The Basement Yard - #437 - Welcome To The Daiper Spa!

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

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Welcome back to the basement yard. We're very excited to have you here today. It's episode... what number is it? Two something? No, we're in threes or fours. No, we're not. Are we? We're in at least threes. Oh yeah, I'm bugging. We're you all over the place. We have a lot of really good stuff to talk about hopefully you stick around hang out with us and you know get some get some They get some laughs today. Oh, wow really really good intro Frank I get a little like when you give me too much. I can't take it all. You know what I'm saying? So like I kind of that's not it

Why only homosexual dude that sounded insanely? That is insane. That's how to do it. All right BIOLELY HOMOSECSUAL DUDE THAT'S SO HOT INSANELY THAT IS INSANE That's not a duet, alright alright By the way, you threw your hat over there and I swear to God for some reason like my contact was like a little blurry for a second and I thought it was a helmet How big is your fucking head?

It's a hat, brother Take it easy, alright? I know, but like how big is it? Take it the fuck easy, I don't want to worry What size hat? What size hat? 7 3 8's I think It's not that big I don't know about. I honestly don't know off top of my head Top of my head. Oh very good

Frank's in rare form right now. Listen, you know, I'm living it up live large in public doing it up hanging out with I Can't rap I know I can't rap today Frank's just singing and rapping. It's like your whole life is a musical I watched speaking of musicals. I just I watched Wonka with our boy Timothy Chowmary Tim O'Chay Wait, he's our boy now. First of all, I'm gonna say something right now after watching that fucking movie. I fuck with Timmy Really? Yeah, I like him bro. He's kind of too he's too sharp He is very he's a sharp looking man. He looks like he looks like you hang out with him If he hits you with your elbow like you're gonna get a gash. Yeah, you're gonna He looks like he looks like you hang out with him if he hits you with your elbow like you're gonna get a gas Like it is true, but you kiss him at the wrong angle it'll slit your throat There's there is dangerous there's risks of course, but I do think that he's a really cool guy

And I like his singing voice a lot. Are we it's here. You said he's our boy like we're like he said I'm just talking here I've never met him. I would like to meet him. maybe give him a dad go to a next game drink a beer or something Is that what he does? He's like he's like but he's like too cool now first of all no Timothee Timothee. I don't like that. I also like that. He's uh Fluent in French that's awesome. Kinda. Yeah, I was gonna say it sucks, but it's honestly no it's fire jealousy He's a team Timothee. Jalame. I know you know be a guy be a New Yorker, you know like yo, I was gonna say it sucks, but it's honestly more jealousy. No, it's fire. More jealousy. It's like, Timote Chalame. You know, be a guy, be a New Yorker, you know? Like, yo, I'm Tim, Timmy C.

Tim Cham. I'm Tim Cham. Tim Cham is here. Yeah. I, you watched it? I liked it. I thought that he has a decent singing voice, too. I didn't like it.

Like, it's good. I didn't like it. It's something soothing about it, too. I didn't like it. Why are the oompa-loopas so small, dude? Yeah. I didn't like that. They weren't that small in is so small dude yeah I didn't like they weren't that small they were on the movie in the movie they were just a little bigger well I also

heard it was one dude it was one fucking guy and they just like recreated them all the time I didn't think it was like a whole band of little people no no I think in the original like you know gene wilder gene wilder it was several little people actors I don't know what to say. I think I think yeah I and then when they had done the remake or whatever it was with Johnny Depp your

Your other boy. What they I mean? I like Johnny Depp I'm not supposed to be on Johnny Depp. We go with him still. He's going to stay the back of the movies He's back in yeah, she crapped on bed, and they were like yeah get the thing Oh, that's crazy. I didn't know yeah, but that was one actor that they had filmed like hundreds of different so then that's the one We did it and then now it's just Hugh Grant. Yeah, like Is this it? All right, I got a question here serious question. Mm-hmm serious serious serious question. Mm-hmm I am seeking the advice of the little people community

Okay Are they Not like do they not want though like roles of like little people or do they want roles of little people? That's a fair question because I Legitimately don't know like if they're like yo we're casting oompa loompas are little people like yes This is what we need to do or are they just like no that's I don't like that because it's it's kind of like a typecast Oh, no, no, I think it's like that But I do think that Hollywood's evil Joey, you know big Hollywood big evil

I know but I don't think that Hugh Grant should be taking jobs away from little people Yeah, and of all people Hugh Grant is any like six to like it's a big guy's a big fucker. It's a big British boy Yeah, he's up there. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, so is any like six to like it's a big guy so big fucker it's a big British boy yeah he's up there you know what I'm saying yeah so is it like well how do they feel about that I I don't know I don't want to assume I know here right but you're doing that and I feel like you're just saying that you don't want to but I will say that I did like the movie I thought it was good I thought Timmy did a good job And then I think he could sing too. I didn't like it. I will say pure imagination

I don't know what it is about that song come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination I don't know the rest of it kind of Kind of crush that when you hear the thing. I love that Oh, yeah, I love it But like it's it's that that song for some reason tugs at my heartstrings, bro I want to cry when I want to cry that song because it's like goddamn Do I want to live in a world of pure imagination so bad if you want to view?

paradise Simply look around and view it that's good advice that's good advice but like it's also kind of like simple it's like oh you want this it's there just look for it that's what I'm saying but that's how simple it is I wasn't a big fan of it and I'll tell you what the gene Wilder was kind of a freak dude oh he was a little weird it was kind of funny too bro he was just all over the It was kind of funny too, bro He was just all over the place this guy like you knew like he like he had like three oompa loompas in the back

That he was just fucking dog. Yeah, yeah, he was dog. I'm out, but like I didn't get that with with Timmy's like Timmy Shals. Yeah. Yeah, I mean that's his voice. I write the fucking movie But but but you know, there's a little bit of wiggle room like the realized character I feel like we didn't get the realized Willy Wonka I know it's a prequel and it's like how he gets to be where he want the whole thing with the mom cute whatever but like a like Jim Waldo was just kind of like a like a horny little bitch he was like over spinning and we don't know where we're going yeah it's like this dude is pretty much jerking off on his own words right now. Right, right, right, right, right.

I didn't get that from Timmy Schell's. I mean, no, I mean, he didn't write the movie. Again, I think that he, I think he did a good job. And I did like it. And also, I really, I would like chocolate now. I kind of want chocolate now too. Because there's a scene where like he has, you remember the scene, the same you saw it obviously

Where's like you eat the chocolate and you could fly and shit? I'm like, bro I'm trying to get up in the air. You know I'm saying yeah, I mean eat a chocolate and then chocolate You eat them. They'll be you'll be flying. Yeah, but you can only get them an answer damn. Yeah Yeah, oh or that yeah, but yeah, I watched it. I liked it. I thought it was good I wasn't a big fan. Just I tell me Tim. Oh, hey,te if you watching this bro. Let's go have a beer and fucking Manhattan dog I'm I know you're busy. I'm just gonna say this. I'm just gonna say this although. I wasn't a big fan of your movie Or no, I think about it. I don't know if I've liked any of your movies really I don't I mean call me by your name. I haven't seen it in its entirety what I've seen very good

That's like a I didn't watch dune But I watched dune would why do you like get like horny at me like that? What you were like? I watched dune no no no No, I've seen dune. I respect him as his you know living his dream I think that he's I think he's a great actor this guy is artin it out there Yeah, he's very art. I swear to God if he hits you up and I don't get at least a fucking courtesy I hope he tells you to go fuck yourself dead to fucking courtesy I hope he tells you to go fuck yourself dead to me I hope he tells you to go fuck yourself. That's somehow cooler than having a beer with him Somehow it'd be way cooler if Timothy Shalamet is just like bro fuck you

Know what not only I deserve that I kind of like it I would tell him to I think you'll just tell us through this sucker dick it'd be hilarious No way dude, and he probably do a good job. You believe him because you know why he's a good actor. Oh, yeah, I believe him Yeah, well, he's probably actually maybe I think good line like if you're a great actor Are you like a great line? Bro? Did I ever tell you when I was in middle school? Oh God? Yes? I love when stories come out about how fucking much of an idiot. I was in middle school There was a part after I think like high school musical to came out or something like that I was like full into like I want to be a fucking actor. Okay.

And there was a point in time where like someone was like why do you want to be an actor and I was just like actors are like the best at imagination and like they are and and then I said and they were like what do you mean and I was just like actors are the best liars and I said, and they were like, what do you mean? And I was just like, actors are the best liars. And that was- You're a sick person. You're mentally sick. But like, no, I want to be a liar, but like-

You just said- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Liars because they're pretending all the time and it's just like such a stupid fucking like it is stupid such a stupid But it's not their bones Kind of it's not not true though Like if you're a great actor, then you could you could lie put on performance go crazy But you could also like fucking like pro poker players don't won't make good actors. You know what I mean? They're not lying. They're just not moving their face. Yeah, bro Do you ever see what was what was the big poker player that did like sports science and like beat the lie detector test? Negano, no, what was his name? I have no idea. Negrino. Oh I know you're talking. You know, I'm done. I don't know his name

But it's definitely not gonna cuz I got some UFC. I know Francis got it I know him but like yeah, I remember at the time Timmy shall may might Tell me but I would know if he's being honest You know what I mean true. He's also like 22. No, he's not bro. He's down there. I didn't he's down there He's down. I think he's like 25 Really? I don't know bro. I hope he's not 22 because that's Timmy's look up to me shells Timmy's shell chef

But he's 28 you dumb fucking idiot. Alright, alright, I lost that one. 28! Alright. They also picked a horrible picture of him for his Wikipedia. He's also- isn't he dating, um... Kylie Jenner. There you go. Yeah, he's probably sending her into space all the time.

Crazy. You think? That's code word for sex. Oh, I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think? What? He's...

He's like... I don't- I don't know you Mr. Chal- I'm- I'm ruining your chances here of having your chances here. Yeah, you're not helping here I'm trying to be nice to the guy and you're over here fucking trying to like you know when you don't look at certain people And you just go like goddamn they've got they've got the motion of the ocean You know what I'm saying? I feel like he's so like thin that he might just have a fat fat fat bonger Might he might have like a full sausage. He's got like an ever-lapcing gobb stopper down there He's just wonka barn it out

Bro by the way, I know we're getting off topic once again But in the original gene wilder when that fucking kid opens up the chocolate. I'm like this looks so fucking good The chocolate looks so fucking yes the ticket. I'm trying to eat something. I fucking chocolate dude This chocolate's so good. It makes your fucking grandpa walk. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying Yo, I don't even get me started on that old. Oh, yeah, that fucking old bastard. I think it was depression though That's what I think it was. You know what I think I think he's a fucking lazy fuck. I love the dude was dancing The original one there's a scene. I forgot exactly which one it is one of the kids are doing something He's like no stop, please. Oh no.

Like, it's just fucking, like Gene Wilder is just so fucking good in that. And to like, he died I think in like 2017, 2018, and he lived up in Connecticut. There was a drive-in theater that would play it every year and he would go and do like a Q&A afterward. Just for fucking shits and gigs. Stan, that's fucking cool. Yeah. Gene Wilder, man Frankenstein young Frankenstein great movie You know obviously Willy Wonka. It was the guy was just fucking Jean. He's just Jean just good old Jeannie Jean good old Jeannie

producers the original producers as well of what? the producers oh I don't know I think so was it I Don't know I'm mean either, but it's all right felt like if I agreed with you it would go away speaking of Dune Yeah, did you see the popcorn bucket? The popcorn bucket here. We go. What are you doing? Sorry, I had a so inappropriate

And like incorrect way to sneeze it wasn't incorrect you did Okay, well I felt that one of my chest on I guess I'll just because you sneeze with your body like a psycho Fuckin PC the June popcorn bucket dune popcorn bucket this thing is gonna suck your cock better than anything you've ever had a Pop look it up. Dune popcorn bucket. So you're not like, for like, oh, for Batman, it was like Batman's head. Batman, yes, it was the cowl. For like the Super Mario Bros. movie, it was a question block.

They made one for Dune and it's of the sandworms. Okay. For Dune 2? Yes. This is a fleshlight. Dude. What the fuck? A little bit of butter? You're going to tell me-

Look at this! You're going to tell me you're not fucking going to town on that thing? Bro, I can tell you this. 100% of the men who bought this went home and railed it. Fucked it. Railed the shit out of them. They're bringing this back home and they're full on porno railing. These people are working.

How does this get like approved? Like is no one thinking? I legitimately ask that all the time when there's like stupid marketing campaigns and I'm just like, either the people that are doing this have no sense of what is real or what happened. There's a picture here where Jimmy Fallon had it and Timmy's throwing his fucking fist in it. Oh yeah, I think it's Kimmel. I think they were on Kimmel.

Yeah, and he was fisting it? On TV? He put his whole hand in that bad boy. Some... Listen man. Timmy. Do we need to get one? For... For science, I think. For... For... For science, I think. Go see Dune 2. Go to like a movie and get it.

But you know these things are gonna be collectibles. Of course. I mean, they're probably, you can't find them anywhere. Just put this go to like a movie, and get it. But they only- But you know these things are gonna be collectibles. Of course, I mean they're probably you can't find them anywhere. Just put this thing on like a fucking- A little bit of butter? That's what I'm saying, just a little- FINKY BITCH! I'm just- I'm just- I'm only saying what I believe other people have already said and probably done. Yeah, they're- they're bangin' it for 100%

100% bring this thing home? Or even fuck home! They're- they're pee-wee-hermaning this bad boy. Oh my god, illegal stuff. They're bringing this right to bro no speaking of pee wee herman he's dead I know he's super dead rip rip the fact that like there's whole movie theaters dedicated to porn is like insane to me serious here's my serious serious serious question why would you want to watch it like that? But not only why would you want to watch it like- well because it was like-

it was like a thing of like the 70s and 80s before you can get it readily available at home. What the fuck did you think was gonna happen? Yeah you don't think people are jerking off in there? I think it's- I think it's fucked up to have that and not let them jerk off. Bro! You're- you are legitimately telling me you have a movie theater with comfy seats dark dark born people and porn on the TV and people are not gonna jerk off in there How could you do that? What is wrong with you? That's fucked up. There was a port there was a porn theater by us

Me and you yeah growing up. Oh, on a fucking a- Australian bull bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I never, I never been there. I never went there either. It was close to the cozy cabin though, and that place I have been, you can't go because it's been condemned. Yeah, and it was cozy at the time. If you were by cozy, you were all about just like women that cough and show their boobs.

Yeah. Cough. Coughing. Have you wanted coughing strippers? Naked coughing strippers. boobs yeah coughing if you wanted coughing stri Naked coffee strippers. Bro, it's like, oh wait. It's so true though. Wait till you hear them fucking...

The ventilation in there wasn't great. There's a lot of black mold. I hear they just got a new one with a fucking... With a swollen larynx. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what do you expect, dude? Of course. But at the time, Peewee Herman got caught for this, swollen larynx yeah yeah yeah yeah but what do you expect dude yeah of course it's crazy at the time Peewee Herman got caught for this he probably had money

to get some porn at home yeah that's a little confusing but I think there's some people that are probably into like well I'm being sneaky don't know is I'm in here doing gross yeah very weird I would also be like I'm Peewee Herman I'm worried about walking out of this place and some of you like hey Peewee and I was like wait what the fuck Peewee I mean there might have it might have been a dark time for mr. Paul Rubens I'm not quite sure what was going on in his life at the time, but I mean he's he's hamming it up in a fucking movie theater I mean there's definitely stuff going on also like you have to like get ready for that

You know what I mean like you can't just show up ready to jerk you need to wear like certain clothes a Duster coat yeah jerking off into a jacket at least right I mean you need to wear like certain clothes, a duster coat. Yeah. You're jerking off into a jacket at least, right? I mean, you have to. You can't go there in shorts. Jerk off jacket. It's also like a premeditated horniness.

Like you're like, I'm gonna be horny at two p.m. tomorrow. Batonet. That's why it's the mens rea. It's the criminal mind here. That's what's the worst part of it. Is that you need to premeditation Premeditate premeditate your cum shot, right? It's just wild yeah, it's kind of bananas dude that that exists and I'm sure it exists in other states like there's more of them I

I think for the show we need to start getting like collectors items in here to like be more like when people come We'd be like that's the fucking jerk off bucket. Oh, this is the fist that you know Joey got you know that remember the fist that popped out of the drawer I do remember that you know like we need to have more collectors items. Yeah, I think we need the dune popcorn bucket Just so you can hump it you get I don't want to hump it just so you can hump it. I don't wanna hump it. Just so you can hump it. I don't wanna hump it. I don't.

I would like a lot of popcorn though. Actually yeah. Keep the pussy, give me the popcorn. I just want some popcorn dude. Keep the sand worm butthole. Give me some fucking good ol', what's your favorite popcorn? White cheddar.

Really? Smart foods, white cheddar? Insane popcorn. God, I wanna punch you as fucking hard as I can. That's mad good popcorn. White cheddar. Really? Smart foods, white cheddar? Insane popcorn. God, I'm gonna punch you as fucking hard as I can. That's mad good popcorn. Smart, smart, smart food. Smart food. That's the company that makes it. Smart food. It's not like a healthy version. It's just that's what the company's called. It's called smart food for a reason. They're trying to be smart about their food. It's white cheddar popcorn. It's not good. I'm talking like pop secret. or are you like an Orville Redenbacher or are you a newman? I've had Orville Redenbacher like maybe twice in my life.

By the way, fuck your name dude. Yeah. The worst. You sound like a circus. You that legitimately yes. Yeah. I don't want that. I want you ready? Yeah. Pop secret. Yep. Homestyle. What does that mean? It's just more salt. Okay. And there's a little bit of butter. And then I make my own brown butter at home. What's brown butter? You've never had brown butter.

Is that just like burnt butter? Yes. Okay. And you put it on the popcorn? Legitimate. Yeah. Hand job in a bowl. Oh, I like that. You know?

I think that if you don't put butter on your popcorn, you don't deserve the popcorn. I don't do movie theater butter. Because that's not butter. That's oil. I don't know what that is. I don't go for extra butter at, but like the people that like go and like press the button and like that shit comes down, I don't do that. I just get regular popcorn. Yeah, Yeah me too. No popcorn was mad good Do you remember like the Frito lay popcorn bags when we were growing up? It was mad yellow yellow? Yeah? Yeah, she was fucking yellow and orange. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that shit was who makes that I think it was Frito lay, okay? You know, it's funny. I just had this conversation with Danny and his brother

I like when I went out for Danny's birthday. We were talking about popcorn. I don't know how it came up That's kind of crazy. I'm not a how it came up, that's kinda crazy. I'm not a kettle corn guy, keep that shit. I hate kettle corn. Keep that shit. Also, Cracker Jacks? I like them, I like caramel. I don't, I do too, but like, no.

I just don't understand why they're like an American treasure, Cracker Jacks. I don't know. Don't do that. Fucking, their trash is what they are. I don't fuck with them. I wouldn't go with trash. They're trash.

Ah, I wouldn't go that far far this is also where the conversation went to because let me start at talking about caramel apples and I'm like this is stupid you ever had one no but like why would I eat an apple on a stick that's ridiculous but it's just with like a little bit of caramel on the outside also candy but it's like hard love them You have teeth. I Don't want to bite a fucking apple in a hard casing of sugar. Well, no no no no listen you dumb bitch The fucking caramel is soft like it's not like you're gonna know crack your teeth Yeah, I'm not saying the candy ones the red ones you need it

You need a little um, but you have working teeth and a fucking jaw that doesn't suck. You can do it. So then maybe I'm thinking of candied apples? That, if you, if one second listen to what I just said, I just said candied apples. I know, I'm fucking acknowledging that, you fucking relax. I used to get candied apples all the time, they're mad good. Where, where do you even get them? I used to get them at Lake Compounce when we would go. Oh, do you even get I used to get them at Lake compounds and we would go

Oh, you can only get that in like a Halloween town. No, no, no There's there's a candy store by us that that has them. I think that if you're I don't want it. I'm not gonna you're fucking getting one. I'm not gonna eat it. I'll throw it No, if I cut you off a little piece. All right, if you cut it off a little piece I'll have some all right, but I'm not like I think that if you're gonna buy them like I'm not like I'm This is a serious thought and I know it's gonna come off as a joke But this is something I actually feel when I think of buying like a candied apple I always think that a woman dresses a witch is handing it over

Yeah, she's got like a prosthetic nose and she's got the whole thing on the witches It's a real nose Yeah, I'm oh you're playing like it's an imaginary thing. No, this is what do you what? Big candy episode here Wonka. Yeah candy that candy apples loved Wonka though I just I think that everything I imagine going to a store with the entire thing is fucking candy You know I will say that when. When they're in that shop in the first movie and she like bites the little tea cup, I'm like, I love that. And they bit a tea cup in that movie.

I don't know if you saw that. At the end, at the very end. I was like, you'll fuck yes. Yes, I would like an edible tea cup. Edible things that aren't supposed to be edible are cool to me. When we were kids, there was, remember how like the Scholastic Book Fair and like the holiday shops that they would set up

at our elementary school? Yeah, and I'm by a mad racer. I remember Joey used to buy a ton of the like, the pencil, like what were they called, pencil grips? Yeah, like it was like a little monster on the top of your pencil. Well, no, that was the pencil toppers. I'm talking about the grips that you'd put like about where you-

Oh, and then it, yo, I did like that. that. Wow you could like a little foam thing on your pencil So it like makes your finger feel all the Asian kids had them Yeah, they had like ones that like help them write better. Yeah, also, and it helped and they were all you were all They were all better than us Yeah, and by the way, this isn't than us. Yeah. And by the way, this isn't inappropriate. They were just better than we were.

Yeah, I'm not. Okay, I just want to make sure I say that. No, no, no, the Asian kids, they had comfortable pencils and they did really well. Who wasn't that had a bit where they were just like, is that racist? We're saying that they're better than us. I don't know.

Yeah, I don't want to take their bit. It's their bit, not mine. But at one of those holiday shops, they had sold edible paper, and it was like a pen, and it was like a spy thing, so you could like pass notes, and it was like food safe marker, so like you can like write it and give it to someone and they can eat it.

And it tasted like the fucking Eucharist. I remember it's very good. What have you had Eucharist? I've had Eucharist. Have you? I used to lie about being Catholic. I, okay. So you came to church with me? No.

There's other times I could have gone to church, not with you, Joe. But I'm asking have you ever been to church with me? I don't know if I've been to church with you, maybe for like wakes and funerals and stuff like that, but like when we were younger my sister used to take me and her and we would go Sunday nights for a blip. Yeah. And I would always just say like, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I was hungry.

Yeah. The Eucharist tasted like literally nothing. I've had a good one though. I was at a church one time in the Long Island and I think it was like a christening or something and I got some hosts. It may not have been a christening. I don't know. Uh, and I got some, uh, some of-ening or something and I got some hosts it may not have been a Chris in a I don't know And I got some some of the Eucharist and I was like that's a good you really I mean Jesus Is it gonna kill you to just like put a little like you know rosemary and oil in there seasoning on it or something

I mean a little garlic in your body garlic. I like that. We're not we're very well first of all we not me Yeah, it's a very easy thing. You know a little spread. You know I'm saying put a little fucking like that I was giving my body and Saying like the body of Christ or the body of Frank. I wanted to be kind of delicious garlic and herb Yes, like a little bit of a spread, you know like you know how you do the ash Wednesday with the thumb do that to the things But just a little bit on the crack Nothing crazy like we don't need anything nuts, you know sour cream and onion right cool with that cheddar and sour cream some dust yes that's that I like listen Jesus who's making the

decision who was you should be upset at the person that made your there's a body bland ass crackers there's gotta be it also isn't he like Middle Eastern dude? Let's get some like yeah, that's some spices tahini Yeah, you know there's some there's definitely some fucking this is not meant to be plain bread Yeah, this is gotta have some spice listen a little smoke paprika and tahini goes a long way Paprika all talking about that's all I'm saying like you just need something in there Like if I if the body if I'm ingesting the body of Christ I want it to be memorable From a taste I want to I want it to be so good that I'm dying to come back next week together a little bit of

Mora Christ listen up church Your marketing is all fucking wrong or just have some dips like maybe some people like a plain thing But like have a little dip next to when you give me the thing the body of Christ I'm like amen ping-pong Yeah, I mean like oh oh oh Like what if the blood of Christ is not just wine, but it's like a jus, you know like a French dip style jus Oh, and then you can dance like fucking bang and hell yeah, you could do that would be sick dude Yeah, and I don't is it white wine? I don't remember the body the blood of Christ is red wine

Yeah, but I don't I don't know I think they were given us white back down. Oh, then that's that's they were just trying to get you drunk I'm just trying to get a finger your ass, dude They were just trying to figure your butt man I was like I wonder what kind of wine they were drinking like it was like good. Oh, this is here comes wine Joe It's like he goes back to church. He's like, yeah, that's a most shum river in the name. Who makes the wine? Is it holy people?

Like our priest out there. The holy vineyard? Are there any vineyard tours that go there? Is it like Napa Valley, but like there's like a holy section of it? Yeah. Like for Christmas, you get us a nice little like you know Like a K-Mas or something?

Yeah, yeah, nice one the blood of Christ. You're just like that's kianty bitch. Yeah, right like I want to like know I want to I want to taste you know I want to see the legs on this bastard also kind of crazy that we're all drinking from the same cup germs I mean, I think COVID COVID got rid of that. Yeah, and also the guy wasn't really doing anything The people would drink from it and then he would take a thing and just go hmm I'm like you're just you just ready. Yeah, you have anything you're making it more seasoned. Maybe that's what it was No, it wasn't you're tasting the seasoning. It's like a cast iron skillet You know like you're tasting the food from like ten fucking cooks ago. Oh

So you want to like like you're you're getting the holy Holy lips of like a fucking 90 year old woman and then like a you know a 20 year old kid Yeah, that's just bananas. That's kind of wild also. I Was able to that was the first time I've ever sipped wine was in third grade at my communion damn and I was like yo This is about to be fire. You know about to be hammered. You know I took a sip and I was like this is disgusting No story. I'm about to be hammered. And then I took a sip and I was like, this is disgusting. No story I was telling the other day. Becca was like, we were just kind of- Hold on, hold on.

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Thank you to all you guys for supporting and loving us and for those that you don't well guess what? You're gonna get bed bugs. So you're your call You're gonna get bed bugs so but the story that Beck and I the other day were talking about like Like the households that we grew up and how different they were. And Becca was like, I, she's like, as a kid,

I had anxiety when I knew people around me were having alcohol. I'm like, really? She's like, yeah, like it would really, really bother me. And I was like, not us. And I remembered when we would be like in like second or third grade and we would do pizza parties, do you remember we would sit there with like a cup of soda and a pretzel rod and

pretend we were smoking cigars and the soda was beer and we'd be like oh it's a junk I don't think I've ever eaten a pretzel rod and not pretended it was a cigar it's gonna be like to this day if you give me a pretzel rod it's sucking the pretzel dust through the end of the fucking pretzel well that's because Joey has a weird thing about sucking things through things that don't need to be sucked through. No, I like- I like with foods, like doing that. You're a freak with sucking. No-

Ha ha ha! You are! He's like, oh, honeycombs, I sucked the milk through it. I'm not the only fucking person in the world who does that. It's like a- it's like a oral fixation thing, baby. There's like- what's the- what's the like phobia of like little small dots or something like oh, it's uh, it's um I don't know Joey has doesn't have a phobia. It's like a sexy thing for you. It's like I don't like I don't like You want to suck things through it don't even lie. No don't even lie No, no, no when it comes to like a bunch of little things. I definitely want to like put my hand in it

Oh, yeah, like a bowl of M&Ms. Yeah, absolutely Or like you ever see you ever get a cough? Well, you don't drink coffee But you ever see someone get a coffee and it's like it's like a bunch of bubbles on top If it wasn't scolding hot a part of me is just like yeah, yeah, I don't know anyway Oh, you know what I do sometimes When I met like for instance like if I have a liquid IV or whatever like I'll throw it in and I'll start mixing it up And then there's like bubbles and stuff and I'll take the spoon and I'll scoop out the bubbles and throw it in the sink What the hell is wrong with you? I don't know this is weird. You have a weird thing about you don't do that. No

You don't have like little things like that though. They're like probably stupid I do I have a lot of things that are really stupid, but I'm not I scoop out the bubbles and I I wait until they come up naturally because then they're funny to talk about if I give them to you all at once I'm shooting my wad prematurely all over you and I don't wanna do that. Okay, me neither, I don't want that. I definitely don't want that, ew. Joey, I don't know if you saw,

but our boy is back in the news. Good ol' Benny Shaps. We talked about Timmy Shaps. Benny Shaps. Yeah, Benny Shaps. Ben Shapiro. He's a rapper now. He is now a rapper. Yeah. People were tagging us in it and we saw it. We listened to it.

He has a song. Now listen, we're not gonna get into the political messaging of the song because... I also didn't listen to the song. I just like...'s some stuff in there that's not really kind to who? A lot of people. I mean, you could just read you could just read it yourself. But again, we're not we're not going to get into it because we're not. I think you guys know who we are, where we stand on certain things. But when we hear Ben Shapiro releases a rap song, you know, we need to break that down. Ben Shapiro rap song lyrics. And I think one of the last times you spoke about it was Tom McDonald. That's the other guy that made the song. But think the one of the last times you spoke about him was Tom McDonald that's the other guy that made the song but like the one of the

last time you saw McDonald yeah right my rap name Tom McDonald all McDonald last time one of the last times you spoke about him is when he or the original time we spoke about him is when he yeah first of all what the fuck is happening here? He said, so can we just, can I? Are you doing the Shapiro verse or are we doing? Yeah, but this also says Shapiro and Tom McDonald. So I don't know when he comes in. Well, Shapiro's on it, so, but again, Ben Shapiro rapping. Yeah.

The first time we spoke on him was with the WAP controversy. And that's in here. This wet ass pussy. There might be something wrong if your pussy is that wet. Yeah My wife told me she's doctor her pussy's never been wet. Yeah, it's like we know we knew that brother He says in this rap song the first thing is let's look at the stats. I've got the facts my money like Lizzo My pockets are fat are fat.

Listen, just like picture him saying that though. Look at the stats. I've got the facts. My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat. Yeah. And he was probably like, oh, fucking bars. But this this this flow reminded me so much of like when the rock hopped on. Who was that song you hopped on? Or he's like, it's about drop.

It's about power. Oh, yeah. It's a power. It was like, it's about drive, it's about power. It's about hunger, it's about power. It was like, it's so like motivational rap. It was a tech nine song. Okay, respect to Mr. Nine and the rock, because I love the rock. Yeah. But like, yeah, I don't know about all that.

This shit was like a Fort Minor song. That's right, 10%, look, 20%. It's like, it's about motivation. It's about motivation and getting after it and being the best and working hard. And it's like it's it's about motivation it's about motivation and getting after it and being the best and working hard and it's waking up early then earlier yeah just like iron lion and it's just like yeah chill out but okay what Lizzo just catching a stray yeah it's crazy my money like Lizzo my pockets are kind of I have to admit it's funny kind of a bar

then he says homie I'm epic don't I'm epic. Don't be a wap Don't be a wet-ass pussy Or like or is he saying like wop yikes is that I don't think I think that's WOP. Oh, I think What is this spell this WAP? Yeah, what what what because I was like you're going after Italians Everyone's catching a straight. This is the most hood shit. He's ever done. It's just dissing every possible person He can he said homie. I'm epic. Don't be a wop. Oh Don't be a wap dog. It's a yamaka homie. No cap Wait what? Dog, it's a yamaka homie. No cap. Yeah

I heard this song didn't hear it to the point where I would remember that he's That's kind of fire dude look at where's his yarmulke all the time Yeah, you know sometimes was hair so black that sometimes I don't think he's wearing it bro. I swear to God I can't tell it all the time. I see it sometimes and I'm like, oh, I forget that he's Wearing that thing well, it's hard for you to tell being 5 foot 4. That's enough. Look at the graphs. Look at my charts.

You're blowing money on strippers and cars. Well, he just, I mean, yeah. You're going to prison. I'm on television. Dog, no one knows who you are. Who is this about? Yeah, who's this diss track to? It sounds like, so Lizzo is getting the first diss.

Yeah, she got shot at. And then Don't Be a Wop, so that's a diss to. Yeah, my grandfather, I think. Jesus Christ. That's a diss to Cardi B and Megan, the stallion. Megan the stallion, yeah. He's just, he's going after. Dog, it's a Yamaha, homie, no cap.

That's fire. I gotta admit I can't even front listen Benny Schapps this guy is kind of spitting Keep hating on me on the internet my comics comic my comment sections all woke Karens And I'm gonna make racks. I make racks off a compound interest now. We're now hold on now We're not first of all don't Now we're not. All right, now hold on. Now we're not rhyming anymore. First of all, don't flaunt that you have woke air

and it's just like pumped for you. I make racks off of a compound interest. Is the nerdiest thing you could possibly say in a lesson. I mean, what did he say before? Like, you're doing strippers and- You're blowing money on cars, strippers. You're blowing money on strippers and cars. You're going to prison.

I'm on television. Is he? Is he? I don't think he's on television. Wait a sec. Is he on television? television is he is he nothing is on television wait a sec is he on television like Newsmax maybe or like the Holy Channel no there's a holy channel there's like there's like holy channels oh wait

wait wait wait is he on television I think that he has his own like network or whatever but I don't know that it's television what's it called what's been Shapiro's network called again fuck I don't know something Ben Shapiro network Ben Shapiro's network called again? Uh, fuck. I don't know. Something. Ben Shapiro network.

Ben Shapiro network. It's like the, not the wire. That's a great show though. You guys should go watch the wire. Yeah, that is a really network. It's something like that, the daily. Daily wire, daily wire. Dude, look at me.

I guess, man. I don't see anything. I see YouTube. Yeah, daily wire. Dude, look at me. I guess, man. I don't see anything. I see YouTube. Yeah, I see. I mean, guys an entrepreneur, you gotta cut it. Who's this about? Uh-oh. Who's catching it? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Keep on hating me on the internet. My comments section is all while Karen's and I make racks off of compound interests

Y'all live with your parents Well because they probably bought a house for their parents and then they can live with them But no one Nikki take some notes. I just did this for fun all my people download this. Let's get a billboard number one What after fucking yo Nicki Minaj better come out with some crazy stuff going on right now What after fucking yo Nicki Minaj better come out with some crazy stuff going on right now Yeah, she was like she's like people with the mega salient really? Yeah, they were getting at each other. What are they doing? I don't know but apparently Nicki Minaj's husband is like a huge like it was like a careful He got arrested yeah careful for some things. Yeah first of things that like are not cool. Yeah, so then make the salient was like bringing that up Yeah, well, okay

Which is like fair I guess I Here I'm gonna ask a serious question right here. Yeah need you to be a thousand percent. Okay, let's put on our wrap hats for a sec Okay, okay one two Is it worse if she does or doesn't respond to him you gotta throw him a line you gotta throw what throw, what do you say? I don't know, it's a bench period. You can say literally anything. There's so much to make fun of. I mean, you could talk about his wife's dry up vagina. Could.

You could talk about. He already took care of that. Yeah, he didn't. He didn't smell that though. He fucking didn't even realize how bad he like, set himself up for that one. That up, that up, that up, that up. I got the facts.

Yeah. This is the chorus of the song. This ain't rap. It literally that. I got the facts Yeah, this is the chorus of the song this ain't rap it literally. I think actually literally Yeah, this ain't rap this ain't money cars and clothes. We ain't selling drugs. We ain't gonna overdose Yikes, but okay. We ain't pushing guns and promoting stripper poles We won't turn your sons into thugs or your daughters into hoes. Oh, this is Little problematic, but okay. We won't turn your sons into thugs or your daughters into hoes Something about this is hilarious to me though. Yeah, because they're white people But also I just like the dude the dude Tom McDonald is like just like a tatted up white dude

Tom McDonald it doesn't get more white than like look at him. He's like a tatted up white dude Tom McDonald it doesn't get more whites and like look at him He's a very tatted up white dude Yep Weird looking fellow. He's only 35 dude. Don't wait. He's Canadian It's makes us even whoa wait a sec. Is he Canadian? Well apparently Canada is like down for Trump, dude They are We were talking to our videographer Mikey. He's a Canadian. He's from British Columbia. That's see Why is he what is this?

This is not I'm not allowing this to happen. I absolutely not if you're gonna be a piece of shit. I Don't know if this guy's piece of shit This rap doesn't make him doesn't do him any justice being American piece of shit You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like, you know, have some skin in the game here, but you're a Canadian. I think too highly of Canadians now after working so closely with Mikey, and like. Yeah, he's the best.

I can't, I can't allow this to go on. It's pretty funny though. I mean, but yeah, all of his songs are about like, these are the names, Fake Woke, The System, Your America, American Flags, Race War, like these are all names, and it's like, bro, you flags, race war. Like these are all names. And it's like, bro, you're from Canada though. What?

I was asking Mikey one day, I was like, is there like, how bad is it to get up there? He's like, oh, there are people in Canada that fly Trump 2024 flags. And I'm like, they realized that does nothing. Yeah, that's like me putting up like, I couldn't name a literal another world leader. I don't know why I even started that sentence.

Yeah, that's like if I stood ground on like an Australian Prime Minister like yeah, what is that? You know, so why do we have a president? They have a Prime Minister. I kind of want a Prime Minister that sounds cool I have to admit that does sound way cooler than president. Yeah, and everyone else has like a Prime Minister, right? I don't know probably not but like immediately I think I think Brazil has a president Brazil pretty sure they have a president. What do they got down there? Brazilian food but Yeah, but they got but they have carnival. Yes. Yeah, they're carnival. Yes. They have birds They have birds. Yeah, it's like a tropical rainforest down there. Oh.

They got butts. Coffee. Coffee. The biggest exporter of coffee in the world. Bigger than Colombia. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

That's how you trick everyone. That's a little fucking trivia question for you. Everyone says coffee. Now I'm better off, Joey. Fucking thank you. Yeah, it'll come in handy one day, bitch. Is it worse if you respond to Ben Shapiro, or if you you don't respond do you let him just kind of do his thing? Like he didn't go after like

He didn't go after too hard. You know what I mean like my man. He went after Lizzo and Nikki, bro You guys got I mean Lizzo's something Lizzo. She's she's done dude. Yo, Lizzo would beat the shit out of him With such ease dude yeah yeah shit out of me probably honest oh hundred percent she's got that flute just pack I'm not my head on she just might just she never see her play the flute yeah she was tearing up fuck out of she was tearing it up with James Madison's flute remember that people were all pissed about that and they were just like don't you dare that's an American flute I don't get why people care about like,

it's a wind instrument dude. That's what I mean, like. It's like, oh yo, you see this? This is George Washington's teeth and you're like, why would I care about that? I don't, like, am I some, like, I think it's interesting to see really old stuff, but we're keeping his teeth.

Like, I think that's the only thing we have. No, we have a ton of shit. We have like the shit that he wore and like- I think it's just crazy because it was in his mouth, you know? Yeah, and it was disgusting. You guys haven't watched uh, the- what's his name? The Shane Gillis bit online on Netflix. Yeah.

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Anyway, I You thought we were gonna jump over this, but we're not fucking jumping over this because before we started, Frank just starts reading some headlines and then he finds one and he's like, oh, there's this place it's called a diaper spa in New Hampshire.

And I was like, and then he tried to go to the next thing. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What is that? What's the diaper spa? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I should probably pull it up before I completely butcher this I'll butcher it. It's a place

This because we talked about it briefly It's a place in New Hampshire that you can go to and the place is like it's like a fucking So it's so it's it's a New Hampshire It's called the diaper spa and they pry themselves on being a place where you can laugh love and play All the time The space is decorated, look like a baby's nursery, complete with small beds, toys, and folded diapers from their website. Services include ABDL, which naturally stands for... Attention Back... I don't know. Close. Adult diaper slash diaper, adult baby slash diaper lover. Adult diaper.

Adult baby slash diaper lover, nursery spa care, therapeutic support and life coaching and a 24 hour stay called the diaper B&B. All clients are required to wear adult diapers. Required? Yeah. Why required? The owner of the spa, Colleeneen and Murphy is a licensed medical doctor

not for long Starting the business with the best intentions The intent is to shit your pants dude. Yeah, I like I feel like So here's the thing if you have a Kink or are so not I don't, I don't want to say that. But if you have something in your head that's like, you know, sometimes I just want to take, you know, an early lunch, go home and act like a baby and wear a diaper and suck on a pacifier. Do your thing! Do it! I think you should do it. Go crazy.

But it helps people process whatever trauma it was, Murphy said, of ABDL and her spa to a website a lot of times It's childhood trauma when they were in diapers or just getting out of diapers and they want to feel the safety that they had before that But are they crap in the diapers though? What safety? I let me let me be very clear about something I'm not I just want to say believe it or not. We're not doctors. I Just want to say believe it or not. We're not doctors. I just want to say sympathetic towards Something happened. There's obviously but the thing that I can't get past is how is maybe shitting your pants helping you get over trauma Oh, no, I but I feel like a baby again. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying like Why is it required

Yeah, you should be like if you if you wanna go and be like, oh, I just would like to, you know, cause whatever. I'd like to sleep in a crib for a night, weird, but you know what? Okay. You know, some white people like to hollow out a school bus and live in it, okay? It's not that crazy to be like. You guys are nuts for that part of the way.

Yeah, actually that does sound interesting to me. But like, oh, you know what I'm saying? School bus Joe, 2028. So like, whatever, there's people do whatever you want to do the fact though that it's required that you wear a diaper It makes me believe that a lot of people have started shit absolutely insane absolutely insane Just because like they're saying like it's a sense of like comfort no it ain't it is shit Definition yeah the opposite of comfy because kids cry they don't like it For many reasons one a lot of bacteria you'll get fucking rashes too. Do you think I?

Want first of all don't want to shit my pants as humans. We actively avoid doing that every single day I would do it Stop I would do it just for like for cuz I cuz I could say it that I did it like I went to this place I slept in a crib and I absolutely ripped one in my diaper dude I I don't think I don't think you'd be able to I think your body would tense up and does it have a blowout back door what's that called oh like those like flaps no, what's the cold like the back the blowout blowout support? Yeah, I'll prevent her or something. It's called a blowout It's literally what it called. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah, does it have that I hope yeah I mean, what are you doing in your pants, dude taking a big crap? I don't know

Like I would save a big crap and you there I would feed you like should we go should we go take a crap into a we is a strong thing We should not go you are more than welcome. Let's go to New Hampshire. We'll stay in a crib I don't want to revert back to when I was a fucking infant and I was crapping my pants. Would you piss in one? Bro, I piss in my pants sometimes I'll fucking I don't care. I'll piss, like, you know, I will say. Didn't you pee on an episode of the Patreon? Didn't you pee in a diaper?

That's neither here nor there. I think you did. So listen, I don't know if I could physically crap in a diaper. At least we're to your old place I do remember that And I think I wore a diaper for a day

You wore a diaper and I think you, you, you, you, you diddled in it I didn't shit in it Pee pee I pissed in it Crazy It was for the experience I was trying to experience What?

Can I seriously? Yes Cause I hope you're not like these type of people where it's like you need to experience everything at least once Why in your, like what unfulfillment Yeah Yes. Because I hope you're not like these type of people where it's like you need to experience everything at least once. Why in your, like what unfulfillment do you have that you need to fill it with? Piss. Peeing your pants. It's not about that.

I think the reason why we did that, why did we do that? I think it was like we had talked to someone on OPL about that like that does the baby thing. And then it just became like funny of like Oh, you should wear a diaper for a day and let me know how it is and it's not it could be worse Like I'm not gonna lie. Where did you didn't shit it though? Absolutely not. Yeah. Well, that's a thing is like I don't know if I could actually piss

Actually shit in a diaper like my body might not let me but I could definitely piss in one like immediately Yeah, no pee I could definitely piss in one like immediately Yeah, no pee. I could let it fly wherever whenever you know like Shakira wherever whenever we're meant to be together right we I mean piss And my type or yeah exactly. Well, how many pisses do you think a diaper can hold though? I mean well, I have kids in diapers. So If they fill up it like do they ever like, yo. I piss? No, bro, I'm saying like. Baby piss?

No. What are we saying here? Who's piss? Have you ever pulled a diaper off one of your kids and been like, you pissed in this 100 times? Bro, yes. There are some mornings where Maeve wakes up and it's like I'm holding like a like a wet paper towel in my hand

That's so not cool. It's so wet. That's not chill at all It's not chill baby be more chill stop doing piss stop doing so much piss do a little bit of piss But that's the thing is like I when I piss I piss a lot you say big pisses at least a pint That's not a lot but I'm saying at Lee art two pints Wow That's what no, no, I don't know how much I piss what I'm saying is like We should test this out who takes big bigger pisses who takes bigger pisses I got a P as I said the word piss. I got a P. I can convince myself to piss Yeah, like that.

Yeah, yeah. If I stand in front of a urinal, I'll just pee. Really? Yeah, there's been times where I just go to the bathroom. For comfort. Because I don't even have to piss. I just don't want to sit out there by myself. I can't see myself understanding

why people would go to this place. I mean, there's some trauma there and they have like an attachment to these things. I fully fully fully. I agree though, crapping in a diaper, I don't know if that's helping anything. I fully support people, you know, whatever they feel they need to do to you know solve their trauma without Pope but dude but but but if you find that the only thing that helps your trauma is crapping in your pants world of questions on my end and it's not just exclusive to those who want to crap their own pants because there are people out

there that were like I am not gonna be fulfilled unless you crap on me. I'd like to be crapped upon. Can't bring that up right now. People have been crapped upon. I know, but it's in the news about crapping on people right now. Oh yeah, Vince McMahon shit on a woman's head. Don't, we can't, we should not talk about that, especially in a weekly episode. I'm just saying, that's a crazy thing. I'm not like on his side, what do you mean?

I'm just saying, you know, this is crazy. I know, he fucking, absolutely. That was the first thing I saw. I was like, I think I'm good on reading all of this because guys is sick fuck. Yeah. Well, don't get me started, but I just, I think for science, I think you should go.

You want me to go there? I think you should. I think you should spend a night, you know, make sure you load up on crap like foods, you know, cheese is anything your body ingests, you'll crap your pants. That's how eating works, Frank. Well, no, but like you're, you're always texting us saying like my body just turned that into water quick. I said that one time like 10 years ago and Frankie hasn't let me live it down

It's unbelievable. I mean, it's what happened. No, so I'm thinking Have a gyro bottle of wine What the hell have a gyro and a bottle of wine and then go Spend a night in the crap in the crap spa. What is it called the night for spa? I Like that. It's required actually no I don't I'm confused that it's required, but I think that's cool that like you would walk in this who changes you oh Oh, maybe you change yourself Way worse dude. Yeah, I don't know I don't know because at least if it's if you're giving it the space to fall out

It's not like getting smushed around your butt. Now you have a butt- a smushed butt poop. A poop smushed butt. A butt of poop- Stop! Fucking stop! Fuck. This kid. Every combination of the words he wants to fucking use a

But no moosh but smooch at least a but smooch Smooching butts. I mean, it's crazy man. It's a new hamster way worse. Do shots in New Hampshire, man I don't know what's going on over there. I've never even like been I've been I've been there once or twice for whom I had a friend that lived in New Hampshire briefly we went to like party this house one weekend in college I've been to Vermont and that just feels like New Hampshire have you been anywhere with trees Vermont there you go you've been in New Hampshire yeah that's what I mean yeah yeah yeah like I imagine all those states kind of look at it.

And the stupidest shapes also like don't be shaped like that. What's the worst shaped state? I don't like shapes. No, I don't like states that have like, I guess like Colorado is like. Which is a square? Also Oklahoma, what is that little thing? What is that?

The little, the little, it's so, know, that's so petty of them who lives there I don't like like fucking like Michigan being like here and here here. We are oh Yeah, it's kind of like that but like yeah, Oklahoma like if that's actually kind of cool If you live in like the little skinny part of Oklahoma, you'd be like, yeah, I live right there in a little fucking Yeah, I don't like that this thing. Oh then the gun in live right there in a little fucking. I don't like that. This thing. Oh, then the gun in the wiener of Oklahoma. Yeah. I don't like that. I don't know. It's weird. How the hell did they draw the lines for states? It's it makes no sense. And then how do they take those lines and put them on a map? What does that mean? Like how do they know the lines they drew are actually what's on a map?

What does that mean? Like how do they know the lines they drew are actually what's on a map? Maps are crazy dude. Maps are fucking wild. I can't get into maps today. I'm not ready for maps. It is interesting actually to be like, I guess it's all...

I don't know. Who made the first map? Like that's crazy. How did you do that? To make the first map? I can't do maps. I'm not ready. How did you do that? I can't first map I can't do maps. I'm not ready. How did you see the whole United States, dude? I'm not first person who made a map. I don't have the physical Ability today to do maps. I can't I can't because the more I think about maps

I get freaked out bro. You want to hear something crazy about maps Lewis and Clark, dude Yeah, those guys have bananas Get the fuck out of here. Uh, you know what's crazy? Treasure maps. Because treasure maps are like, it's literally just dashes and then like, a picture of a, like an interesting tree that you know you're on the- And then people find the treasure. Like how does that happen?

I don't know dude, I don't know. I don't- maps are fucking insane to me. I can get where it's just like Go do south! They're British the pirates in my head. Of course, I mean. Go do south! And if you see a red barn, you've gone too far.

And then it's like, okay, I can kind of get that because you're using landmarks. But like back with pirates, they had, guess what? Water. Bro. It's kind of crazy. No, like nothing else Also, how do you bury something and then find it? Yeah? No, see I told you or someone else finds it I can't do I can't do maps today. I don't have the capacity for maps today. He's done with maps

I can't you can't do it too much and friends of the lobes dude. Lobe don't lobes don't yeah That's just when they're like ribbed and shit ribbed when they're like hold like the Oh, it's not like it's got like morning. You know I don't I can't not right not today at least not today another episode But I can't today. I just realized that you were talking about Ben Shapiro and you have your fucking nails painted Yeah, he's gonna be pissed when he sees that he's gonna be like who the fuck is that he's gonna be really angry I got it. I got a young daughter. That's what I got bitch. What are you gonna say if Benny Schaff's dis is me? I'm calling 50 cent and Eminem and I'm saying I'm I don't give a fuck I'll pay the whole fee out of pocket get me in the studio. Oh

You want to make it song? He's getting the hardest diss track. I'll ever come If the shafts comes for me You want to make a song he's getting the hardest diss track I'll ever come up yeah, yeah, yeah If the Shaps comes for me The Ben Shapiro is like who these two fucking cucks let me guess hard-o-lip tarts Hard-o-lips fingers painted that checks out He kind of looks like the dummy from goosebumps he looks like a puppet right like a ventriloquist. Yes. Yes. He does Okay, at least we're back to shaming him for you know that he knows that Yeah, anyway, he's also very rich by the way he could be very rich He's got a couple blocks. Yeah a couple dollars. Yeah, well cuz his his pockets are fat like Lizzo

Do you know what be hilarious? What if we yeah exactly? Pockets on Lizzo fat, you know, it's crazy. I think That if we debated him There's no way he could win because we'd be so stupid. Yeah, that you would not know how to answer He wouldn't his his yonka would catch on fire for like from the capacity at which his brain would need to operate to deal with our stupidity I don't even think two people could be this stupid. Yeah, it would be you know, that's how we're gonna That's how you start up the engine right there. Yeah, listen, we weren't able to get on new heights. Right.

We may reach out again. We may figure out. We're going to reach out to them again. Yeah, it may figure out a way to get Benny Schapps. Benny Schapps. Anyway, that's all for this week's episode of Frank, where can I find you? You could find me in the booth, spitting a couple rounds. Yeah, a couple rounds.

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