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Yeah, it's nice to be a man of science.
Now, you've probably heard all about Congress's new telecommunications bill, a section of
which mandates something called the V-Chip.
Yeah.
Now, the V-Chip is a computer chip, I I guess that would be built into future television sets and when activated
Would prevent the viewing of programs with violent violent hence V finally
Yeah, anyway Dougie has been in the lab with murky
All this week and they have finally perfected their own device
Which they plan to implant in my brother's called the R&R
chip which when activated will prevent ranting and raving. Yeah sure, what about the WT chip
that they're gonna work on for you? The wacko theory chip! As soon as you say the words
roof snow everything goes blank. Well we'll discuss that later anyway if you have a question about your your chip
Geez
You're trying to sneak it right past me
I was hoping with your advanced years that you you know begin to not notice things but I'm I'm sharpest. Oh, yeah
What is it?
All right. I just thought I'd start out with a couple of little jokes here. They're not mine, but luckily they're from...
These off the internet?
David Phelps from Highland Village, Texas. I probably have had this in my little mail folder for six months.
I think it's dated 1987. But that's alright. Good jokes are timeless.
They're timeless, and you're going to like these. It's one of those, you know you are a native of West Texas if. You know,
is he a Texan? Yeah, he's a Texan so he can say this. I'm just reading. I mean, I
don't know if he's a Texan or not, but he lives in Texas, so I guess he's, it's
okay for him to do this. Yeah. Oh, there are no, all the times I've been to
Texas, I hate to interrupt. Yeah. I do it so well. I've never met any real Texans. I mean, at
least in the big cities.
Oh, are you kidding me?
When you go to Texas, everyone has moved there from someplace else.
Oh, no, no.
To avoid paying state income tax.
Anyway.
No, that was only George Bush.
Go ahead.
I don't know if this should be west or east Texas.
Maybe it's for all of Texas.
I'll figure it out.
I've been to all parts of Texas.
You know you're a native of west Texas if there's a stuffed possum mounted anywhere
in your home.
You know you're a native of Texas if you consider a six pack of beer and a bug zapper quality
entertainment.
You know you're a native of West Texas if the primary color of your car is Bondo. If you think beef jerky and moon pies are two of the major food groups.
All right, you can get to the good ones. You can just jump right to the good ones.
And the last two are good. If you think the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of
all time. Well, it is. It is. And last, if you had a toothpick in your mouth when your wedding pictures were taken.
I like your laughing.
Oh, I got more here.
Oh no, it's all quite all right.
Save them for another...
I'll save these for next week.
There you go.
Anyway, if you have a question about your chip or your car or West Texas or anything like that, you can call us at 1-800-332-9287.
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Hey, this is Mike from Tallahassee.
Hey, Mike. Hi, Mike, how are you pretty good excellent um i got a
question yeah um an 89 dodge ram 50 and every time not every time actually two
months ago to begin with every fifties the pickup truck right it's a pickup
truck that's just like these days i was getting off the highway and i downshifted
from fourth the second and
the entire stick went loose
and a perfect i was just you know transmission of a totally gone out now
if you have a truck
but when i got it home
uh... it turned out that the whole ticket come off the mount
uh... how did you get a little bit stay in second year it's a big thing i was
like really close to home and you couldn't shift it all at that point i
couldn't change here at all
uh... i got home and i and i
you know what that the sleep and i looked underneath and it turned out of
the grommet
well personal it all come lose
all the ball to come out it was just like this
the shift it goes right into the transmission on this truck
right is it not this is our full bolts
that all the shifter
it's three three ball
the whole picture of these two before you go to the bottom of the cup is ok
you know three balls of the last year anyway so yeah i'm i i call me to be
she can make the transmission
and
uh... they have a grommet that goes on to the ball at the bottom of the stack
uh... i replace that that was broken and then they said
because uh...
what are they the gasket had all rotted out right on the city don't need to get
to get it only keep oil from leaking you don't need the gaskets the gaskets only keep oil from leaking
So you don't need to replace those so I just bolted it back down
I didn't bolt it down
I didn't like lock the nuts in because I didn't want to strip them
But I locked it down pretty tight now in the past two months. It's come up three times
Well, and it won't stay down, and I don't know what to do to keep it down
You won't stay down because you're probably afraid to tighten them enough really well
I guess I mean it's aluminum that you're screwing those bolts into uh-huh
That's what the case of the transmission is made out of so there was some reason to be afraid
There is because you could break them off in there, but it's not the end of the world if you do
Uh-huh, I mean I would use
Loctite Loctite exactly Loctite. What is Loctite? It's a liquid. I buy in a little bottle. It's one of it's like a lumosil
$750 a pound so you only can buy half an ounce of it because the question 12 bucks
And you just paint it on the end on the on the threads and bolt it in you have to clean them all off first
Usually a clean them with something like break clean, which is a solvent that depletes the ozone layer.
Great!
No, actually all those things are now ozone-ruining chemicals...
Safe.
Safe. Friendly.
That's good.
Ozone layer friendly.
O-L-F.
And then you put... you just bolt it in. in should snug it up pretty good and that
will keep them from backing out unless you've got something else going on here
like an engine that's that's vibrating so violently that nothing's gonna keep
them from backing out well I don't think so I was talking to a friend and I like
I'll go from fourth to second just right why do you do that anyway why you
shouldn't it's quicker we shouldn do you mean you shouldn't well?
How is it written that does that did you have to follow?
You know that's another one of these old wives tales that you're gonna go one two three four on the way up
And you're gonna go five four three two one on the way down
Where does it say that who said you have to do that my daddy told me daddy was wrong
You can do anything you want. You can go from fifth to first.
Try it, Mike.
Try it. You don't have a fifth. Who cares?
Have a fifth and you'll be able to go anywhere.
One of the risks of skipping gears, many gears on downshifting,
is that when you re-engage the clutch, the engine's gonna rev like mad.
So what?
Well, you could ruin the engine.
If you were driving at 60 miles
an hour and you did something as stupid as shifting from fifth to second. Can I confess
something to you actually? Yes, you've done it with Dougie's car. I know. I did it with
his car too. No, I'll confess this, but don't tell anybody. And in some ways, this is a
commendation. I was driving the Infiniti i30 a couple of weeks ago That car is so quiet
That one day there I was
Barrowing along on route 93 and I just happened to glance at the at the dash and the tack
Was shall we say very high. I was doing 60 miles an hour in second gear
Really? I couldn't hear the
engine it was so quiet I had all the windows open and the wind was blowing but
nonetheless it was so quiet that if I hadn't seen that tack pin and the needle
quavering but I mean it's it's testimony to the quietness of that oh no, that's a wonderful car
I wish I had the opportunity to drive. No, but I was preventing all you want it blew the engine
No, but it's unlikely that you'll blow the engine or even harm the engine if you go from fourth
This is five speeds of four
Four four so you go from four to two. It's no big deal. I mean don't forget. You've braked a little bit
That's why you're shifting in at all right right so you're not doing 60 miles an hour when you're throwing it into second gear
You're doing 25, but that wouldn't that wouldn't be causing the stick to come off like no no no no no
That's a separate. No you didn't tighten the bolts enough Mike crank those babies down crank them down
But use lock tight, and you didn't tighten the bolts enough my crank those babies down crank them down but use walk tight and you won't have
the problem anymore i want to talk about what you can clean the ball to it
uh... anything brain
break clean
breakling are alcohol or uh... nail polish remover something to get the
grease off the bolt and the threads inside yeah okay you get the stuff all
nice and clean you put the question never get those bolts out again
so if they're in for life. Yeah, right now
They'll come out with difficulty and and by the way if you're using the old gaskets over again, you can coat
Both surfaces with with the silicone adhesive
Well, I haven't I haven't put I haven't put any gaskets in because they said the only thing the gaskets did was kept
The oil from leak. Oh, so you have no gaskets. No gasket. Oh no, make a gasket. Really? Buy a tube of silicone adhesive.
Uh huh.
Okay, and spread a bead of it,
maybe a sixteenth of an inch thick on that,
on one surface.
Right.
And then put your Loctite on the balls
and put that together,
and it'll be like welding it together.
It'll never come apart.
Guarantee it.
All right.
Good luck.
Let's spray the whole thing.
With aluminum paint.
All right.
Thanks a lot.
See ya. Bye. Good luck.
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From cowboy Carter to Old Town Road to Yellowstone, the symbol of the cowboy has been riding high for a few years now. But my big question is why are we turning to the cowboy?
What's actually holding the reins on America's imagination?
And what does it reflect about our psyche?
Listen to It's Been A Minute from NPR.
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well anyway i i i just want to mention is you probably knew from the last few
shows that we did before the puzzle on a vacation that we're fresh out of
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But of course away we have a note from someone who says why did you guys stop?
using the abbreviation ma
for Massachusetts? Oh, MA, Cambridge, Allifers City, MA, 02238.
Okay, it's done.
He said, I used to listen to the show just to hear that, and you guys don't do it anymore.
What the heck's going on, he said. I don't know who he was.
MA, MA, MA, MA, MA, MA, MA, MA, MA. anymore what the heck's going on he said I don't know who he was all right lost his mom mom mom mom mom mom mom anyway if we use your puzzler and you catch us
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We had our pictures on the side of the dog food dish.
They wouldn't go near it.
By the way, last week I gave a little puzzler about,
I even remember Jackson the wording of it,
but it was something like-
Oh yeah, I remember it.
A cowboy rides into town at noon on Friday.
Three days later, he rides out of town on noon on Friday
How does he do that?
Remind me before the end of the show
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You have 15 cents credit towards overtime.
Hello?
Hello, is anybody there?
This is Beth calling from Schenectady, New York.
From a phone booth?
Yeah.
Did you break down somewhere?
No, I'm lucky about that.
Oh, good.
Well, actually, first I wanted to answer your conundrum.
You said a few weeks back that geniuses pass from mothers to sons.
And I have one of those genius mothers, her IQ is 165.
And if 50% of the geniuses in the world were women, not most of them men, wouldn't it?
No, actually, men get all of their intelligence from their parents, from their mother,
but females get half from the mother and half from the father.
So if you have a genius mother, you might be a genius, but your genius might be deluded by a non-genius father.
Well, my IQ is not 165.
So your father was a moron. Yeah. I mean that's it. Say la
vie. That's how it goes. My car question is that I have her Honda Accord and about a week
ago I was trying to get above 30 miles an hour and I heard this you could smell
the spin burning smell and the car was revving up to 5,000 oh yeah oh yeah
classic what it's a classic case of a car that needs a clutch
yeah did you do this to her car no No! What do you mean no? Who was driving the car when this occurred?
Was she driving it?
Well, yeah, I was driving it.
How many miles on the car?
About 100,000.
Oh, then that's okay.
Yeah.
I mean, if this is the first clutch it's had, then that's fine.
My other thought had been that the emergency brake wasn't working and that maybe it had seized
and that's why I was having problems with the power, but the brake light wasn't on.
Well, the brake light wouldn't be on if it was seized because you could have released the handle,
which would have turned the light out, but the brakes could have stayed on.
Oh, your 15 cents ran out.
Yeah, there's that simple test.
80 cents
Okay, hold on
Three quarters and
20 cents
The same right sound like four quarters to me
Yes, there is a simple test that you can you can perform to determine whether it's the clutch. Okay. Bring the car near a big stone wall
or something that you're not going to crash, you're not going to drive into or
knock over. Set the handbrake with the front bumper pointing at this stone wall
and then put the car in fifth gear. It only goes up to fourth. All right put it
in fourth gear and then try to drive it away. Give it a lot of gas.
Give it a lot of gas.
Like halfway to the floor and let the clutch out.
If the clutch is really good and the smell was coming from the emergency brake being
stuck and not the clutch, the engine will stall immediately.
Okay.
If the clutch is no good, the engine will continue to run and you'll have that familiar
smell again.
Well, it's an automatic.
What do you mean it's an automatic? It's an automatic. Ha ha ha ha ha ha in fact your scenario is correct. That it's a brake.
My guess is that maybe mom wasn't using the handbrake.
You used it.
No, no, well I used it to park, but I didn't leave it on that day.
I swear the little light was on.
No, no, no. What I'm saying is if she is in the habit of not using it,
and then you used it once, it probably stuck on because the mechanism is frozen.
Even though you released the handle, the brake stayed on.
Wouldn't the brake pad be worn if it was...
Well, they are. Yeah, someone's gonna have to pull the drums.
Uh-huh.
And only determine how much of the shoes are burned up, but try to free up the levers.
Okay.
And, alternatively, you could just return the car to her and say nothing.
Ha ha ha!
Which is what I would do in this situation.
Well, I could do that, but because she lets me drive it so much I kind of would like to
try to make sure that I do something about it.
Take it to your local gas station and have them pull the rear wheels.
Okay.
And they'll figure out what's wrong.
Yeah. Good for you. I mean I'm glad you invested that other 80 cents because you'd have gone
off with a completely wrong idea here
well i think somebody along the way would have figured it out when you ask
to have the country place
yeah
all of us
time to go
a nice talking to you beth and good luck
thank you
thank you very much ceiling good luck say hello to mom
by by by by
one eight hundred three three two nine two eight seven all your own car talk
this is jim from clastonbury connecticut
haitian i've got a problem with my nineteen ninety subaru
maybe no surprise to you
but the uh... the problem is that uh... when i drive it
as soon as i get up above about twenty to twenty five miles an hour
it sounds like i'm driving on a steel great bridge deck and
the pitch goes up as the speed of the vehicle increases and it doesn't seem to
Relate to the engine speed at all. I can coast and I'll still hear the sound
So you get the it's like a steel great bridge deck. Most people in the planet aren't familiar
With these because you only have these in the East. Oh
Is that true? Well, no, it isn't true.
I've made that up, but I've never seen them anyplace else and I've driven a lot of other
parts of the country, so I would assume that they're confined to the East Coast.
It's like driving on a road which has been scarified.
Yes.
Exactly.
Whatever the heck that means.
Cut up.
So you get the sound of this.
Is that the noise?
Yeah, that's the noise. It's a hum or a buzz.
Yeah.
Are you sure that it is not sensitive to speed or engine speed?
No, it is sensitive to vehicle speed, not to engine speed.
Not to engine speed.
Oh yeah.
So when you say...
This will go up as I go faster, but I can coast, I can even pop king pop the current neutral and i'll still hear the top-up excellence
not the risk of having you give the answer which
uh... i i i think
you know i did you see a lot of men ask if you've had a look at this
uh... i i i had into the shop about uh...
a month ago after i heard this noise for about a month
and i may have read my
garage down the garden path a little bit thought maybe i was having uh... some sort of problem with the
exhaust system
they came back and said that checked out fine
uh...
and uh... i have really push any further i think like my main concern is knowing
whether this is just uh...
something i can pick up with my next uh... scheduled maintenance stopper
whether i've got some sort of a life or vehicle threatening problem.
Well if you're really lucky it could be something as simple as bad tires and
scalloped tires can cause the same kind of noise. On the other hand it's very
likely that you have a bad wheel bearing. And a bad wheel bearing would make that kind of
noise and it would get worse and worse the faster you went and you probably
wouldn't hear it at very low speeds although you might if you
were really listening carefully so I think you have a bad wheel bearing
what you should tell them to do is put it on the lift did they drive the thing when you
had it in there?
I don't know whether they did or not. Well if you told them to look at just the exhaust they
probably didn't
If they run the thing up in the air they may be able to hear it but the way to
hear wheel bearings, the way to do it in the shop
is we with the engine off and the transmission in neutral
we spin each of the wheels and you can usually hear a bad wheel bearing when you do that.
Okay it'll click? No it'll go hmmm. Yeah you can even sometimes feel it in your hand
as you're turning the wheel. Is this the point of imminent failure? Oh yeah. And you should do it right away because when it goes,
it could go quite catastrophically.
I mean, it could just melt and seize up that wheel
and all of a sudden you'd find yourself
driving into the woods.
But this is four wheel drive,
so you don't have to worry about that.
It'll be three.
Three is good.
So you should have it taken care of as soon as you can.
And don't drive at high
speeds between now and when you get it done. Because it'll be, you won't like what happens.
Good luck Jim. Bye bye.
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There I was reading this month's issue.
Was it this month?
No, it's old.
Oh, it is.
It's close.
It's the summer issue of the Annals of Improbable Research and here on page 16 is scientific
dining reviews of Research institute cafeterias.
I mean, what kind of wackos are these people?
And the reason it's of interest here is because it's quasi-automotive,
quasi-automotive, because they're doing a review of the General Motors Research and Development Center cafeteria.
Really?
In Warren, Michigan.
And the cafeteria at the GM Research and Development Center is very clean. is research and development center cafeteria really war in michigan and the
cafeteria at the gm research and development center is very clean cited
majestically in the basement just steps from the base of a gleaming
aerosauron and design spiral staircase and attracts well-groomed and
occasionally faithful occasionally faithful lunch crowd of hungry
researchers and then it goes on every table features a bouquet of artificial flowers
anchored to an attractive walled-wood basket.
And we asked people, what is there about this cafeteria
that distinguishes it from other research lab cafeterias?
A focus group of five GM staff research scientists answered this question
with silence.
Eventually one scientist offered the notion that it's subterranean.
What was this? While standing in the serving queue we smelled something
burning, perhaps a featured entree, he and his colleague recommended the plentiful
selection of breads and rolls which are renowned for their longevity
The part of dr. Linda means one of two linguists on GM's research staff GM has
Is a member of the cafeteria committee and she recently persuaded what an honor
She recently persuaded the manager to augment his wide range of vegetarian dishes, which
previously had been limited to French fries and succotash.
Okay, and then they gave a scale.
The cafeteria's regular diners give it a consistent one.
The scale goes from I to pi.
Of course, it's a research lab.
And they rated it on the basis of quality,
where it got a rating of 1, trendiness, where it got a rating of 1, and bearded men, which
is the number of photos or drawings of bearded men displayed on the walls of the cafeteria
where it got a.6. All in all, we found that your visit to the GM Research and Development
Center, if you have to have lunch,
and if you can't find your way out of the basement, the cafeteria is a fine place to dine.
Who wrote this? Stephen Drew. Now, what does Stephen Drew do when he's not doing this?
He's locked up somewhere. I don't know who he is.
Definitely locked up. Well, just a little quick note here about our puzzler.
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By the way, the answer to that little puzzle...
Oh, yes.
A cowboy rides into town at noon on Friday.
That same cowboy rides out of town at noon on Friday three days later
how did he do it and he does it because his horse is named Friday
if you're hoping to get puzzles better than that in the fall you better get
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that tells you a lot about me
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uh... i have a ninety one to tell it that
five-speed
which by the way i like a lot better since i heard you call someone else's
nimble i thought that was good
uh...
he he likes to drive my car can you think it's kind of sporty
but the thing that he does is i'm gonna tell you what he does he shifts without
stepping on the clutch no no he down shifts all the time no no
he uh... revs it up to five thousand rpm every time now if you thought of that
he probably would be a kind of that yet thanks for your call
three strikes were out right now
we're on a okay i what does he do? What does he do?
He drives it in what I call high speeds while in low gear.
For example, although he denies this, he this past weekend was driving 70 miles an hour down the freeway in third gear.
Yeah, that's what I said. He revs it up.
Oh, okay. That's revving it up?
That's what he does. 40 miles an hour in second, stuff like that.
He's over-revving it. Yeah, tell him not to do that.
Well, I've told him not to do that.
Give him a dope slap.
Ha ha ha.
Kind of a long way across the passenger's seat.
What's the red line on the tachometer?
Is it like 7,000?
Something like that.
No, 62.
Well, it's close to seven.
Close to seven.
And he's bringing it up close to the red line every time.
Mmm, somewhere, he likes to just sort of constantly drive it at about 4,000 RPM.
Oh, 4,000.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Why?
Have you asked him what his reason is?
Absolutely.
Yeah, I know why.
He likes what it sounds like.
Well, I kind of think this is someone who leaves his volume up on the television, so
that may be related to it.
Yeah.
But what he says is that this avoids lugging my engine and
Lugging I guess is what you do if you're going 15 miles an hour in third gear and your car's going
Because you're in the wrong gear. Yeah, that is lugging. Well, tell her if it doesn't stop
If you don't persist in this anti lugging thing, you're gonna start a slugging campaign
No, I mean just because lugging is bad. that does not mean that over-revving is good.
Well, that's what I'm worried about.
What's happening under that hood?
Yeah, the engine is turning too fast.
I mean, he's probably not doing any real damage to the engine.
It certainly can run all day long at 4,000.
However, an engine only has so many revolutions per lifetime in it.
When people say, you know, my car's got 100,000 miles on it, that's not a good measure. 100,000
miles may be twice as many revolutions as someone else that's got 150,000 miles. It
depends on how many times has the engine spun around. That's what wrecks it.
One of the reasons that cars last so much longer these days is because of five-speed
transmissions.
We've enabled cars to drive at 60 miles an hour doing only 2,200 RPM as opposed to 3,200.
So when you drop 1,000 revolutions off per minute, you lengthen the life of the engine
considerably.
So you should tell them that you want your car to last a long time.
You don't want it running at 4000 RPM all the time.
You want it running at about 3 where it's supposed to.
And tell them to start shifting early or you won't let him drive anymore.
But I mean, you've already, she's already told him this.
Well this is a test, Gail.
This is a test.
This is an issue of power.
It's a test of wills.
Oh, don't say that.
Not a control issue.
I think so. It's both a control and a power issue. The power having a dual
meaning in this case of power over you, therefore control and power, the
feeling of power when the car is in being over revved because now as soon as
you touch that gas pedal, you go. Whereas if you're in
fifth gear instead of fourth gear it goes a little bit but it doesn't have
that oomph. Is this the only point of contention between the two of you?
I'll bet it isn't boy. I'll bet this is the tip of the iceberg. Well there's like who gets to
change the air conditioning setting and stuff like that so yeah you're probably
on to something.
We're running into a lot of power issues here.
When you watch TV together who has the clicker?
The clicker he's got all four.
Gail you're in for a life of misery.
I would dump him.
No he's a nice man.
No he's not.
He's not a nice guy.
Well has he got a lot of money?
Medium.
Medium.
Medium that's not a nice guy. Well, has he got a lot of money? Medium. Medium. Medium, that's not enough.
That's not enough to have a car and a car.
If he's going to control you for the rest of your life, he's going to have tons of it.
Are there areas where you control him but you don't even know it, maybe?
Well, none comes to mind.
None comes to mind, so he's in control.
Could be.
Yeah.
Are you happy with that?
Well, for the most part, I don't notice it. He's like, Dr. Ruth, for you happy with that? Well, for the most part I don't notice it.
He's like Dr. Ruth for god's sake!
What?
This is Laura Slessinger.
New areas of adventure.
Hello Seattle.
Hello Seattle, you're on.
Well if you don't mind the control issue, I wouldn't worry about it because he's not really wrecking your car if he doesn't really take it much over 4000 rpm.
He's not wrecking it, but he is shortening the engine's life.
Okay, but as long as you can counter that with a strong relationship, what's an engine? What's an engine?
What's an engine? If true love.
It's not a whole engine. A couple thousand dollars after all. Sure, I mean, I suppose what you could do is say, look,
I know you have to drive this way, but the truth of the matter is it is shortening the life of the engine
So when the car dies you buy the next one. Well, that's a good idea
Or you replace this engine right? I think that's fair. Yeah, okay
And if he agrees to that then I think you should keep them. Okay. See you girl
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