The Bechdel Cast - The Social Network with Demi Adejuyigbe
Episode Date: March 5, 2020Let the hacking begin on this episode where Jamie, Caitlin, and special guest Demi Adejuyigbe discuss The Social Network live at SF Sketchfest!(This episode contains spoilers)For Bechdel bonuses, sign... up for our Patreon at patreon.com/bechdelcast.Follow @electrolemon on Twitter. While you're there, you should also follow @BechdelCast, @caitlindurante and @jamieloftusHELPÂ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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with the bechdel cast hi welcome to the bechdel cast
wow san francisco how are you
there it's a light excitement yeah thanks for coming my name is Caitlin Durante oh geez
my name is Remy Loftus thank you
and yeah we're this is our second year at SF Sketch Fest we're very happy to be here
indeed yeah um I don't do you have what do you have any san francisco thoughts
i was like themed thoughts for the evening well we uh spent a lot of time figuring out what movie
to do we're like geez what could we do well but in all seriousness last year we were like not
thinking about location so we did like a movie that took
place and we did the breakfast club last year which takes place in chicago where was anyone
oh that's a good question was anyone here at our show last year yes oh the rest of you are
fucking fake that was a test and you failed but yeah so so this year we chose a movie that at
least partially takes place in this area nearby
yeah i'm i'm very curious because i i think that um it's possible that some people in the audience
outweigh us in uh knowledge for the context of this movie does anyone here uh work in tech or
has worked in tech or been traumatized had your life traumatized by the tech industry. Just cheer, just cheer.
Okay, so everybody.
More people that have listened to the show.
Okay, I'm very excited to hear your insights.
I love a good tech dystopia story.
Yes.
There are not enough of them.
I know.
I'm not local to them.
I want to know.
So is anyone here new to the show?
Has anyone not listened to the show before?
Don't be shy. Anyone?
Wow.
Someone in the second row.
We're going to come into the audience like cats.
My cat fatigue.
My cat.
Ineffable.
Oh, I wish we were talking about cats.
What an easier discussion to have um okay great well this is a uh feminist movie podcast where we use the bechdel test sometimes
called the bechdel wallace test to start a discussion about how women are portrayed in famous movies. Caitlin, what's the Bechdel test?
I'd love to tell you.
Thank you.
It is sometimes called the Bechdel-Wallace test.
I said that.
Oh, you did?
Shit.
Yes, thank you for listening to me.
Jesus.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
I just said Jesus.
It doesn't pass.
Oh, no.
But what if Jesus is a woman it's an ariana grande b-side also comma jesus is a woman
anyway the bechdel test if you're not familiar uh requires that two female identifying characters
in a movie talk to each other about something other than a man.
And by our standards,
it just has to be a two-line exchange of dialogue.
Yes.
Do movies pass it?
Not this one.
Wait.
Not a fair and second round.
I have an example of something that I hope passes.
Go off.
Hey, Jamie.
Hey, Caitlin.
Let the hacking begin oh that still gets
a bodily risk a full body response from me and i don't even like i feel nothing for mark zuckerberg
or jesse eisenberg but when but when he says let the hacking begin and he flexes his little fingers and you're like ew but like oh what is going on
why do i feel that way he's getting ready to like put sexist things on the internet and i'm still
like oh it's bad we're all flawed we're all growing it's fine yeah yeah we're doing the
social network by the way we're doing the social network uh oh yeah and uh clap if you uh have seen this
movie okay and has anybody not seen this movie first row head nice i love there's so much boldness
going on in san francisco uh well we're gonna ruin it for you and yeah is there anything else
we gotta cover i think that's all the orders of business that we need to attend to.
Well, business is over.
Yes.
And now let the fun begin.
We have a guest.
We have a guest.
A returning guest.
A returning guest.
A man.
A man.
Let's get this out of the way.
The person about to come on stage is a man.
He is a man.
And for that, we're like, we know.
We're aware.
But he's one of the few men that we continue to allow to come back.
Yeah.
Because he's a good.
He's one of the goods.
It's a rare, rare.
I think it's on a list of three or four.
Yeah.
But he's a writer.
He's a comedian.
You know him from past episodes of ours including Star Wars The Force Awakens
and Paddington
it's Demi Adjuibe
hi
hi Demi
hi, thank you for apologizing for me in advance of me coming out
because I was going to be like, all right, I'm sorry.
Women be apologizing all the time.
You can say it.
Yeah.
Demi, can you tell the audience what your shirt says?
Because when you're wearing your sweater,
the shirt is so confusing.
Okay, I'm going to take, yeah. your shirt says because the way when you're wearing your sweater the shirt is so confusing yeah i
my shirt says josie and the pussycats is the best movie ever which is just a truth
unfortunately i didn't realize until leaving this morning that when i wear this coat
it just looks like it says and the pussy is best movie
and of all the podcasts to be doing today i don't want this that to be the what i come on stage with
as one of the three or four good men i can't tarnish my reputation that quickly yeah that
reflects poorly on us as well like they thought one of the only good men wore a shirt that said
and the pussy i mean that sounds like a feminist movie.
I think that that's like Uncanny Valley feminism.
That's like what a starting male feminist would say.
Like, and the pussy is the best movie when you think about it.
The only movie I watch is the pussy.
Ironically, it doesn't pass the Bechdel test.
It doesn't. No. No. test it doesn't no no uh anyway so the social
network dummy what is your history relationship with the movie i this is one of my favorite
movies ever i think it is truly one of the finest films of the decade i remember this movie is very
special to me because i did not like watch movies a lot growing up my parents didn't like show me movies
or anything so it wasn't until like I went to college
and was like oh let's see what's out
there that I like really like dug into
film and I remember seeing this movie specifically
was when I like like because I remember
everyone was like oh the Facebook movie that's gonna
be dumb and I remember I went to see it and I was like
this is gonna be a riot and I can't just be like oh
shit okay and I was like oh
this is what be a riot, and I can't just be like, oh shit, okay, woo woo. And I was like, oh, this is what cinema is?
But yeah, I think it's a fantastic movie,
and I'm very excited to talk about it.
Jamie, what's your history, relationship?
I also really love this movie, in spite of it all.
I think this movie came out like the second I got to college,
I'm pretty sure.
And I remember that they were passing out a lot of merch.
Because I went to college in Boston as well.
So they were like, all right, we got to be giving out social network mouse pads to all the kids.
That's what they want.
So I still somewhere have my social network mouse pad that says,
punk genius, traitor, trader billionaire the social network and it's just a like grainy
high contrast picture of jesse eisenberg that i really but my secret anecdote about the social
network that i didn't tell you before the show is that when i was a freshman in college there were
two big movies coming out that had to do with Boston, and they let students choose which preview screening they wanted to go to,
and it was The Social Network and The Town.
The Town!
And I went to see The Town.
What?
I saw The Town for free at Fenway Park.
It was very cool.
John Hamm was there.
He wore a hat.
Really?
Oh, he sure did, yeah.
No, and that is is like if you've
seen the town you're like oh boy this is the worst thing I've ever seen um and then I saw the social
network later and it's one of my favorite movies yeah uh Caitlin what's your history with this
movie I also really like this movie although I feel differently about it than I used to feel. Let me just give you a little bit of context for me.
I was a freshman in college at the very moment that Facebook was taking off.
So I went to Penn State University for my undergrad boo.
Because I can't wait to talk about my master's degree tonight.
But I was at Penn State in fall of 2004 when they were like,
we're adding in more colleges. I remember when it used to be thefacebook.com. I remember when
it suddenly switched. I signed up for my account in October 2004. I was like in it. So when all
the events of the movie are unfolding, I was like, it's like I was there um and then when I lived in Boston I lived a two-minute
walk from the Thirsty Scholar which is the bar that the first scene of the movie takes place in
um and then I would go there after that movie came out and they had changed all the menu items to like
the social network burger and it's like okay and then of course i went to um i don't like to bring this
up but i did go to boston university and get a master's degree in screenwriting and there's high
thank you so much there's high bu visibility in this movie well not although it's not favorable
but it is not because uh all bu girls are bitches and i didn't have to study because i went to bu and that's what you learn about so he was
actually right toxic masculinity wins again i had i've been to the thirsty scholar a couple times
and there was definitely a mark zuckerberg referencing martini on the menu. It wasn't called the Zuck-tini, but what if it was?
Wait, is it called the Mark-tini?
It was called the...
A Mark-tini would be way better.
That...
Now I just want to think of all the drinks
that could be named after...
The most boring man to ever live, sure.
Oh, why wasn't it the Zucker-burger?
The social network for
god missed opportunity i love i mean i think you could get david finch fries
okay you guys do the podcast i'm gonna pop it every few minutes with one I do feel like more are coming.
I do think the greatest trick this movie plays,
of the many things that it does,
is it does manage to make Mark Zuckerberg
look like an interesting person
who has emoted or felt a thing.
I was going to say,
because when I saw your shirt backstage,
I was reminded of my image of Mark Zucker wearing it.
I was like, this movie makes him look very smart.
Right.
But everything we've seen of him since, I'm like, no,
you're not as much of a quote unquote genius
as this movie wants you to be.
Right, he was not a punk nor a genius.
Nor a prophet.
Oh, it said prophet too.
Prophet of what?
Of what? Like causing wars Prophet of what? Of what?
Like, causing wars that he causes?
Like, what is he?
Okay, a lot of Zuck heads.
Jesus Christ.
This is a Facebook-sponsored event we're learning.
Mark Zuckerberg is here.
No.
Mark Zuckerberg literally caused a genocide,
but go off, audience.
Kind of impressive.
Anyway, my shirt, this is an actual AIM message
that Mark Zuckerberg sent back in the day,
and it says, you can be unethical and still be legal.
That's the way I live my life, ha ha.
So, he does have a personality.
It's chaotic evil.
Should we recap the movie? Let's chaotic evil. Should we
recap the movie?
Let's do it. Real quick.
Oh, please. Did you come up with some more?
Zucker beer.
You're right.
It's not a...
The audience is verbally
appraising.
30 minutes from now.
Keep thinking about it.
The story of the social network.
We meet Mark Zuckerberg.
That's Jesse Eisenberg, of course.
He's a student at Harvard studying computer stuff.
Do they say what is his...
I feel like in 2004 you could major in computers.
Yeah.
Is he a programmer?
Is he a software engineer?
Typing.
Is he,
does he write code?
What?
Typing.
Typing.
Who knows?
He's just,
he's majoring in emails,
yeah.
So he's doing that
and then the movie
opens on a date
that he is on
with his girlfriend at the time,
Erica Albright, played by Rooney Mara.
And he is a condescending asshole to her.
So she breaks up with him.
And that night he takes his frustration to LiveJournal.
And he's like, although, I mean,
has anyone here ever taken their frustration
to LiveJournal before?
Like, those of us that were there
for live journal that's where we were taking our frustration so give him some slack right
what i'm saying is uh mark zuckerberg innocent
also his live journal is called zuck on it which is true that was the name of it all of the blog
posts and the name of the blog are tragically factually accurate.
Everything where he sounds like a dumb asshole is accurate.
Everything where he sounds like a smug Aaron Sorkin character
is a smug Aaron Sorkin line.
And when you re-watch the movie,
it's pretty easy to figure out which is which.
Mark Zuckerberg never said,
you have the minimum of my attention.
You have the minimum amount.
That's a West Wing line.
When he said zuck on it, Mark Zuckerberg said that.
Anyway, so he calls Erica Albright a bitch
and then he's like, but I need something
to take my mind off her.
And then he says, with his fingers, let the hacking begin.
We're like, wow.
I want him to put his clammy hands near me.
Ew.
Ugh, gross.
Mark is like, I mean, he just looks like he needs to be toweled off.
He just looks like a light sheen is on him at all times.
Sure.
Gross. So he hacks into several Harvard dorm houses,
or however that works.
I don't even know.
And there's like, no, that's accurate.
They explain it.
What's that?
They explain it step by step in the film.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Recited.
I mean like Harvard houses.
Is that like a Harry Potter house,
or is that just like the name of a dorm building?
I think it's just like the dorm building.
Okay.
Did anyone here go to Harvard?
At least one person does.
We've been in.
Yeah.
There she is.
That's our girl.
Yeah.
She has to go back to Harvard.
I mean, feel free to bully her on the way out, whatever.
Don't bully her.
So the Harvard houses have these like student databases that that have students' pictures on them. So he hacks into all of those and creates facemash.com
where people can compare two side-by-side photos of women
and decide who is hotter because he is a feminist.
Well, that's visibility of women.
Right, right, right.
He's like, we need to give these women a platform.
Those two photos next to each other of the women that passes the Bechdel test.
Yes.
Because we know what their names are, which is a breach of data.
So the list currently is me and Mark Zuckerberg.
Who are the other two?
Oh, the Winklevosses.
Oh, right, right.
Of course.
And then his friend Eduardo Saverin,
played by Andrew Garfield,
comes in and helps with the algorithm.
So then they send facemash.com to a few people
and they send it to some people
and they send it to some people
to the extent where it gets so popular
in the course of...
It goes viral.
Yeah.
In one night and it crashes Harvard's network.
Then we cut to a few years later
because the movie cuts back and forth
between hearings
that Mark Zuckerberg is in
because many people are suing him.
Yeah, I think that
that's supposed to be taking place
in like I think 2008,
seven or eight
is when those hearings are happening.
Got it.
We see him back at Harvard.
We meet Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss.
Woohoo!
We discussed this
earlier today with some people who
are in the audience, but obviously both
Winklevoss twins should have been played by
Alfred Molina. Yes. Very clear.
He would have killed it.
Absolutely. Instead they are
played by Armie Hammer.
Well Armie Hammer
and some other guy
who then they deleted
his face from the movie
and control C
control V'd
Armie Hammer's face.
That's a true fact.
Do not forget
whoever that guy was.
Josh Pence.
Josh, Mike Pence's nephew.
No I'm kidding.
Maybe.
I don't know.
We also meet the Winklevoss's associate, Divya Narendra,
played by Max Ming.
Miguelha.
Miguelha.
AKA that guy from The Handmaid's Tale.
Yes.
Yeah.
Divya Narendra is Indian, and Max is not.
Whoopsies.
Yeah.
Eduardo Saverin. Is Brazilian. Whoopsies. Yeah. Eduardo Saverin is Brazilian
and Andrew Garfield is not.
A chameleon.
Whoops.
I couldn't tell.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think that's really the issue.
Maybe if Andrew Garfield were less of a chameleon.
He's British. I always forget that who cares
so these guys hear about
Zucky's little face mash thing
as they call it in the movie
and they want him to do the programming
for something they came up with
Harvard Connection
which is an elitist dating website for Harvard students
because, quote, women want to get with guys who go to Harvard.
Okay, so Megan, I have a question.
Is that actually true?
There's a thing about the other way,
but not about Harvard men.
But the thing about Harvard men.
Wait, okay, we're going to repeat that.
Okay.
Okay, so it was BU girls to bed,
Wellesley girls to wed,
Harvard girls to talk to.
That's not even clever or doesn't even rhyme.
I was going to say.
That was, okay.
Harvard girls for their heads.
The problem there is it just sounds like Harvard girls for head.
For head.
Not the same thing.
Well, maybe it was workshopped in the brilliant,
what is their shitty comedy
magazine sorry the lampoon they wrote yeah they wrote board of the rings i'm like oh
i'm bowled over by this comedic brilliance geez
okay fourth grade so the winkle bosses are like yeah program harvard connection for us please
and zuckerberg agrees to help them but their idea has inspired him slash he stole it who knows what
really happened hard to say uh to create another website uh and he pitches it as a business
proposition to eduardo and you'll never guess
what it's called. Tell me. Thefacebook.com.
Wow!
Eduardo fronts $1,000
in starter cash, and then they
get to work on
writing the software? Is that
an expression? Coding. Coding?
They go on squarespace.com
and
that's when the real work begins
this which brings us to our advertiser
i'm kidding squarespace um we would love your money yeah please sponsor us um
so while this is happening eduardo has gotten punched by the phoenix this exclusive
final club and to all of you not ivy leaguers out there i also don't know what that means it's like
it's like a fancy frat club i think so for people who will cause war crimes one day
is that what the movie skulls is about the skulls is it okay great glad we cleared that up um so
he's gotten punched by the phoenix and mark zuckerberg is very jealous of this and that
plays a part through the rest of the movie and then zuckerberg is also like dodging all the
winklevoss's attempts to like talk to him dod He's dodging the winkies. Yeah. They're coming
at him with their paddles.
Right?
He's just dodging them.
I wish they had swung a paddle.
There should have just been one scene
where they see him across the quad and it's a
ten minute chase scene and he's like ducking under
things. That chase scene that they
describe, I'm like why didn't they film that?
They'll conclude that. I just want one scene of him standing next to the Harvard statue,
pretending to be a statue, and he's like,
wait a minute, and he turns back and he's like,
and then Anne Armie Hammer is chasing him.
Get the Benny Hill music in there.
Oh, that'd be so good.
A real dark version from Trent Reznor, of course.
Of course, of course then he's almost done
with the facebook.com and ready to launch
and then his friend Dustin Moskovitz
aka Timmy from Jurassic Park
is like hey
there's this girl in one of your classes
do you know if she's single
do you know if she's interested in dating anyone
and then Mark Zuckerberg's like
that's what Facebook is going to be like
do you know if it's complicated she's interested in dating anyone, and then Mark Zuckerberg's like, that's what Facebook is gonna be like.
Do you know if it's complicated?
Did anyone ever list their status as it's complicated on Facebook before?
Because that is like the ballsiest thing anyone could do.
I did, and so did a lot.
No, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
When I did it, it's because I was very single
and wanted to seem so much more interesting than...
It was like, well, it's complicated.
You'll just have to ask me to find out.
Everyone's like, we don't give a shit.
I came very close once in high school
to setting my status to it's complicated.
And you can set it to it's complicated with...
Another user.
You could do, like, people in my high school would be like,
okay, so I'm technically single, but it's complicated with Joey.
Like, you could give so much information about the status of your heart.
It's true.
I miss it.
I mean, it's hard to figure out where people are at now.
Yeah, now we just got to tweet it all.
Yeah, now you just got to do horny tweets and see what happens.
Disaster.
Shout out to my boyfriend in the back.
Who's here.
Then the site goes
live and several Harvard students sign up
for it right away and then the Winklevosses
find out about it and they're like, he stole our idea.
More and more people are signing up.
Eduardo wants this site to start generating revenue and then Zuckerberg's like, he stole our idea. More and more people are signing up. Eduardo wants this site to start generating revenue.
And then Zuckerberg's like, no, Facebook is cool.
All Mark Zuckerberg cares about is cool.
But I do think it's funny that Eduardo wants to be like, pop up ads.
That would have been a bad idea.
And then they meet a couple women, Christy and Alice,
who think mark and
eduardo are so cool and they cannot wait to suck their dicks and then harvard to head right right
yeah as the saying goes things should go then mark runs into his ex-girlfriend Erica at a bar and he's like, hey.
And she's like, fuck you.
And then either like to retaliate or to impress her or something, he's like, we have to expand
to Yale and Columbia and Stanford.
Every time a woman rejects him in this movie, Mark Zuckerberg's like, Facebook needs to
be bigger.
Like he just, he just...
He just goes off the rails. He bought Instagram because someone called him Mork, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Also, I just, I'm like, the peak of that scene is when she says,
good luck with your video game, which is like the best line I've ever...
It's, it's, the coldness reverberates.
I love it.
Yes.
I love the Erica character.
Yeah.
I don't care how realistic it was. It was based on a person who Zuck on it references,
but they change the name and then they make up some of the interactions,
but I just love her character so much.
She's the only person in the movie who is ever correct it's like oh it's good meanwhile we meet sean parker the founder
of napster played by justin timberlake which what are they saying they're like justin timberlake
in the movie's like oh fuck the music industry it's broken it's like what are you saying justin justin timberlake is so confusing as an actor because you're like sometimes he's good but like
he's like he's not a good actor but he he keeps getting me 80 of the way to thinking he might be
a good actor he has an incredible agent he does yeah but then he also was in Yogi Bear. Right. Really? And the Trolls movies.
He's good in the Trolls movies.
One for him, one for the studios.
He's good, but he's, yeah, yeah, he's like, I don't know.
I liked him in Wish Upon a Star.
That's a good DCOM.
Okay. Yeah.
Ooh, was he in Model Behavior?
He was in Model Behavior.
All right, I stand.
Yeah, yeah.
He's an okay actor. He's, I stand. Yeah. Yeah.
He's an okay actor.
He's better than Joey Fatone.
Oh.
Well, yeah.
That's an endorsement.
Then, so Sean Parker discovers Facebook,
and he's like, ooh, what's this cool thing?
And then he says that line where he's like,
all I need to do is find you, Mark Zuckerberg.
You're like, oh.
And then Mark and Eduardo and Sean Parker have a meeting together.
And at Sean's suggestion, Zuckerberg
rents a house in Palo Alto for the summer.
And he hires some interns.
The whole thing keeps expanding.
Eduardo is off in New York city trying to find advertisers but things with eduardo and mark are getting more
and more tense and eduardo freezes the account yeah he's like you could have jeopardized facebook
and then eduardo's like i know he's just trying to get your attention. They're such babies. It's so funny.
They're just crying
about Facebook all day. Peter
Teal makes a big investment in Facebook.
Peter Teal, who famously believes that
drinking blood of young people will make
you live longer.
Just one more scene that I want added to this
movie.
Oh, I would love a little
Peter Teal offering Mark Zuckerberg a shot of his nephew's
blood that should have been the role that timberlake played
yeah so there's now like money and office space associated with facebook and facebook now has
almost a million members and eduardo is called to the office so that they can inform him that his shares, which he originally owned 34% of, had been diluted down to 0.03%.
Wow, all the tech people in the crowd are like, oh my god.
I've seen this movie upwards of 15 times,
and today was the first time where I understood
what happened there.
Oh.
Because I was like, what, diluted?
And then I saw the part where it's like,
they add more investors.
Like, oh, because when you add more,
the percentage goes, oh, okay.
I mean, it is kind of funny.
Like, Eduardo is made out to be, I think,
by far the most sympathetic character in the movie.
But ultimately, Eduardo Savera,
and I have some fun information about what he has since done,
which is flee the country and evaded $700 million in taxes.
Cool, cool, cool.
But at the time, he truly did,
I mean, he lost six months of his life in $1,000.
And we're, like, crying for him in this movie.
He also now has 5% of Facebook and is, like, a bajillionaire.
So he's fine.
He's doing fine.
He's fine.
He lives in Singapore now, and he likes it.
Oh, good.
So glad to hear that.
But Eduardo in the movie is like, I'm suing your ass, Zuckerberg.
Hence all the flash forwards
where we see all of those hearings.
And then the movie ends with Mark Zuckerberg
requesting Erica Albright as a friend on his own website.
Well, just after Rashida Jones absolves him
of any guilt associated with the issue,
she's like, you're not actually an asshole, Mark Zuckerberg.
Bye.
You're like, but what about the whole movie?
And then there's all the title cards that it's like,
Zuckerberg had to pay millions of dollars to the Winkies.
The Winkies never got their paddles back.
And I think that's the movie.
That's the movie. That's the movie.
Yeah.
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Where should we start with the discussion of this?
Do you have a context corner do you want to start with?
There's so much context
for this movie
that I think that probably
people in the audience
also have.
So if there's anything
that I say
during the context
that you have more info on,
feel free to raise your hand.
We'd love to hear
if anyone has any dark secrets.
This is the place where we're going to get them.
So there's really not that much to say
about the production of the movie
other than like other actors considered and blah, blah, blah.
But this is directed by David Fincher,
written by Aaron Sorkin.
And you're like, oh, two annoying male personalities
that consistently turn out good work.
This could go so many ways.
It turns out well in this case.
But most of, I mean,
most of the context for this
just involves like what actually happened
and what didn't.
And in the most funny instances,
how people portrayed in this movie
ended up reacting.
So Mark Zuckerberg,
you're not going to believe this,
does not like this movie very much.
He doesn't like it.
Aaron Sorkin interviewed a lot of people for this movie.
And a lot of people interviewed with him on the agreement of anonymity.
So a lot of the stuff that people can't verify happening in the movie, it's very possible it did happen.
But he has to watergate it or whatever.
He can't give away his
sources he's a real woodward about it um i mean a lot of stuff is true like the winklevoss stuff
is almost universally true they actually did throw the harvard rule book to try to you know
take a billion dollar company away from mark zuckerberg because they're stupid and it's funny um the
Winklevoss is now today they are you know they're ass crack deep in bitcoin they love bitcoins so
much they have a billion dollars in bitcoin my favorite fact about the Winkies is in they call
them the Winklevise I'm like the Winkies anyways I'm a fan of Winklevise the Winklevise. I'm like, the Winkies. Anyways. I'm a fan of Winklevise.
The Winklevise.
In 2014, the twins launched Winkdex,
which, oh no, we have some Winkdex investors over there.
They're like, we don't talk about it.
It was literally, it was just like some metric
that traced the current cost of bitcoin and the financial
like the the u.s financial commission department whatever the fuck found out about it and they're
like ew what is this then they shut it down uh so they're billionaires but they they shut down
wink decks so good they are the peak example of failing upwards repeatedly yes i mean it's like who because
they came from a ton of money they fucked up a lot they placed sixth in the olympics
why even bother they were so i mean we everyone on stage here has placed much higher in the Olympics. Second in shot put.
Eduardo, I mean, we've already referenced the main thing with Eduardo is that he is Brazilian-born and is portrayed by a white actor, which we'll talk about in a bit.
But we shouldn't be crying for Eduardouardo because he has um i'll just
read the official source um he renounced his u.s citizenship in september 2011 and therefore
avoided an estimated 700 million dollars in capital gains taxes he has um he says that this is just because he really likes Singapore.
And he denies he left the U.S. to avoid paying $700 million.
He's just like, Singapore is dope, you guys.
And so no one has been seeing much of him lately because he lives in Singapore.
I also, every tech person, and I know it's maybe normal for people here,
but anytime you read, first of all, anytime you read a rich person's and I know it's like maybe normal for people here, but anytime you read, like, first of all,
anytime you read a rich person's controversy section, it's so funny.
Because with Eduardo Safran, it's like, like, controversy with Jumio.
And you're like, what?
That's a company that existed.
Controversy with Quickie.
You're like, so he was involved with, and then later had fallings out with both Quickie and So he was involved with,
and then later had fallings out
with both Quickie and Jumeo.
What else?
Most of the characters in this movie are real.
Mark Zuckerberg doesn't like
the portrayal of him in this movie,
which, I mean, I guess I get that.
But some reasons you shouldn't feel bad
for Mark Zuckerberg include,
he's been selling your data to the government for a long time.
He was helping spread war propaganda in a number of countries.
He caused a genocide in Myanmar by doing so.
He McFucked our election, which is why we're all here.
You know, like there's no one should,
but he went to a Costco last month.
So.
Oh, it's just like us.
He's really, the stars are just like us.
Damn.
I really do genuinely believe that Mark Zuckerberg
and a woman who was completely erased from this movie,
his wife.
His wife.
Priscilla.
I think that they went to a Costco
and called the paparazzi on themselves
so the paparazzi would see them looking at TVs at Costco
and be like, oh, we forgive them.
Like, what were they thinking?
If I saw a photo of them at Costco,
I'd be like, why is Mark Zuckerberg going to buy Costco?
Right.
There's no part of me that thinks that man
goes out into public to buy anything.
Like, shops at Costco.
Yeah.
So, Mark Zuckerberg has described the movie as, quote, kind of hurtful, unquote.
Aww.
The credits were always like, aw.
Aww.
And this doesn't reflect on our discussion, but as far as I know, it does seem like the movie takes a lot of liberties
in terms of giving Mark Zuckerberg
first a personality that's discernible at all.
But also it seems like based on interviews
and just more research done about him,
there's a lot written by people
who have interviewed him at length
that he is a very boring person
who is not even socially adept enough
to say most of the things that are said in the movie.
Which is, like imagine
not being smart enough to say the worst Aaron Sorkin
line ever.
I could
buy the
Phoenix Club. I could
turn it into my pink.
Mount Auburn Street.
And then, yeah.
Mark Zuckerberg would be like,
you have all of my attention.
He's a boring man.
My favorite anecdote that I've come across
by someone who did work in the tech industry
whose identity I will obscure
is this is what it's like to work around Mark Zuckerberg
when he's trying to talk to women.
Okay, so when Sheryl Sandberg
started working at Facebook as the COO,
and she's of course a feminist icon, just kidding, Google her. She's the scariest person alive.
But Mark loves her. And so he has taken her around the office to say, hey, this is your new boss.
And he introduced her to, I guess, a group of female employees and said something akin to, Hi, this is Sheryl Sandberg.
She is your new boss.
She is so smart. She is so cool.
Look at her hair. It's so pretty.
You should all try to have hair like
Sheryl's.
Bye!
That was the whole...
So that's what Mark Zuckerberg is actually like.
And I, for one,
am glad they didn't commit that to film.
I prefer the toxic misogynist Mark Zuckerberg
than look at her pretty hair.
It sounds like a bad tagline pitch for Barbie.
Like on a guy's first day, he's like,
all right, she's smart, she's cool.
You gotta have hair like her.
That's all I got.
Yeah.
Well, hope you buy it.
See ya.
Oh, and some of the,
just like he did give out cards
that said, I'm CEO, bitch.
That's a true story?
Wow.
That is very true.
Then, yeah, most of the other context stuff
I think will fit into our discussion.
Like this movie was,
at the time of its release, I think one of the first movies we've covered that was called out for its sexism when it came out, because this movie came out in 2010,
so it was around the time that people were starting to realize women were around for
the first about 10 years ago.
It became visible.
And so there was
a lot of criticism
of this movie
of how it treated women
at the time
to the point where
it warranted a response
from Aaron Sorkin.
You know,
he really does his best
to justify this.
So here's what
he had to say
at the time.
Quote,
Facebook was born
during a night
of incredible misogyny. The idea of comparing women
to farm animals and then to each other based on their looks and then publicly ranking them.
It was a revenge stunt aimed first at the woman who'd mostly recently broke his heart and then
at the entire female population of Harvard. More generally, I was writing about an angry and deeply
misogynistic group of people. These aren't the cuddly nerds we made movies about in the 80s.
What?
You know, the ones that were date-raping women.
Continuing the quote. Sorry, he didn't say that.
They're very angry that the cheerleader still wants to go out with the quarterback
instead of the men, parentheses, boys, brave,
who are running the universe right now
the women they surround themselves with aren't women who challenge them parentheses and frankly
no woman who could challenge them would be interested in being anywhere near them
close parentheses he finishes these women whether it's the girls who are happy to take their clothes
off and dance for the boys or ed Eduardo's psycho girlfriend, are real.
I mean really real, unquote.
So feminist icon Aaron Sorkin.
My 30-minute alarm just went off.
It's a great time to say Aaron Pork Ribs.
Now back to the quote.
What if you're like, I loved it. time to say Erin pork ribs. Now back to the quote.
What if you were like, I loved it.
Yeah.
I think that really sort of removes his responsibility
in how bad this movie
depicts women. Right. Especially like
just doubling down on the psycho thing where it's like
what does it add to the story to make
her the way that she is? What does her portrayal add to this what does having that one line where
like the women are playing video games and like like we know what that is it's like there's so
many moments i'm like what is this for exactly like i i like i i think his first point which
is that men who were in early Silicon Valley were misogynist.
Yes.
Right.
But that doesn't mean that like that absolves him of responsibility to show any of those women outside of their like what he deems is their like narrative relevancy. It doesn't mean that he had to write women only as obstacles in the story, like obstacles or vehicles for exposition that would then just disappear forever.
Or poor Rashida Jones,
who has to stomp and basically break the fourth wall
at the end of the movie
and be like, Mark Zuckerberg, not a bad guy.
Her whole role in this movie is just going,
so wait, and then just saying what we just saw.
She just recaps the scene we just saw makes it seem like he might be fuckable and then at the end it's like innocent police and it's just so yeah aaron sorkin like i mean whatever we could
talk about how aaron sorkin and david fincher have depicted women all day long but we simply don't have time they're both you know not feminist icons there and and on
top of it I mean David Fincher's an asshole but Aaron Sorkin is annoying he
he thinks he's so smart he's such a he had to sit at his computer and write you
know what's better than a million dollars
and then he was like oh oh like he's about to come he's like a billion it took him a lot of
takes too he was like all right four million no ten million no do that for a while yeah
oh god i just like it's his writing is so obnoxious but sometimes in this
movie i feel like it works a lot of the time because he's supposed to like sometimes with
aaron sorkin's writing i feel like it's unclear of whether the character is supposed to sound
like a pretentious asshole or if it's just something aaron sorkin wrote down but in this
movie for the most of the part uh for the most part, it fits.
Well, that's the thing.
I spent the first several years enjoying this movie
and thinking like, oh, Mark Zuckerberg,
what a cool, smart, punk genius prophet.
Let's get to hacking.
Because the writing is such that almost every scene
of the movie ends with like this epic like mic drop, like come back, like, oh, he sure showed them.
And it makes you think.
And like the thesis statement of the movie is Rashida Jones's line being like, you're not an asshole.
You're just trying so hard to be.
And I think the movie wants audiences to think like oh he's really actually
he's tortured and nice and now re-watching the movie for this episode which i did four times i
re-watched it four times because there's it's so i had to watch it so because there's so much
dialogue it was giving me whiplash. The music is so loud.
Aaron Sorkin was like,
there needs to be one word of dialogue for every dollar that Mike Zuckerberg has.
Mike Zuckerberg, Caitlin.
What did I say?
We couldn't let it slide.
He actually wrote the entire script as Mike Zuckerberg
and then did a find and replace at the very end.
That's how little I think of
Mike. I know his name is Mark.
Screw Mike. Don't.
He's gonna buy Costco.
Just to spite you both.
Has anyone here ever worked for Mike?
Oh, we have some
people who have worked for Mike. What?
Oh.
I truly, I'm just like,
I don't know how San Francisco works I'm like it's everybody
just like how we're all movie stars because we live in LA I mean yeah yeah yeah anyway so
before I messed up the hilarious punchline of my joke um there's so much the dialogue is very
dense in the movie so I had to watch it so many times to be like what did you
catch every sexist phrase that was said i eventually did yes after my fourth watch but
so now uh the point that i'm trying to arrive at is that like the whole it's he's an asshole mark
zuckerberg is an insufferable okay and by that I mean him as a character,
Mark Zuckerberg as a character,
is an insufferable asshole,
but the movie wants you to think that he's very cool.
Well, and we were talking about this earlier today of how that is kind of a very slippery slope
that you tread when you're writing a biopic like this
because I feel like, yeah,
my read on this movie has changed over time,
and that's more a
reflection on like me and how the world has changed around me than it is on the movie itself maybe
and like yeah when I watched it originally I'm like oh Mark Zuckerberg is well and also the
marketing punk genius like right he's a punk genius prophet because that was how it was marketed but
then when you watch it I think like all the elements of like he is an asshole are there but there's other movies like we were talking about
vice a little bit kind of chose this line in a way as well where you see it's about it's a movie
that makes fucking dick cheney look cool and you're like what was what is that important to do
was there a pressing need for that where all the facts and indications that he is not a
cool person to be admired are there, but the way that the movie is presented to you is saying
something a little bit different. And so, yeah, this is kind of like one of those weird, uncanny
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should we talk about women i guess what if i was like no i forgot i forgot
should we start with the erica albright uh, let's start with the best character in the movie.
Yeah.
Erica Albright, who's played by Rooney Mara,
is, I think that the opening scene to this movie
is truly, like, one of my favorite scenes ever, ever.
It's really good.
It's fantastic.
I mean, there's that line at the end of, like,
I want you to know that you'll think that
women don't want to be with you because you're a nerd,
and it's not, it's because you're an asshole.
Right.
And wouldn't that line have been so much more effective if the last line in the movie wasn't, you're not an asshole?
Uh-huh.
But oh, well, you know, we'll try it again.
But I like her were a lot of people
who were criticizing the movie
for its treatment of women, rightfully so,
referring to this character as a feminist killjoy,
which we love.
But I think watching the movie,
I like her portrayal.
I think she's very hard on him
from the very beginning.
You know exactly why.
He's negging her he's talking
down to her he's treating her like shit and she breaks up with him right away because why wouldn't
you right and when he comes back talking to her about his dot com she's like good luck with your
video game like she's great i love her that's have to say. I like to think that she never responds
to his friend request at the end.
No way.
That's like the best possible postscript,
that she just deletes it and is like,
I don't care at all.
Yeah.
Right.
If she was just like, actually, I'm with Tom from MySpace.
She showed him.
Yeah.
I do feel like that last scene,
the whole thing about Rashida Jones' line
that undercuts it is like,
when you say you're not an asshole,
you're just trying to be,
it's like, what's the difference?
If you're trying to be a person,
that's kind of who you are.
Doesn't that make you an asshole?
Right.
And it sort of sets up Mark Zuckerberg
to be this just sad, pathetic nerd
who really just wants to be loved.
And it's like, yeah,
but the path to him being loved for some reason
is like, I have to blaze a trail of bodies in my path
of people who didn't bow at my feet,
and that means talking shit about women
and fucking over my friends and whatnot.
It's like, no, you're an asshole.
Erica's 100% right.
It's weird that they let that be the end of the movie.
Tom from MySpace is a lucky man, I think.
Yeah, it's totally, and I mean,
unfortunately there's not even that much we can say
about Rashida Jones' character,
who's named Marilyn, I guess.
I think that Aaron Sorkin is kind of trying to do,
Aaron Sorkin at least feels tangentially aware
that he is not good at writing female characters,
to the point where he feels like he needs to justify it
by being like, um, actually I'm really good at it female character to the point where he feels like he needs to justify it by being like um
actually I'm really good at it
like he did in that quote
so my read of what he's doing
with Marilyn's character is Marilyn
is a lawyer she's in the
room at all of these
is it a deposition
it's a hearing
I don't know
fireside chat is what they call it.
She's at the Zuck chats.
The Winkies are there.
And Wardo's there.
And everyone's having a good time.
But she's there.
And we are told several times she's very good at her job.
She knows what she's doing.
And I feel like Aaron Sorkin kind of does that to offset like oh maybe if i say she's
good at her job even though i never have to show it it'll be fine and no one will notice that she's
just recapping scenes and then absolving the protagonist of any guilt right um but uh you
know we see you yeah we see you she's not given much to say but what she does usually say is
something where she's just so impressed by our friend Mike Zuckerberg.
She's like, oh my God.
Your site got 2,200?
And then she's written it in such a way
she can't even get one fact right.
And he's like, no, 22,000.
And she's like, wow.
And then at the end, he asks her out.
And then she doesn't even say,
she's like, I can't.
But it's like, she wants to?
They were just laying out crimes on crimes on crimes on crimes
that this man had done all day long.
He's being a dick.
He's being horrible.
He's extorted millions and billions of dollars
and he's like, do you want to get food?
She's like, maybe.
Like, what?
He's a bad boy. He's a bad boy he's a bad boy
i know i feel so bad for rashida jones can we go back to erica for a second yeah so okay she is a
great character but like the story only affords her like i don't know seven or eight minutes of
screen time like right we hardly get to see her and she's i think
along with christy the female character we see the most and it's like seven it's hardly anything
yeah and the movie frames the whole reason like mark creates and expands facebook is to like
teach her a lesson for not being with him almost which kind of brings us into so the
fact that priscilla uh mark's future wife uh is if the story were historically accurate priscilla
would be present in the story at some point because she's known mark since about 2003 they
become involved in 2005 so at the point point that the hearings are being shown,
they would have been in a relationship for years.
He wouldn't be Facebook friend requesting Erica Albright
that we know of.
I don't like, I genuinely,
the one thing I'll say about Mark Zuckerberg
is I don't think that he's a cheater.
I don't think anyone wants him.
So I think he's loyal.
I think he's loyal to his wife.
So that was slander.
Priscilla has also called the movie hurtful.
Uh-huh, sure.
Because she's not in it.
She's written out of it entirely.
And I think that I get the narrative reason for
doing that but that's only because like what you were saying that aaron sorkin kind of uses erica
albright as this like narrative engine to fuel mark's need for revenge right because when he
sees her at that bar and she refused rightfully refuses to like go somewhere and talk to him
because she's like you fucking called me a bitch on the internet you like body shamed me farm animals compared
women to farm and he's like i didn't end up actually doing that it's like shut up you want
not apologize um and she's like no screw you like i'm here with my friends and then he like
runs away and he's like we have to expand Facebook we have to add to every school in the world
and like yeah she's like poised as just like this tool within the narrative to just like motivate
him further right like yeah we we never find out really anything about her other than she goes to
BU and she's the best character yeah those are the things we know some other women in the movie Dakota Johnson's in this movie
um that was a pleasant surprise I don't think I knew who Dakota Johnson was the last time I saw
this movie me either yeah brave of us to not know who she is we hadn't seen Fifty Shades of Grey yet
we hadn't um but there are some other women in this movie who challenge Mark Zuckerberg for his sexist behavior, because make no mistake, that is mostly what he is doing in this movie is being sexist.
But these these women appear so infrequently and are given so little narrative significance that they like you forget that they're even there most of the time.
Right. But there's like Rooney Mara's the main person who does this.
And then when you see the montage
of men raiding women on FaceMash,
there's a shot of a girl who comes in.
She's like, that's my roommate.
And I think she's supposed to be disgusted,
but unclear.
But then there's another shot.
She's just stating a fact.
She's proud. She's proud she's proud i recognize
her wow that's my roommate um but then we cut to another shot of a few women looking at facemash.com
with like disgusted looks on their face and then one of them says oh this is pathetic and then
there's that female student in his class who like passes him a note that says you dick um and then there's that female student in his class who like passes him a note that says, you dick.
And then Jesse Eisenberg gives this really dramatic pout.
Yeah.
He's like, me dick?
Oh no.
And then he starts to leave the class
and then he answers a question right
and we're like, oh, he's great.
Exactly, because every scene ends with him being like, oh, he's great. Right, exactly.
Because every scene ends with him being like,
I'm the smartest person ever.
Right.
And then there's mention of women's groups
going after him and being like, face mash was mean.
But they're always just framed as being pesky obstacles
and we don't even see it unfold on screen.
Right.
Well, that's the main i think issue
with how women are written they're only written as obstacles obstacles or set dressing yeah so
it's like the movie tells you oh what he's doing to women with face mash is really bad but the
cinematography tells you here's a lot of sexy women and let's film them at parties and they're wet like the the like written stuff
versus what david fincher brings to the table is well because there's that famous like juxtapose
montage right i went to film school and and it's like the nerd boys coding, doing their coding on the computer
to do face mash.
Not a nose breather in the room.
And that's juxtaposed against
the cool Harvard boys in their final club
inviting a bus full of women into their party
and then we see shots of them
taking their clothes off making out with
each other like just acting as like sexualized set dressing basically and i'm like i i keep
trying to figure out what the intention of this montage is oh i have an idea well the best i could
come up with is just that like look men whether they're like popular and cool or like nerds neither group likes women
but which is true which is true to be fair but then there's like kind of no comment on that
by the move there's like there's it's just like and now you get to see women kissing each other
for men's pleasure and then and then there commentary. Yeah, there's no, there's, well.
Should we talk about
Christy? Yes.
So, Brenda Song
is in this movie and I love
Brenda Song. We're like, yes, Wendy Wu!
There she is!
Has anyone here heard of Wendy Wu, Homecoming Warrior?
Oh, hell yeah! Yeah!
Homecoming Warrior Hive, everyone's coming out.
Wait, is this a DCOM thing? Yes.
Of course it's DCOM. I don't know anything about it.
London Tipton's in the movie?
I'm watching it.
Right.
So Brenda Song is amazing, and she is, I think, very much done dirty in this movie.
Oh, yeah.
So she plays a character named, it's Chrissy?
Christy.
Christy?
Yes.
Christy, who has a friend named Alice who, we don't know.
She gives Mark Zuckerberg a blowjob in the bathroom.
That's all we know about her.
She gives Mark Zuckerberg that sweet Harvard head that we've heard about.
Which, what?
These four people go into two bathroom stalls
right next to each other
and we're supposed to be like, damn, they got it all.
I would be like, you can both hear
your best friend in the world getting their dick sucked right now.
How is this great for you?
You guys are in a...
All right.
It's framed as if, and they act as if it's the best thing that's ever happened.
We got groupies.
Yeah.
Which is strictly how they're framed throughout the movie.
Alice disappears pretty quickly from the narrative.
But Christy remains.
We first meet Christy when Mark Zuckerberg is saying something racist about her
that she's out of earshot for towards Eduardo.
They all later hook up.
Christy is in a relationship with Eduardo.
And then, I mean, she doesn't have a lot of narrative impact.
She's around.
She, I think the most impact she has
in the longest scene she's in,
which is when Sean meets up with Eduardo
and says, drop the, the, it's cleaner.
Like that's that scene.
She just spends the entire scene being like,
Eduardo, calm down.
Right.
Give me another appletini.
That is her contribution.
She gets appletinis and because sean that's the only also the only i'm like i wonder if aaron sorkin was even trying
to be sexist or if that was just happened to be how sexist he is but the only time someone
directly addresses her in that scene is when the waiter comes by and is like what would you like
and sean turns to we were like oh yeah brenda song
is in this scene and justin timberlake's like you choose and she's like appletinis and that's all
she says the script probably is like sean turns to her giving her agency
and he's just like yeah i did it yeah he's just like yeah yeah, I did it. Yeah. He's just like, yeah, he's like, another day's work.
Yeah, and then he puts his male feminist T-shirt back on
and goes to bed.
Tomorrow begins production on Molly's Game.
My female protagonist movie.
He's a weird man.
But yeah, so Christy is
sidelined for most of the part she's in
and then very suddenly
Eduardo goes to Palo Alto
and then comes back and all
of a sudden Christy
has just she's
gone off the rails
and she is all of a sudden we have
no information to believe that she is a jealous girlfriend prior to this.
She's very chill.
She's ordering appletinis.
She's around.
All of a sudden,
she shows up at Andrew Garfield's dorm
and is like,
I sent you 47 texts.
And she just is made to seem so irrational so quickly.
There is nothing that I saw to indicate
that she was like that.
Capable of that, yeah.
At all.
She lights his shit on fire and then two seconds later is like are you leaving like they just
make her seem so irrational out of nowhere and it's it's just because she's being written as
an obstacle to him very suddenly that's her importance in that scene she's in the way
of eduardo being with facebook Can I give an honest to God,
like what I truly believe happened here?
Yeah.
I think that they shot the movie,
or like wrote it all, had it done, got to the end,
and someone was like, what happened to Christie?
And they were like, ah.
So then they went back.
They went back and were like,
we gotta write her out somehow.
And they were like, make her crazy.
And he's like, duh, I don't want anything to do with it.
Because it's like all in one scene that this turn happens the scene could be excised from the movie
and it would just be like oh right i guess brenda song died right right but they do i feel like they
do worse than just make her disappear they like make her every like negative girlfriend trope
that exists then she lights shit on fire,
and we see her,
so we have to understand when he dumps her,
and then she's gone for the movie,
and they're like,
ah, perfect, I like that,
that makes sense.
I also love her line,
have you ever seen me wear a scarf?
That was their version of like,
she's gotta hate the scarf for some reason.
She's never had a scarf,
there we go.
She doesn't know
what a scarf is.
What's this?
She was vicious. What the fuck
is this?
It's a sock that doesn't go on my
foot.
He's like, no, babe, it's a scarf.
She's like, are you fucking me with me
right now? I don't know what this is.
I'm lighting it on fire.
It was so ridiculous.
And just a character that has been insulted
in the first line of dialogue, ignored for an hour,
and then immediately gotten rid of by being like,
oh, she's like, yeah, the crazy trope.
It's so inconsistent the, she's like, yeah, the crazy trope. Yeah, it's so inconsistent
the way she's characterized.
And then there's that scene
where Mark has decided to expand.
We're going to expand.
He's delegating to Timmy from Jurassic Park.
He's like, you're marketing or something.
You're this and this.
Did you know, Timmy, not the actor,
but the Dustin, whatever,
he has $12 billion.
Isn't that upsetting?
Yes.
He should be illegal.
Bernie 2020, we're making Dustin illegal.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I want everybody involved in Facebook to go to jail.
That's pretty good.
Except for the Winklevosses.
They can stay.
They're in my cabinet.
But we are switching the American economy to wink coin.
Andrew Yang's like, everyonevosses know each other.
It just seems like they know each other.
For sure they text.
I don't know.
Anyway, so there's that scene where Mark is delegating tasks
to his roommates who are now all billionaires.
And then Christy and Alice are like, can we do anything to help? And is just like no moving on dustin you're ahead of marketing like yeah and then uh
sean parker's treatment of female characters is is kind of the same there's very strong suggestions
by the movie that i'm like i wonder if aaron sorkin had research that indicated this because
it comes up a lot of times but i couldn't't find anything on it, that Sean Parker is around underage women a lot
and plying them with alcohol the entire time.
Anytime Sean Parker's around a woman,
someone walks in the room and is like,
how old is that woman?
It is such a strong allegation.
There's got to be something to this,
or else Aaron Sorkin would have been sued.
There was, I looked so hard to see,
is there, so I just have to imagine
it was one of his interviews, or he's mean.
And like, that was just, but I mean,
that drug raid on the Palo Alto house,
that was true, but there was nothing indicated
about the age of people there,
so Sorkin does something we don't.
I don't know, join his Patreon, I don't know.
Sorkin got screwed out by Napster somehow,
and he's like, I'll show you.
Yeah.
He was in independent music.
I also love that in his very first scene,
they sort of set him up as like,
well, he's a good guy,
because he knows everything about this college girl.
Yes.
I was confused about how that scene was supposed to come up.
The scene we're referencing is the Dakota Johnson scene,
where as we first meet Sean Parker,
he's dressed in crisp white linen
waking up after a one-night stand
as if that's ever happened.
Like, imagine someone looking nice.
I'm like, I would prefer they were out of my house.
But he wakes up, he's at a college student's house.
He is not a college student.
That's what we know.
And then there's immediately that thing that goes through where he checks to you know Dakota Johnson
says oh you're not 15 or something and he's like no are you because it's just that is how the movie
treats him right I wish the next one was like oh fool me once right right right but then as she is
like I bet you don't remember anything about me. And then he remembers too much everything about her.
And he's like, I remember you.
Your name is blah, blah, blah.
You go to blah, blah, blah.
Your social security number is zero.
He knows so much.
And I think this is supposed to come off as, oh, he's a nice guy.
But to me, I'm like, if someone knew and even if I told them that much,
and then I slept with them and they woke up at my house and they're like, your name is Jamie Bethany Loftus.
I would be like, oh, my God, leave my apartment.
It feels like you're in like Minority Report.
You just wake up like, here's your identity.
But it also feels like he woke up in the middle of the night and memorized these facts because he's like, this happens all the time.
I'm not going to.
And that's when you put on that clean shirt i think yeah yeah this scene this scene is there
to remind you that justin timberlake is actually not a good actor because that's the scene where
he does the crisp white linen and then he's like yeah this is your name this is where you come from
and and she's like okay i'm gonna take a shower and then he opens her laptop which is open to the facebook.com and he
goes oh we're like oh my god he's got like a boner yeah he's like oh and then he's like well
what is this she's like it's facebook everyone loves it and then he's like I gotta find you
this is my favorite it's like an evil it's an evil villain line he like, I have to find you, Mark Zuckerberg.
You're like, oh right,
he's a terrible actor. He's the worst actor of all time.
I like when he flinches
though. That part is fun.
When Andrew Garfield's about to
punch him. I don't remember
the context of how we all looked
at the internet in 2008
or whatever, but if you opened someone's computer
and saw a website you didn't recognize if you open someone's computer and saw a
website you didn't recognize you wouldn't be like wait a minute what is uh what's all this like he's
he's immediately just like something's here like i want 500 versions of this scene where he opens
it it's like askjeeps.com hey wait wait wait wait oh I want a find and replace version of this movie
where it's just like,
the entire thing is just like GeoCities.
Every line is dubs.
If you were an inventor of GeoCities,
you would have invented GeoCities.
I want the line from here where he's like,
and now all I have to do is find you,
Jeeves.
There's something something similar happens to what you're talking about dummy earlier in the movie where apparently everyone on earth reads mark zuckerberg's live
journal because there's a student at bu who like comes into erica albright's dorm room with a bra and he uses a
transphobic slur
and he would have only
known anything about that if he had read
Mark Zuckerberg's blog
like everyone's logged into Zuck
on it
their home yeah this is back when there were only like
five web pages and Zuck on it
was two of them
so what can you do? That was another one
of my favorite badly written like oh yeah
Aaron Sorkin didn't grow up with the internet lines
where like Erica's
roommate walks into the room and is like
Erica he's blogging about
you. And you're like
no one has ever said that.
Thank you
nameless female character.
So to conclude what I think we were originally talking about uh christy is not treated well in the movie no i mean the way asian women especially
are talked about and then depicted in the movie is really not good very disrespectful yeah and and
and it's kind of like,
this is another thing that it's like,
Aaron Sorkin had the source material to not do this.
Like, Mark Zuckerberg, for all of his war crimes,
did have female friends in college.
And female friends that he hung out with
and knew the names of and didn't yell at.
His mommy.
His mommy. His mommy.
And where was Mrs. Z?
The Mrs. Z visibility was at an all-time low in this.
But what were we talking?
Oh, no.
About the whole Asian women thing,
it feels like a curious choice given that Zuckerberg's wife is an Asian woman.
Yes, and that he was dating her
while this movie was supposed to have been happening.
And there's that line when they go to the A.E. Pie party
and they talk about how Jewish men and Asian women
are meant to be together.
And I was just like, this feels pointed and unnecessary.
It's like, what are the filmmakers
trying to accomplish with that?
It was very, very weird. Yeah, and then there's like, what are the filmmakers trying to accomplish with that? It was very, very weird.
Yeah.
And then there's also,
I mean,
what we were talking about
a little bit earlier
and we've referenced
is there's a few characters
in this movie
who were people of color
who were played by white actors.
Right.
Which you're just like,
okay, David Fincher,
we get it.
Whoopsies.
David Fincher went,
well, if Idris Elba's busy, then i guess we'll just right you're like jesus christ uh this movie was produced by kevin spacey
oh oh real fun to see his name in opening credits and there was uh my uh my boyfriend, Isaac Brave, was pointing out, nay, I would say explaining to us the fact that, no.
He's great.
He'll be selling merch after the show.
But he was telling us when we were rewatching the movie last night that there are multiple producers of this movie
who have been on the Lolita Express.
We're talking
obviously Kevin Spacey's
been on the Lolita Express. I believe
David Fincher was on that list of names.
Scott Rudin is also on that list of names.
So we have three major players
involved in the social network that have been
on Jeffrey Epstein's plane.
Just a reminder that we live in hell.
Thank you.
Do you think that they were on that plane
only because they were looking for Sean Parker?
We're doing research.
You're just like,
Aaron Sorkin, not invited on the plane.
So, feminist.
Horrible.
Does anyone have any other final thoughts?
No.
I feel like we've barely scratched the surface,
and yet we're running out of time.
And yet we've been here for an hour and a half.
I have a quote from Mark Zuckerberg
that I wanted to share about what he,
he was basically asked, well, if what Aaron Sorkin wrote wasn't what happened during the making of Facebook, what was happening?
And I'll do my best Mark Zuckerberg here.
Okay.
But I think it's such a big disconnect from the way people who make movies think about what we do in Silicon Valley.
We're building stuff. They just can't wrap their head around the idea that someone might
build something just because they like building things.
So that's what Mark Zuckerberg said is actually happening. They were building things.
That's all that was happening. the bloodshed um i think we have a few moments for some audience questions and comments and contributions
does anyone and if you have something we have another mic so if you want to come up and yeah
do we have any oh yeah so come on down come on down oh yeah well what's your name oh okay i'm lee hey uh so i actually came out i
didn't watch the movie i just love you guys and i i'm not clear if we covered or not is or is not
the movie about a network that was bitten by a radioactive social. Oh, interesting.
Valid question.
Yes or no?
Thank you so much.
So this is for people who follow me on Twitter
and who are familiar with the very stupid joke
I refuse to stop doing.
I love it.
The movie is not about a network
bitten by a radioactive social,
and that's why it's bad.
Thank you so much.
None of the reasons we described.
I might argue that it is
if the network is just the internet as a whole
and the radioactive social is the final clubs.
Okay, that's an interesting proposition,
but you're wrong.
Fair, that's fair.
This leaves it in a gray area for me still.
I'd like a concrete answer.
Oh, I don't have anything thank you uh does anyone else
hi what's your name hi my name's jamie hi hi jamie i also went to college in boston yes i know we
of course we know so we know that that Mark Zuckerberg isn't exactly human.
So I have to ask on the range, wet scabs or dry scabs?
Oh, does Mark... Okay, the question being, for those of you who aren't familiar with the age-old question,
does Beetlejuice cum wet scabs or dry scabs?
Jamie seeks to extend this question further.
Does Mark Zuckerberg cum wet scabs or dry scabs. Jamie seeks to extend this question further. Does Mark Zuckerberg come?
Mark Zuckerberg's a Halloween character, I think.
I think he's Halloween canon.
And he comes lines of code.
Do you think he comes lines of code?
He comes content.
I'm going to go,
I'm still going to go dry for this one.
And just a reminder, the sound of coming
dry scabs kind of sounds like a deck of
cards being shuffled.
Whereas coming
wet scabs sounds like a laser jet printer
printing full color pages.
Every time
Mark Zuckerberg comes, it's the beginning of
The Matrix.
That's my theory.
I've never seen that movie.
It starts with a bunch of lines of code
coming down the window.
Oh, that's just Mark Zuckerberg's come
at the beginning of that movie?
Yep.
Interesting.
That's what he was referring to with that line,
like, if you knew what you were looking for,
you would have seen it out my window.
Just his lines of, I've seen it on my window. Just as lies.
I'm all for Team Code Cum.
Code Cum.
Any other?
Yeah.
Come on down.
That was the best question ever.
I think Code Cum is one of the companies that's in the controversy section for this week.
Hello.
Hi.
Hi. I'm Adriana.
Hi. So
I just kind of want to get your take.
How do you think that Sorkin would
have handled all the
Myanmar and like U.S.
Senate stuff?
How would he have handled it? Well, there's a
sequel coming out. I know.
The social
toot were an extremely social network movie. No, I don't know. The social toot work.
An extremely social network movie.
Yes, that's it.
That's it.
There it is.
How would I, I don't know.
I mean, I don't trust Aaron Sorkin
to handle anything responsibly or well, really.
I think he would have probably taken about what happened
and then made it sound 500 times more annoying
than what actually happened.
I think he's like, what if the people in Myanmar
were really quippy?
And you're like, that's not the point of this story, sir.
Yeah, I think he would have just been really obnoxious about it.
He would have done a lot of research
and then somehow still done a major disservice
to everybody involved.
Yeah.
I think it would have just been like that scene in the newsroom
where Gabby Giffords gets shots and then everyone's
running around and like Coldplay's Fix You
plays. If you haven't seen that
scene, please,
please go and watch that.
It is the quintessential, wow,
we really let Aaron Sorkin do this multiple times
scene. Right. It sucks
because when it works, it works really well
and when it's horrible, you clench so hard your
whole seal. Like, it's like wild. And when it's horrible, you clench so hard, your holes seal.
Like, it's like wild.
All right, we have time for one more person?
Yeah.
Oh, two more people.
Two more. Both of you ask at the same time.
Two more.
All right, so I did notice that Christy
did actually have a prompt for why she went crazy.
Oh.
And it was that he didn't change his relationship status
on his Facebook. Right. And his excuse was that he didn't change his relationship status on his Facebook
and his excuse was that
he didn't know how.
Though he wrote
the original code
that created the whole thing.
So he was lying
in that scene.
He was lying.
Thank you
for that.
Thank you. He is an asshole. Thank you for that. Yes.
Thank you.
Yes.
He is an asshole.
Thank you.
And then you,
you come on up.
God damn it.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm Ashley.
I really loved what you guys said about Justin Timberlake,
but as someone who has watched his man in the woods trailer several dozen
times and made fun of it and has it probably memorized.
I was hoping,
because I know you guys are almost out of time,
but if you had any more material on Justin Timberlake,
I would just really like to hear it.
Okay, I genuinely, I think, well, first of all,
Justin Timberlake is, I think, a good-ish musician.
I think that Future Sex Love Sounds is one of my
still one of my favorite albums ever I will sometimes turn it on during a date
which I wouldn't recommend I've also turned on the jinx during a date so
Justin Timberlake I mean I think the most talented like, he's maybe one of the few boy band people who is marketed as the most talented and was the most talented.
Because they were always trying to be like, Nick Carter's such a good singer.
And you're like, but I can hear him.
Like, you know.
Stop gaslighting me.
He's not good.
Clearly, Brian's the star.
Right? So, Brian's the star. Right?
So, Brian was the star.
Yes.
Thank you.
Round of applause for Brian from Backstreet Boys.
Everyone was just being mean to Brian
because he had a heart condition.
That was literally,
it was really embarrassing.
I went to see the Backstreet Boys
the night before 9-11.
Right.
And... No coincidence. night before 9-11 right and no coincidence anyways I went to see that that was my first time seeing the Backstreet Boys and I loved Brian so much and I was eight and I brought a sign that
said I heart you and the heart was damaged because he had a heart condition. I said, I...
I was like, I've broken,
like, fucked up heart you, Brian.
Oh, my God.
So you did that on purpose?
I did.
I thought I was being empathetic
to his heart condition.
Oh, my God.
That's what I have to say
about Justin Timberlake.
Also, I love you guys, and I'm sorry to compliment a man during the Bechdel cast,
but Demi, Daddy Kiss is one of my favorite songs.
Thank you.
Some of you have no context for that phrase.
And I'll keep it that way.
Yeah, don't take up too much space.
Yeah, steal it.
Steal it off of Napster.
No, please.
Also, oh, lastly,
apparently Sean Parker did not found Napster.
He at best co-founded it,
but generally he was just a high-ranking employee who took all the credit.
Oh.
Yeah.
Didn't know that.
Yeah.
Well, shit.
Well, the show's over.
No, I'm kidding.
It doesn't pass the Bechdel test also.
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't pass.
Even, like, okay, so women are barely in the same room together in the movie.
But I feel like, at the very least, the attorney that represents Eduardo and Rashida Jones could have said, give him two lines.
Want to go to Chipotle?
No.
Done.
They could have also just stopped that montage and had the women that are kissing just be like, I really like kissing you, Christy.
Yeah, you too, Margo.
And then get right back at it.
Yeah.
We've been like feminist tax.
Done.
But no, it does not pass the Bechdel test.
It does not.
What would we rate this on a nipple scale?
Zero to five nipples based on its representation of women.
I'm going to give it like a half nipple,
and it's all for Erica Albright,
who is not a real person.
And most of the other characters in the movie are. Well she is a real person. She's based on
a real person but
we should have seen her. The story
should have been told from her point of view.
She should have been like Delilah from Hey There
Delilah and been like
it's me.
But whatever. Anyways
yeah I'll also go half nipple. I'm giving mine to
Christy because Wendy
Woo deserved better. I feel like I'll also go half nipple. I'm giving mine to Christy because Wendy Wu deserved better.
I feel like I can't go higher, so I'm also going to go half nipple.
And I'm going to give mine to Sharon, who, for those of you who have seen the movie,
oh, exactly, right?
She's the woman who can't catch a beer bottle.
Oh, right.
Thanks.
Mark Zuckerberg hurls two beers at her, and they both shatter.
I wish that scene went on forever.
I think it's great.
Especially because you know David Fincher does like a hundred takes of everything,
so they could have just been like, all right, new take,
all right, just put all of them in the editing timeline back after.
I also love that her entire introduction is,
this is my Sharon, and then they're just like,
you don't have anything more to really do here.
The thing about Sharon is she can't catch a beer bottle.
Where is the franchise?
The script for that said,
Sharon can't catch a beer bottle, right fellas?
Well, Demi, thank you so much for being here.
Give it up for our guest, Demi Adeduebe.
An elite
third-time guest.
You've joined a club,
a final club.
Yes, a final club, if you will.
So now you don't need to invent something that will ruin us all.
But my best friend might.
Where can people follow you online?
I'm at ElectroLemon on everything.
And watch I, Tonya.
I believe it's on Hulu.
Yeah!
Oh, it's the best movie.
And Paddington, while you're at it.
Watch Paddington.
Thank you so much for coming to the show.
And we'll see you next year, maybe.
Thank you.
All right, gang.
That's our live show on the social network.
Ding.
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First of all, to our wonderful guest, Demi Adiju-Ibe,
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Kay hasn't heard from her sister in seven years.
I have a proposal for you.
Come up here and document my project.
All you need to do is record everything like you always do.
What was that?
That was live audio of a woman's nightmare.
Can Kay trust her sister, or is history repeating itself?
There's nothing dangerous about what you're doing.
They're just dreams.
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