The Always Sunny Podcast - How Philly Are Youse?

Episode Date: September 12, 2022

Comin' in ice cold, baby.

When I come into this building and I hear, like you playing the piano, and I hear, like, you playing the piano, it was evoking a certain feeling in me, and I was like, what's that feeling that I'm feeling? And it reminds me of, like, walking into, like, my old church youth group. Oh, that's so good. Yeah. There's, like, always somebody playing the piano, like, you know, there's, like, people all around.

Like, there's, you know, people talking and stuff, and, like, somebody's off, like, playing some sort of thing on the piano. That's good memories? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This thing of, like, it's really, it's really disturbing how often kids, I feel like kids are asked, like, what they want to do when they grow up nowadays, and they're like, I

want to be famous. Oh, yeah, I know. You're like, oh. For doing what? Doesn't matter. I just, I really, like, I don't know, it really affects me. The only thing sadder I've ever heard than that in that vein is that my husband Humphrey told me that, because he went to school with Prince William, yeah, and they were in the

same class, and when he was, when they were, like, eight or nine, they did this thing where they asked all the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up, and William said he wanted to be a police officer, and all the kids laughed, because they were like, you're not going to be a police officer, you're going to be the king. And I was like, that is so deeply tragic to me that you have this kid that's like, I want to be a police officer, and they're like, no, you stupid, isn't that sad? It's like, to think about that, because I think about that all the time, like, that he went to school with Prince William, and I'm like, it's not like people that went

to school with George Clooney, where it's like he wasn't George Clooney when you went to school with him. Yeah. But like, Prince William was the prince when he was eight, so everybody that knew him in school was like, you're not normal, you're going to be the king. It's like going to school with Emmanuel Lewis, and you're like, yeah, man, holy shit. That's Webster. He's going to be king one day, I can't believe it, he's right there, he's right there.

We better get in his good graces now. Look how he eats his porridge. Yeah. So much less sloppy than how we do. Ace, use your spoon. Oh, just use my hands. Oh, I need to be able to use my spoon. I really funny stupid question.

What are their last names? What are? I was just sitting here thinking like Prince William, Prince Harry, Queen Elizabeth. What the fuck are their last names? That's a good question of Windsor. Do you not know either? I don't. Wow.

Riggin Bottom. Riggin Bottom, I hope it is. No. Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor. It is Windsor. Windsor. Yeah. Well, the Windsor.

Okay. Well, so, I mean, I don't want to, well, no. Okay. We did say between nine and nine fifteen, and he'll come in at nine twelve. On the text chain, the text chain was, I can be there by nine, and then everybody gave a thumbs up. Oh, it was that we said, hey, we got to be out by like a certain time. And so you were doing us a service and saying like, you know what, I'll make it work.

I'll be there at nine. So we have 15 extra minutes. So I took it as that. But to be fair to Macklehenny, you know, Mara's email did say a rival between nine and nine. Yes, that's true. So. I hope you haven't started. We started, but it wasn't.

Look, if we're here, we're doing bits. We're doing bits. We're doing some bits. So it started. It sort of started. Wait, is it nine twelve? It's nine. It's nine.

It's nine. I'm basing my interest on Glenn because Glenn. Yeah. Charlie's always here and sitting down. Yes. You all land around nine and sometimes you're early, but you never sit down until it's like nine fourteen. I said, that's fine.

Oh, yeah. You mean like at night? Yeah. I'm ready. I wanted to, I think we should distinguish. No, like one hour. It's almost like arrive. Fuck arrival time.

Like I'll arrive whenever I want. Just start time. Tell me the start time and I'll figure out how early I need to get. Well, got it. That shirt is real tight. It's on the verge. I mean, now here's the thing. You're in very good shape right now and you look great.

Okay. And I mean that in all seriousness. That shirt is very tight, however. And I don't know that it needs to be quite that tight. Quite like fitted. You mean it's it's on the verge. I'd say you're pulling on. You're definitely pulling it off.

Is it tight on Caitlyn too? Nice. Nice. Hey. Hey, you know. Hey. Come on. Come on.

That's so ribbing. They can't tuck it in. I don't know. I feel like almost tucked in almost looks looks more. It justifies the tightness of the shirt even more. Well, I don't think the shirt is going to be as. I do like that. I do like that shirt.

They do not like that. No. Cover your ankles. It's fine. I wouldn't tuck it in. It's just. It's so hot. And I felt like this is a summer look.

You had to get your linen in, Todd. I had to get what? This isn't linen. That's not. But I do have. I do have linen. I wore it. What is it?

Towel? I mean that just looks like regular shirt material. Is it cotton, buddy? Is it cotton? Yeah. It's cotton. Does it look like something special to me? Yeah.

It does. I'm seeing like a texture. This is so darn hot. It's about a thousand degrees. I got a nice coffee, too. Every time I go to Sippit, it's throwing me off. I keep forgetting that I iced it. Oh, yeah?

And then I'm like, this coffee's gone cold. Do you think you're going to be all right? It's gone freezing cold. I'll re-app. Are you guys coming in iced today, then? Is that what's happening? Coming in icey cold. Coming in ice cold, baby.

Ice cold. Yeah. Hey, we were just doing a little bit about the royal family. I was realizing I don't know their last names. We looked it up. We looked it up. Do you know? It's the House of Windsor.

Okay. So that's it. Yeah. That's it. You didn't have to tell them the ultimate answer, which is that that is actually their last name. Is that where you were headed with that? Yes.

That you knew that, though. Not that you suspected that it was, but that you knew that it was. I'll tell you this. Prior to the last like six months, I knew very little about the, about the royal family. Yeah. Or maybe the last year. Because then, but then I started watching the crown. Then I got into it a little bit.

And then I, now I spent a lot of time over there. What are you doing over there? In the House of Windsor. You know, I own a football team over there in the UK. I didn't know they play football over there. Yeah. They do. They play football.

Oh my gosh. I don't think I've ever seen a British person in a football helmet. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. We call it soccer here. But everywhere else in the world, they call it, they call it. Ah, you're talking about the game that you kick a ball with your foot. Your foot.

Yeah. And no, I'm a big fan of American football too. But you know, I also have a documentary series. It's launched. It's a big hit, but you know, you don't, you don't support me. I love documentaries. I'm sure Charlie's seen it. I love documentaries.

Walk me through and get what it is. What channel is it on? It's on the same channel that Sunny's on, FX, but it's also on Hulu. It's available on Hulu. Next day. Congratulations, man. Thank you. It's, it's a very, very big hit for them, which feels good.

Now, again, you guys aren't really a part of the zeitgeist or the culture. Yeah. And so you wouldn't, I don't know what's in your newsfeed. Your newsfeed is sort of food related or. Oh, there's a lot of newsfeed. I don't know what that means. I don't get fed news. I don't get fed news.

I don't, yeah. I don't want to be fed news. So you got, you got a soccer documentary and it's going, I mean a football documentary. Yes. I will say you've learned all the last names of the royal family. Yeah. That's a byproduct of just spending a lot of time. Okay.

And you're feeling overall good about it. It's like you're like just. My relationship to the royal family or. No, the whole thing. This has been a good venture in your life. It's been a positive. It's been a great experience. People seem to be really enjoying the, the documentary series.

Not you guys, but millions of people across the globe. And it's been really fun. They're trying to get an inside look at two rich white guys and by a football team. Yeah. And I'm, I see this rich white guy all the time. I'm not interested. I'm surrounded by rich white guys. What do I need?

What do I need for me to learn? I know your point of view on almost everything else. I don't know that I need to know what your point of view on football is. No, I'm kidding. I will tune in. I will tune in. By the way, but when did you, when did it launch? Yesterday?

Two days ago? Last week. Yeah. Last week. I'm going to watch it. Language things, but other than that, yeah, there's no like hardcore graphic sex. Oh, so you guys aren't. No, the players aren't fucking each other.

You and Ryan don't. I'm sure they're definitely fucking off camera. You and Ryan. I'm not each other. You and Ryan don't. No, but I try to make it work. I mean, how do you cover the dongs up in the locker room? Do you just use like that?

Oh, by the way, that, that does happen. They, the, the cameras go into the locker room and the boys don't care. And if I look like that, if I have the dongs. You wouldn't carry them. I wouldn't carry them. Big, big, strong legs and football. But giant, young male. Full of testosterone.

Full of testosterone. Just balls just filled with semen. Ready to explode at any moment. Yeah. I mean, just in every way. Wow. It's been a, it's been a very fun experience and, and, and the shows, uh, it's, it's really catching on.

There's a lot of, a lot of millions more rex and fans out there. So that's nice. Yeah. I will say, I do these very clever on the, on the posters that you guys are Rob, W. Yes. Robby and Ryan WRIYAN. Yeah. That was very clever.

Making my name even harder to spell. I said, FX marketing team come up with that or who came up with that? Yes. Yeah. That was the FX marketing team. That was good. They seem to be doing a pretty good job. Yeah.

Yeah. So I know if you guys can check it out. No, I'm going to watch, I'm going to watch it with Miles. I mean, it's a perfect thing to watch with him because he's obsessed with, uh, soccer. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you don't really have to even love soccer to love the documentary. I love a good doc.

Yeah. You don't really even get into soccer until the end of the second episode. So it's really more about the town and the people of the town and, and you get invested. Okay. Okay. Yeah. We'll be sure to watch. Thank you.

Yeah. Welcome to the podcast everybody. It's a giant commercial for a show that you don't care about. Well, I am really excited about today because we, um, asked podcast listeners and creeps to send in videos to prove that they're the most Philly in honor of us going to Philly for our first live shows later this month. Um, and we got so many really funny submissions and one dick. So that was pretty good though.

Oh yeah. Like somebody sent a video of their day. It was funny or was it a video or was it a still pic? It was a video. Oh. I'm like cutting it around. Well. Yeah.

I'm an action. Those are pretty good numbers, right? So like just one dick for all the video submissions. Yeah. That's pretty good. Probably pretty good. Yeah. How many video submissions did we get in total?

Um, what? Like 150 maybe? Yeah. One out of every 150. Okay. Yeah. All right. So we picked some favorites and I've got all of these people in a waiting room

on zoom to meet you guys right now. So what we're going to do is show you their submission video so you get to meet them and then one by one we'll bring them on. Great. You guys just get to talk to them. We just talked to them about stuff, but they're all super fans of the podcast and you guys. So great. I'm excited to show you something like that.

And if you want to, you can give people tickets to the live show. Oh. It's people that are in Philly and want to go. Some of them already have tickets, but okay. If you feel like offering anybody, okay, I'll just mark it down and we'll give them free tickets. Okay. Are we starting with the disc?

Are we starting? What? With the dick? Uh, no, I wasn't going to show that to you guys unless you want to see it. Oh, I do. I'm very curious about the dick. Man, the man sent his dick. You have to understand that like for as abusive as it is for you to receive dicks or Mara

and you, and you have experienced that over and over again, we don't get to experience it. It's a little fast. No one's sending me dick pics. No, no. Do you want to do that first or do you want to wait till the end? Um, it could be good to start off with it. I mean, just to get the juices.

Let's go ahead and see what we're dealing with here. Let's start with the dick. Okay. Okay. He's obscured his face. Why did he obscure his face? But he is clearly is a tattoo. He's got a tattoo.

What does the tattoo say? Oh, I'm starting to regret this already. Okay. Yeah. I'm a little nervous. Oh, you can hear it. Oh, you son of a bitch. All right.

Oh, is that? Let me get a grip. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

That's the problem with sending a dick pic. It's just never what you hope it's going to be. No. Well, you realize very quickly that you don't want to have anything to do with it. You know what I mean? Yeah. I just. And I also, I don't know if I want to encourage this guy.

Yeah. No. Great. Okay. Well, let's get started meeting these people if you guys are down. Let's do it. I'd like to start with Caitlin, please. All right.

And if you guys want to hear these, just put your head. Oh, yeah. And you can leave them on because also when we zoom with people, that's how you'll hear them. Okay. Hi, Hans. My name is Kate. I'm from Northeast Philadelphia, born and raised.

And I'm an affiliate because I actually refused to watch your soap for ages. People like it's so funny. And I was like, no, I'm from Philly. Like it's just going to be stereotypical. Like that's not funny. Like whatever. And then this guy I've been dating for like three years now. We first started hooking up.

We had like a little, you know, Netflix and chill situation a couple of times. And it'd be so funny. I'd be like, laughing, even though we were banging like I'd be laughing even though we were banging. Yeah. Love you guys. Go birds. Okay.

All right. I have, I have a few questions. That's an amazing accent. Amazing. And I wonder if she's turning it on a little bit. It feels a little bit modulated that she's putting it on. My brother, my brother, Patrick here is in. Oh, you know her.

You couldn't hear that. Did you feel as though that accent was a little juiced up a little juiced? Right. She turned it up for laughs. We're going to find out to meet her. Exactly. So let's find out. Okay.

Hi hon. How are you? Where are you from? I'm from Northeast Philly. Mayfair specifically. Oh, Mayfair. I have lots of friends from Mayfair. Hey, hon.

Did you go to say Matt's? No, I went to see Tim's. Okay. Of course. It's either Matt's or Tim's over there. So we were debating based on your, the video that you sent in, whether you were turning on the accent just a little bit more. Were you just, did you dial it up a little bit for the video?

Oh, of course. Just a little bit. Turn it up. Yeah. It was pretty good. You got to know your audience. Yeah. Yeah.

Now you were introduced to the show by your boyfriend. Yeah. So I like refused to watch it for years. I just like completely wrote it off honestly. Like I didn't even, I didn't look you guys up. You could have been from Philly. I had no idea. I was just like, that's going to be about Philly.

It's going to be corny. But then he was like, no, look, you have to watch it. And like I wanted to hook up with him. So I watch it. And it would be funny. I'd be like, wait a second. That joke was good. Well, now I'm hearing that the, the accent was not turned up that much.

Not that much. Yeah. Finding out that our show is sometimes used as a tool of sexual manipulation. Yeah. Oh, 1000%. Okay. All right. What's, what's that necklace you have on?

Yeah. The Carnelian crystal. And then my grandmother's old brain. People love air loose. Yes. I got everybody's old style like their grandma's ring or something. Are you coming to the live show? You coming to the podcast?

No, I didn't get tickets. I didn't get tickets, but I should have. We should have won. Yeah. You should have. Well, but we might be able to run. We might, we might be able to offer to figure that out. I'm thinking of a number between one and 100.

What is it? Yeah. You got it. It wasn't, it wasn't, but it doesn't matter. It wasn't, but it doesn't matter. You got it. You won the tickets. Now, if you, if you bring your boyfriend, can you assure us that you guys aren't going

to bang during the show? Oh, I can't promise, but. Yeah. Yeah. No promises. Nice to meet you. Caitlin. We'll see you at the live show.

I'll see you guys there. Bye. Bye. Bye. Okay. Great. This is Robert's video. Robert.

Okay. Robert. I'm going to explain to you really quick why, why I am the most Philadelphia out of all Philadelphians. Now, like most Philadelphians, I keep a framed photograph of my uncle and my father. Right. I'm going to explain to you both these fellows were, were born and raised in Fairmount, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

He died of a drug overdose and my dad became a cop and there's nothing more Philadelphia than that. Okay. Okay. This person's amazing. Wow. He looks like, he's like a young Matt Groening. Yeah.

That person is amazing. What's his name? Robert. Okay. So bringing Robert in. Let's bring in Robert. Hello. Oh, hi.

Hi. Robert. What's up, man? All right. You on your commute? Nothing. I'm just hanging out in a parking lot right now. Okay.

Now what's the parking lot and why are you there? So I'm in Virginia right now because I, my parents bought a cabin here. So they had, they decided to bring me down right when I'm going to do this podcast and there's no internet at the cabin. So I had to make the trek to this Holy Land Wiz, the Exxon gas station about 20 minutes away. I've come down here just to speak with you guys. Don't feel flattered or anything, but thank you for having me on.

I'm extremely grateful. Yeah. It's very unfilial of you to not be in Philly, but we'll have to call that out. But it's a, you know, that's just bad luck. What are you driving there? What are you in? Is that a, I can't. This is mom's van.

That's a van. Okay. That's a van. It's mom's van chilling out in here. It's hot as hell out and having some fun. So my dad's, my dad's from Fairmount. My grandparents still live in Philadelphia about two blocks away from Eastern state penitentiary. Also, yeah.

Of course. Very close to my high school. Nice. So was your dad a cop in Bethlehem or in Philly? He was a cop in Philly. He worked for the housing authority in the 1990s. How old are you, Robert? About 17 years old.

17 young men. Yeah. How long have you been growing that hair out, buddy? Probably for the past two years over the horrible dark times of the virus. Sure. Sure. Sorry. Can you tell us what month you were born in?

June 19th. This television show is older than you. Wait, wait, wait. Whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, how old are you again? Sorry. My year?

You're 17. You're 17. 17 years old. It's like to the year. I mean, you were born in 2005. I was born in 2005, June 19th, 2005. Yeah. When did the show first air?

August of 2005. Yeah. Which means we had shot the television series. We'd shot it. Yes. Yes. So it was, it was birthed. So in a sense, you are the show.

Yes. Basically his age. Are you coming to the live show? I would love to. Unfortunately, I'm broke as hell, so, you know, that's a barrier between me and the show here. Yeah. It's a barrier between most things in life.

Got it. Let's just give the kid, give the kid a ticket. Right? Give the kid a ticket. We are supported by Athletic Greens. You guys eat breakfast this morning? Who has time for breakfast? I drank the leftover milk from my son's cereal bowl on the way out the door.

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And now we've got our very own studio. Yeah, we've even got merch. And we're about to have our first live shows, which I know we're all pretty excited about. It's a full-blown operation here that Meg is running. Meg has been running the show. Meg is running the show. It really is a big operation. We're very grateful to her.

And thank you for all the creeps and listeners out there for sticking with us while Megan figures out what the show is and tells us what it is. What we're supposed to be doing and saying. Yes. Yes. We're going to have our merch a second ago. And I'm sure you guys remember the bumps that we hit when we launched our merch store. Oopsie-daisies.

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What's the filiest thing about you? Go. What? Skookle is my safe word. Not filling up. Go. All right, I want some cheese steaks and crimps into the Franklin Institute and ate them in the heart.

Not filling up. Go. All right, fuck it. I had an orgy with Kevin Hart, Pink, Questlove, Tina Fey, and Bradley Cooper, the Filly Fanatic. I don't accept the buzz, and that shit was crazy. Boys have been worn aside, they sung angelic backup vocals. It was amazing that we went through so much water. You guys wouldn't believe it.

At the end, we climaxed the sound, and it was so beautiful we made another crack in the Liberty Bell. Will Smith wasn't there, but he said it slapped. Damn. All right. He put on a show. He put on a show. He put some effort into this.

Yeah. But then they caught him on the toilet. All right, guys, please meet Darius. Darius, can you turn on your camera and meet the guys? Darius. Oh, he's got the merch. Oh, he's got the merch. Darius.

Oh, Darius. Darius, thank you for putting so much effort into your video. Yeah, you actually wrote a bit. You put a whole bit together. That was great. Thank you. You know, I had to. Okay, what's the deal?

Now, is this a common thing for you writing bits? Are you an actor, or are you a performer in some fashion? I am. Yes, I'm an actor. Okay, that comes through. All right. That comes through. How's that going from Filly?

Good looking guy. Well, there's a lot of stuff happening in Filly acting wise. Yeah, are you professionally acting? Go into New York for stuff. Yeah. I actually moved to Sunny LA with you guys. Did you? You're over here?

Oh, you live in Los Angeles. That's what brought me in. What part of Filly are you from? From like the Fairmont area, kind of like Sprangarden, that area. But I've lived all over, I mean. I went to Westchester, outside of Filly, in the Bucks County area, all over. Wow. Okay.

Yes. There's a lot of Fairmont showing up today. That's what my high school was. You guys have been to Fairmont. Okay. Yeah. Sprangarden, St. James. St. James.

Yeah. Where in L area? And Koreatown. All right. That's the very popular. That's the Filly L of Los Angeles. That's the Filly of Los Angeles. That's right.

I don't know. I don't know. Pretty much. Would you like to see if you, well, you're not going to come to the live show because you don't live in the city. You're all the way over here. Darius, what you were, you got anything you need to plug while you're here? What are you working on?

Yeah. What are you working on, man? What am I working on? My mental health. Okay. That's it. Well, we are. That's why we came to Hollywood.

That's what we're all working on. But yeah, I've just been working on an animated series that's going to be released on Nickelodeon in next month. Oh, we got a gig. That's pretty much all I can say, but it's coming out around like the Halloween time. It's going to be a big deal because it's something that was from childhood that's kind of, you know, in the reboot era. Cool.

Halloween sounds like a Scooby-Doo type thing, but I'm not going to, you know, force you to say. Let's see. Let's see. That's cool. That sounds fun. Do you have an agent? You've got an agent manager, or are you, yeah?

Yeah, agent and manager. Nice, man. Nice. All right, man. What do you think? Make your shit. Make your own shit. Make your own shit.

Yeah. And, you know, in the meantime, hopefully we will... We invite you to the live show, but you're not going to go, so kick butt here in LA and... Well, how about this? How about this? We got to get you to audition for the show. How about that? Oh, yeah.

We'll see if we... Oh, that's a cool thing. All right. So, if you write this next season, you know, we'll send your info over to our casting director, and we'll see if we can get you in for something because... Tell them to read for something. That would be cool. I fucking love that.

Awesome. That'd be amazing. All right. Awesome. They're really nice to meet you, Darius. Hi, Darius. Nice to meet you, man. I appreciate you guys so much.

Bye-bye. Nice to see you. Bye. Great. So, next we have Michelle. Hi. My name's Michelle. I'm the filliest of the Philly because, well, I'm from Northeast Philly, born and raised.

Also, I am a die-hard sports fan, like, you know, we tend to be in Philly. However, I cannot stand the Eagles. Do not like the Eagles. I have a strong distaste for the Eagles. So, my Philly mentality is, when they went to the Super Bowl, played the Patriots in the Super Bowl, I left town. I took a trip to New York, went for two days by myself because I had to leave the city just because I couldn't stand them that much.

It's a Philly move, Philly mentality. So many questions. Yeah, a lot of questions. A lot of questions. Well, let's get into it. Let's get into it. Let's get into it. Hello.

Hi, Michelle. Hi. Can you see me? Yeah. Can you see us? Hey. Well, we've got questions. We got questions.

Yeah. We've got questions for you. I've shown the guys your video that you sent in, so they have questions for you. Question number one. What is written on your knuckles? So it's Ray. It's my boyfriend's name. He passed away in 2020.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Sorry. Okay. Terrible. Thank you for asking. That's horrible. Oh, God. I'm so sorry to hear that.

I'm so sorry to hear that. He was a huge Eagles fan, by the way, too. Well, okay. Now my questions. That's even more questions. So you claim to be an eagle, a Philadelphia sports fan. Mm-hmm. Is that right?

Yes. Well, there's only a few organizations in the city, and you happen to hate one of them. Did she say she was a Philadelphia sports fan or did she say she was a big sports fan? A Philly sports fan. Okay. Philly. Yeah. Okay.

So I am a huge sports fan, huge Philly's fan, and I'm a huge Union fan. I don't really follow hockey anymore. Wait. Can I guess? Yeah. What happened here? I wanted some sort of a run-in with an actual eagle. You know what is so funny?

Someone else said that, too. One of my other friends mentioned that before, too. He's like, that's the only reason why you could like hate them that much. But no, it's not true. No, okay. So you did not encounter an eagle and get into some sort of a situation with this bird where you felt uncomfortable or threatened and, you know. Oh, you're talking about the actual bird.

The bird. The flying. Yes. I'm not a player. I'm not a player in the team. No. I'm not an actual eagle who, you know, gave her the eagle eye. Got it.

Okay. Okay. So it's not with an eagle. Okay. Not with a player. It's not. I don't know. Do you hate the color green?

No. I don't hate the color green. All right. She's going to tell us. Do you hate champions? No. I'm a Patriots fan. Oh, that's why.

Now, how did that happen to you? You know, I don't know. So I understand why people like hate it and they roll their eyes and they like make fun of me, but I don't know, I was never an Eagles fan. I never connected with them for some reason, even though I'm a huge sports fan. I've been watching sports since I could like understand words and pictures. Now, let's see. You hate the Eagles.

Do you hate it's always sunny in Philadelphia? Do you hate us? No. Are you kidding me? It's my favorite show. Look, I have another, I don't know if you can say, but I have another poster. Yeah, it shows. Let's see what you got.

Because we're not actually. Oh. I love that one. That's the best one. Now, we're not affiliated with the Eagles in any actual way, so no, or actual Eagles, the birds. No. Well, no.

I feel like we should ask her, first of all, do you have tickets to the live podcast? I have tickets to the Monday show. Yeah. The Sunday show sold out like instantly. So. Well, we have tickets to the Sunday show if you want to come to both. Yes. Absolutely.

Can we get you those tickets? All right. See there. Go birds. Go birds. Go birds. Go birds. Go birds.

Go birds. Okay. Next, we are going to have Connor. Now, Connor is very special because Connor tried to send in his videos seven times. And then he eventually had to have his mother send it in for him, which was very sweet. Wait, what? And so I imagine we were having fun imagining a lot of screaming in their household of like, Mom, stop sending.

Mom, how are you? Now, Connor, I believe likes the Eagles. And here is Connor. I believe he likes this football team. Hello. I'm Connor. I'm 20 years old, about to be 21. I live about an hour and 30 minutes outside of Philadelphia.

I've been an Eagles fan my whole life. As you can see here in my room, all the Eagles stuff got the always sunny in Philadelphia stuff. I've been an always sunny fan since I was about 11 years old. The show is almost as old as me, which I think is crazy. I would love to meet. You can tell I'm out of breath. Can't even breathe.

You can give me a chance to meet you guys. Go birds. Go birds. Come on. Oh, that's sweet. Let's get Connor. All right. Right now.

Connor, welcome to the podcast. Can you turn on your video and meet the guys? Can you turn your video on? We cannot see you. We cannot see you. Call your mom in and have her come turn on your camera. It's our video. Oh, hold on.

Hold on. We might be able to get it here. He's coming in. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. Connor, are you in your basement?

I am now. Yes. Yeah. I could tell that was a basement. I don't know how I could tell, but I could tell. Connor, question for you. Do you have tickets to the podcast live show? Yeah.

It's the live at the Met. Yeah. You have tickets to that already? No. I haven't bought them yet. Now, you realize which night would you like to go, the Sunday night or the Monday night? Whatever night works. Let me tell you.

Well, I see that you're a big Eagles fan. I have some bad news. Oh, don't say bad news. It's going to be the time of the Monday night show is the exact time of the Eagles home opener on Monday night. That was smart. They're smart of us. Yeah.

That was smart. I tried to get out of it. As soon as the NFL, we actually booked it before the NFL schedule came out. And then as soon as I found out, I emailed everybody and said, anyway, we can change it. And Meg was like, no. No. You call the NFL and you're like, I'm also a sports team owner.

Can we, you know, anyway, we can shift the game, Jeff, um, I also have a full-time timing now. That was hilarious. If you were at the live show, what would you want to see? I'm just curious. As a super fan. What would I want to see? Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, people are there just to see you. So I think that's the number one thing, but I mean, we just want to hear you guys talk like how you guys honestly do it. Like we don't want don't get the fans involved too much. I hate that. No, I'm serious, act like you, yeah, Connor, I hate to break it to you, but you're experiencing it right now.

Yeah. You are it. You are it. You are who you are. What you hate right now. Hey, it's happening. I had to be what I hate. Well, let's get this guy to the show.

All right. Oh my God. Get your tickets. I'll make me almost pass out. If you guys saw the video that get on here, whoever picked it, I want to thank them because I almost passed out making a video. Yeah. Yeah.

We can tell that. We can tell that. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Yeah. If you get a chance to actually, I'll meet you guys again in the future.

Yeah, you too, buddy. All right. Racksome for life. Yeah. Thank you. Go. Racksome. I'll be found.

I'll be found. All right. This is Natalie. What up? What makes me more silly than the rest is the fact that I got my daily breakfast sandwich. I am right across the street from the bar. I'm on my way to work and I work in the alley that you guys fill the rest of the gang turns black in.

Yeah. Music. Oh, that is that. Yeah. This is where I work. I think I'm more silly than the rest of you. I ran down Broad Street when the birds won. Go birds.

Peace. Love. Gritty. And I literally live around the corner from the patties in Old City. Wow. Pretty silly. Pretty silly. The sandwich on your way to work is not necessarily Philly centric.

That's the thing that I think a lot of people eat sandwiches. A lot of people eat sandwiches elsewhere. Breakfast sandwiches. They get breakfast sandwiches. They go to work. They do that a lot. Hey. Hi.

Hi. You're at work now. Everybody's at work. I am glad that our listeners and creeps have jobs. Yeah. And it's late over there. So you've had your sandwich already. Yes.

It's noon. It's 1.30 where I am. Okay. So you had your breakfast sandwich and now you've also had your lunch sandwich. And what else did you pack in your lunch bag today? Did mommy get you an apple or? Now what's going on in the alleyway where we did the gang turns black? That's what, what kind of, what kind of offices we have in there?

Um, so if you're looking down the alley from 13th street on the left is apartments and then on the right, the ground floor, I don't know what it was when you filmed it, but now it's a European wax center. And then above that is an architecture firm. A European wax center as a place to go get a wax, get your bits and bobs waxed. I don't know. European wax. What is that?

Center. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. Are you on a phone? Are you mobile right now? I'm on my computer. Can you call us back on a phone and I want you to go into that place and find out what

the fuck it is. What does European wax mean? Are you, are you purchasing wax or are you getting waxed? Yeah. To call it a center. I think you're getting waxed. I think you're getting waxed, but I, I think, um, do Europeans do it differently than, than in the US?

They do everything different. You know what I mean? Just like a little off. A major chain of hair removal salons. Okay. Major. Major. I was going to call them.

Now are you coming to the live show that we're doing of this podcast? I was in Denmark when those tickets went on sale and I missed it. Well good news for you. We have extra tickets. Wait, wait, wait. Would she like to go? Would you like to go? Would you like to go?

I would love to go. Okay. Now a word from our sponsor, better help. What's going on? Glenn? You seem a little blue. Talk to me, Goose. Yeah.

Well, I'm, I'm, I guess I'm having a, I'm having, I'm having a little problem. The rashes are back. Right. The rashes are back, but that's not it. I guess I'm just, I'm having a little trouble figuring out, you know, what it all means. I don't know if work qualified to give you the answers of the universe and you might need better help. Okay.

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Yes. Visa has the power to help bring your game changing ideas to life. That's right. Yeah. Visa. Anyone can change the game. And this is Billy. He's got a Miller eye like.

This whole thing looks. Greetings and fucking salutations. How you doing? Mr. Monday night, Mr. $2 Tuesday, Mr. White girl wasted Wednesday, Mr. Thursday, Thursday, Mr. Freaky Friday, Mr. Silky Saturday, and my personal fucking favorite, Mr. Sunday Funday. How you doing? Billy Joe Moreau over here.

I just want to let you know, ain't no guy more Philly than this fucking guy. How you doing? Cause. Well, that pair looks good. Oh, he's got a whole set up on his own podcast. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What's going on here?

Oh, look. He's got his butt. Oh. Hey guys. He's got his lover. Whoa. This is so. Wow.

Yeah. Start my video. Wait a minute. This is a trip, man. You're, you're, you're, you got a whole set up over there. Are you recording your own podcast over there? What are you doing? No, negative.

I'm a, I do music. So that's why I got the fancy stuff. Let's talk about this championship belt behind you. Yeah. Are you the champ? Do you have a, are you? No, that's a, that's a Stone Cold Steve Austin replica belt. Fuck yeah, man.

But it's leather and it's gold plated. It's legit. Oh, so it's heavy. It's got the, it's got the weight to it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So you don't want that to come crashing down.

It's not the maniacs replica belt. Oh, that would have been good. That would have been cool. No, I noticed your boy, I don't see yours, but I noticed your boy had a, had a Miller high life and it is, what is it? One 30 there over there? No, no, no, no. We're doing bogs.

Oh, okay. I thought you just had stitches taken out. So I called out of work and I told my girl, I was like, if I'm calling out of work, I'm going to get smacked when I'm talking to the guys. Okay. So how many are you down? One, two, three, four, five across? It's number six.

Wow. Okay. So you're since eight though. So that's not bad, right? No, that's not. No, that's actually well paced. Yeah. I think so.

I think it's well. Yeah. Where's your boy? How many this year? I got two of my homies. I got my boy Fiddler here. What's up, Fiddler? Fiddler, very close to Fiddler, right?

Mark Bullitt. Oh, the Bullitts. Fiddler and the Bullitts. Fiddler and the Bullitts. I love it. I was going to say. Holy shit. I can cuss, right?

Yeah. It's fucking awesome. He looked like a sports guy. So I grew up in a very blue collar South Philly family, but as a little boy, I had an affinity for theater music. Greece is like my favorite movie grown up. Oh, nice. Okay.

You're my favorite caller so far. I like this guy. I'm his favorite caller so far. That's awesome. You are fascinating. You are very good. You guys, I get very Philly. I feel like a bunch.

What kind of music, what kind of music you making over there? Making the rock and roll to make the kids, are the kids bopping to it? No. I'm going to be honest with you. I do not. By the way, Megan, it's great to see you. You are such a nice breath of fresh air considered to these guys. Yeah.

I love that you made that gesture and then talked about how I was surprised. You were like a brother of fresh air. Fresh air. I just want to reach out and grab you. You know what I'm saying? Just want to. All right. A little Dennis, right?

What's your music? What kind of music you make? Jeez, Louise, that's such a weird question to ask. It's not a weird question to ask. It's uncomfortable to answer because it feels a bit pretentious. Why don't you not explain it? Why don't you play some of it? Oh, there we go.

I think you should go with Back to Light. That's the best song. Back to Light. That's a good song, too. I like that. Charlie's liking it. Yeah, it's good. Drop a beat right about here.

Yeah, drop it on the night bar. Good job. That's good. Thank you. That's good shit. That's amazing from the guy that taught me the Dennis system. There you go. That's a plug.

There's a plug. All right. Listen, man, are you coming to the live show? I want to come to the live show. I need to know what day it is because my son is a football player now. He's 14. He's in high school, so I need to make sure that. Whoa.

Wait, what? Wait, how old are you? I'm 35. Oh, you started young. Oh, okay. Young. No, I'm Puerto Rican. We start young.

Okay, I had a boy. Well, it's September 18th and 19th. It's a Sunday night to Monday. It's a Sunday night and a Monday night. I get paid tomorrow. I'm buying the tickets. Fun fact, when the Eagles won the Super Bowl, the Super Bowl Parade, I lost two pairs of shoes in one day.

It's part of the story. Wow. That's great. I lost shoes, and someone was like, oh, maybe you go to shoes like that. I was wondering how that happens. How do you lose your shoes? I have no idea, to be honest with you. I was so snacked.

Yeah. Yeah, that's what happens. All right. Well, you got the tickets. Get the man some tickets. Get the man some tickets. Yeah, get the man some tickets. We got it.

I got it. Let's go. Put it down, baby. Great. We'll get some for your buddies there, too, so you have any of us. No, no, no. I got tickets. I mean, they won't probably be sitting with me, but...

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who are they going to make union transfers at the man? It's at the mat. It's at the mat. It's at the mat. It's at the mat. Yeah, we're classy.

Classy. I'm not from the class. Literally around the corner from me. Wow. You can walk, and you probably should walk. You should probably walk. I'm not going to drive. Bring four pairs of shoes.

I got those guards. Right on, man. Well, we'll see you at the show. Oh, my God. Thank you so much, guys. We'll see you at the show. All right, Billy. Dude, great to meet you, man.

Pleasure to meet you guys. All right. Bye-bye. See you, pal. Thanks, everybody, for coming, and we'll see you at the live shows. See you at the live show.