The Basement Yard - #444 - THE TOUR DATES

Episode Date: April 1, 2024

April 2nd, 10:00 a.m. Eastern Time Go to https://www.thebasementyard.com/ Use code word "basement" to get access to presale tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the basement. Welcome back to the basement yard. What's this? It's this a list that's in my fist. What's this? What's this? It's something that I'll kiss. My my I want to share it with the world. I want to tell the people.

What do you do? Frankie goes, we're about to start recording. Frankie goes, um, okay, I got something for the beginning. I was like, what? And he goes, just go. He does that. That's what I had.

I was my own version of Jack Skellington. Oh, that's a thing? You've seen Nightmare Before Christmas, brother. Yeah, when I was eight. What's this what watch it again. It's good Do yourself a phabies watch it again, baby Babies listen words baby words are 2024 is the year of making your own versions of words I'm I think the last you know ten years of our lives. We've been doing that. Yeah, so but Watch it because it's good it's good but

what's this huh guys you're gonna bite your tongue off you ever you ever like this like make your tongue pointy you're just still fat though well you have a skinny little tongue like your skinny little cock okay first of all i do not have a skinny little cock. Let's get that out of the way, alright? I don't know where that energy came from, but it came. It came! It came just the same! Guys, listen, we're going on tour. We actually have the dates today.

Finally! And you know what's funny? You know what's really funny? Is that Greg printed this up with like yeah We need to read this like words first of all there's words that are italicized. Yeah, this guy Chill out he went through and the end and bolded. Yeah, there's bolded Wow Ithalicized there's full-on colons on this there's I mean asterisks

Colon and asterisk those are but... But, it sounds like butts. Oh, like butt stuff. No, there's no, I mean maybe there's like hidden meanings on it. Maybe like Greg like hit a message on this. Is it like one of those? Lemon juice? Yeah, with like piss. It's a clue!

Piss! Yeah, you, you, you know, first of all, it's not piss. No, there's, I think you can make like hidden, like invisible ink with pee. With pee pee. Wait, you, hold piss. No, there's, I think you can make like hidden, like invisible ink with pee, with pee pee. Wait, you, hold on. I've never tried it. You piss on something and then a map is revealed? No, you idiot.

Oh, I'm the fucking idiot now. Like you could put, like if you happen to like pee in a cup, you can like use like an inkwell and like write in piss and it'll evaporate as piss. And then if you use heat, it light up or like it might you see I Ended I've not I've not experienced or experimented with piss on paper. What about? Like a blue black was it blue black black light blue black. Yeah, it's a black light. I think blue black Anyway, we got it. You guys want to know

No, all right, so first of all pre-sale No, all right, we'll get it I could do that for an hour and I know we should Yeah, I think people I think at this point people are a little like what the fuck Yeah, so like we're sitting here and we're like fucking like edging them a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wanna know it? We're just like rubbing it and then running away. I'm gonna fucking put a tourniquet over your dick head.

So it. I think you're supposed to do that at the base. I mean, either way. You can't do it at the penis head. Why not? Because the, what's it? I don't know, it's supposed to hold the blood. You can't hold all the blood in your tip.

Explode the tip. Well, first of all, what kind of tip you working with there tip? Well, first of all, what kind of tip you working with there, cowboy? This is the tip. I'm just saying, like, it's to prevent the jump, you know? No, it's not to stop you from, is it stop you from coming? I mean, that's what I was joking about,

is like edging a little bit. Oh. It's just like, you want it? You want it? No. Pull it back. You want it? You want it? No. Just pull it back Pull it back. You want it? You want it? No. Just pull it back a little bit.

Do we do dates first or do we do the pre-sale stuff? We're gonna do everything at the same time. But guys listen, most important thing for you to know right now is that tickets go on sale tomorrow. Pre-sale is tomorrow. As of recording, it's not tomorrow. But as of you're seeing this, it is tomorrow. Good job. Confuse them, idiots. April 2nd, okay?

April 2nd time April 2nd not on here today is April 1st your fuck This is not by the way not an April 2nd April fools joke We want to make this very good as April 2nd listen to what I'm saying I don't there is no time April 2nd at 12 Eastern April 2nd at 8 a.m. Eastern fair. I don't want to. There is no time. April 2nd at 12 Eastern, April 2nd at 8 a.m. Eastern. It's fair, I don't know. Greg, you fucked up. It's probably 7 a.m. That wasn't italicized, you fucking loser.

Oh, let's call him. Call him right now. Let's call him. Hey, what's up? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Hold on. Hey. Hey, Chase. Hey, what's going on? Hope he doesn't say anything racist, you know, because that's what he usually does. No, how he, you know, you're live on the basement right now. So Frankie is doing everything in his power to disrupt this thing.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We want to know what time does the tickets go on sale on April 2nd pre sale? Ooh, 10 a.m. It's a lie. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. He's 10 a.m. 10 a.m. 10 a.m. what Eastern Pacific Mountain taint it's it's 10 a.m. Eastern right that's the superior time zone yes that's the only time zone thank you so much Greg we appreciate it so much thank you so much that was very aggressive on your end to what thank you so much thank you I appreciate it so much like thank you Have a good one fellas, thanks. That was very aggressive on your end. Two, what? Thank you so much, I appreciate it so much, thank you so much.

Listen, April 2nd, 10am, tickets go on sale, pre-sale, go to thebasementyard.com, use the code BASEMENT to get access to all of these tickets and we are going to be going on the road, this is the rest of the year. Alright, now hear me out, there's also general public tickets. However, you dirty little whores, you don't wanna be a part of that. Why? Because then those fucking normies out there are gonna get their gross little oily grubs

all over these sweet, sweet tickets. And you don't want it. So April 2nd, Tuesday, April 2nd, 10 a.m. Eastern, which adjust accordingly, wherever the hell you are in the world. If you're somewhere stupid like fucking London but make sure you go and use the code basement yes BASEMENT baby and then on April 5th these get released to the general public but you don't as Greg said here and I quote but should I read

it don't he didn't write it, but if you're watching this, there's no reason to risk missing out. So make sure you use that pre-sale code on April 2nd. Go to thebasementyard.com for all dates and tickets. Greg doesn't sound like that. He does now, guess what, this is candid now. All right guys, but yeah, the pre-sale code. You know what?

Just hit me with a full truck. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot.

Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot.

Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. Hit me with your best shot. We're taking that on the road as well. Alright, but listen. Tour starts May... Go. We tell you the rest of the day? I don't know. No, May 17th we're in Philly.

We're at the Met in Philly. So if you're in Philadelphia, you pop out! Alright? Philadelphia, we're coming. May 17th, we're in Philly at the Met. That was not a good Philly accent. Cuming. Philadelphia.

June 14th, Denver, we're at the Paramount June 22nd. We're in DC at the down at the anthem What do you want to make a whole fucking we should talk about this? We'll get to it Denver. Yes We're gonna say it's the altitude at least once or twice. We're gonna be at the paramount somewhat one of us will Joey didn't specify that we're gonna be at the paramount. Paramount, Mountain Top, Denver, Synergy. Just wanna throw that out there, all right? Para. What's that mean? Para.

Bringing together. Big Para Tids. Para Boys up there on a mountain making jokes. June 22nd, the nation's capital, apparently. Joey's going back since January of 2021. And we're going to the Anthem Theater. Apparently Joey's going back since January of 2021 Anthem theater then July 11th. We're in Atlanta. Oh, I feel Georgia. What does it do foe you? Peace up a town down at the Roxy theater the next day

You just did a whole little haiku there. Peace up, ATAT. You want to say all the Atlanta things that you know? July 12th, we're in Nashville at the James K. Polk Theater. That was the president's name. James K. Polk, I'm pretty sure he wasn't one of the fat ones. Just want to throw that out there. He wasn't one of the fat ones. I'm just saying. Just want to say that out there. He wasn't one of the fat ones. I'm just saying.

Just want to say, giddy up on your way from Nashville to a quick turnaround, July 18th, baby. And yeah, we're going to be with the bear shuppie Chicago. And we're coming to Chicago July 18th at the Chicago Theater. OK, we're going to go over to the bean, and we're going to look into it. And we're going to flick it. We're going to flick the bean. We're going to rub the bean. Take it easy, all right? And then we're going go over to the bean and we're gonna look into it. We're gonna flick it We're gonna flick the bean we're gonna rub the bean

Take it easy and then we're gonna spit on the bean. Yeah, no, no, that was crazy Why are people so obsessed with this fucking bean? I don't know. I want to look into it I think it's just a big metallic looking bean. I don't know but beans don't even look like that to me Yeah, there's look like that to me. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh okay moving on August 1, baby. Get, get- Getting up there with the trees and shit. With the trees, with the origin of grunge, maybe we'll hang out with Dave Grohl up there. You never know.

Is that where the origin- We won't. Yeah, you didn't know that? Like grunge music, like- No, I didn't know that. You didn't know the origin of grunge? You think I'm holding onto that information? I thought-

In your travels, you maybe have learned a thing or two about something outside of fucking watches cute little race cars and fucking yeah wine you fucking drunk yeah we're gonna go get some fresh air in Seattle then moving on we're in Toronto, August 17th. Oh, international boys. Yeah. The basement goes international. Which, if that sells out, we love Toronto. They've always been a big supporter.

Toronto! I mean, really. You can't. This is not the way you do an announcement. But if we sell out that show very quickly, we're going to add another show, okay, on that. But it's up to you guys. If we sell the show out on August 17th, we will put another show up there probably on August 16th.

So yeah, we'll do two shows in Toronto if you guys are out there. But we wanted to have those dates open because we know that Toronto's been super supportive of us. Oh, yeah. And then we're heading to Texas. September 18th. We're gonna be in Dallas September 19th in Houston and then September 22nd in Austin okay Dallas the majestic theater

Houston Bayou music theater and yes, I'm telling you right now. I will Verbally eviscerate any and all Houston Astro fans that I see so prepare yourselves for that and then Austin the Paramount two Paramounts here a lot of Paramount going on Denver Paramount Austin yeah right so and then we're ending the show in New York City we're not gonna tell you when or where yet because it's gonna be a special show for us. We're from New York City, so we're ending the tour in New York City.

From the basement to our backyard. That's fire. I went with Wakanda for that one. I'm gonna use that at some point for this thing. Copyright, copyright, copyright, copyright. Just copyright it. What do you wanna do, get paid? Cause you are.

So yeah, just to go over it very quickly again So you guys know and also all this information is at the basement.com Like I said today is april 1st when you're watching this tomorrow at 10 a.m. Eastern Tuesday april 2nd, uh the basement.com use the code basement To buy tickets to all of these shows and like I said like frankie was talking about April 5th is when they're gonna go on sale to the general public, but by that time, you know, you may get up charged

because we can't control people buying tickets and reselling them. I saw that some people for other shows, they were selling tickets up on the balcony for like $200. Really? Yeah. I want some of that.

Yeah. What the hell? So don't do that. But yeah, just to go over it quickly, May 17th, we're in Philly June 14th We're in Denver June 22nd DC July 11th in Atlanta July 12th in Nashville July 18th in Chicago August 1st in LA August 3rd in Seattle August 17th in Toronto September 18th Dallas September 19th Houston September 22nd Austin and then the New York show that has yet to be named

Alright will be coming after that. Alright, we don't know when we do We know when we know when you don't know when you don't know when you know fucking no I know what now what now what dad? My dad said he's gonna come to that, by the way. Which one? New York. Swear to God. My dad too.

You wanna know what's funny? I said, hey, are you gonna come to the New York show? And he's like, it was my fucking idea. And I was like, where? Where though? Where was it your idea? You wanna know something even funnier? I told my dad about a potential New York show,

and his first thing out of his mouth, I told you this offline, this is news for you, first thing out of his mouth, I told you this offline, this is news for you, first thing out of his mouth he goes, save Lenny a ticket. And I'm like, dad, are you gonna wanna come see me at any point? Oh yeah, of course, but like, Lenny. For those of you guys that don't know,

yeah, long story, but just like. Yeah, it's great. So this is wildly exciting. Yeah, we're all over the place right now and also, you know Which this is all we have we're probably not gonna add any shows in between this because we just you know Don't have the time a little diversity also Something we want you to look at the continental United States and go I can make some picks here now Listen if you're in somewhere stupid like Iowa or fucking Arkansas tough shit

Kidding it's not stupid. I don't know I've never been but Iowa I've never been there neither have I I hear it's all corn is it who from who? From who did you hear that from general knowledge? Oh? It's just like all cornfield so ladies andents, if this doesn't get you excited, if this doesn't perk you up on Monday, April 4th, also, like I said, really quick, this is not April Fools. There's no like April Fools drop coming.

This is a very serious thing. We are excited. We are ready. We are horny probably. Oh, all right. I wasn't going there. I was saying probably I don't know so get your Are you okay? Get your butts ready. I'm getting back in the dump and doing it, you know, okay. Yeah, I'm sure But yeah guys the base me our comm get the tickets There will be a button that shows you like where to get all the tickets or if you just like fucking scroll down I know there's not a lot

even on this website you could find it you're a capable person but yeah Tuesday April 2nd 10 a.m. go get the tickets you know we're hoping that we could sell this bitch out before April 50th even gets here honestly and that would be insane if we actually did that that would be insane but if we sell all these out Joey said he'll let me slap his ass as hard as I can bear ass Wet hand wet hand yeah, what is it wet with? lick spit lick

Let me slap your ass like hard Why do you want to slap my ass not for us like a horny thing, but just like a power dominating thing. You want me to come across your legs? Ooh. Weird. Ladies and gents, again, one more time for you. May 17th, Philadelphia at the Met. June 14th, Denver, Colorado at the Paramount.

June 22nd, Washington, D.C. The Anthem, July 11 11th Atlanta, Georgia at the Roxy July 12th Nashville, Tennessee the James K. Polk Theater yeah yeah yeah July 18th Chicago at the Chicago theater August 1st LA we're going dude August 3rd Seattle more theater also we're not exactly sure which theater it is in LA yeah we're still like blank That's why we didn't say it. That's why. August 17th, Toronto at the Meridian.

I don't know Toronto accents. Do you? It's not that. Well, we'll figure it out. September 18th, they delete, they, they, they, Jestic Theater in Dallas, Texas. September 19th, Houston. By you mean thing, no. And then of course, course ending in New York City

We're not gonna tell you where we're not gonna tell you when quite yet Keep those butts planted to the ground and fucking grab the handles and scream yee-haw. So here we go Mm-hmm Okay, so yeah, that's that you want to read through it again. No, I don't okay We did it too many times there, but yeah, we want everyone to come out to these shows We had so much fun in the first three could I? So Joey knows me, obviously. I am- You know me. You know me.

I am like, I am excited, but like, I'm always like, and I said it with the first three shows, like, I don't think we're going to sell out. Yeah. So prove me wrong, please. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I, I, I like, I mean, I'm just not thinking about it, to be honest with you you. We're gonna put the tickets out and then like- Yeah, I'm gonna pretend like I'm not gonna

check my phone that Monday morning. No, I mean like I'm not thinking about it of like, to me it's like oh we're gonna fucking go to Seattle and sell 1,500 tickets or some shit like- Yeah, but then- No we're not. You get Seattle, you get some Oregon, you get some Canada. I'm not, but I don't not you get Seattle you get some Oregon you get some I'm not but I don't even think like that. Yeah, I mean like I'm not thinking of that. I'm just thinking of like the city I'm a little nervy. I'll tell you so let's let's see it should be good We're gonna have so much fucking fun on this thing and by that like you know like by the time it comes around also It's fucking May like you want to talk about getting blueballed. I wish we had a show tomorrow

May 17th, that's as of when this comes out. It's a month and a half. So start that countdown start that countdown Mother fucking tickets bitch start that kitty cat countdown. What's the kitty cat? Yeah cat, but okay Kitty cat babe. Yeah, but yeah, we we definitely are like super fucking excited for this Fuck you know, this is gonna be a lot of But yeah, we definitely are like super fucking excited for this. Fuck, you know, this is this is going to be a lot of traveling for sure. But we're super excited to meet all you guys and do these shows. I mean, the first three were a lot of fun. And I think by the third one, we were already like it was wildly different than the first one.

And we all we know now like the things that we want to do differently or you know whatever blah blah blah it's a lot of fucking fun at the shows I mean from what I've seen people like they have a good time what I've heard and also like we're having the fucking time for our lives up there so and also let's make this abundantly clear mm-hmm mr. I hate cheese himself Greg will be there yeah let's make this also very clear shmitty r Greg will be there. Yeah, let's make this also very clear Shmitty rubs will be there shmettish many rubs is many official will be there. We'll definitely be there Yeah, and you know, he's he's ready. We're ready Greg's ready. My house ready Yeah, you know and you know just kind of buckling down hammering down doing it that yeah

Sorry, that was real gyryrating I wasn't gyrating I was getting my well I guess I was a bit of a gyrate I did watch Django last night so I'm like Django Django unchained yeah how is that because he's they're riding horses oh I thought you were grinding I'm not kidding I know you were giddying up no no I was I thought you were getting down You know, no, no, no, I was riding a horse clearly. I'm clearly right. What's the last time you rode a horse zero times? No, we went to a that was a pony bro. That's not a horse ponies ponies on baby horse Yeah, it's not a horse still like a full-grown

Kick you head off horse. No, I've never ridden one Road in one road ride. I've never written written is I've never rid one. Rode in one? Rode? Ride. I've never written. Ridden is right. I've never ridden a road. Wait, is ridden a word? But I know ridden is like you ridden away with something. But have you? Less is still unwritten. People keep tagging us in the picture.

Unwritten is not. I know, unwritten. But people keep tagging us in the picture of that hot dog that it says that on the hot dog. 1,000 people have sent that to me. Yeah, me too. Kind of weird how that just came out after we decided to speak about, well we always talk about hot dogs.

Yeah. Also Natasha Bedingfield. So, yeah, so. We're super excited to come out to the shows. Please for the love of God if you're watching this set your alarm to 10am and buy a ticket in your city. Fuck! Or in a neighboring city.

Maybe make a couple days out of it. Maybe it's someone's birthday. Maybe it's's your birthday come to all of them oh make a traveling road you imagine like we're the Grateful Dead there are people that follow the dead around also all the shows are different just saying that yeah shows near you just want to make that clear is like we are also tailoring this to be different depending on where we are I'm sure that's probably something that many people often do when they perform.

But like this isn't gonna be like what you get at one city, you get at the other. It's by design, they are entirely unique. Yeah, so pop out to as many as you want. Whoever comes to the most shows, nothing will happen, but we'll appreciate that. We'll give you one of these. You got a hard salute, brother.

Brother, absolute hard. Yeah. So, anyway, that's that on the tour stuff, I guess. Thebasementair.com, use that promo. What was it? Dakota's basement. Dakota's basement for pre-sale. Tomorrow 10 a.m., bitch!

Light up! I wanna see multiple people tagging us in countdowns, alarms. Yeah. Like, I wanna see a screenshot of an alarm I need a line 30 935 940 945 Yeah, and then we're gonna go fucking ape shit. Well, we're gonna go ape shit. Hold on. Yeah Take it easy. Okay, be a lot of fun. Take a I'm excited. What are we were we supposed to talk?

We're talking about a bunch of stuff. It's April Fool's Day. Oh, yeah today's a big cranky guy I've stopped. I've had to slow down. Hey, you can prank children. I think that's what you're not supposed to do. Prank children? Yeah. Those are the ones that like pranks. An adult plays a prank on me, I'm like, dude, you're 30.

What are you doing? Well. But you're fucking like eight year old kid. Come on in. That was a prank, I got him for April Fools. There was no one here. Wow. I'm on a trend setter.

My tummy's a little rumbly tumbling right now. I might have been that. Who asked about that? Expired pop tart. I just ate it. Frankie knows they're expired. He's known the pop tarts here have been expired for well over four months, right?

No. A whole queue? No. I think a whole queue expired. And Frankie opens it up like, I'm gonna eat this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Pop-Tarts, bitch. Although, we gotta kick back on the Pop-Tarts. They're still in that great debate right now. Great war, what is it? What?

They're trying to become the official branding partner of the Basement Yard podcast. Yeah, I don't know where this is happening. Probably just in your mind. What was it? Is Pop-Tarts, Bed Bath and Beyond? Listen, we've gotten a bunch of inquiries. I just said Bed Bath and Beyond.

They need our help. They need us to sponsor them. That's shocking. I used to love Bed Bath and Beyond. They need our help. They need us to sponsor them. That's shocking. I used to love Bed Bath and Beyond. Bro, walking into a Bed Bath and Beyond was so sick. Bro, walking into a Bed Bath and Beyond was so sick. I've never gone into that store without spending at least $2.20. I've never gone into that store without spending at least $2.20. And how much of that was candles? Half. At least.

Half was fucking candles because Yankee Candle by the way, Hey guys, why is it $40 fucking dollars? Hey guys, why is it $ is it forty fucking dollars should play it play it smart play it close to the vest oh they want to send us can you know play it play it close to the vest and just tell the chest it isn't the vest it's play it close to the chest the best it's the chest it's not the vest seriously I didn't know that I always thought it was play close to the vest because you wear a vest and it only covers your like heart. It's vest? No, it's both. Oh shit! Look this says play close to the vest, play close to the chest.

Alright, so both work. So we're both equally as smart and dumb. Mmm. I see chest. Let me see the vest. Yeah, I guess both work. There you go, see? We like to give you guys options. Diversity is king. Yeah. Yeah. So, whatever. That's it, but.

I love Bed Bath and Bath and Bath and Bath and Bath. Bro, the times I went in, we went in for our original wedding registry. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, things we didn't need or. Wait, do you get a gun? Hell yeah. Wait, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, you didn't know this? No, no, no, so, ping, things we didn't need are... Wait, do you get a gun? Hell yeah. Wait, hold on.

Wait, wait, wait, you didn't know this? No, no, no. So when you get... you have a wedding registry. Oh, hi, Bad Bad Mian, you wanna sign up with us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, take this gun... Here's your account. And you just shoot the items? And you shoot the items. And then you give back the gun.

Bro... Or you can do it online, but like, not as cool. That's fire. Not as cool as going and shooting them. They're smart giving you the gun gun because they know idiots like us would be like oh I'm gonna I just want to shoot this yeah I don't also did you blind back up with the red light no no I shot her butt though okay I shot her butt a hundred times that was gonna be my next question yeah well we gotta you

gotta shoot the bot but every single time every time that I went to bed I think on tried to say that too quickly. Candles. I would leave there with a new spatula or the scoop one that you do like pasta with, what's that called? Oh, the pasta claw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like the, is it called pasta claw? Yeah, that's what it's called. No, pasta claw is what it's called.

Yeah, so I would get one of those like every single time. Also, sometimes I would get like a pan because they always have like a pan with new technology. I love pans. I do. Like I'm still trying to find good pans. We love pans. I had I had like non-stick and trans and trans. We've all pans and trans. Everybody okay yeah because they're but not clans bang. The basement yard supports for pans trans no clans. I did just watch Django.

No, all right. He's very clandor out right now. Yeah. Especially with that white hood you're wearing, Joe. Let me tell ya. You son of a bitch. You do have a white hoodie on after watching Django Unchained.

I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So we had like regular non-stick, but those no good. The PFAS and PFOS and stuff like that, no good, trust me. Wait, would you just say PFASing? PFAS, it's like a chemical and stuff. We're all doomed because we've been having it in our whole life, so it's too late to make a change.

But like, you can get like, I haven't gotten stainless steel yet because those are such bitches to clean. I can tell you, does someone have a stainless steel or is it not fun? Also, they're not gonna look like that the next time you cook. The first time you use them, about done.

You're supposed to heat them up. So the water, the beading, the beading, Joey, the water's supposed to be beading. I know, I looked up a TikTok video. Yeah, okay. And I watched it. But it's like, first of all, that require, like now I'm cooking my pans in order to cook my food.

It's just annoying. Here's what I'm gonna tell you. We did like the natural ones. I don't wanna shout out the brand because- Whose natural? Pans? They're like naturally coated ceramic ones, but they're like still metal. Those aren't great either.

No? I'll tell you what I do have though, that are really good. Tell me. The cast iron that are coated in a ceramic coating. Do that. Do it. I'm telling you right now. Okay.

You'll thank me. It's like, it's basically non-stick, but it's heavier. Oh, I'm telling you right now. You'll thank me. It's basically non-stick, but it's heavier. Oh, it's a heavy fucking pan. Yeah. We got a couple Dutch ovens, you know? We got a couple pans. What's a Dutch oven? It's like a big pot that you could put in the oven

with a lid. It's all cast iron and it's coated in ceramic. Oh, like, what's that place called that makes the pants? Le Crochet? Le Crochet? Le Crochet. What is it? Le Crocet?

Le Crosti? Le Crocet, I think it's Le Crocet. I think it's Le Crocet. Yeah, Le Crocet. Le Crocet. Yeah. They sell like, I forgot who it was through. It was like, they sell like a 90 piece set.

90? It's some ridiculous, it's like 90 pieces for like $4,000. Oh, I thought it would be more than that. Look it up, look it up, look it up, look it up. They don't sell a 40 piece. Dude, this place is fucking expensive too because my sister one year was like,

oh, mom wants a new fucking like. Your sister loves French stuff. Yo, you have no idea. She loves like fucking. She loves macaroons, croissants. Le Creuset, if you're doing fine. Like she would, she loves that shit. Yeah, you have no idea. She loves like fucking. This bitch loves macaroons, croissants. It goes back to the doomsday. Yeah.

Like she would, she loves that shit. Yeah. She always has. Shopping, you know. I don't know if that's a French thing. I don't know. When I picture French women, I picture very tall, Sigourade.

On a stick, we've talked about this. Dead cat, dead animal. Not a cat, but like, you know, a cat's always following them for some reason. There is a cat always following them and they're like, come on, she's a quam. Yeah. They have a really cool name. They talk French to them. Yeah.

And then they give them like sardines, which they have in their bag for some reason. Yeah. What is that about? And they have tiny little glasses. I saw something. I saw something. What? I forgot the comedian's name, so I want to take credit for it. But he was like insulting. Oh, it's that comedian that had like that TikTok that go go viral that was just like the girl was like telling him he's racist and he's like he was like yelling at her and he's like I got like a hundred racist jokes in the chamber there he's a comedian he's blown up but like he was

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You ever eaten that at Arby's? Never. Me neither I'm kind of afraid and especially now. Fast food. We're gonna walk in and they're gonna fucking see us and poison our shit. Yeah like fast food. Fast food? Hey you want some fast food? Roast beef? Pulled pork? What the hell is this? Probs not. Yeah why? Also people that eat McRibs? Psych crazy thing to be doing ribs are not that That's not what ribs are. Yeah. No, not at all But I also I'm very like McDonald's and Arby's are out but also we're eating chicken from fast food So every let's put let's make it very but it's not red. Let's make it abundantly clear

All of our food is poison fair. We're all Going to die probably because of some food related thing. So whatever. Whether it's Arby's killing us or somebody else, you know? Not saying Arby's is killing anyone. Don't sue us. Us? I know.

I'm an agent of the basement yard podcast, bitch. An agent? Yeah, damn right. I don't know about the basement yard podcast bitch agent. Yeah damn, right I don't know there's legal legal terms there You just spit an incredible amount just now all over yourself Myself yeah all of your arms and shit. What would you do if I spit in the air and caught it? Into your own mouth. Yeah vomit Into your own mouth. Yeah Vomit Disgusting were you one of those kids back in the day? No, I hate it. Don't do it. I hate it. I hate

I hate I drop the spit and suck it back up where to got them. That was such a 90s thing. I hate I Hate that shit, too. It's disgusting. I hate that I hate spit in a non-sexual manner. It's disgusting. Oh Yeah, yeah in a non-sexual manner. It's disgusting. Oh Yeah, yeah in a non-sexual manner. Yeah, you spitting Yeah Spitting swapping spit is part of the starting spit. What are you like spinning on someone Frankie, please? You know children watching there are I don't know. I don't know probably shouldn't be I would agree No, I hated that where it's like they fucking like drop it and stuff like that. I hate't know. I don't know probably shouldn't be I would agree. No, I hated that where it's like they fucking like drop it and stuff Like that, I hate you know spit farts poop

Not good jokes for me. Yeah, and now there are people that like can like unlock their phone by doing that What you never seen that people drop that drop? They had a guana or chameleon, which is the one? Chameleon. Yeah, chameleon cool animal. one chameleon yeah chameleon cool animal very cool I looked at getting one yes yeah looked at you almost got a chameleon yeah yeah when adult define adult 23 barely yeah no but like it was when I was living in Milford and I was like oh shit like maybe I should get a pet I almost got fresh out of college you're like I should get a chameleon in here I thought I almost got a chameleon I almost got a ferret almost got a snake Frank all of

those are literally bottom-of-the-barrel animals for me they're not why did you not think of the actual animals that people enjoy don't you dare disrespect chameleons by saying they're bottom-of-the-barrel well no that's that's fine ferrets and snakes ferrets I I was like, oh, these are so cool. Those are very emo animals. It would be different. And then I heard that apparently they just smell like the fucking rodents they are.

So I was like, all right, I'm not doing that. And then snakes, I told you the story I heard with some girl knew that like the fucking snake was like trying to eat her or some shit. Yeah. Can't do that. But also you don't have a sword tattoo and listen to screamo, so you can't have a snake. How do you know?

What do I, what? When was the last time you've seen my full naked body? That's fair. You don't know what tattoos I may or may not have. When was the last time I've seen most of your body? Oh, recently. Oh. New Haven?

Oh. Didn't? We got in a tub. Oh, I was in a bathing suit. Yeah. That tub fucked me up. But you weren't always in a bathing suit Oh, I was in a bathing suit. Yeah that tub that tub But you weren't always in a bathing suit, right? That tub fucked me up. Yeah. Oh also the steam room Yeah, I was sitting boxy doubt. Yeah, you were letting it swing. Well, no, no, no take it easy. Yeah. Yeah, I wasn't swinging I wasn't nothing with

Wasn't letting anything swing. Yeah, whether it could or couldn't. Right. I was in boxers or shorts. Yeah. Neither of these things really, you know, and I don't know what I was about to say. Something about it doesn't qualify you to own a ferret. Oh, well, you know. And then but yeah. And then, you know, it's interesting is I had done more research like years later,

not more research, but like I looked into a chameleon years later, and they're not supposed to be as cheap as they are, like at a PetSmart or something like that. They're supposed to be, those apparently are not treated well and they're ripped from their habitat, or born in squalor. Like all of the place. I mean, they live, they're homeless, so I don't know about. Technically they're not. The chameleons? The idea of homelessness has only come about as of the places. I mean they live, they're homeless, so I don't know about. Technically they're not.

The chameleons? The idea of homelessness has only come about as of the creation of man, Joey. Prior to that, as you know, primordial animal beings, homelessness was not an issue because we shared the planet together. Fair. Now as we have privatized land and residence,

it has become an issue which is theft inherently How many homeless people have you taken off the street? Taking off the street where am I putting them? I don't know. You know you you got a big basement Apartment I can't I can't oh you have an open room though bitch. I know that It's an office it is it an office have to saw a bed in it I have to Sometimes I get tired at work sleep in your office Sometimes I get tired. Oh, Sanagat. Oh big business sleeper in office That's my just move on. Okay move on

Look what's that? What is that? How big? How big how big is she? How big? Uh, expensive. How big? How big is she? This is a stainless steel 14 piece set, and it's $1,700. Puh, that's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. Yeah.

For some pots and pans. 14 piece. That you're gonna not use and order Door Dash. Let's be honest. I'd rather do the other one that's 1,500. iron 11 piece Joey's gonna get this now no I'm not I have nowhere to put all that yeah also you don't cook you fucking lose her there's a fucking Bobby Flay over here he made a fucking cheese sauce eight years ago and all of a sudden I am good I am going to defend I also you know you

know what you know what, bitch? I made hollandaise sauce the other day. Miles actually. Oh, he makes all the sauces. Big sauce guy. What is hollandaise? It is egg yolks, little bit of vinegar, little bit of olive, no, lemon juice, and butter.

And then, you know, salt, pepper, garlic. You made that that how? Mixed up five ingredients and all of a sudden. He's fucking cool. What are we talking about? I gotta be careful Joey cuz they could separate can we get Gonna be very delicate you fucking it. I'm losing fucking bastard For Joe I could separate you know what's always amazing to me say something that is so not amazing It's not but you I mean maybe you'll appreciate it, but like a bunch of egg whites right mm-hmm You stirred enough and it becomes like a cloud at what I hate that what are we talking about? Because I want to fucking dive in it, but it's raw egg whites, but like how does that?

Happen it's like you're you're doing a bunch It's like you just put it in that machine, the mixer. You can just hand mix it, yeah, hand mix it and it whips it and it becomes like. Just like, oh. Like what? Yeah dude. It doesn't make sense.

Meringue I believe is, or, meringue is when you do it over like a double boil situation. I don't like any, a lemon meringue pie? Yeah, ugh, come on. You know, don't want that. I'd rather eat my shoe. When we go to Denver, we eatin' testicles?

Rocky Mountain oysters? If there's a game, yeah. Oh, are they like famous for them there? Wait a second, wait a second. If there's a game? Oh, I had them. A baseball game? I had them at Coors Field.

I thought that's why you were saying it. Oh, I thought you meant like the baseball players. I was like, Joey, what the hell are you talking about? No, no, no. Oh, I didn't know they had them at the stadium. Yeah, they had them at the stadium, so we got them. And? It just tastes fried.

Like, it's like fried. It's like a fried. It's like a fried mushroom kind of. Eww. Yeah, it's not like. I want better balls than that. Yeah, it doesn't look like a big fat nut. Does it though?

No, it's like a deep fried thing. So we gotta get like high end you want you want raw balls you want fear factor I don't want raw anything like a fear factor nut never when he's like yo eat a buffalo nut Joe Rogan yeah he was crushing it he's like yeah put your head in the spider cage and come out when you come out eat a buffalo's nut yeah it was always like cow brains like I'm not scared I'm disgusted by this. I gotta be honest with you.

I always, as a nine, 10 year old boy, watch Fear Factor, I was like, I can run through this so quickly. The amount of confidence I had was clearly too much for my small baby frame. I was very confident in like the last thing where it's like, you have to like walk across a building and like grab a flag or something. Yeah. Because I'm like I'm hooked up. I wouldn't be that I'd be scared but not that scared.

I you know the things that be terrified those like we're gonna lock you in a car underwater like chill. No the ones that I figured you wouldn't be able to do is like lay in this coffin for as long as you can with cockroaches. That whole thing. That's nothing dude. I'd fucking sleep. It was like when Tyrone Biggums did it. Oh well, whether it be Chappelle Show or if it was like somewhere else, but like he's like, he laid in it for like hours. He was like, hmm.

No, I could never. My brother-in-law tried to, my brother and brother-in-law tried to sign up together for Fear Factor, but they had aged out at that point. They were 36, I think he has to be 35, like the oldest. What the hell, you have to be, ageism in the world of Fear Factor? I guess so. Don't love that. Because Vin 36 I think he has to be 35 like the old ageism in the world of fear factor yeah so don't love that because then was like he's like dude I could eat whatever like if they gave me a fucking bug I'll eat it I

don't care yeah I don't care about eating bugs but imagine for me they're just like eat a tub of mustard it's like yeah right everyone else is like thank God they got me or there's like I'm thinking of like survivor where sometimes they're like, if you win, you get a bottle of water and a hot dog. Yeah. And they're like, they give you some mustard. And you're like, if, if I, if the, like my cash prize or whatever the prize was, was just like a year long supply of hot dogs, then I'd be a little more inclined, but they're like, you win a hundred thousand

dollars. And it's like, cool, cool, cool cool you win forever hot dogs. Wait a second first of all forever hot dogs It's not that many hot dogs forever hot dogs at the rate that rate that I was eating them that summer. They Bro, I you had a two-week stint that was dangerous I took two weeks so guys when we've we really first started promoting dog sucking season, in the summer of 22, Joe and I were like, we did a friendly bet. And it was like, who could eat the most hot dogs? In a month and a half, I ate 25,

and I got sent to the hospital. I had like five. Joey was just like, it was Memorial Day weekend, and you were like, yo, I had five. I was like, oh, I had like five. Joey was just like, it was like Memorial Day weekend and you were like, yo I had five. I was like, oh I had four. And then like three weeks later it was like, oh I haven't had any since. It's like, I'm at 15. I love being at 15 and being like, we need more hot dogs in the house. But like, you can't turn down a hot dog.

There's such a good like. Let me ask you a question about hot dogs. Don't point at me like that ever again. Do you like when they toast the bread? Yeah. I like that. I do like it. I like that.

I like it. I do like, but I don't like toasting bread where I bite into it and it's like a fucking grilled cheese. It's dry. I don't want that. I want the outside to still be fluffy and re. And I want the inside to be toasty so it doesn't get fucking soaked and sopping wet. What all that fucking shit I put on it? I like that. Yeah, I like when it like when it sucks up the like stuff like that

Like the beans are like that, you know, I can't tell you how bad I want to have a hot dog right now With beans on it. You know, what's funny is I recently took the kids to the aquarium in Jersey. And afterward we were just like hanging out in this like little pavilion in Point Pleasant. And I was like, anyone hungry? And mom was like, oh, I'd love a slice of pizza. I was like, all right, slice of pizza. And I was like, I might as well just get something

to drink for everyone, fries for the girls. And I came back and Becca's like, what the hell is that? It was a fucking foot long hot dog. I was like, what? I said, I need a picture of it. It was a fucking footlong hot dog I was like what? I said I'd give you a picture of it It was a good hot dog That shit was snapping in my mouth Fucking snapperoni

Let me tell ya You know what's pretty good too? Sausage. When you get sausage and peppers That sausage is mean dude It's mean, it slaps you That's why when we were in Texas we got breakfast you remember I asked if it was sausage patties or links ah Because a fucking sausage link dude. They're mean dude. They slap your teeth bang bang bang bang Yeah, like spitting in your mouth and like fucking kicking the back of your teeth. I love every second of it

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Wait, what did you say? What did Greg do? I'm trying to remember. When we went to the gun range and Greg's like... He accidentally hits the mag out? Bro, we... I think it's jammed. I'm like, I think the mag's on the ground. Yeah. Fucking Greg. I don't know if you're like this, but like, I get so freaked out around guns, even in a controlled setting like that, because it's just... You're holding life and death in your hands, you know what I mean? Where's the life? The in your hands. You know what I mean? Like where's the life?

the taking of it oh Or saving of it either way. It's just wild and I get freaked out So like when he starts shooting he's the first to shoot and he goes It's jammed and the fucking magazine just falls out the bottom of this handgun It's just like oh my god also didn't want to tell you Well, I just I watched it after we got back from the gun range But I saw a video of a guy and he shot a metal target and it came back and he killed himself No, yeah, was he I was I was gonna ask if he's okay on the lives. That's how they say it on the internet. Yeah. Well, we're dead

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It's such a funny way to like say that. But that's why, you remember when we went and they were like, yo, no metal targets. Oh shit. Well good, honestly. I've shot it. Have you shot on a metal target before? No, I've only shot plastic.

I have shot metal. I went to one day It was had dead like plastic bowling pins. You just light those up I shot with metal and it's fucking insane. My king bro like that like like like to like the fucking highest degree it's like And then I shot it. That was very good. Yeah, I was shooting a fucking World War II M1. So I shot. Who were you with? Ulysses S. Grant?

I told you this, my father-in-law's friend. And after I shot the next round, the fucking mag popped out with the, ba-dum! Oh, I love that. Oh, dude, it was so sick. The snipers we shot were my favorite. I don't know about you.

Just because conk in the, fucking, I was doing like this was like and Joey goes under I was like get underneath it showed Becca that picture she was like uh-oh that picture is good yeah what's up yeah I was just give me just give me my give me my flowers that was a filthy shot with that sniper. Bro, Frankie was disgusting with the sniper. Swamppin' down there. I hit one of the centers and I was like, I'm nice. And then Frankie gets on the sniper rifle and hit like five of them.

Was some. Pang, pang, pang, pang, pang! Fuckin' That sucks because if we ever have a zombie apocalypse then you get to be on the top and I gotta be on the bottom shooting with the handguns. You are a good handgun shot too. I know but that's the thing,

I don't wanna be a handgun shot because those guys get eaten first. I would never leave you alone at the bottom of that fucking building. We'd be up there together. But you gotta snipe the ones. But I'd have so much practice for the zombies like at that point I'd be able to just go like Like I just said I just watched Django yesterday. There's a lot of handguns shooting there and it's cool.

It is pretty cool. Doing this and winning? You know what you need to do after you eventually get sick of MLB the show, which we are currently grinding. Yeah Get red dead it you will it's too slow. No, no, no, no, trust me, dude, because one minute you could be fucking Yeah, oh no, and the next minute you could be getting chased by a fucking giant bear Don't do tell me telling me but yo just doing this hang I wanted to shoot at 357 so bad a magnum a fucking I was honestly worried about that. Why because I wanted a fucking Because those have a lot of kick yeah, well, I'm not holding it like a fucking child. I'd be holding that shit. No, I know I'm just saying

Don't make me Don't you make me Screaming just dropped to the ground Man shooting guns though. They were fun. They were really, really fun. Does it make you feel differently? Do you want to own a gun? No. Honestly, no. I might one day own a gun.

Yeah. For God forbid protection. 100%. But also I have children in the home and like I would have to like, I can't even think about the horrors that like and the anxiety that comes with something like that. You can't leave the kids at home

without being like what the fuck? Well, the cool part is, There's no cool part. Here's the cool part. There's a cool part. If you buy a gun, then you get to buy a really cool safe. I've thought about safes a lot.

But like George Clooney and Brad Pitt are gonna break into it, not your children. You know what I'm your children you never know who's doing the home invasion you know yeah I just want to one day just come out of my room in my in a robe and boxers just go I have a gun that's all I want I mean you know if I lived out like in the suburbs which is the plan eventually to like live in a suburban area, I'd be so scared because I'm used to being around people so if no one's around I feel like, oh I'm so vulnerable. Dude, moving to where we are in Jersey took a bit of a

like adjustment because living in New York. It's dark as piss. Not only dark as piss but living in New York, the darkness is nice, it's just silence sometimes so yeah Creek nah any drop any siren full of the leaves chill bro Anything it's just like what the like the I kid you not the first like maybe like two months in my house I was freaked out. We had a security system and that helped but like Still you know and then you got like animals in the backyard and shit So like you could hear something in the backyard

Then it's just it's a fucking raccoon. Hell. No. I would I would need a fully like Night vision cameras to be able to look because if I heard something and I'm looking I want to see well They you could your security systems Like I would need that Q2 they support us this Q Q. I don't know I haven't seen Haven't seen I'm not gonna say dog shit about him unless they support us Q2, they supporting us this Q? Q, oh I don't know, I haven't seen it. All right, I'm not gonna say nothing then, don't worry about it. I haven't seen it. I'm not gonna say dog shit about them unless they support us Q2.

Right? But I would have to, I'd be like, yo, I need to check all the fucking cameras. Bro. Also it'd be cool to have a room that has just cameras. Like all the screens. Oh, you just have your phone now, brother. You don't need all that. I know, but I know.

You wanna sit in front of a computer and just look at, just make sure the kids are asleep and just everything's up to date. Yeah, it's like you're Batman. I have one camera and I don't actually think it's actually hooked up right now. So, don't rob me please. Please, please, please.

Because he does have a gun. Becca has a gun. Just wanna throw that out. Does she have a gun? Becca? Yeah. Yeah, she has a gun. Why does she have a gun? Her dad gifted it to her.

What kind of gun is it? It's a handgun Holy shit, I swear She's got a handgun becca has a hand. Where is it? I'm not confirming nor denying where it is. Yeah, but I cool Have you shot it? I have not shot it. No, I have not shot it. I've been taking out squirrels with him That's why I I tiptoe over our disagreements. It's like just Never would or just be like We don't know we don't know someone until you know them you guys ever hear I blow my brains out. It's it's not me Or it's like you're having an argument on she like gets up to go to the bathroom or something where you're going

I just hear ruffling wherever she goes leave room Or it's like you're having an argument, she gets up to go to the bathroom or something. Where are you going? Where are you going? I just hear ruffling wherever. She goes to the bathroom, God! Kids get down! Oh, that would be funny. Is that cool to joke about? No, no, no, no, no. Probably not, but it's okay. You know, it's about my wife.

I can do what I want. Right. I didn't know that she had a gun. That's pretty cool. You really didn't know that? No, how am I gonna? She's a filthy shot. Do you remember? You guys went to the range together? No, but her dad has brought her several times. Oh, okay. The last time Do you remember when we went to homecoming at New Haven in 2018? Yes. I called and He she was I called Becca to say hi She was at the gun range with her dad.

And I didn't realize she was sitting next to her dad. I was like, you're so fucking hot. You fucking, I was also a little drunk. What's up? How you doing? What's up? What's going on? I was just like, you're so fucking hot.

But you don't have to say what you said, but did you say something? I said something that was not her dad should hear. But not like wild. Not like I'm gonna fucking this that and the other like I'm gonna but something like you're fucking sweet ass or something like that okay okay border like it was more than your time more more than her dad just leans that he's like yeah that's what the guys of the

gun range might have been thinking I was like hi hi Bob It's all right, we need a car so they were like sitting and eating It's all good. What's up? The world I want the world to know all your sweet ass smoke show of a wife It just leans into the fucking he's a good sport. Hey, he's a good sport the fuck. Yeah, he's a good guy Did you have no you didn't have kids then? No, you have your first well miles, but yeah, what is what was that Ruby was born January of 21? right Right after you got back from DC

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