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Tappet Brothers, and we're broadcasting this week from the legal claims division here at car talk Plaza
No, I read the other day that some woman in LA
Yeah, she's I think the legal term is she's seeking some sort of redress of grievance or something
Uh-huh from Disney, you know Walt Disney Mickey Mouse and a cute little company
She claims that the animated character Pocahontas is patterned,
modeled after her.
Uh huh, yeah?
Yeah, evidently she modeled for somebody, I don't know, a couple of years ago.
They paid her 200 bucks and now she wants more because she figures, hey, they're making
a zillion dollars on this movie.
Oh, she modeled for Disney for some other thing.
For something and they used it and they made Pocahontas out of her.
And now she wants more money.
Sounds like the American way to me.
I realize that this is my ticket out of this dump.
Oh yeah?
How?
I'm suing MTV.
Oh, what grounds?
They patterned the character after me and they never paid me for it.
Which one?
Not Beavis, the other guy.
Oh, but in shut case... never paid me for it. Which one? Not Beavis, the other guy.
Open and shut case. He looks just like me, doesn't he? He looks, acts, sounds, everything.
It is an open and shut case. He'll be calling you to resettle me in the morning.
The mail is picking up here, actually. Here's one. For almost 25 years I have ponded an
incident I witnessed when I was a college student. During the summer of 1972 I was working as a toll collector on the tollway.
One afternoon I saw a smoking car approaching the toll plaza.
It pulled into the automatic lane next to my boot. The driver
got out of the car and opened the hood. Immediately the engine compartment
burst into flames that rose at least five feet into the air.
I called my boss on the intercom he called the fire department. Meanwhile the
driver spotted a fire extinguisher hanging on an I-beam. He grabbed it and
proceeded to put out the fire. When the flames were gone he hung the fire
extinguisher back where he found it, calmly walked back to the car, closed the
hood, then he got 30 cents out of his pocket, threw it in the basket, and drove the car away as if nothing had happened.
I have long wondered who would have had such a cavalier attitude toward an engine fire?
How many times had his car caught fire before so that he calmly knew exactly what to do?
Finally, who would have continued with life as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened?
Your discussion on today's show, which was in fact I think two weeks ago,
sparked new neural connections.
In an instant, I knew the answers to the questions which have haunted me for almost 25 years.
Tom, that was you!
We talked about my 56 Chevy and how it used to burst into flame once.
Actually, I had two cars that burst into flame.
The Renault. Remember the Renault remember the Renault
Fire is very overrated. It's not that dangerous. It just really isn't it isn't
Gasoline around yeah my Renault actually was more frightening because the fire would take place in the engine compartment
Which was in the rear yeah, and so frequently I would just keep driving and people had to tell me they blow the horn
Hey your cars at least at the Chevy the flames were visible at least to my little daughter through the little hole in the dashboard
Yeah, what do we do now we take calls good one eight hundred three three two nine two eight seven hello
You're in car talk. Hi. Yeah, Jim calling from Pacifica, California. Hey Jim. Yes
How you guys doing today? calling from pacific california eight jim yes i think that's going to be
uh... said that there's well uh... two weeks ago my fiat these car overheated
uh... to the point of warping head all you were driving out
uh... he had to have a less
uh... so i've uh...
endeavor to go ahead and replace the head gasket and have to head shaved
down
so you're doing it yourself
i'd already did it actually really did it good yeah and i'd to the point now
where uh... i was meticulous about labeling all of them the uh... the
vacuum line
important you pencil and masking tape
uh... which uh... which doesn't go too well with uh... and it rains right now
yeah
that it has
is a p
the engine well had you know an inch thick of grease and oil.
So anyway, I must have crossed some vacuum lines and when you turn on the motor now,
it seems to breathe on its own and then die.
It revs up to about two grand and then down to about 100 and then back up to two grand and 100 does that about three times and then it stalls.
Cool! Really? Well you must have left a hell of a vacuum hose off.
I'm going to have to guess that this is a Volkswagen.
No, I'm sorry. Let's back up. It's a 79 Toyota Celica
79 Celica
Well, you have certain you I think your your diagnosis is correct. You left off
You said you crossed a couple of vacuum lines. I must have because I mean you sure you didn't leave one off
Because it would be the floating there and you'd see it 79 so this is this up like a 22 are e engine
Exactly. No, I'm sorry. It's 20 are 20 are
20 are just 20 are 20 are carbureted. Yes classic 20 are
They don't make them like that anymore
They don't make them like that anymore. Thank God.
Gee, I mean I had to...
There aren't that many things to do wrong there.
No, and in fact the only vacuum hose that you could leave off that would cause it to do what it does is the PCV hose.
Okay, I'll check that again.
Because, I mean, or it could be disconnected, but can you hear a hissing?
Uh, gosh, you know, the motor's so noisy already.
All right, here's what you do.
Here's how you saw, here's how you find it.
This is how we always find vacuum leaks.
Is your girlfriend still speaking to you?
So far, sir.
Okay.
Okay, if not, they have to stop someone on the street
to help you do this.
Right.
Stop a passerby and have your assistant start the engine.
Yeah.
You're gonna be the man out there under the hood.
With the fire extinguisher.
Right, and the stick.
Oh, you're going to need three people.
So there's the guy that starts it, the guy with the fire extinguisher, the person with
the cell phone to call 911, and you.
All right.
All right?
So we have the whole team assembled.
What you're going to do is cover up the carburetor.
You've got the air cleaner off now.
Yeah. Air cleaner's off. You're going to cover the cover up the carburetor. You've got the air cleaner off now. Yeah.
Air cleaner's off.
You're going to cover the carburetor with your hands.
Uh-huh.
And if you do it just right, you'll actually get the engine to run because what you'll
be doing is offsetting the vacuum leak.
See, what's happening is the engine is getting its air through whatever vacuum hose you've
left off.
So all this air is getting sucked into the engine, and when you add that to the air that's coming into the carburetor the thing
won't run okay but if you chop off cut off the amount coming into the carburetor
with your hands then it will run on the amount that's coming into the leak uh-huh
got it yeah and then the fifth per I didn't mention you got any five people
while you've got the carburetor covered up, that's where we have six people that work at the shop.
Yeah, okay.
With the carburetor covered up,
you will be able to then hear the vacuum leak.
Okay.
You'll hear the engine sucking the air in
through whatever hose, and you're gonna say,
oh, how could I have been so stupid?
That's a hose?
I thought that was a wire hanging down there, you'll say.
And whatever hose it is, it's gonna be big. Yeah, okay. a wire hanging down there. You'll say and whatever hose is is gonna be big
Yeah, okay. It's gonna be big you'll find it. This is this is a foolproof method
All right, but what are there?
There are a bunch of on the bottom left side of the manifold there are a bunch of hoses that could easily be left off
Uh-huh, and you're gonna find one of them there. You're gonna hear it going
You've covered up the carburetor. All right, if not
Call us back.
Okay.
You're gonna be a hero.
I hope so.
When you just put that one hose back on and that engine's gonna smooth right out and run
at 822 RPMs just so smooth, ah!
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Correct. Every summer we stay here and sweat over a
hot microphone with Dougie cracking the whip.
And Jennifer and the puzzler go away together.
The puzzler goes off with Jen and lives it up in like Wayne Newton in a swanky minimum security facility just outside of Kansas City.
Anyway, we are now gratefully taking suggestions for all fall puzzlers.
Because we need to, what do you have to do? Build our stocks.
That's it.
Right?
Yeah, for the autumnal equinox.
So if you have a puzzler
that you think we can use in September.
Autumnal equinox?
No.
Is there such a thing?
Yeah.
There is?
Yeah, there's a spring equinox and a fall equinox.
Really?
Yeah, that's when the sun crosses the ecliptic.
Oh, kidding.
I think so.
I read about it somewhere.
I haven't took that course.
Anyway, we are now gratefully taking suggestions for fall puzzlers.
So if you have a puzzler that you think we can use in September or October or November
or whenever.
Yeah. What if someone did have a puzzler that they thought was of interest? in September or October or November or whenever.
What if someone did have a puzzler that they thought was of interest?
What should that person do?
Well, there's no need to send money with puzzler suggestions.
Oh, no. You don't have to send it on a $20 bill?
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Yeah, this is Al from Midland, Texas.
Hi, Al.
How you doing, Al?
Gee, I think I've been to Midland, Texas.
Oh, everyone's been to Midland, man.
Home of the oil refinery.
Yeah.
Yeah, the whole town is in the refinery.
The whole town is oil refineries. No, that's Odessa.
Oh, that's Odessa. Yeah, I've been there too. What's up, Al?
Well, I've got a little problem with the famous flaming Ford.
Uh-oh. Really?
My son has a 1989, 1990, 1991 Johnny Cash Tempo Topaz.
Oh, okay. one Johnny Cash tempo topaz oh okay what happened is he made a mechanic friend of
mine yeah a 1990 mercury topaz okay that had caught on fire ah from the
switch and a 1989 tempo dashboard was put in there
in nine of the gaskets works backwards
gas gauge works backwards yes when it's full it rebe
when it's empty it reads full
mechanic and i told him
he means enough f means fine gas
it didn he know that?
Yeah.
But his mother occasionally drives the car, and I would sure hate to have her get in with
a thinking of full tank of gas and run out and then strike me severely.
Well, you need to change either the sending unit in the tank or you need to change the
gauge on the dashboard because they're not compatible.
Because one of them, when there's an open circuit,
will read full, and I don't know which one it is,
but whatever you have for the dashboard,
that's the sending unit you need in the tank.
Okay, so if it's a tempo, we need a tempo sending unit.
But if it's an 89 dashboard, an 89 gauge.
It's an 89 tempo dashboard, so you have to just go by,
if you want to replace the sending unit, you want to go by a sending unit for an 89 tempo dashboard, so you have to just go by, if you want to replace the sending
unit, you want to go by a sending unit for an 89 tempo.
Oh, okay.
And it'll work.
Except you're going to decide, is it harder to replace the sending unit, which is inside
the gas tank, or is it harder to get under the dashboard and replace the gauge?
It's easier to tell him E means enough, F means fine gas. Yeah. I
would just take a three by five card for the benefit of your wife and staple it
to the dashboard. Yeah. So the instructions are there so she knows. I
wouldn't bother to change it. I think it's rather charming. It is cute. Yeah. But if you want to
change it you really have to go and... On second thought, I'm not sure that
changing the gauge is going to make it work
because that whole cluster
is probably operating on
a different system
ready to cluster it's a cluster
exactly
so i don't think i think age is replaceable but you who is what you can
do
you can have a separate gas gauge
do you have the gas gauge from the old one excellent and then you could see one
going up and one going down and when they cross a cross what happened you're half full
Yeah, I like that I like that too
That requires of course installing a separate sending unit. No. No you couldn't just tap off of this one. I see what you're there
You go, baby. Yeah, they'll both read incorrectly
No, but you can just eliminate the one on the dash and mount this one someplace else. This will be your gas gauge. So you need the
original gauge that was with the car. The three by five card Al. Well, he says that
he thinks it's great because nobody will steal it because they get in and hot wire it and
they see there's no gas in it. And they'll just leave it. Yeah. There you go. I like
enough and fine gas. That's brilliant. See you later,
Al. Good luck. Thanks for calling. 1-800-332-9287. Hello, you're on Car Talk. Hi, guys. This is
Andrea in Milwaukee. Hi, Andrea. Andrea, how are you? I'm doing okay. My car is all sort
of okay. What's on your mind Andrea? Well we have a 91 Ford
Escort. It was when we bought it it was four years old and it had 4,000 miles on
it. Really? Yeah so it was sitting around a lot I guess. Yeah. So maybe that
relates to the problem. Maybe. Go ahead. So we had no problem through the cold
weather and then when the weather got warmer we started having this problem
that intermittent
and what it is is terrible terrible i know you've taken questions like this
before order
it comes through the vent
all only when we have the vent system on
it only comes through after we turn the air conditioning off and use the vent yeah sure yeah sure what
I think that's my theory I don't think that's true
well I think I mean it should be happening with the air conditioner on
no no maybe the air conditioner masks it
alright could you call back later you wanna just think about these answers
that you're giving us?
I've been thinking about this for a month. I drive around with the air conditioner on.
When you say it comes on after you shut it off, is it immediately after you shut the air conditioner off or does it take?
Yeah, within a few seconds.
Within a few seconds?
And it's bad. That's why I thought maybe something was leaking.
What does it smell like? I mean does it smell like the inside of a gym bag?
Oh, that's a, yes, that's a nice smell. How do you know what the inside of a gym bag? Oh, that's a, yes, that's a nice way to...
How do you know what the inside of a gym bag smells like?
That's a nice way of putting it.
Okay, so that's what it's made...
Well, it's certainly mold.
Mold is that disgusting...
Yeah, my brother knows it doesn't bother him
because his car smells like that all the time.
Yeah, when you have those growths in your car that
aroma is ever-present well here's what you should do I mean what has
happened probably is the drain has plugged up the evaporator drain for the
air conditioner if well if that were the case you probably have water on the
floor of the car have you noticed that that, that the floor is wet?
No.
Okay, then you don't have that.
And in fact, if you run the car, with the car parked,
if you run the engine in the air conditioner,
you should see water dripping out the bottom.
If you do, then the evaporator drain isn't plugged up.
It's very likely that one of several things has happened.
Either mold spores have begun growing
in the ventilation system somewhere,
and the only way you're going to get them out is to take it apart which
is expensive or an animal got in there and died and that's I think the more
likely thing a rodent of some kind no really yeah the giant mouse of Milwaukee
some some some creature got in there and died and it's it's
decaying
and as it's decaying god knows what's what else is i don't want to know
yeah but if that's what's true
it will go away eventually yeah
maybe but not before you've contracted some terrible disease how long is you
have you had to smell now
just since the hot weather set in in june just you know a month or so. Yeah. Has it abated at all? I think maybe. Do you think this is a smell you
could get used to or learn to know and love? No I think it's a little less now
when we turn on the vent. Oh if it's getting better then it almost assuredly
is a dead animal. Oh okay. And if it's getting better, it also probably means it's a small dead animal,
like a mouse.
Well, it's a big...
And I know that mouse smell
has a half life of six and a half weeks.
Okay.
Because I had a dead mouse in my basement.
Couldn't find it anywhere,
but I could sure smell it.
And in six and a half weeks,
the smell was gone.
All right, it was not perceptible to me
And I have got a schnoz that you wouldn't believe
You can try spraying various disinfectants or other the other things that cover up or eradicate odors like Lysol or whatever
Into your vents, you know from the outside of the car, you know, the air is sucked in
Just outside the windshield right by the wip, where the cowl is there.
You see a little screen device or some such thing there?
You can spray that stuff right in there
while you have the air conditioner on
and the blower on, and it'll suck in that stuff.
And it'll make, at least it'll be a different kind
of offensive smell.
Actually, I mean, you might be able to spray something
in there that could really help get rid of the smell.
Gasoline works well. I would spray like Lysol spray. That there that could really help get rid of the gasoline
I would spray like Lysol spray. That's what I just said. Did you say Lysol? I think I said Lysol
Lysol spray disinfectant
Only because it's the only disinfectant name I know I mean I'm sure there are others Yeah, but Lysol might work. How come I didn't hear you say that you could never listen
Good luck, Andrea. The smell doesn't go away after a few weeks that have it happen operated on okay got to take which means taking the whole thing
apart and they won't want to do it but not cheaply anyway you wave a $20 bill
in front of them no you wave a pile of 20s good luck guys see you bye bye calling
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Well possibly this is a letter from Ed Birnbaum by the way you noticed a male is improving
Tremendously. Yeah, oh improved a hundred percent
Yet last Sunday evening
I was out running my usual seven miles,
listening to NPR on my headphones and feeling very virtuous and clever.
I would extend my lifespan decades past the sluggards who were drinking beer on their sofas,
tuned into heavy metal and Rush Limbaugh.
By the time all things considered was over and car talk came on,
I was too short of breath to change the station.
So I heard one of you guys hypothesize that endurance training might only lengthen my
life by 1% more than the time I actually spent in agony doing the exercise.
I believe it was you.
I'm sure it was me.
Who made that very point.
Yeah, because it's true.
You said it was discovered.
You jog for two years and you live two years longer two years in a day and a
day with bad knees and agony these all the time right this actually sounds
plausible and terrifying someone who deliberately inflicts pain on himself to
no useful purpose is neither virtuous nor clever.
He is a masochist and a loony.
However, let me advise you that it is not good strategy for you to encourage your listeners to examine the rational basis for their behaviors,
unless you are in hot pursuit of zero listenership, as it sometimes seems.
I think you can get away with putting down like hockey fans because they're probably
unlikely to listen to NPR anyway.
However, baby boomer long distance runners like myself are probably a large share of
your remaining audience.
Doesn't Paul Murky have any demographic analysis of your listener database?
Suppose I asked myself, what value do I receive from listening to car talk?
Most of your callers have problems like that annoying audible hum in the climate control
system of their Mercedes.
I drive a 76 Volvo with 200,000 miles on it.
Everything is audible except the terrified screams of my passengers.
So if you want people to continue to listen to car talk despite the low and diminishing
returns for the time invested, then discourage them from any self-reflection. If they want
to believe that ten hours a week destroying their knee ligaments will make them longer
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Livid.
And more virile despite all evidence to the contrary.
Let them.
And while they're doing that, they can listen to two guys giving useless advice and laughing
at their own stupid jokes.
Ed Birnbaum from Portland, Oregon.
He does have an important point here.
He does have an important point.
Self-reflection is very dangerous.
It is.
It is.
It's almost as dangerous as jogging.
Now I have to make this important announcement before we take any more calls.
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Anyway, the puzzler runs out of gas.
It's pretty clear that this time of year, you know, the puzzler has run its course.
I mean, it's a huge...
I think it's an entropy or expending universe problem.
Yes, of course.
No, it is a huge expenditure of effort.
Is that right? It is a huge...
What? What are you trying to say? Come on, spit it out. What?
Pain in the butt!
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This is Christine, and I'm calling from Berkeley, California.
Yes, I've heard of it.
Christine.
Well, I actually teach at the university here. I've heard of it too. Yeah and I'm an
archaeologist. No kidding. That's almost as good as an art history major. Well sort of
except for we get a lot of really dirty. Yes you get to play in the dirt a lot more. We
do. Yeah. And that's sort of what's part of my problem I think i actually work in south america
in the andy
yeah and i have a toyota land cruiser
that my team bought in nineteen eighty two in lima peru
you know we don't believe it down there and then we go down and we use it
uh... it had a real problem that i'm hoping you can help us with because the
might throw a mechanical have not been able to have it down there that i'm hoping you can help us with because the mike trophy mechanical
have not been able to have it down there
okay will do it will will do our best christine
well i hope so please
so it's good enough
you know remember now but we're at three thousand eight hundred meters so we
think it might be an altitude problem
it's uh... you, that's 12,000 feet. You know, I wrote down 12,000 feet.
Oh, excellent.
That's very good.
Isn't that good?
I have written it down, too, so I wrote 1200 feet.
It's okay when it's on the coast, when it's down low in the coast, on the lower elevation,
but when we get it up to the high altiplano, as's called and we drive along it just periodically loses power totally you're driving along
happily you're pushing on the gas pedal and then it just kind of stops like
doesn't matter how hard you push it's like you're just not connected anymore
and then sometimes it'll kind of pick up and you can take off again and sometimes
it'll not and you will sit there for a few minutes and we'll start again
eventually we always get somewhere but one time I had to limp
back into La Paz and people did things like take the gas tank off and clean it
which didn't seem to be the problem. It's good though. It's a good thing to do.
Was it? Well, yeah. Well, they did it. That's why I waited for one whole half day during that episode and
but most of the time they fiddle with a carburetor yeah I would do that too now
one thing we're supposed to do is called Adelotar Le Chispe which is adjusting
the spark when you go into the high altitude which doesn't I guess that
happens in the Rockies here but um change the timing yeah right right so
we've done that and done that and they know how to do that.
They live up at that elevation.
So they've got that down and there's lots of Toyotas in the area.
So it's not like they don't know Toyotas, but this seems to happen particularly, this
loss of speed when it's raining or when it's wet or when it's cold in the morning, which
is a lot in a rainy season.
Yeah.
Well, how cold is it?
Well, it can freeze at night.
And this problem of it dying out, does that usually happen?
Can it happen no matter what speed you're driving at?
Or are there no speeds?
It's usually when I'm tootling along, you know, 30, 40, 50, which is tootling along
on a bumpy dirt road. I got it. I got it
I got it too. I think yeah
Very bumpy dirt road now a couple times. I remember we've been driving for
20 30 40 minutes
Okay, it wasn't like this warming up another time. I remember it was about 15 minutes out another time
It was about an hour. Okay
It all it all fits
And then it's at another time, it was about an hour. Okay.
It all fits.
Oh, you're kidding.
But it was cold and rainy.
It was a dark and stormy night.
Yes, and stormy sometimes, yeah.
And sometimes when it's not rainy, it's cold.
It happens earlier in the sequence.
Yeah, and when it's rainy and cold on the coast, this doesn't happen.
Well, there's no such thing as rain and cold on the coast it's the Atacama desert
oh in Chile and Peru yeah well what my brother thinks is happening yeah is a condition called
carburetor icing I like yeah because when you have wet conditions and cold conditions the flow
of air through the carburetor can actually create ice crystals because of something
called the Venturi effect.
As the air is flowing through the carburetor
it comes out at the other end, drops more in temperature
and if you're right on the hairy edge there of
32 degrees you make ice and that
freezes inside the carburetor and that will cause the car to lose power and eventually stop running completely
You sit there for five or ten minutes the ice will in fact melt
Yeah from the heat generated from the engine you start it up and it runs great
Well, here's what's bothering me I can't I can't I don't have an answer to God forbid that Christine should say
Why is it happening now when it never happened to be for well?
I suspect it's happening now because of a piece of the air filter fell off
There is a little tube that leads from the air filter
To the manifold that is supposed to conduct warm air
Up from the vicinity of the exhaust manifold to mix
in with the cold and damp outside air to prevent this from happening.
And stormy, dark and stormy air.
So that little, it actually looks like a little paper hose.
It's about two inches in diameter.
And that may have fallen off.
If you have lost that, they can fashion a new one from...
A vacuum cleaner hose.
...from jalapeno pepper cans
yeah well I mean is this something that I buy up here yeah well you could you
could buy that you wanted the exact piece so if I get I asked for a piece of
air filter no you know it's called the stove yeah the heater stove yeah, the heater stove. The heater stove. Yeah, the stove for the air cleaner.
The stove pipe for the air cleaner.
Okay, heater stove pipe for the air cleaner.
Right.
The other possibility is that that stove is in fact in place and what's wrong is the gate
that's in the snorkel of the air cleaner is not working.
Now if that isn't working, you'll never find the pieces to make it work, but they can at
least fix it somehow.
So that we can at least point to it and they can they can make up something with
maybe ropes and sticks you can use to prop this thing in a certain position
when it's damp and cold. So I need to make sure I have a stove pipe and I need to
make sure I have the gate to the snorkel to the air cleaner. Yeah, that's it.
Is it open or is it closed?
Well, it opens and closes.
When the conditions are like you described,
the adverse conditions, the things should be
pretty much in the closed position.
Okay, adverse is closed, okay.
So you're using mostly all the air that's already been heated.
Ah, so that's my problem is somehow the cold air's going straight in.
Correct.
And I need to have it warmed up. The cold air should be getting shunted off by this
gate that's in this in the snorkel.
Right. And it should be sucking hot air through the stove.
And the stove is connected to the bottom of the air cleaner and to the vicinity of the
exhaust
manifold so that that heated air that's present around the exhaust manifold
gets used to mix with the gas and air
and with the gasoline rather and prevents the carburetor icing.
Uh-huh. Now you didn't expect to get an answer this good did you? No, I have no idea. This is fantastic.
We made it all up. There are no such pieces.
Oh no. That is a big problem. Of course now I have to say this all in Spanish which I will try and do.
So when are you going back?
And what are you digging for?
Well, we're digging for houses.
About $50,000 a year.
Ha ha ha!
No, we're digging... Yeah, well I wish I could say that.
We're digging for early formative houses linked to an early tempo.
In the Andes?
In the Andes on the shores of beautiful Lake Titicaca.
No kidding.
I mean, you picked a good place to go, didn't you?
Didn't she, though?
Yeah.
So, do you have a nickname like California Christina?
Like, like Indiana Jones?
No, no, I'm called La Doctora.
La Doctora.
Yeah, in the field. That's what they call me down there.
Cool.
Well, it must be, it. Well, it must be nice.
I mean, you must feel like Indiana Jones.
Well, uh, jeez.
I wear a fedora hat in the field.
You do?
Cool.
That's good enough for me.
Excellent.
We need a picture, Christine.
You want a picture of me in a fedora?
Yeah, send us a picture from Lake Titicaca.
Okay, and I really can't thank you enough.
I hope that your little secret messages help,
because this is totally new to me.
I hope it works.
Thank you very much.
Good luck.
Okay, bye.
Bye-bye.
Thanks for calling.
Well, you've passed away.
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