The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - A Cup of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 Tea with Trixie and Katya
Episode Date: May 9, 2023It's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 tea time! In preparation for the May 12th premiere, Trixie and Katya wax poetic about all the contestant's looks, chat about past seasons, and then prognosticate abou...t everyone's chances for what is sure to be an absolutely amazing season. Sit down, make yourself a fancy-ass cocktail, and let's talk about All Stars Season 8! Collaborate with CANVA for Teams! Right now, you can get a FREE 45-day extended trial when you go to https://Canva.me/BALD This week – May 8th through May 15th, RAKUTEN is having their biggest Cash Back event of the year 15% Cash Back at over 700+ stores! Join for free at https://www.RAKUTEN.com or download the Rakuten App today! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Oh, we're rolling.
Okay, we're on day two.
Day two.
Of the Twitter checkmark being gone.
How are you coping?
They took it away.
They took it away.
They took it away. They took it away.
Malin.
You know what I love about it though? They took it away. They took it away. Malin. Oh.
You know what I love about it though?
What I love is now the only people left with check marks are the people who bought them.
Those losers.
Not losers, but Bethany and Stevie wannabe from down the street.
Pedophiles.
We don't know about that.
We don't know about that.
They're all pedophiles.
Right, Tracy?
I know that.
That's right.
Yeah. So I'm obsessed with waking up and having no blue check all pedophiles, right, Tracy? I know that. That's right. Yeah.
So I'm obsessed with waking up and having no blue checkmark and being like, you know what?
The blue checkmark was stupid to begin with.
What was verified what?
Verified what?
Thank you.
Verified.
Where do you come into my house and verify my two bulbous testes? I'm worried about someone saying they're Doritos and tweeting that they hate women or something.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Thank you.
Thank you, Tritzy.
Tritzy.
You want to talk about verified?
Let's talk about you for a moment, Tritzy.
No, I'm going to let you spin out.
And I'm going to chime in later.
I've got things on my mind.
Yeah.
Let me tell people what you texted me yesterday, which was so fucking crazy that I like laughed.
It was so crazy.
You said.
What did I say, Tritzy?
You said, can I wait?
You said, are we doing the pod tomorrow?
I said, yes.
You said fierce.
And then a few hours later, you said, I'm going to let it rip on the pod tomorrow.
And I said, in what way?
And you said, I just have a lot on my mind with three exclamation points.
And then you wrote me back.
Are you high?
Well, then you say, can I do the cold plunge at your house?
Because we don't heat the pool right now.
And I said, yeah, you can jump in the 70 degree water and believe that it's going to give you the same effect as ice water.
Cocaine.
Cocaine. Tell them what you think about ice water.
Ice water is like cocaine.
You think that if you jump in cold water, it's going to give you cocaine feelings.
So I don't think that.
I know that.
Because science has corroborated this.
Science has.
There is peer reviewed data on the subject.
Thank you very much.
Mr. Furcus.
But I've done it twice with you and I don't feel.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Because that's not an actual cold plunge.
To your point yesterday that you made in the pool, you were very correct.
Yeah, that's just not cold enough.
That was 75 degrees.
75 degrees is nothing.
We need a 33 degree cold plunge.
Yeah.
And if you go, if you submerge your body for 30 minutes in that 33 degree plunge, cold,
you will.
Death.
No, not death.
Quite the opposite, in fact.
Your body will gradually release dopamine.
Not a spike.
So like cocaine, for example, is a spike, right?
A spike in a crash.
Yeah.
Same with like many other drugs.
This is a gradual, non-spiky release of dopamine that is equal to
greater than equal or greater than 150 percent that of cocaine dopamine yeah it's a gradual
it's a gradual it's not it's not like a spike it's not like a riser in edm music you know
oh absolutely and when when the Molly hit.
They should have more nightclubs.
They should just have ice baths.
Thank you.
But who in their right mind
is going to submerge their body
for 30 minutes
in a 33 degree?
Yeah.
If we could get off stage
and get in that.
Or get on stage
and into that.
How about that one?
How about that?
Cold Plunge sings the blues.
Before on stage.
No.
No. On stage. No, no.
On stage.
Break a leg.
Yeah.
But maybe it could be like a circus act where you like jump from a super high thing into a glass of ice water.
It'd be fantastic.
And all that happens is you immediately break your neck and you shatter a glass and your
body hits it like.
And yeah, you're dead skiing.
Dead skiing.
I want to talk about not smoking
cigarettes yeah what's going on there nothing it's great it's wonderful how is not doing cigarettes
wonderful easy simple i don't believe never been easier i'm doing reverse psychology
reverse psychology but you've quit before no i, I haven't. This is the first time. Reverse psychology.
Oh.
Opposite day.
Everything is easy peasy lemon squeezy.
I've never been more comfortable in my life.
I've never felt more at ease.
I've never been more in the moment.
Present.
Lovely.
I could pick you up with one hand and throw you out that window and scream and puke.
I could scream.
I could rip off that fucking pink sweater and then I could suplex your body.
I could drag a knee through your torso and scream blood into your face.
Let's take a break.
I think it's time for the first break.
After the initial mental break.
Who knew two cigarettes was the only thing holding your brain cells together?
Holding it together.
No drugs.
No alcohol, which of course I don't drink anyways, but no nothing.
Clean teen.
Too clean.
Too serene. I clean. Too serene.
I know.
Maureen.
It's interesting that we all walk around believing that you are on the straight and narrow.
And then when you come out to us as, well, I just had to stop doing everything.
And it's like, oh, well.
So.
Listen.
Okay.
Listen.
Love is a many Splendored thing
If not smoking
And doing drugs
It's such a shock
To your system
Hmm
Something
No no no no
No I
You know
Listen
Can you fuck
Excuse me
Can you have sex
With this dead dick
No like
That's one of the only
Things you could do
Between now and the surgery Is you can still have sex.
Yes, I'm trying to go.
I'm going to try to get a massage tonight.
Sexy massage.
It's hot in here.
We just turned the air on.
We just turned the air on.
Because Brandon took the morning off.
Okay, okay.
Is that okay?
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Jesus Christ.
I'm just sweating.
I'm sweating because I'm.
I know.
Well, let's change the subject.
We could talk about something else. Let's talk about all stars. I change the subject. We can talk about something else.
Let's talk about
All Stars.
I would love that.
Let's talk about All Stars.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Let's go back for a second.
Just so the fine folks
at home know
I'm under a vigorous process of
I'm trying to get
my blood pressure down.
My blood pressure
is skyrocketed.
The silent killer?
Not skyrocketed
but it's high
and they won't operate on me
next Friday. I have surgery and they won't operate on me next friday
i have surgery and they won't operate on me unless i have a lower blood pressure but why do you have
high blood pressure it's just a variety of a constellation of factors is it natural or is it
things you do to yourself yeah yeah bofa smoking is part of it bofa yeah yeah smoking is a big part
of it smoking is a huge part of it so nooking is a huge part of it. So no smoking. I don't know about smoking.
Smoking is horrible.
Why are people smoking?
Love it.
Love smoking.
Why are people smoking?
Love it.
Love smoking.
Here's the thing about being a bro.
Okay.
I understand.
I understand.
I get it.
I get it.
You want to be healthy.
You want to feel good. You want to do the right thing. I get it. I get it. You want to be healthy. You want to feel good. You want to do
the right thing. I get it. I don't feel that way. But you do about fitness. Yes, but that's
different. That's about, that's not about being a, it's not about like doing the right thing.
It's about doing what I want. I want to do fitness. Yeah. I don't go into the gym like, oh, here's time for my two hour slog of things that I don't want to do in order to be a thing that I want to be.
Right.
That's not how I do fitness.
Right.
You know what I mean?
I go to the gym to do activities that I love to do because they make me feel good.
Showering.
Showering.
Twice a day.
Twice a day.
Do you shower at the gym?
I do.
It's gorgeous. Yeah. Do you feel at the gym? I do. It's gorgeous.
Yeah.
Do you feel weird getting naked in front of people?
No.
They must feel weird getting naked in front of me though.
Because you're boner.
Because I know I'm like this.
Well, you have a pussy, but the boner when you get hard comes right out of the pussy.
And it's because you have that rubber pussy on.
No, I.
You ever put that rubber pussy on and push your boner through it?
No, but I do go out.
I go around with a tape measure.
And I say, it's time to measure your weenie.
In the gym.
I'm with Team Services Weenie Measurement Division.
Do you think women care about big cocks?
Yes.
The way gay men do?
Not the way gay men do.
But I believe they have a vested interest.
You think?
Yes, I do. I way gay men do but i i believe they have a vested interest i do believe that yes i do i do i do because i know that um for some women um and all different people people
with vaginers there's um you know it's like ow or it's like you know so they want to know
they're interested they're tuned in you know what i don't like though and this is like i don't i
don't like that i feel like there's been so much evolution when it comes to like, don't shame people's
bodies, their bodies, their titty size, their baldness, whatever.
I don't like that it seems like people with small dicks, that's still very much on the
table.
That feels shitty.
It feels shitty.
I agree.
We're supposed to be like, no, all dick sizes are good, but then it's totally valid to be like no all dick sizes are good but then it's
totally valid to be like get a fucking little cock yeah yeah yeah no i don't like it either
and i i think it speaks to the lack of creativity of of the human being like and i understand the
metaphor if sometimes when you say he's he's a little cock it means like he's insecure he's like
compensating like there's the personality trait we attach to someone with a
little dick but that's not fucking true either no there's a lot of nice people with tiny dicks
absolutely and a lot of and a lot of shitty people with huge cocks and vice versa yeah um that goes
right on to the the tail end of if you have a big dick people are like i don't know why you're bottom
which i'm like it's no of tops with small dicks.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, there's no correlation.
It's crazy.
I don't know.
People have taken this big cock thing out of, it's totally out of control.
It's out of control.
It started with Madonna.
Really?
Do you like to suck big cock?
Truth or dare?
Do you want to suck big cock?
I don't know. I don't know. I think you're right. I don't know.
And I think you should say it.
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well we have some uh we're gonna look at some of the looks from All Stars 8.
And we're going to judge how big their cocks are.
We're going to tell you.
We're going to.
We're like the pussy phrenologist.
Is that where you pop in a pussy to figure out someone's personality?
Yes.
Do you know about her?
No.
She was on Twitter.
Unverified.
The pussy phrenologist in the corpse mutilator.
She was the corpse mutilator.
She's the pussy phrenologist.
You got to look her up.
You missed that news cycle.
I don't want to go into it.
Can we take another one?
Yes.
Can we take another one four minutes later?
So we have some photos here so we can look at some looks.
Now, I don't have a list of the cast list.
But I do.
I have it right.
I can rattle off at the top of my memory.
I didn't even recognize all of them.
But I guess that's the magic of all stars.
People look different.
People look different.
They get a lot of surge.
You don't get to print out?
This is really poor, Tracy.
This is poor.
Look at this.
Look at all these cameras.
Tracy, this is really poor.
Okay.
This is poor.
Should we put it right here?
And it's like a very Analog version of
Can
We don't want them to see it
Yeah we do
We do okay
It's not a game
Okay
Alright so
You know
You'll
You post or whatever
I don't know
That's
Okay this is Alexis Michelle
Alexis Michelle
She looks absolutely beautiful
She's
Now this is
This is the question
I could not get out of my mind
the whole time I'm looking at these cast photos.
Who's Michelle?
Who?
Oh.
Who is making these fucking costumes?
Yeah.
Because let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something, Miss Pink.
Uh-huh.
If I got called back to do one of these all-star seasons,
and yes, I have.
Yes, I have been.
Thank you.
I didn't ask.
I stated to myself myself who would I call
who would I call
I don't even know
Bob Vance
Vance Refrigeration
I don't know
I think
who would you call
besides Amy
Amy
I would just have her
do all of it
all of it okay
Amy Sarazon
who built all the costumes
for Trixie and Katya Live
does all my costumes
my Queen of the Universe of Costumes this year, I was like...
I have to sit down next to...
Vanessa and Michelle and Mel B all have way more elaborate teams than I do.
Yeah.
And I still have to scuttle in and my little tube of fabric and serve something.
Yeah.
And thanks to Amy, I sure fucking do every goddamn day.
Yeah.
But look at this incredibly structured gown.
It's absolutely gorgeous.
Yeah.
Although she is not a blonde.
No.
She has an absolutely beautiful face, but I think she kind of always has.
But she's been a brunette, though.
This is why I feel like, call me crazy, call me old-fashioned, but I think at this point
in the game, you need to stick to your color temperature.
Your hair color?
Your hair color, not color temperature.
Your hair color.
Who are you?
Who are you?
You have two women's names.
First name says your name.
That's already confusing.
Right.
So are you a blonde?
Are you a brunette? Are you, like, what's going on? Well, maybe Alexis is her br your name. That's already confusing. Right. So are you a blonde?
Are you brunette?
Are you like,
what's going on?
Alexis is her bro.
Maybe this is Michelle.
That's right.
Maybe it's like flipping a card over.
This is Michelle Williams.
She said,
you've already seen Alexis.
This is Alexis,
Alexis Carrington Colby.
And then this is Michelle Williams.
The body looks absolutely fucking beautiful.
Everything is gorgeous about it. I just don't see her. Yeah. You don't see her. I don't see her. The body looks absolutely fucking beautiful. Everything is gorgeous about it.
I just don't see her.
Yeah.
You don't see her.
I don't see her.
No, she's very lovely.
Absolutely gorgeous.
Very excited for Alexis Michelle. Okay.
Who's next?
Okay.
Darian.
Before we get into this, can I say what I like about this cast?
What do you like about it?
Out of left field.
I don't know how to say that diplomatically.
Out of left field.
They are pulling people who are immensely talented,
but weren't like top four or whatever.
I love this.
It's exciting.
It's wildcard season.
You have no idea who could win.
Whereas like other seasons,
it feels like,
you know,
how do we give someone an award
that maybe should have won last time?
And it doesn't feel like that this time.
It's the retribution or the,
like they do at the Oscars.
Yeah.
Like snubbed for whatever reason.
Darian, don't just skip over Darian.
Incredible.
Beautiful.
Sensational.
Beautiful.
Also, I know exactly who it is from the first glance.
Yeah.
I know exactly who that is.
Jennifer Coolidge.
Jennifer Coolidge.
Great look.
Love this.
The glove connected to the gown, I'm always a big fan of that. Love it. Jennifer Coolidge. Jennifer Coolidge. Great look. Love this. The glove connected to the gown.
I'm always a big fan of that.
Love it.
I love that.
This is such a sexy.
And also not terribly expensive.
Like not terribly out of the range of a drag queen, I feel like.
Do you know what I mean?
Just say cheap.
No, shut up.
Just say cheap.
It's more relatable to me.
It's more relatable to me.
It's accessible.
Because I look at Michelle's, Alexis, whoever.
You know what this is?
This is a Balmain for H&M.
Yes.
And the other one was just Balmain.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like Alexis Michelle's.
I'm like, that's incredible.
I don't know where I would.
I can't even conceive of where the wheels would go to start even that process.
And we know what would happen if you made it.
Oh, not good.
You know what I could do?
I could do the trim on the bustier.
Yeah.
That's about it.
But as far as tooting and booting, these are two very good looks.
Oh, these are two top toots.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're just beautiful.
I mean, Darian looks fucking gorgeous.
Then again, Darian's makeup has looked like that since she was on Drag Race last time.
From the beginning.
Darian, you look fucking great.
The consistency, though, is great, though.
The consistency is great.
Never mind the fact that the elephant in the room is not in the room.
The elephant has –
Oh, she trimmed up.
She lost, like, a whole body weight, bitch.
She shed – she lost, like, 100 pounds or something.
She was huge.
Well, I guess I just don't feel as comfortable critiquing women's bodies as you do.
But, well, I guess that's the kind of show this is.
I'm not saying it's a good thing, but I'm saying it's a significant visual change.
However, I still know exactly who she is.
100%.
Do you know what I mean?
And you know what this is the equivalent of?
I think, do you remember when Tati was on your All-Stars?
Yeah.
What if you said, no, I don't remember that?
Complete screen wipe.
No, I don't remember that at all.
Who is that?
Darian hasn't been on TV in that long.
Yes.
Hasn't been on Drag Race in that long.
So it's really exciting.
Yeah.
Because these new Drag Race people won't even know Darian.
Right.
The new Drag Race people aren't even sure who Rue is.
Or me.
Or you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
All right.
This is Heidi in the closet.
Absolutely gorgeous.
It's so.
Again, I thought to myself, wow, good for you, Heidi.
B, where did you get that outfit?
Who made you that outfit?
Yeah, it's like a faux leather, a faux metallic brown leather.
Yeah, and it's with like a coppery bronze, the lining, which is so fierce.
Yeah.
I'm so into it.
She looks fucking fantastic.
And you know what else I like about it?
It's, I understand that the prompt, I believe, James Mansfield told me.
What was the prompt?
Hollywood glamour?
The prompt was like Hollywood, like.
40s?
What do you call it?
Art deco, Hollywood-y.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hollywood-y.
I like that she did like a men's suit look basically
it's like a dick tracy outfit he sure is it's fucking cool it's really cool she's heidi in
the closet and the lining eats you know how many drag queens wouldn't even think of that no it's
fabulous i love it i love that color she looks sensational she's one of my favorite drag queens
she's the best yeah love her do you feel about that shoe?
I would have done one more fitting or hacked off the toes.
I don't love this shoe.
Just shoot it in like a little strappy shoe.
I don't love this shoe.
Yeah.
It's fabulous.
James Mansfield.
Eat it.
Eat it, bitch.
James Mansfield fucking came through, bitch. And also, instantly recognizable.
Yeah.
Instantly recognizable.
I watched a video on how she made this, and she said that she did one of her James Mansfield like synthetic base wigs.
And then she made a dome and took long, long wefts of human 613 hair and made that so that it wasn't synthetic hair getting caught all day.
It was like, oh, fabulous.
And look at this.
It's like a backpack that frames her
it's she looks fucking great it's fierce looks really really great yeah it's fierce i have no
complaints no complaints the height of the heel for a photo is a little low it's a little low
it's a little low also i would say open toe with the with the exposed panty
pantyhose is a little problematic for a photo. You do.
It's gross.
I like that.
Okay.
Jessica Wilde. Love her.
Jessica Wilde.
Yeah.
She looks fucking beautiful.
She literally looks like RuPaul.
Yeah, she does.
Looks great.
Wow.
Instantly recognizable.
I know exactly who that is.
My brain doesn't have to search through the database at all.
Not at all.
Not at all.
And I'm not the best When it comes to remembering Or identifying
Jessica Wilde is from
Season two bitch
Season fucking two
Wow
Season two
That was 1994
Season two
And All Stars 1
I believe right
No she wasn't on All Stars 1
She hasn't been on All Stars at all
Season two
This is very exciting
This is very exciting
This is a big moment for Jessica
And also a big moment.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Top two to the whole bunch for sure.
There's eating.
There's nibbling.
There's eating.
And then there's gobbling.
Yeah.
She's gobbling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is so fucking cool.
Yeah.
It's the biggest.
Again though.
Like it's again.
I'm like, who is doing, who did it?
Do we know?
Tracy, do the research.
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
Do you think that I sat and made sure I didn't even look at these before?
No, no, no.
I'm saying we will know.
She's looking it up.
OK, because I think we need to know.
I feel like there needs to be style credits in these photos.
The makeup is really good.
She looks great.
Yeah.
Not exactly a classic beauty.
No, not exactly a classic beauty. No.
Not exactly a classic beauty.
No.
Not winning like,
not winning beauty pageant awards.
Her category is not face.
No, no, no.
Or body.
Well.
I'm just kidding.
No,
she looks really fucking amazing.
She looks incredible.
You know,
when this came out,
all these other drag queens
were like.
God damn it.
Yeah.
And that's what I love
about these.
You really, honestly, the peak is however other drag queens were like god damn it yeah and that's what i love about these um you really it
honestly the the the the peak is is however is your energy level yeah do you know what i mean
with drag it's like the only limits you have it's like a nike commercial the only limits are the
ones that you impose on yourself of course he did diego mont Diego Montoya's Drag Race. It's just absolutely incredible.
You know what?
I'm going to say something really crazy.
What?
I bet that costs 30 grand.
There's no way.
You don't think so?
Where do you think she got it?
From Diego Montoya.
No, the 30 grand bitch.
I don't know.
I don't know where anybody's getting all this money.
I'll tell you this.
I love drag.
I love drag.
I love drag.
I think that costs 30 grand.
I love drag. I'm not buying $30,. I think that costs 30 grand. I love drag.
I'm not buying $30,000 dresses.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Not for anything.
Not for drag race.
Not for a funeral.
Nothing.
Maybe I'm going to dial that down.
I bet it costs 15 grand.
I bet it did.
I've never bought anything like that.
I have not either.
Do you realize the high and also the um guilt slash regret slash devastation that i
when i bought that gucci suit for five thousand six thousand dollars canadian wasn't it mcqueen
suit the leather uh no that was gucci in canada jeez i was like the biggest spike in adrenaline
and then i was like what did i do that was spooky it was spooky but. But it only came down to like 5,000 American because it was like 6,500 Canadian.
Whoa.
But that was a lot of money.
That's a lot of money.
And that was back, that was a while ago.
Yeah.
And I've never bought anything like that in a garment.
A garment.
That's the problem too.
You can't really wear it all the time.
Well, I have worn it.
I've worn it a dozen times.
I've got.
The pink suit?
I've juiced the fuck out of that thing.
The pink suit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I've got my money's worth.
It's so uncomfortable, though.
A leather suit?
It's like butter.
If I were in the Arctic or in a...
But that's not what's happening.
I know.
But this is sensational.
It's just unbelievable.
Jimbo, you know that you really like...
This is one of the best promo books I've ever seen.
It's sensational.
It's probably one of the best ever. Top three three yeah top three best ever ever ever ever it's
just props to diego montoya and props to your bank account for letting go of all that props
to money spending yeah because that is so sickening just beyond this is very you by the way
are you kidding i would steal it off her i would kill her for it yeah yeah it's so cunt i wouldn't
pay that for it but i'd kill her it's so cunty it's so cunty. I wouldn't pay for it, but I'd kill her. It's so cunty.
It's just beyond.
It fits like a fucking glove. It's just absolutely beyond.
It's so next level.
It's just flawless.
I know.
It's completely flawless.
I feel like RuPaul wishes she was wearing that.
It's flawless.
Okay, here we go.
Kahana Montrese.
Now, we were very covered up, and now we're doing ho shit.
Oh, whoops.
Oh, my God.
Kahana Montrese giving ho shit.
Doing ho shit.
Ho shit. I want to do ho shit Doing ho shit Oh shit
I wanna do ho shit
I wanna
I wanna ask
I guess it's none of my business
She's not here
I just wanna know about
Like the body
Oh you wanna know about this
Oh you think this is naked
Oh yeah it is naked
It's naked
I wanna know about
I wanna know about
Let's be honest
Pump Tina
I don't think many
Born Cis
Male
People have that shape
I'm sure
It's incredible
It's a little extra help
I'm sure
A little extra
A little after school special
A little extra curricular
It's a little after school special
But then also a little
Photoshop special
Oh yeah yeah yeah
It's a little of everything
But my god
Doesn't it look flawless
It looks absolutely stunning
She's like a Vegas showgirl
This
I think the most erotic part
On a drag queen's body
Which we never see
Is where the tights would end.
So I'm hypnotized by the top of the hips where there's normally capizio.
I know.
I'm hypnotized by that.
This lovely little crease right here, which is something you never really get in a drag.
She looks absolutely flawless.
I mean, come on.
Super stunning. Super stunning.
Candy Moose.
Candy Moose.
Oh, wow. I haven't seen this one. Candy Moose. Oh, wow.
I haven't seen this one.
Really fucking cool.
Oh, I think it's fantastic.
Really fucking cool, man.
Now, she's a short queen.
She is?
Yes.
She's short.
I don't think that's true.
Is it true, Tracy?
No, she's tall.
Okay, she's tall.
So she's a tall queen.
I think she's at least as tall as I am.
She's like 6'1".
She's got to be.
Look it up, Trace.
Look it up.
She's got to be like 6'1".
I don't believe that.
Love the shoe.
Love the dress.
She's 6'1"?
She's 6'1 with these towering high heels and then love the hair.
These guys are crouched.
I love the gloves.
But you know what we got to give it up for?
What?
I don't think we talk enough about how successful
her makeup artistry is.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
She is beautiful.
That makeup is beyond.
We had her on the channel and it was like,
up close her face, I was like, wow.
The blending.
Huh?
Okay, she's not a short girl.
No.
She's not a short girl.
She's a big girl.
This is a big day for Kandi.
Yeah, this is huge for her.
Now for Kandi, this is really- No remarks that I, is huge for her um now for candy um this is really
no remarks that i i mean it's a great from head to toe yeah hair to shoe it's and it's also very
different yeah it's really great it's a fabulous wonderful color for her by the way if you're
looking at these promos make sure you zoom in on the photographers. There's a lot of fuckable people in there. Yeah.
Who the hell is that?
I think this is Lala Ri.
Okay, I'm right.
From Canada, season one.
No. The bag, right?
No, no.
From season 13, season 12.
She's not from Canada.
No, no, no.
She was from the one with the bags.
The bags.
Yes, I did the pit stop, but I thought that was...
Wow.
Yeah. It was season 14, 13, 12. Season 12, season 13. Well, she's the pit stop, but I thought that was... Wow. Yeah.
It was season 14, 13, 12.
Season 12.
Well, she's certainly not in paper bags today.
Look at her.
No, she's gorgeous.
Wow.
Yeah.
Absolutely beautiful.
Very big glow up.
What a face.
Lovely face.
To me, not enough hair.
No, not enough hair.
Also, it looks like she's giving insect.
She's giving like pincer, like insect.
The hair is bugifying her face
Right now
To me
Do you know what I mean?
It's like
It looks like
Like pincers
Like
Like clip
Like little
Yeah yeah yeah
Little
But I love the color
I love it
I love the color
The fabric is so cool
And you know
What you don't think about
And most people don't think about
Is these nude illusion looks.
Doing nude illusion is so much harder.
They have to be an illusion.
You have to wear so much shapewear and smooth out all that shapewear.
It's horrible.
And the color match has to be so perfect.
It's really, really risky.
It is.
It's really risky.
Easier to do it in a photograph than it is to do it live, although these were videos as well.
I think it was done really successfully.
I'm not crazy about this pattern.
The pattern of these.
I would have loved stones.
I would have loved symmetry.
Some kind of symmetry.
The symmetry doesn't bother me because the bottom's not symmetrical.
I know, but.
I would have loved stones.
There's too much bare nude fabric for me.
There's no, a gradient.
Some kind of a gradient with the like stones as well as the application.
Stones sticking out.
Stones sticking out.
Stones and all.
Stones sticking out.
Monica Beverly Hills.
My God.
This is crazy.
Yeah.
Monica Beverly Hills from season.
Season five.
Five? Five. Yeah. Wow. Season five. Five.
Five.
Yeah.
Wow.
Season five.
This is crazy.
The face is beyond.
The face is gorgeous.
I don't love this costume.
Not at all.
No.
I think it's the way,
also the way it's photographed is very strange.
The face is absolutely beyond.
Really not,
really not thrilled about the outfit,
but that's just me.
I think it's also like,
it's also the.
And don't at me.
And don't tag these people.
There's a Wendy Williams thing. Cold therapy. were you were looking up this isn't my computer
oh it's not your computer
you turned around she was gone and you went
like you're in clue okay this isn't my favorite outfit and you know what and by the way i just
want to say don't tag these people.
I don't know why people.
No.
We don't need them to hear what we think of their fucking outfits.
Do not tag them.
Don't tell them.
We need you to hear it.
We can talk shit about people and they don't have to hear about it.
We're not talking shit.
We're lovingly critiquing.
Giving snap judgments.
Wait a minute.
We're not done.
We're not done with Miss Beverly Hills.
I mean, yeah, the legs look great.
The hair looks great.
It's just a little Wendy Williams thing of the hip situation.
Yeah, I need more of a
Okay. I think we recognize
this whore. Oh my God. I forgot she was
on this season. Yeah, Kasha Davis.
Mrs. Kasha Davis.
Instantly recognizable. Yes.
Instantly recognizable. What's going on here?
She's signing her own pictures. Love it.
There's always time for a thumbnail.
She looks great. Very very very kasha look kasha likes this type of hair this like yeah what do you call it hollywood
boulevard hollywood big sculpted brunch wig the brunch yeah and she loves outfitters wig kasha
loves movement in her legs too she likes cat suits and like legs so if you notice this looks like a
gown but she has two free legs. Yeah.
I think it's fierce.
I think she looks great.
She looks fabulous.
I honestly, something, Kashi Davis has a lot of people.
You have this.
Kashi Davis's eyes are light, light green.
And so when she puts on even a smoky eye, Kashi's eyes are just.
I remember when I first met Kashi, I was like, whoa, your eyes.
It's like little emeralds.
She does have really beautiful eyes yeah yeah
she has such a good face in drag and such a good person i just fucking love kasha davis
yeah i love her too congratulations kasha congratulations naysha lopez from chicago right
yeah girl so beautiful this is demi lovato yes's Demi Lovato Have you ever seen that clip Of Demi Lovato saying
It's in that moment I knew
I'm gonna beat this bitch up
I know
That's how I feel
Looking at this picture
She looks on fucking real
Wow
Naysha
Wet hair
Wet hair
It's porn
The foot
The toes
The chest
Doing porn
Wet hair
I think the bustier
The bust on this outfit
Is a little bit low
I agree It's a little bit low. I agree.
It's a little low.
But I really hate wet hair, except this works for me.
I mean, she's really stunning.
Although the only thing that's going on with her face that's a little bit tough is I don't recognize her instantly.
But that might speak to my ignorance rather than her lack of branding or whatever.
Do you know what I mean?
She's such a beauty.
Her makeup is just ridiculous.
She's such a beauty close up.
Close up.
Close up beauty.
You know how you get a lot of dogs?
You get a lot of dogs in drag.
A lot of woof woof.
But from far away,
it's like whistle whistle.
And then you get up close
and it's kennel.
She's like from three inches away,
she's absolutely gorgeous.
Unbelievable.
Yeah.
Congratulations, Neysha.
You look fucking great.
Stunny.
Stunny.
Is that it?
Please don't be it.
Is that it? That'sunny Is that it? Please don't be it Is that it?
That's it Is that it?
So how about some sickening tea, bitch?
Some sickening drag race tea, bitch?
You ready for some sickening tea, bitch?
Well, that was a little bit of an Easter egg
For people who like drag race
Who listen to us
But, you know, I'm excited
I love
I love
It's more exciting to me
To have a bunch of people
That you're like I would have loved to see them more I didn't see them enough me to have a bunch of people that you're like, I would
have loved to see them more.
I didn't see them enough episodes.
There's a lot of people here who didn't do many episodes of Drag Race.
Right.
One or two, in fact.
Yeah.
So I'm really excited.
I hope I get to do Pit Stop.
I'm going to tell you something.
I'll tell you this.
I happen to know some things about this season that not the average person does.
I've learned a few things as well.
Okay.
Did you see Jimbo's entrance look?
Yes.
Bikini lady.
The first thing I thought of was the sweat.
I don't know how.
The buckets of sweat.
But you know what, though?
If you're going to do that, if you're going to.
I was thinking about it, too. That's the first thing my mind went to.
Red alert.
Panic.
I started to have a lizard brain reaction. I started like have a, like a lizard brain reaction.
Like I was like,
Oh my God,
Oh my God,
Oh my God.
The,
the,
the board,
the boardroom,
the boardroom,
what's it called?
The workroom,
the workroom,
the workroom is where you want to do that.
Yeah.
Good point.
That's a really good point.
Hello.
Hello.
Arctic blast.
It's,
I mean,
to walk in,
in a complete nude silicone suit is so insane.
It's so insane.
And so gross and fun and nasty and beautiful.
And it's like everything I want from drag.
I just think about like, the only thing I think about is getting in the van.
Getting in the van in the morning and then being in
holding.
In holding.
No, but they're not in Uber and they're in a van.
Yeah.
With maybe no air conditioning.
God knows where they're staying.
Simi Valley, Burbank.
And they're in the van.
At like 7 a.m.
7 a.m.
And they're in full drag.
In full head to toe rubber.
I know.
And then.
Silicone.
And then you have to wait. Sometimes these whores are waiting for two rubber. I know. And then silicone. And then you have to wait.
Sometimes these whores are waiting for hours,
hours,
hours in holding may or may not be air conditioning in there.
May or may not be air conditioning in there.
May or may not be.
Yeah.
May or may not be.
And then you go into the workroom maybe four hours later and it's cold.
But what,
what horrors have,
have wrought in the,
in the,
in the,
in the minutes between in the in the
minutes between that well i don't know if we want to talk about this but you know you do you know
about the discourse around jimbo's outfit on the internet no what is it people feel that it's
misogynistic and how's that i don't know i don't know i don't feel that way but i'm observing of
a woman i guess i don't know what's making fun of a woman i don't know i was looking well i was
looking for pictures of the outfit i was like oh i put in like jimbo entrance on twitter and it was
like this looks making fun of women through the through making fun of the male gaze uh-huh i don't
know i just work here and i was just like okay okay, but we also wear padded bras. Okay. But we also wear corsets.
Okay.
But like, I think we're, we think we're doing Christina Ricci there.
I think we're doing Christina Ricci.
I don't know.
I mean, people can feel how they feel.
The great news is with drag, you can have an impassioned opinion that is different than
what the drag queen thinks, because especially in drag, drag queens don't care what you think.
No, no, no, no.
So if you really want to passionately hate it,
don't worry.
Go for it.
Not one second of sleep is lost by a drag queen.
Right, by a drag queen.
Of course not.
Yeah.
Oh, we give feminine illusion, apparently,
in Jimbo's mockery.
That's really crazy.
But I wear fake titties all the time.
No, but they like it.
But what's the difference?
The first we're creating a feminine illusion, the last one is a mockery? Okay. Okay. What's the difference? Okay, but they like it. But what's the difference? The first three are creating a feminine illusion.
The last one is a mockery.
Okay.
Okay.
What's the difference?
Okay.
That is six of one,
a half dozen of the other.
I'm sorry to say.
Sometimes,
and I hate this phrase,
but sometimes we do need to,
in fact,
take grass and touch it.
We have to touch it.
We have to touch grass. We have to touch grass.
We have to,
and we have to remember
that as an audience member
watching a television show,
we are an invited guest
to an art form that existed
long before this television show.
Sure, sure, sure.
So let people do their drag.
I would even say that art
is a little bit of a,
is a, is a,
is we're using liberties.
100%.
We're taking liberties
and latitudes. That's the same liberty as our feminine illusion. a is we're using liberties 100 liberties and that's the same liberty as
our feminine illusion yes we're taking liberties and latitudes it's really crazy it's really crazy
there's art form mary art is this at the whitney biennial but there's a lot of things that are
considered art yeah of course of course of. Golf is considered a sport. Thank you. Thank you.
Arnold Palmer.
Is it poker a sport technically?
Poker the World Series.
The World Series.
I just hope.
I hope for peace and blessings with Jimbo and the Twitter community.
I hope that so much grass is felt.
They took the blue checks, but they can't take our grass.
They can't take our grass, baby.
Let's take a break.
Let's take a break.
Fuck.
Don't take my grass.
Isn't that crazy?
Isn't that crazy?
That is,
I thought that was a joke.
No, it's not a joke.
It's all over Twitter.
I thought that was a joke.
It's all over Twitter.
It's young,
it's young girls.
They took our blue checks
and now we're defenseless
against feminist critiques, post-feminist critiques yes oh i can't defend myself
can i have my phone i have a i have a list of things i wanted to tell you about
oh tell me when i come in here with no plan i feel like i get made fun of let's let's
final thoughts on drag race all stars i. You know, nobody cares what we think.
Who cares?
But I'm excited.
You know, I'm going to be honest.
I don't even have, David Silver has cable.
I don't even know how to use it in our house.
I don't know.
I think I shall be tuning in.
Unless I have Pit Stop or something.
I don't often see it.
Yeah.
But for this particular All Stars, I will be tuning in.
I shall be tuning in as well.
I am interested to see, this is a very motley crew of ladies.
You know what I'm excited about?
It's a little on the older side.
Yeah.
It's crossing over.
It's not.
It's not.
It's a little bit long in the tooth.
Yeah.
Good point.
Thank you.
They all are.
Is there a single like 20 year old?
I don't think so.
Maybe even Miss Nation, Miss Continental
Is pushing the 30
Who's the youngest? Candy maybe?
Candy Moose
28 and that's the youngest
I love this
Season of the oldies
Because last season they had
Spay and neuter
What is it?
Spay and neuter your pets?
No, spepper and pet.
What is it?
Peppa Pig.
Sugar and spice.
Sugar and spice.
Spay and neuter.
They had Peppa and Pig.
Pepper the Pig.
Pepper the Pig.
But they were really young, I think.
Yes, they were like 20.
Yeah.
21.
Right?
21.
They were TikTokers.
They were TikTokers.
God love them.
Have you had them on the channel yet?
No, but I aspire to.
I want to have more collabs this year because-
Are you listening, Pepper the Pig?
That's not their names.
Spice and Ice.
Ice Spice.
Sugar and Spice.
Sugar and Spice.
Which is, by the way, Sugar and Spice, just fucking incredible branding.
No, I know.
Twins called Sugar and Spice.
I know.
And one of them dresses all fun and one of them's kind of goth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If I was their manager, I would have them
in a double mint commercial tomorrow.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
And they're gay twins.
And I haven't seen them
with enough endorsements.
I'm just saying.
I would be their manager
and I would whore them out more.
I think they're being whored out
as we speak.
Sugar and Spice,
are you being whored out appropriately?
Let us know in the comments.
We can whore you out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She will whore you out.
I will observe.
I will drag and be their manager.
Yes.
I'll be the one, the lazy one. Yeah yeah there's also a sugar and spice in the manager relationship
that's sugar and spice and we're spay and neuter fuck fuck no re neuter and i'm um yeah a sally
who is out of spay and neuter which one is the go-getter spay spay and neuter is the go-getter? Spay? Spay. And neuter is the one that takes away. Yeah.
Can I say,
is neuter's dog's balls cut off?
Neuter is taking
the balls away.
And spay is...
It's like a cat
hysterectomy, basically.
Yeah, it's probably,
yeah.
Girls get spays,
boy cats get neuters.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we don't know
those cats' genders.
Yeah, thank you.
We really don't know
their genders.
We touched grass.
Where's the grass? I'm gonna touch it. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. We really don't know their genders. We really don't know if you touched grass. Where's the grass?
I'm going to touch it.
Oh, I touched grass yesterday on 420.
Ooh, say it again, girl.
Ooh, say it again, girl.
Say it again.
Ooh.
I think we should go.
Okay.
We've had a nice run.
We've had a nice run.
We're going to go touch some grass.
I want to say good luck to everybody on All Stars.
Good luck.
Do you have a horse in the race?
Well, yes. If you had to good luck to everybody on All Stars. Good luck. Do you have a horse in the race? Well, yes.
If you had to pick now just based on what you saw?
I'm going to go with Jimbo.
Love that.
Yeah.
I'm going to go with Jimbo.
I got to go with James Mansfield, of course.
Of course.
My daughter.
My son.
And Mrs. Kasha Davis.
There's a lot of horses on the run today.
I know.
And Kasha's our little season seven buddy.
So she's an honorable mention.
Yeah.
She's an honorable mention. Tem. She's an honorable mention.
Tempest glaringly absent in this lineup.
Tempest glaringly absent in this lineup.
I'm just going to say that.
Tempest is taking care of toucans and shit.
Yeah,
that's true.
She's,
yeah,
she's Mr. Magoo.
Not Mr. Magoo.
Mr. McGee.
Who's the one with the,
Mr. Dr. Doolittle.
Dr. Doolittle.
Bobby McGee.
Dr. Doolittle.
She's Dr. Doolittle.
Belinda Carlisle.
Belinda.
Yeah. Bye. Dr. Dolittle. She's Dr. Dolittle. Belinda Carlisle. Belinda. Yeah.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.