The Always Sunny Podcast - Mac and Dennis: Manhunters (with special guest, Kaitlin Olson!)

Episode Date: July 18, 2022

Physically old. Mentally young.

Joe keeps insisting on buying real ones and I'm like, what are you doing? I love real plants. Real plants. I'm gonna disagree. They look exactly like, we have some, we have. They're not gonna give you the oxygen that you need and they smell bad.

But there's enough oxygen. We got a plant in our house that I've had since that first house and it's lived that long and it's even sprouted new things. Yeah. I love my plants a lot. It's a partner in our home. I get very excited when I start to do fun things like bloom.

Yeah. Well, Jill does too. She keeps, you know, she keeps the plants alive. I can't keep a plant alive. Plants are fucking assholes, man. No, just not all of them. Wait, make a roll. They're fucking assholes.

Not all of them, some of them are. Plants are fucking assholes. Like, okay, so you can have, like outside there's a sidewalk, right? And through the sidewalk, it will literally, plants will fucking grow out of the sidewalk. That's right. And yet I can have a plant in my house

right next to the window that I water every day, very delicately. You put it in a pot. And I put it in. It doesn't want to be in a pot. It wants to be under the sidewalk? It's perfect for you. It's smashing through the sidewalk.

You can't hold it down. So like, what's the, I don't, I don't understand. I really don't. I'm like, I can give a plant water and sunshine and all the things that it says that it needs. Probably giving it too much. And it's still like. I don't want to.

I don't want to. I don't want to. I'm watering too much water. It's too much. I'm wilting. You know? If it's wilting, it's not enough water. You're really not just, you're not,

you're not paying attention to it and listening to what it means. My plants are all fine. I don't, I don't fucking understand it. Maybe it's cause I, I'm just like. You're not a plant. Huh? Maybe it's cause you're not a plant.

You're focused on watering yourself and you're not paying attention and what else needs to be watered in your house. Sorry, Jill. Fake plants where it's at. You're above nature. My man hates plants. My man hates plants.

No, I just don't understand that. It's real plants. They're fucking assholes. They're so, so finicky. Why are they so finicky? How do they survive in nature? Like. Do you feel the same about grass?

Would you prefer an astroturfed yard to a grass yard? No, no, no. I'm not talking about plants. Grass. I'm talking about indoor plants. Indoor plants. I'm talking about indoor plants. They're fucking assholes.

Yeah, yeah. Plants that are planted outside. Outdoor plants are fine. Loves outdoor plants. I like indoor plants too. They just don't fucking like themselves. They don't like you. They wanna, they fucking commit suicide

every time I have one. They, they, they're a lot of work. Have you tried a succulent? Something that doesn't eat a lot of water, doesn't really need a lot of any. You like a little cacti? Everything. Like a little cacti?

I can't keep a plant alive. Jill's good at it. I, I can't keep a plant alive. I've tried and they just, they fucking eat me. Do you, do you yell at them? Cause they can feel. I berate them after they don't do what I am talking about. After they're okay.

They're already on their way out. Welcome to the podcast everybody. Here we are coming in hot with Glens take on plants and how their asshole indoor plants plants is assholes I think is assholes is assholes. Also, welcome to the studio. Why Glenn? Let's start with the elephant in the room Yeah, let's start with the elephant. Let's address that eye. What do we have in the eye? Listen Yeah, and it's disfiguring, but I was just gonna come and show up and you know, be my best My god

That's the elephant I don't understand styes. I do actually sorry. I do understand But it is not a Coincidence that we both got styes in our house at the same exact time You did wake up a few days later with a stye. Yours is not as problematic No, and also they're not contagious It's not contagious smash eyes together. We don't they're not contagious. Yes. We smash oil And it just happened at the same time at the same time. It's impossible. There's something there's something about the air in our house

Here we go. She refuses to believe that it's too dry. I like a purifier. We live in Southern California Why would dry air? Does dry air cause styes? No. Have you did you go on webmd? No? Yes, I got my bacteria So it says that if if you get that bacteria on like a pillowcase you could technically spread it to somebody else But it's very unlikely any ophthalmologist You of them yeah, because I've had styes. Excuse me. What did you call him ophthalmologist? Nice I heard ophthalmologist I needed to hear ophthalmologist he corrected for you

Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter, but it is fascinating that we both have styes at the same exact time I don't we even look we I have I get a stye maybe once every three years I'm so obsessed with not getting a stye that I've got the eyelid. Why I I use the makeup cleanser Makeup makeup remover. Yeah, then I wash my face and then I clean the eyelid with that little yeah Yeah, they have that stuff. Yeah, you know you can also you what helps with the stye is also colloidal silver Colloidal silver drops put them right in your eye boom stye gone any time I feel a stye coming colloidal silver drops They never show up so bad that your eye is as the size of a pea and the other eye is normal eye Yeah, it's it's too late now. The elephant has been fed. You might lose the eye at this point

Mine's willing to take it out because it's been a week and a half. Oh really? Yeah That's the biggest Styes, I've ever seen Speaking and I didn't know whether to mention it or not Why is one of your eyes half the size like what oh, it's like it's gonna start talking. It's gonna have its own brain That's okay, we were having me everybody Is it painful yeah Yeah, when I when I wake up in the morning, it's small and so I you know, I can't see there's no

I try I'm doing compress as I'm squeezing as hard as I can I threatened to turn it inside out the lid and then poke it with a I don't recommend that I don't recommend that. Well, what am I gonna? What am I gonna do the stab it from the outside? Well, but there's nothing to stab. It's just swell. You can't see yours No, I'm trying to have one too right now. Yes, buddy. Yes. I know but I thought To the kids have them We're a very very clean household the plants are great the plants are responding nicely to all of my enemies. Are you guys gonna give us? I don't want

It's not it's not Fuck away from my eye. It's not conjunctivitis She said it was I don't really know If there's anything we've learned it's a society is that we we don't really want to be listening to these dumb ass doctors all the time Right, just because some smart ass doctors try and tell you what to do with your health They don't really know you don't always need to listen. Use your Stupid science bitches

The only thing that katelyn is spreading is joy on this podcast for being right for joining us again And and we're not as drunk as the last time And that's for that's for the best. That's probably the best. Yeah, maybe I'll make sense. Yeah, joy and styes. Okay. Okay We can We'll cut that. Yeah, I'm gonna re-effects it out. Thank you. Um, but yeah, we're here today to watch Mack and Dennis man hunters. Yeah The first episode season four Yeah, before we watch it any memories of uh, I don't remember a thing

Do you have memories of the past? Yes. What year was that? This one I remember this one. I remember very distinctly. We shot because we shot a lot of it on the streets of Philadelphia Yep, I remember that as well. I remember writing as well like not me writing it, but I remember uh the writing of it the writing process, um Jordan, uh I don't remember people's names the writer Jordan and Elijah Jordan Elijah, right the writing team Jordan Elijah. Yeah, they that's right That was this was their idea. I think it was their idea. I think you're right here that they pitched us and we were writing in a warehouse Yep in Culver City. Oh

That's right. I remember that maybe one of our worst writers offices we ever had. Yes Uh, and it was across the street from where we filmed. Yes, so I do remember things. Yes Um, it's the year we got married. Was that the year you got married? It's the year we we we made it official Mm-hmm. Yep. That was late in the year. It was September of that September 2008 after we filmed the season You guys had the wedding. Oh, yeah. First. I broke my back and in July and then we um Got married in September. Oh, how's your book in 2008? Let's go. My foot's great guys I did uh, just a few months before the wedding. I wasn't sure if I was gonna be able to tell me Yeah, yeah, that's right. I figured it out. You know, we got you down. Yeah

We got it down the aisle. We got it down the aisle. We got it down there. Yeah You're wearing like a rickety crooked backwards. You're on a field in Malibu, right? So like like how do I like that? It's like a winery, yeah. So that's not easy terrain to get up on that. Yeah, we were in a field. It's like a keg party, right? There was a bale of hay. I think it was a lacrosse field or something like that. Yeah, we were hay rides and fucking cows and shit. The highway overpass thing where the grass grows and you know, I'll tell you what, that was a fun wedding I remember the dance floor was popping. Yeah The dance floor was popping off that night and everybody had a real good time Now, did we go from the venue to another venue to dance or no, it was right out there. It was all right out there

It was all right there. It was all there in the giant field We transitioned from a lacrosse field to a basketball court I was just thinking of just like dust. Well, that's because we come from that Oh, yeah, like you come from the dust and I'm picturing like cows and like I'm gonna blow my nose. There's gonna be brown Yeah, it's gonna be brown. Yeah, that's it. It was it was very reminiscent of being being at a keg party in uh, in Montgomery, Alabama You know where you you boy those were Back in the day when you didn't have a phone and you had to get directions It was like literally like look for this

Signpost look for this there. You'll see a gate. Yeah, you'll see a fence And then like two dirt roads pass that you turn right and somebody's truck will be there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you'll see Yeah, and somehow you made it Every time you figured it out. Yeah Well, we just can't find it and your parents couldn't check on you. There was no I'll be home at whatever time I'm home or I'm or I won't I don't know man Wow, it's like a treasure hunt, you know, it was like a thank god. That's done. Yeah, that's the one improvement I think the gps thing's been great. Oh, right and a person who likes to know where they're going. Yeah, the

social communication aspect of it. I don't think it's been so good, but the GPS Every time I think about giving up my smartphone, I'm like, there's a couple things on there my calendar my gps, you know Music my to-do list app that I like Oh, tell you guys about that later You don't want to dive into that really like fucking organize my day, right? I was just watching You guys are talking about what you like about your clothes

All right, great. Well, we're gonna watch this episode which I have to say has one of my favorite d and charlie storylines in it Yes, oh, yeah, you guys are the best pairing so At any point that you want me to stop just say stop it That's so perfect like their chemistry was like Crackling, right? You're all inspired. I saw the whole thing, you know, he says Oh, I did that intentionally though. Oh, it was a bit. It was a bit. He's doing a bit. It was a good bit Are you excited to watch this episode? Yes. Are you? Yeah. Yeah I like our show

I did too. Usually this is one of the ones where I feel like you're not sure about this one I don't know. It's fine. I don't know this one. I'm so broad with the eating of people. Oh, this is the right way Your story, Meg is totally right. Your storyline yours and katlyn's You guys are on fire in this one. Okay, and I just my favorite moment one of my favorite moments of yours in general And on the show in general is in this episode and it's you eating that fucking subway sandwich like a bird Like a fucking like you're pecking at it like a chicken and it is the funniest one of the funniest things So funny that thing can work That hurt my neck. Mm-hmm

I bet Here we go. Can you describe this piece as more savory or succulent? Well, it's definitely way too overcooked to be succulent, but it's still pretty delicious. It's still savory, right? Now, what if we still didn't beer do you think that would help it like regain its succulents? Like a beer. That's actually really smart. Matt, grab us some beers bite my bird You would never say that Bite my bird Someone who sweats as much as you should not work with food

Charlie You son of a bitch I told you stay away from my meat spit it out spit it out now Hey, I can't live here. I should get to eat it. That's the natural You shot a deer. That's right. 10 point buck Right between soulful little

It's always I'm a great hunter. How does hunting a defenseless creature make you a good hunter? Yeah, you should go after something that could at least defend it. I mean, you know A really great hunter would go after something that could hunt him back. Oh like a man. Oh hell. Yeah, dude A man don't even joke about hunting. No man was joking. I'm not joking I think that hunting a man would be the only true test of a good hunter. Yeah, I was hunted once I just came back from nom. I was hitching true. Oregon Nessie, you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing through the woods Take them all out was a bloodbath

That's Rambo, dude What you just described the plot of Rambo. Yeah, that's the first First first first first time in your life Rambo. That's not the first time you've described your life in the way of John Rambo In the way of John Rambo Me too, dude, throw that out there. No, you do not go on a man hunt He's growing up. Yeah Oh, that's a that's a terrible, uh, but I think I say fuck you. You do. I'm clearly saying oh, you did say Fuck you

Every once in a while in those early seasons, we would throw one in there just to make it funny for ourselves and I was distracted by your sideburn I was gonna say, do you guys want to talk about my sideburns? Wow Oh that season I do You look like you were spending a lot of time on your hair We had a lot of different hair and makeup people like they would switch out You're gonna blame this on the No, I never let anyone touch my sideburns are the same length as glens. It's just that I but because there's a hard edge

So we were both going for a sideburn. Yeah, but did your sideburns look like that at our wedding? I don't think I was intending. I certainly hope not. I was not intending. I don't I think this was a mistake On my part like I don't think I don't think it was I think it was one of those things where I didn't realize that what I'd done Yeah, okay. I think it was in. Yeah, you probably looked good back then That was the 2008 thing. Yeah, now it would be just like no sideburns. I just cut all the way up You know what I mean? Just fucking with a mullet in the back Super hip You're going over to his apartment to eat meat

I like that we set up a flower in a vase just to The meat so so much you're gonna go over to his apartment. Yes. Yeah. Okay. That's right going over to the apartment and Discussing different ways to but also it's Frank's right like so it's yeah Oh, it's at that apartment. Okay. So yeah, yeah, you you explain that he's he's put a lock on his yeah on his Looks like you two have been enjoying Mike meat. Yes. We have been you fascist meat hog Yeah That is from like some commercial from my childhood it was like a commercial for like That like the church of jesus christ a lot of these saints or something

Yeah, I remember you saying that a lot. I was thinking that a lot a local commercial and then And you and your friends like stole it, right? We would use it and my poor buddy My buddy chris pettit had this kid brother andrew pettit Um, it was like nine years younger I think it was used a lot at poor andrew's uh Expense yeah, I just take something of his Of course, uh, andrew is now a uh, like well, you would drill sergeant and marines and could kick the shit out of any of us But is that why he's a gentle a very sweet guy, but I think that's a very good. That's a good bit though

Uh, uh, just taking something from someone and singing sharing. It's a rule Uh-huh. It's so sweet. Thank you. Yeah, I can take what you want and it ends it. It's the best permission. It's just done By the way You wish it was venison was it a horse? Which your teeth have just torn apart your taste buds have savored that Was human meat? That wasn't human meat

Oh Finish the list of 10 people that would be perfect to hunt great and I totally respect your opinion, but I've already made a decision My hair is out of control. I can't stop. Look. I can't I can't focus on the story Yeah, we suppose it's gonna happen when we do catch up I suppose we do some tea bag related Oh Oh, we've set up that we used to tea back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah in the first episode Weren't you saying it wasn't that you couldn't describe what that's right. So we did balls to the chin. So we but by this point

By this point we can say it and so we we're making the more money for the go ahead say whatever you want You can play ball swear if you want. I don't know if that's what you want guys. Uh It's funny to rewatch these things that you go in thinking like I don't know about this one And then you watch and you're like, oh, I'm thoroughly enjoying it. This was the first episode that we ever watched with a Very large audience Damon lindelof Moderated our panel sorry a comedic convention Yes, thank you. Yes. So there's a comedic convention down in san diego around the same time of the comica

Oh, you weren't oh, you weren't joking. I wasn't joking. Oh, you thought it was a comedic convention Um, it would be calm calm. No, it was just that comic books in my mind were called comic comic books Uh, oh, then you're right Yeah, and funny papers in my mind. They were funny papers That's interesting. Is that correct? Is that what a comic book is? It's a comic. It's comedic. I think the definition has expanded, but it may have started that makes this This conversation is going to annoy a lot of people

Oh, yeah, who's lying? People opinionated Well, the point is we were down at comic con and um, we weren't sure if we were going to fill a room Oh, right. We were very nervous about that and then they well, they they wanted to put us in a tiny room. It was a 6,000 seat We requested they make the room smaller No, it was a they they told us they were putting us in a in the I think it was the largest or if not the largest one of the Largest like a 6,000 seat Convention hall and we were like this is going to be a disaster. It's going to be an embarrassment

Like 500 people are going to show up and it's going to look empty and it's going to be embarrassing that we're they're like Can we figure out a way to make the room smaller? There was no social media So we have no idea who's watching the show. They're lying about the ratings. So we don't know who's watching the show We hadn't done the night man come alive yet. We'd never been to comic has the first year We'd been to come only made each other laugh. Yes. No one else. We had no fucking idea if anybody and then A 6,000 people showed up. Yes, and they and they could there were people out the door lined up out the door People standing they were over people. Yeah, I don't remember that. I don't remember that This was the episode but I remember that and I remember being like, whoa

I didn't realize anyone was watching our show. Yeah. It was the first time we Fully concretely saw that people were finally responding to the show and and like and enjoying it. That was very cool Hey Frankie sharing It's a rule now I Feel like I know you guys so well After working together for over 15 years and being friends for closer to 20, but I don't know what your morning routines are Oh, I don't know that I really have a routine, you know, I get up. I I see my kid off to school

I guess I shower. I yeah up at five stretches 505 gym 515 maybe a meditation afterwards Maybe not depends if I want gratitude In my life that day or not, you know, okay, all right More gratitude or not? Well, listen, I I I know all about those. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your morning hydration habits Oh Yeah, okay liquid IV of course. I mean look, it's it's obvious that everyone should be doing liquid IV I mean it hydrates you twice as fast as water

It contains five essential vitamins and Has three times the electrolytes of a traditional sports drink. So how about that? Yeah, I like the concor grape Uh, I use it before I work out. It's it's uh subtle and not too sweet So that that's why I myself right interestingly enough. I like pina colada. I like all liquid IV I like that it's designed to enhance rapid absorption of water and other key ingredients into the bloodstream, you know With its cellular transport technology And I really like that for every purchase they donate a serving to someone in need So go ahead and grab your liquid IV in bulk nationwide at Costco

Or you can get 25 off when you go to liquid IV dot com And use the code sunny at checkout That's 25% off anything you order when you shop better hydration today using promo code sunny at liquid IV dot com Yeah, baby, this hunt is gonna be so awesome. Yeah, this is what it must feel like before you go into battle. Oh my god I know man. I'm so excited feel my nips Holy smokes Holy smokes What the hell are you doing?

I'm feeling his nipples This is like you you don't just feel him once. No, you're getting in there. Yeah I think you're maybe seeing if you can work him up a little bit. You were playing in the seeds of where we're going with your character We're all but I I think we're also identifying what um, what I appreciate most about when we're approaching a scene Or even just a comedic beat that we're not always just going for the most profane or like offensive It's the most unexpected and I love the idea of frank walking in asking us what we're doing and instead of pretending like Oh, we weren't just getting blessed right you lean all the way into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah very uh Feeling it's just it's the unexpected that's the unexpected joke the joke that is nor that would normally happen is we'd be like nothing

Nothing's happening. Nothing or the or that Dennis would want him to stop at a certain point He's very hard Yeah I'm so excited my nipples are so hard. I'm so excited at how hard they are and my friend is going to town on the thing That I'm excited about and that's yeah, you just want to keep that going. Why would you stop that? Is enjoying how hard they are It makes you feel good, but he also wants to bring frank in on the action I just want to let you know that there are nipples this hard in this room. You're not gonna. Yeah, this is

You might want to jump in there. Yeah, you want to jump that? Yeah? All right Oh, there were flies. Yeah, so I really wanted to ask about this. Were those did you bring them in or they were just No, because there was we had a fly wrangler. Well, were we still at the examiner here? Um, or is this on snow? We're on stage. No, this is on stage. Yeah, we definitely brought flies in what I don't remember bringing flies in We had a fly guy. I doubt it. I think that's the joke that the me fly The flies are around the meat. It must be because they're they're all over the scene. Maybe we had a fly wrangler You know fly guy much different. Let's see if the flies keep playing a role. They do There was a playing out the sound yeah, that's

That's either a real fly or we put it in post or something, but because we're putting in the sounds of it Can't follow Do it I like that jaws for joke It puts up sticky over his face and then sprinkle it with shaved pubes No, I don't like it What what's not to like freaking with a baseball pubes hilarious, but where we're supposed to get that many pubes, man We shave. That's gonna be brought my laser. It's like a turtle shell down there

It's canon That's canon. You can't grow them back once you laser them off. Yeah. No the laser makes it go away forever kills the follicle. Is that right? That's right. So you guys have to remember that if we ever do any full frontal Dennis stuff that just wax it. It's a turtle shell. Yeah. Well, I don't think that's gonna be a problem. We can't forget Never forget Hi, how are you from beer? Yeah, yeah, yeah Say goodbye to her Or

Good question Because our friend was a, he was a chef, a chef of small pigs. Small pigs. He just heated it down. And we thought maybe if he saw our was near the hot pit one more time, it would make him feel right. It could bring him back to the street. Yeah, I'll give you guys the same deal. I'll give everyone else two bucks, get you 10 minutes alone. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, you've got the wrong... Wow, you've got the wrong idea about us. We were gonna say we're just gonna come and have a bite

I mean, I don't judge you guys at all. I don't know what my answer is. Oh, sorry. Let's just give this guy... I think that was that guy's improv. That was his improv, yeah. I think a lot of this was improvised. Yeah, yeah. He was good. I don't think I can eat this guy.

Oh, I don't think I can, right? What is that? Oh, why? Because he's black though, right? Okay. No, well, no. I still think so. No. You're not sure. That's why. No, I got a question for you. Is it racist

if we don't eat this guy? Oh, shit, Charlie, now it is. Yeah, just the white guy over here looks better to me for some racist. I don't know what it is. I generally don't eat dark meat. No, I prefer the light meat. I always have. Yeah, so it's not that guy. It's this guy, right?

All in all, I'm gonna have a really hard time before both cannibals and racists... Get it caught up about feeling racist when you're about to eat a human. We're just here to eat some, dude. Well, I mean, it's not the game of Washington, but the race I agree with, so let's eat a piece of this white guy.

Let's get him. Let's get him. That's amazing. I was gonna be uncomfortable and I'm not being very proud of that. That's amazing. I do not like the dark meat of a turkey. Oh, see, I'm a big fan of the dark meat.

Yeah, that was good acting on my part. I love a dark meat. Okay. It's moisture. Yeah, yeah, yeah, bad air. Hey, street rat. I'm here to help you turn the tables on Mack and Decker's.

What do you mean? They what? They drew him first. Go live. What is that? Is that Rambo? No, I made it up. I like that.

We're coming off of season three and I remember having the conversation of saying, okay, we tried something, we got a little broad, but maybe we want to reel it back in a little bit and this is only the end. I mean, arguably, ten times broader than anything we've done. We got a line rating for Danny, though.

They drew him first. I think this was the last thing we shot this season. I was just gonna say that. I think you're right. I think you're absolutely right. Because I remember it was super late and it was like, okay, we're done. Let's get through this and let's go party.

Yeah, let's go drink our fucking faces off. Holy shit. Holy shit, dude. Holy shit. What the hell is this, man? Stop laughing, dude. This is serious shit. What? Are you kidding me?

Yes. Bro, you got to admit that it's so much more awesome than T-Value. That's like a look at your mouth. You tell me. That was something else when I was sleeping. Yeah, man, twice. That's rape. That is borderline rape. Yeah, I guess not.

I should have known. Why are you stupid? So gross. They're in their 30s. How old are we? 30? 31? Yeah. Early 30s. We got married when I was 31.

It would have been nice if we played a little enjoyment about you having a blue tongue. There was a little hint to that. We didn't know we were going that direction. We knew. There was a salt. He wants to have his balls in his mouth with consent.

He wants to be away. He doesn't want to miss the whole thing. We need to set a trap. Yeah, and how do you catch a crick with a giant bird? There we go. There it is. I'm sorry. We have to talk about that.

It's amazing. The sound of the paper. I think we may have enhanced that sound a little bit. Oh, we enhanced that big time. I just remember it started hurting so bad because my neck was definitely starting to hurt. But I was like, no, no, this is so

it feels so funny. Just keep going. I love that you call it out immediately after you're eating that burrito like some sort of giant bird. Yeah, I was just watching that. I was like, did we feel like we had to do that so we knew what you were doing? That's what I was doing.

I'm not sure if it was... No, if they were to be like, that's who Glenn was talking about now, right? Yes. Well, yeah, I mean, that is what we're talking about. We're going to trap Cricket with the bird. I know, but then do I repeat the line so that we feel like the audience... We definitely didn't need to do that.

I think you didn't believe in me. That's what I think. I doubt that. We got to do more hallway scenes. Dude, these are not coming off. That's going to be a look for a while. I think that's my mom. Oh, yeah, that is your mom.

That is your mom. I knew she showed up at one point and I was just looking at that. We put all of our parents to street oceans. Right, exactly. My Tom and Mary day, they have not appeared in street oceans. Not yet. The Olsons haven't either.

They were just there visiting when we were shooting this and we just tossed her in there. And your dad. He's not been on the show, I don't think. My parents have not. But yes, that's my mom, everyone. If you're watching the episode, the homeless lady passed out. Looking good.

Do you explain to her we're coming off a scene where people are trying to choose the human meat that they're eating and then we're coming... I don't know how much of it I explained to her. We're in Charlie's apartment building and there's always people who passed out on the whole thing.

We don't want to know what's going on. We don't want to know what's going on. We don't want to know what's going on. Just basting him up. Yeah, yeah, basting him. What are we doing? Talk about broad. She's so desperate not to let him go.

If we don't eat this kid, we are going to die. He's just learning now. He's just learning. So you were going to eat that kid? No, you don't. You got great inflection. So you're going to eat that kid? Hello?

Is that jealous for Jesus? Yes. Is that jealous for Jesus? Now I'm jealous of Jesus and all that is done How can I compare to God's only Son? He walked on the water

and I can't even swim I'm jealous of Jesus She's so in love with him Yeah, that's jealous for Jesus. The library music, right? Yes. So the first time that song that we decided to put

as your phone ring we heard that in the abortion episode in season one when you were in the car actually banging the girl jealous for Jesus is playing. And it was just a library song

just like a cheap song that we found. And this was of an era where ringtones were worth all the range. Everybody had a ringtone. You take a piece of a song and make it into a ringtone. And that was like a huge business. There were companies that were sprouting up all over the place

and they paid 90 cents for it. So we thought it would be funny to carry that through and have jealousy. State of the art. Yeah, definitely state of the art. I'm gonna lie. This is the point where I would normally burn my life.

I just did it to prove the point and I think I made my point. Hey Frank. I'm gonna see you. I'm gonna see you man. Can you get some more of that human body? Bodies please. Bodies please.

It was a raccoon. What? Yeah, a raccoon me. It was people because I wanted to freak you out because you're stealing my food. No, no, no. Why am I always hungry?

You're probably gonna tapeworm. See, that's what grounds it to me. Because that's why. That's right. It's more grounded than I remembered which is that we never actually get it and we just think that's what we want. You're so hungry all the time.

You don't know where the hunger is coming from and you can't sleep and stuff. You're ill. I love that he thinks he's got us. We're not doing that. What is it with you people? You guys are always touching each other's nipples in your balls and each other's mouths.

This is real. This is real. This is real. This is Danny coming to us and being like, your generation is your idea of what's funny. What is this? Why are you guys always talking about putting your balls in your mouth?

I would occasionally every once in a while just like go and like just touch Danny's nipples just to see how he see how he hated it he he fucking hated it eventually he realized it was that I was getting too much satisfaction so he had to let you so he had to do what to do I mean we were 30 I mean this is not a bunch of kids no yeah exactly we like we like to look back on this and go you know we were kids we were kids we were kids no we were creatively young yeah and

mentally and socially physically old I'm getting pretty burned out I noticed that you know I mean well you know what it's I'm giving my all doing these ads weekend and week out and I feel like it's time for a vacation didn't you just get back from a vacation that's right I just got back from vacation Robin I need another one I could use a vacation to and of course Glenn's literally on vacation right now oh yes yes sorry having a little bit of trouble following you guys I just got back from the beach and a couple margaritas well clearly it's peak vacation season and today we salute all of those who make a getaway

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of episodes yeah like there's room yeah you have done a lot of episode too many I think maybe you should be too I'd like to know what's the worst thing they've ever made you do on the show the worst things are the best things we've a we've never made you do anything let's just be a hundred percent consent I've consented to all of it that's good nothing inappropriate except sleeping with and marrying my boss yeah the bog thing was really painful yeah just because we don't know if you know you're gonna be with us when we cover that episode boys that's gonna be a long time a long time from now so I don't know people keep

listening guys I was just in New York City and I kid I I meant to text you a bunch and then I was like I there's no I if I keep texting they won't believe me how often I was walking around and someone would walk right up to me with earbuds and say that they were listening to me as they were right yeah including one guy who was downtown who was walking and looking at his phone and like looked up and then just turn and put that's weird he was looking watching the podcast walking down the street in New York City look up that's dangerous that is dangerous and scaffolding a lot of scaffolding still building it they

haven't finished it yet they're close are they they're close every time I go to New York I'm like you guys you're almost finished fucking construction always fucking finished over relax thank you always gonna be this fucking noisy a fucking city all right don't be so impatient you know what I would love to do and yet you became an actor yeah I don't know by the way if I just over here it's usually okay it's when someone's like doing it to me I feel like oh god I'm supposed to protect oh yeah that I understand that I get that I get yeah but that was not that was us doing a bit but I'm here and I feel very much

the focus right now I think I should dig deeper on that I should be more underneath something underneath that I only have limited time here guys this should all be to me well speaking of that I feel like one thing you you've been you've been doing a lot of TV and you haven't you haven't done a lot of films you haven't done a lot of films that you were interested I know you're a big Steven Spielberg fan we haven't heard from Steven in a while he does check yes Steven Steven comes in from time to time he calls yeah he shows up every once in a while and he doesn't like to be on camera but he but he does every once in

a while he'll pop by and and do you want to see if we can get him on the phone and then maybe he can talk to Caitlin just about like what we'll see if he's got any questions if he's got any and if you have any questions for him maybe that's a good idea okay you guys have Steven on speed speed and we have a Caitlin on the podcast we've got Caitlin in the studio we were just wondering Caitlin Olson my god are you kidding me Caitlin Olson that it's using the studio right now with you guys yeah we're the guys here they are Hey what's up Steven how you doing buddy it's good it's good hey listen just you

know cranking away over here I got producing what is it Jack how many movies we producing right now 47 you what I miss hello mr. Spielberg hi is this Caitlin yeah is this really you yeah usually on the no no they never let me on but they did this time and I can't believe my luck hi how are you I'm doing very well I'm nervous I don't get nervous around a lot of people but I do get nervous at the thought of talking to you I tried to get you in so many of my movies and you just never I I haven't heard a thing about this this is the first time well who are you going I can say this

sometimes we will get calls checking avail what well we never really know we're gonna shoot the season so we try to just say you're not available yes because we don't know when we're yes we're gonna say I'm not available well yes because we need you to be available to Steven Spielberg yeah well he's got other options I do have other options but I gotta say a very talented young lady and I would love to get you in one of my movies at some point but it really hurts the number of times you said no to me I didn't I didn't they Charlie did you hear him he just said that he's they're the ones that are saying no I

didn't say no I would say I would say yes if you wanted to ask again I would move things around okay moving things around so West Side Story saw the musical what was the thinking about changing the order of like the the songs I'm not you know I have not seen the final cut of that I've got about 47 movies in various stages of production right now watch them all all right listen speaking of guys I really gotta run wait sorry so what about Rob and Glenn you got anything for them in any stuff you're doing you know yeah have any opportunities like

Caitlin always a pleasure thank you so much Caitlin for having me in your studio Megan you did a wonderful job thank you and Mara and team yes that's true I that was very rude of me you can come back literally anytime is that true mm-hmm yeah hmm let's not bring your little eye friend next time I can't guarantee that it's us from now on our package deal okay well you heard of a two-hander anytime you know what it's the new comedy duo yeah I'll make him funny don't worry Olsen and style