The Bechdel Cast - Emma. (2020)
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But two great, in my opinion, two great Jane Austen adaptations.
Is it and is it is it clueless grade greatness?
Nothing is.
That's the best adaptation of Emma.
However, this is my second favorite.
And we really enjoyed the movie.
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Really?
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So please enjoy this unlocked episode of emma 2020
okay it's still january aka austin august aka jane austin vember yes it is and we are closing it out with an episode on
emma period i did not know at first that this movie has punctuation unnecessary punctuation
oh i in the title i know did you read the reason why too it's pretty corny no no no no i believe
it's autumn de wilde was like it's a period piece. So I put it back.
I was like, that's kind of funny.
And also, the director of this movie, it was such a pleasure getting acquainted with her as a person and an idea.
Because I'm now fully just like, I will go wherever she takes us forever.
She's so cool.
But yeah, because maybe it was in an interview I was reading with her.
But yeah, there's a period in it because she's like, it's a period piece.
So I put a period at the end.
Wow.
I'm like, well, of all the reasons to do that, that is at least a pretty funny reason.
I'll allow it.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay.
Right. Okay. So we're covering emma period from 2020 it's
one of the last movies that was released in theaters before the covid 19 pandemic ever heard
of it i remember i almost saw it and then i didn't and then i experienced regrets you know i saw it
instead oh you know what?
I saw Invisible Man and Portrait of a Lady on Fire.
It wasn't too, you know, I could have done much worse.
I liked both of those movies.
Yeah.
One of the last movies I saw in theaters pre-pandemic was, oh my gosh, what's it called?
Is that Pixar movie about the like fairy tale creature people
onward oh the one with the chris pratt pants dad yeah dad pants my dad is pants and i'm chris pratt
right yes yes what the fuck was that movie there's gonna be a million people at the comments like
that movie changed my life and i'm sure i'm sure it's great but i only know that movie is like chris pratt's dad
is pants so you're like and i just like i'm sure that like most pixar movies are very heartwarming
this one did make me cry i'm sure i mean all like most pixar movies that's like what they're
genetically engineered to do i just like the way this one was marketed specifically I just thought was so weird I was like I don't want to see the Chris Pratt
pants dad movie and I reserve that right and I and and you know maybe I'll see it sometime
I think did you hear a glass shatter am I like what just now no not things are all is all is not well there you know
astebuary is uh really bringing out in me is i want we should go back to like naming our houses
i know that it's because no one owns property and all these all these books are about rich
but even like middle-class families name their house in Jane Austen
world, which is also like, I'm sure that just happened.
Yeah, I didn't realize that was a thing.
I mean, I guess I knew from like, Downton Abbey because their huge mansion is called
Downton Abbey.
And then there's like, right.
I was like, what's it called?
That's so funny.
I was like, what's the house called but then um mr knightley in this
story has an abbey as well i forget what his abbey is called what constitutes an abbey like what i
don't know when you say abbey i feel like it means like extra big but like i'm sure it means something
specifically like there's a mill or there's like a church or there's a farm or something right what's the
difference between like an estate and an abbey and a palace and a castle because all of these
structures are big so i don't know what's what bing bong i don't know you know i have no fucking
clue he's got an abbey. I just this.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I'm going to start thinking of places, you know.
I like that they named the houses, but all the ways that they named the houses suck.
It's like cornwall.
And you're like, okay, that's just a compound word.
I don't know.
Let's just work on it.
Sure.
Because look, we're never going to own anything.
But I'll, you know know i'll name my my
half of the duplex that i rent sure i'll name that why not yeah until i'm evicted any day now
i hope not well no my whatever but you know they they can i'm on a month-to-month lease they can
just they try it do you remember matrons over the summer my landlords are like we going to sell the house and you'll just kind of be shit out of luck.
But like, we don't know when, but you could be shit out of luck at any second.
So I was like, oh, and then they failed to sell the house.
Oh, okay.
So I have a home.
Good news for you.
For now.
Just, I don't know.
Landlords should just fucking explode in Minecraft, of course course which i know is something that you have to say um well we're talking about more rich people from england today
because we're talking about jane austen's emma period period yeah okay we're not talking about
gwyneth paltrow did you watch gwyneth paltrow you want you re-watched clueless right correct and i
really thought about watching for the first time because i hadn't seen uh gwyneth paltrow you want you re-watched Clueless right correct and I really thought about watching
for the first time because I hadn't seen uh Gwyneth Paltrow's Emma so I was like yeah I should watch
that just in case it's helpful but what did I do instead is play Pokemon okay well uh yeah matrons
we're working really hard for your five dollars over here Jesus Christate no it's like you in my defense yeah it's for my mental health
that's not a good excuse i think it's a great excuse for my mental health i have to play pokemon
for 85 hours there yeah sorry i'm feeling spicy today it's fine it's good um okay i saw gwyneth
paltrow gwyneth paltrow, Emma back in the day.
We were talking about this
with the Pride and Prejudice episode
where it was like,
oh, there was like Gen X,
Pride and Prejudice,
and then Keira Knightley
is Millennial Pride and Prejudice.
There's kind of not a Millennial Emma.
I think that they did Gen X was Gwyneth,
and then this is fully Gen Z Emma.
This does not belong to us us but we're allowed to
enjoy it and look at it but like anya taylor joy she belongs to them she does not belong to us
just because she's so young yeah and just like the aesthetic of this movie i mean this movie is
so aesthetic it's beautiful yeah anyways this is gen z emma period and i really like it what is your experience
with the story emma in general not much i had seen clueless a few times oh yes but i don't think i
knew the first few times i watched clueless that it was a Jane Austen adaptation. I definitely didn't the first. Yeah, I don't think I knew that until like, at least college.
Right. But I haven't read the book. And I haven't seen the Gwyneth Paltrow Emma. Yeah,
so this is my first exposure to this story. I've seen it three times now. I had some time between my Pokemon hours that I was putting in
to watch Emma three times. So I did that. But yeah, I did not read the book for this one. I
read Pride and Prejudice. So I filled my book quota of reading one book per year so um i don't have much exposure to emma but jamie you did read the book
reread the book i reread the book i and by that i mean of course i listened to the audiobook at
1.5 speed and yeah i guess i i'm like uh fully uh too too much emma this week for old jamie too much
but i'm glad i read the book because i because the the changes that the movie makes is really
really really interesting to me but like i saw clueless starting in high school didn't know
that it was a jane austen adaptation So it's almost like it doesn't really even count in my brain.
Sure.
And also Clueless is so different in a lot of ways.
And I would say many better ways.
But I read the book in high school.
I saw the Gwyneth Paltrow movie in high school.
I think I liked it.
I don't really remember.
And then I was, I think this has also been like you know
mini series did and all this stuff but I was really excited for the 2020 Emma period because
it was uh you know an adaptation that was directed by a woman it just looked really I don't know like
you know I was just genuinely excited to see it because sometimes you're like, this movie just looks beautiful.
Like, it just looks delicious and I want to watch it.
And it was, you know, like written and directed by women.
I like Anya Taylor-Joy, who I feel like this was like, this movie came out like right before she popped off because this was pre chess netflix what am i talking about
queen scambit yes chess netflix uh that's that's so funny i feel like i should be dating a guy
named chess netflix oh my gosh that's a great character please write something yeah chess
netflix he's like my new rich boyfriend i'm like guys this is chess chess netflix we met at a party
i don't know you just slid into my dms and now it's been four months
wow congrats speaking of and mr chess emma or mr netflix i guess emma actually hooked us up she's
she does these things sometimes she's a matchmaker like that i'm her harriet and she hooked me up with chess netflix he's awful um okay
so anyways i like anya taylor joy uh i had only known her in the vavich i think and i hadn't even
seen it at that point but i'm like oh it's the the vavich girl that has those big old eyes
and oh oh i was mostly excited to see this movie because fucking Bill Nighy of I Frankenstein fame is in it.
So that was there's that.
I feel like we texted about it when we both first saw the trailer because there is that great trailer moment slash movie moment in general where Bill Nighy hops down the stairs and goes like, I caught like best part of the movie.
And I really liked the movie, but it's like the best part of the movie. Absolutely. So I was very stoked to see
the movie. I watched it on HBO when it was on HBO. And then I was excited to revisit it for this.
I think it's an it's a good adaptation. I really like what they changed because the book is very bizarre I'm excited to talk about
that a little bit as well the book is like it's it's good in like the literary sense and you know
whatever it changed the shape of the novel forever blah blah blah like I get it sure book heads don't
come for me but just like this the way the story plays out is interesting to me
because i i feel like and then i frantically googled my own opinion to see if i was uh you
know if your opinion was correct yeah to see if my opinion had been corroborated by someone uh who
know who can read a book and it has been corroborated is I think the Emma of the book ends up regressing by the
end of the story but the way that it's been adapted for 2020 which I think is smart in terms
of like you want as a moviegoer to get some payoff and feel like the character has grown
in the book I don't think that she really grows very much because the ending is different and by
the end you're just like it just is sort of one of those i feel like this is like a victorian novel
or just like sometimes a novel thing in general where like things move slow slow slow slow slow
and then it's like whatever the protagonist is at they're low they're at the whatever the
second act the end of the second act of a novel is the low point yeah but then but then in some
but but then like things just kind of like very abruptly work out sure and it has kind of nothing
to do with any action that the protagonist takes right well let's take a quick break and then we
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Okay, we're back. And here is what happens in the movie. Emma Woodhouse, we get some text on screen
that she is handsome, clever and rich, and has lived nearly 21 years in the world with very
little to distress or vex her. We meet her. She's Anya Taylor-Joy, of course. Her whole thing is that she loves to matchmake
for other people. And she has just done this for her. I wasn't sure exactly who this was at first.
I think it was her former governess, Miss Taylor. I also don't know what a governess is like a
like a tutor or like a governess. Yeah, it's like a combo tutor and nanny basically okay yeah got it
and they like live in so it's like a permanent in the house yeah right so miss taylor is about to
get married and become mrs weston and she is therefore about to leave the estate where Emma lives with her father, Mr. Woodhouse. And
that, of course, is Bill Nighy. So at the wedding between Miss Taylor and Mr. Weston,
we meet such people as Miss Bates, who Emma thinks is very tiresome.
Can I? Yes, there is a thing. And I think it's because we've been doing jane austen
and cinderella adaptations and i say this as a woman with a uh kind of a longish thin head
anytime in a damn period piece they want to telegraph this woman is annoying and not very smart
they cast someone that has my head shape and i don't like it the actors who play there's always
one stepsister in cinderella that has my head shape and then miss bates my head shape there
look what i'm saying is um you can cast me as obviously supposed to be annoying because i have
the correct head shape what is that i know what it is we don't need to talk about it but i'm like
fuck you it's rude leave my head alone yeah sorry miss bates so miss bates is there mr elton is
there he is the vicar who marries this couple.
And there's also talk of the groom's son, Frank Churchill, coming.
But he never shows up.
Who do you think is the hottest guy in the movie?
Oh, good question.
My answer sucks.
For me, it's probably between Mr.
Mr. Martin is pretty cute to to me just as far as looks goes
not personality but frank churchill i would maybe kiss i also um i like the actor who plays mr
weston and oh he's fun i like him i don't know if i would kiss him or not i would kiss bill nye probably what's your answer
do you remember when bill nye he said
mew too uh yeah i will never forget the first time i heard bill nye say mew too i like lost my fucking mind. Well, now that I'm a Pokemon expert,
after playing 5 million hours of Pokemon,
and I think it's Arceus, Arceus, Arceus, Arceus.
I don't know.
I don't know how it's pronounced.
I'm roasting you, but I know I would get just as into it.
Wait, I, hold on.
Okay.
I can't stop thinking about him saying it now.
But we've talked about this on the Matreon before.
I think about how Bill Nighy didn't know anything about Pokemon.
And then he started playing Pokemon Go.
And then he was like, I know.
Then he became a sentient Pokedex.
And he just, I just love, I love that.
Okay.
Think about this.
Probably, probably on the set of Emma, Bill Nighy played Pokemon Go.
Oh yeah, definitely.
Because he would have been into it by then.
Yeah.
Anyways, when he said Mewtwo, he just, it's because he said it like a theater actor and
you just never expect to hear someone say it that way.
Anyways, where are we um oh oh who would you kiss mr elton josh o'connor he's also in the crown he also plays a fucking he plays young prince charles uh you know another famously
loser guy but guess what he's got he's got a head shape that i like and he's having also i
think he's very funny and he's having such a i think a good time in this movie being
the most annoying man to ever live oh yes in no sense i don't i didn't understand that joke
i'll say it that joke was in the trailer and i was
like what's the joke it's just bill nighy repeating something no he mispronounces it
and then bill nighy is like no it's innocent he should have said mew too okay so those are some of the main characters we also meet mr knightley mr kieran knightley
also i don't know who that actor is but i kept thinking referring to him in my head as slightly
less hot heath ledger oh interesting you know who i think is mr nightly in the gwyneth paltrow one is
is nightly in that one which is i get it this guy's name what is his deal his name is johnny
flynn his wikipedia picture is weird it looks like it was taken on a fucking point and shoot 15 years
ago well i guess i don't have much to say he was definitely hot but i you know he was too
conventionally hot to hold my attention i want i want a mr elton i want bill nye saying mew too
give me something interesting yeah yeah yeah yeah so mr knightley visits emma and her father okay so what is the relationship
between emma and mr knightley in the book they're like brother and sister-in-law uh because emma's
sister is married to mr knightley's brother emma's i think that that's the case in the movie too
it's confusing because they keep saying we're siblings but it's because. Emma's. I think that that's the case in the movie too. It's confusing because I keep saying we're siblings,
but it's because Emma's sister married Mr.
Knightley's brother.
So they're in-laws.
No blood.
I wasn't sure if it was the same thing as it was in clueless where they were
former step siblings.
No,
I think I always found really weird.
I think it's weirdly less weird in the book from the 1800s than it is in Clueless.
I think I kind of forgot.
Yeah, that there it was like a weird like step sibling porn line.
They're definitely.
Yeah.
No, they're they're in laws.
They're brother and sister-in-law.
Okay.
Yeah, that's never made very clear in this movie.
Right. Either way, Mr. Knightley and Emma have a like flirty, but like teasing, negging type of banter.
Yeah. Emma befriends a young woman named Harriet Smith.
Mia Goth. Fun casting.
Emma kind of takes her on as a project and plans to matchmake for her harriet fancies a young man named mr martin
but emma doesn't think he's good or interesting enough for harriet so emma tries to encourage
harriet to like mr elton the vicar right he was kind of funny and weird is like so harriet's like
a local student but the way that autumn de wildild chooses to style the students is like they're in The Handmaid's Tale.
So you're like, well, wait, wait.
I'm sure that that's like historically accurate, but it's just as a modern viewer, quite jarring to be like, oh, my God, where are they taking these women?
Should we help them?
I know I had the same thought, but it's probably just like, oh, they're just, you you know young women who go to a boarding school
look like little red riding hood slash the women from the handmaid's tale very weird who knows
not us we're not scholars no we have one brain cell and we have to share it
okay so emma and harriet get closer they run into Bates, who is like carrying on about her niece, Jane Fairfax.
We see them hanging out with Mr. Knightley.
They also hang out with Mr. Elton, who loves a painting that Emma did of Harriet.
And it seems like he really likes Harriet.
Then Mr. Martin proposes to harriet via a letter which harriet reluctantly
rejects because of emma's kind of subtle persuasion to not accept his proposal every time someone
says persuasion in this movie i'm like that's another jane austen book i know that oh that's
funny because at least once they say prejudice it is I know I was like I
remember that and then they're also talking about sense and maybe sensibility anyway and they said
they boy do they say Emma a lot and they really say Emma a lot but there's no mention of Mansfield
Park is that a Jane Austen novel or did I make that up
no you nailed it you nailed it wow yeah well I am a scholar after all okay Harriet rejects Mr.
Martin which upsets Mr. Knightley especially since it was he who encouraged Mr. Martin to
propose to Harriet I think right he it is it is and so that's like
call that more in the book too of like mr knightley's like emma you shouldn't meddle i'm
like you literally just came from mr knightley's house to be like you know who you should marry
so he's like meddling with his boys too but no one ever calls him out on that good point emma's sister isabella visits with her her husband who is apparently
brother yes had no idea and then their baby and there's also another small child i think
um a bunch of them have dinner together after which mr elton professes his love, not for Harriet, like Emma is expecting,
but his love for Emma herself.
And she turns him down.
She's like, I don't want to get married.
And he does not take this rejection well.
He acts like a big baby and like dashes out into the snow.
He, oh my gosh, he's dashing through the snow.
Fun, fun Josh O'Connor.
I like in this movie, there's like a few times when someone just starts like yelling and you're like,
they like just where he's like, open the carriage.
You're like, oh shit.
Oh shit.
It really takes you by surprise because it does normally these rich
people are so proper and not yelling anyway so harriet is disappointed to learn that mr elton
never liked her then emma and harriet spend some time with miss bates again the woman that emma thinks is super boring as well as miss bates niece jane
fairfax who emma is also not fond of and maybe even jealous of which is not as clear in the
movie as it seems to be in the book meanwhile harriet bumps into mr martin the man who she
had rejected farmers only that's that's harriet until emma starts meddling she's on farmers only and then
emma's like no you got to get on jane austen yeah oh wow yeah we've heard of a thing or two
um so that interaction is super awkward and it's clear that they are still in love with each other
but they don't do anything about it and then emma finally meets the elusive frank churchill
they make eyes at each other it seems they like each other and also one of the things that i think
that this movie and this book do very well is that's like i feel like you don't see it very
often executed effortlessly like this is like
seeing two characters that bring out the worst in each other and that is so Frank and Emma where
like separately they're like like they still kind of suck both as in Frank sucks worse but like
they both kind of suck as individuals but when you bring them together you're like
these two cannot hang
out together they're going to like hurt someone's feelings and then they do and then they do yeah
hate them hate them cancel the friendship right then there's a new lady in town she is the new
wife of mr elton emma also does not like her we will come to find out that emma does not like her. We will come to find out that Emma does not like most of the women she encounters.
Then Frank Churchill's father, Mr. Weston, throws a ball in Frank's honor.
Emma dances.
I thought I was like, he does what?
Sorry, you meant like, I was like, he doesn't, I don't see him throw a single baseball.
Okay.
He does not throw any pokeballs.
Bill Nye, which is a shame because I bet Bill Nye has 500 at his damn house.
I would love what if Bill Nye has a pokeball room and that's where he keeps all his Pokemon.
I hope so.
Me too.
Me too. ball room and that's where he keeps all his pokemon i hope so you too
we should cover detective pikachu on the podcast literally let's cover it i mean i don't know what
we really have to say is there anything to actually there are a couple things to say okay and i will
say them when we cover it maybe for my birthday birthday this year, maybe I'll do Detective May and then we'll do Detective Pikachu and another detective movie because every movie is about cops.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Or we could find, well, I guess, oh, I had this, oh God, i had this thought the other day and then you ever have
a thought that you're like i probably don't even want to know the answer and it i don't need to go
there right now and so in my own for my own protection mentally i don't want to know the
answer to the question yeah my question was uh-huh is nancy drew a cop corrupt like is she a nancy drew works independently but
is does i don't remember i don't remember i feel like she probably then reported to the cops
i don't remember either and i've read so many nancy drew books she worked independently 25 years ago she right oh god we're old uh that she like
she worked independently but but when she solved the mystery would she tell the cops i don't
remember same with the same with the mystery team or the mystery machine that all those cartoons
that got in that car the scooby-doos the scoobies what were they god i can't remember a damn thing today the scooby did the scoobies
collude collude that's the word i'm working with oh did the did the scoobies collude with the
was there a situation there you know what i guess we're just gonna have to cover
scoob no scoob or 2002 scooby-doo we should cover 2002 scooby-doo i watched i watched scoob in at a at a
low point in my life and it was stinky stinky stinky not no no lillard right no lillard if
it doesn't have lillard in it i don't care do you remember when Lillard got so he got so sad when they recast him
he because no one told him and then they're like Will Forte voices Shaggy in this one and I love
like Will Forte is the best but my love of Will Forte is outweighed by my discomfort of the idea
of Matthew Lillard like having a bad day so how much do I love Will Forte I don't know I really love
him wow enough talking about random white guys in their 40s let's move on okay so Frank Churchill's
father throws a ball the dancing kind not the Pokemon kind and at the ball emma dances with frank because they're you know
canoodling or whatever right but harriet has no one to dance with so mr knightley asks her to dance
which emma thinks is very kind and harriet thinks is very kind and then emma and mr knightley say
some nice things to each other and then they dance together
and we're like oh what's happening this is another thing i like that the movie does that the book
doesn't the book kind of plays out more like a detective novel and like who loves who you don't
know that like you you can tell on like a reread that knightley clearly likes Emma the whole time but Emma has no idea she likes Mr. Knightley until
like very late in the book and something that I learned about Jane Austen by reading these books
and literally following along with the spark notes to make sure that my I was listening correctly
is that like she has this bizarre tendency that I don't even really like but in terms of like
adaptation it opens up a lot of creative license for writers or like screenwriters but like the
most important moments in the book she'll like summarize instead of writing dialogue for
characters where it'll be like like that whole like mr darcy like you've bewitched me body and
soul like that's not in the book right in the book's like Mr. Darcy professed his love ardently and Elizabeth finally reciprocated.
Like it's she doesn't say what they're saying.
Show don't tell Jane Austen.
Geez, have you never taken a screenwriting class?
Yeah.
Why didn't literally and that's so she actually was a bad feminist.
She canceled.
But anyways, because she writes like that, it opens it up for a screenwriter to do kind of whatever they want.
But but I just thought it was funny how how that plays out with Emma realizing that she loves Mr. Knightley is when Harriet is like, yeah, no, I love Mr. Knightley.
I don't feel a damn thing for Frank.
Frank kind of sucks, which also like Emma didn't even seem to understand.
Harriet knows that Frank sucks.
She's like, no, I love Mr. Knightley.
He's awesome.
He's cool.
And there's a single line that's like,
Emma realized suddenly that Mr. Knightley could marry no one but herself.
And like, that's how you're told that she loves him.
Like, that's how she realizes it. And then she sends harriet to the dentist for a month i'm just like oh my god
i don't know how long the dentist took back then but not a month not a month i didn't even know
there were dentists back then so that's where i'm at sick burn uh the i actually i wouldn't have
like i don't know but she got sent away to
the dentist long enough that she got engaged like that's too long to be at the dentist
oh yeah anyways weird okay so emma and mr nightly's relationship is evolving much like how
a pokemon evolves oh she's going charmander to what's the middle one
what's the middle one oh i don't know enough about it yet this is my first pokemon game she
goes charm okay well i'm gonna skip the middle then she's there's that shot of him touching
her waist where she goes charmander to charizard like that she's like you're like oh ah oh like it's a good i oh god i mean when there's a horny
a good horny moment in a period piece it's exciting it's nice oh a touch of the waist
full charizard like that's that's how i'm gonna that's what i'm gonna call boner moments now
full charizard it works it hits yeah it works i'm thank god bill nye was
in detective pikachu or we wouldn't be on this gorgeous train of thought well it's also thanks
to me playing eight billion hours of it's true pokemon arceus right it's or whatever they're
now officially billable hours me too me too it's so funny so after the ball mr nightly runs all
the way to emma's estate presumably to profess his love for her but before he can frank churchill
shows up carrying harriet who is injured harriet tells emma that she's in love again.
And Emma assumes Harriet means she's in love with Frank.
And Emma promises not to interfere this time,
like she's done in the past.
Then Mr. Knightley invites several people to his estate for an afternoon,
during which Emma lets it slip that she thinks Miss Bates is very boring to her face to miss bates face horrible miss bates is extremely hurt by this she all but like burst into tears
shit like evil so evil and mr knightley is also taken aback by Emma's cruelness and confronts Emma about it.
And she feels awful.
Then Emma learns that Frank Churchill is engaged to Jane Fairfax and secretly has been for
quite some time.
So Emma feels horrible on Harriet's behalf because she knows that Harriet is in love
with Frank.
But then Harriet is like, no, Frank isn't that Harriet is in love with Frank. But then Harriet is like,
no, Frank isn't who I'm in love with. I love Mr. Knightley, which like started when he asked
Harriet to dance at the ball when no one else would dance with her. But then Harriet realizes
that Emma also loves Mr. Knightley, which drives a wedge between them.
So when Mr. Knightley professes his love for Emma and proposes to her,
she's like, well, we can't do anything about it because Harriet loves you and I don't want to hurt her anymore.
And he's like, okay, well, I have to go convince Mr. Martin to propose to Harriet again.
And Emma's like, no, I have to be the one to do it
I have to display character growth because the book doesn't do that yeah yeah I will say the
addition of Emma's nosebleed makes the movie the two Emma's nosebleed and Bill Nighy hopping down the stairs makes it a must watch for me.
Warts and all.
It makes it a must watch.
Yes.
So Emma goes and does this to convince Mr. Martin to propose to Harriet.
It works.
Harriet accepts his proposal.
So now Emma and Mr. Knightley are free to be with each other.
So they canoodle, they kiss, and then the movie ends with them getting married.
The end.
Slurp.
Cue.
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Okay, so I'm going to be talking about the book and movie back and forth throughout this episode,
because boy, is this a long book, and it's got to be worth it for me, okay?
Please, by all means.
So the main difference, and we talked about this in the Pride and Prejudice episode too,
where it's like there's a lot of trimming out excess characters,
storylines that are just going on forever stuff like that which makes sense um
but the the big change at the end is in emma period in 2020 emma has to like make things right
with harriet because she has like fucked up harriet's life under the guise of like i'm such
a good person right and then it turns out that like if she had
just left harriet alone harriet would have made the right decision on her own months ago and would
have gone through much less emotional distress and gaslighting and all this kind of just being
fucked around by weird rich people right and so in the movie i think it's really smart that emma
has to like atone for that it still is pretty abrupt but at least they
have her you know she has to say I'm sorry she has to go and apologize for being an asshole right in
the book that is not what happens uh in the book when Knightley proposes to Emma, she says yes right away. And then she says, yes, but let's not tell Harriet.
What?
She's so mean in the book.
She says, she's like, absolutely.
Yes.
Love you so much, my king.
But don't tell Harriet because whoopsie daisies, she's in love with you.
And Knightley is like, oh, yeah, let's not tell her.
And then Emma sends Harriet away. with you and nightly is like oh yeah let's not tell her and then emma sends harriet away emma
is like harriet don't you have to go to the dentist you should go to my sister's house in
london like get the fuck out of here she like disappears harriet so that she can tell her
society like i'm engaged to mr nightly but don't tell Harriet yet. She's going to be so pissed off at me. Like she feels guilty about it.
It's not completely evil, but like she sends Harriet away.
And then, you know, in the movie, Emma, she gets a nosebleed, which is so funny.
She gets a nosebleed and she's like, I want to marry you, but I have to make some things right first,
which totally makes more sense for the character demonstrating growth and then she has to go you know tail between her legs
she has to go to Mr. Martin and say I fucked up I meddled too much you and Harriet clearly belong
together and really care about each other and like make it right she does not do that in the book
either so she sends Harriet away. And then just
kind of while Harriet's away, she runs into Mr. Martin and is like, hey, do you still love me?
And he's like, yes. And then they get married and Emma doesn't find out for like, or Emma goes to
the wedding in the end. But like, it just all happens. Like, Emma doesn't have to do anything.
She's like, rewarded for sending Harriet away.
Because if she hadn't sent Harriet away, then how would she have gotten back in touch with Mr. Martin or whatever?
Like, it sucks.
And then at the very end of the book, in the last, like, what I find so bizarre about Emma.
And, again, I'm nowhere near a Jane Austen, like, I don't know,
even like a fishy and like, I'm sure we have listeners who have a better understanding of
this than I do. But I just found it so bizarre that like, in this book, versus Pride and Prejudice,
it's a lot of like Jane Austen reinforcing the class status quo. By the end of the book,
everyone marries within their class. And that was the right and morally upright,
like it was like socially and morally correct that everyone remained within their class.
Whereas in Pride and Prejudice, that is not the case. That novel pushes against it.
It's interesting because now that we know that like jane austen
had a lot of complicated feelings on class and and definitely some class resentment that comes
through in her work and then other times it's like she's kind of reinforcing a status quo
we're not scholars we don't know but like i just think it's so interesting that like
because it does feel true to like born into wealth kind of richness that
it's like all of her problems are extremely temporary and that is like how it plays out
in real life very often but it's so frustrating to see it like like it's just anya taylor joy is
like oh i was being such an asshole blah blah blah
and then Mr. Knightley runs up he's like I love you oh well I guess it all worked out yeah I feel
like Emma comments on gender pretty effectively but I find the way it deals with class weird
because at the end of the book I think the movie does it better i like the things that the movie does but in the book at the
end emma and harriet do meet up one more time she finds out that harriet's father was like a tradesman
in blah-de-blah england and instead of saying like i'm sorry i love you you're what you and
mr martin are welcome at wall corn or whatever her house is called anytime
yeah in in the book she says okay well bye and then in like whatever the narration
jane austen basically says like emma and harriet quickly fell out of touch because it would have
been socially improper for emma to hang out with a farmer's wife that would have sucked and like their
friendship ends like they're just like within a few months Emma and Harriet didn't talk anymore
and that was the correct thing to happen because you know you can't catch Emma dead like hanging
out with a farmer's wife and uh the end and so there's a lot of there have been some scholars who argue that in the book emma is
both like limited in a weird it almost kind of reminds me of like bell from beauty and the beast
where she has this dream of like living and doing all these things she wants much more than this
provincial life, perhaps.
Yeah.
And then she ends up moving four feet from where she came from.
So why even sing that song if you're going to end up getting her married four feet from where she lives?
She literally still lives in the province.
So why did that happen?
And it's not that Emma, like Emma is like set on being with her father. And like, that is, I mean, there's gender stuff in there. But like, she wants to stay with her dad. But it just seems like the argument is like, Emma doesn't, you know, the only thing that's really changed for her at the end of the book is that she's now like well married so her like whole independent i never want to get married
thing is gone and she is still pretty aggressively classist so there's a lot of arguments for book
emma to be like well she learned a lot of lessons but whether she actually applied them to her life is pretty unclear.
It was bizarre. Well, I find some things about the way the movie ends not as bizarre as what you've described.
Yeah.
The book ending, but still kind of bizarre where like Emma owes several different people apologies that she does not deliver and yeah just some i do i was wondering about mr knightley is
like i have to go find mr martin and like get him to propose to harriet and emma is like no i've got
to do it yeah neither of them do that they're like um yeah send harriet to the dentist and then
harriet's gone for a month they're like they sent harriet to
the dentist for a whole ass month because they like are too chicken shit to be honest that said
there are more apologies issued in the book than in the movie and i feel like there are some like
particularly between emma and jane jane has a much, much larger role in the book. Okay, wait, who is? Oh, Jane Fairfax.
Jane Fairfax, who ends up getting married to Frank, which I'm just like,
fuck Frank, can't stand Frank. But at least at least the book, the book very much knows that
Frank sucks and that he like, is just so like, Mr. Knightley, I he they kind of do it in the movie,
but I thought it was funny in the book where Mr. Knightley is constantly and I've always so like, Mr. Knightley, I he they kind of do it in the movie, but I thought it was funny
in the book where Mr. Knightley is constantly and I've always been like, Mr. Knightley is much
older than them, which maybe is not obvious in the movie. That age gap is present between the
actors. The actor playing Knightley is 13 years older than Anya Taylor-Joy. But in the book,
it's very like Victorian to the point where it gets creepy where he's 36 in the book
emma's 21 and he's like oh i knew i was in love with you since you were 13 and you're like that's
enough of that like so they make it out i mean even though that age gap is more or less present
in the movie i feel like there's no attention call to it and the actor in his 30s looks pretty young
but yeah the nightly in the book they really like
jane austen is very much pointing out like oh she's marrying a father figure too which also
just doesn't seem very i get why mr nightly and emma like each other but i didn't i didn't love
in the book how they were just like yeah he knew know, she was a child and he was a man and now she's a woman and he's still a man.
But sometimes the point is, and I'm about to say something I like, which is so I'm being all over the place.
But in the book, Mr. Knightley, he's like at least 10 years older than all of these like people in their early twenties and like late teens. And so sometimes he'll talk about them the way that like a 30 something person
would talk about a 21 year old's decisions.
And he was just like,
Frank fucking sucks.
I can't believe that everything like works out so well for him.
Cause he's an asshole to everybody.
Uh,
Jane Fairfax is like way too good for him.
I don't know what she sees in him he's so lucky that
he could treat her so poorly and that she would still come like mr knightley does explicitly say
all of that stuff so i'm like okay jane jane austin knows that this is not how you treat
a woman who is like intelligent and cool the way that jane fairfax is but it still has like
it's just so bizarre like it's just a weird book i mean i i really i don't know even though it's
like aesthetically like whatever and time period wise similar to pride and prejudice the stories
are are very different it's weird and yet there are some similarities who did you think needed apologies
i thought that miss bates was owed a major apology and even though emma does bring her like a basket
she doesn't really address what she did yeah and barely says i'm sorry she gets an apology in the
book which is weird that they scale that back she apologizes profusely in the book i thought that was going to happen in the movie but instead
she's like here's a basket gotta go and then miss miss bates is just like you are so you're too kind
you've always been so kind and it's like she just made you cry for saying something really mean and insulting to you, Miss Bates.
Right. And Knightley was right.
Like, I'm glad I am glad that Knightley like gave her shit for that.
That is such a Jane Austen.
And I guess maybe it's just like a Victorian male hero thing in general.
But it's like the fucking binary in this situation.
It's like guy with charisma, dirty liar liar don't talk to him guy who's
sort of mean to you now that's the love of your life like right and then the other major apology
that I thought needed to happen that didn't really is is Emma apologizing to, and maybe, maybe this does happen better than I remember. But
so Emma goes and makes things right by approaching Mr. Martin and convincing him to propose again to
Harriet, which again, I like when I saw that in the movie, I was like, that's a very active thing
for a female character to do in a story written in this time
period it seems a little too modern for that to be the case and it turns out yes correct um yeah
they they girl boss that part but i i do like i do like that she i think that that's way more
effective oh definitely yeah i don't i don't i like the change. I like the adaptation change. I like, you know, in general, making a female character more active and giving her more agency. Okay, so then when she does that, she meddles one last time, but it worksdling in Harriet's life and her, you know, romantic situation, like her romantic life.
And Emma does not really give that apology.
So I feel like, you know, Emma needs to hold herself accountable more than she does in general but yeah that's just me
it's all weird like it's all in the book I I things I was bummed about that didn't make it
from the book to the movie mostly but the movie clearly is choosing to focus more on the emma and harriet
friendship like there's a lot of emphasis given to it which which i do like and i think it's like
almost well i don't we'll get there but what i was bummed about was my i think my favorite
character in the book is jane and jane does not get a lot of playtime in the movie
and I wonder if she maybe did in the Gwyneth Paltrow one I'd be curious but I really really
really liked Jane in the movie in the book because like you were sort of saying like
the people in this like in the movie everyone acts a little silly because it's like whatever Mr. Woodhouse is a good example of
an upper class character who acts very silly he's a hypochondriac he's very particular like
there's always a draft there's always a draft and Bill Nighy is like king like love him so it's not
like only people of the lower classes are written to be goofy but it feels more point like the way
miss bates's character is written where you do get that moment where it's like no of course she
knows when she's being insulted yeah and it hurts her so it's like it's not like those humanizing
moments aren't there but i feel like between harriet and miss b, you're sort of like led to believe that like women of the lower class
are silly and less intelligent. And like, because I would guess I mean, Ty is the Harriet of Clueless,
right? And yeah, I feel like that is more effectively done in Ty gets more humanizing
moments than Harriet does. Because I do feel like it's like ultimately Harriet is so and also she's
a teenager like she's very impressionable she's being thrown into this world but the I don't know
I don't know maybe I take it back because like Mrs. Elton is a rich lady and she's the goofiest
woman alive right and Elton himself is I mean I guess they're like upper middle class like climbers
because they're always like my friend Mr. Knightley and Mr. Knightley is like rich enough and powerful enough to be completely
you know an ass in the way that Mr. Darcy is where I feel like those are very similar characters
but just very different heroines which is interesting right to the point where I'm like
I don't really know like I get why he he but I'm just like, is this a good match?
Anyways.
What was I going to say?
Oh, but Jane Fairfax.
So Jane Fairfax, I feel like is a really, really good antidote to how silly Harriet and Miss Bates are written.
Because she's from that same class.
And what they get rid of in the movie, I think, correct me if this is like referenced in a scene in passing but that like Jane's situation is that she is firm like she's a bait she's of that class she's related to them
but when her parents died she ended up like going to stay with a rich friend of her father's
and so she grew up in the upper class,
but she's not of them.
And so her situation is that
she can hang out in the upper class,
but ultimately when she turns 21,
she has to become a governess
or like she has to have a working class job.
Do they mention that in the movie?
Because like the stakes are pretty high for her.
Right.
So it's like the way she appears in the movie? Because like the stakes are pretty high for her. Right. So it's like the way that she appears in the movie,
I found a little confusing because it's like in the book,
her stakes are very high in terms of like she's grown up a certain way.
It's clear that she doesn't want to leave everyone she knows because her
parents happened to be middle class,
but she's going to have to.
And then,
you know,
she's secretly engaged to frank for most of the
book but frank treats her so badly that she's like at the end she's like fuck you i'm gonna
become a governess and that is what motivates him to yeah like all of that like there's a lot
of jane stuff that goes on in the book she and em Emma have a lot of scenes together in the book that I really liked where Jane you get moments of it in the movie but like Emma is jealous of Jane because
Jane is just as whatever refined if not more so is just as talented if not more so than Emma
and is from the middle class and so that's what bothers Emma about it is like Jane doesn't have a lot of the advantages that Emma
did of birth but is kind of like better than her in a lot of ways and so Emma kind of like
weaponizes that insecurity about like how is Jane so good at this this and this and kind of flings
it in her face and and Jane responds and like there's this interesting tension between them and by the
end emma grows a little bit and once she realizes like jane was in love with frank and like emma was
totally off about everything she goes to jane and gives like a really sincere apology and is like i
wish that we had been friends all of these years but we were pitted against each other when we were so young
and also i was jealous of you and like i'm sorry and i hope that you have a happy life marrying
this fucking jerk but like it was just i thought it was a very satisfying jane was my favorite
yeah because she just she did what she had to do but she did it with class and she didn't meddle and i just wish she was like
ended up with someone cooler than frank but she loved frank so i guess sure fine i guess sure
justice for jane no no yeah also there's too many janes because there's jane and pride and
prejudice too and there's she jane austin there were like seven different names back then, I guess.
It's an interesting adaptation because it's been, I guess, pretty thoroughly debated whether Jane Austen even likes Emma based on the way she's written in the book.
And the fact that she some people view Emma the novel as like a full on class satire because Emma learns all these things about the world and still acts like a rich person
at the end of the day and so like emma gets everything she wants because of course she does
she's fucking rich like no matter how much you force onto the like genteel class about the reality
of the world things are still going to work out for them and like so there is a way of looking at
it from the book of like yeah emma sucks the author knows that and like to some extent that's
the point but because of how movies work in our soul you can't really do that or you can but like
most adaptations choose not to over like having emma display
learning like i feel like this movie takes the i don't think this is like unusual but like this
movie takes the route of like she learns about class and successfully applies that to how she
lives her life and she stands as this like symbol that she does in the book as well of like you can have the most privilege it's possible for a woman to have in this time and still be basically fucked, which is which is something that I think is touched on more effectively in Pride and Prejudice. So I don't know. I mean, I don't like Emma, but I like watching Emma.
And I'm constantly frustrated by like the lack of consequences she experiences.
This movie has to add consequences to get her to a place where it seems like she's grown.
And it still feels like she kind of gets off easy for whatever.
Right. She doesn't grow or arc as much as I would want to see a character grow.
But also, you know,
she does come from this extremely rich and privileged background.
So like kind of what do you expect from someone like that?
You kind of just like,
I would have to like suspend my disbelief more
that she does have a significant arc and that she lets go of some of her perhaps prides and
prejudices that and i think it is more believable that she kind of stays a pretty static character
right i mean if it is satire i mean the movie i don't think the movie
is satire the movie i feel like definitely isn't satire the book arguably could be seen that way
but also we're not talking about the but the movie i don't i think the movie tries to kind of
plays it pretty straight yeah and and like adds in moments to give emma growth and i thought it
was like interesting i i read some and watched some interviews with the director of this movie who I, man, hope
she's listening.
She I'm like, she's so fucking cool.
The director, Autumn DeWild.
It was her first feature.
She directed her first feature in her late 40s.
She walks with a cane that has a shot glass built into the cane which she's just so
fucking cool like it's unbelievable and she started as a a music video director she's like
of that pipeline but unlike many male music video directors who i feel like direct you know
like i'm thinking of like your david fincher's your uh spike jones's who direct a few
successful music videos and then are directing movies by the time they're in their late 20s
early 30s she had to fight to make not this movie specifically but like to make a movie of her own
for decades because uh you know misogyny and what anyways sorry we haven't talked about this on the show before excuse me
and i don't have time uh hang on but she fucking rocks like all of her interviews are like she's
just she dresses she just oh you'll like this she described her personal style as oscar wilde meets
paddington bear and it totally tracks she's just she's so fun like she sort of made it her mission statement of the movie to like
create a very beautiful movie which like mission accomplished that i hear based on all of the
fucking costuming youtubers i watch because i'm a dork is a very period accurate nice because all
the all the costuming youtubers they're like this is 1804 and it should
be 1804 and a half like whatever but this one apparently like the attention to detail is like
on point it's beautiful it looks like a music video in a way that isn't distracting whatever
but she said like oh i you know you have this flawed heroine in the form of Emma and I'm like that is true but I and yet I really like and this isn't
even a criticism of the movie or the book I just I'm like yeah I don't like Emma I don't like Emma
I'm like not I'm interested in what happens to her and I want her to display growth but I like
don't really it's so obvious that she's going to be fine and
then at the end she's fine right yeah where it's like with lizzie bennett the stakes are relatively
high like she you know and it is like we talked about in the last episode where it's like you
know the middle class is not a death sentence but but in the society that they're in it it you know the misogyny was
much more intense and there's all this stuff right but emma doesn't really it's made very
clear early on that even though emma remaining single there is some discrimination against her
which you get in those few moments of like well wives first like single ladies to the back right
and emma never wants to get married so this is how she'll be treated her whole life
but it's made clear very early in the book and i think in the movie too that like
even though this is an unconventional decision her immediate support system fully accepts it
and accepts her and thinks she's amazing and she'll be able to do it without her quality of
life being sacrificed right because as we talked about in the last
episode, one of the reason that so many women were so concerned about like, oh my god, I have to get
married and I have to get married right now. And it has to be to a man who has a big income,
because that was literally a survival thing. Right. More than the very tropey women just love romance and they love getting married for
the sake of being married thing so so it's just like when lizzie bennett refuses someone's hand
a rich person's hand it's a way bigger deal than when emma refuses anyone because she's
gonna be fine no matter what right which just for me makes it like
her uh like rich girl learns a lesson is just not a very compelling narrative to me
let me pronouncing the t in narrative what a bitch um sorry uh but it isn't like i just i don't know
and again it like i i'll be damned if i could tell you why it works for me and clueless
maybe i just like the outfits better.
But like, yeah, rich girl learns a lesson is just not interesting to me, especially
because it's like there.
I just think I don't know.
I'm just like Jane Fairfax is more like her story is more like I've in my mind.
Emma is a B character and Jane Fairfaxax's story which is more layered and more interesting it
has more to say about class and gender and like how people interact with each other
i but yeah i see what you mean i i don't think it's the most compelling story ever told sure
which is my standard for every movie um but if we do have to watch movies about rich people which many movies are i'd rather them
learn and and have an arc and see the error of their ways but the thing i think what emma learns
more than like i should be more empathetic to people of a lower class than me.
What she learns more than that lesson is she just learns to stop meddling in other people's lives.
Right.
So for sure, if she learned something that had more to do with like, oh, I should stop treating poor people like they're a little project of mine and treat them like human beings or i should spread my wealth
meaningfully or something like that i would find that way more compelling than her just being like
oops i played matchmaker one too many times or whatever right and it's like hard because it's
like i know that that's why the story is like light and fluffy and fun is because it's like, this young woman is clearly like, I thought it's
like, Emma's clearly projecting. Like that's so much of the movie is like, I don't want to deal
with my or maybe it's clear in the book. I don't know. Like, it feels kind of clear that it's like
Emma, part of the reason Emma meddles in other people's lives is because
she is not able to see herself as the protagonist of her own life which is interesting like she
keeps casting herself as like Judy Greer in her own life and it's like interesting choice because
you're literally a millionaire and like I wonder I'm sure someone's done Emma's astrological chart because it's so like, she does have this like superhuman ability to like, that I know like people have, but it's just not relatable to me at all of like, which I think, which is why I wish that, I
guess that that's part of why I ultimately kind of walk away disappointed that there's
not more said about class, because she is very obviously arranging people and doing
this like puppet master thing based on class, like the reason that she wants Harriet, like,
and then there's also this theme in the book that is not touched on in the movie where it's like or she she says it about mr martin i think that that's the most you get at the
beginning of the movie she talks about like well i don't give a shit about mr martin because he's
not poor enough for me to look like a hero if i help him right he's not rich enough that he can
actually hang out with me so why would i give a shit about him and she's basically like the middle
class is useless to me because.
Right.
And so it's like she's she's an extremely classist character. And that is like canon to the book and the movie.
And like explicitly says like and she says this to Harriet, which makes it clear that Emma's like, yeah, I consider you someone worth helping because.
Because you're so poor.
Right.
You come from nothing and you don't even know who
your parents are but let's pretend like your father is a gentleman that's just what we'll say
right and then like so it's a game to her like poor people are pawns and a game that she uses
to elevate her own profile a game of chess netflix A game of my boyfriend chess Netflix.
What a fun name.
Mewtwo.
Mewtwo.
I'm so tired.
Okay.
So.
Same.
Oh, so like Emma is like the medalliest meddler that ever was. And part of it's because she is like, you know, like she says, I don't want to get married.
But then it turns out that that's not actually the case.
Fine.
That happens.
Whatever.
But she's she's matching according to class.
Like she wants Harriet to class jump.
Like she wants Harriet to jump a tax bracket.
And that is why she keeps trying to convince
harriet that she's in love with all of these men and harriet is very young and very impressionable
and kind of out of her depth in many ways in this story and so she ends up like experiencing a lot of
emotional pain as i think like a late high school early college student right because this rich girl
is like I want you to jump class you know which which is in the context of this society like
you could argue you know Emma wants to secure Harriet a better future than she would have
if they hadn't met sure however once Mr. Knightley comes into the picture obviously that's not the
case because when she figures out like and this is more explicit in the book but like once emma
figures out that harriet is in love with mr knightley technically that is exactly what emma
was trying to do make a match for harriet that was above her class that harriet felt good about
right but emma's like no no not no that's actually
he's mine so you have to go to the dentist like for a month and then she like possibly fucks her
friend over permanently and then thankfully harriet gets to marry the guy she wanted to marry the
whole time and emma she doesn't apologize to her i mean she does apologize to harriet in the book
but then she never speaks to her again so it's like right what was the point i do like in the their friendship in the movie i think is
more effective but it's still just because of like the source material it's i feel like it's
just never going to be super satisfying because harriet is just so forgiving of emma everyone is everyone she loves emma it could be like effective commentary
maybe if it was like approached differently but just like people's tendency to give rich people
so much leeway and like forgive them for all of their you know horrible misdeeds but the movie
isn't really commenting on that it's just like presenting
well the book isn't either like right again a lot of the problems with the movie's storyline are
part and parcel to what the like i think that the i do think the movie does the most it can
with the story without straying too far from the story sure shout out to screenwriter Eleanor Catton who is a novelist who has more recently gone
to screenwriting which is fun love that for her I read what was the book of hers I read I read oh
the luminaries it was good anyways but there's yeah there's just like so much like Emma is I
guess considered one of Jane Austen's more conservative novels because it ultimately kind of ends up upholding the status quo in most ways.
Where viewed from one side, it's like, oh, that's great that Harriet married Mr. Martin because that was who she liked the most the whole time.
So, like, that's her following her bliss but also jane austen made these people up and she
made it that in every case everyone married for except for the only couple that is like
has class disparity and the way that like darcy and lizzie bennett do is jane fairfax and frank
churchill that's the one couple actually that is worth but the movie kind of chooses not to it doesn't really make it clear that that that
happens because of jane fairfax erasure right glosses over what jane fairfax's situation
is i'm gonna write one of those horrible god i'm so sick of this happening but i think it would be
fun for jane fairfax you know like when I feel like it like peaked with like Wicked and like those Gregory McWhatever's guys books where he's like, remember this B character?
Well, I wrote a whole book about them having sex.
And you're like, I don't want I don't think I wanted that.
But they were all bestsellers in like the mid to late 2000s.
Like, yeah, remember the,
like he wrote a book about the stepsisters.
He wrote Wicked.
They're just like, yeah, remember this B character?
They're so fucking horny.
And you're just like, ah, okay, whatever, I guess.
A matron pointed out, shout out to Abigail,
pointed out on the comments of our Pride and Prejudice episode that an author named Janice Hadlow wrote a novel called the other
Bennett sister to flesh out the character of Mary Bennett.
Since she was so,
see,
that's the one acceptable answer.
So that's fine.
Right.
Mary Bennett and Jane Fairfax are the two side characters who are underdeveloped in
the books and adaptations that I want to write.
Oh, I want to read that Mary Bennett book.
Yeah.
Oh, also, someone tweeted this at me.
I don't know how we missed this.
You know how we were like, oh, the who plays mary is the least famous of everyone
apparently she was married to elon musk twice twice they got married and then divorced and
then married again and then divorced again so she was busy doing some probably fucked up stuff
yeah so that i guess that's why she's not acting because she's she was look you're
we all on this planet have one job and it's to like not marry elon musk and
and many people have um simply failed the assignment
you hear that grimes is that who's married to him right now uh she did not marry him and then
she broke up with him but she did have a baby with him oh right okay okay and that is unfortunately
way too much information that i knew but i'm a recovering grimes fan i really was i was a huge
fan of hers in college and i was like wow she's so cool and then you married elon musk disappointed oh you
know what what what i should have said instead of that actor who married elon musk twice i should
have said mu two times boo boo too uh anyway go on oh my goodness okay uh i guess i'm not sorry i don't know i anyways
jane fairfax rocks emma is emma is fine but she's not the most interesting person in the story i
don't think sure the couple things that struck me about her since I wasn't encounters with the exception of
harriet but that's also an interesting relationship because emma sees harriet and mrs weston right
yes yes yes yes oh right okay so harriet emma sees more as a project than a friendship.
A person, yeah.
Especially in the book, as you've described it, she was just going to be like,
sorry, Mr. Knightley's mine.
You have to go to the dentist now.
Right.
In the movie, they do change that, which humanizes Emma's character more.
But even so, Emma spends most of the movie not really treating Harriet as an equal and being
like I'm the teacher I teach you things and you have to do as I say yeah and if you make choices
that I don't like then I'm not going to want to be your friend so that's a peculiar relationship
with Mrs. Weston well Mrs. Weston is like basically her like surrogate mom.
So that's, I think, why that relationship goes the way it is.
Yeah, with Emma, there is this kind of strong like she has a bit of a guy's gal energy about her where she's much more forgiving and even like celebrates the faults of the men around her and is very, very punitive and judgmental of other women around her i feel
like again in the book and in the movie to an extent that's contextualized a little better
where you know like part of why lizzie bennett is amazing is because there's constantly this
pressure on her to dislike other women and she's like no fuck you this is an important relationship
to be and that's why
lizzie bennett's the best emma on the other hand i feel like experiences that same pressure of like
we live in a small community everyone's in competition with each other blah blah blah and
she gives into that i feel like in a major way in a way that probably wasn't unusual for that time
and still happens now right but yeah emma doesn't really push back on
that until at the end of the book where she issues a series of apologies and makes things right
which like sort of happens in the movie i don't know i wish that had happened more in the movie
because if the movie is asking us to be endeared and empathetic toward emma yeah she needs to grow
more and she needs to apologize yeah because the way I was
seeing it she starts out hating a lot of the women around her but then sees the error in her ways
like especially if she after she's cruel to Miss Bates she offers her a basket and I guess that's
an apology but she like kind of she comes around on Miss Bates. She doesn't really come around on Jane Fairfax in the movie.
I would have liked to see more of Emma acknowledging that she was being very petty and jealous and classist toward Jane.
But we don't really see that in the movie.
Which is weird because I feel like it would help the movie and it definitely
happens right right with harriet obviously that's a major change in this adaptation and i think for
the better because it again does yeah make emma more empathetic and more active so i'm pro that choice but i think a more effective film overall and like adaptation
would have shown emma being prejudiced toward the women around her at the beginning but then
reconciling with them and like growing and having those relationships become more positive by the
end for sure versus like in the beginning she's
favoring a lot of the men around her and like thinking they're awesome she thinks mr elton is
awesome at first she thinks frank churchill is awesome before she has ever even met him you know
she thinks all these men are awesome and this is i think done pretty effectively in the movie where
she as she gets to know them realizes they're actually way worse than she thought.
So basically like the arc for Emma should have been like,
she starts out as a very bad,
very poor judge of character.
And then by the end she becomes a way better judge of character.
And maybe that's,
and which is like also kind of what Pride and Prejudice is about.
But it's just better.
Better.
I mean, I know that not everyone can be Lizzie Bennet, but I'm just like, damn, Emma, Lizzie
Bennet, no contest, honey.
I would so be friends with Elizabeth Bennet.
I don't want to be friends with Emma Woodhouse.
No, I wish her no ill.
But I do want to be friends with Jane and I want
to talk Jane into divorcing Frank and eloping with me because she's awesome but also it's I don't know
I in the in this world Jane ending up with Frank is it's funny because it's like I kind of in some
ways I kind of like and again I'm I may be talking more about the book here but like I kind of like Mr. Knightley
more than I like Emma which feels like a betrayal but like Mr. Knightley no I see what you mean
like Mr. Knightley it has the same amount I mean he has more privilege than Emma because he's a man
right so like inherently but personality wise Mr. Knightley is way more willing probably also
because he's older way more willing to be like you can't treat
people like that or like in the book especially he goes on some you know too long tears but like
he's he's I think more often than Emma presents the morally correct standpoint towards the
character where he's very quick to be like Frank is a bullshit artist like something isn't quite right there he's like
courting you but it's weird like he catches on to that very quickly he also catches on quick to like
emma why are you being mean to jane she's like a perfectly nice person and i think you're maybe a
little bit jealous of her and emma's like no which is which is pointed coming from a man because it's
like what does he know but also he's like correct in that situation and then he also is the person that's like you can't treat
miss bates like that and and he lays out a pretty like i thought like and this is in the book too
but like a pretty gender and class aware argument as to why he's like not only is it mean but you
need to keep in mind that she does not have the same amount of privilege that you have right and because of how our society is structured her
situation is going to get worse with time so like how dare you talk to her that way right which is
also like well nightly you could always help her out you're a fucking bajillionaire but but just
the fact that he he sees and understands gender and class issues better than Emma in some ways.
And then obviously there's other ways that Emma, like, Emma seems hyper aware of the fact that she will be treated differently her whole life if she never gets married.
And she's already said, like, I'm fine with that.
It sucks, but I'm fine with that.
Which is, I think, one of the only points that that character has to make that was interesting to me.
I don't know.
I guess I'm anti. I i don't know i guess i'm
anti i'm i i just don't like whatever like you don't have to like her i don't in in many cases
like she's supposed to be hard to like and it works i found it hard to like her
right yeah because it's also mr knightleyley who sees through Frank Churchill right away, too.
And is like, Emma, this guy sucks.
How do you not notice this?
And Emma's like, no, he's awesome.
And then in the book, Emma forgives Frank.
Frank sends her this long letter and he's like, hey, sorry, I was like aggressively flirting with you all that time.
I assumed that you knew that I wasn't serious about it.
And which in the book is true. So she like oh yeah i do but it's like imagine if she didn't know how
evil that is and then he's like yeah it was really mean of me to be like aggressive like because he
does it once in the movie he does it all the time in the book he's constantly calling jane weird
looking like to throw everyone off his scent that he secretly engaged to her.
He's like, Jane Fairfax, what a weirdo, hate her, can't stand her. And like eggs Emma on to do the
same. And then she forgives him. And I'm just like, Jane, baby, let's get out of here. Like,
I don't know. It's so bizarre. Like Frank sucks. And and nightly nightly then oh so in the book emma reads the
letter and she's like oh well you know frank you know he he made a lot of mistakes but i'm glad he
apologized which is true men don't usually apologize for anything in uh fiction or real life
so there you go that's good you know he did more than most people would but it's still not enough
because he did a lot of bad stuff and nightley reads the letter after her and is like all right well I guess it's
good that he apologized but like I still think Jane is way too good for him and I don't want
to hang out with him and I was like yeah Mr. Knightley well the other big thing for me with this movie is the romance between Emma and Mr. Knightley.
I mean, we've already touched on some of this stuff, but, you know, it starts out not unlike the way that like the Lizzie Bennet and Darcy relationship starts out where they are, you antagonistic toward each other with Emma and
Knightley it's a little more like teasy and like they're acquainted already so they have like
a rapport that they've had for many years yeah it's cute it's cute and what I find, maybe this is just me, but if I like someone, I'm very acutely aware that I like them.
I've never experienced the thing that seems to happen a lot in movies where someone realizes that they've been in love with someone for months or years.
Does this happen to other people where they're like they're just
completely clueless that they're in love with someone and then like one day they're right
clueless one day a light bulb goes off and they're like wait a minute i've been in love with this
person the whole time is that a thing i i don't know i mean, I don't think like in this way, I think I find that more. I think that that happens more often than enemies to lovers. Like, I do think that it's like, I know, I mean, I guess you could argue that that's sort of what happened with my parents. They were friends for like, I mean, granted, they're extremely divorced, but my parents were like friends for seven years and then they started dating. But were they like secretly in love with each other that whole time?
And then they find they like suddenly realized it or is it just.
Probably not, Caitlin.
But do I.
I think that Knightley has had a thing for Emma forever, which is gets problematic because she was a kid for a lot of that.
But I don't know.
I do think that they're like I don't think it happens as often as it happens in books but i do think that like there's plenty of examples in real life of
people being friends for a long time and then falling in love well yeah that i think that's
a definite thing but i'm saying not like realizing i've loved you the whole time i don't understand
how that would right yeah that sounds made up i mean again maybe maybe there are people out there
that that happen but I don't I'm
just like I don't know maybe I'm just so aware of my feelings brag that I just know if I love
someone I don't know I anyway I guess that that well I know you know what I think it happens I do
because I was just like wait I think that that is that's actually kind of what happened in my
first major relationship I well I the point I was going to try, I think that that's actually kind of what happened in my first major relationship.
Well, the point I was going to try to make was because I like realistic representations of romance in media because it so rarely happens.
Yeah.
So many romantic movies just like make up a thing that doesn't seem to happen ever in real life.
And that's like the crux of the relationship and then convinces people that that's how stuff
is going to go in their life and that it doesn't and then they're just like well and then they're
30 and then they're like wait a second I guess that wasn't a thing right so I was just curious
so sound off in the comments also matrons if if it's happened to you where you've loved someone
for a long time but it took you a very long time to realize it and you had
no idea about your feelings because if that is a thing then i will i will hold my tongue
i think it does happen but not as often as it does in fiction sure that's my that's my
i don't know sorry that's my little pet. That's my little... Should we just end the episode?
I don't have any other...
Yeah, things are going off the rails.
I don't think I have anything else to say, honestly.
I will say that in the comments of our Patreon,
someone mentioned that Miss Bates and Emma,
or their opinion was that miss bates and emma
was as close to um jane austen's financial situation which was that she like had some
money as a young person but then when certain relatives died she was dependent and was single
because her income from writing wasn't significant enough to like elevate her to like emma status so god just more more
gristle to chew on um yeah do you have anything else here just one last really quick thing this
is something we talked about in the ever after episode yes okay i know this is another movie
that paints romani people as dangerous thieves it's not as egregious in this movie as it is in Ever After
I would argue but there's a definite mention of it and that's something that's in the book that
I was shocked made it to the movie shocked yeah because this movie was made two years ago and
everyone involved should have known better uh because it's like this movie does take creative license with a lot of plot points.
Why not that one?
PP, poo-poo, bad job.
Yes.
Other than that, yeah, I think, I guess my parting word,
my parting thoughts are that this adaptation could have lent itself to a character in Emma that I would be more empathetic toward had she
demonstrated more growth by the end, a better judge of character by the end, gotten rid of her
prides and prejudices by the end, especially because so many of the people that she was quick quick to judge or mistreat are other women and had Emma not ended up such a classist anti-woman
character which is how she starts it's so hard because it's like I don't think that Emma's like
anti-woman per se but like it's just like it's a very weird complicated thing that the way that this
story has been adapted makes it hard to be on emma's side as much as the movie would like you
to be i think right in the in the book i i feel like my i forget what other but i like i find it
very easy to believe that the the book has elements of satire to it of like rich people are going to
be rich people and like look at all these i don't know this one is kind of tough because i i always want
to be resistant towards like why doesn't this movie that takes place in 1812 have the morals
of today it's like well we know why right but then also why choose to adapt something from back then
in the 2020s and not really say anything or do anything about i felt
that way with like well i think that she tried like i i not to like come to the but i do think
that they tried i think they changed elements and they tried to like put you more in the friendship
with emma and harriet and they try and they did like i mean and they were successful in putting
you more in emma and harriet's friendship and demonstrating more personal growth on Emma's
part than takes place in the book I just think it gets a little dissonant and it gets into what was
Jane Austen's intent with this character and does the movie telegraph that same intent so I think
it's just like right adaptation wise for me it's a little messy because I don't think my read of
the book was that you're not really supposed to be like woohoo Emma got everything she me it's a little messy because i don't think my read of the book was that you're
not really supposed to be like woohoo emma got everything she wanted it's more like and obviously
emma got everything she wanted where the movie wants you to be more like woohoo emma got everything
she wanted and it's just hard when someone is that privileged and most of her growth happens
through minor inconveniences that affect other people more than herself. It's hard to root for her. And it's hard to be like, well, who she got what she wanted,
because you're told in the opening line, she's clever, handsome and rich, she gets what she
wants. Right? So why am I supposed to be cheering at the end when she gets what she wants? So I just,
I don't know, I've, it's weird. And it's like, I want to be careful to not like project 2022 morals onto this story.
And in the same way,
you're like,
but Jane Austen has done a better,
like we just covered a story where Jane Austen did.
I think like a much more effective job of discussing these same topics that
feel weird in this adaptation. Right's just weird i don't know
my opinion is it's fucking weird who knows i mean honestly i have had such a good time
prepping for the it's not to brag but it's taken uh way longer than it usually does uh when you're
reading a whole book and then watching a movie a billion times but i i feel really something revisiting jane austen's work and like having to engage with a period piece
like this critically because it is challenging to be like okay you know we're a intersectional
feminist podcast but what does that mean with this work and like how can we analyze something
without coming to the table with a completely unreasonable expectation and like how does adaptation to i don't know it's been a
fun little brain puzzle that everyone's going to view differently but i've enjoyed it i don't know
but i i mean pride and prejudice way fucking better and i don't think that that's the fault
of the filmmakers of this movie this movie movie is gorgeous. All the performances are well done.
The only thing that I would really criticize about this movie is the treatment of Romani people.
And also just like, I mean, scaling back Jane, I didn't love.
And removing more effective apologies that were in the book but were left out in the movie i thought was
bizarre but but the third act changes even though some of them like you were saying were like
a little too modern uh even so i liked the third act changes they made i thought it was like a cool
it kind of reminded me of another white girl reboot we saw recently with uh little women
where greta gerwig was was doing all sorts
of fuckery with the third act of that movie and it worked out in this really fun cool way that
had something to say this one maybe didn't have quite as much to say but i thought it was like a
cool i don't know i'm happy it exists i would rather see more adaptations of pride and prejudice
than of emma and also you know I don't know I mean
I don't I don't even know that I necessarily feel like no more Jane Austen adaptations I think it's
kind of cool that there are these properties that get a generational reboot it's kind of like
Shakespeare in that way like where and Autumn DeWild says that in an interview where the first
question an interviewer asked her was like
so why an emma reboot why now and she's like no i've literally never heard that asked of a
shakespeare reboot so i i don't know how to answer that question right and so i don't i don't know
it's it's all it's all weird should we cover pride and prejudice and zombies no it sucks i never saw it it sucks it's so boring
but uh joel kim booster and boad yang are in that pride and prejudice reimagining called fire island
that comes out next year oh that's a pride and prejudice i didn't realize that was i had no idea
see so it's like this is like these are fun stories to reimagine and readapt.
And like still like Clueless is the most fun, I think, in like insightfully adapted version of Emma.
But I liked this movie.
I thought that they did cool stuff.
And it like it's so beautiful.
It is.
I liked it.
It passes the Bechdel test.
It does. It sure does does what would you rate it
on our nipple scale because i don't know i think i'm gonna go with like two and a half or three
like something like maybe three given the time period because it's like centering a complicated
woman at the center of a story in a movie that's directed and written by women that's adapted from
an old ass book by a woman a woman it bears saying that it is all white women you know right down the
line there right however it's like it is it is rare in that regard and i feel like that's a lot
of the reason why this story has endured and so for its time specifically yeah a complicated female character at the center of a
story whether i like her or not is something sure she's no elizabeth bennett honey but i think even
jane austen knows that you know so it's like it is it's it's complicated i don't like emma i i
just don't love i don't know these are just like
like i think that ultimately like emma doesn't she understands what she's done but there's not
really any consequence for it in a way that i find so frustrating she's like
fucking with the like she could have ruined harriet's life it's like it really like she
could have like in this society specifically Emma is trying to
make herself feel like she's doing something like she's whatever insecure about whatever it is it's
never even quite clear to me what it is and so she needs to feel like she's doing something but
she's ruining the life of someone much poorer than her so I hate that but I do like I mean
in terms of the class spectrum there is a lot of women of
different classes that i think are all i still think that miss bates and harriet are made to
look silly because of their class and made to seem like undereducated yeah but you do get
humanizing moments with them it's not like they're total cartoon characters i it's just all so
complicated i don't know i but like emma is handsome clever
and rich it's on the fucking poster she starts the story that way and she ends the story that way
and she does learn a lesson about meddling but i think given the fact that she's meddling on a
class basis i just wish that this movie had more to say about class yeah it's uh so it's hard i guess i'll but but
because autumn de wilde is really fucking cool i want to see more movies from her
i thought the screenplay was was pretty well done before like anya taylor joy is
you know chess netflix she she's she's great um bill ny, no notes like I guess I'll give it three nipples and I'm giving them all to Jane Fairfax.
Give her a spare.
Put it in her pocket like a tire.
Nice.
I will agree on three. just echoing a lot of your thoughts on it definitely could have especially again an
adaptation coming out in 2020 I feel like and I mean maybe this is just because we've been doing
this podcast for over five years but I'm of the mind that if you're going to adapt something with
such old source material accompany it with some interesting commentary or make
adaptation changes that update the story in interesting and meaningful ways. And I think
this movie does attempt that to some degree, but I agree that it doesn't do quite enough.
Yeah, like I don't necessarily want to see like an 1800s story with 2022 morals but like
maybe i do but also i'm like i i think i just like want to see new stories right i don't know
and i guess some things are just there for entertainment and we don't need big. Whatever. Whatever. Mew two.
Mew two.
Oh my God.
Remember when the lady said Mew two.
I was about to make a terrible joke.
Go.
About the Mew two movement.
Anyway.
Okay.
Sorry everyone. The hashtag Mew to move it you're evil oh my god that's so funny
okay you got three nipples i will give i'll give one to harriet i'll give one to miss bates
because she deserves way more of an apology than she got from Emma and
I'll give my final nipple
to Bill Nighy
because I'm dying
you literally said the
Mewtwo movement
it's the worst thing I've ever said maybe
I need to take a nap
that was unbelievable.
Wow.
Wow.
Well, everyone, I hope it was worth waiting five years
because Caitlin just said the Mewtwo movement.
I'm going to get canceled for that.
No, I truly like we said it in our Pride and Prejudice episode,
but this was uh very rewarding
very cool uh you know we're not going to read a book for another five years but thank you
we'll we'll do weathering heights in five years um i don't know about that i take it back uh
you know it's just uh we're not a book podcast it really takes a lot out of us but we will be back
we'll be back we'll be back next month talking about who knows maybe detective pikachu do you
do y'all want that do y'all want that sound off in the comments all right well there you have it that was our unlocked emma episode from our patreon aka matreon where you can
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Yeah.
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you back here on on the main feed we got a lot of exciting stuff coming up we sure do and with that
um have a great i'm trying to think of a fun fun Emma way to, but I can't really remember.
I mean.
Beep boop.
Um, fare thee well, something, something.
Imagine, no, we're, we're Bill.
Oh, now I remember where we talked about Pokemon because Bill Nighy.
Because Bill Nighy is in Detective Pikachu.
And because I was playing a lot of Pokemon on my Nintendo Switch at the time.
Yes, that was your Pokemon era. And that was my talking about Bill Nighy
playing Pokemon era.
So that paired pretty nicely.
Well, we're Bill Nighy jumping down the steps
in that amazing moment in the movie Emma 2020.
Yes.
And with that, we fare thee well.
Bye.
Bye.
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