The Basement Yard - #346 - The Pope Said It's Okay!

Episode Date: February 5, 2024

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Welcome back to the bass. Welcome back to the bass me. Yeah People it's me Joe. I love cock. No You do no Technically kind of technically hey folks welcome back. Yeah. Oh Josh by the way the editing for that. We're gonna show me Yeah, yeah, well he gets it he got he's been doing this for a while. He gets it um, but uh Yeah, last night I did eat dick. Well first At a restaurant. No, no, no, no, no, no, Josh. You know where to edit that too. All right

last night I did Pizzle it said it said Pizzle kind of makes it sound Pizzle and testicles better But it was a soup. Welcome back weekly episode doing it live large in public backwards hat white t-shirt. You okay? Oh You wanted to show off his tattoos fun fact the other day someone asked us about Roman numerals and he goes as if I don't know Take it easy brother. I also pointed to the wrong arm. Yeah, you also did point to the wrong arm. It happens. So wait, we're jumping in hot, heavy.

You're going fucking feet first. Head first, feet first. What do you, head first? But when you do a pencil dive, you dive, you go feet first. Who does that besides children? And people who are jumping off of tall cliffs. What's that tallest cliff you've jumped off of? Not that high, I'm scared.

At the lake house, they had two rocks. You remember those rocks on the other side of the- Oh, the suicide rock? One was called suicide rock. Multiple people have died? Yeah, one was called chair rock. You can't jump off them anymore. There was one summer where six people died,

and they were like, all right, we're no more. But I'll give you five chair. I never jumped off suicide rock. I jumped off chair rock and that was maybe like 12 feet. Yeah, crazy. But suicide rock was like, I was up there, dude. And the thing about suicide rock is like it went up and curled like that and you stood up here. So you had to run? So you had to like run down and jump off? Yeah. And that's what people would happen is like, cause the rock underneath, they hit the rock underneath

and they wouldn't come back up. It was a suicide mission. I have to tell you, there was one time where, like my dad would bring us on the boat and he'd dock the boat, not dock the boat, he'd anchor the boat. We'd get out, we'd swim around, blah, blah, blah. And the cops come over and they're like,

hey listen, we need you to pull the anchor and leave this area. Right, I was like, why? He's like, someone went under and we don't know where they are. Ew, you were swimming under a dead body, on top of a dead body. Yeah.

Ew. We moved the boat and we looked and we watched them pull someone out right where we were Right fucking where we were no no no I swear to God. I could never swim I can't listen I feel bad. Why are dead bodies so disgusting? I just some of them are kind of cool, but like Which who's like the way that a dead bodies cool the way you die could make it cooler But like when people drown they get like white and they get blown And they get well that happens all the time because that's true. Yeah, the gases in your body are leaving So like that happens period I

Haven't a friend. That's an other taker. I'm not friends with the undertaker I don't know if I'm a lot is this term like still like politically correct now undertaker. She's like an undertaker or like a mortician Yeah, mortician, whatever it is, but she like She's cool with dead bodies. You like daps them up all it's every day for her She puts makeup on them for her day ever like any time I talk I'm like any big cocks and she's like that's the first thing you ask Any big dead cocks? Well, you know if you have a good-looking dead dick I can only imagine imagine imagine if that shit had the sun hitting it. Yeah, imagine.

It had some fucking, yeah, some good ol' vitamin D. But she would say, yeah, all that stuff. And I remember learning about it during school. It was like, all this stuff happens to your body after, like rigor, rigor mortis. Yeah. Where like, your hands like stay like this. Yeah. There's a lot of different stuff.

Yeah, we were swimming on top of a dead body yeah oh that's so disgusting what did it look like white like white as like the wall I was gonna say the wall but that one's green yeah that one is very very well you just why did you stick around what's wrong with your dad his children you know men of that generation they're like you gotta see you guys see you gotta see what happens when you die Yeah, it's like you know, oh don't need that dead bodies are so Have you ever seen a dead body not in like a funeral setting? I Don't know hmm

maybe Like I think that's something that would stick with you Well, there was one time that I was driving and it wasn't a dead body But I drove by and I saw like a sheet over a person in the street Oh, and I popped a u-turn like yo what the fuck and you went to go see the sheet No, no, no, but I went with a little what happened nosey little bitch. Yeah. Yeah, but then you know, it's funny I made a u-turn and I drive back and then I saw oh they're filming something and I was let down that someone didn't die You know what I mean?

It's not a real dead body someone fuck. He's alive under there. I feel bad Yeah, I hear you I feel bad because I'm definitely the type of person in traffic where I'll be like someone better be dead And then I drive by and no one I've never seen that happen, but like I'll be like That was kind of mean. Yeah, nice like and people love looking at giant crashes of who hope they're okay yeah well you don't know why is that a saying where people like you can't look away like it's a car crash like definitely look away I'm honest I can't look away really I have to see everything like if I have a thing if someone told me like oh there's a video of like I saw one of those something happening. I saw one of those earlier

I don't want to talk about it too much but I saw one of it. Looks like you're gonna bring it up though. Yeah I said too much. Okay. So I'm gonna I'm gonna once I say it we'll never talk about it again. I'm gonna have questions. It's it was like a tech CEO at like an event. Oh and he fell. And he was on like a wire thing and it was gonna come down. It's like a big like, you know, like we're here, Silicon Valley. And it snapped and he fell and didn't make it,

unfortunately, sad. Very sad stuff, but it's true. Why do we watch that? It's we're like freaks. I don't know, we're sick. Bro, this is why like the internet wouldn't have been able to be around for like Harry Potter, because isn't there that like thing,

the Thestrals who can only see them if you've seen death? What are you saying right now? Everyone, the internet wouldn't have been able to be around for like Harry Potter because isn't there that like thing, the Thestrals who can only see them if you've seen death? What are you saying right now? Everyone, the internet now. No, where did Harry Potter come from? What are you talking about? I'm just, I'm thinking of like, and Harry Potter, remember the thing for those of you guys that don't know Harry Potter,

there are like certain animals, mystical animals that you can only see if you've seen death. Remember? Thestrals I think they're called. Okay. And like now with the internet we all see someone die in some capacity. I guess. You know rotten.com we'd be seeing that Dexterals walking all over the place. We've brought that up so many times. There

was a famous video that went viral you ever see it where the guy's like he's like at like a press conference or something and then why are we talking about this? Death but then but then he gets like an envelope and he just takes out a gun and shoots himself. No, I So I saw that when I was young. Oh and it reset No funny reaction to what I'm saying. Oh Well, I feel bad for your innocence. It was it was ripped from you and shut I was rewinding it I was fascinated by it really but blood is just pouring Come on the baby you tubes, dude. Yeah. yeah yeah I'm not I'm not showing the video I'm just saying I'm sure people have seen it they know what

I'm talking about because it was like a very viral thing that's not nice that's not good I was I didn't love it but I saw it tweet once and it was like JK Rowling said that Harry Potter takes place during the 90s and that's the most unrealistic thing because at no point in time Did any of the kids at Hogwarts just go man the bulls are on quite the run, you know Yeah But you had so you ate a date you ate a dick I went to this place I believe it's pronounced knocks, but you're skipping the free plug. Huh huh? Yeah. I mean it's a new restaurant. It's very good

It's a it's Filipino food and they had a soup that had Penis and balls in what what kind of penis I believe bull, but I don't know was I think huge No, it was all chopped up. Oh They didn't give the bull like you didn't you couldn't even like sit there and rebel at this bull's cock while you're eating it Just like by the way good for you. No, it wasn't shaped like a carrot or something. They just chopped it up Yeah, it was like mixed up. Was it like chewy was it just like regular I? Don't know which meat was which I'm assuming they taste different. Well, it was dick and balls, right? Yeah, it was all mixed up into the was there any you couldn't make any distinction between either of them I could I knew that there was like two different types in there

But I didn't know which was which one of them was a little more chewy than the other. That's gotta be the dick. I Was assuming that it's gotta be the dick because the you can't you can chew on a dick. You can't chew on balls Not with that attitude But I think about it, like you could- It was mad good though. Like you know like those old rubber little guys you'd put on your finger that when we were kids they'd always be in goodie bags, you could chew on them. I feel like that's what a dick would be. Okay.

No? A dick's like a muscle, right? It's just muscley? Yeah. But isn't like steak like most the muscle steak is muscle yeah why would it be I mean I guess steak can be chewy if you don't like yeah if you like if you eat raw steak I can imagine yeah it's true it's very very chewy I've seen videos of these weird whites just eating raw steak well this fucking liver King guy that's out there and he's doing like

he's mixing I saw one I had a turn away and it's funny I'll watch the people fucking dying painful death. I literally was gonna say but I'll be like ill raw chicken No, no, no I've watched the video of a guy shooting himself in the mouth multiple times but watching the liver king eat up like a liver as like gross dude he put like it was like heavy cream and just like Several raw chicken breasts in a blender and blended it up and drank it and he's like, this is the best stuff. This guy, it's funny.

He's like, listen, I don't know the liver king. I know that there was some stuff that came out that he actually did use some, you know, I mean, he admitted it. He was doing fucking stuff. Yeah. But like, he doesn't look healthy, right? Like he doesn't look so red. He looks like he sneezes so much and holds it all in.

You know what I'm saying? Like this guy just- He looks like he's been farting inside of himself for 10 years. And it's just going out. Like he's not gaining muscle. He's just getting more air in his butt. Yeah, but he is strong,

but also there's a lot of air in you. Yeah, well apparently that could have been the, you know, anabolic steroids that he was maybe ingesting. It could have. And he looks always sunburn. Yeah, he doesn't look like healthy. He looks like, you know that one kid everyone knew in high school that never did coke but looked like they did all of the coke? We didn't have a kid like that in my school. Oh, that's right, because in your school they all admitted doing Joey went to fucking preppy Catholic school where if they weren't doing drugs They were fucking blowing lines off the pastors wing-wangs

Jesus, maybe that's what you were eating. No, what would you do? Honestly? Yeah, honestly, honestly, honestly Yeah, if tomorrow this restaurant gets shut down because it was like and it's like by the way it was It was person-pizzle It wasn't like fucking um, I don't know that that would have a huge effect on me. You wouldn't be like You would have a moment like I would have a moment of being like ill you just made me a cannibal But then I've also already been on record saying it was delicious Those Filipinos they really know how to spice up a human dick. Yeah, well, I guess so yeah But all the foot literally every single dish we had at this place was good

What was the suit was it like a like a like a bisque soup or like it was like I don't know what a bisque is Bisque is like a chowder. It's like cream-based kind of no it was like it felt like a brothy thing cream based kind of no it was like it felt like a brothy thing Sounds really good. I had no it was very good. I had a fat lobster bisque last night Did you I've never had lobster bisque what I would like one it's really I mean you need good lobster bisque You can't get like dog shit lobster bisque. What do you think? I'm going to like a fucking drive through at Wendy's I don't know I don't know You know, but they they were like you want a half portion or whole portion I was like oh half half because I was also getting a big old fat steak. Oh

You're big on the like Full meal, but I want a French onion soup or some sort of yes So here's what so you like a pre pre dinner soup back and I went out to dinner with friends and it was we got fucking we got Octopus let me tell you it was, we got fucking, we got octopus. Let me tell you, it was like a spicy. It was bulpo, like a spicy. You know, I don't, don't ask me the name. Some really good fucking Godamad.

Gollumad. Yeah. Hey, um, one Godamad please. Do you say gollumad? No, I say calamari. I'm not going to be like that, you know, but then half soup and then a fucking Like 44 ounce dry age 44 order house dog. Did you all eat that? No, that was just for me and the other dude that was there. We shared it 44s

Oh Ridiculous. Yeah, it was big. It was big. Did it come home with you? Are you fucking no? I fucked that I fucked that thing all night Let me tell you. I fucking... that steak had stood no chance. Did you wake up sweating? Honestly? A little bit. I mean, anytime I eat like a lot of steak, like when we went to Keens, I went to... I woke up in the middle of the night and I was like, I'm soaking wet.

Bro, on the drive home that night after Keens. Keens, by the way you guys don't know New York's It's like a famous New York City steakhouse, but they're like what do you want? 70 ounce mutton chops that are this thick and this big and he comes with two on the drive home I was like that I am going to throw up Yeah, not because I didn't feel all but there was just so much meat in me It just felt like I was thing to do fucking packed with meat and I couldn't physically couldn't let not throw up. Packed with meat but I held out. I didn't throw up. Yeah. But the fucking half portion was like this big. I was like yeah what is a whole portion? So you had a lot of lobster in there? There were some chunks. There were some fucking fat chunks in there. I love lobster. Oh there was like this Jonah crab that came out.

How's that? It's a crab. Well, why does he got a cool name? Yeah, that's a good one. Why don't we just give things names? Jonah crab, Joshua tree. Yeah, that's just a place. That's a bit I was actually trying to work through.

Working it out. But it came out like this, like in a crab. Imagine you're a cool tree and someone just names you Joshua. It's a very biblical name. I know, but like that kind of sucks, right? Like name me something fucking sick like Zach. It's not, I don't think there's trees named Joshua trees. It's just like a place.

No, I think it's named the place is named Joshua tree because of the trees. I don't know that. We're, you know what? But is that like a species of tree? I think it's like a type of tree because there are trees that have like biblical meanings. Like the burning bush. No, I think that was like a physical thing that happened. Like it was a... well no, burning bushes are, they turn red in the fall. Isn't it funny to think about that in the Bible where it's like the burning bush and that Jesus

revealed himself or God revealed himself as burning bush? Oh, I don't know, you're telling me here. I don't know. No, I don't know so that's the thing and like the Bible was like there was a burning bush And it's like oh the God is that's how we choose it to tell everyone He's back, but I was like yo Because because think about it before if you don't know anything about spontaneous combustion and that just a tree just sets on fire You're like there's some magic afoot. Mm-hmm But now we know about spontaneous combustion. Yeah now wildfires are it. Sometimes trees just explode. And wildfires are a naturally occurring thing in, you know, the environment.

Even though it's not naturally occurring, there is a laser, a death laser in the sky, and it's blowing it up and it's burning all the trees. Careful, careful, you're fucking your Illuminati people. And all the rich people are buying up the land. Yeah, your Illuminati people are gonna come get you, so. My dad's got me clued in on all this. No, but there's like a thing. What is the fucking dogwood trees?

I remember when for the first birthday, Becca's first birthday after Ruby was born, I got her a dogwood tree for the house and her father told. Is this gonna be like a full tree or like an indoor tree? A full tree, like it's planted outside. Oh. Yeah, what's that?

In the backyard. No, it's in the front. Oh. But Becca's that was like, oh, that has a very biblical meaning. And I'm like, why? And he's like, apparently the wood of the cross was made of dogwood trees.

So that's why when dogwood trees, if you look at their bark, it's like, you know, like the ground in a bug's life? You know what I'm talking about? I do. You know what I mean? It's all cracky. It's all cracky.

That's what the bark looks like. And it's like, because it's like weeping because it was used to like crucify Jesus Oh, but it's probably just because the tree grows that way right? Yeah, it's probably better. Yeah, I don't want to you know Things happen. It's just a nature. It happens to be nature Sometimes it does yes, so are you going back for more cock and balls? Is it I would like you got the taste of it now like you got the... Oh no, I don't have like a craving for dicks or balls. I'm just saying we had a soup. We all shared the soup. It comes out in a like a cold drink and then she ladled it all. Oh smart. The presentation is a big part of it. If this thing just came out in a regular plate. The cocktails at this

place too were like... What are there any restaurants that do like they serve like vagina like like horse like horse vagina or something that would be a big vagina well chop it up I've never seen a horse vagina and probably for the best but no I haven't I've seen a I've seen a horse's you seen a horse and how you do skis yeah yeah I've definitely seen that but I've never seen where it goes There any is there any place where you can eat like animal vagina? Why are you trying to I mean? It's interesting. No, like there's the famous saying is like, you know eat everything on the pig except for the squeal

So like if it's a female pig, are you eating? You know, I had some jowls yesterday, too. What's that? I think that's like your cheeks. Oh, like guanciale or something like that? Yeah, I don't know. But like, it was like jowls and they were like barbecue and they were unbelievable. Pig cheek? I'll do it. We got two orders of those.

Yeah? Yeah. Fuck dude. It is weird though we're eating only the animals. Yeah, yeah. Cause like you see a pig and you're like, I like pigs. Yeah, I can't. These people that go out there and make hunting

their whole personality, by the way, stand up, show them your pants. And by the way, Joey is wearing camo pants. He walked in, I was like, elk or deer? What are we going for today? I think I've worn these before. Yeah, they've always looked stupid. I got it.

But like the people that make hunting their whole personality, like they take a picture like holding the antlers of a dead deer, like, cool man, you're cock is tiny. I really would, I think that hunting is kind of cool. Would you do it? I probably would, but I'd burst into tears. But I would, like I'm not against it at all. Like, what movie was that?

What movie, oh, forgetting Sarah Marshall. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I would never be able to do that. I would never be able to do that I would never be able to do that would do that in Columbia like skating an animal I can never do ill gross dude my dad would when he would go to Columbia when we were kids he'd come back and he had he brought like a digital camera with him and he was like yo look at he's like look at the pictures of Columbia they were fucking so much fun I was like all right cool and be like dad

why are you stabbing a pig and he's like oh it's like a thing where like you stab a pig in the heart and you let it bleed and then you burn the hair off like just wild shit there are yeah it's fucking must stink you ever burn your hair by accident stinks yeah but it's not that bad it's it's I've smelled way worse coming from my body and it didn't require any burning but it felt like Yeah, no, I mean I think I could I could you know like a shoot in a barn arrow at something But then you got to eat it. You got to like, you know, it's a whole circle of life Oh, we watch alone. I wouldn't go hunting just a hunt and like leave it dead the show alone

Where like they're hunting and then they shoot just like a little squirrel. I'm like this is fucking, I'll eat it, but like this is kind of sad. I'm pretty sure I've eaten squirrel by accident, like not on purpose. How do you stumble into a squirrel's fucking meat? There was a cousin of mine had gotten a cabin at the lake like 20 years ago and there were a very eclectic Colombian group and one of them was like a really great cook and we went over one day and he was like have some soup and we're laughing about it and he's like it's it's sancocho and we're like oh okay and I'm like what's the meat

and he's like squirrel and we're like haha and he's like haha. So he made squirrel soup. Probably yeah. Did he kill it in the backyard? I assume. You think what you think he just like lured it into the fucking pot? No, I thought that he like brought the meat. I don't think you could buy squirrel meat.

You wouldn't want to eat a New York City squirrel? These things are fucking radioactive. That's what I'm saying. I'd be scared. Maybe that's why I got all these tummy aches. Because of the squirrel soup. Could be. Who knows?

Not the Taco Bell. I like try any food for the squirrel soup. Could be. Who knows? Not the Taco Bell. I like try any food for the most part. Oh, we're gonna hold you to that. Yeah. Bro. My new, sorry. It's gonna turn into a spider. It's like, yo.

My new obsession is there's this couple on TikTok who their whole thing is just showing exotic tropical fruit. And he's like, he's like had like a fruit only diet for like eight years. And he'll like pick up this thing that looks like dog shit. And he's like, this is the most delicious, delectable fruit I've ever. And it's like spider snake fruit. And like there's just wild shit out there. I might get a box.

Maybe we'll try it on a Patreon episode. Try a bunch of like weird fruits. Yeah Okay, have you ever had dragon fruit? I've never had it. Yeah, I've had dragon fruit hundreds of times How was it taste like honestly the ones that I've had nothing really yeah, but I've heard they make you shit There's like yell. Yeah, the yellow ones if you eat a whole one it'll like clean you out Yeah, yeah, like turning into water or something. We should try that clean you out yeah like turning into water or something we should try that 30,000 first one to shit loses 30,000 patrons Edward Scissorhands but Edward 40 hands yeah Edward Scissorhands is a movie Joey what the fuck what's wrong with you I forget it's funny since we're talking

about penis I don't know if you saw but the Pope is back and I was gonna say in town I don't think it's the Pope ever been in New York had to course dude. When was the last time he was in New York? I've never seen the guy just because you haven't seen him means he's not been here This guy, you know, he's coming to see to believe and he's like actually goes against the entire the Pope is just like I am coming to bless people and go to no, but like definitely got it like You know bless people and go to like St. John's Catholic. Where's that st. John's Cathedral? Who the Pope you really is going there? What's st. John? Oh, you say st. Patrick's that's right I was like the fucking st. John's I forgot I'm not you know st. Pat's beautiful church wild good nativity set

Really really good. I used to go with my family to go to Rocketfeller Center and that's like right across the street. Yeah, that's what we did this year. So we would go in there and then like, we would look at the nativity scene and be like, oh cool. That place is like, it has like a reverence to it and I'm not a big religion guy, but like you walk in there and it's like,

hoo. Yeah, it's crazy. And also if you go all the way in the back, like behind the altar, they have like fucking catacombs. Yeah, we're like there's like- Popes are buried. Yeah and shit like that. Kind of crazy. Bones! Catacombs. I love them. Hold on. Yeah, I do too. I think I love catacombs because going down-

What a name. Under the catacombs also, I'm thinking honeycombscombs it sounds cool I'm also thinking skulls I'm thinking skulls I'm thinking bones like what a great name for something and I'm thinking of honeycombs as well like listen there is few times in history where something could be kind of scary or not good and the name just like pushes it into a level of like kind of sick catacombs is really cool but I'm marketed catacom. I think it was the French good for them They were on to something there good fries good catacombs, you know If you go but it's going underground and the walls are made of like dead heads is kind of cool Kind of sick like kind of sick. Don't hate it. I want to touch it. I kind of do touch you know guys

I've wanted I've wanted to touch. Yeah, like I want to touch a human skull. Oh, a thousand percent. I'm with you a hundred percent there. And like they knew what they were doing, called like yo, what's down there? The catacombs. Also bro, shout out to archeologists. No, no, no, no. I'm gonna be honest with you.

That's a tough one for me. Say it one more time. I'm gonna say it, but then I need you to say it to coach me. Okayologists bingo got it arky archaeologists arky archaeologists archaeologist is that right yeah yeah so I was like at it archaeology you said archaeologists yes the fuck is there like lolly pops damn line of lolly pops archaeologists are cool or right now I can't say it Archee lolly just

Archee lolly pops and they're like lolly pops and inside is a little dinosaur Yeah, little dinosaur, but yo shout out to them because I don't know how they shout out to you at Archea lollipop Oh, God damn it. Now you got me doing it shout out to the archaeologists Because if I was them and I uncover like dinosaur bones and I got that little like brush First but the brush is fire, but I'm brushing them and I uncover like dinosaur bones and I got that little like brush, first of all the brush is fire, brushing bones and you're like, seeing that it's the rib of a fucking triceratops

or something, how do you not pick up these bones and just go, yeah, I mean they do. I think they like hold them up sometimes if they unearth them and they're like, oh, this is a, you know, but how do you look at a bone and you go like, this is a toe of a platiosaurus or something. Also bro, how do you not just put that shit in your backpack? Yeah? Who's gonna know that's I'm saying what bone I will say I love the movie Jurassic Park for several reasons

Start close to the start of the movie when they're in the desert and they're fucking I love that That is one of my favorite scenes because this is like it looks so satisfying Oh my god, it looks so good. Also watching a t-rex step into the mud Do I love that? Yeah? I wanted it. I wanted I wanted to eat mud so bad You want to eat mud sometimes? Sometimes 100% of the times I see mud and I go I want to just I have this thing in my brain We're like if I see something appealing I the first place I go is I want to eat it Slime yeah mud. Yeah, you know like foam in my brain where like if I see something appealing, the first place I go is I wanna eat it.

Slime, mud, foam. Foam I'm okay on to be honest with you. But like I wanna eat it. I wanna punch styrofoam. Oh, you remember? I love punching it. So, you know, obviously you know like stucco siding on like houses or something.

When it first like became popular in like the early to mid 2000s, there was a shopping mall by us that like a strip mall that had just like completely redone their siding. And behind it, they put fresh, beautiful Stucco. And if you drive by, we would at night go there with baseball bats and our friends and Literally just like we were fucking Tyson and Ali just going off on these stucco things swinging bats at it

If you are in Astoria and you drive down 43rd Street between 23rd Avenue and 24 and Dimars Boulevard Check on the backside of that building. That's all us. Yeah. That's that's a history Maybe we should go with a knife and take it Take what the wall? What are you talking about? It's like I remember it Yeah, like that That's a remember Yeah, dude when you when that that t-rex steps in that mud and when that when they when he the kids in the car And it starts sinking and the mud is going up around him. I don't hate that. Oh also like

You're gonna think I'm making this up But like so a tear the t-rex steps, right and then it makes that four it's four It's three in the front one in the back. Okay like that That's very good. So After he walks away, it's like a pretty deep hole Mmm, and there's some water in it. Oh my oh get in there I kind of want to kind of want to get in this dinosaur foot pull. I just love it so much I don't know why what the fuck is that I want it like when he when when dr. Alan Grant has the dinosaur sneeze in his face

I'm just like yeah, no no no, I don't know. No, no, no but a but but but when the woman what's her name Ellie Sattler her name in the movie fucking Ellie Sattler oh that's her name in the movie played by Laura Lenny oh yeah yes yes is it Laura Lenny hold on no that ain't it that ain't it oh I mean Laura Dern Laura Dern my bad sorry mr turn. I know you're watching she ain't um, but when she's got her hand in the shit. Oh Yeah, and it like crumbled poop around her. Yeah, and it's like she's like this one's sick Like that's it is that it's pretty good. You're doing is sick dude

Dude, no when they're fucking enjoying the dessert and she's holding the gelo gelo I wanted green gel anytime. I swear to God you will think I'm lying anytime. I've had Jello since I've seen that movie I Shake it. I shake it in my spoon or I'll have a cup of water and I'll just go yes Oh my god, they were living the same exact life. Yes. Well, you know That's what I'm sure everyone can relate to that because like we all like these types of things right, there's listen like there are certain things of like iconic movies that just kind of like They s s s s spruces it up a little bit. Yeah, like when you hear like for instance I don't know when the last time you saw the mask was the Jim Carrey

Yeah, yeah But at the beginning in the movie the guy like uses a crowbar to open like a chest And there's like pebbles around it and the sound of him moving the like river rocks out of the way is like I swear to God. I could fucking come to it, bro. I Know an exact scene where you're gonna love this. Okay, Jumanji Yes one When he pulls it out of like the dirt or whatever then he like kind of oh But no the other the other one so like in But the one where he picks it up and there's a bunch of dust and he just tilts it and it falls off

And it run feels it. I'm like that was the nice but also like but also like when the kid gets like punched When the little Alan parish and he like goes like this to his lip and there's blood. Yeah, oh punched one little Alan Parrish and he like goes like this to his lip and there's blood. Yeah. Oh. No. I do agree though. You know what I'm talking about? Why do we like this shit?

Bro, like just the weirdest things as a kid like kind of turned me on a little bit now that I'm thinking about them. Yeah. There was a movie. I also liked when his hands were getting sucked into the fireplace and he's like, Who is this? Who is this? You know what, it's kind of cool.

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Heard of let alone saw it was in the 90s. It was Macaulay Culkin Okay, and it's called the page master. Oh, yeah, dude. I love the page. I have a phs I oh I like try to show it to miles. He was like, it's alright I was like fucking don't know yeah, but they're the scene where he's in the library and the pain Around the corner and it's going for him and he's in the middle and it makes like everything cartoon Oh, dude. I love that God guys. You haven't seen it. It's honestly. It's okay, but it was way cooler I haven't seen it a very long time since I was a children

But it is like him whoopee Goldberg plays like one of the books really yeah I remember that movie. I remember it being like really good and also he gets like struck by lightning or something Yeah, he get well. No, he it's like a storm Yeah, and he slips and hits his head and imagines the whole thing got it because there's like and like the paint dripping from the See guys, it's really good It gets on his jacket go see it. Oh, yeah. Go see it. Go see it. Go see it Go see it the paint gets on his jacket and then it starts turning into a cartoon Oh my you could rent you can rent if like two or three bucks on Amazon

I might watch that I might force my nephew to watch it. Yeah, I want to watch yeah Absolutely definitely force him to watch it. That was one of the movies that me and my siblings have like we watched all the time Anything that we had VHS we just watch all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like constantly. I'm right there with you like that I mean a ton a ton of Harry at the spy Now, you know, I've never seen that. Oh when they put their feet together. I was like, oh my god That was kind of I was kind of a little foot You just watch it just watch it wait who puts their foot together? Watch it brother, watch fucking Harriet the spy. But Harriet is putting her foot against someone's foot?

It was like a thing that they did is like, you know, like their like secret cool thing. Like they put their feet together. Like one person would paint their feet and then they put it with the other one. Just go watch, just go watch. I'm not going to say more. You can't just say stuff like this. I can absolutely say stuff and not follow up with it. I can absolutely do that.

Painted feet. So the Pope is cool with jerking off. What the Pope we didn't even get to that But you were saying that a little bit before the show, but I don't really even really so the Pope and gave a sermon and In like it was like as a result of like one of his like head guys his head cardinals being like he wrote a book about like fucking and sucking Apparently this is quite the paraphrase job you're doing here yeah whatever I don't care what's the pose name you know Francis yeah all be named Francis nice Frankie can you just change your name like it's like a rapper you could be whoever you want no he's Frankie I'm pretty sure he's Frankie Pope Franky Lou Pope name like do they only elect people with a name fucking Francis?

This guy's name is Jorge. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The Pope's name is Jorge Mario Bergoglio. No, what's his Pope's name? And he changed his name to Pope Francis. What's his stage name? Yeah, there it is, that's it. That's what I'm saying is his stripper name.

His stage name is Pope. They're like, you know, Jorge doesn't work. It doesn't appeal. You can't be Pope Jorge. Yeah, appeal though what was John you hope that was John what was John Paul's real name I don't know but this is like crazy to imagine it was like Ringo George but like Jorge Mario Bergoglio and he's Pope Francis that's my uncle's's first and middle name, too. Jorge Mario. Jorge Mario.

List of popes. Bro, they all got the same fucking name. Like, this is ridiculous. Well, I think they choose when they get confirmed. You know how when you were confirmed, you became like, I don't know, what was your pope name? My confirmation name was Nicholas. OK.

Yeah, you could be like Nicholas John or like Nicholas Luke Damn saying if we have a Pope Luke guys gonna be out there just like fucking Hot as we need a hot Pope enough with these old bastards. Yeah, like a George Clooney age Some salt and pepper if fucking if the Pope walks out and it's John Hamm You're not gonna convert immediately. Yeah, dude. They gotta listen They know what they're doing with the names and the titles like they're like arch diocese the last one's name was Joseph Ratzinger Yeah, there's there's some yeah, I'm sure there was there's some stuff there this guy's name the other John Paul was named was Carol Carol and you good stage names

Carol! They need good stage names! Albino Luciani! That's the most fire fucking name ever and you changed it to fucking John Paul I. No one wants to hear from Thomas Mapother. They want to hear from Tom Cruise. You know what I'm saying? Is that his name? Yeah, Mapother.

That sucks. Albino Luciani. Bro, that sounds like a hitman for the mafia. Do you get it? Well, there's some stuff there, too I mean, you know, holy shit this guy's got the longest name ever. This is st. Paul the sixth Who's the same way there are saints down shit? I I don't know but it says Giovanni Battista Enrico Antonia Maria Motin Moe Tini

That's his whole name. That's like that shit sounds like like an expensive specials I'll just say that's a menu. Let me get the Giovanne Battista and then go Antonio Maria Martini That's kind of fire. That sounds like a like a martini. Yeah, but he apparently one of his cardinals gave us like wrote a book about like Sexually like sensuality and shit and they people are like oh, it's perverted and he's like no no no no no no It's just like listen guys perverted and he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's just like, listen guys, it's a gift from God that you can come. Yeah. And he didn't say it like that. Exactly. But like, does this now confirm the long standing question that we've all had? Does the Pope jerk off? He has to. Right? He has to. But I think he said it like, I think in the article it said like, you need to practice like patience and something like that.

So like is also now next question, is the Pope edging? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that? Edging? I mean, no, I know what it is, but like, I like. Oh, you know what that is? Yeah. Fucking Edgelord boy over here.

I'm not Edgelord boy. What the fuck are you saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you know that the popes have mottos by the way because I'm on Wikipedia right now I was like looking up the names, but they have mottos they better be sick It better be like for once for Christ for all or something like that like I don't want to hear like you know The light of the Lord like I want to hear some like dope shit Well, it's not it's weird that they all have like if I can if you can tell it to me

And I couldn't be able to tell you if it was like a DMX song or if it was the saying for the Pope that's cool The current Pope his is it's because it's in Latin. It's in Latin. Okay, and then it's translated to English. So it's Miserondo never mind. You know what? I'm not going to say these words. Were you offending the Latins Joey? They're dead. It's a dead language You're fine It's a TQ you eat.? The Latins? Joey, they're dead. It's a dead language. You're fine. It's ATQUE. How would you even... ATQUE, atque? I guess. And then, El Higendo, it means lowly but chosen. Kind of fire. Definitely sounds like it could be a DMX song. Yeah, I guess.

What were the other ones? This one is Totas Tus, which is totally yours. That is sounds like- Total yours? Totally yours. Kinda cute. This one is, oh, this is Giovanni Battice and Rigo Antonio Moreio Moltini.

He said, come. Spell like come. But, come. Like, wait, whoa, we spelled like which one? Come. See you when. Come. That's come. Come to me. come but come like it's a little like which one come see you come that's kum come to me kum um like kum laude yeah so it says come it so in Monte which game you're coming in Monte dog with him on the mount mount mount brother mount what are you doing like mountain like on the pinnacle of love.

Like Mount Olympus, Mount Everest. I guess. With him on the mount? Yeah. Damn, that could be considered like a little questionable though. People have some interesting ones. The piece of Christ in the kingdom of Christ. It feels like-

That's too on the nose. Redundant and repetitive, boring. That seems too on the nose. It needs to be something that like I'm telling you, if like a hip hop artist or a rapper use it, which sounds sick. Benedict this one's from 1914. In thee, O Lord, have I trusted, let me not be confounded for evermore. I don't know what that means, but evermore is a poor word. That's too much of a motto, man. Too long. Too long. Too malty. Too mouthy. Too mouthy. Don't you shorten it up. You know, come on.

What are you doing, Popes? That was back then, no, like long form content, but that's way too long. That was 1914. Do you think now there are a bunch of like people that like follow the Pope that are just like, oh, he said it's good. And like just like fucking cranky.

He did say though, he advises against pornography. So you're a sinner. You're a porn Joe. I haven't watched porn in a while good for you brother. Yeah brother I What are we talking about the Pope hope so what did he say that like it's okay to Yank your crank. Oh well now you need me to pull up the exact like what he said from the sermon. Yeah, but you know Why would he why would this come up? again, so Continuing a streak of unusually cool stuff the Pope decided to let the world know that he believes sexual pleasure is a gift from God

Say that how does he know though? He's never had sex But I'm sure he's just like you know He's a man shopping a little bit like he's like yo Hit that up. That should it be sick brother. Do you think any of the Pope's get that ursk? Do you think? Do you think any of the Pope's friends are ever like you fucking virgin? Those boys with the Pope I'd be texting. I'm like, you don't even know what vagina's like dude Yeah, life is tough just fucking go out there and feel a titty. Yeah, you know

even know what vagina is like. Just like dude, yeah life is tough, just fucking go out there and feel a titty. Yeah, yeah. You know? Wait. I guess that, you know, I don't mean to speak ill of ill papa, but like you think he's ever even like seen. He got nude pictures all over the place.

Yeah, there's like statues and stuff. Yeah. He's probably seen more statues, tits than like actual women's tits. He was quick to follow up with recommendation that self pleasure be be quote disciplined with patience Yeah, that's a chain that's a chain hedging a hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's just like go for it But stop yeah, like but don't like make it last all night

And the same Vatican address part of the series of sermons on vices and virtues Pope Francis warned against pornography Which he said leads to satisfaction without relationship and could also result in addiction. Mm, he's not wrong. I mean, yeah. There is porn addiction. A thousand percent. There's also sex addiction, though. Yeah, but I think it's like,

wait, is he saying without relationship? So like, if you just pretend you're in a relationship with the porn that you're watching. If you make your own porn and then watch that porn. Is that porn? Mm, that's a great question. That is a great question, honestly. Or is it just a love-making memory?

It's like a family video. What would you do? No. Okay, all right. I already know what you're gonna say. No, not gonna. Because it's funny because we were just watching our home videos the other day.

Oh, and like. So like imagine it's just like cut and it's like my mom. Like back then cameras were so big. Like you wouldn't be able to like, you know get that get that working. I Mean you could set it up It's too big though, that's a lot my mom's I remember I vividly remember my mother's Video camera same it was massive and it came in like a gun case like it looked like a sniper Yeah, I remember it too, honestly.

And you had to pull it out and put it on your fucking, it had a pad to put on your shoulder. That's how big it was. Yeah, those things were quite big. And you put a whole like VHS tape in it. Yeah, and it's just like, oh, it's done. Let me put, it's like loading a fucking rifle. It's like.

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I was like, you know, see if he can make me a deal give me a deal you know and he goes uh Yeah, it's $60 a pound. I was like that's a deal. That's a couple dollars extra. Yeah, he's like yeah I wasn't able to and he's like and you'd have to get a 10 pound box. I was like 600 bucks No, thanks, dude dude 10 pounds of crab who the fuck is eating that bro? I got it for like a party of like 20 people once and we did we had a lot left over 10 pounds. Yes. We years ago when it was like $25 a pound We got it for like a party when Becca's brother came from Oregon and we were like, you know what fucking it's a party Like let's go for it 10 pounds

We couldn't we like 12 adults couldn't finish the whole thing and like several children I mean, that's a lot of fucking crab, but I'm a big meat guy like I can eat a lot, you know. Yeah, I'm here right now. Damn. I'm getting hungry talking about this I would love to have some crab right now. I had some crab last night. I told you that yeah, yeah Jonah crab. Oh the Jonah crab Yeah, but I would do that You know what I want to do I want to go to like the south and go to like a shit where they just put like everything crab boil Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, have on several occasions and you get itchy. I had once. You've only had shrimp once. Yeah. Did you get itchy? I think. What do you mean you think? Did you get itchy or did you not get itchy? I don't know. I was like, I was already nervous about eating it. So I was

like, this is really before I like really branched out into eating foods. Like now I remember we'd go to Miami and she would be like, um, can I get a chicken tenders please? And I'm like getting a paella. Yeah. But when you guys got that paella and the'd be like, can I get chicken tenders, please? And I'm like getting a paella. Yeah. Remember when you guys got that paella and the guy was like, oh, that's $150. And you're like, what? Yeah, the guy was like, we have a deal.

You can get two drinks for free if you get this paella. And it's like a super great deal today. And Eric and I were both like, yeah, that can't be that bad. Like, what was it gonna be like 70 bucks? You know, double. Yeah. Double and then some. That was fun. bad like what was it gonna be like 70 bucks you know double yeah double and then some that was fun but I yeah I mean as far as like eating 10 pounds of crab that's something I'd be interested in tonight and have a little baby get

like get some sushi get some scoosh scoosh it up and get a shrimp tempura roll I just like can't I'm just afraid of like, okay, now I'm itchy, now what do I do? Benadryl. Yeah. But then like, why am I gonna sign myself up for a luxury re-anchor? To figure out if you can eat it.

Is shrimp even worth it? Yeah, a big old fat cold shrimp cocktail and you fucking let it swim in some cocktail sauce? Cocktail sauce is great. Oh, yeah. Do it, you might as well. What do you got to lose? Where do you rank shrimp on the scale? Yeah, well, I need to know what's on the board Fucking fish stuff all fish. Yeah. All right seafood. That's what I meant by fish stuff

Yeah, yeah crabs at the top for me crab is number one Especially king crab, but like these like little baby crab likes like snow crabs to get that get that the fuck away from me Have you ever had what's that called soft shell crab where you just eat the crab? Yes. I've done that Yeah, I like it. I like biting into a crab. It makes you feel like a shark. Yes. Oh my god I feel like such a like a fucking eating shell. It's like not all right. Don't worry about it. It's good There's got to be something I think I once took like a like a supplement for like my stomach and it was like ground up crab Like shell yeah, we're weird Crab is number one. Yeah

honestly Tuna might be number two But like I'm talking to like a tartar or a seared ahi tuna Okay, it's up there like not tuna fish not like fucking canned tuna. Yeah, that's disgusting I mean, it's not disgusting, but like it no, it's disgusting. I'm not putting it up there not at all I like regular tuna like red like yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, like buttery to gay gay gay Salmon, I eat so much tuna and fucking Portugal dude. Love it tuna steak. I'm gonna get steak I'm gonna get I got a tuna guy. He'll give us like tuna guy. I got tuna guy

Where'd you find a tuna guy? I'm not gonna explain who he is. Oh, he's an underground tuna guy. He's a no no no He's a well ground. Well technically I gotta be careful. I gotta be careful. I gotta be careful. Got tuna guy Wait, how do you have to be careful? It's tuna. No, there's like laws and stuff about like giving away tuna Like he gives it to us. He can't legally sell it Oh, he's an illegal to kind of a little bit. Okay, so some like bro prohibition tuna, bro Yeah, we'll bring us like 20 pounds of fresh like cut like 10 seconds ago 20 pounds How do you guys shop over there and pounds 10 pounds of crab 20 pounds of tuna?

Yeah, where you put this? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we cook a lot of it We'll cut some up. We'll make some little tuna bites for the kids. Bread them and. Oh, dude. You make a little sashimi or something? I got a tuna guy. Miles makes tuna rolls. He makes sushi.

Yeah, this kid can do it all. Damn, dude, you guys seaweed in that house? Sometimes. I like seaweed. Isn't that how you eat? Seaweed chips? No, I meant for rolling. We have in the past. We don't like keep it on hand all the time I was asking yeah, so where do you put 10 put 20 pounds of tuna eat some of a put some in the freezer

You know you give some away. Oh You want a fat fat tuna making a tuna steak? Well, he brings it to us like this and this like he brings the how much is that 20 pounds tuna, bro? Well, he brings it to us like this and this like he brings the how much is that 20 pounds tuna, bro Bread it's that fake meat. How much is it? Oh? Tuna is like 35 40 dollars a pound He gives you 20 pounds of that gives a lot Tuna it's too much tuna it is a little bit

We told him once summer he brought us like several fish at once He was like by way I got tuna. I got mahi. I got squid. This guy's like a drug dealer, but with fish I guess so that's a great food food food man. You know why you're just saying food Yeah, you know yeah, he came home one day and he gave us a bucket of crab blue shell crab Oh, look what crab are they just blue crabs and they're just living in there alive I would be hype. I'm probably try to make one a pet to be honest with crabs eat Other other animals I think like I got like feed them fish. Yeah, you got to feed them like goldfish and people Domesticate crabs. I'm sure you can why not? I mean you could domesticate anything technically an emotional support lobster or something Yeah, I the globsters are cool Lobsters are mad cool, but honestly not like they're like not my top five of seafood.

If it's a bisque, Opa, Opa, but not like like like cooked like these people that are just like they bring out like a whole fucking tuna. And it's just like and they're like, I'm not a tuna lobster. And they're just like, oh, this is a delicacy. No, I like I like I'd I'm not a tuna lobster and they're just like oh this is a delicacy. No, not for me. I like I like I'd rather it be a part of the the lobster's body. That to me is better than like just eating although I did have a lobster tail and it was ridiculous. Fat? Yeah and they like covered it in butter obviously. Yeah but like honestly I would prefer crab over lobster any fucking day.

Easily. By the way, again, several things we wanted to talk about today. Not getting to that. We literally got to un. Yeah. One of them. It happens.

What are you going to do? It happens. That's the basement yard. Yeah. That's what you signed up for. We have a show in two days, so we're warming up right now. Oh yeah, we got it. We got to kind of work something.

Maybe we could bring somebody to the show or something. Maybe. Probably not. Read my computer, guys. Can I? What is that? We got to kind of work maybe we could bring somebody to the show or something maybe Probably not read my computer guys Okay, what is that? This just says why why is Greg naked on your computer? Look at you look at your stupid face when you said that Your little like Popeye laugh by the time they see this it'll be over but like New Haven. We're coming for you Yeah, we're yeah, we are Popeye laugh. By the time they see this, it'll be over. But like New Haven, we're coming for you. Yeah, we are. We're coming. Yeah, it's gonna be a good time.

A lot of our friends are gonna be there, so. You announced when you're finishing? Announced. It's like, oh, I'm gonna, oh, yeah. It's a courtesy warning. My lady, you know, just like, be prepared. I am going to arrive any second now God love this show do you not you don't you just like it's a shot

worry about what I don't worry about I do that's between myself and my wife I mean you're asking me that's what it won't yeah you answered so who's the joke just call me a joke son of a bench Listen folks. Also. Give me your top three this evening real quick. Oh, oh crab crab tuna tuna Sam is up there. I love salmon dude. It's bet like you're gonna all raw dog it I'll fucking cook a raw dog it like I'll there's a guy on tiktok. I Believe his account is the sushi guy now. I gotta get sushi tonight by the way. But yeah, I'm probably gonna do it too.

But there's a guy, I think his name is Sushi Guy and he has such a calming voice. And he's like, today we're gonna go to Costco and we're gonna try sushi. And he goes and he's like, we're gonna give it the smell test. And then he smells it. Yeah, yeah.

And then he cuts it up and he makes like, I don't know how to say all the words, but there's like different ways of eating. Like tuna like sometimes is like, he just makes like a sushi roll out of it, then some other shit, then he just eats like a piece of raw. And like sometimes he cooks them or whatever. But sometimes he like gets tuna from Costco

and he's like, this is great tuna. I'm not, I'm salmon. Great, yeah. Dude, salmon? This is great salmon. Oh my God, raw salmon. It's like butter. Legitimately like butter.

Let me, before we end on the show You're say like you are like super pumped first like some fucking tuna and then it comes out on like boobies and stuff You know you've never seen that in movies where it'll be like a Japanese yeah, and it's like a naked person on a table and there's like a fucking sam roll on her ding dong There's fucking you know like tuna rolls on her nipples. Yeah kind of don't want that I mean, I would eat a tuna roll off a nipple more quicker than I would eat it a nipple. I know Yeah, I'm not a fucking random nipple coming in. I want that you know that nipple been well If I'm if I'm eating off of a naked Japanese woman, I'm assuming Adam

It could not be Japanese woman It could be a right Japanese American woman any race whatever whoever it is. I'm picturing Japanese in my fantasy. All right, not that it's a fantasy I'm just saying hold on wait. Whoa. We're discovering my thoughts. I mean But you know, I'm assuming I'm at some like Illuminati meeting where I can't go. I'm good. I Don't that doesn't sound appealing to me in the slightest. Yeah, I don't want to eat my food off of a body. There's dude like I'm Bro if Becca comes out and she's like here are the nipples I'm all about it, but she's like here on my top of my nipples I'm like can we just do two separate things like I don't understand what you just said like if she's like I have You want sushi here sushi on my nipples? Okay, I'd be like you can you can do it separate dishes

You know, I like to I like that when I get a plate of food. I like to make my food not touch Okay, you know, you know I'm saying yeah, I think that's everybody down. I'm talking about the mother of my children's nipples here They're right Wait, did you say that? Oh, so if she did that you'd be like don't I'd be like I'd be like about it But then I'd be like we didn't next time we can just get sushi. Well, she was trying to have fun I know and I'm about fun clearly not don't she was trying to have fun and you were just like I'm all about fun I'm all about fun. I'm a fun guy. I'm 100% fun What coming from mr. Fucking fun you're not fun

You're not fun you bitch You're not fun. You don't have 30 pounds of seafood in your freezer. You're not fun. You're not fun you bitch You're not fun. You don't have 30 pounds of seafood in your freezer. You're not fun, dude All right. Well, let's get out of here. We have a show to do we have to get on the road tomorrow Frank We're gonna find you at all the day to file on 20 to the Frank hours and all the form social media Go check out the page. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I got a humble Pace your own page around I'm suspicious video and then go follow the basement are all forms of social media Yeah, go follow the basement on a tick tock and Instagram. Go follow me at Joe Sanagato go hit that patreon patreon.com slash the base me yard. We are currently ranked the 12th

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