The Basement Yard - #484 - The Limpest Bizkit

Episode Date: January 6, 2025

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This is the thing that big celebrities are doing now, is they're getting into like food establishments. Bradley Cooper just opened a Philly cheesesteak place. That bread looked exceptional. The cheesesteak. That looked okay. It did. It didn't look that great. I was like, this could use more cheese.

Yeah. Less steak, more cheese. Yeah, there's a lot of steak. But, this could be the year of Joey getting into the venture of restaurants of reds restauranteur I don't think Joey the bread boy where I just it's a restaurant just bread oh bakery I'll tell you what every day every dish those are called bakery yeah every dish has bread infused in some capacity how about this no? No plates, only bread bowls. I don't give a fuck what we serve.

Listen, yes. Side of fries, bread bowl. It would be a little expensive though to have that many bread bowls. Is bread expensive? Uh, no, no, but like for the person to like consume it, like the idea of getting a whole loaf of bread is crazy. And you'd be in, you'd be going up against Panera and you and Panera that's a fight you don't know if you'll win yeah no I mean I've definitely lost before I had it one time I've only had Panera one time

diarrhea didn't go back swear to God I thought I was like can I ask you a serious question yeah how many places establishments food establishments have given you diarrhea I don't even know how to answer that. This was over 10 years ago. I know that wasn't 10 years ago. It doesn't matter. I used to crush Panera. And I will tomorrow if I wanted to, bitch.

I don't know. Someone was asking me that and I feel like this has gotten blown out of proportion. I was like, I feel like you always get food poisoning. I get food poisoning like once every three years. Joey. Everyone chill out. I have gotten food poisoning zero times in my entire life. I'm pretty adventurous.

With food? You didn't get it from like a fucking like run of the like I go, I go under like cupboard under the stairs restaurant. You went to a jazz club and got a burger, Joey. Yeah. That's not adventure. I'm saying adventurous in the sense of like, I probably am at a higher risk of getting food poisoning if like well you're going out to restaurants but you're going to like well-regarded restaurants that people make mistakes people do make mistakes but they don't they don't make mistakes at that level clearly well that place

is also like a nice place that I went to there was an E. coli outbreak you know don't eat the fucking carrots and maybe that's maybe it was the Coli I think it was E. Coli. She got Coli. I got Coli in my e That's crazy, but yeah, I think Hear me out. Mm-hmm. You know, I am in the business of like really having great ideas. I don't know that but go ahead you Just you Greg when Greg hears this he's gonna be fully on board just get into being a restaurateur you have you have what do I have the hot sauces right one of them has already been released but one of them well I don't

know what the release for that one is officially but you know but you have you have your own line of hot sauces you have a keen eye to become a sommelier. You're on your way, baby steps. You could be the hot sauce provider, sommelier, and bread boy for Joe's Big Bread Boy place. I mean, the ideas are just unbelievable coming out of you over there And I really appreciate the the faith that you have in me But that's not going to happen. I mean why not because Because why restaurants are really difficult like Avenue to get into in terms of yeah making money I think that most I think that all of them lose money in their first year

I think it's in like- Something like that. I, I, and don't ask me where I learned this because the answer is the office, but I think most businesses in their first five years like don't turn a profit. They need to like prove that they are sustainable after that in order to, I've been watching a lot of Shark Tank too. So- So what does that make you good at? You see any good ones, any good inventions? Was there anything that like growing up,

like you heard about and you're like, I had that idea. The word biznatch. Frank, I'm talking about like businesses, inventions, and like Post-its or something, the word biznatch? Yeah, honestly. Who even made it up, like Biscuit? I don't know, honestly. Wait, you heard the word biznatch and you said, yo, I even made it up. I don't biscuit. I don't know Honestly, wait, you heard the word biznatch and you said yo I said yeah I was so my sister had a friend who was a couple years older than you know

then I was then we were because our sisters are the same age and She came home one day and I had been using biznatch relatively Isolated in my own, amongst myself. In your room just Biznatching to yourself. To myself, calling your self a Biznatch. Calling our friends, but also amongst our friends. And then she one day said it and I was like where the hell did you hear that? And she's like I heard people at school were saying it and I was just like I coined Biznatch.

So you think that you saying Biznatch probably on Xbox at us Well, no, it was before Xbox live like it was like 2002 2003 So then the streets carried I so you I mean you remember there were certain rumors that were powerful enough to travel the world Pre-internet, you know fame and and monstrosity that it is now, right? Marilyn Manson taking out a bunch of his ribs So he could suck his own dick so he can suck his own dick Sierra penis Sierra penis Olivia penis. Who's Olivia? She was from G unit. She was the other oh she had a penis that there was rumors that she had a penis You know but like stuff like that. Yeah, so I thought when I heard someone use biznatch. I felt a part of me felt

Excited for like maybe someone heard me and was just like I'm gonna go spread this then I was a little worried I was like am I not gonna get the credit for right cuz that's what it's all about You wanted Miriam and you know Webster to call you this is this is not a joke I legit at the time believed that I came up with the word biznatch. My brother Thomas believes that he brought the v-neck back. He believes that. I also believe I brought back Hawaiian shirts. That's not a joke. I firmly stand by I brought back floral patterns and Hawaiian shirts. Well I think retired law enforcement brought that back. No, they were the ones that killed it. Let me tell you, Hawaiian shirts used to be cool in like the 70s and 80s.

Is it coach-prope? Coach-aprope? Is it? Well, I don't care. Ooh. Wait, in regards to the old white cops? No, I'm sorry. Oh wait, you mean Hawaiians? Who else would I be talking about? I meant the cops. No, I meant the Hawaiians white cops. No, I'm. Oh wait, you mean Hawaiians? Who else would I be talking about? I meant the cops. No, I meant the Hawaiians.

Oh. Why is it Hawaiian? I think it was just like a, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not even gonna try. Yeah. But I do know that it was cool at one point.

Like I'm talking like Magnum PI, you know. Tom Selleck, dude, Tom Selleck could have shit on a shingle and people would have thought it was the coolest thing on the town yeah but we're young we weren't even alive when that show was on but I was saying like how did you bring it back because there was no Hawaiian Church anywhere like you found them but but I went and I saw one at Ralph Lauren at a Ralph Lauren outlet let's be very clear about something I was gonna say how much did you pay okay it was a Ralph Lauren outlet and I was like you know what hell yeah like this was this was me I felt it it felt good to me Hawaiian

yes exactly when you look at me if you don't think Hawaiian, what do you think? Nothing else. Yeah, but this is me. This is who I want to be now. And then I just kept buying Hawaiian shirts and like then I saw like at first and you were part of this too, people made fun of me. I was definitely a part of that. Yeah, I do remember that. People were just like, what are you wearing? I was like, like it who gives a fuck you know and I still take that mentality To this day I agree you do I'm not trying to be offensive. Okay, all right as soon as it left my mouth I was like that could be me this could you and you know? Yeah, well, I'm teetering. I'm teetering right now line right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

and then I was just like and then I saw other people starting to wear and then some of our friends started getting floral pattern stuff and I was like I Brought back Hawaiian shirts and floral patterns. Do you think that Hawaii should be thanking you for something like that? I Don't know if it's like the answer is no I was just gonna say like I don't know Or the origins of Hawaiian shirts. I don't know like were they legit like like it's like french fries they don't come from France Belgium oh yeah I don't know but I know they don't come from France yeah French toast is that from France I don't know

but if it is then they scored a point in my book French French kissing French kiss I imagine around before the French I do too but I do think that like for some reason French people are probably really good at making out I don't know why the ancient Greeks were fucking each other in the butt you think they weren't fucking slipping a little bit of tongue in on some kisses I mean they're probably the best at anal then but like I don't know about French kissing well that's why they call anal like other like the colloquial term for anal sex is Greek dogging Frank I have never heard that term before in my entire life. Did you make that up?

Greek dogging that's a good one though, right? Yeah, I mean, oh you're trying to coin it I'm trying to start something here. I lost out on business now. I'm getting Greek dogging now. Oh Man, he fucking guy got Greek dog last night speaking of biz match, which I'm not gonna speak about that But like limb biscuit because it makes me think of the biscuit. Mm-hmm. Remember when he said he did it all for the nookie What what it? The nookie what so you could take that? And stick it up your yeah

What so you could take that cookie? Oh and stick it up your yeah What is that is that puss nookie is gotta be puss? Yeah, I did it all for the nookie. What the nookie so you could take that cookie. What is the nookie now? I thought the nookie was puss, but I'm not sure I think so But I don't know how motivated Fred Durst was by nookie By the nookie cuz he seems like he'd be more motivated by monster energy drinks skateboarding definitely a janky knees that have a brim Stuff like that bitch Jenko jeans. Yeah, you know chain wallets Yelling into yelling at your parents right and then hitting them with one of these

right you know um what is the nookie yeah what is the nookie song about i think it's it's puss i think um what's this cookie that he's talking about song facts uh which is a website apparently uh is here to tell us as it's loading goodness gracious. Why is it taking so long? Really cut there we go really cut some corners on the fucking Frankie phones is back Apparently here the small blurb that I could see is that the song is about an old girlfriend of Fred Durst's who betrayed him When Durst was getting his career started in Los and Los Angeles he was and then it cut off. So he did it all for for her puss and Then I and he's gonna shove a cookie in her. Yeah, I mean that part She could take that cookie and stick it up her. Yeah

Stick it up her. Yeah Stick it up. Yeah Yeah, dude, I Yeah. Stick it up yo, yeah. Yeah, dude. I can't even begin to explain the love I have for Limp Bizkit. You love the song Rollin'. Literally when it comes on, dude, you guys have to see Frankie.

He legitimately can't help himself and transforms like a werewolf in the night. Like you put the song rolling by a lumbisket and he just like And he's just so high well first of all, let's back up a little bit werewolves don't transform in the night They transform underneath the light of a full moon. So we'll make sure we make sure that is correct. When's the full moon out? You want to do semantics? Yeah nighttime. Yeah, but wait If there's a full Because sometimes I see the full moon out during the day. Werewolves, they don't

I guess they like wait until Because the sun, it gets rid of it. But I thought they like can't help it. They like break all their clothes. Yeah, but at night, expensive being a werewolf. Hell yeah dude. Just be naked. Just be naked. For real. I would never wear like good clothes because I'm like, I'm gonna rip this. Yeah, but.

What were you saying? The Nookie. No, Roland. Roland. It has, I have a very strong connection to the song Roland by Limp Bizkit, mainly because of The Undertaker. That was The Undertaker's theme song for,

oh man, what seems like the better part of two, three years. So anytime The Undertaker came out, I heard Roland and it was sick. And don't even fuck with me. Listen, I know there's jokes about Limp Bizkit and like their audience and kind of who they were at that time of their popularity. But listen to that song and tell me it doesn't fucking smoke your shit you know what I'm saying move in a move out hands up a hands down back up back up cuz there's a dance to it which I remember from the video dude you gotta

see I forgot I think it was a wedding that this song came on and I was not at a wedding no but no I don't know if it was a wedding but it was a party that I was at with you where it was like There was a lot of people around on a dance floor and this song comes on and you should have seen the look in Frankie's eyes I legitimately got started get scared and then when the chorus hits and it's like Move in and move out this kid's throwing his body around and he's like back up back up He's pushing people out of the way and I'm like, yo, we need to get out of here before Frankie flips out Well, the the spirit of Fred Durst went inside of me.

You're the biscuit. I am the limpest biscuit you can find, dude. Dude, he's the limpest biscuit. I am a limp biscuit. Yeah, you are. Bizkit, by the way. Yeah, not biscuit. Not biscuit.

Bizkit. Although I would love a biscuit. Ooh, a very limp one, meaning a very buttery off. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah But when that song comes on like you need to you know you need to move in and move out your hands up and hands Down and then back up like you need to fucking make some space You know and then space rolling rolling rolling rolling There's only one way to go

to this day I am not even kidding when I say this one of the greatest pieces of produced media I've ever seen is the WrestleMania 17 promo package between the rock and stone cold Over the song my way by Limp Bizkit. I'm a dude. Thank my way. Yeah, that's Exceptional chick chick. I we have a chick. I we have a Chick I we have a chick album melody. That's what you don't remember that part And stone cold or like stone cold the rocker talking and stone colds like it's my title you ain't having it and the rockers like I will do anything and then finally they start punching and It's just like this time. I'm gonna let it all come out. And then with the beat, they're hitting stunners and rock pot. It's not easy.

It's, it loves Lipskin. Dude, it is, do me a favor, jokes aside, everyone here, go fucking watch that. I know what you're talking about. And it is so good. It is so, and it's like five minutes long. Is 17 the one that we used to go to David's house and watch all the time?

Yes, with the, you'd watch it at my house before school with the TLC man. Yeah, dude Yeah, you know, it's good one all those wrestling pay-per-views like the songs that were associated with them were Unbelievable. I watched WrestleMania 17 Probably like six years ago. Yeah when I was in Long Island City Six years ago. Yeah when I was in Long Island Yeah when I was in the long island city I like I legit went on the WWE app and Made an account just so I could watch that whole paper and it still holds up Yeah, I was like it still holds up now

It's all on pecan cane throw someone through a glass Yeah, there was the triple threat for the hardcore title between it went backstaged Kane Big Show and Raven yes yeah there was the there was the gimmick battle royal that was won by the Iron Sheik I don't remember that you don't remember that at all man there's so many I'll see I remember TLC there was then you had China versus ivory for the women's title you had China versus Ivory you had the Undertaker and Triple H in a match. Oh man. No, I know it's crazy. Then you had Stone Cold in the Rock.

We had Stone Cold in the Rock, but then you also had Vince versus Shane McMahon. And do you remember the whole storyline? He kicked him in the face. Well, he did the coast to coast, but then the whole storyline where like fucking Linda McMahon was like a vegetable basically. And like Vince was making out and like sucking on Trish Trash's Titties in front of her and shit. Yeah, and then she stood up and kicked him in the nuts. Yes, what ape shit I remember you know what I'm saying what a pay-per-view what what a time to be alive Did you think there was gonna be five minutes of WrestleMania 17 on this episode? I bet you didn't dance Whatever this is gonna add to the limb biscuit talk the song is about an old girlfriend of Fred Durst's who

betrayed him we all we've all been there hey mr. Durst we've all been there okay one day you think you're doing it all for the nookie and then you get betrayed and then and then suddenly it's all for the cookie. And shove it up your ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you still close to the Durst family? Or that was just Robert Durst. When Durst was getting his career started in Los Angeles, he was sending money home to his girlfriend to pay the bills.

Instead she used the money to treat her and another man to drugs in hotel rooms. Dan, that sounds crazy. In this song, Durst explains that he knew what was going on, but stayed with her for the sex. That's the nookie. He's like, I did it for the nookie. Wow. Wow. I mean, can I say this? No, he didn't. No one would make that decision. I mean, kinda. He was writing from a place of pain and anguish.

But Mr. Biscuit... Betrayal! You could find another woman in that lost anguish. I'm sure he had access to other nookies. I don't mean to use that as a terminology to just completely, you know, you don't want to dehumanize women to just being a nookie a nookie you did but no no mr. durst did yeah okay we're reporting frederick durst you know he's like a movie director now is he yeah he's got the whole white beard look it looks cool yeah yeah yeah yeah hey man maybe it's time to throw on some Creed, Limp Bizkit, Puddle of Mud.

Just throw them on. Who are you? Just who are you? Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the. Ah! Dude, it still fucking hits.

Yeah, you love that. Yeah. I didn't hate that song either, but. You shouldn't. Yeah, you love that. Yeah. I didn't hate that song either, but. You shouldn't. Yeah. You know what? How much can we talk about Limp Bizkit in this episode? Do you think we could stretch it for the whole time?

There's also the song Break Stuff. That song is a legitimate fear of mine to hear in a crowded area. I feel like it makes white people psychotic I I used to like appreciate that song but then someone said to me I forgot who it was but they were like that's the type of song you would have heard played at January 6th and I'm just like damn like now I now you can't hear it which song is I'll take a chainsaw and skin your ass raw what it's what he says I'll take a chainsaw and skin your ass raw you know oh that's bright stuff you know

how expertly you need to maneuver a chainsaw to just skin someone slightly I mean I think if you just like hit them in the ass with a chainsaw but that's not gonna skin them that's gonna that's gonna cut lacerate them right lacerate. Yeah, that's not so Like it's like a like a chef you need to like wait I want to I don't want to forget this and I'm sorry that we're jumping to a completely different topic now But you just reminded me when you said lacerate You ever see like a doctor use a scalpel and just cut open a person. Mm-hmm How the fuck those things are sharp dude a

fucking apparently yeah those things are really sharp I this is gonna sound so insane and YouTube may never forgive me but something about watching someone getting surgically cut open is cool you You know what I mean? Yeah. And I don't think that I'm by myself because sometimes they make the little gallery. You know what's scary is that I know you're not by yourself but you should be in a padded room behind a very, very securely locked door.

You don't think it's cool for a doctor to just like open that. Don't do it there, dude. Oh yeah, ew. Yeah, no, it's not what I was. Jesus. Can I go here go here go top Well, I don't know what they would be fixing to be fair. I don't know what they'd be fixing

Yeah, what the fuck well like like Tommy John like here sure go in the elbow sure go in the elbow But just like opening up a person is crazy It is crazy that we have gone to a place in science in the medical world that like we can do that and just like, yeah, I'm confident. Okay, this is gonna be, but I need you to be honest, right? Yes. And I know,

I know that you're you, so you probably will be on my side. I don't know what side I'm on yet. Just ask the fucking question. Do you think, and now just hold on, I have to preface this with some more information though, but like After the schooling and all that right? Do you think? Performing surgery is hard Are you crazy

No, no, hear me out. Hear me out. Are you absolutely out of your mind? Here we are. Yeah How many organs are there a lot how many there's a lot, do you know Can you give a roundabout I have no idea how many organs in our body guess How many organs we have organs organs organs organs organs I would say like 88 oh Dude, I was way below that. Yeah Yeah organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs organs Oh my god, this thing is blue balling me right now. Why is the wifi in here so sharp? I know, I was just wondering that. I don't know the answer yet.

You know bones though, how many bones the human body has. 206. 206, yes. I don't know why I know that one. But the organs, you never hear the organ question. Yeah, because maybe people have some, some have more, some have less. What? People get organs removed for different reasons.

Bro, we're not talking about- General, fine, fine, fine, fine. Gall, gall, gall. And then some organs might have organs in them. What does that mean? Think of your intestines. Wait, how many did you say? 88.

There's 78. Oh! There's 78. Damn! If you would've said 78, I would've just thrown a laugh. Well, you would've thought that I had known and I wasn't telling you. Oh, you would have, in my mind, been cheating, yes.

But yeah, yeah. 78! More than I thought. Let me very, very, very clearly and concisely. Yeah. Yes, I believe surgery is difficult. I'm not saying it isn't. I'm just considering the possibility that maybe

it might be easier than we think. Do you know? No. I mean, I'm sure if you go to fucking a dozen years of school in order to do a very specific surgery, like there are obviously certain surgeries that are easier than others. Like you don't think that you could funnel the camera into a butt for a colonoscopy? Like how hard is that? I mean, I was the butt funneler I would just need someone to make sure I'm not like fucking anything up. Like make sure I'm going the right way and shit like that.

You know? If I'm doing the surgery I should make sure no I'm not fucking anybody. Oh no! Yeah no no no no no I mean I I think I'm not trying to put down doctors I know they're way smarter than me and I know that. What a sentence. I think if anything I think if anything I Don't I think if anything this is me. I have such a like a Have such a respect for doctors and I think that it's probably so difficult that now I'm like, maybe I'm making it way more difficult than it actually is. I think it's probably more difficult

because of the level of understanding that you have. Right, but I'm thinking about like open up a body, right? And I'm looking at intestines. What kind of surgery? Like that's a thing. Stomach, stomach. Because like brain surgery, can you imagine that shit? Brain surgery, that's very difficult. That's crazy. That's a good one. That's a brain, that's a stomach because like something brain surgery. Can you imagine that surgery? That's very That's a good one. That's a brain. That's hard brain surgery is tough put that right that down right that we cracked it

We're here at the code. Hey, but doctors were on your side. We know that it's hard We're standing up for you. If you're not a brain surgeon You know, yeah someone that's like a foot surge. All right dentist They're technically surgeons. They are doctors. Yeah, our surgeons Feeling a cavity though. That's not surgery, babe. That's just you're just playing you're playing around. Yeah, you're in there and you got like ice You're shaving ice. That's exactly what you're doing. You're drilling into holes Just aimlessly. Yeah, you're Bruce Willis. I know that I know that we're wrong

I'm but I refuse to believe that it's anything other than dentistry is I cuz that yeah There's nerves and shit like that tough only because the mouth only opens up so much Yeah, and also there's only so now honestly honestly finite area the mouth Yeah, like this is this is what dentists are concerned about right here crazy because you got to include the gums right and you got to include Not even the tongue Dentists don't care about the tongue. Do they I have I'm sure they got to learn about it I'm sure they've read about it, but such a finite area, you know If you tell me that there's a you know a pin hidden somewhere in this room

I'll find it because it's not that big of a room. Same thing with dentists. I just think it's hard to get in there. Especially, some people have tiny mouths. Some people do have tiny mouths, but that's when you put that like mouth-jacker in there and then you... What's going on with the mouth-jacker? Yep. What's that? It like opens the mouth and keeps it open.

I don't know what it's called. I don't think I've ever had that. You've never, you've never had your mouth jacked? I've never been jacked in the mouth. No. You got mouth jacked by your dentist? You got jacked. Say you got jacked. That's why you don't exist. You got jacked. He jacked your mouth. I can't, no, take it easy. You're getting real close. You got jacked he jacked your mouth. I can't know who to take it easy you're getting real cut jacked in your mouth

By your dentist real close to where it could be questionable territory. I think I think there have been There's been equipment placed by a doctor in my mouth Yeah, dude, but like they're not full on jacking my shit Me neither you brought the jack. I'm just saying like I know it exists there are mouth jacks out there. Oh my god I'm just saying. The other day. Or this one. Did you ever get the plastic? That's kind of a jack. No cuz it's not really like in my mouth. I don't know why that exists like what's that for just see the teeth I Had one of those recently. I got my teeth widened And they jacked it and they well they didn't Jack me they

No, okay They like they do the thing yeah the thing with the what'd you say thing yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah cool Yeah, did they do the thing, yeah, the thing with the, what do you say thing? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. Yeah. Did they do the light? Yeah, I didn't like it very much. What is that? UV?

Yeah. And it just, what, it burns, it makes it. It, so you put like a, Like a paste. It's like a paste on your teeth, but she was explaining that it's like a hydrochloric or like something that like reacts with the light and it just like burns away like a layer or two of enamel. Oh

My teeth I act like right at the end I got like a fucking sting. Oh, oh, yeah, it didn't feel good dude one time I went to the dentist and I was getting novocaine and He must have hit a nerve because I felt a string of fire Go from here around my forehead and through here like Yeah, yeah, I was like dude. You just set my face on fire. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, because it was right right before he jacked it Frank You're not getting out of this you're not being the jacking allegations You're someone jacked it into your mouth Frank first of all now You're getting way too graphic second of all no one was talking about

Jacking mouths because there are mouth Jackers Joey there are that's like mouth jack You seem very aware of the jack mouth because I have eyes that have seen past my own human experiences, Joey Maybe that's something you should understand. Yeah No, it's fine. It happened to someone else, a friend of mine. You were about to say you got jacked. No. First of all, I don't think they need to jack you if they're whitening your teeth. I don't know what kind of dentist you're going to.

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I remember swine flu that started in my high school. Bird flu. Yeah, that's right started in your high school I love telling people that. That is a weird, that is a very strange. A weird flex, right? Isn't it, it oddly is. Like swine flu, if you guys remember in this country, swine flu, it literally started at my high school. Yeah.

You were the epicenter. It was, that was the one that it was transmitted by. Pigs. Yes, but in particular, it was transmitted from human to human when like men of a certain older age would kiss people on the no that's not how it happened apparently some of the seniors in my school I don't remember what year like kissed the pastors no it's been the bottle I think they went on vacation I

can't remember where they went but then they picked up swine flu and brought it back to the state that's crazy yeah yeah I can't remember where they went But then they picked up swine flu and brought it back to the state. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah I don't well luckily never got that. Do you did I tell you this like swine flu is When I started swallowing pills That sounds insane. That is crazy. Well, like no, but like that was when I first was like, okay Like an Advil or Tylenol. Yeah, I I couldn't take them. I couldn't swallow pills. I used to be great at it Yeah, that is true. Well that actually that makes sense because everyone in high school said that you were never good at swallowing I I used to be like that too

But then I grew up you grew up and then your dentist jacked your mouth No, but seriously apparently California like the governor like Issued a state of emergency over what does that mean by the way everyone like what is a state of emergency? I'm sure there's like I'm sure I'm sure there are actual things that accompany that You can't just like say you can't just say it like there's an emergency. There's an emergency No, we yeah, but like there's like I'm sure like certain protocols that like if you Declare a state of emergency like you have like the autonomy you like give up power to certain agencies to like do some stuff Oh, that was the big conspiracy

Which is a big word nowadays behind Like kovat is that people believed it was just a way to transfer power to the CDC. So the CDC can just like do whatever they want. And the CDC is, you know, funded by the lizard people and the lizard people are sucking the butts of, you know, like it's, it is. If it is true, then the lizards won. And like, what are we going to do?

Yeah. You want to fight a lizard person? I had lizards when I was younger, they're gross. I did too, my cat ate them. I watched them, your cat ate lizards? Yep. Wait, you had lizards and your cat ate your pets? Yeah.

Yeah. First I'm hearing about this. No, I think I've told you this before. Yeah, our neighbor had two iguanas, gave it to us. Wait, it ate an iguana? Two of them, yeah. Frank, an iguana. They weren't that big yet, they were little iguanas gave it to us. Wait, it ate an iguana two of them. Yeah, Frank an iguana They weren't that big yet. They were little iguanas. Oh iguanis Right, you know, they were look they were they were ninos

Yeah, because they're one of those animals that like they'll adapt to their habitats or if they're in a bigger environment they'll get bigger right, but they were both like this big and My cat we we kept them in like that back computer room. You remember that room downstairs? Yeah. We kept them down there. We always made sure we closed the door before going in. You kept your iguanas in a back room in a basement?

Yep. Yeah. Thank God they're dead. Well, they had a heat lamp, they had food. Like they were great, they were hanging out. But my cat would just sit there at the door, patient. He's like, I'm going to eat a lizard. She was fucking ready.

And one day I was woken up at like 3 a.m. by my mom screaming, and I went upstairs and she goes, look over there. And it was my cat with one of the tails hanging out of her mouth. Wait, how'd your mom know this happened at 3 a.m.? Because, so cats have a thing that they do, and I think dogs do this too, is like, when they do something like that, like they'll kill an animal or something,

they'll like present it to you. Oh, yeah, yo. Like, yo, for you. Oh, so your cat ate an iguana, then put the other one in its mouth, and was like, check this out. And brought it to my mom, yeah? Disgusting. Yeah. No wonder that cat got mouth cancer. Yeah check this out and brought it to my mom yeah disgusting yeah no wonder that cack out mouth cancer yeah that could have been

it could have been it it was either the cigarettes or the iguanas that I could confirm one of those were in her mouth yeah but can you eat iguanas mmm I wouldn't when it maybe if you boiled it have you eaten I've eaten snake and crocodile have you If this is a jerky thing this doesn't count I've eaten crocodile With jerky no snake with jerky and and kangaroo with jerky and All the jerkies in the world, too. I'm not gonna be like oh, I had kangaroo no no, but when we were in when we were in Key West,

I had conch. You had an alligator? I had conch and I had gator. I remember conch. Yeah, I had conch and gator. How was the conch? Chewy. And the gator was fine, honestly.

What is conch? Is that like a sea dwelling? It's the shell phone. You know? The shell? Not the shell, but like what's in it. All those shells have like animals in them, dude Yeah, yeah. Oh was this you else have this conversation with I think so about shells. Yeah, what the hell are shells? Yeah, and you're like, they're just houses their houses for animals

We still don't know if that's true or not, but we know it was right. It is true. I got big shells Where'd you get? Where did that come from? What do you mean? You got big shells? Remember my mom's house? Out on the deck they had those two big white shells I used to hold them up That's a conch! I'll tell you this

You know what they're like, you can hear the ocean I learned that that wasn't the ocean But it sounds like it Well into my late teens Which is extremely old extremely old I'll be honest with you I I think I was like later than that I might have been like 24 when I and it's just like no that's sound just bouncing around the show well not even just sound bouncing around the shell but like it's the sound of like

your blood in your head what you've never been like, let me tell you something right now. I'm going to look it up after this conversation is over, but I'm telling you with my whole ass that I'm pretty positive that is not it at all. No, I think, I mean, I'm sure it is a collection of sounds, but you can hear the, the blood in your body if you are, if it's quiet enough. You think I'm crazy? Yes. No. the blood in your body if you are if it's quiet enough. You think I'm crazy? Oh, can hear the blood in your body?

What are you a bat? No, Joey, can you hear your own blood rushing? While most people don't normally hear their blood rushing, a condition called pulsatile tinnitus, uh oh, we're finding something out about Frankie maybe. No you're just, you just thought that that's what it was. It can cause individuals to perceive a whooshing or thumping sound in their ears that aligns with their heartbeat essentially allowing them to hear their blood flowing, but it is not. But Frank, this is not the moment we're looking up.

What we're looking up is when you lift a shell to your ear, you think, oh, it's not just sounds, it's your own blood that you're hearing. No, it is not. But it's a collection of other stuff too. You know what you do when you're younger? You have an idea, you're like, this must be that. And then something as stupid as like holding a shell,

you haven't thought about that in so long So what was true to you when you were probably 12? Hmm is now what you're going with like It's blood that I'm I'm hearing my own blood in a shell You know what then I'm gonna revert back to hearing that it is the ocean Because if it's that'd be nice that way that Let me live... Like, we brought it up last time. Shutter Island, babe. Yeah! Let me think I'm a cop playing dress up and choo-choo-pew-pew. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I agree. Like, let me believe it's my... What I hear is the blood rushing within my head. The blood rushing. You know one time I thought I heard a whale in a shell? Yeah, I know, I do. I do believe that. I'm just like...

Yo. Like, I'm thinking it's do believe that I'm just like Yo Like I'm thinking it's connected. Well, that's what the magic is, dude Is that the ocean is always with us? How much greater was life when you believed in magic stuff like that? This shell is what connected to another shell in the middle of the ocean. I'm just hearing it. I Believe that I have to say this why can't we just believe the things that we believed as kids into our adulthood like why do we have to know why do we need to grow

up and like people need to like beat it into us like you need to know the truth like no I fucking don't why do we need to know anything we don't need to know a damn thing we need to know some things but maybe we could know way less do I really need to know where damn thing. We need to know some things. But maybe we could know way less. Do I really need to know where conch shells come from? Do I really need to know that it's not an actual horn that I'm blowing when I put my mouth to it? Did I tell you about my dad with the horn? No.

My dad I Shot a vlog years ago mad long ago. I don't think the video is still up on YouTube. Thank God But I was in on the deck at my mom's house and they had was they had a baby next door in the yard You can hear the baby crying in the background. My dad called me dude No, my dad called me and he goes don't know the story? No. My dad called me and he goes, Do you know what that is? And I was like, what are you talking about? He's like, that sound, at this point of the video,

you hear that? I go, Yeah? And he goes, do you know what that is? It's a baby. I said, it's a baby. And he goes, no it's not. And I go, get ahead. And he goes, Joe it's not and I go get ahead And he goes Joe that's an ancient horn They've been hearing it all over the world. I said dad

It's a baby crying. I looked at the baby in its face. Why why did your dad think this he it was just Conspiracy rabbit. Oh, oh my god ancient dude Can you imagine how excited I was to hear that my dad thought an ancient horn made it into my fucking YouTube blog? Do you hear that he's like That's that's the horn that's signaling the fogs of Fimplewinter Basically, and then I love that as soon as I was like, oh, it's this I have all the information I saw the baby I become dumb No, that's what I can't keep up. No, I can't I can't I don't know when this comes out

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Luigi Luigi Luigi, you know what I'm saying like Luigi Mario from the Mario brothers What's this guy's name his name's like Luigi man John like Luigi Manjone. It could not be more Italian. Yeah, you know and like this is a pizza making. If you told me that was the name of that pizza that plump pizza guys outside of every pizza place Yeah, that's holding. I'd be like, yeah, of course. That's who that's who that is. Luigi Manjone. I almost stole one of those from a house once I didn't though because it was too heavy You should have honestly. I know I was in this was my klepto phase Are you from what age 8 until 28? What do you mean my klepto phase? No I didn't steal in my 20s That was literally just a teenage thing. What do you think if I stole?

I mean, I've watched you steal candy. Yeah when we were kids. That's what I was stealing. That's a right of passage Oh, oh, oh, yeah, no that one. Yeah, I was driving a That's what I was stealing. That's a right of passage. Oh yeah, no that one, yeah I was driving a car so I was at least 18. Yeah, do you remember the night, I don't know if you remember this, but it was our friend Danny's 19th birthday. We went out to a place in a story that's no longer there called Rapture. What the fuck? What is that? It was on, it was on like, What the fuck? What is that? It was on, it was on like, man, it was on like 30, yeah, it was like 28th Avenue and like 33rd Street or something like that.

But we went, it was Halloween. We all, yeah, everyone was like dressed up, drinking. Danny got really, really, really drunk. And me, you, one of our DDs, like whoever the DD was for the night, and another one of our friends who I will not name to Not self-incriminate Not and not self-incriminate not incriminate them. We drove around like

Whitestone and stole all those lawn signs that were just like so and so for Senate and oh and so for City Council And then we put them all in our friends front yard. Yeah. Yeah, it's good Oh, I actually missed that I wasn't there for that. Yeah, you were. No, I wasn't. What? Yeah, I wasn't there that night. I was so mad.

Damn. Yeah, I did see the aftermath. You fucked up. I know. That was a good night. But yeah, this guy Luigi Mangione, the only thing he's stealing right now is the hearts of some people. Some.

I would say pretty much all. There's a couple people that are pretty- People are showing up, free, Luigi Luigi Which is hysterical you know? Why the word Luigi is so funny to me Luigi By the way the way that I spelled Luigi over there le wig I okay no Lu I Gi I I mean that's not right there. That's not that bad. I mean, it's not right. That's Luigi I

That's multiple Luigi's or it's Luigi, but different. Yeah Manjong. Yeah, I will say this The photo of him like he like he's getting arrested Like a fucking Marvel villain. Yeah. Like he's on a dock. Oh, didn't you say like, yo, why are all the police over there? When you drove here, remember?

Didn't you say that to me? Yeah. That's where he was. When you were like, yo, why are they all by the dock? Really? Yeah, that's what he was on. You didn't see the picture? He was on the dock like walking in.

No. And it was like, what looked like a hundred police officers behind him. Yeah, which doesn't make any sense too much It's also funny that like people are saying, you know Like the NYPD is like taking all the credit for catching this guy when he didn't get caught by the NYPD Yeah, we should be thanking McDonald's. Oh Or the catching this guy and for killing us slowly for this many. Yeah. Well

No, I think the the I think it was Altoona Pennsylvania the police over there maybe they should get some praise Joey you have it to as normal folks for once that's why that's why they voted you know they didn't vote for big business Dems this year Joey get them guys come in he's right here you love doing that doing what you just pointed your expensive watch at me while trying to Shut the fuck up You know what I thought was interesting what I'm like, ooh, this is kind of crazy they're Charging him with like terrorism. Yeah, I mean technically yeah demonetize yeah

before when you talked about what I talk about cutting open humans was cool wasn't the demonetization yeah I mean I was dancing around I didn't say it's so you know crazy like you said the algorithm to pick it up I was trying to like throw in some other words oh you were throwing it on a live thing Yeah, you know yeah corn yeah corn lacerating But yeah, I thought that was interesting because then people are like yo Someone like fucking kills like five people and then it's like all right this person's going to jail But now you're getting charged for terrorism. Yeah, I mean it is absolutely crazy. I will say though That's one of the hardest pictures pictures I've seen in a while.

It's a really cool thing. Where this guy, and did you hear who is his prison mate? He's in the same prison right now in Brooklyn. Oh yeah, with um, Diddy. Shit, I didn't know that. Dude, someone, I can't take credit for it. Someone quote tweeted that like part of the article.

I'm just like, they really are making this fucking Arkham Asylum like just like all of New York's worst I think it was the same one that like I think what's his name not Harvey? Your boy epi Who's epi Epstein He was there. I think he was I don't even know where they maybe not but nonetheless like it's becoming like Arkham Asylum created by Amadeus Arkham obviously and then you know the raft which is the basically the Marvel equivalent which is the super well though the rap. Yeah, so the raft is like the super powered is like the super powered prison. No?

Too much, too much. Yeah. Come on. The Raft is the prison in Water. Name five Batman villains that would be in Arkham Asylum. The Penguin. You immediately lost. He wouldn't?

Penguin actually in the comics, historically doesn't go to Arkham because he's not insane. He's just a criminal. Joker. Yes, there you go. Come on. You're right there who oh What's her name? Who's the who's Margot Robbie fuck? What's her name?

Are you kidding me give me the first no, it's too easy. Oh something What's her name, this is is crazy this is actually bad yeah yeah all right so go other ones then forget I have to fixated okay now I can't leave this thing you've committed it's two words yeah fuck what is that woman's name she's riding a motorcycle riding a motorcycle. Riding a motorcycle. She's riding a motorcycle? Well... Harley... Harley Quinn. There you go.

That would have hurt me a lot. I saw the pain honestly. So that was two? Yeah, there you go. Then we have... And Harley Quinn actually, Harleen Quinzel, who is the character, was a doctor at Arkham Asylum first, you know. How am I going to tell them that? Hmm...

I wasn't even listening. Um... I kind of... You know, but I'm not gonna tell him that. Hmm. I wasn't even listening. Um. Ha. I kinda. Penguin. I fucking said penguin! I know, you were wrong. Two-Face.

Killer Croc. Mr. Freeze. Who's Killer Croc? Killer Croc, Waylon Jones. You don't know Killer Croc? He looks like a big. You thought giving me his government name was going to help me?

Is this a crocodile man? He has a skin condition and that's mean. Yeah, and he was like part of it is actually pretty mean like the actual story of it Yeah, yeah, well they all are aren't they it's like oh, well, yeah, I understand the villain He became like a full-on villain, you know, and then you know There's a ton of people you could put in there. Yeah, you know you really think about like in the grand scheme of like arc or Gotham What's the difference? Yeah, well Gotham is the city Arkham is the place like the the mental institution. Oh the asylum. Okay, so Gotham I You feel I feel terrible for these people who live there is always just some crazy. Yeah, there's always like it's like tomorrow There's a clown putting gas in your makeup and it's like we've just just get out the whole city

Is held hostage bro soon as this is over Move well a lot of people don't have that opportunity, but after the sixth attack by a supervillain. I'm moving get out I'm sorry. Yeah, no, I'm with you there, but The prison is currently holding Luigi and Diddy damn that's crazy The prison is currently holding Luigi and Diddy. Damn. That's crazy. That is wild. You know?

And if any of the potential allegations and rumors about Diddy are true, they might be having a good old time in there. Frank, they're not gonna be able to see each other. You think they're in solitary confinement? Yeah. Not in like some like gen pop? No.

They're not gonna let them pop. You don't think so? No way. I will say, there should should be like you should pay for a photo op like that one that he got yeah that was a crazy photo which is crazy because it beat out the Trump one what a year for pictures I mean there's two can you name good pictures from any other year? That's a good point. That's what I'm saying, you know?

And this isn't a joke. One of the last pictures I really remember was 23 years ago. Frankie. It's not a joke. I can't think of any famous pictures after that. Something with Obama. He was all video. No, the poster the poster but it's not a picture it said hope change sports stuff there were some sport pictures I'm

sure there were there were pictures we just can't Luigi's photo is better than Trump's photo man dirt I gotta admit both of them are sick. The Luigi photo is a banger though. The Luigi one is sick because- It's more contrast. Like that's what you would see is like the cover of like a really good hip hop album. You know what I'm saying? Like a really good debut album. And then there's just like, you know, it's like oh shit.

And he's got like all the people behind him. Eric Adams is back there trying to get whatever goodwill he can out of this whole situation. Yeah. Yeah, it ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna happen cuz. Um, but then the Trump one was pretty sick cuz he was bleeding. I wish he was bleeding more. Joey.

There goes that third monetization strip. Damn. No, but I mean like it would look cooler if it was like, really good. If we're talking like, by the way, Rick Flair. Speaking of Trump, did you see his new haircut? Yeah. It's somehow worse than his previous haircut. Someone said that he looked like Mac's mom from It's Always Sunny.

I'm not kidding. I don't think that there's ever been a more accurate joke to be made. He does! He does look like her. He's got like... He's got the mullet. He's got like... it's like here. Like it's... uh oh. Well there goes the Illuminati reference. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's like here. They're like doing everything. I don't even know how to do it. What are you doing?

Why do the Illuminati have triangles? Come on, come on. Give us back triangles, guys. Fuck. By the way, have you looked at a dollar bill? The triangle and the eye are on it. Yeah, that's where it all, like, everyone is, it's on every dollar, I think, right? Yeah. Do you remember the- I do, I know what you're saying.

Tits of Erika? What? You don't remember that? Tits of Erika? Yeah. Who's that? There was like if you fold like the back of a $20 bill instead of saying United States of America it'll say tits of Erica and

Then like the one where it's like, oh Look, if you fold it this way, this isn't a joke. You fold it this way. It looks like where the towers got hit Yeah, like the towers burning. Yeah That's yeah, and then you've seen Batman and the and the Batmobile on a five what yeah there's a bunch of those weird ones I know the Lando Lakes butter you fold it so it looks like her boobs are out on what the butter package Lando lakes yeah when they had the Native American they bought which one I don't know if that's that. Wow, hold on Joey's getting cancelled for saying Native American. Indigenous? By Land O'Lakes. By Land O'Lakes butter. The one with the

biggest knockers. The fattest titted butter you could find. She's on her knees and like presenting the title of Land O'Lakes. I think they took her off. I hope. But then you fold it and it looks like her boobs. I don't remember that. You don't remember that? Actually I might. I mean, chances are if it was around when we were kids, I did it and was pumped about it.

Yeah. You know, I remember all those. I remember the one that I used to do was in, and it's weird that this is just right here for this, but like that I would put right on the board, the LAO club and I would like ask teachers like, are you in the LAO club? And they'd say like, what, what do you mean LAO club? You would do this to your teacher. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. The LAO club. Yeah. The LAO club. What is it? And they'd be like, what? I'd be like, are you in the LAO club? Oh, she's good. And they'd be like, what? And we're like, are you in the LAO Club? And they'd be like, no. And then we'd be like, all right, well, those jokes are ruined. But if you turn it upside down, it looks like a person jerking off.

Frankie, you did that to your teachers? Yeah. You were and you show and you. I wouldn't't know I wouldn't show them that I would just I would just leave and they'd say no it was like an inside joke with the boys like the boys knew what it meant yeah you wanted to know if your teacher was in the jerk-off club unbelievable I'm sorry what did you do in school that was so cool fucking 12 Hail Mary's? Pray to your daily bread That's not how to get fucking Don't

Don't do that. We can't handle another demonetization La o'clock that's so stupid, but it's so funny See I can tell you this right now if you were doing that in front of me Oh man, see I can tell you this right now. If you were doing that in front of me, I'd be losing it. You'd be laughing hard, dude. It would be the funniest thing in the world. It would be so funny.

Yeah. You know, that was back when teachers were allowed to teach and laugh. Do you remember? Now that would be a fucking. You'd go home early that day. Go home early. I'd go home forever and then get home

and go to the big home upstairs forever. Oh man was just gonna say something I forgot fuck yeah too bad bitch there it goes see you later I will say that I if oh sorry it was gonna I was gonna say like that kind of shit or when you were younger and someone came up to you was like yo do you like this or that you always knew you're like one of these answers means I'm fucking gay so like which one is it well someone did that to me once when they were like how do you look at your nails and I was like oh yeah and I was just like how they like how do you look at your fingernails like look at your nails and there's either this way or there's this way and

both were gay gay I got called gay for both of them. Yeah, so what's the straight way to look? at your nails you don't and you let him get dirty But yeah, I remember that one too it was like oh, I don't know I liked it and she's like yo, you're gay Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait Yeah, okay. Yeah, Joey was the type where someone would like send him a note that says do you like me? Yes, or no, and he would would circle or Frank I did that a lot I know you did or you would probably do that too no no one ever sent me a note asking me if I like them okay it's true it is true I never no one's ever handed you a note I don't believe

no they've handed me notes a hundred a hundred thousand times but like I wasn't easy Brad Pitt I was no I get notes cuz because I talked to people I talk I was a talker Okay But like no like and this is seriously true Okay, and I say this to Becca too and you kind of know this like there weren't girls that like had crushes on me And made it known if they did they but like I had like a girl that I liked and someone liked me and then yeah We were the most passionate, you know Boyfriend and girlfriend in sixth grade tons of people had crushes on you not especially in middle school, especially

I don't think so, dude. I Really? And I'm not I'm not joking around like I really don't think so. Here's the voice. No, I'm not joking around No, stop now. I'm getting fucking, like I'm a child now. And how would you know? You didn't know any of the people I went to middle school with. Bro, what do you mean?

I would show up there, I'm on aim. I get the low down from you. You were on aim, you were on aim. We went to a few parties. You did, that's right. Like three. One of our favorite, one of my favorite memories with you

because it is the dumbest thing in the world. Oh God. The dumbest, dumbest, dumbest thing in the world. And I know you'll remember this. Is it dumber than the LA Oak Club? It's up there. Is, um, you and I went to, there was a girl in my middle school that had a crush on me

and one of her friends had a crush on you. We went to her birthday party at her house. We took the train there on like a Saturday evening at like 5pm or something and as a birthday present we got an empty shoe box and we filled it with just like five slices of white bread and we gave it to her. I remember this vividly because at the time we would just say bread at random points in time and we thought it was the funniest thing ever yeah, and we gave it to her and she opened it. We went bread and No one laughs probably we laugh. We probably and we made a living making each other laugh, so I think we're okay Yeah, that was it. I'll tell you who did not a bright spot. I'll tell you who did not laugh her yep

Who was it? I remember. I'm not going to say the person's name. I don't know if you know how questions work. What was her name? I know it. I'm not going to say the person's name. Is it like a...

It's a very common name. So then is it Muhammad? It is Muhammad. It was Muhammad. The most common name yeah well you know I'm gonna give you do you have any more clubs not that I could remember you know what I do remember going through a phase of Lana yeah Lana was a big Lana was one was like yo you do yo, do you like Lana? Oh. You know who it is now?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why you're hiding. There was a girl in my high school, her name was Lana. And you're like, oh, your name is anal back. Way to go, Lana. Do you ever look at your name in the mirror and then realize it says anal?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stupid. Whatever. Being a kid is fun. It is the most fun. Yeah. And we- It's when the magic was. Are really appreciative that we get to remember how much of being a kid is fun. It is the most fun Yeah, and we magic was a really appreciative that we get to remember how much of being a kid we were Yeah

Such a random thing to say I don't even know how I formulated that sentence. Yeah, I mean either I think it's starting to get to that point. Yeah, but anyway I you you have made a good point and we'll leave the episode on this What is the better picture the Trump picture regardless of how you feel about Trump's politics and personal and everything that tells you that he may not record yeah everything to suggest he's not a good person also Luigi mm-hmm regardless of how you feel he is a murderer allegedly mm-hmm I don't know we don't know there yet.

He, he pled not guilty. My favorite honestly is seeing those comments. This doesn't even look like him. I'm like, it looks something. It looks honestly, even if it's like, yeah, but the eyebrows, they're different. And it's like, okay. It's like, this is a security camera. Yeah. So go, uh, what's the better picture? I think that's a really good question to leave people on. Really good. It's like, this is a security camera. Yeah, so go, what's the better picture?

I think that's a really good question to leave people on. Really good's crazy. I think the better question is, do you think Limp Bizkit holds up as much as Frankie thinks it holds up? The music? Did you do it all for the Nookie? What?

The Nookie. Huh? So you can take that cookie. And? And we'll see you next time. Yeah. The nookie, huh, so you can take that cookie and and we'll see you next time. Yeah