The Basement Yard - #471 - The Best One Hit Wonders Ever

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

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Welcome back to the bas- BASEMENT YARD Welcome back to the basement yard, what you got there, Frank? Besides that very strange smi- HAH HA HA HA

The very strange smile Yo, be honest with me Yeah Any celebrity smiles scare the shit out of you? And why was it Jack Nicholson's? I've never seen him smile You've never- WHAT?!

THAT'S A SON OF A- I've never seen him smile Uh,'ve never, what? That's a, that's a, never seen him smile. But guys, there's new basement yard merch. Some spooky basement yard merch. Spooky. Spooky. That's what it is. It's me and Frank on the back with our signature drinks.

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And then he included a little note to me saying, fuck you. So go check it out Pick your poison Uh, we're dying for you to join us You're gonna tell me you're gonna fucking lie and tell me that jack Nicholson's smile never scared the fucking piss out of you Where did he smile? everywhere Oh

He's just like You know like his his joker smile scared the fuck out of me. Well that was makeup, brother. That wasn't real. Thank you, Frank. But like his real smile. Bro, look up Jack Nicholson smiling. It's fucking scary. I'll be honest with you,

Jack Nicholson just being where he is is scary enough for me. Like his whole aura? Just when he's sitting at basketball games, you're like, what happened? Is he still going to games? He like disappeared for like two years and then popped up.

He's up there, he's in his eighties. He's probably not like good old, good old Jackie Nicks is not going to be around much longer. A legend, but is wasting away. This guy's been acting for like 60 something years. Yeah. You know, I don't think, when was the last time he was in a movie?

What's the last movie you remember Jack Nicholson in? Departed? No, that was so long ago. What has he been in after that? I have no idea. What's the rom-com? He's in with the other something's got to give that's a good movie Diane Keaton. Yeah, Diane Keaton, by the way You love pants this dude loves women in pants. She loves to wear pants I think Diane Keaton is like an attractive older woman. Yeah, she's alright. I mean, you know, like if you were to like-

Don't be a hater though. I'm not being a hater. Yeah. I'm not being a hater at all. Being a hater right now. I'm not being a hater. What? Just because I'm saying like Diane Keaton isn't fucking-

Yeah. You know, you know where I stand. I think like Susan Sarandon- Diane Keaton is way hotter than Susan Sarandon. Susan, if you're watching this you're also hot beautiful women Let's not just you know denigrate them and just you know just say they're both hot. Let's say beautiful women I'm sorry the clap coming from the person that's wearing a fucking windbreaker indoors Indoors now we just got here

We had an interview with People's magazine yesterday Frankie showed up in sweatpants you Said you were showing up in sweatpants. I was kidding. Oh I Mean it wasn't like a formal you a we actually is it on video. He's like no It's just in person recorder. I said sweatpants. It is like joking. Oh I person is coming here, and you're sweat panning. I mean first of all, I still look Panning son bitch. I still look nice. Don't even get fucking don't do this What panting you bitch about did you complain about my sweatpants? No, I did not you're doing it right now

You fucking like because you're coming at me. You're right. We have to you know We take shots back and forth at each other back Jack Nicholson Departed last thing I remember him in. I can look, Heiman? Did you say Heiman? Last thing I remember is Heiman in. Should we get into a conversation about Heimans? Because I don't really know.

I mean, I don't know much about Heiman. I've never done that. You've never done Heiman? No. What does that, I don't even know what that means. I've never done a Heiman up. Like I've never done it up. Oh, like taken one? Yeah. That's what you're referencing? I. What does that, I don't even know what that means. I've never like done a Hymen up, like I've never done it up. Oh like taken one? Yeah. That's what you're referencing? I've never done that. Oh okay. I mean. No plans, no plans. That's not what I'm trying to say.

I'm not trying to say that. I'm like no plans of doing that. No plans. But I'm just saying. But like. Hymen's. Is it is it like a dental dam? How do you picture it looks? I don't know and I have no desire to find out. I'll be very honest with you. But let's have a discussion. I think it's just more like a like a... Is it a blockade? I don't know. I think it's like a metaphorical flower. Like is it actually there? Okay, flower is wrong. You know what I mean? Like it's like it's like the border. Is the border actually there? Between states. That's like the border. Is the border actually there? Between states. That's what I meant.

Like borders between states. I know like the North and South border. I was like, yeah, there's a border. I know. I know you worked real hard to get it built. All right. I, that's enough.

I'm just saying like, like all these lines, who the hell figures out these lines and states by the way You know what I mean where they're just like bro also like you ever look at Oklahoma What the fuck is that that little handle a little some some shit happens there? I don't know what the hell happened. Yeah, who the fuck like who lives in the cigar. It looks like a meat cleaver It does look like a clay one right yeah I don't trust that whole state for a couple of different reasons. One of them being whatever the hell happens there.

Yeah, why is it shaped that way? It scares me. Have you ever straddled state lines? Like, stood on it and just be like, ooooh. Like, I'm in two places at once. No, I didn't. What's that movie that did that? Oh, it was a rom-com.

I don't know. I'm big on the rom-coms. You're a rom-com in today. Um, I'm common. Romantically. Oh, what's his name? Uh something Shane something Dawson not Shane Dawson Shane Gillis West is that an actor? I don't know from back Mandy Moore. Remember the walk walk the line No, I know to remember it is okay. I was gonna say I know the movie. I just wanted to see how

Johnny cash, that's a good movie too A Walk to remember, right? A Walk to Remember is Mandy Moore and She's got stuff and then she's dying I'm pretty sure in that For the rest of the fucking world Movies from like 1998, there's no spoilers I think it's from like 2003 but you know

Close enough, but I think in that movie I could be completely wrong She like straddles both lines. Yeah Guys like stand right here Whatever fuck his name was and he's like see now you're in two places at once Because she had like a diary where she wrote like a bucket list or some shit and one of them was Be in two places at once bro. I get that it's like maybe this woman should have died sooner like Be in two places at once. How is that like on your list yeah how

fucking boring is your list that's like putting be invisible on it you know exactly yeah you know but then there is ways to be invisible you ever see people that do like the whole like they paint them into a wall and stuff like that oh that's pretty cool there's like I think he's a Japanese that's not invisible you're I mean the closest thing we'll get sure you know like there's like a Japanese artist who like stand and like someone will like someone will paint like the like trees and stuff behind them so it looks like they're a part of their it's pretty cool that is cool but Jack Nicholson how are we back

there why not what do you want to do terrifying smile okay you're gonna tell me that's not scary where is this going because you've brought came back to this smile it's a scary smile alright shit this going? Because you came back to the smile all the time. I'm just saying, it's a scary smile. All right. Oh shit, his son is in the new movie Smile, the sequel to Smile. That's where you're going. Are you like paid by this movie to plug it for something?

Because you keep coming back to the smile. I'll be on. That's getting the shit out of me. I don't like that. Especially since we're talking about a horror movie. Talking about a scary movie. No, but if Smile, I mean Smile 2, if you want to throw somebody my way, go for it.

I haven't seen the first one. I heard it was pretty good though. I didn't see it, but I did see all their like. It was with Kevin Bacon's daughter. The daughter of Bacon. Yeah, I didn't, I don't know who that is. You don't know who Kevin Bacon is? I know Kevin Bacon, obviously.

Yeah, I know the Bacon. How do you feel about Kevin Bacon? There's a guy. He's Sam Sam lot. That's him, right? Sandlot he's the oh the dad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think for a second. I was like, those were all kids I get him and the other guy mixed up who's in Mystic River Tim Robbins Robbins the guy from Shawshank

Robins. The guy from Shawshank? No. Wasn't he in Mystic River? Now I'm confused. Mystic River is the cop is what I'm talking about Not like Sean Penn. Uh I'm gonna look up not Sean Penn in Mystic River. What's his name? I can't remember but he reminds me of Kevin Bacon. Yeah, dude, Dave Boyd. Well Kevin Bacon's also in Mystic River. Oh That's Kevin Bacon. So Salah's not the right one! So wait, who are you thinking? I don't even know now! Wait wait wait wait wait wait! Oh that's Bacon!

Fuck! Who is it that I thought the dad is Kevin Bacon? No, it's some other guy who looks like Kevin Bacon. Dennis Leary! Dennis Leary! Fuck, now you're confusing me! Dennis Leary looks like Kevin Baker. Dennis Leary... He's got vibes, he's got bacon vibes. A little bit of bacon vibes. That's where I was getting... They have a little bit of bacon vibes,

we're all over the place. See, you had confused me for a while. I was just like, yeah, wait a sec, he is the dad, and then... Well, they look the same, kind of. They do kind of, a little bit. But Tim Robbins is also in Mystic River, so I was who the fuck is that Dave Boyle? Yes? Oh, okay? You really know Mystic River well. Well you remember that boy. Oh Okay, I was gonna say like yeah, that's full fucking name. What's that guy? I think Josh him Robin been Robbins Oh Shawshank. Who's the guy with the big hands? He was like you can do anything Tony Robbins That's that the big hands and big teeth big. I'm gonna tell you something

That guy that guy's Tony Robbins, bro, bro that guy will bite through an aluminum truck. I'm Legitimately I think that his you get a scary smile I think that his teeth are made out of elephant tusks and he's 10 foot tall and his hands are way too big listen Guys big and he's motivating and he does a good job I've never heard him. I've never sat there and watched it. So how do you know he's doing good? How do you know? Because he was in Shallow Howl and that was a good movie. He was, yeah It's a little bit of a problematic movie now that we look back on it. It doesn't age too well It ages like mayonnaise, but it's fine. Oh this fat pink!

Yeah, it's just like, fucking- There's no way you could love this fat large- Who the hell's gonna love this dumb, fat, fucking loser? Chill out, Jack Black. And then Jack Black's a hero of being like, I actually like her because of her pr- Yeah, it was like- Oh!

By the way, Jack Black notably not, like, the slimmest guy on the fucking right, you know? Well, that was part of the joke. Yeah, and then also Jason Alexander has a tail. He has a tail in that fuck. It's good. Yo He doesn't break a steel chair. It's a bit in it. It's a bit of a problematic movie Looking back on it right now. Like we are well aware that it is not nice But yeah, it's speaking of scary smiles Tony Robbins on there. Yeah Well, he's just has scary teeth. He's got horse teeth.

Well, we haven't been able to confirm where the, you know, the prosthetic teeth from the mask, you know, the 1994 or three, 94, smash hit my favorite movie of all time, where it went, Tony Robbins, possible, right? What? You think you'd ever be like a motivational speaker? One, no.

Two, what? You just said a whole thing about Tony Robbins. Is he in the mask? No, no, I'm saying the teeth from that movie might have been put in his mouth. What's the teeth from that movie? Oh Yeah, the teeth. Oh, okay. Come on, baby. Follow catch up We're not making a whole bunch of sense That was probably the most confusing way to get from Kevin Bacon to Tony Robbins ever. People play, I love playing that game, Six Degrees it's called. Oh, like try to get your way to, where it's like through like movies or TV, you need to like work through, you know, like connecting like six people, like two people. It's pretty fun. And like people can do it. And it's just like

the most insane people that like, you would never in a million years even think of connecting. Like I remember I did one that it was like Richard Simmons to like Ben Stiller. Richard Simmons is the workout guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just died RIP. He did die. I guess that the workouts didn't work.

Well he it worked out. I mean he's died old I think how old could he have been he looked old back then well how old was Richard Simmons I would say I'll say 78 that's not that old I mean that's a that's like the average is it I feel like he has in the 80s now no for women maybe but for men it's like some women are smarter they live longer you could. They drink a lot less scotch and cigarettes. You drinking cigarettes? No.

You drink scotch and cigarettes. I don't drink cigarettes. I've had scotch, I don't have it enough to say I do that. You know what I mean? True, yeah, not yet. There's still time, honestly. We might just turn a corner and- I feel like you are gonna get to the point

In your life where you're really gonna appreciate a recliner and you're gonna drink already there, baby Well, I'm saying like you're gonna drink scotch. You're gonna grow out like a big beard No cigars in the house. First of all, absolutely not if I start ripping cigars in the house Like we're in for trouble like Like things have gone around. I know I I've never smoked a cigar in. No, that's not true. I have smoked a cigar indoors at a cigar bar. Yeah. But like I've never like smoked a cigar in my car or like it's always been out. Oh no, that's also not true. I used to, Oh no, you're going to hate this. I used to when I was working at Target In the mornings I would I would have a friend

You would have a cigar in the morning like you're an old Italian football coach Before before his shift at Target he would sit outside with a cigar like, Yeah, I mean I would get the Cigurello's so they didn't last as long, but I would like in the car, Cause that's when I had a fucking- You were blowing them in the car? I just said that! Oh my god, wait, windows up or down? Down, babe!

Yo, you're a pig. That's pretty bad. I'm not- you know that's bad. I know! I was a pig! I am no're a pig. That's pretty bad. I'm not you know that's bad. I was a pig. I'm no longer a pig The funniest part about that is you were 24 He was 24 years old smoking cigars in the morning in his car before he shipped at Target Yeah, like piece of shit. 23, 24 I don't think it should be allowed. I think that the age limit on cigars should be at least 27. Now that I look back on it, it wasn't good.

It wasn't good. It spoke volumes of how I felt working at Target. Wow. And it was a stressful job. It was a stressful job, you know? Lot going on. So naturally, as you're on your way at six in the morning to Target 6 a.m. A

6 a.m. Cigars you do Wow, I've you know, I never really realized I worked every day from 7 to 5 I never wait what every day my shit my my every day every day Monday except so Monday 7 to 5 Tuesday was my off day I ship my, my, my. Every day. Every day. Monday to Sunday. So, Monday, seven to five. Tuesday was my off day. Wednesday. Why'd you do this? Because the way that they like, schedule the work week, it's fucking weird.

Wednesday, it was my closing shift, so I went from two until basically midnight. And then Thursday was seven to five. Friday was seven to five. And then Saturdays and Sundays mostly 7 to 5, sometimes I'd go in at 2am. Jesus. You think I was fucking lying?

They weren't those motherfuckers, Hart. I don't know how I said Hart there. Hart. Said it like fucking- Daffy Duck. Suckering Suckatash. Yeah, well that's not Daffy Duck. I don't know who that is. Actually it dappy down no it's suffering suffering suffering

suck attach that is dappy duck yeah is it the Sylvester still not oh that is so long you're right it is Sylvester the cat different fucker fucker characters their mom I thought their mom stars what are we talking about how you That's on Space Jam. Their mom, yeah that was a good one. Their mom. Stars. What were we talking about? How you were a slave to Target apparently. I didn't know that you worked every day. So the way that they did it was the work week

was Sunday to Saturday. Dude, too crazy. I don't think, y'all I barely care and I know you. I don't think that anyone cares about your Target sketch. You either got the Sunday and Tuesday off or you got the Tuesday and Saturday off So like you technically worked full weekends every other weekend. It was fucking hard. It was tough, man Dude, you know the way of course on the work on the way to work It's 6 15 6 20 in the morning time to light up just nice cohebo. You know, it was nice dude

I I remember the last time that I went to Target my Cashier I was like checking out she was super friendly like this Indian woman multiple Van Cleef necklaces and bracelets thousands of dollars each really the the fucking thousands of dollars each of them. Really? The fucking necklace is probably $10,000. The bracelet's like six. She had multiple.

How do you know they were real? Did you check them? That is fair. You had your diamond tester on? I mean, I didn't put my diamond tester on it. You didn't bring your diamond tester out. But they looked like the fucking ones. It looked like she was just like there to have fun.

A lot of people, you know, like. They're loaded, but they're like, my kids are out. I just want to get out of the house. Yeah, they want to do something and work. So like, they fucking, you know, they get after it. Good for them, honestly. But there was a woman, oh my god, I don't know if I ever told you this,

there was a woman who would come into the Target I worked at and would try to get deals. She was known, I don't- Try to get deals? I don't remember exactly what her name was, but she was like an older, like, like what you would imagine not decrepit I like gross like

White yes, but you know, there's other stuff too but like you remember how like, you know, like the like actresses and like the 50s would dress and stuff like that and You know like they would have like all scarves and they'd wear one around their arms and like it hang off the side It's like that. Like Steven Tyler. Okay, technically, yes, like Steven Tyler. Yeah. But she would like, oh, oh, oh, got it.

Look at that. She would come in and she'd be like, oh, I want this bedspread, but I only want the blankets. So just take it out. And she would like say names. Wait, what? Yeah, she'd say names of people like that manage, like, oh, this manager told bedspread, but I only want the blankets. So just take it out. And she would like say names. Wait, what? Yeah, she'd say names of people like that manager, like, oh, this manager told me it's good.

And we'd be like, no. Wait, so she wanted to buy stuff, but there was, I don't need the comforter, just take the comforter out. Literally. And deduct the price? Yeah. That's amazing. Psychotic, psychotic.

And I had to kick her out. And she would call me on the, like she'd call the store and she'd be like, I'm walking around my 10,000 square foot house screaming at the top of my lungs because of you. I've never felt this, I'm gonna call the CEO. And I'm like, fucking go ahead, call the CEO. Get me fired, do me a favor bitch.

Just target man, insane. Why do you think I was ripping fucking, you know, Romeo and Juliet's on the way to fucking? What is that? Cigars, babe, come on, where you been? Romeo, I don't know, bro. You had them several times. Romeo and Juliet's?

Yeah. I mean, I don't know. A nice dab it off in the car, just like fucking like, getting pissed listening to fucking Elvis Duran. Bro, I never knew truly how sad you were until now. It was bad, yeah, it was bad, it was bad, it was bad. That is hysterical.

I didn't do it every day, I did it a handful of times, but way more than once, which is the issue, you know what I mean? That's like me, I went to that hookah pen phase. You did, and you went through a black and mild phase. That was like four days. It was a loaded four days. And it was also on the heels of the hookah pen.

And then I was like, what am I even doing? Hookah pen is way worse than cigars. Let's just admit that. I don't even know how I got to that point. Cause I didn't even- I don't like hookah. Yeah, I've never seen you smoke a legit hookah pipe. I've smoked hookah a handful of times. You guys gotta understand something.

I don't know if anyone else has the same experience, but where we're from, there was, it was like an entire, how else? I don't know how else to explain it, but like an entire, like hookah was like a way of life for like kids when we were in high school and middle school and stuff like that. So like going out to a hookah bar was like way fucking cooler than like clubbing and shit like that. For like two years.

It was also like little fucking Morocco basically. It was that block in the story. Yeah, that shit was, there was like. There was like five hookah bars right next to each it Really and you couldn't walk or drive or anything be within that block without getting a headache because it was just Absolutely. Yeah, you're gonna smell some blueberry hookah or some shit like bro. I remember I went to a hookah bar I've been to a hookah bar a handful of times one time in particular there was a, like clearly like a 17 year old Moroccan kid that we knew

who like handed me the hookah pipe. And I was like, no thank you. And he's like, it's milk flavored. And I was like, ew, what world? Let me smoke milk. It was like a weird culty thing amongst like our friends who by the way, none of which were of Arabic descent or spoke Arabic, you know, or Indian or Moroccans because I was like, that was bad, Joey. But that was back when

those vaping things that look like fucking chargers came out. You remember those things? Oh, yeah, you were blowing fat. Oh, no, I've never put my mouth on one of those honestly, are you sure about that? Where to God you ever sober? I never did anything I've only really did the pens there were times like I've hit people's jewels before but like I was never I never bought a jewel I never liked it. Yeah, no I never I never hit a jewel because I knew from the get-go like something's evil about this shit Yeah, lo and behold I mean yeah, there's been some stuff. I mean, it's not really a really difficult call to make

Anything you're smoking is well. It was introduced as like a healthier alternative to cigarettes Technically, I think that's true, but also just bad in a different way. Yeah, you're not smoking rat poison You're smoking fucking shards of aluminum. I don't know that the ingredient list. Yeah all hearsay by the way. We don't know. We don't know this is all possible. But the jewel phase was a little crazy. Now it's all about those zins. Speaking of zins I've never done a zin before. I've never done a zin and it's funny because we were in Texas and I'm edge like yo you know like I feel so good not smoking like I think I'm gonna completely give it up like it's just like I feel like it'd be better for me I was like start with

the nicotine pouches brother like I was like the weed might be okay for you like the nicotine pouches I can almost guarantee are not yeah I don't know anything about anything so I have no idea, I don't know anything about anything, so I have no idea, but I don't need to be addicted to anything. I don't think it takes a scientist to realize that putting a pouch of concentrated nicotine into your mouth, shoving it into your gums is not good for you. Yeah, I can't. I can't do it. Sorry.

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Why not just from the whole, like from my, like from my heart, but with the bottom of my heart, what does that mean? Because what if it's from the top of your heart? You know what that mean? Why not just from the whole, like from my heart? But with the bottom of my heart, what does that mean? Because what if it's from the top of your heart? You know what I mean? But the bottom is usually like the oldest, like grossest. Yeah, but think about it. Let's think about it in terms of your dick. Let's think about it in terms of oysters. Would you eat the bottom of the barrel of oysters? Probably not. No, but no one's saying the bottom barrel of my heart. Someone is just saying like the bottom of my heart,

meaning the entirety of it. Think about it like this. I've said it again in terms of your dick. Like who's gonna want your like your tiny little dick head? You know what I mean? Nobody. They want the bottom of your dick shaft. That's what they want.

No, they want the whole thing. Exactly. So from the bottom, which means from the shaft all the way up to your tiny little fucking cock but you're not saying that I'm supposed to saying that but you can say from the from the from my feet to my head or whatever what's that bottom of my feet no one says that all the way up no one says from the bottom of my feet bottom of my heart It went all the way up think about from the bottom of my tank to the top of my tank

Let's think of it in terms of gas Like what would someone say be like I'll give you everything from the top of my tank no no you'd say the whole tank You that's what you would say. Yeah for my whole heart you could say that but that's not what people are saying people are that's my question you dumbass you're trying to make this make sense I'm trying to make it logical here it's not logical I'm trying to make it just to say from the bottom of my heart that is singling out the bottom portion and saying from the bottom but it's from there which means it had to travel all the way up unless you took it from the bottom like oh from from you know from Astoria to here you had to travel all the way up. Unless you took it from the bottom. That's like I said, oh, from, you know,

from Astoria to here, you had to travel all through all that way. Frank, you're forgetting. If someone just said- I'm not forgetting, I just don't care. No, clearly you care. You say from Astoria all the way here, but you would have to specify that.

Because if you said from here, it's from there. That's it. From the bottom of my heart, all the way through, but you would have to specify that. Because if you said, from here, it's from there, that's it. From the bottom of my heart, all the way through the top of my heart. No one says that. From the bottom of my heart to you, I love you. Like that's what that means, from the bottom. You're getting like the- No one says it like that either.

You're getting the heart reserves. That's what it means. Like from the bottom of my tank, from whatever's left over, all the way to the top, you're getting the reserves of all the love. The the leftovers and the reserves you're getting all of it. That's all of the love It's a full heart. I want a whole heart. Give me the top I want the top of the heart so you only want to skim off the top You only want that weird fucking film that's on the top of things Wow first of all

When you pour things out it goes from the top down When you pour things out, it goes from the top down. You don't go bottom up. Does it? Yeah. Or does it come under? No. Oh shit. I think it's both actually.

It funnels into both. I honestly don't even know, dude. But I think- But like how are you pouring then? Because if you're pouring using a funnel and the funnel's on the bottom, you're getting the best from the bottom. Then the top is the shit that you don't want. I actually, the reason why,

it's an expression that's a little weird to me, but there was a time that I went to this bar out on Long Island, and I think I was with Greg, and I was with Thomas, and I was like, can we get oysters? And they were like, yeah, we don't have a dozen, we only have like eight left, but we'll only charge you for six so it's the last eight that we have and we're like oh And we ordered them bro these things not good bro. They look like fucking PCL and MCL's in a fucking it was disgusting

Oh, and I was like this is not good. That's bottom of the barrel. Yeah, with fish, you don't want the bottom of the barrel because with fish and or seafood bottom of the barrel is all like dead down there. But like also when people say like, you know, bottom of the barrel, they're talking about like the worst of the whatever. No, when people are referencing is like you're scraping the bottom of the barrel, right means you're trying to get every last bit of something that's where the bottom that's bottom babe but sometimes bottom could be good I know like you always say that

you love being a bottom you said you're a power bottom you said whoa Joey you said you said thank God I'd be bottom you know what you said and you were like you know I hope someone you were like I hope someone scrapes the bottom of my barrel that doesn't sound like even something that would make a modicum of sense. You said, you said and I quote, what was the word you just used by the modicum? Modicum. Modicum. Monocum. Stop what you're doing because you're trying. Joey said and I quote like, I love being the bottom of this barrel. No. And the barrel was a guy named Darryl. So you loved being bottomed by Darryl the barrel. That's the guy you met on Fire Island, right?

Darryl the barrel who bottoms little boys named Joe. I should probably back up a little bit. A little twinks also seems a little. You, he bottoms you, is that better? This joke sucks The show sucks sucking Make the transition go say it say what you're gonna say speaking of sucking what say it Say it. It's written right there on my laptop. So just say it if that's how you're gonna make the transition

Right there say it. If that's how you're gonna make the transition. Right there. Say it. Say that. There's a lot of stuff coming out about Diddy. A lot of stuff coming out about P. Did. Yeah, listen, we don't wanna make fun of the potential alleged real life crimes. The non-criminal stuff is the stuff we're going to talk about. Well, we don't know if it's non-criminal.

It could be complicit in crimes. It could be. But like a thousand bottles of baby oil is insane. Seven hundred eighty five dildos. Oh, I thought it was like thousands. Whatever it is. Maybe it was seven hundred. More than five dildos. Yeah. Seven. I thought it was like thousands whatever maybe it was 700 more than Five dildos. Yeah seven and even five is a stretch

700 dildos 700 potentially 800 how many dildos do you think a woman has through the course of her life? for maybe When do you get them? I your first one and then your second one is like in college You're getting real gross with where that first one the timeline of that first one. Why I'm just saying when would that for like So what they get to college and then they with one and then they have another one. I don't know I think I just how much they have I don't even know when they get them I'm saying and this is I would say during a lifetime for More than that is insane. I don't even know when they get them. I'm saying and this is I would say during a lifetime for More than that is insane. I don't think it's insane

More than four you're not gonna have four at the same time Yeah, but I'm saying more than four dildies in your whole life. That's wild, dude These things are built to last Dura last I don't yeah, but it's not about building to last the technology changes and you're like, oh this one grabs the back Yeah, but you know sometimes a good old-fashioned dildo does the trick like you don't need to not for me personally Yeah, no, I think I honestly think it's probably closer to like Six insane anything over four. I think is crazy, dude. I Don't think it's crazy, but you know what, we're not taking into account

varietals, you know, and stuff like that. That's what I mean. So like, what is considered a dildo? Oh, oh, oh, I'll, okay, so we'll go dills and vibes and vibes as well. That's good old vibes, good old fashioned vibes. Six or seven between the dills and the vibes. All right, I'll say that yeah as a as a collective

Experience a deal vibe of a vibe bill. Yeah. Yeah, I think six or seven is okay. Yeah 700 700 is like a lot. That's enough for a hundred women in a lifetime. That's right. That's crazy. And also Have you ever in your life and be honest with me here? Okay. have you ever in your life, and be honest with me here. Okay. Have you ever in your life purchased one bottle of baby oil? I don't know, I don't think so.

You don't think so, right? No. Not a single one. I don't oil myself up. I don't even know what baby oil is used for. I'm sure people use it for like massages I know but I know but it's called baby oil So I'm assuming it's like because babies get like they get really bad they get they get a dry skin and eczema

Yeah, like that. Oh shit. I didn't even think of that So I figured that's why like you got to like fucking oil the baby up because he's they're always like yeah He's his nephew's they have eczema. Well, their skin comes out very, you know, it's very fresh. Dude, a baby's skin is so like, it's like, almost, it feels like a caterpillar. It does, yes, yes, yes, yes. You know what I mean? It's like a little soft and like hairy. Yeah, there's a lot of peach fuzz on that shit.

And it's like, what is this? Yeah, so I can see what, but like... A thousand? A thousand's crazy. A thousand, dude? What is baby oil made of? Is it edible oil? But like... A thousand? A thousand's crazy. A thousand, dude? What is baby oil made of?

Is it edible oil? Edible? Like olive oil or vegetable oil or... It's not petri- It's not vegetable oil? I don't know. But then it would be organic. What is baby- I think it's made out of babies. Joey.

I've had better jokes. My- my- it won't open. So I think that we're just gonna have to- there it goes. What is baby oil made of? What is it? First thing it says here is mayonnaise. Get the fuck out of here, Joey. I'm making that up, it hasn't even loaded yet. Okay.

I don't know what's going on with my compute. Oh, here we go. It's mainly made of mineral oil, which is colorless, odorless, and tasteless hydrocarbon refined from petroleum. Oh, holy shit, it was petrol. Okay. So a thousand bottles is basically, you can use that as gasoline it sounds like.

I mean I don't think you could use it as gasoline. I just and you saw his lawyer was just like he has a thousand bottles of baby oil because he buys them in bulk. How big are the crates? Also 1000. How big are the crates? Also. 1000? I have bought from someone who regularly shops at Costco. I've bought things in bulk. The amount of items you need to buy

to get that much bulk is crazy. Like think about it, like bulk in like eggs from Costco, you can get like maybe like 120 as a package so then you need to buy ten of those packages like that's crazy I think that he's robbing trucks I think that is a thousand where would you even fucking put that I mean it's it's diddy I presume he has an abundance of space, but then you have to dedicate a whole fucking room to just baby oil I mean if you think about it in terms of storage, let's look at a bookshelf, okay a Bookshelf if you can have a bookshelf that holds five bottles deep

20 bottles Across that's a hundred bottles a shelf. So now you just need ten shelves. That's a ton Bottles deep, 20 bottles across, that's 100 bottles a shelf. So now you just need 10 shelves. That's a ton, Frank. I know, but I'm just, I'm thinking out loud here, babe. I'm trying to think, if I were to buy a thousand bottles of baby oil.

I don't think you could do a five deep shelf. That's a deep shelf. Frank, when was the last time you looked at a fucking baby oil bottle? One, two, three, four, five. Alright, so maybe... But like they make deep shelves, I assume you could also get like custom made shelves if you're Mr. Mr. Combs.

I used his government there. But, that's a lot, dude. Way too much, way too much baby oil. It also doesn't help him with all the other stories that have come out. I am ready to say that if you have a thousand bottles of baby oil, I don't know whether the things he's accused of are true or not, but I know that that is definitely an indication

that there is something going on. Oh yeah. You don't get to have a thousand bottles of baby oil. Obviously we're gonna let the criminal justice system do its job Before we make any comments on the alleged crimes But something is going on with all that baby oil Something's going on with a lot of fucking baby oil No one has that

Like if you walked into a house and they had a thousand of anything You're up to something You're up to something You're up to something Yeah and it's not good either. Like, it's just, you're curious. I mean. Unless he's trying to build

the world's biggest slip and slide. But then you wouldn't get them in individual bottles, babe. You would get them like delivered in like vats or hoses. Frank, I don't know that. Hoses? I imagine you can. You can't buy a hose filled with something. I imagine if you have a certain amount of money and or power, you can contact.

You back up a truck. Let's say Johnson and Johnson, because those are the baby oil people, right? Yeah. And you say, I need you to show up with a vat of baby oil. I need to hook show up with a vat of baby oil. I need to hook up a hose to it and I need to be able to spray it out of this hose. They'll say here's the cost, we'll make it work for you.

Money talks. Sounds like you went down this road before. I haven't been down that slippery slope. I am just saying that I imagine. Have you ever slid on baby oil? I swear in my life, I don't think I've ever been in contact with baby oil knowingly. Knowingly.

Like if it is- You've never had baby oil around? You don't have baby- Not that I know of. We've never had it for the kids. Really? Never. No eczema?

They did have, yes, they did. So how do you- We had this other, it was like CMOS lotion and like, you know, there's a cheap plug here I guess, CeraVe, you know, they were there, we used them a lot, they helped out a ton. But no oils. You know, La Roche helped out a lot too, I gotta say.

I think baby oil also like ruins your clothes. Well yeah, if you get baby oil on your clothes, I imagine your clothes, like if you get any oil on your clothes, I imagine your clothes like you got any oil on your clothes, your clothes are fucked. Yeah, but then you can do the trick that I taught you just just the whole thing and just soak the whole shirt. It's gonna be a darker color but I mean it's okay. Yeah, I'm not worried about it. Yeah, but have you been around like knowingly been around baby oil? Yeah, I've

like put baby oil on my hands before. I don't know. No, you know know no, I'm not like fisting people. That's not why are you putting baby oil on your hands? It's not like it's lotion. I mean baby oil. I was just curious. I've never like touched baby oil. So I was like, let me just oh You remember in my Josh fucking baby oil his old body Josh did baby oil his body I think that's what I did that that might have been what I did it too because he... So you did do it! Yes I did. Yeah. I forgot! Now I remember and I'm admitting it! Suspicious.

It's not suspicious. I put it and I rubbed down his back. As a bro. You rubbed baby oil over Josh's back? I believe the top of his back. I think everything else he had done himself. You rate... Why were you doing this though? You put baby oil on the top of his back from the bottom

of your heart. I don't even know what to say about that. Were you jerking off a baby oil? No I've never done that. If you jerk off with baby oil you would rip the skin off your dick. I imagine like the fucking I don't know if you can jerk off you might be too slick. Yeah you would would go. What do you even feel it? It's very slippery. Is it? I can't, I honestly cannot remember for the life of me. I feel like I remember someone like setting up a slip and slide and then putting a little

bit on it. It may have been in Connecticut, honestly. I remember every time we've done a slip and slide at Connecticut, it was always soap and water. Yeah, I don't know. It was always soap and water. We had, I remember the one we did for beer Olympics, soap and water.

But I don't remember baby oil. Baby oil, we'd fly, fuck, and we'd skid across the lake like we were, you know, a skipping stone. Right. A skipping stone. Glad I found that one there. Yeah, yeah, fucking, we do have some sponsors left here. The first one being, hello,

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You know, I know that you had brought up something that there are people in this world that suddenly believe that they're real life zombies or something like that. Yeah. Yep. We'll see you guys next time. No, I was looking, so apparently,

whether it be last week or this week, it was zombie week. What, like national pancake? I think. What the fuck? It's like shark, it was it was zombie week We're like national pancake Like shark week and now it was national one-hit wonder day. Did you see this? We have to stop We've gotten out of control. Although the basement yard boys. We would love a day just our own That's a little crazy. You don't think so bro pancakes that deserves a holiday the basement yard Let's get some a lot of people believe that we are up there with pancakes. We are in the same stratosphere as pancakes Anyone who puts this podcast above pancakes is not a friend of mine Pancakes is not even the best of those like, you know savory breakfast, you know, like meals waffles are better than pancakes

Waffles are. We agreed on that. Belgian Belgian. I'm cool Yeah Hell yeah, I'm cool. I'm cool with that. Belgian, Belgian? I'm cool. Yeah. Hell yeah, I'm cool with that. I like those. I don't like when they put fucking powdered sugar on my shit. I don't fuck with powdered sugar. We agree though, the French toast.

I love French toast. That's up there, baby. You fuck with powdered sugar? I don't mind it. A little dusting. I don't want this thing to come out looking like fucking Tony Montana. You know what I'm talking about? I don't want this thing to come out looking like fucking Tony Montana. You know what I'm talking about?

I don't like it. It makes me choke. Why? Because it's like dust. I like eat it and then I inhale it. It's on my fucking uvula. And I'm like, trying to eat a fucking piece of French toast.

I eat like a normal human being. So I don't like when I put food in my mouth go. Yeah, I'm not doing that either. Apparently you are. If you're inhaling, just fucking put it in your mouth and chew. I wanna hit you as hard as I can. How hard?

Because you know what I'm talking about. How hard, how hard, how hard, bitch, how hard? You've never aspirated eating something or choked. You're pulling out aspirated here, huh, while wearing a windbreaker, that's what you're doing? That's a crazy thing to say. That's what you're doing? What'd you say before, a mundily, mundily, mundily,

what'd you say? You said a crazy word before. It didn't, you can't remember so it didn't happen. It did happen. It didn't happen. It didn't. Anyone remember it? Didn't think so, bitch.

Do you remember it? No one in here. Yeah, exactly. So you have no one to support your fucking theory. But yeah, apparently like, yeah. Then it was like one hit wonder day. Okay. So I just saw a bunch of people posting somebody I used to know by gote What happened to that guy who cares? That song is a fucking hit baby. I actually hated it when it came out

Well, of course you did because you were counterculture No, first of all What are you speaking to the mirror right now? Because that is you you refused to watch fucking Jersey Shore because you were like Everyone likes this. I'm not doing it. I Just didn't like the song I didn't I just you know what it was the radio beat the shit out of it Duh anytime something is a fucking even small they've ruined it who you were listening to the radio in 2013 Joey I was in cars. Oh, okay. That makes sense, but that remember that and call me

Maybe we're out the exact same time. You know what? That's a song that the radio beat the fuck out of and I still liked it. It's still a good song. It's just so like wholesome and sweet and fun. Yeah. You know, I will say this though. Uh, somebody I used to know is a fucking absolute banger. It is. I love it now. Any other one hit wonders you could think of? Turn Me On by Kevin Little. Oh yeah. We heard that. Oh yeah. Be careful with the accent here. That's what the guy says.

I don't know, I don't know. We did hear that. At the San Gennaro feast. Yeah, we're like, this isn't Italian. The last place we expect, I expect to hear, you know, like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Hey.

Not fucking Turn Me On by Kevin Little. Yeah. God. The Rick Roll song, what's it called? Let me hold you. Rick, oh, Rick. Hey Not fucking turn me on by Kevin little. Yeah god Rick the Rick roll song. What's it called? Rick oh Rick never gonna give you up. Yeah, I guess yeah, that's a great song to let you down I did not expect the guy to look like that. Yeah to look like a white ginger Yeah, like I was just I was expecting like I don't know. What were you expecting? I'm gonna give you up. I was expecting like a someone a little more burly like like Rob Robin Thicke's dad Alan Thicke, you know, I don't know what that looks like, you know who he is. He's like, yeah

You don't agree I don't know what Alan Thicke looks like, you know what Alan Thicke looks like No, I don't Alan But like the dude Rick Astley has such like a deep voice that I thought he'd be a little more burly This is what I expected him to look like right? That's Robin. Thicke's dad. Yeah, of course Is he an actor? Yeah What was he in? I think he was punky Brewster. Maybe he wasn't punky Brewster punky Brewster. It was like a show from the 80s Let me I'll tell you right now. He's been in stuff growing pains. Okay

Brewster? It was like a show from the 80s. I'll tell you right now. He's been in stuff. Growing Pains, okay. Just like a bunch of random shit. Any movies? Oh wait, that's for the music department. Movies.

I've made a mistake asking this. I'm realizing it now. He was in the Fuller House Show. This Is Us. Never mind. He was in... I don't know him. I don't care.

Not a lot of stuff that you would have seen, honestly. It's fine. Alan Fick. You know, that's who I expected to sing that. Just like a, yeah. Yeah. Just like a cool... There's a cool guy. Yeah, and then you see this guy in the music video. Never gonna give you up!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Never gonna let you down! That song fucking is great, still. I still love that slap Trying to think of other like one hit wonder MC Hammer, baby MC Hammer was by definition a one-hit wonder I think like he had another song after that but then lost all of his money I'm just gonna Google one hit wonders. We'll kind of like just rain ice ice, baby It was vanilla vanilla ice a one-hit wonder. Um, I don't think so Did would you believe me if I told you what about the I'm too sexy for my right said Fred

I think that's yeah Alright, let's get a list of one hit wonders. Hit me out Said hit me out. Mm-hmm. So two thousands we have Oh Eiffel 65 I'm blue Oh, Eiffel 65. I'm blue, LED, da da da da. Why do you say, oh, like, of course, like everyone knows Eiffel 65.

Well, yeah, I mean. Okay, oh, the Barbie Girl song. I'm a Barbie Girl. Okay, where does Filter take a picture? Take a picture? Yeah, by Filter. Who the hell is that? I don't know.

Why don't you take a picture, zombies. Macy Gray is on this? Damn, Macy Gray is kind of a one hit wonder. She had that one hit. I try to walk away in Acho. I try to walk away in Istanbul. Oh, I try to hide it, it's there. My world crumbles when you are not here.

The only other thing that- Goodbye in a show Whoa The only other thing I remember Maisie Gray for is she sang the theme song to As Told by Ginger You remember that show? Yes! That song How does it go?

Someone once told me the grass is much greener On the other side on the other side Yeah, that's a good one too. That's a good song. I do like that. That show sucked though Teenage dirtbag is on here. There's no way that band had one hit wonder. Who did that? I'm just a Teenage dirtbag baby Weedus. I mean I couldn't name you a single other we dis song. Yeah The Baja men who let the dog. Yeah, I mean they did have some other songs who let the dogs out Yo, they had some other songs they did I think I had that album would you believe me if I told you I had their album?

You have the Bahaman album? They had another I think they did like a cover of like The Lion Sleeps Tonight you know where it's just like Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Oh S Club 7's on here. That's a disrespect. That's disrespectful to my S Club 7? Joey would be very upset that he heard that. I never had a dream come true

Till the day that I had you Something of a sad and happy That I've been waiting for You'll always be my baby You said it was a Yo, you know what song I heard the other day and I almost lost my mind cuz I forgot it existed what incomplete by the Backstreet Boys How's it go? That's a good one I like that Any other one who wonders that are worth noting? There's one that I really like you oh fuck! That's a good one, I like that. Any other one hit wonders that are worth noting?

There's one that I really like, you're not going to know. It's called Right Now by SR-71. It's like a little rock song that's really good. My Baby by Romeo? I don't know that one. Flavor of the Week. American Hi-Fi is not a one hit wonder. I wouldn't even be able to tell you either a song.

She's just a Week who did the song? Alien Ant Farms on air what the fuck courseers is here that disrespect that is crazy that's what that's our pretty world Jimmy world the middle was that was it that is the song performed the night before we did in Houston yeah damn we have still all the things she said by tattoo you remember that oh hell. Yeah, that was a big There are lesbians I know I just said it was a big song for lesbians

No when I was younger, and I was like holy shit lesbians like I had to tune in because I was like I just want to hear the lesbian song. I just wanted to see the lesbian. That was their anthem. I had never seen a lesbian. And I was like, this is my first lesbian. That you knew of. So I turned on TRL and I was like,

the lesbians are out there. Well, I remember in 2003 or 2002, WWE had, Eric Bischoff was bringing out lesbians. You don't remember this? Yeah, HLA. HLA? He was like, we're gonna have some hot lesbian action. Yeah.

And I was like fucking glued to the TV and then three minute warning came out and ruined the whole thing for me. I could have seen lesbians on the TV and way to go Eric Bischoff. Fuck it by Iman. Disrespect but I fully... But what I say, you throw me shit now. You used your boy song on the bomb in there. Who Bestanked the Reason? Definitely won't

hit on her. I've never heard another song by her. Obviously. I fully admit that. Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet? That's a great song also yeah. That was a great song also. Yeah That was a big karaoke song for me for a while I said one two three take your hand to come with me because it looks so fine And I really want to make my pen pen pen pen pen pen pen They also have uh What's the song I just missed it Oh?

Collide by Howie Day that song is so Somehow fine You and I collide I remember that one. Love that. James Blunt, You're Beautiful. I- yo, no, first of all this is disrespect because fucking James Blunt

Fuckin' that bitch. You're beautiful It's true Am I James- Joey is the love child of the Bahaman and James blood Yo, goodbye my lover bro, I could legit Did I disappoint you or let you down god damn should I be feeling guilty Daniel powder bad day, bro. this was my favorite song Cause she had a bad day, taking her time, singing that song and turning around

Don't care about that song Love that song, me and Davino loved that song Yeah that's not a flex honestly Chameleon air, Ryden Hell yeah and he cashed out and he's now doing well for himself We should have invited Chameleon air to our Houston show We should have done that but I will say this and I'm not trying to be disrespectful But the guy looks exactly like you guessed it a gecko. Come on

He looks like a gecko he does look like a gecko he does he does I will say this though no disrespect to mr. Millionaire The the Papoose version the the remix is a little bit better. I've said it a day. Papoose, Papoose, that's who, that's who, that's who, that's who. I love when you do that. It's so good. Oh yeah?

Bro. I think, you know what's funny? Lips of an angel. It's certainly not a hear your voice, saying my name, it sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel I don't know the rest, yeah Something about you, it makes me weak

Late at night, really hard to say goodbye Never go, you make it hard to be faithful Wait wait, bro. You don't know what that song is about. Is he cheating on his wife, bro? The song begins with honey. Why you're calling me So she's not his wife. Who's saying that who's saying that hinder fuck you. Mr. Hinder Yeah, she's not your wife, you bastard. You two-timing bitch. Lips of an angel is crazy.

That's means for sucking. Jibs, chain hang low. That was my ringtone. Beep, beep, beep. That was my ringtone. Does your chain hang low? Does it wobble to the flow? Rich Boy Throw Some Ds.

Remix is crazy. crazy remix go so goddamn hard It's unbelievable. Did it bitch. No, I mean that you're talking the Wayne freestyle I'm talking the Andre 3000 with Kanye's on that too, right? Andre Kanye got stacks y'all already know that yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. What else we got on here? I don't know I I honestly just want to make a music talk with the I love I love college by Asher Roth All right, what else we got on here? I don't know I Honestly, just welcome back to music talk with I love I love college by Asher Roth Oh my god, that was that was crazy cuz that's when we were going away to that's when one of us were going away to college and

Every party was just like play. I love college and every person there was just like I love college. I love drinking Did you guys do the Sammy Adams version? I hate college but love all the parties. Remember Sammy Adams, bro? Speaking of no hit wonders, Sammy Adams. No, Sammy Adams had like a couple of college bangers. There's another song, I forget the name of it right now, but he had a moment. I was about to disrespect Mike Posner, but he had a couple hits

The pose yeah, dude. Oh you guys boys. No, I wish seems like a really nice guy He walked the whole country Did he yeah, dude? He walked across the country why just make music Mike Posner? No one wants to see you walk. They want to hear you make some fucking bops. No, he's a But I think you're coolin' in me. Yeah. People always send me that picture, like that album cover, and they're like, this looks just like you.

Yeah, well, you're getting that, people are getting out of hand with that one. Yeah, well, when I had the buzz cut, I looked like- Yo, someone posted a picture recently of Travis Kelce, and it legit looks like you. Jeez. That's not really a good thing, I think. Travis Kelce's a good-looking dude.

He's older than me good thing. I think I'm still a good-looking dude. He's older than me Travis Kelsey he's maybe a couple years older. Yeah, he might be a couple like actually not like he's in his 50s You're saying that like he's older. He's also fucking Dating the biggest star on the planet biggest star All right, well there you have it folks. Don't you dare. There you have it folks.

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