The Basement Yard - #482 - We're Going To Space Camp

Episode Date: December 23, 2024

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You have the floor is yours. I have to be honest I Over the weddings I've been to over the last several years I haven't heard that me neither But I wonder and I'm sure someone in the comments is gonna let us know the story like I Wonder if there people have actually objected and not for like a stupid reason You know like I object I love you know like a joke like you got it Like a legit like no like I don't think this should go through I I mean see I don't I don't want this to happen at a wedding that I'd actually be at I

Do but like but like I don't want that to happen to anyone that I know unless it's like a very Fringe friend I mean, but then you're not going to go in breaks, but then you're not going to their wedding though I'm definitely not you're not going I how about this how about this yes? You know I've been really stressing how business minded I've been lately What if? It's a service That you can hire someone to object at your wedding if you don't want to go through with it, but you just Like say like you and I are getting married, and I don't want to go through with it, but you just you're Like say like you and I are getting married and I don't want to marry you yeah, right fucking yeah

Bitch you'd want to marry the shit out of me. Yeah, you'd be over there being like oh, no I have to hire a service get the fuck out of here. No, no, no, you're wrong Don't fucking start me. Yeah, I fucking now. Which road? The road of anger. Yeah. Anger road. Anger road, rocky road. Rocky road. Overrated ice cream by the way, sorry, move forward.

Yeah, no, we'll get back to that, but you're right. And like you can hire them as a service and they'll just show up to your wedding and object. And you should be like, well, they objected. We need to take a break. Hold on, everyone chill. We need to, you know what? You bring up some really valid points. Yeah, yeah, and then just more just like I'm so distracted I can't right now that could be and we could they can call them the wedding crashers

You probably want some like trademark We're okay. We're okay. Yeah, tell me that doesn't sound like good idea There's something out there, right you could just also not go through with your wedding if you're not feeling it Yeah, but also sometimes people have like confrontation anxiety and stuff like that. So instead of just being that Person in the relationship you can just say like you know what you make some really great points random person I've never seen until right now how were you nervous on your wedding day? No, not about like mary i'm being like just like oh, I mean It was all backwards with with us. We had a really beautiful like little wedding in the backyard

but like I and becca and I have talked about this she was like So tell me like were you nervous when you were going to propose? I was like no and she's like She wanted you to be Be excited you're like no I was good it was fine I said that I explained to her and and I and I personally feel this I know everyone's different But I was just like I didn't feel nervous because there was no part of me that didn't Know that I wanted to spend the rice the rest of my life with you like then the rice it's been the rice of

my life with you right you know share your rice there was no part of me that was just like oh man like do you want to do this because like that's in my head that's what I equate nerves to like I have nerves about something if I'm unsure if I want to do something or I'm unsure of the outcome. It's yeah, I mean I Also getting like proposing and being not like 1 million percent sure is Crazy work. Well, I don't know how anyone does stuff Well, some people do it because they think like this will save everything, you know Like dude one of the dumbest I one of the dumbest things I could even conjure up right guys Well, I think what I think Beck is talking about,

it's not like a nervous of like, oh, I'm scared to do this, or I'm like nervous, I don't know what to say type of thing, but just like, like a, like a, like a. Like a giddy, like a butterfly. Yeah. I was, I mean, I was excited. Like before shows, I get like nervous,

like I'm like, ooh. Oh, but I don't get nervous. See, that's the difference is I don't, I don't believe those two things are like one in the same. I don't think those are nerves. I think that's like an anticipation. Yeah. It's like an anxious, what am I doing here? I don't believe those two things are like one in the same. I don't think those are nerves. I think that's like an anticipation. Yeah. It's like an angst.

What am I doing here? I don't know. Honestly, you're Goku, you're Goku in that shit up right there. I'm going. Just gotta, just gotta move on like that. No, I don't equate those things to nerves. Cause I also get that before the show. But like my mentality before the show is just like,

I have no reason to be nervous because it's like, the show. But like my mentality before the show is just like, I have no reason to be nervous because it's like the show is about to start. So like, what am I going to be nervous about? I just want it to be here already so I can do the thing that we enjoy doing. Same thing with proposing and marrying Becca is like, I don't believe it as nerves because I, as an individual, I'm nervous about things that I'm uncertain of or if I don't know like like the the future is clouded like I don't know what's going to happen or you don't know where the bathrooms are yeah that hey oh my god god can't have that I gotta say we did a shoot recently and

someone it's poorly explained where the bathrooms were and I panicked for a minute okay also I went to the bathroom during that shoot and they gave me the same directions and I walked out and then luckily I saw it immediately. The rooftop. I was like, that is so not the directions I would have given. He said, make a left at produce.

The whole store was produce, guys. The whole place that we were at was produce. But yeah, so I see that as anticipation. But I do, I know there are people out there that have nerves like, oh my God, what is gonna happen if we get married? And then they can hire us for a flat fee of $1,000. Plus travel and lodging.

Lodging, yes. Yeah, you know? Yeah, yeah. And then we can say- Are you saying we, like, we're gonna go do that? Well, no man is an island. That is one of the rules of wedding crashing. Okay. Remember that poster that we all had when we were douchebag kids?

I didn't have it. I- Probably did. No, I don't think I did. I know one of our- Did you have a poster in your college dorm of a girl? No, no, no, no. You would have, honestly, it was the other end of the spectrum of all my posters, so-

Yeah, it was probably like Derek Jeter. No, no, no, no. I can remember my posters very, very clearly. Go slow. Give me one of them. I'll give you three. Okay. Okay.

Go slow. Okay. Okay. Go slow. Okay. One was a Batman comic book cover. Frank, you had a poster in your college door room. Of a Batman poster. That's awesome. That's amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, what was the other one? Another one was Dexter Morgan putting his glove on. So just so we're all on the same page! Just so we're all on the same page! The girl bending over and grabbing beer, or like, holding two beer steins with her fucking cleavage out, saying, like, I'll have two of those. Those were not on my wall. It was Batman and Dexter Morgan from the show Dexter.

Wait, what was the third one? Also, you don't have to say this because I already know that your personal sports jerseys were stapled into the wall. Oh, they were pinned into the wall. Pinned to the wall, I'm sorry. But his own jerseys were hung up like a hall of fame. I put my own jerseys in the hall of fame. You probably had some newspapers of the Yankees up there. No, no, no, no, no. That was just in your bedroom at home then. That was just, yeah, that was just one entire wall of my bedroom at home. And your Don Quixote posters. Those were cool. I like those. Yes, yes. And

then the other one was, I think I've told you this, was a big one it was my first year I can't remember the other years, but it was Pulp fiction it was Thurman no no It would make sense if it was a woman What was it it was fucking John Jamal to Samuel Jackson holding the gun at the guy? Shoot did he look like a bitch yeah exactly, exactly. So, oh man, that was, you know, it's awesome. My, my, cause you only saw my room like three or four times. Yeah.

Uh, it was very college dorm. Like, you know, like I had like two bowls and three forks that I stole from like the on campus dining. There you go. And it's all right. It's all good. Um, I have to ask you something seriously here. This is not a joke. Oh Someone made a comment to me and I need your help. I think I know I think you are more in

You're more fingering the pulse in terms of like trends and What's so funny? Fingering the pulse again, where is that not what it is? No, we've gone over this but it's it's finger on the pulse Okay, whatever. Yeah fingering whoever's getting fingered, right? Are skinny jeans really out of style? Yeah Yeah It's time friend. I wore skinny jeans yesterday Yeah, and someone said to me like hey, don't let anyone tell you skinny jeans are out of style.

And you burst out laughing. It's very funny. Well, the reason why is because before you had your phone in your pocket and I could see the cameras of your phone through your jeans. So I was like, dude, we're gonna have to size up a little bit.

I like form-fitting clothing. I think it really, like it's- You could still have a- It accentuates my thunder. And your yeah yeah stormy over there. Hell yeah it's a fucking damn right bitch cloudy thunderstorm over here. Yeah. Here we go I'll thunderclap it all day. Jesus Christ. Yeah it's got a little. Thunderclap is wild stuff. But are they really added like. Yeah they are. So what's in style for pants? The baggier sort of thing but But you don't have to go baggy.

I don't like baggy though, dude. I don't mind it at times. You're like, I like, like you're a little baggy. They're not baggy. Oh my. Maybe a little bit. They're a little baggy, a little bootcutty. Bootcutty?

Yeah, bootcutty baggy. Well like, I can't do like a bell bottom. Like a wide. I look like an idiot. I just got rid of jeans that I realized were bell bottoms after having them for several years Did you wear them? Yeah, I didn't see that I wore them. You know, you know, what's funny is I wore them When we went to Austin, Texas for my bachelor party There's a picture of me and you sitting in a chair you wore them then and I didn't realize and one of our friends commented

I don't like this Frank you wearing bell That's great And I didn't realize and one of our friends commented on it like this Frankie wearing belt Let's get rid of them soon, you know figure it out. Oh, anyway, there was this thing I wanted to talk talk about I just found it on Twitter literally before we started recording And it's the Department of Air Force. I mind you. I wait the Department of Air Force. So the Air Force Yeah, the Department of the Air Force sent out a letter and I don't know if this is real, but we're gonna assume it is because ha ha he he. Ha ha's and he he's, baby.

But it says like, it's been brought to leadership's attention that some individuals are using language that is inappropriate in the work environment, blah, blah, blah. Basically, they made a list and it says, leadership does, however, realize the importance of open, honest communication between members. With this in mind,

leadership has compiled the following substitution list. Wait, oh, so basically what they're saying is that like people are using words that people are complaining about. So here, instead of those, use these. Yeah, so they have the old phrase and then the new phrase that they want you to use. Oh, yes. Yeah, so.

Give me, just give me that. I'm gonna let you come up with something new maybe. Maybe you line up. Oh, give me that, yeah, okay. And if you to use. Oh, yes. Yeah, so- Give me, just give me the- I'm gonna let you come up with something new, maybe. Maybe you line up. Oh, give me the, yeah, okay. And if you do get some, right, then you know that you're on the same wavelength as someone who works over at the Air Force. As the Air Force, yes.

Honestly, when people think of bravery, they think of the Air Force and me. Right. Yeah. Uh, the first one just says, no fucking way. That's the old one. No fu- come on, that's a good one. Yeah, but they want a new phrase. Like, so it's like a polite way to say, no fucking way. That's the old one. No fu- come on, that's a good one. Yeah, but they want a new phrase. So what's a polite way to say, no fucking way?

No fucking way, like, go on, giddy up. I think you're misunderstanding the game. I'm going to be real bad at this. You're not creating a phrase. I mean, you're not necessarily creating a phrase. You're like, what's the appropriate way to say, say no fucking way while you're at work? No way right? No it is It just says I'm not I'm not certain that's feasible I'm gonna tell you right now. Yeah, I'm never someone drops a feasible on me. Yeah like casual conversation

I don't like that no fucking way. I don't beat the dog shit out of them disgusting next one You've got to be shitting me. These are real good ones, Joey, especially when you're in the Air Force. I imagine you have to say this stuff all the time. You've gotta be shitting me. You've gotta be shitting me. Alright, well. What does that translate to into normal language?

Oh, so, so I would just think like you've gotta be kidding me, but clearly they want it to be like, the, uh, you know, instances that have been brought before us are at a point where they are you know seem to be humorous and making a joke or in mockery of this entire situation they just have really that's what they have then then this one really the next one is so good tell someone who gives a fuck oh that is so good I haven't said that in my life ever. And I'm gonna, I have to be honest. Tell someone who gives a fuck. Oh God, I gotta be honest with you.

The moment we like as a society, cause everything, whatever's old becomes new again. I mean, look at what happened with like vinyls. Vinyls came back in a big way. Baggy pants. When flip phones start coming back into the stratosphere, Vinyl's Vinyl's came back in a big way baggy pants When Flip phones start coming back into the stratosphere. I am gonna fucking just Emotionally charged hang up on people all the time even in the middle of like a kind

Beautiful conversation they're getting a tell someone that gives a fuck bang Slamming it God we need to bring back payphones so I could flip out and one and slam the fucking I We've already spoken about the fact that we are in transition into a new studio should we get a payphone you told me well sure But also you also told me that an all a relic of episodes past might be coming back maybe People might be excited about that. That thing is gonna get beaten into oblivion if it does. I'll take that. Tell someone who gives a fuck translates to

perhaps you should check in with whoever. Whoever the fuck cares. Then ask me if I give a fuck. Which translates to of course I'm concerned. I'm concerned. Wait, ask me if I give a fuck. Ask me if I give a fuck? But that doesn't line up. Of course I'm concerned, that'm concerned. Wait, ask me if I give a fuck. Ask me if I give a fuck? What that mean? But no, but that doesn't line up. Of course I'm concerned. That doesn't

make sense. Of course I'm concerned is like confirming that you're upset about something or ask me if I give a fuck. You're basically saying I don't care. That doesn't make sense. When did the Air Force become no fun? This one just says fuck it, it won't work. And then it says, I'm not certain we can implement this. Yo, there is someone, I hope this is real. Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner? I'll try to schedule that. Oh god. I gotta say.

This one just says, eat shit. Each shit turns into, you don't say. That's not what those two things mean, Mr. Air Force. Next one, eat shit and die. You don't say, please kill yourself. It just says, excuse me. Then it says, eat shit and die, motherfucker. Then it says, excuse me, sir.

What the fuck do they want from me? my ass fuck it. I'm on salary Shove it up your ass this job sucks. There's no way. This is real. There's absolutely no way Blow me turns into I see Blow yourself. Do you see? Blow yourself. Do you see? Blow yourself. Do you know how bad I wish? Another fucking meeting Another fucking meeting what would you do if you were a professional in the workplace and you got a memo with all this stuff on it?

Printed out and he sent to the group chat. Dude, one of my favorite moments when I worked in college was we had to do, I think I've told this story before, but just in case I'm going to tell it again, we had to do like, uh, conduct hearings where like, if people were in like an argument or something, or like someone got, you know, like written up for violating something, depending on the severity of whatever it was, we had to hand out the punishment. There was one where like it was like a full hearing and someone had to like read the text messages and the person had printed and framed the text message. And it was just like, hey, please stop. It literally to the I still have it. It like hey, please stop locking the door and the person just responded like hey Please stop being a fucking cunt

Wow, that's fire and like This serious room of someone having to read this to a room of people. This is not right. This is Have you ever called someone a cunt? I'm sure I have Sure of that? I mean, I'm sure I have a rock cunt. You've done that maybe not to their face Maybe just like oh that person's a cunt, but it feels bad Cunt is it's so sharp. You can like cut right through a conversation Really? It feels like a word that the person can hear even if they're not around it feels like in 30 years we're gonna look back at this and be like we said that you know what I mean like yeah You know like people kind of like when you shoot a gun in the air

You don't really think about it, but like it's got to come down you ever think about that Yeah, I quite people die like that all the time there have been instances mythbusters covered that in an episode We're like someone just like randomly shot in the air because it goes up and then it comes down Hard just as fast also is it true if I throw a coin off the Empire State Building like I'm gonna kill a motherfucker No, but I That one is pretty cool. Like I heard it was like if you someone throws a coin you try to catch it It'll go through your hand. I heard it will go through the top of your head and split you in half. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I was like damn that'd be kind of cool

I mean not dying obviously. Yeah, not the dying part of it Right, but I mean how has no one thrown just a bucket of coins off the top of the it is shocking that no one's done That i'm saying we got people getting shot in midtown Yeah coins off of the top of the empire state building just seems like a no-brainer, and I feel like it wouldn't be hard I Mean to throw a coin. I'm sure they have I don't want to speculate yeah guys don't do don't throw coins I'm sure there's a ton of cameras up there that people would see it immediately There's not a lot of change left in the city. You know what I mean no one has coins. I'm okay with that Me too. I am hate coins coins has coins. I'm okay with that dude. Me too. I fucking hate coins. Coins are weird

I don't even like cash. I do like multiple coins like You like shaking coins? I like shaking coins. Okay, but the minute there's just like one or two coins What's your favorite coin? Half dollar. That's a cool coin. That's a sick I still have one from like the 60s. Gold dollar, the dollar coins. Yeah, that was pretty cool Is that Harry Harriet Tubman on that one? I think it was I was gonna say Sigourney Weaver, but that's not true I think not Sigourney Weaver sojourner truth. I think no dude I'm pretty sure it's Harriet Tubman that might be yeah, we should just do it quick Sure, we should do it or or no who was the other I think it's tubs. No, no, no I think there was somebody else. I think there was somebody else and it's gonna affect me

It's gonna Golden dollar no there was the half dollar is like one of the fucking president like one of the it was RFK sacajawea. I knew it was what yeah, dude the front side of the golden dollar coin was designed by sculptor Yeah, wait, so tubs is on something dollar coin was designed by Sculptor. Yeah. Wait, so Tubbs is on something. I don't think Tubbs is on anything. What? Dude, an original from year 2000, I remember this, like pre-owned on eBay,

it was going for like $1,600. Wow. I mean, there's also other ones going for like $9, so. Someone is getting really crazy with that. Yeah, no, I knew it wasn't Wow Tubman Sackage oh, yeah You remember what she did right? She did stuff for sure and you remember nope you don't remember She was like the like the guide for Lewis and Clark ah yeah

Yeah, they were just like what is this and she was like was like, it's a rock. And they were like, got it, Saka. Thank god, Saka. Thank you, Saka. Yeah, I mean, what an interesting thing. Imagine being the first people to see the Pacific Ocean. Same as the Atlantic. I would say half dollar, quarter. Quarters are cool.

Bro, I fuck with dimes. I really fuck with dimes. cool. Bro, I fuck with dimes. I really fuck with dimes. Really? Yeah, I fuck with dimes. I don't care for that. Mad dimes. We can agree, the worst is a nickel. The wackest.

The wackest, and it's overly fat, dude. And what is that thing? Pennies I like because they're cool. But they make, they're like... Have you heard the conspiracy about pennies? No, what? Where it's like they're the only one that's not Silver because like they were mad at Abraham Lincoln for freeing the slaves and that's why he's facing another direction and shit like that. I

Don't know how true it is Pussy I don't know how true it is. But yeah possible now pennies are just like I Don't know. I'm saying whenever you have pennies. It's like they would stepped on they're all fucked up yeah a penny to me is basically just like a pigeon you know what I mean like they're useless they're rats but I will say rats I will say a fresh penny is up there cuz they're shiny as fuck not only are they shiny as hell but like they're just like this isn't a real like this is like where did this come from? Yeah. You ever think about that?

Like, yeah, where do we get this? Who just like puts fresh pennies out there and they're just like, oh, B pennies. Yeah. That doesn't make sense. Well, the federal reserve, I believe. I know, I know, but it still doesn't make sense, right? That they could just print it?

I think we can just get pennies. How many pennies are there in the world that are just not being used? That are like on the ground? Like on the ground in a ditch. Did you think I was going to have an answer to that? In the United States. I would say a whole bunch.

Okay, give me a dollar amount. Not even just pennies. Just loose change out there. Loose change? Oh, all loose change. All loose change. Bro, lots. But how much, and I'm not saying within a person's like they have it in like a water jug like your family Right, okay, or like they throw them at their son because you got a 98 on this test instead of a hundred like my parents did

Hold on. Let's let's frame this for a clip. Here we go. Bang this guy big guy. We're directing now. We're doing we you wanna Okay, Joey, do you want to ask the question? Yeah, we change on the ground I did you guys are watching it and you're watching this are watching it. You're seeing how the sausage is made. Oh, here's our sausage. Here's a sock. Hey, well You want to see some sausage look over at Joe's camera. That's enough sausage cut the Joe Okay Hey, Joey. I have a question. You're not gonna start it like that Just ask me how much much? No, seriously. How much loose change do you think there is in the United States?

That's not like in a piggy bank or like a... Just on the ground. Yeah, just on the ground in the United States. Like, maybe close to a million dollars. Get the fuck out of here! Frank, are you kidding me? A million dollars? People are walking around on the earth I'm saying no brother. No way in the US in the US. I'm saying a hundred thousand max. No way max dude Frank There's a hundred thousand I can find a hundred thousand dollars in coins in Central Park. Yeah No, no, no, no, no, no way dude a million. Do you know how many coins you need?

Lot Frank the country is fast Okay, forget about like what about dollars? What about that? I was gonna say just just the gold coins What gold coins the gold dollars? What about those if we're just doing those there needs to be a million? Oh, yeah That's not that's too much brother. I know but Frank coins pennies There's to be a hundred times a million Frank, but coins are never alone. There's not good. You're not gonna find For being just alone no one gives one cent back like maybe a quarter might be alone That's a lot of money penny give a penny, take a penny. No one does that. Who, but also why would you do that if you just need a penny?

I don't get it. And you have a penny. Nothing happens with that exchange. I think there's, I definitely think there's hundreds of thousands of dollars. I say $100,000, max $200,000. Think about the amount of, just like forget about the dollar

amount. Think of the amount of coins that need to be around. Yeah, 100 pennies in a dollar. Yeah, times a million brother, right? 100 million pennies just in the ground. Sure. No way. Frank, no way. And we're not talking like pennies from like 1901 that are like in more Valuable because they use this out no no no but does it count if like some of these pennies are like just in the soil Yes, that counts Definitely a million on a way dude Frank no way people are out there with metal detectors finding pennies and dimes and quarters all the time. Yeah at the beach

How much money do you think is in the fucking ocean? Whoa, dude, I think the beach The big I didn't think the beat there's probably tons of money at the beach the beach and like just like other stuff, too All right, United States Continental United States so now why? All right, United States continental United States, so not why? Give me Hawaii well, but but from grass to grass Fuck the ocean in the beat. Okay, okay, I Think $200,000 max. No, I think there's more. There's more. Well, what do they got up in Alaska?

They got bear meat Wolverines and bones. They don't have any change up there lying around There are society Frank. I know they are but most of them aren't that's what I'm saying who most of Alaska is no Oh, yeah, like it's probably bears dude. Yeah bears and snow probs now How much money do you think is in the ocean and I'm not just saying, now I'm not just saying like currency and tender, I'm saying like- Tender? I'm saying like-

Currency and tender. I'm saying like someone dropped like a Rolex into the ocean. Yeah, bro, there's probably so much of that. Really? Yeah. Crazy, right? Think about this, right? Yeah.

Think about how much money or how many things are left behind at? Clubs like at the end of the night they turn the lights on yeah, but think about all the shit behind valuable They're leaving behind by accident chapstick and a fucking self cell phones People like their chains may be full of their earrings like you find a lot of shit You know what I remember so clearly and You might be the only person for this story. Oh god Do you remember there was a nightclub in our neighborhood growing up called Remy? Yeah, some people may remember it some people probably don't

Most people don't 99.5% don't good There was a nightclub in a story called Remy and I always remember walking along 45th Street heading toward like 23rd Avenue from DITMARS and looking in the window and just seeing Krusty dollar bills that had fallen behind Yeah, the benches and shit that were just in the window and I always thought to myself like There's got to be like $30 in there which at the time could have bought me a week of having fun now. That's not a fucking damn thing But do you ever see those growing up? No, I don't even know you're talking about But I imagine that like that happens all the time. There's like money and shit left behind I can't I really wish that someone were to hit me up and they were just like I buried a

Ton of treasure. I want like I really want to find treasure Frank You think no one's gonna hit you up do you think treasure exists of course like and I'm not talking like we're talking about Davy Jones's locker here treasure. Well, isn't that I don't get treasure. I don't think so either Oh Steve thing. I thought that was just like the deep blue sea No, Davy Jones locker. I think it was just like a place I thought it I thought it was like like an expression of like you'll you'll drown in the ocean Well, that's probably from where you got it from which is spongebob, but Davy Jones Locker is did I tell you that when I was in Fire Island that a guy what you're right, right?

It's an expression. It's an expression referring to the bottom of the sea Regarded as the grave of those that have drowned at sea Davey Jones locker. I thought it was like a place for ghosts Well, I guess technically all right, so we're both right. No, that's not how that works, buddy I'd like Fred. What were you excited about dude in, and I don't know if I told you this, but when I was in Fire Island, we were like walking to this place, and it was so far, but because there's no cars on the island.

And I was like, bro, I just like, whatever. And this dude drives by on a golf cart, and I just like joked, and he was like, oh, you're gonna give us all a ride? And he slams on the brakes, and he's like, yeah, get on. And I was like, for real? And he's like oh you're gonna give us all a ride and he slams on the brakes and he's like yeah Get on and I was like for real and he's like yeah, so we get on this is the most I love interactions like that I can't remember what he looked like exactly, but he looked but he reminded me of You ever see the Polar Express? Unfortunately, yes, you know when the kid goes on top of the train and there's that guy who's like homeless kind of

Yes, you know when the kid goes on top of the train and there's that guy who's like homeless kind of? Vaguely yeah, right He was like that because he looked like he was covered in soot and he was driving a golf court And we were all on it And then he starts having a conversation with me And then he's telling me he pulls over at one point and he goes you see that house and I go yeah He goes underneath that house if you go all the way down, that's that's baby Jones's locker And I was like I was like what do you mean and he's like I it's there like that's where it is I gotta look and I'm like what did you ever get you ever fact-check where did I fact-check?

I thought that guy was a ghost Frank. I didn't think he was real. Honestly, you might've been talking about like, what I got. Probably. I thought it was an old fisherman ghost. It just says. He was like, there's Davy Jones' locker. And I was like, I don't even know how to take that. It just says the bottom of the seat. I mean, technically he wasn't wrong. I guess, I guess. Right?

Technically, he's like, if you go underneath this island that we're on. He literally pulled up to a specific house. He said, under this house, you go down, that's Davy Jones's locker and I was like that's kind of sick though under an island do the ads oh my god yeah we do have ads to get to here that that's gonna ruin me for like a year okay we do have ads the first one being rocket money rocket money is going to put the money back in your pocket by finding and Cancelling unwanted subscriptions. Okay, we've all done it. All right, you sign up for a free trial or you're buying something

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The ocean fucks me up. Yeah. Can you go under an island? Like swim under an island? Like swim under like maybe not Hawaii because I know that's all volcanoes and shit. But like, let's think of like an island, like the middle of the ocean, like Bora Bora. Sure. Right. Uh, okay. Is it like just like a floating Island or is it like a, you can go underneath because I'll be honest with you. Yeah.

Why we should do that. That would be cool. Okay. Two things. I mean, not me. I hate underwater. I was going to say two things. I'm never attempting.

No. Yeah. Okay. underwater I was gonna say two things I'm never attempting oh yeah okay I mean so I wanted to say that you could if you swam deep enough but that's stupid because obviously you can't swim under an island because then they'd move oh like Hawaii would like eventually crash into something I didn't think about I didn't think about so Hawaii is just connected to the crust of the earth, the mantle.

The mantle, that's it, that's it. I think it's just volcanoes, that's what Hawaii is, it's volcanoes. I think all islands are volcanoes. Ooh. I don't even know if that's true. Long Island is not a volcano, isn't it? No.

What is it? I mean, there are parts of it that certainly suck, like volcanoes do do but I don't think I think some of them are just like they broke off or like there was space in between and then it just got flooded because of the rising tides. Have you ever been on an island? Like a real island? Long Island I guess if you consider that.

It's connected to the gods. Yeah I mean no no, no, no. Technically yes, but not for the sake of this argument. I, I. Have you? Yeah, too. Well, I went to Mykonos. Oh, that's an island. You're making crazy noises over there. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. But when I went to Mykonos, that's a crazy, you've been to the two gayest islands. You've been to meek and oh so fire island Those are very well known like gay attractions. Yeah, there was nothing gay about meek and oh when I was there Fire island was certainly gay but

You should I told you when we were walking around with Pete dudes were Loving well, I was like Pete they are the kids and he is the candy store. You know what I'm saying He's like he's taking his shirt off. I'm like you know you're doing Play like he hates it he loves every second of it um but Shit oh when I went to I went to Azores in it's important. Yeah in Portugal it's such a Weird feeling and I know you especially would feel this way but like When you're looking out and you're like, you know, I'm gonna I'm on a fucking island in the middle of the ocean And I can't even do you, like when you're looking out, right?

If you get high enough and you look around you, you're like, there's just water. Nah. It's so weird. Fuck that. It really is weird. I'll tell you, on certain flights we've taken, we've gone, like whether it be like when we flew from LA to Seattle or like the times we've flown,

you know, like the one we went to Puerto Rico Mm-hmm. I can't look out the window really I can't because I see nothing but water and it fucks me up it so like you know these trips that you have done like and I know like when you went to Like you've booked your trips like to and from Europe based off like red-eye flights That's the only way I would be able to do it because I would be so terrified of seeing Nothing, dude. I saw something the oh certainly where it was just like this spot on the on the planet

You're closer to astronauts than you are to any human on the planet and I was like to astronauts than you are to any human on the planet. And I was like, that's crazy. Just get me the fuck, I couldn't, I couldn't, that concept fucking ruins me. Yeah, when I was, when we were there on the, and the island's like a normal place, like there's like, you know, whatever.

But the idea that I would like, you know, hurt my ankle or something, and it's like, I'm just on a fucking island in the middle of the ocean. That's terrifying, dude, yeah. Like in order to like get home. I'm sure if you hurt your ankle or something and it's like I'm just on a fucking island in the middle of the ocean. That's terrifying dude, yeah. Like in order to like get hold. I'm sure if you hurt your ankle Joe, I'm sure this island has some form of a medical facility. No they do, they do.

That's what I mean but in my head I just kept saying like bro I'm on a fucking island. Like if I get hurt I gotta stay on an island. But like honestly though, but like the inverse, like god forbid there was like a zombie emergency or something, that's a place you'd want to be sure because the island It's a finite amount of space. There's a very like finite amount of people on it You could kill them all if you have to jeez if they were zombies. That's what I mean Yeah, you know like how big was how big was Azores? this island specifically was

I think you can get to like the other so I think there's like a hundred thousand people who live there If you had you can get to the other side you could kill a hundred thousand zombies With enough ammo. Yeah, but not even just ammo and a good lookout point an axe and a good friend an axe Yeah, I have it in me to axe a hundred thousand people zombies I've been tired yeah I'm not saying you have to do it all in a row Joey yeah like a hundred a day holy shit dude you ever swing an axe a hundred times it's fucking hard no I haven't me neither I've swung an axe a couple times I've swung axes a couple times not a a hundred times. They scare me though. Why?

You know what I never understood about that? About like the places that exist where it's like, let's go axe throwing. There's a bar there, let's throw axes. How did no one go, maybe don't mix those. Don't mix those things. And they have a very specific way of throwing it because they don't want people to go like this and cut their own head off. We went-

You have to go like that. Yeah, we went to an axe throwing place. Yeah, I almost died that night. Oh, you were sick, right? Mad sick. Yeah. What's- yeah, okay. That was seven years apart. Yeah. I- I, uh...

Yeah, I- I wonder what the liability insurance for a fucking axe throwing bar is. It's so stupid. It's not just stupid, it's dumb. It's d- You know? It's not just stupid. But no, but there's a difference. Also dumb. There's a difference.

Like things could be stupid because like they don't realize how bad they are. Then when you're dumb it's just like you have no grasp of reality. And don't get me wrong, this is from someone that's been to an axe throwing place. Lots of fun. We had fun. And I like danger. Not a, but a little bit you like danger. That's surprising I wouldn't take you as a danger full guy. Did danger fool yeah, I mean not a ton I Mean you definitely don't like danger danger guy anymore I used to be a danger guy when I was more comfortable in the dark than I was the light yeah

You were just lying about being dangerous back then. No! You being dangerous back then. At the lake, we did stuff that was dangerous, but like, not traditionally dangerous. Hide and seek? Uh... I'm... That wasn't traditionally dangerous, it was also...

Manhunt! It was called Manhunt. Right. You know? I miss Manhunt. Oh my god. I miss called manhunt. Right. You know, I miss manhunt. Oh my God. I miss playing manhunt. Dude, copyright right now for San Aguado Studios video.

Playing manhunt? Just do a big manhunt game. And we put GoPros in all of us. Where? We could find somewhere that does like manhunt games in the, in a warehouse or something. Or let's do hide and seek in the new studio. How, okay. You see, it wasn't the beginning of this episode where you're like, you know,

I've been having really good ideas lately or something. Let's play hide and seek in the new studio. That doesn't sound fun. 33, 33, 32, two. Yo, we're gonna be 33 this year. You recently brought this up and I don't wanna talk about it again. That's so disgusting.

It is pretty gross. Did we have this conversation recently? Yes, I just said we had it. No, no, no, a different thing. I was prefacing one. But like, how, we're 32 years old, right? But I don't feel that. We just had this conversation.

Was that on the show? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Cause that was like, I'm still thinking about that. Yeah. No, like when I remember being, you know, 15 years old, this was the crux of the conversation. Being 15 and hearing someone's 33 and be like, wow, they're old.

And then it's just like, Oh, just fuck. I like in some ways feel like an 18 year old more than I knew what I believed a 33 year old was yeah You know what I mean? I also remember being younger and being like Bro that guy's like 23 like I remember saying that it was funny because like that's old We would be like I don't know if this happened in your high school but like I remember it was a thing that like there would be girls in our high school and be like 17 years old and just be like she's got a boyfriend he's in college he's 22 like whoa whoa whoa wait

a sec yeah like something up there there was definitely in my high school like sophomore girls who dated dude and it's not weren't in the school anymore and I don't know how old they were, but like, that's weird. I don't know what the legality is behind, like if you start dating at underage and then one of the people is just a couple years older. Like 18 and 17? Yeah, like say for instance, like you and your partner

start dating at 16 and you stay together and now one is 18 and the other is 17. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean mean I think in the eyes of the law that you you are doing something. I don't know. I honestly I imagine That there's some form of like Parents get involved and they're just like this. I've heard stories about that happening where parents I didn't want them to be together. We would be like, oh that girl. She's dating a college kid Oh shit, you know, and it's just like we didn't at the time we were just like, whoa.

I and now looking back like, ew. Well, I honestly definitely remember being in high school and hearing stuff like that and being like, that's so fucking weird. I dated a girl that was a year older and I was in high school and she was no longer in high school. A year is like that year I think is not like crazy. Yeah, but still, you know what I mean? Like I also knew like, okay, here we go.

Yeah. I knew one of our friends had dated a girl that was like eight years older than us. Than us? Yeah. So what, is she dead now? No, no, no, no. I feel so old.

No, maybe not eight, maybe like six or seven, but like older, like in. When they were 18? 17. Yeah. Do I know them? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. So they were dating someone who was older. And you'll remember it, bitch. You will fucking remember it. And you'll remember. Oh yeah you do. So they were dating someone who was older. And you'll remember it, bitch. You'll fucking remember it. And you'll remember. Yeah, you will. Interesting.

Yeah, it happens. Yeah, I mean, weird, weird. Have you seen the new fetish? Frank, you don't know how to transition. You don't know how to segue. What was that? Have you heard the new fetish? Have you heard, are you guys, What was that? Have you heard the new fetish?

Have you heard? Are you guys, are you understanding me young, you know, youth of today? Yeah. Here it is, the new fetish, hot off the press. Hey brother, hey has anyone here heard about the new cool drug on the street? I'm not a cop. I'm not a cop at all. What about those new cool drugs? We're all smoking

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Okay, there's no safe like simply safe. So as I was saying, have you heard of the new fetish? The new fetish? The new fetish. No. Apparently there's a group new fetish the new fetish no Apparently there's a group of fetishists out there. Is that what they are? What we just call are we still calling them freaks or are we just moving on to I mean I never called them freaks That was him get him They're into wet jeans

mmm Like wet like piss I wet my jeans. That my jeans? Ooh, that's a good question. Like piss jeans? I'll be honest, I hope not. Right. Um... Wet jeans sounds not good. Boy, I would be...

There'd be... there'd been some car rides where I'd be the sexiest man on the planet if they're into piss jeans. What is it, a flex? What are you trying to say? That you as a grown man piss your jeans frequently? Not frequently. It hasn't happened. I don't pee in my car anymore, Joey. I tell you this. New car, new rules. All alleged. New car, new rules, no piss.

Okay. It has happened once or twice on like an emergency basis, but for the most part I've gotten my piss under control. I love that you said that. What? It's only happened in emergencies like That means previously you were just doing it for fun. Wasn't in emergencies like I was doing it. No, no, no that means before I was just trying to be efficient.

You know I've always spoken about this. You like to be efficient. I am if I am nothing else. I am efficient. And covered in piss. And I efficient. And covered in piss. And I'm... And covered in piss. How much do they give you for your return to your car? You gave your car and they gave you money, right?

Yeah, oh yeah, too much. Yeah, a dollar would have been too much. It's a piss soaked car. You never know, maybe they're into pee, I don't know. I mean, apparently. But... So you've pissed your wet jeans before, you have wet jeans?

I have accidentally pissed, I got pissed on my jeans. Not like on purpose, I'm pissing my jeans, dude. You ever accidentally pissed your wet jeans before you have wet jeans I have I have accidentally pissed I got pissed on my jeans not like on purpose. I'm just using my jeans, dude You ever accidentally have a monster you think I am I don't know I'll tell you not okay But in that case it just a little hand sanitizer just rub it in and all's good hand sanitizer doesn't stain your jeans It wets it but then it dries. I didn't know if it would stain. I mean, I'm not wearing white jeans like you, you fuck. Fuck. No, the oil or whatever would like stain. Oil?

It's just alcohol, dude. I don't know. It's not oil. I just, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not getting like bath and body works, like the ones that have like scents in them and shit. I'm getting like, mean I'm not getting like bath and body works like the ones that have like sense in them and shit I'm getting like not that I don't like those I have like Purell like the medical shit I like the ones that have the balls in them

You ever get hand sanitizer that has balls in them I think I have but I don't not a big enough that I'm like, yo, look at these balls I mean, I'm not like it's not like balls It's like little balls like you ever have the gum that have balls. Those are good I love when I love those What the fuck was that? I love when I love those This gets loose in it right now. I am honestly. Yeah. Um, no, I do love the Gum with the little balls in it. Yeah, but they have hand sanitizer the same thing It makes me feel clean. Oh, I have an expensive soap in my house

Oh, and it has balls in it doesn't have balls cuz it's like it's good for what's that called exfoliating bang? Yeah, so that's not balls. That's just like grit. It's like Former or me I don't know how what's going on with the ads But I always anytime I get get Dr. Squatch soap, I get the ones that has grit in it. I love it. It's like a nice little scratchy on me. I like it.

They got Harry Potter soaps. What's that? They're Harry Potter themed soaps. And it stinks like a snake? One's a griffin, they have one for the four houses. I'll tell you this right now. Gryff indoor smells great Slytherin really great. Ooh Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff. I'd rather bathe in shit Okay, I just want to throw that out there Not my favorite. Damn. Yeah, why they too like perfume II

They just I don't like like one of them is like vanilla. Oh, I love that I it's too vanilla either or something like that. Okay, I didn't like like one of them is like vanilla. Oh, I love that. I it's too vanilla either or something like that Okay, I didn't like and the other one I don't remember it was the other one actually if I remember I think the Ravenclaw ones didn't smell like anything to me. I hope they're not still a sponsor of the show But yeah, no, I like I like exfoliating We'll find out but yeah, no, I like I like exfoliating Should we get it out the darker squats though what no no, yeah, we're fine. All right, so it's good and we like it I honestly I really just don't like two of the players don't like to leave I got me cuz I'm eating them. Yeah, I'll be honest with you. Yes. Don't but soap looks delicious

I'll be honest with you. Yes, don't but soap looks delicious Yeah, I'm big into oh there's two types of videos that I love on tick-tock give me them give me them right now Well, like I hate that like I turn my volume down because sometimes it's like people talking and then they put those really cool videos Next oh, yeah, they know what they're doing two of them one when they're like scraping soap and it's like They know what they're doing two of them one when they're like scraping soap And it's like a bunch of checkerboard pattern in it, and then they're just yeah And they're scraping so then the other one dude, which is my favorite Oh, I think I know I think I know is it like when it's like slime with like a Like a hard shell and they crack it in their hands no, but that's not bad actually But it's the one where it's like it's it's a paint roller

And then they take the thing and they squeeze all the paint off of it. And it's so nice. I love it. I love it. It's like it looks like this and they take this like I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about Yeah, it's okay. I love it dude. I do love those videos though Because I'm always like this is how they got us like that That's how they get you you know what I mean because I don't care what else is in the video I care about the you know what this is yeah, you a lot of the times. It'll be like you know like Like people like people just like like a callus, and they're just like shaving it. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about

Yeah, I like that little dirty bitch. I kind of like that or the fucking the hoof people I love the hoof love the hoofs hoofs that one tool that guy has where he's like carving it I'm like oh, oh oh and then it's wet Yeah, it's all but I like it. I know you like it spitty and pissy I do like it pissy because when they get down to the hoof and it's like you this one's got an infection and then the Infection just squirts at you And I'm like that must hurt the horse. I don't want the squirt. No, it's relief and then the guys like pressing it It's square. Have you ever had an infection like

That squirt. I mean when you get it cut or lanced or something. No, no immediate relief Oh, it's nice because of the pressure. Yeah, I remember what I I you know, I don't know if you know this about me I bite my nails sometimes. Oh, I know and when I was in college one time I bit like a piece of the like where the nail and skin meet and it got infected and my finger blew up and My nail was white And I went to the like health care services on campus. I was like, what is this? They're like, oh you have an infection it happens when people do this. I'm up above so they literally just like pull the skin Fucking it. You know my finger felt like a balloon Do you cut did they cut it they just pull it to like separate it because there's so much pressure under there that like

You kind of all you have to do what they pull what what what they pull so like they literally were just like separating like And then there's so much pressure that it's just like I want out you know What'd you do? I? watched it rupture and they gave me antibiotics and they said clean it and put band-aids with, you know, like a Neosporin on it and live the dream. Ew, disgusting. Yeah. Yeah.

Hate that. But yeah, I like those videos with the paint. All those types of videos I think are like kind of cool. The ones where it's people and they they have like gym chalk Like lifters chalk and they spray it with like paint water, and then they just fucking Crarch yeah, they crush it up. Crarch it. Oh you ever see the one the guy it looks like he's dealing with like Icing but it's like paint not maybe it's not paint. It's like It's like like like shaving cream like shaving cream. Yeah, and they're in a cup. No, it's in a bucket and he's like oh

Like grout oh Is it like yeah, it's like a plaster. Yeah in a big bucket and he goes up with that spatula Yeah, it makes it two lines and then he goes around Yeah, and then he like flows all he does. It looks like he's pooping it. He's shit it Yeah, he should and I'm like what the fuck was that dude. I like that a lot. I do kind of too honestly I like you know what I really like too. I like watching Men lay bricks Is it

And I don't mean that in any sort of way other than how I'm saying it. Okay. I mean when men are- Can I misinterpret it to mean something different? No, it's when they're making a wall. Is it in particular underpaid workers, maybe Hispanic ones that you like? I know what you're talking about though. When they throw it on and then they take the trowel and they just like fucking like-

Yeah, dude. And they put it on and then they take the trowel and they just like fucking like Yeah, dude, and they put it on top and they show tip Yeah when they like they just take it and they just like flop it on the way like And then the guys like you're gonna tell me you're gonna tell me sick. You don't want to play with like wet cement Bro, put me in the fucking truck. Yeah and roll me around in the cement. That would be good But apparently it's bad for your skin cement yeah I imagine it is Frank what is cement it's just rock and water no way it's gotta be something else there's like other chemicals in it but like that's the general idea is that like it's just rock and water.

No? I asked the question, you didn't give an answer, and then you're like, I'm sure there's other stuff in it. That's my question. Cement is? It's rocks. Limestone, clay, and marl. Marl? I don't know, but I love that.

How do you spell marl? M-A-R-L. Like Jacob Marley? Marl. How is that the example? Like Marl Morl. Other materials. Shells, chalk, shale. Shells? Shale, slate, silica sand, iron ore, blast furnace slag. Blast furnace slag blast furnace slag that sounds sick that sounds like a

hooker's name in Ireland come here daddy he's the blast blast orange slag what was it a blast furnace slag that's definitely a slur oh it's gotta be it has to be it's like oh this is my girlfriend yeah she's a whore I didn't know there was that many ingredients oh there's more what fly ash what the fuck is that yeah yeah it's crazy they add gypsum I'm. They add gypsum. Stop. I'm serious. They adding gypsum, a small amount of gypsum is ground up with the clinker to control how the cement sets when water is added. The clinker? I don't know. I feel like I'm being pranked by an article.

Dude, when has AI ever been wrong? Yeah, dude. And then, you know, there's a difference between cement and concrete. Oh, shit. Wait. What did a difference between cement and concrete. Oh shit wait What did you look at cement? Oh? So concrete that's more rock more. It's a mixture of cement of a water and other stuff So that's what you're talking about, so I'm right, and you're wrong What you're wrong.

What you're saying where, where I said it was just like rock and water. I knew that much. That's cement. And I was right. It's not added. You just said stuff, right? You just added 100 ingredients. You at Frank. Those are all rocks. Frank shale. You never seen those people. That's good videos on Tik TOK. The people that find the raw rocks the round rocks And they're like there might be an omni night in here And he takes a little he goes think think think bank and it cracks open and it's a fossil he finds it in shale I do like you ever see people hammering shale. Yeah, so good. I do shells

Yeah, that's a rock kind of Shells are not rocks Shells rocks. No there what is raw? What is shells? Wait, what the fuck is shells? I Think shells. No, no, no, no. What are they? What is a show? I think it's just like a part of an animal That's like was it always a part of an animal at one point? I imagine it is and then it's not so shells are just abandoned. They're abandoned homes. They're orphans Yeah, yeah, yeah of animals. Yes. Well, no because they're not alive

The shell isn't alive the animal that was within is alive. So they're like, what about an oyster? That's how like you always buy expensive clothes and then donate them because you immediately feel bad about it That's what shells are shells are the donated clothes. Yeah of the ocean Okay, good if you've ever been every show there's no difference between like a Salvation Army and the ocean There's probably one or two. Do you do so every single shell was always home to something Is it or is it? Yeah. yeah, something living was within or around or near that shell, and then things can grow on shells. Barnacles.

I don't like those. I don't like them, but the videos where people crack them off and they save the lobsters, you ever see those? I have. Those are good too. All the ocean videos are like the coolest, but I don't wanna be a part of them.

I don't want anything to do with them. I'd like to watch, but I don't wanna be a part of them. If I get one, you don't, guys. You't want to be a part of it I don't want to I don't want anything like to watch but I don't want to be a don't want it if I get one you don't guys you know what looks like a lot of fun that I don't want to experience ever in my life ever what when you see a video of like a fisherman and and they can like jump up and then they're like hovering in the air because the boat is rocking so much hell I don't want to be there but I like watching it I would like to you remember how like when we were kids if you won on like

Legends of the Hidden Temple you can go to space camp and it always was the shot of like the kids and like the zero gravity Chamber like floating. I don't want to go to space. I want to go to space camp I don't want to go to the ocean wait to go to ocean camp But is that a real thing because it's not there is the zero gravity thing, but it's a plane No, they have like zero gravity things not planes like yeah I thought it not the only way to kind of like replicate that was like The plane that goes like straight up and then straight down or wherever the fuck and you get like zero gravity for like a minute I'd fuck me up should we do it? Yeah

No, I mean, I can't be I can't be in a plane going this way. I think it goes up, like whatever, and then when they're doing this part... Still no. I'll be honest with you, still no. Just to float? Fuck that. I'd go to space camp. What's that? Exactly. You can go to space camp and you can go into like a zero gravity chamber and like you could see I don't

Believe that that's a thing what how could you possibly not have gravity in a chamber? I? Don't know You could do space camp has been helping inspire the next generation of explorers for more than 42 years space aviation and robotic camps This is something we could do dude. I'm not going to space camp. It's for 11 year olds, Frank. First of all, yup. I know.

It says from nine to 11. Whoa, that's not even cool that they would say that. That's not that they said that. It's the 9-11 stuff. We're not over it. And the price. How much is it? Space camp's probably expensive.

The price is, How much you think? Two thousand one. No. Ages 9 to 11, it cost two thousand and one dollars. And it's run by Osama Bin Laden. Honestly close enough. It's 1800 bucks. Whoa. But then you, it's 1800 bucks. Whoa. Yeah, but then you could do a space academy,

which is for 14 year olds. And that is 1900. When do you get to be a cadet? I have seen nothing about cadets. Advanced space academy elite. That just means it's more expensive. $3,000. We're getting up there.

For 18 year olds. I see nothing. You telling me an 18 year old is going to a space camp? Yeah. Time to grow up, Peter Pan. Jesus. Go to college. Adult Space Academy.

Learn more. I'm gonna learn more. I mean, you're either going- It's $900 a person. On-site overnight accommodations for Friday and Saturday nights at camp. There's dorms all meals beginning with dinner Friday evening through breakfast Sunday morning Train like an astronaut on the multi-axis trainer construct and launch your own rocket Test engineering skills participate in a simulated space mission Dude I don't know if I can handle that

That sounds pretty cool. A space mission? What am I saying? I mean, you're doing it indoors though. You're cool. Then they have space. Oh, that's for educators. I don't care about that one.

I feel like there's a lot of math and science that go into this. Adult advanced space academy. Frank, I have a suggestion. Get off your fucking phone. The day that this fucking podcast gets an actual producer that Frank could just be like, hey, can you look that up? So he doesn't have to go to the phone.

But it's what makes us feel like we're real people. Like we're not just being like, hey, can you look that up? Do that work for me, bitch? Like we're like doing it ourselves. No, we're doing it ourselves. We're honest, real people that are, Right.

You know. We're honest, real people. We're honest, real people. are right. We're honest, real people, real people. People like to show because they feel like they're in on the conversation. And the day that we stopped being that is the day that we stopped being us. And we don't want that day to ever be us that happened. When you start talking bullshit, it just, if I talk too much, eventually it comes back around, it falls apart. Yeah.

Your senses are made of straw. Yeah, basically, yeah. It's so funny. It's like, yeah. Damn. Would you go to space camp when you were younger? Like, if you, like, if you were- When I was a kid? Like, you would be into that? I don't know, because if it was like, I won Legends of the Hidden Temple and it was like, you can go to space camp or you can get Nintendo 64.

And 18 Skechers! Well, I'd take the 64. I wouldn't hate the Skechers, I'll be honest with you. We should bring back light-up sneakers. For adults? For anything. Copyright. Look at this. We're just continuing to fucking innovate.

And we've copyrighted all the ideas, because Frankie said copyright. Light-up shoes for adults. Yeah Would you it seems like you would What are you doing? Oh, he's gone. He's gone to the phone. Yeah, they do exist. Are you sure? Yeah How sure? Not sure enough that you won't continue to look at it light up shoes for adults Heely's yeah. Yikes. Did you ever have a pair of those my brothers did I did not? Are they cool?

No No, they aren't and I'll be the one to say it. I'm sorry Heely's I hate to Destroy your whole campaign. I think they're okay. I There's some dudes who do like a bunch of tricks I know this looks kind of cool, but like a bunch of tricks. I know. This looks kind of cool, but like not in high school. It looked cool when you were, yeah, exactly. It looked cool when you would go home and like, you know,

watch fucking Disney Channel. Like not now. Yeah, like if you're in high school and you're really good at Heelys and you're like, you could do a bunch of cool tricks, like that's fire. You just will not get asked moment you graduate the absolute moment You graduate those things better be in the dumpster. Yeah better be and if not

They're tough if I saw a pair of Heelys on my college campus, I think I would have lost my mind I tell you this I prefer Heelys over I think I would have lost my mind. I tell you this I prefer Heely's Over like rip sticks. What the hell's a rip? You know the thing where it's like you like move like a snake. Oh, it's like a one board Yeah, you know those are way cooler. Nope. Have you seen the ones these are bad have you seen the ones that it's like a scooter, but it like breaks off and you like and It like pumps and it's weird No, yeah

I was gonna look it up. Yeah, but I'm not good. How do you feel about the motorized one wheel? Hate it. I'm not big on it. I hate it. I think we need to just like walk Bro, the guy across the hall from me leaves his in the fucking hallway take it throw it I've break it I Could possibly one night come home drunk and if it's there being like I'm gonna try it out I mean, I think you need a key for it But also you don't need a key to take it and throw it down the garbage Down the garbage dude. Yo, they're fucking big. Yeah, I know dude and they're like

They're weird. Like I remember I've been you've been on a hover're fucking big. Yeah, I know dude, and they're like they're weird Like I remember I've been you've been on a hoverboard before right? Yeah, it's weird It's tough like you're like I your brain is like I should fall but this thing is like you're not gonna right? So I didn't I never liked it. I'm not big on that I remember you remember mopeds the ones you could sit Those were like when you heard a moped in the neighborhood you knew shit was going down I don't know if I told you this my our friend Dennis got a mo a brand new moped It was white and it had a handlebars like this and like a chair You're explaining that you're something I'm very familiar with but some of them don't have to see you just like stand on it

Yeah, this one had like a chair and he was like he's like be careful with the throttle It's like it's very sensitive and I the first time I went like this the whole thing came out of my hands and just went down the block and then eventually just hit the floor and like spun out and it scratched the fuck out of it he wanted to beat the shit yeah you imagine he was not very pumped yeah and then I was like and then I've never ridden one again cuz I was like, and then I've never ridden one again, because I was like, I recently, like, someone had like a motorized bike, like in the neighborhood, and I was like,

oh, I'm gonna try it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They move, they move. You gotta be ready for it. Dude, I was going fast. I asked the dude, I was like, how fast can this thing go? He's like 30, 35 or something like that. When you're not on something

and you're on something this big, that's very fucking fast. I don't like going fast I don't like it. You know, I I Don't know how to answer that question because where the fuck are you going fast who asks you a question? I Don't like going fast Starting to get at each other's throats here Yeah, I and be happy. Frank, where can they find you?

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