The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - Bug-Eyed TikTok Bitch with Brittany Broski

Episode Date: April 13, 2021

The peerless, legendary, incomparable queen of TikTok, Brittany Broski (aka "Kombucha Girl"), joins Trixie and Katya to talk about her massive podcast, her vanilla musk scent, the perils of meme culture, her stellar cosmeceuticals skills, and the hidden joys of being internet famous in the real world. Follow Brittany: @brittany_broski Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Eligibility and member terms apply. I know, I know. And then the Capitol. Sorry, we were just recapping. Brittany Broski was seen at the Capitol. Come on! It was in November. Insurrection?

January 6th. November? It was right after the inauguration. Yeah, January 6th. Brittany, was it you in the wolf, the hooded? No, she had the lady Viking and then the yellow M&M costume and then the lady Viking hat on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And six inch Gene Simmons platform boots.

Yeah, yeah. And she was seen in Nancy Pelosi's personal bathroom wiping her ass with seven inch acrylics. Couldn't do it. Couldn't do it. So she dumped her ass, dunked her ass in the seven inch acrylics that couldn't do it couldn't do it so she dumped her ass dunked her ass in the toilet water yes and that's how she was caught and that's how you use a bidet we have somebody who's honestly if we're truly honestly sincerely you want to talk an actual beauty icon uh-huh a woman who is not afraid to invoke the smoke and mirrors of hair and makeup cosmeceutical.

When did she get here? I'm waiting. Who is she? Also, she's actually my neighbor. We say that me, her, and Sarah Schauer are a content house now. Oh my God, you're like a TikTok house. A TikTok house. That nobody had asked

for. Not a single person was like, we need that to happen. Well, Monique Hart used to live on this block too. And then we would have really been a house. Or a content corner or a block. Yeah, it's a content corner. That's what they call it. Truly. I recently did a little bit of a, well, I just learned about TikTok houses and stuff.

And in Russia, they have them as well. And there's one called the Dream Team. learned about tiktok houses and stuff and in russia they have them as well and there's one called the dream team and i i i felt so i i felt like that thing where you're like you'd know just without a shadow of a doubt like oh you're old and there's no going back you know what i mean it's like when you can't understand the language of the young very well yeah now y'all understand that very well i don't know if being nice but he's like it's never happened to me oh my god i'm letting you know because i'm 42 years old i'm's like, it's never happened to me. Oh my God. I'm letting you know,

cause I'm 42 years old. I'm not ashamed of it. And I, I just, I've really like, I've made peace with the fact that I won't ever live in a TikTok house. And that's okay. Are you okay? Do you want to?

I'm looking for my water. Sorry. Oh, I'm having a little stroke lit over here. Don't mind me. A stroke lit? A stroke lit. It's like a brink slit.

A brink slit? A brink slit a brink no i'm having a stroke oh my god when i'm the only healthy one here that's when you know the shit has really hit the fan it's falling apart we got sound effects sis you want to try one i would love to try one no that's too much we didn plan. What if every time you hit it, it was something really negative? And every time we did it- A racial epithet. Yeah. Oh my God. Look at you with them nails.

Speaking of TikTok, you know, Brittany has been to the TikTok headquarters. I don't- Ooh. What is it? Is there, is it like a- It's just a bunch of like disgruntled 20-somethings in an office in Santa Monica. That's TikTok headquarters. I imagine it's just like a very modernist building

with a giant plasma screen of Anthony Hopkins going, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock. That's the way it is in my mind. Y'all are coming on my tick-tock, calling me daddy. I hate you. You're disgusting. I'm going to kill you. Give me $300.

Give me $200. Can we talk about celebrities on tick-tock? We are celebrities on tick-tock. You are a celebrity on TikTok. I would say you are your generation's are you your generation's Julia Roberts?

Tammy Faye Baker. Well you got the lashes down. Thank you. You're your generation's Kristen Chenoweth. Does YouTube pay for the TikTok house? Who pays the rent?

You want to know something? Very, very much rivals um when it comes to like social media platforms is like you can't really you know and we're urged in the tiktok podcast i don't know if we can keep this in to not talk about the other platforms because they want to see tiktok as not social media but as a place to spread joy platforms because they want to see TikTok as not social media, but as a place to spread joy. It sounds like it is when it's in the right hands. It is. Well, I think, okay. I mean, technology in itself is, you could argue neutral. It's what, what it's used for. Sure. Right. Sure. Um, it's a tool for whatever evil you want to put it. It's a tool for whatever kind of evil choreography you want to do. The people we run with we could ruin any platform oh yeah we can make anything dark-sided i don't take any tool

and and really yeah i'll put it in the wrong hand yeah i hate to toot your horn but you know the host of the official tiktok podcast oh shit they are happy they're lucky to have you because i do think everybody likes you and you're gonna get all kinds of guests who maybe they have nothing in common but their unifying thing is that they all like talking to you oh well that's sweet isn't it that's bliss or is it yeah we'll find out that's not a good one that's like the morning radio that's the full house intro yeah totally you watch wandavision i don't but i did watch the mandalorian and uh did you find have you

learned that um sophie innerson and uh rebecca moore have released the mandalorian no but i will be checking that out on disney channel the amanda laporian the amanda that is the best one that is so good the idea that i mean like to could you imagine amanda lapore in a mask can't see her face until only like 10 seconds at the last at the end of the series and the whole time you're like hi guys you know what i mean yes of course so fucking funny i imagine like her assistant showing her on the phone like look they're doing this And she looks at the mandalapuri and Mima goes, okay, but what is that? It's on Disney. Sounds great.

Hi, Brittany. The breastplate would be so big. You could clock her so easy. Yeah. He's the most clockable. Oh my God. How are you enjoying podcasting? Podcasting is very fun, isn't it?

This is like I'm living my Jimmy Fallon fantasy. And no drag. drag yeah which is sad you know what else too they know because like for the guest benefit they book it at like 10 30 a.m pacific time well girl i go to sleep at 9 a.m pacific time so i have to like get up early for the podcast early it's like 11 a.m so I'm never in full beat and it's a video and I just feel I'm giving Owen Wilson everything and it's just like, I hate it. Giving adult, what's his name from the,

Freddie Prinze Jr.? No. Giving Haley Joel Osment. Yes. Giving adult Haley Joel Osment. Yes. Oh boy. With his mullet.

It's fun because when you think of podcasts, I mean, you know, the video aspect to it is definitely fun, but y'all don't do the video aspect. It's not stress. Correct me if I'm wrong, but a podcast is an audiophile. It is, but they love to watch. All the biggest people have made it a video. Yes, I realize

this, but we're in drag together fucking 10 times a week on the internet. People can just imagine what we look like. you really forget by the time tuesday comes around what we look like i can't i can't absorb this audio information and as i have a visual cue what it's like come on yeah do you like listening to stuff is that is it overrated now i don't know i was gonna ask sorry to interrupt you so but i was like the tiktok is like so visual what do you do talk about choreography we talk about we talk about um their experience on the app because it really is an interesting conversation depending on who you're talking to i mean if you're talking to you know charlie d'amelio it's like so you dance yeah you do that a lot yeah i mean there's not really much

to talk about but when you go deeper into it of um you know mentally how has this affected you yeah like what is it like having 100 million people comment on what you do every single second of the day that's a very interesting conversation yeah um i've talked to um derrick cuff hi derrick cuff oh i just saw him i just saw him on tiktok yeah doing that you know what I'm talking about? No, it's not at all. But I'm going to act like I do and I love it. I don't even know who Derek Hough is.

Dancing with the Stars. Right? Dancing with the Stars? Now, y'all are supposed to be the pinnacle of pop culture. Julianne something and Derek Hough? Yeah. We don't know anything. Blonde male dancer.

She knows a little more than me because she watches TV. Well, y'all have these obscure little references that fucking nobody clocks. I'm 50 years old, honey. I have a lot of like, you know what I mean? I don't watch television. I don't either. You and me watch what?

90 Day Fiance and what? Literally 90 Day Fiance. Oh, I'm watching 90 Day Fiance. But I don't watch TV. Exactly. That's above that. Yeah. I've seen episodes,

I've seen seasons one through seven. It's not like I've seen them all. seen episodes. I've seen seasons one through seven. It's not like I've seen them all. I do. I've seen seasons one through seven. How many fucking Fiance's are there, girl? Seven seasons? A lot. Damn.

You know what I like about it? It's formulaic and still new every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. That's what I like about it. Tried and true. It's like every classic sitcom. Yeah.

I love 90. And you know why I started listening to it? Because all my favorite comedy people were always talking about it. I was like, well, it must be funny if they like it. And it is crazy. Yeah. Amy Schumer is just like, I love 90 and you know why I started listening to it because all my all my favorite comedy people were always talking about I was like well it must be funny if they like it and it is crazy yeah Amy Schumer is just like I love 90 day fiance everyone is like have you been oh I've just been watching 90 fiance how about you and the other person's like same yeah I mean that's people's whole podcast yeah I mean there's Nicole Byer she loves it a lot of people like I see it on I see it on Twitter a lot of people love it I I've never seen it I don't like should

I be watching the Amanda Leporian? Yes, you should. It's fucking riveting. That's not even real. Oh. Those people aren't. I hate to break it to you. I hate to break it to you.

Those people aren't real. But let me tell you, Muhammad is real. I'm 90 Day Fiancé. Oh. I was like, oh, we're getting into religion already. I was like, we're bringing allies to this? I want to divorce Muhammad. I love that show. Do they ever truly fall in love?

Do you believe it? Yes. You like the bachelor? I've never seen it. Do you like the bachelor? I am. I've seen clips of it and just enough to know about the fun. And I've,

I've read people's commentary and I've, and I've observed the, the, the craze around it. Like I am fascinated that people allow themselves to get swept up in something that is obviously so many levels of of fake is not even the word it's like produced but right and like i was like okay so i'm trying to grapple with is this this is just on this like for real people trying to get famous right for the most part yeah i genuinely believe maybe this is because i'm a

woman and i love to romanticize things but but it's very much. And you can say it again. She is a woman. That was the wrong button. That was not a joke. Sorry. She's a woman. Oh, now that's the one. And even the button's pink.

Oh my God. I don't know why the joke was, she's a woman. Drum hit. I'm so sorry. That was, you know what? You had your moment. I hope it was worth it. What was I going to say? Did you get the clicks? Did did you get the engagement that's all that you ever dreamt of was it worth it flop yes um what i was gonna say is um it's so romanticized

i would like to think it's real and bachelor nation is so that's what it's called oh wow and i call my nation broski nation okay Somebody hit the fucking. Broski. No, not that one. No, sorry. Broski Nation. Yeah. Yeah, crack a few broskis and let's settle in. Yeah, for real. But I do think, I mean, because it's on television, none of it can truly be intimate and private

and real. Sure. But I want to think so because they make it look so convincing. Yeah. I watched a lot of dating shows during lockdown um i don't watch tv though no but in the beginning of lockdown there's nothing to do i had never seen rock of love flavor of love i love new york i'd never seen any of that so i watched simple life never seen it top model never seen it oh yeah i'd never seen you guys i was not seasons

incredible i didn't have cable i didn't see any of this so like watching it now watching was sheltered well it's funny she was i mean we're on drag race drag race for the first three four seasons was a straight up parody of top model yeah no idea yeah watching top model now i'm like oh i mean now i'm like oh drag race is like this tyra though i mean she have you seen the tyra banks talk show yeah bitch when she's like a crazy person fading and shit worst host of a television show ever in the history of broadcast television she was so bad i mean it is a it is fascinating to watch yeah and we can't we can't judge people's let's just say that she did things on that show that didn't age well oh yeah oh my god i, my God. I put on a fat suit.

Now I know the plight of the overweight. Oh, girl. Or the homeless. I mean, it was wild. A burka? Yeah. She did not. Did she do a burka?

And on her, the top model, when she would do these bits, when she fainted. Who else was scared? Was anybody scared? Me too. Me too. Yeah. So was I. and it's that yeah was anybody scared me too me too yeah so is i also during the talk show when she's having the fake seizure and she has uh um foaming from the mouth and then she attacks an audience member it is i want to know i want to hear the producers of that because it's like yes

it is fucking crazy gorgeous say what you want about tyra banks but you cannot say she's not entertaining oh no no no no no i would never is so much an entertainer through and through to her bones. An absolute star. I saw her at the American Influencer Award. She was presenting after me and I just turned around and I thought, this is not a read. She's so tall.

I thought she was a drag queen. I thought it was another queen because I just saw her silhouette and I walked in and I was like, this is so beautiful. But she's so beautiful. Yeah, she's stunning. She's absolutely stunning.

I'd never, and I watched, there was a re-sort of invigorated interest in the smize because of uh the mask wearing and during covid and um i truly cannot tell you that that it's actually a real thing i i actually don't think it's real why are you squinting at me like yeah like i all i see is yeah it's i see no difference that's giving jeffrey dahmer like for me there's this. Mama, future drug. Like this is this. That's there's a thumb up my butt. That's what you're doing. For the audio listeners

he's just raising his eyebrows. I'm sorry but she is like very much takes pride in having the credit for this very nuanced and important kind of like facial revolution. Can you do it Brittany? It's just one of these. But you have to. Exactly. It's not a smize.

So there's other words for this. Yeah. So there's bug eyes or there's squints. She said come for my brand. I said okay. Okay. There's other words for this. Bug eyed TikTok bitch. Balding. A big foot.

Bald headed. Oh my God. I introduced Katya to this thing that you showed me, which is just checking in. When you take your pictures. Oh, you love that. Oh, I did it the other day. I did it the other day. It's so good.

I did it the other day. You couldn't see any of my face though. It was all done. Well, you're not doing it right. We'll do one later. No, no, no. It was the right angle. You should be able to distinguish like part of a pupil and then just mainly nose.

I love it. This one will snatch the hair back as far as it goes and have the frame start at the hairline. Yeah. You are so brave. Thank you so much. It's the courage. This is my story.

How do you find the bravery to locate the courage to be so vulnerable? You want to know something? I just came from therapy, so let's get into this. Oh, yeah. I have to make fun of myself. Is it a quick four-hour chunk? Yeah, a quick six-hour. Hey, can you just rake out the day? It's just twice a day. It's four hours. from therapy so let's get into this oh yeah i have to make fun of myself four hour chunk yeah quick six hour hey can you just write it's just twice a day it's four hours do they have an um do they have a therapist like on location in the tiktok house

by the way it's sarah she's outside sarah shower's door like anyway me and sarah just two patients trying to like counsel each other that's all that is mentally ill hour what they say at therapy if you don't mind me asking well it was just intro um and but it was i very much explained you know like the reason why funny people are funny is because you have to make fun of yourself or you've gone through something in order to you know that therefore is the gateway for people laughing at you or with you? Question mark. We never know. So that's where it comes from. It's checking in.

The forehead thing is so fucking funny because it looks stupid. But it's also like I've been called a big forehead Tweety Bird bitch my whole life. Your drag name. That is your drag name. Big forehead Tweety Bird bitch. The incomparable. The legendary. Welcome to the stage.

She's your baby sister. She's our baby sister. She's everybody's baby sister legendary welcome to the stage she's your baby sister she's our baby sister she's everybody's baby sister welcome to the stage the 11 dancing toads of the big-headed tweety bird bitch oh my god oh my god intro shania twain you are very striking though and you would yeah when she when she's in the hair because she's a cosmeceutical witch thank you girl yeah it's very good with the makeups very good with the makeup yeah when i well it's it's fun isn't it because some people do it she doesn't like it it's a blast she's just trying to get to point a to point b have you been trying to quit drag for the last 10 years? I have.

Point A being Mr. Burns. Point B being Streetwalker. Yeah, Susan Lucci. Fucking tangerine bitch. But do you enjoy putting makeup on? I enjoy the process of putting makeup on, and I love the transformation. You and I have talked about this before. We love transforming into a character.

And it's very fun in that regard. But doing it every day as a career i understand i understand and i think about it all the time how y'all do it i don't know well so for this uh for example today we're not filming this obviously but i have um i have a little bit of um psoriasis on my face i'm in a gown uh she's in a gown yeah she's in a pageant i'm fully naked she had me cover uh psoriasis on her face before you got here yeah so this morning i i took a shower hadn't showered about three days and i was i took a shower exfoliated moisturized heavily blah blah blah and then i went into the makeup corner of my studio and i tried to cover this um unsightly blemish that indicates some level of like skin disease

and um i couldn't do it and i put i have a lot of experience with makeup i've been doing make for 10 years on my face couldn't do it i came over have a lot of experience with makeup. I've been doing makeup for 10 years on my face. Couldn't do it. I came over here in this fucking ghoul and she puts the brush on and I think you can tell that it's still there. So I'm really dissatisfied. I can't tell anything. Perfect.

Like here? See? Well, no, because you pointed here earlier. That's where I was looking, girl. I never pointed. I never pointed. If we were really trying to hide it, I think we would have done concealer on both sides.

Also, I think you got to just put it everywhere. Right? You want to do like bare minimals everywhere? Because right now, this cheek is really even and this cheek looks like your normal skin. Right. So this one's more perfect. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. This looks horrible.

This side is just fucking gutting. Rotted, decaying. Horrible. Now, did you put those lashes on yourself or are those professionally applied? Well, no. This is strip lash. A strip i'm this is strip lash really not strips in those it's it's when i'm feeling like well because i just got this mullet by accident i asked my talk about it i asked my hairdresser to cut me some bangs girl she did it all the way around my head she cut me you said you said

miley hold on literally i said I'm coming for your brand. But it's kind of sickening. Because when I have the black, like, line on and I'm giving, like, you know, snatch brow and my lips are done, I really like it. And I'm, you know, like, all black and, like, silver jewelry. It's really a moment. But right now, sitting here with you ladies and with my one strip lash kind of half hanging off, I'm feeling very well you smell terrific thank you what is that you're wearing um it is a vanilla musk it's it smells terrific it's on amazon girl it's an essential oil oh just an oil essential earl was that 12 um yeah no literally it's like 17 bucks it's a it's in my purse it's a little roller

my friend katie introduced me to it she said all the strippers at her club wear it, it's like 17 bucks. It's in my purse. It's a little roller. My friend Katie introduced me to it. She said all the strippers at her club wear it. And it's just, it's not water-based. It's like oil-based. So it stays on all night. I was like, yeah. I think female strippers have better taste in affordable fragrances than drag queens do. Because the drag queens like to wear that pink sugar shit.

Mary, when I wore that shit, it's because it's cheap. What, Britney Spears or something? No, it's called pink sugar. You get it at the beauty supply stores. It's called Pink Sugar. It's about 20 bucks on sale at Marshalls too. It's like cotton candy. I wore it for five years straight.

And then I graduated to like very expensive perfumes. Top shelf. Top shelf. For meet and greets, right? Like I want to smell it absolutely best I can. I bought it. I went back and smelled the can of Pink Sugar. Like the cat's ass.

It's disgusting. it is disgusting it is disgusting what does it smell like cotton candy vanilla maybe cotton candy and motor oil is it just because you go for like you want that feminine what she's need you need something strong and in in quote-unquote girly to beat you know what i mean we're in contact with people i was dancing on people all the time. Do you know what I mean? It's also not perfume. It's body spray. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, no, this was perfume. Pink sugar? Pink sugar is eau de toilette, baby. Okay. More like belongs in the toilette. It is disgusting. Belongs in the toilette. Have you ever stuck your nose up a cat's ass?

Not recently, no. That's pink sugar. Pride was canceled. When I. Oh, shit. It was good. No. The beauty is any of them work.

Yes. Any of them work. But sometimes it's a read. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Well, shade comes from reading, hunty.

Let's give it up for Brittany, who's a huge celebrity. And it's like. Now, see, that's funny. Yeah, that's funny funny it's never not funny what else did you learn in therapy say um well it was a bunch of intros but he definitely was like um you need help yes and um he it's very much behavioral therapy cbt cock and ball torture yes yes did he say you need to stop being up at five in the morning no crimping your hair are you at late oh you're one of those people this whore this whore tell them about tell them when you're your most creative oh my creativity tweaking hours are from 11 p.m to 4 a.m sometimes up until 6 a.m yes and it's just a 3 a.m she say it's time for a

bang tutorial and she'll film a video it is but I don't think there's anything wrong with that. And I'm feeling a little shamed because your bitch ass texted me at 2.35 a.m. Look at these receipts. That does happen. Yes. But I'm drinking. You're working. That's what's normal.

Exactly. No, it's fun. It's fun. Nobody's awake. It's just me and the universe alone. Absolutely. And I'm filming a 70s heritage story. Yeah. You can take a walk. And I'm doing a smoky eye. a little maybe a little sketchy i'm a woman oh i never walk out here you

got them claws you could scratch somebody's eyes out yeah i had mace but they took it at tsa they took it and made me throw it away when did you start because you're kind of a nail claw full-time gal when did you start doing that high school really i've got man hands girl i've got my dad's hands right and so i was like how do i make this not there i mean i'm looking right now you have a selection of rings on three on each finger your your hands are absolutely stunning and very compelling thank you so much yeah no it's definitely like a mental thing of when i have my nails on i feel very feminine i feel very much um helps the illusion same and i mean 100 in drag yeah especially when i wear long nails which isn't often but when i wear like a long nail in a video i can't stop like oh i'm pointing to everything

i'm clicking i'm touching i'm like everything is a handle the punctuation the elaboration the it's like it's yeah it's even more and i rarely do it because what like occasion do i have to get dressed up but um uh gloves you love to wear gloves well like for the photo shoots and all that like gloves with rings and the nails on the gloves i'm thinking juno birch like that it's a whole different level of fantasy right like an audrey hepburn i had 32 pairs of gloves made in matching fabric yesterday that I received. And I am fucking, I am like nutting in my panties right now.

Are they, how long? They're opera fucking length, almost up to the shoulder, bitch. I can't say. Okay. Cause it was,

you know, it was a thing. It was a favor. Paid? It was a favor. We did a favor, but yeah, I'll tell you.

I am so like. It's one of those under the table, black market glove gigs. did a favor. But yeah, I'll tell you about that. It was like, I am so like- It's one of those under the table, black market glove gigs. Totally. Drag club gigs. But there, I mean, because you can't find- The first rule of glove club.

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I don't even know what that is. Brittany and I went to Dave and Buster's once and it was really fun. Is it like Chuck E. Cheese? Yes, but for adults. Chuck E. Cheese.

Meaning? I can go naked. It's Chuck E. Cheese and everyone's fucking. Yeah, everybody's titties out, dips out hard, dripping wet. Yeah, sopping pussies.

Slug marks on the leather of public leathers. God, slug marks. Slip pussies. Slug marks on the leather. Oh my God. Slipping slide marks. Slipping slide snail trails. Slug marks. She comes out of the ball pit and it's empty. Her pussy just ate all of them.

Oh my God. So I have to tell you guys, I watched, I downloaded a straight porn last night from Brazzers. You've heard of Brazzers? I have heard of Brazzers. Now tell me about downloading porn. This is, I've been going through on my iPhone. You know how like you,

um, on your iPhone or whatever, you can manage your subscriptions and like often you'll sign up for something to get a free trial and you'll forget. That's what they count on. I had signed up for a free trial of, um, I guess browsers or, or Pornhub or something that I wasn't aware I was paying like $10 a month for. Jesus Christ. For like a year and a half. Okay.

This is what your money's going to, people. Please support my straight porn addiction that I visit twice a year. I'm watching a lot of straight porn as well. But this, I couldn't believe it. It was a squirting one. Love the squirting. They did a fake out scene like I did on my OnlyFans where they squirted water at this dude's face. It was a close up.

No pussy. And I was like, you dirty dogs. You dirty dog ass motherfuckers. It was so comical. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Yeah, exactly. It was so over the top. I was like, you really want me to continue having this boner knowing that you are just someone's off camera with a fucking turkey baster or like a super soaker.

Just squirting the hell out of j-max face they do it all the time with cum though they'll cut to the person it's like white mayonnaise and i'm like girl that's neutrogena i could it's a survey it's survey bitch i could not believe it i have a question for you yes have you been famous during like a pride month yet um No. It was virtual. It was virtual in 2020. I hope you start to get doing prides. Oh my God.

Imagine Britney like host, do a number. Rake it in the dough. Ain't nobody asking for me to do a number, girl. Oh, just you wait. You doing the Sam Smith version of I Feel Love. Two Molly's Deep wearing a boa. And they're like, you're not even supposed to be doing a number. You're like, turn it down.

Well, what a shame I brought my own. You're like, turn it down. Well, what a shame. I brought my own parade float. Yeah, headline and float Albuquerque Pride. Get ready for it. You know,

there was a gig that got canceled that was a radio thing. I was supposed to help in some Chicago radio station and I was like, I don't know what y'all would want me to do.

Hey, here's the next song. I'm Brittany Burski. Like, what? Do your TikTok thing. Go ahead. Be funny. Dance monkey dance. what y'all would want me to do hey here's the next song i'm britney broski do your tiktok thing go be funny dance monkey dance okay that is what it is yeah i hope you get to do some prides because doing outdoor prides is um it's funny because it's called pride and that's exactly what you lack that day absolutely when you're on a golf cart in the No pride, no dignity. It's all about shame and suffering. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have you been, I was on, in drag in Las Vegas in the summer at noon on meth. I believe it. Can you imagine what the heat temperature

of that situation was like? How long, I mean, genuinely, can you do that? It's hour longlong gigs like hours and hours it's like plus the meet and greet uh yeah it's in i don't know there's i haven't ever i've reached the point where it's like you just your body like i'm leaving you just walk away i'll say this you get sweaty you don't ever look as bad as you think you will no because and also if like

if there are times when I'm actually, like, on drugs. That's when, it's, like, paranoia as well. Sure. But, like, I'm always hot, always sweating. If I, if everything's cool, I'm, like, I know I'm probably sweating, but I, like, I'm concerned about it, but it's, you know, it's not, like, it's not amplified by the, by the, you know, whatever.

Because, you know, like, you get embarrassed, and then you get embarrassed about being embarrassed. Oh, yeah. You get more embarrassed. It's so meta. It's fucking crazy. Yeah. Are you a big sweater? It embarrassed and then you get embarrassed about being embarrassed. Oh yeah. You get more embarrassed. It's so meta. It's fucking crazy. Yeah. Big sweater. It's oh,

I'm sweating right now. But you know what too is like, yes, I'm a big sweater to the point where like you put deodorant under your titties. I have sweat droplets down my stomach and my back. And all my friends are still skinny girls. They're little skinny, tiny girls.

Oh, it's a little cold in here. Like anemic, literally like fucking anemic. And I'm like, Lord, I forgot my fan. The sea world one with the Mr.

Shit. Literally, I'm like an old Southern grandmother sweating. I'm about to have a diabetic coma. Like normalize bringing pop fans into every occasion. Well, in West Hollywood, it's not too much of like,

Oh, look at her. It's like a thing but if i'm here with the mister that goes around my neck and the fan that's battery operated now that i've been places in drag where i have the fan it's funny because drag queens have the fans because we're hot and then gays have them because they're doing what the drag queens are doing because it's snatch team on assist hunting but for us we're like i'm seated at an air-conditioned bar sweating yeah and you guys are just like

yeah wouldn't it be crazy if we were hot wearing the two inches of jersey fabric covering half a nipple exactly whole prolapsed with a few ice cubes shoved in it fuck off bitch the other right the other day it was uh we started filming at World of Wonder again and I tell you they had that bitch like a fucking Minneapolis meat like locker it was good

it was incredible well they should know by now yeah they do know I think they've upgraded their air a little bit they had to because I was like

oh my god like my lips are gonna turn blue in a minute I am having an orgasm it was so fantastic it was so nice still sweat at the house times really

yeah of course is part of it like a performance anxiety but the good kind of anxiety? no no absolutely not it's just like those

two snowsuits in a fucking fur hat true yeah because she will she'll dab the face and so she doesn't appear sweaty and then when she

takes the costume off it's fucking dracaroni in a pot bitch like it sounds like it sounds like like her when she takes the costume off and she drops it it sounds like a sounds like Like her When she takes the costume off

And she drops it It sounds like a fucking Octopus hitting the ground Like I'm serious You could take a costume off And fling it at the wall Like spaghetti

And it would stick Oh yeah Yeah I could throw that thing Into the desert And then fucking like Trees would grow It is like so

It's so sick It's disgusting Tell her what you used to do When we used to do clubs Tell her what you used to do overnight with your costumes oh mary i would have to like every single thing would have to be aired out like every single thing my i could ring out i know this is gross i could ring out my undergarments and they would like i jumped into a pool like i jumped into a pool and there was only, she knows about it,

there's a bar called Oil Cane Harry's in Austin, Texas that we could walk into. They had a walk-in freezer right by the dressing room. I dream about that. I dream about it too. It's nice.

It was nice. It's relief. If you're hot coming off stage and you walk into, you're surrounded by beer bottles and just loud, isolated, like 10 degrees. That's the happy place because you have to go out through outside in the texas heat you know summertime um yeah um you have to go through

the outside to get to the stage and it's never you know it's packed whatever and it's just like it's so horrible but they every place should have like a a walk-in freezer everywhere texas heat is like the seventh layer of hell it is like unbelievable yeah moving out here i was like this people live like this where it's nice it's so nice here it's like 78 every day yeah it's incredible and it's also like for you know people who want to do like you know the scarves and the jackets and stuff you know spring has like you know goes gets very cold and whatever. Where are you from originally? Texas. Which,

which city? Houston and Dallas. I've got family in both places. Which do you ever go down to S4? I do go down to S4 and round up. I miss round up. I love round up. Oh my God.

We have to do round up sometime. Brittany and Trixie, we have to host round up. You can come. Maybe girl. We'll secure you a ticket. What's the round up? Is it Dallas?

Round up. Yeah. Cowboy bar. Well, cause Dallas. That's where I went. The pad, the pad. I secure you a ticket. Where's the Roundup? Is it Dallas? The Roundup, yeah. Gay Cowboy Bar. Well, because Dallas. Wait, wait, wait. That's where I went. The pageant. I was in a pageant there. You pulled the pageant.

I was in a pageant at the Roundup. Really? I don't know. It's a gay cowboy bar. I know. It's so cute. I know. Did they have the, like.

Were you dancing at the pageant? They have like a balcony area. Yeah. You can see. Yeah. That's the Roundup. Yeah. Miss Gay, whatever.

At Large or something was there. Love that. Yeah. S4 is fun too, but that's more like. Yeah, that's Circuit Boys. Yeah. So I like Dallas. Houston.

The Houston gay scene is very different. It's a little messy. JR. South Beach, Houston. JR's is good. JR's. Go down to JR's. Yeah.

JR's. It's very. You been to South Beach? No, I haven't. Oh, you haven't. Okay. South Beach, Houston. That must be part of why you love drag so much because i bet you the texas gays gave you a very early but you know what i think y'all forget i just turned like 23 like i the time fuck yes the

time the amount of time that i've gone to like gay bars you're not allowed in i'm twice your age you're 23 and we're so similar so similar yeah i could be your father or grandfather but it's it's very much you know like um in high school i was not going out i've always kind of you know i've had gay friends it's all i've like ever had i've never really had straight man friends but when i started going out when i was like legal um i was internet famous so it's very different i've never had no thank well thank god because it sucks but it's so fun no no no people don't tell you this this is gauche it's so much more fun to go to the gay bars when you're famous special seating special drinks special everything how about how about this performing at a night

club at a nude like the the nightclub when you're a freak and uh not on drag race not famous people look at you like like look at that freak look at that fucking freak oh yeah oh it's make 40 dollars just show up no no like do it a guest spot number people don't give you the time of day two years later you've been on drag race fucking panties flying through the air screaming 20s, dying. 20s, 20s, screaming. Grooms are on the block. I saw Kennedy Davenport at S4. Icon. Before Drag Race? No, it was like, well, what season was she?

She was on Y'all's. Seven, yeah. In All-Star Series. I saw her probably 2019. Yeah, that was after Drag Race. Yes, and she, girl, it was. She's fucking wild. It was everything.

And she's the Dallas Dancing People of Dallas, Texas. So it was everything. 12 Dancing Toes. Yes, it was very fun. But it was like I got mobbed. So it was everything. Yes. It was very fun. But it was like, I got mobbed. So it was fun, but we had to be like, all right, can you, okay, now we're going to go. Because it, I mean, and drunk gays, I love the drunk gays, but oh my God, girl, I'm trying to have fun. And you're like breathing in my mouth hole. Can we take a picture? Here's follow me on Instagram and I'm drunk. So'm giving my phone out i follow so many just random girl texting gays on my instagram and i'm sure to this day

they're like you know she follows me on instagram i don't remember who you are it's in their bio when people tell me to follow them for what reason people go you should follow me i've had people on grinder girl you should follow me and i say nothing and then a day later they're like question mark i'm like yeah i'm not following you I don't understand why though get real why would I oh because of the cultural cred to your friends and stuff right or whatever fucking Britney follows me

I guess yeah acting like we're besties or something it's like I don't know you girl well I've been the biggest wingman like I and you know P-Town have you ever been to Provincetown Massachusetts it's a gay resort town on the coast you would love it it's fabulous

yeah and I've the amount of times that I've told people that they've gotten laid because they've been wearing my shirt uh uh

I mean so many times was the person also hot huh not necessarily no to all types how gross

like twinks bear you know all the whole spectrum of gay yeah honestly if it's a good like icebreaker at least that's what I'm saying yeah yeah I love that like that's always No, to all types though. How gross? Like twinks, bare, you know, all the whole spectrum of gay. Yeah, honestly. If it's a good like icebreaker at least.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. That's always been, dozens of times, honestly. I think that's so cool. That's worth it. Better than my technique, which is standing in the middle of the gay bar holding my soft dick.

Somewhat. It can't get hard. Somewhat. It can't get hard unless you hit me. Yeah. I love that you're 23. That's cool. You're 23.

Talk about that. Every interview I've ever had. How did you do it? You're a kombucha girl. Tell me about it. I'm all right. Okay. But I imagine that because of the viral nature of your fame,

I bet people feel like they could cross boundaries with you that they perhaps wouldn't with Julia Roberts, let's say. Oh, absolutely. Well, I had a,

an academic intellectual discourse on my Instagram the other day about, um, I'm not respected. Right. As not only a comedian, not only as a woman, but just as a person because I'm an internet personality. And I'm sure y'all feel that a little bit too. like you're well because you're recognized professionally for what you do because

you are professionals at what you do but it's like you it's a joke like your profession is you know to a certain extent a joke and so is mine so it's like that respect that I think that I deserve as a human being I'm not afford afforded. So like when people message me, hey, you fat bitch. Mortgage lending is not a... And I accept your apology. And I said, will you come on the pod today? Yes. And you said, yes, you fat bitch.

I don't know why you messaged me from user 4050609 though. Well, that's my main account. Trixie Mattel is my burner. Also, I'm a little resentful. Mortgage lending is not a joke. I never said it was, girl. You're taking words out of my mouth.

You know I used to work in insurance? Did you really? I worked in an insurance brokerage. Get out of town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I worked at a bank for a while. Did you have to wear like nylons? Yes, business casual.

But just nylons. Which is such a good look. No top, just nipple piercings. And oh my god i do you is it uh could you to like for whatever reason if you decided to just like ditch the whole like internet comedy thing youtube everything could you go back to um some kind of professional anonymous life and find some kind of fulfillment i'd kill myself no tell them the story good tell them the story throat just now yeah it Tell them the story. Did you hear my throat just now? Yeah, it was horrible.

You make so many horrible sounds when you come in. She comes to my house and she belches like she lives here. I love that. And you know how I feel about body noises. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Your editor, he says shit up. Oh, they love it. And I always, they never cut it out. Tell them the story of what they said to you at work

when you got accidentally internet famous. Oh, well, I approached my boss and I was like, sweet 59 year old Southern lady. Didn't know what YouTube was. And I was Oh, well, I approached my boss and I was like, sweet 59-year-old Southern lady. Didn't know what YouTube was. And I was like, okay, I'm safe. I brought it to her and I was like, this is me. You were like, it's like Pornhub. She's like, oh.

She's like, got it, got it. I was like, this is me. This is the meme. I created this, but people are taking it and making other memes out of it. So when you see me when I ate ass for the first time, it's not little christian girl me it's somebody else and she was like no that's actually i can understand that's a really good

helpful in in explanation because i could see how that would be misconstrued sure that it's me posting all that yeah and so i told her and she was like all right and then a few weeks later she brought me in and she was like you need to decide if you want to be a corporate professional and keep paying your rent or you want to be or eat ass and me when i taste had come for the first time on the internet and i was like well girl of course i'm gonna be a corporate professional um but a few weeks later she was like i found your youtube your tiktok your instagram your twitter your snapchat she found everything she was miss sleuth wow and um She was Miss Sleuth. Wow. And, yes. What's her name? Nancy.

Grace. Nancy Grace. Nancy Grace. I found your Snapchat. Mutilated. Bodies mutilated. Literally. And it was humiliating because I was posting makeup tutorials at the time and I was, you know, and she was like, you use very nasty language.

It was humiliating. My boss talking to me like that. And I was like, okay. And then a few days later I got fired. She was like, but she put the reason as I was on my phone too much. Which technically she's absolutely right. You're on everybody's phone too much. Exactly.

And she was punishing me for it. But yeah, a week later I got my first brand deal and it's been you know like this ever since so fuck you nancy i was i was fired from mac and then whenever i would go back to milwaukee i would go back to that mac store and i would big mistake buy so much shit just browsing i know i would buy a lot and i'll buy a lot from every single person i worked with separately so they all had good sales that's nice but i was I was like, I could buy, you know, I could afford makeup now, so there. Why'd you get fired?

They thought I was stealing. Same for me, and I wasn't. I went on a steal later, but yeah, it's hard. You've been falsely accused of something, it's very frustrating. Oh, yeah. I just think it's funny that they said, frankly, I also think it's a little anti-women.

You have to imagine, if what happened to you happened to a man at that company, I don't think it's a little anti-women that you have to imagine if what happened you happen to a man at that company i don't think the fallout would have been as swift you need to be a corporate professional with no sense of humor or delete your accounts like that's crazy it is crazy and it's an invasion of my privacy yes yes it's your personal life but i'm not gonna go up to my boss and be like fuck you you're you know you're crossing the line between professional and personal. I was going to, I literally was like,

I have to pay my rent. I'll do whatever I have to do. But you're very right. If it would have been a funny man and he could a little, you know, witty charisma chatted his way out of it. That would have been a totally different thing. Yeah.

They would have used him to promote the fucking bank. Probably. Yeah. We know. I know. Karen from finance had a deal where she was the face of like an Australian bank during pride month. See,

that's hilarious and like so smart. But it's like, she's so ugly. I hope an insurance company scoops you up sometimes and you're like, listen,

I've worked in insurance and I can tell you exactly how this goes. Liberty Mutual, are you hearing this? Yeah. My contact info is Libertina.

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Have you heard the good news? It's Bimini Bond Boulash, babes. You know what I mean? Two Bonds and the Bimini don't make a Boulash, but guess what? If you bond the Boulash, I fucking. So my appreciation for her started out as a joke. Really? Explain.

Not as a joke. It was a. No, not as a joke. It only, it was a shallow appreciation because I said, Bimini Bamboulesh, are you kidding me? That's the fucking best name I've ever heard in my life. It makes no sense. And I do not want to know the origin story of the name. And then over the weeks, I'm like, I fucking love her. And now I'm obsessed with her. Oh no.

For me, I was like, oh, she's gone home. When I saw the tape, when I saw her fucking tuck tape on the first episode and i was like yeah really girl it's rupaul's drag race put your fucking tuck away it was like that was her one blip and it has been just uphill ever since and it is so oh my god i'm thinking about all of her individual looks and i think she's safe every week and i think that's her secret weapon because she's about to pull it out, bitch. Her amoeba look when she came out with those white contact lenses.

Speaking of safe, did you just see the safety pin wig? It's incredible. 10,000 safety pins. Safety pin wig. Yeah. It's so fierce. She's such a visionary. She's so great.

And she's not pretentious. She's not trying to peddle catchphrases. She's just like being herself. She's vibing to peddle catchphrases. She's just being herself. She's vibing. She's good vibes only. She's vibing. She's vibing vibes. Thank you.

No, literally. I feel like that's a perfect explanation. She is so there for the art form. It is an art to her. And it's very evident. But it's not like her art. No, no, no, no. And it's very much. But it's not like her art. No, no, no, no. You know.

And it's very much, I mean, you can tell that she loves it. She loves the dancing and the rapping and the. Release the beast. Be my name. Yeah, she's Sillamy Sansoulash. And she's going to Wimini Mawulas. To the end. I hope you get to judge Drag Race someday.

Oh, it would be so great. Or coach a challenge or something. Yeah, like some kind of like mini challenge for socials or something. Like creating social content. How fun. Yeah. Yeah, like some kind of like mini challenge for socials or something. How fun. Creating social content. How fun. Yeah. Yeah, you'd be great on the judging panel as well.

If you did UK, would you do an accent? I would come in full Adele cosplay. Oh, that would be great. Just please don't say, hello, governor. My God. Yeah, do you think British people love it when RuPaul does like these super crazy like- I think they're giggling and Googling because they don't want to be sent home when she comes in when he walks in it's like are they like ha ha ha ha i'm still funny after all these episodes you know i'm telling you i know for a fact it is

the i'm trying to think of the american is it like when michelle wears union jack earrings it's no no it's way worse than that it's way worse i love you michelle but it is when michelle walks into big brother uk and she's basically in a jerry spice dress yes yes with union jack talking It's way worse than that. It's way worse than that. I love you, Michelle, but it is crazy. When Michelle walks into Big Brother UK, and she's basically in a Jerry Spice dress. Yes. With Union Jack. Talking about sausage rolls and the tube. Hello.

She's like, the tube, sausage rolls. Yeah, it's like, okay. But Rue doesn't know anything. Except one phrase. One phrase. I look up and that's like. But you know what's so funny is like, to say that, but like, they know more. Rue is like to say that but like they know more than

rue and michelle combined know more about british culture than fucking i do and that's like supposed to be my thing they're talking about in 1981 do you remember this chart topper of the uk i'm like well yeah i mean rue is rayman with with pop music absolutely she'll tell you the you know what chart at the top whatever i try to think like, do you get offended when people do like a country accent? No, I mean. But you're not country. I'm not Southern. But that's,

but I mean, I mean, I guess. When I watched Barb and Star, I was like, these aren't Midwest accents. I didn't think they were good. Do you get offended when adults walk in with shitty diapers?

Well, I'll see. That's my culture. What would offend you? We're white. We can't get offended by nothing. Come on. No, I can't truly get offended by nothing come on imagine if Alan Carr came here and he walked up to

tables in American Drag Race with like a bag of McDonald's and a gun yeah yeah I'm uneducated and hate people y'all about to be racist and y'all ready for a deeply divided economy so that the rich can stay completely separated from

the poor. Everybody like a broken system? Say yeah. Amen. Who's getting ready to gentrify? You had those locked and loaded. You've been waiting to say that, rehearsing it in the mirror. Just all the things I hate about America that I think

about a lot. Yes. I have a couple more questions before you go. Yeah. Thank you for coming. Thank you for having me. All the way down the street. It took so long to get here. Who are your beauty icons?

Who just makes you want to get up and do the thing? To do the damn thing, Dolly, Amy Winehouse. Dolly Levi? With this. Or Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton. Okay. Dolly the sheep.

Actually. The genetically engineered sheep. Dolly the sheep. Actually. The genetically engineered sheep. The cloned sheep. That's your drag name. Dolly the genetically engineered sheep. Sexy and scientific baby. Yes. You want to shear this pussy?

You want to shear this pussy? Like, mom, I'm so sorry if you're listening. Oh, please. We said it, said it not her yeah she was horrified but yes i love you know what what my my uh how about this gagiana sorry sorry the police just arrived federal prison yeah federal prison um a beauty mark police i love a beauty mark i love a i think it's so cute and i love when queens incorporate that into their look it's like yes because it's art but it's also like a real face yeah a mole or a freckle i learned from this is not a read shay used to have difficult

like skin when we were doing drag and she taught me when you have like a pimple you just put like a little now it's a birthmark and drag i was like oh my god i love it i love it i love it i just put my rosacea i just make it like a port wine stain oh i wanted to ask you this earlier is it rosacea or is it psoriasis or eczema it's psoriasis okay because i have eczema i yeah i i family genes actually when i was fired um the only time i had it was just coming from the dermatologist and i the it was psorias. I was shocked though because usually psoriasis is pretty like, it's a nuisance

to say the least. But I have, it's light. Kim Kardashian has psoriasis. I know, I learned that yesterday. How about that? You feel a little left out.

Yeah, how about that? It's on my face. You can't see it around my asshole which is fine but it's all on my face. It's a problem. Girl, over the summer

I had acute dyshydotic eczema oh you should kill yourself how do you know that is it little bubbles yes how do you know that hydra dyshydotic dyshydotic it was these little bubbles on my trigger warning i guess on my hands that were they would explode and they itched and burned like a motherfucker i've gotten them before yes and they and they it transfers between fingers it's fucking disgusting is it like poison ivy kind of or like teeny little clear bubbles on your skin i'm gonna throw up all over you painful and gross itch yes your shirt's on poison ivy no it was a cute dyshydotic eczema and i had an ointment it's them they pop and then they sting perfect and they spread yes and i had just fucking worked at the bank i just got in the bank job and i was hi how are you hi how are you

band-aids all over my fucking fingers with with felt like a leper set looking like goddamn jason vorhees going to the mall and i have served a girl would you fuck jason vorhees or freddie krueger um neither but do you remember this whole discussion about ted bundy being hot i i don't entertain those kind of notions freddy krueger is fine they're not real mary girl to you that's charles manson this is charles manson was kind of cute ted bundy was i mean listen that looks like brian cranston he was a very attractive person he couldn't have been that sick of a predator if he wasn't charismatic and like absolutely and luring people like you can't be that guy from trailer park boys

with the big glasses and be and be like when i get in my car no one's gonna get in your car mary speak for yourself believe me i've tried i also don't have a car so i'm also inviting people to a car i don't have do you want to walk side by side to back to my house where i'll kill you my other question is when did you know you were beautiful oh well you've never told me so i haven't i dm'd you hey fat bitch yes you did yes i did no i um you know what it's a how about this it's a gradual learning process because i used to be you know in high school you're a little self-confident or self-conscious to a certain extent in college i really blossomed both like into a woman sexually found out my aesthetic that i was going for and then i became a functioning member of society was miserably depressed and my self-confidence kind of but being online now is like i have so

many nice people beyond all the hate comments you know whatever um i have a lot of nice people and it's um it makes me feel good i mean you know posting a little selfie always makes you feel good when they're like yes yeah so yeah i feel like um it has to come it has to come from within because it does because if you listen to whatever what are you about to say no i was like of course it does well yeah because if you're solely relying on the opinions of others for your self-worth you'll never be satisfied and i'll leave you with that is that something you want well let me tell you you're never gonna get it it's true yeah and also i always rest on like even super hot people think they're like horribly fat and ugly and whatever nobody you

know the grass the grass is never green no grass ain't green anywhere it's dead it just looks green yeah from the other side dead and brown and i had shitted on it exactly i'm eating that shit gobbling it up yeah looking at the other side is it greener over there yeah it's it's really true i interviewed um lauren gray if y'all know who lauren gray is nope gray's anatomy no close uh she's a really young tiktoker she was on musically like think of like the beauty standard it's lauren gray and i talked to her and i was like what's the hardest part of you know your day of what you do in a day and she was like waking up and like seeing myself in the mirror like the most beautiful person you can think of she was

like i pick myself apart i hate my nose i hate my hair i hate this and i'm like lauren gray you're beautiful it's so like i don't want to say comforting but it's validating to a certain extent to hear some of the most beautiful people be like god i wish i could change everything you know like to what to what to what from what yeah well they need to discover plastic surgery well we're in the hot spot you think I'm not getting Botox the minute I turn 25 it's like sometimes that we talk about like the impossible ideals but the fact that the ideals are impossible should also just be sort of like you said reassuring yeah I mean I love I I really appreciate being like uh sort of inhabiting various parts of the middle realm.

You know what I mean? I just don't. Middle Earth. Yeah, Middle Earth. Sorry. Yeah. Hobbit land. You know, looking like an orc is very comforting to me because.

That's a fetish. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Also. Well, it's like we have our worst selves and especially doing drag and hair and makeup and stuff. We have our best selves. Yeah. And we know that the truth is somewhere in the middle and yeah we know we have access to like because if when you work in makeup or you're a performer if you've ever played any kind of character then you're not a fucking like uh knuckle dragging

dummy you know that it's all just an illusion and and whatever you can't get it and it's also also changing absolutely like the cat's ass today and like look semi-fuckable tomorrow well and well even with beauty standards if you want to talk about like in the 50s Marilyn Monroe and then in the 90s it was boy body you know like supermodel boy body and then now it's Kim Kardashian it's like it'll always ebb and flow yeah so I don't know I feel really bad for these young like i see on tiktok all the time 17 18 year olds getting brazilian butt lifts jesus and like literally getting like fat taken out of somewhere and putting it into the sides of their hips they need to put it in their neck

support your head ham hock neck every necklace can become a choker thank you you know the the narrow the less distance there is from your chin to your shoulders, the happier you'll be, mama. Says who? Me. And science. Hello. We're changing the beauty standard. One.

There's an unrealistic beauty standard. Yeah. Having a neck like a tire. One stump at a time. Yeah. Yeah. Scarves. Skin scarves, mama.

Skin scarves. Okay. Love yourselves. yourselves pretty where can people find you you can find me at britney underscore broski would you please spell that b-r-i-t-t-a-n-y underscore b-r-o-s-k-i you sure can and you can check out your new podcast the official yes please check out um it's called the for you podcast the official tiktok podcast we interview guests every week talking about their experiences on tiktok, it's called the For You Podcast, the official TikTok podcast. We interview guests every week, talking about their experiences on TikTok,

how it's affecting change, affecting culture. And it's a good old time. Come check us out. Will you please have the Dream Team on in Russia? No. Okay. What type of content do they make? Can you describe it in two words?

Hit song. Hit song. I'll play it for you. It's a fucking bop. Really? Yes. They make music? Yes. Or they dance it to music?? Hit song. Hit song. I'll play it for you. It's a fucking bop. Really? Yes. They make music? Yes.

No, mama. Hit song. Okay, period. Okay, yeah. A song to get hit to. Yeah. It's called Partying Wildly. I love you.

Okay. Brittany, I love you. I love you. You're one of my best friends. Isn't that sad it's not can I my heart still flutters

a little bit when you text me hey bitch she's like what are you doing bitch I'll be like what are you doing right now cunt

I'm like I'm naked in my bed crying get those claws out of your pussy and come over here and hang out I'll text her

a drop of a hat like can we just go out right now and she's like I'm literally in the middle of working and I'm like you never make an effort

if I get the whim to go out and she doesn't say yes I'm like this fucking friendship is so one sided will the abuse ever stop no stay tuned goodbye you