The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - Sasha Colby Eats a Steak Diane Nude on the Amalfi Coast with Katya

Episode Date: July 16, 2024

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Can't read the doll. Now wait. So real quick. You can't read the doll. Yes. Questions, concerns. I feel like that's a very bold statement coming right out the bat. Because of course you can read the doll.

Well, of course you can't read the doll. But you know the context of that with Roxy, right? That was a Roxy rant. Yeah, that was a Roxy-ism. It was a Roxy rant. She was on live Facebook live after continental. Okay. And like her score sheets were out and she was,

I love you sister. But she was mad. She didn't get in five. And so she was reading the, um, the judges like for a good hour and a half. It was like, Oh,

it was like, we were still coming out of pandemic. So we were still addicted to like watching these. Oh shit. Absolutely. Yeah. Because it's like, everybody was so hyper-focused in their own little bubble. Yeah.

Yeah. You were just right there. So she was, she was in the back looking stunning and she was saying something about one of them judges, but you can't lay saying that you can't read her. You can't read the doll. And you know, the dolls are for the trans girls but i mean you've seen roxy's body she's 95 trans in that body yeah she's she's trans adjacent i would say but speaking of trans goddesses let me give you a proper introduction so welcome back to the bald and beautiful i'm

bald and she is beautiful it's sasha colby the winner of rootPaul's Drag Race. We have an applause. People here. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race season 15, you walked into the workroom and then just collected all the shit. You were never in the bottom, correct? No, I wasn't in the bottom. I was never in the bottom. Your track record is pretty fucking stellar.

It was a good one and I had the most wins going into the finale so yeah and I I mean I've been baking a while one of the older girls you know the yeast was rising seasoned

she was seasoned a good starter in the pageant world they use I starter. In the pageant world, they use, I love the terms they use to describe like plus size. They say at large. At large. And then elite for the older girls. Elite, classic.

Classic. I think this like, what would be, what other ones are there? Is there like, is it just at large? There's classic, there's elite. There's at large though. At large and plus. At large. Like the killer is still at large? There's elite. There's at large and plus. At large. The killer is still at large.

Yes. I would never. It just sounds like wanted. Yes, it does. It's like at large. Does it mean at large has ascended with all this cash? She stole the fierce drag jewels. And we're like, the police are tailing

her down the 405 follow the trail of beads it's so fucking weird um miss continental 2012 which was harder drag racer continental oh um well you know continental was just one night you know it was done but is it is it really when like what i understand about pageants is that it's not just one year one night there's like you have to you have to like integrate into the the politics and the system because continental is hard to win it's uh yeah you there's been it's been rare it's been it's been uh mostly where you have to earn your earn your crown like they gotta see you come back and grow. But lately there's been so many girls

like Vanessa Van Cartier from Holland drag race. Jesus Christ. There's so fucking many. She won her first try, you know? So now this is- Really? Yeah.

At Continental. Is she trans? Yes. She was the first actual post-op trans woman to win, which has been like, and then went on to win Drag Race. And it just kind of shows, like even our current reigning Miss Continental, it was her first try.

And she was like a pandemic baby. Oh shit. Wait, what do you mean a pandemic baby? Like she started doing drag or transitioning like during pandemic and now it's just continental. I mean like a short three years. Yeah. It's us for three and a half years. Like it's been a long time since we've been fucking cooped up on zoom bitch. I know. I feel so bad.

Can you believe that happened by the way? No, not really. Also, I can't believe in LA. Um, one day they just, you know, decided, ah, like this, if we've had had enough let's just forget it go anywhere you want mask or not it's so fucking crazy but i feel so bad for the girls on drag race who um was it jada what was the first thing you did when you found out you want she goes i closed my laptop my laptop i took my pads off and i went to the bathroom. Like so sad. Yeah. You were during your crowning. I mean the, your ultimate big finish I think is such a fuck.

You were so blessed because knock on wood is such a fucking, is like the quintessential drag queen bop. Like it is like a pageant continental bop. It's the best song. It's the best song. It's like super high energy classic.. Yes. It's like, it's the best song. It's the best song. It's like super high energy, classic. It is,

and you fucking, I was so angry with the camera work though, because your last reveal to the fucking naked goddess was like, not, I was just like, come on, you guys. Yeah.

I was like, I need to show like both of us. Right. It was such a missed opportunity. I mean, we saw the, you know, we saw the the last look which was so fucking cunt but like um yeah you didn't do it twice did you just once no yeah they just needed to do this once yeah yeah and then they were like we were done and you know the producers they could like um how long would it take you to put that dress back on i'm like oh baby that dress is off like it's like I'm gonna have to weld that shit together

can I swear I'm gonna have to weld that shit together and then they're like so what are you gonna wear you're just gonna be naked if you get crowned I'm like that's the point roll the camera let's go I mean what the fuck were they really giving you a hard time

they just thought I wanted to look more modest obviously not yeah listen it's a human body yeah i just you know celebrate that's why i bought it yeah um so what okay going into drag race you were kind of like pegged as the one how'd you know i get pegged you have that look that london look it wasn't london have you ever pegged somebody uh well listen i you know they call me peg bundy how's that oh shit my god i mean christ i would i just saw a little video of these two only fans scammers who are really straight but they were like you know they're rubbing up on each other they're on each other's butts and then I was like what is on that guy's he's got like

a tool belt on and I was like oh no it's a little strap on he's fucking him in the strap on I'm like just do something else do something else it's just so strange what do you who is like, oh wait, I have a whole bunch of fucking.

I'm like, you do not want to know my Pornhub search list right now. What are your search? What are your go-to search? What? Tell me, give me something. Okay.

Okay. I'll tell you one of mine. Second date. Okay. Okay. What do I do? Yeah. Yes. No, no, no no no no well i i was good there was a scandal there's gonna we can talk about it later there was a scandal in the porn world the gay porn world yeah but we can talk about that later yeah yeah yeah yeah um you know it's interesting when things happen in the gay

porn world you have to say like people are so quick to be like oh gay people but mary mary people you look at straight porn jeez louise it's fucking brutal and there's way more of it i mean it's like it is so wild and oh christ do you watch are you an avid watcher of pornography uh i am i am a connoisseur. Really? I think I would also probably consider myself to be a connoisseur. Yeah. I mean, just the hours I banked. Also, I think as creatives, we just, like, I like to see what pops up. Like, what the algorithm, what the universe, what sources try to tell me. What is God's message for me today?

Pornhub.com. What is God's message for me today? Pornhub.com. I think it's a DP cream pie on the Amalfi Coast with two lovely Russian girls. With a steak Diane and a black coffee on the side. A steak Diane, bitch! Clams Casino, steak Diane, and a fucking, oh my God. Bitch, I had steak Diane the other day.

I love her. What is it? That's Diane. You day. I love her. What is it? Is she's, that's Diane. You know, she, she's, that's just. But how is it? What's the Diane of it all? I honestly. There's a really, really, really.

I don't know. There's an essence. There's a Diana joke coming along. I can't say it. No, no, no, no, no. I know. No, but what makes it a Diane? Like, is it a sauce? I don't, I don't know.

I couldn't tell, but I accepted it. We'll get a Google fact and put it down there. I am in control room. Pan fried beef steak. Ooh. I mean, Diane. Dirty Diane. Yeah, dirty Diane.

Diane comes through with the steak. Are you a seafood lover? Yes. Sure. Shrimp? Yeah, I mean, I'm from Hawaiiui so i'll eat i love i love seafood are you from are you what we're in honolulu not honolulu born and raised on oahu which is where honolulu is but it's like on the other side okay it's a little small town do you love it you go

back i do often i just came back that's where i got this little tan line this tan cunty i'll be back in a few weeks celebrating my 40th birthday fucking a 40 fucking i looked you up you're a wood rat i am a wood rat yeah so i stopped no no listen i know i don't i i've switched i've i've transitioned from astrology to chinese give me what the wood is about i have no idea Okay So you're doing great Yeah yeah yeah I'm just entry level But I think it's You know You're

I really couldn't tie it I know the rats Like the 1984 A rat is Like a saver Scurrier Like a Someone that's

Like just kind of A sniffer Okay A sniffer A wanderer Yeah A wanderer I guess

A wanderlust I'm a dog I'm not sure what our compatibility is But this is not It's so funny Okay, a sniffer, a wanderer. Yeah, a wanderer. A wanderlust. I'm a dog. I'm not sure what our compatibility is, but this is not. It's so funny. My witch friend is always like, she always has the funniest way of saying like, she's like, honey, this year ain't your year. Are you Dave? A claims-free hybrid driving university grad who signed up online? Well, Dave, this jingle's for you. Who saves with TD Insurance?

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Do you get into astrology? I love a good astrology. Okay. Yeah, I've been an astrology tarot baddie for a bit now I mean 10 years in LA you got it right well that's what I was going to say it's kind of unavoidable actually I got really

I was taking tarot courses really? that's what I did in the pandemic fierce I was asking the cards what's going on do you get any answers? yeah actually I would do tarot every morning at drag race because you know, I would do tarot every morning at Drag Race. Because, you know, they lock us up there.

But I could bring my cards. Yeah. So how did you whittle away the time? Because they don't, I mean, you don't have your computer. I don't have a computer. I mean, I brought physical books. I'm not a big TV watcher with, like, commercials, you know? Well, the thing was, you know how I had literally a DVD player because that's what I thought

we'd have to bring. And like we got like DVDs to keep me preoccupied. But our season, the hotel that they had chosen, they could not take off of our televisions, the TV. So we could actually watch local news and we could watch youtube and we could go on netflix and all those things so that's great yeah and they're really upset with that because we were you know like i i mean the smart girls aka me if you're like knowing that you have your snatch game the next day you're going onto youtube and watching snatch game you're doing your

research yeah yeah yeah i mean i don't see what the girls are literally sitting down watching themselves being um leaked as on the cast damn that's what they did with their time yeah very very um very useful you see or you know i mean i'm over here watching uh you did jan crouch right watching jan crouch that was such a great choice i don't know if people like um she is it was so hard to sit but to sit next to Lucy LaDuca, like killing it. What did she do again? Oh yeah. Yeah. She was, it was like bebopping all over the place.

I was just. Who else was sitting right next to her? Snatch game. It's so fucking stressful. It was stressful. People don't realize if improv in a character is, it's like. Yeah. It's tough in the, when you're up at the corner,

was that, and you really have to kind of forget the character. Like I remember Rue was like, forego the character. Just be funny. Just be, yeah. When all like,

yeah. Don't worry about being faithful. Just catch the, catch the joke. I'm trying to throw at you. Make the bitch laugh. Yeah. Especially if you're in that top left corner,

that's usually the first, like, and it's, oh my God, it's rough the first like, and it's, oh my God, it's rough. It's rough. It is so like nerve wracking.

We, when we did all stars, there was like a fire alarm or something in the middle, which was wonderful because then we got, got like a little bit of a break. Then we went back. Do you know what I mean? It was just kind of cut the tension.

It is so quiet and so quick. It's so, it's three rounds. You just get three rounds and I'm like, okay, just answer like three things. Kind of. Okay. Yeah. It's three rounds. You just get three rounds and I'm like, okay, just answer like three things kind of okay. And they had ours early. So there was like 14 of us. Oh shit.

So they split us seven and seven. Right. That's crazy. So I was like, they're gonna be like, I can't be like the worst of 14. Like I'm gonna be in this fall in the middle. Or fall on my face and be funny. I mean, at least with a crowd that big, we would hope to just like, you know, either, you know, sail by or, or when obviously when I was just so

like shocked how quiet it was in the studio and the soundstage, like, Oh, y'all are giving us even a can like clap or nothing. You have no idea how you're actually doing. No idea. Yeah. It's wild. And also you've kind of realize like you're like there's no you know there's just like camera operators and that's pretty much it and then

you're like ruse laughing but they could use any reaction shot you know what i mean like it's like once you kind of get hip to the way that whole thing works it is even more fucking terrifying yeah yeah what did you think i can do it alone in my house. Like just talking to myself. Yeah. Easy. Sure. Sure. Yeah.

I mean, I, I remember it was like the scariest thing ever. What was your favorite part of the season? What was your favorite challenge and what was your favorite runway? Ooh, favorite challenge. I think the most surprising and favorite challenge was the interview

challenges we had to do with the celebrities. And I did Charo. Oh, and it's kind of like you just go along you just go for the ride with charles she's you're not interviewing her honey she's in her own fucking world and that world is fabulous yeah and if you can like keep up yeah then i think uh yeah so that was a good a fun challenge to do and like surprisingly win but i i like put most credit on her because she just took it she's so fierce yeah she is so allowed me to like okay if i could jump on two like funny jokes and we'll be fine yeah yeah uh favorite runway i loved i love my bumble like the puffer please it was like black and yellow uh bumblebee looking well you burn the runway

burn the runway you burn the runway. You burn the runway. You burn the runway. Did you feel pressure going in there? Because it was like, you know, after the fact, all the, like all the discussion,

the commentary is like, you know, she went in there to win and she did. You know, it was like you were the one to beat and it's like, did you feel pressure

at the beginning or you're just like. Completely. Yeah. Especially when you're in there and, you know, pageants, I'm used to having my team or family at the beginning or you're just like- Completely, yeah. Especially when you're in there. And pageants, I'm used to having my team or family or at least my best friend Preston with me. You're just alone.

Doing your own everything. Yeah. And I would be freaking out, but I did a lot of freaking out beforehand. Okay. And I kind of needed to be alone a bit to just kind of let myself uh like get into the zone but it was it was pretty it's like shocking you know you can't talk to anybody about it yeah i mean as soon as i

like left my season i called my friend i told him everything oh i was i was in the van i could not i was in the van i'm like give me the phone i told the driver i'm not gonna out that person and don't you worry he was driving me home that night but i literally was like you're just gonna I could not. I was in the van. I'm like, give me the phone. I told the driver, I'm not going to out that person. And don't you worry, he was driving me home that night. I literally was like, you're just going to like keep driving, boo. And I called my best friend and I told him everything. So leaving this season, you're like, I got that. It's a wrap.

You got it. What did you think? I was just always afraid that they were going to like, uh, like, yeah, I don't know. Like I, I just prepared for the best, but I, I know it's the worst,

the worst, prepare for the best. Yeah. But I was kind of just expecting to be like, well, let's just have her back at all stars or, Oh, you know,

let's see her again. Yeah. Would you go back? Uh, yeah. Also, there's all winners. Yeah. Would you go back? Yeah. All-stars are winners for sure. I need some time. Yeah. Yeah.

I have no more ideas left. Also, where the hell? Who's going to do it? Everyone's like. Where are the outfits at? What outfits at? Where are they? Who do you call?

Exactly. Seriously. I mean, like. Everyone's taken. Everyone's backed up backed up people calling start sewing for ourselves shit i don't think anything that's coming out of my little sewing studio is runway ready let's just say that i mean i love how they call the all-star girls now they're like you know like you just make some things from your runway. It's like, that's why they're going onto all stars. So they can just have like, so we can have a closet to pick from.

I mean, I'm looking at Plastique and God Make in every week. And I'm just like. Where? How? Who? How? How did you get to answer your phone? Yeah, exactly.

So like you have Balenciaga on speed. I'll like, what is the, it's just baffling. Yeah. It's baffling. Yeah. It's baffling. I mean, and it's gorgeous plastic. I mean, I,

I realized the other day she's quite young, right? I think she's 25 or 26. Wow. Her skin, that beat. It's like, maybe I should just kill myself.

Maybe I should just put a gun in my mouth. It is. It's so, I mean, it's the, Oh, she's so cunty bitch kind she's cunty and she will not learn one word of them lyrics

can you believe there's always one girl she's she did like two or three times yeah that is wild who else was like doing the who were they reading for not knowing their words they're not lip-syncing it was it's country i mean i obviously it's because like of the you know lip-syncing for your legacy or whatever is a much different um situation than lip-syncing for your life but like it's just so oh my god it's so the other one sugar sugar was the one who wouldn't know well you know what i think because those girls sugar sugar and spice right yeah they're tick tockers they can't do more than 15 or 45 seconds yes so that's that's the only like they can do 15 second clips or um you know they go

i mary i can't i do you tick tock mama i how's the 40 year old tick tocker Do you TikTok mama? How's the 40 year old TikTok? How's the millennial pause? Do you hear the millennial pause? No. What is that? All the millennials apparently do it.

And the Gen X or the Gen Zers are all like reading us because you can see us pressing like play. And then we're like, hey guys guys that's the millennial pause got it that is just like cut it a little fuck so this yeah yeah okay fuck i mean you know it is so crazy like i it we're old we're old old i'm auntie now Well actually I'm grandmother thanks to Carrie Excuse me what no Carrie's got a child She's got kids

So Carrie Colby your child Oh my god It's like a double helix Colby Colby She's got a bunch of them She's got a brood She's on some corner of them. She's got a brood. Where does she...

She's on some corner. Where does she get them? Where does she acquire these children? Does she... Like, what's the process? You know, I don't know. Scoop them up off the ground or what? You know, she's a doll finder.

Okay. Yeah. Do you enjoy motherhood? You can't breed the dolls. You can't breed the dolls. You can't breed... Well, dolls can't you can't breed the dolls can't breed well dolls and breed deer yeah has so being a drag mother for people who have no idea what the fuck that is what is it in a nutshell

uh in a nutshell a drag mother is your emotional support gay okay um is she a mentor she's someone you look up to someone who provides like solace when your like actual family probably has disowned you and made you you know you know Drake family is really just a place for you to find to make your own family wherever whatever that looks like

you know if it could be just like a bunch of your friends that are just brothers and sisters it could be like a ball If it could be just like a bunch of your friends that are just brothers and sisters, it could be like a ball house. It could be a pageant house. Yeah, in Hawaii, it's really big. There's a lot of like drag houses, so. Is there rivalry between houses in Hawaii?

I wouldn't know. I remember back in the day, it was like early 2000s. There was a bunch of us, like the head mothers, like my mother, Cassandra Colby, and a couple of the other fierce mothers. They were all sisters and they were all kind of like the house of flawless. And I know we were pretty obnoxious then. How so?

Oh, like just walking in and saying, I mean, flawless. Just say what it is annoying we would have like like co we would like color code ourselves like it sounds really weird uh we would have like dress codes okay let's all wear black tonight let's all wear pink yeah but that's fun though yeah but it's very exclusionary yeah like i mean clicks are uh they're what is it yeah they're they're yeah exclusionary yeah like i mean clicks are uh they're what is it yeah they're yeah exclusionary whatever but that's form of drag but i mean queer life but that's like that's a state of being fierce that you can do when you're younger and you can kind of like yeah you know get that out of your system yeah yeah girl i wish i was a drag orphan and still am yeah oh my god and it's funny because

i'm finding now is like i age my makeup application skills are getting better but the canvas is degrading oh so it's like it's such a sad horrible thing it's like now i can do it over time damn it i wish i could have like if i had the 24 year old skin and riddle me this bitch i looked like at 24 i looked 50 in drag yeah it's it's so fucked up how did i look older yeah it's wild 18 yeah it's wild who taught you to paint oh uh because we didn't have fucking youtube we did not have youtube we did not have my best friend preston okay uh who's an amazing makeup artist who, yeah, he would paint. Actually, he would just paint me all the time.

He'd paint me for pageants and whenever he was bored, he would just paint me. So I never really even, I like had to learn how to paint when I moved to Chicago. Okay. And I started to work at the Baton. This is when I started doing Continental. Chicago. Okay. And I started to work at the Baton.

This is when I started doing Continental. And at the Baton, you do five shows, five nights a week, three shows a night. Okay. Cabaret style. Okay. And you're doing two solos plus opening, closing, and middle production. Okay. So let's stack that up. Let's do the 15 times.

Each night, you're doing. 15 numbers. 15 times on stage. Opening. 15 numbers 15 times opening yeah solo solo so um closing solo middle solo closing so five numbers in each show yes three shows a few shows in a mary that already that is a lot it's a lot i was just talking to uh fina about our days back at the our bar in boston but mama saturday was like the we had five we did open and closing and then maybe you did three numbers yeah and we did it twice two shows that to me was so that's also a lot yeah but that third show was transphobic that that third show i feel like that third show was in 12 like it was 8 30 10 30 and 12 30 that 12 30 sometimes it

was like two people and also most of the time it was just like two people in the audience and what does the mug look like at 12 30 after two fucking shows like uh i remember back in the day i would get i would hear stories that like if you were a new girl you had to have a character that you had to do okay and that had to be your first number out okay so you're gonna do if you were a new girl you had to have a character that you had to do okay and that had to be your first number out okay so you're gonna do like you were also first out after your production because of seniority so these girls when like you walk in there first you're in the opening production and you have about like the when uh the mc is mc yeah maybe five seven minutes to get from your little showgirl look

into like a full Madonna or Cher like character and be ready to go. But it taught us how to like get in and out of drag really fast. Yeah. I mean, it's a thing that a lot of the girls who, you know, they get their start on YouTube or TikTok or whatever,

they don't have that like that performance experience that is like that hectic stressful yes um make it work you know i mean there was always um do you do misery do you know misery in boston i'm familiar with well she was she was like known for she was known for um arriving sometimes so late but she always made it out on stage there's's always our girl. But like the overture is playing, she's coming in, no makeup on. And then in like, you know, literally three minutes, she comes out all beat. I'm like, what the fuck?

There are a few of those girls that could do that. I can't do that, that's too much stress. No, I need like a good, I need some time to breathe. Yes, but that's the thing, I did not know how to paint. And I was working with girls who would come in a half an hour before the show started and they could just get painted so fast and i'm like can i just get a brow on and then i would add on as i go yeah so by that third show the face was complete it was ricky raccoon yeah finally

um so yeah we need to talk about something okay these fucking ponytails bitch mama you need to you need to strangle some somebody to death with that ponytail you know what i see i see it you whipping it and then it just like wraps around some man's neck and it just like you fucking send send out him across the right yeah yeah it's cunty thank you so much i love my ultimate favorite drag look is that this kind of top-line ponytail with a clip-on bang love that i love that like space barbarella yeah i love absolutely i it was i could never do it because i have no hair but like i could whip you up a lovely skull cap because a lot of the girls a lot of the drag queens who don't have a snatch they're doing the skull cap with like a

butt on top and then just add my pony on skull cap that's just like a tight wig like a like you know how they'll you'll do a snatch ponytail up to kind of thing yeah but i mean yeah yeah yeah but but they're so like i I mean, to really like. Snatch. Yeah. How do you secure it? It's really easy. It's just two combs and a drawstring.

Yeah. And you put one little pin, wrap it around, and it stays in. It's so fancy. It's really lightweight. It's so fancy. I usually, like for drag race, I hand sewed mine. Oh, shit. Like out of wefts of hair and it was heavy and human and

uh i had a bit of a little like you know one of those pony bald spots from all of that oh yeah because they'll from last year and i really wanted to avoid that for other people yeah that like snatching the hair back is so tough on the hairline and the scalp and all that yeah um you got blonde colors we do we have 10 colors in our 28 inch and then we have a 36 inch now that is 36 inches what is it 36 inches very interesting to me completely transparent this is two 28 inches so i have like that's 28 yeah i have one here and then i just have one clip to the bottom like so that's to make it a little longer okay uh because we only have four colors for our longer length which is more of an ombre okay so you can kind of play like if you have darker hair you

could have like a little blonder tips but we have four of those colors it's our um our most sold colors that's why we made them in those. But they're really like full. Okay. The longer ones. I love that shit. Yeah. Would you have blonde? Would you have some blondes?

Yes. We have some blondes. I'm going to give a couple of blondes. Yeah. You are like, it is so, to be a fag, to be gay,

and to see you fucking whip your ponytail on stage at Drag Race, it definitely is a superhero vibe. You know what I mean? Honestly, it's like Street Fighter meets Barbarella meets Wonder Woman meets- Kitten with a whip.

Yeah. It's so fucking, it's just cunty. It does. It gives power do you feel like um do you ever like struggle to locate the cuntness when you perform um tbh i mean you you you know i'm uh i i'll have to find the liquid courage or the little ganja courage to find that little character moment um but i am also a leo and the youngest of my of seven so i kind of am a ham okay and i like really enjoy it i can but as soon as like i get on stage it's like you're tapped in yeah it's everything right before that

yeah i mean i was watching a clip of madonna who's like, she's like, you know, I sometimes I don't wanna go on the stage, but there's 20,000 people out there, you know? And like, you know, at a very smaller level, a much smaller level, I've experienced that. But like, yeah, once you get out on stage, it's like, shablam. And it's, I was just actually telling

a bunch of my friends, I was like, cause you know, people ask how, how is it? How's the rain? How's life? How's being blessed? And it was like, cause you know, people ask how, how is it? How's the rain? How's life? How's being blessed? And it is a blessing, you know, but did you say,

how's the rain? How's the rain? Like, how's like my rain? Yeah. Yeah. How's the weather? What's the dew point?

How is it? This is where the rain would fall on us. It would be fierce if we just slimed you for some reason would you um really could you see the that clip of katie perry getting slimed yes that is that was not right it looked painful painful like it could have like blinded her yeah it could have blinded her for good that was crazy it was wild what would you what would you have done if that was you as of like emerging pop star i think she was established at that point for sure i don't know i mean you had to sign something that said that you please get slimes yeah yeah but what would you do in that moment would you i mean i fucking, I would beat somebody up. I would turn into the Hulk.

Yeah, absolutely beat somebody up. I would like raise a mighty sequoia. Yeah. Yeah. I would absolutely be like, who is responsible for the pressure on that slime? Yeah. You're getting beat down. Why is the spring so springy?

Why was the spring springy? Yeah. It could have been a light, gentle mist. I mean, I remember when it was just like a- Gravity had to blame. Yeah, you just... Bucket. Yeah, bucket, like over your head.

It's just whatever. That thing was... It was literally like a confetti cannon. Yeah. Or like a t-shirt cannon. Or like a catapult. Yeah. With a pie on it.

Bam. Wow. But the real impressive thing, that blue wig. Mama. Stayed on. Stayed on. That would have been, that would have been a real,

real gag. A real, real gag. Oh, she knew. She knew. She knew. Who's,

out of all the pop girlies out, like, on the stage these days, who's your favorite? Once again, I'm old. So, I don't know. I don't old so I don't know

I don't know I only know Sabrina Carpenter but I love Sabrina Carpenter actually I'm loving me some Chaperone

I know her too there's also those are the two main big ones right now they're the big ones right now Tate McCray

is great oh yeah I don't know what she does but I'm sure it's great but you know what I'm loving like right now I'm i'm loving billy's new album i've been loving her new album all right that girl is so talented yeah i think that was like one of the

so best albums last that came out last year she's so kind yeah um i have some stupid questions that i want to just do like a little rapid fire thing if you don't worry um i'm prepared okay so if you can you can only perform three songs for the rest of your career what would they be just three three would i want to hear for the rest of my very short career. Oh, come on. Oh, maybe like, probably Love Sensation by Lolita Adam. I mean, Lolita Holloway. Okay. Love Sensation, disco song.

Okay. What gets me in the mood? This is like, it's a hard one. It's yeah. It's not easy. I would do carwash hot. And it's,

I think I, it's okay that like, um, whenever I listened to that song, I just get in at least 10% better, at least always a little bit better. I could listen to it every day. Um,

what's your name? Cheryl Lynn to be real. Gets me that. There you go. I could listen to it every day. What's your name? Cheryl Lynn to be real gets me that. There you go. Yeah. It like gets me activated. That's a good activation song. Yeah. Activation.

Yeah. And one more. Last one. What's your closing number? Oh gosh. But I, you know, it's actually my, my brunch number. Okay. The one that I could do at any brunch. Every age range would know.

It's Don't Walk Away by Total. And everyone just hears that song. And they sing along to it. How does that go? I'm not going to sing right now. I didn't do my vocals. I don't even know. I'll have to look it up later.

I can't think of it in my head. Don't walk away. I've got stage fright. Okay. What's the best city in the US to perform in? Best city in the US to perform in? Yeah. Funnest town in the States.

Funnest towns? Yeah. To be honest, it's like a toss up between like the two queerest cities I feel like um Brooklyn and San Francisco like it's they just give me such queer like like crazy

like what is going on like like I love that this is art like it gives me drag yeah it's intense it's intense and It's intense. And there's points of views that I've never seen before. Yes. Okay.

And then let's see. What is the weirdest fan gift you've ever received? Well, two days ago. Oh, gosh. What is it? While we're both in Seattle. Okay. You know, they give us those bracelets, you know, like, yeah.

And I just have tons of those bracelets. So this one fan came up to me and she's like, you know, I always give bracelets, but everyone started doing that. So I wanted to be unique. So I just went on Amazon and bought a bulk of pigs. And it was these little hard

they look like they could have been gummy pigs, but she just started like giving me pigs, like in the middle of pride, like on top of the table next to my Just loose pigs? Loose pigs. Loose pigs. Rolling around. Not, they're not strung together or anything.

I'm giving them to my, no, not strung together. I'm giving, and yeah, it's like you went on Alibaba and you bought 5,000 pigs and you're like, I'm going to be known. And look, now she's on fucking bald and beautiful. She made it. But literally, pigs everywhere. I was just handing them to my friends. And every once in a while, they would just be like, come here.

My own friends would be like, just give me one of these pigs. It is so crazy. I mean, the fans be wilding out often and hard. They're amping up. They're trying to figure out what will get me remembered. Yeah. Fuck. May I ask you something?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How are we about the trauma jumping during meet and greets? Oh, how's that? Okay. So let me, we'll do a little, we'll do a role play. You're me and I'm a fan. Okay. And this is not, honestly, this is not, I don't, I don't mean to poke fun.

Yes. I sincerely mean this. I don't mean to like, you know, be a bitch or, you know, whatever, but it's just a,

at this point, it's so remarkably interesting. It is very interesting. I'm, I'm not, I'm not perturbed by it. I'm not weirded out by it. I'm just interested in it

because it's been happening for so long. And it's have like it's like years it's like hey i had um stage four uh uh not hodgkin's lymphoma but you put on a wig and i feel great you know that kind of thing or like i was like yeah hey so my whole family was murdered. But while the police were conducting the investigation, they let us watch. It's always something like I had the most debilitating tragedy. And we are the very thin thread connecting you to this earthly plane. And mind you, we were hanging on by a set. Girl, who are you telling? literally like i'm always laughing i'm like i'm the reason why then why do i feel like i want to die right now i know i'm your reason for living yet i want to die mama that's the ultimate exquisite

irony of the whole situation it's like especially like when they're like they come up to me like hey like your sobriety is so inspiring you may you help me get through this and i'm like you know and then at that moment i'm like i need literally two like just two milliseconds away from just jumping in a whole pile of pills or whatever you know it's such a fucking crazy phenomenon i think there was um oh fuck there was like sometimes though i did get the sense that it may not be true yeah maybe half which i don't love that yeah i don't love that i don't love that because i mean if that's the case that you need to really go for it yeah mama then tell me a story give me a picture that's like my mom you need to really go for it. Yeah. Mama didn't tell me a story. Give me a picture.

It's like my mom, like, so my mom was beheaded on a Ferris wheel and the head like dropped into my lap and started talking and it said, yeah, yeah. Katya's previous life was Cleopatra. You must go to her meet and greet, whatever, something like that. You know, I, yeah, I don't know. It's like, uh, it's, it's wild, but also the first thing. Yeah. it's like uh it's it's wild but also the first thing yeah it's like there's no hi hello no it's it's i had cancer or it's or i have cancer you know so like yeah yeah and like they're doing that tippy toe like like like they're gonna wake the people downstairs up oh yeah it's like oh yeah, Oh, Hey, Hey, Hey. Yeah. That's always fun.

Or don't, I love it when they're like, I thought of so many things to tell you, but I can't think of one right now. Like perfect sugar smile. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like,

you know, I got a great, I got a great one. How about, I love you. Let's try that. Yeah. It's funny.

It is. I never considered myself somebody who would have the ability or the, or the, um, the facility with that kind of interpersonal relationship it's such a strange thing it is you know it's like but it's like i know that it's coming i you know meet and greet is coming so i'm ready okay let's do it like let me get the things that i need in order to receive all this i'm big on energy rinses talk about it like literally just like

i've always like i've like you know a bit of an empath yeah and sometimes you go after you know i guess you're like pretty alone most of the time at the gigs like you're on the airplane alone you're at the airport alone you're at your hotel alone you get picked up and you have three hours of all this energy like towards you and then zoom you're out by yourself again and then you're like why am i so sad like oh maybe it could be because of all the trauma dumping yeah so like i'm a a big believer in like energy rinses. Just like, even like, just like, just get in the shower and rinse it off, you know? Or like, I think of it as like just recharging a social battery. Yes.

You know, because I mean, it is true. Like regardless of the trauma dumping, the meeting that you're doing, you are doing it. Which is mostly like a lot of love. Like there's some trauma dumping, but so much like love. But you are doing it. Which is mostly like a lot of love. Like there's some trauma to me, but I'm so much like love. You are giving energy. How can I save that for when I'm really insecure? Like, or I'm having a really hard trans day. Where can I lock that up?

And if I'm in there, if I'm feeling unaffirmed, when can I really like use that later? Cause you can only absorb so much at that point. Oh yeah, absolutely. Like if, I mean,

it's such a luxurious position to be in, but at the same time it's tricky because yeah you have all these people saying i love you i love you i love you but my brain i hate myself they're wrong they're wrong they're crazy they you know it's a scam i'm a fraud whatever yeah i'm always like if you if you only knew if you only knew that this two hours ago did not look like this yeah it was pretty pretty touch and go for a while. Yeah, but it's true about when you meet a hundred

people. There was one time in Brazil, I think I met 300 people. It's kind of exhausting that you can't describe to anybody. I don't want to sound ungrateful. It's probably in Portuguese. Hello, thank you.

Also, yeah, in the way that they love. Mama, they love the most. Oh, I can't wait. The Brazilians. I'm going to be there in August. We're going to be there in August. You are going to. They're going to clench their claws on your pussy.

And they're not going to let go. They are going to. Mama, you're going to get mama you're you're gonna get fucking skied it on and sprayed and you know come november i might have to just move there brazil's not like no other place it's yeah oh yeah you are going to love it the fans are just out of control amazing yeah there's always so much fan uh like dms yeah come to brazil come to brazil queen of my ass queen of my ass in brazil yeah um so mother mother yeah she's shitting in the mother toilet again mother so it's i'm so glad you're almost 40

because i i think we have we share the same sort of like maybe i just learned what brain rot is do you know what brain i feel like i have it um it's like i think it's like a video game thing actually we should we shouldn't go into it it's so fucking weird it's but i just i i recently discovered like a new sort of niche or of of language online that I have no idea what it is. And that was the absolute period punctuation mark on I am old. Yeah. I'm an old bitch. And there's some things I just will not understand.

Yeah. That's all the, all the Twitch names. We're like, yeah. Hey, Riz Lord. We're going to go.

We're going to go like mung dive my grandma in Ohio. It's like all this weird, I don't get it. It's so bizarre to me. It's crazy. Would you please tell the children where they can purchase one of these fabulous ponytails that you're wearing? Oh, sure. You can actually purchase your lovely Sasha Colby ponytail at SashaColbyHair.com or at SalonExtensions.com. Do you ship internationally?

We do ship internationally. Fierce. Wait, check. We do ship internationally. And you've got 28 and 36 inch. We have 28 inch and 36 inch. We have 28 inches in 10 colors and 36 inch in about four amazing ombre colors. So if you're ready to,

um, if you're ready to, uh, you know, take the leap and get snatched and be a full fledged woman, catch you one of these fucking, there's, Oh,

you look so cunty. It's so fierce. Um, where else can the people find you online? Uh, you can find me on, I think, everything. What do you prefer? What are you most active on?

I'm an Instagrammer. Just ask Sasha Coleman. Do you have a Finsta? What? No. No? Okay. I have a thread.

Never use it. Yeah, I've never even opened that. I mean, the last time I literally looked at a thread was probably Workroom Drag Race. Oh, okay. I have a thread, never used it. Yeah, I've never even opened that. I mean, the last time I literally looked at a thread was probably Workroom Drag Race. Oh, God, it's crazy. Design Challenge. Ugh. Then I put it down.

Yeah. And I used glue. Too many new things. Too many new things. Yeah, Instagram. At Sasha Colby. Yeah, at Sasha Colby. All right, well, thank you so much for coming.

You are a goddess. You are a legend. You are a diva among dolls yay and you can't read the doll you can't read the doll

because well we're all illiterate I mean well one yeah that's why we need

all these letters wait last thing who's your pick for all stars to win current season you know the one oh yeah yeah that one the good one yeah yeah great yeah all right you heard it here first thank you so much you're the best okay bye Bye.