The Basement Yard - #433 - Gypse Rose is FREE!

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

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Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank don't stand like that. We're back. We're back. The boys are back. Although to them we never left. Yeah, we haven't recorded in a while. Yeah, and you weren't you were feeling a little sticky, sticky poop poo. Yeah, you're probably hearing it in my voice right now.

I self diagnosed flu, I guess. I don't know. It must have been. You took your negative, negative, negative baby on the cove. Yeah. So you're okay in that regard. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. It must have been. You took, you're, negative, negative baby on the COVID. Yeah. So you're okay in that regard. Yeah, I mean, I was still sick. I was worried about you.

I wanted to come by and nurse you back to health. Yeah, no. No, but I was, I was very sick. I was having hallucinations at night. If you, if it met, here's serious question. Yeah. If it met that you would be like, fix the same day. Yeah. If it meant that you would be like, fix the same day.

Yeah. Will you breastfeed again? Again. Yeah. Oh, like go to my mom's. Go to your mom and be like, Mommy, daddy need, well don't call yourself daddy. You don't have to.

You're, but like, it's like, it meant like you would get fixed. I mean, because breast milk is like a super power at this point in time. You know, like the antibodies, all that shit, it's wilder that shit does. I know, because I'm a man, I know this stuff. Yeah, but if it meant like you would have been better immediately, like all better, non-infectious, non-contages, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I think, you know what you would you, obviously with your mom's consent, would you breastfeed again? Jeez, that was very PC of you. Obviously do, it's her fucking tit. If we lived in a world where that was like cool, then probably, yeah. I mean, who said it's not?

No one would know. Oh, you're saying? Yeah, you can't just suck your mom's tit at 31 years old. You're saying it's not? Yeah, I'm saying that's not cool. Mm. Yeah, definitely not cool. How old is two old?

Well, for one, she doesn't lactate, so I'd probably be sucking dust Listen to me right now you suck hard enough something will come out all right? That's just the way the brain works. Yeah, what blood. I don't you can trick a woman's brain I know how much you love to do that. Yeah, I'm sure Like there's you can manipulate a woman. If you try hard enough, you're hard enough. There are stories out there that like,

Oh, not that. I've never done this out there. Yeah. There are stories out there that like, hot start, by the way. Welcome to 2024. How are you doing? There are stories out there that suggest

that if you like Sokka booby hard enough like a woman will eventually lactate their brain is just like whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa dude my mom's 70 Not yet. You're not a 70. She's not seven. She looks good for 70, dude. She's not 70. I just Okay, I was exaggeration. Oh, okay. Yeah, she was 64. No, oh What year? I Don't know you know what your mom is born. I don't know anything about my parents really Okay, yeah, she was 64. No, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I know yeah percent in the grand scheme of things. I know what they told me which is nothing yeah And my dad often I'd be like dad. Why don't you tell me stories? He like Frank I'll tell you what I die in I was like well that might you might not be able to do that Yeah, yeah, cuz he's afraid he always told me cuz my dad has done some some stuff I know like stories memories. Yeah, but like but like my dad has done some stuff

And he's outright told us that he doesn't tell us a lot right and like I'll be like come on Like give us something. He's like no, I want you to get any ideas. I'm like, I'm 31. I have three children. Right. I am in the great stage of my life. I am not gonna start doing just like random things. Oh, my dad did that.

I'm gonna go crash apart. I'm gonna, you know what? Let me go. Yeah, like he's all over the place. Yeah, I don't know anything about my parents really. I mean, I know when my parents were born. I know they're birthdays. I know. I think one of them. What's your dad's birthday June? 26 okay, I was gonna say

Give me more ask me the zodiac sign. I have no idea. Yeah, okay. No clue. I think that's cancer. Great I'm not quite sure. I don't mind you know I'm not I'm not tuned in with all that stuff. I'm not tapped into the stars as well But you don't and you don't know what year? You don't know how old is, who's older your mom or your dad? That's also a good question. You don't know this? That's fair question.

It's a fair question to be asking. How about this, do you know how old your parents were when they had their first child? Know what? What, Frank, why would I know that if I don't even know the, the fucking years? You sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, one of them was born in 55. They may be the same age, too. That might be a thing. Really? Yeah, but I don't even know the fucking years of- Sometimes it's them. One of them was born in 55. They may be the same age too. That might be a thing. Really? Yeah, but I don't know. Oh man, you need it.

I don't know for certain. You need to kind of figure this stuff out. You should know this stuff. Like what happens? My mom might be 67. God forbid. I'm sure your siblings have this information. But God forbid. Go figure it out.

Okay, good. But if you give me like five, I can go figure it out. I'm gonna give you a week to figure all this shit out. Oh I can figure it. I want to book report next week on your parents. Could do it. How they met all that stuff. Yeah. School. I think my parents met at a bar. Nice. How that worked out. Yeah. Well. But what are we talking about? You said. Oh the sun. I'm in the sun. I'm in the sun. I'm in the sun. I'm in the sun. I'm in the sun. I'm in the sun. I'm in the sun is moving up. The sun is moving up. The sun is moving up.

Yeah, you want to manipulate a woman guy? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now you're putting words in my mouth. If I'm asking if you would put boobies in yours. I would, if I lived, if we lived in a world where, you know, women just were lactating their entire lives. And it was normal for you to get sick and then go get some, you know, super milk.

To my understanding, seriously, like a woman could, in theory, breastfeed forever. But that doesn't change my answer. If you had never stopped breastfeeding, like you'd still be breastfeeding to this day. Is that true? Yeah, I think it's just like,

eventually your body's like, we're not doing babies. I mean, I'm sure at a certain point. Yeah. I think the ducts, the ducts, the's like, we're not doing babies. I mean, I'm sure at a certain point. Yeah. I think the ducts, the ducts, the ducts, like just makes us dry out. I would pronounce that we're duct, duct, ducts. But how do you say multiple ducts? Right.

Oh, you just offended. Thank you. I just say, that was not what happened. I can't say that. No, I'm not. I've been multiple ducts. I got to go like octopide. Octopide.

So, just. We're back. Oh, it's wet in the right. It's wet in the right. It's wet. I probably still have a favorite, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you wouldn't.

Are you listening, bro? Like, I'm saying, you're thinking. I'm just saying, like, if it was like the cure to all disease, how do we know? Yes, yes, yes. How do we, but listen to Like I'm saying. I'm just saying, like if it was like the cure to all disease, how do we know? Yes, yes, yes. How do we, but listen to what I'm asking. How do we know that the cure to all diseases is not right there and titty milk?

We know that. Not a real, but like I'm talking like that. No, but we, we don't know that. We don't know that. We do? We don't know that, yeah. We know that it's not there. No, we know. How do we know? Because we've probably tested it.

Hit up like people at like Sloan Kettering and see like, have you... I'll text Sloan. I'll text Sloan Kettering. And Kettering. And see if they've like just tried out breast milk. Regardless. We have better things to talk about.

Just like the main thing right now that we want to talk about. Our girl is free. Listen, We've been saying this for years. Gipsy's mother fucking Rose listen. She's out. She's living it up and he's got it better right now than Gypsy Rose Oh, I would say a few people. I mean she's got a record. Yeah, she does ever criminal record Yeah, she is a felon. Yeah former. Oh, so I guess that stays with you for life. Yeah But we've been saying it for years now free our girl Gypsy Rose Yeah, she is a felon. Yeah, former, oh, so I guess that saves me for life. Yeah. But we've been saying it for years now,

free our girl Gypsy Rose. I don't think I've ever been on record saying that. I think I've, but if you have, I don't know that. I have videos that you say in that. I don't know that I have. You threw up gang signs and you said, free my girl Gypsy Rose. What was the thing, her mom,

she suffered from munch house and biproxy. Munch house and biproxy, yeah. Which is a delicious sounding munch house. It sounds like a German steakhouse. Yeah. Oh my God. Come on in. I'm on tassets. Where's your going to eat when you go over there?

Munch house. This munch house is mine. Yeah, you're gonna tell me that's all. Where is it? By proxy. That's all our own. I think that sounds, I think that sounds pretty good. Yeah, but for those of you guys that don't know There's a documentary out there that can kind of bring you up just mommy dead and dearest. It's on a max

Change the fucking Diddy that app Jesus HBO HBO max HBO careful careful careful careful careful careful. We didn't bring up he did You couldn't have fucking stole it to a worse way to connect that to something. But basically her mom had convinced her or I guess convinced the world that she had every illness under the sun was like needed to be in a wheelchair, needed to get multiple surgeries. It's a really interesting fucking documentary. Go watch it. But what happened was she with her then boyfriend. Yes, then boyfriend. Husband online. No, it was

a boyfriend. It was a boyfriend. They conspired and murdered her mom. Fire. I don't know who did the murdering. I haven't watched it in a while. The boyfriend. Okay. Stand there up. You gotta be less, a little more sensitive to a loss of life than that. Well, I mean, oh you're not so they asked the the woman's parents So like her mom saw her grandparents. Mm-hmm. They asked them Do you think she got what she deserved? And they were like yeah, and y'all fucking fucked up. You know, it's a gangster fucking story honestly, but like Yo fucking fuck that you know it's a gangster fucking story honestly, but like Then so apparently this is not the only time that she's done like fucked up shit She's been like fucked up her whole life and like whatever

Gypsy Rose or her mom no no her mom gotcha and Her mom when she died They cremated her and they were like what should we do with the ashes dumped them. They were like flush them and they were like, what should we do with the ashes? Dump them. They were like, flush them. They said flush them! Dude, if you get the same treatment as a dead goldfish, you know you're a piece of shit.

I'm too pussy. You know what I mean? If someone did that to me my entire life, I was still afraid to flush them because I'm afraid of getting haunted. Oh, that's a good point, dude. That's a really good point. I don't know what the fuck the spirit,

I get that, but like, just do something with it. I mean, if you could have put that in like the museum of crime or something like that'd be really interesting You know is that a museum? I think there's got to be a like I always think of like the the show black mirror And the episode black museum where it's just like a mute a collection of all like to stuff the fucked up shit from the episodes Right and like you know that there's some true crime podcaster or like fucking museum of like evil shit out there That'd be like y'all will give you a lot of money for those ashes. I think it's just like you know Specific to the personion they have like Bill Cosby sweaters in there. They'll take fucking Mommy's ashes

Yeah, but they have those sweaters before all the stuff still still have them though. It's still stuff though Yeah, you know. It's fair. But shout out to Gypsy Rose, man. She got out, she posted on Instagram. Five days ago, I think, from when we're recording. I think she posted her first like selfie. It was like, ooh, first selfie with freedom. Seven million fucking likes on it.

She has six million followers on Instagram. The girl is out doing better than us. And she's got a husband. And I wonder, because they made a YouTube, no, I think it was on Hulu. I don't know if it was a docu-series, or not a docu-serie, like a scripted series or a movie, but they made it on her, starring.

I think it was like Joey King or Zoe King, or an actress, but does she get money from that or no because she's in prison, or is it like put enough trust for what the documentary, for like the movie or show that was made about her life? It was a doc. No, no, there was also a

What's there? Yeah, and I imagine she'd get some sort of like like this girl came out and like she's getting a second chance of life Which honestly what fucking go she got 10 years? I think she served like eight of them or something. Yeah, she got out on good good behavior because she was just like It's a really fucked up, you know, don't take it for a month. Like don't do your own research. Like we're not gonna sit here and delve through. Skill the mom, dude. You know what I'm saying?

Kinda fucked up, kill your mom, doc. Yeah, oh yeah. But like if your mom's parents say like, eh, it's all right. I'm like, yeah, I mean, yeah. Where's Shipsy's dad? That was the thing too, Alive and Well, chillin. And she even said in the documentary,

she's like, I should call my dad and just went there. You know what the crazy part about this entire thing is? It's like, her mom was telling her, like when they would go to the doctor, like don't move your legs because she was convincing everyone that her daughter couldn't walk and she was in a wheelchair. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She was like, Disney, getting like free trips, like make-o-ish and stuff like that. I don't know if make-o-wish specifically, but you know what I'm saying. It was, they were getting like grants and whatever. But then she would sneak out and she was like runaway from home before. And so in my head, and I,

granted this probably a very small town, so the houses are kind of like a part of whatever, but she was walking around. Like if she was running to her friends house, she wasn't wheeling over there. She was like running. She could go. This whole thing is great.

So the first thing this girl does, she gets out, goes on social media, boom, starts blowing up, six mil, you know what? Crazy. You know there are companies that are just like, hey, do you mind? She's about to drop a tummy to you. Oh my God.

Yeah. Bro, she's fine. You already know she's gonna be working for these pyramid scheme. Like, you know, I was so miserable, then I got out and I tried this. Yeah, yeah. But, and then she wanted to go see Taylor Swift.

Yep. She shows you the power of Taylor, baby. This, I mean, the first thing you do when you get out of prison is you want to go to fucking meet T-Swizzle. Well, I'm sure she fucking wrote her husband into Kingdom Come because they were talking about it on social media.

Yeah, she first, the whole story is, you know, her ex-boyfriend, she basically hired her ex-boyfriend as a businessman. Life in person, by the way. Okay, fine, whatever, cares about him, he's a guy. Her new husband showed up to pick her up in a, with a license plate thing that said,

it was like a Brett, the hit man heart. Sorry. Bad choice of a, license plate dude. He looks like a nerdy dude. Dude, so pumped. He's also writing letters to prisoners. Yeah, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh letters to prisoners. Yeah, you know, like what? But they got married while she was in prison.

Well, it was like the guy who was the woman that married Charles Manson. You remember that? Oh, yeah, I don't know. Before he died, there was like a woman who was just like, he's actually really sweet. And it's like, he has a swastika that is etched into his forehead, he's a nice guy. If you can look past the car fucking symbol of hate, he's a nice guy. What are you doing here?

But yeah, I think this one would make a little more sense. Yeah, and apparently her husband was getting some hate on social media. And she decided to leave this comment. and she decided to leave this comment where she was like, it was like this long thing and it was like don't listen to the haters if they're saying positive things, then you know just take that love in but if they're saying negative things just ignore them because you're great no matter what

and also like you're rocking my world every night the dick is fire. What the fuck dude? Gypsy Rose was like, yeah you like fucking you guys are saying all the shit about my husband he fucks me great. Dude wild, absolute, absolutely insane. Yeah, dude. It's like just, she came out, she went in a girl, came out a woman basically.

She gets fucking fucked rotten is what happens. And then he could use any other term there, you know. Yeah, I don't know. But he fucked, he fucked. He commented back. He replied to that and said something like, basically like, come, come and get it. It's like, damn, dude.

You are horny from the other room. You know what I mean? Like, they probably didn't get consular visits. No, they definitely got consular visits. She's a fucking murderer. I mean, she can't. I mean, she technically didn't commit the murder.

Fair. So maybe they would have been like, yeah, right. You know, like if they had tried her and she was like, yeah. Like I think that was a big part of it. She showed remorse and she said like listen, like real is a good one. 100% I'm on to deserve it. Gypsy. Gypsy.

Get careful. I'm too gypsy. Get careful there, Joey. No. Gypsy Rose. Let's specify that. Gifty Rose, something. Yeah, but, and then also, what are the first places she went when she came out?

Burger King. I would, wouldn't? I would, oh, 100% would. If I'm locked up, you best believe. I want some stupid shit. I want some fat fucking burgers. I'm getting one of those hangry five guys burgers that are just like put together like they're falling apart

You know what I'm saying? I love those and they throw the fries in the bag And it's just like and there's no there's no rules There's no it is literally if you want to know what the Wild West was go to fucking five guys and just order the Sloppyest burger that is just basically still just fucking screaming at you and Enjoy every second of it. They have a guy hired at five guys in the back I've been there and there's a guy who they've just hired to sit in the back and then after they make the burgers He just goes like this And he's

Because those things are smashed dude and then they throw it in a fucking bag and all the fucking And then they throw it in a fucking bag and all the fucking Boba writes and then you just enjoy that shit dude. He's just the elbow guy. Just in the back just dropping the macho man elbow on these fucking burgers. Dude, he's fucking on the up. It's crazy. And then there's a guy, there's like a fucking like XMLB picture just toss in french fries into a fucking paper thin bag.

You hold up the bag, bag is just wet with grease They're like you want fries Bang and they just fucking launch them into the the bag honestly kind of insane, but yeah Shout out to chips your rose man. We're big fans What's what's honestly if you're gonna pick one fast food spot to go to after you get out of prison and Get the just the sloppiest order Where you going because Burger King's on my list. I'm not even gonna lie. A fucking double-wopper with cheese and bacon.

I might have to sit down, sit and spin and fuck it up. I'm gonna sit and spin. I'm more of a McDonald's girl. I might go to McDonald's, get a burger, mad fries, get a shake. Shake. Honestly, at a prison, I might get a shake in a soda. I don't know the last time I even ordered like a fountain soda. No, out of prison, am I gonna shake in a soda? I don't know the last time I even ordered a fountain soda.

Oh. But I would get a fountain soda. Fountain soda is the best soda. It's like a thing, back in I do on the first day, on New Year's Day. Well, because I like to go as long as I can without having junk, fast food and shit. So we try to get it on New Year's Day.

And I gotta, we got Wendy's. Oh, yeah. Do you have bacon, cheekburn, or? No, I went fucking Dave single which is like it's like their quarter pounder. Who's Dave? Dave dude, who's Dave? You know Dave no Dave Dave is the Wendy's guy the old white guy that was Dave What do you mean you what do you mean who the fuck is Dave? I thought it was Wendy bro Wendy's on the face, but you don't remember the commercials with Dave dude old white guy You don't remember this you remember Dave no old white guy. Yeah, Dave dude Dave's Dave's double Dave single

Oh, Dave's triple is it though to Wendy and he was I think it was Wendy's dad Dave No Dave dude Dave dude. I believe you dude, but I don't I don't know this I don't know who fuck Davis. I've only been to any like three times a month Dave Dave Parker I think his name was Dave Parker Dave Parker. I think she's Wendy Parker. No Dave Parker was a baseball player Wendy's Dave Thomas dude, you don't remember Dave Thomas Dave dude Who the fuck is that? You keep saying that. It's, he's, he is Wendy's, but he is Dave.

Okay. I can't believe it's so Dave's, though. I never, I never heard of that. That's wild. That's unbelievable that you don't remember that. Yeah. But, I think I might do Taco Bell. Yeah.

Would you get those to read those little talkos? No, no, no, no, no, no, I get. Case to do. No, no. Can you just slow down, I get case idea. No, no Can you just slow down and let me tell you what my order would be? I like guessing okay I'll show you are you so sure hard show anything that you are doing right now is literally the opposite of what I'm asking you That was a question so I'll show I could dabble a little bit of both. I don't like a hard show. I go both ways if I need to

Oh, there you have a folks you know, this just in with tacos with tacos. I go both ways if I need to. Oh, there you have the puffs. This just in vitacos. With tacos, I go both ways, you know. Like you're okay with like everything, you know. So what were you gonna say? So what's this order, are you bastard? All right. Cheesy goad data crunch, no spicy ranch. Why not?

I don't like the spicy ranch. It tastes like mustard to me. Okay. A fat Crunch Raps Supreme. And listen, I'm gonna get, before Joey gets in the ads, because I know they're coming, I'm gonna get on my soapbox right now. Taco Bell, what's up with this meat that's in, there's not enough meat in these Crunch Raps Supreme's. Put more meat. Look at the picture. You see all the meat in that picture? I should fucking bite it and be stuffed with meat. But that doesn't happen. What?

Stuffed with meat. Frank needs to be stuffed with meat. Taco Bell, what's that? Talk about, give me, if you're going to say there's meat, give me a fat meat. Give me, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, now I know what you're doing.

Cut it out, I'm talking to Taco Bell. Why don't I suck a fat? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, with my meat. I want thousand calories. I'm minimum. Bingo. I want fucking fat meats and I want them just sloppy and I want them in a Taco Bell Crunch restaurant. And cheesy. And, and, like, well put together. I can't tell you how many I've had that have been folded up like an envelope. I want it like origami. Like, you know what I'm talking about? Like, you know, like, they do that like fold under an over shit. That's what I want. Taco Bell figure it out. Get the these ads. Go ahead.

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work that shit and broke it in half. No. I don't know. People say like they know the way around a dick. Is if there's anything more like, it's a dick. It doesn't take much. That's the way. That's the way. They know their way around it. Like, no, they just, are she suck some mean one? Yeah. They suck. They suck a mean peep. No one ever called my dick mean. Definitely.

It's the cutest little thing I've ever seen. Meen, that's a mean. Look at dick. Yeah, like, I don't know if I want my jigs to be mean. I want it to be like a kindhearted. No, I wish it was meaner. Really? Yeah, just like angry.

I'm joking. I'd like be like a piercing in it. You're like fucking tattoo it. I like I want it to be like that's a really like it has a good heart good soul. Old soul. I did see him. Uh oh, here we go. You saw a porno. You saw a porno. Here goes porn Joe. Go go ahead porno boy.

No, I saw a video one time. Don't say video. Say what it was. It was it. I mean, I guess it was a porn. It was an adult entertainment Fucking adult entertainment. What do you 408 years old shut up? What's in a triple X video? There's some scantily clad men living in it. No, it was a guy Getting his yeah dick tattooed what I thought I thought yeah He was getting you know as they call it polished Spit shine. Oh, no, but like so she was holding in his dick like this

It was a I don't like this transaction. I know and then she's tattooing the top of it. What is she putting on it like a tribal? No, yeah like a like a like was he a white man? Yeah Let me tell you something right now. I'm gonna tell you something as someone who has family that has tribal tattoos If you know someone that is not in a tribe and I'm talking like first nation Native American indigenous If you know someone that is in none of those things and they have tribal tattoos Run away as fast as you can especially if they got them in their tick But the reason why I brought that up what a wild. Because she was doing it and then she'd suck it. Eh!

Not the tattoo part. It doesn't matter what part. Why are you making that reaction? Because it's all swollen and wet now. What? No. I've never gotten a tattoo. Clearly.

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What researcher? I think that might be a good patreon episode. I'm gonna send you out there a week Send me out You send you out in the field and I want you to find the strangest videos you can They're out there babe. I'm very captivated by titles Really sometimes yeah, but like are they like they're like really like assholely porn titles where it's like little little chola baby girl Is leaving the favela and she is out looking for fucking ambigüessa pee pee, you know. Sometimes could be like a little like hint of racism in there. Yeah, I saw that there's a documentary called After Porn Ends. There's a couple of them, but they're very very very like good.

They're just like sad and in one one of the, like, there's one of the iterations, she's like, it's like the only place you could still get away with like blatant racism and like, insensitive and fucking like, absolutely offensive fervage. Like if they gave the example of like, it was like a black woman, you know, and like a gang of like white men and like a gang bang And they were like the white protectors go after this You know it's like like what's wrong with you? I'm not They said like shit like that

Fuck that. It's fucking what's going on? Where are the standards and and and like where the standards in the porn industry? I just want to start at that like why would you do that? Well because they're assholes. I mean, I mean, you know, that's kind of what it is. But yeah, so apparently the I saw something that said people are breaking their dicks during Christmas. Yes, so, huh, let me scroll away from Dave Thomas, the owner and operator of the Wendy's food

chain. But now I gotta find it. Oh, God, Joey, why do you gotta put me on the spot? No one's putting you on the spot. You could have done that in a completely different way. Okay, okay, shut up, dude. So there was a German study. Oh, the Germans were doing this?

Yeah, and you know the Germans are snapping cocks left and right out there. Probably. At Munchhausen's. Yeah, Munchhausen's my problem. The hospital data for about 3400 men in Germany who sustain penal fractures between 2005 and 2021. The most common times for these fractures, the most common time was weekends. Getting after it. Doug, Doug, who's more fucking? Yeah, dude. I mean, you know, Tuesday sex is not as good as like Saturday sex.

You know what I'm saying? Getting, it's all great. It's all good. But then summer was the most common like season. Okay, yeah. But then the most common holiday like season. Okay, yeah. But then the most common holiday was Christmas, dude. Interesting. A German Christmas. 43% more penile fractures would have occurred in Germany from 2005 on during Christmas.

That is insane. New years, normal level. What about Christmas? Got people like they're really excited for Santa and they're just like fucking gonna get this over with you know I think it's just like right me like a slay or something. Oh, I didn't even think of that You think they're doing like horny like Santa sex. Hey rides or something. Hey rides is Halloween. Yeah, yeah Yeah, hey rides. Well Thanksgiving. Who does a Thanksgiving? Hey ride

Hey rides are supposed to be haunted. That's why they're done during Halloween. That's literally not true. Hayrads are like for Christmas for Thanksgiving time. No, Thanksgiving time is about not moving. It's about eating and staying still. No. If you're moving, you're running. No, it's about hay and hot and squash and gourds.

Squash and gourds is correct. But definitely not hayrads, dude. Yeah. Who the fuck is going to hayride in a Halloween Thanksgiving? I've done multiple hayrads, only one of them has ever been haunted. But it was during Halloween. No, it wasn't. Oh, your hay rides have been done during Halloween.

I? No, they haven't, sir. I just think that it makes more sense. Like, if these things were getting broken when it it's like a slippery or season you know like if it's like hot outside and like like 4th of July it's gotta be broken Dicks left and right. I think it's more about when people are excited like when you're home for the holidays and you're seeing you tell me down and fucking you know Tennessee they're not pumped for 4th of July and then there's snap and cocks. Yeah maybe. Oh you're agreeing with me. I think so. I think I'd get why you would

think that, but I mean, it's interesting. The study was done in Germany. What holidays do they have in the summer over there? Because what are our holidays during the summer are like American holidays, you know, Fourth of July, Memorial Day, technically not the summer, but you know what I'm saying? Yeah. What summer holidays they have in Germany? I think they just like have sick raves that people are getting fucking railed at. Really? Yeah, they love raves.

They do. All Europeans love just like laser shows. I think like the best night clubs in the world are in Berlin or something. Really? I think so, yeah. That is such a deep, such an EM. That's such an EM.

More on to me because there is like all nightclub sound like an absolute nightmare to me right now those ones are like Nuts looking like it's like deep house Fucking strobe lights Warehouse. It's like that metal door that has the rivets and it only has the eye thing that you could slide open They're like password yeah Right, I mean that's what I imagine nightclubs in Europe are only has the eye thing that you could slide open that like password. Yeah. Right? I mean, that's what I imagine nightclubs in Europe are.

Password. And the password is just like, you know, like little stoop waffle. And they're like, and so. And then it just lights and cages. Yes. And like just like shit like that. There was a video I saw of this kid who was trying to get into this club. Apparently it's like the most famous club in the world or like the hardest club to get into or something like that.

And it just looks like a band-in building. And I believe it's in Berlin. And he waited on the line for almost two hours, I think. And people can wait and I line up to four hours just to get in there. And he was refused at the door. Because like the guy at the front, the like bounces or whatever, we'll just just like say no and like say nothing else. We'll just be like yes or no I just know damn like for anyone He's like and the kid was like they were refusing girls. Who's it? Who's in that night? Who runs that night club?

You know is this is this how like have the Nazis stuck around and like now they're running that night club And they're just kind of like letting in the people they want you know, I'm stuck to the Germans dude I'm sorry, sorry, okay, sorry, dude. I said, oh, sorry Germans. I said, oh, sorry Germans. I said, oh, sorry. That was over 70 years. How long ago was that? Almost 80.

Over 80. Almost 80. Over? No, well, 89. 39 was. 39 started it. It ended in 45. Yeah, oh, so we're only counting it in the end.

That's fair. No, I'm saying that's when you could be like, okay, you're done. Oh, I mean so we're only counting it in the end. That's fair. No, I'm saying that's when you could be like, okay, you're done. Oh, I mean, obviously I'm not holding the current Germans accountable for what was done by their, you know, predecessors. Don't worry, Germany. I got your back. I do too, dude. Joey's always supported Germany. All right, during the World Cup, I mean, I hated Germany during the World Cup. Oh, I hate it everyone. So now you hate Germany during the World Cup Yeah, you were very patriotic Patriotic that was like the peak of your patriotism

But yeah, I don't I don't know I give up fucking pancakes forever when a waffles I should say after Belgium beat the US that one year. I was like that's not it. That's that serious right? It's where to go wait So you you in protest of Belgium beating the US didn't have waffles didn't have Belgian waffles at diners for like Is that a least too much? Actually having a Belgium waffle in a while. I almost got one the other day almost didn't listen I'll cry I got a California. I. Oh, my God, I hate that. Because I know what's in it.

I can guarantee you I know what's in it. What's in it? Avocado. Correct. Yeah. To most tomatoes. What else? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. I'm also correct. Yeah. You know why I know? Because all like California style like omelets or burgers or sandwiches are like the like pinnacle of health for some reason like a New Yorker It's just like there's roast beef and these cheese and these thousand island dressing You know and then California is like we have fresh herbs and avocado and tomato and like maybe some mushrooms or something healthy

And then like Philly is like oh yeah, I guess what we got cheese. We got cheese and me and steak and what cheese Chicago we got a full fucking pizza on this thing bitch But I I pretty Chicago style pizza is insane to me I know if we ever do a show over there cheese pie we have to we also detroit apparently the show Well, yeah, cuz we would want to walk. I'll die. I'll shit on stage. Dude, you'll never shit again with all that shit. I didn't even think about that till right now.

What if I'm on stage and I have to take a dump? You're gonna have to hold it down. Oh, the doubt? I'll fucking chop it up. I'll start like, guys, I'm gonna be completely honest with you right now. If I don't shit, it's gonna get crazy out here. I might, here's a serious question.

Not a question, it was a statement. I might like rip a Celsius like early the morning of the show. I'm gonna say rip apart. I might just rip a fuck. I might like rip a Celsius the morning of the show just like confirm that I've used the bathroom, you know? Oh, like get it all out. Get it all out.

Just like make sure like I'm done, you know. Could you just have a coffee? I don't drink coffee. Correct. Why? I just have a coffee I don't drink coffee correct why I just have no desire to it's not I fucking I just have no desire I it's honestly it's like a fuck you thing now you're just like I'm never gonna have yeah like it never had coffee of course like Becca's asked me to take a sip of her

fucking like you know donkapunka, Monca, Latte's, or whatever. That's what I call, no, I know, but like, that's really it. And it really, it stems from two places. No, it stems from two places. And it's, no, this is not an exaggeration. I know you will know this. It stems from when I worked during the years where I did the like, electrical union stuff. There was a guy who in hindsight was a raging alcoholic,

but like I see him and if he didn't have his coffee, his day was ruined because he was putting something in it. But at the time, I was just like, I don't want coffee to have that kind of control over me. And then when I was in college, people would say to me like, you want a coffee? Like, oh, I don't drink coffee. Like, oh, you're gonna need it.

You're gonna need it for your degree. I hate that too. You're gonna need it. You're master, you're gonna need it. You're gonna need it for your degree. I hate that too. You're gonna need it. You're gonna, you're master's? You're gonna need it. And I was like, oh, well, now fuck you. I'm not gonna lie. I did take pride in being like, I don't need,

like the way that people need coffee. Like, I don't need coffee. I don't need it. So, but that's not the reason why I started drinking it. I started drinking it. And I also, just for the record, I don't need like any caffeine. I wake up pretty energized. Like, I'm good just for the record, I don't need any caffeine. I wake up pretty energized.

I'm good to go. Yeah, I don't need it either. The reason why I started drinking it was because I'm cold thanks. It is a comfort thing, I get that. So, like, sit on the couch and be like, I think there's a certain sense of a camaraderie. If you could sit down and have a cup of coffee with someone,

it kind of acts as a bit of a breaking of the ice It's like you know what it is. It's the same reason why I like going out for drinks with somebody Mm-hmm. It's like you could sit there you drink it something It's hot and like you're just having a conversation. Yeah, because otherwise like What are we doing we're watching TV when I'm really talking? Yeah, exactly like some reason humans like you know Conversating over it. It's it, I get what you're saying. I see what you're saying. You know, maybe I'll have a cup of tea with you one day.

How'd do that? I've been drinking green tea lately. Bitch. I need to get you the good stuff, don't you know? Shoot as green as fuck. I need to get you the good stuff, baby. You know, I'm not really good at drinking tea. I can make the tea.

I'm not good at drinking it. How does that make sense? You have a mouth. You have a fucking hand. Yeah, I just, it sits. And then I just, it sits and then I go, what, and then I don't, like, I've forgotten to drink a full tea before. That's stupid.

It sits there, but I like having it there, and I'm like watching it smoke. You like the like, the like water vapor dancing on top? Yeah. And I'm like, well, it's way too hot. And then by the time there's no more vapor, I'm way too cold. I'm fucking gold you, locks on my teeth hot. And then by the time there's no more vapor, I'm way too cold.

I'm fucking gold deluxe on my teeth. Yeah, I get that. It happens. Yeah, Dix breaking Christmas. Yeah, Dix breaking at Christmas, really a crazy thing. Before we get to my favorite story this week, we are gonna finish up the ads here.

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I told Joey about this. He literally I'm not even getting laughed uncontrollably. It's not it's not funny, but it made me laugh. It is funny. So this is a reportedly it happened four years ago, but it just became like viral on social media. And it is a video of a surgeon punching an 80-year-old patient in the middle of surgery. So fucked up, dude. That was a story, go. I was having a nervous laugh reaction to that. Dude, because Frankie's like just like, before we record episodes, he's just like going over over like we'll just like go back and forth with like ideas of like oh what about this thing I was like oh we got to talk about Gypsy Rose and then he's just reading headlines and then she goes not just a lot like

says Dr. Punches 82-year-old woman in the face during surgery. Look, why would the doctor do that? I said it is what it is, you know? Tell it how you see it. It's like a patient just laying there. No, so the story goes that, reportedly, the woman was given local anesthesia for a procedure. I think it was like a lasecic or something to do with their eyes. And as a result of the reaction,

she was unable to stop like twitching. And the doctor in Chinese, excuse me, not a language, in Mandarin had said like, hey, stop moving. But Chinese isn't a language? No, it's like, Mandarin is a language, and there's another. I don't think there's like a Chinese language because they speak so many different types.

Oh, that's a news. Yeah, I could be wrong, but I'm going to pretend like I'm not. So, but he spoke to her and said like don't stop moving, but she didn't understand because she spoke a different dialect. So then he fucking just like, just like a quick three piece he gave his poor woman. Dude, it's never art time. Now, you've never been in surgery, right? No.

You've never undergone surgery. Dude, from someone who's undergone a handful of surgeries, it's such like you need to come to a place of just like, I'm putting my life in these people's hands. Even if it's something minor, like colonoscopy, like something could go wrong technically technically but it probably won't. You know? So like, the fact that this poor fucking woman is just sitting there getting her eyes worked on and bro, I would, if I was this woman, I would have gotten up the next moment I did and I would have beat the dog shit out of this doctor. You're a doctor and you punch someone who's under anesthesia.

Well, it was like local anesthesia. It was local anesthesia. My understanding is she was awake. Okay, what's the difference? So general anesthesia means you're sleeping. Like you were out. So is this just like local anesthesia? Like, kind of.

Yeah, so like local anesthesia is like, I have to operate on your arm So I'm gonna numb your arm. We're gonna dead your arm. Yeah, well that dead dead thing is not you know I mean it's like you can't move it exactly. Yeah, yeah, like like think of like an epidural Yeah, I believe that's a form of local anesthesia epidurals Wow on the spine wild the spine the spine? Wild, dude. In the spine, right? Yeah.

That's so scary. Dude, I do like, don't stab my spine. Dude, where do they put it? Show me what happens because I know you were, did you, did you, did you, you know, two for when she gave birth to Maeve Ann Ruby. I don't know about Miles. I think she did with Miles, but so, is it a big?

Um, it ain't a little. Perfect. Put it like that. And it goes goes in your in your spine, dude How do they how do they know where it goes? There's something that the doctors do don't ask me like in a Rule she like yeah, so she like has to like like sit hunched over so we could see your spine Yeah, yeah, I don't like that and they have to like look and go like you know Bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk b I don't like that and they have to like look and go like you know They count I think they know there's like a certain vertebrae to like do it I don't think they can just go like anywhere. I think it's I mean either I think it's like a certain specific one and then like they like they like take a little out pull

And it's like heroin wait what I think I don't know if that's what heroin's like you ever seen like a junkie shoot up And like a documentary or something I was gonna say no I haven't like a doc they like they's like. You ever seen like a junkie shoot up and like a documentary or something? I was gonna say, no, I haven't. Like a documentary. They like, they pull out and then they shoot it back in. Do they? You never seen these documentaries? No. Okay, so they tap in, also spinal fluid.

There's fluid in there? Oh yeah. Then, it'll fuck up your day if that stuff comes out. That's what happened when Becca had the headaches during Ruby's birth. Because they took the fluid out? Because like fluid would not stop leaking. So they had to do something called blood patches.

What's that? They had to take blood from other part of her body and pump it into her spine. Is the spinal fluid blood? No, it's like clear. Yeah, it's a father wild. It just stays in the spine. It's just there.

It's broad. The body is crazy. I don't know why. The body's crazy. By the way, not doctors could be wrong. I don't know why. The body is crazy. By the way, not doctors could be wrong. I don't know why, but I'm picturing spinal fluid to be like- Like cloudy.

Not cloudy, but like sparkly. Ooh, that would be kind of cool. You know, like, what's that vodka that's got like this? Yeah, I know what you're talking about. That's got like gold slugger. Yeah, gold slugger. Yeah, that's probably not it. But it's like, it looks like that. And it's like that and it's like I would like it if my bodily fluid

Hellos ass like awesome powers mojo like that dude if my bodily fluid had more like it was like purple and like it looked like a galaxy It'd be so pumped. That's what I'm picturing. I I swear to God after I watched awesome powers I was like oh that mojo's real stuff like I thought that's what like it like it's final fluid No, but I thought that was like real stuff that people could like extract and give to other people That's stupid. Well, I was nine forgive me nine's old. No But he thought so much I thought what I saw that big syringe with his fucking mojo in it, I was like, oh shit, they took his penis out or something Tuck his- I don't think it took his penis.

So like his mom is getting blood test. He's like, don't do that. Because he's having sex and then his dick stops working. Why would he want me to say that? He also powers out a really good job painting a picture of his mojo being like his penis. Dude, I can picture you getting a blood test after watching that movie as a kid. I'd be like, don't take too much of it. Don't take my mojo.

I might not be able to talk to girls after this. Oh yeah, because I really thought the problem was my mojo when I was not fucking talking to girls at the age of nine. Oh no, no, no, no, no, mojo is. What is that sin for? Is that an acronym or something? I don't know, what is mojo?

It's like, it's like Riz. What is mojo? Mojo is like Riz for like men in like the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s. But isn't it like a motion, Joe? I don't know. Yeah, why is it Urban Dictionary? That's where we're getting our answer. I'm gonna go to the regular two. My ass is swampy.

It's like fucking Shrek and Donkey back there. The patch of my knees are pooled. I'd give you no joke. 50 bucks, so just take a width of my ass right now. Frankie, I'm not doing such things. Why is it my password working? I just typed in my T-Mini. Do you want me to send you a width?

Come on. Frankie. Don't you hold on here. Hold on, just, I'm kicking it up. Thank you. Are you getting it? No, I'm not. Thank you. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not. Thank God.

I'm also congestin. That was a joke for our visual watchers. What does Mojo mean? Magic charm? Oh, is this some like witch doctor shit? Is that offensive? Mobile journalist? No, that's it. Oh no, they took us in power.

Mobile journalist. He's got no mobile journalism. I don't think it's that. Urban dictionary. You type it in? It's like, be able to get pussy. But I think it's like the same as Riz. But before Riz was a word, it was Mojo.

And then it was swag. Mojo, a... Joey. Is it an acronym that I'm looking for? I don't know. It's an adjective. It describes something. Pronoun.

No. What are all these things? What's a thing? It's like when a letter... To describe a person, place or thing. Oh, a... Not acronym. You permit, no, that, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh I think I asked him to go to Urban Dictionary and type it in. No. I think it's like, it was Mojo and then it became swag and now it's Riz. What are you asking me to do?

Why do you want me to look it up? It'll be in there. See what the word, like what the actual definition is. Urban Dictionary. I can't spell Dictionary for the life of me. What's going on? Uh, Mojo. Mojo is a noun originally used to mean a magic charm or spell.

Okay, so then yeah, like charisma, ris, swag. So who do shit? Okay, now it means your influence, confidence, or personal charisma. There it is. So Mojo was ris for the boomer generation. For sex appeal. Yeah.

So like before your grandfather was going home and beating your grandmother for not having his martini shake and He had mojo That's what it was oh, I'm gonna go home and ask my mom that if what they think grandpa ever hit grandma Why are you gonna stir that up? Yeah, they're both dead. I probably should let that one go. Yeah, let them rest, dude. You would just say you don't wanna get haunted.

Your grandpa's gonna be like, let them rest, they've slept long enough. Joseph, he's gonna fucking beat you from the grave, dude. Imagine? That's crazy. I imagine there was some form of domestic violence. Not funny. Why?

Because they're Irish? Racists. No, I was gonna say in that generation, it was like riddled with it. It was like a fucking pandemic. I really don't think so. I feel like I would know if that was a thing. You know nothing about your own parents. You think you know more about your grandparents than your own parents? Here's what I know about my grandma. Tough bitch. You just called her bitch.

Yeah, but if I did call her that in person, she probably would have threw her fucking teeth at me. I met your grandmother. She was too sweet. How could anyone put their, like, that would be so mean. Dude, she's yelled at me. Really? Yeah. Well, I had, you know.

Yeah, yeah. And that's in the rear view now. I did. I said she's, she's been gone with 10 years now, 12 years? 11. 2013? 12. So 12 years almost.

Yeah, we're working right here. He we're right here like I think she died in I have no idea. I don't know what month. I have the mask card somewhere. I'm sure I could find it Yeah, I'm sure I have to I'm afraid to throw those out. I don't I I don't throw out any of them and I also take like Seven like I take too many Just a case just in case you never know, you know, I don't know Multiple man, I'm not listen. I'm very well aware that that is not like logical thing to do, but like I do it Do you write in the book? Yeah, I don't know I didn't want we were younger like what was I gonna write like Frankie facts got to write like, Frankie facts too, you know, like now. That's your name? I just, I'm saying like, now.

Like, I went to one, like, a wake over the summer and I wrote, you know, the Alvarez family and, you know, stuff like that. Yeah, I write in the book. Should. I don't even, whose book, what's the book? The book is like for the family to send like a thank you for your condolences. You're gonna go through the book. Some people do go through the book to see who showed up.

Have you ever went through a book? Oh, I don't think I have. I've never even seen a book outside of there where it's state, where it is. No, I think they get the book. You get the book. I'm sure you get it, but no one looks at the book. I think you get the book to see who showed up.

And say like, oh shit. You should rise. So-and-so didn't show up, but then maybe they didn't write in the book. It's like, no, I would have remembered. So then you don't need the book. See, you write in the book and you leave. I did my part.

I guess so, yeah. I think it's a while, dude. Wakes. It's crazy. That body over there. It's crazy. We're talking about anybody. The body.

So back to the doctor that hit the old woman. Yeah. It's happened four years ago. The doctor was suspended. The head of the hospital was, I think, removed from her in position. And they offered, rightfully so, they offered a, you know, compensation to the woman because of what happened. Or something. Free stake dinner. Well, basically, 50 bucks. No. I think actually the conversion is like 70 bucks. 70

dollars. Bro, if you're hitting my grandmother or my mom for $70. I'm taking the hospital down. Oh yeah, you're going for the whole, you're clearing it out and you're taking all them out. Yeah, it's gonna be like, that should be like the next John Wick yesterday. I'm just gonna say, that should be the next John Wick. It's just like, you know, like, oh, they hit my mom and they gave her $70 and you just go and you just full on John Wick. I never saw John Wick those first time. That's the movie that, if you were to ask me,

like what is one movie Joey will fall in love with? It's John Wicked because you would go to a dark place to be like yeah, and you look at Charlie and you're just like, mm-hmm. If someone killed my dog in front of me. Yeah. Good bye to who you know. Yeah, because someone's getting tortured

and that's the thing. Yeah, that's the thing. I would go, yeah, I would not be like, I would do heinous things. Yeah, I would be like, oh, I would, it'd be bad. I don't want to say it on the show. I would hold someone down and keep shitting on their face for a full week. Some people might like that, you never know.

Gotta find out their kinks. It's true. Yeah. I'll know. Okay, let's actually disgusting the thing about. It is. I need to watch the other two. You see all the Johnmicks? I've seen the first two,'s actually discuss things to think about. It is. I need to watch the other two. You see all the jump mix?

I've seen the first two. I haven't seen three or four. Two cool. Yeah, they're all good, but like they start to jump the shark a little bit. Jump the shark. Jump the shark. Jump to shark. Jump the shark.

What's that mean? You don't know Dave Thomas. Now you don't know Jump the Shark. Where the fuck have you been living your whole life? You never heard the term Jumping? It's crazy. You never heard the term Jumping the Shark? No.

Like when something like in a movie or TV show becomes so unpredictable, like, it's just like so over the top that you're just like, oh, this wouldn't happen and it kind of brings you out of it a little bit. So all the Fast and Furious movies? Yes. Fast and Furious Jump the Shark when when they were fucking driving a bank vault over the Grand Canyon and they landed, okay. Yes, correct.

And it came from, I think it was an episode of Happy Days and the 60s where they literally in the episode jumped to shark with skis. Got it. I've never heard of that time. Is it just movies? Movies are TV or just like general life, you know. Okay. Well, you learn something every day. Thank you for educating me. I appreciate that. That's what we are here for. The Basement Art, we are here for education purposes.

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