The Basement Yard - #336 - This Teacher Should Go To Jail Forever
Episode Date: March 7, 2022A twisted Louisiana ex-teacher admitted to giving her students cupcakes laced with her husband’s sperm. Does this psycho deserve to be in prison forever? Joe & Frank tend to think so.. Learn more ...about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome back to the basement yard. Always a good time. Always a good time to be back with my co-host and subordinate Joe Sanagato
Hey, how's it going Frank? Thanks for having me. Yeah, no problem. How you doing, man?
I was doing better. When? Before I got in here. That's a little mean. You were in the shower before you got in here
What were you doing in the shower?
If I was if you had to like if you had to do it wait, what are you talking about follow me here
Follow me and I'll let you know if you were like super horny and I came over and like I was in this room
And you were showering in the next room
Would you but what do you?
If I needed to but I I don't really have to do that you don't uh oh cuz Joe has so much sex
That's not what I say master Joe sex Joe. I'm saying I've never compelled to the poem. It's like oh god
I got to get home so I could yeah, like I've heard stories of one of our friends from our
childhood childhood mm-hmm one of our acquaintances
Well not one of our like close friends, okay
He's a little outside of the okay, okay
But he told me one time that he was in high school and he saw a girl and her thong was showing and he left school
Stop swear to God. He's had a jerk off. He's like I went home and jerk off
I've never felt psychotic that that is to me that is psychotic
I've never felt compelled to the point where it's like I need to jerk it now
But if there was ever a time in my life where that would have happened it would have been freshman year of high school
See this is the thing I've seen like in the show sex education
Famously like he sees like a bra strap and he's in his car like in a parking lot at his school
No, I get that and has to do it get that but they're too old for that
Like I remember it being young and being like bro. Is that a bra? No, no, no
I am on it really. Yeah, you were that horny for bras, dude. What I still love bras. Do ya?
Sick braz are all right, bro braz shape the boot legitimately
I am like I had I actively asked Becca the other day like how often do you have to wash bras?
Because is there like titty residue? Yeah, I know like if you sweat if you work out if you have big fat ones
You get soaking wet if you got big fat big bungs, you know, if you got beanbags on your chest
Yeah, I can understand two hamster cages. Yeah, it's just
I don't know just two double bags of dog shit
Yeah, I could like understand but like is there like titty residue like does it like I guess when you're lactating
Maybe when you're a woman and you're lactating maybe bro
They're probably fucking that the whole place looks like the inside of a barn probably
Didn't make that but I
Never understood that people that are like compelled like they need a fucking jerk off
I don't think I've ever that's not true when I had blue balls once in like high school. I it was like surgical
It was like medical at that point. I needed help. You needed to get it out
You know like I needed like my body was full of poison. I needed to get it out. Yeah
Exactly. Um, I don't yeah, so that's never happened to me. I've never been like, yo
I need to get home right now, but I will like if I I
I don't know that I have ever like right now if you ask me I would say that's never happened
But I don't want to say never because maybe it did but I can't mean that means it did but he's not admitting it
ladies and gentlemen, I can't recall ever like
Jerking off at a place that wasn't my house. Yeah, no
I so like when I'm away for like a week that last day the travel day. I'm like when I get home. Oh
You like run in the door like throw your bag on your bed and just like daddy's home
No, no, no, I won't do that
But I'll I'll but I'll definitely be my head be like I'm like gonna torch this pain
I never and I also never understood like we've had people during our life
Within our friend group and outside. Tell us that like they experimented with their own ejaculate that I
I I have never I have always been grossed out by my own body period
But definitely like the secretions whether it be ejaculate or whatever my body is creating that first part go to therapy
Well, okay second part I guess no, no, no, I'm confident poop poop blood pee
Come poop up poop up
Poop up we come poop. Look say this five times. Yes, you come poop. Okay. Come poop. Okay. Come
All of that is not great. Not good. It's not fun. I don't like it
Not a fan never been like one of those you're but you're grossed out by it like you're like oh get this off of me. I mean
Not necessarily but like I
Remember like being like in like middle school high school and like that feeling of like you're done and you're just like
I am the grossest thing on the planet right now. I don't even want to look at myself
You know what I mean like you after where I think Bo Burnham made like the joke in one of his stand-ups where he like
pantomimes jerking off and he's like
You know, yeah, it's like one of those but like the people that like fucking had the wherewithal to be like
And like fucking play with it and shit like that that's not for me
I can honestly say that has never happened that I've ever been like, you know what I'm gonna try this on and I'm like
Yeah, it's never happened for me. Was that a fart?
Yo, did he just farted and it sounded like something's filling up a co2 tank. Yeah, you dirty fuck
Don't come over here. You piece of shit. Okay. Take it easy. Well, he's a dog. Yeah, exactly
It was a fart your daughter shits in your hands like that. She definitely does not do
What was I gonna say come here. Yeah, I never understood have you ever met anyone that has like
Defended that like no, no, it's good for you. No, I have once
What I have once the person will remain nameless
But they said like you need to know like you need to know what you taste like I don't need to know anything
I definitely don't there's certain things don't need to know. Yeah, don't need to know
You know, what's at the bottom of the ocean? I don't need to know that
I don't yeah, I definitely don't want to know that. What's in outer space? Don't care. Don't care
By the way, I'm one of the few people dude. I don't give a fuck if we go to the moon
What dude, I don't give a fuck someone recently was like you don't want to go to Mars and I was like I
Don't want to go to the fucking candy store. You think I want to get up and go to Mars
I barely want to go to Six Flags and that's fun. That's a lot of fun, but to Mars, bro
What do you think I'm gonna get into a rocket ship? What are you crazy?
Yeah, nope. Nope. Nope because then what happens you get there then what happens if like something happens five years until someone gets back to you
And you're fucked dude, then you got a big old fat problem not only that but one of my worst fears
Irrational fears I should say is being in space and all of a sudden I'm getting disconnected
Then I'm just floating until I die dog. I mean, it's not gonna take very long
My understanding of space is like you're dead pretty quickly. No, I would have a good suit on
Well, you would yeah
Like an astronaut suit. Oh, you do they gave you I thought you meant like you get like out of like the release hatch
Oh, no, bro. No, no, no, don't be ridiculous. I mean you just fall asleep
You wouldn't even know I guess I would just like suffocate. I'm more scared about being buried alive
The buried alive part is the one that fucks me up. How would you be buried alive like at the beach?
I mean doesn't necessarily need to be the beach Joey. It could be a fucking park. What's going on over there?
You guys are all
Here he goes now. He's gonna expect you to throw it and he's gonna trample all the cameras
He's gonna he's gonna bark to watch
I I don't like buried alive is more of a fear of mine than than anything else
Wait, are you worried about being buried alive like in your coffin or like?
Well, just you know, like someone like takes me and buries me alive. Like that's that's very scary
That's a bad way to die. Well, this is this is distracting. Charlie. You're fucking killing me, bro
Sit down. You know, you're you're affecting the money
You don't get it
He doesn't care. He doesn't get it. He's a little boy. That's that's white dog privilege. Okay
You said you had a question for me
Yeah, I don't know why but I just wrote this down. Okay, I didn't really know but like I know one of the answers to this
But I know for most people are there more than one. Yeah, and it was what did you want to be when you grew up? Oh
Before SNL because that that takes the easy answer. Yeah, was there ever a thing like a weird thing when you could first remember?
Yes. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah, I remember the first thing I ever wanted to be was a police sketch artist
I don't remember I think you can't even draw. I know I think I was probably like gassed up by my family
Like I would draw like the most basic shit. They were like, you're a great draw
You know how like all kids are great at drawing
But like the reason they tell you that listen if you're a kid watching this everyone told you you were a kid
You're a great jar. It's because you drew like too good for how stupid you probably were
Or it's just you drew anything
Yeah, but like also like your parents go so hard with babies like I like a kid kid like smile at a woman
Oh, he's gonna be a big flirt. Well, that's just a heavy assumption, baby
I have heard this quite a bit where like Becca on a couple occasions has been like I think he has an engineer brain
I think he's gonna be an engineer and I'm like he's six
Yeah, he's gonna be in seventh grade one day and then we'll see where we go for a second
I think he's gonna be an architect. He loves Legos. You know who else loves Legos the earth
It's the most popular game ever. I will say I will I will say
Miles in particular is like wildly good at this stuff
Like he just fucking sits it and like he did one that was like an 18 plus one
Wow, he may build a city with a con then you never know
But I do I my first thing was a police sketch artist and I vividly remember someone being like oh, you want to be a cop
And I was like no just I want to draw the bad guys are those cops
I think it's probably like someone they have to be like sworn in or like like meter maids like they're not cops
Well, they're like part of them. No, but I to my understanding. I thought meter maids. Oh, no, they work for the MTA
Maybe no, I believe they do work for the NYPD, but it's like but I think that's like, you know when you first get there
They just try you out and like hey, you don't do patrol right away. I have no fucking I don't know
But we're gonna talk like we do I I'm pretty sure it's like one of those things
We're like they need to be like a semi sworn in officer, you know where it's like but they don't go out
They don't carry a gun they carry a pen which is fucking dangerous
Are you arguably worse? Well pen is mightier than the sword and the tongue licks them both
What was that last part you never tongue licks them both. Yeah, you never heard that saying who licks a sword well people that are smart
I guess I don't know but the pen is mightier than the sword and the tongue licks the tongue looks them both
Yeah, like writing is like good. It's better than fighting, but like speaking is way better
Also, I don't like pens you like pens. I I I I tried that one where like a pen is it working?
Does that happen still doesn't work. I feel like that works for like quills, but not pens
No, quills you do that to your tongue with a quill you're fucking piercing yourself. Oh, they are very sort of a bitch is sharp as shit
Yeah, but that was the first thing I can actively remember and then I think growing up like every kid wants to be like a professional athlete
To some degree which sport probably baseball. Okay. Yeah, of all the sports. That was the most realistic one
Yeah, well, that's the one we played when you were younger. Well, yeah
I also played football, but then they were like I also went through like weird sports. I went through like
European handball. I remember you went through a rock climbing phase
I would think that you were gonna be a superhero or something. Well, first of all, fuck you
You're like, yo, all the kids in my camp call me spider-man. I was called spider-man at Shibley Day Camp
I do wish there were more people that were around. This was over 20 years ago
So I guess I have no one to you know back me up here aboutch. I
Didn't think I was gonna be a superhero
I also just did it and like didn't think anything of it like outside of like just doing it
But I was fucking good dude like I swear to God
I wish they probably tore that old-ass fucking rock climbing wall down
But like I wrote my name on the inside of that shit because it was like only people that had records did that
I had the fastest time in the camp at one point. Wow, dude
I went up that fucking wall like a son of a bitch
You're walking out there. Well get up to the top of the wall quick enough you walk out with some hoes
Well definitely didn't know you had that one girl
I had two girls that liked me and I had to pick between them and that's when I put my phone background a split in two
What is split in two because I felt like I was split between the two girls
Hold on
You I can't there was two girls that liked you. Yeah, and you were into them both
Yeah, but you had to pick one of them. Yeah, well because so you made your background
It's the word split in two. Yep. It was just split in two. Yeah
It was on my Nokia brick at the time and like you had backgrounds on those phones
It was like I could put like words at the top of it
So it could say like Frank's phone. Oh, you know like hello there and you put split into split in two
Yeah, I would drop first. Oh, you guys don't understand that is the most Frankie thing of all
That was a pretty diabolical thing
I
Listen, I don't I don't actively look at you showed them off you like look
I mean I had to you know
I needed to let them know that I was in fact
Split into a decision is coming
Just know that it wasn't just no it's not an easy one
And that's probably how I worded it too. It was like I sit you both down
You know want to let you know that this was really tough for me like LeBron take my talents the South Beach
Yeah, I'm giving my talents to so-and-so. Yeah
So who had a man's name we've talked about we've talked about her brandy. Okay. Well, there it is
Yeah, I was gonna let them do the digging, but you know her last name. Uh, I
Think she got married so I don't know I remember her maiden name not saying that wait
How do you know she got married keeping tabs on this girl?
Well, we had like early on in fate we were Facebook friends because like I remember I reconnected
I went to like a Mets game with her and like 2006 or something. Yeah, it was wild time for me and Randy
Guys we getting Randy
Why do people think that was like that's how to say horny?
Yeah, where they're like you're feeling but that's like British people they they like to say anything
But the actual word, you know, they won't say, you know beer. They'll say give me a point. Give me a liquor, you know
Second one might not be true, but yeah, I don't know yeah
They say horny is Randy or feeling quite Randy cheeky right now. What is cheeky cheeky means just like like like I think it's like
You know like you do something throwing horny vibes not just horny vibes
But I think it's also like a like a playful like you cheeky bug. Ah, you're like you're such a little
Cheeky cunt. Don't well, that's that's no that's like aggression horny. Well, I don't know
I don't think they you cheeky cunt. I think cunt is like they're like good friend
No, no, that's Australia, bro. No, I don't think so Australia in Australia. I just like like, you know, that's my boy
No, I think that's my cunt. I think no, no, no, I think that's England
They're like, you know, I it's my my pal my boy, you know, I think they say like really like like his buddy
They say it's my blatant cunt
No, but you can like call your teacher that in Australia. Oh, you're silly cunt, and he's like sit down
England I'm pretty sure I think cunt is like a big like England thing and it in Ireland to Ireland
They call each other the wildest shit. Yeah, they they cut it up. No, like those be like your mother sucks hug pee pee
You know, I know it's my good lad. That's my good friend. Yeah, you know, it's a good
That's a good chap drinking beers calling each other's mom's guns
What do they what do they use is like a playful term in Australia cunt, bro? I don't think so, dude. Oh
Telling you bro. I think it's mate
They made it up. They made it up. Oh, no, Britain mates at the fuck. No was good. I might that's that's what England
That's what Australia is known for they also
I think a lot of people mate and we and we don't though. No, we don't start mating. I
You know, I don't mind mate. I don't mind mate. I don't mind bud. I don't mind pal. Yeah, but bud pal suck
No, they're not that bad. This is this is my mate. I might cunt it up
Probably won't work out. Well, my cunt. Yeah, it's probably won't I don't think it'll go it'll go over like a lead balloon
Yeah, I think so. What was the first thing you remember wanting to be?
I
Think it was I have a boring answer. I figured you'd have a cooler one, but I well what the fuck mine was awesome
Yeah, I said I have a boring. Oh, I thought you said figured mine would be cooler like yeah figured mine would be cooler than mine
Oh, it is. That's why yeah. Yeah, that's why I'm saying I don't even know yours, but it's definitely cooler
Well, yeah, it's cuz you had your daddy was a fireman. Yeah, I mean very Irish you Joe
Yeah, I guess this one one direction for angry Irishman. Hmm, and it's fireman or one direction
Like it Nile. He's from Ireland. Is he yeah
Consid up to does he he called the paparazzi had come once, but it was like a playful
Do you know do you I think the term you ever heard the term patty wagon for the cops?
We just talked about this. We did right? It's like an Irish thing, right? It is I think okay
I didn't know if I was talking to you. Well, cuz I think it was like an I like cops
Yes, it was like a colloquial
Derogatory term because all the cops were Irish back in the day and angry and now they're just angry
So they would when the cars would come they call it the patty wagon because it was a carry and a bunch of cops
There's a bunch of officer Sullivan's out there
Sullivan's Oh Hannah or oh horror. Oh Shaughnessy. Oh Shaughnessy
Spells Shaughnessy. It's like S. H. A. and a C. C
I don't know. Yeah, there's like a G in there. I think it's like UGH
Yeah, police sketch artist and then I'm sure there was other stuff in there
Yeah, nothing like super cool though like police sketch artist is fucking hilarious though
Oh, and I did not expect that at all
I remember not being a good drawer like I remember always feeling like this is just like fine, you know
But that might have just been
The good ol' noggin at work. I used to think I could draw and then I went to school and
I don't know if it was the famous Alan Wang or if it was might have been Alan Wang
Alan Wang was a kind of a big dumb idiot. I don't remember him being very good at anything
Sorry Alan. I
Don't mean to he was he was a bit of like yo, I all I when I close my eyes
I picture Alan Wang in like of like horizontal striped red and white shirt. Holy shit, dude
I was thinking red and orange. Well, that's just what dumb idiots wore, you know, like those stripes like they had like
When you think of like kids in the 90s that were like the dumb kid, they had like that shirt
Solid hair solid color pants wild hair and like that hat with a little propeller on it
Yeah, and then just a swirly twirly lollipop
Swirly twirly that was Alan Wang. Yeah, it was Alan Wang
No, but it might have been Richard. No, then that was fifth grade only Richard. No might have been good at drawing bad at speaking English
Yeah, yeah, he was not great at that. It wasn't he I think he was like an exchange student from which is South Korea not the other one
No, but I remember
Going in in the morning
We would all the kids would be in the lunchroom and like you sit with your class and the teacher takes you upstairs
So we're sitting there and he drew a fucking Charizard
Like freehand and I was like this motherfucker can draw like at that
I like that was the point that I knew that like whatever artistic dreams I had or out the fucking window
Yeah, I'm not giving into any
Inappropriate stereotypes, but I will say in elementary school the Asian kids that we went to school with we're just better at everything than me
And you middle school at elementary school. I said, oh, I we didn't go to middle school together
So I can't speak for you, but like bro like think of like the heavy hitters
Dixon Tiffany, you know Richard Dixon one of the fastest kids bro the fat
I swear I convinced myself at a young age and he had spiky hair cuz he ran so fast
Yeah, he was very fast. He was very fast. They were just way better at everything
than me
Yeah, and that's not like I'm not saying what it was but just everything and like mad good drawers
They also had good-ass pencils. They had those pencils that you like load up like guns with the fucking little like yo
Honestly, dude remember those if we're gonna be a little
stereotypical all of the Asian kids and I maybe have ever known in my life throughout the school system in New York have all had
Fire mechanical pencil bro the best fire mechanical they pull out that Japanese like or some sort of Asian pencil case
Yes, there is some heat coming out of it, dude, bro. I remember the first time I saw a mechanical pencil
I was like, what is this sorcery dude a one time?
I got a pencil I think from Alan Wang this dude gave me a pencil and I was like this thing had had like
Tempur-pedic on it, bro. I was like my hand is so comfortable writing
Yeah, they would put the pencil like the pad on it like that little finger pad. Yeah, bro
I remember Tiffany win one time she like
Flipped me up. Yo, she was back
She was a how the fuck was she doing this if any way first and last it's out there
Don't care Tiffany when was out there with mechanical pencils like she was Ringo star dude
Hundreds on every single tech like ambidextrous to she was like doing like reading with this hand math with this hand also a good tennis player
What the fuck bro? She was very good
But I remember she had one pencil that like she turned it was a pencil turned
It was a pen turned it was a stylus and then it had an eraser and everything already it was it was wild
What what is this it was very impressive and they had those also those pencils that were like I said load like a gun
You would like take the thing out put it in the back. Those are so far. Uh, what else are they have?
Oh, they would always have an extra magazine of fucking point seven or point five lead in their backpack. Hell. Yeah, bro
You got lead you got lead. Of course. I got they had it. They had it
They had it was like a fucking barracks in their backpack. Also, I remember I
Remember
One year. I don't remember
What grade it was?
But those were the those are the ones that I can remember it was Tiffany Allen
Dixon and Richard. Well, Richard was fifth grade, but one of them. I believe it was Tiffany. It was
Chinese New Year and they brought in those red packets for everybody does mad good luck
And it and like we all got like a little gift. I was like, yo, this is fine. It was awesome. It was so cool
I remember, you know, they
They always had Tiffany in particular. We used to steal her like I used to steal not steal but ask nicely a case deal
Her like pocky stick snacks. It was like those like breadsticks that were dipped in like yogurt. Love those. Oh, it was so good
Yeah, we're mad good and then you know, but they did like I don't I don't mean a stereotype
And I don't think I'm being inappropriate
But like bro, they had the best best pencils hardware in
Like on the market. Yeah, like without a doubt and then on top of that, they were just also good at sports
They were also like well, I would dominate all of them in sports. Well, because you know manifest destiny
And I just I just actively remember, you know, just being inferior to all of them, especially in drawing, which is how we got here
They would always draw mad good shit like even like those like 90s s's
You know those s's there's like line line line line line like them
But I remember the first time I remember someone drawing that was Dixon and the kid was good at it. Yeah
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So I have a question for you before we get into some other stuff that I know you have on the docket
Uh, I told you I wanted to bring this up, but I actually looped it in because I have a question
Yeah, um, you saw stone cold sea boston's coming back for wrestlemania. Did not see that
I told you that i'm the first person to break the news to you. It's been heavily reported
In all but confirmed, but how much of your because we watch a lot of wrestling as a kid
How much of your personality now do you think was shaped?
From watching like the rock stone cold and people like that just talk shit to each other on fucking wwe
I feel like there used to be a lot. I feel like that was everything at one point
Every wrestling was everything at one point like the stone cold like stone cold and the rock were
Yeah, you don't see that anymore
You absolutely don't how great was it to go to be watching tv
As a kid and watch a guy just throw double middle fingers into the fucking camera
Bro, I I swear to god
I like I legitimately think that most of what my personality was and like to a degree is
Is because of like hearing like the rock like chris jericho just like talk shit back and forth to each other
That's how you learned how to
Well, like I think like you know like the rock was just always like very fucking like quick with it
You know what I mean poetic he was very poetic
And stone cold was just always like at the end of the day. He's like slamming beers slamming beers teaching us to be alcoholics, right, which
We emulated pretty well pretty well
And then just like just telling people to just like, you know, like oh, fuck you. Well without saying fuck you as much as you can
Yeah, I think he dropped some fucks out there back. He probably did if you go cons though because we're this is north america
Is north america they don't say cons are over here. Do they have wrestling like in australia?
They have like their own wwe not wwe because that's like a worldwide brand, but they have their own brands and promotions absolutely
The down the down on the wrestling
You've had better jokes. Yeah, that was not very good
That was not very good down under wrestling
Yeah, that's where I mean you gotta man. I know that they have like small independent
fucking like
Promotions in those areas. Yeah
But I don't know man. I miss stone cold though. I'll watch wrestling mania if he comes back
Will you? Hell yeah, but I need to see him like I don't want to hear him like oops. I don't want to hear him
like being a little
like
PC if I'm if it's so cold out there. I want him to just be like I don't care about your pronouns
You know, but he's actually very liberal. He is quite liberal. Most of the wrestling industry is actually a very liberal industry
People don't realize that. That's funny. I would love to see him just fucking just start stuntering
Everyone random people everyone in the crowd. Yeah, I don't want to see like a single person go unscathed
Yeah, I want everyone to get their own stunner. How bad do you think?
Or how good do you think you would have been if you like decided like yo instead of like being the king of youtube
I'm gonna go and become a professional wrestler. I'd be horrible, bro. You don't think so. You don't think you'd be good
I'm afraid of heights. You don't need to be a high flyer. You could be a little ground-and-pound boy
Yeah, but uh, yeah, I guess so
But you would be a high flyer. You watch way too much jeff hardy to not. Yeah, I yeah, I would probably have to send it but I
I uh
Bro one time I swanton bombed off of my uh
bunk bed onto my dad's bed
I wouldn't do that now
Oh, wow. Yeah, because at one point you wouldn't make it now at one point
My dad slept in a room with me and my brother
Okay
Because he snored
could have could have been the
The status of the marriage as well. Yeah, you know, you might have uh, you could have been the status could have been the snoring
Could have been both you could have read the writing on the wall. Yeah, I mean I I was like guys snores welcome
Um, so that was all I thought of but I being Keith were like wrestling. Oh, you know what?
I don't even think I was wrestling with Keith. I think I was wrestling my action figures
Oh, definitely. Yeah, that's what I used to do when people play with action figures. They go, oh
I would wrestle the action figure. I would suplex a little action figure. Yeah, and I put one on the bed
Mind you, there's a fan
Literally right here and something that you had that I that I know that you had too is they had those like stuffed animals
But it was like sting and goldberg and if that was in a house
It was getting leg dropped period. I don't care those things in the face
But I sw- I did a front flip off my bunk bed onto my dad's bed onto an action figure
That one of the things that we because we've spoken about the 48 tree files was videos that we made as kids a lot
Yeah, one of the things that we have either severely downplayed or not spoken about nearly as much
Is how much of that footage was us wrestling?
And like how uncomfortable it was to watch because anytime we would make a video we would show all of our friends and your family
And then like we would be like, dude, this is so great
And then it would be like intercut with like 16 minutes of us just staging an elaborate fucking
Match at unforgiven, you know a last man standing match at unforgiven between me and you
Yeah, you know where and it wasn't even creative like you were the bus driver and I was the shoe polisher
At one point because I found a bottle of shoe polish. Was it a shoe polisher? Yep
I thought it was toothpick tom or something like that. There that was a different match. That was a different match
Yeah, toothpick tom and I maybe that was when you were uh
I remember my special was I was honking the horn
Yeah, which I would lay on the ground and then you would just push on my chest
Yeah, and we we would like intercut it with oh you and me doing it to the camera
Yeah, no, so me and frankie were not only the wrestlers, but the announcers also the announcers
So we would cut in the middle of the match and go to the announce table and it'd be me and him announcing very winded
Yeah talking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was uh, but a lot of it was just like us awkwardly wrestling
And then like we would be in the middle of it would be like all right smackdown smackdown
Because the video game at the time when you would do your message like your message your special move
Smackdown would pop up. Yeah, and then you'd you know f5 or whatever. Let me do my smackdown. Yeah smackdown smackdown
Yeah, uh, but and then like doing like a frog splash with a pillow on top of our stomach and stuff like that very uncomfortable
I think a lot of who I am as a person is shaped by what stone cold has done in his career
And like the way that he would like talk to people
Dude can stone cold move the guy was wearing leg braces 20 years ago. That's what i'm saying, dude
I don't know if him coming back when wrestling made it's a good idea because
He's I think he's like 57 58
And he hasn't wrestled since 2003
I'm not looking so good for good old stony coldy. Yeah, I don't know
Listen, all I need is to hear that music and see a stunner. Yeah, once that music once that glass shatters
It doesn't matter who's coming out. I'm I'm already hooked. Yeah hook line and sinker. I
I mean, I know I've told the story or you've told the story multiple times, but one of the greatest things was when uh
In in high school when you said
On the last he did the morning announcements and then ended it with and that's the bottom line
Because so cold said so. Yeah, I got I got yelled at which teacher uh adam tenowski. I'll let it fly
Don't give a fuck. Wow. Okay. First and last mr. Tenowski. Yeah, he he like pulled tight
He was not happy and I was like cool with him like we were boys
And I did it because remember it was like in the main office. They had like those like giant ass like 1960s fucking radio control towers in our office
And uh, I remember me walking out and he was in there and he was like, who do you think you are?
What what do you do? And the principal was just like dude come into my office
But hey man, I will never forget hearing the the
Hallways erupt in laughter. Yeah, uh, that was that that's like one of my it honestly does and I try to mr. Tenowski
No, no, no. Well, yeah, he was cool. But I guess not that day
Cool that day not a good time for teachers, by the way right now. There's some stuff going on
What what happened with teacher? Well, it's first of all, let's be very clear about something
Never a good time for teachers underpaid underappreciated undervalued. Um, well
You're gonna want to take that back after this story. What? Um, oh
Yeah, yeah
Franky we talked about talking about this for sure. So I guess he just forgot
I just realized what I was doing
Oh boy, yeah, so this is funny and not fucking funny at all not at the same time part of it
Wild let's just be honest here
Some things are funny and not fucking funny at all. Yeah at the same time the fact that they happen
Is crazy funny. It's funny to be like what? Yeah, like, you know, like the like the term
life is stranger than fiction
You've heard that but the tongue licks both but the tongue
Like in certain like when something happens, you're just like, yo, that's wild that it happened. Yeah, but it's fucked up
Yeah, so this one
Is uh, it's a heavy one. It says x teacher. So yeah, let's just say this before we get to what she did
Got fired. Well, did she get fired?
Maybe not for this. I think she was a teacher like years ago. Oh, I don't know whatever. Well, thank god. Yeah
x teacher, uh, who fed students semen laced cupcakes sentenced sentenced to 41 years
For anyone who didn't understand what I just said this woman brought in cupcakes for her students
and laced it with her
gross
husbands semen
That's that's a jaculate. That's calm. That's frothy ejaculate for those of you that don't know
That's what that is. Do you think if you wicks? Well, like, you know how you whisk, uh egg whites. It becomes a meringue if you whisk
Don't ask me that. Okay. Don't ask me that
A twisted louisiana x teacher who admitted to giving her students cup
By the way, louisiana
Uh, let's just say let's say to giving her students cupcakes laced with her husband's swarm has been sentenced for 41 years prison
Uh, synthia perkins first and last
Uh, wait, okay. She's in prison. Oh, yeah
Fuck her to death. What's she good? Well, no, I mean like fuck her to hell. I mean, that's yeah, yeah
Hope she goes to hell. Yeah. Well, forget the fuck. She's already on her way. Joey's gonna fuck her on the way
I'm not fucking anybody. Okay, uh, synthia perkins
36
Was sentenced friday after cleaning gives you a second second
There's a lot of stuff in there. Yeah second-degree
rape child pornography
YouTube sorry about that. Yeah, you might want to we're gonna be demonetized. You might just want to no possibility of parole for 40 years
Bro
This is the woman this woman looks like every fucking teacher
Yeah, yep sounds sounds like every teacher in the world too
Dude these people are sick. Yeah, what what what are you getting out of that?
What was that one more time? What are you getting at? Why would you do that?
Not only why would you do it, but like how would you have the like
Fucking a bill. Oh my god. It was a junior high school. Yeah, they're big kids. That's bro. I was young
That's 12. That's 12 to 15. This is weird to say, but I was hoping it was at least high school
Yikes, Joey. I was hoping it was old. I don't know why I don't think there's a good age period
No, I do. I think that the younger you get the worse it gets
No, no, I think it's bad. Okay. I obviously it's bad if she was a college teacher now
I wouldn't feel as bad
About well, there are other things that she I would feel bad
But that's what I'm saying other things that she did or fucking put this woman in prison for
Yeah, this woman should die in the prison. She will hopefully um
But like if they were college age students that were eating these cupcakes and I mean, let's be honest
Most colleges kids are eating wild shit as it is. Okay, Frankie. That's enough
No, but I'm saying it's it it's uh, it's not it's not good, but also, uh, so this is her husband and uh
Uh
She filmed her husband supplying semen for the cupcakes that were later fed to children at the high school at the junior high school
That's the part to me in these stories that always gets me is that
Not only like it was mixed into desserts and energy drinks
Oof
How do you mix it into an energy? She's making her own energy drinks for loco. There you go
Might have just discovered the new for loco
How well, how do we know original for loco wasn't this woman? We don't know and it's from Louisiana
Is it it's what she's saying Louisiana. Oh, I thought you were saying four locals. Oh louis
I don't know where the hell four locals from but it's gotta be louisiana or space
It sent you there. It didn't bring it didn't come from there though
Um, but like that's the part of these that always gets me is that they have the wherewithal to not only come up with the idea
But then execute it and then film it
And it's like what how fucking wild are you?
That you like during that whole process you're never like bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea bad idea
Because you like they know what they're doing. They're getting off on like
The the secrecy or the fucked up nature of it, but it's like you look at this woman
This freak yeah, we could say it and uh
She looks
Like a normal like you know what i'm saying like oh why does she look normal joe?
Okay
No, but she just looks like any other teacher that would be in a school and you're like
This is the person that is lacing cupcakes with semen and feeding it to kids
Terrifying bro. I would say this
And none of it not not that none of it was happening
But we weren't like living through the information age with all social media and everything gets reported when we were going through
school and honestly with all of this
Knowing the kind of person I am and the amount of anxiety I had especially when I was younger
It would make school terrifying
Yeah, between all of the shit that goes on that results in the death of children and then the fucking drug problem
And then we got fucking this shit for all we know when we were kids and probably was happening
Our teachers are just fucking fingerblasting each other in the back of the like the classroom when we weren't seeing
Well that we knew we well, you know
But like now everything is fucking online and everything is documented and shit like that
Nothing happens in a classroom realistically without someone knowing about it outside of that classroom
so the fact that this like
happened in the first place and
Like we didn't find out until recently is is pretty fucking crazy
dude also like
And listen imagine you're one of these students
What kind of teacher was she too was she like the like the cool teacher or did she have shitty like
I'm not saying the kids were bad kids
But like I've been pretty fucked up to some teachers and done some pretty fucked up shit
No, I don't think it was like revenge because kids were like tormenting her
I think that she was just like a fucking psycho. I want to hear some evil shit
It's fucked up, but it's funny when I was in sixth grade there was a teacher who will remain nameless
And art the sixth grade I went to was fucking rough dude. It was a bad school and
We all like would do like lunch periods
So like the sixth grade had the lunch period same time seventh grade had the lunch period same time and whatever
and there was one
Year my time when I was there in sixth grade
There was like a handful of lunch periods that this teacher would be at the lunch period and they were a vietnam vet
So the kids in the lunch room would like to start screaming like get down. No, bro
I
Would scream shit like you're like get down go go go go
I didn't contribute I could say confidently I did it because I I I wasn't in on the joke because I didn't get it at first
So when like everyone was doing it, I didn't understand. I was just laughing because kids were just screaming shit
Yeah, but then when I found out I was like, you know, that's fucking diabolical, dude. Yeah, that's so fucked
But like junior school kids are pieces of shit. They don't deserve this. That's for sure
Yeah, no, you don't you don't if there was a cupcake that was laced with cum and you knew it. Would you still eat it?
No vanilla
Frankie, do you think the I like vanilla icing that much? No, no, no. I'm saying like what's your favorite cupcake?
Like a fun fettie fun fettie cupcake with like fun fettie Oreo ice cream
I don't know if that's a real thing, but I don't you just named two different things
Uh, uh icing. Did I say ice cream or ice cream?
Okay, all right
Like he was like, yo like have this and like then after when you found out it was a cum and you just be like, oh, no
Or do you be like
It's still kind of good
I mean
Full disclosure go ahead
I think that I wouldn't be able to tell
I you you'd be really upset if you could though
Well, I'd be upset regardless. Yeah, I'd be upset dude
Don't fucking my food because that's like my one of my that's why I don't send food back
I the food would have to be inedible for me to be or is that the word? Yes
In order for me to send it back
Like they would have to show up and put a chicken on my plate that they didn't even put on a pan
I'd be like, oh, it's raw. It's a little raw and even then I'd be like shit. Yeah, I shouldn't have done that
I almost got the cops called on me in college for messing with someone's food
Would you do their food? So we were um, I lived my first year of college
I lived in a suite and uh, we would fuck with each other. We prank each other one of my sweet mates had
You know, like he bought like a half gallon of milk for his protein shakes or whatever
And uh, I jerked off. No, I'm kidding
No, I remember I bought uh, like super powered laxatives that came in like a pill form
And I crushed him up and put him in the milk
And boy did he shit his pants. Really? Yeah, dude, and uh, like we told our r.a. Like in like Pat
Because we all thought it was funny and we told the kid think it was fun
Yeah, he was like, yeah, that was good. Like that was funny. He was a good sport about it. He was also we was british
Um, really his mom was british. Uh, did he have an accent when he wanted to
That means no no when he won't like with certain words
He would be able to pull it off and like when he met girls he'd be like a lot
You know, uh, but we like told our r.a. and passing and they were like
We have to call campus police
And I was like, why and they're like, it's a crime to fuck with people's food and we're like
But we're not like
Fuck like we're not mad about it and they were like doesn't fucking matter
And like we convinced them to not call campus police
But like yeah, it almost became a big fat problem for good old franky boy. I have a big milky problem
That would have been a big milky shitty problem. Yeah
I want have you ever taken a laxative?
Uh, yeah, I had to get colonoscopies. Oh, yeah, I forgot about I'll never understand how my body can like exert that much force
What even is in a laxative? What does it do?
Bro, it cleans you out. I know. I know it makes you shit. Don't don't how how what is it doing?
The way ipikak makes you throw up this makes you shiced
Like it it bro. It literally
I cannot explain like you need to take like a medical grade one
Like you can go and get like mere lax or you're whatever it's called from like fucking cbs
But if you get like these like
Like medical grade like prescription ones
Bro, you'll it's gonna be an afternoon whole afternoon
A 24 hours. Whoa, bro. The first one that I took I took it. I drank it five minutes later. It was like stop
Five bro five minutes later. If you were not at a bathroom
It was a dude. It was a problem like there was nothing you could have done
It was insane. I'll never forget that you should do it vlog it
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We've been flirting with this idea of getting a 10 000 patrons. We got to like I think 9600 is our our most
That's our peak if we get to 10 000
I think you should get a colonoscopy get a colonoscopy and and I'm not gonna film myself shitting not shitting but like
Like they're like drinking the the laxative and then afterward like you describing your body
Just like a day vlog of me like I've shit again bro. You won't believe what your body does
It's kind of you need to like you need a you need to find like a like a rectal colorectal surgeon
Why is everything assholes with me? I mean I already shoved a what did I do an enema?
Did you do an enema? Yeah, that's right. That's on there. You can go check it out all those old episodes by the way
Sign it up. You got him today. It was so funny when I did that enema video on patreon
Some people are like we didn't even get to what you think I was gonna film my asshole for you
Come on guys. This isn't only fans. Yeah. Well. Oh, no. No, Frank. Yeah, 10,000. No 11,000. Um, no, but yeah 20,000 patrons
I'm not showing my asshole to anybody for 20,000 patrons. Joe. I know
You're pretty penny. Yeah, would but I got this thing just say that you would so they can do it and then we can
Bail we could take a really tight lip picture of your mouth and say it was your butthole
Just do a little like I feed you oreos and take a picture of your mouth and say it's your butthole
Feed me oreos. Yeah, I guess a little brown in there a little black
What is your asshole? What do you but your asshole has crumbs in it like an Oreo from
What do you think what does your asshole look like?
I I've seen it one too many times. No, I've seen it because I made you look at you made me look at it
And I was very upset about it
Pretty cool. No. No. No. No. I told you mine's like purple. Yeah, that's
Probably something you should get checked. No, it's just like white get to 10,000 patrons soon because Joey needs this
This is pretty dire. Yeah. A doctor hasn't seen my asshole. Maybe ever
No, no, they've seen it. They've definitely seen it. I've never been you're too cute
I've never been fingered. I can guarantee you've been fingered. I've never been fingered. You sure about that. Yeah
They're gonna make you a boy
I can't wait until you have to do this stuff because your story is gonna be great
Can I be the person that drives you to and from when you get your colonoscopy?
Why I can't go no, you can't you need someone to drive you there and back
Why because you go under anesthesia
Really? Yeah. Oh my god. I have to go to sleep
Where do you think they're gonna keep you want to stay awake for it?
When they pump a fucking hose of of air in your asshole with a camera. Is that what they do?
Yeah, they bro. They literally tell you like oh you do big farts after too, right?
You fucking let it rip beyblade, baby. That I'm gonna be excited about. No
Dude farting is like fire. It doesn't feel cool at all farting. No, like the bigger and longer the fart the more I'm having fun
Really? Yeah, bro. I don't get that
I definitely do not understand that you hate when when air leaves you
I just I don't like I don't feel you got separation anxiety with your hair
I guess I do. I don't feel any joy when my body does anything like
Like body related, you know what I mean?
that what
Anything body related like when it's like making like like when I'm burping or like when I'm farting or something
I'm just like this. I hate every second of this. Yeah, I mean I
Yeah, I gotta go get one 10,000 patrons 10,000 patrons, uh
Probably go anyway. Yeah, we'll have an interview with the doctor and they'll talk about your asshole
Can you imagine like describe it? Where does it rank?
percentage rise
In what percentile is this a cute butt? I've not seen many buttholes. I would guess that you have how many things you've seen
I
My own
Maybe like maybe three
No, bro, you've seen way more than I don't know about three. First of all, every girl you've ever had sex with Jesus christ, joey
What's wrong with you, bro? All right, so 10 10,200. No, I'm saying you see assholes during sex, especially when you're necessarily
Okay, doggy style. There's an asshole right there. You're not necessarily looking at the asshole. You don't fucking make
You don't make contact with the eye of sauron. What are you doing this?
You know, maybe some people are joey. No, maybe it was a very religious moment. Oh, you're looking to we put the
Sheet in front of us in between us
No, and we only made eye contact and said I love you back and forth. You've seen some holes, bro
I don't I can't think of that many honestly daughter. Jesus christ, joey
That's my daughter. I'm we're talking about we're not saying anything sexual. You literally just said all the sex
No, because yes, because that is when you've seen one. I don't like this time my brothers. I don't like whoa
Yeah, they used to do getting mooned in the 90s. You've seen buts getting mooned in the 90s. You butts
They don't show you a hole. No people show holes. Who's keep showing you his asshole
He didn't know the rules. What's his asshole look like?
It's just like a butt run in the middle asshole. Yeah, it's just like a textbook nothing that nice
Nothing to talk about. I mean, that's that's an untouched, but I'm if I don't like things nearer around my butt
I can imagine keith is like angry about the idea of something
Yeah, I don't think he's like wiped because he just want to get near it. Yeah
Let's text keith right now. Ask him like if he what's the thought of him doing a colonoscopy with you
What do you mean? I think people would like on patreon to see some keith sanagato content
Me and him getting one together. Yeah, just like holding hands
Playing next to each other with tubes in our ass like a couple. Yeah, like a couple's there a couple's the massage
No, I don't know about all that
You can't get a tandem colonoscopy. I'm sure it bro money money talks. You can do anything if you got the right amount
That's not true. Danny got a colonic
I don't know what that is. It's like they clear out your intestines. So like
He showed me a video because they have a screen
And they like shove a hose in you and they literally just like leave the faucet on
Yeah, or something like that, right? Yeah, and you can see on the screen
And it's just like little poops little particles
And bro all of a sudden it looked like a killer whale
What?
It was like a big shit. Oh, yeah, they clear out your whole thing. That's disgusting. Yeah
Where do you get this done?
But I think it's like
I don't like there's probably always a little bit of poop in your intestines
I mean, yeah, it does it your all your your intestines are like 30 feet long to think that there's like nothing in there
That's just backed up. So imagine getting like just a completely empty intestine
That'd be weird, dude. I feel like you'd feel so skinny probably you'd feel skinny
That's what they that's what they should do before they do like weigh-ins before like a lot. Yeah
Like bro like a weigh-in you need to like shed weight for a UFC fight
Yeah, but they've been eating fucking egg whites and 10 gallons of water a day
So they're not full of anything. What they're full. They're full of something. It's just a matter of where it is
I guess so
Come come teacher
The come teach. That's how we that's crazy
If you had if you thought one teacher that we had growing up would do such a thing. Who would it be? Laverso
Jesus
That's not my answer. Who?
Probably bamboo
No, he was cool. He was cool as shit. I know but he was kind of a mystery to me
He was a little bit of a mystery. He was old greek gym teacher. So yeah, he was either awesome or had a lot of skeletons
Disclosure
My guy fucked with him heavy. Well, he loved you because you were good at basketball. Yeah, and you know just cute
Well, that second part makes me
You're gonna tell me he didn't think you were cute. I don't know
I also one thing that I will say about being like a gym teacher, especially
I need to applaud mr. Pambukas because
He never took advantage of his job. I I did one
Summer where I did an after-school program where I filled in for my sister for like a week because she like I think she like
That's when her she tore a cl or something. I don't you know, but a bunch of torn ACL is my family. Yeah, you're all fucked up
so, uh
I filled in for her and it was like during the summer. So it's like there's no like class or anything
So they like play for the most part
And at one point it was me and Keith
Uh who were there?
And a bunch of other teachers also, but it's like you're in the gym and all the kids play basketball. They do whatever
dude
I couldn't fight the urge. I tried but blocking children is one of the greatest things ever
Playing sports and being aggressive against children in that sport is too fun
And i'm too much of an ego maniac that I find who's the best basketball player and fucking D up
Yeah, you should post up bro. See if they could score on you make this kid feel just pathetic
Ruin his dreams because you know, he's dog and everyone else there
But that day I put little fucking Tommy on my team
You know what I mean? Who never gets picked and then we fucking meet Keith bro
I saw Keith. There was this kid. I forget his name, but he was it was like this kid
He was like a bigger kid. He was kind of fat and he just complained the whole time
His name I think was like it sounded like Muhammad backwards. It wasn't Muhammad. It was Muhammad backwards
However, you pronounce that but it was something like that and he was just such an asshole to everyone, bro
Keith
Blocked this kid. He went to go take a shot. He's like, oh, no one's passing me the ball
Like I get to the ball. He went to go shoot Keith punched it
I think he almost popped the ball. It was the greatest thing ever
Send it into the uh, fucking
Keep crying keep crying told on the teacher. He's like, I'm telling the teacher. He's like, I am the fucking teacher
Yeah, what are you gonna tell him bitch? I am me. I'm the fucking I'm everything. I'm the the the I am the manager
Yeah, what was that the the fucking judge jury and executioner motherfucker
We were just blocking everyone. It was a great day. I was so tired from just destroying kids
Yeah, good for pan boobies for holding it back because if I was like a gym teacher with little kids
Bro, I'm I'm sending your shit and then when you're kid when your parents are there
I'm double sending your shit. Yeah, like I'm letting him know like yo, he was like good
But like I'm better, you know, so like what's up? Yeah, exactly. You know, I would not be a good gym teacher
You would be the best gym teacher joey. Shut the fuck. No, I would teach kids how to play or whatever
But I would just get involved you would you would be like all right today. We're playing
Basketball and they're like, we don't want to play but you were fucking playing basketball
You're playing one on one with me. Yeah, I say you got an a in the class. You got you got a score on you
Yeah, I would just be sending shit. That would be fire. That would be so fire
Dude steal the bacon
Dude steal the bacon my favorite was nukem, which is a made-up game, but we played and it was the best
I think it's a real game. I don't know about that there, but yeah
I think uh, it was fake and we were the best people in the world
Yo, do you ever stop and think that like and I know this is a heavy elementary school episode, but like who get the fuck?
um, it's already demonetized uh
Do you ever stop and think that like our fifth grade class was like the shit like we were like the famous kids
At that school. What are you talking about bro?
We were like all of our parents were like the pta presidents and fucking treasurers and blah blah blah
And like we were in like this with all the teachers like no one else had it like us and then we left and that school just sucked since
It's true dawg. We were the fucking best man
2003 ps2 no one did it better than us. Was that the year? Yeah, see you were graduated fifth grade
Oh, yeah, that's right 2003. Yeah
Who was who was the kids?
My mom wasn't there yesterday. Me, you, chelsea, laurence. Oh chelsea. Oh laurence. Megan
We had a fucking jamey. We had broke jamey. We had a fucking crew dawg
Yeah, all their all their parents like worked in some capacity of the school. What's up or the pta like head honchos
Yeah, you know, we were everywhere and nowhere
At the same time. Yeah more nowhere than anywhere mostly. Yeah mostly, but like well school dances were fucking tight too
Bro, there was no better time to run away from people and hide from girls and like have like six people dancing in the middle
Yeah to the fucking cha cha slide or like the monster mash
Monster mash is a banger banger named one other halloween song
And not like a song that was like repurposed as a halloween song like thriller
I don't know
um
Dominant oh my god, I was gonna say dominic the donkey christmas
frankenstein
No, what that's a character
Wait monster mash
Do you know any
There's got to be something more to spider
That we're missing here itsy bitsy spider. No, no, no not that one. Just a halloween
I mean like people have taken halloween movie musicals and like said those are halloween songs like fucking hocus pocus
And nightmare before christmas werewolves of london bro. That's not a christmas halloween song
Uh, somebody's watching me. I always feel like that's just a weird song. Yo, holy shit. Is there not halloween songs?
Look it
Don't fear the reaper is a fucking halloween song. No, it's not. No, no
A very good song
Creep no
Monster man, bro, there's no halloween songs. There's one we need to make a base. Whoa, bro. We should make a halloween album
Let's do it. Me and you baby
9500 patrons will do a song for every holiday
It'll be the basement yard does the holidays
Bro, that's so weird. There's got to be halloween songs
I'm setting up a lot of things for this patreon here. Apparently dude
Jesus, um, yeah, I think we can we can wrap it up. No halloween songs. So don't we have more ads or is that it? No, no, no
Okay, I put them foot them all right there. You put them all right there right there
Well, thank you for coming and hanging out. I appreciate it. Joe. Hopefully we can have you back sometime
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Colonoscopy and then maybe we'll do some holiday songs for you
Hell, yeah, that'll be fire. Yeah, I will
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