The Always Sunny Podcast - Who's Got Donkey Brains?

Episode Date: April 11, 2022

Search that broken brain, John.

Did you guys post the number? Yes. Yeah. OK. We've posted a number. We're going to the phones again this time for trivia. We're going to be answering a series of questions in no particular order written by Megan. We don't know what the questions are. No. And we most likely won't know what the answers are.

And we're assuming we don't know the answers because we're old men. We've as as proven by the podcast, we drink too much and our brains are deteriorating. I can't even say deteriorating. I want to jump into something quickly. I'm noticing all three of us are not wearing hats. I was thinking the same thing.

We're not wearing hats. Why are we not wearing hats today? I was thinking the same thing. We all decided not to wear hats on the same day. I thought today as I was barely dressing myself, that I was like, I shouldn't wear a hat. I've been wearing too many hats on the thing. That's what I was thinking. I'm like, what am I, 12?

That's something I was thinking about on the way over here. So I felt in my pocket that I didn't have any lip balm in my pocket. And the thing is, is like, somehow my lips know when I don't have lip balm in my pocket. My lips only get dry if I don't have it in my pocket. Our touching brain, this is lips. I believe there's no balm in the pocket. Attention, thigh.

Thigh. Do you notice? Do you feel? This is lips. Come in thigh. Thigh, are you picking up any balm down there? We're sensing a no balm scenario. Let us know if no bomb is go and we will dry the lips. Why? That's a it's a strange thing. I swear to God, it every single fucking time I don't have lip balm in my pocket. I have lip balm right here.

You guys with your I don't trade lip balms with others. That's a weird thing to want to share with me. I appreciate it. And then you can wipe off the you can wipe off the top layer. That does look like it. Is that is that? Caitlin's mama. Yes. How many things do you have in your pocket? So you have lip balm, car keys. No, that's I got lip balm and a and a wallet.

And it's funny. I always have lip LA is very dry. Does this go on windy? Does this go on glossy or matte? It starts a little glossy, then then goes matte. Well, oh, keep an eye out for you guys. This glossy lips last time you use this this morning. His lips don't look glossy at all. That's great. You got any cold source?

I don't think so. I would either way, I would wipe it off. Nice catch. Thanks. All right, let's go to the phones. Let's go to the phones. Thanks for calling the Always Sunny podcast run with Rob, Charlie and Glenn. Who is this? Oh, my God.

Yeah, fellas, John, Chris, both from Dallas. How's everybody doing today? John, Chris from Dallas, Texas. And John, how do you feel as though you're going to fare it? It's always sounding trivia. Are you a big fan? You know, here's the problem. Here's the problem is I I love the show. Watched it through every season. Maybe if you get six or seven times, the pandemic got real born for me.

But but I got to say, fellas, I banged my head around quite a lot. Plan sports growing up. So I'm not sure how much I am. Good enough. All right. All right. All right. A man after my own heart. I'm sure about his memory. Yeah, John, with the damaged brains. Let's get to the trivia, shall we?

If you get three in a row without us jumping in with a chance to steal, which means you got to answer them fairly quickly. Yeah, no Googling. No Googling. Then we will send you an official signed certificate stating that you, in fact, do not have donkey brains. All right, let's let's let's hear it, Megan. Let's go. The first question is from season four, episode one, Mac and Dennis man hunters.

The question is, who do Mac and Dennis manhunt? Cricket. Very good. Yes, that is correct. So what is what is rickety cricket? What is a very good jeopardy stuff? OK, so that's one point to you. I'll ask a question from a fan favorite episode. Season eight, episode nine, the gang dines out.

The question is, where did Dennis go down on Chrissie or land up? I know. Do I need do I need to know who's trampoline it was? No, you do. No, you do not. The trampoline. Yeah. Very good. Very good. All right. Great answer. I'm happy to know that your your your beaten brain is is doing OK. OK. In season three, episode 14,

Bum's making a mess all over the city. A mix of which bands greatest hits is taped over by Charlie when he's undercover as Serpico. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I don't have that one. Search that broken brain, John. Guys, do you want to steal? Yeah, I'll take this one. It's the spin doctors mix.

That is correct. That is correct. Well, it looks like we know about our old TV show a little bit more than John and Texas. Yeah, Texas, John. Good talking to you, buddy. What the podcast? Thanks, man.

You have me on. Thanks, John. Appreciate it. Take care of that brain. You got donkey brains. This was really fun writing up all this trivia, you guys. Was it? Yeah. Well, I liked it. I'm glad you like that. I do, too. I would have found that.

It's exciting. See, you say that. Let's go to the phone. Let's go to the phone. Let's go to the phones. Thank you for calling the Always Sunny podcast. You're on with Rob, Charlie and Glenn. Hi, Megan.

Oh, hello. What's this? Who do we have here? Hi, Charlie. My name is John. How are you guys? This is nuts. Hi, guys.

John, how are you? Where are you calling from, John? I think you're our second John. I'm calling from Boca Raton, Florida, but I live in West Hollywood. Oh, Boca Raton. Just you and a bunch of retired people, huh? Do you think you know more about our own TV show than us?

You ready to do a little trivia? I'm so excited. Yeah, go ahead. Excellent. Well, if you get three questions in a row correct without us jumping in with a chance to steal, which means you have to answer them in a fairly timely manner, we will send you

an official certificate signed by the three of us stating that you, in fact, do not have donkey brains. The first question is, from season nine, episode three, the gang tries desperately to win an award. What is the name of the signature drink at Suds, which is the bar that the gang goes to? I know the bar with all the lights and the colors. I have the really bright, oh my, I have no idea, guys.

The name of the drink, I'm a bartender too, I have no idea. Well, the drink is called a blue hole. It will take three blue holes. It's a blue hole and it's a massive fishbowl. It's a massive fishbowl. Unfortunately, you're not a winner today, John, but you're a winner for making it onto the podcast. What are you doing today?

What's happening with you? Yeah, what's on the docket? What are you doing in Rattan? Man, I'm really gonna hit the link. No, I'm not. I have no idea what I'm doing here. I'm just visiting a friend out here. I miss LA, but it's nice out here.

It's very sunny. Oh yeah, oh yeah. That's why so many people go there in Rattan. Always sunny in Bokeh, Rattan. Now, is your friend an 80-year-old man? No, no, no, but I am staying with his 65-year-old mother. Of course. Sure.

There it is. All right, John. Well, it was great talking to you, buddy. Thanks for calling. All right, thank you guys so much. Enjoy the Florida Sunshine. Freaking amazing. I love two of you guys.

Oh. All right. Let's do it. Sorry, you lost the game. I'll just do that one there. Oh, nice one. All right, thanks, John. All right, thanks, John.

See you, John. You got donkey brains. Thanks for calling the Always Sunny podcast, John, with Rob, Charlie and Glenn. Hi. Hello. Yo, what's going on? Yo, good morning. Man, you know, we're just sitting here doing some trivia.

What's going on with you and what's your name? My name's John, man. John. I know your name, John. So many John's today. Are you fucking with us? Oh, my God. You're fucking with us right now, John.

All right, Megan, let's go to the question. Yeah. Great. So this question is from season nine, episode five, Mac Day. The question is, what happens if anyone is caught complaining on Mac Day? I know that they're granted, we're all granted, like, what is it, one scream into a pillow? Yeah. Yeah.

Do you know, could you answer who is the first to use the screaming pillow? Is it Charlie? Oh, no. Got that wrong. I believe Dennis. Dennis, right. I'm sorry, John. You just lost.

I don't know what happens, John. I know. When you complain on Mac Day is another day is added to Mac Day. A whole other day. That is true. Another day. That is very true. Look, with me.

It's Country Mac. Yeah. It's Country Mac that gets me distracted. Yeah. Throw up my Country Mac. John, I'm so sorry, but it's been proven today that you do, in fact, have donkey brains or at the very least can't prove that you don't. Yeah, there's no such certificate proving that you don't.

I'm sorry, John. But, John, it was great talking to you. And one day you'll be the type of person who could score a single point at a karate tournament like in Mac Day. Very good. Or a single point in a, it's always such a trivia. But today. You are not a single point.

Not a single point will be allowed to you, unfortunately. Have a wonderful day. You got donkey brains. All right. What John is next, Megan? Put the next John through. Just doing all John's today. Just an all John Colin day.

Thanks for calling the Always Sunny podcast. You're on with Rob, Charlie and Glenn. Now, who's calling today? Alex. My name is Alex. Alex. Thank goodness. We've had a lot of John's.

It's nice to break it up with an Alex. Alex, where are you calling us from? Rochester, New York. John, John, New York. All right. So we're going to watch the seven episode six, the storm of the century. What is the name of the busty Channel five news reporter

covering the storm? Oh, fuck. Oh, is it Donna or something? To serve the D. Oh, you're. Your family, you're in the family, the second. The second name starts with the D. The name is Jackie.

Denardo. Jackie. Forget that. That's the problem. You weren't thinking of her name. You weren't looking at her name. Eeeeeeewwww. I'm sorry, Alex. But you have no such certificate proving

that you don't have donkey brains. Therefore, the assumption will be moving forward that you do indeed have donkey brains. And we can't have a donkey brain man out there driving on the road. So we're going to have to. You're going to lose your license. You're going to lose your license.

Yeah. Sorry, Alex. That's understandable. Yeah. That makes sense. Listen, man, it's been a pleasure. Yes, we have a strict no donkey policy on the podcast. So Meg, hang up on us. Why, Alex? Thank you, Alex. You got donkey brains.

All right, here we go. Thank you for calling the Always Sunny podcast around with Rob, Charlie and Glenn. Oh, hello. Hi. Hi, who's calling today? I'm sorry. Who are you? Oh, I'm Jeff. Hey, Jess. Where are you calling us from?

I'm Michigan. Where in Michigan are you from? Jackson area. Got it. It's kind of a shitty little city. Oh, all right. All right, Jess, from the shitty little city area of Jackson, Michigan, we're going to play a little trivia today. Yeah. Are you big?

It's always sunny fan. No, your trivia or stuff. I'd like to think so. OK, all right. So here we go, Jess. The first question is from season five, episode five. The waitress is getting married. The question is Charlie pops an H on a box to remind him that it's filled with what?

Hornets. Yeah, let's go. There you go. No hesitation. No hesitation. I love it. Box of hornets. No man left box or under. You're going to want to pop an H on that box. If you have a box of hornets at home,

go ahead and pop an H on there. Oh, I always do. Always do. Oh, label your hornets. All right. Moving right along. You're doing great. This one's from season nine, episode six. The gang saves the day.

When Dee saves the day in her fantasy, who does she end up marrying for 17 minutes? Josh Groban. Yes. She is a Grobanite, of course. That's good. I mean, obviously. At that point, didn't we have like a Brad Pitt thing

where she was like fantasizing about Brad Pitt? And then we like. I think she said she dumped him for Groban. She dumped him for Groban for him. All right. She just awarded the third point for knowing that. I mean, that is a good detail. Let's see if you can.

It's going to feel better if you get this. You will be the first person to stump us. And you seem very confident. Well, not that we've been stumped. Well, the first person to get all three. The first person not to stump themselves. Before we jump in. Yeah.

To prove that they do not have the brains of a donkey. There's a lot of donkey brain people out there. I hope. Let's see. I know. OK. This is from season 12, episode six, Hero or Hate Crime. Mack ends up winning the scratcher after all of the conversation.

How much is left of the scratcher money after 17 hours and three mediators? Oh, that's really that is really tough. I know it's less. It's like less than 100. By the way, if we don't know, you don't lose. OK, that's true. Like we have to secure a point.

That's one of my favorite episodes, too. Yeah, that's a tough one. Why don't we just have a look at this? Can I can I guess is it $11 close? It's $14. All right. OK, OK, OK. They didn't get right either.

Well, hold on. Can I ask a follow up question then? If you can get this, I think that I think that she should win. OK. And the question would be how much is the scratch off worth to begin with? A thousand, right? Yeah, she got it. She got it.

That's it. We got a winner. I think we got a winner. We are going to send you a certificate proving that you're not a donkey brain man. Now, this is going to be an official certificate proving that you do not have donkey brains that you can use in any job interview. That's right. Moving forward.

That's right. And that is going to come in handy. Absolutely viable in the state of Pennsylvania. That's right. And if anyone tries to, you know, put you in a mental institution, then you can just show that certificate and you'll be fine. You can walk around your city, little town, waving that certificate around and letting all those donkey brain people know that they cannot prove

how you can prove. Yes, you don't have donkey brains. Proud of you. Yeah, you nailed it. Nailed it. Nice work. Oh, man, thank you. You're the first winner. You're the first winner. No he haws for you.

Thank you for watching the show. And thank you for not being a donkey. Mink, mink, mink, mink, mink. You don't got donkey brains. Thank you for calling the Always Sunny podcast here with Rob, Charlie and Glenn. Hey, hello. What's up, boys?

What's happening? Who's calling? This is Mitch from West L.A. OK, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch. OK, Mitch. Are you a big fan of the show? You think you're going to farewell at Sunny Trivia? Of course, I had your guys as DVDs. Excellent. That's how old I am. OK, first question is from season five, episode nine,

Mack and Dennis break up. Question is when Charlie and Frank team up, what do they call themselves? The gruesome twosome. Oh, softball. I'm finding I know. Oh, start with a softball. Well, you did write the show. They should be.

That's two. No, it's just that I don't trust my brain. OK. Season four, episode five, Mack and Charlie die part one. What is the password for the orgy? Orgy. Yeah. We're killing it, Mitch.

All right, Mitch, let's delay. All right. One more, Mitch, and you're going to have no donkey brains. Yeah. All right. OK. I'm going to do a slightly harder one because you seem like you know the show pretty well. Season three, episode six, the gang solves the North Korea situation.

Mack is wearing a duster and he thinks it makes him look like which actor? Oh, good one. Oh, this is one you can't even Google. Yeah, no. And the ladies love it. No, no, no, the ladies love it. And the ladies love it.

I'm sorry, Mitch. It's Lorenzo. Oh, my God, Lorenzo. Oh, my God, Lorenzo. Almost proved that you didn't have donkey brains, but you don't have any such certificate. You got donkey brains. Thanks for calling the Always Sunny podcast,

John, with Rob, Charlie and Glenn. Hey, how's it going, gang? Hey, how's it going? Who's calling here? Yeah, this is Patrick from Louisville, Kentucky. All right, Patrick Louisville. I love it. Hey, Patrick, are you a giant fan? You think you think you know you're Sonny Trivia?

I'm a giant fan. I think I know a decent bit. I'm excited to see how this goes. There's a few episodes I've seen a dozen plus times and a few I've only seen a handful of times, though. Excellent. Your first question is from season 10, episode eight. The gang goes on family fight on family fight.

What is Charlie's answer to the prompt name an animal we eat that doesn't eat us? A dragon. Very good. Right away. A dragon. Dragon. I wasn't going to let you all hop in there on that one.

Very good. Very good. All right, one point. One point. I'm sure I can. Next question, season two, episode 500 dollar baby. What was Frank's nickname as a boxer? The trash man.

No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. As a boxer, as a boxer, not a wrestler. Oh, what was it? Oh, man. And you guys were just talking about this previously. That's just tough. This is on the box.

Is it something like two left hands or something ridiculous? Man, that's not. It's Frankie Fast hands. It was Frankie Fast hands. Fast hands. So sorry, you have donkey brains. I got donkey brains.

It's official. Winner in life because you're a loser in this game. You got donkey brains. Thank you for calling the Always Sunny podcast. You're on with Rob, Charlie and Glenn. Who is this? Hi, this is Joe. And where are you calling from, Joe?

I'm from Long Island, New York. Oh, Joe from Long Island. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe, we're happy to have you on. We're going to play some trivia. You ready? Oh, that sounds like fun. Let's do it, man.

OK, great. All right. So your first question is from season four, episode eight, Patti's Pub, the worst bar in Philadelphia. So a reporter writes a bad review about Patti's Pub. D makes fun of the reporter for ordering what type of wine? Hmm. Is it is it is it short and a.

Yes, it is very correct. OK, Joe, that's one point for Joe. We're shooting for three. You get three in a row. You're a big winner. Oh, cool, cool. Thanks, guys. OK, great.

Your next question is season seven, episode 10, how Mac got fat. Dennis dies his hair to eradicate the grays. Which superhero does it make him look like? Well, which superhero does he think it makes? Yes, it's really the question. Actually, he doesn't even think that. Yeah, they say.

We said it. And then he says he's the original. That's right, right. All right, OK. That was a clue. That was a clue. OK, guys, is it is it Clark Kent or Superman or something like that?

We led you along. So Joe, we let we teach you up there. It's Superman. He was the original. He was the original. He was the original. OK. OK, this is a harder one because you've gotten two right.

Season four, episode four, Max banging the waitress. Charlie brings a bunch of beers over to drink with his best friend, Mac, how many beers were Charlie and Mac planning on drinking? I hear typing, so help me, God. Do not Google this. All right. Chance to steal.

I'm not. I'm not typing. I'm not. Chance to steal. Give an answer. Chance to steal. Five, four, three, two, one. What's your answer?

A whole case. 24. Yeah. Hey. Hey. Hey. Joe, wait. Joe, wait.

Joe, wait. Joe, wait. Yes. Joe, you're our big winner. We're not going to send you a car. We're not going to send you money. We're not even going to send you something better. Something better is coming your way.

We're going to send you a certificate stating that you, in fact, do not have donkey brains. Wow, guys. That's fantastic. Thank you, Glenn, Charlie, and Rob, and Mac. Thank you. That's wonderful, guys. Yeah.

All right, Joe, you seem like a sweet person. All right, Joe, have a great day and congrats on your official donkey brainless status. All right. You guys have a great day. You too, Joe. All right, good night. They're talking to you.

They seem nice. Very nice. Very sweet. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. You don't got donkey brains. Thank you for calling the Always Sunny podcast. You're on with Rob, Charlie, and Glenn.

Hello. Oh, my God. Hi. Hi. Hi. Who's calling today? My name's Hannah. Hi, Hannah.

Hannah. Hannah, where are you calling us from? I'm calling from Seattle, Washington. Oh, yeah. Is it raining? Of course it's raining. Wow. Kind of questions that.

Of course it's raining. You have one of those lamps that you have that make sure that you don't kill yourself, you know, from depression. Oh, the happy lamp? Yeah. I used to, but it broke, so. Oh, yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, what the hell? What kind of lamp are you talking about? I want a happy lamp. I need a happy lamp. No, it's not. I don't want a happy lamp. And if we're living in California and working, the lamp's not going to help.

But I don't want to go outside. I just want a lamp to do it. For you, they just call it medication. It's mood enhancing medication. OK, so it's not a lamp. It's a pill. I'd worry if we give you that lamp, I worry we'll never see you again.

Yeah, you may not. No, but my office is in the basement of my house. I need some kind of a lamp to keep me happy. All right, well, do some research and get a lamp. What's it called, a happy lamp? Yeah. OK. Let's recreate it.

Hannah, we've established that you hate the sun, so I would just be. No, but I did. But a happy lamp's not going to do the same thing that the sun does, which is just like, if I want to turn it off, I can turn it. I can turn the sun off. I'd like to.

Hannah, how do you feel as though you're going to do it? It's always setting trivia. Are you a big fan, longtime fan? I love this show. So, yes, I think. Well, yeah, I'm pretty confident. OK, so season five, episode 10, the Dennis system. Can you tell me what the D in Dennis system stands for?

The D. It was. You got it. Oh, you can do this. You can do this. Do I get any hints? Well, I'll say this if you can name any of the stages that the Dennis system will give you this point. OK.

D was a demonstrate value. That's right. Very good. Just enough time to type it into Google. Hold on a second. Just enough time to type it into Google. You either Googled that or you got a friend in the room. Which is it?

No, no, no. Tell the truth. Hannah, you had no idea, and now all of a sudden, you said it with such conviction. A lot of conviction. Are we? I have my boyfriend mouthing. I have my boyfriend mouthing things in the corner.

That's fine. All right, at least you admit it. Well, then we might have to change the certificate to saying you and your boyfriend don't talk to Grace Connor. Also, we might have to put people on a clock. Because otherwise, you have time to Google. You've got time to Google. You can't have time to Google.

There's an honor system happening. There's an honor system. There's an honor system. Tell the truth about the boyfriend. So we'll put him on the certificate. OK, OK. Season 11, episode 5, Mac and Dennis move to the suburbs. What is the name of Mac and Dennis's annoying neighbor?

Oh, my gosh. I'm fine. Was it? OK. Chance to steal. Chance to steal. Wally. Wally.

Wally. Wally. Sorry. We're so sorry. Sorry. Sorry not on your boy. You've got donkey brains. You officially have donkey brains.

Donkey brains. Meow. Meow. Meow. You got donkey brains. Meow. Meow. Meow.

Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Thanks for calling the Always Sunny podcast. You're on with Rob, Charlie and Glenn. It's true.

You are. Hi, how's it going? How's it going? Who's calling us today? What's your name? And where do you live? This is Corey from Sarnia, Ontario, Canada. Yes.

We're going to call him from Michigan there. Our first international call. Yes. Our first international call. Yeah. Yeah. But he's leading Maple Syrup up here. Great.

Great. Canada. Are you a big fan of the show? Long time fan? Oh, I'm a huge fan. I've been probably watching Always Sunny for probably about 10 years now. My brother was a huge fan and got me into the show. Okay.

So you think you're going to do pretty well at trivia, eh? I think I'll do pretty good, eh? All right. Let's see what I can do. The first question is from season seven, episode seven, Charlie McDennis, the game of games. And the question is, Dennis is asshole, why Charlie hate? Dennis is asshole.

Why Charlie hate? Hmm. Hmm. Is it because he changed the rules or because he meant, no, it's because he melted his figure. You didn't really answer. Glenn. It's not the way that you, because Dennis is a bastard man.

Yeah. Dennis is a bastard man. That is. That is the answer. Oh, Dennis is a bastard man. Oh, we cannot send you a certificate. You will not be able to prove that you don't have the brains of a donkey. Oh, no.

Oh, man. You know. On a deck game, believe I just made it on here. That was a win in itself. That is a win in itself. Aren't you sweet. I love Canadians. I love you guys.

You guys are the best. You guys are the best. You got donkey brains. Thanks for calling the always sunny podcast. You're on with Rob, Charlie and Glenn. Who do we have here? Wait, let me guess. John.

Holy shit. I got on. No, it's Stephen. Oh, Stephen. All right. All right, Stephen. Hi, Stephen. Where are you calling us from?

The doctor's office. I just sat down. Great. What's going on, man? What's happening? Let us help you. Yeah, maybe we can do it. I think I need more alcohol as a solution.

What is going to tell us the truth? Stephen, what is the problem? Yeah, what's going on? Is this just a general thing? I have a mild allergy to aspirin, actually. Doing a follow up. You don't need to go to the doctor for that. Just don't take aspirin.

Well, he's doing a follow up to see if he's got the aspirin out of his system. Come on. It can't be that bad. I've got the first trivia question. I've got the first trivia question. You're going to ask it. We're going to ask you three questions. Okay.

The nurse just came in, so she's going to be here with me. Let's talk to the nurse. Okay. That's fine. Are we on speaker? We're on speaker now. Hey, how's it going? John's on a radio show.

He's doing trivia. And we're going to try to get these answers in before he passes. So actually, now that we have the nurse on the line. Nurse, can we ask you your name? Where is this? It's always sunny podcast. So it's Rob Mack and Charlie from TV show, Sunny. No, it's not going to be my name.

Oh, okay. That's, by the way, totally fair and highly professional. Highly professional. Yes. And I would advise as your attorney to do the same. Have you seen the television show? No. What's it called?

Always sunny podcast. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lots of fun. All right. Lots of fun. Okay. Let's ask him. Let's ask him.

Maybe we should ask him his trivia questions. Maybe we should ask the nurse a question. Assuming that, but something rather easy. Like who is on, who is the most famous person on the show? Let's just say. Who is the most famous person? I think we all don't answer that. It's unfair to Steven, who's called from the doctor's office.

He's just trying to have fun. You know, Steven doesn't have time for this and neither does the nurse. Okay. Great. Let's just go back. Okay, shenanigans. All right. This question is from season one, episode four.

Charlie has cancer. What is Dennis coming over to borrow when he finds out Charlie might have cancer? Well, it could be a number of things, but if I remember correctly, it was sugar. Wow. Okay. That's really interesting. That's a fair. What's interesting is that sugar was our original home movie.

Home movie. I remember that aired in the episode was he was coming over for a basketball. I think he gets the point because it's a deep cut. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. You got to really know the origins of the show. You sure do. Okay, Steven.

Okay. One point. Okay. The next question is season three, episode 14, Bums making a mess all over the city. What is the name of the junkyard cat that Dennis adopts? Your rename from Jack Bauer. Yep. Agent Jack Bauer.

Agent Jack Bauer, but Jack Bauer counts. I think that counts. Two for two. Two for two. Okay, Steven, you're on your way. You're on your way, buddy. Last one. Season five, episode eight, Patty's Pub, home of the original kitten mittens.

Inspired by Charlie's kitten mittens idea, what do Dennis and Mack come up with to advertise the bar? You can either thing they come up with. Things that I believe it was a shotgun or a gun shot. Oh, man. Steven is a big fan. In addition to that, there's the Patty's Thong. Yes.

What is Steven going to win? Steven, we are going to send you a certificate stating that you, in fact, do not have donkey brains. This will be an official certificate. You can show it every time you show up to a job interview or the doctor's office. It is legal and binding. And good luck at the doctor's office and stay away from aspirin. It doesn't treat you well.

You don't got donkey brains. Thanks for calling the Always Sunny podcast with Rob, Charlie and Glenn. Who do we have on the line? This is Gabriel. Gabriel, where are you calling us from? Hey, Texas, actually. South Texas. All right.

South Texas. Gabriel, are you a long time sunny fan? You think you're going to do well at trivia? I hope so, man. I've been missing since I was 18. I'm 35 now, so. I love it. Rob's got a question for you since you're from Texas.

Yes, Gabriel. Do you have the state of Texas or the longhorn somewhere tattooed on your body? Unfortunately, I do not. But my girlfriend does. Oh, OK. There you go. Who say it was about a 50-50? 50-50.

Yeah. That's all right. Does she have a longhorn? Does she have a state flag? What has she got there? It's the shape of Texas. Does she have a little circle into what part of the state she lives in or is from? A dot, maybe.

I've seen that before. No, I believe it's the state and then it's like the flag of Texas. Yeah. That tracks. Y'all love it down there. I love it too. I love it too. It's so proud of it.

So proud of it. I can't believe I'm talking to you guys. This is insane. I can't believe you're talking to us either. All right, Gabriel. Your first question is from season three episode two. The gang gets invincible. What is the name of Dee's male alter ego?

Dress up like a man. Dress up like a man. What is that man's name? What's a tough one? I got to say it. We just watched it. Yeah. If we hadn't rewatched that one, I don't think I would know.

But we did mention it in the podcast. So maybe you're not really listening to the podcast. Gabriel, you're going to get docked. You're going to get docked for that. So the answer is Cole. That is correct. Cole. Dang.

Yeah. Is that ringing a bell now? Yeah. It is. Oh, buddy. I can feel the disappointment in your voice. Thanks for calling in. And it makes me sad because I like it.

I like you. Okay. If you'd like, we can send you. Nothing. To your local tattooist to get the state of Texas on you somewhere. Yeah. But we're not going to. No, no.

You're going to have to do that on your own. I simply recommend that you do. Oh, man, Gabriel. Thanks for calling in. Thanks for being a, you know, small part of our lives. Yeah. You got donkey brains. Thanks for calling the always sunny podcast.

You're on with Rob, Charlie and Glenn. Who is this? Oh my God. This is Katie from South. Oh my God. Katie from South. Katie. Oh my God.

What street do you live on, Katie? Um, I'm at 10th and daily, like a little north of Oregon. All right. All right. Rob knows the area. They're the Oregon Dino right there by Oregon. Yeah. Have we met?

We have not met. Okay. Okay. I don't think so. I think I would have remembered. You're probably, I'm guessing you're 20 years younger than Rob, aren't you? Yeah. Every time I left the city of Philadelphia, you were not born.

Yeah. Rob lives in a big mansion in Los Angeles now. He's not in South Philly anymore. Where did you go to school? What high school did you go to? I went to Morse Town High School in Jersey. I wanted him. I wanted him.

You're going to commute. All right. Well, let's hope you're good at trivia because if you get three questions in a row, correct, we're going to send you a certificate stating you in fact, do not have donkey brains. Well, I love that. And I have one sunny trivia in South Philly before. Oh, okay.

She's a professional. Should I ask her something more difficult? Yeah. We're going to come at you hard, Katie. We're going to come at you hard now. How many Reggie Leach books have you guys gotten so far? Wow. Wow.

Reggie Leach. Okay, wait a second. That might stump these guys here. Do you know who Reggie Leach is? I know his brother Robin and he had that show about the rich and famous. Yes. Reggie Leach has played a role in our show. Played on the Flyers.

Yes. I don't know. Great. What episode? It was the episode where it was the answer that you answered correctly. And you got to go take the slap shot. Yes. Thank you.

Maximum break. Maximum break. Maximum break. By the way, you know those, the picture of the two flyer guys that we have? They're not flyers. Oh, that one. Yes. You know how the, yes.

Go ahead. Go ahead. I met that guy like on the set of like Good Morning America. He was like working. He's like, Hey man, that's me in the picture. That's crazy. Yeah. In your bar.

That's amazing. Yeah. Wow. Lovely gentleman. That's pretty cool. All right. Let's get to the question. Okay, Katie.

Your first question is from season nine episode seven. The gang gets quarantined to appeal to sympathies. D is going to play a Southern army vet whose father died of throat cancer after eating what? Bad pushing. Yeah. Okay. That was great.

So fast. That was the adding of the bad. Yeah. Yeah. It had gone bad. It turned. It turned. It was also the stutter that helped.

Oh yeah. I think just saying pussy alone would not have been acceptable. Like that's not going to give you, it was the bad. That had had turned. It had gone bad. The Michael. Yes. Yes.

Well done. Wow. You're crushing it. You're even know the reference. All right. All right. Okay. We have a professional on our hands.

Say your hands are sweating. All right. My hands are, they are a little sweaty, but I said that they're shaking. Oh, they're shaking. Okay. That's all right. You don't need steady hands. All right.

Focus on this. Listen. If you win, we're going to. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. Your next question is from season 12 episode eight, the gang tens bar.

The next question is what is the name of Frank's tapeworm? Jerry. Yeah. Oh my God. Faster than me. She had faster than me. I had not come to my brain yet. I had had it come to me yet either.

Wow. That was exactly right. I don't think this is the donkey brain person we're dealing with. This is not a donkey brain. This is not a donkey brain person. I don't think so. No. Okay.

After she wins answering whatever this one is, you, maybe Katie, you should ask us one. Yeah. She's going to stop us first. I think she should. Okay. I think that's a good idea. Okay.

All right. Great. You think of that and I'm going to give you your last question here, which is season four, episode six, Mac and Charlie die part two. Dennis gets a new European roommate. What is his name? Oh, you might have stumped me guys. Oh no.

And I'm also tiptoeing the line of like trying not to be racist. Well, should not try that hard. No race. So you're all right there. Europe is not a race. Yeah. I believe, I believe we established that he is European and that's it. That's it.

That's it. And I think his, yeah, his accent was just vaguely European. European. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is giving that ambiguous European vibe.

What was the answer? I'm so sorry, Katie, but the answer is yawn. That is correct. Yawn. Wow. Now listen, because you've got deep cuts like Jerry and whatever we have. I think we should give her one more shot. I think we should give her a chance to stump us.

She stumps us. Okay. You stump us. You stump us. You get the point. You get that third point. You get a certificate. Three stops.

Does she have to stump us three times? Just one stop. Okay. All right. Can I just make the quick request that Rob, I don't think Rob should answer, she's allowed to answer this one. Okay. But it's my question.

Okay. Well, how about this? Because it's probably Philly related. If the guys can't answer it and they get stumped, you get the certificate. If I too am stumped, we're going to send you a case of Carmine steaks. The steaks are the steaks. Only with stick and feathers, please. Only with stick and feathers.

Here's the problem. I have a feeling she's about, is this going to be sunny trivia or just trivia in general? This is sunny trivia. Okay. Great. Go. Okay. Okay.

But why is it that you think that it's because it's going to be Philly related? It's going to be Philly related. Yeah. I will be able to recall the season or episode, but when Charlie bets the bar on the Dance Marathon contest, what radio station does he sign up with? Yes. Oh. He will not have stumped me.

Like what are the call letters? Yeah. It's a, it's a, it's a cute, cute something. Oh God. What is it? Oh shit. Wait. The Q crew.

I remember it's the Q crew. It's the Q crew. It's the Q crew. I'm already impressed. WKRQ? No. Shit. You are stumped, but it is Q 102.

Q 102. The Q crew. The Q crew. You know what? Katie, I think that we're going to have to send you a certificate. A sign certificate stating that you do not in fact have donkey brains because it seems to me like you don't. I don't think you do.

And I tell you what Katie, I couldn't remember yawn. So you like, it wasn't a clean sweep on our end. I didn't, I, I did not. And the only reason I remember Q 102 is because Q 102 was a real radio station. The Q crew. The Q crew. Congratulations. Great work.

You don't have. Thank you so, so very much. Thank you. That's a good. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead. I just love sunny.

I love you guys. I've always heard like, don't meet your idols. But that's both it because you guys are fucking awesome. And I can't believe I got to spend this day with you. I ignored a call from my boss. I was on hold. Nice. Thank you.

That feels so nice. You've been awesome too. It's nice to know someone loves the show and know so much about it. Yeah. Thanks, Katie. Congrats. Megan, you're awesome. I love your laugh.

Thanks, Katie. She does have a great laugh. We do too. We do too. Thanks for calling in Katie. Appreciate it. You don't got donkey brains. Do you want me to ask you the heart?

Like a really hard one? Yeah. Let's do that. Let's do that. Yeah. Ask us some really hard ones. Stop it off with a little self trivia. Yeah.

Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We should, we should do a thing where. Like we either blurt out the answer. Like we have to whoever answers first gets a point. Or are we all on the same team? Why don't we just have it instead of making competitive. We're all on the same team.

You want to make it. We can make it. I've got one. Okay. Let's, let's do that first and see how it goes. Okay. Season four episode seven. Who pooped the bed?

Name the items found in the poop. A wolf hair credit card. We'll pair some credit, some shredded credit card. There's two more. There's one more thing. There was blood. I know there's a credit card. Pocket lint.

Pocket lint. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, a cat litter. Nope. No. Newspaper. Oh, newspaper. Shit.

Okay. Wolf hair was the only thing. Wolf hair was the. Wolf hair was the good job. Inconclusive. Inconclusive. Inconclusive. Inconclusive.

Inconclusive. Yeah. All those things. Like that has to be one of you specifically. It's like, not. It could be either one of us. We both bit the wolf. All right.

How about season six episode one? Mac fights gay marriage. Where did Charlie find the almonds he feeds to the gang? Ali. Yeah, you found them in the alley. Yeah, found them in the alley. Very good. There were alley almonds.

I do know. Yeah. According to the game, Charlie McDonis, what is the greatest band in the world? We're talking about this. Come on. What episode did I found something in a pipe?

It was like the snake egg. It could have been a snake egg. Yeah. It was an egg. It was an egg. But you didn't know what it was. You didn't know if it was a snake or a bird. Yeah.

Cause it was in a pipe. Here's one. What's the name in season eight episode eight, Charlie rules the world. What is Dee's screen name in the online game? She's playing. Queen of thrones. No, no, no, no.

Swinging. Swinging cutie. Yeah. Or something cutie. Yeah. 20 something. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. The 29 was to represent her age. Yeah. Yeah. 23. 23. Was it swinging cutie? No.

Zinging cutie. Wow. Zinging cutie. That's pretty good. I have nothing there. Zinging cutie 23. That was great. That's Zinging cutie 23.

Yeah. Let's see if we have any others. In season nine, episode nine, the gang makes lethal weapon six. What instrument does the remaining 23 twin use to blow up the wedding? Wait, wait, wait.

Can you say that again? Oh. The cello. Yes. The cello. Instrument. Got a big antenna on it. A red button.

Oh, the wedding with the cello. It's so stupid. Yeah, we really break it down. I'm so happy that the one woman got bad pussy. I really like it. Yeah. That was amazing. That was amazing.

I mean, the pussy joke was obvious, but bad pussy. I mean, I know I've said this a million times that I think is my one of my favorite moments. I think maybe my favorite performance moment on the entire in the entire show is her performance of that, that particular moment. Yeah.

That's very good. It is just, it just kills me. It kills me. What else? You got any more good? Sure. What? Season five,

episode five, the waitress is getting married. What is the name of the waitress? Is fiancee. Brad Fisher. Very good. You guys are great at this. Let's do one final trivia question.

Okay. One for the road. All right. Your deepest track, your deepest cut. Season seven, episode three, Frank Reynolds,

little beauties. What is the name of D's rival in the beauty pageant? Okay. Ooh. Okay. The popular pretty girl. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh man. Damn it. It's not Brianna. No. God. I can't. I don't know. It's the,

it's yeah, the, the younger sister, right? That, that she's competing. The pretty one. The pretty one.

Yeah. Who does, who doesn't know winning. The one who wins. Yeah. The one who wins. That was, I love that ending.

You're like, well, she's the prettiest. Damn it. What was her name? Um, Yeah. Well, you said,

you just said Brianna and like, Oh, I fucked you up. Yeah. I'm sorry. No, it's not Brittany. No shit.

What is it? Samantha. Samantha. Yeah.