The Amelia Project - Prelude 10 - Peppermint Schnapps
Episode Date: May 16, 2018“Alvina, this is going to knock your socks off!” Prologue to Episode 10, Season 1. With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design... by Fredrik S. Baden. For full credits see our website. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Alvina, are you sitting comfortably?
Um, yes.
Good. Because this is going to knock your socks off.
I told you I can't have any more of that peppermint schnapps.
I'm about to interview getaway drivers.
I'm not talking about peppermint schnapps.
You're not?
I'm talking about...
Yes?
I'm talking about...
Yes?
Magic!
Oh.
A magic trick!
Oh, okay, let's get this over with.
It's amazing.
So you're what?
Going to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
Smash your watch and restore it?
Levitate?
I'm going to show you...
You're not having my watch, by the way.
A card trick.
A card trick?
I know! Salvatore showed by the way. A card trick. A card trick? I know.
Salvatore showed it to me.
Oh, God.
Oops.
Oh.
Are you going to pick those up, or...? When Salvatore
does it.
Anyway, practice. Practice
makes perfect, eh? I've just
got to practice.
Look, why don't I let you practice, and then maybe in a few days, or weeks, or months, you can show...
No. I'm showing it to you now.
It's going to...
Blow my socks off, I know.
Well, hurry up, I've got a stack of resumes to get through.
Right. Here we go. That's all the cards. I just have to get them back in the right order.
In the right...
I mean shuffle. I just need to shuffle the cards like this.
That's shuffling?
I'm cutting the deck three ways, so the cards are in a totally random order.
Now, the pack is totally mixed, right?
Well...
Right?
Yes. I'll say yes.
Yes, it is.
Choose a card.
Okay.
What is it?
Why do I have to tell you that?
Because otherwise the trick won't work.
It's an eight.
Add two.
Okay, so ten.
Is that the number you're thinking of?
Well, it's the number you told me to think of.
Great! It's the number you're thinking of.
Now, count out ten cards and look at the next one.
Right.
Do I tell you what it is again?
No. No, don't do that.
It wouldn't be magic if you did that, would it?
Of course.
So now you're going to tell me the card I'm looking at?
Yes, so I take the two, divide by...
No, there's no division.
Add, add, add.
Eleven even by...
There is a divide.
Look, there's got to be an easier way of doing this.
Shh! I'm working!
No, no, it can't be. There must be something else.
Maybe we'll have a bit of that peppermint schnapps after all. Mind if I help myself?
If you take the one and divide it by two, subtract, what is the square root of ten? No, it can't be.
How are you getting on?
Just another, um, what is another... Ah, got it!
Hit me.
You are looking at the Jack of Spades.
What?
I told you it would blow your socks off.
No, it's just...
It's wrong.
Excuse me?
After all that, how could it be wrong? It's just... It's wrong. Excuse me? After all that, how could it be wrong?
It's wrong?
But I did everything...
Not even close.
Two of hearts.
It can't be.
Here we go.
Two of hearts.
Well, pluck me like a chicken.
Don't worry.
I'm sure with a bit more practice...
Practice, yes.
I need to practice.
But not now you don't.
Now you need to prepare for the next client.
You remember?
Melissa Menken in half an hour?
Hell, you could even break a lifetime's habit and read the case file.
I spent hours... You're absolutely right, Alvina. I need to practice.
You're not listening to me,ina. I need to practice.
You're not listening to me, are you?
Oh, sod it.
Salvatore... Melissa Mencken. Half an hour.
Oh, and don't show her that trick.
She's a real magician.
Melissa Mencken
Episode 10 of The Amelia Project
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