The Amelia Project - Episode 51 - Walter

Episode Date: March 11, 2022

“Does that name mean anything to you? Think Haines, think!” Episode 51, Season 4.  With Tomi "Tomix" Zandshtein, Torgny G. Aanderaa, Benjamin Noble, Julia Morizawa, Samantha Lawson, Dominic Hargr...eaves and Andrei Zayats. Written and edited by Philip Thorne Story editing by Oystein Brager Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager Sound design by Dominic Hargreaves Music by Fredrik Baden Graphic design by Anders Pedersen Production assistance by Maty Parzival For full credits see our website.  The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network.  Website: ameliapodcast.com  Transcripts: ameliapodcast.com/transcripts   Twitter: @amelia_podcast  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:16 Cold tapes. A gripping crime story that will chill you to the bone. You know, life on the base means, well, it's close to six months without light. That does things to people that study that he was doing to watch us and then set off us like mice around this special little experiment how many people are on this space 16 on this one someone amongst them is our killer experience cold tapes the murder mystery podcast game. Start your investigation where you get your podcasts. Hello, Pip here, introducing you to our new episode,
Starting point is 00:00:56 which is dedicated to Stefanie Weitenhiller, who wants to fake her death by drowning in a huge barrel of hot chocolate. A fake death we would most happily provide. We catch up today with Cole and Haynes who think the Amelia case has hit a brick wall. Enjoy the show. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuckity. Fuck fuck. I'm not doing this. There's no other option, Cole.
Starting point is 00:01:28 This case is dead as a dodo. Or rather, dead as Kozlowski. He's about to be cremated. I still can't believe he died on us. I know. The stories he could have told us. We could ask Northcote for an extension. We've already done that.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Three times. She's not going to give us any more time than she already has. Just a few more days. There must be something we can find. Cole. I know a cul-de-sac when I see one. But... All our leads have either disappeared or died.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Come on. Time to end it. So. Come on. Time to end it. Oh. So, what do you reckon is next for you, then? Yeah, I'll probably be put back on domestic terrorism with Dougie. You? Drugs, I guess. Yeah. Well, it's been quite the ride. I mean, I'll probably still see you around the ride. I mean,
Starting point is 00:02:26 I'll probably still see you around the building and, you know, we could still meet for coffee, you know, now and then. If you want, or tea. Or not, I mean, it's up to you. Yeah, here we are.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Northcott's office. You knock? You knock. Okay, I'll knock. One, two, three. Stop. What? Give me the file. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? I put everything in the right order. Don't mess it up. You'll make Northcott haters even more than she already does, if that's even possible. The autopsy report. Where's Koslovsky's autopsy report? Last page.
Starting point is 00:03:17 Cole, we've been over everything a dozen times. Got it. There was always something bugging me, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. What? The name. What name? On the autopsy report.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Piotr Koslowski? No. The name of the pathologist. Walter Gervich? Uh-huh. Does that name mean anything to you? Um... Think, Amnes, think!
Starting point is 00:03:47 I don't know. Not really. Does it mean anything to you? I, uh... I need to check something. Hey! Where are you going? Back to the office.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Come with me. The Amelia Project. Created by Philip Thorne and Ostein Braga, with music and sound direction by Frederick Barden. Design by Dominic Hargreaves. Episode 51. Walter. The old tapes. Steve.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Remember this one? The guy who escaped the gas explosion? Yeah. That was ages ago. You didn't blow up that building? Jesus fucking Christ, of course not. So you didn't want to disappear? Fuck no!
Starting point is 00:05:14 Hmm. Right, let's go forward a bit. Alvina? Fine, and you? Good. Listen, I need Walter from the morgue to send over a body ASAP. No. No. No specific requirements.
Starting point is 00:05:32 The first one he has available. Scrabble tonight? You heard that, right? Okay. See you then. Bye. Play it again. Alvina? Fine. And you? Good.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Listen. I need Walter from the morgue to send over a body ASAP. I need Walter from the morgue. Yes. It's one mention of a Walter several years ago. There are others. Okay. Here, others. Okay. It's taken me
Starting point is 00:06:12 three hours to fix the engine, and now the replacement corpse in the trunk has started to smell, so I have to go all the way back to Walter to get another one. There is again, right? And remember the one with all the reject? Sure. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:06:30 I think you just killed him. Oh. Hmm. Well. Rightio. That's that sorted, then. Good timing, actually. Kozlowski needs a replacement corpse for the Lansbury disappearance,
Starting point is 00:06:48 and Walter at the morgue can't get one till tomorrow. Good. Shall we bring him straight to the basement, then? Ha! Ha! Yes! You know, that's a very good point, Alvina. Ah! Hey, on the upside, the journey across the Atlantic was a riot. I invited Walter from the morgue.
Starting point is 00:07:08 He was hanging from the chandeliers, downing mojitos and singing wrecking ball. Well, we must be able to find him on some of the more recent ones, too. They've even invited Walter from the morgue. He's doing suppositories in the corner and I was not going to ask what was in them. There he is again. Walter washed his hands in the embalming fluid so I told him to get my phone out and call you. He's holding it to my ear, bless him. Amelia, do you have any soap?
Starting point is 00:07:43 Nice work, Cole. But it could just be a coincidence. I mean, they don't mention a surname, do they? Just Walter. They have a Walter in charge of corpses, and Kozlowski's autopsy was conducted by a Walter. It's not a coincidence. So you think...
Starting point is 00:07:58 You think the autopsy report was faked? You think Kozlowski isn't really dead? It's possible. Right. Change of plan. We're not going to Northcott. Not yet. She said she wants the file on her desk by six, right? That gives us two hours and twenty minutes.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Yes. So we're going to St Thomas Hospital? No time. Toss me the phone. I'll call the head of forensics. Alright. No time. Toss me the phone. I'll call the head of forensics. All right. Ringing. Good. Good. Spencer? Hi. Haynes here.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Good. Here's the thing. We've got questions about a report that came in yesterday. I was hoping to speak to the pathologist who conducted the autopsy. Yes, I've got the name right here. It's Walter Gervich. I don't care. This is important. No, I can't wait until tomorrow. Well, then you'd better give me his personal number, hadn't you? Oh, well, come on. Chop, chop. This is an order. Pen.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Here. Okay. Pen. Oh, uh, uh, uh. Here. Okay. Okay. Thanks, Spencer. Apparently, Walter only works night shifts, but I've got his personal number. What are you going to say? Shh. It's ringing.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Don't you think we should discuss a plan? Walter? Yes, hello. Henry Hicks speaking. What are you doing? I'm the new explosives expert for Amelia. What? Yeah, well, they've been keeping a low profile since the, you know. Anyway, they want us to collaborate on the Sugden disappearance. Oh, you haven't heard about that? I guess I better update you then. No, no, of course not. Of course.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Yes, I understand. The code word? Um, yes. That would be... Cocoa. Bubbles. Fluffclico. Maltesers. No, no, of course.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Can't be too careful. Speaking of which, I'm not sure this line is secure. Could we meet face to face? Yes. Yes. That's an option. Or we could... Yes, of's an option. Or we could... Yes, of course...
Starting point is 00:11:09 Hello? Hello? He hung up? Yes. Did he suggest a meeting place? Yes. Oh, thank God. Where? Covent Garden.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Where in Covent Garden? Just Covent Garden. Covent Garden is Where in Covent Garden? Just Covent Garden. Covent Garden is huge! Yep. So what do we do? Oh, go to Covent Garden and look for a Walter Gervage. Ready, Cole? Ready.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Right. Here we are. Covent Garden. What now? Watch the crowd. There must be over a thousand people here. We have to think. What does an undercover employee of the Amelia Project look like? That's just easy. Could be
Starting point is 00:12:09 anyone. Could be that gent with a three-piece suit. Or that punk with a purple mohawk. Look. That guy over by the ice cream stand. The one with the Pink Floyd t-shirt? No. The one with the denim jacket drinking from a thermos.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Yeah? What about him? Could be Coco. Or coffee. Or tea. I mean, what about that toddler over there? He's got a cup. Sippy cup. Ah, very funny. You've got a better idea. Oh.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Who suggests meeting at Covent Garden without a location? That's bonkers. He probably thought I'd been briefed and would know what he looks like. Or maybe he'd have a regular meeting place around here. What do you think? It's one of the busiest squares in London. I could call him again. I don't want to make him suspicious.
Starting point is 00:13:09 I could call from my number. We could try to spot someone answering a call. Good idea. Here's the number. Right. Let's see. Right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:21 He's calling. Almost everyone has their phones out I think it might actually be easier to spot somebody without a phone fuck good juggler though can you juggle Carl? what? Dougie can when we were stationed down in Cornwall
Starting point is 00:13:44 we worked on a passing routine. Got pretty good, actually. We were in Port Isaac waiting for a dinghy smuggling homemade weapons into the UK. Turned out to be a scam, but it gave us plenty of time to juggle. Under the lake, behind the back. Hey. Yeah? See that bloke on a bench?
Starting point is 00:14:03 By the Starbucks? Er, what bench? You mean the tan bloke with his arm around a girl? No. Or the old guy smoking a cigar? Or... Ohhhh. You spotted him.
Starting point is 00:14:18 What the fuck? Right. A red and white t-shirt, glasses and a fucking bobble hat? You think that's our man? Walter. Wally. You think? Let's go over and talk to him.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Let's. Hello. You spotted me. Well done. Henry Hicks? Yes. And this is my assistant, Charlie Cook. You must be Walter. You can call me Wal Wal. Or Waldo. That's my nickname in the US. Either works.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Right. You, uh, always dress like that? Whenever I'm not at work. Do you like this place? Covent Garden? It's a bit, uh, busy. It's a great place to people watch. And then every now and then someone spots me and smiles.
Starting point is 00:15:28 I like that. Strange hobby. More than a hobby, an obsession, really. When I visit a city, I always go straight to the busiest place. Times Square in New York, Las Ramblas in Barcelona, Potsdamer Platz in Berlin, Piazza San Marco in Venice. Those are the places I avoid. Why? I prefer to, you know, get off the beaten track, see something real.
Starting point is 00:15:53 You're not looking properly. Excuse me? If you learn how to observe crowds, it's the squares, piazzas, train stations, and shopping malls that are the most interesting. train stations, and shopping malls that are the most interesting. Take Covent Garden. The sprawl of tourists, pickpockets, jugglers, fire breathers, bankers, beggars, opera goers, and ice cream sellers. There are a hundred stories happening right here, and we can zero in on any one of them. I was just saying to Charlie, the juggler is quite something. That juggler's an obvious one.
Starting point is 00:16:23 But have you noticed the toddler doing ballet moves by the arcades while her parents are staring at their phones? She's quite the prodigy. Or that businessman outside the Apple store? He's wearing his suit jacket inside out. And look, that woman carrying skis under her arm. Where could she be going? See that girl filming herself?
Starting point is 00:16:43 She ought to watch her step. She's about to step into a big heap of duck. Oh, totally. I wonder what the living statue and magician are arguing about. Looks heated. Oh, and what on earth is that bearded bloke eating?
Starting point is 00:16:57 That's the biggest pretzel I've ever seen. Haha. There's someone throwing paper airplanes from the balcony of the opera house. You see, once you focus, you can spot all sorts of things. Sometimes I arrive at the crack of dawn when the street cleaners are hosing down the cobbles in their fluorescent vests. I watch the shopkeepers roll up the shutters and the squirt comes to life.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Playing children, arguing parents, stressed tourists, stoned students. I stay late into the evening when the elegant crowds spill out of the opera house. Eventually, it's just me and a few drunks again. Over the course of 24 hours, I experience so many stories. Comedy, tragedy, farce, love stories. There's always time for a story. I see you've had the induction. Speaking of which, what's your story, Walter?
Starting point is 00:17:56 How did you come to the Emilia Project? I thought we had business to discuss. Let's get to know each other a bit first. Very well, but do you mind if we walk and talk? We could take a stroll around the market. Shouldn't we go somewhere a bit more secluded? A crowd affords the best anonymity. Very well. As a student in Jerusalem, I spotted a faded sticker above a urinal in a club.
Starting point is 00:18:27 It showed a cup with steam rising from it. I thought it was a coffee brand or something. Then I noticed the steam formed the shape of a phoenix, and there was a ring of Morse code around it. Now, I've always loved puzzles, so I took a picture of the image, and the next day figured it out. The Morse code spelled out a telephone number. I rang it and reached a voicemail offering the Amelia Project services. I thought it was a hoax but I stored the number in my phone anyway just in case. Then a few years later I rang the number
Starting point is 00:19:00 again, this time hoping against all odds it was real. I was so surprised when just half an hour later there was a knock on my door. Batuach? Hello? Ifraim Khan? Please, call me Effie. You are? Amelia, from the Emilio Project. Holy shit! You did call us, from the Emilio Project. Holy shit! You did call us, didn't you?
Starting point is 00:19:32 Yes, but that was half an hour ago. I didn't expect you to be this quick. Luckily, I happen to be in your corner of the world. Good timing, actually. I was about to fly home when my colleague from London called and told me about your request. I made you miss your flight? Oh, I'm so sorry. No. I fly my own plane. You do?
Starting point is 00:19:51 That's what brought me here. The Tel Aviv International Air Show. But enough about me. What's with this place? Scusi? There are posters of Where's Waldo everywhere. Oh, yes. Do you like them? You've got a Where's Waldo coffee mug, a Where's Waldo laptop case, a Where's Waldo pen holder, there's a half-finished Where's Waldo jigsaw puzzle on your desk next to the... What's that in the Petri dish? Eyeballs. I'm dissecting eyeballs.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Right. There's a Where's Waldo screensaver on your computer, a Where's Waldo mouse pad, a... Is that a Where's Waldo cover for your microscope? a Where's Waldo mouse pad, a Is that a Where's Waldo cover for your microscope? And all the Where's Waldo books in what seems like a dozen different languages on your bookshelf. Waldo, Wally, Willie, Valdi, Ketty, Hugo, Jura, Valoo, Holger. He's a global phenomenon, you know. What's his name in Hebrew? Effie.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Your name? Yes. So you feel an affinity to the character of Waldo? Waldo is my life. Oh. What's wrong? Sorry, it's just... When my colleague told me about an urgent call from the Techion in Haifa, I was expecting a scientist or something. I... I don't mean to be rude, but we are a very exclusive service, and if I'd known the nature of your research... I am a scientist. Specialized in what? Pop culture?
Starting point is 00:21:14 Children's books? Neuroscience. Really? Yes. I... I find that hard to believe. Why's that? Your office is a frickin' shrine to Where's Waldo! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be disrespectful. It's perfectly possible to be both a neuroscientist and a Where's Waldo fanboy, I suppose.
Starting point is 00:21:37 I'm just surprised. That's okay. But you see, Where's Waldo is what brought me here. Explain. My parents gave me my first Waldo book when I was six, and it was love at first sight. Why? What attracted you to it? I don't know. Something about the crowds and chaos and color. My parents worked in the Shook, you see. That's the marketplace. They had a fruit and vegetable stall there.
Starting point is 00:22:04 I basically grew up on the Shook, always surrounded by thousands of people. I used to find being alone really scary. I would lie awake at night, terrified of the silence and solitude, counting the hours until the world woke up and the streets filled with noise and cars and chatter again. But the Waldo books cured my fear of solitude. Whenever I felt anxious, I opened a Waldo book and lost myself in the wonderful depth and detail of those crowds. You must have become quite the expert at spotting Waldo. Yes! And once I'd found Waldo, Wenda, Whitebeard, and Wolfstale on every page,
Starting point is 00:22:38 I gave the books to my friends and watched as they searched. I noticed their eyes twitched and how the twitching got faster as they found Waldo. What I was observing were micro-secades, though I didn't know that at the time, of course. Huh. So the books instilled in you a fascination for the process of cognitive perception, which led you to become a neuroscientist.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Exactly! For my PhD, I conducted an experiment in which I gave participants scenes from a Where's Waldo book, then measured their eye movements as they scanned the pages. I was able to analyze the function of saccades, vengeance, and vestibulocular movement in visual search. You're fixating too much. Sorry? You're trying to find Waldo on the beach, aren't you? I- You have to stop fixating and allow your eyes to settle into a slow tracking movement. Like this? Better. It takes a lot of practice for the eyes to perform a smooth pursuit movement in the absence of a moving target, but once you achieve this, your capacity for visual search
Starting point is 00:23:37 increases dramatically. Found him! Between the Punch and Judy box and the man sunbathing. Bravo! What's Punch and Judy? Ah, never mind. You know that because of this scene, Where's Waldo is on the American Library Association's list of top 100 banned books? Really? Why? There's a picture of a woman lying on her towel topless. They covered her up in 1997, but this poster is taken from the original. Well, Effie, I'll gladly concede that I underestimated both you and Where's Waldo.
Starting point is 00:24:13 But I still don't understand why you need to disappear. Two nights ago I was visited by a Russian businessman. He was wearing this flashy silk cravat with black and yellow stripes. Said his name was Mikhail. That's all I've got. No surname, just Mikhail. He said he was a big admirer of my work and wanted to fund it. That's nice. How the hell did he know about my work, though? It hasn't been published in any scientific journals. My research is in its infancy. Outside of a few colleagues here at Haifa, nobody knows who I am or what I'm doing. Did you ask how he found out about you?
Starting point is 00:24:42 I did. And what did he say? I have eyes everywhere. Ominous. He said he could give me a research facility in Moscow. I just needed to board his private jet and he'd provide me with all the resources I could dream of. But you mistrusted him. You suspected he had hidden motives?
Starting point is 00:25:02 There was nothing hidden about them. Oh? What did he want? I want more eyes. Excuse me? He wanted me to collaborate with a robotics engineer also working in Moscow. A robotics engineer? To develop a machine that can see as well as a human and easily identify targets. Wow.
Starting point is 00:25:23 What did you say? I said I needed time to consider. I will come back in three days, he said. That's tomorrow. Yep. And what have you decided? I want nothing to do with this man or his army of perceptive robots. I would have enough time to know where this is going.
Starting point is 00:25:42 And what do you think he'll do if you decline? I'd rather not find out. Hmm. You know, Effie, our services should only ever be used as a last resort. This sounds more like a case for the police. You don't understand who I'm dealing with. A man with a private jet and unlimited funds who dabbles in world-changing technology for personal pleasure,
Starting point is 00:26:02 and you want me to call the police? You've got a point. So you'll help me disappear? Are you sure you want to give everything up and start afresh? You won't be able to continue your research. I have a restless spirit, just like Waldo. I'll put my possessions in a backpack and I'm ready for new adventures. Could you set me up with a new life in England?
Starting point is 00:26:24 The weather is terrible and the food is even worse. It's the home of Martin Hanford. Who? The author of the WALL-E books. You mean Waldo. It's WALL-E in the original. Well, seeing as I'm about to fly back to London, setting you up in England is the easiest option.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Perfect! Any thoughts on your new identity? Well. Yes? I mean... Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you are not suggesting we bring you back as... Why not? I've studied him for so long that slipping into his skin would feel natural. Ugh, we can't bring you back as a fictional character. Why not? Fictional characters are a lot of trouble. But any new identity I adopt would be a fiction anyway, wouldn't it? So why not Waldo? Copyright issues.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Oh. Copyright muzzle-gag. However, while you can't actually be Waldo, there's nothing to stop you from dressing like Waldo. If you want to spend your leisure time wearing a stripy shirt, horn-rimmed glasses, and a bobble hat, sitting in airports and public
Starting point is 00:27:24 squares, then that's your prerogative, I suppose. And can I be called Wally? We're getting close to copyright infringement. Walter. Okay, then. Walter! I like it! You'll need a job. I might have something for you.
Starting point is 00:27:43 No? What's that? Are you squeamish? Well, I spent my studies dissecting eyeballs, so... Good. How would you like to be head of corpses? That's a job. At the Amelia Project, it is. Wait, you mean... Wait. You mean I'd be working for you? If you work for us, your disappearance is on the house.
Starting point is 00:28:03 And if I don't? It will set you back 80 grand. I... I'd take the job. I don't know. Unless you have a trust fund or something, of course. I just assume... No, no, no. I do not have the money. Then what's there to think about? Well, the whole reason I'm doing this is to escape
Starting point is 00:28:19 the employ of one shady character. Now it seems the only way I can do that is by working for another. It's a world full of irony. Well, I want to fly home tomorrow. I need a decision now. I realize I might have come off a bit blunt. I'm out of practice doing these interviews. You'll like my colleagues, I promise.
Starting point is 00:28:43 They're very lovely, and we have an unlimited supply of cocoa. Cocoa? And Maltesers. Maltesers? See? Not really that shady at all. The job is to deal with corpses, you said? They're discreet procurement and transportation. You'll bring corpses to our lab, then, once our surgeon has worked his magic, to wherever our client wants to be found washed up, stabbed, shot, trampled on, or incinerated. Oh, and you'll also spend two nights a week in the pathology lab at St. Thomas Hospital. Um, that's not my field. Oh, we don't need a real pathologist, just somebody who can deal with the requisite paperwork. It's all fake? Of course. But in a real hospital? The administrator owes us. Don't worry. He'll only assign you a select few cases, those relating to us.
Starting point is 00:29:29 You'll work discreetly and on your own. Night shifts. I, um... Hmm... Oy vey. You said you wanted excitement. It doesn't get any more exciting than forging autopsy reports and hiding corpses in caves, chimneys, and bank vaults. It sounds dangerous. An interesting life can always use a little seduction, confidence, ambition, and danger.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Right. So, which should it be? Russian robots or Coco and corpses? Well, I trust you more than I trust Mikhail. So we have a deal? We have a deal. Good choice. You won't regret it. And look, I have something here to seal the deal.
Starting point is 00:30:12 Oh, what's that? Bove Clicquot. I always carry a mini bottle in my handbag. You do? You never know when the occasion might call for it. Have you got glasses? No, I've got a Where's Waldo coffee mug and one clean Petri dish. That'll do. Here, you can have the Waldo mug.
Starting point is 00:30:39 There we go. Cheers! L'chaim! Now, we need to figure out how to get you safely to my plane. Mikhal has eyes everywhere, you said? There's been a man following
Starting point is 00:30:54 me around for the past two days. He appears the minute I step out of the institute. I can feel him behind me on the bus, in the cinema, in the queue at the Schupersal. Hmm. We just need to get you to my plane and I can fly you discreetly out of the country. Where's your plane? Still in Tel Aviv. I took the bus to get here. Oh, that bus station? Very confusing. The Tel Aviv Central Bus Station? It's the most
Starting point is 00:31:18 confusing place in Israel. Seems like it was designed by Escher on hard drugs. You know, it was actually designed that way so people would have difficulty finding the exits and spend more time in the shops. Then years of haphazard reconstruction made it even more confusing until it became the sprawling mess it is today. We used to call it the White Elephant. Anyway, I think it's the perfect place for you to disappear. Hmm. In that maze, you'll shake off your followers in no time. Yes, but I'll get lost myself. Last time I walked the concrete corridors for hours
Starting point is 00:31:51 and somehow ended up in an abandoned area taken over by bats. Anyway, I doubt they'll let me travel to Tel Aviv. My disappearance has to take place in Haifa. Very well. Let me think. Very well. Let me think. I'll need a bit more champagne. You were raised in the Shook, you said? You're still familiar with it? Not like the back of my hand. When is the Shook at its busiest?
Starting point is 00:32:19 Friday, when everyone shops for Shabbat. Excellent. Tomorrow morning, you will head to the Shook. You'll flip from stall to stall. Left, right, U-turn, weaving in and out of the masses. Like in a Wally scene! You immerse yourself in the bustle, always choosing the busiest alleys, never using the direct route. You pick up pace, then break into a sprint, duck, roll under one of the stalls, emerge from the other side, and continue to run. Run, run, run. Run like your life depends on it.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Where did he go fuck he's disappeared he can't be far you go that way car I'll look over here right go go go Excuse me. Excuse me. Fuck. Excuse me! Excuse me! Get out of my way! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck Fuck Fuck
Starting point is 00:33:47 Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Can I help you mate? No you Can't fucking help me Just piss off
Starting point is 00:33:55 Okay okay You need to see someone mate Oh Cole Where is Cole? Cole? Nah, me neither. He tricked us.
Starting point is 00:34:17 We shouldn't have followed him into this labyrinth. Anyway, where the fuck are you? What do you mean, by the postcard stand? I can see at least ten different... See? I walked into the fucking postcard stand. You're going to have to be more specific. A Pillock Theatre shop? Pollock Theatre?
Starting point is 00:34:37 What the fuck is a Pollock Theatre? A WH Smith's? That's better. Okay, okay. Meet you on the balcony above the WH Smiths. Oh, oh my God. Oh God. Oh God.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Oh my God. God, come on, come on.. God. Come on. Come on. Oh god. Oh god, this is so fucking easy. Oh god. Come on.
Starting point is 00:35:19 Come on. Come on. Oh god. Come on. Oh my god. You made it. How many fucking steps was that? It was worth it. For the view. The view?
Starting point is 00:35:51 Fucking hell, Cole. We just suffered the biggest kick in the bollocks since... Shut up, Haynes. We have to look. What? It's pointless. We're never going to spot him again in that crowd. We have to focus. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:05 You're sounding like him. Yeah. Binoculars? Where did you get those from? These are opera glasses from that gift shop. Oh, plasticky tourist shit. You got ripped off. Well, it's better than nothing.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Now, please, Haynes, concentrate. You look left, I look right. Okay. Okay. After this, I'm going to need the stiffest of stiff drinks. Okay? I'm going to need a fucking pint of gin. Shush. I can't believe we screwed this up.
Starting point is 00:36:41 This is embarrassing, Cole. We don't deserve our badges. This is the most pathetic cock-up. Haynes! Haynes! What, you found him? No. Then what? Look over there.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Okay. By the Prédomanger. Okay. Oh, no way. That's Mia and Jackie. And Kozlowski. Not dead. Kozlowski isn't... Oh, bloody hell. What are Mia and Jackie doing wandering around central London with Kozlowski?
Starting point is 00:37:20 I don't know. We have to follow them. Quick. Stay tuned for the epilogue, but first the credits. This episode was written and edited by Philip Thorne, with story editing by Einstein Breger, sound design by Dominic Hargreaves, and music by Frederickik Barden.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Walter was played by Tommy Zahnstein, also known as Tomix. Tomix is an Israeli cartoonist who has created a special Spot Walter image for this episode. We'll be posting that for Patrons and may put it up in our webshop in the coming days too. You can also check out Tomix's work on most social media under Tomix Comics. The episode also featured Torgny G. Ondero as Cole, Benjamin Noble as Haynes, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Dominic Hargreaves as the man in the crowd, and Samantha Lawson as the postcard seller. Graphic design by Anders Pedersen and production assistance by Marty Patsival.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Thank you to our patrons who fund the making of this show and a special shout out to our super patrons Angel Acevedo, Sophia Anderson, Jem Fiddick, Alban, Sant, Amelie and Alison, Stefanie Weidenhiller, Mintz and such, Rafael Eduardo Vifas-Ferrastaki
Starting point is 00:38:40 and JK Robbins. Thank you. For merchandise, transcripts and ways to support the show, visit ameliapodcast.com. And now, the epilogue. Mikhail, it's Boris. I have some bad news. I lost track of Efi in Chultalpyot. He disappeared. Vanished into thin air. I've checked with all of our eyes in Haifa and beyond.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Nobody in Israel has seen him. Yes. Yes. He can't have done this on his own. Somebody must have helped him. I don't know who. Yes, I will find out. Oh, and Mikhail, about that job as head of security... I understand.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Of course, you must get your revenge, Mikhail. Of course. Goodbye. Have a nice... The Fable & Folly Network, where fiction producers flourish. The first thing you need to know about the Vegas Sci-Fi Adventure Podcast where fiction producers flourish. sitting at the top of it. This is not by accident. For millennia, the country Vega calls home has been carefully honing the skills of its state-contracted killers, and these so-called holy warriors have gotten real good at taking down the world's worst criminals, or as they would call it, cleansing. 400 kills into her career, Vega is the most decorated hunter there has ever been, and likely would have stayed that way if it had not been for him.
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