The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - Plane Jane and Lieutenant Brigadier General Cuhntalina Badussy with Katya

Episode Date: April 2, 2024

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guest in the house um a woman who needs no introduction although i will give her one um it's um okay so before i do that in back in boston where you're from um in my show we had a alter ego night and one of our queens performed as jamaica plain jane but it was p-l-a-i-n not p-l-a-n-e okay huge difference um but uh so i thought that was fun and also a boston connection so without any further I N not P L A N E. Okay. Huge difference. Um, but, uh, so I thought that was fun and also a Boston connection. So without any further ado, give it up for plain Jane.

Wow. Thanks for being here. Thank you. Thanks for, thanks for having me. I didn't want to do it. They said we had to, I'm just kidding.

Oh, I, I stormed. I stormed in. Yeah, you did. would you be the, the red, you be the red or the white? I guess you're doing both.

Like the Bolshevik revolution. Yeah, so this is, you know. Oh, that's cute. This is my little merch shirt. Oh, I love that. It was inspired by the Bolshevik revolution. So, you know, I'm getting the red and the white. You're doing it all.

And the yellow represents just the piss and the muck. Oh, yeah. Because you famous, you were like, you meet the queens and you said you like gross, nasty smells and stuff. Is that true? Or is that where you're doing a bit? Oh, girl, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what was going on.

I feel like when there's a camera in front of my face, words tend to come out of my mouth. That's good. They put a camera in front of my face. They said, how did you get your drag name? I said, fuck Katya. I said, Katya's a fucking bitch. She's a horrible bitch. She smells like shit.

She's old. She's old and she sucks. She smells like shit. So wait, do you see what I'm wearing? This is Loboda, if I'm not mistaken. It surely is. And this is a fan made this shirt of her performing in one of the most, I'll say it, hideous stage wear items

ever to be seen by the human eyeball. You know what though? What? What do you got to say about this untailored yellow suit? It's Jim Carrey in the mask, okay? Well, yes. Yeah. Well, yes.

I don't want to get into too much hot water. Maybe you don't have any opinions on this, but I'm going to see her in March. She's coming to LA. Do you want to go? I would love to. But you're not going to be here. In March. March 29th.

March 29th. I'll get my people. Get your people. Maybe the girl who made this shirt for me, we're going. Oh, really? Yeah. Because I saw her in Miami. Svetlana Laboda.

She looks like how I feel in drag. For sure. I feel. Not look. Okay. She looks the way that I feel in drag. Important distinction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. feel, not look she looks the way that I feel important distinction and I mentioned to Trixie

she and her team ripped off one of Billie Eilish's melodies famously Novi Rim, do you know that song? it's really good I think it's great you know what, I haven't heard it, can we play it? I don't think we can

it's copyright that's it I feel like a Russian culture I don't think we can. We can. It's copyright. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. That's it. I feel like a Russian culture is famously known for like piggybacking and stealing off of like American, American pop culture. I absolutely, like a shameless, there's like, yeah, there's a shameless counterfeit culture. culture. But also, I mean, I don't, I listen at the same time because I feel like, okay,

what is cool to Russian, like, I mean, it all depends, I guess, on age. I'm trying to think of, like, what is cool to me, what is cool is something that is not American. You like, you enjoy the novelty of it.

It's a fetish for you.'s more like it's shut up i am racist is what it's right what do you call that when you um you're uh yeah fetishizing another culture that phobic yeah that's what it's called yeah foreign and fat yeah foreign and fat fat Not native and skinny Right No I don't know It's very interesting because you're not Culturally like From anywhere

The dumpster behind jocks Which I've now co-opted Oh my god I saw the pictures I was like screaming on the phone And by the way I don't want to have a focused energy. But when people were saying that you should talk to me in the Meet the Queens, I was like, I was like.

It was like when you like purr a cat that's like so mean, but then they go. I was like, thank God. I was like that because we chatted on the phone and I was like, oh, it was just to me. That meant this person has like huge testicles, big balls. Figuratively speaking, of course. I know I saw them and they're tiny, but like big, you have a chutzpah as they say.

I guess, but also just a lack of like, you know, a lack of self-preservation in my mind. I guess I don't. Also, I mean, I, cause I've, I've been over personally the whole, um, I mean, I'm not you know a lack of self-preservation in my mind i guess i i don't also i mean i just because i've i've been over personally the whole um i mean i'm not too familiar but i am aware that you are a bitch yeah sure um but i couldn't pull out i couldn't pull out my parchment scroll of receipts but however thank god well i heard i was i don't know if you told me this or if i heard this somewhere but i heard that at one of your like live bald and beautiful tapings I was like

booed or something several what's wrong with your fan base fat broads and horse based lesbians I felt like I witnessed the true limit of my influence because I can I feel that I have a track record

of people being sympathetic and like I can kind of whatever I mean you're very like you know from just an outside perspective looking and I feel like people relate to my legs relate to this

relate to there's something very unthreatening about you know a disfigured cripple such as yourself like an old boot you know there's something very warm about an old boot right it's worn dad's shoes

they smell like you know that like woodsy sewer-y kind of musky like yeah but I said I would say something effective, like, you know, we would, me and Trixie at our live show would mention Drag Race and I would talk, I'd be like, I love her.

And they'd be like, no. And I was like, love it. Isn't that fierce? Isn't that fierce? Oh, it is kind of fierce, I will say. It's so fierce. Because at least, you know what, I'll tell you why. It's better than not being memorable.

No, for sure. Oh, 100%. Oh my God. Oh, and you know, do you know Tisha? Tisha. Tisha. I'll tell you why it's better than not being memorable No for sure Oh 100% Do you know Tisha Tisha Boo From Boston Wait Titi I sure do Taika Waititi

She She directed that Thor movie Tisha Titi And she was the one who got Cate Blanchett on that project because Cate didn't want to do it but Tisha Titi, Taika Waititi she convinced her to do it

and wear black hair, it is sickening it's also fierce she also imparted some words of wisdom onto me, I still do I'm still in Boston, I still do. I still, I'm still in Boston. I still do the local gigs, you know?

Okay. Let's get down to that because we're, we're distinguished alumna, alumni of Jacques Cabaret. Oh, absolutely. Which is just, so speaking of,

oh, Jacques Cabaret, we'll get into it because Jacques is crazy. Yeah. But I was at, so now I do like a little viewing party sometimes whenever i'm there on fridays and it just packs the place so good so it's it's awesome now do you know alan maybe you don't know alan if you don't know amanda play with you don't know you might not know alan

but he's the new sort of bar manager okay uh cool the changing the successor of the changing of the guard the old guard thank god thank god no but anyway so i was backstage and they have uh they have um a t-girl show after are you after after the viewing party so every friday at jocks cabaret is um Tuesday Tea Girl Night Taco Tuesday With Destiny Her daughter Well she doesn't have any children So her sister Candice Chanel Tisha's there And then

Do you know Charisma? I do know I do know Charisma Charisma Lakia Mondale I do know Lakia Yes Misery

I do know Misery Melinda Wilson That's my grandmother That's my grandma Oh my god know charisma yeah charisma lakia mondale i do know lakia yes misery i do know misery um melinda melinda wilson that's my grandmother that's my grandma my god melinda wilson it's my grandma by osmosis because she's my friend's grandma but we're sisters so she's my grandma she um she's grandma that's great that's me ma that's me ma she's like but she has big pendulous tits and she said hey but she called me like um she called me something like she's this what did she call she had like a pet name for me that was so inappropriate i think i probably blocked out the trauma of it um she was name yeah like it was all men or dogs no no no like it was

like like hey um it was something to the effect of like you crack her like i don't know she's something like she had a pet name for me crackeracker. Yeah, that's lovely. That's lovely. It was like, hey, Katie, Katie. Or like, I don't know. It was something straight. She was an electrifying entertainer. Oh, yeah. Melinda Wilson is so.

And we used to work. I used to work with her on Wednesday nights. And when she did, what did she do? The fuck? She would do lip sync realness with the microphone. Oh, lovely. Like her own little prop mic. And it was no matter if it was like one person or 50 people or 500 people,

she always gave the most incredible show. So good. That's the lovely thing about jocks is that, you know, I don't know, not so much now. Maybe I don't. Now the staff is different. They always employ like a sexy dude though. Oh, really?

So that was not really the case. That was not the case for you. Not so much really. No, not really at all. It was more like a who's who of like palliative care geriatrics. That's fair. You know, we're moving up. We're upgrading.

You know, sometimes dead is better. And then when you gotta replenish the stock. I remember Melinda Wilson also really, I was really shocked. I was gagged because a few years ago I walked in on her performing and she was churning it. She had the fringe on.

The fringe? It's so good. Meet Me in St. Louis is the song. like, I met the dude in St. Louis. Something like that. She does this old classic tune that is, like, so, her Eartha Kiss is amazing. She does Diana Ross, like, all these, like, classic black divas of, like, the great American songbook. She's so fucking good. That's her.

book. She'sorsLight.ca to learn more. Celebrate responsibly. Must be legal drinking age. All right, let's talk about Drag Race. So anyways, the reason why I brought this up in the first place is because Tisha, I was at Jocks and Tisha gave me some words of wisdom as, you know, older people tend to do, they kind of tend to talk at you, um, which is what's happening now. But, um, you know, so Tisha, Tisha was like, girl, like you, you are doing the right thing because you are keeping people talking as soon as they stop talking. That's when you need to need to start questioning what you're doing because honey you know you know you we you're you're gonna thrive and prosper off of people hating you and then liking you

and then hating you again and then liking you it generates the discourse it keeps people talking so um it was it was fierce it was and and like receiving those words from somebody with such a pumped Oh yeah. Janet Jackson. Snatched face. Janet Jackson. I mean Janet. Lil' Kim. Yes. Tisha gives Lil' Kim down. Just hits harder. For sure. She's fabulous. So how was what were the worst

top three worst things about being on Drag Race during the filming process? Oh this is weird. I feel like you guys never talk about like drag race related things is this is weird i feel like i feel like you guys never talk about like drag race related things on the pod i feel like you talk about like what is drag again furniture and stuff drag is the when is that when you put your penis ball and testy up and then and put a woman panty on We need to give her the Wendy treatment. The Wendy treatment? The Wendy Williams treatment, honey. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Too close to home. Do you know that clip? My friends and I back home have been gooning over it. The clip from the Wendy docu-series or whatever where she's getting her nails painted. She's getting a clear coat painted on.

And the nail tech is right there. And she's like, what, what is that? It's like, literally like a base coat. And she's like, what, what? No, no. What do you do? Take it off. What are you stupid? And then the, the nail tech is like just silent. And when he goes quickly, she's disgusted with me. That's okay. Damn. She's disgusted with me. Okay. That's okay damn fierce she's disgusting with me okay that's okay love it i say it all the time she's a that's a that's an outside voice yep that's it that's that's it when when inner thoughts become outside words yeah that's there was there was something so real about that moment she's disgusting with me that's okay i love that that's great So how many times have you jerked off to thinking about Wendy Williams? Yeah.

Over 10? Um, definitely, definitely over 10. I, I specifically think about her, you know, uh,

the, the fluids that I've collected in her ankles. Gout? Gout. Yep. Yep. And I, I just bust.

You love a big swollen ankle. Yeah. Fluid filled sack. Oh yeah So gross Fuck me with that ankle Tell me what was the Worst part about Drag Race

Worst part about How much do you fucking hate RuPaul I What's it called I don't know I really The worst part about I don't know

It was fun It was good It was a good time You're young I Maybe Maybe Maybe 25? 26? 26 yeah't know it was it was fun it was it was good well you're young you're young i i maybe maybe maybe um 25 26 26 yeah i mean it was also what i what i particularly liked about it and i feel like i was unique in this in this case is that i feel like i have i feel as though i have like very severely like untreated adhd and i feel like being in such a structured environment, yes, it was

prison-like and inhumane at times, for sure. But it kind of really, where you had to wake up, woken up by the warden, driven to a place, work, eat, work, everything is scheduled and regimented. It kind of like,

it was kind of fierce. I don't know. The no phones thing is fierce. No phones was fierce. That's really fierce. That's unimaginable to me now. And it of like, it was, it was kind of fierce. I mean, the no phones thing is fierce. No phones was fierce. That's really fierce. That's unimaginable to me now. And it's also, I mean, I hate to be okay boomer about it,

but we really are completely glued to the telephone. A hundred percent. It's like, no, no exceptions. Like I passed a homeless man jerking off with three phones. You know what I mean? It was like,

we're all, everybody's, everybody's got the phone to their face. Right. 24 seven. Do you scroll at night in the bed? Yes, girl.

Yeah. Don't do it, Jackie. No, stop it. You, you, you,

you bitch. I'm still on the homeless man with three phones. Was it, are you sure it wasn't a homeless man and not Trixie? Well, it was literally, it was, it was not too far from her little pied-a-terre, to be honest.

Okay, so Russian. Anyways, yeah. Duh. We haven't spoken a word of Russian yet. Ты говоришь по-русски? Только по чуть-чуть. Okay. I remember what you said

to everyone on All Stars. You kind of butchered it. you said to Rue on All Stars. No. You kind of butchered it. I butchered everything on All Stars. No, no, no. You said, which was good. And then you said,

Wouldn't it be like, No, no, no, no. That was perfect. That makes no sense. wouldn't it be like я звездой no no no that was я звездой is like that makes no sense but like so

я but like what is the what is the case of that like oh girl I don't you don't know the cases

I'm I mean you just speak it you don't know did you study the grammar I okay so like if you say

okay so for example like эта женщина она the grammar? Okay, so for example, like, This is going to be so fascinating to our listeners. Right, right. They're going to live. It's a really complicated language, but I right. And like, it's so, it's such a, it's such a, it's a really complicated language, but I am obsessed with it because it's actually

pretty consistent. What is, why, why the fixation? I mean, if you just spin the globe and like put your finger somewhere, it's going to be interesting.

Oh yeah. Language wise. And like I learned French and that was, I love that. But then when I learned something different and that's really different.

But it's, I just love the way it looks. It's so cool. Everybody sounds like they have, they're so angry. What other languages do you have your fingers in? Just French. And then like, but like I tried to learn a bunch of little,

like I could kind of attend to Italian or yeah, I could kind of, I could count to like 10 and like probably like 20 languages, but that's, I just, you know, I like Healy. Jambo.

Ohana means family. Really? really well in swahili jumbo mean hello jumbo mean hello i think i got that from sesame street no it's not racist we're toeing the line here yeah we're yeah that's what we do we're getting fierce on the pod with this fat bitch. Not after the Ozempic, honey. And the gastric bypass. Bofa. You had to do the Ozempic and then you had to do the gastric bypass and then to get that little extra 10 off you do the Ozempic.

I was... Wait, so plane. Why the plane? Samaljot Great answer Why? Why not? Right Girl

The story is boring Let's talk about your fucking Serbian diva Snatch Game win Because that was so I watched that I was not unfamiliar with her Because I listen to a ton of Russian music but Russian language music only

and that mama love it at wishes she was that level of pump sex and just heat what was her name again Carly the Serbians kind of came for me for like butchering her name a little bit but I'm not Serbian

Jelena Karlyusha and came for me for like butchering her name a little bit whatever i mean i'm not serbian yeah uh and uh she's carly bitch was the song carly bitch oh my god that video if you have not watched carly bitch it's so fucking nasty she's she's very cunt she is she is a new in my eyes she's a new general in the flop tropica war in the but in the in the in the what now in the is it the badusi war in the not the no not the badusi war it's flop tina badusi flop tina badusi yeah that's the lieutenant lieutenant general of the of the well in the in the, World War cunt. World War cunt. And she's shat in the mother toilet? She's shitting in the mother toilet

at the port-a-potty station on the battlefield of Mother... In the port-a-stow. The port-a-stow, yeah. And she's Lieutenant Brigadier General Cantalina Boudoussi. Lieutenant. Joined in the ranks by Wendy Williams.

And then... Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece And supported In Bankrolled By Lindsay Lohan And Nikki Hilton The lesser liked And lesser known but still equally rich Hilton Sickening

They're all in wheelchairs. Yes, because we've all hobbled them. Kathy Bates style. So if you had to be burned to death or drowned in the ocean, what would it be?

Oh shit. What would you rather? Those sound like two equally as horrendous and painful ways to go. Okay. Is this what you think about? Are we getting a peek inside your.

No, we're just going to be, it's just, it's just an icebreaker. What are you thinking? Burned at the stake like a witch or drowned in the ocean. Whatever is, whatever is like quicker and less painful. What do you think? I feel like maybe I don't want either. I feel like this podcast is going to air and Jigsaw is going to kidnap me and burn me at the stake or like do,

do one or the other that I say I would rather. He's going to make you, he's going to make you saw off your own leg and then, and then get all the marrow into the thing where it cuts your head. Did you see Saw 10? I should watch it. I didn't see Saw 10. You should watch it.

It's so gross. I don't, I don't love, I don't love, I don't love. What's your favorite movie? Um, for no you're joking did you see it i did see it yeah you did of course yeah oh my god okay so oh i opened it i opened uh this is the this is the forbidden Can you believe The costume design for the Harkonnens

Can you fucking believe In the whole universe of Gaty Prime and then The The Bene Gesserit Which I Just shove it all up my ass Bendem jizz in it

There you go Lady Jessica As Reverend Mother The Mother the mother toilet was shat upon. The mother toilet was certainly shat upon. The water of life in that toilet was drunk. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to like recreate those costumes. Hell yeah.

Something. Absolutely. I picture you as Reverend Mother. You could do like a sickening. Mother Gaia. I would be Charlotte Rampling mother. You could do like a sickening- Mother Gaia. I would be Charlotte Rampling with the giant black thingy with the veil. I mean, it was so, when they were, and then fucking Princess Irlan, who was, oh my God,

the Bene Gesserit. I'm going to like, I'm going to start screaming, taking my clothes off. I will say, I picture you as like the Baron. Like that, like, I feel like you could do a sickening Baron no you know I am I literally literally literally am the I don't know he was killed in the first one but he is the Baron's

advisor the mentat who's oh yeah he's got the one little yes yes his name is like Peter or something or like that that's me that's literally me okay and me and Trixie are like just hearkening goons. So we're bald. But how cunt was Austin Butler?

I didn't, I didn't really, I didn't, no, no, no. I thought he was, he was incredible. I didn't realize it was Austin Butler. I thought it was like watching it. I thought it was one of the Skarsgårds. I thought it was the guy who played it. Wow. Oh, sure.

He would have, he would have did great. I thought it was Bill, Bill Skarsgård, if that's his name. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that is his name. Yeah. There, I mean, would have did great in that. I thought it was Bill Skarsgård, if that's his name. Yeah. Oh, that is his name. Yeah. I mean, that whole world was so sick. I mean, oh, it was so good. I am going to watch that movie a lot of times.

I've seen it once in theaters. I would like to like rewatch the first and the second now in succession because it's yeah, it's fabulous. I feel like it's the new it is the new like space. Star Wars. It's the new Star Wars. It's so and there's so much. Star Wars flopped by the way, like the newer.

You know, I never really got it like if you have to choose between Star Wars and Star Trek, what would you say? Never seen Star Trek. Really? I like some of the movies. I love the Borg. You gotta check out the Borg Queen. It's Borg Queen. Miss Borg Queen. She's just a head on a floating thing that controls a bunch of people, computer people.

That's Conti. That's Conti. Yeah. I said Fierce. Fierce? That's Fierce. New slang unlocked. Fierce is going to be everywhere.

I'm not done talking about these Bene Gesserits. I'm not done. I'm not done. Let's get into it. I did not know. Bene Gesserits. I'm not done. Let's get into it. I did not know that Florence Pugh was going to roll up as the Emperor's daughter

as a Bene Gesseriti. A Bezzarini Jezzarini. Bezzarini, Benegini, Bezzarini. Florence Pugh was sickening. Sickening. The costumes. The last outfit with the chainmail mesh and the dangles.

That fucking bitch. I was like, you better unclog that mother toilet because it is filled with shit. Diogo Montoya who? Exactly. I mean, putting the girls out of business. Atelier Versace. What? Right.

Never heard of it. Right. Alexander McQueen never existed. Who designed all these costumes? Girl, I don't know. Was it? If only there was a way to figure it out. First of all,

when Miss Mother got gagged by Timmy at the end, who is it? Jacqueline West. Miss Jacqueline. She owns, so a lot of people don't know Miss Jacqueline is actually the primary shareholder in MotherToilet.com. Jacqueline West has your pathetic cock locked up in a cage.

In a cage. And it's a mesh, it's a mesh fringed metallic cage that's controlled by space witches. Lock it up. I mean, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, when the first,

The voice, the voice. The first time I heard the voice, not the show, but they should do a spinoff where it's all Ben and Jezreel behind the things, you know, like having people sing. But it was like lock it up

undo her gag cut the rope I was like I literally I was like I had to I rewound it and watched it like five times I got full body rashes wow wow cut the rope oh Miss Jessica Ferguson oh Jessica Ferguson killed it

Miss Jessica Ferguson I'm just talking at you like an old what are your thoughts about what are your thoughts about the main stars who are Zendaya and Timothee

Timothee by far in no shade to them Zendaya Zendaya or Zendaya what is it Zendaya fabulous actor

right for me those the two leads by far the least interesting parts of the movie. Not even. I would have to agree. I mean, to me, they both did great. They both did great. And of course, you need like a romantic, you need kind of a romantic anchor to all these films, these epic sagas.

Yeah. I personally don't. But I understand that by far the least interesting storylines. You know what? I'm going to say something a little controversial. There's something a little lacking to me

about what Zendaya does on screen. Okay, that's fair. I think she's incredibly gorgeous. I think she's coming to her own. I think she's incredibly talented. Something about this role for her, the way that she I think she's incredibly gorgeous I think she's coming to her own I think she's incredibly talented Something about this role for her She seems to be the only one of the Fremen Who doesn't do the accent

Where's her accent? That's a really fucking good point There's something a little girlish and euphoria-like About what she does I feel like she was incredible in euphoria Oh, absolutely That's so true Yeah

You notice that? They're speaking The language is like a fully formed language It's kind of like Arabic and Spanish Like Javier Bardem does it so well And every other character Every other Fremen character seems Well almost

But yeah I see your point That's a really good point. Yeah. But they were by far the least interesting parts of it. For sure. A lot of stand. For sure. Whenever it went,

whenever Benny Jesra rolled into the frame, I was like hard dick, hard nipples. Absolutely. Wet pussy. Wet pussy. Yeah. Emperor's daughter comes in with wearing the chain mail.

It's, it's over. It's over. It is over. And then it was like, it was kind of when the first shot of, of miss Austin Butler, um,

uh, it getting like painted his, his nasty white skin, jacked. He's on the cycle. He, um, he's on his little Marvel movie cycle.

Oh yeah. Well, you know, of course. I mean, come on. They're going to get me on that cycle. Honey,

we'll come to LA. It's the first thing you do. Once you get your keys to your apartment, they give you steroids. LA, honey. We'll come to LA. It's the first thing you do once you get your keys to your apartment. They give you steroids. LA. Sorry, not to pivot too fiercely from Dune, but LA, I've seen a lot of- Dune. No, I'm just kidding.

I've seen a lot of men here in LA, like older men who have the same face. It's gaggy. Yeah, of course. What is going on here in LA? The Palm Springs older men who have the same face. It's gaggy. of course. That's the Palm Springs special. The Palm Springs special. The Venus Delight special. The Palm Springs special. That's like,

they're, they're a man of a certain age and they all have a house in Palm Springs and they all like are interior designers and they're all like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Oh yeah. They all have like six or seven tweakers locked up in their basement and they're like, that's the vibe.

But like, they're all like pulled and stretched and all their names are Richard. Boys, boys, boys, airbag please. Airbag please? What does that mean? Oh, wait. Is that like a young thing? I feel bad because No, no, no. It's not a young thing.

I have a friend back home, Big Atlas, shout out. He introduced me to Lolo Ferrari who is a French This is something I feel like this is something that you in particular He introduced me to Lolo Ferrari, who is a French. This is something I feel like this is something that you in particular, somebody who first of all loves the French language and gags and stims over like the most random, absurd, you know, obscure bullshit. I do the same, by the way. But Lolo Ferrari. So get into her.

She is a vintage. She's not around anymore. Died at 35. Fierce. Biggest, at one point had like the record for biggest fake breasts in the world. Wow. Implants. Implants.

French bimbo. Okay. One song, one song called, I think it's called Airbag or Airbag Please. Airbag Please. Cross check me on that airbag, please. Airbag. Cross check me on that. Lolo Ferrari. Control booth. Can we pull it up?

Lolo Ferrari. What about Chichilina? Similar vibe, but Italian. Chichilina. Chichilina. Big. Okay, go ahead.

So Lolo Ferrari, airbag. Lolo Ferrari, airbag, please. So, so the chorus goes, girls,

girls, girls, airbag, please. Airbag, please. Boys, girls, girls, girls, airbag, please. Airbag, please. Boys, boys, boys. Airbag, please. Airbag, please.

She's begging, begging, begging for airbag. Love. What does that mean? What doesn't it mean? What doesn't it mean? Airbag, please. Airbag, please. Airbag, please. Air airbag please airbag generation airbag generation that is fans of car car accidents is that like where's my air so i i i driver's side assume oh her tits are her airbags oh god i gotta cut it that makes sense yeah okay airbag generation

it's like uh it's totally like, it should be a gay anthem. I believe it was. Well, the gays are too all, you know, wrapped up in Rihanna and her makeup company. What if instead of like silicone implants, they got helium implants and then you floated up to heaven? Would you shit in God's mother toilet? I would replace God's mother toilet.

I would be the mother toilet. You would be the heavenly plumber. Yes. Speaking of plumbing, what about Safira Cristal? Do you love? Oh, I love Safira Safira is incredible She is

And I'm a competitive bitch So that bitch pisses me off Did you know her from Did you know her at all before the competition? No No I didn't She's been in Philly for a while For a while

And as far as I know She was in Boston, then in New York Then in Boston, then in Philly She was literally the roaming Rita Skeeter, the roaming reporter She was very like a girl on the go Always had the most incredible It's great to see her in gorgeous gowns

Beautiful gowns Because while her mug was always correct, she looked a mess. Okay. Can we toss up a picture on screen of Safira looking a mess, please? I say mess because it's like it's not this

outrageous, stunning, beaded crystal, whatever, show-stopping thing. We all wear little poom-poom dresses and stuff like we didn't have no money yeah you know yeah yeah like i don't even know how girls get all that money you know yeah well okay so i mean i never i never had money i i never had like money for drag. Um, and I, I shouldn't say that, you know, I'm, I'm very lucky in that, you know, I, my, you know, I'm young still. And, um, I think that you can look a mess just cause you're young.

Well, yes. Um, I, so I'm, I'm very fortunate that I had a roof over my head that I didn't, that I don't have to pay for. You know, I live with mom. So that's nice. But. What's mom's name? Coincidentally.

Yelena. Yelena. Oh my God. That's my name. Yelena. Yelena. Yelena. Yeah.

So, but anyways, but everything, everything drag wise, you know, has always been out of my pocket because my parents don't, they don't fuck with that gay shit so that's what i wanted to talk about and i nearly forgot so um first of all where in russia so what what's your what's your your um government name if you don't mind my government name is um it's andrew uh you know andrewsha andrewsha sure i love andrewsha sure but so fabulous but honestly you but honestly Andrey is so great do you know the song Privyet Andrey by Irina Allegra Privyet Andrey that's it

and your last name Dunayevsky which is Dunayevsky and all roads lead back to Dun bandim jizz in it honey Dune. All roads lead back to Dune. Bend him jizz in it, honey. Are you joking?

No, no. Dune. Actually, that's an abridged version. The full one is Dune Tuna Yevski. Gagged her a bit for sure That's fierce Oh my god If you Okay

Patronymic? Yes, yes, yes Dunayevsky is actually the I'm related to a famous Russian composer But what's your middle name? Vladimir Perfect Vladimir Dunayevsky.

Yes. Yeah. Vladimir Baron Vladimir Harkonnen. Yeah. From Dune. From Dune. Come on. This is great.

Now I like you. Just kidding. Just kidding. We got there. And what is, so I don't know any actual slang Russian. Can you teach me some slang do you not know so I mean like

yeah I guess like so if you want to say fuck you it's like which means like fuck you motherfucker right yeah I'm actually a little bit like self conscious when it comes to you know when it comes to my Russian because you know I was born here my parents were born in Russia.

And I feel like modern Russian slang- I've been Westernized. Westernized. So I feel like any modern Russian slang, I'm not- You're not in the loop. I'm not in the loop. Do you have Russian friends at all? I know.

I used to roll around with like a circle of like Russian family friends and Russian friends. Yeah. So really, they don't gag for gay over there, huh? They're not gagging for gay faggot.

Do you know what? No, but they're, they're not gagging for the faggots. They're gagging the gays. Yes, they are. They're not in a good way,

but not in a good way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're literally gagging them, but, um, not funny.

I mean, yeah, no, no, no, no. Uh, it's, it's, it's, okay. I mean, no, no, no, no. It's not great. Do you know Russian drag queens, though? Blondie Bond. Blondie Bond.

Blondie Bond. Cool. What about Verka Serduchka? Verka Serduchka. She's great. She's Ukrainian. She's sickening. I grew up on Verka Serduchka,

for sure. She's, I mean, I can't get it. It's get it if you needed like the most faggoty foreign gym jam like that's like cheetah drita it's like high octane meth folk

that blows my mind you listening to fucking cheetah drita in the gym that's insane to me like the little listening to fucking cheetah in the gym. That's insane to me. Any Vierka Sidjuska song. The little Goop, goop, goop.

I mean like crazy, crazy. It's so good. It's so good though. I used to listen to these songs in like the car. We had like a CD of Vierka Sidjuska. Mary, I used to go to this place called Knizhny Mir, like Book World and buy all the CDs and they were all open.

They were all cracked and they're all broken. And yeah, I listened to the Russian version of Chicago, this musical, incredible. They do, it's called Shikambleskum instead of Razzle Dazzle. Fierce. Fierce. Chicago, they call it. Not Chicago, Chicago. Chicago.

Chicago. Yeah. That's so interesting. Yeah. I'm not. You don't listen to to Russian music. Now I'm not too big on Russian music. I'm not too big. No, but I do. I do like, I do like love Yelena, Yelena Karlova. Love her music. Well, that's Serbian. So it's different. It's definitely different. So like, but you know, Slavic and I, I like Albanian music. Like I like, I like Albanian music I like Albanian music is country to me

America seems to have such a global chokehold that you kind of forget that every single fucking language has its own vast library of musical amazingness you know what I mean? for sure but I feel like I feel like

Eastern European countries, I don't know what I'm talking about. This is just a theory. Exactly. I feel like they take inspiration from American culture, but they put their own bizarre twist on, on it and it becomes something completely different, but so, so sickening and cunty. I think, I think that I'm not sure what, what is the right answer.

Cause I think it changes all the time, but I think nowadays it's like, who's, who's influencing who? Who's influencing who? And also is 10 years behind really 20 years in the future? Right. And I don't mean for that to sound like... I know what you mean. But I think that's actually kind of...

Because everything cycles with music and fashion. For sure. And I think that... I don't know. I mean, for example, I think of Tommy Cash. Do you know who Tommy Cash is? He is a rapper. I've been listening to a ton of Russian rap

or Eastern European rap. It's the only kind of male voice stuff. I usually don't like any music without female voices. But this guy. Mention Sing. Yeah. No, I know. Mention Sing.

By the way, I'm going to get her to, the two of us are going to record a song together. But, you know't sing. By the way, I'm going to get her to, the two of us are going to record a song together. But, you know, can't gag the faggots all the way. Right. But they just have like, I don't know, the Russian rap for me is like so, it's so cunty. Because it's just like, it sounds like somebody, it sounds like a guy's like chewing on broken glass

and marbles through peanut butter. It's like such an angry sounding language. Yeah. Like why does every woman, regardless of how thin, frail, wayfish or wispy, why does she always sound like this one? Like why does her voice sound like this one? Even if she look like a sexy hot girl

like why is like everybody like they always sound like this one like that's crazy I mean it's cunt it's so cunt it's so cunty it's like

a six foot tall blonde hair to the ass just an impossible outrageous ideal of like this particular style of femininity. And then she's like, You know what I mean? It's like, it's like, it's so crazy that it's just so cunty to me.

It's the opposite of vocal fry. Yeah. It's like, it's not like, it's like, vocal, vocal bake. Yeah. Vocal broil. It's not like, it's like vocal, vocal bake. Yeah. Vocal broil. It's like vocal broil.

Yeah. Vocal. No, it's like a vocal incinerator or something. Or vocal freeze. No. Yeah. It's cunty. Yeah.

I mean, I grew, I grew up with, with, you know, I think my mom is, is very cunty. You know, she, my mom is such a like contrarian okay like whatever if if we ever watch something together or ever you know consume any sort of uh piece of media if that's that makes sense but she you know she always kind of like waits for me to say something and she's like says the opposite oh really but she's I love that. But she's like that with everybody. That's great. She's like that with everybody. Well, you don't want a yes person. You want the, you want the, that's, you know, like you want the point counterpoint vibe.

Right. It's the, it's not a yes and it's a no but. It's a no but, you ugly bitch. Right. Right. Which is, which is why. Mom, what do you think of my outfit? It sucks.

Well, I kind of like it. Well, no, it sucks. You got bad taste. You're right. It does suck. Well, I kind of like it. Well, no, it sucks. You're right. It does suck. Well, actually, I kind of like it. That is great. Just circular. That's great.

Like keeps the conversation going. Yeah. Just flip-flopping. What's your favorite sport? You like to flip-flop? Oh, I'm a tennis player, but I'm a tennis player. That's one of the hardest sports ever. I'm a tennis player but i'm a tennis player that's one of the hardest sports ever i'm a tennis player yeah okay we're gonna wrap it up oh okay so on that note wait wait so do we do we take any i feel like you and trixie go um okay yeah we'll do a bunch right

now let's take a break wait pause let's take a break hold on let's take a break how do we say it in Russian? мальчай возьмем перерыв перерыв возьмем перерыв возьмем перерыв ну что

okay and then wait last thing who is in your five who is in your um if you have to make a marvel movie with five tennis players um no novak djokovic okay um rafael nadal okay maria sharapova uh oh fuck me um car Wozniacki. I'm just naming people at this point. And... Venus and Serena.

Oh my God. Okay, okay, okay. I had to wreck my mind. And Venus and Serena. We'll put six in there. Okay, fierce. No Navratilova, you don't like lesbians. No.

Okay, great. And on that note, thank you so much for coming on the pod I don't like your fans no I'm so happy you're getting chewed up on the internet and I hope I'm so pleased that you're being an unapologetic bitch and that you're serving

cunty fiercest for the children to gag on every night on VH1 or MTV or whatever the fuck channel it's on all we can do is shit in the mother toilet yeah we're just for the children to gag on every night on VH1 or MTV or whatever the fuck channel it's on. All we can do is shit in the mother toilet. Yeah. We're just, hey,

listen, we're just a bunch of turds floating in the mother toilet. And all we can hope is someone gags us up and shits us out. Period. Period. Goodbye. Bye.