The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - Making Jiz & Filming Jiz with Jeff Maccubbin

Episode Date: June 22, 2021

Go grab a fresh VHS tape from the freezer because you're going to want to record this one and save it forever in the knick-knack box under your mattress. This week, the girls welcome comedian, editor, producer, & creator of the legendary internet phenomenon Jiz, Jeff Maccubbin! Extraordinarily erudite topics are discussed, such as POV porn, inserting birds into UNHhhh, and the shortcomings of our public school system. Also cum. Lots of talk about cum. Follow Jeff: @EvilJeff Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The key master. The blueprint. Somebody who has... The blueprint. I don't know. What do you do? Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. He is the wizard behind the curtain. The skin curtain that is clipped to the back of our bodies. He's literally behind the curtain, the skin curtain that is clipped to the back of our bodies. He's literally behind the music, the man behind the mask, the man in the mirror, the woman in the window. He's the person who makes us look and sound like interesting people. It's Jeff McCubbin. It's Jeff McCubbin, folks.

I have a question right off the bat. How often do you have to edit out? Can you tell when we're saying something that you know we can't put in the edit? Oh, yeah. Can you anticipate it? Oh, yeah. How often would you say per episode

we say something that is so rotted? Well, a lot of times, a lot of it is in the beginning. Like the stuff before the intro, like the green screen stuff, when you guys are just chatting, there's a lot where then you're the beginning like the stuff like before the intro like the green screen stuff when you guys are just chatting there's a lot where then you're like don't put this in where you guys are just got you because you guys are just like gossiping oh yeah yeah and so that's like obvious i mean unless it's like usually if it's something about like ginger i'm like oh she

won't care right i think other drag queen stuff is fine But you know All press is good press Not always I mean for drag queens But sometimes things have been uttered of a nature So rife for cancelling But you got our back But even like today we edited something And you'll probably be contacted later

Of like can we use this Because you're talking about a celebrity and we just want to double check with you. You're asking me. I don't want to bring it up right now. Who is it? Mouth the word. Who is it?

Oh, cut the cameras. Dead ass. But also you also, sometimes you guys will tell jokes that are just that YouTube just can't handle. AIDS. Usually something about AIDS.

It's cheap. Can I tell some of them? Can I bring them up? Yes. And we'll bleep the whole thing. There's a lot where we say it and then we look right at the camera and go, don't use that.

Like, don't say it. Yeah. Yeah. No, there was a whole one where you were just talking about how has AIDS. Well, that's not a joke.

That's just a fact. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Mr. Clean. And so it's, I'm like laughing hysterically and i'm like none of this can be used i sent you some i've sent you some audio clips you have and i've also contacted you directly uh upon remembering oh don't say that like you know what i mean that's like we got to cut that out yeah um and sometimes we'll say things on and then it will be like a waking moment or like oh shit i said that yeah because regret is a is a powerful but it's weird where over over time it

changes because i remember you got a lot of flack for you we're talking about pregnancy by the way by the way by the way by the way on that note a million YouTube comments were like, okay, Trixie usually is a little bit about women's bodies, but you sure were on the money when you redeemed yourself. About having babies. About squatting position. Thank you. And they were like, they came for the editors and applauded you in a rare moment. In a rare moment.

Because we were the assholes. Yeah. Imagine creating a program where two people who've never claimed to know anything about anything are held to the fire whenever they don't have a view that is agreed by a teenager watching youtube or whenever they comically present a point of view that should not be taken seriously yeah don't even get me started so this is the best gig you've ever had how does it it feel? Definitely? Yeah, I mean seriously it is Well, I mean I I know of you from jizz. Yeah, yeah, and I also know of you front

Well, I mean, I don't know if you that I didn't know you did it then but I know you did it was you worked for Randy blue. Yeah directed pornos. Yeah male sex You have gay sex pornos pre-jizz. So before jizz you were also doing jizz. I was doing well I was doing I love how it says I was I was doing jizz I was doing jizz and filming jizz. I was Yeah, I was making the I moved to LA was making the the YouTube video channel And then I got a job as an editor at a porn studio Randy blue at the time It was the number three.

It was Sean Cody, Corbin Fisher. No, what year? Because I subscribed to it. I paid cash money for it. 2010. Oh, honey, if you go... Randy Blue and Sean Cody. Any non-storyline Randy Blue porno, it starts off with an interview. So I still have friends calling me being like,

I was on Pornhub about to jerk off to this and then i hear your fucking faggy voice wait a minute wait a minute i'm interviewing all of them it's my voice so you work out you never done this before yeah yeah yeah yeah that i didn't know yeah i have so many questions wait a minute first of all did you how often are the I've never been gay before gay people actually never been gay? It's a spectrum. I think if you're willing to do porn, if you're willing to do it, you're not. A lot of them are like 100% straight.

But if you're willing to do it, you're already a tick down from on the Kenzie scale. Yeah, because the money ain't that fierce, mama. No, the money's not that fierce. It was. But everyone is different No it's never been fierce enough Because there's There's a performer

Called Chris Rockway Yes He was like One of my favorites So when I was like Oh I get to film him And then I was like Oh you're

Fucking conspiracy theory Like asshole Oh no I mean he ended up Really liking me Cause we I just wouldn't take Any of his shit

Yeah Like I remember Literal hunk by the way We were like filming a scene And I'm just like Chris like Slap his shit. Yeah. Like I remember we were like filming a scene and I'm just like, Chris, like slap his butt. And then he'd be like,

I'd be like, slap Chris, slap his butt. And he's like, my name isn't really Chris. So I'm not responding to that. And then I went, Oh,

do you want me to say your real name on camera then? Engelberth. And so then I was like, okay, how about asshole? So every time I say asshole, slap his butt, that's you.

But he like respected that but then he would come up to me and he would be like you have those faces you're like you got beat up a lot when you're in high school right and i was like yeah because i did oh my god and he was like he's like i can tell you have like that face like when i see you it's like i just want to like throw you in a dumpster okay i mary i want to say Kind of hot though This is Well he's I mean he's wrestled me to the ground He's gorgeous

But I will say for him He's the level of straight Where he would stop Look at the straight porn Get hard Okay Jeff I'd call action He'd run in

And fuck the guy Until it slowly went down And then we'd cut And he'd run back to the point This is inconceivable to me This is inconceivable to me. This is inconceivable to me because the money is not, you'd have to be. Now no, back then, 2010.

But it wasn't 200 grand, 300 grand, was it? 2010, five to $6,000 a scene. Okay, all right, okay, okay. Because studios used to be like, you couldn't make porn because now it's like iPhones. Now it's like $300. 300 to 1,000, yeah, if you're bottoming. Yeah, for bottoming, for a non for it's really just adverse for your only fans

it's exposure you know yeah what about we were at um we were at foo bar once and we uh right reese right i was dancing and you knew him and i was like oh my god i jerked off to that man in 2002 he's um now he's the opposite where he's like the nicest human being. Sweetheart. He's someone where he's like, I'm straight. I will only, he's married to a woman. I'll only date women.

But when I'm doing porn, it's fun. So that's his level of like, but he'll say he's straight because he will only date a woman, but he's technically bi. Yeah, he's somewhere. He's someone where

he would just do this, put the condom on, be hard for five hours. And his he would just do this, put the condom on, be hard for five hours. I can, his dick would just stay. I can't even do that. He was like, he was meant to do porn.

Yeah. Also Canada century. I was really meant to. Incredible ass. I was going to say like, I don't think. But he had an acting problem where he was too much of a ham. Too much of a what?

A ham. Oh. Like I'd be like, okay, so the guy comes out of the shower and then you're like, Ooh, but the guy would come out of the shower and he'd go, I love that I love that and I'm like that's he's doing drag yeah it's too much oh like he's like that yeah like he's the guy who when he come he'd go

I love that I have so many questions I guess then I have like dramatic a lot of people were like Oh man it must be so funny But it was mostly like No There's some like horror stories Yeah Such as I love that you're like Asking me if it's okay

To talk about celebrity And you're like Anyway here's this person's Social security number Well that's It's just weird where Well that one guy His girlfriend

Found out He was doing porn When he swore He wouldn't do it anymore okay and then she called him and we're in the middle of the scene everybody's naked and she threatened to abort their baby if he went through with the scene stop it and i was like did he go through with the scene well i was like and he's like i don't know what to do what i want to do and i'm like you don't have to do the scene like we can cancel that's fine and he's like, I don't know what to do. I don't want to do it. I'm like, you don't have to do the scene. Like we can cancel.

That's fine. And he's like, well, I still get paid. And I'm like, well, no, cause you're not going to do it.

And then he's like, Oh, fuck it. I'll do it. Damn. I never found out what happened to the baby. You can get pregnant. Yeah.

It's not good. Also, you can't weaponize your pregnancy. You know what I mean? You can't weaponize your pregnancy. I don't know.? You can't weaponize your pregnancy. You know what I mean? You can't weaponize your pregnancy. I don't know. At that point, I feel like if the termination happened, it was probably for the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the thing. If you're calling your baby daddy on a porn set to threaten killing the baby. It's an embryo hostage situation. It's like, fuck him and I'll shoot. I also had a guy OD from Viagra.ra oh my god we took him out to malibu just to do a solo scene and we were gonna have him surf and then he was gonna get in the back of this jeep and then jerk off and he was having trouble getting hard so i gave him a viagra and then like a fool i left the packet of viagra in the front seat so i was like i'll give you some

porn i'll leave you some space and just knock on the door when you want us to come into film. He was nervous that he couldn't get hard. So he took the whole, he took like eight Viagra. That's what did he do? Well, I was like,

okay, I think we have to go to the hospital. Cause at first I come in and then i noticed they were all gone and i was like did you take all of these and he's like no and i'm like okay i know you took all of these so tell me like you took all of that gives me so like and he's like no i didn't do it and i was like um you might die if you if you did take all these he's like what i just feel like i couldn't get heart so i needed more i'm, that's not how this works. Oh my God.

So we took him, we had to cancel the shoot. I took him back and I was basically just monitoring him. And then he, he didn't like, he didn't have to go to the hospital or anything, but he went kind of crazy. Yeah.

Cause then he was like, I want to get paid. I want to get paid. And then I was like, you, you're, we're not doing the scene. So we're not going to pay you. Yeah. Like we're going to pay for you to get paid. And then I was like, you, you're, we're not doing the scene, so we're not going to pay you.

Yeah. Like we're going to pay for you to fly out here. We give you compensation. We feed you and all that, but we're not going to give you thousands of dollars if you're not going to do it. And, uh, he got very angry and then naked ran out of Randy's mansion running around the and you know he lives in like in Sherman Oaks

and I'm running and I'm outside running out like you have to get inside and he's just like running around naked like I don't believe this is him is it Randy Blue Randy is a person Randy is a person oh he didn't know that okay Randy who Randy Blue well I'm not gonna give his real oh yeah no no isn't a porn name that's the the like the sean cody you know it's the randy blue yeah i have a question did you like working in porn um it had like when it was two ups and downs when it was when it was two guys that liked to do make porn it was fun was it ever really hot was it actually hot the hottest was when the person that said they were straight realized they were gay when they turned in the scene and i'm filming the light bulb

go off in their head that's pretty hot that's pretty cool did you ever that's pretty cool do people who aren't in the scene get boners during the scenes? I don't because I'm so concerned with the lighting and everything else. And a lot of times the PAs were straight dudes. Shut the fuck up. Really? Although we had one of my PAs. Do you know the drag queen, Sarah Problem? Sure.

Yeah. She was my PA for like a year. I don't think, but she was like, I don't like any of these guys. Damn. Well well that company is pretty like clean cut also it was professional and for me

like I wouldn't fuck any of them most of the time they did not want to have anything to do with me they're like that's a

that's not even yeah this little this little pasty yeah mole person ginger get away from us like so for the most but i also just had

a hard line that i wouldn't do anything with them so that it would be like a level of respect because i had some come in and they're just like so like when do i have to like have sex with you and like are you serious he's like really i don't have to i don't know what happened to you harvey weinstein apparently i hate to disappoint you yeah but you can't fuck me but you know what though that's gay people though Tell them that This is the person You're fucking in the scene

And they're like And then like This is a person You legally can't fuck And they're like What's that Yeah totally If people only want to fuck

The one you're not supposed To be fucking Totally You never had like I don't know I've watched porn where It's like the camera guy Gets into it

You never had like A moment where you got Roped into the fantasy Well there's scenes like you know the pov scenes where like someone's riding someone or you're fucking someone and then i would have to take um you would place of the person of the fucker because it's a pov scene and then here my little rant most people today don't understand what pov means uh huh Pigs are vampires But But POV is if Your eyes

Are the camera A lot of people They'll just Like literally Put a camera there And they're like POV of me doing this And you're like

That's not a POV But anyway I would have There's times where like I would be laying down And then the The porn star naked Would get on top of me

And pretend to ride me While I was pretending To be the bottom. Holy shit. It moved. That's pretty cool. Yeah. But still, when you're like doing like fixing the lighting and the zooming, you're not.

It's a lot to keep track of. How did that prepare you for this job? Well, the blatant sexual harassment. I was ready for it. You learn to control your boners and you work with straight people. Yeah. My God. We're going to take a break.

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So you'd be doing all that wacky shit on the floor. No, it's from the aerobics be doing all that wacky shit on the floor it no it's from the the aerobics you know the pool class like yeah yeah we did so many abby things like rolling that i cut myself on my butt i just wanted to share that so you finish your porn career then you move on at some point to jizz no no jizz was that was all happening at the same time double jizz double jizz i left porn and then I went from porn to drag queens. Which is just a lateral. Yeah, it's literally three steps to the left.

Faggot. It's a lateral move. Yeah. Faggot. I have to ask, people at home might not know what jizz is. Do you want to tell them what it is? Of course I do. I'll kill you I had watched this video

Where a friend of mine that I went to grad school with Made these There's these PSAs of G.I. Joe cartoons In like 2007 And he dubbed over them And then I was like Oh they did PSAs of the Gem and the Holograms ones I'm just going to do that And at the same time I was like oh they did PSAs of the gem in the holograms ones I'm just gonna do that

and at the same time I was watching an episode of the golden girls and it was an episode where they all got colds and I was like oh wouldn't it be funny if they all got HIV and so I dubbed over that and the gem in the holograms ones and I put them on my youtube channel and then unbeknownst to me the next thing i know i was like going into gay bars and they were like playing them like like on the video screens and i was like oh no they are so funny and so rotten the golden girls ones have all been i took them down and people i actually had to re-go through all of the jizz videos because basically in the cartoon of Jem and the Holograms, she has an orphanage and then decides to use a hologram machine to make her a pop star. And so I just made it that she's like a serial killer. And instead of an orphanage, it's like her brothel.

So all of the children are like prostitutes. And there's a lot of abortion. And there's a lot of abortion. And there's a lot of abortion jokes. It was my bread and butter for a while. I mean, just. But I actually had to re-go through some of them. And I was like, yeah, that doesn't fit in today's society. And people beg me to put them back on.

And I was like, it's just. It's not worth it. It's a moment in time, it's just too much. You had to be there. You had to be there. Studio 54. And you will never be there again. Yeah, Studio 54.

Well, I was thinking a lot like in the 2000s when like South Park, Sarah Silverman, the thing in comedy is they like to take the point of view of the racist and horrible person. Right. Yeah. And say the horrible thing to show like isn't this ridiculous as the ignoramus as the stupidity exactly and now you can't even you can't do that anymore just bringing it up is too triggery well it's like jimmy you don't want to be jimmy you don't watch private school girl and go she's a great person i want to be her yeah you go oh my god what a i knew a girl like that that is exactly yeah yeah so it's just a you just have to like then you just

have to evolve yeah i still get i get um messages every day of like please put this back up i'm like no i mean like people's temperature though like our edited youtube version of own is like extremely edgy to some people yeah well i Well, I mean, you're funny. So like you can use abortion jokes or not or swear words or not. And it's still funny. Like I heard that comedian talking about like, if you don't know how to adapt to this quote unquote cancel culture,

it's like, it's just a few words you can't say anymore. Then you weren't funny to begin with. Because in the end, if it's funny, it usually ends up not being offensive. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I mean, Sarah Silverman's program was a really good example of that.

It was like, oh my God. That show. You don't want to be Sarah Silverman in that show. She had that whole episode where she's like, I need good news. I'm going to go get an AIDS test. That was a whole episode. Or when she was like, I need to know a walk a mile in my shoes. She put a black face.

Yeah. And everyone's yelling disgusting because people in the world are put a black face Yeah You know And everyone's yelling disgusting Because people in the world are saying Black face is disgusting Yeah But she's going Wow people do think That this is disgusting

Right yeah yeah yeah But then again You don't want to be Sarah Silverman She's not portraying a good person No she's always the idiot I'm okay with someone portraying A shitty person The idiot

To show how shitty people are Yeah I'm okay with the logic of that But the algebra doesn't work for everyone now. But I mean, it ties to drag queens. I love Nina West. I just saw a video of her doing a Nickelodeon song, and I said,

I would never, in a million years, for a million dollars, do this. I have no interest in making people feel good. I like making people laugh, but I'm not. I'm not the big comfy couch of drag. I don't care. It was, I thought it was, it was a strange experience. Well, I'm sure at Nickelodeon they had to make some kind of pride thing where they touched on every color of the flag in a way that was.

It was for kids too. Yeah, of course. However, watching it, I was like, wow, I would never be a part of this. on every color of the flag in a way that was it was for kids too of course yeah however watching it i was like wow i would never be a part of this my mom could be hanging over a shark tank and i'd be like you're going for a swim but appetite yes i just think um with comedy especially like with white it goes both ways of like some people will watch nina west and nickelodeon go this is too much yeah but and also though but can you like i some lion reads i cannot deliver sincerely yeah i i just can't do it

i can't do it like i i couldn't if i tried if the mom was over the shark tank pride month some of the copies you send for like corporate things like hi honey are you feeling fierce diva yeah it's like oh my god oh i'm ready to work it diva because it's time to work it have you seen that there's a tiktok where the this comedian girl is like happy pride month yeah yeah yeah yeah for buttercream buttercream you go you sashay into our buttercream store i mean it's so funny i actually put it on the podcast last week. She's really funny. Yeah, she's amazing.

But I was always that. But I was always definitely the outcast gay. I think if you're not like the muscle queen, then you're just like, I always hated pride. I still do. Like, I hate it. I don't hate it. I just don't enjoy it.

There's this big war now of like, should kink be a pride? Should it be a pride? I'm like, I'm not going either way. So it. I just don't enjoy it. Should kink be a pride? Should it be a pride? I'm like, I'm not going either way, so it doesn't matter to me. Yeah, and for me, kink not being a pride isn't an option because I'm everyone's kink. Oh, universal appeal. Well, kink a pride, I mean, for me, I mean, I know I don't speak for everyone, but I'll just say in general, I think think in drag we used to offend the old conservatives and now in drag the people most offended by us are the youngest liberals yeah so the gen z yeah so it's like we used to have your grandma being like i don't like it and now we have we're

passing the torch to people who are like that torch is hot yeah and not everybody likes hot so i will not be a part of it but what is it what is it? It's a Speedo and a harness. No one's like eating someone's hole. Well, no. What do you mean they are? Go to a different price. Go to Nickelodeon Pride with Nina West. Jesus Christ. You don't have to stick two inches of your tongue in my gaping hole.

I know that we live in a different world, but there's different types. If you want that type of pride, go to Target and buy a rainbow tote bag on June 1st. Well, it's also- I'll be over here watching people get fucking opened up okay well it's the gooning and baiting at target near the linens there's a problem i think it's like when you're under like if you remember when you were under 21 you're like oh my god it's so unfair that we can't get into the bars and then when you're over 21 you're like oh thank god none of you can come to the bar absolutely yeah absolutely i don't even i mean once in a while so i just saw something really soon like drag is my safe space and i should be able to enjoy it without being offended

i was like that is the opposite of the experience you should have with drag you should see a million drag shows and still go in on show number a million and one and something should shock you yeah or literally hit you in the face i've talked about drag queens that are christine love the idea aggressive for me yes aggressive confrontational i like her as a person yeah i'll never see a christine show because i'm like i don't like poop stuff she does a lot of poop stuff butt stuff yeah poop stuff killing your mom great no that's where i draw the line but again it's just like but my line isn't everyone's line right so who cares yeah did you um did you have any uh so you go to the gay bar and they're playing the golden girls or jizz and you were like is this really happening yeah

the very first one is i did god i'm a whore instead of part of your world of the little mermaid because i did a lot of disney songs and that's that was the first one that like showed up and then i was like and then i suddenly got interviewed for like butt magazine and like oh yeah and then i just started getting like millions of views and it was just very and i was like oh i guess i should just keep doing this yeah but then it's just very tiring to try and keep up i then went to punky brewster i did spunky cooter shut the facts of life i did fucked for life about but i and i showed i showed i personally showed you that one you've shared and i had to take that one down because that was a little too offensive. I just love it.

There's no line for me. And I did Thundercunts instead of Thundercats. Right. I love it. See, how old are you? How dare you? I just turned 45. I was going to say, we're around the same age.

He is ageless. I need everybody to look in the camera. Look at Jeff. This is fucking L'Oreal Regenerist spokeswoman right here how are you doing this yeah i just don't go in the sun yeah that's yeah he doesn't 31 years old i look like the alien inside the head and i'm 27 i look like my own grandfather damn and she had a 40th birthday and she's still 27 can you believe well 28 29 it's all a blur. It's nebulous. So wait,

wait, wait, wait. You, cause we're of the same kind of generation. All these shows that you're pairing are like shows I grew up watching. Yeah. Thundercats,

Gem and the Holograms, obsessed with them. So like they have, they're so special to me. Because that's the thing is when I watch TV, if you want to watch TV with me, I'm constantly dubbing over a horrible trauma that doesn't belong there yeah like i'm just watching like was watching mayor of east east town and then it's just like

the kid did it and then i'm just like oh yeah well you like i'm just like yeah the most inappropriate thing and that's why i have to release it yeah and i think that was the other problem is i started doing like mario diaz started having me do shows like performing as jizz at bars oh wow and then i would like be doing stand-up sets like make it like just these and i was it was people thought like i was that character so people would just be like yeah let's fucking do heroin in the bathroom and like fuck this and let's go and like fucking break into a house and I'm just like oh no I don't want to do any of that

so how long did you leave a heroin tryst I could see that they would just assume that you're fucking off the rails I did hook up with a guy who did heroin on the date wow how did that come up what was that transition on the date could you tell okay it wasn't really a date we I picked him up at a bar

well it's and then I'm driving him back to my place he's like wait wait stop stop stop stop and then he gets up runs down an alley and a guy hands him a bag and then he gets back in the car and then I was like oh I guess he's just doing some cocaine or whatever he snorts the whole bag and then by the time we get to my house it was like oh my yeah is that ignorant it's just you can do it all types of ways oh yeah and no he was like it was just like ooze and. And so then I just like. Poured him out of the car. Poured him out of the car by the subway stop in Chicago. And then hopefully he was okay.

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How does it feel to have a peenie in the poopy? How does it feel to have a peenie in the poopy? How does it feel to have a peenie in the poopy? How do you know when it goes inside? Is there a popping sound? No. Like, how does it feel to be the unsung hero? I feel like this is less the case now as people become more aware of you guys' genius.

But like, you know, we get all the credit for the show being amazing and we have very little to do with it sometimes. What are you talking about? I mean, come on. I mean, it's literally your funny words that is...

And incredible bodies. We're just embellishing them. And breast poops and jokes. And breast poops and jokes. But I mean, I don't know. I've like, I've really enjoyed this season. I watched them

on my giant television three to four times in a row. Yeah. And I know that we're all doing it for the love of it um not that we all get paid whatever but like this season i don't know what it is you guys are on on a journey yeah it's psycho yeah i think craziest it's funny that is the thing with like me and ron are now like attached at the hip yeah um and we we kind of are just like in this

battle with each other of like i want to be able to make you laugh. Yeah. I want to try to do something crazier. And then it's like, oh, I just saw that crazy thing you did. Shit. On the next one, I need to do something crazy to show you. Yeah. Like, yeah.

How do I tap into that competitive spirit in order to do something good? Why start now? Why start now, honey? Because I'll ask this question. Can you guys tell who's editing what because for us it's so obvious i can it's split in half yeah so i do one half he does other half we switch whether it's first or last but for us it's so obvious but most people can't tell i can because i think you've worked because you've worked for me with other projects and i kind of know yeah what's your tea i think i can tell in the beginning because you know we usually have like almost like a cold open before we do our intros that will usually be the

telltale of like what you did with us being miked yeah like there was one i think it was you was an alien the music's like and i was like oh this is obviously definitely definitely so good yeah yeah um did you do you did the the hallucinating in the lake of incest yeah yeah or didn't you do an episode with a whole like national geographic opening with birds yeah yeah that was the constant bird um wild flamingos of sumatra that's every time i laugh the birds also the the the but that's a combination where he was the one ron just put bird noises okay and then i put your voice on an echo uh-huh and then we put in the flock and then he and then he did like a flapping sound and then eventually another one then i added an actual birds flying yeah so then it's like that one's like a joint effort pretty soon you could just do nature documentaries like

just screw us david the newest one where it was a bunch of superhero graphics crazy so funny otter man beaver man everything it was just so great honestly well we we've talked about it we when we do the show we black out yeah so we i leave there kind of no i get home my boyfriend goes what did you guys talk about no idea and also it wasn't funny like sometimes i get the distinct impression i'm like we flopped yeah like well that's i mean i know the lunch episode is going to be bad but other than that no but there's been times where the the funniest episodes i'm like what yeah there's a few where i'm like why was this so well i think also there's some where it's like you guys have varying energy depending on the episode yeah and sometimes what you getting a lot of things the moon like the moon like for compounds no there's the moon

like i'll say there's one, Ready for Love. You just kept talking about like, I don't think I can do another. Oh, I was so tired. I'm so tired. But you were so tired. And even Pete was like, you know, Conti was very tired. I hope we can get something out of this. He kept saying he was tired.

But you were so, you were at the point where then you were just crazy. Yeah. It was loopy. Hilarious. Same thing happened with weather. I think weather was after that. You're just like a lawn dart shot me in my pussy. Weather happened after that.

Oh, and then weather too. Weather. We were so over it. The second wind of psychosis. Yeah. It's sometimes. Weather was so funny. And that was the episode that we were like, what's the topic that we would talk about if we were out of topics?

The weather. Why was weather so bad? That's one of my favorite ones. Weather. I think tomorrow we're talking about news. The news. The news. Yeah.

We're talking about injuries maybe. Injuries and I think money again. Money. I like all of those. Yeah. There was a bunch of other ones too that they're all very exciting to me. Yeah. What's your favorite Ones you've done

Favorite episodes of Own Also do you have Any suggestions Yeah please help us Like okay Abortion I'm still waiting

To do suicide There's a few I don't I don't like when Things get brought in I don't like the doll episode I don't like the food episode No props I don't like the animals

No props no guests I don't like the animals No guests Oh I see I think the pet one worked but most because jaguar jane was pretty cool she was cool but she was when she talked about the rodent masturbating yeah the chinchilla masturbating i don't remember that i gotta rewatch i remember plus there's a whole bird box scene that's amazing and pets okay i just don't like

guests yeah it's a different show i like it actually like weather like i think if you just did something like colors it's brilliant you know where it's just textures textures our new series which is colors textures sounds scents vibes vibes oh my god because i feel those make you go off the rails a bit and that's when i abstract let's anytime you guys get up which is a lot it's going to be funny i can't if you want technical notes i can give you technical i didn't get up when i was wearing that gorge i looked so hot in the pre in the most recent episode i did not get up once and show that body no you got to get up when i'm feeling it i take a lap i should have took several struts laps like spread eagles everything It was a real disappointment on my part.

The one problem with the pandemic shooting with spread out is you guys tend to be more. Yeah. Profile. Turned away. As somebody who's from the side, looks like my face was cooked in a grill. I understand. Yeah. I was watching the episode yesterday and I was like.

Face forward, bitch. I look like one of the Canadians in South Park. Just like lines on my face. It's so bad. It's rotten. We could be like Raven and Raja who just never look each one of the Canadians in South Park. Just like lines on my face is so bad. It's rotten. We could be like Raven and Raja who just never look each other. Oh, Trixie, that's a very interesting point of view. You should just be side-eyeing each other. I love that comedic take you said on color.

You've never looked better in your whole life. That's horrible. I don't like it. I'm like this. You can't see anything. It's bad. You also work on Wait What? I did Wait What? What? I was hired. What the fuck is Wait What? It's Kimora and Derek talking about. this like you can't see anything it's you also work on wait what i did wait what i did what

when wow i was hired what the fuck is wait what camora camora black talking about like math oh my god they not know and it's just what if they said that you're like are they kidding that they don't know that well they were the first one it was camora and mariah balenciaga and it was the solar system oh my god it was just like i gotta go watch black was just like well like you know because the moon there's like the moon and the and like the the sun and then she was like well then the moon's on jupiter's like what do you mean there's like one moon and then mariah's like no other planets have moons what no they don't okay and then it was like what's the biggest planet she's like the sun the sun's the biggest okay and then it was like what's the biggest planet she's like the sun

the sun's the biggest planet and then she's like no the sun is a star okay the sun is not a star like it's just like oh it's just i love not knowing paired with conviction yeah yeah yeah that's the key that is not a star yeah well i watched an episode of that i do remember now and i had to turn off because i was thoroughly depressed. It made me depressed. At the school system that they went to. Yeah. Someone lied to her several times. But some were crazy where Derrick Barry once was just like, have you ever done like, you know, played a clarinet? And she's like, the one that plugs in the wall, the like straight. And she's like, a hair straightener? Why would you think a clarinet is a hair straightener? That's incredible. hair straightener. Why would you think a clarinet is a hair straightener? That's incredible.

That's incredible. Those things. Derek Barry went on a five minute speech about what longitude and latitude is. Oh, fuck. Wrong. Wrong. But the whole funny thing is she's just going, you'd think longitude would be long up in this way, but it's not.

And then I'm just putting in the graphics. It is. It is graphics It is It is It is It's fun No but when When we started Wow Presents Plus I did all of them

I did Detox Detox's video Jinx's Cool Mom Oh yeah There's a million videos What is it Tea with Tati or something Tea with Tati

I did How did you find that I did Wait what's the Valentina Oh yeah Had one i did all of those how do you find time to do i mean because i know on sorry it takes you guys like a week how do you find but if you even look at the older episodes they're not as insane yeah so now is just like it's so insane now it just takes up it's like rick and Morty for fuck's sake. I mean, it's like a huge, it's a giant thing. Well, that's because I added, I mean, I will say I felt like I was bringing WoW into the 21st century.

Because there were times where I was just like, I don't mean to like, but I was like, we need to do more crazy graphics. So I would just take the stuff that I had at home, like the software I had at home and then just start doing crazy stuff. And then they're like, Oh, you need to do this on this show. And I'm like, Oh, this is my own software that I put on yours.

So then I, they were forced to buy it. Damn. And, but then it kept, but now I just got the face tune where I can put your old lady faces on you and stuff. Baby filters the whole time.

I just put an old lady face on you just earlier today i need to put on our few years ago actually yeah yeah yeah i need to see it i love those filters i mean and there you can i don't know give me a story about those filters but okay so where do you think like uh what do you think we could do to why do you want to work at this company what can what can you offer us what kind kind of skills do you think would provide an asset to the development of our company's strategy for development? What should we do to make the show better? Or should we not do?

Do we do anything that we should not be doing? Okay, here's what I will say. I think when you guys talk about a topic that you hate, it's not as funny lunch yeah because when you're just saying i hate this i hate this i hate this positive it's not it's harder to find the funny things yeah it's like no it's not yes and it's no i mean it's fine to like talk about something and then you hate something that can be funny but if the whole episode is about something you hate lunch it's it's harder to find uh things are funny yeah yeah do you think that generally she's the problem

because i hate her and so everything turns you know what i mean do you love do you uh i wish uh ron was here not that you're not your own feature do you love working with miss ron Yes. She's an icon. We're pretty much going to just... Like if we're doing other projects, we want to work together. Tie your penises together and piss in each other's holes. And I'm sure, you know, we're happy we have you. I'm sure that you guys will someday move on to other dream projects. I hope you don't.

Hopefully you can work together on other projects too in your life. What would you guys make? What's your dream project? If Wow said, we're quitting, the show's over, over here's a severance what would your dream next thing be um and the severance is a hundred million i'll just say you'll see because that might be happening more not that we're being fired or anything but porn but no but we we're we we are working on other shows together oh like wipe out with john cena nicole byron well just stuff to kind of like what what our crazy editing style like what else could it be yeah uh good at yeah wow but first and foremost

we want to just keep doing your stuff because that's the thing is like it's also like our baby and if i saw someone else editing it like i might have to kill them yeah. Yeah. I don't think I would, I wouldn't allow that. It's like, you know, you go to the same obstetrician your whole life. You're not going to switch or your seventh kid. Yeah. When did you join the show?

Were you in the show? Not from the very beginning. It was 2017. It was the first one. The first one. The crazy thing is the first two episodes I had to do was the one with Courtney act and then the one with Willem. So I had to do the two weird guest spot.

Yeah. That was weird. That was weird that was weird yeah courtney makes just making us look like the kennel club and willem totally behind us yeah so tiny little and tiny beautiful yeah and just like dog show and then willem was so weird yeah i just think willem he won he said he'd do it and then he kind of just didn't seem like he wanted to do it and they were a suicide bomb vest. Yeah. Suicide bomb vest. Yeah.

Yeah. Suicide bomb vest. Love that. Love that. Well, I don't like having guests, honestly. No, I hate it. Okay. Goodbye.

This is fine. But like, I like doing just us. It just makes it easier. Yeah. Well, so you guys have, you've worked together so long. You have a groove, a riff. Yeah. That if someone else is there, it would disrupt it it completely especially if it's someone that i would say thinks they're funny

but if so it's someone who wants to be funny no but if you have a guest that like wants to like it's courtney yeah yeah it's funny i i did um out, ow, ow, ow, my knee, ow, my knee. Don't touch me. The video games episode. What was that? It was. Mary. Whatever. I love them both.

I love everyone. Fucking Dugan. It was hard. That video game episode. Well, we cut. It was hard. Also, I wore a sweater at the end of the day. I was sweating like a fucking cracky.

And I was so. I hated it so much yeah it just it wasn't them it just every time nice guy yeah nice guy both super nice but every time we add a person it just throws off the groove yeah well it's like you can't you know it's not like abbott and costello and and uh you know it's just those two yeah well yeah statler statler and waldorf so who is that old men from the oh the puppets yeah the muppets yeah laverne and shirley did you ever do did you ever get into the mystery science do you think that's where part of your your pov comes from with like talking to the television um i did

watch that show i don't know i think when i was a little kid i would just my mom got me a tape recorder and i would just tape record shows and I had one it was called tape record the TV no I would just tape record myself and of course

I found these videos me ate sounded just like this young lovely woman did you get the woman voice on the phone where people thought

you were miss whatever that happens to me that happened to me like yesterday I fucking love that because also when I get played,

I just, my voice just actually goes up. No, I used to work in insurance and I held an insurance meeting and then, and apparently I was rude. It was like over a phone call and then they had a meeting and they're like, we need to talk. Apparently this company called

saying that the person, this woman named Jess, this woman named Jess was very rude, but no one named Jess works here. And she said it was a very rude woman named Jess. And I'm like, Oh, it's Jeff.

She just, she auto-corrected. Misgendered at the gig. Misgendered by a colonial woman. Yes. The human. Well, that's great though.

You had an out. She's like, I don't know who Jess is. No, but as a kid, I always was just recording over and doing fake commercials i love to do fake douche commercials at like 10 and i would make up different flavors because you know how it was always like summers yeah but it's like you know like water and vinegar and then i'd be like now

crab shell and barnacle like and i was like 10 years old i found these I'm like oh my god I'm so funny that is brilliant the women's like product smells get me it's like summer peach yeah or like it's like um hazy autumn yeah it's like so bizarre always always some kind of consumable and yeah yeah a vague yeah it's so weird it's a summer sirloin yeah I think I was just obsessed with feminine products yeah and the whole basically the female mystique Yeah, it was just a mystery to me. Also the way female products are marketed I know that it's now very dated and gross, but it's also mama production fantasy creating a narrative. Yeah Mystery. Yeah, I always complained why the blue liquid when you're testing the maxi the maxi pad is no blood

You can't show but yeah because it's it's clinical it's not visceral it's like scientific that's what i'm saying can you imagine if there was two pads and just red soaked with chunky chunky congealed menstrual because there should be no shame no there should there shouldn't be any shame it's anti-women if that was a men's product we would see the blood we would see everything everything. Yeah. And he'd be celebrated. Probably get it. There'd be a trophy in there somewhere. Do you like when the people follow you on the internet? Evil Jeff?

I do, but I'm not like obsessed with it. I've always discovered like if I put stuff like on social media, I get more followers and I'm like, oh, that's great. But it has not inspired me to take. I also, I don't like documenting myself or my friends or my food and you have a boyfriend long term yes yeah you guys been together a long time right almost five years wow wow good for you that's wild we became boyfriends three days before trump was elected oh wow so we've just been in this trauma forged in the fire yeah and i our third date was

the night trump was elected are you serious we went to see hedwig at the angry inch at the pantages and we walked out and we checked our phones and then we just kind of killed the vibe i mean we still fucked but who was hedwig um darren chris okay. Darren, Chris. It was good. Um, how was your sex life with your boyfriend? Great. It's good. It's like, you know, at this point it's like, it's like from romantic sex. Yeah. Not, um.

A lot of whispering. We're open. We're open. So we get to have the dirty, nasty, gross sex with other people. Yeah. I think we have the same relationship. Yeah. Same time span.

Yeah. That's great. Does he love what you do? Does I think we have the same relationship. Yeah, same time span. Yeah, that's great Does he love what you do? Does he think it was funny? Yes, he does cuz I used to do more comedy like pre pandemic and he would come to all my stand-up Yeah, do stand-up. I would like I did improv like I was on like like main stage teams at like IOU CB second second City and he would come to all my shows that was the i mean if someone's gonna date if you do comedy and you're dating someone they have to think you're funny or what like i was going through the groundlings and i was dating a guy and he i looked into the audience during my my show to see if i could get into the sunday company and he was on his phone

eight months. I mean, you have to be Aborted. Yeah. You have to at least get the vibe. You know what I mean? You have to at least get it.

Yeah. My boyfriend thinks I'm funny, thinks other people are funnier, which I think is a great balance. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great balance. You don't want them

to be obsessed with you. No, yeah. They can't be your number one fan. He understands why people like what I do. Yeah. He's like, Jinx would do it better.

He loves Jinx Batsune. Yeah. He's like, Jinx would do it better. He loves Jinx Batsuit. He's like, Jinx would sing it higher and have a better joke at the end. Which is perfect. Perfect. And he thinks you're great. He doesn't think you hung the moon in the sky. No. But like, does your boyfriend think, does he like comedy in general?

Yeah. Okay, so he's like. But he's a storyboard artist for DreamWorks. So he's a very like cartoon's, he's a storyboard artist for dreamworks. So he's a very like cartoon Disney. He's like a Disney gay. Oh God. How do you deal with that? I don't, I don't mind Disney.

Do you drink? No. Have you seen Disney porns? I recently watched a few Disney porns, uh, Pocahontas, not Pocahontas. Um,

uh, yes. Pocahontas. Pocahontas. Yeah. Yeah. There was a, the white guy john miller or john peterborough or whatever the guy was the colonial life jame gum was getting dp'd by a trio

of uh of indians yeah i was gay yeah yeah yeah were they native americans playing the native americans no it's a cartoon oh it's a cartoon it's Pocahontas, but Pocahontas or something. Wow. Yeah. It was, I recommend. Would you ever go back to porn? No. I will say I, the company went under before I got to make my.

Dream porn. My dream. Which was what? Well, cause I made, I always wanted to do a porn version of Mulholland Drive, which I did, which is called Welcome to LA. I've seen, I've seen it. It's not like exactly. I couldn't go full.

It's like three parts, right? It's, it's two parts. Um, and each one takes place in a different neighborhood in Los Angeles. I think, um,

yes, I know. Welcome to LA. Yeah. And then every Halloween I get to do a different horror movie. Oh, and then I wanted to do the final horror movie. I saw the movie It Follows and it changed my life.

So I wanted to do It Comes. Or It Swallows would be good too. Yeah, but I mean, we want fucking. Yeah, we don't just want to swallow. Also, they don't want swallowing important. They want to see The Come. They need to see it. Why is it like Come when they finish in someone?

It never happens. And then it drips out. Or doesn't. Yeah. You could tell someone's climaxing without seeing the cum. Yeah, or this just- And you can fake it that way. Yeah.

Jeff opened my eyes to the whole phenomenon of faking cum. I had no idea. Yeah, he fucked me and he put that Cetaphil up my ass and he made me squirt it out. No, he had a Cetaphil up my ass and he made me squirt it out. No, he had a Cetaphil. Well, no, we actually bought, there was cum, like cum lube. Cum lube, yeah. There's lube that looked just like cum. Yeah.

Oh, I know. I didn't know. Now I know. I look out for it. And the thing is, is I would do these scenes where I'm like, you're going to pretend like, uh-oh, oh no, oh no. And then you look at me, the cameraman, and pretend. And then I'll be like, what do you do?

No, no, no, no. And then you'll be like, oh, oh, I'm sorry. Oh no. And then I'm like, oh no. And people be like what do you do no no no no and then you'll be like oh I'm sorry and then I'm like oh no and people be like that's the hottest thing it was so real and I'm like you know what that is too it's how you need make best to look natural but it takes makeup to look natural

that's the energy yeah yeah thank you for joining us what a thrill what an insightful journey and what a talent and what a man what a guy I miss the world of wonder building being open because I miss coming in and getting in drag and seeing you I know we get to come down and bother you you guys ever come back

June 15th building opens up I would I would like it if like if you're shooting I would love to just come down say hi yeah do that but I mean honestly um fuck us yeah well no no no i'm just saying for them to reset all of the computer stations back up that i mean who knows when they're going to do that again yeah they wilded out with the covet stuff it's a mess they really did we were

miking ourselves yeah is there going to be a point where you can sit close together again i hope so we're both vaccinated yeah at this point because i even though it's way easier to edit to like cut you guys out and put you in crazy i'd like to be able to touch her i mean i like it when you touch each other yeah and i can tell our eyesight we don't look like we're looking at someone two feet away yeah it looks like you're seeing this one yeah yeah yeah now the smell it's been nice to keep that for me and the air conditioning's been really good oh beers mama it has oscar winning oscar worthy jeff let these whores know where they can follow me find you um you can follow me on evil jeff at instagram the evil jeff on twitter

and um and you can listen to i do a podcast called Comic Book Queers If you ever want to know whether Wolverine And Spider-Man if they fucked Who would be the top and bottom Listen to Comic Book Queers on Spotify Apple Podcasts all that shit I just saw Wolverine fuck Deadpool Last night

Where? Cartoon I'll let you know We'll post the link in the chat Thanks guys Where? Yeah, cartoon. Where? I'll let you know. Text me these links. We'll post the link in the chat. Okay. Thanks, guys. Bye.