The Basement Yard - #431 - Happy New Year!

Episode Date: January 1, 2024

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doing it at once, at least, just like, just let a fucking racial slur fly. Jesus, I don't know about that. Yeah, that sounds like it. I'm a You know, I Know but like you get the shush, but if someone shush and no no no no no no no you you fucking you shush You don't like it. How fair is that you don't like it? What I do what I do is when it's like a like like if we're watching movie like I like I echo the shush to make it like everyone No, like it's not like a serious

I usually just go come on I'm serious guys dude if you're a yelda someone in a movie theater welcome back to basement You're on by the way. Oh, yeah, you've yelled at someone in a movie theater. Yeah, first of all one's a lot of time You were in a movie theater Yeah, well first of all one's a lot of time you were in a movie theater 87 Yeah, no, I don't know. I don't know one of the Avengers movies, right? Probably endgame Damn it's four years ago. Yeah, oh five years ago. I know you like going to the movie theaters I do I like it no like when when like those movies are and everyone like cheers and stuff I don't really like that. Fuck you. It's such a fun like cook

camaraderie moment dude. I don't really like that. Fuck you. It's such a fun like, camaraderie moment, dude. I don't need, I don't like when people are like, oh, oh, oh, I love that dude. It's like, oh, what happened? I've said this before and I'll say it again. Like those are the best, like some of the best memories I have, like watching movies.

Sad. That's not sad. That's sad. Like, dude, the first time I saw in game with the opening night with a live audience, you would have thought fucking Taylor Swift walked out. That place erupted and it made me shed a tear. I'm man enough to admit that. You're such a man.

We're all very proud of you. You ever dressed up to go to a Harry Potter movie? No. Like you think you're reminding yourself? I don't think I've, oh, that's not true. I know I've never done that. You've dressed up to a movie No, oh, I mean I guess technically what's technically like I've worn like To like a spider-man movie. I've wore a spider-man shirt When miles and I when miles and I went to go see fuck you when miles and I went to go see the Super Mario Brothers movie last year, I bought him and I Bowser and Bowser Jr. shirts.

There's a child involved, okay, that's fine. It's okay, it's okay, right? But like, I've gone to see Dr. Strange and a Dr. Strange shirt, like Panther and a Black Panther shirt, you know? That's pretty brutal, I'm not gonna lie. Why is that bad? I don't know. What's wrong with that?

I don't know. Oh, what? What movies are're going to see Huh you wearing your fucking your your your your Jordan ones to go see air you're going to see you fucking movie about Pretentious Brooklyn people that sell fucking t-shirts out of a truck and they and they make a million dollars an hour That what you gonna see what's that movie called I don't know Brooklyn Dumbbell I hate it. Yeah, I hate it could have been a better title like thing out of that joke, but oh Yeah, it's already but

But shout out to Dumbo being racist The place or the movie the movie yeah the movie definitely is mad racist. It's not it's not good Go back. Go watch it go watch it and you'll see what are the crows? The crows are not very crows sing a song about racism And then there's there's a song about the dudes who work on like the train or the rail tracks Yeah, and that song is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah There's some there's there's some stuff if you look at some of those old Disney movies. Think it's just a cute fucking movie about a Elephant with big ears. Why couldn't it just be like a big dumb ass elephant with like cute ears

Can I say something about Dumbo by the way the elephants ears weren't even all that big? I mean I'm feeling like the rest of them also had big fucking. I think just the thing is that it can make them fly You know like that's dope. That's cool, but like I don't care like the original Dumbo movie is not very good It's just like the bro. It's like an at first of all it's like an hour long and It's just like a bad though, bro. It's like an at first of all, it's like an hour long. And it's just like, it's our elephant gets fucked up and does LSD. I think he gets like drunk or some shit and the pink elephants. The elephant son.

Or really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were doing all that shit, bro. You remember the original Pinocchio? I don't say I don't. Or the original Pinocchio was like, they go to like, Pleasure Island or whatever the fuck it is with the kids. It's not called Pleasure Island.

It might be called Pleasure Island. But like, they go to Pleasure Island and the kids are like, smoking cigars and drinking beer. I do remember that. And the kid turns into a donkey. Oh yeah! Yeah, it's some shit, dude. What does that even mean?

It's like, it's like a, you know, symbolism for like, you know, be a good kid. They would scare kids and it'd be a bad kid's by saying they'll turn into donkeys and shit. I actually, now that I'm about to be honest with you, not the worst animal I could turn into. A donkey? Pretty cool. It'd be a big mad heart, dude. Definitely. Who kicks harder? You were a donkey.

A donkey. Exactly. I don't kick all that hard. I would definitely want to be a donkey. But then people ride you up mountains That's annoying. I mean you get rode all the time. What's the issue? You know? You know, I could mean a couple that could mean a couple things. Yeah, I never understood why like When people are using donkeys to like travel they put the pots and pans on the sides.

On the sides, man. This is fucking annoying. You're just letting, you're being too much. Too noisy. You're being too much. Just get to where you gotta get to quietly. That's what I'm saying. No one needs all these fucking clang clang, bing bang.

Yeah, too much. And who needs a pan? I see a guy on TikTok, he's making fucking meals on rocks that he found in a river right I love those fucking videos Where he has that giant knife and he's like sharp dude, and he's like he like throws the fucking onion up And he's like bang and he cuts it in half He's fucking think of cut my head off. I want to cook on a rock so bad so bad and this guy is just like fucking Also not you know

Very sanitary, but like whatever gives a fuck dude Not a right. Well the fire kills all the bacteria whatever the stuff like that. Yeah, but also rocks I'll eat off a rock. There's a guy who I saw one guy who made a pizza and he just threw it in the hot coals Like in the ash and everything that's what he was just like it just gives it a woodsy taste and it's like Yeah, because you're eating wood. I would rather not eat wood I'd rather just eat a pizza. I don't want to eat wood at all Yeah, I love those fucking videos though There's one guy that has like his dog with him Yes, and he like just sits in the background and then he gives him like a piece of food and he usually makes the sluddiest steak

That has like some butter like he makes a butter. I don't know I saw one where he like literally like boil the steak and butter and I was like I can't I can't support this. You know what I love bro. I love this because in those videos what he does is like he makes bread and he puts it in this like cast iron skillet and then he puts another one on top and he closes it and he put he puts it in the fire and then he puts some of the Coals on top of it and like oh my god dude I've I've had cast iron bread before, amazing. Ugh, fuck your face. It just tastes better because it's like, cooked in cast iron. That's what I'm saying.

You know, there's nothing special about it. I can watch my motherfuckers make bread all day and night to be honest. Dude, I've said it before. Make a little cuts in the bread. I've said this before, my buddy in Jersey is, he makes bread in his house, and he just brings us fresh bread all the time.

Oh, fuck. Dude, he brought a sourdough loaf the other day that was cheddar jalapeno. Oh! I swear on my life, I would put my fucking balls in it if I could. I would. It's so, he brought us fresh cinnamon rolls

with homemade icing. Yes, dude. Who is this man? He's got social breadco. Check it out. The guy's fucking, he's good, dude. That sounds fucking great. Dude, a big, just just fat fat loaves of bread

Oh and like big bitches. What's what's better than a hot loaf of bread dude? It is such a luxury fresh bread. It's such a fucking luxury. It's so weird to say it fat bread But all those video you know what I want to do when I see the videos of people making fresh porkacha and they're fucking And it's like a fat butt! Oh, oh, oh! It's like a fat butt! And they're like playing with it, like they're sticking their fingers in a butt.

Yeah, dude. Oh my fucking god. I can't tell you how... And also the amount of fucking olive oil they use, and it's like... And they just put like green cherry tomatoes on top and then it's like fucking rosemary. And there's like...

Oh, when there's rosemary involved in cooking, I'm like, I'm gonna fucking... A bunch come 100% I'm like it's so fucking good. I could tell you how many times I've seen those like fuck Cotchia videos and then I go and I like play with beckas butt like that because the eating just looks so fun I know Foccotchia bread dude bread also like big flates of fucking salt dude. I love that I have I have some pretty flaky salt in the house as a little finish as a little big bang bang goes

That's what I'm saying. Oh, it's so good. I love one. Fuck every now and then I just go take a pinch. I eat it So yeah, really I like salt That's not the worst thing in the world. No, it's I mean unless you don't drink enough water It is but like salt oh yeah, I, you know, taking a fucking teaspoon of salt, you take a couple of pinches of the day, it might lad up, you know? Yeah, I mean. But also, isn't it an intellectual salt?

It helps you like retain water. Yeah, it's an intellectual salt. Yeah, it's good for you. Yeah, we're okay. Yeah, that is all right. How many salt pinches are you doing a day? A couple. You're walking over into your salt in?

A little bit, maybe. Yeah, just a little, that's a, might be a stupid question, but if you use that salt on the snow is it gonna melt it or That's a really good question because I don't think I salt is regular salt A lot of questions stupid where to put I I try to use either kosher salt Because for the juice.

Yeah, exactly. Just in case anyone comes over. And they might be. And they might. And they might. And we welcome them. Right. And see salt.

In case any like mermaids come over. Any fish come over. You want it? You want it in the field at home. You want it in the field at home. You want it in the field at home. You want it in the field at home. You want it in the field at home.

You want it in the field at home. You want it in the field at home. You want it in the field at home. You want it in the field at home. You want it in the field at home. You want it in both classifications the Jews and the Mermaid. And the fish. Yeah. That's the spectrum of people that walk into Frankie South. You got Jews over here, and you got fish over here. That's nice. I usually just use, I have salt, but I don't know what kind it is. I think it just says table salt. Oh, that's, yeah, you probably shouldn't.

I mean, I used to have fancy salt. Just get, you can just get like sea salt. No, I know, I think that's what I have. I think I have that, but I did buy because I was super into salt. That's weird to say. What a weird, you don't know eggs, you're into salt. No, I don't know eggs.

I still, like quiz me on eggs. Okay. How do you, no, just say what it looks like, because that's all I know. Uh oh, name an egg. Eggs, dude. No, no, no, no, name an egg like what's the biggest size of eggs you could buy Frankie how far are you fucking kidding me name my egg how it's cooked? Okay I don't know I don't know how to answer this Frankie sunny side up medium these things. Okay. All right over over easy

She's okay. This is what I think These things. Okay, all right, over, over easy. Geez, okay. This is what I think. You crack the egg and you cook one side and then you flip it and you let it sit there for like a little bit and then you, and then that's it. Yeah, that's it.

You know what's funny is I told you that. No, I know. Last time we talked about it. I'm getting a quiz. I'm trying to remember. I'm trying to retain the knowledge here. I'm trying to do the knowledge. All right, there's a thing in like France

where you like people like go to like culinary school. They have like a thing. It's like a thousand ways to cook an egg Wait so many bro like literally four you get that's it you get it for yeah, what are the four over easy scrambled What's a devil dig? Oh It's a hard-boiled egg with the devil in it, which is mayo And there's like red there's red and I don't, I don't know why they call them devil day. I'm sure there's a reason.

There's all fucking history people. Yeah. It's so it's a hard boiled egg. You cut it in half, you scoop out the yolks, and you do like yolk, mayo, salt, however you want it, and then you like pipette. Oh, and like a pipette. Oh, then you shove her back in.

You don't, just stop that. That was a little too sexual there. You like, on the cut egg, you you like make a little like dollop. Oh, so you take the yoga out and you just mix it with other shit and you put it back in? Yes. Dude, back is devil degs. This is not a joke.

She made them one day. She made like, like what, five eggs, so 10 devil degs. I ate the whole thing. That's where he's in my knees. He's the whole thing. I couldn't stop. They're so fucking good. She puts fresh dill in them and paprika. She's trying to get me pregnant.

There's some, that's not how that works. But there's some like red in it. It's probably paprika. Pepperica. Have you ever done the thing? I just saw this on TikTok and I was like bro, I see everything on TikTok now. Jesus Christ.

Joey, big TikTok guy. How you doing TikTok? I've seen it where it's like you break off, like when you have a hard-boiled egg, you break off the top and then the bottom and then you blow into it and the whole shell comes off. I've tried that and it doesn't work. I was like really going at it one day

and it just was not working. I do remember when I was dared to crack an egg in my hand. Do you remember that? Crack an egg in your hand. Yes, someone once dared me to crack, they were like, you can't hold an egg in your hand. Yes, someone once dared me to crack. They were like, you can't hold an egg in your hand and break it. And I was like, that's what they said.

I think they were confusing it. I think they were confusing it because the idea is like, you can't hold an egg the long ways. And crack it? And crack it because the way it's engineered through nature, that it can support you like standing on it or some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if it's perfectly, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

But like the person said, like, yeah, if it's perfectly... Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. But like the person said like, oh, if you hold it in your hand and just fucking bang it. That's probably not hard, I could break that. Yeah, the first time I did it was like, oh shit, wait a second, the second time I did it, the whole egg shot out of my hand and went all into their face. Yeah, it was fire.

You yoked someone? It's fucking yoken. Was it a... Shot of the eyes? Yes it was. Wow,oked someone fucking yoken was it was it a shot of the eyes yes it was wow she got yoked Weird weird with context, but yeah, sorry Yeah, I know but whatever what were you talking about? I don't remember I honestly don't even remember where we started I don't know. We started talking about French and culinary school. Yeah, yeah, yeah I would be a better like I already am a better cook than you but like if we were to go to culinary school

I would be way better than you dude my knife better cook than you but like if we were to go to culinary school I would be way better than you dude My knife skills. What do you got you got shit? First of all I'm a fast learner. You think I want to be nice with a knife be very good with a knife If I were to say like there's like different types of cutting to there's like you Julian Who? Julian? Yeah, there's like different ways of cutting things You think you're so cool. I do a little bit. You think you're so cool Julian? Yeah, there's like different ways of cutting things.

You think you're so cool, don't you? I do, a little bit. You think you're so cool, this is so- Oh, a little bit. I do one thing better than you. Finally. Two things. You don't even- we don't even know that to be true.

We know it, Joey. We probably do. We do. You know what I saw on TikTok the other day? I don't know. Since we're talking about food. A guy, he didn't dice it, but he like made these cuts in a piece of chicken where it looked dice But it was still together. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, and then he put like chains in it. Yeah stuffed it

Yeah, you're gonna kill me. Yeah, you're gonna just murder me dude. I'm talking a good stuff chicken Daddy's here. I love that just like put like Something like a I mean don't like a stuffed like salmon or something like that. You're not a big salmon guy, right? I Do I don't know I like salmon. I like salmon I ate salmon, but there was one time that I had salmon I was like this is fucking ass and I shouldn't have eaten salmon that day because it was not the right place to have it War of the gas station. It was a hotel.

Bad. Very bad. It was a bad hotel too. It was just like a hotel near an airport. Oh. So like, I don't know why that's where I was like, yeah, I'm gonna have some fucking salmon here. Let me have this salmon and you're ordering from like a... We were miles away from water by the way.

So I don't know who made this salmon or if it was 3D printed, but yeah, so that got me off of salmon for a while But I'm back on salmon. He's back. Do a stuffed the stuffed salmon. I've never had a stuffed salmon But anything is stuffed that's good stuffed crust. Oop me up. Yeah, yeah, 100% by the way happy new year This is coming out. Oh, yeah happy news. This is coming out on New Year's day for those that celebrate the This is coming out. Oh, yeah, happy news. This is coming out on New Year's day for those that celebrate the Mayan New Year. I think this is right is it I believe we always go by like the Mayan calendar, isn't it? Remember that we're gonna remember we were supposed to die like 12 years ago. I do remember that 11 years ago Whatever it was. Yeah, what year is it being 2024? Well, this is coming out on 2024 so happy New Year's happy New Year to you any New new years resolution you got going on into the new year

Mmm, I don't know. I don't know why I said that like I have some for you. Oh, I have some for you Get commit to the mustache or just drop it. No, I've really enjoyed this like you know kind of like half a block shadow Half and half but you can't have the best of both worlds commit or get away. I don't think it's the best of both worlds This is the best of both worlds Go it or get away. I don't think it's the best of both worlds. This is the best of both worlds. Go it out, take it slow, then you rock out the show. It's the best of both worlds. I don't know the rest of it, but what song is that? Was that Hannah Montana?

Yeah. I'm killing it. Yeah, you did. Never watched an episode of that show. Oh, I used to watch it back then. Never watched an episode of that of Cody and Sweet and Cody. Sure. Sweet, it's and Sweet and Cody. Sure. Sweet is a, Zach and Cody.

Sure. What's the full name of the show? The Sweet Life of Zach and Cody. Okay, good. Victoria's. Nope. Never watch that one, yeah. What's the one that everyone likes?

Something with a declassified, no, that's not it. Neds declassified. You never watched that. I watched that a little bit. This is another one. Carly? I Carly, yeah. Never watched that. Bro, Ned's the classifier, people are like chatting

about that show. But did he like start out a podcast? Yeah. I was like, yeah, I was sucking cock on the set. I was like, hey bro, bro, that's fire. That's how you do a Disney podcast. First of all, Nickelodeon. Second of whatever.

Second of all, yeah, bro, these like Disney Nickelodeon shows from when we were like pre-teens and shit. Let it fly now. Or just coming out now They're just like oh, yeah, I was just fucking getting my back blown out and honestly fire good for them because that's true Because obviously that's what we think is happening right? That's what everyone is like watching it and they're just like oh shit like maybe so and so is getting their fucking back blown There was one where I think this one girl it might have been that show

I know exactly what you're talking the class of Yeah, and she was like yeah,, I fucking ran through the cat. Basically, she said she ran through the cat. Yeah, I want to adapt this girl up so bad. And be like, yeah, good for you for getting that declass of fun. Dick. Bro, and you know what's even funnier is like, she does it with her co-stars.

And she was like, and the guy that she was dating, she was like, you remember the first time I sucked your dick He's like all right. I gotta talk about yeah He was one who got sucked upon he's on the podcast and it's wild absolutely what her People like people like pissed at them. They's a fucking surefire way to still relevant. I wanna hear about all that shit. Because let's be honest, everyone imagine being 15 years old on a TV show

that's being aired across the world. Yeah. And you're just being given money and you're just hanging out with people that are like my age. Dude, you're gonna tell me, of course you're gonna spin each other's butts. What do you think is gonna happen? I'm not gonna open up and you know open you up I don't know why I said open and there's a like fucking Chrissy Krauts and Romano has a podcast

She does and she's like talking about shit. I don't think she talks about stuff while stuff like that I don't think like that But like this girl good for her for the men's declassified. I like that Also, I want to get a podcast I want to find that what's going on in boy meets world You're gonna tell me Cory and I bet hit that to panga dude Listen if to panga comes out and she's just like oh by the way me and fucking mr. Fini had a thing I mean

Dude I'm so pop and also I would fly I would go out on Twitter or wherever this happens and for the people like Oh my god the panga you resort into this to say relevant. I'd be like this is awesome Every you know who it's the only people saying that the people that didn't grow up watching those shows Not that I was like a big like fucking like I Carly Netsie classified fan, but like Well, there's some stuff on the Nickelodeon shows dance night or this yeah the dance night I was like yeah, would you pull your toes down? There's some stuff there's some stuff there's some stuff there's some stuff he put like over like come shots and some of these shows like It's a sick oh my back. Go look it up. Go look it like fat. Go just go look it up

Like man dude if I found out to pango was like sleepin with like mr. Fini I would mind that wherever that old bastard is and dapp him up so hard. He alive? I think so. I don't have my phone on me. You'd have to do that. I'm telling this right now, in that episode of Fucking Boy Me It's World,

where he was like, class dismissed. And he shuts the lights. I was like, Fuck dude! Shit, fuck me up dude. That shit hurt so bad. Oh. Dude, those Nickelodeon TV,

like Nickelodeon Disney Channel shows, were like, that was was like our soaps Like I'd be like yo, I get home because the lineup today my is fucking even Stevens Yeah, a Lizzie McGuire fucking fill the future like I need to watch my programs ma my programs Exactly dude and then and then that little bastard beans So we're looking good. I'm looking dude. Oh, oh he's probably cleaning up. I'm not gonna lie Spings do you think beans is cleaning up? Yes, no way dude. I mean it's Hollywood people are cleaning up I I mean you know what beans all the power to you

I don't think beans is watching here. Maybe beans is maybe neds are watching Classified they've been there watching. Maybe declassified. Maybe they're watching. What is that podcast called? It's like, I don't know. I assume the name of the show is in it. Declassifying the classified files of Ned. There's been better jokes.

That was the worst joke I could have done. We were writing so high. Boy. I don't really know how to fucking kill it. Sometimes people bomb. It's okay. That's horrible, dude. So yeah, happy New Year's resolution,

commit to the mustache. That's how we started. Commit to the mustache. Yeah, I do love the scruffy gray mixture you got going on. Gray. Yeah, like the salt and pepper. Yeah, well that I can't do anything about. I mean, you could.

I'm not gonna. Very smart. I think if you went. I'm not gonna. Very smart. Shh. I think if you went just like salt and pepper, just mustache, god damn, move over Tom Selleck, there's a new fucking big sheriff in town. Tom Selleck. Yeah, dude. What? And he's the big sheriff, no?

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I want to do that at the end of the year. Oh! I was told that I could get a bib, so I have to do it. Get a bib? The bibs. Like, you have to, like, you can't just do it if you're going to do it. You have to. What's a bib?

The thing that you wear. A sign? A sign. It's called a bib. A gonna do it. What's a bib? The thing that you wear. A sign? A sign, it's called a bib. A piece of paper? It's a bib. It's a piece of paper pinned to your shirt. Are you, there's words for things that exist. I'm telling you and then you're trying to change it.

Is it a piece of paper? It's a bib. Answer my question though. You're not answering my question. What is it made of? I don't know. Paper. Okay.

Is it pinned to your shirt? Yes. Just call it a piece of paper, pinned to your shirt. It's called a bib you dumb ass. Anyway, I was told that I could get one for the marathon, so I think I have to run it. Just so you guys know, Joey walked in today. He's like Oh, so tired. I'm like okay. I'll give in never happened. Why are you tired? Oh? Ran right before I got here. Fuck you. You know what my seriously? I haven't eaten today at all what my result that's dumb It's 542

My right Stein one of my resolutions for you was going to be eat fast food once a month. Be like us. Be a normal person. Come back down to reality. What is fast food? Remove yourself from that ivory tower at which you sit upon. What is fast food like McDonald's, Burger King, Taco Bell.

But can it just be burgers? No, because that's not Burger King or McDonald's or Wendy's dude or white castle I will pay for you to eat I If you I had I had McDonald's recently I Think yeah, yeah, but I only got a shake and fries. Oh my god. You suck so much. You suck so much I only got a shake and fries if you guys that's fast food by the way the shakes and McDonald's what is in that? Yeah, what is it cocaine? Do holy fuck I've never tasted anything like that before my like cocaine here folks. This is what I'm asking you to do something okay?

If you want to see us Eat a craved case on a patreon episode stop putting this out there all you have to do is go to Pima Lolinos Instagram. No! Stop! Stop! And just on his picture right, White Castle is great. Why? He hates it? No, but if he hits us up saying,

what the hell, why are people commenting this? Is this your fault? Then I know you did it enough to get noticed and we'll do it for a Patreon episode. I don't want to eat a Crave case. Neither do I, but we have to. I think you do. This is the second time you've brought it up, Frank. You didn't want to craved case. Could?

You know what you did? You confessed to me, you disgusting freak, that you went to the store. And not it wasn't a store. Frank, he went to the store. I wasn't. Shut up. He went to the store. No! He went to the... NO! Thank you went to the supermarket.

And he bought... No! I'm gonna scream again. Frozen! No! Frozen White Castle! No! And he kept it in his fridge! No!

No! It wasn't. If you let me tell the story, I'll tell the story. Frankie, if it's long-winded, I don't want was desperate my grandmother was in the hospital don't don't you dare play it on It's a great grandmother wasn't a cemented one. Oh, who's the other one? I was wrong with her I honestly don't know mystery could have been the meant it was on oh, she was in the hospital a possible dimension a possible dimension Yeah, and at like the hospital a possible dimension a possible dimension. Yeah, uh and

At like the hospital vending machine. They had like a vending machine of like frozen foods and I got I don't know this check I'm telling you I got frozen white castle burgers microwave them. I was like 15 when this happened I was like So quick to yell at me. As if being like, I didn't get it, a supermarket. I got it in a hospital vending machine. As if that was going to be better. That makes it even crazier.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You put a supermarket in his way worse. You got it for a deliberate, That is actous, right? Men's rea. That is the wrongful deed and the wrongful and the mind. We're not going Latin here. Listen, that is way worse. When you're in a desperation move

getting it at a hospital vending machine, that's okay. What else was in there? Like oats, like yogurt, a parfait maybe. Why are there freezing parfaits in yogurt? I don't know. Frank, you, but think about this, right? Just think about this. You bought a burger from a vending machine.

Like, I did not know that was something that could happen in this life. And you did it. You know what? If we do that, if we do that for patreon, there's another one I want to do I want you to eat a burger in a can You ever heard of burger in a can? They're exactly what it sounds like they put a whole burger in a can and can it and then you open it and eat it I could throw up thinking about that because I can only imagine what they have to put into this burger to make it last in a can

They just seal it. They vacuum seal it. So I'm sure that's all they do to it Frank. Yeah, that's it All I do is seal you just close it. No big deal The elements the elements can't get to it and thus it can't deteriorate faster wrong all I'm saying is White castle crepe case Could be a possibility when's the last time you had white castle dude? 2002 White castle crepe case could be a possibility points less than you have white castle dude 2002 Honestly, but the last time I can really remember having it was like 2008

So like let's do it. What do we got to lose patrons if they we it could happen make it happen folks No, I don't know if I can do that to be honest with you. Well, it's a toughy Also, we have to talk about this. Obviously, there was a video that came out of a guy on the Senate floor getting re-baw-fucked. You were just getting slammed into the Senate floor. On the Senate floor, and it was like in like a democratic seat. I believe the seat belonged to Amy Klobuchar.

I don't know. And her son's name? Yeah, her last name is Klobuchar. Go ahead, make fun of her last name. Stupid last name. Okay. You did it. Call my bluff. It sounds like a baseball player. It does.

It sounds like on a Chuck-Nah block or something. Like, what was her name, Amy? Klobuchar? Klobuchar. This is stuff with the Chuck-Nah block. Some stuff. What do you do? Racist is stuff?

I don't know about racist, but like definitely like, I think he like drew a window AC unit as wife or something. He threw the whole AC at his wife? I think so, yeah. She okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope, I don't know. He threw an air conditioner at his wife?

I think so. I could remember, you know, man, you gotta be the throw an AC. To take it out of the window and toss it at someone? I hate putting an AC and I can't imagine that someone would make me so mad that I would take the AC and throw them at them Because then I'd be like now I got to put this fucking thing Well, you also would can't imagine being in a place of anger where you would physically strike a woman No, that's tough to imagine too, but I would hit a woman with so many other weapons before it would be an AC

Dude, that's insane this person should be in jail. Yeah, well, I think I think there was some stuff but um yeah this fucking little twink was getting just fucking yeah Blast it it was gay thing right gay sex it was gay sex gay sex in the center floor while dude I'll be honest though If I was a gay horny little bastard and I had access to the center floor I'd probably try to get a little stop, man. Oh my God, dude. If I'm gonna get gay sexed anywhere, it's the Senate floor. It's the Senate floor.

Or somewhere where I'm not supposed to be. Like, even my- The Senate floor, dude. No, I know, but like, even today, like today, me, hello, how you doing? If you told me that like I had access to the Senate floor, I'd be like, I'm gonna go sex there. It'd be cooler to like get like, like something.

Are you like one of those weirdos? It's just like in like a, oh, let's sex right here. So we can say we did it here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, why not? Okay. Not like bathrooms and shit though. Did I ever tell you, did I ever tell you, where's this going?

I remember I told you through life, I've had like funny backhanded compliments. Told me through life, yes I do remember that. that there was one I guess not really a backhanded compliment But it's one of the people that had given me a backhand on compliment and they were like I was like in like college and They were like trying to be like frisky sexy and I was like no No, no, no, no and they're like why why not? I was like because we're in like a public place And they were like I've had had so much sex in public places.

I've had sex in multiple public places. Don't be a bitch. And I was like, that does make me feel better. I'm not all the sex you're telling me. I exclusively fucking parks. Do you realize that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not, I would say that, dude, the set of floor, though,

that's like a, you got it. That's like top of Empire State Building. So, if I'm the president. I'm fucking probably exclusively in the overalls. You know Joey B's ain't getting that fucking Joey D up. Yeah, that shouldn't. Yeah, that shouldn't. Yeah, it doesn't know what his dick is. What is that hunter? Can you help me? What the hell is that hunter? Help me out. Yeah, he knows what his dick is Hunter. He knows too much about his own Hunter's definitely gotten suck bloated the fucking dude

There's if if he's fucking doing 180 down a Vegas strip You best believe hunter Biden is going and banging some brawls. Yeah In the fucking Senate also I heard I saw a video of Michelle Obama Also, I heard I saw a video of Michelle Obama And I believe that she said like if you're he when the presidency, you know when Obama was in the White House And she's there if you want to order something or like you need something or whatever first people to bring you You pay for it Dude if I'm the leader of the free world, I'm not paying for fucking anything. Dude, no way.

I lead the country. You think I pay for it? Give me this boat for a fucking jeep. I'd be like, what do you want? You want a photo? Fucking daffom up. You know, do a couple fucking like, you know, what's up? That's a priceless photo.

But like the White House like kitchen, if they're gonna make it, then you- Hell no dude. It's like bro, what? Hell no. I mean, yeah dude, did I not call on fuck- What'd you think I meant? call over it to the fucking white How's it moron? Dore

No, they can't get out of this night you walk through those gates, ma'am Dude, I thought you meant Dore that no they have a fucking hole. Are you kidding me if there's a kitchen in my basement And they make me pay for my own food. I'm sending anthrax down there the army's coming after you I would make an executive I'm declaring war on my neighbors that's what I mean I would just be like yo how about I just I just hit the button for the nuclear bombs dude no way that can't be real that cannot be real that's what she said dude Michelle Obama you might be lying dude I'm pretty sure I'm gonna go away and she was like you pay for it bro if I was fucking president Obama if I was president Frank Alvarez and I'm in bed and I was like, dude,

I can go for a taco and I call up the fucking, maybe, maybe, I could see if it's like, you know, if the staff isn't working that late and then you need to pay for the staff, but like put that on your fucking, you know, like put that on your hours that you, you know, submit. Don't make me, oh yeah, no problem, Mr. President,

$10 and 62 cents. I'm full on. Bro, here it is. In discussing becoming, in discussing becoming, Kim will explain that one of the most interesting things he read in the book was that the President and his family must pay for their own food during their time at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Bro, I'm telling you right now, dude, I'm flipping the fucking country upside down. If you make me pay for food, I'm the fucking President. And that doesn'm flipping the fucking country upside down if you make me pay for food on the fucking press And that doesn't matter and I don't care who's in office any president at least give them free food dude Then bullshit they have to put up with bro. You kidding me free food bro. I don't care if it's fucking Reagan You know taft who's the fat bastard taft? Yeah, I don't care who it was. If they order a fucking big ass like full like turkey dinner at 2 a.m. Yeah, free or like a Kevin Macaulister style dessert like a bunch of ice cream. Dude, give me ice cream with marshmallows in a fucking giant, you know, like cookie bowl.

Free. Holy shit, a cookie bowl. You like that, right? I do like that. See what I did there. Dude, holy fuck, that sounds good. Like a bowl made out of like cookie dough that you baked. Yeah, right? I do like that. See what I did there. Dude, holy fuck that sounds good. Like a bowl made out of like cookie dough that you baked. Yeah. And then putting ice cream in that. Oh yeah. And then breaking off piece of the. Holy fuck. Wait, hold on. Have you never had like a waffle bowl? I've had a waffle bowl. It's different than cookie though.

I, if you write it as a little bit. Cookie is way better. You know what I did? Once. Oh, excited now. Now, watch this. No. I made fruit tacos What here we were just talking about dessert listen to me fruit tacos I made a bunch of

sugar cookies and I Molded them to look like a taco and I let them cool like that and then you fill it with ice cream, fresh fruit, cool with. So what I'm saying, that's all I'm saying. That's all I'm gonna say right there. I haven't eaten today. I know, you're hungry and that's true. I would eat one thousand of those.

That's why you're tired because you're fucking eating. I haven't eaten. My body's like on zero right now. That's why you're exhausted. Yeah, that's fine. Just go out there and eat some of those. And honestly, it wasn't accident. I'm not hunger striking and it's not like something I weight. That's why you're exhausted. Yeah, it's fine. Just go out there and eat some of those popcorn. And honestly, it was an accident.

I'm not hunger striking and it's not like something I do. I'm sure. But it was an accident. Actually, no, I had a protein shake this morning, but that's it. I'm sure, Joey. And a cappuccino. Damn, spicy little bitch.

I don't know. I'm kinda like that. Are you in your cappuccino? Like, you know what? I've had like four of my entire life. Oh, all right. Well, get a cappuccino maker in your mouth. I don't know. Oh, all right. Well, get like a like a cappuccino maker. And I don't know why I want you to be a little like coffee slut,

boy. What the fuck with the end of that? I want you to be a coffee scrub, boy. Will you try to say I think I went for bro and boy at the same time. I bought. Buh.

Yeah. Dude, the first time I ordered coffee, I was mad and nervous. What? Because I thought that I would have to know flavors. Like I would, I thought that I was like, bro, I don't, time out, time out, time out. When I went, I went, right?

And I was like, hi, can I have coffee? And I thought that we're gonna ask me some, bro, before I'm like, it's my turn to the register, I'm looking at the menu and I'm like, what do I get? Haines will not hold, like, I don't know. I'm like it's my turn to the rest of the I'm looking at the menu and I'm like what do I get? Haines on that hold like I don't know I'm the same way I got any time there there's like a handful of times where I'll be like hey I'm passing Starbucks you want me to bring you back anything beck will be like yeah bring me back a

dip at the and I'm like this is yeah what am I I don't even know what I'm gonna say here someone just walk in. Definitely sounds like it. Uh-oh. Hope we're not getting robbed. That would be quite the episode. So Joey's walking out. He's checking. I locked the door though, I think. No?

What's going on? Just double-checking. While he's gone, please help me. I've been trying to see my family. He hasn't let me leave this for 10 weeks. Please, God almighty, please help me. He is a monster. Anything?

Can you talk to sh- No. I'll tell you this right now. If there is someone in here, they're playing a good game of hide and seek A little game and I consider myself a good seeker like Harry Potter. Yeah, well no What I was saying though like when I go to Starbucks. I'm like God, please like I don't speak the Starbucks lingo I'm just like let me get small

You're like um, sir. Do you want to fucking Muk don't you or Grande or bump a chintas and I'm like dude, please Please just give me a coffee. I was just nervous that they were gonna ask me like, oh, what roast? And I'm like, I didn't know. But I- You need a no roast. But you didn't.

You just walk up, you just have coffee and they give you coffee. That was it. Oh, that's nice. So, yeah, like, so I didn't, but I was nervous. I was like, I thought they're gonna ask me something. So I get 100%. I get so nervous anytime I go to a Starbucks because I just, I don't know. And I don I don't know and I don't speak

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Are we gonna keep talking about this guy getting throttled on the fucking center floor? I forgot we were talking about that video. We go all over the place. That's like our appeal. I'm not even going to respond to that sort of thing. It's kind of funny though that this guy is just getting his fucking... And there are people that are just like, Is there nothing that's fucking... Holy. Holy anymore. It's like fucking like half, and his fucking and there are people that are just like on this is there nothing that's fucking holy holy anymore

It's like fucking like half at least half of the population is getting fucked by the people in that room every day So why not one? Enjoying it. It's probably not the first time someone's gotten fucked in the center floor, you know You gotta imagine right? I think Hillary it's a carpeted floor. Do you think Hillary Clinton was throwing it back? I can't imagine them having sex. Yeah, I don't know any- Hillary and Bill, what about Connolly's Arise? Colin Powell? Stop naming people.

Isn't he dead? I think he died, yeah. So no longer throwing it back, had thrown it back at a previous point in time. They threw dirt on him now. He's dead And the last thing I guess we'll touch on here big news pop a news that I just found out today Apparently Tinder is offering a Service. Yes, that's like exclusive if you're on Tinder It's for the top 1% of like active users or whatever

It's $ the top 1% of like active users or whatever. It's $500 a month. Listen, I know like you are... How horny can you be? You're, hold on. I know you're not technically one of the top 1%, but you have to speak, you're closer to the 1% than us people.

So, Ricky, that's not what they mean. You're gonna speak for them. You fucking rich assholes. It's not about being, oh, because of the 500. Yeah, okay Bad bad hard hard really bad hard dude. How horny bro? You know you could buy it with $500? Oh fucking Megazord tell them well It's gonna go like a prostitute. Oh yeah, you could definitely use high sex for that. You literally, for way less.

Yeah, way less, 80 bucks maybe. It won't be that good. How do you know that? How do you know that? How do you know that? That was a hard guess. That was a hard guess. I'm guess, that's all a hunch.

I've never paid for something like that. Pretty educated, hunch, 80? 80. It just feels like the right thing. 80 seems a little low. Really? For some, for some tump. I would say at least a hundred. It depends where you are. What? What is happening? I don't know. This is, you could just like go out there and just

bro, there's so much more you could do with $500 than try to get a date. And you know it's going to be hysterical. People are going to do it. Yeah. And it's gonna be like, you're just gonna meet just like hardcore finance douchebags. And then like, Or the horneous dudes who love that are peppered. Just like, dude, it hasn't worked for me.

So like $500, be my twin, Tinderella. But it's kind of crazy. There's other apps like fucking Raya, that's like, 20 bucks or something. Yeah, but see, but that's the thing is that Raya is like exclusive. It's like a famous person's thing. And that's the thing is that they clearly tender

wants to become that in some capacity. They were the original dating app. Or I guess match or harmony. So Raya has a membership that's $20, but then they have a plus membership that's $50. The fuck is that? What does that mean? What's in the plus? What does that mean?

What's in the plus? What's in the plus? You get more information about people? I don't even know, dude. What does it say? I'm just getting a list. What the, oh, then right. Yeah, no.

And then there's like skip the weights. What the fuck? Oh, because I think you can only scroll a certain amount of times in a day. Oh, they put, yeah, yeah, yeah. They put like a hard lock on like, you can only get like 20 swipes in a day. What is, what, what is, why a plus? Why is that the case?

Why, like that's such a strange thing to put behind a paywall. What, that you can only like swipe so many times a day? I don't know, dude, they got to limit it, I guess. Well, they probably did it because it's like, yeah, we're gonna make these people buy more swipes. Very, I mean, yeah, there's a way to make money, but like, that's just such a, like, how do you justify that?

Outside of saying, like, we're gonna make money. Also, Tinder said that they're gonna, because it's invite only, you can't just like do this, it's they have to invite you, and then you have to be like, yes, five hundred dollars. But they're only offering it to the like, the top one percent or even less of the most active users. And I feel like those people are probably not the best.

Yeah, definitely not the best to offer. Because like all the dudes are just doing this. And also what an awful business model, like your business model is imploring people to not use your business. Like get on our dating app, meet the person of your life and then get rid of the dating app You know what I mean like it's just it's that's that's such a weird like they're shooting themselves in the foot here Not really they're banking on that people aren't just gonna find their life on the first month Well, that's what they tailor these things to these dating websites is like we're gonna find the right match for you. Yeah but there's still a market for that. I mean it's like selling someone a mattress. It's like you're gonna sell someone a mattress and they

don't need a mattress for another fucking four years. People still buy mattresses. How many do you get mattresses every four years Joey? No longer. The last mattress I had for ever. Yeah I just got a new one like a year ago. Yeah, we got ours when we moved into the house three years ago, so. Yeah, but what I'm saying. It's just, this is so unbelievably dumb. Tinder just wants to, they want to, first of all,

they want to make up some ground after that whole Tinder-swimmed-butter thing. They didn't look so good after that. Yeah, but that's gotta be good. That's gotta be good. Good press. Good press. Any press is good press, right? Bad press is good press. No, yeah, any press is good press. Any press is You know what that's got to be good. That's got to be good. Good press. Good press. Any press is good press, right?

Bad press is good, no, yeah. Any press is good press. Any press is good press is what they say. Yeah. You can't imagine that's not real here. Tindish Renderler was fucking. That was nuts. Guy was doing stuff out there.

He did some stuff. Yeah. He was stealing money or he's convincing women that he needed a borrow money. He was convincing them that he was a billionaire. Because he had a nice watch and then like Yeah, and then he'd be like my credit card is no longer working. I need a two hundred million dollars Set me thirty thousand of this will be big-time fun times for me and you

Wasn't he like super like European or something? I assume yeah, but I don't know if he sounded like that I feel bad that one woman gave me 250k She took out loans and shit at a certain point at a certain point She's like we never met or like we met once Yeah, but at a certain point you taking out loans to help someone I'd be like you take out the loan the fuck Wild I feel bad for the women that were victimized but at the same time the part of them is a little dumb Yeah, but the tender thing, little crazy. I don't know anyone who would be willing

to pay $500 for Tinder. Dude, why? You could go out there, be a human, and meet people face to face for zero. Bro, go to Amsterdam. Take your $500 and let it ride. Bro, $500 in Amsterdam, I imagine that'll get you the most drug-fueled sex night, like ever.

Yeah, it would be sick. It would be insane. It would be insane. It would be wild. Let me ask you a question. No. If we went to Amsterdam, would you go to like a sex show? No. Why?

Because I'd have no interest in watching. But like, I don't really either. But you do to go? No, but like, it's like funny. Like, is all we went to a sex show. Is it funny? Yeah. No. It's like a thing.

You get to say like, yo, I went to Amsterdam, and we went to the section. Yeah, no, it's like a thing you get to say like Yo, I went to Amsterdam and we went to the sex show is like crazy. No, I'm good. I don't want to go to sex shows I'm not it's a weird thing to watch like I don't like people what are they gonna be doing like fucking put like spike balls in their ass hole And like shooting it out and then going like we have such a full-time. I really wanted to do the impression again I clearly spiked balls, by the way. I don't know what they do over there. My understanding of Amsterdam, this is not a joke,

is the movie Euro Trip. That's what it is. Club vendor sex. Yeah, that's all it is. And like Lucy Lawless comes out, and was that her? I don't know. Might have been. But, those are tits out, isn't she?

Oh, I don't know about all that. Who's the girl? Euro trip, right the girl Who's Lucy Lawless? Would you say I think she was the like the BDSM girl? Oh, I was thinking of the other girl She pulls her tits out who the girl. I don't know. There's a girl that's with them on the trip. Harry at the spy Yeah, she like pulls it. You don't see her tits, but she pulls them out. Oh, I don't forget why I have a I watched a movie like two years ago And I brought that movie is still funny. Cheek. Oh, that movie is the new beach dude guys It's it has an aged well in certain areas still funny though Yeah, but no, I would not want to watch a live-sex show Joey. I would go just for funny good for you

Just for funny. I just I get uncomfortable with that stuff Be be cool be not be cool be cool. funny. I just I get uncomfortable with that stuff Cool be cool be cool. Okay, here. I be cool. Just be comfortable though Be comfortable. What what are you worried about like that? That they're you're gonna be like oh my god Are they are not I don't think they're in love? I'm not even anything I'm not worried. I just it for me is uncomfortable to watch other people Do sex things? It's just weird. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I appreciate the fact that like this is so ridiculous that it's like funny. I can appreciate it from not watching it. I can be, oh, that happens crazy. You go and tell me all about it. Fine. And then let me know. Like you went to that one place.

I don't know if I can like say the name of the place. The box. Okay. You went to that one place. And it was like, that's insane, don't ever need to see it, but that's pretty crazy. I think that everyone should go to the box. I don't go, okay.

Because everyone should work in the service industry, everyone should read a book a year, everyone should go watch someone shove a fucking cactus in their asshole. Yeah, no, because then you walk on to the world and you're like, what is real and what's not? Literally, you're like, what the fuck is going on here? No, absolutely dude. Why? I just, I don't know. There's something about it. Like, I can't describe it because like talking about it, you're like, this is weird. And like, what do you let? But it's like,

it's so strange. And then you walk outside and you're like, this, that, what was that? Like that only exists in there. You know? I don't know. It's just weird. That's a weird, that's just a weird one. It tells you my fucking, the waitress had her tits out. And I was like, I want to eat this fucking, I want to eat my fried calamari.

And she was bringing me shots of vodka. I didn't order them. Yeah, it was horrible. Who, who, who, who? And shots of vodka? That was just, that was just, that's great. No, I mean, the person I was with ordered them. Who is the asshole?

Not gonna say his name. You can't say it. Nope. Give me a hint. You wouldn't even guess this person. Oh, actually, I think I know who you went with. Oh, there you go. I think I know who you went with.

Yeah. You're just looking at me, and I, I'm setting you a telepathic message. Oh, are you? I'm not getting it. Shocker. Yeah, all right, I knew it. That's it, that's the one.

But yeah, it's fun time, fun time, funny time. Guess so, man. It's good. I just, you know how, I'm weird with that stuff. Like, I wouldn't be able to. Just like watching people like shove things in their bundled loons. No, I would know, they're having sex, I think.

Weird. Yeah, I know. Weird, Joey. I would wanna go not for the sex, but for like, No, that's what you're going to a sex show for. No, no, no, no, I wanna go for like the environment to be like, what are people doing in here? No, no, you would be a part of the environment.

Don't go and try to look down upon them is like, what kind of freaks are here? You're the freak. Yeah, I guess you would be the freak that's there. I just want to know how people react to this. Like, what are you supposed to do? Like, what's the protocol? Like, someone's on second, stay taping sex.

Yeah, like, are you whistling? Are you watching? All right. Or is it just like people are just kind of standing around? She's going to do like typical like American sports like chance. Like, da da da da da da da da! Go! You know?

Yeah. I don't know. Sounds interesting to me, but maybe 30,000 patients will fly to Amsterdam and get Frankie in a sex show. No people not. I would like to go to Amsterdam though and go on the canal. I heard a lot of people dying on that canal actually. You're really not selling this place well, amstam looks fucking fire.

But I hear people dying on the canal because they get drunk and they fall off. Honestly, there's no reason for me to go to Amsterdam. I'm not a weed guy. I don't want to go see like fucking. It's beautiful. Forget about the fucking weed. That's why everyone talks about going. It's like weed. There's sex and boobs.

And then people dying in bodies of water. Dude, that happens literally everywhere. Why? There's sex and boobs and weeds and dead. They're everywhere. That's when people go there, they're like, you go to a cafe and it's like, oh, I want to highly weed the brownie.

This is be such a long time super max. You have a very 2001 version of the Amsterdam. I told you, it's from your own trip. Yeah, I guess. But anyway, that is all for this week's episode. Frank, where can they find you? You could find me celebrating the new year with this baby boy right here.

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