The Basement Yard - #388 - What Is Air?

Episode Date: March 6, 2023

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Welcome back to the basement yard. Today is a great day. We have an announcement. Frank has an announcement. Do what? Well, you're loading me up. Yeah, he doesn't have another child. No, no more kids.

No more kids. He cut his dick off. Well, I didn't do that. You're in the process of cutting your dick off. That's not how it works here, Joey. Well, I'm done. My dick will remain intact. I'm not a doctor.

Well, I'm pretty sure that's not how vasectomies work. Remember when I went and got manhandled by the fucking urologist? Well, I wasn't there. Well, I told it on the story. This guy was all in my balls, and I was like, yo, you need to chill. And he didn't chill.

I felt like I got taken advantage of. Well, wait until he gets in there with a pair of scissors. No, I'm going to a new guy. Fuck that guy. I don't like him. Oh, yeah. He didn't have a warm touch. He didn't know how to play too hard.

He didn't know how to play my balls enough to make me go back. Nice. You know? Weird transition. Yeah, I don't. I feel like, boy, no more kids. So that's not what this announcement is. Right.

Well, actually, technically, this is our baby. OK. This is our baby. Yeah. Oh, it feels like there's gold to bloom. Shut the fuck up. Look at this. Look at this bad boy.

We did a collaboration with Pop Tarts. They hit us up because we screamed at each other for a full three minutes about it on television as well. They played it on television. You are now immortalized in Good Morning America's history. You are, too. Calling you a fucking dweeb. You did call me a dweeb.

I called you a dweeb. But we partnered with the fairy, fairy, with a fairy. There was a fairy that came down. We partnered with the very kind people at Pop Tarts to really make my dream come true. Right. And we created the debate box. And let's just say, I think this is going

to reignite the debate. Yeah. What do you think? I think you should open it. I think we should, right? Yeah. Ooh. Because look.

Take a stress off. Obviously. Well, too much? Do you want me? OK. That's how it's supposed to go, Joey. Yeah, exactly. I know that.

That's how it's supposed to go. Look at this. So we got me, which is really what people are here for. Right. And then, oh! Yeah. Look at that. So me and Frankie, they approached us and were like,

look, you guys had this awesome clip. We want to make something for the podcast. We want to collaborate on something. So we created the debate pack. Me and Frankie, separately in text message, had a little draft of pop tarts. And it got a little argumentative already through text. So we're excited to see you guys' argument about this.

Yeah. So keep an eye. Those four on the left are what Frankie drafted. Damn right. The best four, baby. And then these four are what I drafted over here. The subpar four, as we call them. Well, we don't call them anything.

That's what we call them here. We call them the greatest ones. No. This is the fantastic four. This is the, ah! Got it. But these will actually be available for purchase. Very limited amount of them will be available for purchase.

If you guys want them, it's a lot of fucking pop tarts, to be honest with you. But they'll be available for purchase at a. It's like, what's eight times six? You're asking the wrong girl. 64. Eight times three is. Eight.

24. 48. I don't. Let's try this again. One more time. Yes, 48. 48 pop tarts from that it is an expertly curated list. You know, when you go to like people that like curate,

like menus and wine over here at the basement yard, we curate pop tart lists for you, baby. Yeah, exactly. But these will be available for purchase. A very limited amount of the website is pop, poptartsdebatebox.com. I believe they go live on two separate days. I think the first one is March 1st.

But just pay attention to the basement yard Instagram. We'll make official announcements there. But we're going to tease it on the 27th. Also, if you're a patron, you're watching this a week in advance. So on our Patreon, we put every episode out a week in advance. And you guys will probably be the only ones to be able to purchase this. Because I think that they'll sell out by the time

that this is out to the public this episode. Oh, look at that. Just another reason to get people over to patreon.com. That's the basement yard. And I swear to God, this isn't a money play. We did. Like, this is the way the dates lined up. That's just the way it worked out, baby boy.

But yeah. So this is what we're going to do. By the way, I can't stop staring at it. Just give me the Frosted Confetti Cupcake. You really want the Frosted Confetti? I haven't had a pop tart in so long. Did I grab the Frosted Confetti on the first try? You did.

That's really impressive. Honestly. There's literally eight boxes, Frankie. If you can't memorize where they are, there's a problem with you. All right. Well, you know who I'm going for, baby. It might not have a Spider-Man webbing on it,

but you know I'm going to shove it down my throat. It's a very aggressive way to. Where is it? Where is it? Frankie, you could just take it off the table now. Where's that mixed berry? Wild berry. Well, I'm so excited.

We thank you guys for helping us get, you know. Yeah, seriously, guys. Let that go viral, because now we have like a lifetime supply of pop tarts. Basically, yeah. But yes, 48 is enough to last you a lifetime. Yeah, I mean, definitely. At least a month, for sure.

And who's living longer than that the way the world is going? Am I right? All right. Death. Look at these. Look at these. Oh, god.

Threes? Good source. Good sources of three B vitamins, by the way. Oh, my fucking lord. Fuck you. These are better. No, this is good. Here, you ready for this?

Oh, look at the colors. It's like I'm in a fucking 1990s Taco Bell all over again, baby. That reminds me of a cup, like an old plastic cup. The old, like, fast food cups that have like the swirly, twirly gumdrops in them. The only proper way. You ready?

Only proper way to eat. You ready? Watch this. Are you going to? OK. Well, I'm not so. I actually don't disagree with eating it that way. And then?

Because the edge is real? I'm not cool. You try to slide it off. Slide what off? You try to slide it off. What are you trying to slide off? The back. Why?

Then you have the frosted top all over itself. OK. Oh, yeah, babe. You're not a normal person. I think I'm pretty normal. I don't. Here. I'm going to throw you a slam, and you slam me a bub.

I'm going to throw you a slam, and you're going to slam me a bub? Yeah. Here. All right. I'm going to toss it. I'm not good at this. Oh, no, no. The dog.

Oh, yeah, you're right. The dog. We don't want your dog to have good sources of 3B vitamins. Wow, Barry. Mm. Pretty good. It tastes like licking the bowl. What?

After you make a cake? Oh, I see what you're saying. Mm-hmm. You know what I love licking? What are those soft little spatula things? Rubber spatulas. Right. Why are you incapable of understanding the concept of rubber spatula?

I just literally learned what they, like, the name of those things, like, recently. Because you just recently started cooking? No. I just didn't know the name. That's what, yeah, I taught you the name. You're welcome, by the way. No, I know. Oh, thank you so much for your fucking contribution, bitch.

Oh, well, you know, one day at a time, I like to make you a better person. Yeah. That's what's happening. This is... But anyway, guys... Again, we want to thank our friends over at PopTarts. We really had a great time doing this, and we're excited to see what you guys do with it.

Make sure you TikToks, pictures, tweets, the whole shebang. We want to see you guys debating with your friends and family about what you think was the better curated list. Was it mine, obviously? It is? Or was it Joe's? Definitely not. And just know, if you side with Joey, you're part of the problem.

You're part of big, big white. That's big white over there. Or you can go with, you know, the Hispanic, Greek, Colombian man. Okay. Well, I said Hispanic twice. Greek, Colombian, and Egyptian, man. I like to do things a little different. Live on the wild side.

Eat tomato, mayonnaise sandwiches. I still need you to do a 23 of me, because I want to know how much Egyptian's in there. A quarter. I will tell you. My grandfather was born in Egypt. Was he really? Yeah. A good guy?

A bad guy. You're a pretty good guy. You're grandpa? You're grandpa? Still cheated on my grandmother. No, I'm a good guy. Then he upped and dipped. Damn.

Yeah, he was like... In Egypt, he was cheating? No, no, no. Over here. Even worse. Why did he get here? Why is that worse? I feel like cheating in Egypt is worse.

No, cheating in U.S. is worse. No, dude, he was cheating in the desert. That's fucked up. I don't know. I've never been to Egypt, so I can't speak to it. I imagine that over here it's worse. He was over here. He had kids, and he was like, oh, great, great, great.

Later. I don't want to speak ill of him, because one, he's dead. Yeah. And two, his son, my half uncle, really, really great guy. Great kid. Nice family, so. Half uncle. No.

Uncle, obviously. His uncle. Is he a hunk? Is he a hot guy? Yeah, actually, he's a pretty good-looking dude. Really? Yeah, yeah. He's a pretty hot guy.

I can't... A hairy guy, probably, right? I can't confirm how much hair he has. Just common sense, though. Chest hair? Again, can't confirm, but I can imagine that he's hairy, head to toe. Is he one of those guys that, like, when he wears a watch, it's like the hair is, like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, hairy people who have hairy arms, and they wear a watch, and it, like, comes above the watch. Yes, and the hair goes over the watch. Yeah, and it's like... And you're like, what time is it? It's fucking supposed to be eight o'clock. You take the watch off, and it's like a crop circle. Yes.

You're a hairy, bro. No, I don't... Honestly, I don't see him enough to comment on his arm hair. You mind if I think about this guy? Well, you know, things were a little tense for a couple years there, Joey. I'm not going to sit here and give you the whole history of my family. Get over it. Jesus Christ.

No, no, no. I'm going to tell him that we talked about him. He's going to be like, what? I don't think he has any idea what the show is. Does he sound like that? No. You don't even know that. He also...

Here's a hot take that he has. Nice. He will swear to the day he dies that Billy Joel music is hot garbage. What? Yeah. He's a little... In that regard, complete idiot. That's crazy.

Complete, complete idiot. I was going to say, that's funny, his name is Elliot. He's an Egyptian named Elliot. Well, he's half. Yeah, but... What the fuck is the other half? There's Greek in there. And Irish.

Guys all over the place. My grandfather was a Greek that was born in Egypt. Oh. Yeah, bro. All right. That's it. Are you an Egyptian? That's where he was born.

Yeah, but like... You know how you were born with the silver fucking spoon in your mouth? Oh, yeah. Silver spoon. You were spoiled, bitch. Yeah, okay. Same thing. Oh, okay.

You still challenge that. I had one pair of shoes for like eight years that is confirmed. I had a struggle. How you doing? Good. Until I was attacked on Twitter recently. Again? Again.

Was it the Swifties this time? Oh, no. Usually I'm attacked by like... The Swifties, the Bayhive. The Bayhive got me. What were you recently saying about BTS? How much you hate them? Don't even fucking play around like that.

I'm not going against the K-pop community. I actually like BTS. Actually. Those two. Whoa. Why do you say actually like that? Because I don't know. Stop.

But why were you attacked on the internet again? Wrongfully, I will say. By the way, podcasting 101. I can't stop eating these. Yeah. Podcasting 101. Don't eat the whole time you're trying to tell a story. Like you haven't smacked gum around over there.

Smacking gum and shoving fucking confetti pop-tarts down your throat to wildly different things. Yeah. One of them's better. Anyway, so all I tweeted was yikes. And I don't remember why I tweeted that. I think it had to do with the Super Bowl. Yikes like, just the word yikes. Yikes.

Right? And then I got a tweet that said this. Oh boy, here we go. It says, me when I watch your garbage talks on circumcision where you did nothing but sit on your ass with a bunch of other dumbasses and shit brainless information, misinformation, on circumcision. Just because you're insecure and petty about the fact that you're, that circumcised men are better than you.

Wait. So that was a whole sentence. There was not one comma or a period. Wait. Circumcised men are better than you. You're circumcised. That's what I'm saying. So I was attacked by the circumcised.

By big circum. By big, yeah. By big, by big circum. By big circum. Yeah. The circumcised men of the world are coming at me, my fellow brethren. Yeah. Joey is the king of circumcision.

Yeah. I'm sick right now. Yeah. Well, literally and figuratively. That's what I'm saying. They're coming for my penis and they think that I have a hood and I don't have a hood. Oh, that would be weird because I'm like. I'm not saying that.

I'm not saying that. Joey absolutely has it. We're not talking about KKK hoods. We're not talking about that. I've seen his hood. He has it. I do not. It's right next to his upside down cross.

Upside down cross. I'm eating again. But yeah, they got upset with me. And then this wasn't the first tweet. There was another tweet where it's a different like apparently there's a movement for people or like defending circumcision. We are both circumcised. I also don't know what we said.

What did we say? Also, I think we've talked about the fact that all dicks are gross, but uncircumcised dicks are way grosser. You said that. No, you said that. I didn't say that. That was right after you said. I didn't say that.

You were explaining what you would do with the homeless population in New York. Same episode. Go check it out. Episode 578. Did you ever touch a homeless person? No. Ew. It's fucked up.

The only reason why I say this is because one time we were walking around. I was like fucking 14 years old. You might have been there, but there was this kid, Mikey Moe. Remember him? We were walking. Oh yeah. Unlike Dipmars and a homeless guy who's like the king of the homeless. He was like the one.

Like the Dipmars homeless man. Yeah, he was like the king. Not the homeless woman who was the queen. No, she was the queen. She was the queen. Yeah. Had a home, but preferred the train. Yes, she did.

But she had a bathroom, preferred her pants. One time. It's funny because it's true, but we were there. Fucked up. People are not good. People are going to be upset. I feel like we're trying to fuck up this. I know.

I'm joking about homeless people. I feel bad for them. Homelessness is an obvious issue. People don't know how fucking actually like progressive minded we are. It's just we tell jokes and they're like these fucking assholes. Eight dicks. I'm going to get, I'm going to get. But when I get to, we were just walking by and no one said anything to those homeless

man. Well, but he just added nowhere went what? Yeah, that's usually how it starts. Freaked out at that kid. So I was like, I was like, what's going on? Like I was like, what the fuck? You were trying to use logic with a homeless man. I wasn't trying to use logic.

I was just trying to like diffuse the situation. I was like, hey, hey, hey, like, you know, everyone relax. And I put my hand on this man. Let me tell you this right now. Cardinal sin. This man was a next level wet. It was next level wetness. What did he smell like?

No, it didn't rain. And it was up here. I touched him on his chest. Oh, well, because I was like, guys, relax. Like I was touching. Oh, you got your peacekeeper. I was peacekeeping. You came in and you said, Mikey Moe.

Homeless man. What did you call him? Nothing. I don't know his name. Okay. All right. Careful. The king of the street.

I don't know. But like I know the street. I was trying to get between these people. I was like, hey, hey, hey, you were being the pacifist loving man that you were trying to prevent an altercation between two men in the society. And as soon as I touched a soaking wet zip up hoodie, I was like abandon ship. You said, you know, whatever happens, I literally was just like, well, just go, go, go nuts on each other.

It was like a doctor when I scrub in. I was like, well, this is, I'm done now. And I had to go wash my hands in McDonald's. Yeah. They're when I'm not the place where you want to wash your hands. No, I mean, a bathroom. People get blown in McDonald's bathrooms. Guess what?

People get blown everywhere, Joey. They get blown in regular home bathrooms, but you still wash your hands there. People get blown everywhere, dude. Yeah. People get only blown in like in private, right? No, people are doing weird stuff in public all the time too. But I'm still, that's pretty crazy that like what has happened? It's the people that don't watch our episodes that don't know how much, especially you love

dicks and what, what, well, you know, and I think, no, I don't know exactly what I'm talking about. I don't know. We're always talking about, especially you, like dicks are sweet, ugly, but you're always like such a champion for dicks. Frankie, on which episodes am I champion for dicks? 574. Haven't recorded that yet.

419. Not that either. You're getting closer. I don't know that you know what episode. 212. That was, yeah. It might be true. I don't even think you were on that episode.

Yeah, I don't think so. 253. Yeah, I think that was the first one. I think that was my first episode. Yeah. Um, no, but it's funny that people just misconstrue and think that you're like not, you know what the problem was? Cool with circumcised dicks.

You know what it was? I think that on that episode, we were talking about, uh, like if I would circumcise my son, and I was like, I don't know if I would. That's all I said. Why not? Well, because I just think that it's, I don't know, because in the moment I'd be like, my baby's born. They're like, yeah, we're going to take it in the back.

Well, yeah, it is a weird con. I don't have any biological sons, but I can, you know, imagine that it's weird that they're like, oh my God, you're beautiful baby boy. Give them to me for like 20 minutes. We're going to go give them a shake up. I'm going to go chop his fucking wiener skin off. Yeah. And that's got to be a strange thing.

How do you think they do it? Do you think they like hold it and then like, I assume they trim the hedges. Like how you make a snowflake with construction paper. You got to like, this is going to be really rad. Open it up. They use those cool scissors that have like the squiggly and then the sharp in it. You know what I'm talking about? What?

Remember in elementary school, there was that rack of scissors and each scissor had a different design. One was like squiggly. One was just like zigzag. Yeah. One was like, it was a, it was a hump and then a sharp and then a hump. I don't remember that one. Yeah.

But I remember the one that looked like teeth and I liked to bite my finger with it. Like he's ticked a scissor and go like that. There's so much to unpack there. We don't have physically the time to do it. You've never like taken a scissor and just put it in your hand like this. Of course I have Joey. Oh, okay. I put it to my neck.

That I haven't done. Well, like I pretended to shave with it. Also haven't done that? Yeah, I've done that. Have you ever tried to shave with a knife? Yes, never worked. Ever. I've tried to shave with a knife.

Bro, these, these, all these Australian movies are lying to us through their fucking teeth. The Australians are like, if it's shop enough, you can shave a face. No, you can't. I've tried. I've tried to shave a face. I've tried with very sharp knives. I've never been able to shave my face. I really want a sword.

Like I feel like I want to do that. What kind of sword? Like a katana? Like a dangerous, yeah, like some shit, some crazy shit. You want a katana? I want something that like, I could just guide through any piece of food. It's like, there are so many. It's so funny because there was a point in time where people were posting videos of like

men of larger stature, plump boys, like doing like katana moves on like watermelons and bottles of soda in their backyard. I did see that. And meant to be like, look at these losers. And I watched it and I was like, losers. Yeah. These guys are living every fucking boys fantasy. I would like a sword, but I don't want to create sword content.

I just want it. I mean, what are you going to do with the sword? Just have it? Just cut everything I know and love and ask. But Joey, I know you, business Joe. You're going to want to film yourself cutting stuff because of how rad it's going to be. No, I'll tell you what. I did see, um, I did see this guy who I'll be honest with you even after I have an appreciation

for the things that he was doing. I still think he's a freak. Are we all nobody? He like was dressed in like, like a ninja thing. And that makes him a freak or the coolest guy on the planet. Right. When I was eight. Yeah.

But in his backyard, he had like a whole setup and he had like this like pole that had a target on it. He had like a bunch of poles with targets on it. And then like a thing, like a, like a scare, like a scare crow. Yeah. And he had a sword. So he'd be like, huh. And then he like throw like ninja stars and like hit these fucking things.

And I was like, yo, this is fucking sick. Absolutely. And then you cut the head off of the thing. I was like, this is kind of fire. And like, I'm watching this video going, this is dope. But if I live next door, I'd be like, what is Jerry doing? Well, or Jerry's there to protect you. You make good friends with Jerry and Jerry becomes your protector and your dark night.

I find it hard to believe that a ninja star, like a, like a, like a ninja is really going to like ward someone off. Well, let's take a trip down, you know, knowledge. Someone would have to show up with a sword. Joey. But if they have a gun, you're, what are you going to do? Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. Ninjas were popularized when guns were not fucking a thing, but you think you could see this paper thin little fucking razor blade star coming through the air before it hits you in the eyes? No. And another one I want to get good at is a couple of years ago, I actually got my father-in-law throwing knives. Why the fuck did you do that?

I got like knives, swords and guns. So I got them one. I thought it was a nice, a nice gift. What are throwing knives looking like? They're like, they have like a, like a kind of like cucumber shaped handle. Cucumber. Like dick. It's a phallic handle.

But why'd you go like this? Cucumbers don't look like yous. Well, part of them do. About cucumber? Yes, Joey. Look at a cucumber. It's a big oval. Yeah.

It's like this. Yes. What, what letter is that? That doesn't, that doesn't look, it looks like this. Regardless. But it had a string on the end. So you can like throw it and then fucking get it back. That'd be dangerous.

Oh. How fucking rad would that be? Oh, like, are those people who have the things and they put it under their foot and they like kick it and it's like, shing. Yes. That's exactly what it is. Yes. I, I would be, I'm first of all, not against circumcision.

Cool. But if they started doing it with like cool stuff, if they were to be like, sir, we're going to circumcise your son, we can use a switch blade from a guy dressed up like he's in the 1950s. That's a good one. We can use a ninja throwing star. That would probably be my decision. We can use a night of the rounding, a night of the round table, like broadsword, you know,

the big ones that come out and they have to hold with two hands. Yeah, I might change my answer now. You know, or, or it could be like a box cutter from someone that works at Target. You know, just like, they give you options for circumcision. Yeah. You want to try that one more time? They give you options for circumcision. I think the world would look down upon circumcised wieners with more like grace.

I don't know why that guy was attacking you as if like you don't like you are circumcised. I don't think we've ever said anything against it. Yeah. If anything, quite the opposite. I don't know. Dude, I'm fucking canceled though. But I'll tell you this in the dick world, I'm done. I'll tell you this.

Well, you've, you've been a champion of the dicks for a long time. If I got to hear that again, I will say this, if we get to a place as a, as a country, as a world where the marginalised group of people that are or are not circumcised are like the biggest priority to like defend, I will be happy if we get there. Yeah, we're not. We're not there. We're not. I didn't know that there was such a movement behind, there's a lot of movements that I'm

not aware of. Yeah. Well, people have a lot of time on their hands. By the way, you want to hear something fun? I just realized this now. Guess how I spelled circumcision. Cirque? I'm going to give you this.

I'm going to, I'm going to save you time. Is there a Z in there? I did throw a Z in there. There's a Z. I knew it. I wrote C-I-R-C-U-M, come. Got it. Uh, so that's the easy part, circum.

And then I wrote I-S-C-I-Z-I-O-N. Circumcision? I-S. Circumcision. That sounds like a spell. That definitely does. Yeah. Like from like the German Hogwarts.

Yeah. Just like walked up. Where's my fucking ... Where are some like German like, what was the guys name Victor Krumm from the game from a fire? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He walks up and he's like, I gotta tie me up. I had a good decision.

Oh, thank you for the visual. I had to do it. He wanted so badly. I would never not act out Harry Potter if I have the opportunity. Need you and the people that watch this to know that. Freaky, I know. Okay. Um, but yeah, you're, you're canceled in the eyes of people whose dicks have been chopped off and also not chopped off.

So 50% of the population. My brother and Christ, we both don't have hoods. I'm technically on your team, whether I like it or not. If you were to go back to like time travel as a baby and go, I'm good. No, no, no, you were to time travel and you can go back and like be in the room when you are born, like your mom is out there. Just like, you know, given birth to you, your dad is there. Okay. All right.

Your dad's there. Would you tell them like, maybe don't do this. Like, let's see what life of privilege he lives. If I was a baby and I just, I just stopped the doctor's hand. No, no, like you as an adult can stop, like tell your parents, like this is me from the future. Oh, I just need you to know, like maybe let them live a life with a, you know, with the hood, let them go through some trouble, trials and tribulations. You know, there's more nerve endings in certain uncircumcised cocks.

So they had, they sex feels better for them. They have, they have more nerve. Whoa, hold on. So they're taking, yeah, this is some shit. Yeah. And so these doctors took away your right to orgasm. I definitely orgasmed. But not twice, but not like, like, not as hard as an uncircumcised weiner.

I guess so. I never. Yeah. So vaginas have even more than that. Yeah. Well, vagina, we know that it's like the quantum realm in there. No one has really figured it out. No, but they, they are, they are orgasming hard those three times in their life that they usually do.

Women? Yeah. Yeah. Are you speaking from? I'm talking about, yeah, I'm speaking for women. Okay. I just wanted to make sure. Yeah.

Um, I didn't, I didn't know that. Yeah. So guys that have, all right. So I guess that's the, like they have an uglier dick, but they get to come harder. Yeah. It's okay. It's a trade off. One of them.

Yeah. I mean, hold on. Nerve endings in dicks. Foreskin. Foreskin. That's the, that's what it's called. That's what they cut it off. That's not helping.

Well, the foreskin has more nerve rings than the glands or sensitive tip of the penis. And it's removal decreases sensitivity to touch. So yeah. So I thought there was going to be like a number. Yeah. Like 100. Yeah. 100, 200.

Foreskin is eight, regular dick is three. Yeah. Damn. So what, what have we not? So we have, our dicks are just more numb. So you know what we need as we're, as we've been lining up correspondence for the show, we need an uncircumcised correspondent to really understand what their winner is like. But how can they describe what orgasms are like?

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What would you say? I didn't say I was. I said we are. That makes it better that we're tandem coming right now. No, I'm saying like, do you think? Hold on. Do you think you had something you wanted to say? I know, but forget about that.

Okay, do you think at any point in our lives that we've ever like simultaneously at the exact same moment came? I sure hope so. Why do what? You hope that we have. I do think by chance, I would, I mean, the chances are quite slim. They're low, but they're not zero. I mean, nothing we could have come at the same time and never known about like across

like the world, you know what I mean? Like you could have been like coming in New York and I could have been in Jersey and like it could have just been like at the moment, like we had like an out of body experience like when people are like staring at the moon, it's like, oh, we're staring at the moon at the same time. We should do that. Stare at the moon or? Well, no, not the moon part, but like try to coordinate a come.

Yeah, just be like, ready, set, two minutes, go. I don't, well, you'll have an, you know, a minute and a half to, you know, just not do anything and I'll have to speed it up. You feel good? You got that out of your system. I'm glad. I'm glad you feel good. I did.

Stupid fuck. Yeah, I don't think. What about sneezing at the same time? Maybe. I don't know. That's not as cool as I sneezed a bunch last night. Past tense sneeze. No, no, no, you're right.

You're right. Past tense of sneeze is sneeze. Yeah, I saw that you sneeze like eight times last night or something like that. My dog was pissed. Quite, I was pissed when I read it. We have a, we have a two sneeze rule. So many people hit me up, by the way, and they were like, they said this for women, I guess they were like, other people speaking for women, women speaking for women.

They were like, uh, did you orgasm? Like mad people say that. I was like, what is this joke? There's like, no, that's not a joke. No, but they were like women. If they sneeze eight times, it's like having an orgasm. I'm like, what? What I've heard, I've heard that it's just if you sneeze eight times in a row, it's

like a fraction of what an orgasm feels like or something like that. Really? But I hate sneezing. I don't hate orgasms. I love orgasms. So I would assume that the more I sneeze, the more angry I would get. In my house, we have a two sneeze rule. You have a rule.

Sneeze the one time. God bless you. You sneeze the second time. Say, okay, more than that. You say, enough. So you only give people one sneeze to get God bless you'd. Yeah. Because all of the other sneezes are like, they've been blessed already.

I'll say God bless you. Then I'll give you a bless you. Then the third one, I go, okay, bless you. Like I'll put it all. Okay. Serious. The fourth one, I won't say anything. And then I'll wait until this fucking charade is over.

And then I'll go, what was that? I, it's my personal nightmare. I went to college with a kid who Joey without hyperbole pretending cameras are off. I would tell the story the same way. He machine gun sneezed. I had one point. I swear to God. I was like, I need to leave the room.

I couldn't, I couldn't deal with it. You see, well, I know how you sneeze actually, but like people who sneeze and they just keep it in, bro, boss. Yeah, bro, we were out at a Yankee game once and he was like, oh, I gotta sneeze. I was like, all right, you know, whatever, let it fly. And he goes, and I was like, did you just kill like you could you just probably like blew a fucking blood vessel in your vein or people who hold their nose.

I'm like, bro, you're gonna, you're going to die. Yeah. There's something that's going to happen to you. Don't do that. Yeah. It's like when fucking UFC fighters like blow their nose and their eye pops out. I imagine that's what happens when you fucking hold in a sneeze too long. Yeah, yeah, yeah, or it comes out your butt.

No, if you just swallow the sneeze and then it like the air travels through you. First of all, a sneeze is an air that is. Nope, it's not. Yes. Air comes out. Have you ever sneezed in your hand? Yes, I have sneezes in my hand. Okay.

Don't look at me like I'm crazy. You know you have, but sneezes isn't air. They're pushing the air out like a burp is air. That's gas. What's gas? Gas air. No, air is gas, but not all gas is air. Gas is air.

No, what? How can gas not be air? It's just air. It's a gas because air is like what's around us. It's it's it's air adjacent. It's a cousin of air. I wouldn't say that because there are gases that are certainly not air. What?

Sulphur. Why is that not air? Also not a gas. I think what we think when we say air, we're talking oxygen. No, I'm talking about all air. So so methane is air. That's a gas. I found a gas.

It's a kind of air. No, it's not. Air is a kind of gas. Yeah, it's frogs and toads, Joey. This is frogs and toads. First of all, you're talking about just oxygen. What about, wait, hold on, never mind. What about hydrogen?

Yeah, that's that's a gas, not an air. If there's a hydrogen in the air, guess what? You would be. I'm googling because you're a bitch is gas air. Air is gas. Gas is not air. Air is, oh, please tell me I'm right. Air, it says air is mostly gas.

It's a mixture of different gases. Yes, exactly. The air in the Earth's atmosphere is made up of approximately 78% nitrogen and 21% oxygen. So the air is technically more nitrogen than oxygen. You stupid whore. But air is made up of gases. So if you take the gases out of air, it's not air anymore, but gases is not made of air. A collection, they're not the same thing.

It's frogs and toads, Joey, frogs and toads. Wait, we'll say that one more time. If you take the gas out of air, then we don't have air. Then we don't have air. Air is oxygen gas. Yes, that's air, but not, not like other ones. Whom it's not the air that we is like oxygen, nitrogen. And it said the atmosphere, by the way, it said the atmosphere, Joey, we're not in the atmosphere.

We are in the ground. No, we're not. Yes, we is. No, we're not. There's different levels. Atmosphere. No, this is the atmosphere. Stratosphere.

I'm the atmosphere, right? Yeah. My arms are the atmosphere. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Joey, the atmosphere is up there. I know, but this is what I'm saying. This is the atmosphere, right? It's a bubble.

It's a bubble. It's a bubble. It's a shield. It is a shield. So a thinning, real thinning. It's actually coming back. OK. But once you get past, you're in the atmosphere.

You're in the John Mayer song in your atmosphere. It's all right. That's a great song. No, it's not. I. The atmosphere is up there, like the stratosphere and the other spheres. What is the stratosphere? It's a part of the atmosphere. It's like layers.

Yeah, but which one's higher? Is the stratosphere inside of us? I think the highest is the inside and outside. Because at is at the top at the most. At the atmosphere at most. At most. And stratosphere is like it's a strategic bubble. It's like we're here.

Like we're like it's a strategy. Yes, yes, that's right where, you know. I don't know. Yo, where is the stratosphere? There's layers. How do I how do I stratosphere? Layers of atmosphere. Yo, we're so stupid, but it's OK.

Oh, oh, oh, wait, I got pictures, babe. This is how. Yeah, I think I actually have the picture that you're going to show me. It framed in my basement. Oh, hold on. There's a lot of words here. Yeah, there's like mesosphere. What's it?

Yes. Yeah. What is that? Where the where the Mesopotamians lived? Yeah, I think so. Meso Mesa Table. It's a table. Yes.

Stratosphere. Oh, this may be. That's where Tristratus lives. Right. Stratopause. That's when Tristratus goes through menopause. Yeah. And then there's a troposphere.

Well, because of tropical tropical. Yeah, you know, there's a lot of tropes. Where's oh, this is it. OK. None of those say atmosphere. What is the fucking atmosphere? I think the atmosphere is the collection of the sphere. Oh, it's maybe it's all that.

Oh, it is. I got you. So we are the atmosphere, you idiot. No, no, no, no. This is a very bad conversation. This is really horrible. No, this is what. No, no, no, no, no.

People don't know that there's a bunch of ladies. I think this is what people need to understand about us. This is how the real American human brain works. We talk as if we know exactly what we're doing. Yes. Then we look it up. Right. And then we refuse to read it because there's

a lot of big words. And then we admit that we're dumb. Right. The American way, baby. Exactly. US&A. I will say this. The troposphere, right?

That's that's zero feet. Boom. Where we are. The crust. Where we are. The mantle. The where. No, now you're getting into others.

I know, but I'm not. I'm saying whatever we're standing on right now. The mantle. Right. OK, whatever. We're standing on that. That's the troposphere. What's outside the mantle of the crust?

We can't go far down now. Then it's the stratosphere. So that's where you've got the Chinese weather balloons. You've got jets, stuff like that. You have, you know, Survivor Series 2002 versus Jazz Tristratus. That's enough. Then you have the mesosphere. The mesosphere.

What's it? Mesosphere. Mesosphere. That's where the Mesopotamians live. Right. It's a mess. And then you have the thermosphere. The thermos.

Where's the aurora? Aurora borealis. Aurora. I've never seen aurora borealis. We've got to go to Iceland so we can see the aurora. And we can go and sit in those big old mud baths. Oh, oh yeah. Or like the.

They're like jacuzzi's of mud. Yeah, yeah. And then you get the aurora borealis. Then it's the exosphere. So that's like external. Exo. X, like the X, like X go and give it to you. Like DMX.

DMX-osphere. Yeah, so that's like where the space station is. Yeah, that's where all of those are. Fun fact, that's where he is now because DMX. Died. Yeah. But yeah, so that's the atmosphere. And then what was the outest one?

Exosphere. That was the exit. Like you're exiting. Exiting out of the. Like please exit stage left on the sphere. Get out of the sphere. Gotcha. But yeah, that's that.

Not to take away from the fact that gas is air. No, well, I think I'm right and you're wrong. But I'm not really confident in my side. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the basement of our pockets. Where else can you get these compositions that are this confident, but also stupid? Where else? Nowhere.

Fuck, I think you might be right. Joey, you don't need to tell me I'm right. I'm an American. I was born right. What? OK. But I don't. What is air, though?

Air is a collection of gases that are allowed to breathe. OK, I just read that to you. Don't fucking do that. I knew that from the start. All right. I think it's like what we can breathe. So like what air is to fish is water. Right.

Is it? Oh, is air? Air is relative. Is it? It's like happiness and sexy. That's it. What? Like what's sexy to you is not sexy to me.

OK, you're off. You're on. But I'm off. It's relative. Hold on. Oxygen is our air. Oxygen is a real thing. But H2O is.

That's water. Is that their air? That's fish's air. Or do they call it water? It's like, yeah, this is our water. But that water is their air. They don't call it anything because they're fish. Very dumb.

Got it. That's their air. And then like what's air for like? Do they think it's air? That's in their head. They're like, yo, we need this to breathe. Yeah. That's why they need to breathe.

They breathe in the gills with the water. Yes. Yeah. That's what I mean. But wait, are they getting the oxygen? Wait, maybe they're getting oxygen, too. Just like anything else is a man-made concept that we just assigned.

So to us, air is different. Air is different. Does any other animal breathe anything else? Yeah, this is so fucking stupid. Oh, trees! Carbon? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yeah, they take in carbon dioxide. They take in carbon dioxide. So that's quite annoying, I have to say. So they have a, so their air is our negative air. Is our bad air. Our air's adversary. There's three airs. There's three airs.

You ready? Our arch nemesis air for the trees. I really hope. Some of this is like Neil deGrasse Tyson. Oh, he's like physics. I would love to have him on the show as he would walk out. I'd be like, yo, what's fucking air, bro? Oh my god, we need to get him on.

Yeah, good luck. I'm reaching out to him, literally. Although, although, he is from the Bronx. He is from the Bronx. So he might want to come. And we just prepare a couple of questions for him. A couple. He's never going to be able to explain anything.

The guy's going to walk out of here. Yeah, he will not stay. He'll have some like cool tie with like Saturn on it or something stupid. Yeah. Air. There's three airs. There's oxygen, like what we breathe.

There's carbon dioxide with the trees breathe. Yeah. And there's water. And there's water. Like with the fish breathe. Yes. And then that's why. Space, no air.

No air. None. But maybe no air is somebody's air. Like an alien's air. Like maybe aliens. Maybe aliens air is space. And maybe if the aliens were breathing in our air, it would be like they can't breathe.

Like war the world. Because we need no air. Like war the world when they come here and they instantly die from our like measles and mumps. I haven't seen the movie in a long time. Is that time for? Signs with water. Water.

Yeah. So the fish air hurt them. So fuck, you just blew my mind. There's other forms of air we don't know of. Yeah. Like the absence of air is someone's air. That's someone's air. Well, maybe.

No, yeah. Oh, all right. Alien air is not our air. Different air. But air is just what you can breathe. I'm kidding. This is blowing my goddamn mind right now. Air is just what you can breathe.

Air is relative. It's not oxygen. It's like to us, it's oxygen. Yes. But to the fish, it's water. Like if you were like, you know how they say like yeast survives off sugar? Who says that?

Bakers? Like what the fuck are you talking about? Yes, bakers and people that make beer. I don't know any bakers. Well, yeast survives. It eats sugar. So like yeast's air is sugar. It needs it to survive.

OK. Oh, no. No, no, no. That's food, though. You're talking about air. Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess you're right. All right, the backtrack.

But forget I said that. Strike that from the record. Strike that from the record. Edit that out. Josh, don't leave the yeast in. Honestly, when you were saying yeast, though, that it eats sugar, I was like, oh, does that mean that like when women have yeast infections?

That means that they because they're shoving candy in their munt. No, that's not what I was going to say. I was going to say that there's no way that it would taste sweet. No, I think I heard a story once that someone made like bread with their vagina yeast. We do have more sponsors, actually.

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baking a sourdough bread using her vaginal yeast infection. She took the internet by storm by sharing every small detail of preparing the dough. She made the bread by extracting the yeast infection using a dildo. So she had a yeast infection. She had a yeast infection. And she was like, I'm going to dildo this.

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She took a negative situation, turned it into big pause. It did. And made a sourdough bread, which by the way, sourdough, great bread. Would you eat it? Would I eat sourdough bread? Or would I eat her? Her sourdough bread.

Yeah, her yeast pussy bread. No, I wouldn't either. I wouldn't either. But she said that she tasted it and it was incredible. Yeah, but. I wouldn't do that. Also, why? I didn't know.

Is that actually the same yeast? I mean, it's called a yeast infection. I assume that it has the properties of yeast. Isn't yeast like a bacteria? I know that it helps dough rise. That's all I know. Well, no, let me back up. Yeast is a bacteria that feeds off of sugars, I believe,

in order to kind of like just start like some chemical reactions and stuff. It pushes the bread up. But also it's in beer. That's right. It turns the sugar in whatever that is being made, I think in the hops, to alcohol. I don't think you're right.

I think I might. Or the malt. I think we're just saying buzz words at this point. No, I think I'm right somewhere in there. I would not taste that. No, yeah, I don't know if I could eat your pussy bread. If the person was my wife and she had made like a seeded Italian roll, I'd be like, hold on a sec.

So you would eat an Italian pussy bread? Why do you got to put it like that, Joey? This is what we're talking about. It doesn't help that she's British. Why does that not help? Because British people, good. Tell you, I don't even know what you're going to say. You know, nope.

If you were to eat a pussy bread? No, if you were to like, tomorrow. Remember how I said you would taste like a fucking street pigeon? Yes, you did say that. I don't think British people would taste good at all. They're vaginas? I'm not saying that.

I'm saying like them, just them. So if you were to eat a British person. It's like a boiled chicken breast, you know what I mean? OK. They've only gone out and done stuff in the world. You're just talking about white people. Yeah. Right.

Yeah. So you're tastest. That's a new word. Never thought of that one. Yeah, I don't know. I guess. Oh, I got called ableist recently, too. Are you just getting beaten up by the internet?

I think so. Yeah, people are not happy with you. They were unhappy. Some people were unhappy because I made a video on youtube.com slash JoeSanagow. I made a video about conspiracy theories. And one of them was that Helen Keller wasn't real, which is like insane.

But people were upset, I guess, that I was like, because apparently she wrote 14 books. And I was like, how did she write books? And how did she learn how to read it right? And then people were like, this is just ableist. Obviously, people who have disabilities are able to do things. And I'm like, yeah, I know that.

But I must pretend that it's not shocking. They have a disability, disabled, not able, but somehow can still do it. I'm supposed to go, yeah, it's shocking. It is shocking. And I think the point that you were trying to drive home in that video that I saw, because it was a good video on JoeSanagow YouTube.

That means that he hasn't seen it. No, yeah, absolutely. The video that I saw that was really good, by the way. It was like, you were impressed. Yeah, that's an impressive thing. She flew a fucking plane, dude. Listen, we're not saying that, like, how dare he. First of all, there are plenty of things

that you can attack Joey for. Just hit me up. I'll tell you all of them. Thank you for jumping in the grave with me, because you're like, we're not saying that. It was just me. I'm fucking going down with the shit, baby. Absolutely, you know I'm down with the sickness with you.

OK. It's impressive. It doesn't mean that we're, like, shocked. Like, they should. It's like, wow, that's. And then people, there weren't their comments that were like, you know, there are other people that have done this. And it's like, yeah, also.

Didn't know that, yeah, by the way. Also, very impressive. You know what I, you know, we just had a whole conversation about what air is and what the fucking atmosphere was. And we were wrong on all accounts. And you know what just happened the other day? I was talking to someone from Australia.

And they told me. And I don't know why, but. Why were you talking to someone from Australia? I was doing this podcast. It's called, there's a group in Australia. These three dudes called Sushi Man. Did you do it at like 3 AM? No, I did it at 6 PM, which was 10 AM for them.

Crazy. The next day. So, but I was talking to them. And they were asking me questions. And I was like, oh yeah, the neighborhood that the studio is in, there's a lot of Hasidic Jewish people. And then they said where they are, there's a lot of that also.

And that was the first time, for some reason. This is how stupid I am. Yeah, you were dumb. I was like, oh my God, there's Hasidic Jewish people in Australia. Yeah. I just didn't think, I don't know why, but I didn't think that could happen.

I'll tell you why. Stupid. You grew up in a box, Joey. I did not. You grew up in a box. You have not seen another. It's just not something I've considered. I mean, no, yes, I understand it.

It's just, it's like, yes, if someone were to say, hey, are there Hasidic Jewish people in Australia, you'd say, yeah. But then when you hear confirmation, you're like, oh yeah, you know, like it's just, yeah, it's just, it's different. Let me tell you another thing I thought of the other day. Do you think any birds can fly from here to like Europe?

Nah, how would they do that? I don't know, you sit in the water and for a little bit. Sit in the water, you're bait at that point in time. You know all the stuff that's under the ocean, Joey? I know, but like it's only for a second. Nah, it's like they stay in their country. New York pigeons ain't going anywhere else. I'm telling you that.

Dude, don't they fly south? That's mad far. No, bro, pigeons are always in New York. No, birds fly south for the winter. They've stopped. They gave up on it. Joey, every single day there are birds by me. And there have been since I've moved there.

But that's the thing, birds migrate. They tell you that. Big Bird wanted you to be convinced. Big Bird? We know who's leading. It's Big Bird from Sesame Street. He's been selling us out there. Big Bird has been leading the charge

and trying to convince you that they dip. They don't. There have been all types of birds and geese by me the whole winter and it has been like that. Every winter I've been alive. Bro, no, birds fly south. They tell you that. They don't do it.

What would be the point of telling us that? What's the conspiracy? Because then when they send the birds that are drones, they're like, oh, they're still here. I guess they stopped because of global warming. Because birds aren't real and they're trying to convince the world that global warming isn't real. So they keep them around and say, oh, they're not going

because of global warming, but they're the drones that are watching us. No, dude. This is not true. I'm on Google. Oh, and Google's right all the time. Oh, you're worse than Google. I'm not worse than Google.

I'm way smarter. Birds that nest in the northern hemisphere tend to migrate northward in the spring. Tend. Doesn't mean they will. Hold on. To take advantage of the insect populations, budding plants, and an abundance of nesting locations,

as winter approaches and the availability of insects and other food drops, the birds move south again. Oh. Oh, maybe they're saying southern birds are the horse. They're the ones that go down. They're the snowbirds. They come up when it's convenient, but then they go back to the house.

They're snowbirds, just like those other rich white people in New Jersey that go down to fucking Boca Raton just for the months of November to March. Well, no, this would be the opposite. This would be like people who live in Miami. It's the general concept, Joey. But it's never winter there. Why would they?

But it's hurricane season. Hurricane season's their winter. Hot as fuck there. Yeah, they come back. They come back in the. Yeah, they want hot-town summer in the city. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, and then another thing.

Give me another. The Tubi commercial. Yeah, you were attacked. Why did I get? What is going on with me? You were attacked. I'm not going to bring up some. I'm just a boy.

You are a boy. What happened with that? You told me. So there was an article written by someone that said you along, because the viral commercial from that Tubi had put on during the Super Bowl, it seemed like someone was switching the channel. Yeah, changing the channel.

And jokingly, people were like, it scared the shit out of me. You. Oh, I was dead serious. I literally was like, go. It's like, who the fuck is changing the channel? Well, someone had posted. I'm not going to put the trigger words that they had included in there,

but they had blown it way out of proportion. Because of something I said? Yeah. Wait, this whole thing was written about me? Not about you, but you were a part of it. Yeah, you were a part of it. And my tweet was, when that Tubi commercial came on, I yelled at every single person in this room.

And I got tweets from people being like, are you proud of this? And I was like, what? Bro. I was like, what are you talking about? It's like, wow, you act like a child. You're proud of this? I was like, what the fuck?

Bro, because there is no, listen, in the age that we currently live in where there is the absolute most availability to knowledge, we have lost all sense of context. Dude. So as we have all this knowledge, we have lost the ability to look at something and see other than exactly what it is.

And people saw that and were like, oh my god, Joe is tweeting that he's going to fucking yell at his family. Well, no, it was people that I don't fucking know or don't I know. I know, but that's the point is that they see it. It's so weird. People are stupid. That's what I've been.

Also, yeah, I am proud. If I'm watching the Super Bowl and someone grabs the controller and puts on fucking 2B, I'm going to come over. I didn't start swinging a bat, which I would have. He would have, absolutely. I've seen him do it. And also, I remember Pete was there. And he was going, it's a commercial.

It's a commercial. So then I got progressively more angry because of Pete. No, I thought that he was like, I'm going to change this because it is a commercial. And I was going to go, I don't fucking care. You want to see the commercial? Go back to the game. And then you looked at Pete's sweet eyes

and you saw that he's a very good looking boy. That's not what happened. But then he was just, yeah. Then he was like, no, it's a commercial. I was like, oh, these fucks. Yes, these fucks. 2B, which by the way, what the fuck is that? Don't do not ask me.

I have no idea what it is. It's like the show Burn Notice. Tell me one person that has seen it, one person that knows what it's about. Didn't even know that was a thing. There you go. But it's crazy because a commercial for this that got everyone talking, I still don't know what it is.

Yeah, me neither. Is it like a channel service? Yes. I don't know. But yes. But I don't know. You keep saying yes. But I don't know.

I know. But it is. But I have no clue. That seems to be a trend on this show. Fuck you. Thank you. FAlvors8085 on Twitter. I can tell when you're ready to end.

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