The Amelia Project - The 12 Deaths of Christmas
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Is that a... partridge?
Christmas is a busy time for any death-faking agency,
but this year the Amelia Project has taken on one hell of a case.
I have to find a new way to smuggle a Hollingworth girl out of Hollingworth Hall
from under Mr Hollingworth's nose every day?
Yes!
They must fake 12 deaths in 12 days.
And just to complicate things, every day a mysterious new gift arrives at the Amelia Project offices.
Are you sure taking a partridge, two turtle doves, three French hens, four calling birds, six geese a-laying,
seven swans a-swimming and eight maids a-milking in a minivan was a good idea.
For this case, they may have bitten off more than they can chew.
I've bitten off more than I can chew!
See?
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Well, I tried airing, but even after two hours with all the windows wide open,
I still got cow stench, goose pong and loads of chicken shit.
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And a partridge in a pear tree.
And here I was thinking the whole ordeal ended on the night of the 25th.
Turns out that's just the beginning.