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I find this interesting.
I'm sure you won't because you don't find anything interesting actually.
But apparently, you ready for this?
Rolls-Royce is up for sale.
Yeah, I knew that.
The company that owns it, a British defense firm, of course everyone knows rolls royce engines air aircraft engines
yeah yeah powered all those mesh ish mitzvah
well they've let it be known that they would like to unload rolls
and apparently the gray poopon it wrote in on
what here's what i find interesting the companies that have have expressed interest in buying it, Automotive News, that reported
this said that here are some of the companies that are interested in buying Rolls-Royce.
Some of them make sense, like BMW.
That would make sense, right?
Sure.
But Volkswagen, what are they going to say?
Golf too small for you?
Move right on up to the silver shadow.
I mean shadow come on
Mercedes that's it makes sense Ford I mean I suppose they could make the new
town car be the silver shadow sure why not yeah a little jump in price but I
think GM is the best oh yeah yeah because they could just call them Buick's
and that would be it they're looking for a new Buick. Yeah
Then it could say wouldn't you rather have a Buick and everyone would say you bet
Actually, I thought we should put in a bid for the for Rolls-Royce ourselves. Yeah, then we can finally introduce that luxury car
We've always talked about the one modeled after your dart
Yeah, the Rolls-Kinnardly. Of course, this is a
very famous car. We've been working on this for years.
Rolls down one hill and Kinnardly make it up the other. Just like your Dart. Thanks to Phil
Bertone, who invented that car for us. Anyway, if you have a question about your car, you can call us at
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Hello, you're on Car Talk.
This is Mary from Makau, Maui.
From Maui?
How's everything in Maui?
Is it 84 degrees?
No, it's cold here.
It's about 72.
Bummer!
What?
That's what it is here in Boston.
It's 72 in Boston here.
So why should I come all the way to Maui?
Well, all right, so it's 32. I was lying
Maui yeah, I don't have any problems in Maui
I mean our impression of Maui is that there are no problems. How can they be a problem? Well my car
Will fix this question. Yeah, what is it? I can't ask my husband and I can't ask my mechanic
Oh, I have to ask you guys that personal yeah
uh... it that we have a ford win star
it's a nineteen ninety seven we've had it about a year now and it's um... we
have a really
you know the yeah the adoption by
uh... one morning a few weeks back i am within a hurry to get to work and i
grab my kid who had to have an extra and finger i work in a medical clinic
we rushed down the hill and get ready to park in a car comes in with this radio
blaring and i was in a rush anyway
so i think come on kid let's go and we get
got out of the car slam the door locked it
and i went on into work
maybe about four hours later security guard came and said uh... we have a
report that your car parked on the road with uh...
keeping the ignition and it's locked in the
the engine's running.
So my question is, how bad is that?
I keep listening for every little sound to see if something's going to break.
Did you have a spare set of keys somewhere?
Well, this is the thing, fortunately, or unfortunately, my husband, his
workplace is like the next building great
So I just sort of snuck in there and said um I
Locked my keys in the car, but I didn't tell him where I left the keys inside the car
If I got I got it open and everything and the dashboard felt a little warm
Yeah, but uh it didn't it hasn't made any funny noise. No, it's nothing
We won't mention it if you don't mention it
Oh good no it's not yes i'm going to we will mention it if you don't mention i'm going to cut the
the thing is at the end of the when the leaflet that we have to decide whether
to buy the car not
you know this is why i'm not
this will not have caused any problems because don't forget ups trucks run all
day to a and police car and police i mean all those police all those police
cars parked in front of the donut shop
those engines are running constantly.
Oh, okay.
All you did was burn up some gasoline, but you didn't hurt the engine because when the
engine temperature got too high, the thermostat would open and then the cooling fan would
come on and it would do that if you were stuck in...
Now, if you lived in New York, you wouldn't have asked this question because typically
New Yorkers drive like this every day.
It's a tantamount to sitting in your car with the engine running for four hours. And you would have been car
jacked.
The real question though Mary is, I mean how often have you done this? Is this the first
and only time?
Well, it's the only time that the engine was running when I locked the car.
Because I've done this myself I have to admit it I never
admitted it to anybody but and I'm coming clean right today on the show I
mean I didn't have to go get another set of keys because my doors fortunately
don't lock but it has no windows either oh yeah oh... i've tried everything and there were no thought of it but that nice try but i think that uh...
you know that a fault for that one again
so don't worry about it mary everything's right with the world
i'm going to take you
see a mary by by one eight hundred
three three two nine two eight seven all your own car talk
hi there by the end of from minneapolis minnesota
a head
are you guys doing uh... i wait out well right i'm working on minneapolis right
now and i and i and i and i and then
all i have a lot of
yes
what's up what's happening ed well you know that i was uh...
on my way in
it was one of those crummy days you know where it's
thrown up spray
yep i ran out of wiper fluid
yeah hot bummer okay well and so i was pairing to a job but anyway i i put in
the gas station
i haven't had my latte yet
and uh... but i can't a wiper fluid and uh...
put a whole gallon a wiper fluid in my reservoir tank
yeah for the radiator you're right yeah
how did you get? oh hence the comment about the latte
yeah oh boy
what I did was as soon as I got into the store
I pulled off the hose so it wouldn't suck it back in up
as it cooled. Cool! Excellent! Good thinking!
But, you know, I'm wondering, should I have the radiator flushed and new cooling put in?
Well, I mean, it probably... What do I do?
Was the engine already heated up when you got to the store?
Oh, yeah, yeah. It was hot when I put the stuff in.
Yeah.
So none of it made its way back into the radiator?
It never got sucked in.
And even if it did, it wouldn't be worth worrying about.
No, because as we know, that stuff is mostly water.
Water.
And alcohol.
It's mostly blue water and it's a little bit of alcohol and that's it.
Okay.
But you didn't do any harm to anything.
And you could, if you wanted to, you could flush out the cooling system, but I don't
think it's necessary because the alcohol will mix in with the ethylene glycol That half a percent of alcohol that's in there
Yeah, and and there's a little soap by suppose soap is the only problem because it might start frothing up
So if you see bubbles coming out of anything
Pipe starts blowing bubbles. I'd be concerned
All I gotta do is just
Somehow sex this well you can yank that bottle right out. What kind of a car is it no i was a eighty ninety three dot
curing
ninety three dot either a couple of bolts and hold that in
and you can take those out and take the thing in the house
and watch it out and fill it up again in this time put antifreeze in it
but i actually i was gonna suggest a a clever repositioning of hoses. Oh no, that's true.
Just leave the stuff right where it is!
See, you would do that.
That's a little bit too much.
Ed, don't listen to him.
Ever.
No, that thing comes right out, dump it out, but don't worry about a thing, Ed.
Okay.
Won't do any harm.
Thank you very much, guys.
See you later, Ed.
Thanks a lot.
Bye-bye.
Good luck.
Guess what?
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Look, it's time for my brother to tell us what the puzzle was last week.
Come on.
Because believe it or not, I don't remember it.
You don't?
No.
Well, you know what?
I don't either.
Catherine.
I don't have any idea.
Wait a minute.
I have a note here.
Wait, I have a little idea.
I have a note from Catherine.
I would say it was not on a motive. I don't have a note here wait. I have a little idea. I have a note from Katherine. I would say it was not automotive
I don't have any idea. I don't either so I guess we can't go skip it all right 1-800-332
No, I have a note here from Katherine, which is jogged my memory. Yeah, actually this was a historic folkloric and pretty tricky little puzzle
I thought yeah here it is. I haven't got it yet. A few years ago I was
vacationing in upstate New York. It's really on parole but I can call it vacation. And I found myself in a
sleepy little town called Cold Springs. Still don't remember. And whilst I was there, I went to an
antique auction where they claimed to have some rare and priceless. The sled! There you go. Antiques.
Yeah. I don't know
how they were going to price them. If they're priceless, how can you put a price on them?
Yeah, well. Well, they put a big price. That's the challenge. That's the challenge. Anyway,
they claim to have stuff that collectors would really want, and one of the items that comes
up for auction is a child's sled, a handmade sled, a wooden sled. Yeah. That the auctioneer
claimed was made by none other than George Washington himself.
Oh, I thought you were going to say Norm Abrams.
Abram.
Abram.
Anyway, he turns the sled over and carved into one of the wooden slats is, ready for this,
G Washington.
Go ahead.
This is an interesting question. G. Washington, September 10, 1752.
Now I remember from sixth grade that the square root of three is George Washington's birthday,
which is 1732.
Okay, so that would make him 20 years old and it all fit and all seemed right, right?
It was the reason at the age of 20, not having launched his military career as of yet,
he was probably sitting around, what?
Making sleds.
Making sleds.
When you were 20, you were driving sleds.
But he was making sleds, maybe for his own kids
or for, you know, maybe little John Quincy Adams
or one of those guys, who knows who the sled was for.
So I'm ready to bid like 20 bucks on the thing,
I figure, what the heck. I figured what the heck.
Yeah, shoot the moon.
When someone in the crowd stands up and says,
it's a fake.
Ooh.
He was right.
Yeah.
And how did he know?
I mean, I remember when you-
Now you could infer that George Washington
didn't have any woodworking skills,
but that information is not present in this little statement in the puzzle.
No, it isn't.
Everything is here.
I know, everything is here.
I mean, I thought of, when you stated this puzzle last week, I thought of things like
his name wasn't really George.
His name was like Ira.
And it shouldn't have...
Oh, Gary.
And it shouldn't have said G G Washington, but I dismissed that.
Yeah, I mean everyone knows his name was George Washington, otherwise he wouldn't be the father of the country.
Yeah, so maybe he changed it though when he was 21, you know, I thought of stupid stuff like that.
Could have been, but that information was not there either.
That information wasn't there.
The information that was there is the date.
There you go.
Okay, now 17, the only thing, I mean this doesn't make any sense.
How about there was no September 10th in 1752? Exactly right. No, get out of here!
Of course there was a... Everyone overslept that day and they missed the whole day.
No, in fact, the period of September 3 to September 12 was omitted from the calendar in 1752.
What are you talking about?
By worldwide decree, they decided to skip those days to make the calendar correct.
The seasons were not falling in the right time.
The calendar had gotten out of sync with the...
No, that can't be...
Yeah.
I mean, everything had gotten out of...
Who sent you this? who sent you this?
Who sent you this?
G. Washington.
Mount Vernon.
No, I mean, that would mean, I mean, even in today's world, with email and satellites,
you couldn't coordinate something like that.
I mean, how did they do it in 1752?
It takes six months to get the word to Europe.
Well, they didn't decide this in a fortnight.
I guess they did.
This was the result of a conference
which undoubtedly took place in Europe, probably in Trent.
And it was decided, well, collaboration
among world leaders and Raymond Balanci.
Care of the station.
I don't want to have anything to do with it.
Cause this sounds bogus.
What was happening quite simply is that summer wasn't starting until August.
No, I mean, at the certain points of the
calendar, you know, we have the winter solstice,
we have the spring equinox is supposed to
occur at a certain date and that date is
determined by when the sun crosses
the meridian, okay.
I'll cross it rather when the sun crosses the
celestial equator, that begins spring, except it
wasn't happening on March 20th.
Well, why didn't they change that?
Well, they did by, by knocking off all these days.
They fixed it just like that.
Bingo.
Yeah.
Who's our winner?
Come on.
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Hello you're on Car Talk.
Hi this is Suzy in Carlsbad, California.
With a Z or an S?
It's a Z.
S-U-Z-Y?
Yeah that's it.
Carlsbad, California.
And well I'm about to go on the adventure of a lifetime.
Really?
Are you getting married?
No.
No.
I'm going to drive a Volkswagen Vanagon from the...
You don't have to tell us where you're going to drive it.
That's already the adventure of a lifetime.
Don't talk that way.
We thought you were going to fly value jets someplace.
Well, from the west coast to the east coast of Mexico, I'm going to end up in Tulum.
Tulum is where the Mayan ruins are.
Exactly. An incredible blue water.
Yes, and the Volkswagen ruins will probably be there too in a few weeks.
Yeah, you can park right next to the Mayan ruins. Maybe make a few buts in the first want to see a vanagon?
hey want to see pictures of my vanagon?
so you're driving from the west coast of Mexico
right, which coast?
Puerto Vallarta
well actually I'm gonna pick up my dad in Texas
and then head down to the Gulf of Mexico.
So where is he in Texas?
He's in Dallas.
He's in Dallas.
He's serious, driving ahead of you.
So you're gonna drive, you're gonna enter Mexico in like Matamoros or some place like
that.
Right, uh-huh, yeah, that's our plan right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, excellent.
Can you send me a couple of Serapis?
And then you're gonna drive to the ruins.
Right, but I want to take the appropriate supplies and then also know, you know, what
might I have to do to my car.
And so right now, I'm gonna take like a small fire extinguisher.
Yeah.
And, you know, an extra battery, jumper cables, pliers, cutters.
Yeah.
Rope for towing, a full service tire, five to six quarts of oil, a filter, 25 gallons
of water.
That's for my mom.
She's going to fly down and we're going to pick her up.
Why does she need 25 gallons of water?
She wants to float across?
I want her to have water from the States.
I see.
Okay.
Tell me what would be a typical repair
maybe i would have to do
how old is this vanagon
it's an eighty seven but it's been rebuilt
what's been rebuilt about it the engine
engine
i have uh... a german mechanic that i happen to meet before i bought this
can you bring him with you
and maybe he would like to adventure of a lifetime too.
That would be the best thing to do. So it's an 87 Vanagon, it's got a rebuilt engine. Did you
have it rebuilt? No, the people that owned it before me, but he is the one that rebuilt it.
Okay. So he's checking it out right now again. And how long have you had it? What's his name?
Hans. His name is Ronnie. Now how long have you been driving the thing
just a few weeks just a few weeks
i mean what's the worst thing that could happen if you broke down in the thing
wasn't able to be fixed right then and there
janu it just
that
no i mean it wouldn't it would be even more of an adventure because that's what part of the adventure
is.
Right, right, and I anticipate maybe that'll happen.
Yeah, I mean we're all, we've all been somehow sucked into this theory that you go out to
the airport, you get on the plane, and you end up at the place you're supposed to be
at and there's nothing that interferes, but if you stayed on the ground a lot of things
would interfere and they would be what life was all about.
Right. Instead of just getting from here to there. Mm-hmm. So I I'm all for it
I think you should do it and I'm struggling with how many things would I bring with me?
Yeah, I have no idea what it's like. I mean is it is it desolate in the middle of the country there?
Mexico City's in the middle of the country
Well, I've been on driving trips
there right but nothing is this extensive so I don't know I've just been in bits and parts of
jungle roads. Does AAA do this? I've spoken with AAA. What did they say? Well the guy I had he
wasn't he wasn't very knowledgeable about Mexico so I need to find another person
but there is an emergency road service in Mexico I think they're
called the green angels or something like that green yeah yeah they are the
green angels don't forget to bring your badge
What badge? In case someone says, we don't need no stinking badges.
You'll have your badge.
Didn't you see that movie?
What?
Forget the whole, forget everything.
Forget all the advice and all the questions.
Go out and rent.
You have a Blockbuster video where you are?
Yeah, right. This is it.
Go and rent perhaps one of the greatest movies.
Okay.
The treasure?
Starring Humphrey Bogart.
Oh really?
Walter Houston.
Uh huh.
And uh.
People we don't know.
I'll give you a hundred dollars if you can tell me the name of the guy that said we don't
need no stinking badges.
The name of the movie is The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
Okay.
Sounds good.
And it is guys who are doing exactly what you're doing.
Sort of.
Kind of.
Yeah, that will tell you everything.
It might be just the same.
Now, as it was before.
How long a trip is this going to be, Suze?
Well, I anticipate about 10 days getting there.
And then I have about 6 weeks altogether.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think I'm going to make make it you guys. It's sort of
I know you're gonna make it. You're gonna have a wonderful time. This is a brilliant idea
When you're gonna do this when you're leaving starting next week a week from Friday
I do have to call us can you call us from the road and we can do a little
Yeah, a couple of days we can report on a little disaster log
That would be great. It would be fun, huh?
Yes, that would be great.
You could keep us posted and you could then write the definitive book on how to drive
across Mexico.
Yeah, with your help.
Or we'd make a tape.
Sure, and whatever problems you have, we'll solve them on the air.
Okay.
Won't that be?
And we can air mail you parts?
That's a dream come true.
Let's do it. I love it.
Alright.
I wish you the very best. Say hello to mom and dad.
Okay, thanks.
Talk to you next week.
Rent the movie.
Okay, Treasure of the...
Carlos Padolla.
Adios.
That's the name of the guy.
Carlos Padolla?
I believe.
We don't need no stinkin' badges.
That's the guy.
They don't make better lines than that.
We'll be right back with more calls and a new puzzler after these messages. Ha!
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Sharon Holland, Cincinnati, Ohio.
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Dear Clinton Clark, the beginning of this
is actually very funny.
After several years without a television,
during which my sole staple of entertainment
was public radio, I got married.
After one year of marriage,
in which my sole staple of entertainment was my husband, I bought a television. That's
not the point of the letter, though. We are avid fans of public television as well. And
one evening while watching Full Circle with Michael Palin, is that how you pronounce his name? The guy who goes all around the world, 80 days.
Yeah, something like that.
It's a great show.
I was surprised by an automotive choice with which you are familiar.
Palin visited Bogota, Colombia,
a city with the highest murder per capita rate in the Western Hemisphere.
He joined up with a reporter who travels the dark
and dangerous alleys of the city investigating injustice, incurring the
enmity of the drug cartels, risking his life daily and entrusting his safety to
an automobile he described as unobtrusive and reliable. A dodge dart.
While this intrepid reporter earned my respect
by his selfless pursuit of truth and justice, I recognize that there comes a
point
where bravery becomes foolhardiness.
You make the call, Sharon Paulins.
Unobtrusive
and reliable. We do know that they have bulletproof engines if that is
they sir carry anyway you touch that high
I like that after a year I'm not a TV
but he called out for a year not bad
not bad hey look it's time for the new puzzler and I thought thought I would, I would, uh, use an automotive puzzler.
And this is a real bona fide true story.
Cause it happened to none other than yours truly.
No kidding.
Has to do with my truck.
Oh, I'll make it as, as, as brief.
You know, me, I mean, I am a fan of brevity and succinctness
and, and getting to the point.
I don't like to beat around the bush. I don't, I don't like to drag things out of it. I just like to get right to the point. I don't like to beat around the bush.
I don't like to drag things out of it.
I just like to get right to it because if you don't get right to it, you lose people's
attention.
And the next thing you know, they've changed the station.
They're doing something else.
They're raking leaves.
I mean, who knows?
That's right.
You've lost everybody.
It's always good to just get right in there.
Yeah.
There you go.
If you've got a puzzler to tell, man, tell it.
Oh, the puzzler.
My son comes to me a
few weeks ago, my older son Louie who's been driving, who drives my truck and he
says, dad there's something wrong with the truck. I say what out of gas again?
And he says no no. I start the thing up in the morning and I drive it and he
said the radio stops working and the tape player won't work the whole thing
is dead. He said and I drive it for a little bit and
it comes on all by itself and it goes off.
It goes, so I decide to fix it.
Sure.
So I start, I take the thing into the shop one
day and I notice as I'm driving to work.
Tape player stops working.
Stops working, but I do notice something
interesting when I step on the gas, it stops
working, when I take my foot off the gas and go to step on the break, it comes back.
Oh, I take my foot off the break.
I step on the gas and accelerate.
No kidding.
It goes out.
I said, huh, you know, he didn't notice that because he doesn't have the fine skills.
Right.
He's not tuned in.
He couldn't tune in because the radio wouldn't work.
So he wasn't tuned in. So I discovered this and I say, ha, it's got to be. Not tuned in. He couldn't tune in because the radio wouldn't even work. So he wasn't tuned in.
So I discovered this and I say, ha!
There's got to be a loose wire under the dash and when I step on the gas pedal, somehow
or another the throttle cable is moving this wire.
When I take my foot off the gas.
Yeah, it'll be a piece of cake to fix this baby.
Piece of cake.
After two hours under the dash, I have the worst headache and no solution.
In fact, I determined there is no loose wire
and there's current getting to the radio.
And in fact, the whole time I'm in the shop,
I've got the key on and I'm moving everything
around, nothing, everything works perfectly.
I cannot make it not work.
So I say, ha, I gave up on it that day and on
driving it home, but of course did the same thing.
And I noticed that when I pushed in the cigarette
lighter, the radio thing. And I noticed that when I pushed in the cigarette lighter,
the radio worked.
Worked!
I pulled out the cigarette lighter.
The radio stopped working.
I pushed in the cigarette lighter and I'm holding it in.
I'm holding it in Jerry.
The radio was working the whole time until the cigarette lighter fuse blows.
The radio stops working.
I said, Sonja, Henny's tutu.
Wow. I continue driving home and I realize that I can't see. You've gone blind. I've gone blind.
A non-functioning radio causes blindness and I can't see because I have no headlights. Both
of my headlights are not working. What a coincidence.
What a coincidence, I think, until the light goes on and I realize what's happening.
Now, I could give you a lot more clues.
No, I got plenty.
But I think that may be enough.
I've got enough. I've got enough. It's enough for me.
Well, why didn't you tell me what was wrong with it? Give me another two weeks to figure it out.
Yeah, great. Great puzz out. Yeah. Great.
Great, Puzzler.
Well, maybe.
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Debra? I am calling from Arafair City to make a plane Boston Massachusetts. No
kidding. Yeah. You know I've noticed that there are some people who have the name to make a plane boston massachusetts no kidding
i've noticed that there are some people who have the name deborah
uh... don't mind being called
uh... and there are others like yourself absolutely hate hate
is deb okay or deborah that's great that fine
anyway deborah what's up
okay uh...
i'd just pop my very very first car
uh... it's an eighty nine hundred
and
it's about fifty five thousand miles on it
i can't write
and not
great and i'm really bad at it
how i can't tell when i went to make up all over the streets of Boston. It's alright.
And I'm driving the stick sh- well, people are beeping at me and the-
Ah, pay no attention to them.
Pay no attention to them whatsoever.
Wave to them.
I'm sick of everybody being in so much of a hurry.
You don't even have to use the whole hand.
Just one finger will be enough.
I mean, enough.
So my problem is...
just open the window and yell out
i'm having a problem here
and then maybe they'll back off
well the problem is
the car
makes a really loud whining noise
and
i'm not so worried about it that the car's going to blow up because the previous owner
who's a friend of mine,
told me that, you know, it's been making that noise
for years, she's brought it into the shop a million times.
Every time she brings it in, you know,
it stops making a noise and the mechanics always say,
oh, it's no problem, there's nothing wrong with it.
And under what circumstances does it make this whining noise?
Wet, when it's raining or wet or snowing.
Really? And actually, sometimes it, even when it's not, when it's dry.
And does it do it when you're just sitting stopped?
Or accelerating? Or when?
When I'm going into first or second gear.
When I'm just starting up.
So you've put it into first gear, you're stepping on the gas,
have you let out the clutch yet?
Well, you forget?
You're attempting to let out the clutch.
Right, right.
And as you do that it goes whooo.
Right, exactly.
So this friend of yours, it's good, you're still speaking to this friend.
Well, it depends.
So you could find out from this friend if he or she,
is it she or he?
She.
If she, like, ever replaced the clutch.
Oh, I replaced it two weeks ago when I got it.
Ha!
No, because you burned out the first one.
You did.
Great.
Well, she sold it to me for $200, and it needed a new clutch and she wasn't going to repair it
so i kinda took it off her hands and repaired it
i understand now and the noise was there both before and after the clutch
exactly so we're going to eliminate the clutches of possibility
good information
is it just like a short little woo
like that or is it woo
no it's long it's like a high pitched whining like woo short little like that or is it yeah and when you take your foot off the gas it
stops almost immediately or it comes down it's regardless it just kind of
winds down on its own she's I mean Deborah that's good I have no idea well
it but I will have A belt comes to mind.
I want to make a confession here.
You weren't listening.
I dozed off for a minute.
Hahahaha!
So...
Well, don't worry. I mean, we were only talking about Deborah's friend.
Does it make the noise if you're not moving?
No.
Does it ever continue making the noise whether after you've come to a stop but the engine is still running?
Yeah, if, yes. It, yeah. So you can't initiate the noise.
And it will remain there until it finishes doing what it's doing. Exactly. Even if she stopped. Exactly.
As though something is spinning around. Exactly. And it's got to finish spinning. Exactly.
And you know, there isn't a single piece
of the car that does this and that's why we're struggling here
where do you live well no it was the reason we're so insidiously on it is the
car could blow up what part of Boston do you live in? Jamaica Plain. Can you get over here in half an hour? Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Gee, this is...
I have a funny feeling.
I have a funny feeling that it really doesn't have much to do
with the transmission or revving the engine or whatever.
You don't think so?
No, I have a suspicion it is a faulty timing belt tensioner,
which will make...
I mean, I don't know why it behaves this peculiarly, but that's
the kind of noise that a timing belt tensioner would make, a faulty one.
I like it. I'll go with it.
And it'll stop making the noise. It's got ball bearings in it. And every once in a while
a bearing gets in the wrong place and the thing will go, woo, woo, woo, and just stop.
I mean, it would be nice if you could bring it somewhere and make the noise happen when ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo by revving up the engine. Yes, I like that. And then it continues to do it even after you've slowed the engine down
because it's gonna...
that ball is gonna get back into place
or get chewed up enough to start making the noise.
Ooh, that's good.
They're gonna have to take off the cover.
There's a plastic cover.
So this could be bad.
It could be bad because if the tensioner goes bad,
the belt breaks and all the hell breaks loose.
How much is it gonna cost?
Oh, it's cheap. And while they're at it, they might as well throw a new timing belt in there. A new timing belt? The belt breaks and all hell breaks loose. How much is it going to cost?
Oh, it's cheap.
And while they're at it, they might as well throw a new timing belt in there.
A new timing belt?
If this is what it is...
And it is!
And it is.
And you don't do it.
And the timing belt breaks as a result of it.
It's goodbye engine, goodbye car, maybe goodbye Debra, and certainly...
And hello, MBTATA and certainly goodbye friend
so I would definitely have it looked at if my brother is right and I like it
only because I don't have anything else to suggest see you Deborah good luck
good luck happy driving and I hope I don't drive one your only place that you are driving
Well, it's I've like my brother or Deborah
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