The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - A Pantsuit of Fur with Teddy Bear

Episode Date: December 8, 2020

Teddy Bear, "the hairiest dude in porn," drops by to chat about DIY adult content, embracing the fur, and how working in retail is kinda like escorting. He also reveals how Trixie almost got him evicted. To follow Teddy Bear: @MrTeddyBearGrr To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's the Church of North Dakota. Okay. Hi, guys. Hi. Hi, guys. We are continuing a rich tradition we're starting because you are our second extremely celebrated adult actor. Yes. Who's the first? We had Wesley about a month ago. Wesley Woods. And you didn't think of him? because you are our second extremely celebrated adult actor. Yes. Model. Who's the first? We had Wesley about a month ago. Wesley Woods. And you didn't think of contacting me? Well, we tried, but your publicist, she's on vacation. Yeah, and we said, Wesley, and he said, we have beef.

She's hibernating. Once in a while, I actually hit the right button. You do. Yeah, that was good. That was good. we're bringing on an actor a model an Instagram influencer a purveyor of incredible

merchandise look at the material oh that's cute I like it's got ventilation yes I love it you can't tell but Katya's in awe right now I'm squirting I have your McDaddy hat too, which I love. I have to actually give you another one

because I changed it to another manufacturer. It's actually even better. The quality. The quality is unmatched. We have Teddy Bear. Two for two. Thank you, Teddy Bear. That's actually Mr. Teddy Bear Grr.

Oh, excuse me. That's the full name. Mr. Teddy Bear Grr. Oh, excuse me. That's the full name. Mr. Teddy Bear Grr. You know, of all of our guests, I probably know the least about you. Really? That's a compliment. We've cheated a few of our first ones. We've had-

You know the least about me. You've seen me naked. Yes, but I don't know your real name. We don't know the real you. What is it, Michael? It's Michael. I'm a stalker. I was like, you don't know, but I know your address.

Your mother's made your name. Is it bad that I've booked people on this show because I see them on Grindr and I go, great, they're close. They're in the neighborhood. It's not a big commitment. That's no, I completely. That's how I film OnlyFans. Oh, yeah.

I'm like, you're nearby. You know what? Let's make content. Oh, my God. Today's the day for technical difficulties because you are of the porn generation where you self-film, self-direct, self-everything. Yes, DIY. That's incredible because we were talking to, when we had Wesley on, who we love.

Hello, Wesley. We were talking about certain people are famous because of studios and certain people have the privilege of you are the judge, jury, and executioner of your own content. Yes. Do you love it? I love it because so i actually started out in studio work okay and i hated it really why like because so when you film studio work and i know it's different for some people but it's usually like 68 hours of filming that's 68 hours of fucking and that's about seven hours and 40 minutes more than actually one.

So I have six to eight hours of fucking. How are they? There've got to be breaks and stuff. Little breaks. I mean, there's little breaks, but you're not allowed. She's really asking is,

could I get a smoke? Yeah. Yeah. Can I get like, if I'm fucking for six to eight hours, how many cigarettes do you think I can smoke? If they're doing a tight shot on the dick, can she? Yeah.

Well, yeah. Your hands out of camera. So you're fine. Yeah. And do you ever, okay. Well they're doing a tight shot on the dick can she yeah you know well yeah your hands out of camera so you're fine yeah and do you ever okay well okay no really seriously are there breaks in the six to eight hours like there's breaks but like you need to stay in the zone because you obviously you're either getting fucked or fucking yeah and you just want to still make a good scene plus you also especially if you're bottoming you can't eat in between takes of course yeah so the thing about you start getting tired because they also, because it's studio work and studio for some reason is all about like the

acrobatic positions. Yeah. So they want you like your one leg behind your back arm out here, back flipping, crunching your abs and looking perfect. Yeah. And then your face is like maintaining that like erotic thrall of the, blah,

blah, blah. And then right as you're finally managed to get that position you have a director your face shouting you come what that is i'm what is more sexually inviting than that and she she larue's fate in your face leaning her gnarled corpse over the camera and going weenie would turn into a clit it would just go in oh my god and like i just remember when i did studio work i would have to mentally just get into like to make myself do that that it was just so inauthentic because the whole time you're just terrified you're like am i gonna come right

somebody shouts at me come oh my god that's the equivalent of like um that's the equivalent of like i don't know an actress doing a tear on camera yeah i think it's a little bit harder i think it's harder yeah that was kind of a sad thing but you know you're asking me to expel my baby children on cue not your baby children not your baby not the baby my baby bears no the baby children well let's take it back because before you were an extremely you're a very followed instagram video creator and you have the two instagrams you have a little more the family friendly one and then the one that's a little more like all right if you want to see me naked this is where and when well yeah because so i have my art one which is my real name michael

volcar and then i have mr teddy bear grr and it's funny because they have two different groups that follow because like so on my t TikTok, it's just my artwork. Okay. And my artwork on my TikTok is all about, I do like Pixar drawings of people's pets that have passed away. Oh. It's very adorable. That's cute. It's very like angelic because it's literally dogs with like angel wings.

And all my followers on there are like Midwestern middle-aged women. Like paint your own pottery studio mom. Who are twine moms. So innocent. And like my comments back are always like, so very like, oh, like I've never say a swear word. Little do they know that they're buying art from a gay porn star.

That your fucking hairy hole is spread open. Multi-talented hands. And that's how I draw, actually, with my hole. Oh, I love that. So can I ask, taking it back, before you were this accomplished, what was the gateway? Like, did you have a porn drag mom? How did you start? No, so, I mean, I started out by being a go-go dancer.

And the typical, you know, polka evolution of a go-go dancer is you evolve into a porn star. Yeah, you do the go-go dancing. Sexy into a porn star yeah yeah you do you do that you do the go-go dancing sexy photo shoot sexy private dancing and then sometimes escorting before porn i actually never did escorting well the days and they're still and the reason why is and it's not judgment from doing it it's because the reason why i got into porn is because i never wanted to go back to retail and customer service and escorting felt like retail to me. Interesting. Say more about that. It just, customer service. It's just, it was another thing where you'd have to be completely in on the

moment. Like you have to be fake and be like, I'm really into this even though I'm not. Yeah. And I just, I was like, I can't go back to that. Like if I'm going to do this life though I'm not yeah and I just I was like I can't go back to that like if I'm gonna do this life I just wanted to be the most authentic me I can be so that I actually enjoy it yeah did you feel that way I know I felt like um I I think it's like definitely customer service but I liked it you know I also liked I just thought it was like a one-on-one kind of I think of it more like a massage kind of thing yeah like um like a relief provider almost like a one-on-one kind of, I think of it more like a massage kind of thing. Yeah. Like a relief provider, almost like a nurse. It's one of those people who specialize in like transitioning people to death.

Palliative care. Yeah. I'm like the guy who ferries you to the afterlife. Yes. A wet nurse of death. Wet nurse of death. Wet nurse of death. Wet nurse of death. Wet nurse of death. Wet nurse of death.

That's great, yeah. But I get what you mean about the similarities. Customer service is like rotten, and I worked in retail too. It's just rotten. Well, so I always tell people that I have gotten fucked less by doing porn than I did doing retail. Hello. Hello. Really?

Hello. And not physically fucked. I mean like metaphorically. Oh, yeah, I got you. You're like gang banged at Macy's on the clearance rack. I'm like, were you a squirt girl? Were you a squirt girl at the Nordy's? Mim Camuto.

Oh, my God. It's being Friday. Get a free tote bag. I was like, that's what you mean by squirt girl? Yeah, I used to work at a mall, which, but they just had a shooting yesterday. Again. That was the wrong sound effect shit i meant another shooting but i worked at one of those malls that unfortunately there was a flash mob

or gang activity or a shooting and like once a year we'd have to evacuate i love that a flash mob and shooting no but it wasn't like a dance flash mob. It was like, show up tomorrow. We're going to break shit at the mall. It was like a flash mob stir. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know, when you work in retail, you do have to know your exits sometimes.

Absolutely. Shit. Retail employees save lives. I was watching the news. That shooting happened. And they were like, yeah, we were in the Eddie Bauer. And the general manager heard the gunshots and grabbed all of us in the store

and ran us out of the building. I'm like, you better work, Viva. Anyway, it's a lot like pornography. know it's corporate literally was telling them okay now go back to work oh yeah corporate's like what are you gonna get me those statements but did you fold those t-shirts in a perfect square so you were go-go dancing and then was someone like have you ever thought about so i had been approached a few times by studios and i've been approached and no so i'm i made a decision if by studios and i love that i've been approached and no so i'm i made a decision if i was going to do it i was only going to do it with studios

that a are respected and b are going to make me look good sure yeah so if i did that um but when i did it i'm and they were like okay so what's your name going to be i decided like if i'm going to do porn i want to make sure i take it fun by not taking it too seriously yeah and so that's why i decided to call myself teddy bear there's also two reasons the second reason why was because i knew if i created teddy bear as my name it'd be a lot harder for people to pirate my videos because i was gonna say i was googling teddy bear and oh yeah yeah the wikipedia for teddy bear comes up and it's like a plush novelty animal. Yeah.

Well, whenever you sent that to me, I was like, bitch, you can't afford the nine 99 to go look right now. Well, I just bought three houses last weekend. I know.

Drag her. Please drag her. Drag her. I can't afford your subscription. Drag her. Drag her. One of the problems was that's where I spent all my money but i was on i was on corn hub you know corn hub yeah and it was i was doing a little research and i searched teddy bear

and there's an alarming number i'm not listen i'm not yucking anyone's yum live your life there's an alarming number of it's either plus or men sticking their dicks in actual teddy bears. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know about it. And I was like, do you know about this? He was like,

of course I know about it. I get it sent a lot by people being like, I'm thinking of you just fucking their teddy bear. Honestly, have you thought about doing that to a teddy bear? Because maybe for those people, that's like the ultimate crossover. That's that superhero movie with all the people in it?

Avengers. Avengers. That's Avengers Endgame. That's a superhero movie. Avengers come game. Yeah. That will probably be my grand finale when I'm just hanging up the towel for Teddy Bear. Just one last like, you know, inception fucking myself.

Yeah. And just go. And what's the song that plays while it happens? I don't know. You can sing it. You can sing live. Mariah Carey, Heroes. Yeah, Heroes.

The Titanic song? Or Whip It by Deepak. Whip It. Something in that vibe. How long have you been doing, so what studios did you work for? So I worked for Raging Stallion, Man.com, Bromo, The Guy's Site,

which is my only video I ever did where I was quote unquote straight. Oh. Oh. So you were straight, but then you you were like this is my first time with a guy oh no it was even better so uh i got it because it was a super easy gig like that one is the only one i actually in studio porn i liked because it was probably a half hour of work sure and like i got full pay for it oh and all i had to do was try a dildo for the first time. Oh, wow. Oh, so it was a character study. It was like, I've never done it.

Well, I love whenever I did it. Because, of course, the director, like, I actually lied to him. I was like, oh, yeah, like, I'm bi, but I'm kind of curious. Because I wanted him to believe that I was. I wanted him to believe me. Pulling the wool over their eyes. You were doing, what is it? Like, immersive theater?

Yeah. Method acting. Method acting, yeah. You were Jared Leto putting a dead rat in the trash can. Yeah, you had to shadow straight people for like six months before. Interesting. So I'm always like,

I'm always wondering to myself, like, why do they bother with the whole, the straight, straight thing? Just letting you know, by the way, I'm not wondering myself, why do they bother with the whole straight, straight thing? Just letting you know, by the way, I'm not a good actor. What is your impression of a straight actor? What were you wearing? You're straight.

The voice and everything like that, that's easy. I know how to walk like a gorilla and all that stuff. But it was when the dildo came that he had to stop. He goes, you put that in there a little bit too quick oh yeah yeah just like sucked up didn't even hit the sides yeah so you were acting but your hole was like mama this is another stay at the office just sucked it on up obviously when you're playing a straight character in porn i'm assuming you have to do that earlier in your career before everyone knows you're a famous gay porn actor honestly i don't even know what the straights

are doing i'm not worried about that anymore. Thank God. I know, like, how did you really, what did you do to prepare for your straight role? Did you watch, like, a lot of, I don't know. Hit yourself over the head with something. Did you listen to Chumbawamba? Yeah.

I feel like I did the most straight thing and I just decided not to try. Yeah. Yeah. Grammar. Prime Big Deal Days is coming October 8th and 9th with exclusive savings just for Prime members. Involuntary deal squeals can happen, like the deal on new running shoes squeal, the deal on a new blender squeal.

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And what has been the most rewarding? I don't know. I don't know if I really would say it's challenging. It's just like I told you, I really didn't like, I didn't love studio work. I did enjoy the acting part, even though I wasn't good at it. It was fun. Yeah.

But I would say the most rewarding for me was when I finally made the decision to myself that I was like, okay, I am creative enough. I'm talented enough. Why don't I just run myself like on my own studio? Like I'm take the night back. Yeah. Like I was done with

having people decide who my scene partners were i was oh no shit because would you show up to set and not even know who they were yet or would you have it yeah sometimes it would change that's insane to me and like and that would bother me because i'm like you know part of it was like i'd like to know and all this and they would just oh here's your new scene partner get ready he's gonna be fucking you or you're fucking him and i that's not i know that's industry standard i'm sure but it feels a little bit like my body my choice thank you actually i like that and that's why when i started doing my only fans i i took back power i was like oh i can do this how i want i can do this how like because there was a point in studio work that i started actually to hate sex and hate being a

porn star because and i didn't realize it because just like you said i didn't like it because i realized i was being told to have sex with people and how to do it i wasn't saying i want to do this i want to do this position i want to be with this person oh versus when you're making it yourself it's all your permission like we're doing this because I want to do it and we both get a little money when also to so in studio work they would I was only allowed to bottom like rarely would they let me talk because I

only have a seven inch stick only seven but in studio world they're like you're many you have this little baby dick you got nothing excuse me let me just say something I've watched a lot of gay pornographic films in my life gay pornography is not known for giant clubs do you know what i mean like like straight porn i feel like straight porn is predominantly huge i think straight porn is big dicks ugly guys sure i'm just talking about dicks yes i'm just talking about dicks

and gay porn is a wider range package yes what a wonderful package. Yes. What's your vibe? It's other things too, like your voice. Yeah. There's a lot more that sells it. But seven inches above average. And so that's ridiculous because I see some beautiful guys. That's not a disappointing bottom experience. No, it's not. No, it's not.

Trust me. Nobody is complaining. Especially six to eight hours. Hello. Mama. Hello. Hello. Hello.

For six to eight hours, I'm looking for a dry roasted peanut. Like, I want a Nuberman. I want an IUD. A wet pinky. Hello. Hello. For six to eight hours, I'm looking for a dry roasted peanut. Like, I want a Nuber ring. I want an IUD. A wet pinky. Yeah. 100%. Can I pivot to your relationship with your body? Because being teddy bear, you obviously also picked that name because you are furry from head to toe.

Yes. Here's suit. Here's suit. And the same with, I think we all at some point realize, okay, this is everyone else's dick and this is my dick. And where do I stand with your body hair? At what point were you like, I'm assuming having body hair, did you have it young? So I've been hairy since I was about like 12, 13.

Wowee. Yeah. So like, I mean, but when I first started getting hair, I did not understand it. So the first thing I did with my beard when I had it as a kid was i grew um kid beard yeah i owned up because i had mutton chops yeah because i thought that was cool because i wanted to look i wanted to look like wolverine oh yeah that's cool that's cool so i embraced that and then so i would say i probably have gone through about like three puberties as I say. Why have we were just talking about this?

I think I'm going through my second puberty. You are. I am. What is this? What is it? Well, you're, you're getting hairier.

You are. I'm smellier. Interesting. I think my voice is getting deeper because men get a second puberty around 30. Interesting. I must've slept through mine. Other things too, like my sleep schedule's different.

It's a lot of things. Hormone changes. I'm a little more piss-off-able than maybe I used to be. But it's mostly physical stuff. The metabolism dropping. But I think I gain muscle faster than I used to. That's good. Anyway. So three puberties.

So basically I progressively like every like two years I would get giant spurts of hair growing in my body more and more and just more. But of course you know when you're a teenager and even like in my early 20s and especially the time I was just taught like I was like

you're a monster. It's so gross. I actually would. So as a 20 year old I would always look at the mirror look at myself and say you're a monster. Fuck. so gross. But I actually would. So I, as a, like a 20 year old, I would always look at the mirror, look at myself and say, you're a monster. Fuck. Do myself. I'd be like,

you are disgusting. I was so mad at myself for having it. That's why I'm asking. Cause it listeners, if you haven't seen Teddy, but you're probably one of the hairiest, as far as like adult actors, the hairiest people.

That's pretty much what I'm known as the hairiest guy on only fans. One of the hairiest guys in porn. Yeah. Yeah did you like i mean i'm assuming it went from you had to go through some kind of journey to now be like this is it sis and what it was and like it's the one thing i tell to my followers and subscribers all the time the sexiest thing you can ever be is confident and like that's why I told them I was like you know the reason why so many guys are attracted to my body hair they'll even be like I'm not normally attracted to a guy that's hairy. I'm like

you may not still not even be attracted to it but you're attracted to the fact that you can tell because I'm not hiding it that that guy is confident as fuck. That's hot. And that hair is attached to my skin which is me. And you can't take this off is me. So the hair is by a pocket. And you can't take this off at night.

Yeah. Yeah. Did the studios mind? So the studios, even though they're like, oh, yeah, we like that you're hairy, would also be like, but can you trim it? Can you just trim your, especially my back, they're like, can you just trim it a little bit? Just shape it.

Just do this. Shape it. You're like, I can't reach it. Can you trim it? Yeah. Why I used to do that. And then that's, again, I can't reach it. Can you trim it? Yeah. Why I used to do that. And that's, again, back in the beginning, like I would say it wasn't until two years ago that I finally reached the point.

And this is the blessing I'd say of like around getting close to turning 30 was that I reached a point where I was like, I'm just tired of caring. Yeah. It's exhausting. Yeah. I'm so tired. Imagine how tired we are. Yeah.

Did you. So I'm imagining you probably experimented with different like hair removal kind of thing. Oh yeah. So what have you done? Tell us the secret. I have done, I have done waxing. I've done sugaring. I've done lasering. Wow.

And lasering was the most painful thing of my whole entire life. What did you laser? My whole entire back. And it grew back? Yeah. This is laser hair removal. So this is after the laser hair removal. This is the porn after i

think like i mean you are obviously you obviously have a robust sponsored by laser way look how great they do do the did the manscapes and the dollar shave clubs of the world reach out and you're like i don't have any use for that thank you so much i mean the instagram algorithm because it assumes like hair hair hair always is showing me like these ads of women who's saying, I like a man who's smooth down there. And I'm just literally like, Do they pirate your pictures? Oh no, not that. No.

It's like example of like what not to be. Oh yeah. I thought they would steal your picture and be like, it would be like a dollar shape club ad being like, Oh my God. No, but I have had that happen in clubs in other countries before where people have taken pictures. They're like, you're promoted. The club is like, come see Teddy Bear.

I'm like, I've never been to that country. I love that. That's happened to me, too. Come for me and greet. I'm like, I'd like to come. There's a bar in Greece that open that they use the Chad sell picture of my face as their marquee. And people are like, is this your bar? I'm like, that's a straight bar in greece so yes no have you um so have you ever tried to wax yourself

so i did do that actually i this is when i was in i was in college and i was like i'm gonna go home to my boyfriend and surprise him with like a new like a little gift and so i decided i wanted to wax my own hole i've i've done that too please tell me please tell me mind you this was tell us every time mind you this was also like in a dorm so it was a shared bathroom that i now covered in blood just literally and like you're just you're nodding yeah it's funny enough i also did mine in a dorm In a dorm bathroom Yeah It's Blood Bleeding Blood everywhere Bleeding This is all a product

Of people being afraid To talk about their body hair And then horrible Bloody accidents happen Because there's no resources Actually the other worst thing ever Is so The other one I forgot to tell you

Is I also nared And I once Me too When I was a teenager I once nared a nipple off Oh stop it Do you know you can do that? You took off the nipple

No you can't take your nipple off Yeah you can Nare the whole entire skin Of your nipple off Yeah Did it stop it. You know you can do that? You took off the nipple? No, you can't take your nipple off. Yeah, you can nair the whole entire skin of your nipple off. Did it grow back? Nair is wild. Well, obviously you've seen me. I have nipples. It's not once, it's not painted on each time. It's just like the epidermis or whatever. I haven't seen the unretouched nipples.

Yeah, nair was wild. I remember that I had that for a while, nair. It's a depilatory cream, right? Yeah, yeah. No, it's a wax kind of. It's like a green... It's, Nair. It's a depilatory cream, right? Yeah. No, it's a wax kind of. It's like a green. No, no, no. It's not a wax.

It's that. A wax is snatching. A depilatory is you leave it on. No. It goes into the follicle and the hair just comes out. No, that's not Nair. No, Nair is. Oh, no, Nair is. I was thinking Nads.

Do you know what Nads is? Do you know what Nads is? Yeah. That's what I use for my balls. For my nipples, it was Nairs. Yeah, Nair is the disgusting, like, balls. For my nipples was Nair's. Nair is the disgusting... You tore the ball hair out? You waxed your balls?

I'm not going to do just the hole. I know, but how do you even... I just shaved my balls this morning. If I get a body hair, I'm praying for it. But that's literally how much the shame went deep. You're literally willing to torture your body because you're told if you have hair down there, you're ugly. And yet though, and yet like it's just, it seems, I mean, it seems like it's arbitrary in a way because there's plenty of people who are like, I can't wait to, you know, they want to get hair.

They want to be older. They want to be mature. Or then there's guys who love and prefer you know hairy it's that's definitely true but i will still say that like the general consensus especially for back hair is that that's that's not allowed right because it's very much in the gay world we're for some reason told like okay now we've accepted hairy chest we've accepted beards you can have some hair on your pubes all this but your back needs to be a smooth sil silky walrus, just like slick. Yeah.

They want Austin Powers. And which, by the way, when I used to do that, where I used to only shave my back, it looked like I was wearing a pantsuit of fur. All right. I was just going to bring this up because I have noticed a bunch of times with, especially straight guys, actually only straight guys, they're very, very hairy. They will do the thing where they get the haircut and the barber will go down to their neck and then they have a hair shirt.

It's hair t-shirt. Yes. And it's a straight across line. And I'm like, huh. Interesting. Well, you got to at least blend it down. You got to clip her over, comb it. Something. Just aesthetically, it has nothing to do with like this is gross or not gross. It's just like it's just a strange thing, right?

It's almost like it's this thing. It's where the barber is just like i don't go down there oh yeah yeah yeah because then it's like you know the clothes come off and then it's a whole nother like he starts he starts fading it down deeper and deeper and then all seems just right down there when we talk when you get your haircut do they go where do you want me to stop no yeah so my um the guy who does my hair he knows that literally my whole entire financial dependence is on my body hair. So he knows that like. You're not going to shave off the bread and butter. Exactly.

He goes down and then he just beautifully blends it just instantly right into the neck. So there's no, there's no fade. There's no cross. It just is like. You should do like, you should do like as an, do you remember when Alexis Stone got all that fake plastic surgery just to see what the internet would think? Yeah. You should Photoshop yourself onto a hairless body and be like like this is the new me and see if people turn on you So here's what happened, so I will say this there was about like a year ago. I

was with a very Basically a guy that was not good for me who in essence basically told me I had to shave everything no Yes, so there was a point like last year where I lost myself And I did shave everything. No. Yes. So there was a point like last year where I lost myself and I did shave everything, which I regretted doing that. How many disposable razors? Yeah.

Can you walk me through that process? Cause as a person who is like a lifelong, you know, I've had that relationship. How did, what did you do? What did you use? How did you do it?

How long did it take? He did it. Oh, he was the one that he said, he sheared you like a sheep. He was the one that said, he was like, I want to do this.

And I, this is Fontaine, Fontaine getting her hair cut in Les Mis. Oh my God, yes it is. I just started singing. Did you do that solo? Did you sing I Dream to Dream while they cut your back hair? Honestly, that just makes me think of them. It's not the same, but poaching an animal or something.

Maybe they're a top model. Did you donate it at least? Locks for bears. Locks for bears. How long did it take? But I will say the thing about it was it was a wake up call where I went home and I realized I was like I'm now not the person who I want to be. It was my wake up call

to cut him out of my life. And the benefit though is because since I'm so hairy literally within an hour I want to be. It was my wake-up call to cut him out of my life. Yeah, fuck that. And the benefit, though, is because since I'm so hairy, literally within an hour, I was fully back. You said, and... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kristen Tenson,

and we were the vampire. We were the vampire. She walked in the bathroom and it had grown back. Literally. Well, also, this is the bald and the beautiful, and we talk about, I mean,

in beauty, individuality trumps so many things. And if you have this, like, one-in-a-million body hair type, justity trumps so many things. And if you have this like one in a million body hair type, just fucking run with it, dude. Yeah, and I feel like now, especially with how the aesthetics in the porn sphere or so can be kind of like specialized and like you can, there's something for everybody

and you can kind of tap into your niche as opposed to like, I don't know. 15 years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hairless, hairless, hairless, tan. Yeah, like that kind of tap into your niche as opposed to like i don't know 15 years ago yeah yeah hairless hairless hairless tan yeah like the that kind of um yeah that uh super like smooth and oiled muscle dude and so that's the one thing that i'm actually very proud of myself for because i will get messages on instagram my only fans twitter from guys they'll be like i want to thank you because you've inspired me to not only not

feel ashamed to not feel ugly but I now feel attractive I feel confident like I had one guy who he actually he bought a tank top from my website and he told me because of you this is the first time in my life I ever felt comfortable showing

off my shoulders and not being scared so wild that meant so much to me to be like and like presentation matters and again like I know like I'm just a porn star I'm just hairy and all this but like if I had had me when I was a kid it would have helped

to not think that I'm a monster I'm this I would have been like oh there is an option that if I want to be how I am it it's okay. If Burt Reynolds had done gay porn, your life would have been so much easier. If only Burt Reynolds had done gay porn. Or Tom Selleck.

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So, okay. You're so shook. No, I just like, because I've gone through so many different, like, you know, little mini wars with my body here. And especially not like, and actually I'm grateful for drag because it kind of just settles it. It's like, okay, you got to like get rid of it. You got to kind of have nothing. You got to get rid of it. And you know, it depends on what you're wearing,

but you know, but also if you have to shave your chest, armpits and arms, then the rest kind of has to go. Cause you can't, it doesn't look great to have super great legs or a belly. Or like the drag thing where like you shave down to like, you know,

below your rib cage. And then it's like a hair everywhere. It's just so strange. Yeah. You have to kind of think of it as a whole thing. Yeah. It's funny though is that that's, have you also seen that trend though in guys who only shave their abs and have a crop top of fur? Really? That's a huge trend for guys

to do. Does it look fun or crazy or? It's a crop top of fur. The strange thing with straight guys, because I remember every time I would hook up with a straight guy I'd notice like a different kind of like situation. A situation. Like, okay, so balls shaved, pubes shaved bald. Bald!

But then, but then you'd have dudes like, so there'd be a line. It's almost like there was like a UFO landed on their crotch, took all the hair with them and they went up and that's it. And then also it was so strange. It's like shaving the balls and shaving the taint and then boom fucking hairy ass can we have an intimate conversation with any the two straight men who listen to this yeah yeah why do they shave the dick to a baby well i also want to know too and this is like i've also i've been with gay guys that have done this why do you also shave it back so far around so that it basically looks like a donut ring

of smooth skin? And then there's also hair around that part. That's also prickly. And you're just wondering like- Crop circles. And guys do it because they're like, well, it makes my dick look bigger. Making it look bigger doesn't make it bigger.

You look like a Tommy Pickles rug rack. Yes. Baby dick. Baby dick. Baby dick. Watch straight people do the, straight guys do the weirdest I get the balls

Shit I get the balls Like I can understand that It's easy to do I find it's like You can hack away at the balls Do the women like it? Do the women say

You need to shave all that off? Most women I mean Most women I've heard Is like don't do that I don't want to fuck a baby Thank you I've gotten that too

So I've gotten a lot of compliments From straight women before Who they're like Thank you for like Not shaving your hair off Do you have a lot of I'm assuming you have a lot of female viewers i actually do and i also but oddly my female viewers tend to usually be like 60 plus i'm not surprised really yes because i think women need to be that comfortable with themselves to explore and i think women in that age group probably spend a lot of their 20s like women can't be sexual you

can't do anything right that's and now that they can they go straight to a hairy gay porn yeah yeah do you have a lot of lesbians um i don't know i don't think so actually because when i watched that film the kids are all right i learned that a lot of lesbians watch gay porn really yeah oh no i actually know i know they do but so lesbians i found out they watch gay porn with plots and there's two requirements for it. It has to have a plot and it has to have a condom. Interesting. So there's actually a studio called Icon Male who knows that.

Their main viewer is either lesbians or straight women. And both of them prefer there has to be a plot. I love Icon Male. Women? It has to have a condom because they want to feel safe. Oh, interesting. I love that women have standards on standards on standards. a condom because they want to feel safe. Oh, interesting. I love that women have standards on standards on standards. And the gay guys are like, where's the plot?

Where's the rub? I'm just going to Twitter. No, gay man's standard is if there's a condom, how fucking dare you? Yeah, don't. Porn used to be all condoms, huh? Not that long ago. Well, because it had to be. Yeah.

It was required to be. You never see a porn. I never see a condom in a straight porn. Prep. It's a prescription medication that can help reduce your risk of getting HIV1 through sex when used. Thank you, Dr. Zismal. And have you discovered Descovy? The brand new...

David Duchovny for PrEP. We call it David Duchovny, which is not the name. But I was at the doctor and they said, well, it's Truvada or David Duchovny. And I said, well, what's the difference? And they go, one makes you lose weight, one makes you gain weight. I said, what the fuck do you think? They go, one makes you lose weight, one makes you gain weight. I said, what the fuck do you think? Wait, which one makes you lose weight?

They said that Truvada makes you lose weight and Dyscovy makes you gain weight. That's what they said. My doctor. Okay, so if that's true, then I'm going to switch to Truvada

because I feel like I want to look a little bit tighter. Well, I don't want to expose anybody, but a patent ends at 10 years, right? Truvada's coming up to 10 years. Okay.

Don't you think it's interesting? That's why they're saying that. Suddenly there's a new, slightly improved version right on 10 years. I just feel like, I mean, I don't want to get into it, but like if we're talking about COVID vaccine being free to everyone immediately,

I'm fucking sorry. Truvada should have been handed out like M&Ms a decade ago. Yeah, absolutely. And if it was hurting, if it was not just gay people yeah they would have prioritized it truvada should have been fucking free to the water like fluoride how much is it if you don't have like like uh the program it's about two thousand months yeah who has that and do you know do you know how many times i've gone to cbs and refill it and they're like they're like okay so you owe like two thousand i'm like yeah and you have to give them the code and tell them they're at that.

Because I almost want to ask them what person is casually. Okay. If you telling them it's 2000, like when have you ever seen the person go? Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's,

it's just, I wish it was. And then if you think about the wage gaps in America, the Brown people of color or closeted people who are obviously in America, not making as much money because of the way it's built. They're being told, Hey, you brown person on the DL,

you want to protect your family? That's two grand a month. What? Yeah. I mean, I love it. I love that that drug exists, but like,

if I could go back in time, it was like, whores make this free. I mean, I also still think it needs to be because like we're we're blessed we live in los angeles we're like as soon as it happened like prep was easy for us to figure out how to get and all that but think about like the kids that are in smaller towns that like don't have graders that don't have yeah third graders i don't know

if third graders need to be on prep right now, but you got to prep them in prep school. Chewable, flimstone, flimstone, Truvada, flimstone, Truvada gummies, flip,

flip stone. Um, well, healthcare should just be free no matter what. Yeah. Don't even get me to start the whole nother podcast. Don't get me started. That's the healthy and the beautiful.

Yeah. Have you ever got, speaking of that, like, have you ever had supporters tell you be like, you guys are just drag queens. You can't talk about like politics or health care. No, no, no. No, they

get the opposite. Yes, the opposite. We get the opposite. Oh, you're not talking about it. Why aren't you more engaged? If something happens in America instantly, we don't tweet about it. We get in trouble. That's everybody though. Anybody who is active on social media, you will never make people happy. And even if you make them happy, you did something that made somebody mad. Yeah. To be honest, being forced to be more involved has, I think,

improved my life. It's made me, because I know as an influencer, there's this responsibility. So now that I have to know what's going on in the news and I need to know who my local representatives, all that. Now I'm actually happy. I know that information, but in the beginning I think that, I think that just maybe this year or last year people started to think, well, I need to know what Trisha Paytas thinks about this.

You know what I mean? They start to need influencers to weigh in. But here's the funny thing is like I have always weighed in before, like always on my, my Michael account and my teddy bear one. And then i started having people say well you're just trying to jump on a trend like you don't actually support this cause i was like i've actually always done this on my instagram from before i was even famous

and we haven't so that's why like we were always sort of shy about like do you need the cross dresser with the easy bake oven to comment on the news and i i mean i mean i i personally don't i mean i don't want like i don't think i'd rather get i love amanda news and i i mean i mean i i personally don't i mean i don't want like i don't think i'd rather get i love amanda news and analysis i don't care if she tweets about yeah yeah i want to get my news and analysis talks about the pair of screamant don't i mean don't get me wrong i love when she uploads an instagram video going it's amanda don't die of coronavirus i love that yeah just having that play outside loudly in like crowds yeah so we don't get we don't get shut up you're just a crossdresser we get how come you haven't talked about this yet

yeah so it kind of goes both ways but it's interesting so do you ever find that people are like you're um you know stop talking about politics and put a dick in your mouth because that's what i've observed a lot of people the thing that always makes me mad and this is like anybody's comment on Twitter and they'll say it to any celebrity they're always say like stick to blah blah blah like that's your job your job isn't politics and I literally want to ask that person so what is your

job? Oh you're this? Unless you're basically saying unless you're in politics you can't talk about politics and that makes no sense because then well then nobody would be allowed to talk about it. I think I used to feel a little more like well i'm a crossdresser so like i'm in a chicken suit i'm mickey mouse i need to shut up serious things i need to provide people light things and i do think that that's changed a little bit because people like to i

mean people now are like i need to know if kleenex is supports gay. Because I'm wiping up gay cum with it. Do you know what I mean? People really do care more than they used to. Yeah, and they hold people accountable more than they used to. And it is good to be held accountable because it does suck when you find out your favorite, like you said, Kleenex or something company is like, oh, so yeah, we're just secretly funding to kill gays

over in this country. And you're like, but I love Legos. Yeah, it's November. It's the month of celebrating indigenous people people i'm not scouring my twitter to see if procter and gamble tweeted like i don't care if celebrities or brands mention it but some people do so some people's silence truly is deafening yeah so yolo you know let me ask you who is your in terms of like the like a pinnacle of male sexuality and beauty who would be like some of your icons who's your beauty icon i mean mine's just the brawny man oh totally have you ever have

you ever like whacked off and looked at a roll of paper towels 100 i mean yeah i mean the bra totally my first time ever having an orgasm was looking at the brawny man because i had i was a little kid i was probably like 12 or maybe 11 i was 11 and i literally just walked into the cupboard and i saw like the package in there and i saw him i first didn't even notice it i literally just like walked straight into the wall and then i felt felt, and I was like, broke off. No. And then I was like, well,

this wall feels good. Oh. And I just, that was my first time humping. Oh my God. That's amazing. You manifested your image that I, I turned that young.

I mean, my body needs to program itself to become, he was just like, this is what you're going to become. You could do a brawny commercial for sure. I would love that. Yeah. Ronnie,

if you're listening, please sponsor Teddy bear, the porn star. Yeah. Ronnie, I'm would love that. Yeah. Brawny for listening. Please sponsor Teddy bear, the porn star. Yeah. Brawny. I'm Mr. Clean. Yeah.

And, um, um, she got over there. Good. Um, I'll do the national inquirer. Yeah.

Yeah. Or the weekly world news. Yeah. My God. Well, thank you so much for joining us today. Thank you. I just love having you.

It's your polite way of saying, get out of here. No, I try to watch the timer because I always think if we don't quit at this time they're probably going to edit it to that length anyway wait I just have one more question one more question so

like final questions who the fuck are you do you is it is having like a lot of hair ever logistically or hygienically annoying that actually is a good question because in summertime a lot of hair ever logistically or hygienically annoying? That actually is a good question.

Because in summertime in LA, I have a living hell. First off, I have to sleep with the air conditioning on. I sleep naked on top of my covers never even under them. And I will wake up in a pool of sweat. What about gold bond?

Medicated powder? I don't really want to in like a pool of sweat. Yeah. What about gold bond? Gold bond? Medicated powder? I don't really want to smell like a baby's balls. Wah, wah, wee, wah. What's that? Because I found that. Are you stroking? No, that's Borat. Wah, wah, wee, wah.

King of the castle. King of the castle. I love Borat. My boyfriend's pretty hairy. Yeah. Oh oh my god can i tell you something i just recently learned about yes so do you know that because i was thinking about it because like it's getting close to winter time and i noticed like i'm shedding more and more of my fur that's what i'm wondering yeah yeah and so i googled i was like can humans do we shed for winter coat and it turns out some humans do actually shed winter coats. You are Wolverine.

Yes. So I literally like, cause I will be able to pull it out and I'm like, wow. You better. Cause I have an undercoat. If you don't sell that. Not to be morbid.

I do sell it. Do you? I do. I don't blame you. Sell that hair. Fur. Sell the fur. Sell that fur.

Fur bags. Do you sell the underwear and stuff? I do. They love it. They do. People are buying the underwear. And that's hot tohmm. Do you sell the underwear and stuff? I do. They love it. They do. People are buying the underwear. And that's hot to me. I think that's hot to be able to smell them, to also have their like spunk on there.

That's hot. Plus, to add a little bonus, a little garnish of my fur. Wow. Bon appetit. Top Chef Bush. Honestly. So you just buy brand new underwear, run through them, send them out. How much is it?

To send it? Oh, it's 100.'s 100 and now it's a good deal they get pretty gaming queer owned business today yeah get the gamey undies bespoke gamey underpants yeah shipped to your door and then so in this on um in the summer no blankets well this is actually around even in winter um like you run it 100 degrees I really do my boyfriend's pretty hairy and he's one of those people like as soon as I don't know what it is

as soon as he starts to REM cycle his body just starts shooting sweat that's me and I think that's hairy people in general it's just

also just I mean I relate to I've never woken up not without my neck full full sweat I don't sweat at all

you would think I'd bathe in like milk of Maggie I don't sweat at all you would think i bathe in like milk of maggi i don't sweat at all you're so lucky i'm built for drag no hair no hair no sweat baggy voice got pins in my knees oh what okay what is what would you say is the most annoying thing about having all that hair i don't know honestly at this point i love it you just love it yeah you've made peace with all the love i love it yeah i can say like i made peace of it like especially since my body hair is why i can afford the life i can now that's why i wanted to have you on we knew that this was you didn't get this hair and we knew you weren't going to be

immediately understanding how great it was so i wanted to hear about the journey. Yeah. And also, I got to say though, because you're very in shape and you have the, because you seem tan, you have a nice complexion that it's like, it's very pleasing to the eye. Can you get a spray tan? Do you know what I mean?

No, I don't have a spray tan. You can't get a spray tan with hair probably. So, all right. Back when I first was still doing studio work, I did get some spray tans. Does it work? Oh, right. Yeah, I right yeah so it's very hard from the do it because most of it just stays on the like the fur like spraying through a screen

and so i'm like i've fun his story so when he sprayed he sprayed my whole body everything my butt and so in the one scene the other actor was like all right he's gonna rim you so he's down there he's rimming me rimming me like me like five minutes and then he lifts up and his whole face has a giant like orange circle oh my god from rimming my ass that man's name donald trump and he went on to become the president of the united states wow that is incredible i do not spray tan anymore no i just i work out outside yeah you got a nice color nice color what would you say to the i'd hate to be the rupa color. What would you say to the, I'd hate to be the RuPaul, but what would you say to the little hairy teenagers

out there? Yeah. Wear a suit. Ah! Ah! Ah! You cannot say that! Wear a suit. Oh my God.

That's good. That's good. Are you as obsessed with that as we are? Literally, when I first saw that, just the advice, I said it to That's good. That's good. Are you as obsessed with that as we are? Literally. When I first saw that, just the vice, I said it to everybody's example. Somebody's telling me they're like going through trouble, like worried about they're going to relapse.

I'm like, honey, wear a suit. You want to stop? You want to make some money? Don't be poor. Yeah. Love that.

So funny. Accidentally. Sometimes I was just reading this interview with judge Judy and I sent it to Katya over here. Oh yeah. It's so good. Judge Judy interviewed RuPaul and RuPaul goes, am I saying that word

right? I have an app that gives me a Yiddish word a day. And Judge Judy goes, incorporating Judaism into your personality is maybe something you don't need. RuPaul is funny, but she's accidentally. She's out of control.

See that, I would take a masterclass from Judge Judy. Hell yeah. Yeah. Hell, judging people with Judge Judy. Oh my God, I forgot to tell you,

Trixie, you almost got me evicted. Go on. Was it when I was standing outside your house with the radio? No. So um during like lockdown it was uh for me it was like a morning ritual of mine to watch your youtube show because i never really watched it like i watched a few episodes here and there but i never watched in

full so i decided i was like you know i'm gonna watch every morning if my coffee and have breakfast and then one morning i got a letter from my landlord saying there has been several complaints about loud screeching sounds coming from your apartment in the morning. Her difficult laugh. Is it her difficult laugh? Yes. I was like, is it your laugh or mine? Yours.

Your difficult. Not mine. Not from, oh, he's thinking so funny. No, from literally just going, ah! I'm so sorry. I had to get to the point where if I watched your show, I'd have to have my finger on the mute button ready for you to laugh and go stop. That is so sorry. I had to get to the point where if I watched your show, I'd have to have my finger on the mute button, ready for you to laugh and go stop.

That is so embarrassing. What a funny thing that the expression of joy causes horror and frustration in so many others. I was so sorry. I have a similar morning routine with your content, but it's lower decibel. But you still scream just as much. I still scream.

That is, I'm so sorry. But I'm glad you watched. Isn't that how you came up with the Easy Bake? No, that was from your baking.'m glad you watched isn't that how you came up with the easy bake that was from your baking that's the real scream that's when you on your other ones you don't you would do like an audible scream

I'm in my house talking to myself but there we're in a green screen swimming pool by the way I still don't know how to say your show I always say I always say a know how to say your show I always say I always say of a question mark for some reason it's always because you're not sure

do they deserve rights I don't know so honestly if I talk about your show to people I just call it the YouTube show that's what I say too yeah and if you want to catch up we have just concluding season five I think now I think so. So this is one of the funniest.

Yeah. It's been really great. Thank you for watching it. Yeah. It's funny when I also watch any show, I, I have this weird tradition in any TV show. I watch an order of,

I always watch season three first, then season two, and then the most recent season. And this is every single TV show. Is it because you know that mostly season ones are finding their footing? So season one is always, everybody looks ugly and doesn't know how to do it. And that's every single TV show.

Wow. And that's not where we live. If you, if you think that you should see season four and five, but season three though is when, and this is an, every single TV show is when everybody hits their stride. They have money now.

So it's a little bit more of a budget. That's not us. I don't think the stride thing is something I ever really hit. And then you can go back to season two because you're like, now I love the show, so I can go back to handle season two. But I almost, and then season one is when you're like, I run out of nothing to watch. Alright, I'm going to watch season one.

There's very few exceptions to that where the season one starts with like a rocket well there's I mean I can think of ones but they're like you know big budget series that Roseanne episode one is perfect I don't know Roseanne season one she's coked out of her mind the whole season you think she is I knew for a fact oh wow yeah killing Eve

right money yeah killing Eve the first season is the best first episode is fantastic American Horror Story actually season one is the best. First episode is fantastic. American Horror Story. Season one is the best one. You're right. So it sounds like we're poking some holes in your theory here. So when the listeners leave

this podcast and they consume your content, they should start with season three. Actually, that's true because by that point I embraced my fur. I had a little bit budget because I had better cameras. You're right. Don't go to season one of me. You're not going to like it Ugly doesn't know what he's doing Delete it ugly

Thank you so much Teddy Bear Thank you Bye you