The Basement Yard - #289 - Lil Nas X Banged The Devil

Episode Date: April 12, 2021

Frank & Joe discuss Lil Nas X, the devil, and other things that we apologize for. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's The Basement Yard, it's with Joe and it's with Frank, it goes really hard, yeah, yeah, thanks to you, new patrons, now I have Summon Cards, The Basement Yard, that was fun, that fucking nail, on the top, on top of the nail, someone's gotta put the fucking beat behind that I took my time, I fucked a gun, what's it, fucked a gun? That's not it Women fucked guns, I've seen that No, no, no Yeah, sorry, welcome back to The Basement Yard I know someone that might fuck a gun No, who?

A friend of mine bought a Desert Eagle and is like taking pictures with it and shit Oh, he fucked a gun then He just fucking guns Um, no, but I've seen a video Oh wait, what was it? No, nevermind, no, but I've seen a video of someone putting a gun into a puss Nah Yeah, didn't shoot it

What do you watch? Then I watch it because I'm like You're watching porn with guns No, I don't watch porn with guns Dude, you think, you know how like a Republican porn Yeah, you know how like the NRA had their own TV channel And it was like, NRA TV, we have fucking this beautiful stylistic handgun purse Do you think they make NRA porn?

One hundo Because they, yo, I swear to God, I saw this video and it's a woman Welcome back to The Basement Yard, by the way, guys, hi Yeah, so I saw a video of a woman, right? She's laying back on a couch, she has short hair cut and she's smoking a cigarette And she was like this? Big bush Well, I mean, the cigarette gave away the bush

She was like And then this guy comes with a gun and he puts it in her shit And then he's Oh no Yeah, with like a 9mm, just giving her the old That's really like unsanitary, like I know like people say like People clean their guns But people, not enough to put it in there

It's still a fucking, what's it made out of, metal? Yeah What do you think, a gun's made out of plastic? I don't know Not plastic I don't hold guns very frequently, as you can tell Styrofoam? That would be dangerous

One of those little pieces of break off, you're in big time trouble Just want to say this, Styrofoam, one of the worst things ever created Yeah, it's a bad idea Hey, let's make a thing that if you touch it, it turns into 500 things Dude, did I ever tell you about the time I came home? So it was when Becca and I were in that apartment And I came, her and Miles made a fort, cute, awesome And she, I'm working on my computer and she goes

Come over here and I walk over And Miles had gotten into Styrofoam And she let it happen And it was, I kid you not, it was like the fucking, it was like Christmas day I love how you said he got into the Styrofoam Like it's a raccoon and garbage That's basically, yo, is this kid tore the Styrofoam apart? I hate it

And Becca was like, hahaha, I was not happy Because Styrofoam also, there's some magnetic shit with it Yes, you can't like There's some static, magnetic electricity Styrofoam and glitter are the fucking worst pieces of shit Glitter can suck a fuck Put those people that made those in Guantanamo Guantanamo, by the way

That's the girl version Yeah, there's Guantanamo and Guantanamo Right, for the women Makes sense Speaking of, we actually talked to one time on OPL to someone who worked at Guantanamo We actually ended up taking the episode down But we might put it back up in the future But we took it down because we vetted this dude

But also didn't vet him enough to the point where we were like super confident That he was 100% telling the truth So we took it down But, dude, some of the stuff this guy said was out of side of control I mean, it makes sense Like, Guantanamo has a reputation of being I was like, you guys ever killed anyone over there? And he's like, on paper, no

I was like, alright That's a life, yes When you respond with anything but just a straight no When someone starts off their answer with on paper You're like, whatever you're about to say, it's the opposite Yeah, off the books? No, we didn't Off the books

It's the exact same thing Yeah It's the exact same thing I wouldn't last in jail I would not last in jail Or prison Or hell We're gonna make a quick segue to Lil Nas X going to hell and fucking the devil

Dude, real quick Well, there was no in-search I didn't see any full-on in-search I mean, not on TV Not on paper Yeah, there's gotta be an X-rated version So if you guys haven't seen, it's, what's it called? Memento? No, Montero

Montero, alright, I was close Don't fucking judge me I'm just saying Which, Montero Yeah New song by Lil Nas X Getting a lot of people very upset Yeah, we just watched the video for the first time

Right before we came on the show And catchy jingle Interesting video And then all of a sudden, a stripper pole comes out of nowhere And this guy strip poles his way into hell Strip? He's literally at the pearly gates And then a pole comes up And he goes, I'm going down there with all of my gayness

And gonna fuck that devil's head off I'm pretty sure gayness is measured in ounces And he took every fluid ounce of his homosexuality Did you just burp in that? I don't know how it came out so fluid Yeah He took every fluid ounce of that homosexuality Straight into hell

They do measure gayness in ounces And he's got gallons of it He poured it all over hell Took over, took over hell I will say Became the devil, became the devil I was a little confused Okay, so the video starts off with him

Invoking some sort of Adam and Eve type thing Like he's in this horny dress up He's in a very horny dress up And there's a snake There's a snake that is him? A lot of, like, you know, I don't really know A lot of metaphors So then he kisses the snake

Wait, he slammed that snake? He kissed just a... Oh, oh, the snake was the person The snake was a guy It was a guy snake I think you're talking about the other snake No, no, no, so guy snake comes around the tree And, like, lays him down

Yeah, gay snake And just... And they share a kiss Yeah, but then he, like, licks his penis through his pants Or whatever, didn't he do that? I didn't see that Well, you must have been doing something else Trust me, I was parsing this video

As I was watching it in real time I swear to God, he, like, kisses him And then he, like, moves down And he kind of, like, there's, like, a tongue Oh, does he have a snake tongue? No, just a regular tongue, but... Yeah, one more time? Okay

That's how snakes use their tongues Let's retire that Never do it again And then he's in, like, a coliseum Yes, he's in Greece Yeah, and this dude's ripped up Kind of jacked Let's talk about that

First point of talk of conversation here Lil Nas X clearly took that old town Road money and made some fucking dumbbells Yeah, this guy, you know, hired a personal trainer This guy's kind of ripped He, uh, kind of, he kind of looks good there And I have to, from everything I've seen here He looked like a little twinkie boy

But he came out full twunk Yeah, well, let's not get fucking crazy He's still twinkie He's pretty ripped up He's more ripped up than me What the hell does that mean? He's more ripped up than me, Joey Yeah

I agree, Frankie Thank you That doesn't mean that he's fucking... But I'm saying, like, he's, like, probably the same size as me No, dude, he's small But just small, man No, he's got some cutting You think what?

What? I think shirts off The only difference between Lil Nas X and I Besides the pigmentation of the skin Right Is he's got cut-up muscles Where mine are just hidden I think, like, in terms of, like, chest size

And maybe bicep size We're around the same But mine has more flubber-flabber I worry about your opinions When you say things like this, it worries me I don't think... Look, all right Because at one point you tried to convince me that you look like Idris Alba

And I almost had a conniption I didn't... I just... By the way, what is a conniption? You know, it's like, ah It's just like when white people get really mad Like, my grandma used to say conniption all the time And I'm like, have a conniption

I don't even know what this is Okay, it sounds good I'm looking up Lil Nas X shirtless And... My algorithm is about to change Big time Lil Nas X In these old pictures, he's small

He's a little boy He is small Like, he's a little boy What are we arguing? But... But... This guy's fucking the devil We're talking about his chest

I mean, that was a pretty impressive chest I'm just saying And it's in the coliseum I stand by, I think, in that shirtless scene And he's wearing, first of all, outfits in this A-plus A-plus He's coming out, he's got blue hair

Yeah, yeah He's got blue lips, I think Pink hair at one point Kind of reminded me of Cisco Cisco is up there That might have been a thong song Paying homage What's that called?

Yeah, yeah A node A node to the thong song Well, Cisco... Cisco walked So Lil Nas X Could slide down that pole Yeah, well, I think it's more so someone crawled

So the other one could walk So you... No Cisco walked Oh, I see Normally, it's like they walk so they can run Gotcha You know, he ran down that pole

He slid down it And then... Sexily, too Alright Yo, also, I'm not... Listen, I'm just gonna say this And yes, you can take it how you want I do identify as a straight white man

Cisgendered heterosexual male Get mad at him Guys got a fucking... A fucking full bag of lunch in those pants Let me tell you What the hell was that? He's walking around with a pot full of gold, alright? The guy's got a sack of lunch in there

I'm like... You know Are we feeling... Is he wearing a cup? Yeah Is he trying to be safe on the pole? He bends over and you get a full poem If you know what I'm saying

Haiku and all Exactly This guy 575 Look, okay Alright Let's say this Mm-hmm

He is... I identify as a heterosexual male as well Mm-hmm Why that? Yeah I know you do If anyone moves like that They've got my attention

If there was open tryouts To play the devil In that video And I Fell into the role Which You would play the devil because you're a white man I don't think I'm big enough to play the devil

The devil's a big devil That was a big old devil Yeah, I don't think the devil's that big Usually they show the devil and he's a little skinny I think that's part of the character Is that he's a little scrawny bitch And that goes into why he's the devil What?

Go on Whatever Um, but yeah So Lil Nas X He like gets down there And he walks through hell Back to what you were saying He didn't see any demons

He didn't see any demons Cause the demon What people are taking in is that Lil Nas X was the demon Ah And he was taken over He did take over He did go down there

All I'm gonna say is like Yo, listen Give them... Yo Boy Can move If music doesn't work out He could

He could strip He could If he chose If he wanted to be a dancer It's his choice It doesn't matter what it is If there is something... If anyone is moving that way on me

I'm gonna be very elated To be there Listen If you watch the video It doesn't matter if you're straight You're gay Or whatever the hell you are Admire the moves

Just the guy's moving his hips In a way that resembles a snake And you know what? It's just biology That if you rub sticks together Sometimes there's fire Oh yeah If you do it long enough

Oh yeah, that's friction baby If you ever watch an episode of Survivor Man The guy's out there What does he do? He rub sticks together Eventually Bing bang boom

We got a fire Yeah You know what I mean? I'm not saying that I was turned on But I've watched other things That have turned me off more Okay All I know is

Dude Fucking Lil Nas X went down there Which He goes down If you watch his video Yo, hell's very far from heaven by the way And having to slide

He slid down there No gloves No gloves That's gotta hurt your hands Seriously Grabbed it and just went down Now you're Well that's what he did

He just like Yeah, he slid I'm sure on his way down He had to adjust I'm sure He had no gloves I think he also did one of those Where he like

Put the leg in He put the And like went down like this Yeah It looked better when he did it Significantly But yeah, you know, he's so You know, people are upset though

They're like, yo, this guy But he also came out with a sneaker That has a By the way, those sneakers Super fire I don't... They're black sneakers to me They're cool, they're cool looking

Yeah, I mean they're just They look like air maxes Yeah, just black and red Yeah And they have like a A pentagram A pentagram on it Which...

And people lost it And they're like, yeah I haven't even seen a pentagram Since like, you know I've only heard about them Because you hear about like that The girl in eighth grade Who's like weird

And she has candles Don't they like do pentagrams On their floor? Yeah, the Wiccans They're like They're fucking All about pentagrams, I think That was Sylvester Stallone

I know that one Sylvester Stallone the Wiccan Yeah Hey, ladies and gentlemen I haven't like legitimately Seen pentagrams since I binged That entire box set Of Viva LaBam

And it was a good time Wow He had pentagrams everywhere Brandon DiCamillo was running around Reykjohn and a pentagram I... Literally nothing What you just said mid

Nothing... I have no idea what you said Reykj... Are you talking about Pokemon? No, no, no That's someone from the show Oh, okay Yeah

Yeah, I don't know what the hell's going on But you know what I get it I get that You know, people who are super religious Or like this is terrible And you know, whatever I just don't care

Not that I... And I'm not saying that He should have done that And he should have like You know, whatever I also... So like My real opinion on this

Everything we said In the beginning of this True Very real Listen Come on the show Grind on the show For us

So... But let's get serious No, but um I personally like Think it's weird Or like, you know, whatever When celebrities feel like Oh, I'm gonna do this for like

Shock value Or like this is like, you know Whatever Like you know, like Not shock value But more of just so like Like you're antagonizing people With this on purpose

To garner more attention Like I think that's like I'm not really a big fan of that But also I'm not a big fan Of people on the other side Being like Like being like This is the guy

Who is in charge Of your children Like, oh, my children listen All town road They love the song And now you put this out It's like Like it's his responsibility

Like you do Kids don't have to listen to this song Yeah This dude literally has a lyric In the song that says Shoot a shot in your mouth While I'm riding But he also says

He's not talking about guns Oh, no Well, he's talking about a gun All right Well, he's talking about a shooter There's also a line where he says Like cocaine and drinking with your friends It's fun or some shit like that

Right, yeah This is the thing with this situation And I think it also kind of It works for other things You know, in the stratosphere That we've seen as well Is when there is a community Or a culture that has been oppressed

For so long Or viewed as being gross Or just, you know, basically Unnatural And then they simply try to just Be themselves And enjoy the fact that They are acting like themselves

And able to do so without, you know Possibly getting murdered In the fucking streets The opposition views it as antagonistic And that's something that I've heard a lot Dude, full transparency No, I just mean I went to a very, very, very liberal school

For college And I remember one of the conversations When, you know, in particular You know, the LGBTQ plus community Was becoming more comfortable And revealing themselves And living their life It was always like

Oh, so now it's going to be in my face? You know, and it's like The heterosexual community You being gay at me? Yeah, they think that Just because these people Are trying to live the life That they feel most comfortable doing

It is in a way antagonistic And that's not the fucking case And this video and this song Is not the case They're fucking Well, I'm not referring to the gayness I'm referring to A lot of people are upset about the gayness

Well, yeah, I mean I'm not even, you know Be upset by the gayness Gayness is staying Gayness is in But no, don't be upset by the gayness Because it has no effect on you No, I'm

Frankie, obviously No, I see what you're doing No, these people are You're never going to change their minds That's not what I'm talking about I'm talking about, like, the antiquity Antiquity Antiquity, this is the girl we knew

When we were younger Who was Greek? Bringing it back to the Lil' Nosex video The Colosseum Well, isn't the Colosseum Isn't that I think there's Greek writing on that tree That's Italian

I think there's Greek writing on the tree I thought that was Hebrew Oh, I don't think so I've never seen a Torah in my life So I don't know But, no, I was referring to, like, the pentagram And, like, you know, whatever Like, fully leaning into it

Like, knowing, like, people are going to have Yeah, like, people are going to have a problem with this And, like, that's, like, the thing But he said, like, the reason why Like, he put out a tweet It's actually very funny Yo, by the way, that kid Flames people on Twitter

He's so good at social media Like, he has it figured out Like, it's insane He's a child of this generation Yeah, but he's, like, a master at it Like, he's going nowhere Like, he's great But, uh, he put out a tweet

Like, you know, growing up A lot of people told me that I was going to hell Because I was gay And now that I went there, they were mad Like, he's like, you know That's fucking funny But just so, like, and that was, like, the point, I think It was like, people are, like, telling him

That he's going to go to hell And, like, he should be ashamed For this and that And blah, blah, blah And, like, he's in chains at one point In the Coliseum And, like, whatever Um, and I guess sort of, like

Just leaning into that And making it is whatever And I remember we had, I just said it After we watched the video I'm like, there's something cool About this dude Being not only, like, outwardly gay But, like, really getting gay

In the video Like, you know Until, like, he's wearing Old Town Road was fun Watch this next one He comes out with wick You thought riding on horses was gay? Uh-uh

Ride the devil This guy came out riding on the devil And then broke his neck And doing it in wigs Yeah, wake up And those giant boots This guy That reminded me of those Patrick Star boots

Remember that? You wore those big, oh, I don't, I think I Yeah, way to go bringing up a fucking SpongeBob reference You know There's, like, 8,000 episodes, Joey There is a part of me that, like, watches that And, because I'm not one of those people

Like, yo, you can fucking put anything on You know, in terms of TV or something I'm not gonna feel personally attacked And I understand that people will be like Well, it's different when you have kids That have to see that stuff Honestly, honestly Not the worst argument

But you need to then, like, be able to Control what you show your kids I do think that there's nothing unhealthy With showing your kids Fucking gay relationships in a healthy manner But regardless if it was a, like I wouldn't show my daughter Or Miles right now

The music video for Dip It Low Let alone the music video for Monterre You don't remember that music video? Is that? Christina Millie, Yan Bing, Bing Ting Like, I understand the argument Like, yo, like, my kids shouldn't see this But then don't fucking get upset at the artist

For doing that Get upset at yourself Dude, also, like Fucking, 50 Cent has a song that says Like, he'll melt in your mouth Not in your hand He'll take us We're talking, come

And like, we're talking sperm Dude, the fucking weekends out here Winning kids' choice awards for songs I can't feel my face when I'm with you It's about cocaína It's all about Dat Dat, drug done

Whoever edits this, put dat Right there As I fucking do this Yeah It's not gonna happen No I was, like, proud to see how gay it was And it's like, do you, man?

Well, I was Proud, I mean Yeah, I was Because it's like No, I wasn't, it wasn't a sense of pride I just thought it was cool to be like, you know Like, just the contrast between At one point, these people

Like, the gay community were like Hiding who they were And like, you know Because they were afraid of getting beat up Or whatever And this dude's like, dude I'm fucking Throwing water on the gay machine

And letting it short-circuit And fire off to 12 Let's also make sure we say this, though, too He is someone who has the Luxury of affording himself A lot of fucking security No, but I, no And of course

But, like, the thing that But what I'm saying is, like, it's But being able to do that And be like, yo, I'm fully leaning into this thing And it's gonna be like I thought it was just fucking, you know It was dope I was, I was fucking like

So it's catchy It's catchy song And no one's asking you to go And, you know Get as hard as Frankie got When he saw the, you know, him on the pole No one's asking you to Hold on, hold on, hold on

No one's asking you I never said, I never said I got hard No one's asking you to Get that hard All right No one's asking you to do that No, no, stop

Josh Make sure you fucking You just have to watch A disclaimer at the bottom Of what he's saying I'm, it's so funny that I'm As we're saying this I'm saying I'm not getting hard

I'm getting a phone call And my phone is Going to town on my balls right now I'm not getting hard I am, but for a different reason It's fucking hysterical That I lost it because of my phone

Your bone are real No, I wasn't getting hard I'm just saying like There is something that is like And no matter what Close your eyes If there is anything that moves Like that, grinding up on you

You know exactly what I'm saying Here's my thing too If you are super religious And you're like I don't hate the kid I don't like, you know, whatever But it just bothers me When people use that

And like they shouldn't perpetuate Symbols of the devil Or this and that Like I understand that But at the same time Like just try to understand Like the intent I'm not saying that

You can't be offended by that Like yeah, you can be offended by that But to turn it into this like You know, deeper issue Like you have to know The intent behind it Like the intent of what I said Because I watched an interview

From saying it Of just being like Being told that like He, because he was gay He was going to end up in hell Or he was going to You know do this and that And then he's sort of

Just embraced that And made this like creative Music video or whatever Like as long as you understand that You don't even have to agree with it And be like, okay, I get like there's Like I get what he did And he's not just purposefully trying to be like

Yo, the devil's sick And like do that Like there's a reason behind it And like, you know, whatever That's what understanding is What isn't understanding Is like seeing it And just going

I don't care what the reason is I don't care what this And that it's the devil And blah blah blah blah My thing that I also struggle with is like I think we've lost the ability To just be like Realized that like

Just because I'm upset by something Doesn't mean everyone else is Like there's blatant satanic imagery In this fucking music video And that's a parent That's obvious And that's fine But like if I

And I can't I can say this Because I'm not super religious Like if I was offended by that I wouldn't be like Now everyone else needs to be offended by it Like it's possible that just Like the realization of my thought process

And the way that I go about practicing Or worshiping or whatever Is not the fucking norm Or not necessarily the norm But it's not the consensus Like you need to be able to just be like Yo, it's not cool with me Okay, you don't need a person like it

Alright, your reasoning might not be legitimate If it's like it's too gay I don't want to like it, that's stupid But just fucking live in your own misery And sorrow And then eventually When you can, just die Jesus Christ

I was not expecting that at all My thing is this though Like dude, I understand that People just don't feel comfortable watching Gay things Or watching things that have symbols With the devil in them And you know, you don't have to

And like you don't have to like it You could be like Yo, the song's trash The video is trash Like and the devil's shit is dumb And like I just don't feel comfortable Watching men grind up on each other Like yeah, I'm not saying you do

I'm not saying you have to like that Or that you have to, you know, whatever But to be on the side of like There was so many people just like Saying like you're gonna burn in hell You're gonna like That to me is just so extra It's like a music video

You know what I mean? I love the idea that like people are like This is how they're trying to spread the word Of Satan and get our kids into Satan You think if they're I'm not gonna say that You think the devil would be like I know how I'm gonna get them

Lil Nas X Yeah Hey bud, wait till you hear this idea I have You think that the devil's being like Yo, I'm gonna put out a music video Where I get fucking, first of all Horny and murdered to like Get your kids into like satanic rituals

And stuff like that I don't think so Yeah, I don't think anyone Like I think that's like I don't think anyone's trying to make Yo, let's worship the devil Also, if you do worship the devil I don't even know what that fuck that means

Like what do they do? I honestly don't know I do remember Like I had met a girl in college She was a resident who Practiced some form of Like satanic ritual But it wasn't like she was sitting there

And like fucking stabbing like bunny rabbits and shit It was like the idea of Like you do wrong by me I do wrong by you Which some people I for an eye Fucking agree with You know what I mean How?

How? How? Hammurabi Yeah Fuck, don't quote me on that Very close Rumahabi I said Hammurabi

Hammurabi Yeah But Hammurabi That's what the music video was trying to That was the joke that I finished that on Okay But like

I think people just need to fucking chill out Like I saw someone was saying like You know Oh They don't realize they're a pawn In trying to get the world to hate religion It's like no one hates religion Maybe

You know actually you back up People do Some people hate religion Some people hate it How about you just let people do what they want And practice what they want Yeah It doesn't need to be an offensive thing to you

If people try to choose to do one thing over the other That's the one thing about religion that I think That people like Some people I just This is my opinion on it I think religion is a very individual thing Like even if you are Go to the same church or someone

It has a different meaning to them Than it might to you And it might be something that you follow Like way more strict than the person Who's standing next to you every single Sunday At church So it's very individual And like that's why

You know when people try to Convince other people to join their religion Or to whatever like That feels more selfish Than it does feel like Genuine to be like You know I want you to follow The

What you feel is right for you Like the word of Christ Or whatever I think it's more selfish If you're like trying to get everyone to do it Than You just kind of being like This is what it means to me

And this is how I'm going to live my life And that's fine And like I don't think anyone has a problem With anyone's like personal beliefs When it becomes like If you don't do the thing that I do Then you're wrong Then that actually

That's people further away And that's what I'm saying Like that's the point Like if you want to be like Yo I am a follower of Christ I am vehemently like Don't appreciate like Any like satanic and injury

That's on you But then taking it the step further And being like it upsets me So it should fucking upset you Like chill the fuck out Yeah No matter what it is If someone tells me to do something like that

I'm not going to do it Jurassic Park best movie ever Watch it I'm going to be like Fuck you this movie sucks You know But if like You can sit there

I know it doesn't suck Okay I was going to say What the hell But it's just people I don't understand I understand why individuals Can be upset about the music video But don't try to get other people about it

And if you're upset about it Call it what it is Homophobia Say you're upset because of how Fucking openly gay this guy is acting I don't know I mean there was a lot in there So I'm not going to even

I don't even That's the thing I don't even care about the reasons Why people are upset about it It's just like What We're going to forget about this In three days anyway

What do you even upset about That's a pretty dope music video I have to say Crush that It looked expensive It didn't look very It's all CGI All siege

You know what I mean By the way Real quick you mentioned Jurassic Park Favorite dinosaur 321 Stegosaurus Oh I was going to say Velociraptor That's a good one

That's a great one Clever girl Remember where the guy The guns Fucking corner him And shit like that Yeah Like that's the only one

I'd be legitimately afraid of Because that's the one That can come into my house Like a T-Rex If I'm up here A T-Rex down there I'm fine I'm okay

But like a fucking Velociraptor can press An elevator button And wait And then open the door Just so we're clear You just said You're only afraid

Of Velociraptors And not a T-Rex I'm If it was like Be afraid of one And not the other Velociraptors Because they're the ones

That can like come into your house Like they can open the door T-Rex you hide inside And you're fucking good Like they work off of Icyton Shit like that So if I don't move

Those dumb idiots Are gonna fucking forget I'm there Velociraptors on the other hand You ain't safe from them No matter where you go Yo a T-Rex Not nearly as tall

As I thought it was Yeah there's like All new science that's coming out That shows that like They're not like as big They're like 15 feet 20 feet tall They're like 12 feet tall

Yeah But they can be 40 feet long But yo 12 feet tall That's double me I'm not afraid of it I could fuck that thing up That's like the top of the backboard Yeah

On a basketball hoop But That's the T-Rex I'm over here thinking It's like Gotta walk by my apartment And I'm gonna see its face No no no

They're not that big dude They're not that big 12 feet I'm not that afraid anymore Shoot it with a gun That's what I'm saying Yo we need to bring back dinosaurs But velociraptors

They're fast We should And They can like Open a door They have like thump Well they got that That pinky

That fucking wild pinky nail Yeah yeah Just like I did in middle school Yeah Franky used to have a He grew his pinky out Which people who do cocaine do that They do it And Franky thought that was cool

And I did And it got long It actually got real long It did But Dude the velociraptors Did your mom ever find out about that? Find out

She saw the whole process And hated every second of it Did she She didn't know what it meant? I'm sure she put two and two together My mom grew up in Astoria too She probably didn't think that Her fucking ten year old son

Was doing that Yeah I don't think she had to Worry about me doing this Uh She was just being like Oh that rap music Again, rap music It's coming full circle

Yeah Growing out that Velociraptors Is what you have to worry about Cause they're like pack Nah fucking what's it called Those are bad big I haven't said anything

Pterodactyls Oh yeah Those are But like They don't fly up here And don't They can't open a door though The pterodactyl

Six feet Height of six feet Wingspan of eighteen feet That's the wingspan is the big part Yeah that thing will blow you away Dude a six foot tall But you can lay low And like you're good

Now you're fucking hanging out In your basement Watching movies and shit And you go upstairs And there's a pack Of fucking Velociraptor You're done I mean lock the door

They'll fucking They can pick the lock No They can't pick the lock They can use it No They can use that pinky nail No but

Yo I'm like I legitimately shocked right now I had a way different You thought they were like Godzilla and Kong running through here Not that big But like definitely huge Like I thought like a fucking

A pterodactyl was like A fucking dragon Like the size of a dragon I mean Do dragons Are dragons Do dragons really? I don't know but I did

Remember I told you about that thing That girl at Build-A-Bear She was like They're the only animal That like mythological creature That like each Like culture Without talking to each other

Came up with by themselves Dragons Yeah So maybe they were at one point You also are getting that From a random person at Build-A-Bear Which if it's not a credible source

I don't know what is Right You know That's where I get my news I wish dragons were real Those are the ones I do wish I don't wish for dragons Not for now

Like I wish at one point they were Keep them dead Dude Keep them dead Can you imagine a dragon just flying over And she could set the fucking city on fire Whenever it wants I

You know I always watch Like cause I recently watched Godzilla vs. Kong And I sit there and think like Alright Realistically If one of those things came out

We would Bomb that thing The Timbuktu We would kill it We would kill it easy Like a dragon came out now We would be able to Get rid of it

Yeah But Some people would pay the price though It would I mean you gotta Some would perish Can't make an armor without Cracking a couple eggs

Yeah Probably a couple Yeah a couple eggs There'll be a couple thousand eggs In that That pot Also yeah Like when King Kong

And fucking Godzilla decided to fight In Manhattan You couldn't do this in Connecticut I mean Way too much money down here That's right There's a lot

And it's also People forget Manhattan Not big Not very big Not Maybe fit five Godzilla's That's a stretch I would say

I would say three I'm not real Well I'm all off with my heights And weights right now You don't know You can't tell How big is this room Oh

80 feet I wouldn't even Like 12 by 10 That's actually pretty good Yeah I think But I think I know that Yeah That's why

But whenever they fight In these movies right And there's like Shit getting fucked up Even though I watched the Avengers The first one like recently And I'm like yeah The city's fucked

And then you just think about like And then the war's over And it's like Who's paying for it Like And how does We got to fix all of this A lot of legitimate questions

Aliens Yeah a lot of Yeah legitimate questions And set And blew up all the fucking I love that here's the girls Just walk away like Save the day

And they're just fucking Trouble and fire everywhere Yeah it's like Hey Hulk Maybe Hulk smash cement And make the building Nice again Yeah yeah yeah

That'd be cool Yeah instead of using that fucking Prius to throw something Like just use your fists It's so crazy dude Like I think about that But And then it's like

Eight months later And everyone's still And everyone's like good And they're happy Back to normal Like dude aliens just came out of the sky And attacked lower than half I will say though

With like the Avengers Like Tony Stark With the like technology To build like a fucking Skyscraper in like 30 minutes flat So I get that But like these other like Countries like in

Avengers Age of Ultron They go to some African country And they just Fuck everything up And then they're out Yeah They're just like

Alright we solved it Later Yeah Maybe fix things Who's gonna clean up Hammer a nail At least one Yeah Thor

Hammer some nails Dude Thor would be able To fucking do the whole Job himself You know Yeah when you're right You're right I'm very right

All the time I wish all that stuff was real I do and I don't Alright if you Had three superpowers Flight Flight's one of them Yeah

Okay What's the other two Super strength Okay And I don't know That's it What do you mean that's it

What else do you need I mean there's telepathy Mind control Super speed I don't need any of that Oh super speed's cool Control of the weather Control of the weather

Who does that Storm That's a great answer You can shoot eye lasers Storm's not a shit Storm She's got it going Oh god

There's a lot Like there's a lot you could do So you would want to just Fly at a normal speed No I mean if you could Fly You want to fly Yeah like Superman fly

Oh okay so fast You also want super speed Sure Okay that'd be good ones I would want Like I want to be the smartest person ever Like Tony Stark Like smart

Like there's no limit to my knowledge As a super power You just know everything Everything That'd be fucking cool That's one And then Oh I want some like Wolverine shit

So I could like Regeneration I get shot but I'm like I'm chillin You know just like suck the bullet in and just Spit it out everywhere Can you not ever do that again I legitimately believe this part of this desk

Spit Is all my spit in germs I'd be terrified to bring a black light in here What this would look like That would actually be a good idea It wouldn't That would be Really make me upset

Would it Probably I'd be covered in everything Everything about taking a black light to your room You know my bed I was going to say You're covered in cum You're covered in cum Like you got cum everywhere

Yeah well wait why You're probably just First of all I remember Uh oh Here we go Storytime ladies I came No well

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I remember going to your house And next to your headboard There were boogers Oh big booger wiper dude You were wiping boogies Everywhere Giant booger wiper dude Giant

So next to your bed Boogers alone You got You're lighting up No I don't I don't But I would say that Yeah I used to set it off

When I was like 12 dude I was lighting up this nostrils But Yeah my bed would light up Like a Christmas tree I also had that same mattress For so long Yeah you've had that

For like 7, 8 years Yeah I need to get A new fucking thing Cause it's like Pieces of your body In it or something Yeah when the mattress Is dirty

Then you got a problem You know what would be disgusting If you like Wet a mattress And then you just like Rung it out Oh I saw a wet mattress On the side of the street

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Yeah I remember People like sell mattress On like Craigslist That's the one thing I won't buy a second hand That's out of control Furniture and mattresses

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You know I like to see you happy And just like to see you doing well That's the difference between you and I No it's You actually recently told me You were like I'm just happy you're happy And I was like

I don't think I've ever heard you say that to me Why did I say that to you? You were in your feelings You were in your emotions Where did I say that to you? Here We were talking about like Something I remember

And you were like Hey man as long as you're happy I just want to see that I don't remember that at all Yeah because you don't remember the times That you show support and emotion Shut up No you're not a very emotional person

You are, you know what Actually I'm mad emotional Ah hold on You're emotional when no one else is around Like by myself Yeah No

Yeah No I mean There's a time and place Sometimes I like to have Very serious conversations with our friends That doesn't mean that You're overly emotional I like to have serious conversations

Oh I don't think I'm overly emotional I think that I'm a very emotional and sensitive man You don't think I'm sensitive? I think that you're in tune With your emotions But I wouldn't describe you as sensitive No Okay I'll take that

No Are you sensitive? I don't think so I do think that I've Since becoming a family man Softened up a bit Oh eight days ago yeah No I mean

Hey No Like there are things that just Hit me differently now Like when I was watching Spoiler alert The WandaVision finale Yeah

That hit me different That hit me a little different Cause I was watching it with my daughter On my chest At fucking 6am I was also a little tired You cried right on her little head And I had to let a couple ring

You know let freedom ring And the freedom was those tears Is it ring Or rain That one I don't know It's rain Let it rain

But freedom can ring too It can ring What's the problem with letting freedom ring I don't even know how It would do that but No problem at all right Oh So the Yankee game is already

In the like in the books Not in the books it's not done But it's like It's almost Wow It's like It started like an hour ago Yeah

Do you want to Joey had a bet In the Yankee game by the way I bet the Yankee game And then we started This podcast So I bet that No one was going to score

In the first inning And do you want to know If you hit your bet Doesn't look like it From your face Actually you did Let's go Joey Let's go

Come on on the baseball season baby Let's go The Yankees are currently up to one Did they score in the second inning They did Oh Yes They snuck that one out

They did they did they did I almost bet that it was going to be Under four runs By the fourth Eat your heart out world Gary Sanchez homered Right in your fucking throat Right in my fucking face

Oh man Oh man You know what you can do with that money That you just won Joey You can go buy weeds Weed is legal This isn't weed Are you going to buy weed now

Weed is the recreational marijuana Has been legalized in the state of New York Yes As of what What day Two days ago Oh it's like ready to go Like right now

Oh no you can't Like there's not dispensaries That's going to take like a year at least Oh well of course Yeah But I'm saying like Now people can be like Yo I got weed

Or is it controlled now See these are all questions I had That I'm not really sure of I know that there is some sort of Decriminalization I mean I think it has been decriminalized But like They like sponge

Like convictions Yeah from your record If it has to deal with A certain amount of like I mean obviously if you have Fucking ounces and ounces Of fucking weed Pounds

Yeah You have bricks of weed You're probably going to go to jail Johnny Depp In that movie below Oh I was going to say What did he do No I don't know

You know there's some stuff going on Sorry are you going to I know him and Amber heard They She's like trying to take his fingers off And shit Not really a good couple Yeah just separate them

Like you know how like kids back in the day Be like you go in that corner You go in that corner Work on yourselves Speaking of That I took my dog to the dog park the other day First time in a very long time

Because I don't really like taking my dog To the dog park because he gets like Fucked Well attempted fuck Oh like I thought you meant like He gets like beat up No

He gets like Well they try to beat up his butt And his face one time They try to fuck his face Dude two dogs Try to eiffel tower my dog one time And I was like I have to do something

Proud Proud papa needs to step in Charlie's like a big boy He is he's lanky But he's like a softy And he's just kind of like You know and he'll like Fight dogs off or whatever

But like He's also like too nice Oh so he'll be like He's too afraid to say like No please don't sodomize me I can picture him being like Guys I just George

I just don't think this is like The best It's like you're getting Come on So I brought him The other day To a dog park And

Dude we were there two minutes And immediately There was these two dogs That had Both had giant balls Okay Sacked up Magga potatoes

And They started fighting One of them was like a pit bull Oh Yeah so he That pit bull could Fuck people up I'm sure he's a nice dog

But he has the ability To fucking go crazy We all do don't we Um no Okay So So they were fighting And then like

He One of the dogs ear Got like bit And was bleeding And it was like Why was that my reaction Oh Yeah so I was like

What the fuck is going on And then I was like You know what I'm never coming back here again My dog's getting banged There's blood And like I just can't

Like I was just terrified I mean yeah That sounds pretty Yeah He almost got fucking He almost got gang banged Yeah And my dog like

They started fighting And then he just turned around And he looked at me And he ran over to me And he's like We gotta go We gotta get the fuck out of here This is the party

Dogs at the dog park These fat bald dogs are fighting Those are some big balls Probably Yeah Cut the balls off That's why you cut the balls No I didn't know that

But back to weed Are you gonna become weed Joe now Um I I fully plan on Uh Dabbling Not being like Ha ha ha

What's that Like Ha What level So are you gonna be You know At the Uh

Occasional Uh Marijuana toke Or are you gonna be like Full weed socks Oh Absolutely not You're not going weed socks

No Posters of Bob Marley Oh Come on You're not gonna get You know what's funny All those people You know what's gonna go out of

Business All those people that have Like the poster The poster business of Legalize it Yeah They're just gone now That's man true

All those bumper stickers Those companies are like Damn it God damn it You know It's like Fucking half their business is gone now Legalize it

That's so fucking funny Now they're gonna start doing Something We legalized it Or we did it I just like No interest in like I'm more so interested in like

The pens Oh You want to go with the oils Yeah I'm sitting here and talking For people who don't know Me and Frankie don't We've never smoked weed

Well I have Oh you have Yeah When I was in Maine What was that October Good for you Becca recently asked me

She's like Joey ever smoked weed I was like I don't think so But I feel like you would have told me You didn't tell me Because you're afraid you little bitch What

You gave in You gave We had a pact What was it like I don't know I love how we're talking about this Like we're fucking virgins Like what did it feel like dude

We're 28 and 29 year old men That was a lot I've never smoked weed Yeah I've never been high I mean I've had pills Because I was on surgery I've had pills

But like So walk me through it What happened Well I was also drunk So you don't really know What the effect was Yeah I don't really know I do remember though

At one point I was like Whatever I was fucked up And I was just I was standing out there And it was like Me and Marco Marco was

Oh he's cute So At one point I was like Dude I'm completely sober And then everyone laughed So hard Because obviously I wasn't

But I like Thought I was for a second Yeah yeah yeah And then when they started laughing Yo let me talk to the stream Hold on Hold on So like

When I said that And they all started laughing Then I started to realize Like how Wrong I was Okay And then I like Fell asleep at a table

Wow Remember that thing Where it was like Yo the first time you smoke weed You will not get high The second time Highest in the world I don't remember that

You don't remember that People used to say that All the time back in the day You don't know how to inhale Alright Yeah I love how Like

Basically having sex And smoking weed Were like the same Symbiotic Basically Right And it was like Really

Well if you want to learn Your first time is not going To be great It's the second time Hold it in Last longer Damn that's mattress Yeah

Oh so you're going to become Weed Joe now No I'm not going to become Weed Joe Guys the new episode of Keeping it Frank is right in Itself let me tell you Let me tell you

You're going to walk in here One day I'm like I got some purple haze Yeah that's exactly what's Going to happen Is you're going to have Fucking weed delivered From fucking a little

Dispensary in Brooklyn This is from This right here Is from the Andes This is donkey tits Yeah Like that's exactly What's going to happen

I would love to go Into the cannabis industry Just so I can name things Oh I would be so good at it Oh Like that's scene in Ted Where it's like It's coming it's coming

This is called autism Yeah I would be so good at it Oh god So this is what we have to So can I be the first one To buy you your first pen Or did you already buy it

No Where am I going to buy it Dude it was On Amazon You can't just buy weed in the mail Now this stuff is going to be Fucking like regulated Like that's the thing

Oh yeah But it's going to take Like I think it will take They say two years I think it's going to be a little Earlier than that When do we see the first box Of Marlboro greens

What the fuck is Oh oh Because you know that's Like that's what Those cigarette companies I wonder how the cigarettes Companies still I wonder if they still make

I think I'm sure To an extent they do Yeah But like they will evolve To a place where They are now do And like that's the thing Is like back in the day

People would smoke tobacco And I know tobacco pure Tobacco is not good for you But like now people To smoke cigarettes You're smoking fucking rat cum And you know Gorilla sneezes

And like you know Fucking black tar That's what's going to Happen with weed Like all the people It's going to become like In like 50 years people Like you don't know what

Real weed is What you're smoking now Is made of you know PVC pipe I don't know I don't think so Why not Because I think

That would just change Everything about it I don't know I mean not that I know anything Well when you can Regulate it and tax it Which is probably What's going to happen

Especially in all places New York I don't know I think it's going to happen I don't think you're going to Smoke PVC pipe Well I mean basically What's in cigarettes now Cigarettes are like

I don't even know You know it's like Fucking like Mesothelioma balls You know just like Wild shit It's crazy too Because like

I don't What is appealing About the cigarette Honestly Personally That's the exact same Approach I have to Weed

Like what's appealing Being high At least there's that though Some people get a high From cigarettes Who? People I mean

Certain things Make no sense to me And it's like The cigarette Just doesn't make sense to me Like I know some people say It's like an anxiety thing Or like it's like

Oral fixation It's like I get that Like after doing it For a while That you just have these Like muscle memory Sort of things Yeah

But like To start Is it just like It looks cool I think it's the Cool factor Because it work Look

That's why you smoke cigars Well also Because cigars Have like a taste Like no one has a cigarette Yeah but Delicious Yeah but no one does that

You smoke a cigar And go Oh Yes You're a freak No I am not That's what like the cigar game is It's like

Yo this is a fucking I've smoked cigars with you And they Taste like mulch No Cigars taste Cigars taste really good But that's what I'm saying

Like in all the people That I know That have smoked cigarettes No one is like I do it for the taste Everyone that smokes a cigarette They're like This sucks

This sucks so much All of my clothes Are gonna smell like this Yeah I remember I knew someone that would Smoke only I love that thing

It's like I only smoke when I drink It's like fuck you You smoke But you have a Problem there as well Yeah So it's all the time And they were like

I would wake up They said that they would Wake up the next morning Feeling worse from the cigarette And they would the drinking That's wild Because I feel Sometimes I wake up

After drinking I'm like Let's never do that again But now Imagine with a cigarette Doing that I can't even I can't

The thing about weed too Is like It seems like a lot of work Just to feel like A little like whoa Right And that's why I have like I'm like

You wanna go the easy route Yeah I'm very lazy You know So I just wanna be like Be able to pick something up I'm like And I'm a little high I don't wanna fucking

Yeah Oh let me I have to fucking Papermission I have to do origami Basically You basically do And my favorite is like

Full transparency Don't know the difference Between joints and blunts You don't know But like when people like Unwrap a fucking cigar And then they're like And they're fucking

Spitting on it Breathing on it And rolling it up And like Smoke what I just Fucking basically Ran through my ecosystem Yeah

It's like what's wrong with you I don't want that It's gross It's funny It is fucking gross I just don't want a lot of work That's why drinking was so easy It's like

Here's the thing You open it But drinking is also Like for taste You know what I mean Yeah But it also like But also

Not I don't know if you just noticed I was like this for like Five minutes I don't know what's going on Maybe I need a weed pen Yeah It's gonna need to relax

Your shoulders Give me a weed cigarette Get this kid a weed cigarette Put some THC in your shoulders No But like that's the thing Like people are always like Well you won't smoke weed

But you'll drink beer And it's like Beer has a taste to it And I'm sure weed does too And again I'm coming from a place That I have no fucking clue About weed at all Yeah

But I think it's just like I've been like Fully brainwashed Into being like There's no point to weed But there's a point to alcohol Right

And I'm very much So a product of that Fucking brainwashed Right And I'm okay with it But that's what I try to explain to you It's like when I was younger I was like

If I smoke weed I'm not gonna be as fast Yeah And it's like All I cared about was sports growing up So I was like I won't be fast I could only imagine

Did your dad ever tell you Like not to smoke weed? No My dad never told me anything Okay Like literally my dad never Like I never had to talk about sex Condoms

Nothing Oh okay Nothing I never had that actually either Funny you say that No one's ever been like Hey don't do this stuff But we were always like

Very against it too though We were very much so like the people Like Yo you're smoking weed? Yeah You're fucking That's it You're dead

Yeah Well no Not you're dead But also like I just I associated with Just being like Like we were like

10 to 13 I would say that was like Prime age of being like I don't want to hang out With people that are like No Smoking and drinking I would say from like

I would say like 14 to like 18, 17 No Cause once I started drinking I was like No drinking Yeah I was fucking all about drinking

No I'm saying like Even when I started drinking I didn't like care Like care This is the thing too And I think that definitely shaped me Into the person I am We

So If you guys haven't heard stories There was a kid in our neighborhood Named Finn That we hung out at his house And yo I don't know how

No one was ever home there So it was like It was a trap house Before a trap house But like It was like a nice trap house Except there were dogs Like bags of dog shit

All over the place And Our friends would go there and smoke I don't know what you're talking about Why? I don't know I don't know I was gonna say like

Around like Some of our friends that would smoke They would Frequently Just look Like idiots They'd look like Like shit

Like they would look Like they were sick And act so like Out of their element That it was like Wow I like personally saw that It was like

I don't want to be a part of that I don't know For me it was like More so like the sport The sports I don't know Joey's afraid of this conversation For some reason

He'll tell me that word No I'm not afraid of this conversation I'm just saying like To me it had nothing to do with like The way that people looked I didn't really like I'm not saying to you I'm saying personally for me

Oh yeah Personally for me Like I remember There was one night in particular That like one of our friends smoked So much weed They turned like green It was like

Yo what the fuck is happening And I always said to myself Like I don't want to be there And it was like I know this is probably Coming from a place of Like I was being judgmental At the time

Which whatever Who gives a fuck But like I would see that And be like I don't want to be The person that people could Pass judgment on that easy

You know what I mean And then I grew to not Give a fuck what people think About me And now you're dead Look at me now And now I'm a fat fuck Now you have

Now you have a A Rocko's modern life hat Sup That you bought at Fuck I shouldn't have told you this Spencers God damn it Guy went into a Spencer

Oh Fuckin' tell me about your job At Universal Studios You fucking loser Careful throwing stones in that Glass house of yours I bought this in Disney like a world No you didn't

You bought it at Universal Studios Yeah Can't even get your Fuckin' parks right Well it's They're all part of it I'm not proud about the fact That I went into a Spencer's gift

At the ripe age of 24 And bought this But I did Wow Hey man Sometimes you live And you learn So that hat's got some mileage on it

A couple years A couple years It's the colors that really got me You know I'm a color flashy boy Yeah okay Yeah And then on top of that I saw Rocko's modern life

I was like that's pretty cool Never watched it What? Never got into it Yeah it was alright Wasn't into it It was cool Didn't like it

You probably check it out On Paramount Plus Didn't get into it Oh man I can't wait By the way Something else I'm adding To keeping it Frank

As you told me on Monday During my stream That you threw out all your silverware And got new silverware And now my spoons Not all of them Not all of them You just threw out a handful of spoons

Instead of washing them 85% of my spoons What was wrong with them? They couldn't be washed They probably could have But it's more of a mental thing Okay When I dropped my toothbrush

On the ground in my bathroom And bought a new toothbrush Well that makes sense Because you're a millionaire So we talked about a couple of things A million You mean a billion? A billion?

What are you insane? I know Joey A couple of years ago That was bad Because you showed me How bad it was I opened your dishwasher And there was mold

Like everywhere In my dishwasher You don't remember that? No At your old place in Long Island City In my dishwasher? Yeah Yes

But in the sink No In your dishwasher You had left food You didn't wash the sauce Or anything off of it And then I remember opening it

And there was fucking fur On your plates And I was like And then you told me Like I just threw it all out And got a new one And I made fun of you for that But these

No fur on them right? No They could have been washed? Probably It's more of a mental thing And I'll be honest with you Right I'm for the most part

When it comes to The laundry But with anything else Like I'm pretty clean And like I keep things organized I'm not really good with dishes either But like I've been better with it

But there was the time Where the reason why this happened Was because I went to Vermont And I was like rushing To get out the door And as I was leaving I was like Fuck I have shit in the sink

Or whatever And then I just had to leave Because they were waiting for me Downstairs And then when I came back I'm like looking at it And I'm just like I can't

Please walk me through Like why I just feel like If there's mold on it Or if there's like This whatever on it Like yeah you could clean it You could put it through the

You know whatever But I'll still have it in my head Of like This could I don't know why But I feel like it still can make me Like I'm Dude you should see me

Like make chicken Oh I'm very very anal With making chicken I wash my hands a thousand times Which is what you're supposed to do If I forget Which plate Or which fork

It's all in the garbage All of it goes And now I throw it away All of it goes to the dishwasher That's why I use a lot of paper plates For like stuff like that Like I am like And that's just how I am

I'm like oh if I forgot Like is this the Cup that I used Is this the Oh And then I just Dude I've always made fun of For like how I

Approach cooking chicken Or like even turkey Because poultry For those of you guys that don't know Is the most susceptible You need to cook it at the highest Temperature in order to burn off All the fucking

You know bacteria That's a scientific For ya Don't know what I just said That's a scientific But I'm like that too Dude if I like If I use this knife

To cut the chicken It goes in It gets washed immediately And then I wash my hands I sanitize the whole fucking station I am very very anal about Like cooking Yeah I

I don't know That's one of my Like fears is biting into Raw chicken I've done it No Not on perp Not like raw chicken

No shit not on perp Not like raw chicken But chicken that I thought Was I cooked And then I bit into it And I was like nah Oh well then That's a part of

Partially raw Yeah That's gross Oh yeah Where was this When did this happen It's like happened In my travels

What are you A fucking nomad In my travels I've been to a raw chicken There's that one video I remember A picture I remember Seeing on ebombs world

In like 2005 And it was someone Bit into a McChicken And it was just raw Oh god Which I don't think that's Even possible Because they come probably

Frozen and cooked Yeah But oh man Something happened Grossness Yeah Let me tell ya Anyway

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