The Basement Yard - #412 - Bringing Taco Bell To Court

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

Joe and frankie talk about the recent case brought up against the Taco Bell! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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No, but there's more. Well, yeah, no, you're right. There's different branches in the military. I know. Also, can I just say this? No. The most Hispanic had I've ever seen in my entire life. What's wrong with that?

Makes you like it less? No one's saying that. I'm saying it is. So you're just pointing out that it's Hispanic? Yes. And you know what I'm pointing out about you? Go ahead. You look like shit.

I can't say that because actually you look great. Oh, thank you. You do. I have to admit, yes, really digging the grays. Oh, yeah. I'm really digging the mustache. Well, you know, you're digging the grays. You have a whole grout.

Shut the fuck up. Got it. A grout fit. It's all gray, baby. I consider these pants black. Stand up. They're dusty black, which is gray. But those are blatantly gray.

Come on. Those were gray in the 80s. At least what you're wearing. I forgot what you're wearing, I'm being honest. I'm just wearing shorts. Yeah, my room shorts. Whoa. Whoa, wait a go.

But the mustache looks good. Thanks. And I kind of dig the, like, I don't care what my hair looks like. You know what I'm saying? Like I kind of like that. My hair's like curly. know what I'm saying? Like I kinda like that about it. My hair is like curly. Yeah, and I think you've let it get to a certain length and it's starting to curl. That's what happened with mine hair.

Someone asked me if I got a perm. Could you imagine? I just got a perm. We should get Jerry Curls for a fucking episode. Nope. Why not? How do you get them? It's, I don't know.

I just know that it's very- Is that just like a- I think it's like an oily substance that's put into your hair. Uh-huh. And it's supposed to look wet. Go look at any fucking 1980s music video. They're just shopping wet curls. But isn't it up or is it just down?

No, I think it's- I think it could bounce. I think it could be up and- Up and down. You know? Up and bounce. I think it could be up and bounce. I think it could be down and out, you know?

Should I wear a mousse? What does that do? What the fuck is mousse? I don't know. You know, I think it could be up and bound to think it could be down and out, you know, shywear moose What does that do what the fuck is moose? I don't know I've broke chocolate moose, too. I don't is it put it? It's just phone is it phone is it? I Don't know whenever you have a chocolate moose cake. It's like I just tastes like a chocolate cake first of all Stop you're not get off your fucking eye get out of your ivory tower. It's just pudding right? It's just area pudding. It's cake and pudding and like I think I go no What is moose? I don't know when we went to that friend restaurant after we shot the the edit video There was one of the I think one of the desserts because I remember I got the creme brulee

Yeah, oh dude, I love it. God god almighty that was my first time ever having it Maple creme brulee first time wait, why have you never had creme brulee? Don't fucking do this don't make me fucking do this to you Joey I don't go to these fucking fancy French restaurants. It's creme brulee. They probably have it at diners Joey you think I'm going to a diner and say excuse me Excuse me Fucking 30 year old, you know with more gray hair than my grandmother. Let me get a Crembrule. No, I would no You're like one of those psychos that goes to a fucking diner in orders like a lobster. No, no, yes, no

Marco though we We were in a, like, it looked like a dive bar. Yeah. Diner. And he got like razor clams and eggs. And I was like, are you want to get sick or something? Like, never diners? No seafood. No.

No seafood. I have a rule for my diners, my diner experiences. I usually get well done burgers too at diners. Because I'm like, I don't know. I mean, I guess that kinda makes sense. I, for my burgers, I do medium, but my diners, I always gotta get, I gotta test their mots sticks. Yeah, and their fucking French onion soup.

You're a slut for Monterello's sake. Got almighty, yes I am. It's crazy. I am such a dirty little horror form. I know. What's better than that? Yeah, I know, I think it's great. You, you almost thought of something and I was about to jump across this table and run your neck. 30 little horror form. I know. What's better than that? Um, yeah, I know. I think it's great.

You almost thought of something and I was back to jump across this table and run your neck. I mean, there's not many things that you can like compare to. There's like onion rings, which are fucking disgusting. No. I like a good onion ring. Also like a blooming onion? Whoever eats that, just like insane.

Yeah, watch this. Watch this. You ready? Yep. You don't like blooming onions either? You're just like kind of- A annoying- A annoying-

It's kind of annoying. I feel like someone's fucking with us. Bro. Deep fry anything and I'll eat it. You do eat my- It's like deep fry this whole onion, dude. And like the whole thing and it's like, you want it? Eat it now.

It's like a prank. My brother-in-law, Adam, is such a fucking dude. I love this dude so much. but he needs to be studied by science Because he used to not anymore. He used to eat so bad. I was talking to him one day and he's like, yeah yesterday I had two wheels of Bree. I'm like, what? When how big are these wheels? It doesn't matter. He eats a whole wheel of Bree like a burger. Oh, what the hell nuts? And then he's like yeah, and I got two blue man onions and I'm like in the same day And this dude was a shit like dude. I don't know. I've never you believe it or not I've never asked him about his fucking feces. I was I've eaten two wheels of cheese

That's the first thing I asked him. I was like when was the last time you use the bathroom He's like my tummy didn't feel great. Yeah, but like he say tummy is a full grown man. He didn't maybe not I think I might have put the tummy in there. Okay, but you may want to take tummy out of I mean I could put I could put anything anywhere I want Joey. So let's not be let's not that's a lot of people get trouble That's a lot of people get I know I know you You taught me that about business and I won't do it. No, what? I just legitimately, and he would be like, yeah, I had two blue man onions and a bottle of mountain dew.

And I'm like, you legitimately need to be studied by signs because he's like, you're probably better off eating a whole pack of things. Bro, he's like six foot four and fucking skinny is a twig. The guy's in great shape. The insides are probably nuclear though. Yeah, yeah. They're fucking glowing like, you know,

different colors and sheds. It's probably Hiroshima in there. Well, Hiroshima or Hiroshima? Well, I think are we taking the Americanized version of it or are we like gonna give credit to how the Japanese refer to their own city? I would like to give the credit. I think it's Hiroshima.

Hiroshima. But I think us as Americans, we were like, we went over there and we fucking took care of business up in Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Okay, you know, but Hiroshima. But I will say this though. There's been a lot of like, oh, well, I've been home, I remember.

I was like, I've been watching so many like atomic bomb videos. Well, there was something, don't say it, don't say it. Someone made a TikTok. Yeah, well, they were someone don't say it don't say it someone Someone made a TikTok and it was like Japan banned Oppenheimer and like you know how you can like do edit a TikTok. I know what you're about to say I didn't make this no, I know I know I did I was like whoa Well, let's be very clear tragic wrong the atrocities of crime and war and stuff like that, I don't agree with it.

But the person that made this TikTok was like, yeah, Japan banded, because they got a first fucking viewing up back in 1945. So holy shit. I did see one that was like showing the equivalent of what if they came out with a movie about the US. And it was like 9-11. And like all this shit of like a cool movie was like famous actors about 9-11 I was like yeah a little a little rough, but you know, what do you get to do? Yeah, I don't know

Well, I will say this. Mm-hmm one of my biggest pet peeves is when people is war is war Yes, I what are my biggest pet peeves is war? What are my biggest pet fees is like like Adam bombs like when you kill a bunch of civilians? One, I don't like that too. I don't like that. Do I in general? More in general. What is it good for? You know what?

I've been asked myself that. Absolutely nothing. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. We're sometimes so smart but so stupid. What was your pet peeve? When people go to, like when you were gonna go to Spain

and they come back and they're like, oh my God, it's such a great time in Barcelona. Ibiza. Oh my God. Yeah, it's like, come on, you're American. Just say it wrong. Say the American. That's part of being American.

Saying where's wrong. Just give into a piece of shit, like being a piece of shit. Like it's okay. Like when people will come back and like, there's something racist when they come back and they're like, oh my God, I had such a good time and like they use like, Meclo knows.

Yeah, oh my gosh. Or it's even worse when they go to like, you know, Jamaica or something like that. And they're like, oh my God, it was the sans of, Yameka were so beautiful. And you're like, ew, dude. Like that, there's something wrong there. Like you're literally from New Jersey. Why are you saying it like this is very weird? But I actually do have a bone to pick now that we're talking about food

I got talking about I got a fucking yeah, we talked about the blue man onions, babe. Oh, yeah, that's right Let me yeah, where where does outback rank and like you're like chain restaurants then there once me too Don't care for it. Also I waited so long. Really? Yeah, I was just like waiting outside. Did you go to the same one that I went to? The one that was in that Queens like knockoff mall?

Bait Terrace. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like that place. I went, why? I just don't like their vibe. I mean, I've only been there like a handful of times. I went to the Outback and then I went to like a Yankee Candle in there. Which by the way, Yankee Candle is a wild store.

There's no oxygen in there. Bro, you walk in and you're gasping for air. Yeah, I'm smelling like... Shh, it's like, I don't know what I'm smelling. It's too much. It's sensory overload. You know what else is like that? Bath and body works, slash white barn?

I don't know why they really... What the fuck is that? There are two names to them, Joey. I'm not quite sure why but it was that bed bath and beyond Bath and body works is what I say oh I thought okay bath and body work like barn it Go to any mall and if there's a bath and body works in it It has like next to the name or under it. It says white barn. And it's like, that seems a little racist.

Yeah, I don't know. Not quite sure. I know you always say you like the white barns better. I don't think it's appropriate. Yeah. You just gotta let me ruminate in that one, aren't you? Ruminate. Yeah, just like sitting in it.

I know what it means, right? Okay. Okay. Wait, what was the bone? You had to pick a bone? Yeah, fucking, I don't know if you saw. There's a new class action lawsuit that I might sign up for against Taco Bell. I'm gonna stop you there. I'm not really tapped into the class act. Clack. Clack.

Thank you. I'm not t-xxxxxxx was way I was super I was I was waiting for you to trip there Me too. No, I'm not either, but like I am tapped into Taco Bell Taco Bell? Yeah, where they going after no one's going at no No, talk about not chasing anybody people are going after Taco Bell. Okay, unless normally I'm a Taco Bell tank I will fucking live breathe and die by Taco Bell. What was the last time you after Taco Bell. Okay. And listen, normally I'm a Taco Bell tank. I will fucking live, breathe, and die by Taco Bell. What was the last time you had Taco Bell? Pfft. It's been a while because I'm, you know,

I try to avoid fast food. I would say I've had it at least once this calendar year. Pfft. It's a political answer, I don't know why. I can see that. Wait, usually, yeah, what's your Taco Bell order? You're ready for this. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm I'm I'm sorry I asked but it's the same thing every time

Cheesy gordita crunch no spicy ranch bitch no And then the number nine which is the crunch wrap supreme meal with a soft taco supreme what comes in the meal That's off taco supreme and a drink. What's a supreme it just has It's off-topped, I was supreme and a drink. What's a supreme? It just has a... Sarkream? I'm not quite sure what the difference is.

It's all these buzzwords. Supreme! Yeah, I don't, I think they do that as like a marketing tool. Yeah, but, and then I just fucking slurred down with either a Pepsi or it wasn't CRMS. But now it's like Stari or something like that. Whatever the fuck. The hell? There's a new soda in town?

CRMS is fucking, I got taken behind the barn. Yeah, but isn't Sprite still like, no, but Sprite is like, I think the Coca-Cola. Oh, I don't know. You know what I'm saying? You know, these soft drink wars. Yeah. But what is the last time you had Taco Bell?

Dude, I don't know. Divina used to bring Taco Bell over to my house like for the Super Bowl every year for some reason. I don't even know where they're, oh, it's on Northern Boulevard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But'Vina used to bring Taco Bell over to my house like for the Super Bowl over here for some reason. I don't even know where they're, oh, it's on Northern Boulevard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, he used to bring them over, and that was probably the last time that I had it.

And he would always bring two suitcases. Oh. And they would be the ones that are like Doritos. Oh my god. Which is such a good idea. And like, that's what kind of sold me on Taco Bell. It was like, yeah. We're gonna take the best Dorito,

which is the cool ranch. Right? I would say yes, absolutely. Okay. And then just make it a fucking. Right. I would say yes, absolutely. OK. And then just make it a fucking taco shell. I'm going to ask a question. I'm going to raise my hand and ask a question. Frank.

And using it, this is for the video medium here. Yeah, Frank. Thank you. I know this part of the conversation is coming. How quick till your body turned that Taco Bell into sewage? So it doesn't turn into sewage, it's more like hot lava. Okay. And that I would say is around an hour, 28 minutes.

God damn, that's quick dude. It ain't slow. Yeah, no it isn't. Yeah, I remember one time I went to Taco Bell, the one on northern with Keith, and I got two soft shell soft, what is that called? Soft it's up shell soft shell yeah like tacos and then flashed shell to flasket shell you got flasket tacos yeah and then I got two of the the Dorito ones Doritos los tacos and I ate them in my car in the parking lot you didn't even wait to get home got I mean yeah I mean that was the that was the craziest thing Yeah, I was running red lights to get home. I swear to God

And I was it it was my mom's Mazda. Oh, who can fucking blow your blow your pants out in that if it was your BMW I'd say pull over blow my pants out. Yeah, I care about the like it's not the I don't want to shit myself Frank. I'm not thinking about like the car. I mean, shit, your pants for Taco Bell. If I was told, listen, you can have Taco Bell every day for free. But you will poop your pants fairly quickly after. For free? It's not even that expensive. You're not like saving that much money. It's a fucking... What if you could...

Sophie's choice here, Joey. That's what I'm doing. I know, but I'll give you a Sophie's choice. What if you went to Taco Bell and they told you that there was no, like, health ramifications from eating that every told you that there was no like health ramifications from eating that every single day and it was just like yeah, stop yes But you had to shit your pants every time you ate it. Oh, I was I was on board with the health ramification Because yes, that's why I don't have it more because it's just it's probably just not great for you But you would shit your pants if how much money?

For you to sit there in a diaper and just rip a shit? Now here's my real question. How much money in a joke manner or like are you opening up the fucking Santa got a studio's checkbook? No, look No, like I'm saying like for real like if I had a suitcase full of cash and There was an amount but it's the smallest. Don't try to get I'm not gonna be like a billion Honestly, yeah Because it would probably have to be a patreon exclusive Okay, and I would have to check and you would have to check you have to check my diabetes

So disgusting. I would say cash. Yeah 50k What the way higher than I thought oh really yeah, oh all diabetes. I would say cash. Yeah 50k. What the fuck? That's way higher than I thought. Oh really? Yeah. Oh all right I'll stay 30. That's a lot of time going really yeah So if I do you know mentally what that would do to me and what that would do to my poor wife you can't what the hell would it do to her She knows that her fucking She knows her husband that she finds physically and sexually attractive is going and shitting his pants in front of a camera. She loves you, she'll put up with that.

She will. She's a good woman. But you know why? I wouldn't put up with her if she didn't. If she shitter pants, like she ships done. Listen. That's crazy. She recently asked me.

She goes, serious question. If I pooped my pants right here, I was like, it would take me a lot where was right here though a kitchen To kitchen. Yeah, I can bathroom's right there. I know, but you know if you know she had a she had an accident I said I mean I'm a hundred percent said that I was like I don't think adults have accidents Yes, they do Everyone has accidents. Oh like a like a fart. Yeah, like you went to like, you know, let something slide and it slid, you know, right now, late.

And it was a mudslide. Yeah, oh, god, damn it. Sorry. Yeah, Becca was like, you know, like those questions where it's like, if I was a worm, when you still love me, I take those very serious.

Yeah, and she's like, she'd ask, she's like, if God forbid, if I had like an accident, would you love me? I was like, I would. God like, she'd ask. She's like, if God forbid, if I had like an accident, would you love me? I was like, I would. God forbid, like, relax. Well, she knows my reaction to it.

I was like, of course I'd love you. But a little less. Yeah, yeah. A little bit. Maybe you know that it was poopy? Maybe even a medium less. I mean, dude, come on, it's a butt. They get poop on them.

No, I understand. It doesn't mean I need to, to like there's one thing is like Knowing it's in the world and then seeing it, you know what I'm saying. Well, she I'm not I don't think she's gonna ask you to change her Dude, oh god forbid she needed me to what is this god forbid? It's just shitting your pants It's not this like incredible thing. I think it is. No, it's not I hate poop I know that I don't like it and you hate farts. I hate farts. What's do you hate more food a part? Food a part Oh If I food apart I

Did you just bar, but If I photopart I I did you just What you want to hate more food apart? I think I have to say I think I hate fart smore Parts part food a part food a part. I think I hate farts more because people try to make farts funny If you shit your pants here, we'd both be really concerned. Dude. I know that you love your wife a lot So much on on on on on and I know I need to be fucking dead. I will I know that you love your wife a lot. So much. Hold on, hold on, hold on. And I need to be fucking dead, so. I will be, all right, watch this. Be dead serious.

Watch this, on this. Oh, okay, okay. I'm gonna put it on the line here. If I'm lying, it'll fucking kill me. Yeah, well magic isn't real. But, so let's say you're sleeping, right? And she wakes up before you, and you're just lying about you. And you wakes up before you, and you're just laying in bed.

And you wake up and you open your eyes and she has her ass in your face. She's wearing pants and she just rips a fart in your face. And she laughs and runs away. Yeah. At that point, what happens? Honestly, the first thing I do, yeah, instantly Google divorce lawyers.

No, no, no, be serious. Okay, seriously? Yeah, I'm taking the kids. Hold on. No, no, no, be serious because I want to know if the balance of your marriage is way with the fart. Let me be very clear. What's something you hate?

Hispanics. If you woke up. No, seriously. It's very clear. What's something you hate? Hispanics. If you woke up. No, seriously, give me something that you really, really, really dislike. I don't know that I like jokes aside. I like jokes aside. Like something you really genuinely dislike.

That like, you share, and it's not like I choose to hate farts. I just don't like them. I just think that they're like, I know, but anything that I would say is not farting. I don't understand. It's like, but the general, would say is not farting. I got to stand. But the general, what I'm trying to get to, the fucking basis is just like,

it's something that it's clearly, it makes me uncomfortable. Right. And I don't like it. But I'm asking. So if I woke up to my beautiful wife, fucking, ripin' a fat one. Ripin' a fucking beef.

Yeah, ripin' a beef in your face. In my face. Yeah. I am both hands on her butt and extending his fast. Oh, she ain't got it. Listen, I've been working on push-ups and my bench. She's gonna hit the wall. She's going down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm, that's the first move. Okay. Second move. Like, obviously you guys aren't getting divorced, but how? No, no, yeah, I'm that's the first move. Okay second move How like obviously you guys aren't getting divorced, but how no no no no if that happens You I'm not kidding you Joey you would do I'm gonna be crashing on Uncle Joey's couch for a couple weeks Okay, I believe well I gotta go for myself. I can't leave my what I gotta kick my wife out. I'm not gonna do that Would you go for a long walk near like a body of water? Like just, I gotta think about shit.

Uh. I would probably, I would, are you kidding or are you serious? This is the next thing. Of course. Then a wiping of the, a profusive wipe of the face. Probably going to wash my face. Shit on your face.

Dude, you said bear ass, dude. I said she was wearing pants, you mor face. Dude, you said bear-ass, dude. I said she was wearing pants, you moron. Oh, I thought you said bear-ass, okay. Oh, all right, so then I probably won't wash my face. I'm gonna be upset, though. I know you are. I'm gonna be really, and you know me. Yeah.

It takes a lot for me to get visibly angry. I feel like we're seeing how that's not true. No, this is joking joking podcasts, Joe. I'm sad. Be serious. I'm bad. All right, all right, watch this. Seriously. Oh.

Are you serious? No. My serious reaction. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. I'm getting up. I'm removing myself, and I'm saying don't follow me. Right, yeah.

And then you would have to cool off for just- I would have to do something to cool off. Whatever that may be. Going into the basement and screaming into a pillow. For half an hour. No, I wouldn't scream into a pillow. Everyone's hearing my pain. God, I got it.

I want to scream into a microphone. I want the, yeah, a microphone. Yeah. And then we're gonna have a serious long talk about our future Would you take your ring and put it on like? I hate people that do that where they're like Put a lecture answer You know what? I'm leaving. It's like you're that's you're clearly doing that. He's saw it in a movie. Yeah, you know

Because I don't wear my ring. It's not a physical. It's a I wear my ring in my heart, bitch. Do you ever forget that cool? I wear my ring on it's not a physical, I wear my ring in my heart, bitch. Do you ever forget that? Cool. Uh, I wear my ring on my heart. It's a, it's not. It's just the thing you just said. So I don't know why you're trying to make it a thing that the world says. Like what would you, if you were, I mean, lying next to the mother of your children.

Yeah. This woman, maybe one day man, that you grow to love so much, that you say, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. And she ripped a fat bean. And you wake up to her, bent over, starting a lawn mower in your face. Yeah. What do you do?

Yeah, it would be a conversation for sure. be, it would be a yelling conversation for sure. It was scolding. It was like, okay, you're gonna scold. I'd be like, why would, like, I would never do that. And then, well, and then what if they were like, all right, well, then that's something I want you to do to me. Fire away. What?

What? What? You know, I mean, you're gonna, like, I don't care if someone's farting, but if someone's farting, but if- No, no, no, but if someone- You can do my nose. Bro, if someone fucking wears your nose like a tampon,

you're not gonna be upset about it. I mean, dude, you're, you're, I- You're talking about farting though. Yeah. Oh yeah, no. If they fucking shove your nose into their, into their gooch, and then they fart as hard as they can. Like, you remember when you farted in there

and it sounded like a knife? That was kind of insane, honestly. Fucking sharp one. Yeah. You wouldn't be like a little jokes aside. You- I farted in your face. Like, let's make me your wife without the love.

Well, you can't do that without the gay. I'm just saying. No, I'm saying like, I subbed over your house. I'm very young and I just fucking beef I feel like as a kid. I was probably it was far too funnier as kids Oh, yeah, as you you cuz they were like they were like a they were kidfarts like kidfarts are all right But now it's a third now adult farts suck so much. Yeah, right, you know Yeah, I if you to, if we were kids, you remember a kid someone would fart

and they'd go fucking safety, you know, or fucking doorknobs, and then you'd have to chase the person and punch him until they touched a doorknob. Who the hell made up that game? I don't know. How did that catch on? Why didn't they fucking copyright it? Trademark that shit.

How would you make money? Anytime someone said it, that's not copyright. Yeah it is. Saying words. That is Joey. You can't? Yeah. Alright, as kids, different.

I'm pretty sure Danny is farted in my face. And you remember how I was not happy when that happened? Danny farted in your... Oh yeah he did. I was on a work call back in like 2018 2019 Yeah, and he Fucking fired off it wasn't really a booming fart as much as was like a little like letting Arab balloon You know what I mean well, Godless it was a fart. I agree. I was not happy

But I kept it together because I didn't know Danny well enough and he could beat me up I openly say also you were on a phone call you can't call what the fuck you pick yeah, I should have got all money I should have let a pig or rat fly or something a rat bastard. I Should have made fun of his diabetes. That's what I should have done at that point. I don't think he had it yet He was working on it. He was working. Yeah, yeah, he was building up. He was working on it I guess we'll get to the answer. Next year we have Squarespace. Squarespace.

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that's such a good song. Whatever happened to Luda, I know he's acting now, but like, yeah, he's one of the biggest franchises ever, I guess. But he's not, like, the music making Luda, DTP was like really at the top. Yeah, you know? Yeah, well not a lot of Luda DTP was like really at the top. Yeah, you know Yeah, well not a lot of people remember DTP DTP. Yeah

That was our Luda Chris has some bangers back in the day, dude. Yeah, dude. I mean, there's still bangers I guess yeah, they're kind of classics when you think about it. Don't think I'm over Taco Bell by the way Okay, I just want you to know that Taco Bell there's apparently a class action lawsuit that's getting filed against Taco Bell, by the way. Okay. I just want you to know that Taco Bell, there's apparently a class action lawsuit that's getting filed against Taco Bell because of false advertising. They advertise like double, if not triple the amount of meat in their food and their actually is.

Oh, well yeah. Well, no, that's just fast food. No, it's not though. Dude, look at, honestly, do you want to go make Donald's commercial and go, oh, that burger's gonna look just like that. No, no, no, bitch. No, I didn't.

No, I never have. I understand that there's a fucking magic to the way that they make the food to look. I've seen those videos where it's like, they paint fucking grease, and it's like glue and not mill. And they're like spraying it. Yeah. No, I understand that.

But at least the meat content looks the same. Like, it looks like it's the same amount of meat. Bro, look it like... You ready? Look it like you ready? Look it like a fucking Advertise Crunch-raps supreme all right, and then you tell me that This is the actual amount of meat that they have in this bad boy now listen I will fucking I will die for a crunch-raps supreme. I can't find like they're like official

God I will die for a Crunch Rapp Supreme. I can't find like they're like official. God. Um, but it's like a third of them, I'm sorry, I couldn't find them. I'm really hungry for Taco Bell. I'm not even gonna lie right now. I need it. If I bring Taco Bell here? No, if I door dash right now. You're gonna door dash Taco Bell here.

Never mind, trying to do something good for you. Buy you lunch for the fucking 4,-a-thinth time. What the hell? You know I have. But, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm with, they're being sued. Yeah, by whom? The people, the public. The public.

Are we getting anything out of this? I mean, I, if I could, if we can jump on board. So they're being sued because their commercials, like they show like the crunches for being like, and I'm just like commercials, go to like their fucking menu and store on the drive-through. And it's like, goddamn, that crunches supreme looks like it's fucking fat.

Oh, so it's like false, I never got it. Yeah. I guess, I mean, I don't guess, support. I, who, I don't, me. You're in on this now? I'm maybe, I'm hurt here. Yeah, I don't know I've never I haven't had Taco Bell in a while, but like every single time I get it I'm like yeah, there could be more meat here. That's why you get fucking five of them

Well, it doesn't I don't want five. I want one you want one big thing. I want one to do the trick You want one big fatty. I don't want it. I want one $10 taco. Mm-hmm I don't want to spend $50 to fuel as full as I would by you know what I mean. Yeah to I want one ten dollar taco. Mm-hmm. I don't want to spend $50 to fuel as full as I would by you know What I mean? Yeah, I want one. Yeah, that's all I want I know but like do you like hard tacos? By the way, I don't mind. I know kind of like I don't like that shit. Well, you don't have to I Know You think one bite in the shit is like is yeah, it's like all over the place. Why would there's key? Oh there he is He said fuck you to me. He's a fuck you to you. Oh

Then ants filming what is he it's gonna be his new smut film Those glasses you know that yeah, I was pregnant is he that's offensive on multiple what's under your stomach right now? His gut Joey. Oh, why is it? More important question. How many pockets you got in those pants? Oh my God. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? We're making fucking sausage here. Okay, go leave. What are you doing? It's gracious. It's guys loves to watch sausage. I don't think that's like a thing. What? Talk about leads into my next story. Okay. Synergy, baby.

Yeah, I don't know. Kind of. It's not what Synergy is. I'm done. Get it. But there's a girl who is doing, she's calling it the sewage challenge or something like that. Is she shitting on herself?

Well, no, but she's dumping raw sewage on herself. And it's because raw sewage? It's like the 20th anniversary. As opposed to cooked. It's like the 15th or 20th anniversary of the Dave Matthews incident. And what is that? You don't know what that is?

The Dave Matthews incident? Joey. You don't know what the Dave Matthews incident is. It's just like a famous, yes. Like a well known, 20 year anniversary? 15 or 20, but it's not, it ain't't new no, I have no idea the Dave Matthews band Yeah, you know who they are yeah lead vocalists Dave Matthews. Yeah, it's uh Yes, good former drummer Carter Buford. I do know that

Who cares? Very good drummer. I'm sure But they were I believe in Chicago on tour and they were passing through on their bus and they had to dump The sewage from us from their bus. Okay. Yeah, they meant they did it off of a bridge As there was a boat of tourists No underneath yeah, they dumped so someone was rained on someone a boat of Tourist in maybe it was Chicago. I'm it's not important where it was Were covered in fucking Carter Buford's dump and piss and Dave Matthews fucking loads. I don't know

How about just piss and shit Frank? Well, you don't know what they're doing in those buses. But that's the Dave Matthew just said, you've never heard about this? No. You've never watched like, I love the 2000s on fucking VH1 back in the day. Oh, I'm not 80. So I don't, no, I didn't. I haven't watched that.

You sure? No. You're sure about that. I am. I do have no idea what you were talking about. Dude, all over. They dumped it off of the driver was just like, we need... You're not allowed to do that anyway. Like, it's like a, well, you know, those mid-2000s, there were the lawless time, Joey.

Yeah. Fucking people were running around, and our Kelly was making music, and, you know, fucking, it's all about the world's greatest, like, yeah, chill. About that, yeah, I don't know about that. But yeah, so they're covered in shit. Wait, so what's the sewage shop? Oh, wait, she started remember that fucking ice bucket challenge for oh, oh, dude

Yeah, so she covered herself in sewage Where she gets and she's like I challenge Dave Matthews to do the same What do you think he's gonna say hey hey take a I'm gonna have you close your eyes Stupid dumb white bitch got it before the fucking question left my mouth Let me guess who do you get take a wild guess or take my bitch take a wild guess or hair color Just one two I'll give you there's many hair colors. I'll give you Unguess Joey. Mm-hmm. Go. Blonde.

Got it, nailed it. Pfft. Do you know her name? Oh, it's got to be something like, I'll tell you right now, but it's got to be something. Wait, where is she getting sewage? Well, that's... If someone told me you have a half an hour,

go give me a bucket of sewage. I wouldn't even know where to begin. Oh, by the way, her, she's calling it the one girl one bucket challenge. Oh, by the way, she's calling it the one girl one bucket challenge. Oh, even better. Which she knows. Yeah, it's Chicago, uh, Torboad was dumped in 800 pounds of pure sewage from their Torbus back. 800 pounds?

2004. Are these people okay? That's a lot of shit. It's a lot, dude. How big is this tank? In honor of the human waste accident anniversary, her name is Annie. Annie? That's the idiot.

That's the idiot. That's the idiot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god, dude. She did it while obviously playing their crash, their 1996 hit song, Crash Into Me, in the background. Fire song. Really good. Love that song Crash into me in the background fire song really good love that song I like apparently it's the song come crash into me Yeah, I do

Play crash and then cover herself and shit. Yeah, is there a video for covering herself and shit? So there is a video can I see it She just did it on TikTok Yeah covering herself and shit. So there is a video. Can I see it? She just did it on TikTok? Yeah. Where did she get all this? Are there she fished out of her own toy? It says it is unclear as to where she got foul smelling brownish yellow liquid.

Maybe it's fake and we're being duped. It doesn't matter if it's fake, Joey. It doesn't matter because it's podcasts. People do weird stuff for attention, don't they? Cover myself and shit. Yes, they do like us. Yeah I'm trying to find the actual TikTok here. You're doing a phenomenal job. I'm a big big journalist here Dude when you're yeah, sometimes you pick up your phone and I would say 100% at the time It takes you way too long to find the thing.

I get that honestly I get that. Alright, and you continue to do it. I can't find it. I'm gonna put it down. There you go. But dude, what do you think? Hey Annie, what do you think Mr. Matthews is gonna do? Hmm, reminds me of that song, Annie get your gun.

Is that a song? I think it's Annie's got a gun. That's Jane's got a gun. Oh, is Annie get your gun even, anything? No, I got the phone out of bed. No, it's Jane's addiction. Annie, get your gun. No, that's a thing.

Annie, get your gun. What's the song? It's a musical. From 1950. Why do I know that? Why do you do what the fuck? It has 100 musical from 1950. Why do I know that? You As a hundred on rotten tomatoes. Pretty good. That's a certified fresh. If you ask me any get your gun Jayny's got a gun Jayny's got a gun. That's Errol Smith, isn't it? Jayny's got a gun

What's the one by fucking James addiction? I don't I don't there guns in there? I don't know, but Jane- 21 guns. That's a green day. It is. 1 2 1 2 1

I don't know any Jane's addiction songs. Uh, Jane says, I know that song. What song is that? Jane said! That's the only song I know. You didn't- Oh, boy. Yeah, I met two.

That's a heavy hitter in the office today. Yeah, there is. Um, that's the only song I know better. Jane. I don't know. It Yeah, I met here. That's a heavy hitter in the office. Yeah, there is That's the only song I know about chain. I don't know. It doesn't matter, dude. I think Annie I think you get your gun. I think of the redhead orphan Yes, you know, I do think of that the redhead orphan to Annie who was just a good singer What was the story with that she was she was like an orphan and a mystic and that was the whole story I think I well, the sun's gonna come out tomorrow. It's gonna be alright. But

we're all orphans. Is that a story? Slow the fuck down. I want to know. I know. Joey slow down. Yeah. She was in an orphanage. Correct. That's how that works, I think. Yes. And by the way, do those exist still? Are you even a person? I don't know. What do you think they did with all the children, Frank? Let them go into the wild, like they're fucking rabbits? Not what happened, idiot.

You know a lot of people still, they drop off, they think at fire houses, like they're a stork. I just go like, I think that's one of technically, like the only legal ways that you can give up your child Yeah, I think I know there's like places you can go and you put a child not that I looked that up but like I'm put no there are places where you can go and like put a child and Basically in basic where these people where people these people that are dropping their babies off get these Beautifully woven wicker baskets that they're leaving these babies in

No, those are the Storks, but where are the birds get them? What would mean? Yeah, that's a good question, too. How can that happen? So Annie was an orphan. She was an orphan lived in an orphanage with the fucking She was not nice someone mean of course. There's always a mean. It's the mean woman. It's the mean woman There's always a mean white bitch in these things She was played by Carol Burnett and like the most famous like the like 70s version. Don't know who it is but I come on. You don't know who Carol Burnett is Joey? I don't care.

Why do who is that? You seriously don't know who Carol Burnett is. No. She's one of the most iconic female comedians of all time. Carol Burnett. This is genuinely mind like blowing to me. Carol Burnett? This is genuinely mind blowing to me. Carol Burnett. The Carol Burnett show.

Okay, okay. Let me see. She's 90, bro. Yeah, but she's an icon, bitch. I get it. Respect the fucking game. I was zero and she was six. You know, Betty White, she was on one fucking

one everywhere. She was up, was. Now she was you know Betty white. She was on one fucking Everywhere she was up was now. She's in one specific spot. Yeah, and that's below the dirt. It is but So daddy war bucks. Oh Okay, I'm that a Character from Annie. Oh, he's like the warden. He's like a big big millionaire billionaire He comes to the orphanage and he's like, mm, that one. Annie. Annie.

She's like sweet. And then the orphanage lady is like, oh, I'm a really loving person. I'm gonna get Daddy Warbuck's to marry me so she can take his money. Some like that. Okay. That's a whole story.

It's some like that. What's the son who comes out tomorrow, man? Well, because it's hard being story. It's some like that. What's the son look about tomorrow, man? Well, because it's hard being an orphan, you know? Oh, yeah, it's a hard knock, life. Is that that, too? Yeah, it's a hard knock. And then Jay-Z took it. Yeah, he did, and then he made it his own.

He did, and he made a couple dollars off of that one. Yeah, a couple bucks. Jay-Z making money off the orphans. Kind of fucked up. I mean, I think you should donate some of that money, Mr. Z. I think he just opened a free public library books But yeah, some some shit like that, but Isn't it like these plays are wild. I don't know dude the

Annie I've never seen Annie. Joey, you 100% have seen Annie because I was mistaken. I think your sister loved that movie. I don't know. I vaguely remember your sister watching. I watched a lot of lamb chop growing up. Remember that? I do remember lamb chop. Papa Cho. Wasn't a big fan. My older sister was. It makes sense because our sisters are the same age. Yeah, yeah, lamb chop, lamb chop. Lamb chop, you know, I don't even know what that was about, but like it was just a puppet show for kids. Yeah, it's like, puppet shows are fucking stupid.

There was lamb chop, there was hush puppy, and then there was hush puppy, wasn't that like shoes? Yes, but they were one of the characters, there's name, hush puppy. Oh. Lamb chop, hush puppy, and then there's another one that I can't remember. Yeah, but it was like, and then the woman that like,

was like cool with lamb chop, she's looked like just like an asshole. She looked like one of my grandma's friends. I remember that. Used to show up to my piano recitals. Yo, do you remember your piano teacher dying? Yeah, I do. I do remember that.

I remember that shit. That was crazy. Have I talked about the piano recitals on the show? No. I was talking to someone about this recently and they were like, what? Joey was, you know what I know something about Joey that makes it even cuter? Is he invited me to them? No, fuck, I'm cute, that is.

You were like, bro, I'm like, come to my piano recital and I was like, I'll push it. Which was taking place in your house. In my living room. And guess what? I was fucking there. Yeah, you were. And I was so proud of you. And let me tell you who else was there.

So let me just paint the picture here. I used to take piano lessons from this woman who looked up the block from me and she was like, Miss Angela. Yeah. And she was like 10 bucks or something. And then, by the way, way 2000 ten bucks, you know That's a crazy. Yeah, it was a deal. Yeah, but anyway, so every so often we would do like a piano recital The only people that would come were Frank what's up?

And then all of my grandma's friends what a good fucking friend I am well of course I'm gonna be like bro come through I'm like oh fucking there my guy I'm gonna tear the house down supporting us since 96. Yeah, and she did like an entrance from upstairs, so she would come down to the stairs. She did this fucking, like a spotlight. And then I would play the piano and do some songs, but then she would do French Road Quizzle. Do you remember that?

I don't remember the French Road Quizzle. She had two dolls, and she would do French Road Quizzle. She looked like she, yeah. She looked like she did some of her drugs. She was like a child actor or something when she was younger. And she was living her glory days through you. She was using her fingers and just figuring out,

you know what I mean, Joey. Yeah, yeah, I do. What a fucking, I never remembered the ventriloquism. Yeah. Oh my God. She had fucking animals. Legit. One day I was at your house and your mom just goes oh my god

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But yeah, what are you gonna do? Also, one thing I wanted to talk about big in the news right now Well, a lot of people were DMing me and they're like you guys just talked about this, but little Tay Yes, so I was like damn. I was yesterday. I was with Greg and I was like bro a little Tages Yeah, well, I didn't know that little Tay was as big of a deal as apparently the internet now believes. Well, so she was. I mean, she's a person. She's a fucking child. If someone dies, that is tragic.

Yeah, it's 14. Obviously. When she was like famous, she was like 11. Nuts. No, way early in that. Because she was famous in the vine days, dude. No, she wasn't. No, I never mind. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, all off. Yeah, you are but uh, but yeah little Tayyid there was a new there was news came out that she

Died and then like also her brother died or something and it was like oh people are looking into it There's a new from it was from her Instagram account official Instagram account. Yeah, people were like holy shit like you know what the fuck Dan all the sudden the turn the tides turned and all the sudden it was like not she's alive Well, I'll be apparently they're back from a dead. Oh, well no apparently she was never from the dead She never went to the dead. She never died, right? Apparently like her and her brother are in some form of a like a legal dispute or civil dispute with their parents or some shit like that That whole story was weird to be so her parents

Posted it saying like they're dead oh they're dead What did they think was going to have I don't know I don't know I'm all for a good strategy. I think a death of your own child big billionaire business Joe You know he loves and supports anything that is gonna make some synergistic sense did I get it there? Nope, okay? I don't I have to agree with you here this I don't know what the strategy is I don't know what the strat was but it sucked because you can't fake kill your kids without someone checking on your kids at that point just real kill them No father of three

Father of First, no, yeah, obviously fucking what the fuck is happening? Yeah, a little tanin' and it's kinda crazy because I legitimately didn't know who they were. Maybe she's Jesus Christ, dude. Died back from the dead. You ever heard the thing or it was like if Jesus did come back, He would be thrown in like a mental facility or like a... Yeah, if some dude is like, yo I'm Jesus.

How many times have you heard someone like living under the train, just being like, I can walk on water. Have you ever put the water they're walking on as a puddle of their own urine? Right, yeah, exactly. Have you ever thought that you were Jesus, but you didn't know? If I, no, let me be very clear.

Absolutely not, no. I've been very clear in not saying, I'm Jesus. You, I don't know I'm Jesus. You? You What's like the holiest like moment you've ever had? My confirmation I guess like where you felt like oh my god. I'm in touch with God here. Oh I used to pray when I couldn't find stuff. Are you fucking pieces of shit? Like I'm gonna be like, oh please I can't find this $800 shirt that I've been looking for.

God! Listen moron, it was when I was a children. Oh okay, so you only had $500 shirts. No, what? I had enough, I had one pair of shoes. But I would lose like my time, I got you or something. And and then my grandma was like oh you just got a prayer to say Anthony And I was like say anything god well he ain't god. He's a saying He's a patron saint of trying to help you find shit apparently. Yes, my grandma said why I didn't know that

You lost something my grandma's like yo prayer to say an Anthony. He'll help you find it I was like all right. I guess the guys the pay I didn't know that they were like rules where you would fucking pray to a certain Yeah, dude. Patron saint and they'd be like, wrong line call back, call this extension instead. Yeah, they'd start calling. Dial star six eight, click. But I used to say, Saint Anthony, Saint Anthony, come around, something's lost and can't be found. And then when you find it, you go fucking Saint Anthony.

Yeah, when it was just in the one place you didn't look. I fucking, yeah exactly. You know say anything putting on my pocket I imagine he did he was just like Yeah, dude, and he's just like that that's a photo. Who's that? I assume saying Anthony was Italian I think that was Mario Listen, I got my stereotypical Italian voices down, okay? Yeah, man. The patron saint have lost shit and my thing my mom had a little statue of them too. I Had a staff, but it broke I broke it And I never said did you pray to have him find it?

Or you leave it there you left evidence like you didn't like fucking walk away from the hit. I buried it saying Anthony couldn't even find that Fucking bleached my footprints on the way out. I have ever told you that I buried bloody sheets. That sounds familiar. When... No. You didn't tell me that.

I did, right? I did, right? We were at the lake and my brother Nick had a fucking like, he used to get a like a wart on his elbow. And you know, I've you ever had a wart? No a wart okay when they get knocked off or cut or something they don't stop leading like it's bad and we were wrestling at the lake house and I guess his fucking elbow like scraped the ground and we wrestle and we continued to wrestle and it was all broke this bed looked like the fucking

because we had to get rid of it. And like, we didn't want my dad to see because my dad would have been fucking so mad. Are you dug a hole? So we went like 50 feet into the woods at the lake. Not that far, like I said I'm saying. What if it rains or something? Actually they'll be like, oh I got so many.

And we put this fucking bloody sheet in a shallow grave. Let me make that very clear. Yeah, that is the most like insane, like why not just like throw it out? Because in our head it was just like, oh we're not bringing the garbage to the garbage can. We were too lazy. Yeah, but like just put it in and then put stuff on top of it. My dad, he would have shifted through the garbage all day.

My dad probably would have, because he's a fucking freak. I don't know that he's going through the garbage. I don't think he's going through the garbage. I don't know, but we didn't take the chance. So we went and we buried it in a shallow grave. That's sick. You know what's hysterical in like fucking, who knows what happens to the piece of land up there, but God forbid it's gonna come up God forbid someone sells it and they fucking dig up just bloody bedsheets

man Someone got killed here. That's gonna be fucking crazy Someone buys that land you how much time how many times I've pissed on that land dude that Ground is covered with my piss is I've pissed on that land dude that Ground is covered with my piss is Absolutely drenched in my chill what's happened more me peeing in my car you peeing at the lake You're going no no no you do that every day no I don't don't say it like that I do it maybe once or twice a week. I don't go to the lake that often. Yeah, but how many times in a weekend?

Have you peed in the woods? 12? Often, yeah. That's six weeks for me. Fair. But I'll never go back to, like, I'm not gonna piss on the side of your house now. So those days are over. What?

I'm gonna piss on the side of your house. Ro, if you and I are up there and we're fucking drinking, you're not just gonna go on the side of my house in pee. No, I would feel weird now. At night? How much do we drink? a bit maybe yeah, I'll pee all over it. I'll pee on you Know you won't I yeah, you're right Very cheats kind of crazy kind of crazy about little Tay and her brother. Yeah, dude I want to know what the fuck is going on there. It sounds like the parents are psychos well little Tay and her brother

Posted something from his Instagram account. Oh, I didn't see that. Oh, you didn't see that? Did he say something? He's like, yeah, we're gonna... Well, Lil Tay said something. Tay spoke. Lil Tay spoke.

And it, you know, me and my phone again, here we go. Here we go. It's gonna take 10 minutes. Okay, hold on, hold on, I got this, I got this, I got this. Get ahead. Lil Tay had posted something from... God. I'm sorry.

Come on, I don't want to see pictures. God, alright, I can't find it. But basically saying, like, they took our account and like made up that we're dead. And we're okay, like we're alive let's be very clear but can you imagine you're out and someone does like a death hoax of you and he's like what the fuck that's terrifying that be why's it terrifying be kind of funny and be funny if I was with my family when it happened do you know that someone we know was in a they were in a celebrity death pool.

And like, you get the money, as if someone dies. I know what, I'm very, very aware of what that is. Yeah, and he told me that he put me in. What the fuck? Yeah, that's fucked up. I was like, what the fuck is like, cool. Who did anyone end up winning? I think what's their name was in there. I was gonna say Betsy Ross.

Long dead. If you put her in, it's guaranteed money. She's a 100% chance of being dead tomorrow. Yeah, Betty White was in it, I think. So, so what? You're a fucking, come on. Well, I was like, I think it's the safest bet in America. Oh no, it's like you score points for something,

so it's like the reason why I was chosen was like, because if I died young, then it would be a lot of Okay, so this is this is the 30,000 to one back, you know, this is this is Kevin Malone taking John Melon camp for winning an Oscar those odds, right? That's such a deep cut Yeah, I was like wait, what? I was like I was thinking car Malone and then you said John Melon camp and I was like Why would those people even be mentioned in the same apparently car alone also? Got some there's some stuff out there about it man. Not apparently the guys a fucking maniac Really okay, I didn't yeah, I don't know enough

He impregnated a fucking child. Oh, yeah, that's not good a minor not good. Yeah, yeah He's like, ah, you know, and then the jazz like bring him out to like say hi to this. But Reggie Bush lost his fucking Heisman. Heisman. What was he? What was he? Cause he like took money for like, oh yeah, something.

I think we can, I think that's a good place to stop. No, it's a good place to stop. Yeah. We're going to keep you updated on all little Tay news. This is a little Tay podcast. A little Tay, a little Tay min yard. Say it again, little Tay min yard. The what, little Tay min yard.

We'll see you guys next time. Need to find Frankie at F. Alpharet, what was it? I wanna know if you've ever listened to him, any of my sign-offs. I like it's white noise. Gotcha. Yeah. Specifically white noise to you, huh?

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I want to do it. No, I don't. I feel bad. I don't want to tell him what your actual handle is. Yeah, what is it? Or you want me to tell him your burner accounts? Yeah, no, I'm not gonna. I want to do it. No, I don't I feel bad. I don't want them to tell I don't want to tell them what your actual handle is Yeah, what is it? Are you willing to tell them your burner accounts? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay Tell them at Joe Sanigato 69 420 That whole set up for that Joe You you owe it to your your your own worst enemy here. That was your fault bitch. You set it up 69 420 Like you let me say it. Okay, but fault, bitch. You set it up. 69 420.

Like you let me say it. Okay. But yeah, I mean, I he covered everything. So we'll see you guys next time. Bye.