The Basement Yard - #497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

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Welcome back to the base Welcome back to the basement yard. How's it going Frank? Why you cracking your knuckles? I've learned how to crack my forearm Go ahead. I just did it. Oh Are you you crack a lot you crack a guy you cracky? Yeah, will you crack? Okay, well you go you go do you do a whole crack in one one go? I don't know what that means You crack your whole body like you crack your neck head all the shit. I do I do I do well That's all the same time where I just go like like yeah It takes time you start with your finger start with my fingers then you go I start with these so I go like this oh

And then I start like I go like this. Ugh. And then I start like, I go my thumbs. OK. I just did them, so. Please don't. I go my fingers. And then I go my thumbs. And then I, oh, my wrists. Why are you so creaky cracky like an old haunted house? And then I go my neck.

Dude, that sounded like you almost died. And then I go my back. Let's see if I can get my back going. That sounded like you almost died, and then I go my back. Let's see if I can get my back going Frank be careful. I don't need you to fall and when I'm home. I go my toes uh-huh and then Does anything else even crack my ankles my ankle sometimes crack your ankle yeah I can crack my nose I know that you just think you're my uncle or something and you're gonna trick me like oh look at my nose every now and then this is a serious one I can crack my sternum like I go like that and it pops I feel so good really that sounds like it would be

painful as all hell no it feels really good really good. Really? Yeah, I might have problems. I would say that if you continue to crack, you are- Well, no, they debunked that. It's been debunked. Has it? Yeah, where they were just like, it's gonna give you arthritis, and like, no, you're just popping little- Like, they're like little pockets of osteoporosis or something like that. Osteoporosis is the- your bones, like, whittling away. Yeah, no, no, no, but like there's something in, there's a fluid in your things that you're popping.

Can you crack anything? Crack me up. Crack me up. I guess that doesn't line up. Crack yourself up. Anything. Try to crack your neck. I don't want to.

Don't be scared. I'm terrified. Why? Because I could die? You can't, you physically can't crack your neck to kill yourself. Frank, if I wanted to crack my own neck, I absolutely could. No, I don't think it's like bro

I could I could crap Mike You probably have my pants. Yeah after I crack my no, I think I saw something once it was like you can't in like to yourself Exert the amount of force needed to snap your neck to kill you not with that attitude. I'll be really honest with you That's a sick way to go out cracking your own neck if someone were like That's cool, dude. Whenever I watch movies of someone getting their neck cracked or snapped. Mm-hmm It's not it's snapped right? Yes. I'm like that can't be real No, it is they're they're like they're severing something just like turning their head real fast I think they're like severing something that like

It's like if you sever that part of the spine or something it you were dead like period And I will tell you this these people that go to those chiropractors, and they're just like inches from death dude I I could not I could not because you're you're asking You're putting yourself right there right there on the cusp of death you and death could kiss and You could taste the metal in its mouth and You're just not you just you're not dying I see those videos and it's like sometimes he puts this he puts like a towel over your neck and head and it just Bro pulls it. I'm like you're gonna pop my head off like pop

Bro pulls it. I'm like, you're gonna pop my head off like pop Yo, it's it's a little intense and I know there are people that are or go to the chiropractor that are gonna be like It's not a no. Listen. This is actually what it is an adjustment or whatever cool, but also no, dude You know, I've been to a chiropractor before and he did this thing where he would align my spine every time I went there I went for like my knee I had like a torn meniscus and then he was like, I'd get in there and he put me on my face. Or my stomach I should say. Face down, ass up.

My ass was down as well. Okay, down for whatever you was about to do to it. No! But he would do this shit to my neck and then he would like be at the top of my Here my neck where my neck meets my back Where where is your pussy in your crack in this? Yeah that those there was a there was cracking going on. Yeah, no pussy But he would do this thing where he would go like this and he would kind of shake it and he's like I'm aligning your spine and I was like I've never felt I feel like I'm an arrow dude

I feel straight as an arrow. Yeah, but I go in there and the first time he did it I was like dude. I'm a fucking there's a question dude. There's that person on the internet They work a lot with like professional wrestlers, but they have like a hammer and chisel Yeah, have you seen and he like puts the chisel like in the person's asshole? What is that fucking bang? Yo and literally goes to town have you seen those videos dude? It's like Michael Andrews sculpting a still legit. Thank you look. Thank you know, but he's swinging hard Yo, how is that going to help me? I don't know. I knew trying to chisel my ass like Marvel sure I'm sure that there is a legit reason and why they do it I refuse to believe that it is

Real because yeah, bro like it's a big like you'll go look at it It's like a big chisel dude this ass is getting just fucking hammered and chiseled away That's what I'm saying and also I'm scared because I don't have a huge Butthole, but if you take a hammer and chisel to it the chisel could go in hold on hold on hold on hold on Just so we're clear. He's not chiseling the asshole itself. It's like the tailbone the coccyx It looks like he's close to the hole. I mean I agree wrong hit one wrong slip You're getting you know punctured like a balloon. That's what I mean also, bro. You're gonna hammer my coccyx Take it easy. I mean also bro you're gonna hammer my coccyx take it

easy I mean anything like I don't know your head's gonna like pop out you know like you're gonna be like a rock of Sockham robot my spine through the back of my neck like a rock of Sockham robot yeah well you know the top of your spine you're hammering my coxin listen I've been to a chiropractor. I've never been hammered. Have you? I've never been hammered me although they did have this machine. Well, yeah. Have you ever been knee hammered? Oh, yeah My knees been throttled. I love the knee hammer. Yeah, bro. They used to when I got my knee surgery. I had to go to Physical therapy and they had to like test my reflexes and shit. I think that's so fucking cool They would do the stimulation on it the electrostim and it would be like a pulse and it would be like that's cool

Bro, it's I love electricity. I love Electricity shirt slap me in the face, okay The the reflex test though like pink bank. I love that yeah It's like let me do it I'll tell you this though that thing that they use that like little like red rubber thing in there that looks delicious It looks like a shark to it does it not only looks like a shark tooth It looks like and it's edible and I'll chew on it for sure. I don't know about you. Yeah I mean, I won't eat it. I would I'd look at it. I know on it

I would oh that thing is getting a no hundred percent like a mouse thousand percent Yeah, like a mouse on rope well no not my my son. Nope. It's this Yeah, I'm knowing like side of the mouth dog with a ball a Dog with a rubber ball in the side Just like this Yeah, yeah, you need it like you need a non like Popeye smoking a cigar I with his spinach and his cigar same side of his mouth by the way bananas

Which was crazy what a combination a can of spinach and a cigar and it was like cream spinach, right? It wasn't just like legit spinach. I mean cream spinach is legit if it's made it by not in a can I agree. Yeah, I would there are things That I would not eat out of a can any meat Yo, did you ever see the tik-tok? There's this like food reviewer on tik-tok and she reviewed they sell burgers in a can Here you go. Yep. This is for you. That's disgusting dude. It's a full like cheeseburger bun and all in a can It must be the most unhealthy thing ever and it is yeah, it's that Asian girl. It's that Asian girl. Yeah

Just just oh my god Is it a see-through just pull up? No just pull up and see where she pulls it out So you could see what it looks like coming out of this can do It is what would elect to do this. Oh, we got noise Dude where she pulls it out dude where she pulls it out where she oh my god this is disgusting oh where she opens it and pulls it out is it wet well she has to like heat it that's how

you heat it up so you put it in like boiling water to heat up the contents that's a giant fucking fat burger that's a fat burger shout out to this girl what's her name and me made me made me made she's getting a free plug right now. Yeah, I mean made Brother you there's like timestamps on the side that you can just yeah I thought you wanted this oh, yeah, this is why this is look at this it comes wrapped in a app Just got pants on your pants pants on the burger

Dude, I'm disgusted by this oh My god that is bad. I thought it would look worse. I'm disgusted by this. Oh my god. That is bad. I thought it would look worse. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I thought it would look worse. That bro in a can though. Like there's nothing. I'm not eating it. There's no what would you how much for you to try it? Not too much.

500 bucks. Easily. You'll try for 500 bucks? Take a bite? Yes. Yes. well we have a can yeah I couldn't I'm sorry whatever that mystery you're throwing up I know that yeah it's so easy it's so scary no. It's so scary. No, but um I've never been hammered by hammer and chisel for my back Yeah, I know me either but like I they put this thing on me to like check the density or whatever of something

And it was a little hammering machine and it hammered your spine hammered my shit Yeah, you got ham right from the back right you know. That one actually would feel like it wouldn't be bad. I wasn't a big fan of it. You ever take a, what are those called, like a TheraGun? Yeah. And you just like put it on your head? Oh, yeah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

My whole head shakes. And then it gets itchy. Yeah, what is that? And then my head gets itchy. I put it against my head, and I'm like, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. And I'm like, this is me in like that that that that that that I don't like this is me an earthquake I love doing that yeah No

I don't think it's that intense No, but it's it feels weird. Are you worried about her earthquakes? No, I mean yo, I was mad scared when we had here Yeah, I was like in my apartment you live and you live a couple floors up I live a couple floors up so it would have been as they say in show business fucking dead My TV started going and I literally was like I'm gonna fall into the water now Like that's scary, bro. Do you think but if you fall in the water you just you'll swim

Yeah, I won't why not because I'm falling. I'm inside of a building that's collapsing into the East River just ride a piece of like concrete down not everything is a fast and furious man. I know okay I don't like I'm not a big fan. I'm not a big fan of those movies. I'm not a big fan of those movies. Don't say that as if I'm a big defender of Fast and Furious unless Vin Diesel wants to put us in one and pay us a couple dozen million. A couple dozen million? I haven't seen one since like number two. I've never watched one.

I've never watched one. You've never seen a Fast and Furious movie? I've never seen one. Is this it's never seen a fast and furious man. I've never seen one is this one of those things you refuse now I know when I was a kid I refused because our friend got hit by a drag racer because those movies used to be about drag racing and now they're just Superhero movies now. They are full-on like people just going into space with a Honda Accord. Yeah, how is that? That's not it's like're going to take this Dodge Ram. It's like, clearly sponsored.

We're going to take this Dodge Ram built glass. 0% APR, and we're going to drive it off a cliff and land it in a plane that's going to space. All right, listen up, agents. We need to figure out how this group of bikers got this Dodge Charger with 3500 down 0% APR 36 month lease

you know through the cities of Brazil you know we're gonna drive this Dodge Ram through the sewers of the city Come on all right everyone Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like bro. What the fuck is this? Come on. All right everyone If anyone else knows how to get America's favorite muscle car The Mustang the Ford Mustang over this broken bridge Which has been? JP certified

and Gotten the what's that fucking award thing that they do the JP power and associates certified as the best muscle car best three years in a row how are you gonna land this award-winning car three years in a row and running on a boat yeah yeah what man if only we had some getty premium leaded unleaded gasoline which is always the cheapest on the market if only we definitely could get for this 1967 Shelby GT alright dude chill out been we see through it all family I love when movies do that when the product placement is so ridiculous

Yeah, like I think it was like one tense movie, and he's like hold on let me take a drink of a Pepsi Max You're like alright guy. What are we doing here? This moment calls for an ice cold drink of the Rocky Mountains? Coors light and they like hold it up like this and they drink it with the logo facing out. How you doing bartender? Can I have the banquet beer? Tours? No light? It's ridiculous. Alright, listen up. The only way we can get through this mob of bad guy drivers is if we're fueled by the champagne of beers.

Miller Highlife. guy drivers is it were fueled by the champagne of beers Miller high life true bro they I hate when movies do that because it just completely takes me out the movie you know what I hate when movies say the name of the movie in the movie I hate when they do that oh I like if it makes sense like it's it's different if it's like I don't even but it's like I like when they do it and it's like clearly supposed to be like funny or something like hot tub time machine Yes, the example where it's like it's almost like a hot tub time machine Yeah, yeah, or like but like I hate when it's like a serious movie, and it's like oh, you know they call them

The Raven and it's like that's the name of the movie. Yeah, I know I hate when it's something like obscure And it's like one of these movies that like you can't you don't know why It's called that you know what I mean like it'll like the movie will just be called It'll be like a crime thriller and the movie's called like you know Cream cheese sandwich, and then it's just yeah like just something like that don't fuck with the cats well no that makes sense That's a documentary Yeah, about a guy that fucked with cats did he I can't remember what happened oh yeah he did oh I thought he just killed Luca Magnata no he killed he graduated a human at a certain point

yeah yeah but he started with cats that's right and it was not sick dude yeah it's not that documentary we're not supportive of him fuck you Luca Magnata Well the hell what are you a an Italian dessert? Yeah get out of here Luca Magnata Too much too much plugs. He's getting free plugs on a weekly episode You said his name you said that don't fuck with cats I gave an example of a dog I was just saying like a movie that has like an obscure title You can't like make the connection. Yeah, you know TV shows do that a lot. Yeah, bro. Do you remember? You probably don't know and they'll just be like it'll be like a mop hit and he's just like

Please don't shoot me like there's like a gun pointed at his head He's like my first memory a cream cheese sandwich for my dad And it's just like that's what you based them like that's what you named the movie off of Marty Scorsese. I love you Put me in your movie. That's it. I don't got anything bad to say about Marty Imagine being could you imagine y'all do here's next movies making? It's like a podcasters Because that would be awesome criminal podcast. I know two guys with Joe Pesci Thanks fucking heads

Not good not good all right. I'm sorry. Yeah, but no It's like the mafia movie, but in Hawaii and the rock is like a moth like a Hawaiian organized crime boss Leonardo DiCaprio's gonna be explosions and guns in that one you can rush your explosions Bro, if the rock is in the movie things are exploding. That's just a fact. There's no not explosions. I'm just saying this. Listen. Dwayne. Mr. DJ is what they call him.

Well, I'm not in on it. I'm not like that yet. That's true. I'm not in. You are. You guys are on a first name basis. I think mine expired. I haven't seen him in years. You still got his number? I never had his number. You still got his email? Probably.

Let's hit him up. All I'm gonna say is, we're giving you this first piece of... For free. Dwayne, okay? Every movie you're in, you need a rock bottom somewhere. It's done. It's like,

it's like, Tarentino would feat, Yeah. It's like, Stand the N-word, apparently. Well, I don't like that. What am I saying? I don't like that one, though.

I'm just saying. I just want to make that very clear Tarantino would feet yep fucking What was the guy's name? What was the guy directed psycho? What was his name the fat dude? Hitchcock Hitchcock with being in little cameos in his movie You know Oh M Night Shyamalan also M Night Shyamalan with you also cameos in his movies. You know what else? What are the director trademarks are there Sam Raimi? He likes eyes Just make your own like this is my thing that no matter what movie you're in someone has to get rock-bottom Hmm it could be like the fault in our stars three the stars are also at fault

Yeah, and then you and you rock star a planet star a planet Fault in our stars starring Dwayne the Rock Johnson. He's rock bottoming like it's so Bad you know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying but like making your thing your trademark your actor trademark what an insane thing yeah so hey you know you see that movie fault in our stars no no no have you ever seen a walk to remember uh no no no no That's Mandy Moore and... The other guy. Who's walking and remembering?

He and... With Mandy Moore. They're both walking. One of them is remembering. The only thing I remember is like she had like a list of things she wanted to do. Cute. And she was like, I want to be in two places at one time. And then he like drove her somewhere and then he like brought her here and he's like, stand

here, stand there. It's like, this is the state lines's like stand here stand there. It's like This is the state lines here in two places at one time, and I was like yo that is so fire Oh really yeah, I was like that is I mean what else would she have meant I? Think that's that's the only answer that's the thing I don't like that there's no other answer I want to be in two places at the same time well you can't Mandy more I think there's one very literal thing and you could have done it Decades ago if you've wanted to I think that she meant she was like you know like on this list

I don't know. I don't remember the rest of the movie. I think she goes down. I don't know well The walk was so memorable that they you know I mean what makes it more memorable the only thing that you can do when someone dies is remember so I know I tend to stay away from like movies like that where it's just like you know like They fall in love, and it's like Someone's someone's sick, and then it's just like you know what's gonna happen. You know yeah What's gonna happen is I'm gonna cry on my couch? I don't like I don't like put myself in those predicaments. I tried recently why was I crying I?

Saw something and I was like ah damn it shit got me so bad. Oh, it was on a plane Oh, you're watching a movie you're watching. Yo, I was sitting next to this guy on the plane Oh, you hide the cry from the guy of course. I was hiding the cry from the guy. Well. He was also asleep He was an old fucker Yo, and he wouldn't shut the fuck up We had a flight attendant and she was she looked like she was an old fucker. Yo, and he wouldn't shut the fuck up. We had a flight attendant, and she was- she looked like she was like 23, like pretty girl. And he just wouldn't stop leaving her alone. This guy would not leave her alone.

Bro, old people, no one wants to talk to you. It's tr- it's honestly true. No one wants- and like, I love how they do it because they're just like, I'm gonna be so nice and like, she's gonna show me attention. Dude. Unless- And he was like, how many flights have you been on today and she's like oh this is my fourth for it's like oh you must be real tired I'm like you can't say that you it's just

bad she nothing's gonna come of it leave these poor fucking women alone please old people old men leave up leave us I'm not a woman just leave them alone dude they don't want to talk to you dude, and then he was going off and he was like He goes, oh, you know I travel all the time like I travel all the time whoa Dude, it gets way worse. So then he says to her He was like keeping up the conversation you could tell that she didn't want to be in it She was like giving short answers and stuff and she was going oh wow like stuff like that like oh wow that's crazy She so he kept going like oh, I travel all time. He goes I sometimes I go to Qatar just on a pin

That's what he said Wow I was like first of all that expression is wrong on a pit on a pin I go I go to Qatar on a pin drop of a dime is what I think he was like yeah The drop of a pin or some shit that also doesn't make a drop of a dime whatever the fuck you're dropping something And then you're in Qatar So he was like saying that and he's like yeah, dude that he's like they don't even give me a big heads up I just get on the plane or whatever and this was a flight from DC to New York. So it was short It was like 40 minutes. So he's like this. This is nothing. This is like obvious. No, I think she said that she goes Oh, wow. So like this flight is probably nothing he goes

Honestly going to London is like going to the grocery store and I I was like how do I kick open the window to get out of oh? Yeah, no you really want to just be like bang See ya oh we're all through the little window and jump into the engine gotcha. Yeah, that's pretty bad How do I get out of this conversation? It was driving me crazy? I love how now I you know as teenagers you do that because you have no sense of how to fucking Talk to people because life is awkward as an old dumb idiot if I'm doing that if I'm just like you know How sick I am I take flights, and they don't feel long you suck the ultimate way I would if I was hurt or turned around and be like Ladies and gentlemen there's a man on the plane who

doesn't care about long flights it's very easy for him let's give him a random a floor oh I would have said I would have picked up that phone and I would have said ladies and gentlemen there's a man in row 28 seat B that has a gun go kill him off of this plane because that is so it was annoying it was annoying for me, and I wasn't even involved That's I really don't I just don't want to talk to sometimes watching people flirt is real tough It's brutal cuz it's like bro. What are you hoping to get out of this conversation? She's 23 and it was like one thing if like if there's like old people that are That are super nice and actually having a conversation asking questions and blah blah blah like you can tell this dude though was just

giving like bro if I heard him say going to London is basically like going to the grocery store I would have cocked back and sent my foot through his chest so goddamn hard I wanted to cock back and send my foot through his chest so goddamn hard. I wanted to cock back and send my head through the window. I really thought about it. You should have. What I started thinking about actually, because that was an actual thought that popped in my head, I was like, how hard would it be for me to kick this thing out?

Honestly. Do you think you could break it? Because there's like a plastic thing and then the actual thing, I'm getting through the plastic. plastic thing and then the actual thing I'm getting through the plastic so if it can withstand the air pressure you think your fucking chicken legs are going through it Joey?

this thing is made to fly 500 miles per hour at 30,000 feet you think one guy that lifts one time a week is gonna put his foot through it Frank we're up to three four nowadays squats one time a week if that no yeah I don't know no hey this when I when I have sat window and I see that little pinhole at the

bottom I freak out because I'm like I know it's meant to be there but it doesn't seem like it's supposed to be there Do you know it's a myth that if you just like open the exit window? No one's getting sucked out. It's not a thing Are you sure yeah? Why not because the pressure they they adjust the pressure it's pressurized no there was also a video recently where the fucking exit door blew Open and people were sitting there in their seats like hey, I'm like in the wind do me a favor Yeah, stop with these scary plain story talks, dude And people were sitting there in their seats like hey make in the wind do me a favor. Yeah Stop with these scary plane stories. Oh, dude Please not very I know I know I know I don't need to be reminded of it it don't

Go ahead I'm gonna close my eyes and no video give each other like nod, I was gonna look up if you get sucked out of a plane window. Yeah, you can't. Bro, think about people who are skydiving. Let me be very honest with you. I think about every possibility. Frank, think about army planes. They're at 10,000 feet. They're at 10,000 feet when they skydive.

What's the difference? You're going the same speed. There is a difference at going 35,000 feet up, Joey. It's extremely unlikely and planes are designed to prevent this from happening, though it has happened in rare cases. Rare cases. Joey, there's a difference pressure-wise at 10,000 feet and 30,000 feet, dude. I'm sure there is. But it doesn't happen. Unless in rare cases.

What will actually happen is everyone's gonna get really cold. Because it's cold up there. I love when you click the interactive map and it tells you and it's like outside it's negative 54 degrees and I'm just like, ooh it's chilly. You know it's such a stupid thing to put on a plane

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Yeah. Like not a long... I think after a while I'm going to psych myself out and go nuts and be very scared. Bro, I wouldn't be able to walk. I can't even think about walking. Bro, because you have to like, it's like that thing, you ever been to like a fun house and it's like you go in the tunnel and there's like a light tube that's moving but you're not moving?

Uh huh. But like for some reason your brain is convinced that you are so like you feel like you're going like this and you like freak out and drop? That's what I would feel like it is. Yes, and no I think that all planes should have Access to like a cockpit Camera like I want to see I don't want to see what's going on in there. What I like that I love watching videos of like in the cockpit planes landing That's so what if and we're giving big plane big ideas right now?

So these are all copywritten and they're watching and they're watching always trademark copyright. That's how it works What if planes had like a special room that like you can go sit in for like five minutes, and it's like You know how like Star Wars the Millennium Falcon has like a turret oh you can get below and it's like below and it's well you know you're not shooting like you're like it's just like a like you're sitting on like a swivel chair and it's like a dome bubble and you could just like see would you do that you wouldn't do that oh no I wouldn't no because I would I would I would while I'm going down there tighten the nuts and bolts Yeah, I wouldn't be able to do it, but would you be cool for takeoff?

Or what if I'm just having all these great. I asked you a question Well, let me have my thing for I think I know the answer anyway the answer is no I know if you're asking what I'm gonna do on a plane. I'm gonna sit there and not move That's not what I was gonna ask, but I already what if they had like a little contraption. It's like a slide and like you can like lay face down on the bottom of the plane and like There's like eye holes and you can see You're getting nuts. I am this isn't a playground. What else do you want a sprinkler? This is ridiculous a slide a pool in a plane does that exist?

Maybe on Emirates. Yeah, we don't know I mean they have showers. Yeah I was gonna say would you ever and I know you wouldn't but what would it take? For you to the answer is money. I know that but I'm saying what? The answer is money. What would it but is do you is there a price on and like a realistic one, okay? where You would get in the back of an f16 Because that's a thing and like you can go and they could go back speed well No, they probably wouldn't do that, but those go like straight up. I know I'm gonna say this yeah, I

Will do it would be no I will do it if there is no camera on me because we ever see people going like What happens to their face there like six G's then they become like yeah? I don't even know how the face does that no camera on me. How much would I get paid to do that? Yeah? Like if so, let me let me say a number because you're gonna go nuts with it. No, no, no. I'm thinking realistic. Okay. I'm thinking honestly realistic.

What if someone was like... How long? How long? How long what? How long am I up there? Oh. I don't... I don't... Like, uh...

Just be very clear. 15 minutes or something? That's an eternity. Is it? I don't know how long those are. I'm sure people do them. Bro, 15 minutes. Do me a favor. Sit and do nothing for 15 minutes and tell me how long that feels. You're on a plane. It's the same thing. It's still scary. I know, but you're making it seem like you don't do that. You sit on planes. Alright, give me a realistic price. 60 grand. Oh yeah, I'll do it for that. I was going I was going way lower. I'll be honest my my realistic price I was lower but yeah, yeah 60 grand. I'm cool with that. It's not really a set time. Yeah, well like 45 30 I

Would say lowest I would go would be 25, okay, but you would do it for that for 20 I would be so for 25 grand If I flew in an f-16 for 15 minute Yeah, I actually know I would say 30 grand is the lowest I do to two grand a minute We're we're talking to her work. We're honestly this is not Outside the realm of possibility are you gonna pay me to do this because then I'm going to increase my price no no no it's not me I know, but who could pay us to do that this sounds like something like Red Bull would do Bro if Red Bull paid me oh 60 grand to go in an f16

I would do it not so scared. I would be very scared I would be like it would be just going straight up, and I'd be like oh my god And then they do that thing Where they like I will say this as scary as it is They got eject buttons Brother still scary. That's even scarier even scarier What do you mean they have eject button as if that's supposed to calm me down at least if it's like y'all the thing is spinning It's like bro. Just eject yeah, but brother just because it's spinning this way if you

reject it could still get you what's getting me something bro if it's spinning like this now and you reject this way by the time you might not you might get hit by something whatever designed to fall like a feather yeah are they yeah brother why do they always go down like this in the movies huh movies Whatever. They're designed to fall like a feather. Yeah. Are they? Yeah. Bro, then why do they always go down like this in the movies? Huh. Bro.

Movies, they're fake. People are getting sucked out of planes, for god's sakes. Why did we pick this episode to talk about this? I don't want this to happen, but I feel like I would be obligated to do it because I think that like, I saw a video of someone doing that, and I'm like, yo, that's insane. I'm so scared. You have a Red Bull connection. Yeah, don't remind me. Why don't you? I hope they're not long. Why don't you hit them up and say yo, we'll pay you guys no 50k each if you go in this f16

And be so you're doing I mean yeah, you're doing you would do it 50k. Yeah, I want to be included on that I okay, so we all get in there. We hold hands you can only fit one in one. All right. Sorry. Sorry Joe. I'm getting it right I Don't know dude, we would take turns but also here's my serious question Where's this thing taken off from if it's taken off from like a carrier in the middle of the ocean? My my price has tripled Carrier in the middle of the ocean you know my my price has rippled Quadrupled even if you're gonna put me in the middle of the ocean on a boat there with a flat top like a pancake The pun cock in yeah, no, I'm not doing that either

Too short of a I'm not landing on there. That's for certain and yeah, I'm not I'm barely Barely able to function with the thought of it. Yo, you know what else, too? This is something you got to think about also. If you do something like this, they're going upside down. They go upside down. Here's my thing. They barrel roll. And they do backflips.

Do a barrel roll. Bro. Where's that from? Where's that from? I don't know if I can do it now that I'm talking about it do a barrel Oh Fox Reno No

You're that you're so far there. It is star fuck which one Yeah, okay, 64 by the video game. Yeah, you don't remember that peppy like no barrel. Oh, yeah Yeah, but I I think you you you have I will tell you this I will do that way sooner than I get in a submarine way way dude really what yeah I hate both oh god I'm very cool yeah we're getting a plane for right where I am standing on the ground yeah but I'd I'd much quicker get in a plane than go in a submarine can you imagine being in a fucking f16 that bitch goes? upside down nah

bro on my head Is like I mean I've been on roller coasters. I've been upside down You're in a rocket ship It's different top speed 1500 miles per hour excuse me Bro, you can get you can get but that's the thing. You can't do that to me, but I'm gonna pass out I don't think they can go top speed for very long

No, I think it's just like a big boom and then they're done. They go up very hot. Yo, what? 55,000 feet nice of all that no double knob brother. Yeah, you eject that 55,000 feet you're not making it to the ground. You'll be way way way You'll be ice you will be ice brother cruising speed is the same as a plane so that makes sense, bro Going 1500 miles an hour. How do you train for that? I? Don't know this is I wait Here's what I would do if we had the opportunity to go to like what a crazy job I'll like I wouldn't and I wouldn't travel for this

because it sounds miserable but like those things where they're like space or like fighter jet training simulators oh they put you in a thing and you're just they do the g-force on you I just don't want a camera on me. I don't need to see what my face Dude they'd be like all right one g 2g Cuz you have to work on your breathing whenever you watch music they're like Well, yeah, cuz you can't catch your breath dude. I've been on roller coasters that are going so fast that it's hard to breathe I've put my head out of the window of a car when it's going very fast, and it's hard to breathe I Had dog yes, I have yeah, I've done it too. I mean yeah, that's scary I don't want to talk about anymore. I don't want that to happen anyone watch. I don't want it happen stop this

What get this shit off of our fucking computer? Shit off of our fucking computer. bro. I don't know why, I don't know why. Get this shit off of our fucking computer. It's the article of the fucking Toronto... Alright, Frank, let me ask you this question. Oh my god. Please, just X out, brother. Wait, Anne.

Anne was asking this question beforehand, and it was, If you could curse someone you don't like with a minor inconvenience for the rest of your life, what would it be? Like a minor inconvenience. Ooh, minor inconven- I wrote some answers here. Oh, you have- you have- how many did you write? I wrote four. What the hell? These are just four things that would drive me fucking nuts.

I would- I mean, immediately the first thing I'm thinking of is wet socks. Like every day they have wet socks for three hours of the day. You can't give time, that's- Well it minor if I do all day that it's all day hours Yeah, I guess so. I guess that's minor. That's minor. That's minor. I put lose your wallet once a day I would lose my mind Yeah But you're guaranteed to find it if the curse is that you lose it every day That means that you end up finding it and then get it back for the next day to lose it

It's not about finding it. It's just about like, I'm about to leave and that's when I notice that I don't have my wallet and now I'm like, oh it's like at an inconvenient time. Yeah, who's looking for the wallet when they don't need it? I mean, I always like to know where my wallet is. You're in your house and you just randomly get up and look for your wallet? I know. I just make sure I put it where it's supposed to go. Like I mean, that's weird. Why? I always have the same spot for my wallet and I, I just make sure I put it where it's supposed to go. That's weird. Why?

I always have the same spot for my wallet and I just every now and then glance over to make sure it's still there. Because I got kids and they got sticky fingers. Oh, that makes sense. They got sticky fingers and I have, I once, this is like recently, I was like hanging out, we were at the house like doing something. I think I was like just like something and I hear Ruby running around and Maeve is like chasing her and I hear back or someone

say like give her the keys and I'm like if those are my car keys like fuck you know what I mean because that would have been a problem and it was and thank God I fucking why would there be such a huge problem for a fine car keys today or this big? Oh, they're not like back in the day where you had like 30 keys on a key ring They would have hit them in like a bro if those kids hide that car key. I'm never around I'm never ever finding it ever again. Yeah, I also have so this is like a pretty niche one I have can't turn off the slow close captioning on the TV

so like I have can't turn off the slow close captioning on the TV So like you know when you're like in like a barbershop or something and they have the ones that kind of like type out Yeah, they're always mad behind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I That drives me so insane. Oh, I'd rather give up TV for the rest of my I'd rather first of all I hate subtitles. I don't I like I do not like them because my eye just Like it just goes for that and now It's been go like people and making fun of it on tik-tok, but like it will fucking prematurely Spoil whatever you're watching sometimes like that's happened legit has happened to me where it'll be like so and so is gonna reveal that They're the murderer or whatever and they'll just be like well. I have something to tell you and

At the bottom it'll say it's me me I did it and I'm like well fucking there it goes yeah I I won't use close I won't use captions or subtitles I should say um if it's like something with comedy cuz I'm like this will kill like the punchline if I like read it hmm I don't watch it for that but like I just rewatched Game of Thrones I don't know what the fuck's going on most of the time I gotta like read this yeah that's why I can't watch it for that, but like I just rewatched Game of Thrones. I don't know what the fuck's going on most of the time I gotta like read that's why I can't watch that show anymore. Yeah, I watched it once

I'm good forever, but I feel like that's a good one like if you if that's always on the TV I would go nuts bro, especially when there's sports on there's no way they can catch up the captions are ten minutes ago Bananas and sometimes the caption blocks the score that too. Yeah The captions are going over the basket I'm like there was one I was watching something recently and the subtitles were on and it was like the subtitles were over like What the character was looking at like it was like a reveal they were like, but you couldn't see it because it just said like so-and-so stares Aggressively and I was like, what the fuck I don't like them. All right, how about how about if I could curse someone?

Anytime they they drink something it gets that like wrong pipe and it like tastes like that in their mouth forever Oh like a forever but like and for a couple minutes. So like you aspirate or whatever Oh, yeah, and then it just tastes like orange juice for the next hour. I just thought of a great one. Wow, blah blah Whenever you eat rice you get one of those kernels stuck. Oh my god. Oh my god I hate that and your sinus and your sinus is what you're referencing. Yeah. Yeah You never had that if you like talk while you're eating rice or a carrot for some reason It'll like go up into your sinus and then you have to like Yeah, you have to like try and really get it out. It's so annoying another one

I have is motion activated things don't work on the first ten tries, so if you're trying to flush a toilet You're just I Don't wave in a toilet usually but I hear what you're saying I put my hand I think the way and seek with the thing the way over it then I go like this the worst one is the Like the sinks are bad the soap dispensers are way, way worse. I think sinks are worse than soap. I think I don't.

That's not even my least favorite type of sink. My least favorite is the buttons that you have to hit. And then like it's not like the timing of the water dispersion is not quick. Like it's too quick, actually. So you have to like, you know, like you're fucking, you know, doing surgery, motion activated, shit not working. What do you got? like, you know, like you're fucking, you know, doing surgery. Motion activated shit. Not working. What do you got?

What are you thinking? What about every time you finally sit down or lay down and get comfortable? You have to pee. Yeah, that sucks too. Like the initial within the first minute of getting comfortable. Yeah. But then it'll never stop. You'll pee always because then you get up and then you go to get comfortable again.

And it happens again. So you'll always have to pay. Gotcha. What about your farts are always loud Okay, every single one there are people that will be pumped by that I would that would be a major inconvenience for me pumped by like every time you actually far far Like a fart is leaving your butt people can hear it that is a lot of that people love that people love that There are farters out there, dude. Yeah, I'm one of them, but not like in pub

Hmm. I mean that would be a major inconvenience for me like that would be for anybody to be like you're in like a meeting if You got to pass the gas Hurt you know that would be Hit that I also have your phone battery doesn't stay alive for more than two hours That's a that's a major Alright, what about four hours major I think it's too bad anything less than ten hours Major what about this every time you plug in your phone to charge it and you come back you accidentally didn't plug it in You know yeah, but then you'll never plug it in I got one. I got one. That's a minor inconvenience. It's crazy

I think no I'm not you're I'm using your logic is just like every time you do this So like then any time you try to plug it in it gets unplugged It's true. It seems major. I have a good one Every single phone charger that you have is that fucked up one that has to be in a oh So that you can like you got to like fold it and put that's a good one Yeah, oh my god. That would be horrible. That would really suck or every pair of Earbuds that you have fall out of your ears. Oh my god

Yeah, like you can't ever like they always there's always one that falls out for no reason You can switch the size of the silicone. It doesn matter dude. Do you know that I had a pair? I forgot what it was, but I went on a run one day, and it popped out of my ear He kicked it really windy and like there it was small. It was like this It wasn't like a apple one or whatever and it hit the floor and started rolling in the street And I took one step towards it and a car drove over it. I can't wear- He was like, you fucking kidding? It was like a movie.

I can't wear- the only headphones I could wear are the Muffs, or the ones that go like in and around your ears. The Apple ones don't fit for you? No, not- literally I've never wore a pair of earbuds that like- It works with a stick they'll fit they'll fit and then I don't know if it's just my eel my eels are so oily Like my ears are so oily, but they one always pops out always always always always yeah The ones that like the only the apple ones that are like they have like the stick You know yeah, but other ones that are just like they just go in your ear

And the whole thing is in your ear none of those ever fit me. Oh, I just got a really good one what every food no matter what it is whether it be drink food anything Comes at room temperature It's never cold. It's never hot that feels mage. Why does that make you're saying they can never enjoy a meal again? No, they can heat it up, but anytime they get it, it's room temperature. Whether it be ice cream, whether it be steak, whether it be coffee, whether it be a cold beer. So like they can still chill it themselves or heat it up, but no matter what, anytime they go to consume it, whether it be the whole plate or drink or cup or whatever is room temperature

What about every time you want to order a drink your first initial drink that you want they never have oh? That's a good one. I hate that But then I but then I would just be like I don't really want this drink And that's why I would order it you know what I mean you see what you're doing there What are you talking? I don't know this curse exists. I don yeah, you're like oh, I don't know yes, gotcha gotcha gotcha Okay, all right um Hmm every restaurant you go to they have QR code menus I Lined that actually no that's annoying you that is the worst in the world

QR code menus. Oh my god I hate it I don't dislike it Bro I'm here Wine me dine me Don't- don't make me do work Don't make me scan and sit there and go like this Give me a menu I don't know I don't know

Make it look appealing I like that because as soon as I sit down I can get a menu Like some- Well you're also- but the answer shouldn't be that it's now a QR code they should just when they sit you down have the menus in their hand and give it to you immediately usually they do that but like there are some restaurants I like they'll seat you and then someone will come over and I understand like airports where it's like you scan and it's like your seat and whatever but if I go to a restaurant I enjoy that a lot I don't

mind it I like that I like order and someone comes right to my fucking But if I go to a restaurant and they're just like Here's our scan this QR code for our menu I'm immediately upset Immediately Because then I have to zoom in and I miss out what's over there And I have to zoom out and everything is too small I don't like it

I'm furious by it This may be a major one You guys can be the judge of that but like anytime you open something that's like a soda or a beer that thing breaks oh oh the top so you have to like push it down or something I don't think that's major I think that's a good one yeah that is a good one yeah I agree that feels sucks every time you try to open up a wine bottle the cork breaks oh that would be who you're talking to you're telling me that you're talking to vino volo over here it's like those like wine

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it melts like very quickly. Gets all over your hands. It gets everywhere. I was gonna say, anything that you have that's like crunchy, explodes. Oh, I was gonna say the opposite. Like you're expecting it to be crunchy, but it's just like stale and soft.

You know what I'm talking about? a chip like a stale chip oh oh I got a good one every time you go to a bar you try to order a drink from a bartender it takes like 12 minutes I got a every time you wipe after taking a poop your finger slips through Disgusting yeah, it's gross as hell um every time you piss you splash on your pants. Oh Like that happens to you every time you know every time you wash your hands. There's no paper towels Yeah, that's annoying you got to do the pant white thing Or every time you go to dry your hands,

it's a really weak powered air blower. You know what I mean? Like one that's just like, Hoooooooo just and it's every block I was just gonna say that anytime you're in the car you hit at least one pothole that makes you go like oh fuck you know you know that pot it doesn't it not doesn't mean it's gonna fuck up your car but you know when you hit that pothole and you're just like when I stop driving I'm gonna check on that, and then you never do? That. Have you ever hit a pothole and your car just went,

not today? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I've hit a pothole and immediately my tire was like, I'm done. I hit a pothole and my car started smoking. That happened to me. I hit a pothole and I popped my tire on the 4th of July.

So getting someone to come and help tow my car and everything took forever. Oh, that's a good one What if it's like on every major holiday? There's wherever you have to get there's major traffic Yo traffic it would be enough for me to end it Yeah, I I despise traffic yeah, I Cuz I hate being late to stuff oh my god That's probably a great answer too.

Like if I'm always like a little late. Oh my god. Oh I have a good one, I have a good one. Because this is kind of minor. But every time you're in line to do something, it's always cut off right before. Like you're the last one. Like you'll get in, but like they'll let in like 20 people

and then it's cut off at you and you have to wait again. That, bro I hate that. When I'm in a red light and I'm like, alright, this is perfect I'll make it through on the next screen and then my car is the first one stopped Frank, bro That drives me bananas. I can't tell you the last time That I actually stopped at a red light when that's the case Oh, I'm through that bitch unless the person in front of me runs the red that I'm like, alright I'm gonna get hit there are times where I That bitch unless the person in front of me runs the red that I'm like all right I'm gonna get hit there are times where I

Go I'll tell you this a really like a good thing about Jersey that people like you never would have imagined Was those are long yellow lights brother. Those are long yellow lights. Yeah, so you know cuz like here. It's like green You get two blinks of a yellow, and then it's red yeah, not in Jersey you get like a solid like 12 seconds 12 Maybe not that long it feels that long like the whole light is that it feels that long Wow yeah What about every time you want to watch a show or a streaming service you have to re-sign in oh? My god, that's a great one Brutal do that that I I'll be honest. I'll just not watch like I've done that before you said a good one before the buffering Oh, yeah, oh my god like when you're trying to watch a show it just but it just always buffering

Oh my maybe you get a couple spurts like every two minutes it starts buffering that would I mean I guess we could go that we can if we're gonna do media and stuff like that it's just like anytime you play a video game like a Certain amount of time in it freezes and you have to reboot it up again. Oh, that's pretty bad. Like, you don't lose your save progress, it just freezes and you need to redo it again. What about, uh... Or, anytime you play a video game, there's always an update.

That's a good one. People that don't play video games might not understand that one. That one is fucking miserable. Every... every other time that you have to go to an event you get stuck behind a garbage truck. Oh That's every other time. All right, I guess I guess you can or every sporting event you go to the team you want loses You actually I could use that No, but you don't know After like 20 times, but I can't keep going I mean, but if you're a Yankee fan You're never gonna bet the Yankees are gonna lose, you know, you're a giant fan. I know well right now might be yeah

You know what I'm saying like or or for the rest of your life You'll never see one of your favorite teams win a championship because that's not major I mean I guess for certain people it could be But like Yeah, I don't think I'll ever see a jet Championship, I don't think I'll ever see that. Oh all your socks have a hole in him Mmm, your every day is a bad hair day

That feels major. That's pretty major. Really? yeah, just like a hole in a sock is like it's like you could deal with that Every time you put on an item of clothing you find a stain Like a little like a little stain not a crazy one. Yeah Yeah, every time you try to throw something in the garbage you miss I mean I can see I can see why that sucks yeah I think I feel like I don't do that often enough that that would really bother like after the 40th miss I'd be like there's something so I'm bad at this it's got to the point when I do stuff like that I throw it and it'll

it'll like whatever happens it'll be so unbelievable it's like I couldn't recreate that if I tried. Yeah. You know, and most of the time it doesn't go in. You always miss phone calls on the first ring? Oh, I don't care. Like your mom has to call you twice for you to be able to pick it up.

It's kind of a reality. I don't, yeah, and I really don't care about that. Except for my mom, I'll pick that up, but. I got just a constant little pebble in your shoe. Yeah, that's annoying. That was tough. That was annoying. Every time you, you, you like, you or someone cuts your nails on one of your fingers, they get a little too close to the skin and they do that thing like where they cut the skin under your nail. Uh...

Why are you saying, wait, what are you saying? Someone's cutting your nails? Well, if you go to get like a manicure or a pedure you can you can give these to women too or people that do That Joey no, but you made it seem like someone's cutting your own nails Well if I were to go get a manicure a pedicure Why wouldn't you just say you're cut when you cut your nails? Because then you'll just if I'll figure it out every time I do it. I'll just be like alright I'm never gonna do it again You can never keep your plants alive that is the world I live in the world that I'm

currently living in I'm actually I've actually kept this this one plant alive and there's a plant that my mom gave me in this pot and in like script It just says I love you right and I have killed every plant that I've except that one had and I've kept this alive because I Put it in my that when the plant dies your mom does yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So I'm like I got to keep this fucker alive, dude, bro, Becca Becca was like a super like plant I Don't want to say plant mom cuz but like Took care of plants. We had a ton of plants and then one day. She was just like

Over it and put like 90% of them outside to die She like walked them to the cliff and then shot them in the back of the head She made him walk the she made him walk the plank these more succulents I think she was just it was just too much to keep up with on top of all the other things to do and she was just like all right it's time to go that's funny what about every time you try to have something with milk the milk is just a little spoiled not not fully spoiled where it's like clumpy dumpy pumpies but like just enough where you're spouting like I got a great one I got a great one every day at some point during the day hair in your mouth that you can't get that you can't get you know what I mean

it could be your hair but it's like that feeling of like I can't get this thing I or that thing you know how anytime there's something in your teeth, and you try to get it It's like your brain knows where it is, but you can't ever find it with your finger Never had that and you ever had that I know when things get caught in my mouth I do know like when you when you guide your your tongue there You know exactly where it is when you have to like get it with a toothpick or something you can't ever find it Yeah, you feel what you're telling you try to pick with your finger like it's just the right. It's just the right tooth Yeah, yeah, yeah that every day. There's something in your teeth every day. I Just want to give this person just a leak somewhere. Just a tiny little leak

Oh like from like they piss their pants No, not an internal leak. No like like the faucet. She's always dripping like Always dripping. Yeah, I guess I guess I's always dripping. I have one right now. I guess. I guess I also have one. I have an ant problem right now. Jesus. Yeah, that's, I mean, just a couple traps.

So do we. Bading boom pow. Crazy. You're our ant problem. All right. All right. I'm kidding. I was talking about my aunt, Maurice.

I tried to make up a name. Maurice. I don't know why that was the name that I landed on yeah Insects could be a big problem like don't carpenter Every day at some point you walk into a spiderweb I mean I get why you hate that one night I understand because walking into a spiderweb every day. I don't get what the fuck you know you know what I do if it was Joe I'd just say

every day you just see a cockroach in your apartment. That would be so major. I mean, yeah, that's major, dude. How about this? Once a week your car gets destroyed with bird shit. Oh, I thought you were about to say that. Oh, I don't really care about that much. It's just bird shit. I'll wait till it rains. much it's just bird shit I'll wait till it rains huh what an insane response hi if you're if your car gets destroyed with bird shit you're not gonna go get it cleaned you're gonna wait till it rains what if it doesn't rain for two weeks you have a bird shit car yeah what about every time you have to drive somewhere you have to stop for gas yeah Yeah, I mean, that that's inconvenient, but it also could be major. Well, I never mind. What I was going to say, like.

This is stupid because it's not every time, like it's not like every bridge, but I was going to say every time there's one of those bridges that open every time they go up, we are approaching it and they like go up. Oh, well, that would only like if you live where those are or just pair it with even train tracks, like like every inconvenience like on transport happens. I got one every time you go to a restaurant and Your your server forgets one of the items you've ordered. Oh That's good. I like they always forget one of the eyes

So if you get a starter a main a dessert and a drink or whatever they always forget one of those how about this every first date card declines. Oh You can pay for it with your other card, but your card yeah But then you have to imagine the person's going on several first dates. You know no I would Double I think I don't think that's enough. I would yeah, I agree They're not enough because what if the person goes on one first date, and that's it They meet there I would say the person who I hate I would give them every first date at least working first date They just forget their wallet. Oh

My dude, that's major. I Would say that's major. Yeah, yeah, I would agree pass it No way, you can try if I forget my wallet on a first date and the woman has to pay Yeah, if I'm her I'd be like, bro, you didn't forget your wallet. Like, this is a game. You don't understand. My coworker I hated cursed me. I forget it every time.

I forget it every time. I'm trying to think of some that are just so minor, but like they would just make, they would like fucking add up. Every time you pick up a cardboard box, you get a little paper cup. That would bother me. That's a lot, yeah. That would bother me. That's a lot, yeah. That would bother me. I mean I think an easy one is like every day you stub your toe. Yeah.

I would want to think the person I hate is getting it harder than that. A little worse than that. Yeah you want to give it to them hard, huh? Not right. You want to give it to them nice and raw and hard. Hmm. I don't think he said raw we've spent 30 minutes on this it's fun I'm interested in seeing because I'm assuming people will just

like be in the comments with like really good ones now that they have like time to think about it like we're just trying to come up with them right now but like what about got a good one. Go. I don't want to say every time you say hi to somebody, but it's like a percent, half of the time that you like go to say hi to someone, static shock. Oh. Annoying. Ooh, what if you, every person that you meet, you forget their name?

That's also a reality I'm kind of living. That's pretty major no I yeah oh every time you set an alarm clock it doesn't go off mmm that could be major every time you order an uber it can't the first one always cancels on you that's been or even or I mean I don't know if this is worse, but like it but like every uber you order never mind It's only cool if you're like well if the curse is that you don't know it's gonna happen every single time I was gonna say every order that you order is like 10 minutes at least oh Yeah, I mean that's not canceling when they're close. Oh my god. I could I've had yeah

I've had that happen where they'd like take 20 minutes, and then they cancel oh no Can't do it. Yeah every time you take a mode of transportation you have an overly chatty person next to you Wouldn't make it out but would not make it out dude. I mean what you think he's going on the bus and the train Same planes you know all of them Uber that would suck chatty u, an Uber. That would suck. Chatty Ubers. Very niche ones.

Every time you go to Jersey Mike's they're out of the ham. Every single time you try to get a penne alla vodka, they use a little too much cream. Every time you get home your wife wants shut the hell up about this sink dripping every beer you got is accompanied by your fucking kids that won't shut the fuck up every time you try to drive your 2002 Dodge Charger you know carrying the safe through the city of Brazil and Sao Paulo Beautiful Sao Paulo visit today the jewel of South America The federales bust you

Love that oh man all right. I mean I have none left Yeah, I think that we've beaten this way I'm excited to see what the people come up with yeah I'm excited to but Frank where can they find you if alvarez eighty eighty five on Twitter the Frank Alvarez and all the forms of Social media go check out the basement yard patreon patreon.com slash the basement yard the base beyond What base me on the? Basement yard on all forms of social media yeah You guys go follow me at Joe santa gato. And that is all. See you guys next time. Bye.