The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 10 - Tattle Trans Adventures

Episode Date: September 20, 2021

Tattle Tales, Late Rape, Trans Athletes, Finger Pain

Let's uh, let's do this shit, shall we? Yes. Ohhhh. Mmmmm. Kick off your Friday. Beer and toothpaste. Mmmmm. That's the way to do it. Oh yeah. Drop!

Oh, welcome to the biggest problem in the universe, the only show that ranks every problem in the universe from forgetting to do the bit to Vito's problems are shit ahead of time. I'm your host, Dick Madison. With me as always is Vito Giswaldi. Hi, Dick. How are you? How you doing, buddy? I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Fantastic. There we go. Let's play out. Thank you all for supporting the show patreon.com slash biggest problem we haven't figured out what we're gonna give you guys yet gonna give you all a hug and a reach around yeah we should figure something out though something we're gonna get there yeah

all right i'm gonna fade this song out a lot going on yeah there has been hard to think about anything anything but arguing yeah it's been so hard to think about anything will you tilt that. Yeah. It's been so hard to think about anything. Will you tilt that mic a little bit? Like this way? It's supposed to be pointing at you. I don't know why it's pointing up now. Something, uh... Oh.

Yeah, it should be like this. Okay. Yeah, that makes more sense. Yeah, that was a little hot. Okay. Okay. Vito, you ready to hear the problems from last week? Yeah.

The voting? Yeah. Who won? It's not a a contest i don't know who's who now you don't know which member we are in the dynamic yeah yeah people online have opinions like oh dick is now maddox like it's totally gone like oh now vetoes the maddox actually you don't want to be the maddox well it's who's who's the Maddox. It's the game. Yeah. It goes back and forth, I think. In life, yeah. In life, yeah. It's like a hot potato.

You know what, though? Real quick. Go ahead. Before we get into the problems, this hat is just, something about it is bothering me. Hold on one sec. Oh. There we go. That seems a little bit, that seems a little bit better.

You're going to do that with the headphones like that the whole time? It's probably not going to work. I think it could work. Could it work? I think I'm there. Yeah, Vito's got a crown on now. There we go. Vito's got a better crown than any crown I ever saw. Look at that crown.

We have his actual crown. Oh, there's multiple crowns. That's his crown? I don't know well this is my crown and it doesn't fit very well unfortunately okay last week king veto the problems were uh hospital pricing transparency yes that was number one non-compliance that was number one pretty good problem not a bad one that was number one yeah like i said that's the easy w oh okay uh holocaust metaphors was next that was that was good that was a good one uh can you think of a holocaust metaphor for that this uh this is my what do you call it bait now this is my normandy this is your norman uh pledge the pledge

of allegiance and then simulation theory um Simulation theory was very low. I think my arguments against it really put a dent in it. Yeah, let's see. We got some Matrix fans in the audience. Chocolate Noodle said, I'm sick of hearing about simulation, quote, theory. It's not a theory if there's absolutely zero potential of testing, you scienticians.

And then the greatest ally of Israel said, the guy who came up with it was Jewish too. Oh. He decided to throw that in. I don't know how that helps me make a decision on simulation theory. Tin Horn says, the Pledge of Allegiance always seemed super creepy to me. I'm in Canada and we had to stand for our national anthem every day in school, which honestly kind of seems silly to me, but actually having to recite propaganda every day is pretty, yeah. Yeah, that's way more 1984. 1984 metaphors.

That's a bad one too. That's a bad one too. I think we brought that up a little bit. We should, we're going to have to bring it in. Remember, we bring in every problem in the universe. I think I'd be okay with the Pledge of Allegiance if you could just add a fart at the end of it. Yeah. Like if some kid in every class just farted and you're like, oh Tim. Come on, buddy. Yeah And that became the new Pledge yeah that every kid it spreads remember what things spread when we were kids and we didn't have any kind of internet We don't know how that happened. Yeah. Weird, weird rumors. Marilyn Manson sucks his own dick. Where did that come from? Why did every kid in school know that? Yeah. Let's see what else I got here. Hey, Dick,

I appreciate your, I appreciated your rage or your biggest problem on hospital pricing transparency. Oh my God. Then it's a whole page. Oh my god. It is a whole page best Christopher Assistant professor of economic nightmare that is I did read it It was pretty good More a personal letter for you. Not Ted Kaczynski said hey dick. I'm listening the new biggest problem Can I come into the studio to run some tests on veto? Yeah, I don't know who this guy is, but you're very excited. Yeah, I'll print out some 8th grade civics and theology tests. I'm confident he will fail both.

I'll nail it. Video games have rotted his brain. So I was reading those questions, and I was like, well, civics. I mean, what do you need to know about, like, the branches of government? Yeah, like how many. Like how many senators or whatever? Probably. I don't know.

Okay. It's Maxwell Kimball. Well, I can admit that I don't Probably, I don't know Okay It's Maxwell Kimball Well, I can admit that I don't know I don't know I mean, I'll know some of it Okay, here's one last thing I'm going to play Before we get to the problems This is Brian with a Y Has sent in a bit that he's come up with

Called Veto vs. Veto Oh, this sounds good Yeah, this is a new bit Where you contradict yourself. I'm not going to like this. The most American thing you can do is uphold the constitution. That's when I start that over. So this is clips of you. Yeah. Um, and then something you'll say immediately after that's the next veto, right? The most American thing you can do is uphold the constitution. That's why the first amendment it's number one i love it

it's the most important thing to me and i will die protecting it i'll flag stuff if it's like hate speech like legitimate people saying let's go my god and i think what was it i don't know you explain that i don't see any contradiction though you don't no all right maybe this one let's let's try it again okay free speech is the most important fundamental of any democracy anywhere. There's various consequences that can happen. YouTube's consequences. We don't want you on here. And I agree with that consequence.

Okay. What about that one? I don't see the... Honestly? Here's the thing. The most important thing is free speech. Yeah, but you still have it. You just can't use it. You can absolutely... Here's the thing. The most important thing is free speech. Yeah, but you still have it. You just can't use it.

You can absolutely. Here's the thing. I've already had this conversation like a million times this week. Okay, okay. A couple more, maybe one more. That's honestly what makes America the best country for me is that they have a great track record of being on the side of free speech. So you would like YouTube to be a platform that says let's, like, it's just like we have a lot of videos from Nazis saying like the Jews should die you would like that kind of open platform obviously in this country the KKK is legal and as much as we legal legal legal what

they do there you go protecting their free speech there you go I'm glad you want a bunch of Nazis on YouTube poisoning that platform. So all of our ad revenue gets removed. Don't be a hypocrite. All right, let's get into the problem. My first problem is tattletales. Yeah, okay. Tattletales. Good.

Tattletales. Yeah. Judas was a tattletale. Supposedly. He ratted out the son of God for 30 pieces of silver. We lost He got paid pretty good. We lost

You know why Jesus is still around today? Because he wasn't able to get old and start missing a bunch. Yeah. Right? He wasn't able to get old

and start grabbing girls' asses who would come to his shows. His legacy He was rubbed out in his prime. So now we all So you're saying now jesus is a problem but he's a problem because he got tattled i'm trying yeah okay the tattling is what did it uh that's some logic 25 people killed in the salem witch trials how about that yeah how many of them were witch t? Tattling. Would that matter? Do you think it should be? Should we kill witches?

Yes. Of course. Okay. If they're killing children and sacrificing them to the devil. Why are witches necessary? You're not allowed to... Kill children? I'm assuming real witches performing sorceries.

The Spanish Inquisition. Trying to get the cats. The Spanish Inquisition was full of tattletales. Yes. Killed 150,000 people. Anne Frank was tattled on. The Holocaust, which killed at least or more than the Spanish Inquisition. At least or more? I think more is probably the way to go with that one.

That was the Jews getting tattled on for violating the Nazis' terms of service. Right. Theys, yeah. They were called the SS there, Vito. They were called the SS. Terms of service. Strudelwaffen or something. The Strudelwaffen. Strusenswaffen. Yeah.

Yeah. That sounds more like a government coming down on people rather than a private platform. Well, here's the thing. The government can't do that without its tattletales The whole system of oppression is based on tattling. Yes. I have a stats for you, buddy Yeah, here's a fucking chili pepper of stats. Okay, the war on drugs couldn't be waged without snitches The you it's estimated that there's a hundred thousand people uh the u it's estimated that there's a hundred thousand people currently working as confidential informants how is that the war on drugs because they get they get kids having like a couple eight balls of heroin that they're just hanging out with on a friday night and say we're gonna up

your life unless you wear a wire and go after the dealer and then they go up and it's a whole war of snitchery. Right. That's happening. Yeah. The war on drugs powered by tattling. Okay. Okay. What do you think about that one? That there's a lot of DEA informants.

Yeah. Tattle is tails. They're calls. Okay. Yeah. It's a real tragedy. I don't know, man. Walt Disney served as an FBI tattletale FBI tattletale who

was he tattling on J Edgar Hoover he would tattle on himself and send Disney movies to get censored by to see if they had any input to the government yeah did you know that no I wouldn't what did they change anything because the government wanted him to of course course. What do you mean? Have you ever not gotten notes on a project? Can you imagine not getting notes back from the U.S. government, from J. Edgar Hoover? Just to make the movies less communistic? Endless notes on the dresses.

Oh, Cinderella's dress. Let me tell you, should have more pinafores. The bows should be more. That would be Hoover for you. That would be what he's interested in Ronald Reagan Served as a tattletale for the FBI snitching out pro-communist Communism in the film actors guild. Oh

What do you think about tattling on your Hollywood commies on commies you love? Yeah, we're having that happen them out to again. the government seems to be a lot of these problems. Yeah. Okay. I got tattletaled onto MasterCard, and I can't have credit cards anymore for five years. And finally, the worst tattletale of all, you. I don't think I'm the worst tattletale. What do you think is worse than you in this list?

Dan Frank tattling goes a little bit higher you Tattling I know Alex Jones is a more pure soul than Anne Frank. Okay ever So I so I so yours really came down on the greatest man of all time. Yes Yeah, you tattletale ing to try to destroy Telltaling to try to destroy. Oh I was trying to destroy anyone. All right, you added we want to tell what you did. I tweeted a funny little tweet It was pretty funny in my book. Mm-hmm. And I said look at these look at these morons

Yeah talking about all this stupid Conspiracy girl's Jones was on a stream Talking about COVID And you decided to tattle Look at these guys Just making shit up On the internet Yeah Who would do that?

I don't know why YouTube This is against the terms of service Just a tongue in cheek Little joke And all these Rabid psychopaths Do you know companies To have good senses of humor

About that sort of thing? I don't know Have you ever tried to contact YouTube customer service and you get panjit during his shit break during his shit break with another client? Yeah, have you ever tried that? All I know is it was a pretty good goof people took it a little too hard All right, and it didn't fucking do anything I knew it wasn't gonna do anything cuz they don't give a shit when you tag them they don't care Well, what if they did? And it wouldn't matter look if Alex Jones goes on YouTube, they know he's on there. They already watched that stream

You think YouTube doesn't watch every Alex Jones thing that goes up. So if like somebody's dying, they're already dying You might as well go take their wallet. No, right? I might as well stab him a little bit. I'm not doing anything. it's already gonna die i just stabbed him a little bit it's really funny that it pissed them off so bad and all their fans and that was pretty funny uh-huh but now that everybody's so fucking butthurt about it and everybody's running these conspiracies dl's trying to get us de-plat. No, you're getting yourself deplatformed. They're doing it to themselves. Stop deplatforming yourselves.

Stop deplatforming yourselves. It's a really bad idea. It is a really bad idea. You know to not have that guy on and making shit up. Why not have Alex Jones on? He's hilarious. And he cracked the Fox being gay case. Then go for it.

And if you get in trouble, then you're an idiot. But what about you? I did nothing. It was meaningless. All I did was jab a little fucking... Why did you do that? Because it's funny. They all lost their fucking mind. So the intent was a joke? It was a joke? Yeah, it was a joke. Okay, then why did you...

I don't know how to put it in perfect terms. That's the problem. Because you did something wrong. That's why. I did nothing wrong. Okay, the only thing I did wrong was a bunch of people who don't understand what went down and think,

oh, he's trying to get a... No, they're flagging themselves. Oh, yeah. Okay. Bringing Alex Jones on is telling YouTube, please watch my content and see if it's against the terms of service. Because they're going to watch it.

Oh, so you had no, you could have just tagged anybody. You could have tagged anybody. It wouldn't have mattered. And what if they did go down? It's not your fault. They went down. It's their own fault. Okay.

There's two separate issues here. And if we're talking about the tab, no, there is two separate issues here. Oh, yeah. I don't know about that. And if we're talking about the... No, there is two separate issues. Yeah. One is the idea that I shouldn't have tagged anybody. I won't do it again because you'll lose your fucking minds. You promise. Stupid...

I promise. What are you going to do if you do it again? If you get too excited... If I do it again, we can end the show. No, I don't want to do that. Well, then think of a better punishment. You can shoot me with a paintball gun. How's that?

In the dick. In the... No, not in the dick. Naked. You can shoot me with a paintball gun How's that? In the dick In the No not in the dick Naked You can shoot me in the Yeah naked I'll be But not Why would you trust me to

Why would you trust me I'll take my shirt off That I'm not gonna shoot you In the dick either way Right Like I would say Anyway there's two separate issues And I won't fucking tag YouTube

Cause y'all go He's trying You're deplatforming yourself because you're a moron okay um have you ever heard the story of the little boy who cried wolf yeah he was a hero among men because you know what we should be wary of wolves that man should be crying every day yeah yeah i heard you mention the uh the the wolf was out there spreading covid conspiracies see that's a whole different thing and the boy went into town and told on him and then the wolf came back that night and ate the little boy yeah ruining

his livelihood what do you think about that no one's livelihood has been ruined whose livelihood is ruined they're to go after yours. Go nuts. Morally, let's say it's not a joke. Let's say you're morally policing the internet. Okay. There's a word for people who use extra legal methods to enforce their version of morality. It's called being a vigilante.

Okay. Right? Like Batman. Like Batman. I don't see how this is bad. Okay. Right? Yeah. Like Batman. Like Batman. I don't see how this is bad. You literally just said I'm like Batman. You know what they, you know what Batman does all day?

Fights lunatics that are gunning for him. Cause they're trying to do the same. Once the gloves come off, once you're in the vigilante world. Are you my joker, Dick? Are you the joker in this scenario? No, I'm fucking, I'm fucking Barbara Gordon. Barbara Gordon Yeah Barbara Gordon

You're advising Batman To knock it off Yeah Bro I'm Alfred I'm over here going Look I'll make you some soup Whatever

But I can't I can't I don't know what you're doing I'll make you some soup With this shit Some classic Alfred right there I'll make a wry remark Every now and then

Yeah But you are. Point is. You are sorry. I didn't fucking tattle on anybody. This is just stupid fucking interpretation of it. I'm sorry if it gave the appearance that I was trying to tattle on people. You ever been sorry too with an if attached to it?

Yeah. All the fucking time. Because people are fucking idiots and assume assume things that are not true Don't you run a fake news? Yes, and you know what I do what I label it as satire clearly But aren't you happy when people run with it if it gets out of hand? I issue a second post saying guys don't take it too seriously Just a bit of fun news. So you.

And I've done that. So you. So I responsibly write satire. What is an example of one of your satires? The one with the runner lady. I said that the lady taking over for Shaquiri Richardson was a Mormon who wanted people to say no to drugs. Yeah. And everyone was very upset by that.

But everybody was mad at a fake lady. Who does that really harm? Well, you think maybe one of them might take that aggression out on somebody they see as... On a different lady? I mean, they'd really have to make a jump of not paying attention to the fake name I invented and everything else. Getting everybody mad at a fake lady and then Having on your profile by the way, this is satire and then issuing a post that says guys. Come on. It's a fun fake news story Don't get too crazy You know the guy that's a lot different. I've said if Alex Jones labels his site as parody. I'll have no problem with it. Oh

What about that? You don't think that alpha brand that supplement that he has that turns you red you don't think that's a good enough label that he's not that he's just joking alex jones sells a supplement that makes you red yeah what do you want to do with that well isn't that like enough like how could a serious man have that oh so that makes it clear that it's not clear i don't think alex jones is satire so you really you do um you don't think you satire no okay but you think journalists are like what they should not be lying yeah no journalists shouldn't lie i think you would agree with that no no no i think i think journalists are the lowest of the low like used car salesmen low right i don't think i think they lie all the time

but i think they only exist i'm not saying that they don't think, I think they lie all the time. But I think they only exist to get ratings. I'm not saying that they don't lie. I'm saying that I would like if they don't lie. Okay. And you're going to flag them, let's say, or you would have before. I would try to make it clear. Like when I see journalists making shit up, like that kid with the MAGA hat and they said he was laughing at Yeah, Native American. I posted that video clip around. I'm like no no no no no no no the very first

See that's the thing people think like people keep accusing me. They're like no you're only gonna do this for your liberal causes But no no no no no no I did it for that kid. I did it for Kyle Rittenhouse Yeah, okay. I look at the fucking information and i go no you gotta watch the video you gotta get the right information i thought that of you too that's why i was surprised at the flagging because i didn't i think you would flag i didn't flag that's the fucking point if you want to flag someone on youtube you have to go into a separate fucking thing you have to file a little report you have to write out what happened you have to give time stamps of where it happened yeah all he did was make a little tweet that went hey youtube look at these motherfuckers yeah but they responded no it's not funny what did they respond with

what did they respond with so i'll let me give you i'm so i'm so terrified that a guy in my discord reported a stream that we were on to we reported the kill stream that we were on together to patreon saying that you violated the terms of service by using the F slur. I banned him. I'm like, bro, do not fuck around. Do not fuck around with this. And especially don't fuck around with shit that I'm on. Do not report anything that I'm on ever for any reason because people are known to fuck up.

You know, when cops pull you over for not wearing a seatbelt, there's a chance you're getting shot. So maybe those are like, there's a chance you're getting shot. So maybe I'm... Those are like... That's a false flag. That is a false cop flag. Well, I mean, if he really wants to report me for saying it and I broke some service or whatever, I mean, I can't be upset with him. You should be.

I can be pissed. I mean, I don't think they will get me for that. As a gay man, i can say that word as a as a woman i think i can say whatever i want yeah i don't know but you're not gonna do it you're saying i'm bringing it yeah that's okay look everybody out there who's watching this uh going to write a fun little funny tweet tag twitter it's not fun for us so I won't fucking do it again get over it what are we going to talk about this

for the next month and a half Jesus fucking Christ I've apologized I understand why you guys are all fucking butthurt about it okay I don't think it's that big a deal but I know that you guys do so I accept that it's a big deal to you so you don't stand for your principles i'm not gonna i don't stand for my principles i'm done

i don't care all right fuck it uh do you think youtube should be a is a free speech space that's a whole other problem do you think it though because i heard you mention it people were talking about it this week do i think what do you think youtube is a is a free speech zone do you think free speech should apply to youtube because i think it should you're asking if unfettered free speech should be on youtube and my answer is no why it's too complicated to get into okay do your problem then we can bring that in as a separate okay okay all right go down that rabbit hole is gonna take a million okay a million. Okay. Tattletales. Tattletales.

Tattletales. You already won this week. Congratulations, cocksucker. Here's my- Kidding. Teacher, they're smoking in the boys' room. They're smoking.

I didn't tattle on fucking anybody. Edward Snowden. Everybody, the NSA is spying. everybody's taking this way too seriously. My problem, Dick. Uh-huh. Have you heard of a- You know that there's a problem out there Everybody's taking this way too seriously My problem Dick Have you heard of a

You know that there's a problem out there called Date rape That's a problem right I mean for some people For some people Kind of a zero taking advantage of people Just rape in general is not good Yeah

But I got something that's also not good i call it late rape oh dick have you seen this tweet that we're uh gonna bring up here yeah from uh now let's preface this a great comedian has died what i would say i think he's my favorite comedian i'm trying to think who else is up there oh yeah me too it's just norm yeah i can't think of any comedian i've watched more of his stand-up more of anything like he's always been my favorite maybe rodney dangerfield for me rodney's great like yeah some of the older guys but norm is just like has always been the perfect comedian for some reason just something about it i think i've obviously taken a lot of inspiration from this great great man everyone

paying tribute to a great man. Do you think he would flag? Like, do you think that would be a funny joke? Yeah, it would be a good bit. I think. I think he'd get into that. Not everybody respects this great man. Some people have a problem with this great man, including Molly on Twitter.

Yeah. Who says, Norm MacDonald stuck his hand down my pants and groped my ass 10 years ago when I asked for a picture of him this was posted one day after the greatest comedian of our time has died yeah Molly feels the need to step out of the shadows and provide a picture of Norm smiling with her laughing some sort of groping is supposedly occurring who knows i don't see it and frankly if there is groping going on i would be uh i would be you know a little happy about it if norm was grabbing her ass yeah i would be uh well if i was her oh if i yeah i'd be flattered oh yeah oh my god norm's grabbing my ass fantastic now i think if you scroll down a little bit she tries to justify it when women tell you men do this in pictures but the one's

still smiling we're calculating how bad it will be for us to freak out she's saying she couldn't have freaked down in the moment just had to go along with it yeah we do that too it's called a relationship yeah like we're sickened by by our conquest of you and we want to leave, but we don't want to get freaked out on. Let's assume that this is true about Norm MacDonald. Who, why now? Why is this necessary? Who does this benefit?

Just everyone is grieving for a man we all loved and you feel the need to step in and go, well, he wanted to touch my ass because he didn't even, he didn't. You were saying on the topic of late rape. This is not, Norm is not the only person this has happened to. Posthumous accusations. Yeah, exactly. He's a man dies, a great man.

And people immediately start swarming out of the woodwork. People. Pete man dies, a great man, and people immediately start swarming out of the woodwork. People. Well, women. Yeah, disingenuous. And Terry Crews. Terry Crews

had a big tweet about how Norm tried to grab his penis. Yeah, I bet. Did you see that? I bet he did. Oh my God. I was crying to my wife.

I was at a party. Shut up, Terry Crews. No one cares. In 2017, David Cassidy, you remember him? He wrote, I when I was at a party. Shut up, Terry Crews. No one cares. In 2017, David Cassidy, you remember him? He wrote, I think I love you.

Yeah. Oh, is that what he did? Yeah. I've always wondered why he was famous. Yeah, that was pretty much his biggest hit. Just a month after he died,

former pinup model and singer Samantha Fox alleges he sexually touched her. When? This is 2017. When did he touch her? 1985, Dick. alleges he sexually touched her when this is 2017 when did he touch her 1985 dick 32 years later she's been holding it this whole time the second he goes into the ground she goes uh I got something to I got some she's a bit of a tattletale you might say oh yeah yeah subset i'm helping you out helping you out who else uh dick jd salinger the author yeah

just let him just let him die wait a minute we don't hold authors to any kind of standard like they can do whatever they want they could be a straight-up rapist and be like well you know that was a hell of a book i don't give a what an author author does Authors And one I think you hold dear in your heart of course Michael Jackson Come on Oh my god the Finding Neverland shit Yup Did you watch that?

I watched part of it But it just was so stupid That I like couldn't keep going Bro I watched the whole thing Expecting that it would like Deviate from just this This This fanfic about adult men talking about their

fantasy of being raped as children by Michael Jackson, but it like, it have some kind of like timeline or evidence or anything, but it is just two guys- Just testimony with nothing to back it up. Fantasizing about it. Yeah. Yeah. Like not even testimony where somebody's like peppering them and trying to get it out of them. It's just like their vagina monologues

about how they wish they were raped by Michael Jackson. Like, I don't know how you, I watched it. And I'm like, not only are these guys obviously fucking lying, but like they wish, they've straight up wished that this happened. They've thought about it a lot. They wished that they were gay raped by yeah uh what was and also with that like they they i remember reading about like trying to find holes in their stuff because

they're like yeah he raped us in the in the train station you know because there's a train station in the back you know there's a station he took us up there and he raped the shit out of us and they're like well that's funny because that thing wasn't built until three years after you were there so uh that did not happen the fucking do you remember the wedding ring story that one of them told what was that one one of them uh they're and by the way they're like trying to out gay each other the whole like they switch back and forth and the next one will have like an even weirder one guy the guy who the guy who was kind of down the whole film comes out with Michael Jackson gave me like a, we got married.

And he gave me this fucking wedding ring as a little boy. I'm like, what the fuck is, what the fuck is? I turn to my girlfriend, what the, this is for women. This is fucking weird. This is weird, sick lolliporn for women. This motherfucker's talking about getting married. Married, this is straight up porn for women. This motherfucker is talking about getting married. Married. This is straight up porn for women talking about wanting to get married.

But she's like, will you fucking save it for the show and stop interrupting the documentary? It's a very, very bizarre thing. I mean, some of these people want money. Some of these people just want, I don't know, a minute to be noticed or whatever it is. But ultimately, again, why'd you hold on to it what was the point he's dead he's dead you're kind of calling me a rapist yeah like a little bit it's okay i mean there are some guys you know that jimmy seville guy or whatever raped like a million children in the uk it's different with children it's a little different like that's the kind of

thing where you all right all right all right all right that's kind of we want to put a stop to that maybe that'll lead to some reforms within the bbc but if it's just one you know lady she had a bad time with normie grabbed her butt yeah you know what maybe just let it go don't get within 10 feet of a comedian myself included just don't just let them uh If they want to jerk off In front of you Just let them do it Louis did nothing wrong Point is Dick

My problem is Late rape Okay Let it go Let it go Let a man die Who cares Stop tattling

Stop Stop tattling That's a real tattletale Not a fake tattletale They do this Because they don't get a say Like Norm doesn't get a say back They say like,

oh yeah, here's all the fucking texts that you sent me you dozy bitch. They don't have a second to come out and say I have evidence that you're a liar.

Oh, it's so hard to be a woman and be a fan of a comedian. Do you have to talk to them immediately after the show and they tell you you're funny for like three hours

and they text you every time you come into town it's so it's just impossible to avoid it's so impossible to avoid yeah all these people are texting with these comedians and then they're like i can't believe he tried to have sex with me you're like well what do you what do you what do you what are you talking about the world is yeah what do you think the point of being rich and famous is? Do you think this comedian really wants to text some 19-year-old girl because he wants to hear about your poetry and your whatever? Do you think he needs more ideas?

Yeah. Is that what? The guys at the top, they really need more ideas. Oh, God, if only I had an idea for a joke today. Right. Let me text this dumb 23-year-old. Let me text this fucking 23-year-old whose entire life experience is based on her sorority and her two improv classes.

Hey, sweetheart, can you give me any insight into the human condition? And then he dies. There's a 40-year-old man. And then he dies. And she comes out and she goes, My life was ruined by this man. You should not celebrate him in his time of demise. Yeah, it's garbage

I think that they want to brag That they got sexual attention from these guys Well, it's a badge of They want to put that Me Too thing in there I was a part of it I'm a part of it Yeah, yeah I got Me Too'd

But they can't just straight up brag anymore Right Because it's like Because they're Because they value their own sexual Because they value their own Because they've so objectified themselves that their sexual worth has to be like pristine

and unblemished and any, you know what I mean? Yeah. And any kind of like, any kind of like sluttiness that they have, they have to PR that right away, right? So it can't be like, yeah, Norm hit on me. He grabbed my ass. I'm awesome.

I'm more desirable. Norm hit on me, grabbed my ass. And I, you know, I didn't, I didn't. Yeah, imagine if you'd come out and you said, hit on me he was grab my ass i'm awesome i'm more desirable norm hit on me grab my ass and i you know i didn't i didn't yeah imagine if you'd come out and you said norm mcdonald grabbed my ass and what a great man i'll always remember that it didn't emotionally scar me for the rest of my life yeah just an awesome dude thought i had a cool butt but no she didn't post pictures that ass either no so we can't we can't know what she had going on? I have a feeling if we saw it

We would know instantly that it didn't happen Yeah we'd go Nah he's not grabbing that Or that it was a joke Like you're tagging team YouTube Yeah it was a good joke He was just grabbing ass like a joke Right

He was having like a fun bit That made a lot of people upset Which is also funny What do you got for me Dick? Sore Sore fingertips Okay set which is also funny mm-hmm what do you got for me dick sore sore fingertips okay sore sore finger pain that's my problem your pain finger pain not finger paint no finger pain like you know when you're on your phone mm-hmm I called it a lot and then your thumbs start hurting and yeah you're too and you're talking about typing you do the typing with the two hands or whatever

yeah what do you mean I'm a finger I'm a finger poke poker finger poker I'm a poker but you could still that could get sore too it could I mean I could experience finger pain and your I get thumb pain from certain video game controllers that are not ergonomic for me. This is the Gen X problem. It started with Nintendo thumbs. Yeah. And now it has gone into full-on finger pain with everything because we're on keyboards that are stiff.

We're on phones that are made out of glass. It's every day. You want to send an email? You want to do some work? You can't. You're in constant pain. Because you have constant pain in your fingers. Right. You want to play a video game? Sorry. Finger pain. You want to play piano or something?

You want to learn guitar? Nope. Finger pain. Playing guitar is very hard because of that. Your girlfriend gets you off and then she's like, what about me? And you say, baby, baby, couldn't possibly. I've been texting all day.

I don't have the stamina for this right now. I have finger pain. And once you have it, once you have the finger pain, you have to resist doing any, you have to type with your pinkies or whatever, but only so far as the second your finger pain dwindles, and then you're right back on it.

Renewing the finger pain. Well yeah, how can you resist? It's a life, people think we have it, people always say you gotta look at how good you have it, but it's really the opposite. We don't have it that good. All of our animals have to kill each other and fight to survive every day in the same way that you have finger pain from doing anything. What am I supposed

to do when my fingers hurt? Just watch television? Not watch one screen? Not interactively? What if I think of a great joke? What am I supposed to do? Tell it to my girlfriend who's not gonna laugh? No! I have a cultivated filter bubble for my comedy online that I access with my fingers that are crippled with finger pains.

I can, uh, yeah. It is an annoyance. I've got some finger pain stats for you. Really? That's what I said! According to OSHA, the people who are forcing us to... Really? Yeah. Office Safety and Health Administration.

The people who are making us take that bogus vaccine that liquefies organs. Is that an OSHA? Well, yeah, for the inside businesses now. What? Is OSHA requiring vaccines and where OSHA is the OSHA is mandate. They're people that they're sneaking it in through. You would think Biden biting would have to do like a law, right? But instead he just makes OSHA the bureaucracy of well, OSHA that's he's universally reviled. So whatever he decreases, uh, the law of the land. Repetitive stress injuries affect 1.8 million workers per year.

Now, I'm not saying that's all finger pain, but some of it is. Probably half of it at least. One government study puts the cost of repetitive stress, including finger pain, between $17 billion and $20 billion every year. So you keep saying including finger pain and then saying 20 billion dollars in damage? How much is finger pain and how much is not? I don't know. They don't know.

It could be all of it. It could be all of it. It could be most of it. It could be not very much of it is also a possibility. One in 50 workers has repetitive stress injuries including finger pain symptoms according to a trade And it's even higher in computers where the prevalence is as high as one in every four Wow Could be tart carpal tunnel. Well, I was gonna say carpal tunnel is a possibility Wait, I haven't

Half of people who work with computers suffer from finger pain and other things. According to research in Switzerland. I don't know why they had the research. Only half? All right. Here is... Oops. Those are some good finger pain stats, I tell you what.

I'm convinced. Wrists. Wrists are the most common repetitive stress injury trouble spot injury trouble spot rest are we considering that a finger? No, I'm just talking about I have wrist pain Yeah, it's not as bad as finger pain because wrists I can wrists do not keep you from accessing your entire world wrists You can hold like this. No you can hold you can kind of Jimmy your You can get your wrist where you want it to be. You can use one-handed type.

Yeah. You can do lots of... You don't have to... I mean, I don't need my wrist to beat off to girls on Instagram, to big-tip girls on Instagram. I need my fingers to do that. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. You need the tactile.

Yeah. Wrists are the most common. A survey found... But the most... But here's the breakdown wrist 70 percent was rsi injuries repetitive stress injuries fingers 30 percent 30 percent wow out of how many cases out of 100 percent but does it say the total number of uh yeah like i said in the beginning like two million two U.S. workers. Well, can't you break that down? So that's 600,000 cases of finger pain. I don't have a calculator.

I don't know. Something like that. I think it's 600,000. 600,000 workers take time off each year to recuperate from their finger pain and other injuries. Well, that does sound like quite a problem, Dick. Doesn't it? Yeah. You can't be tattling with finger... If your fingers were hurting... He's coming back to tattling for some reason. Well, that does sound like quite a problem, Dick. Doesn't it? Yeah.

You can't be tattling with finger. If your fingers were hurting, coming back to tattling, I don't know why it keeps coming back to that. Imagine if I did that. Patreon zero. The next day. That's that's what's been interesting is I think it's on brand for me. I haven't really suffered the consequences.

I don't know. I think everyone's just accepted well veto's just a liberal idiot like we knew that already it does not matter you know what are we gonna do your apology sucked though you could have given i know you could have given a real apology like they're not hard to say i'm really sorry i did that i thought it'd be funny i'm not i'm not gonna do it again i mean that's kind's kind of what I said No, you added like you added a bunch of condescension on yours. So it's not the same I don't want people to think That I people think that I went in there to flag somebody

So if I say if I say I'm sorry for that See, I'm not even gonna try and get I flagged them. No, I can't say that cuz they'll clip it Does that really matter? Does it matter? Whatever I'm a liberal. I'm an asshole and I fucked up. There you go speech stuff Fuck the freedom of speech. I'm done Not gonna fight this fight with you fucking people

I don't give a shit anymore. It's garbage. Throw it out. I want to live in a totalitarian Chinese fucking lockdown shithole. You already do. Good. Good. Good. Because everybody who keeps talking about free speech is so fucking annoying about it.

Veto's being a hypocrite. No, I'm fucking not. In that video, I specifically say it's a legal right. The fact that you included my argument about it being a legal right means that I am 100% consistent. Wait, why? Because, you know, you said it was important, too. It is important. So then why are you trying to snuff it out?

I'm not. What is the flagging then? Oh my god, there is no flagging! I'm gonna kill somebody. Probably myself. Dick, my problem. I like hot chicks, right? There's no flagging! I'm gonna kill somebody. Probably myself. Dick, my problem! I like hot chicks, right? So I'm always berating them for eating anything or not working out.

That's consistent. See what I mean? You're like, freedom of speech is great, and I'm gonna come over here and wreck it. It's not wrecked. It still exists and everyone has it. I hate you guys. I hate all you people. And I don't care if any of you get it. It's not important to me. Because I know I'm right. And that's what's the most important thing.

Anyway, I've definitely dive-bombed my chance of winning this episode or any future episodes. No, people vote. People vote. Let's be reasonable with the votes. Because I think here, I feel like maybe this is an obvious one. but i feel like it's one we got to get to at some point okay uh did i did i give you a link do we want to look at this lady sure let me take a look which one this one or this one uh there she is yeah beautiful beautiful beautiful lady this is alana mclaughlin oh hot an mma fighter she's got the pink hair so you know she's ready to go and here's something you might Beautiful lady. This is Alana McLaughlin. Ooh, hot. An MMA fighter.

She's got the pink hair, so you know she's ready to go. And here's something you might not know about her. Sexy lady. She is a transgender woman. Can you believe it? What? Can you? You could not tell.

You would never know. What the hell? Oh, my God. That beauty. With those luscious tits. and those beautiful hips and buttocks. She's a beautiful one. She's a beautiful lady. But Dick, does she have ribs removed or something?

I don't know. She looks so sexual and sexy to me. All right, you're going a little far. Point is, Dick, look, I mean, I'm very proud of her and i'm glad she's achieving so much but i have to wonder is it truly fair dick my problem is transgender athletes okay are you tattling by saying she's transgender or is that no she's out she's out and proud okay and scroll down is there a picture of the before i don't know if that's on here is there a before and after on that page let's see because uh there was pictures of her.

Yeah, there we go. So that was her pre-transition. I believe a former military man, military lady, of course. No, it's man at the time. Yeah, man at the time. Military man to a hard fighting woman. Wow, those tattoos. Those tattoos look better hard fighting woman. Wow those tattoos those tattoos look better. As people have said it's surprising that the tattoos managed to not get distorted with this amazing transformation.

It is quite a transformation. Yeah of course McLaughlin competed in a t-shirt with the words end to trans genocide and says that transphobes are only making her stronger she's the first trans woman to compete in mma since felon fox required in 2014 fighting under the name lady farrell very exciting stuff gross now even though she was okayed by the commission some are claiming she had an unfair advantage in the fight i don't know how we feel about that but she says she's determined to fight back against the hate saying transphobes are just making my block hand stronger. So many are saying this is a step forward, but Dick, I would venture to say this is a

problem because there are differences between men and women or at least certain bodies. Oh, name one. Yeah, I've got quite a few i mean i hate to tell you uh let's take a look here most of the debate about transgender athletes focuses on testosterone right that seems to be the big yeah the big sticking point for instance with the uh y uh or the ncaa oh i can't believe the rule is one year on testosterone treatment you're cleared to go you can play on a female team even a leap year that's because i saw her saying like i was on it for six months i'm like well wait a minute if it was

february one of those months he's only got 28 that's like ah, it's not a full full leap around Then could it be six months and if it's not February then you it's only five months in 28 days Science that's science that science you fucking bitch. That's science. I would know it's Dick one calendar year if the years a little bit shorter doesn't matter They're not gonna make you wait the extra years longer though yeah so if I'm getting trans on a leap year I could oh I only have to do you know yeah it's a calendar year yeah that's horse shit all the way around that's bigoted take it up with that C double A my friend I'll sue them here's the problem though dick uh the differences between xxxy bodies goes beyond testosterone did you know this no some differences can't be changed even with what makes them not able to park and hormone treatments well that's all in the brain of course

i would imagine a trans woman is actually an excellent parker based on her transformation that's bigoted one major difference is the hip structure everything to do with hip movement and also hip width and femur length women have a greater hip width to femur length ratio wait explain that slower uh what do you mean long they have longer femurs i believe i don't know if it says longer greater hip width to femur ratio uh ratio okay so their hips are bigger greater hip yeah obviously birthing hips greater hip width to femur ratio uh ratio okay so their hips are bigger greater hip yeah obviously birthing hips greater hip abduction uh so that actually has a different you know center of mass which can affect your joint rotation muscle oh my God so MMA specifically you're not

gonna get knocked over yeah okay let's see so men also many sports where getting knocked over is a good thing right right now exactly men tend to have more fast twitch muscles than women now this is a really kind of complicated yeah yeah yeah huh so the idea is fast twitch muscles you want that for sprinting that helps you explode off the starting line gives you that you know burst of tension yeah where slow twitch muscles are actually good for conserving energy which is good in the distance kind of endurance thing yeah so women who are running for endurance they can go for a lot longer than men yeah men are going to be faster off the starting line and get there quicker and do everything faster yeah exactly what's the what is the uh distribution of the fast

muscles i didn't know because there's like 5 000 muscles in the body right yeah i don't have that here but uh that'd be interesting interesting to know that kind of blows apart their whole testosterone thing like testosterone is only one part of the whole equation really and it's like it's the only part that they have yeah this is like i hate to say one year of testosterone treatment does not lower your strength and everything else bitch you spell is still this big yeah what are you talking about still got the bones and everything they can't shave your bones down you know I actually a real quick I know Laurel Hubbard remember the transgender weightlifter in the

Olympics? Yeah. Yeah. The 50 year old transgender. Well, that's the thing. The woman who won the Olympics was 24 and Laurel Hubbard is 43. So she is competing against people half her age yet competing at the highest level of competition. Maybe something's going on there

that just isn't testosterone based. Yeah. Men tend to have larger internal organs, larger lungs, larger heart. What does that result in, Dick? Larger oxygen. Oxygen intake. Really?

Which is a huge part of it. I mean, this is all obvious when you say it. Well, that's bigoted. That's bigoted to say it's so obvious. This will get you fucking flagged this shit right like this is transphobic isn't it study i'm reading a study i have the facts the more the more oxygen you take in gets transported to your muscles yeah there you go what are you gonna do uh the point is that even with surgery doping and hormone treatment you can't change every piece of your body skeletal system size of organs center of mass

you can't change it and as jeff jacobs asks in his thoughtful article in the hartford current what do we tell these girls who are being pushed out of athletics yeah is a transgender woman's journey more important than theirs? I mean it's not even important at all Like let's start Let's start there No one's No one's like Stupid journey

Matters Matters at all And it's just something That ad companies use To sell retards Stupid shit that they don't need But they're on their journey, Dick Yeah

Put on a t-shirt And transgenocide Go punch Go punch some uh, xx bodies in the face with your big old xy fists, uh, Who's doing the trans genocide? Who's the culprit? Well, that's the problem for another day Although all the stats on uh, we should find who it is and arrest them We should find who's killing the trans, who's doing the trans genocide,

and we should punish them. It's their pimps and boyfriends 90% of the time, unfortunately. Always is. It's a lot of spousal murders and boyfriends and whatever else. Or just theft. Them themselves. Here's the thing. This is a whole other problem.

And I've looked into the transgender genocide statistics. A lot of it is just, yeah, it was, you know, it's like, oh, black trans women are being killed a lot. And it's like, yeah, because they live in really shitty areas. Like black people get killed a lot. Yeah. You know, like they're a very vulnerable population. And a lot of them are dying in, you know, thefts against spousal abuse, you know, boyfriend,

girlfriend, spats, you know, and a lot of people are not settling on them, though. That's good. That's good. Not too many. Well, they might be snitching. We don't know. Probably they get killed. They might be calling the cops.

Bitch, I'm going to fucking die as soon as these cops leave. You never know. Tuning you up. But they really, the media really tries to characterize it as, no, these are all hate crimes. They're all hate crimes. You're like, they're not really.'re not really just relationships maybe one or two it really is just like common ways of being murdered and actually if you go through i mean they have the memoriam page where they say more transgender women have been killed this year than you know this is the deadliest year

on record for more transgender women you go yeah because there's more of them every year the more you add to a population if there's 100,000 new transgender people, probably you're going to get one or two more deaths for every 100,000 you add to that equation. Where are they coming from? They're coming out. It's more accepted now. They're just becoming more accepted. They're popping out. They're excited to be a part of something. But really, I would say, if you want to look into it, you can through because they always list them out who or what take the name plug it into google yeah there was one lady where it says you know they're like we can't believe you know a victim of transgender violence a vigil for this poor and it turned out that she stabbed her neighbor and then the cop who showed up to deal with it and you're like i don't think that's a hate crime

at that point she stabbed her neighbor and then the transgender woman yeah the transgender woman stabbed her neighbor and when the cop showed up she stabbed the cop she got killed and that is listed on the deadliest year on record for transgender violence uh i would leave that one out like maybe that one doesn't count i feel i wish there was a i wish cops was back first of all i don't know yeah i wish that i had only trans spin-off like trans kind of trans cops what you're gonna do no not cops they're just coming to do the trans domestic violence disputes yeah to settle uh what's going on there that would be hilarious i'm not saying all trans people are prostitutes or whatever else.

It's just, you know, a lot of the ones, a lot of the ones that are dying are living in. Look at, look at this. I mean, if you want to talk about vulnerable populations, the black population is who we should focus on. I mean, they're being killed at incredible rates. Don't show right wing comedians are way are the most oppressed group. All right. Yeah. On the planet. on the planet right okay there be it they're the ones we need to focus on black people I agree black people have a rough but all but probably equally no equally maybe a little bit more maybe even a little bit more maybe a little bit more a little bit more right-wing comedians flagged, but have you ever flagged a black guy ever but Then I've never any oh my god. I hate you people

What do I got to do what do I got to do do I gotta go I solemnly swear You gotta actually apologize and not your shitty apologies. All right assuming no I have fucked up a lot A lot So I know Most people fuck up a little bit But I mean I've fucked up so much

My entire Last 20 years of my life Has been lived as a ongoing fuck up So I know apologies I'm the expert of apologies And they're good Oh man I'll look you right in the eye

Yeah And give you the best apology and I will mean it Okay Demi shit though I'm gonna swallow my pride. I'm gonna go along with Well, whatever this is I'm sorry. I flagged

Alex Jones, thank you. You're welcome. Thank you You're welcome Thank you I'm sorry I flagged Alex Jones And the channel he appeared on Thank you Alright You fucking people

There that's it There it is Now your whole life Will have been improved Because of that simple thing That you said That's how life works Isn't it great

I mean it I mean it There you go I mean it Cause you know what I don how life works. Isn't it great? I mean it. I mean it. There you go. I mean it. Cause you know what? I don't want to hurt. I don't want to hurt anybody. Oh man. Now you're, now you're really late. I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't, people are saying I want to ruin people's livelihood. I really don't. I really don't. Well, I don't think I have any input on that. I know, you quit while you're ahead with your apology. All right Sorry to the transgender community do whatever you want trans

Athlete athletes look at this bruise voted up. Look at this bruiser on the left I guess you could say that about both. I mean, that's a big old lady I mean, I like that. She's happy like okay this guy This guy hold on. Yeah, I pull it. I just, why not just be like a trans bot? Why do you want to be an MMA fighter? Because everyone's just going to get mad at you. You know that. Well, I mean, here's the thing also that you're not.

Just be a cool looking trans lady who like, you know, posts for pictures, whatever. Here's what you're not, here's what you're ignoring. First of all, women's sports are worthless. So it is, it does. I mean, honestly Honestly If women's sports Were just supplanted By a bunch of trans ladies

Beating up on each other Man I would go to the Astro Burger In Hollywood Yeah I forget the name of the bar That was across from it But I would go there

At like midnight On Saturday Just to watch The trans prostitutes Get in fist fights Outside of the bar uh it's very it's very entertaining if they could the problem is they're putting these trans women up against women yeah how about trans women on trans women fighting we would all watch that

I like the I like I like this yeah you know uh it I mean, I think we could get trans women fighting. I can respect a man going through all of these things to beat the shit out of a woman and get paid for it. You empathize. You're like, I understand wanting to beat up women. If I wasn't so fat. Yeah. Like, I can't pull off being a trans woman because I can't stop drinking and eating popcorn. You got the hair for it, though. I thank you. Yeah. I do have the hair. No, no, no, I wasn't so fat, like I can't pull off being a trans woman because I can't stop drinking and eating popcorn. You got the hair for it though.

I thank you. I do have the hair. No, no, no, I don't. Because this is a man's hair. If I was a trans woman, I'd have to shave the sides of my head and do like a swoop. Not necessarily. I think you have to do that. Like in a ponytail or something.

ponytail or something so i respect the i respect the hustle of wanting to beat up your mom so bad that you changed genders i mean that's what that's that what's happening right yeah yeah he's he wants to beat up his mom well this lady said that she wants to be up yeah she said that uh she joined the army as a man because because her his she joined the army as when she was a man because at the time his mom said that he said maybe I should just kill myself and she said maybe you should or something like that so to get back at her well to kill him I think that the army is a form of suicide for a lot of yeah i think it's a form of suicide because you totally sign away your life for a lot of people i think that joining trans people too uh trans people especially i think it's a form of like i'm i'm abdicating the responsibility of being alive to the to a uh the government to

someone to to a an industry that power yeah that expressly is a death cult that does not care about me Yeah So I think like the you know when they talk about trans suicide rates heroes though, let's not forget about that No, fuck that fuck the army They killed kids Yeah, well the army did that don't live in that Did you see that the guy how many did they confirm or dead like nine ten yeah that's good and the guy was like a

u.s aid aid worker right he was like a helper and he was the bombs were him filling up water for his family and the reason they got all the kids is because the kids were so excited that their dad came home. That's the US. That's the US and everyone who lives in the US and pays taxes gets to own that. Well, that makes me feel good. That's a real good story. Biden did that. Well. Yeah. What was I saying? The US military did that

I don't think he signed off On that individually Somebody did Our military's got some problems My point is Trans athletes are not The problem There's just not enough of them

Yeah We need to have It can't be trans woman Versus a woman It's gotta be Trans division We gotta get Women out of Women athletes are the problem Yeah We need to have, it can't be trans woman versus a woman. It's got to be. Trans division. We've got to get women out of sports. Women athletes are the problem.

Yeah. We've got to get women out of sports. I don't know about that. And have only trans. Play volleyball. Keep women in women. Okay, they can play a little lady sports. Not every sport men play, women have to play.

Play volleyball. I've stayed out of a couple of them. What? Not a lot of women's football teams out there They try They try they try I got rugby women's room. Oh wait. Yeah, they do everyone's rugby because that's another famous trans athlete. Oh She's a bruise lady Man Could land an airplane on that fucking piece of bone.

Well, what are you going to say? No, you ladies can't play the sport? The trans ladies? Yeah. No, I agree. If they had enough of them to make a team, I just don't. It's going to take a while to get there. What are you going to say to this lady, though?

Oh, shit. I still have her up. I mean, I would say just figure out something to do other than MMA. Why do you want to? Why do you want to? If you know everybody's going to meet, do you really feel proud of it? Like, why? Can you feel pride?

Yeah, I don't. I wouldn't feel proud of having such a weird biological. I mean, I know there's always some biological advantage to the sports, but we figured out a pretty good system of separating it by gender, and it kind of worked for however long we've had Sports well, we didn't we had sports You know men's sports and then women bitched and complained enough. So we had to make a women's version and like subsidize them for perverts and

horny guys. And Title IX, so the reason we have women's sports is because of Title IX, right? Okay. In college. Because you can't have a men's anything and not have a women's anything. So women bitched and got their college shit to be the same.

Yeah. And they're like, well, now I'm done with college. Hey, bro, I'm done with college. What do I do with my woman's sports degrees? I'm like well, I mean a champion rower Maybe we could give you an WNBA and rope in some people into basketball And then you can complain about how you don't make any money even though no one wants to buy ads on your fucking women's soccer matches Yeah, my point is there is only sports and women have created their own parasitic league. Yeah.

So the more trans women we get in there, the better to destroy it. I think it's an interesting concept. Let's put it that way. Okay. What are our problems? Our problems are tattletales, who I've never met or encountered in my life. Late rape, as I call it. Late rape.

Am I getting too creative with that name? Well, maybe because... It was really funny to me when I came up with it. Yeah, that'll happen. Maybe just call it post-humus allegations. Post-humus me too. Let's make it late rape yeah late rapes who cares because that is that also like women who uh had sex and then later said regretted it rape that's uh yeah i mean it all kind of ties into that i think it's more of the dead guys coming out against dead guys dead rape dead rape raping raping the

The debt whatever we bring up on the show as you'll know what it is vote for it finger pain finger pain and Trans athletes trans athletes are everybody go to biggest problem dot show to vote for the problems. I'm play for some voicemails now Vito we did get some super chance. so let's make sure we don't forget that okay I'll read those at the end the voicemails are not kind to you I'm not gonna I can't buy imagine I'm not gonna lie to you here you go hey I got a got a biggest problem here Alex Jones doesn't get enough credit. I think after Vito's embarrassing of himself about, you know,

things that Alex Jones has and had not said, I think it's important for all of us to take a moment to appreciate him, you know, being right about saying things and, you know, and also taking, you know, the slings and arrows of all of them yeah yeah like jesus just hate him sign all those kids or actors all those dead kids they didn't say that they they're the ones there they're listening to those experts yeah you tell them to hate i hate them even though everything they say i didn't say it he just let his website report on it in an article water filter salesman what's's wrong with that news organization he runs Yeah, Alex Jones not getting enough credit big problem now. Oh, he's letting us know all those dead kids

That's helpful you guys you you guys Really like that Alex Jones fucked up on the Sandy Hook kids not just Sandy Hook. He kept going What do you mean he kept going? He also did Parkland. Oh, fuck Parkland. No, fuck Parkland. What do you mean fuck Parkland? The kids aren't actors. Fuck those kids.

Fuck those kids. Jesus fucking Christ. David Hogg is the worst. Is he the worst? I can't even say what he is. YouTube will flag it. What? Crisis.

You can't say... Person. You can't say C-A? C-word actor? You can't say crisis? You can't say CA? C word actor? You can't say crisis man, no. David Hogg, no. He's just a little prick. Well, Alex Jones thinks he's might be a crisis man because he was on the news a year prior talking about boogie boards and he went, well, no, he's just a little attention whore. Okay, just a insufferable But inferring that he's paid by the FBI and first that the whole thing is a false whatever so what? I mean, that's what I'm saying leads to bad thing. Okay. I'm saying you guys love that. He's like

Talking about these school Essings Yeah, you like you you bring it up constantly like you like. Because why doesn't he stop? Why did he keep doing it? But why do you care so much about that? All right. I'm just going to let it go. There's no getting it

through anybody's head. I understand. Okay. He's making it up. He's saying that they're a CA and that the school S is fake. Yeah. But like,

why do you care about? You're right. Who cares? Well, I mean, I can't. Fuck all those kids. Fuck them.

Yeah. All right. I am literally. A little bit care about... You're right, who cares? Well, I mean I... Fuck all those kids. Fuck them. Yeah. Alright. I am literally... A little bit care about them. Okay, a little bit. But... I'm letting it go.

I have no opinion anymore. Okay, here's Cripple Jesus. Hey you guys, it's Cripple Jesus, and I got a biggest problem for you this week. Veto. Oh, that's a good one. I really like the show you guys do. It's a great show. But this Italian tipper gore bit that Vito has going on, it's just not cool.

And he's going to brush it off as, oh, I was trolling. Oh, it was funny. It wasn't funny. It was kind of funny. He's going to come off as the narc ruining every well let's put it this way important that which stones and uh white knighting for youtube white knighting for youtube that's true and the government not the government other than that you guys got a great show keep it up well if i can apologize to anybody it's crippled jesus because there's no one i want to disappoint less than that man why because he's crippled i just like him

okay it's a fun guy hey at least i inspired a lot of uh passion no show interaction look at this everybody's leaving a voicemail it's a lot of thanks for being a part of the uh experience everybody okay here you go. Hey, Vito, go fuck yourself. All right, thanks for your call, caller. Thanks for your call. Vito's an idiot. And he's not sorry for what he did.

He'll never be sorry for what he did. It will not change. This is what he does. He'll never be sorry for what he did. It will not change. This is what he does. Is this someone you know? It's a pattern. And he's going to look for anything that says he's right. But nothing

anybody has posted is saying that he's right. It's all bullshit. Every single thing that he has posted on Twitter is complete and utter bullshit. If a white woman's mad at me, didn't I do something right? How'd you know she's white? Well, she sounds... And when he loses his Twitter account over his misleading information,

he can go fuck himself. What do you think about that? I'm pretty pretty okay with all of this you're okay with that yeah i really am that's not like a weird cope like you like it but here's i'm so used to being hated by for so many different things yeah as i've pointed out nothing has changed for me what do you mean everybody everyone hates you yeah but they already hated me no they didn't already hate you they liked you no no this would have happened sooner or later let's put it that way uh well here's a here's a nice one veto this is a message about far parking i just wanted to say that i went to the watp live show and I parked farther away than anybody else

in the entire show. Nice. And I parked so far away that in fact, by the time I got to where my car was parked almost half a mile away, I was sober enough to drive home over an hour away with the turn signal. Wow. How about that? Far parking is therefore the biggest solution in the universe i don't know why he sent that to me because that was your problem voted up you came up with far parking though well i came up with the name yeah so you get it oh well i'll take it i'll take the w have you ever reported a drunk driver no i've never

encountered a drunk driver oh oh like a person a person How about the man in the mirror? Like anybody driving drunk like hey this guy's violating the TOS. That would be no that would be reporting to the government who I don't like All comes back to the government so just I honestly think that you were Do you think you were annoyed that they didn't want you to did they didn't want to have you on? No, I wasn't trying to be on that one you were people getting them no people keep thinking I was trying to be on the Alex Jones stream I was okay I had messaged that I had messaged that guy like two months earlier yeah saying hey you do this stream where all you guys are like conservative fuckheads

yeah just bring me on and let me do like five minutes of liberal bullshit and you can all pile on me and it'll be really fun i think that would be funny yeah but these guys he didn't get back to me and i'm like all right well i thought it'd be funny but fuck it okay then was it about the adpocalypse was it about not getting youtube adpocalypse for having an alex johns there's a number I just think that like Yeah it looks really It's so complicated I discussed it with Nick

Like go listen to me Argue with Nick Where everybody thinks I'm wrong On my show Yeah on your show The Dick Show Yeah It's too complicated

I just want to know why you did it It's gotta be one It's always Every Why anybody does anything Is always selfish What was the You know what I mean?

Fucking with those guys was funny, and I didn't think it would hurt anybody. Okay, then how was it fucking with them if they wouldn't be hurt? Because they'd be afraid? Because they'd be, yeah, a little bit scared. Which is- which was funny to me at the time. They're a little bit spooked they're like oh because it might hurt them well i don't think it's less than what i do would hurt them but it's more like hey heads people are watching veto's not going to report you but but someone else might kind of implying that you should no i'm giving you a heads up like hey that might happen you dumb fox but the intent was to instill fear a little yeah

Okay, I get it spook him a little bit You know what I'm saying you get it the implication it's the implication I get it. I think it's funny, but I apologize wholeheartedly because apparently cuz you're Johnny Apparently, it's not funny to anybody but me anyone 9-11 was just like three days ago. Yeah, so you should have I apologize on behalf of the hijackers of 9-11 Yeah, and the people that died people that died. It's basically most of them were bankers though. Oh, yeah I mean, it's the World Trade Center.

Oh, okay. I thought you meant the people in the planes because it was a conspiracy. No, and a lot of them were stewardesses. Oh, are you wearing your mask? Are you wearing your mask? Oh, wow. I really wish that we would fly

into a big fucking building right now just so you would die, you fucking bitch. Okay, last one. Here we go. Dick Masterson, congratulations on your biggest problem reboot. I know I'm late, but I don't give a fuck because I am a fucking stud. And you know what? You're a fucking stud too.

Oh wow. You can smoke stogers figure out with me anytime you want, buddy. Now keep on doing what you're doing and i will keep doing what i'm doing so you're supposed to say i'm arnold schwarzenegger and this is how i talk right you're supposed to say i've got a biggest problem lazy celebrity impersonations oh let's hear yours they always go straight to either ar or shit. Who was it? Christopher Walken those are the two who's your go-to? Celebrity Gilbert Gottfried, but I have to get in the right. Yeah, you're getting the right headspace. Okay

All right, everybody. Let's do let's read the super chats. Yeah, let's take a look I'm sure they're all just veto is an F slur, but No, maybe top chat Just veto is an F slur, but Let's see Top chat Every $20 you donate I'll apologize again. That is a good Yeah, that's a good every 20 bucks if our patreon hates 2,000 you should have to do a big our patreon hits 2,000 will record a special apology do a big our patreon hits 2000 we'll record a special apology to uh whoever the the followers want how do i look at just super chats i think you just have to scroll that sucks does suck

well you can click on just click i think it might just be that one no i saw one earlier though yeah i saw a bunch god damn god. Goddamn you, YouTube. They really do a good job of hiding them. Let's scroll down. Hold on. Viewer activity. Will that show? Anything?

Oh, there it is. No, but I saw a $20 one before. Well, oh, you know what? Because we rebooted, remember? Oh, mother... No, the stream was still going. was just it was just now i am confused yeah because it says we've made 42 in chat revenue there's got to be a place if anybody in the chat knows how to bring up all the super chats okay we'll read the ones that we do have okay well from dave lopan we had the biggest problem in the universe is tos's and cool guys that agree with them i agree he said fat retards

no no i don't think that's what it says my good friend mike h says flagging youtube about alex which no one did is the same as getting mad about cuties because it may lead to... Well, if someone flags Alex, I would agree wholeheartedly. Bro, don't you think that Ted Cruz saying that the DOJ needs to investigate Netflix over cuties is the same thing that you did? That involves the government. How is YouTube different than the government? That's a question for another time. Okay.