The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - Cum Dump Millionaire with Priyanka

Episode Date: February 16, 2021

Straight from the Great White North, Trixie and Katya are joined by Canadian TV personality, drag queen, and winner of Canada's 2020 Drag Race: the queen Priyanka! Topics covered in this episode include the joys of nasal COVID swabs, the ancient drinking traditions of Newfoundland, bootyhole sex in drag, and consensual dick pics. Follow Priyanka: @TheQueenPriyanka Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Eligibility and member terms apply. All right. You've asked for her by name. No one asked for her. Yeah, we're recording. Put the headphones on. Can I get a drink? Is that mic on?

Check one, two, one, two. Can you hear yourself in the... Woo, woo. Oh, I don't think I can. Wait, wait, wait. Sorry. I'm so sorry. Priyanka.

All right, all right. Welcome back to the bald and the beautiful. I'm Trixie Mattel. I am bald. I am Katya. I am also bald. And today we have somebody who is so beautiful. Yes.

In and out of drag. Yeah. The trade of the season, sis. Pop off wig. Yeah, you know what? It's nice. Nobody's trade on post-drag race. Let's just get that out of the way the trade of this season sis pop off wig yeah you know what it's nice nobody's trade on repost drag race let's just get that out of the way trade is trade is relative trade is not trade is not a synonym for attractive what does it mean trade means someone who is unclockably gay unclockable straight passing and and kind of like a dude.

You think that's what that means? I would describe myself that way. Like, I'm that. Like, unclockable, can't tell I'm gay. Look at me. Rough trade. I thought trade was just like someone you pulled, like not committed sex. I thought it was like produce.

Like you trade it. I don't think it's that. I could be wrong. I'm speaking as if I know exactly what I'm talking was like produce. Like you trade it. I don't think it's that. I could be wrong. I'm speaking as if I know exactly what I'm talking about with conviction. We'll have to ask one of the old... You are the oldest gay. I am old. Yeah, I'm old.

How old are you? Rough trade. I'm 43. Who would know? That's hot. I just got done with a client. 155. Okay, got it.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, gentle listeners. Sorry. Tati's getting a COVID test, so. Concierge medical testing. That's hot, though. I like when they show up like you're always hosting. You don't have to travel. Well, the last one I had in my apartment, I answered the door. The nurse was there in a biohazard level five outfit. And then she says, no, boom, boom, swab.

And she was out the door. Not even, she was in the door. I worried that they would like mix you up with somebody like how do they know to then take that and that's your name and put it usually ask your birthday oh yeah she asked for some information okay i thought she's like no it could be like trixie showing up at your door no my nose my nose is so big you don't have to ask you could probably stick something in there and i wouldn't even know about it I just hate the way It tickles

It makes you sneeze after Yeah have you had The deep one The deep The deep dick Where it goes into your brain The lobotomy swab Yeah that one

That's wild I kind of like it I'm addicted to pain It hurt me a little bit No you're joking What Are you really into pain Yeah like bite me

You guys we have Priyanka on the pod Oh yeah Hey everybody Painful Priyanka's here we're so fortunate because you're in town doing a secret project and you're just down the street here in hollywood and if we're going to talk about the elephant in the room there was some miss scheduling oh i miss i scheduled for the wrong week and then i said just five minutes before we're starting

trixie's setting up it's like oh i should probably make sure she's on her way and she says it's next week you stupid bitch. Yeah. I'm like. What the hell's happening? And also like. What are you doing in your hotel alone? Just ready.

Like. Where are you doing? Ready to go. Yeah. Where are you doing? I'm ready for any drag race girl to call me. So I can be a part of their circle. Can I please hang out with you now? Can I hang out?

Hey Katia. What are you doing today? Hey Flop. Hey Flop. Hey Flop. You, Flop. Hey, Flop. You live in Toronto. Why? Am I being attacked?

Is it for the Greenspace Festival? I won Canada's Drag Race. I'm Canadian. I know. Why? How come? I live in Toronto because that's where you go for fame in Canada. You like Toronto?

It's the LA of Canada. I mean, it's the LA of Canada, but here's the problem is now that I landed in LA, I'm like, oh my God. You don't think Vancouver's the LA of Canada? I think, it's the LA of Canada, but here's the problem is now that I landed in LA, I'm like, oh my God. You don't think Vancouver's the LA of Canada? I think I'm gonna like it here. So I tweeted about moving to LA and all the Canadian fans were like, you can't betray us. They all snatched that crown so fast.

I'm going to betray them and move here. Why don't you try Vancouver first? I've been there. The gays are scary there. No! Scary gay. Scary gay. Canada is so big, I will say that like when I've toured it

it really feels like because we usually tour left to right like you go up in Seattle and tour left to right left to right yeah you start up by Vancouver

and you go towards like you end in Halifax or whatever if you look at the map well because we're on the west and it really feels like every time that bus stops it's a different country

yeah it is did you go to Saskatchewan girl everywhere you fit in there everywhere is that a Native American slur what yeah yeah it is did you go to saskatchewan girl everywhere you fit in there everywhere yeah is that a native american slur what uh how many how many um i want to test you how many um what do you call them provinces can you name alberta okay okay ontario newfoundland Work bitch You already said one

Connecticut Not this Cause there's provinces and there's territories Don't forget The Banff mountain range Not this You need to be expelled There's Jane Cum, Frederica Bimmel

Yeah I think I do I know the capitals of the provinces, I feel like. Okay, ready? Here we go. Okay. British Columbia. Oh, yeah. Work, bitch.

Okay. Then we have Alberta. That would be, Alberta would be Calgary, Edmonton. I forgot Quebec. Cowboys, you forgot Quebec. Oh, what's the capital? Alberta is Calgary. Calgary. Or is Edmonton

Oh Calgary is where They have Stampede Because I've done Stampede Yeehaw Maybe not The Norse intern Come on over to Calgary They kind of talk like that

Oh really okay Calgary Calgary Saskatchewan Saskatoon And then there's where There's Ontario Toronto

Toronto Quebec Montreal No Is it Quebec City Can you do a French Canadian voice Quebec City Not French but where there's Ontario, Toronto, Quebec, Montreal. No. Is it Quebec City? Can you do a French Canadian voice? Not French,

but like, hello, how are you? Did you see my Snapchat? Did they do that? I was bad at accents. Oh, listen, this is a safe space

for bad Snapchat. Can we practice my French Canadian accent like a workshop? I don't know how they do that. I don't know how to imitate that. I only know that when they speak.

Hello, how are you? Hello, how are you? Welcome to Quebecbec we have the linda on oh okay yeah so it's like i'm not you know my accents are famous i could be a dialogue coach really you think oh i mean flawless i know you're famous we're not that famous when you think like michael shannon when you think like dave daniel dave lewis dave le Dave Lewis when you think Jodie Foster the woman from Hillbilly Elegy yeah Amy Adams

Glenn Close when you think Glenn Close Meryl you think me yeah yeah yeah well Meryl as I know her her friends call her Meryl

everyone knows that there's also Newfoundland we have New Brunswick we have Prince Edward Island have you gotten screeched over there yeah since that's where you like

you drink the shot you eat the meat And you get your booty hole Fingered in the bathroom Girl Over in Newfoundland Let me tell you Let me tell you

You drink your shot You eat the meat You get fingered When you're not from there You have somebody Who's from there Take you to a bar Or whatever

And they sing you a song They sing a song They give you a shot Of what I forget It's nasty It's like absinthe It's really hardcore alcohol

Okay They make you kiss A raw fish on the lips. And I think there's a half. They pass the same fish around the bar. None. Everyone kisses it. Okay.

COVID. It was a pangolin. That's how it started. Okay. And then I think I wore a rain hat. Yes, they put a rain hat on you. They put a rain hat on you. And then people sing and scream at you.

Oh, they don't think you're in the bathroom? No, sorry. That was just an extracurricular. That's her twist. Okay, so you take a shot, you kiss a fish, and they scream at you. Yeah, they don't think you're in the bathroom? No, sorry. That was just an extracurricular. That's her twist. Okay, so you take a shot, you kiss a fish, and they scream at you. Yeah. Screeching. It's cool. It's cool. And what is this for? To make you an honorary Newfoundland, Newfie.

Cool. That's Canada for you. You can't come here if you have a DUI, but we're over here open mouthed kissing fish. Yeah. But the fish was COVID tested, like it's fine. Rapid tested. That's wild. tested that's wild that's cool i did a more quick test on a fish inconclusive inconclusive it's kind of hot so you're from canada if you didn't know so i live in toronto because that's what i have to do i like toronto a lot it's such a beautiful city fun fact

my um my friend from toronto who who last time I was in Toronto, she came to my hotel room. She's a really great singer. And she had me record a story about douching. And then she just created this song called I Douched For This. And it's really great. I douched for this. That's a bop.

Yeah, it's really great. Yeah, it's really great. That's a bop, bop, bop. I wonder at some point, maybe we can hook this up to the mainframe. Maybe we can. I don't know. It doesn't matter.

You can also just play it into the microphone. Yeah, I want to hear it. Not with this phone. What's wrong with your phone? My phone sucks shit. My phone sucks shit. She's always going through phone journeys. But I'm not.

I'm not one of those people. I'm not one of those people who has like, I'm not one of those people. Okay, tell me. Who has a cracked phone screen. I will say this. Okay. There is a lot of things about me. Mine's cracked.

No, no. It has nothing to do With being rich or poor No it is It does have It has to do Are you rich or you poor You're poor I'm not poor

And I'm not rich I'll say something Brave I The day my phone gets cracked I get a phone The day of or the next day I can't be seen

With that cracked screen I can't be seen With that cracked screen Save your money I can't be seen With that cracked screen But she's a former poor And I But there's Not necessarily about being poor it's about like i don't know what it

is maybe it's just because every drug dealer i know how to correct phone screen i don't know maybe that's it yeah that's fair it's also like fingers running over broken glass that's not about being elite so are you saying i should get a new phone get a burner yeah get a burner fingers are bleeding must be nice yeah anyways um but so okay so you um are a drag queen yeah i'm a drag queen and i've only been doing drag for three years you are famous and rich you are overnight famous i just want i just want you to say that you just finally call me famous you are you're overnight famous and rich i feel great and And Canada's Drag Race, we talked about a little bit

on Pit Stop, was so good. We were like, this is like the energy of the early seasons of Drag Race. Yeah. It was really nice.

I was expecting it to kind of be hocus pocus, like bullshit. I think we all were. You guys snapped. The soundtrack for the lip syncs snapped. Yeah.

Except for Starship Beautiful. Who cares about that song? I don't like that song either. Why is it so sad? I don't even know. Isn't it Alona had to do that, right? Alona and Boa. Yeah, Except for Scarlet Shit Beautiful. Who cares about that song? I don't like that song either. Why is it so sad? I don't even know. Isn't it Alona had to do that, right? Alona and Boa.

Yeah. Not a great song. But I mean, Girlfriend and then Tegan and Sarah. I drove all night. Thank you. I drove all night. So good. Hello, Ali X.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who knew? Carly Rae Jetson. Yeah. Carly Rae Jetson. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. And then that's all I can remember. Some Deborah Cox. Carly Rae Jetson. Yes. Carly Rae Jetson. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. And then, uh, that's all I can remember. Some Deborah Cox. Carly Rae Jetson. Yes. Oh, uh, if you could read my mind.

Yes. Yes. Oh man. Yeah. We had to do that as an opening number back in Boston. It's one of those songs. Yeah. It is one of those songs.

It's a very drag song. Gordon Lightfoot is shaking. Who's Gordon Lightfoot? Okay. He's like the Canadian Bob Dylan. I know that's reductive, but I think that's how people would acknowledge him. Yeah.

You wrote that song originally. It's like a, like a folk song. Okay. But then the divas, the gay version is like, I will always love you. Yeah.

Except not really. Kind of, sort of, sort of in a way it got popified. Yeah. No, Candace Drag Race blew the fuck up. And I have a Jimbo to thank for that screaming on that fucking mountain.

Like that, like that going viral off the top of the season was like why a lot of people tuned in. Because they're like, oh, there's crazy bitches on there. We're going to watch this. Who's your favorite from the cast? Lemon. If you had to save one of them, everybody's going to die. Everybody's going to die except you and one other.

Lemon is great. I would say Lemon because she's just so built for drag race. Like I've never met a queen just so built for drag race. You mean built but big boned? She's a big girl. I loved her. Yeah, she was like, think about all of her challenges. How are you so good? Jojo Siwa.

What the fuck? Hail. Hail. All of her mannerisms. She did the perfect. You know what I would say to anybody hell hell hell and when she and then just all of her mannerisms yeah and then when she was she did the perfect I'm you know what

I like I would say to anybody any queen who's like get on the ones to get on the show you have to look at hers is the best best best model

for what to do in Snatch Game you just never stop no and like she never hesitates she always has an answer she's just like and like

in like it's just so funny like punctuates it really well like she's so good and i don't know who that was because i have no idea who jojo siwa is yeah i learned later it was but i didn't know at the time i was like i have no idea who this person is hysterical hysterical get this woman an oscar for this original character original so funny and also not even really like not um didn. It's not insulting. No. She loved it.

Yeah. Jojo retweeted it and stuff. She was in it. Yeah. When I dressed up as her, she reached out and was really fine about it. She loves gay people. It's her drag. She didn't look like that when she was in bed.

You know. She might. She wears the scrunchie on the other side. Yeah. She switches it. Yeah. She was so good. And Lemon, even when lemon went home that was like

a great look and she did a great job yeah we were all kind of like why is she going home right now but it's because at the end everyone does a good job and then it's like how do you split hairs here yeah because lemon wasn't leaps and bounds worse than anyone it was just a simpler what'd she go home on makeover makeover and she did a good job it just was yeah you're over yeah makeover challenge is always so weird too because like it's always someone who goes home that's like a fan fave that episode and it was was it rainbow railroad so they have these people who have come to canada as like refugees so they're not performers so you're at the mercy of whoever you perform with i hate the makeover episode it's i mean i want it oh good for you that's good for me

that was a good look though fucking bitch do you know why that look was good i mean i don't know if you want to hear us recap drag race but yeah like the way the proportions were built with like the shoulders and the matching jewelry was like you guys weren't mirror images you were going to the same event yeah which is like that's how you do it yeah it's not to be your twin no and then also in terms of energy i just like didn't give a shit anymore because i was like you know what enough enough with these mental games i'm over it you kind of give up and that's what makes you do better yeah or worse yeah or worse um well you had just lip synced um your drive i drove all night i think once you're in the bottom and survive it does clear your

energy of it gives you a case of the fuck it's don't you yes it does and you're like the worst case scenario already happened yeah and if people see you turn the lip sync they look at you differently yeah that yeah that happened to me they're like hmm yeah that did happen to her you almost went home second second in season seven that is so crazy to think about yeah i wouldn't be here that's is that she'd be dead no i wouldn't be here i know i know i wouldn't be dead i mean, I might be dead. I mean, I might be dead. Timberlake died after she left Drag Race. Yeah, Sasha Bell was executed. Yeah, electric chair high.

Yeah, yeah. I probably would be doing I'd probably be working at the golf store or something. That's hot, though. Dick's Sporting Goods. I think that's I'm attracted to that. Dermatola Crabbe, when she left Drag Race, when she left All Stars, people would be like, so people would meet up with her and be like you were so good she's like oh thank you and they'd be like so what are you gonna do now and she's like i'm still gonna do drag like do you think i'm dead like she's like i guess i'll die yeah i should probably kill myself because to the average

person everyone's like who just quits drag race, you fucking idiot. Right. Could you imagine you quit drag race? Yeah. Yeah. She did. Absolutely. I can't. I can imagine it every episode. Every episode.

Was it weird when Adore quit? Yeah, it was. I mean, or was it just kind of like. But you kind of saw that coming, though. No, I didn't see anything coming because I'm not paying attention to anybody. Fair. And then you go in there and then she was like where is she and then she's crying

and then all of a sudden she's leaving and it's like whoa and it was wild I don't get it though I mean well no no they were really tough on her that first day yeah I mean those judges those judge critiques are so weird and you didn't see the whole thing you know you know how so much happens not to mention a talent show her singing it was so great like come on I didn't think anything was

bad about it I was like I didn't think anything was bad I was like I didn't think anything was bad about it there was they could have they could have read me much worse and like

and I it was so weird whatever you know yeah lots of stuff lots of stuff it's all about yeah

water under the bridge yeah it's all about well don't you think you can it's all about Coco Montrese with that little hat

doing this yeah Coco was living. It was. She was booked. It was a David Lynch film. How did you feel watching it? Like I was watching a David Lynch play.

Like it was crazy and you watch it twice. Yeah, watching it twice. And when you do the talent shows, they make you do it twice. Yeah. And so the first time you really don't know what the people are doing. Right. And then the second time you're like... Second time you're like, okay,

well let's try to see what this actually is. Did anybody completely like just fuck it up on their second pass? Detox did not do her second one. Oh, cause of the pain. And I almost didn't do mine because I was so out of shape. I was like almost like, I can't do it again.

Um, but, um, even though like it's my, you know, my like beginner level gymnastics routine, but like they, um,

yeah, detox into it. Cause the reset was not possible. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody else did it twice. And gymnastics routine, but like they, yeah, detoxed into it because the reset was not possible. Not possible. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody else did it twice. And I didn't realize how bad Fifi sounded.

She sounded rotten. Well, because half of it was like acapella. Is she rotten? She's not a rotten person. No, no. She's so nice. She's, I love her. She's so cool.

She's such a good drag queen. Yeah, she's really fun to hang out with and be around do you ever get upset at the way people are perceived and then you're like they weren't like that or they were like that when the cameras were rolling and everyone just hates them I don't I mean are you ever really perceived

I don't think it's like I don't think that I think people react to what is portrayed yeah I think people often ask me about kind they're like oh is kind a big bitch like she was on the show and I get angry

because I'm like well she acted that way and that's what the cameras caught that made the edit so I can't say that the edit made her look bad yeah I never feel bad about like

they showed what I said I'm like well you said it yeah that's how I feel yeah I got to a point in confessionals where they would try you know how they try to

pull the stories out of you and I'm like wait wait wait what do try to pull the stories out of you? And I'm like. Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean pull the stories out of you? She has a book up her ass. They're trying to scroll the scroll that you shoved in your fucking pussy. I was like, get it out, man.

How do you think I was getting action? I forgot to bring porn. Give me an example of how. Okay. I'm you. I'm Priyanka. Mark Kanemora, whatever your name is. And then you're. The story producer. Let's Priyanka. Mark Kanemora, whatever your name is. And then you're... This is our producer.

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Turn on connections. Turn on possibilities. There are hundreds of programs and services available at the Y. See what you can achieve at ymcagta.org. Okay, now we're back. So I'm Priyanka Chopra. Good. And I'm in the- So proud of you. Accomplishments. Yeah. Priyanka Del Rio. Yeah. It's the end of the day. I'm feeling very helpless and vulnerable. We're at the beginning of the day, but yeah. We are at the end of the day. I'm feeling very helpless and vulnerable. We're at the beginning of the day.

But yeah, we are at the beginning of the day. I feel very refreshed and integrated. And I'm prepped and primed to be taking advantage of a malicious, evil, malevolent story producer.

Tell me what's your, how do you prompt these questions? So like yesterday in the workroom, you saw Bobo working. Like what did you see? No, you can't say that. It's like, don't you think that

when you saw Bobo in the workroom, she was really, really, I would never get that. It's like, don't you think that when you saw Bobo in the workroom, she was really, really, I would never get that. But that's, maybe that's the US, that's the US Canada version. Yeah,

so you're actually saying that's not leading the witness. I would get, I love, we had the same story producer on both of our seasons and I love her, but she would lead us

very honestly down the path. She'd be like, so, I like that though. So Shangela fires up her sewing machine. Yeah,

that's like all she would say. And I'd be like, yes, she did girl. And it went crazy, you know? And personally, I'm,

I loved being in the confessional room. So whatever they wanted me to say, I would say with vigor and gusto. I loved it. Yeah. It's fun. I love that one day where, it was like,

it's in best drags bridesmaid cut Kennedy, best drags bride. And then it cuts again. And she goes, have someone else say it. And then it cuts to someone else saying it. I love when they do those moments of like, kind of,

of shit. Yeah. Because it's, it gets really cheesy and tropey. And it's like, yeah, the one thing I can't stand is like, so it's another day in the workroom.

It's another day in the workroom. No fucking shit whore. Oh, I hate it. No fucking shit whore. Sure is like so it's another day in the work room no fucking shit whore no fucking shit whore it's another day in the work room and I'm doing mediocre it's great no I hate it

and then describing the runways I was always so bad at it okay I have a I have the thing that I can't stand about drag race

is the runway description so you don't like it or you should come prepared? I hate them. You don't like, I'm serving, I'm looking fierce in my red dress.

All they say, they just describe the outfit. I was like, this is not closed captioning for the blind. No. Like we know, we can see what the runway is.

My producer would always be like, so, okay, here we go. We're gonna do the runaways now. And you're like, oh shit. Do you not like reading the girls?

Cause I like reading the girls Cause I like reading the girls I love reading the girls Okay To a point where I was like Just tell me what you want me to say I'll say it Oh friend I'm like

I'm here to end friendships Oh yeah Like even when Lemon went home I was like Lemon was my best friend But bye bitch Like just get it out I'm not there to like

Make friends I would walk in And I would be like I'm gonna go talk shit about you all now When I go to interviews And I come back And be like I talk shit about all of you

Yeah I don't care I don't care That's the whole care I will say though that not everybody feels that way there's been some drag queens who've reached out

personally after Drag Race and said that our friendship is over because of the reading of the drag that surprises me did you not know what show you're on

also what was your experience before the show because I never received one compliment in drag but she was a TV star before the show children's TV right yeah children's TV

Spongebob spoke square pants and now I'm talking about being booty hole show oh children's tv right yeah children's tv spongebob square pants and i'm talking about being booty hole fingered in newfoundland yeah that's good is that did you like while i was in newfoundland to shoot why tv is the zone i um i was yeah big tv star but i didn't truly start feeling validated like people didn't really praise me until i was on drag race drag race but, that's a lie. Hold on. Hang on. Wait, did you make TV money? Were you rich? No. I know. I've seen that.

How do you feel looking at that? What would you say to Little Mark? I know. We're looking at a picture of Priyanka on YTV here, a kids program. I look good. I just feel bad for myself. I think you look great. I look good. I just feel bad for myself. Like I wasn't. I think you look great.

I think you look really good. I'm not saying I look ugly. Did you like the people you worked with? Yes, I did. But I was always like very like the Ashley Simpson of the network, like living in the shadow of someone else's dream. Ashley Simpson. Oh, really?

Because it was Carlos who was the Jessica Simpson and he was like on the network for like 15 years. So he was always the hero and stuff. And he's, you know, there's no hate towards him. I love him. He's great.

But I always kind of felt like, Oh, like they're not going to put the gay guy in the forefront. Do you, um, so wait, how old were you when you were on that show? I was,

it was between 21 to 21 last year. I was a baby. Quite an age. I will say quite six years on the advantage that you walked in with some actual TV experience yeah it helps it helps a lot I'd never even been on

I'd never seen a TV camera I can't imagine never seen a TV camera never I could not imagine because like even watching like someone like Bobo be around those kind of cameras

for the first like she just wouldn't stop talking because she didn't understand when there was a clear we're rolling on the stories and a clear we're just like

the cameras are down did you I mean probably not because I remember the first thing that i noticed was the pauses and how long everything took and i was like oh this is not a tv show it doesn't like go bam bam bam like you do one thing and then you pause for camera repositioning and then you line up and then the director tells you where to sit and then you do and i'm like oh my god i don't think people realize like when rupaul's giving the rules for the challenge or whatever,

let's say the mini challenge, there's like eight cameras there. Yeah. And they're on these huge moving tripods with one person per camera. Yeah. It takes 15 minutes to move all those cameras every time. Yeah. And sometimes there's like a glitch or something or they need to put a battery in there or something.

Yeah. And there's a lot or lights out or whatever. And it's like. The mini challenge is five minutes in the show. It takes hours. Yeah. Yeah, it takes a long, long, long time. And the worst for us was in between all those pauses.

It was so fucking cold. I love that. We love that. I love it. Because we had a polar vortex. Oh. Right? They forgot.

We shot in a warehouse and they didn't install heat. Oh! We need to get into that. I want to go to Canada's drag race. That is no, that's fierce. So in drag, it was fine

because you never sweat unless you have to load lip sync for your life. So you always stayed matte, which is great. Yeah. But like getting, like tucking and stuff,

you're always like, yeah. That is, if you've ever gotten in drag somewhere really cold, it's hard. It's very hard. At Plan B in Madison,

we used to like, God, I remember like the show director being in like a bandana with no eyebrows, like crouched down in like a men's winter coat looking like fucking aunt Jackie, trying to light a butane, like a butane heater. So we could all get in drag. Like so shocking. I'm like,

don't worry, girl, you don't even have eyebrows to burn off. You're going to be fine. Oh my God. We literally had to stuff those like hot paws, paws, like, heat packets in our costumes. It was that cold. Oh, God.

See, if you had her around, you just put the hand near the body. I'd be the butane furnace. You run hot when she's in drag. Are you a sweaty bitch? The first thing, the only thing I was worried about in drag before I got to drag race was, and it was to the point where I couldn't sleep at night. I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do about my sweating. I don't know what I'm going to do

about, I'm never going to like, because I never stopped sweating in drag. It was a huge problem. How did it stop since? Huge problem. No, but like when I got to Drag Race,

it was freezing and it was the first time in my entire life I've ever been freezing in drag. Cool. Ever. I was like, everything else was a problem,

but like the temperature was not. Right. At least there's a bright side. It was incredible. Incredible. RuPaul's a big, big sweater. big sweater oh interesting and i remember seeing her out of drag she would get you know um her system would be patting her down uh-huh sweating first day of all stars the air was there was an air problem and rupaul walked in and said this isn't gonna work yeah and i was in like a velour bodysuit with a breastplate on like

yeah so bad but you know they had to do um interviews in the morning right yeah we did our interviews in the morning for all stars and because i'm the only person who's in the morning and because i'm the only person on time you know i'd be the first one in the chair at 7 a.m even interviews get me in there same because they knew i'd the only one who'd show up yeah wow damn i mean did you like when did you do At the end of The mornings The mornings So and you would be Talking about yesterday

Yeah yesterday Okay Which is kind of better Because then you're not volatile We had to do We switched to One day on the weekend To do the entire week

What That is rotten It's insane I think one day I did Rigor Morris I did one day One day

I think the last day We had to do Interview interviews for five hours. And just sit there? Yeah, it was really tough. It was really tough. That sucks so much because, like, what jokes do you make after so long? Yeah, and also, like, do you remember anything? Trixie's Grocery just came, by the way.

Oh, what did you get? I got some Honeycrisp apples. Honeycrisp apples. Do you have any gum in there? Oh, yeah. Katja wants gum Oh She's ready to dive back into it

Were you excited when Canada I mean In America we love Canada's Drag Race Canada must have been Losing their shit for you guys Yeah did they When like the cast got announced and stuff And when it started

And people realized it was A good good season Oh yeah they couldn't believe it They must be so proud of you Because we went from like Them thinking it was gonna because here's the thing

is Canadian productions have a little bit of a how you say pattern where it always ends up being like the really weird stepbrother spin off

of the show like the diet yeah like Canadian Idol was like a little bit weird like you know but Amazing Race Canada is good and Big Brother Canada

is amazing but like there was there was an era so everyone kind of thought that Canada's Drag Race was going to be that especially when like everyone was worried

that RuPaul wasn't going to be there and then they were like who are these judges like nothing makes sense Stacey Stacey with her notes

I love the way I thought her hair and styling was fantastic you killed it so good and um I guess what I want to ask

is like people in Canada are wild for american drag race they love us they're what yeah did that that translate to it did yeah it did which is really really cool for us because it felt they're fabulous and we were able to do viewing parties and stuff because canada opened up in the summer so i was able to get a piece a little slice of drag race fame and it was cool because we felt equal and everyone cares so much like people only ever want to talk about Miss Cleo

and I drove all night and all that shit and I was like oh like people care about this this is amazing yeah after the fact they only remember the things that are iconic one way or another yeah yes they forget your failures thank god well I mean I get it unless you win unless you win

oh right yeah yeah yeah I mean I think it's fine because I'm like, you just spent the entire summer watching this show and this is what you obsess over. You probably rewatched the episodes. Like, this makes sense. Yeah. Have you rewatched the episodes? I haven't watched them since the summer.

Yeah. I was a big fan of all of you guys. I only rewatched- Scarlett owns my ass. You love Scarlett Bobo. Dude, she just, all that work done and all that makeup. Scarlett owns my ass. She owns my ass.

Would you let her no i just love her drag she reminds me of a girl like this i don't want to say this but like the slutty drag queen that you get drunk with oh yeah i love that yeah and then rita some of her some of those looks i just i didn't love all her looks but like the one with the ice on the eyes i was like you better work you whore she reminded me of obviously like madowe yeah you know like that world she is very that and so if you understand i just loved you guys you guys were all so good yeah i just feel bad for rita because the world just not the world but the drag race community just kind of turned on her out of nowhere turned on her you think why no i know they would send her really awful things like go kill yourself

and stuff you're doing it right if it's happening though like we all get that's what i think she's like the only person who doesn't get messages like i don't get messages i send them to myself yeah today i got a really mean email about merch and i told him off do you do you respond to hate mail to negative comments do you shot it and post it people say the the funniest shit about me it's so fun what's the fight what's the funniest well it's kind of weird because it's like they're all, they like all want to root for me, but then some of them don't know why they're rooting for me. And that's where the weird compliments come or the weird hate stuff come. Like, yeah, like Priyanka, like I get that she won, but like that bitch is fucking crunchy.

Like she should go fuck herself. I'm like, oh. Okay. This other guy recently wrote on, I got this big bank campaign in Canada and my face is on all these commercials. Rich. Must be nice. And some father was like,

this is the exact reason why I didn't let my kids watch YTV. Obviously someone didn't love this guy growing up. Well, yeah. I mean, they're right. I mean, they're not wrong. Because you're a pedophile. He's a pedophile.

He's a pedophile at the bank. You're a drug smoking, child molesting, piece of shit. Motherfucker. Yeah. I just replied and said, thanks sexy.

Cause like what else do you say? Let me just say this. If I fuck kids, it's not cause I do drag. Those are not at all related. They're not related. If someone's a pedophile, it's not because they do drag.

And if they're a pedophile, and if they're, here we go. Tell us more about why you're a pedophile. This is going to, well, you know... Is there a sound effect? We should also...

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I want to ask you some questions, ma'am. I know we do short answers, long answers, medium. Whatever you feel in your heart that is the answer. Okay. Do you feel beautiful today? I do. I feel sexy. You do?

I'm happy that I wore this outfit to come meet you two because I feel like we're all in the same wavelength in terms of energy. Do you feel sexy out of drag? Do you feel beautiful out of drag? Now I do because of Canada's Drag Race. Really? Mm-hmm.

We always talk, on this show, we talk about beauty ultimately, but it's interesting that being on television made you feel better about yourself like you're like you're out of drag self yeah because like when you know the back to the trade of the season thing people are like oh prerogative is hot and i was like people don't usually say i'm hot i'm gonna look especially not in gay world where it's like unless you're literally a white bodybuilder is 21 yeah so i was like okay so i'm sexy people think i'm sexy they want to pound me this is great because like that like at the gay bars and stuff i'd be out there trying to like you know buy a guy a drink and he's like no but then you would see him like making out with another white

another white guy and you're like oh right i'll never be that so it kind of goes into the skin color world where you're like a hundred percent you don't want to believe it like i never ever wanted to say like it's because i'm dark skinned you don't like me like i never wanted to be that girl because my mom was like walking to the room no matter what your skin color is who cares so I tried to not do that but then when I was a drag queen I kind of saw out into the audience and I would see like you know the black guy approach the

white guy and then the white guy be like no not like you're not my type and you could read their lips and stuff it's like oh it's actually happening this sucks of course it happens to see so it was Canada's Drag Race when people were like oh you're hot in and out of drag. I was like, oh, I feel so much better now about myself, which is cool.

Yeah. You know, a lot of people say that self-esteem doesn't have anything to do with other people's opinions. You don't believe that? I don't find that to be the case. Oh, that's probably your test. Oh, that's my COVID test.

I'm going to take another quick break. Hold on, hold on. My self-esteem just arrived. Can we pick up on exactly that? Because that's interesting. Let's get back to that. We're going to take another quick break. Hold on. Hold on. My thought on this theme just arrived. Can we pick up on exactly that? Because that's interesting. Let's get back to that. We're back talking about beauty. Yeah.

Beauty and the beast. Boyfriend? No. I got dumped right after the finale of Drag Race. No. They're like, when? No. I am a sucker for love.

What does that mean? I love love. But then I found myself Getting addicted to Sex Amphetamines Chem sex P and P

Anon P and P Anon P and P sis Let's get sifting I love love But I'm also addicted To being in anon Chem sex Cum dump

Cum dump Actually Cum dump millionaire Was to be my first name. Cum Dump Millionaire? Are you kidding? I wanted to record an original Jai Ho, but like me. No, no, no. I got it.

I got it. I got it. I got it. Chimo. Do you know what Chimo is? No. Chimo. You got to do it. You have to do it.imo Do you know what Chimo No Chimo You gotta do

You have to do it A child molester song As a kids TV host To the tune of Jai Ho I'll do it for you Will you please record it I can't do it Cause it's too

Chimo Yeah yeah yeah Okay first of all Trixie don't look at us like that Cause you were talking about I would never talk about Any of those things I've been known as

The drag queen Who never makes jokes That are over the line. Yeah, over the line. That's very much. You've never been canceled. Actually, I think it was you. One time I was being canceled and then someone said, oh, Trixie told me she gets canceled once a week.

Oh, I'm obsessed with this. She was on, weren't you on the set of Drag Race or something? You're like, I don't want to get canceled. And a PA told you, yeah, Trixie gets canceled left and right. It was a producer. Yeah. Because someone was calling me racist for something. And they're like, oh, Trixie gets canceled. and right. It was a producer, yeah. Because someone was calling me racist for something. And they're like, oh, Trixie gets canceled.

It's like Trixie being canceled is like the example. Oh, Trixie gets canceled. She's fucking fine. Just go get hers. I will say I have my phone tree. And whenever I get canceled, I have my phone tree of like, because usually I'm like the last person to find out about it. And then I'll call like a Willem or someone.

Or like I was with Whitney Cummings recently, and she was talking about being cancelled and I'm just like do you ever get hurt? no like your feelings? no do you not have feelings?

I know you have feelings but do you have feelings about those kind of things? um not really I mean you can't get cancelled if you don't pay attention to it

that's true though I try not to read comments even on Instagram I telling you why would you do that? post on Instagram post on Twitter

don't look back close the app yeah I love posting on Twitter I don't refresh why would you do that post on Instagram post on Twitter don't look back close the app yeah I love I don't refresh the timeline none of that do you get hurt by comments um no

I don't really like I don't really look at them if I if I'm getting hurt by a comment it's I think it's like there's a a larger issue

happening within your life yes 100% within your life or within other people's life that I'm in a I'm in a vulnerable state right that is a lot that is like where i am in i don't want to read the comments and so if i'm reading the comments something in my life is happening that's bad i

just feel bad i mean like 13 year old mary from like newport that like she wants to reach out to us but like because of all the haters we don't look but some of us don't want to talk to 13 year old Mary from Newport Really? She's sweet No she isn't She owns the Funko Pop I read On Twitter I'm much more Like Much more likely to read fan interactions or whatever

Respond to questions but on Instagram never For both of us I'm sure for you too 99.9% of it is all positive There's not much to like It's lovely I mean it's really lovely But then it all becomes Like a

It just becomes a lovely Like It gets If I'm not the drag queen for you I don't know why You're on my page period I don't know why you're there I don't want to interact with that

Oh seriously What are you doing Well anyways Back to me about Getting dumped Yeah How did you find out That I got dumped was it in an instagram

comment could you imagine and i'll connect like you're so ugly you're ugly i'm like hi we're breaking up i literally my uncle died and then the next day he dumped me and then the next day got a car accident it was like three back how did your uncle dump you after he died and then the next day he dumped me and then the next day got in a car accident. It was like three back to back days. How did your uncle dump you after he died? I know. And then he had the gall to drive drunk away from you. No, so wait, what?

So I was with this guy. So I meet this guy like at the beginning of Canada's Drag Race. Uncle dies. Uncle died, dumped, and then car accident? Yeah. Okay. Just three in a go. Three in a row.

Three in a row. And then I kind of live this week to week with this boyfriend. I'm on Canada's drag race I'm celebrating I'm so happy and how long you been together at the time

well we just started dating in July and then he dumped me like we dated for like this season of drag race oh it was like star fucker that's Mary

that's nothing this isn't a dumping this is not a dumping this is called somebody stopped fucking you somebody stopped fucking you we were boyfriends like

no okay but hear me, hear me out. Hear me out. Let me give you a, no, how long? Two months? Three. Three months. You don't become,

you don't even start to become boyfriends until three months. Let's start an honest discourse. Let's fall in love with him. Listeners. Am I being trained? No, listeners,

if you think that counts as a dumping, let us know. Yeah, call in. Let us know. Call in. Call in. I think three months is,

it was more like an audition that didn't go anywhere. It's kind of a tryout. But I was catching feelings. Oh, so it was one way. That is hard. But then he seemed like he liked me too. I sound like stupid. Did he ever say?

I sound like stupid. Did he ever say that he was- You're in a safe space. Yeah, it's okay. You're in a safe space. One time, talked about in the book, one time a guy, I dated him for five months long distance

and he broke up with me and I wrote him a letter every day for three months. I should be in prison. I should be in prison. You didn't do the after. A handwritten letter. I thought I was in the lake house. You're psychotic.

You're not that kind of girl. Not anymore. She's changed. Are you that kind of girl? She's a callous shell. Do you date? I would like to, but no one will date me.

Wait, no. You're hot. She's got some pre-existing conditions. Stretchy, bendy. She's at risk. I'm very particular. I'm very particular. You're particular, okay.

She pulls the trigger. She gets fucked left and right. I like fucking. Fucking having sex. Fuck or both? I prefer to fuck. I mean, my booty hole's not like a sewer grate. It's like Pennywise the Deadlights.

It's the Pennywise Deadlights. I have the tiniest, teeniest little asshole. How do you poo? You can't even find it. It looks like a blackhead. Yeah, you can't. It's so tiny. You've seen it in a taxi?

Yeah, you can't even find it. It's just not a lot of things going up there. You ever get fisted? No. Actually, one time I was in New York. Yeah. Yeah. It can't even find it. So it's just not a lot of things going up there. You ever get fisted? No, I know. Uh, one time. Oh,

actually, actually, actually one time I was in New York and this guy, I forget what his name is, but he was like, can I fuck you? And I was like, Oh,

like your dick looks too big. And he's like, well, if I could fit four fingers into you, I can fuck you. And I was like, okay. He put four fingers up your booty hole.

Yeah. But not the hand. Not the full hand. He just kind of got here. Like no thumb. Just, just the door is like, for us, like a dick, right? I mean, it booty hole? Yeah. But not the hand. Not the full hand. He just kind of got here. Like no thumb, just the dolls. Four is like a dick, right? I mean. Yeah, well, if you get to the bottom knuckle.

To the hilt. Yeah. And I was so drunk that I didn't really feel it. I was like, do I have a vagina? I liked it. Okay. But that was years ago. You don't have to answer this.

Getting fucked is hard now. As a drag queen, you're so tired all the time. Oh. I want to get fucked. I want to get pounded. i want you to throw me up against the wall and stick it in and just like spit on it are you more of a bottom i'm trying to be but i end up topping more because these little twinks love me oh that's tough it's really hard huh so what do i do we um well do you twinks little twinks that you have a grinder i don't like them no i can't grinder because everyone keeps saying

What's my name? What's my name? Oh yeah That's not fun That's rotten I just get called a catfish Because you are Every

They're just like It's a catfish Or they'll talk for a while And then they'll be like Yeah if this account was real And I'm like Okay And I don't send nudes

Because I don't want them to leak I would never Oh I send them You do With your face in them? I have no tattoos No not with the face in it And I have no tattoos. No, not with the face in it. And I have no tattoos.

With your dingle? Yeah. With your dingle? But I love my penis and my body. So I don't care if people leak. I care, but I'm not ashamed. Right. Have your news ever leaked?

No. I'm not ashamed. Because I don't have any identifying body marks. So it could be anyone's dick. Anyone. I'm not ashamed either, but for some reason, I don't feel comfortable. And I don't know why i think that's okay yeah oh no yeah yeah yeah but i don't feel like ashamed but i'm just not

comfortable no i also just think that um you're just not sure if they're just trying to talk to you for the nude i mean i guess or do we care i don't care i mean bodies are bodies if the i mean the type of person i think leaking someone's nudes says more about the person. Than the person. Yeah. Like, you're gross. Yeah, true. I know that there's a Reddit dedicated to sharing Drag Race Queens nudes.

I think it's fucking gross and I think everyone on it should die. Yeah. That is so weird. So gross. Because all of these were probably obtained in good confidence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm just sending this to someone who might be interested. Yeah, exactly. That's gross to me. Yeah. because all of these were probably obtained in good confidence. I'm just sending this to someone who might be interested. That's gross to me.

And you could argue, well, they're the ones sending it out into the world. No, they're not sending it out into the world, though. They're sending it to another person privately. Which is very normal in our world to send a nude. In anyone's world, actually. What do straight people do? Do they do this?

Oh, absolutely they do. Just like a picture of a labia. I was watching 90 Day Fiance and this girl was like, oh, I like American guys, but the problem is they just always send dick pics and I'm like,

do people hate getting dick pics? Depends on the angle. I'm dead serious. I don't think I've ever gotten a dick pic. I was, I'm either interested in the dick pic or I like, if I don't care,

I just don't even think about it. Yeah. There was one guy who was trying to get my attention. He liked me a lot and we were just like chatting and he just like in the dick pic or I like, if I don't care, I just don't even think about it. Yeah. There was one guy who was trying to get my attention. He liked me a lot and we were just like chatting. Then he just like dropped a dick pic. I don't know where I like, I like a dick pic in context. Like,

would you like to see my penis? Like just ask me. Yeah. I think, I think I hate to say, I think asking to send a dick pic should be kind of the thing. Yeah. Are you okay with nudes or can I send it?

Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like a consent. Yeah. I think that should be a thing Or can I send a dick? Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Consent. Yeah. I think that should be a thing that everyone does. So let's all swap dick pics today. I used to fuck this,

I used to fuck these guys. There were three guys, not related, just over the course of a few years. Copy that. And they were, they would always like, I would say like,

hey, what are you doing? You know, or like the you up text. Yeah. And, and they would need a photographic encouragement to come over oh weird and they always did though when i gave it to them but like it was like they wouldn't it was this when you

were in drag yeah and i was like do you need to sit like well you know what i look like like we've had sex before oh yeah all the time all the time but like but they wouldn't they needed to like you're talking to the fucking hold on hold on Hang on The Julia Roberts Of having sex in drag Of having sex in drag Wait wait wait Yeah It was so fun Do you still want to

Have you had sex in drag Yeah I miss it a lot No You've never had sex in drag Wait Oh come on I sucked a dick in the bathroom At a bar once in drag

Yeah that counts That's a start It came to I felt so proud of myself I think that totally counts Yeah that counts Yeah So would you do booty hole sex

In drag Yeah She did it all And you still would? Absolutely not now though. But now it's not worth it because I'm not getting in drag just to have sex.

And you're too famous now. No, that's not a problem because the people that I'm looking for, they don't know about drag race. But don't you want to do like, don't you want to do like, you know when they do like the, okay, certain female celebrities

are rumored to go to like Brazil. Or Dubai. You can get the blank experience. Yeah. Do you ever want to do the Katya experience for some of these men? Like 10 grand or something? They would never pay 10 grand for it. I would totally if they would.

You never know. You're beautiful. People pay hundreds of dollars just to meet you. But you know what? They pay Lindsay Lohan half a million dollars to go to Dubai and do God knows what. You know, so. I wasn't going to say say the word but you said it I think that

asking to send nudes is good and on top of that not sharing nudes that have been sent to you if Priyanka sent me a nude and I showed it to other people I think that

that's a sin and you should go to hell that's a violation that's a serious violation of someone's privacy isn't that like distribution of porn or some shit

I think it's kind of not yours it's kind of wrong no it's totally wrong it's a serious violation of someone's privacy. Isn't that like distribution of porn or some shit? I think it's kind of wrong. Not yours, honey. It's kind of wrong. No, it's totally wrong. It's a serious violation of someone's privacy. Yeah. For some reason,

when celebs do it, no one says anything. When people share celebs' pictures, it doesn't count. Versus like, if Beth from accounting, if someone leaked her nudes,

it would be like, that person's a monster. A lawsuit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Who are your beauty icons? Like, let's say, A lawsuit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

Who are your beauty icons? Like, let's say as a, you know, drag wise, and then just like before drag, like long before drag, who did you look, who was your, you know, celebrity crush, who did you think of as a pinnacle of beauty growing up? Interesting question. Like, who's the one whenever you see them, you're like, oh my God, she does it every time.

Yeah. Every time. Yeah. Every time. Yeah. I hate to say it. Don't hate to say it. It's Beyonce. What? I feel ashamed because I think

it's too much of a popular opinion. Let me tell you why. It's because the reason I feel ashamed about this is because I feel like she's the obvious choice.

Is she not? Not for everyone. Not for everybody. You're the first person we've had who said it. But I will say this is growing up though, I did have a poster

of Lindsay Lohan and I, she, I did something about that red hair bitch. I was like, you're the first person we've had upset this is growing up though i did have a poster of lindsey lohan and i she i did something about that red hair bitch i was like you're beautiful she's gorgeous this is beauty this is grace i thought she was so hot uh freaky friday like the kind of like punk girl look when her rumors phase like that era she did it i think it was a rolling stone cover oh she's just she's like. Oh, she's just. Yeah, she's beautiful. She just couldn't believe it. Beautiful girl. I would say her. In terms of like men, I like, loved the Backstreet Boys and the Quit Playing Games of My Heart video with the rain. Let me ask you something.

Yeah. So I'm a little curious about the Backstreet Boys because just, I find it fascinating. I don't think, and I never did, and they're not because I've been contrarian or whatever. I don't find any one of them to be even in any way attractive. They're not. But I think because I like group orgies, it really... Stop it. I'm kidding.

Do you like group sex? I did. Really? I think that's great. And then I got left out once and I wasn't into it. What was the biggest group? Because there's got to be more than four people, right? Yeah, like five.

Five, okay. It was five at Steamworks in Toronto before I was on Drag Race. Oh, gosh. And then would it... It was kind of fun The five hour was fun because I just felt like I was being Thrown around like a rag doll And you were fucking and you were getting fucked And you just

Everything was just happening all at once And you're like this is cool Because I find having sex as a gay dude Especially if you're at a bottom It's always so unpredictable Am I going to shit on your dick? I don't worry about that i worry about all the time constantly are you serious yes can i ask what's your diet like i eat breakfast

i'm gonna take a break and then dinner we're not taking a break i think like drinking water and eating fiber correctly will alleviate a lot of that. Also, consistency in your diet is key. And then that, so you can have like real- Your regular poo. Because straight people eat it. Knowledge of your bowel system. I know. If your shit's coming out like wet and uncontrollable all the time, there's a diet issue.

In a different times of the day. Yeah, there's a diet issue. Okay, my thing is different times of the day. Do you have a consistent, you have a semi-consistent schedule or no? It's all over the place. It's all over the place. If you're traveling a lot, that's going to throw it out of whack as well.

Oh yeah, you can't be. Or being in drag. Absolutely. My body, when I'm in drag, my body knows like, we're not taking a shit.

No. At any time. Your body's like, now hold on a minute. Yeah, my urinary tract also shuts down. Have you guys taken a shit in drag? Oh yeah,

recently I did a gig in the summer and I was in my Celine Dion wet wedding dress about to redo. I drove all night for everybody. Yeah. And he looked at the events person and I was like, all night for everybody. Yeah. And he looked at the events person. I was like, I have to poop.

Yeah. And he was like, and I was like, I have two dresses on, like the wedding dress and the gold dress underneath. Yeah. And I was like,

you're just going to have to stall because I'm still going to get this out of me. I couldn't imagine doing like a three minute cartwheel split high kick. Bless you. While I had to have diarrhea. Oh God. Well,

once I shot, it was so good. I felt so skinny. How'd you get to it? Cause she does the flips and the turns. How'd you get into that? I just got drunk on tequila. You just throw your body around.

Yeah, you didn't have to do gymnastics as a kid. You can just drink tequila. It's crazy. Cause like looking at like you move in like Brooklyn move, I'm like, oh, I wish I could be as flexible as that. Well, you can. Just stretch.

I have to stretch. I know. I know. I think Willem talked about this and I had a similar experience. It's so gross. Sorry, by the way. But like you can't shit without peeing. Yeah, no, no, no.

You can pee without shitting, but it's hard to shit without peeing. Correct. Yes. Right. And I shit in drag and peed in my tights. Do you tape your dingle? I didn't tape. It was like, I had kind of like put the everything, I had kind of like just, I didn't put it all the way down.

Right. And it was, I don't know why. Do you tape your dingle? No. I did recently and it was. You did? You saw the picture. Oh, that's right. I'm going to share it with you. Yeah, I was No. I did recently and it was on. You did? You saw the picture. Oh, that's right.

I'm going to share it with you. Yeah, I was going to say you should show it. I'm going to show it to you. I did this photo shoot for a project coming up and I was completely nude and I had to tuck for it and I'd never really done it before, but I understood how to do it. I guess I didn't understand how nuanced the experience is. You shaved everything down there, right? Yeah.

Yeah, good. Oh, not this i mean like why is it shaped like that it's a labia who is that that's me but that's everything taped why do you have a lady let's see it again let's see it again hold on here wait let's like this is it coming on on coming unsnatched that's the picture i have that's the picture i don't even know what i'm looking at. Like this is alarming. So yeah that's my cross and my cross and my Jesus.

Go back to the other picture. That's my cash and prizes. Yeah so you can see. Her bangers and mash. Oh my god. And I had never taped before and it was just that was workable. Like that. I'm not saying it looks like a vagina but I'm saying like. It looks like a vagina. That's why I'm confused. No but when you not saying it looks like a vagina, but I'm saying like-

It looks like a vagina. That's why I'm confused. No, but when you tuck correctly, it does look a little bit- Yeah. It looks like a mons pubis. Yeah. But it was hard and it was really painful and I just can't believe people do it often. Yeah.

When I was laying on the ground tucked and I was like- So did you put a piece of tape over that? Because it looks like- Yeah, it was taped and then up the butthole. Yeah, yeah, up the butthole. I just don't understand the adhesive tearing off your skin every time. That would kill my skin. It's not going to tear off your skin.

You have to take it off very carefully. But my problem is, my butt crack is so sweaty, I wouldn't be able to hold up there. You could alcohol it. I'm not, but that, Mary, it's, you know, alcohol it. You're 38. I'm not ready to start alcohol in my butt crack at 38. And then what'm not ready to start alcohol. I'm not crack at 38.

And then what? Or dry solid. How old are you? You know, it doesn't 29 turning 30 this year. How exciting. When you won drag race, did you cry?

Yeah. I cried my eyes out. I did too. I couldn't believe it. I actually, no, when I won, I couldn't believe,

are you kidding? I was like, it was amazing. I could, because it's like shit yeah i was i was actually watching you when i i was um i felt like uh emotional because i felt like your emotions were sincere yeah it's just like pretty fucked up to like especially because i've lived another life before i even stepped into the drag world i'm so happy for you thank you it's crazy

it's like i would i would honestly it was such a good top four I would have been happy For like Any of you Yeah You're also good I wouldn't have been happy If You're like Don't get me wrong

I'm happy that it happened to me Yeah it happened to me Did you get the money They direct deposit Direct deposit There's no big check No big check They just direct deposit

Which is a little anticlimactic Like you wake up one day And then it's just there Yeah Holy shit How much they take out Canada that socialist Nothing

It's tax there. Holy shit. How much do they take out Canada, that socialist? Nothing. It's tax free. What? What? What? What? Are you kidding me? Yeah. Holy shit.

Do you want to know approximately how much of the $100,000 the United States government took from me? How much? About $999 million. I'm not kidding. How much did they take? I think I got 66. What? I $999 million. I'm not kidding. How much did they take? I think I got 66. What? I'm dead serious.

That's actually more than I thought you'd get. 66 because the account says gambling. Winning lottery gambling. Well, you do have a problem. Well, I was thinking they took a solid 40%. Yeah. But that's not bad. And after costumes, I mean, I don't want to sound ungrateful,

but after everything I spent to do All Stars. Oh, yeah. And after the tours I canceled to do All Stars on All Stars yeah actually that's one that's something a lot of times that people don't realize that All Stars you're already

established queen and you could be in the middle of a very very lucrative touring experience yeah true I missed like 18 tour dates that's a I mean

I missed like 18 tour dates yeah but I wasn't solo touring at the time yet okay I missed 18 tour dates and um then all the costumes probably spent 20 grand.

Yeah. And so for wigs, all that. So then it's like you win, but I like broke even. Yeah, you do. But it's the prestige. It's the prestige. I know it means a lot. I think also like just winning in that garment that I wore,

that Bollywood. Oh, it was amazing. You know. Beautiful. I just love that. It was just, it was amazing. You know. Beautiful. I just love that. It was just, it was just, it's just crazy.

I get to walk around and be the winner of Canada's drag race. Yeah. You just, I mean, it's amazing. It's fucking cool.

And you know what? You'll die someday being like, when I did drag, I did that. Yeah, exactly. I did the thing. Do you think you were all going to quit drag one day?

Tomorrow, bitch. No. I really love it. I love it so much. Do you think about quitting? No. I don't it. I love it so much. Do you think about quitting? No. I don't either. Me either.

I never do. Think about quitting life. It's not related. Friendships, personal obligations. Yeah, it's just fucking cool. It makes me feel beautiful. Is there a second season coming? Yeah, there is.

They announced it. Is Brooklyn hosting it? They don't know yet. Okay. What did you think? I mean, I don't want to get into that judging thing, but that's something it. Is Brooklyn hosting it? They don't know yet. Okay. What do you think? I mean, I don't want to get into that judging thing, but that's something I thought was a little bit, I don't know. It was fucking crazy.

I wish the judges could have introduced themselves at the beginning. It was a little bit just random. Like, honestly, like if I was a viewer, like, okay, I get that Brooklyn came to the US. That makes sense in my brain. But who are these other two? Is there some kind of Canadian broadcasting kind of like rule that... Everyone has to be Canadian?

Maybe I'm imagining this. I thought I was reading somewhere that there was some kind of like Canadian broadcasting kind of like thing that you have to have a Canadian host or of a spin-off

or something like that. Am I making that up? Maybe I'm making that up. I know that like a majority and a percentage of your cast has to be Canadian. Well, everybody had to be Canadian. The new judges,

you've heard it here. Stacey Farber. It's Fifi Dobson. Oh, I fucking love Fifi Dobson. And who else is the Canadian icon who's going to host? Shania Twain. No, Celine's assistant.

Like Celine's hairstylist or something. That would be a thing. Yeah. Would you host it oh 100% you think I'd be good at it I mean let those whores have it I would let them the winner and plus a tv host it's a natural fit oh yeah 100% I think down the line I'll be hosting some sort of do you want me to ask Brooklyn to never do it again yeah just I'll text her don't you think the host each host should be the I mean each winner should host the next season oh that's a fun

idea that would be great Could you imagine If like you gave it to like Jimbo Like what if Jimbo Had to host the season Or Rita Or Rita Okay

That's great Just okay Yeah I would love to sit on the panel That'd be cool Yeah or at least Or at least Or something yeah

I'm curious Or guest Guest judge Guest judge yeah That's fun I don't see why not You become You know you You crowd this person As like the best They should have an opinion Yeah At least, yeah. Or something, yeah. Or guest. Guest judge. Guest judge, yeah. That's fun. I don't see why not. You become, you know,

you crowd this person as like the best. They should have an opinion. Yeah. Absolutely. Well, I love you and I think we've kept you long enough. Yeah, thank you so much for joining us today.

Did we cover everything? My boyfriend dumped me. Anything else you want to include? Oh, where can people find you? Do you have any projects coming up that you want people to be aware of? I have projects, but they're all secret.

Okay. Oh, I will say you're at, she's in LA doing something really cool. So please follow Priyanka. What's your socials? The Queen Priyanka everywhere. The Queen Pri on Twitter. Find me.

Okay. I'm a Wowie award winner, Henny. What'd you win a Wowie for? Best Twitter comedy. Oh, wow. Nice. Everyone was so mad. No, that's cool.

You do have a good Twitter. That's going to be fun. Oh, cool. What kind of music? You know what I like About your Twitter You have no qualms Like waking up And just adding a celebrity

Who cares Yeah What do you mean She'll just be like At so and so What are you doing right now Yeah literally Like I wonder

What Trixie is Like what But I'm curious Like what are you doing She'll be like I wonder what Trixie Mattel Is doing right now Yeah like right in this moment

Do you ever think Like think about this right now Like what is Rihanna Doing right now I thought Oh god I couldn't I couldn't get that i was thinking about that um about um uh somebody the other day that's my that's it oh that's what i was gonna say that is a great way to end this pod we have a deteriorating mind and i love you really a canadian icon i love you so much yeah thank you so much thank you bye bye