The Basement Yard - #427 - Shxt N Gigs Are HERE!

Episode Date: December 4, 2023

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Welcome back to the base. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome back to the base. Minyard Patreon today. We have some guests. We're not recording the studio. Obviously, but we have little Diffy diff.

Yeah, we have the shits and gigs podcast. We have James and Fouha. Everyone's been asking for this collab. So we appreciate you guys making the trip all the way over here. Just. You don't need you. You fly over.

They flip. You're welcome. It's going to be a lot of that. I can tell. I can tell. You're going to fly over. They flew. You're welcome. It's going to be a lot of that going. I can tell. You're all the duck type. They flew in this morning. They're leaving tonight. They came here just for this.

And that's just what it is. Big business show flew you guys out on his private show. That was super generous by the way. Yeah, no problem. Love the private chef in there was coming out of a Frank's tab, so it's so funny. Thank you for making me. Don't worry, my kids won't eat for a month. That was your decision.

That was your decision. Yeah. Don't you too. Just saying. Listen, is baby food like expensive? I don't imagine that it is. It's just mashed up. It's not expensive?

I mean, you have multiple nieces in nephews. You can have them. I don't feed them. Wow. Do you see this? Why would I feed them? Why would you feed your loving caring vehicle? Have you changed the diaper in your life? Uh-huh.

Oh shit, let's go over it. That's right, real quick. I was like, right, right? Who's a diaper, who hunts? Yes, actually. Oh, that's a good question. Would you change his diaper if he sh- If he, like he just lost feelings?

Waste down? If I was a paraplegia. No, you still have feelings. That's when it's kind of like, you need a help. But honestly, I didn't even think about that. You thought if he reversed something? People who were like parallel to the images happens. Well, they have like catheters and stuff.

So they kind of, oh, OK. Clostomy bags, I think they have. There's less of a mess. Oh, yeah, it makes sense. I feel like I think they have, like, this lesson of mess. Oh yeah, it makes sense. I feel like I should know that. We call it nappies. We chat, yeah. Yeah.

Like, just the once, or just like, regularly. After every time you record, it's like, dude, daddy did a boom boom. I did a boom boom. Daddy did a boom boom. Yeah, yeah. I think I would, but I would also like, abuse him physically. Oh. Pause, what? Yeah, yeah, I think I would but I would also like Abuse him physically. Oh pause what yeah, like I've changed your I would like depending on your your mood

Yeah, like if you take the piss out of me if I'm doing it and I'm just like oh And you're just like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah get in there Then I would do little things to like I probably like flick you on the head and like, what head? Oh, well, you're changing a diaper, come on in a pro-create. Come on, bro. Honestly. He's just, oh man. Yeah, we're talking to the set that's fucked up.

Would you change his diaper? If Ad has Matt's seat, yeah. I do. Has Matt's seat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good, gloves. Yeah, I would. Scrubbing like a doctor.

Oh my god, I don't want to think about like this. What if I said to you, I swear to God God I'm not doing this podcast anymore if you don't do it properly. Like no hazmat. Wait, he could do it properly with a hazmat. No, no, no. He feels like you're making me feel like a science project and I don't like it. Yeah, I got to do it.

I got to do it. Yeah, I got to do it. I got to do it. Exactly. I'm shooting like human being. But my sanity is also part and parcel of this transaction. I don't know if that's as valuable as my guy shitting his pants, you know? I don't get me wrong.

That's why I'm helping Mark Dune on a daily basis. At the end of the day, he made a mistake by shitting his pants. He did the boom boom. Exactly. So I mean, is that what you call it in your head? No, we don't. Why'd you keep saying it? I don't know.

Where's it coming from? We call it in my house. We just call it crap So like like my daughter will come up to me she like daddy. I crap. She is not she doesn't I wish that I thought that was real that would be so so sick. He was like yo, I shit. Yeah I shit it on myself That's mine. You got a cigarette in your hands like I just fucking shit That's mine. You got a cigarette in your hand? It's like, I just fucking shit.

Get to it, bro. It's like ill. Fucking fuck. So, I mean, we talked before the camera started rolling and you guys, this is your first time in New York. Give me the, like, what do you think so far? It's dude. Um, one thing I've noticed about it.

I thought that was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, dude, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was I thought that was like, I was like, yeah, I was like, 10 years old, I was like, dude, I was like, yeah, yeah, cool, like, in agreement, I'm worth enough, you know. Like, yeah, it is, I'm a shark saying that. One thing I'll say is your homeless aren't very gentlemanly, like, what the fuck, is they have a modically tap-hap, are you guys just like, please, huh? They literally do, dude. They have a hat there, they do have a fucking hat though.

And they go, they go like this, would you open up your mind, you know? They literally do do they have a hat there they do have a fucking hat though Please sir, like another shilling Yeah, bro, they're like very humble and quiet and then you like if you ignore them, they're like God bless you. Yeah, I'm sorry Your guys are just like singing and screaming and then the former acts Their foot is in your face shit on the floor. Yeah I mean, where are you gonna shit? You know what in your pants? They don't have each other exactly Have you guys rode the subway? Nope good don't never It's always not that bad. Oh Most last time you rode the subway? Nope. Good, don't. Oh, it's always not that bad.

Where's the last thing you rode the subway? I can guarantee, I've been living in another state for years, but I can guarantee I've been on the subway sooner than you have. You didn't answer his question. Correct. I would say, obviously, I don't answer his question. 2020, 2019.

That's a long time ago. Oh, he is. Yeah, I haven't lived in the state for five years. That's one thing. He was expecting. He was expecting. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no she did well like that some that are but she's not like living in the sewer although she did she did what she smelled like the she did but like and it's okay to say that because she's not actually homeless i think she just like

she's like appropriating almost gold yet my understanding i think yeah i think she has like the she has a house money yeah but there was one time that i was we were going to the city so we're taking this up way and uh... she was like hey have a good time and i was like oh thanks and i just kept walking. And I was like, oh, thanks.

And I just kept walking and she goes, no, when I turn around, I was like, what? And she goes, have a good time. Or I'm gonna fuck you up. Whoa. So I turned around to my friends. I was like, yeah, we better have fuck. I was like, as well, when we get back,

this picture's gonna kill you. The first drink was an honor of the cat woman underneath the fucking train. Yeah. But she's a good lady though. She's got her problems. Did you like purposefully avoid the subway? 100%.

Yeah. Yeah. Megan Arsas, do you want to take the subway? Yeah, she said, do you want to say in some way, and we're like, obviously, no. No, no. So what do you just hopped in a noober, which is somehow way worse than getting on the subway to me?

Deathlet. Yeah. Yeah. Why? The traffic is misery. Oh, take the traffic. I'd rather take the traffic. So, you know, Uber's been real short since we've been here, like five minutes, 10 minutes, 15 max.

Yeah, yeah, it's pretty chill. I mean, you walk at that point. We went on a nice walk yesterday. Yeah, it was cool. You hold hands. We skipped. We skipped across. Oh, I saw that on your Instagram.

Oh, there we go. I like that. I like that. I like that. I haven't skipped in years. You've tried so hard to skip or try so hard to get and skip with you. But you answered the question.

Which one? Yes. Oh,hmm. But you answered the question. Which one? Yes. Oh, yeah. Wait, do you skip? Dude, I can crush a skip. You know why I had to be good at skipping? Because I don't know if you guys were like this, but someone in this room was Mr. Fucking Jim Class Hero growing up.

I'm not going to point fingers, but like, definitely him. Okay. And during like, What do. And, and, during like, what do you mean by Jim Class hero? During like, you were, bro, our gym teacher was like so hype and horny for you, dude. It was like, when they needed to like figure out like how to shoot a basketball, it was like,

Joey, come here. And Joey was always like, but we would have Field Day, which was like, oh, it was like a relay race, you know. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. And I was never the fastest, but I was have Field Day, which was like, oh, it was like a relay race, you know, a bop bop bop bop. And I was never the fastest, but I was a great skipper. I was a great skipper. And he was like taking off like, you know, running, like, you know, like these running hands and everything.

So I had to get good at it. It was at a necessity. Wait, so in your field days, we called it sports days. Yeah, it was a competition. I make way more sense to sports day. Oh, 100%. No, they had like a bunch of different things more sense. Yeah, sports day. Oh, 100%. No, they had like a bunch of different things.

So there was like the softball throw, a reg, like a relay race. Then there was like a three-legged race. There was a skipping thing. Because it's like from the ages of, I think it's first grade to fifth grade. It's like that's when you need to do the- I was just like, hopscotch and shit, right? Yeah, like it's just like- And you were the good at skipping?

Yeah, part-chip. Did you get a blue ribbon? Everyone got a blue ribbon because it was the participation. No, which one was a participation? I don't know, but the blue was first place. Whatever it was, I got it. I was a good skipper. Good for you, bro.

Yeah, that's crazy. But yeah, we skipped yesterday. That was fun. That was fun. Is it like riding a bike? Because I haven't done it in years, and I'm worried that you're going to be on a natural. It did feel kind of natural. It was very simultaneously.

Like it was on safe plane. Yeah, we did, yeah, yeah. We were supposed to skip it in unison. Yeah, it was sick. Unplanned. It was sick.. Like we did in Unison. We were skipping in Unison. Yeah, it was sick. On planned. It was sick. Yeah, it was. On planned, it was pretty nice.

It's in Pasco sometimes. That's insane. I have to say, so we've never been to Europe. Well, I shouldn't say Europe. You've been to Europe. I've never been to Europe. But like UK, London. We often, our thing is like we just kind of assume things and we believe them to be true.

So now that we're talking about skipping, I assume there's a lot of skipping going on in London. Like that's how people get from like one flat to another. You know? Like they just like, like they can't like, it's like they can't walk so they got to go like gingerly so they skip their way how accurate am I entirely inaccurate London's pretty brutal man you guys are much more like Ferryish here. Yeah, everyone's like super polite. What was I like yeah, like I've noticed a very clean way Everyone's really really well-mannered here, aren't they? And no one's noticed, everyone says you're welcome.

We're gonna say that. Like if someone, if someone chose, if I hold the door, we say cheers, but yeah. If someone holds the door, you say thanks, and the other person goes, hmm. Yeah, just come on. I don't really throw a British wit, man. I don't really throw your welcomes out there too often.

I only say you're welcome if I'm trying to be a fucking asshole. Oh, I'm sorry. You're welcome. Yeah, no, I think. But like welcome if I'm trying to be a fucking asshole. You're welcome. But like, if there's no thank you, it should have been a thank you. I'm like, okay, you're welcome. I'm fucking Jesus. You know, but I don't, if someone says thank you, I'm not like, oh, you're welcome. That's interesting that you say that.

So you just ignore them? No, I just, yeah, no, I just, I kind of just like, you know, like my eyebrow goes up or something, I don't know. You give the nod like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool. I threw of just like, you know, like my eyebrow goes up or something, I don't know. You give the nod like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool. That I threw a thumbs up at a guy the other day. I was like, what a big thumbs up. I literally turned around, I was like, what am I doing?

I'm a big thumbs up in the car. You gotta do this. This means everything in the car. That's what we did it. Thank you, stop, go, go ahead, you know, like everything. Why is this staring world? Just two fingers just. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what you're still on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, I did one a pinky one the other day Pinky yeah They came in I was Like a thing I remember in elementary school. They'd be like oh, that's the Chinese middle finger never know, I'm at your school, they'd be like, oh, that's the Chinese. Middle finger. Middle finger. Don't do that.

You're like inadvertently flipping people off. Damn, is that just an American thing? I feel like, yo, this is the Chinese middle finger. You ever hear that? The pinky is the Chinese middle finger, you did. It's actually, it was a filler. Oh, I'm not, I probably, no idea. But I'm gonna believe it's true.

Yeah, because we have no desire to look up the actors. Not really. Fair enough, no. See the American way, just say things. And believe it. Yeah, because we have no desire to look up the actors. Not really. Fair enough. That's right. See the American way. Just say things and believe them. Yeah, say less.

That's right. But if it were your bubble, yeah. Back to what you were saying, that's interesting. Because a lot of people think New Yorkers are like super fucking abrasive. Like I don't know if you saw like they're like the like gift shops sell shirts that are like, fuck you, you fucking fuck, you know, in like the peak.

There's this idea that like New Yorkers are like you're like I'm walking here you know I always tell people like New Yorkers are not like abrasive they're just always on the way to the most important thing ever that's what London's like though yeah it's very very fast pace and yeah there's not a lot of common courtesy in London especially like central London because it's so compact like New York and everyone's busy. So yeah, like get the fuck out my way, you know, when I walk. Yeah, man. Yeah. But we don't really talk about it.

They do it. No, I can't imagine someone saying, I'm walking here. I'm walking there. I see that. Fuck. I can see you're walking. Yeah. I can imagine that they they have like a substitute

So they just be like oh we are that was sound like a pirate the fuck was that well Who do you think were pirates dude a British man? Or they I'm pretty sure were they maybe the Spanish? Spanish definitely Portuguese props. Yeah, your people dude He went to Portugal recently so now Definitely not Portuguese, so I don't know what you're talking about your people dude. He went to Portugal recently so now that's suddenly that's not the deal. Definitely not Portuguese. I don't know what you're talking about. Your people dude. So Joey often talks about like here we go. He's made up. Okay. Whatever you're about to say is made up. Oh I was gonna say how much he respects you guys. Oh no now he's making this up. Wow. Well you

don't know. You don't see it darn it. We we joke. He's done it. We always joke about and say, like, the British are dumb. And like, first of all, no, we don't. We've said that before. No, here's what happens on the show. You say shit, and then I'm sitting across from you and I get blames for shit. It's true. Because, and this all started because it's just out of spite, because it was one time we talked about the royal wedding and my god

The people in England let us have it that day. Yeah, they were not We were just like this is kind of What exactly I don't really Yeah, but I think that we were just kind of like this is such a huge thing and like what I Think we were saying like why yeah, we're like why is everyone like this is such a huge thing. And like, why is Pete going to say like why? Yeah, we were like, why is everyone like, there's like a whole event.

There's a bunch of people there. And then there's like, they fly celebrities out to do like commentating. They're commentating on like, and they have to get like trained in order to like walk a certain way and talk a certain way. And like, how do you guys feel about the Royal Family? Oh, we don't give a shit.

Yeah, we can. Yeah, we can. I know it's as well. Would the, it's the same, when the Queen had a Jubilee as well. Believe it or not, most of the people there are like Americans. Americans actually care more about the Royal Family than we do.

Honestly, that makes so much fun. Oh my god, that's why I hate it. Whenever they're like interviewing people on the street for the Royal Wedding and what is that, they're always American. They're never English. And that's just like a really, really old lady. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's dressed like in a Sunday night? Either a really old lady or like a 45 year old African man in a kitted out, do you really out there? Yeah, the blue one, like cross hatch everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The hat, the one. Loves the queen.

Loves, he just loves being in the country. He's just grateful. He's grateful he's here and he wants to say his peace and thanks. Yeah. That's just some case you guys are watching. I love it here I love it here. Yeah, that's what so if you want to deport people is not me. Yeah. Yeah. That's what he's trying to say Got it. Okay. Yeah, we didn't know because like Joe said we like everyone's like shut the fuck up Everyone knows what's about. I was like you were pissed Yeah, we were just like oh, you know, okay, you know, you know, we have no idea what's going on

We're like what does she do? What do they do? They're just like in oh, you know, okay. You know, we have no idea what's going on. We're like, what does she do? What do they do? They're just like in the house. Are they doing stuff? And now it's the king. And his sausage fingers, like water, his fingers are crazy. He's a wild finger.

Crazy wild. I don't know. I don't know. It's been a year, maybe. I'm only not. I don't know. How long has it been? I don't know.

You know, I'm only a nine. You know, I'm only a nine. Wait, were the... Megan, you know. You know what? You know what we're looking at. You know what we're looking at. Wait, were the... Megan, you know. I'm not from the... Yeah, I don't know. The Queen Dad, when was that? I think it was not summer.

I think it was like last summer. And so, like, what does the crown do? Nothing. They just get paid. Like, the King just upped his salary, right? Well, I mean, thank God, you know. From like... I feel like it deserve a raise.

I just get paid. Like the king just upped his salary, right? Well, I mean, they thank God, you know. From like, I feel like it deserve a raise. I just got here. Like, for 20 minutes and like 75 million. And I think this is what people hate, but if I was the king, I would do literally the exact same thing. Yeah, 100%.

I'd be the sickest king of all time. What would be your first thing that you do? Good question. First mandate. First mandate. First mandate. What would be my first mandate? Four-day weeks. Four-day work weeks.

I'll say. I love that. I like that, all right? There's a lot of studies that say that's a good thing. Yeah, it was like- They tried that recently. They did. They tried that recently. There's a country that does that. No. Well, yeah. Did we have that? They tried it in some places

Look at all of us talking about like a work week Oh She's like 4 days Really getting there, fuck are you talking about I'm pretty sure in the UK they tried it They tried it, yeah Like 100 companies, something tried it And it worked and they got to keep it 4 days a week

I mean it's if the science is there and like fucking why the fuck yeah if I was king first thing I would do is it probably legalize weed oh is it still is it what is it legalize or we also don't have the whole decriminalize this is a lazy for a legal or so I don't even know what the fuck that is what is what does that mean I don't mean the criminalization means means to a certain point, you can't get in serious trouble. It's a convoluted thing, but you can go to prison

for a long time with a certain amount of weed in the United States. And then they were like, all right, you get a slap on the wrist sometimes. If you decriminalize something Then like it's no because then it's not yo if you get arrested for felony It's on your criminal record. Okay. If it's a decriminalize something like I don't think it could follow you like it can get expunged After you know five years if you don't get arrested or whatever a lot of legal lingo being thrown around You know a lot of jargon. Yeah, honestly, so you uh

So just complete so it's still legal over there. It is yeah, how is how is it being in New York? We do eat yeah, I smell it everywhere. Yeah, it stinks. Yeah, I smell the piss because we have a lot of that too What did we smell early on the way to the taco place? Just nonsense? Yeah You don't know that's part of the you know the lore of New York you walk around You're like I've never smelled that before. Yeah, I had a smelly before and it's either pp pp pp or mixture of both Or make sure they're probably what's the steam that comes out of the suit? No one knows No one knows what you are the steam that comes out of the It's like a no like don't ask don't tell time kind of thing It's just like well that's that's happening that's coming out of the ground

And that's just what it's gonna do. Yeah, and like have you did you see I don't know if't tell time kind of thing. It's just like well that's that's happening out of the ground and that's just what it's gonna do. Yeah and like did you see I don't know if you saw any of them but like when they do road work they have the big orange cones that are just yeah yeah yeah. No one knows it's kind of cool not one bit like you I like steam I don't know about you guys it's pretty cool steam fog those types of stuff pretty hot smokey thing pretty hot though what is steam steam burn you worse than boiling water. Steam. Is that true? It's hotter than boiling water. Is it? Wait, I actually don't know. Everyone is going to take the pan. Why is she laughing so hard? Is that like a very obvious thing? I don't know. I didn't get it. Yeah, because think about it. It's evaporated water.

Yeah, and yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Like why wouldn't it be the same? So I'll hurt more. My direction. I don't know if you guys can't tell Joe didn't do much school. I didn't know it was hot. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I didn't actually know until you say that. I also didn't care. Right. Yeah, I don't either know until you say that. I also didn't care. Right, yeah, no, I don't either. Yeah. Yeah, well, what are we gonna run into like a fucking like horror movie where like a steam vent opens above your head and you're like, oh shit.

Never gonna happen. True. That would be pretty cool. I think that like you'd be fine though. I don't know. Is it weird that I'm not afraid of steam? No, because it's not something to fear. I don't really have it.

You just said it's harder than boiling water. I feel like I was being able to do that. Is boiling water something to fit. Right, you should be so afraid of lava when I was younger and I live here. Oh my god, same as I was there. I was doing like, yo lava bro. Crazy.

It's something he ropes. I don't know how it was for you guys, but we were taught very specifically how to get out of quicksand in the middle of New York City, through elementary school. What was the procedure? Yeah, how did you get out of quicksand in the middle of New York City like through elementary school What was the procedure? Yeah, how do you like don't like panic? You need to like lay on your back and like you know wait displacement like someone pull you out slowly But like they were very specific and telling I'm not on jamanji. I think it's great movie honestly I'm just me. Oh, yeah, the global's yeah, yeah, he goes down in there

Who's the dude the the hunter wait is it no? It's what's his name falls into quick? Robin Williams was in the course yeah Alan parish my guy come on parish. How do you remember that I? Crying a big movie person already. Yeah, I competed in a competitive Retrieval League oh my god really yeah, they like flew me out to LA and everything I was pissed off seriously. Yeah Oh my god really yeah, they like flew me out to LA and everything I was pissed off seriously. Yeah Piss your Fuck you

Did you win? Oh, I was I finished my career at two and one so I won you know my career Yeah, short lived but you know short live But hey man, well you're gonna finish with a winning record, you know, that sounds the same That's how they say it. All right before we move forward with this Episode of the base been, we do have some responses for today. The first one being liquid IV. Liquid IV is going to keep you hydrated, okay?

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What is your favorite movie of all time? Favorite movie of all time? The mask, Jim Carrey. I wore some recently. So good. Cameron Diaz looks insane. Oh my God. She's in that movie.

What happened to her? I'm pretty sure she's still a thing. She still, yeah, she still like, looks good. I'm not disordered. Oh, she's like, I think beautiful. She quit acting to like, I think like spend more time with her family or something like that. Fire, love, really?

I think so. What idiot, get that bag. You know what I'm saying? What do you do? I think she has more money than God though. She's a Charlie. Who's God, Joey? I'm talking about that.

That's true. She was a Charlie Zanger. She was a Charlie Zanger, right? She was a Charlie Zanger. Yeah, one of the Lucy Lou went through a big Lucy Lou phase in my life. Oh, I'm tired of you. She was on. What? Is that like a thing? You don child's injury. Yeah, one of the Lucy Lou went through a big Lucy Lou phase in my life. Oh, yeah. Did he or she was fine?

Do what? Is that like a thing? You don't know how to do Lucy Lou? I like Lucy Lou. And the child he's angel's phase, yeah. Yeah, in that era. I was like way more into like professional wrestling at that point in time.

So like, he's like, I'm like, oh, Tristratus. Oh, my goodness. Oh, shit, Lida. Fucking doing back flips and shit. Yeah, play, China. Yes. Well, RIP, that and shit. Yeah, play, China. Yes. Well, RIP, that's right. That too, we gotta.

And yeah, I'm not gonna touch that one. All right, well, about that. So I actually, by happenstance, stumbled upon something today that I, we wanted to kind of talk with you guys about. It was cool, man. Feels like he went out of his way for it to be honest. Oh no, I prepared

Bastard So there was this website that did a pull of 10,000 British people and ask them to list Their favorite and least favorite things to come out of the US. Mm-hmm. So I have a list of both We'll do favorite first. Okay. And I need you guys to like, do you agree? Do you not agree? Kind of where you stand. I also want to know, like, what their favorites are.

Yeah, 100%. Yeah, so let's start there. Like, what would you say are your favorite things to come out of the United States besides us? I was going to say the basement. Yeah, I just got almighty. I love you, dude. Oh, fucking god almighty. Wow. Sometimes he gets

religious. Yes. Crazy favorite things come out America. That was the best. Or would it be easier to go least favorite first? Hmm. It's easier to hate right? I hate American cheese. I Not cheese. Yeah, it's not plastic. It's not disgusting stuff. I hate it. What's your favorite cheese? Probably cheddar to be fair. Oh, but Fedda Fedda's better than cheddar. I hate fair I'm not I'm also not Why it better than a cheddar better than cheddar? It's better cheese. It's so good for you I'm sure it is. I'm also a caveat, I'm not a massive cheese guy, but yeah, just a simple mature cheddar, that's.

You're not a big cheese guy, but you just immediately went to cheese, when do I use cheese? Yeah, because I already hate cheese, and then American cheese is my least favorite of the thing that I don't already don't like. I will say this though, as also a big cheese guy, even though you said you're not.

Yeah. On a burger American cheese is better than any other. No, it's not. Yes. She's Swiss cheese is the best on a burger. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Jack Chad no because you don't get the separation of like the fucking it doesn't like separate the oils and all that shit American cheese just looks like it's garbage the wrapper that it's in just looks like the wrapper that it's in. You're going craft singles. You're going craft singles. Where am I?

OK, but even so, you get it out of Delhi. This should still shine as fuck. And I'm like, this is not. I shouldn't be eating this. What do you, at least one of your least favorite things come out of US? Probably the mass shootings. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, fire. Yeah, that is a man. That is a really good answer. Welcome back to the comedy podcast guys. Today we're going to talk about mass shootings and why they're so fucked up. Yeah, those suck. Yeah.

They do. We're the best at it, which is not good, but we are the best when you think about it. We are the best at it. And it's really bad. Yeah, so not sweet, I would say. It's fucked. Yeah. Well, I wanted to kill the podcast.

I wonder how that is. I love that. He loves mass shooting. Say top, goal, Joey. No, but he can't. Yeah, I mean, statistically, you are way probably more amazing. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Yes, it is a thing that of my people for some reason, but I wonder how that is like from other countries looking because I feel like living here

You're just desensitized to it. You almost don't even hear about all the ones that happen. You don't you really don't and it's like it's insane It's like at this point you hear about a mass shooting happening. This is hilarious by the way that we're talking about But like you hear about it happening and it's kind of like my you finding out that Someone 10 blocks away died or something. You're just like oh that's fucked up, but like okay. It's also way it's just fucking It's crazy and it makes you feel like a psychopath because you're like why do I not? Feel this more but it just happens so much that it's like strange I wonder from another country looking into being like, that place is a fucking war zone.

Like that is terrifying. It's almost as if if we just did what other people do that have less of those that maybe it would work. Yeah, you know, but it'd be like you guys, you just have knife fights, it's cooler. Yeah, just be strong. Introduce just like rabbit football fans, you know. And we also do people when it comes to knife

Yeah, the machete game over there is crazy machete dude. I thought we were talking like little knives Never seen the machine I've seen I've seen I'm not seeing one being used not personally And I'm not like talking about like news. I'm not seeing one being used But I've seen something seized and they say like oh As opposed to being used to you guys have a lot of like stabbing so right? Yeah, because we've been a lot of stuff is we got nothing else to do Yeah, yeah, like we don't have a You guys feel about Jack the Ripper yay, nay. What do we think in here? Yeah, you'll know oh? What is the river? Yeah, why would it be a?

Yeah, some people are history buffs, you know, and they're into Jack the Ripper some people yeah, dude I'm sure they're all to be what other all right So let's get off of murder. Yeah What other like things from the US you guys or like do you have any that are like yeah? This is fucking way better than what we got oh The ship comes about oh my yeah, they actually are ten days dude. I've been to America more than one Okay, yeah, the strip clubs all bad here. Oh days dude. I've been to America more than once. Yeah, the strip clubs are better here. Oh, yeah. What are they? Why? Why? I think you need to come to the UK and go to a strip club

to know why they're better. I feel like what are we doing? Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, literally it's very... What do they play just like the Benny Hill music while they're stripping and stuff? Like, yuck. No. The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The very... how do I say it? Demotivated in England. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I went to one a few months ago and I was like, oh, did you give my friend a... Bear in a mind like, these days, they hardly even have poles in there. And then I went to one of the other day and there was like three girls there and I was

like, oh, would you guys want to give my friend a dance? And they were like, you know that you guys want to give my friend a dance? And they were like, you know, that's like a hundred each, right? And I was like, okay, that's fine. Like, do you want to do it? And they were like, I guess. Damn, your friend must have been ugly. Literally. And then they took him in and he came out like, this is the best thing of all time. And they came over and literally just like, walked straight back over to the bar as they were doing shots.

They were having a rough day. And your friend must've been ugly. This is actually, he's actually striking the handsome. Yeah. So I was surprised. Damn, that's crazy. This is a stupid question. But do you guys have like $1 bills?

We don't, no, pound coins. We flick pound coins into a... I was just gonna ask that guy. He's terrifying. In Canada, they have $1 and $2 coins. So I'm like, well, how is, like, what is that trip? In those they have $1.00 and $2.00 coins. So I'm like, how is... Like, what is that trip to? In those ones, you have...

This is the horrible thing as well. So what happens in certain strip clubs is there'll be like a waitress who will come round with like a bucket and every 60 seconds you have to drop a pound coin in there. And if you run out of pound coins, they will ask you to leave. Yeah. It's horrible. So you have to go to the bar and like, change me. I need some change. You know what they do?

The ladies come and cover their cupboards. Yeah, it's just a really fucking bucket. We just want to change the British! The British, the British, you come on! It's horrible so you have to go to the bar and like change me. I need some change It's like church they cast around a basket You know what they need to put in they need to put in those like arcade games where you drop a coin in and it like goes down a slide and you can like shoot it. What the fuck? In the strip club, we're just enjoying it. Even talking about this. Went up all, right? You know? You don't remember those games?

Actually, you know what? I would think that like the strippers would benefit more from that because I'd be like, I don't want to carry all these fucking coins. Yeah. Like I'd be like, here's a five. What's the highest elimination? I mean the lowest bill. Five.

So yeah. I would be more inclined to be like, just think this five and like, yeah, it's gonna be fair. Five what's the what's the highest elimination? I mean the lowest bill five so yeah I would be more inclined to be like just think this five and like yeah, it's gonna be fair Does it buy you time like do they come around again? You're like I put a five in my stomach I don't get it give a shit 100% if I gave her a 10 and then six seconds later she came around again I'd like dude. I just gave you ten. I should write dude. Who even are you get out really and they kick you out Yeah, it's gross. I don And they kick you out. Damn. It's gross.

I don't think that you even have to do anything. And you could just walk it. I mean, you have to cover. No, you need a lot of places, I haven't been in a strip club and fucking eons, but it's like one drink minimum, at least, per hour that you're in there, or some shit like that. That's kind of true. And a lot of the places that are, like I shouldn't't say a lot of the places I've been to are full

nude and they don't have their liquor license because of that. So you need to buy like- We went to one the other day and he was like, oh it's full nude, he's so no alcohol and I was like, that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, so the last time, the only time I went to one of it, you had to buy a bucket of non-alcoholic beer. So I'm sitting there drinking non-alcoholic or his light. And I'm just like, he was like, what am I doing here?

And I maybe feel like such a pervert. Yeah. Oh, of course. It's like a 23. Why am I in here? Yeah, yeah. I shouldn't be in here. But I've only been to two New York strip clubs,

and they were trash. Why? They just, in comparison, the only other strip club I went to was in Vegas. Okay. And it was like. I bet that was cool. Very different over there.

Yeah, it could have gave you a heads out. Very different. Like, we went in because at the time when we went, we knew someone that worked there. Cool. Not as a dancer, as like a server. And she was like, oh, I'll give you guys a free table. We'll give you guys a bottle each of vodka.

And like, oh, you want a cigar? And I was like, sure. And she's like, all right, you just need to at least spend $60. And we were like, fucking, okay. All right. No brainer. Yeah, we know someone that took our friend's credit card and put like 1,300 bucks on there.

Oh. Just like big credit card. At a 13 hundred bucks on there. Like just like being credit card at a shrivel that's some that's some other. Can only imagine what happened honestly. We know what happened. I wasn't going to say it. Yeah, we know we know what happened. But the audience can assume what happened as well.

Yeah, the list. Yeah, the list. All right, all right. So this is according to Brits, the best things to come out of America. Okay guy. There's eight number eight Stephen King Interesting, what's interesting? I can't believe that was even in the top 50. Yeah, that's very Good old you guys big readers No, nope

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It was tough. So yeah, we used to have to, there was a point where you literally weren't allowed to like leave your house. We know you were out to leave your house, you weren't allowed to drive your car. And as it was like for essential purposes. So this was like probably like three week, four weeks in,

in like the real heat of it. So like if you, if you were on the motorway or the freeway, whatever, the police will pull you over because you have literally no excuse to be there. And this is when we were doing our podcast. He used to live in a city called Manchester, which was like three hours from me. So I would have to take all the back roads from my house

to his house to not get like arrested. So we can record our podcast. Did you ever get pulled over? No, never. Luckily, but I took the back. I'm pretty sure I went. We have to speak with the Lake District, which is like, it's the north of this place.

It's like, game of Thrones level, like, country roads and like mountains and like, it was like driving through the Lord of the Rings. Basically. All that for your boy. Oh, that fucking respect. For my boy. That's crazy.

Wait, how long was that? What did you do? It was three hours. I was waiting for him to come, so we could boy. Oh, that fucking respect. I love that's crazy. Wait, how long? What did you do? There's three hours I was waiting for him to come to the court And I would risk my life on the way home as well You weren't allowed like crash for a night or something So it wasn't got there was fine So yeah, we recorded like 10 episodes in space of two days because I had no idea when I was gonna be able to come back Did you guys even talk about it? I don't don't remember. We went to the set episode, and was been like, I don't know.

Yeah. That was one time we spoke about what if Kylie Jenner asked you to date for about an hour or a half? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was the consensus? I think we both said we'd lose our mind. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I was gonna say.

It took you an hour and an hour to get there. We'd be pumped. Yes or no? I don't know. It's gonna take me an hour to get to a yes, but we'll eventually get very easy. Yeah.

Three hours is this. That is. Put the time in for the podcast. Yeah, man. Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot. And that's a lot. And did you reciprocate that?

And did you get him gifts or anything? Wow, this is crazy. Gifts? No. Love always. Love that. Thanks, bro. All right. So number seven of the most loved things

that Brits believed came out of the US, the Simpsons. Fast. Strong. Really fast. Staple. Simpsons have been out so much. That's why I made you something. Yeah, that's why I made you something.

Yeah, I never really was a big Simpsons fan. You? I don't think you were either, right? I think you guys have variety. I would like it. Yeah, but like. You have variety here. Yeah, you got a lot more shows. Well, you guys don't. Well, that'd be didn't, but Simpsons is a staple, man. Yeah, but like variety here. Yeah, a lot more shows.

What are you guys doing? Well, that'll be dead, but Simpson's a staple man. Yeah, Simpson's a staple. Especially when young go meet before like streaming and like we went out of our cable in my house. So we only had the free channels and Simpson's was on six and four days. How old were you? 32.

Okay. Oh, basically the same age as us. You didn't have like, we had a legal cable. Yeah, we had a legal cable. But like we had like Nickelodeon which was like you know sponge Bob rug rat My house wasn't allowed Nick Lodeon we had Nickelodeon like further into I can't know what I can't know it Yeah, yeah, what was it cartoon network? Oh, I'll crack you know. I'm sorry. I didn't was the other I know Jackson I just I'm it's hot in here. Can you guys do like a good American accent or not?

I can try. You have to give me a sentence. Hey, I'm Joey. I'm Joey. I'm the pizza guy. That's exactly what he says. That's crazy. Yeah, that's so crazy that you he walked right before we walked in. He's like, just I hope they know I'm Joey. I'm Joey sent to Chicago. Yeah, man, the pizza guy. There's a couple more syllables in there. So sentence say, why don't we go to the park, shoot some hoops. Why don't we go to the park, shoot some hoops? Ooh, that's so really smooth. Yeah, that was like, Idris level.

Yeah, he said it like low and low. Yeah, yeah. Why don't we, I can't really hear you, but yes. I said, why don't we go to the park, shoot some hoops. Yeah! My guy. Don't ask me to reciprocate cuz I can't do it. It's whoever I can I can't I can't fall Australian or something you can't you know I sound like an idiot, but Can you say Frank can you say I'm just gonna pop to the shops?

Can I yes will it sound dumb also? Yes? You're gonna pop to the shot. I'm just gonna pop to the shops That was good. That was really good So you're up to you shit. I'm just gonna pop to the shops Yeah, you guys spell things were oh you yes, do you do like color? Yeah, you guys spell things were oh you yes, do you do like color? Favorite favorite you write favorite favorite favorite what else we've got color favorite that's kind of it No, I guess that's no Maybe Yes, you do shop with a PE at the end shop Yeah, what the fuck does that there's the it's like vitamin shop. It's like a Dutch thing. I think something like that

Is it? Nice are you Dutch? Oh, I was gonna say hate the Dutch From New York this is the little Dutch Deutschland. Oh, I was like what are you talking about? It's true New York was found about the Dutch a lot of people don't remember that was it well I shouldn't say found it they they kind of here we go buckle in they kind of took it you know Oh, yeah, and then called it like discovery wait what I I have no idea I believe me either I believe Manhattan was populated by a lot of First nation you look at up Native American. Yeah, this is checking out. I'm pissed off. Yeah, and the Dutch came over here

And they were like oh that's Manhattan is a I believe it's a Native American term for the land of many hills Huh, yeah, and And damn dude, why do you know stuff? Look one of us has to be smart and it's barely me who say he dumbest things And then yeah yeah you never thought that the moon was made of the grand cap what what oh did you think I mean I can't know like smashed and then called that it did it did it made a perfect circle it did it did there was one of those Instagram scientists who she was like all right we're gonna you know

what he's on is something here and she was like no like a long time ago. And a galaxy far, far away. Something hit us and like it broke us mentally, physically, and that's what the moon is. It became like a chunk of us on the moon. Yeah, it is a though, you know? Yeah. How does Saturn have moons? Because it's huge, dude. Wow. How is that a it's not an on

Explanation it's big. It's big. But well, it's proven. Yeah, the Dutch like flipped a coin like a quarter at the Native Americans that we're here And they were like we'll take this land and they were like please don't and they were like here's a quarter And then they took it and syphilis. Yeah, yeah. That's it. It was smallpox, I believe, is what we were spreading. I'm glad you took it. We, collective weave. Yeah, I'm not really doing myself any favors for saying that. I believe we were spreading smallpox.

Yeah, I'm ready to remember, but. Yeah, those were the days. What was it guys? Smallpox? Ah, yes. All right, number six. Number six. All right, we do have some more sponsors

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He's great. He is pretty good. I don't know if he's the sixth best thing to ever come out of America. Yeah, and I also don't think he's really technically from, oh, I think he grew up in Hawaii. So that's America, right? Yeah, it's a 51st state.

Kind of, you know. Is the 51st state of America? Yeah, well, no. No, 50th. Port of Rico is not. No, it's not. Technically the 51st state. It's not a state. I know, it's the fifty first day of America yeah well no no fifty a quarter week was not technically the fifty first day it's not a state I know it's a commonwealth which what is that we have no idea it's not a nice thing i'll tell you this poor Puerto Rico they don't like to you not oh yeah no they're not big fans we went to a distillery and they had a like a bunch of

barrels obviously like aged rum and stuff and they had this one barrel like in the center and they're like this is like the oldest barrel that we have and the guy and meanwhile it's just Americans who are there because we were there with some like American company and whatever so we're all sitting there and the guys like this is our oldest barrel the guy who created this big company there like the whole distillery before he died he was like this barrel we're not going to open until Puerto Rico gets their independence from the, this barrel, we're not gonna open until Puerto Rico gets their independence from the United States. And then we were all just saying,

and then I was like, ooh, and then I take pictures of it, and I'm like, this is fucked up. I was like, I feel like I've done something wrong. Like, I said to, he's like, and we'll never open this. That's really sad, I don't think this is ever gonna open. They slapped and walked away. Oh, damn. Well, I have a lot of kills.

You guys have to power to stop this. Take your pictures. Oh, definitely not us. I was like, oh, damn. Well, I have a lot of kills. You guys have the power to stop this. Take your pictures. Oh, definitely not us. I don't think. Yeah, it was very, he was nice, but there was a tinge of darkness behind us. I was like, yeah, we'll never have it.

I was like, fuck, dude, all right. Jesus. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. 15 years ago, I'd probably say yes. 15 years ago, I think. Yeah, because I was a huge WWFW fan. Yeah, maybe. Huge.

Stone Cold in the Rock. Yeah, man. Triple H, all of them. Undertaker. Yeah, yeah. Give me your best stone-coW fan. Yeah, maybe. Huge. Stone Colden the Rock. Yeah, man. Triple H, all of them. I'm gonna take the camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me your best stone cold impression. Everyone has one. Best stone cold impression.

Everyone has one. All right, any wrestler you could do. Because you know, I know you grew up doing impressions of wrestlers. Everyone did. Do a Scotty too hot, you on the floor right now. What the whir? You can worm it up?

I can actually. You can do the whir? You can do the whir? I used to try and do it. I've not done it in years I don't think my limbs can handle I'm not crazy. I'm not back in the day. So I'm just gonna go to a party break out the where I'm you're like That's the coolest guy. Yeah, damn that's a good one, bro. Yeah, good days in the 80s I wish I could backflip and no walk not at the same time, but just those two things when I was

When I was a kid I spent an entire summer trying to learn how to backflip. Oh, yeah. I broke my ticket. Oh, yeah. And I never learned. Do you know what's funny about that? I saw a video where a guy's like, I'm going to learn how to backflip today. I've seen that. And I was like, who is this? He just had a mattress and a week, 10 hours. He figured it out. I'm too scared to break my fucking neck. I want to even backflip like when you jump, can you like elevate a lot or is it like a mediocre height? No. Joey was always very good. He's looking at me like I know he's white. Yeah. So he was a white person. So can you fit a piece of paper on your

feet when you jump? Joey was a good shooter from the perimeter. You know he wasn't in pain. Oh nice. Yeah, exactly. That was a point guard guys. I wasn't down on the pain or anything. And even that was barely right so Speaking of moonwalking the number five best thing according to Brits of commada the US Michael Jackson Agreed I'll take that yeah, yeah totally 100% agree. I got some bad news for you guys. He's not American No, he is just yeah, he's bad news. Yeah, there's some stuff Hey, man, that's great. Alligators dude, you're right. They are I appreciate that they're unfounded allegations. Oh shit. Yeah, no his his catalog here is amazing His fucking me was like no, I love him dude. Yeah, I tattooed my back

I like a place there's some stuff there question for you guys deep for black Michael a white Michael Yes Deep for black Michael or white Michael Yes, I love Like Don't get me wrong you know thriller but like man in the mirror I don't even know Jesus that was funny Yeah, I'm gonna say Michael fans. I'm like, what? Jesus, that was funny. Yeah. I'm gonna say Michael fans. I'm gonna say black.

Just for everyone else, right? Just for the optics. I'm an ally. I'm an ally. Yeah, Michael's cool. That's a good shout. Yeah, I think, you know, music catalog is, someone recently said like they were like,

oh, Drake and Taylor Swift are the new Michael Jackson. Drake is the new Michael Jackson by the way. Oh, I don't know. He's got more. He's probably more hits, but he's also in a place where it's a lot easier to get your hands on music than it was. 3,5, 4, 5, 4, yeah.

But I also think there's more options when Michael was around like just of how famous he was if he could drop anything He didn't have to be good and he would be number one because no one there was no one else I was also good though. I was good. That's the thing. It's like in addition to it. It was good Are you in suggesting that Drake isn't good? I mean, I'm not I'm not a big like I Joey makes fun of me all the time for this. I don't like listen to current music the fuck I like my music knowledge stopped at like 2009 yeah, he's like

I was just in a fucking bow out on the way. He's right. He's like, what's that kid? It's showy like mine. I'm like, Joey is a Dem French. I'm doing it. Yeah. What's your favorite album? I'll be like, obviously it's D4L's titular album. I don't even know the name of their album. Yeah. No, it's not that hard, bro. Yeah, it's great. So I can't say Drake isn't good.

I know he's obviously cemented his place as an icon, but I don't think there's a comparison. I think that Michael Jackson is probably the most famous person who's ever lived. Probably. Jack Nicholson. Are you insane? Jack Nicholson.

But Reynolds. That was Reynolds. That's such a horrible, like, he might be, like, the 4 millionth most famous. No, I don't know, man. Those 80s, 70s, 80s, 90s. No, too. I think if I close my eyes, I don't even

know what butt Reynolds looks like. Yeah, just white mustache. That's all you need. You're looking at him. If I was older. Yeah, I have a fox. All's all you need. You're looking at them. If I was older. Yeah, Facts. All right, all right, going in coming in now at number four, very just basic Hollywood movies. Yeah. Fake though. I just want to say it's very vague. Okay. But I guess like, you know, I guess they've

always been like a Hollywood has always been like an international business like it's not like we were just like all right you can you can have these movies now it does it definitely sounds like we're running out of things that we like about America yeah why the fuck is that so high on the list all right I'll give you number three two and one of the Brits favorite things to come out of America number three Netflix strong fair number two Barack Barack Obama or a Number one Joe I know Joe does what he does Martin Luther King Jr. Yeah exactly

This is what it does in the show he goes well you're gonna hate this Why do you like him? Yeah, why don't you like my Luther King? I but Martin Luther King. Well, that's hilarious. Oh my god. So Joe, why do you like him? Yeah, why don't you like Martin Luther King? I love Martin Luther King. For the boy. I said that I like Michael Jackson more than Michael Jackson. What's off for good that? All right, the worst are way better.

Oh, no, wait. The Brits least favorite things to come out. Number seven, Kanye West. Wow. We don't hate Kanye that much. There's some stuff but his music. I mean, I don't hate you. Listen, his music will always be great iconic always be Yeah, not all of his music but a lot of it like 80% of his catalog 85% of his catalog Yeah, that poopy yeah, that was stupid

I'm talking like Kanye's workout plan will always be on in my house. You know what I'm saying? Well, that's because that's when you start listening to this. 2008, that's where it stopped. That's where it stopped. Call it drop out, that's all I know. He's an icon because call it drop out is the only thing I know from him. You know what I grab me.

All right, number six, again, pretty vague, but least favorite, the Iraq war. That's not a joke. The sick, most hated thing to come out of America according to English people is the Iraq war. Dude, I hate you. Didn't we go there too? Didn't we go where? Didn't.

Yeah, I thought you guys are so cute. I mean you. I did, you guys are military dude. Thank you for your service. Tony Blair and George Bush for like holding hands They were like we're going very take it off And George is like absolutely We got this that's a really good impression. Yeah, I could do a couple. I can do a little bit who else ask

Kanye West all over for not nice try No All over for not nice try Wait was oh the air so how do you guys feel about the Iraq war? I have no opinion Yeah, number five. Yeah, it's about war now for all of our listeners and yours to Number five least favorites. This is one. I was super surprised about the Kardashians Now we love ahhh. I thought like the British love the Kardashian. Yeah, we do know in the Kardashian. Everyone that's not like just like a misogynistic piece of shit. I feel like anyone willing to take this poll, which I'm assuming is just like, Karen's. Yeah. Yeah. What's the British

Karen? A Karen. A Susan? No, it's a Karen. There's a lot. There's actually a lot of, it's pretty popular name in England and at Karen. Yeah, yeah. I think it would die out in about 30 years. No one would be called Karen again. Oh, yeah, no, it's done. Oh my God.

I think it's before that. It's done, yeah. Dad is like Barbara and shit. Neither of you two have children, right? Okay, who looks at a beautiful baby girl and says Karen, like who does that? A lot of white people back in the day, I think. Back in the day, people were still named Karen. It's true.

Barbara's a tough one. Barbara's a tough one. Barbara's a tough one. I think the Barbara, I'm like, you work at the church. And like, they're all in the bank. Or the bank, yeah, at the bank. Yeah, Gweneth. Gweneth?

Yeah. That's a tough name. Has anyone ever met anyone called Gweneth? How tough? Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying, it's a tough name. Anyone ever met anyone called Gwyneth? How tough? Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying is a tough name. That's honestly the only Gwyneth I know. Yeah, I mean, and we don't know where.

I don't know where at all. We don't know where. So, but you guys are, you liked the Kardashians, I assume. Personally, I don't care. I couldn't care less, but I can understand the UK like the Christians. Again, if Holly Jenner decides to reach out. I was gonna say like, I know that. No, this is least favorite. This is least favorite. Oh Yeah, they said what you think the British were like we love the Iraq war. No, this is the least favorite part

Oh, yeah, so I would have to disagree. I feel like the disagree. Yeah, there's a lot worse things than the Kardashians Yeah, the 10,000 people that were asked are Yeah, that's so funny that you say that because I was just thinking I'm like I have never been even offered a poll in my life Yeah, he needs a Oh, I Literally every day in college They were giving you polls every day surveys and polls and every Shit like this everything by choice everything. Yeah, it was like somewhere anonymous

Some you like submitted like that you're like demographics and shit like that because a lot of it was like people doing it for like research for their like fucking like thesis or dissertation or something. You were the worst at stuff like that though. This guy wouldn't have been, he wouldn't have even known if he was asked something. Whenever we were in university, if anyone like often in the fly or stopped him in the street, he wouldn't, he probably still do that. He wouldn't acknowledge them. Like you've never seen anyone.

I gotta do that on the way here. Yeah, yeah. They could jump in something and be like, He probably still do not. He wouldn't acknowledge them. Like you've never seen anyone. I gotta do it. I did that on the way here. Yeah, yeah. They could jump in something and be like, hey, can I ask you a few questions? And he would actually just keep walking so straight that even if he like bumped their shoulder, he wouldn't let it break his stride.

It was impressive. And the rudest thing I'd ever seen. Well, that's what you're supposed to do in New York. Oh, no. Because people are trying to sell you shit like every five seconds. I literally on the corner over here, this guy like selling like watches or something

is like, you wanna watch and I was like, oh, what in what world am I buying a watch on the corner right now? Like what is that? I actually saw a beautiful Asian family by wallets when we went to get tacos earlier And I was really raised. Yeah, cuz I was thinking one of these guys tried so hard. No one's buying this shit And then the total yeah, people Hundred people's like this like the street over there is known as like a popular like shopping destination because it obviously you're not buying a real Fucking Gucci bag, but like it looks very similar. Yeah 20 bucks. I'll take when I was a kid. It's funny when I was a kid They used to sell like the DVDs like that of like movies that were currently in the show go in record it and

I remember Pokemon the movie 2000 was out and I'm a fucking fucking movie by the way yeah because you versus peak tree you know that's the first movie oh sorry and start crying yeah stone oh my god that's why he was crying fuck Fuck me up. Honestly, that fucked me up. He's like, bega? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Bega! And your heart starts like, you- You really are good at impressions.

Yeah, you are, man. We'll play. There's the one with, like, all the legendary birds and Levy of- Oh, I'm holla and stuff like that. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, my favorite. But they had it, and I was like, mom, please, please, please, please. And she was like, all right, fine. Knowing it was probably a piece of shit copy. And as we were doing that, the cops like fucking rolled up.

And the guy folded up the blanket, took the money, took the blanket and just took off. Took your money? Yeah. He never go to your DVD. I mean, I got it when it actually came out. Perfect. But I never got it at that point in time.

Before we go to number four, I believe, can you do a Denzel Washington impression? Oh, can you are you a good dancer? I want to say that I don't think I can and I'm afraid to But like he's just like I mean I immediately think of like like the comedian Jay Farrow and he's just like He's very good impressions unbelievable, but it's just like, oh right, okay, you know, that's it, it's not terrible, that's really it. That's really terrible dude, you know. That's all about that, though.

Can you do any other, yeah, this one, you'll be playing basketball in part of the combat. Yeah. Can you do the, all right now, what impressions can you guys do? I can't do impressions. I can't do impressions.

No, no, no, no. I'm not very good at impressions on my life here. You can do accents though. You do a good Australian accent. Can you? You were trying to emulate who was it thought? Was he's real name again? Chris Sounds were. Chris Hemsworth. Yeah, you can do a good Australian accent. I'm more Australia. Um, that was not good. No, no, no, no, wait, wait, let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let you. What's that

fucking place called that always sounds Australian? Perth? No, it's Sydney. Adalaied. Yeah. Yeah, I'm from Adalaied, a little bit of kangaroo. Oh, yeah, I see that. That's not bad. I got the cadence to it. The cadence gets there.

Can you like Scottish? I am Scottish. Yeah. Frankie, you want to come to Scotland? That's got worse. No, all right. You were certain. Yeah.

Yeah. What can I say in come to Scotland. That got worse. No, all right, you were so, yeah. What can I say in Scottish? Scottish. Scottish. How do you want to go? Glasgow. Scotland. We made it to Edinburgh.

Last year. It was beautiful. It was actually beautiful. I was assumed that Scotland was just like rainy and shitty and horrible. Field of Heraman addicts. Oh, that last point. But it was just, oh, that was five-fueless addicts.

Yeah, sorry. You guys seen Train Spine? Yes. With you and McGregor, yeah, that's why I thought it was just, oh, that was five-fueling. Yeah, sorry. Are you guys seeing Train Spine? Yes. With Yomogrega. Yeah, that's why I thought it was full of hair and all that. That works. But yeah, we're into Edinburgh. Edinburgh is probably what top three most beautiful cities

I've ever seen in my entire life. It looks really cool. Looks like Harry Potter. It does. Exactly. It's where it's based. That's where it's based. I say base, but that's where it was loose.

Yeah, take it around and like she wrote high-pots in Edinburgh and was like the Hogwarts is based off the castle in Edinburgh That's actually like on film and stuff. Wow. There's four houses in yeah, yeah, we're supposed to go next year for a bachelor party to Scotland. You're gonna like it. I'll be sick. Yeah, so buff very very well. My buddy like loves golf so like they have the golf Oh, yes, yes, yes, they do you guys like golf? I Want to say I like golf. would like a lot of top golf But I would love to know how to be good at golf. Yeah, I think it's a flex when you're older Yeah, I'm saving it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that is when the deals are done. Oh shit

Let's talk it out. Excuse you don't do any deals. I don't do anything. Yeah I'm saving until I'm like 35 and I'm like okay, and I'm gonna take golf seriously I just I played pitch and I'm like, okay, and now I'm gonna take golf seriously. I played pitch and puff at the first time. It totally mad. And Joey doesn't know. What's that? It's like 80 yards.

So it's like you just chip and then put. Okay, check that thing. That's cool. Yeah, Joey doesn't know how to be into something casually. He needs to like dive in head first. Yeah, balls deep, exactly. So like, he'll be like, yeah, we we're I'm gonna try boxing and then he'll like buy like the Professional like handmade stitch gloves and like oh one day I was talking to him and he's like, yeah

I think I'm just gonna like run a marathon in like six months. I did that. I did the fuck out of it I listen to David Goggins on a podcast one time was up. Dude. I'm gonna fucking run a marathon So I went to the gym the next day and just got in a treadmill and ran Was it like 26 something miles? Yeah, I need died just see if I could did you the whole time run? Nah, not the whole time. Yeah, I was enough. But I was gonna say what are you yeah dude the Smell that was coming out my pores. I genuinely thought I was gonna die. It was scary It was cool though, I did it.

I've like gone into those moods too. Like, there was one time I was at the gym and I was like, on the stairmaster and I was like, I wonder how many stairs are in the... At Paris, to leave for something. And I was like, all right, and then I did that and I was like, I'm never doing that fucking thing. Doing 26 miles also on a treadmill is

literally serial killer type of shit. Yeah, where you there from? Open a clothes. No, I actually did in, all right time. I didn't like three hours on that. There's no way you didn't three hours Dude that's like a hoshe maybe yeah, I was I did well where you you were doing meters 26 years Like wow, that was really easy That was really easy I did it

I did it. I did it well. Yeah Oh my god, that's not bad. All right That's a different type of exit though. Who sounds like that? Um, that's like Jaisis Steifon. Yeah, maybe a little bit. Oh, you're selling me. Oh, I'm a doughy No, no That's like anyone actually sounds like that. Maybe on like EastEnders.

Maybe. I apologize of it annoying. It's not annoying at school. It's not annoying at school. And you're really like, you're starting to get into it and you feel comfortable in it. It's cool. It's nice to see.

It's cute. It's nice to see. Yeah, I think we should hang out. I think we should definitely hang out. All right, moving on. Number four and number three kind of related, least favorite things that Brits have from the US number four the NRA Number three of the obsession with guns. I think we've kind of already touched on these are so

Carrying answers. I feel really pissed off about whoever answered this poll They just in our who say if someone says I was top 10 least favorite thing the N. R I don't know about the N. R It doesn't fucking matter to us national rifle association Yeah, that doesn't yeah, but it doesn't it doesn't make any sense because it doesn't translate to the UK whatsoever. So why anyone would be bothered that that came out of the US doesn't make sense? Someone got their hands on CNN and was so pumped when they heard Anderson Cooper like just talking about the NRA and they're like, yeah, let me tell you.

Number two. Let me tell you. Number two, George W. Bush. Again, doesn't it? Number two, number two, George W. Bush. Again, it doesn't. I don't like one of their presidents. Well, number one, least favorite thing that Brits have from the US. Trump.

Oh, shit. Oh, Trump. I guess that's a good one. No, we actually enjoy Donald Trump. You kind of look like spectacle reason. Yeah, I was going to say you were like a spectacle reason. Yeah, I was gonna say you like laugh at us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but then Boris came in and just ruined the whole

right because we had like one up when you for a little bit and we're like, oh, these guys are like idiots. We're Trump and then we had Boris Johnson. It was just like our side. That guy looks like he's been in a dark closet for 10 years and then they just let him out. He barks as well. Does he? He's got like 2000 kids from like five wives.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He bulls out dude. He fucks it up. Who has sex with this dude? People. Yeah, un-e-purchanate people. Yeah, yeah. It's not the strippers, we already went over that.

Prime Minister I guess. That's insane. Yeah, and he was married on the prairie just right. We've never seen him in life. He was married London too. Yeah. And no one likes any politicians anymore. No one's just like, yeah, we like this person.

Unless it's like Angola Merkel and like Germany. But like here in the US, no matter what you are, did you expect that reference to Laid on all of us? I'm not. What did you say? Angola who? Angola? I'm not doing this.

I'm not doing this. What was that? Angola Merkel, you don't know who that is? No, I don't know that. You're a piece of shit. You know that. Who is a poor piece of shit? He's a don't know that. You're a piece of shit. You know that. Who is a piece of shit? He's talking to you!

He's a piece of shit! I agree. Who is that? She was like the leader of Germany or something? All right, you don't get to say her name and say leader of Germany. Oh, I don't know what they call it. Like, Chancellor, see? Nice.

I knew that. That's right. Good save. But, Angela Merkel. No, you idiot. Angela, it's like Angela, but's right. Good save. Angler Merca. No, you idiot, Angla. It's like Angela, but said German got it. Oh, I don't know where to who that is. It's kind of a dope last name.

Yeah, but I don't remember the last politician apart from Barack Obama that anyone really enjoyed. Love Barry. Barry. We're a first-rate basis. Suicide show, I'm shoot a basketball lefty. I was like, nice. I was like, what was cool lefty. I forgot his advantage. We talking like, boss cool lefty. I'm going to find it.

We talking about that all the time. We're like, yo, if you're going to be president in this country, like we got to stop electing people who are a 1,000 years old. And like there's got to be like a fitness test to this thing. Like you got to be able to do a couple of push jumps, hit a free throw, and a half court shot in under a half hours.

And like you need to have something. I mean, I guess we did for a while have something out like George W. Bush was like a baseball guy Clinton was shred in this axophone and getting head and getting topped off Thought so I'm not sure I buy it Oldie shit. I think he's dead Like I can't think of a lot of sentences. I'll be honest with you though Like how you said like Trump is great to watch

because of all the whatever. Man, usually this would make me upset because I hate seeing old people go on through stuff and makes me really upset. If I see a old person just sitting on a bench, I'm like, I could cry right now, thinking about that. But when Joe Biden fell off that bike, I was like, Yeah, that was good.

That was so awesome to me. I was like, this is great. That was really good. There was a bunch of, at the good. That was so awesome to me. I was like, this is great. That was really good. There was a bunch of like, at the reason why I was so funny to me, because there's so much like secret service around, and they're looking at like snipers and people's hands and like whatever. It's just full of fucking Mike.

Oh, no. That's hurt. Oh, this is all this fuck. He's just made a dust. I think we reach, I don't know about Joey, but like I've reached a point of just like, I can't sit here. We're not getting this right.

Yeah, like, we're not gonna figure it out in our lifetime at least. So like, let's just make fun of everybody. You know, like, what are we gonna do and get pissed about it? Like, no, it's whoever's funniest. That's it. I will say this, Trump had some one-liner dude.

Oh, dude. This guy was going in there and he was just like, like basically just like calling people just like idiots bitches Small dicks I love it. He talks about like Rosie. Oh, it's like she's a pig It's guys on TV. It's like Rosie's a fucking pig. I don't know what to tell you like Every world in the white house How do you feel about it? Like usually a politician would be, you know, I think that, and he's just like, she's a pig.

And I'm like, damn dude, that's it. He's a... Wait, I'm out of my mind. There's a politician here named Chris Christie. He was the governor of New Jersey. And he's a large plump man. The guy's got a belt. A custom made belt, probably.

Yeah, and people, he's corrupt and like, he's a piece of shit. But like, people have corrupt and like, he's a piece of shit. But like, people have been, like, he's been taking shots at Trump lately, and all Twitter is saying is just like, just give Trump just like five minutes. You're so quiet. I'll just give him. It'll be like, Chris, Chris, Chris be green.

You've been faster. One a pig, absolutely tortured, but like, yeah, he was, you know, it was, it but like, it's been a couple years. We're going to do. Well, listen, we appreciate you guys coming all the way over here. Thank you so much. It's had so much fun with you guys. Usually, we don't really do a guest and shit because we don't know how well everyone's going to gel at whatever,

but it's like, we've known you guys for years, it feels like. Thank you, man. You guys have been an absolute pleasure. So yeah, you guys can go check out the episode we do with them. On their YouTube channel, you guys can plug your stuff. Correct. Yeah, she's in gigs everywhere. James and Foo had.

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