The Amelia Project - Introducing Alvina's First Christmas

Episode Date: November 20, 2022

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Music stands, music stands, music stands, music stands, music stands, music stands, Ow! Christmas is possibly the busiest time of the year for the Amelia Project. Well, if you haven't noticed, it's the 24th of December, we have a death to fake on Boxing Day, and before then there are a thousand things to get in order, like the pogo sticks, the music stands, the starting pistol, the blood bags, the gunpowder, the dental records, the toes, the replacement corpse and my cuckoo! We have made a full-length bonus episode called Alvina's First Christmas.

The weather report says it's going to be freezing in Diggle on Boxing Day and I need the cocoa to stay warm. It features Alvina, of course, in the year she first starts working at the company. I gave him from the moment I started working here until today. That's 11 months. And her colleagues, Amelia Kozlowski, the interviewer, and even Walter from the mall. Just be absolutely still and pretend to be a corpse. What if I fart?

You can purchase the bonus episode, Alvina's First Christmas, by visiting our website, ameliapodcast.com. Or if you become a Patreon supporter from just $5, you will get immediate access to all our bonus content, including this episode. We are going to stuff ourselves with cake, drink mulled wine until we drop, play board games and sing every Christmas carol we can think of. Twice. Don't miss out on Alvina's first Christmas

and you will find out about the Amelia Project's New Year tradition, the time the interviewer almost appeared in Scrooged, and most importantly, what he gives Alvina for Christmas. Are you guilt-tripping me into getting you a present? Because I'm not giving anyone any presents. That's going too far. Brighten both your Christmas and ours by becoming an Amelia Project patron this December.

More info on ameliapodcast.com. Let's toast to another great year of dating fakes. Yeah. To a great year. Faking dates, faking dates. That's the one. Cheers.