The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya - Ts Madison and the Art of Bore Worm Seduction with Katya

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

If you happen to find yourself in the unenviable position where your planet is being attacked by hot hail from a mustache-twirling space despot named Ming the Merciless, Ts Madison thinks it's best to grab a sexy travel agent with amazing bangs, a football star from the New York Jets, and ride a rocket cycle to the planet Mongo where you enlist the help of a friendly race of Hawkmen to destroy Ming, bed his hot daughter, and have an interstellar orgy with a slew of bore worms. As one does. Go to https://GreenChef.com/BALDCLASS for 50% off your first box + 50 FREE Credits with ClassPass! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! As a special offer for our listeners, new customers GET 15% ALL Lume products with our exclusive code BALD at https://LumeDeodorant.com And if you combine the 15% off with the already discounted starter pack, that equals over 40% off their Starter Pack! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://ZocDoc.com/BALD to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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No. I'm a Libra. I really want to go toe-to-toe with. No. I'm a Libra. I would be terrified. No, you know what? I go for the plasma. Real plasma. You go for the bone marrow. The bone marrow. Yeah.

Because I feel like as a Libra, I shouldn't even be in this dark place. Okay. But you pulled me there. Okay. So you're going to claw your way out. Wait, we've got T.S. Madison on the pod today. Please welcome T.S. Madison. Is this the Y camera?

This is the Y and this is my camera. Hi, guys. This is T.S. Madison. I'm coming to you loud, loud and always and forever in color from the bold and the beautiful. I'm bald. You're beautiful. Always. What's the T?

What is the T? My niece. My auntie. beautiful. I'm bald. You're beautiful. Always. What's the tea? What is the tea? My niece caught it. Yeah. My auntie. Caught ya. I will never forget. It's a core memory at this point. Being backstage at Jacques Cabaret.

I don't know what pageant that was, but you were hosting some pageant. It was a long time ago, right? Long. I mean, God, it must have been like seven, six, seven years ago. And that's a long time in gay years. Oh, yeah. Honey, listen, because you've been in a gay relationship one year, baby. Y'all have been together for five.

It's dog years. Yes, totally. One year in anything gay is dog years. What about you? Are you in a relationship? No. No? Have you ever been married?

No. You know, I tend to keep my relationship stuff private because, you know. No, that's fair. But I can talk about it, I keep my relationship stuff probably because I just feel like that once a person knows who you're in bed with they want to get in bed with them oh yeah also if you're like if you're obviously you're a very out there public figure and you you're dating somebody who's not in the spotlight that's tough here's the thing I'm gonna always want to date somebody that's not in the spotlight right because it can can i say something dark please did i need your permission

i appreciate you asking i'm gonna i'm gonna always because i just feel like the thing like at this point in my life everybody's a text write-off everything is a text write-off oh wait wait wait wait wait wait. One second. Yeah. You said something that I am, I completely forgot about this, where you said in your will. Yes.

I am obsessed with this. I am obsessed with this. If a man dies while we're in a relationship, if I die while I'm in a relationship with a man, he has 48 hours to vacate the premises. It was 24. 48 is very generous. I'm in a relationship with a man, he has 48 hours to vacate the premises. It was 24. 48 is very generous. I'm being generous at 48. And I will have some men in black

there to escort you out. But 48 hours is plenty of time to go through the estate, grab your stuff, and then get the... You know why, Niece? Because I feel like that you're supposed to enjoy the time that we had together. I always feel that men are dogs and trash. But I'm

not going to be with a woman because that's not my thing. I'm not a lesbian. But I feel that men are dogs and trash and that when the season is up, they should be swept out. I enjoy men for the things that they can do.

I love them and all thing and all this stuff but i'm no fool yeah i do believe that you know uh men will always cheat on their partner forever yeah um because they just there's just not a there's a thing that's like not enough and so what will not happen is you you and your partner that you've been sneaking around with will be laying on my thousand dollar sheet. Thousand thread count sheets. Fucking. No way. While I'm being lowered down in the ground. Right. It's not gonna happen.

Now, you know, you probably went out and fucked on some other sheets. Probably spun a dollar or two of my money and done it. But when I'm dead, you won't enjoy the fruits of my labor. I think that's the most cunty thing ever. I just feel that.

You don't feel that? I do, 100%. You have to put this in your will, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to. I know. You got to put this. I put it in my will, and I really want it to be strongly enforced by the men in black that are also written somewhere deeply in your will, that'll come and gather you up

out of there. Get your thing. Yeah. Hit the door thing hit the door hit the door yeah you need to get the fuck out my stuff the things that belong to me will go down to my

bloodline we was just fucking I love you but we was just fucking can I cuss here? of course we were just having mad passionate fucking yes now the fucking is over so you gotta hit the door Can I cuss here? Of course. Oh, we were just, we were just having mad passionate fucking. Yes. Now the fucking is, is over.

So you've got to hit the door. Yeah. You, you were throughout a relationship. I know you were fucking someone else. Damn. Really? You don't,

you, you don't believe that. You don't believe that that's a, well, so I'm kind of torn because I, I, you know, it was a RuPaul was on,

uh, there was a clip of RuPaul. I forget what it was, where, where it was, but it was going around the internet about how she was talking about monogamy being kind of like a fantasy. It is. Yeah. And then I think she was like, there was some blowback by straight commenters about like, oh, well, I think just a lot of straight folks, monogamy is still very much an option. And I'm... I don't think it's... Straight folks invent it's cheating.

I know. I know. So wait, let me ask you, though. Do you think it's totally out of the realm of possibility? Maybe I'm being Pollyanna, but I... So you're polly no i don't i still think it's possible now tell me tell me you think i'm crazy or just monogamy yeah only because only because so this is this the, this is the idea of it anyway. In practice, the theory, and then the practice might be a whole different story, but the

theory or the idea is that you make a sacrifice for somebody. It's not, it's like, of course you admit and you realize and you have, you're realistic about your desire to fuck other people, but you make a sacrifice and you don't do it. Here's the thing. World peace. But I am a transsexual. Okay. What?

Jesus Christ. Pre-op. Damn. Titties at the top, steel dick and nuts at the bottom. So there is no way in my mind that I could believe that, especially the men that are usually attracted to me. The men that are usually attracted to me are men that go by, they self-identify

as heterosexual men. Sure. And so I don't have a vagina. Even if I got an SRS, it would be an SRS. So I don't have a vagina. And this is no shade to anyone who's had an SRS,

sexual reassignment surgery, because I'm not saying that it's not a vagina. But if I had one, that it's not a vagina but if I had one it would not be a vagina in my eyes for me and so I'm not going to get one

I still want to have everything that the guy gave me plus the additives that he gave the doctor the know how to put on me sure sure majority of the men that are like me are self-identified as heterosexual so if I don't have a vagina I don't know what it's like to be a I'm because I'm I'm a heterosexual transsexual I like men yep I don't know what it's like to lust after a vagina I don't know what it's like to lust after a vagina. I don't know what it's like to have had vagina. I'm not,

I'm a, I'm a golden gay. Okay. So I've not been in that realm. Okay. So to, to tell a man that comes from that area of his life and starts dealing in this space that he can no longer have vagina.

Okay. Is, would be asinine of me to think that he wouldn't even have those thoughts of like or wouldn't have that urge to have vagina. That would be asinine of me to even think like that. So I would say

I don't give a hall pass, but I'm not dumb. Okay, you're a realist. I'm a realist. I'm not going to give you a hall pass like, oh yeah, go out there and have all the vagina that you want in the world. But I'm not dumb. Do you get jealous? I think that's a human

thing to be jealous of stuff. But it's also when you have a self talk with yourself. I'm a Libra. And so I believe in equal playing field. Okay. I don't get jealous. I get even. I am very jealous, but I don't think it's a Taurus.

So the bull. Stubborn. Stubborn. I'm a Taurus rising. I'm a Libra. Okay. I'm a Libra. I'm a Taurus rising.

And I'm a Pisces moon. Oh, very emotional. Yes. Very emotional. But I also, because I believe in balance, I'm a Pisces moon. Oh, very emotional. Yes. Very emotional. But I also, because I believe in balance, I know how to. Okay. Do you know what your Chinese zodiac is? Tell me.

Oh, I don't know. Is it a dragon? Look it up. Is it a dragon? It is the year of the dragon. So I hope so. It's always the year of the... This episode is sponsored by our friends at Green Chef. Fall is almost here.

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No, just kidding. Where's Katya? I mean, where's Trixie? She passed on. Yeah, so I inherited all of this. Oh my. No, she's taking over. Well, it was funny.

The BBC. Wait a minute. Who has one of those? Shit. I did not even think. I just walked right into that one. No, it was. I believe the headline was struggling.

Struggling in quotations. Struggling drag race star takes a step back. Wait, the BBC did that? Yeah, about her. I didn't read the article. I just looked at the headline. I have to tell you that, you know, Trixie is one of the richest drag queens according to Forbes. And also, but before that, I think that people say, people throw around the riches.

Even Ruul was on i think jimmy kimball talking about how rich she is she's the most hard working yeah you know what i mean it's like she didn't just like drop you know fall into a pot of money she she worked for her money just like me i'm rich too but i work for my money yeah and that's why i never spend it in clothes i could listen i i i can wear you can give me a stretch piece because I have a stretch piece body. I have a lot of body. So you have to be able to stretch around my ass. So there's no super designer that's going to be like. All that, like the fabric that's

like the crepe fabric, it's so delicate. No, no, no. Stage wear. Stage wear. I have a stagewear body. Love it. So, you know, I'm not going to be spending all my money on. And then my feet are a size, I have a size 11 foot that sometimes I need to wear 12. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah, because.

These are cunty. Yeah, these are cunty, you know. But they're affordable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I put all my money. Are you a saver? I save lots of money, yes. Good.

I'm a saver I also invest in stuff what I don't believe I don't believe in labels I'm not a label whore it just gets you into trouble my daughter over there she's they them

is going to wear so many it's going to be don't stretch out my Louis Vuitton you know don't put all that stretch out my Louis Vuitton. You know, don't put all that stuff in my Louis Vuitton bag. I'm like, girl, really? I mean, I had a brief flirtation. Well, not, I mean, I had a flirtation with labels. Because I, you know, like when you don't have any money and then you get some money, you kind of make some mistakes.

You make some mistakes. Sometimes you do. I did. Here's my mistake that I did when I got money. What is it? My mistake was, you see, I used to be a very small girl. Okay. I just started eating very rich foods.

Rich in butters. Rich in sauces. You know, things that I couldn't pronounce i was like let me taste that okay okay so but i don't put lots of money into uh things that i feel like the value depreciates you know now i will buy a car i do drive a two hundred thousand dollar car holy shit i do that and i do live in a 1.2 million dollar house okay But I also own another house that's half a million dollars. So I buy property and things that I can... Real estate.

If shit gets hard, sell all that shit. Right. Sell it all. What kind of car do you drive? I drive a 2023 BMW XM. I bought it when they first hit the market. Holy shit. When 2023 came in, they hadn't even

released it. Is that the SUV? It's the SUV. I got it $200,000 with taxes. They delivered it from another place. There's a video on Instagram of them driving it off. You love it? I love it. You love driving it? There's only 8,000 miles on it now.

Oh shit. And it's about to be 2025. So you don't drive her at all? now. Oh, shit. And it's about to be 2025. So you don't drive her at all? No. Do you get driven around? I do. Yeah. No, I will say majority of my money goes into my, come on, man, I said say it right so these people don't think that you're arrogant or elitist.

It goes into my comfort. Okay. I'm going to be comfortable. I agree. I'm going to be comfortable at all times. I'm going to be comfortable at all times. I know. I feel the same way. I'm not going past row six on the plane.

Right. This is going to sound bougie. And listeners, please excuse us for a moment. I don't give a fuck if they excuse me or not. I don't go past row six on the plane. I know. So at this point in my life, I mean, I'm 42. I'm a little older.

I've like, you know, you travel the world. You get, you kind of get old and rickety. I'll speak for myself. You can speak for me too. Because I'm rickety. I'd rather stay home than get into economy. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

And I'm not leaving my house unless whoever booked me. It's already paid in full. Yeah. It has to be paid in full i think rupaul even was like she pioneered this sort of like um this uh the standard of like um i'll get i get half before i go on stage and the other half before i step on the stage yeah you know what i mean so that's like that's that's pretty good so it's paid in full yeah painful you didn't fall i've been places where i've been in full beat and been like looking like um where's the rest of it right and i tell over my team rest take your shoes off and i call my assistant like i have i don't see the deposit yeah

yeah we're not going anywhere we're laying there which because I'm gonna crawl under these covers and here's the thing I always keep a credit card okay that I could just roll over me like I need three first-class tickets or two or one first-class ticket to to comfort-plus mm-hmm very generous of you I love my team but only my husband that's with me is going to enjoy the luxury because that's the extension of me we're going to do that now my team

I give them enough points flying around they can upgrade sure sure you got enough points get your miles you done flew around here with me for free use them fucking points Get your Delta MX and rack that shit up. Use that shit. Have you been burned badly by a promoter or something gig?

Which taught me. It taught me how to not do this. It taught me. I remember some gigs when I first started. When I first became the, is it on is it on is this recorded yeah when that stuff first started happening i remember i was doing gigs back in the day like for 1500 bucks like and that's like like sometimes people think like that's good money but it was good money then it was cute like especially when you go from a social media to like bookings you know and like, oh, would you come do something for 500 bucks?

I'm like, oh, okay, I could do that. Then I think about how I used to be a hooker and was like, well, I mean, I laid down and I took wood for less than that. Seriously, girl. I know. I scraped my knees up for less than that. Yeah, $250. Yeah, $250. Yeah, like, girl, I'll come do it.

But then after a while, when things grow and grow, and then you start seeing that you they write your name on something and then the crowd gets bigger because your name is there like that means they've got a bigger ticket right you know and it's just like you know now people say oh she's extremely too expensive i will say this and this is going to sound very Okay, great. If Beyonce, Giselle, Knowles-Carter paid me money for my presence on her album, everybody has to pay. Yeah. Because that's something that I would have gave Beyonce for free. Now, how the fuck did that happen? I don't know. And what the fuck was that like?

Did you gag? I gagged. I'm still gagging. It's fucking fuck was that like? Did you gag? I gagged. I'm still gagging. It's fucking amazing. Let me tell you why I'm still gagging. I'm still gagging because I'm still receiving residuals from that. And I will receive residuals from that for even after I'm dead. Love it.

And so that means that no man that's cheating on me, the bitch, she has to get the fuck out of my house. He has to get out. Because he's not getting any cozy money none of that no cozy dollars none of those don't get cozy sweetheart i don't know who you are let me look at this sweetheart i don't know who you are and if you have the opportunity to ride any man of mine scott enjoy it while i'm living because the moment that i'm gone if he hadn't pawned any of that jewelry that i bought you're both broke looking for a path to accelerate your career clear direction for next level success? In a place that is innovative and practical?

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If you're the smartest person in the room, you got to get out of that room. Yeah. You got to. out of that room. Yeah. You got to. Yeah. Nothing to learn. So I've surrounded myself with people who are more smarter than me with, when it comes to business, who are more business savvy,

who, you know, have pointed me in different directions, like how, how to grow my money, you know? So, um,

when I do TV projects, my lawyers are amazing. Really? Amazing. Sharks. What is she going to get on the back end from this? Okay. What is she going to da-da-da-da?

Like all this stuff. They're crossing all the T's and don'ts. Yeah, all that. Like I don't even, I don't. And they're women. Oh, fierce. There's no better person to manage your money or manage your career than a woman. Love it.

to manage your money or manage your career than a woman. Love it. And for me, a black woman, because she knows how it is to take $5 and make $50 million out of it. And so, like, all of my team is black women. My lawyers are black women. Like, my manager's a black woman. I work for them, actually. Wow.

If you really want me to be technical, I work for them. Because they're in there like they're beasts when it comes down to deals and stuff like that. So I've been pretty blessed to have them in my life to make sure that you know like the financial decisions i make with things like as far as tv stuff or whatever not drag race because there was this this predated drag race so i love drag race i'm gonna always do drag why i mean you I felt for the longest time that like, if I love you as a guest host, I would, but you know, whenever there's talk of like, who would, you know, which queen would replace RuPaul,

if that ever came to that, I was like, I think you should. I mean, not that that's for discussion, but that's how much I love you on that panel. I didn't say that. No, no, but that's how good you are on the panel. I don't need mother to be able to like, No, no, no, no, no. It's a conspiracy. Get her out of here. But you're so good though. in the panel. I don't need mother to be able to like. No, no, no, no, no. It's a conspiracy.

Get her out of here. But you're so good though. Is it fun? I love it. And I love everything that I do for Drag Race. Just like when I'm hosting DragCon and Bring Back My Girls and all that stuff. Like when I'm able to do that, like that is my natural element, you know? I wish I was. I wish you were on the panel when I was on the show.

I wish I was too. Are you going to do something like a global? No, I couldn't. I don't have the. Mary, I don't have the budget when I was on the show. I wish I was too. Are you going to do something like a global? No, I couldn't. I don't have the Mary. I don't have the budget. I don't have the, I don't even know who to call.

Trixie and I talk about this all the time. My best drag would get me eliminated from a mini challenge. But this is the thing though. I'm telling you, they come out there like Brazilian carnival floats. You gotta know what, this is the thing. It's,

it's, it's the's it's the competition is an amazing thing but i feel like that when when all the rude girls get the opportunity to become a rude girl that's they're set for life and doing if they know how to fadangle it yeah if they know how to jiggle it yeah they'll be financially stable for the rest of their life and i think that each time each moment each opportunity they get to be a part of the franchise a part of the show that they should you know make that work for them yeah like just like

right now I can't wait for the people to see the global all-stars I can't wait either it's very it's very country is who is on that season is it is it well by the time I got there there was some people that were already gone oh shit so there's a nomination I don't want to say then they'll know by the time i got there who was gone okay okay gotcha gotcha but let's just say that it is it's they battled okay because

i think that the thing that's missing from the the season of all stars that's currently airing is the eliminations it kind of takes away like some of the, it takes away some of the, I mean, there's no stakes essentially. You mean like for the beneficiaries badges? Yeah. I mean,

it's like, okay, the badges, okay, the charities, but like, you know, you have to switch the pitch up every so often.

Yeah, that's true. Switch it up, you know, and being that they've switched it up, you know, I walk around the airport sometimes and people stop me and they say,

T.S., I'm so glad that you're on the show. I'm so happy you're there. Yeah. But let me tell you how I feel. And I always absorb it and then I go back and I talk to them

like when I get to the set. Sometimes I talk to them and I say, well, the people in the airport say they don't like this and they don't like that. And they're like,

well, girl, we'll do, we'll benefit as best as we can. It was, what did, choice. It was a choice, what, what did, uh, uh, choice. It was a choice.

Okay. Who said that? Uh, Tatiana. Tatiana. Choices. It's this choices. So, you know, then, you know, they'll say those were choices. Yeah.

So, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think that the most important thing that when the people stop me in the airport and they say to me is this is ours okay this is the only thing that we have that's ours mm-hmm and I remember the last time when we were there Jameson the last time we were in the airport in what city was that we were in and we were coming from this little small city it was a little small place they Anyway, he don't remember. They said, the guy stopped me.

He said, thank you for being a part of something that's ours. Like, y'all belong to us. This is ours. And so I started calculating in my head, like, how many gay LBGTQIA TV shows do we have? Yeah, not a lot. No. I always think about that, too. It's like when people talk about, oh, we're oversaturated with drag race content it's like there are four separate golf channels on the tv yeah there's four separate you could you have that straight folks and everybody else

has so many options and then the sports that i get tortured with oh yeah there's like you want you want football you want basketball you got 17 different channels and 4 000 different commentators offering all these perspectives. It's crazy. Let us have this. This is ours. You know what I'm saying? This is something that's for the QIA and the LB and the GT and all the shit in between. This is ours.

When I looked around, I said, there's nothing really like... Ain't nothing. It's interesting. It's wild. Imagine 30 years ago right when i was two there was no there was no fag stuff on tv i know and i mean phagy you're so memeable it's so it's like it's so outrageous so like could you imagine the memes is gonna come out of this his lips in my head

rent free it's so good so good it just like it just flows it's your volcano of memes of memes like i sit back at times and i look at myself on the internet and i'm like, bitch, I didn't even mean for that to happen. That's how it works, though. Yeah. That's how it works. Because I've found like that kind of like, it's like lightning in a bottle.

Everybody's trying to do, everybody's out there trying, doing the most. It's all forced. It's not natural. I don't even try. Because I don't really care about going viral. Right. Like, and when I hear people talk about, oh, well, Madison is jealous of this person coming in the video. I'm like, girl, I don't give a because I don't really care about going viral. Right. Like, and when I, when I hear people talk about, Oh,

a master is jealous of this person coming in a bit. I'm like, girl, I don't give a fuck about those people. Sweetheart. Those people have to cross mountains and boundaries and shit. And I don't already, I did that already.

I don't give a fuck about that. Look me up. I don't give a damn about that shit. And so it's just like, I don't try. And I'm a reader. Like I'm vicious when it comes down. Like I was talking about it at the top and i'm a reader like i'm vicious when it comes down like i was talking about at the top of the show like i'm very vicious when it comes to reading

and majority of the things that you guys have found memeable have been come have come for me from reads yeah i would be so terrified i would never even think i would never you know you've always been my niece and i've loved you i've loved you honey from the. And I've loved you. I've loved you, honey, from the start. Like, I've loved you so much. And I, you know, just things have been, I'm so proud to see where you all have gone. Like, I remember being on the outside looking in as a fan of the show and just been like, oh my God, I love these girls. I love it.

I just, I love it. And to see you girls going to be world-renowned stars honey making making shit loads of money i'd be like damn i wish i could have been a contestant sometime right i came there fucked it up and left you know but i'm glad to be a judge because i get the opportunity to see you guys you're so good on the panel it's so good so you think that if mother decided to pass the torch at it oh it would have to go to michelle um no i think it would go to you i think it would go to you the whole like the torch would go to you because i don't think it would it doesn't make sense for another root girl to do it but i would see you i could see you

have the humor the heart the perspective and the um the like the you have the like the sincere i have the charisma the uniqueness and the talent yes i have the cunt to do it you can be funny but you can also be you can also be like tender and it's not corny yeah you know it's real and i also you know i could take direction very well because sometimes they're in my ear at what i'm doing bringing back my girls panel that drag and they're talking to me and I'm like, yes. Yes. Yes. All right.

In the mini challenge. Oh, my God. Okay. If you had to do a snatch game as a contestant, who would you do? Ooh. Who am I good at, Jameson? I'm so good at movies no i'm so good at movies and television shows and and stuff like i could just i could make something funny out of any anyone it wouldn't even matter who it wouldn't even matter who it was like it would just come to me like

okay i'm gonna do this person i would go for like how much do i look like this person to help embody it yeah i could do a man i could do a woman i could do a transsexual i can do someone that's english i could do someone that's espanol you know it's just it yeah i wouldn't know and so when i watch the girl what i like is when a girl does a challenge and nobody knows who the person yes she's doing yeah and they make me go look them up because they've done it so well yeah yeah yeah i'm like who the hell is that totally yeah who is that it's fierce yeah i think i'm going to be intertwined into the drag race world forever yeah I hope so I was at drag con yesterday and I watched I said

this is the system period this system and it's a system that makes money yes and not just makes money it makes

money it's it's heart and it's our this is yeah it's lovely it's our shit like we can go there and be free yeah like and just be free like imagine being in this world like the way that we are in it now and with what they're

trying to do with this project 25 shit that's on the horizon imagine being in a world where they take where they strip just like all the things and it's just like well we're gonna be you know white Christian conservative liberal whatever all that shit means yeah we're just

going to be that and we want to eradicate everything that's that's funny because our god i'm like which god is that yeah which which hateful rotten god is that because our god is the god that created everything. The light and the dark. Yeah. Like merciful, compassionate, love. Love. Sex. Crazy.

Oh, let's go back to Cozy. Let's go back. Okay, Cozy. So what was that moment like? How did it shake down in real life? That moment was crazy for me because Beyonce is like God. Well, duh. That's just what it is. And I always kept saying, how did it shake down in real life crazy for me because i like beyonce is like god well duh that's

just what it is and like you know for and i always kept saying i would see frida get an opportunity because you know did you work with beyonce and i was just like oh and i remember sitting on the drag race panel and i leaned over to rue and i said mama do you know beyonce just cleared out all her pictures and stuff she said yeah girl i think they're getting ready to do a Destiny's Child reunion I was like oh I would love for them to be Destiny's and I said you know what I would love I would really love if she used my voice at least once you're joking

I promise I told mama that honey you're kidding it was crazy you're kidding I was sitting on the drag race piano and I said girl like during for commercial break you know how to yeah yeah and so i was like girl bitch that's manifest it was crazy that's bizarre crazy and how did they get in touch with you um they email me okay but mind you they had emailed me a year

before oh really one year i didn't know it was them oh shit went to spam no i i let them use it to sample the stuff i let them sample my voice okay that was a year i didn't know beyonce is so secretive i know it's it's wild i mean i get it she has to be because she's on a michael jackson level to me i i think people be like they don't want to say that about her I mean I think she's beyond that yeah wait a minute she's on a Michael Jackson level

I don't think there's a surpassing of Michael Jackson yet but I think honestly if she does what I think that she's going to do with what I know it's going to be like like stratosphere crazy what do know, it's going to be like stratosphere crazy. What do you think it is?

I don't know. I can't. There's no way. I can't. I'm not at liberty to say. It's just thoughts. Maybe I manifest it. What's your favorite movie?

Mommy Dearest. Oh my God god i just watched the fade uh fade dunaway documentary well not great but it was uh yeah insane like that's one of my favorite movies so if a man finds out he wants to know what my password is it might be mommy dear god did i say that out loud whatever but mommy dear is one of my favorite and because it's one of my favorite movies because it was the drama. It was the, Tina! Bring me the axe! Don't fuck with me, fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo.

There's a snatch game. It was just that? Yeah. That's why when I was there and they did Joan the Rusical, I was going bananas. Oh, yeah. Crazy. did you see the Joan Rusical it was so good was it amazing it was amazing I saw it you know it's okay if you didn't see it

it was sickening and I thought nothing was gonna top Joan the Rusical until this last one it's holy guacamole I just I was like oh shit but that was my favorite movie it's just all the drama it was all the things um but i there's a list of favorite movies that i have so if you think that you found my password man you haven't okay what's up what give me a couple

others uh what's love got to do with it oh yeah uh what's love got to do with it um star wars What's Love Gotta Do With It, Star Wars. Which one? The original? I like The Empire Strikes Back, but my favorite one now is the prequel, which is Revenge of the Sith. Okay. There are many ways to the dog's eye that some might deem unnatural. Amazing.

You need to get into that gig. I'm into that. Baby, I'm in that gig. to get into that gig I'm into that baby I'm in that gig I'm into that Star Wars needs to come knock in I was Emperor Palpatine for Halloween no way good I love that

have you seen Dune oh yes it's the Emperor that's Palpatine I love that. Have you seen Dune? Yeah. Oh, yes. It's the emperor. Yeah. The Palpatine. Oh, my God. Wait, is that?

Yeah. Oh, my God. And there's Darth Vader. Oh, my God. Incredible. Yeah. That's amazing. We're going to do something huge. That is amazing.

We're going to do something huge for Halloween this year. Really? What is it? I don't know yet. I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to do. Have you seen Dune? We love Dune. That's our thing.

Love Dune. Dune is like, you know. Love Dune. And how could this be? Well, he is the quiz. Because that's how to rock. I'm so I was be silent

yeah look look you see this yeah the voice oh my god in that country yes

they need to do it like a version yeah yeah yeah they need to do a version of the show The Voice but just Bene Gesserit yes

silence be silent abomination abomination I'm obsessed I am I saw the Dune part two like six times like listen we we we can go back to the room and watch that like it's nothing so fierce and and we went to the movies to see it yeah i think the black and white scene was so the cinematography so good was

great like we were sitting there and i was like this is so demonic. I know. And they surely did not really kind of tease just how jacked up Austin Butler got for that role. Yeah. During the trailers for that movie. And I was like, holy shit. He was so hot in that role. There was a lot of hot things. A lot of hot things going on over there. A lot of hot things going on.

That's why there was so many worms coming from the sand. But don't you think me and Trixie, have, our bald asses should have been in the Harkonnen world? I do. I do. And definitely in the black and white when it was that. Like what the fuck? Okay.

We could have just been one of the hoes. Like there was, they had the little, like the little hookers just standing around looking all scared. I would have liked to see y'all come out as those demon things. Oh yeah. With the, yeah with the yeah yeah yeah it was so like we were in the movie theater and i i leaned over to him i said this is very demonic and i'm wet i am so wet for austin bowler in that movie listen so sexy i i so i think that i'm not now they may not take too long with three.

They are going to. They're going to. What is the reason? Well, I've already shot it. No, no, no, no, no. You don't think so? No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so.

Well, I read the book and the book sucks. It does? Yeah. Like I read all the books and the books are kind of like, they go all over the place. It's really interesting. I mean, the second one gets into how much of a, it's like, it completely tears apart the whole Messiah thing. It's like.

Well, because he's really dark. Yeah. He like caused like billions of people to die. Yeah. Yeah. So I do like the 80, the 81, the 80, later on. Yeah, he like caused like billions of people to die. Yeah. So I do like the 80, the 80 one, the 80, the original. Yeah.

When Aaliyah comes in and she goes, boop, and she, what are you talking about? Remember at the end, for it is he. And how could this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach. And it says, boom. Yeah, she has the little Gom Jabbar in her finger.

And she goes, boom. And then she killed the bear. Yeah, yeah. And then it opened. And she slides out of frame like the electric slide. It's really cunty. She goes, boom. And their eyes are blue and they're all looking.

Yeah. Yeah. I loved it too. It's a great version. If you watch it without the sound, it's great. Because the acting is a little. Well loved it too. It's a great version. If you watch it without the sound, it's great because the acting is a little. Well, it was. Now, see, listen. I also like Flash Gordon.

That's what I heard is great. I haven't watched it. The costumes are incredible, right? Bro, you haven't watched Flash? You are a drag queen. I know. You must watch Flash. Okay, I'm going to watch it tonight.

Not the boar worms. Not the boar worms. Not the boar worms. What are the boar worms? The boar worms. The worms and stuff. Not the boar worms. It's just everything is so sexual and so Flash. So what's the premise of Flash Gordon he's

he's fast he was a football player that got teleported to some outside world I think it was really yeah and then like it was Ming the Merciless Ming and then okay you know it was you gotta watch it I'm gonna watch it and you can see

the really low low budget so you could like really see the machines moving and they're like flash gordon defender of the universe i like shit like that that's amazing like i was born during that time so me watching it it looked real to me at that time okay now it's like girl they really had like a smoke machine going over here and like they're moving in these motions like you know this is really cheap oh wow

but it's a cult classic yeah I gotta watch it not the boar worms not the boar worms did they say it all sensual like that it's not the boar worms not the boar worms that's the patreon content that's what i want you know i really want to seduce a man like that not the boar worms no not the boar worm. You are crazy.

My God. Wait, have you seen Hercules from 1958 with Reg Park? Was, okay, not the one with. Can you look up Reg Park, Hercules? Tell me, because it might. Oh, when he was out there fighting King Midas? I think so. He's the most attractive man I think that has ever lived on planet Earth.

Show me. I'm going to show you. Show me. R-E-G-P-A-R-K Hercules. Didn't he play Didn't he play Hercules 2? Arnold Schwarzenegger Yeah So this guy was Arnold Schwarzenegger's

Like dream Yes I've watched that Yeah he is fine Oh Not the boy Look at that Yeah, he is fine. Ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, not the boar. See? Look at that. Look at that.

Not the boar worms. The boar worms. I'm going to go look up these boar worms later. You can find it. The flagellant. Not the boar. It was Ming's daughter. Princess something.

I do it on shit with Ru. Me and Ru fall out. Not the boar words. Like before the girls come on, I say, Rue, you know what's on my spirit? And she said, what? Not the boar words. And we just start falling out laughing. Not the boar words.

Is she having fun up there? Yes. Okay, good. She has fun because I definitely come there and we like, it's a cackle. Okay, good. I'm going to always cackle with. About stuff what's going on and like the foolishness jokes that I tell. So I know when you guys are watching

and you might not see me they might not put a lot of the critiques that I've said I probably said something very dirty. Oh okay okay okay. So they cut you out a lot. Inappropriate. Probably inappropriate. It ruins everything. All it out. give me a taste

for example not the one have you ever torn into a contestant ripped him apart I won't I let the other guest judges do that okay because i'm because when the girls come there the girls come there and they come because i'm the auntie okay so when they come there they like they're excited to see me you know and it's like i'm the auntie so i'm gonna tell them but i'm gonna tell them what i don't like okay lovingly

yes but i might tell them now girl this show's been going on for 15 16 seasons right you haven't found a sewing machine yet right right I love you but you haven't you haven't took on a singer in that wild you audition tape 52 times yeah and you didn't take a singer sewing class you didn't lay

a pattern down on the floor right and cut something out yeah don't ask me if I didn't because I'm gonna tell you no but I'm not competing to be on the show right you're here competing to be on the floor and cut something out. Don't ask me if I didn't because I'm going to tell you no, but I'm not competing to be on this show. You're here competing to be on this show and you know that there's a sewing challenge coming. Yeah, and they're just whatever. You're in all stars and you haven't

learned how to sew yet? They did a sewing challenge on this um... You're in all stars and you haven't learned how to sew yet and you think that you're gonna come in and there's a girl like roxy in there i know she could whip up 10 outfits in 10 10 minutes like girl and you think that you're gonna you you oh okay no Not the boar worms.

Look it up. Look it up. Look it up. Look it up. Okay. No. Not the boar worms. No.

Not the boar worms. Your delivery is a little more sensual Oh shit Oh fuck Cause when the blowworms get on me It's gonna go in me And then your breasts are going to come out. My God. They need to do Flash Gordon, the remix, and get you in there. Not the boar worms. Not the boar worms.

I start slow. Oh, shit. Until they start putting them. Oh, not the boar worms. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. I'm'm gonna shit myself The triple X parody Flash Gordon the triple XXX

Parody honey Not the boar worms I'm not acting I'm not acting. Remember she gave that in Bobby Dearest? Oh, yeah. I'm not acting. Volume up to 12.

Crank it all the way up. She had that cigarette in her hand, and the guy was getting ready to leave her. He said, please don't leave you know if you walk out that door you'll never be able to come back in it again he says I'll never

speak ill of you and I will always hold your name in high regards goodbye Joe there it is there it is it was just all of that stuff crazy it was just so much and faye donnaway was like really she made me feel that she was joan crawford especially the stories i've heard about joan crawford she made me feel that but those stories were about her too yeah yeah i mean like everybody's like she got a lot of shit for being absolutely difficult it was interesting watching the fade done away documentary because she addresses all that but she kind of blames it on being bipolar which is interesting oh that's what it is well i mean that's

what she would i mean not to it just seemed a little too convenient you know what i mean it's like i know many people who are bipolar and they're not assholes. Well, Jennifer Lewis is, who was my good girl. She's bipolar too. I don't think there's, I don't think she has a reputation for being horrible on set. I think she has a reputation for being wonderful. She does. But Jennifer Lewis, I had the opportunity to spend the whole day with her.

Like Shangela took me over there and like, she was one of my faves. I remember one day I called, she called me on the phone. It was Jackie Washington day. And she called me on the phone it was Jackie Washington day and she called me on the phone and she said or Shangela called me and I was like girl it's July 15th Jackie Washington day so we gotta get our motherfucking ass down to kill her she said stay your motherfucking ass

out of Kinloch I was like ahhh so I'm screaming and then fast forward to which I manifested I had I was on a talk show Jason Jason Lee's podcast. And I said that I wanted to be, I wanted Jennifer Lewis to be my first guest. And so she called me. She said, I don't know what show I was watching.

You was on there and you said that you wanted me to be your, she said, I'm going to give you that interview. I'm going to do that. You know, which the show came and then her book came out and then she didn't have time. But they invited me to her house when she got her star on the Walk of Fame. Oh, no way. you know and it which the show came and then her book came out and then she didn't have time but they invited me to her house when she got her star on the walk of fame oh no way and so when i went over there like they were drinking infused lemonade okay it was infused with marijuana and so i drank enough so much of it i was over there like not the boy girl and I think we

I mean we laugh and talk shit like all I like all day not some of the day all day all day she told me so many Aretha Franklin stories no way one Aretha Franklin story she told us was when Aretha they were on an Aretha somewhere and it was like a buffet style thing and Aretha

came in and they say she said Aretha piled her plate up and she said that she told Aretha she said you see it said Aretha looked over her shoulder like everybody waited until Aretha fixed her plate and said Aretha Franklin looked over her shoulder

and said you see it and she said that bitch devoured that plate wow I love it it's just like could you imagine being a part of an industry where you get the opportunity to meet she's worked with every legend every single

legend from Tupac to Aretha Franklin to like so many like people that have gone to the great beyond now that she's worked with that's yeah she has like whitney houston the mother of black hollywood yes the mother of black hollywood yeah her book is fabulous yeah yeah i was i'm obsessed with her my first i first saw jennifer lewis on in a movie on

uh in spike lee's girl six which is about phone sex yeah and. And it's hard to find. Now, I don't even think you can find it streaming anywhere. It's like impossible to find. You gotta watch it on DVD or something. You have to watch Jennifer Lewis's movie, the spoof of her life. It was called Jackie's Back.

Oh, really? Oh, my God. It's good? It's a cult classic. Okay, I've never even heard of it. It's called Jackie's Back. I don't know where she been. I don't know where she's at.

All I know is Jackie's Back. It's a spoof she been. I don't know where she's at. All I know is Jackie's back. It's a spoof of her. She has Penny Marshall in it. She has Diane Carroll. She has Howie Mandel. She has everybody in this movie talking about Jackie's back. And everybody's like, who the hell is Jackie? Liza Minnelli's in the movie.

Get out of here. It's just like, who the hell is Jackie Washington Liza Minnelli's in the movie get out of here it's just like you know who the hell is Jackie Washington she has a song called look at me and I think she's spoofing Jennifer Holiday it's so messy

she's so funny it's on tubi it's called jackie's back i think it's on tubi you are going to die bus i can't wait it is one of those things that you just be like girl why did god do this it was a robert townsend made that movie like back then movie like all the people that have spoofed movies like the Wayans Brothers the scary movie

Robert Townsend was doing spoofs way before the Wayans Brothers and Robert Townsend did Jackie's Back and it was a story about Jennifer Lewis's life because she's from Kinloch Missouri that's what she said I'm still huge in Kinloch it's it's so it's there's so much

trash that happens in that movie that I could watch it it is so funny I'm telling you when I leave her today I want you to lay across your bed Flash Gordon Flash Gordon. Flash Gordon. And Jackie's Back. Jackie's Back. Go to Tubi. Okay. It's on Tubi. Jackie's Back. Okay. And every July 5th, July, we say, okay, I'm black. Okay. If y'all didn't know.

Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Yeah. Every July. But we say every July 15th is Jackie Washington Day. Okay. And somebody dies on July. Okay. Oh, my last favorite movie i tell you of all time is little shop of horrors oh yeah it's great i think that i should be audrey too once in my life

you absolutely i actually now that you say that i can't believe you haven't i need to be audrey too at least one time somewhere in my life. Absolutely. Because my mouth is very filthy. People will, they will die. They will drop dead in the seats laughing so hard. They hear me out there saying, you know, the filthiest shit that comes out of my mouth. And I'm just reading.

If I can move and I can talk to that man, am I an inordinate object to you? You know. Oh, wait a minute. Can't say that. Motherfucker. You got to do it. I want to. You got to do it.

I want to. I just, like, that's one of my ultimate dreams. I've written that somewhere on my vision board. Even if I have to bring an adaptation of it to life sometime, I have to do it before. Oh, flowers. Look at that. It's an omen. Yes.

These are your little shop flowers. Yes. So it is written, it shall be before. Oh, flowers. Look at that. It's an omen. Yes. These are your little shop flowers. Yes. So it is written, it shall be done. Yes. Yeah. As above, so below. And not the poor world. That is never going to leave my head for fuck's sake.

Okay. Any final thoughts as we wrap up? Final thoughts. First of all, thank you so much for being here. Oh, girl. Listen, I watched your episode. I was going to laugh. I watched your episode. final thoughts first of all thank you so much for being here oh girl i knew i was gonna laugh you know who should be we should have t.s masson on here oh yeah girl i watched it i was like i'm on the way i said reach out to them immediately i said those both are my nieces i remember tricksy

was saying you know that i ran her down at a fundraiser oh my favorite story shook them all dry you literally took but you just shook them honey y'all got money turn them upside down and just shook their pockets out we raised an additional was it two hundred and some thousand it was an additional two hundred and twenty five thousand dollars love it you know for the lbgtq center yeah and in la yeah i just i just feel like that was a good cause like everybody we all here sitting on money nobody's gonna take care of us but us we look out to other communities

to take care of the gays and the trans when we need to be really looking within there's so many of us that have the ability to financially come in and just wipe some shit out here's a million bucks here's $500,000 and they do such great work the LGBT side yeah here's $10,000 that's my budget area here's a million bucks yeah here's five hundred thousand dollars yeah and they do

such great work the lgbtc yeah here's ten thousand that's my budget area here's ten or i'll say here's my house because that's just what i just did i gave i gave one of my well my older property i gave it to um it's just called the t.s madison starter house i gave it over to a program to where they could it's nascent I gave it to nascent so that they can we can get housing for girls like you know and and I want to as I move further and become larger in my career I want to obtain property so that I can do that for the incredible because I remember being a homeless transsexual and I was the prostitute a what? yes you're kidding I was taking the boar worm

that's why I'm so adamant not the boar worm please no fuck oh my god that's incredible so i mean it also it is a tough thing because like if you when you dip down into homelessness it is almost impossible to get out of it because it's like you have no residence you have no you know no residence no resources nobody even cares about you.

And also like, yeah, you go, how do you get to a job interview? How do you get dressed? How do you get, you know what I mean? It's like,

no one cares about you. Like no one, when I'm here in LA working and stuff like that, film and stuff. And I see the homeless people here. I'm like, shit. It's wild.

It's wild. And it's in a city with so many billionaires. Right. I'm like, I see so's wild. It's wild in a city with so many billionaires. Right. I'm like, I see so many homeless people. And to see the immaculate homes that are here, and the homes that are out in the hill, and then those Calabasas witches that are out there. Right.

Conjuring up all of those spells over those cocks, those boar worms. And it's like, girl. It's fucking crazy. It's like, it's fucking crazy. It's like, it's the Armageddon. It feels like the end time. It's just like,

and they're all laying out and they, I just like, like, wow, how could this be one of the most wealthiest places? Yeah. In the United States. Yeah.

And all of these homeless people. Yeah. It's, it's fucking crazy. Yeah. It's so sad. So do you live here? I do.

Yeah, I do. I live in Hollywood. Oh yeah. I mean, it's funny. So do you live here? I do, yeah. I do. I live in Hollywood. Oh. Yeah. I mean, it's funny. You know, when I walk into the grocery store, it's like sometimes Mad Max. Beyond the Thunderdome.

Mm-hmm. You know? It's crazy. How's life been for you after Drag Race? Oh, it's like went from black and white to Technicolor. Mm. And how's life been for you during Un? Fabulous.

Wonderful. Great. Not the boar worms. Not the boar worms. I've sat and watched some of Un and been like, these bitches is dumb. Oh, we're so dumb. Yeah, we're so stupid. These are some dumb bitches.

And when they take y'all heads off and go flying, it's dumb. un and they've been like these bitches oh we're so dumb yeah we're so stupid so stupid like when they and when they take y'all heads off and go flying it's dumb i said i love every every moment of the dumb yeah you guys have had tv shows spin off from un yeah we got um we got a lot yeah we got viceland we got a lot we got to do a lot from that little show you know like and it's so nice because like we just started it she looks so ugly um at the beginning oh my god i forget i forget she was wearing her she was she had her like crazy teeth with her nightgowns and and the the makeup that wasn't kind of like in its place yet and god she has come far you're talking about trixie oh i'm over here looking like where is she i saw some of the early episodes and she looks nuts i think people don't understand like organic

foolishness that's why yeah organic foolishness yeah i wasn't even trying no yeah organic foolishness that's a really good it's kind of like it's just organic that's the ingredient nobody was pushing it. You guys sat down, y'all started just talking about whatever the fuck you want to talk about all day. Because this is my show and not yours. Yeah, totally. Because this is our show and not yours. It's true.

And it's just like, I'm sitting there like, God, Lee, these motherfuckers is crazy. Crazy, yeah. And I would love to come sit with them because I'm organic foolishness. Yes. Very, very that. Well, we are going to wrap it up.

I cannot thank you enough. Listen, for all the laughs. All you got to do is call me niece and I'll be here in a moment. And I'll tell the girls. Give it up for T.S. Madison. For me. And the boar worm.

Not the boar worm. Thank you, auntie. Thank you, my niece. My niece. How do you say that in Russian? Spasiba. Yes. Yeah.

Spasiba. Yeah, perfect. Like spicy-va. Spasiba. Spiceva. Yeah, perfect. Like Spiceva. Spiceva. Spiceva. Perfect. Like placenta. Placenta.

Placenta. Yes. Spiceva. Spiceva. No, no, you're Aztec-ian hush. Like placebo. Yeah, kind of like placebo. Spiceva. Spiceva. Yeah, perfect. Bye placebo. Spiceeba.

Spiceeba. Perfect. Bye, y'all. Make sure that y'all are subscribed. Oh, yeah. Where did the children find you online? Oh, listen, honey. If you don't know where I'm at, bitch. Then you don't know nothing.

Then you don't know shit. Go back to school. Somebody will teach you, motherfucker. Yeah, if you haven't found her already. T.S. Madison, honey, you'll find her whatever you're looking for. I got treats, meats, and all things that you need to eat, baby.

Online. T.S. Madison. Instagram is T.S. Madison. Facebook T.S. Madison. Twitter T.S. Madison. YouTube T.S. Madison. T.S. Madison. T.S. Madison. T.S. Madison. That's it. And not that one that's pretending to be me, honey, because there's only one. So I'm one of one. Fuck that bitchS. Madison T.S. Madison That's it Alright And not that one That's pretending to be me honey Cause there's only

So I'm one of one Fuck that bitch Fuck that bitch She can't be me honey I was gonna say some other shit But I had to think about it Like it would get me fucked up So not the bull word

Not the bull word Thank you all Bye Bye y'all Bye Bye, y'all. Bye.