Shelby, and he didn't really, I don't remember talking to him more than a sentence, but he organized, he brought in Will Mediker, Felix Biederman, fucking Virgil, and then me, and then one other person. And he was like, and this was before Chappo or anything. And he was like, yeah, I think. Here's how you do it.

He's like, I think you guys could do a good podcast. He basically created Chappo. He's East Coast Brian Redband. And then, well, no, and then they were like, yeah, I think here's how you do it. He's like, I think you guys could do a good podcast He basically like created chap. Oh, he's East Coast Brian Red Band And then well no and then they were like, yeah, I don't know that doesn't sound very good And then they just did it kind of independent right a couple months later Wow Yeah, so he created the face, but he's a Winklevoss kind of yeah up with the idea. He Winklevossed Oh, that's where some Brian got a much better trajectory by sticking around. What was red bands story? I like recently looked it up because I didn't I like didn't really know who he was. I thought he was a comic, but I guess he wasn't you know

He was he's a good guy that was kind of a or maybe he didn't start off as a comic I don't think he started off as a comic what I read was that he like worked at a computer store in, Ohio and Like Matt Rogan and was like hey you should start a podcast and I told him what I think he was already in LA he's dude he started Rogan's podcast kill Tony and your mom's house Wow the true pod father Wow yeah I think he just like you know how there's always comedy adjacent people that are around you're like what are you doing here like I'm selling edibles. What I read was.

It'll blow my cover. What I read that he was like, yeah he worked at like CompUSA or something. He knew computer stuff and he still does. Shout out Red Band, he follows me. Which if so, that's a cool story. Yeah. Right?

And now he owns a comedy club. Like Destiny was saying, he said he went from carpet cleaning to playing games. That's like Stalin's story, he was a weatherman and then he was. carpet cleaning to playing games. That's like Stalin's story. He was a weatherman and then he was. Stalin was a weatherman. He was a meteorologist, it was his only job. That must have been crazy back in the 20s.

Yeah. In early he was always right. He's like, it's gonna be spicy out there today. Watch yourself. There's no TV. How do you even get the weather? It's a different kind of cold today. Oh, okay.

He was Georgian, right? He was Georgian. He was Georgian. Yeah, so black I Mean basically Deep south yeah Yeah, yeah, that's I old man river Man Stalin yeah, he was a There's a picture of young stalling that looks exactly like Nick. Well, there's a picture of young Stalin that looks exactly like Nick well there's a both very handsome men it's the only Trotsky looks like Trotsky and then was Beria I think it was a Lenin no a Khrushchev Khrushchev the Ukrainian yeah were you guys part of you had your own shit yes so we were our

own country the Soviet Army was in it until like 1958 or 54, but we were never part of the Soviet Union. A little chunk of Romania was broken off, called Moldova, and that became part of the Soviet Union. And then now they're just the poorest country in Europe. And we're not. Romania. No, Moldova.

Oh, don't get it twisted. Romania's in the EU. We're like Mississippi or Alabama. We got in there Yeah, we're the worst of the best. That's chill. Who's your guy now? Who's the president of it? Borat or something? Yeah, Borat Yeah, I wish I saw there was like a there was a guy that was murdered in the UAE Recently and the headlines kept saying like Moldovan man murdered in the UAE and then it's like oh why? Why would they just murder some guy and you see him and he's like like an Orthodox Jewish guy It's like well. I don't think they were like let's get that Moldovan. Yeah

But there's just they do that. There's like one of the founders of Chad GPT or open AI or whatever He's born in the Soviet Union, but as Wikipedia page. It says he's Canadian Israeli. Yeah It's kind of like the Elon to they say Canadian American, but he's It's from a different place from a place. He's from a different place where motherland. Yeah Where they you know found precious we have gemstone we have sort of a German president right now our president is called Klaus Johannes really yeah How'd that work out because there was like a bill de Blasio figure yeah? Like change a lot of ethnic groups in Romania. It's like only 89. Let's do a ranking

Bottom is Romanians. Oh top Hungarians. We got quite a lot of fucking snobs looking down on there They still have crazy mustaches absolutely Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's like a minimum to be a hard right-wing politician You have to like be closeted gay and have the hard chorus mustache Yeah I feel like a lot of American conservatives are still just like people that are waiting for permission to be gay the boat Yeah, you know what I mean? They don't know that you can do it They both see Ben Shapiro's review of wicked and my sister said he crushed it

Well this sub my sister's like he actually knows a lot about this that you can tell the way he's talking about it that he's like So desperate to humanize himself You know what I mean? Yeah, but he's just like being like I can like this thing. Yeah, okay I'm out here with that prove that I can like this thing that I'm gay as like a way to excuse all the Yeah, the other shit which would imply that he doesn't have like total moral clarity on his his overall position yeah yeah you know what I mean it's like I'm doing all this stuff that they're probably right I'm probably I'm probably a bad guy you know but hey I can like wicked you know it's Sunday we can all see each other at church I like

wicked ass pussy yeah yeah yeah but it like he's kind of just be like He's acting gay Yeah in the original Broadway production Kristin Chenoweth playing, you know, clean they need a black you news Shapiro Black Shapiro, they need all right. Let's go Uncle Ben Shapiro So easy. So easy. He just reads the lyrics to Jimmy Buffett stuff.

He's like, can you believe what they're saying? These disgusting white people eating ham on the beach. Yeah. Ben, I don't know if you guys saw this on Twitter, I've called him out after my first debate. I'd love him to be my second debate. That would be so cool, so respectful. I'm you know I kind of pivoting into a prominent political

debater. I have actually learned a lot from you, a shame to say, but also proud. Learn from me? Yeah. I don't know. No I'm not even joking. You should look things up. I'm not joking. You should look things up. I should, but I'm too lazy. And I'm driving and I'm like I'm not a source of news. That was Megan Bartson. I'm not a source of news. I appreciate you. Yeah but I'm lazy. And I'm driving and I'm like, ooh, that was Megan Barnes. I'm not a source of news. I appreciate you. Yeah, but I could put you on game for sure if you need. I just picked my nose with that.

Don't touch my hat. I really need a bow. You got like an Indiana Jones look. It's kind of like pivoting. Looking for a hat. Yeah, yeah, the Nazis have some sort of kind of dark magic that I need to steal from them. You're always kind of working against them.

Yeah, I need to find a little Chinese boy. I wish those movies were better than they are. I feel that same, I wanna love Indiana Jones. Yeah, yeah. I love Star Wars. That's why I was telling Pete, that's how I feel about the Lord of the Rings movies, except those are even, I give up immediately on them. They're so boring.

Indiana Jones, I make it maybe 20 minutes in. My dream is to trick him in the Game of Thrones. I'd say I said this on the show I think somewhat recently I was like, maybe it's time to watch Game of Thrones. Okay, cuz I've been saving it Can I just make a small little compelling before you kill yourself? With a sword, yeah, yeah, yeah, which is Is it is Game of Thrones good? I skipped like four seasons and it's the same shit the same shit was going on, but some people had lost their penis Like I was like, oh, yeah, what happened that guy they're like, he doesn't have a penis anymore, but he's just like modern society

Yeah, yeah, what am I Hispanic something? Things have never changed. Yeah Well, it's better friends told me it's like I try to watch it was too much incest. I was like Oh, you just don't like white culture. Mm-hmm. Is that our culture? It's our mole that One other grows. That's our reason chocolate As our spicy raisin chocolate, this is my go to Oaxaca in LA. No, I should should I know sorry no, okay, Gala get to Go to Oaxaca in LA. No, I should should I know sorry not one. Okay, Gail gets it

Never even heard of that. Yeah, it's Oaxacan food. Okay. Yeah, but they have like three mole They bring them all to the table so you can try it with the chips But I mean, it's like it's probably the best Mexican restaurant I've ever been to I love that. Yeah But here's my argument for why you should watch Game of Thrones. I'm thinking about those fucking mole enchiladas. Yeah, I'll tell Adam Just no, no, I don't care. I talked to him I'm going I'll watch everyone. Give me my bop up. Yeah people to say It's like the world's best soap opera like the action scenes. Yeah, I would say sons of anarchy is the world's best soap Okay, I haven't watched that one so I got it. That's what I want to try. That's it sons of anarchy is a great show I hear it's so dumb. There's a there's a

It's like episode three or something. It's maybe three or four. It's so dumb. There's a, it's like episode three or something. It's maybe three or four, it's called Fun Town. Could be the second episode, I can't remember. Basically the premise is there's a carnival that comes to town and there's a girl, like a young girl, a 14 year old who lives in the town and she's raped by one of the carnival carnies, you know. And the mom goes to the motorcycle

gang instead of the police and this is to demonstrate that the motorcycle gang has more more cache and you know you know respect from the and she goes to them and and I think it's a conversation between like what's her name like Katie Seagal and the mom who plays the daughter and she's like why don't you just go to the police and you can get real justice or whatever. And she's like, because then there's gonna be a trial. And there's gonna be news, right? And then we're gonna have to sit through the trial

and it's gonna be on TV. And then for the rest of her life, Katie's not gonna be my little girl anymore. She's gonna be the girl that was raped at Fun Town. That's better than Game of Thrones. Yeah. Yes. Okay, yes.

I'm making a compelling argument. Please let me. There's no way to deliver that line without it being funny. I know. Yeah. That's where we got the game. The actress is crying. Can you imagine the table read when they're like,

that's not a fun, everyone's like, oh my God. Peg Bundy says that? No, the mom of the girl Peg Bundy plays the like, like the queen of the, yeah she plays the like, she's the wife, she's the ex-wife of the guy that started the motorcycle gang who was the father of Charlie Hunnam's character who's like the prince.

And so his step- Nick's friend Charlie, friend of yours stepdad is Yeah, I've now worked with two of Three I was in Hellboy a lot of people don't know that. Whoa. Yeah, that's true. I was in the movie Hellboy Yeah, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, he was the hell. Yeah. No, I was in that movie They cut me out, but I was in like I was in like 50 scenes So it was originally a three-hour movie. You know they have you seen hellboy was recut for a BET you saw that hell Boy hell boy was cut for black entertainment television. They called it the hell boy boy

It was just about a guy who thinks he's a little gay. Yeah, no, it's Help hellboy, next Hellboy. Hellboy after next. Have you ever seen the movie Next? It's a Nicolas Cage movie. No. It's fucking awesome, dude. He's like, I can see five seconds into the future.

Is that it? That's the skill? So like the whole movie is like, the plane's gonna crash, we gotta get off the plane. It's like him just, it's like all this bad shit. It's not like a normal sequence of events, there's always something bad that's gonna happen. So he's like, duck, and then there's like a sniper bullet

that goes through the window. I mean, it's awesome. It's cool. It's a good idea for a movie. Sees himself kissing a bunch of guys. Yeah, he's like, we gotta get out of here. Yeah. Before I do something crazy

Are you against the argument I'm going the white you don't have to but I'll listen to it But it doesn't need to be a pitch or He flew to New York from Los Angeles to tell you about this is my big elevator pitch I'll listen to the argument. You don't need to convince me to listen to it. Okay, let's hear it. Everybody's attacking me today. I'm not attacking you. Put in a word with Nick, so I can tell them. It's because of the hat, isn't it?

It's because I got a cooler hat than you. Yeah, you command respect with that hat. You're like, I'm gonna look like Indiana Jones, and you blow it. You get all the clothes. Meanwhile, I got a hat, and people are like, oh my God, is that Indiana Jones? I don't have the whip,

and I don't have the Indiana Jones hat, okay? I'm Missy Elliott Indiana Jones? I don't have the whip and I don't have the Indiana Jones hat. I got I'm missy Elliot Indiana Jones Both of my grandpas were buried in hats like that buried buried. Yeah, that's very weird. They're still alive Vampire style yeah No, they're dead. So what's so good about this show Game of Thrones? Amongst the awards and whatever There's just so many different kinds of disfigured and fucked up people. Yeah, I said that already they lose their penis But they like know they just normalize me they give you a whole new vocabulary to make fun of people in your actual life

Mm-hmm. Well, I don't have a ton of disfigured people I try not to look at them or be around them. Yeah. Yeah. It's disgusting. Well no, but you can other your regular friends. It's mostly just burn victims. So I wanna talk about

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So I go online and you find people on- But people love shitty things. Yeah. But I mean, this one in particular is, it's just, it's like embarrassing to play. Like the way that, the way it's written, like the story itself is just fucking like, the cut scenes would happen and be like, shut up, shut up, shut up. But somehow that keeps you- It's like for girls or something? It's, I thought that at first, but it's like, cutscenes would happen. I'm like shut up shut up shut up But somehow that just it's like for girls or something

It's I thought that at first but it's like it's gotta be I mean I made Pete watch some of it and there's a guy like reviewing this section of the game and the guys like oh my god This rule And it's just like come on man Just stop have some fucking self-respect Don't make this video and put it on YouTube. Oh my God, this fucking rules. And like the shittiest music you've ever heard is playing.

You know who it's for? It's for Ian Fydance. Hey, that's literally if Ian knew how to use a game con. If Ian knew how to use anything past like Atari, you know or whatever he is like dude I just I finally got a Commodore 64 dude smokes like I yeah you know doesn't remind you of the 80s I want my basement to be like the 80s if you got Ian a PS, he would play Control and he would be like, dude, it's amazing.

He'd talk about it on stage. Yeah, it's like, you know, it's crazy, dude. I was thinking, I was like, I started laughing. What's that? Are you doing, are you doing B and B? Oh, no, I'm not, I'm saying I can't disparage it. Should we call Ian right now? We'll call Ian and tell him.

If you ever have a. It's fine, everybody hates Ian. It's not, you know. I enjoy the man a lot, but I don't think he likes me really yeah I met him this week, but I was like saying just in his hands trying out not liking people No, my good friend if they're beneath no I said my fault my friend Jason Ellis was opening for him And he like brought me into his green room. We were there before he was there And I was like I'm sorry to be Jason Ellis the skateboarder. He's a comedian now. Yeah Yeah, why is he opening for Ian and fight ants? Because they met isn't Jason Ellis like famous Jason Ellis is very famous, but he wants to be a really good comic Tony Hawk

Yeah, but I think for me, but Jason Ellis could probably headline on his own He does headline on his own and then he would have more stage time. He does headline on his own. Okay. Yeah. Yeah He's doing well. He's like so Ian said get out of my green room too? No! No, he was just like, hey. This bastard. Ian probably thought he was gonna be able to. I was like, hey man, I'm.

Get a little. This is my peak. And the down under on. I was like, hey man. This Australian tough guy. I also opened for. He's Australian, right? Nicky and Dave and I'm friends with Nick.

He's Australian. I'm sure you gave him your CV. I wanna make sure you're correct about this. He's Australian Jason out. Yes Yeah, okay. Okay. Let's continue but so back to what I was saying. He's maybe a little peak and it's down under Yeah, that's not a dick And so you just interrupted, you know, no, I was like, hey, ma'am. Sorry I'm like I just wanted to meet you big fan whatever that sounds very nice And he was like, oh you're like the West Coast version of me I was like no I'm not broken and gay but

then you said that joking now so then you sund him it doesn't sound I don't I'm not hearing what in this interaction like yeah what it sounds like you know it's just like he was very nice but it was like you know it's just like uh-huh okay I'm like I'm sorry I know you have a lot of people you have friends with here you got to say hi to them I'm just in your way can't believe people that's he needs to blow off some steam by playing control. Yeah, I'm so sorry Yeah, yeah, no Jordan. I I'm gonna call him right now and see if he'll book you for being Ian I would give you 50 I would give you a hundred and fifty dollars and just say okay cash Pick up. I'll leave a voicemail.

That's the other thing that's nice. We'll give this. Like, when our careers fail, that there's an option to make money just selling access. I'm already doing that. You give me 200 bucks, I'll text Shane whatever you want. You want Jeremy Piven's number? No.

Yes. No, I don't want you. Come on, isn't that funny? No, this is for you. But it's funnier if you take it. Yeah, here, I'll get Jeremy you. Come on. Isn't that funny? No, this is for you. But it's funnier if you take it. Yeah, here. I'll get Jeremy Piven's number right now.

Hey Siri, what's the number to the Manhattan Detention Center sexual crimes unit? Unfortunately, that man is selling out weekends. He's screening my call. I'm sure he is. I used to hope for him too. Yeah. Wait, wait. I'm hoping for everybody.

I'll leave a voicemail. This is going to be on the record. Yeah. This is Ian Fryden. I'm unavailable righticemail. And it's going to be on the record. Yeah. This is Ian Fodans. I'm unavailable right now. Yeah. You've reached officer Ian Fodans.

Hey, Ian, I just want to ask you, I got this kid, Radu Bondar. He wants to be on the B&E and podcast. And I told him I'd hit you up and that you'd definitely be down to have him come in the basement So hit me back Hope everything's good. It's Adam. I Could not have asked for a bigger favor I can't think you don't get if you don't get booked. He's a fake

He's fake. Can you do that with Obama? Okay? Barack Obama You if you've reached the in finance not available right now leave a message you know our bar yeah chat chat the Chet Hanks you know what his and I'm gay you know what his voicemail is yeah it's a he's like hello I'm not here right now That's how awesome is that for middle school? I met him. Yeah, I'm not here right now Haha, no, I think he laughs. He's like, haha. I'm not here right now I met him and he was having a bad time and then I was like I said, yeah

That's you can't don't talk shit on no It's like I saw I would die for I saw you on the Adam Friedland show He's like you're so funny like opened up, and I was like okay. I don't want to bother you. Yeah No, we're I was at Trevor Wallace's birthday party, and there's like people there. They were the skateboarder. No the Okay, and there was a lot of people that were like clearly like I have to be here for an hour or 90 minutes Or whatever the time is and it was one of them He just stood in the kitchen and vaped and didn't talk to anyone and I was like I saw you yet Yeah, but he went to a birthday party for comics. Yeah

Really? I thought he goes like only fan pool parties Well Trevor's like a porn guy. He's out a lot I saw a dance we get into this world I danced with Riley Reed at that party because Because everybody there was like cool and famous and sir I'm not gonna go dance in front of dance with her so it was like me and two assistants We're like we're just we were just dancing. How do you dance with a girl? You've dropped off a bunch of High drawings

I'm gonna start jacking and probably the most valuable CIA asset of all time. Yeah, no me a Khalifa for sure You think oh, she's the goat you're right. Should I try to get into that like Totoro and stuff? Yeah, okay? Yeah, yes Yeah, yes, I'm sure if you beat off to it a couple of times, then you're hooked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's how the castle moves Yeah, yeah, that's a house I watch spirited away for the first time it's good. It is good. It's really good. Yeah, right the pig movie It's the best of all porko roso. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah I love that that guy won't come to America to get his Academy Awards. Yeah, yeah, there's a war in Iraq It's a cartoon character to me is a key or whatever

Who's that with the pig the guy that made the movies? What are you talking about? Aren't you like a fan of directors and guys that make stuff But it's a cartoon cartoon, but so drawing a couple people made it they came together and did like a They did their own Adam Friedland show. What are you talking? Yeah, I don't know that doesn't make sense Yeah, you're right. You're coming in LA all industry explaining movies I'm sorry explaining Game of Thrones like criterion saw shit I watched five minutes in one of those Garfield holiday specials on let's hear it. There we go. Yeah bizarre Garfield learning about the meaning of Christmas and it's like Garfield doesn't need to learn this. Yeah

Yeah, why it's well, it's funny because it's like Garfield doesn't need to learn this. Yeah. Yeah. Why? It's funny because it's like it's so dated and like we've been a nerd to the war on Christmas stuff. Like, you know, some of it's like, like you just can't say Merry Christmas. You have to say happy holidays if you're in retail, which it's like this. It doesn't say whatever the fuck you want. I don't think it's like a happy. It's like, let's put it this way.

The person behind the register shouldn't have to say shit to me other than how much my food costs. Yeah. That you're like dictating their you know that's like annoying. Yeah. But then you know you go back and you watch old stuff when it was like none of that existed when Christmas had complete control over things and it's like I don't think Garfield should be learning about like family and love. I don't know he would love Fat Tuesday. Yeah I don't know. What is that fat Tuesday. Yeah, I don't know What is that Marty growl? Yeah, it's like a right before my yeah. Yeah, that's Easter. He hates Mondays Yeah, it is amazing that Jim Davis just had a big fat orange cat and he's like, what are you doing?

Just all day long in his apartment by himself. He's like, what are you up to? And he was like, I gotta draw this fucking. Probably hateful. I gotta draw, I'm gonna waze out. Maybe I'll find a job. He gets a load of this. It's like his wife is like, you gotta find a job. And he's like, I'm just gonna fucking draw Garfield today instead.

And she's like, I'm leaving you. He's like, all right. And then he just showed his friend who owned a newspaper. And he's like, look at my cat, dude. I drew him eating lasagna. Yeah, you know, Dr. Seuss, that's basically his story. Yeah, but there's a story to Dr. Seuss Garfield is like there's never anything new there He's a fat orange cat that's lazy and not time about what you're making up for Jim Davis

Yeah, he was like there's a moral and a parable He's trying to be like an ad man or something like he worked for Standard Oil and shit Mm-hmm and his wife was like, what are you doing? Like just do this shit on your napkins and make your own fucking shit His wife was encouraging and he was like shut up What kind of really he was kind of mean though a lot of his wife was it was nice I think so I think that's this yeah, cuz they like I don't believe they moved to my wife is telling him to doodle for it Well, I think she was like you're so good at this we can make a lot of money

My wife is say get your ass to standard oil you fucking pussy and don't stop complaining. He didn't even draw Garfield the right way for the first like five years Yeah, that's the right way You know, you know old Garfield like his face is all big. Yeah. Yeah, it's like Louisiana kind of yeah Yeah, it's means more cat. It looks more like a cat. Yeah Garfield started looking more like a clock. Yeah Yeah, yeah for the merchandising right you feel that way about the Simpsons ever well Yeah, everyone knows like the Tracy Ullman Simpsons had a different art style. Yeah. Yeah, but you like that's the right way It's just two distinct styles No, I think he was drawing Garfield wrong and then figured it out later. Okay. Yeah, I respect that maybe his wife

You're supposed to do Garfield I love my wife's by the way, really? Everything good that's happened to me is because of my wife. What'd she do for you? Tell me one thing She told me like take stand-up seriously. Okay, that's not you're not sure No, but I'm much she's you know, you like you like I like a lot too. I like having a wife She's your right. Yeah, her name is just Lily She's one name like Madonna. Yeah, like Prince. She didn't take bond are as the last thing No, I I was like, I don't really even want you to she's like really I'll do it I was like I kind of like that you have like when celebrities get married

They don't take like Brad Angeline taking her name. I know when we do I'll do that and I was like I kind of like that you have like when celebrities get married They don't take like Brad Angeline. I'm taking her name. I know when we do it. I'll do that I wanted to make up a new name Like a fancy name, but then they do that with the like adopt a kid like Radu Klingon Her name is like McCalliburton name is like um, um, Fulé Jolie pit It's like just let him have whatever the fun. Sure sure, but there's something dignified about When the celebrity gets married they don't they're like, I'm not changing my brand and I was like I like the her name Just let him have whatever the fucking original. Sure, sure. But there's something dignified about it. You gotta put your stamp on it. When the celebrity gets married, they're like, I'm not changing my brand.

And I was like, I like her name, Lily Kugler. I was like, I like. Some of them changed their name. Look at Susan Sarandon. What was she before? No one knows. Yeah. She took Chris Sarandon's name

and then had a much better career. She was Susan Ali before that. He peaked with Jack Skellington Susan Susan Islam before that Susan X. Yeah Yeah, Susan Abdul-Jabbar Guys I think we have one more thing we need to talk to you guys about And that's about the holidays the holidays are all about connecting with your loved ones with the baba give you your baba there's your baba it's cuz you're a good boy Nick's being a good boy today I love my event I love my little Nick

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he's a Jew. And they're calling him like a city slicker, it's like we've seen his house this guy lives in like you know fucking like Bloomington Indiana this guy's not a city slicker yeah any means what is John's job to he like post classifieds in the newspaper does I think he has some bullshit job. Something with the male. He's Calvin's dad. He strikes out with women with no nose. Guys you can upload your favorite pics of the family to one frame and relive all those happy moments again or share big news like a new edition to the family maybe. We're loaded up with pictures of Garfield or you can give your grandmother

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You ever show your wife the fifth element? No. I think actually she's seen it and I haven't. What? Yeah. She's older than me. How old is she? She's like, it's kind of a Harold and Mauds 36.

I'm 30. I forgot that they put in there, like Chris Tucker is just eating pussy rapidly like multiple times There's like a 10-minute segment where you see him like sucking off like two different women Yeah, he's like an intergalactic queer radio host. He's one of the weirdest characters. Yeah They're like that's not in the script. He just like I got all say pussy He's like I want my craft services on screen the character a little gay for me Only do that on the plane. That's my favorite kind of shit

Yeah, you know double so choo choo choo cha cha boo boo boo boo beepie. I like she's like a alien. Yeah Yeah, she's speaking like Italian in the back of his car. She gets less hot the more she learns It is a little absurd that like Bruce Willis is like I think I think I fucking met somebody Like a nonverbal nude woman. Yes now is the naked reason And then he's like calling the guy that owns his cab and he's like she's fucking perfect She's where that she wears bandages so many guys to actually do that in real life Yeah, I got a chick like an only-fans chick that they saw on Instagram discover page. Yeah, I got a chick like an only fans chick that they saw on Instagram discover page Yeah, I think I saw someone the other day

Call he calls it his mom. It's like mama I subscribed to her And I paid $100 so I can DM with her I'm on the only fans. Are you showing your penis You're showing your penis and stuff? I'm not, but I have to be. I'm contractually obligated. Oh, they do comedy now. I did the tape. Yeah, Nikki had a special on OnlyFans. No, Whitney.

Whitney had a special. She did, I think a special on two roasts. Yeah, Whitney Houston, posthumously. Yeah, they did the roast of Burt on OnlyFans. I wanna show off my pussy. I wanna get fucked off my pussy. I wanna get fucked in my asshole. Ain't no paywall high enough.

Is that a Whitney Houston song? I'm sorry, I don't know. I don't know any songs. I don't know songs about that. I know Thriller. Hey, big Thriller. Yeah, that's Whitney Houston. That's Whitney Houston.

Private Dancer? Yeah. Yeah, you don't even need to change that one Your private dancer dancer for money do what you want me to do What was your one about the Tina Turner though? I think that's that's Tina Turner was the Indian one you did, huh? The private dancer Indian when you turn once does she do how will I know? Oh? I'm your uber driver. Yeah Does she do how will I know? Oh? I'm your uber driver. Yeah, I'll be I'll be your driver driver drive you for money

Go where you want me to go? It's the second biggest English-speaking market. We got to do these two India's if you're watching Indian stand-up absolutely It's awesome. Yes. Yeah, because it's in like Hindu or Urdu like three English words three English words, but then they have the mannerisms of American comedians. They watch Gypjalar fucking cunt my daughter's They have Dave Patel. Oh, that's good. Now we're cooking, all right. He just makes all the noises.

Uber CK. Okay, that's good. I saw Steve Earle over there one time. Who's Steve Earle? Did I do that? Oh, Steve Urkel? No, Steve Ear Steve Earl the singer Yeah, that was the first celebrity I saw in New York was Steve Earl. Yeah, it's like wow

I met like too many yesterday, so I can't remember it all Oh, you met a bunch of celebrities. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right list them dude. Let's go I'll tell you if they're a friend. Amy Schumer. I didn't meet any of them. I saw them. I didn't Amy Schumer, we were at a buffet or not Is it this up? Norman's been sending me a I art that he's made of stave and Amy Schumer having like a lunch together And it's it's the AI art is finally that it's pretty it's a death. They have our faces pretty it's pretty funny Yeah, he sent me one of you have our faces. There's one of me marrying Rachel Dole is all this There's one that Norman sent me with you as a bug. That's pretty good. Yeah, he sent me one of you have our faces. There's one of me marrying Rachel bill is all this There's one that Norman sent me with you as a bug. That's pretty good. Yeah, maybe you spend a little bit more time He's selling these shirts big dog. Thanks a lot Norman

No, I was thinking about getting back in the shirts had a couple of ideas. Mm-hmm I got this cash burning holes in my pockets. Yeah. Hmm. I need some weed soprano Well, I think is I lost the pencil to my pockets. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I need some weed soprano. Well, the thing is I lost the pencil to my iPad. Yeah. Yeah, that's impossible. Can't do business ever. Well, here's the problem, man. I have an iPad Pro, got it a couple years ago.

I don't need to upgrade it other than the new iPad. There's a new Apple pencil that does rotation and stuff, and it does not work with the iPad that I have. So I can't replace the iPad that I have. So I can't replace the pencil that I would need for my iPad because I'd be too tempted to buy the Pencil Pro, but then I wouldn't be able to use that

unless I got the new iPad. So donate your iPad to Planned Pair and others. To Africa so they can build schools. Yeah. Don't they, what happens, but there's always these charities that go build schools there, out of mud by the way, yeah You've ever seen the school. They're always mud. Yeah. Yeah, it's like I don't think you've built anything

Yeah, but on the inside it's nice. They're like ps5 and so oh do they yeah, you're thinking of Norwegian prison. Oh, yeah, that's right, but the There's a black metal and ps5. Yeah Yeah, I don't But yeah, I don't know. I've had a couple of things I'm like, ah, it'd be nice to just make 100 of these. You absolutely should. Yeah. It wouldn't make any sense.

They would be funny to me. I'd buy 50 of them. That was a fun era. Yes. I just have an idea and I should... That was during COVID, right? I just draw it all day long. Thunder only happens when it's raining

Yes No, it's gonna be like a good moment for you Nick. You'll be on the train once Yeah, you'll be on the trains something like chutney Houston You'll be on the train. You'll see a homeless guy wearing like a weed sopranos. That was like donated to Somewhere or you'll see a child soldier in Africa wearing New York Ass Times. You know I love all child soldiers or child slaves. But they're always wearing like throwback jerseys that are like donated to Africa. Yeah. Yeah they have like a or like you know like Houston Texans Super Bowl jerseys. The best is the Chinese people that somehow get like

American shirts and it's like an 80 year old Chinese grandma and she's wearing a shirt that's like, do I look like a motherfucker? And then how are those getting over there? Yeah, I saw a video, someone was in Mexico on vacation, they were taking a video of some guy, he just had a rainbow pride shirt on. Maybe he was gay.

No, they asked him if he knew what it was and he was like The way those get over there when people return clothes and stuff to get sold in bulk I don't know get sold to shitty countries. Oh, okay. I don't think shitty So somebody was dissatisfied with their do I look like a motherfucker sure yeah, I was like I look like a motherfucker My grandson got me this guy be sarcastic and everywhere I go everyone's saying yes Look a motherfucker got me this shirt Yeah, I Saw it. I hope it wasn't photoshopped. This was like ten years ago, but it was a picture of some guy like in line and

McDonald's or something and it's like an older white guy. He's wearing a shirt on the back It's like Obama fucking Islamic terrorist dog shit and then the n-word All over the back of the shirt, it's like too many words Well, it's like it's funny because though it was like the shirt was losing its temper too much to finish the insult Wait, one of your shirts got to check. Yeah No, but this was a white guy. It was in America. But it was like it started ranting about Obama. He said, get a fighter, he said, boop, on top of it. And his wife's an American. Yeah. I was in rural

India and I saw an old lady wearing a UT thing or whatever. Longhorns? Yeah. And me and my friend were like, kind of joking, we're like, I bet if we do this that her she'll just like spit Be like I worship Maybe she thinks that yeah, the longhorns they were like a Hindu school. Oh, yeah, it's like a Brahmin school. Yeah They love Mac Brown. Yeah, they love yeah, the thing I never understood about the Not the caste system, but the whole the underlying Reincarnation system is like the cows are revered, but it's isn't that because it's like cow is one step below human Like you come back as a cow

But then that and in the hierarchy then then the cow would just be like the untouchables are still like one level above cow But then you treat those people like shit. Yeah, and then if you come back, you don't eat. It's kind of like having an IQ of 83 You know what I mean? We're just a fucking idiot. But if you're under then you're like all this We worship you Untouchables either that's true, but you know you want to but you don't do it. They're not allowed to have like toilet paper You know you want to but you don't do it. They're not allowed to have like toilet paper Do I was there in 2015 when gay marriage passed here and everyone was just like apologizing to us left it back I'm so sorry about what's going on back home Yeah, they're like you're here on your vacation ruins everything with this you probably have to stay now

There's like a monkey tugging on his penis. Oh, there's my wife. Get the hell out of here. It was so homophobic there. I would be homophobic too if I lived in a country with monkeys going around stealing all my stuff. We were reading an article about, in rural India some kid was caught being gay.

I don't know why I would blame it on them. Yeah. But like, I would be like, something's not right here. These gay ass monkeys. So there's gotta be a reason this is happening here and not in Sweden. It's monkey pop. And it's maybe it's because guys are fucking each other

in the bathroom. So we're gonna get rid of the bathrooms. And it's gonna be the street. The ultimate homophobic move. No more toilet. Yeah, India's so homophobic. They don't have stalls They're like, ah keep it outside pal this episode make sure you Germany what's that nothing? Oh, they're gonna ban it in Germany What do you think that hell is going on over there?

Germany's so desperate not to accidentally do the Holocaust again. They're doing it all together funding it. Yeah Yeah, they have like they have like target fixation You love this story because we're in India and we were reading about like in rural parts of India Like they really did they don't even understand gay at all like they caught this kid being gay So they made Germany Germany like approaches not doing the Holocaust the way I like tell myself like don't forget your keys When you leave the apartment I say like a million times in my head. I'm like remember don't forget your keys when you leave the apartment. I say it like a million times in my head, I'm like, remember, don't forget your fucking keys.

Did you leave them on the couch? And I focus on it so much that I'm on the train, I'm like, god damn it. I did the Holocaust. I'm on a train to Auschwitz. We're going right back there. God damn it. And I get, this is it, I have a job now,

I'm the commandant. I bought a fucking Any black Israelites in the Holocaust? Yeah, they're not even one well. They had to keep those those places a secret Can you imagine you live out loud? Maybe you just hear some loud motherfucker. You're like. What's that sound coming from the woods? Yeah, it sounds like a correct brother Sounds like a loud-ass brother read his damn book out in those woods where the train tracks are going. Sounds like he's wearing like a parliament funkadelic

George Clinton style outfit. Kind of like a space style Afro futurist style. What about a train full of them? Oh come on dude. A Soul Train? When you say in the crazy. You mean do you mean like like as guards in the camp? No? I don't well. Oh, I don't there's a lot the Holocaust was very diverse. Yeah gay people went in there I think it's pretty much only Jews pretty much 100% now dude the crow outside of that they were like yeah, they're Homosexuals communists yeah, there was actually 11 million people only mentions things What about this kid in India So they were like he's gay cuz he hasn't like fucked the right pussy or something That was like what they were figuring out so they made him fuck his mom

Who who is they and what do you mean the village? That was the solution they were like, you know, what? Oh, yeah, that sounds kind of hot in the context of like a village Yeah, you know I mean like if I was like if I didn't have clothes If I lived in like a hut in the middle of the Serengeti and my mom just had just huge African You know what I mean, and I'm being breastfed until I'm like 15 anyways. Oh, yeah It's like maybe maybe a little's like maybe a little dessert after dinner, if you know what I mean. How are you supposed to look at your mom's beautiful,

just like, loopy ass. Just sucking national gin. 15 years old, I'm just getting sweet, hot breast milk after a day learning how to hunt. And then I look at mom and I say, how about a little dessert? A little gulab gin. I can understand where they're coming from. Yeah, and then I look at mom and I say about a little dessert I can understand where they're coming from. Yeah, and then it doesn't rain for a year They're like it's cuz you fucked your mom

That's what all culture is just explaining bad circumstances and doing a dance about it mainly the bad weather Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's that's got to be the lamest thing and Native Americans Do is dance at the weather that's lamer than casinos casinos are awesome. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah They should remake casino of all the woke movies. I'm surprised. They haven't remade casino with Native America. Whoa They'll be awesome. Whoa, I would love that. Whoa, so we get this bullshit killers of the flower moon Fuck Martin Scorsese for not making Native American Native Americans casino. It's some dumb shit about a fat lady. I don't hear no yeah, no oil in Oklahoma I don't care you already made it's your move make

Casino to do Cherokee casino Cherokee put Robert De Niro in it. Hey, how are you? How's it going? Hey, how are you? Who would play what's the legendary roast comedian and casino Don Rickles who would be the Don Rickles Joe Pesci? No, Neemash you get Neemash Neemish would be sick in that. Yeah, the general manager. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, I, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think lets, or somebody. Well Richard Pryor's dead. Somebody let's him like take an, accept an award on his behalf or something. Oh no, that was Brando. That was Marlon Brando who let Sarah Proudfoot. Yeah. Right?

And that was. Yeah, but she was not funny. No, there was a comedian, I mean I don't think he was super famous, but there was. There was a guy named like Joey Madison or something who died like. Joey Madison?

Something like that. Joey Madison. Hey, Danny Firewater, I want I do Joey medicine hat And he crushed I mean he was a comic and I remember he died I remember people talking about that was his act like I have no idea. I never saw him do Well, mm-hmm That is a suspicious lack of Native American culture and my friend always talks about like there's no Native American restaurants All right, that's my wife was there. Yeah all those stuff that they ate we killed all of it

All of it is no just a core. It doesn't exist any way and kill corn. Yeah. Well, we took the corn Yeah, we got all kinds of actually we got more buffalo. What are they gonna? What are you gonna do Buffalo goulash? They didn't have Buffalo. We call the Buffalo. Yeah yeah buffalo fucking What's the other thing you guys do where you lash and then there's borscht? Oh, yeah the other noodle thing. Oh That's more that's German checks and German yeah, yeah, no, there's another there's another thing in the goulash category that I get if I go to like a Eastern European the Baba Babadook. The Babadook, yes. I wish I could have been in the room in Australia where they came up with the name the Babadook. Because that's the one thing they're good at is

dumb words. Yeah. They're like, all right guys, this is the easy pat. Yeah. We call them the... The whooshy-wallyie wallie? We got a beat boogie man And that's a big that's a big swing for the American sound Australian boogie man, right? He's like well, I dusted up an old racist textbook. There was a slow We were calling the Abbo's before it was Bob. Ah, like is there another one Duke like let's do both Buddy, let's do both. It's like Schwarzenegger Boba do Watch worse nigger. I mean, it's the funniest thing

I wanted to be in the room when they can't that's that's that's that's what they call Bruce Bruce in Germany I don't think we're gonna beat that Thanks for joining us. Where can we find you? Ra do bond are I got a special on YouTube called modern artism check it out Please check it out and then the only fans special be out next week. Let's see that dick. All right, Nick We're anywhere we can find you know this is an end that I will soon be completely gone And watch roast battle. Yeah, watch well watch comedy. What's the other one fight club comedy fight club? I don't know what that is watch Brian Moses's roast battle if they're not in competition with each other to kind of are

That's like it's like the minor leagues, but it's kind of a little bit off the Jax actually well They're not kicking up. That's what I mean, and it's it's tragic It's track can you imagine you it's like you and your 15 friends and you have to go just berate each other Like a home your friends the hopes that you'd get to call Mike Lawrence So you're you were raped as a kid Sellout everywhere all across the country comedy fight club every version of roast or every new any Yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't sell out Comedy fight club is it's oh, you don't know p-dancer. Sorry yet in New York They had roast battle and then like, you know people that were up-and-coming comics or you know

Like I don't want to disparage them by calling them open micers essentially But you know, they're people that are new to the city where was comedy fight club It was like in the Lower East Side at a different venue. They were like revision lounge. There's two rose battles in New York Now they're very good. There's one in New York Comedy Club one in the Grove East Side at a different venue. They were at like Revision Lounge. There's two Rose Battles in New York now. They're very good. There's one in New York Comedy Club, one in Grove 34, whatever, Roastie. Just check those out. Grove 34?

I think that's a venue in a story or something. I wanna see if I can start a regular show at the Dave and Buster's in Times Square. Yeah, Bringer. Start at Bringer. I feel like I have enough cachet that I could do that. I think you should call it Hot Tub. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? I wanna every night. I'm here. We do the show

I got a $20 power card. You should call it Jeffrey Epstein presents. Yeah, I think that's a sort of a dated reference at this point Yeah, yeah kids on it. Jen Z doesn't know Jen Jen X doesn't know they think he was like a turnist date What's after Z? PP Jen alpha doesn't know about it. Yeah, it's funny There's probably like elite pedophiles that since the Jeffrey Epstein thing, you know, they've been privately complaining about it to each other Yeah using the term they're like, yeah, but it feels like the pendulum swinging the other way. Yeah, I Love whenever anybody says that it feels like the pendulum It's like back to what back to what segregation? Yeah, do you know where the pendulum started?

Yeah, all right, thanks for joining us today another great episode thanks Roddy bye take care