The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 101

Episode Date: August 12, 2023

The Barbie Movie, Jewish Conspiracies, Knots That Are Tied Too Tight

All right, check check check check I think it's working let's see Where I say some things and you're like I'm responding to music For no reason I'm responding to the intro song I'm gonna swap it over now How about that You probably should Because it says episode 100

Wow welcome to episode 100 again I guess I made a special note in my mind To make sure you change that Because it's gonna fuck somebody up And even worse You're gonna have to hear about it From some fucking idiot that thinks they're being funny. Hey, Dick, you forgot to change it.

Well, you did not change the intro, but we are here regardless for what is actually episode 101. Of the biggest problem in the universe. Vito has to check every time to make sure I didn't fuck it up. Yes, we have fucked up the show so many times. No matter how the chemistry is going or if we're on a roll, it doesn't matter. And then he pretends to check in even though he's totally checked out. Okay, well, did you hit go live? Because you didn't.

So, you're welcome. It's been streaming to nothing this whole time? Yes. So, Dick just gave me a lecture About how I always Before the show check to see if we're live And then it turns out we weren't live So That's on you

You're not allowed to ever lecture me All you have to do is look and see if it's on there Go live I have to remember all this stuff You just have to remember the one thing Press the go live button See I flipped it around on him Even though button. Okay. If you would get me. See, I flipped it around on him even though it is my fault.

If you would get me a mouse that works instead of the broken mouse that you got me before. Don't trade the Ukrainian flag like that. Just toss it out of the way like that. I'm not tossing it. We got to hang it back up. Whatever. How you doing, Luke? I'm okay.

You okay? Yeah, I'm all right. Lean that. Push that mic closer to you. These mics are very sensitive because they're cheap and old. Yeah. Yeah, just like that. Were you recording right now, though?

You were recording, though. I was recording all that, yeah. So everybody that listens to the audio show gets to listen to you go, why do you check your phone to see if the show's live? I don't know why you don't trust me. I didn't say that, did I? I didn't say that. I just said you do that.

I do do that. And there's a reason I do that. It's to make sure the show's not live. I didn't say that. I just said you do that. I do do that. And there's a reason I do that. It's to make sure the show goes live. It's not, well, it is, it's becoming a neurosis because you screw up the show every time. And then we go, no, all right. I'm being too harsh. I just want to make sure that, you know, we're actually streaming to people. The chat gives me a veto W.

Thank you. I'm sure the chat, I'm sure the chat is happy that I remembered to set the show live. I'm sure they're happy about that. Okay. You want to do this show? Yeah, let's do it. Ah, fuck this show. Eh, whatever.

Are we live? We are live. The biggest problem in the universe. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from poorly focused comm shots to loser gamer bro bots. Does that work? Why not? Aaron sent that to me and he said, this is the greatest rhyme I've ever given you.

And I said, I don't know. I don't think I, I'm your host, Nick Madsen. Joining me as always is Vito Giswaldi. Hi. Joining us, very special episode, straight from a, are you allowed to say who you were interviewing with or that it was a- You mean the Nazi or- Before you came here earlier.

Oh, yeah, I know. Before you were here. I was basically a bunch of foreign ones, mostly like French, Turkish. Oh, a lot of foreign press you've been talking about. Yeah, there's a CNN in Turkey. I had no clue about that. CNN Turkey. Yeah.

Oh, are they big on Holocaust memorials and video games in Turkey? It seems like it. They are? I mean, it seems like they're interesting. Well, to finish Dick's dropped introduction, we're here with Luke Bernard, a video game developer. I don't know. Why don't you tell us a little about yourself so that people know. I'm speaking about myself. We all are.

I'm a video game director, and I did the first video game about the Holocaust earlier this year, and I'm the one that also did the Fortnite Holocaust Museum. Oh, yeah, right. You're not wearing headphones, so you can't hear it. Stay as close to this as you can. Oh, shit. Yeah, it's podcast microphones. Yeah, so I look like this now. Yeah, that's fine. You don't have to be hung and go back. It's really our fault

because you have to turn your head so much in this studio. That's better. I should have set you up better. Just keep it right under you. Look at that Sean's rickety mic that he has there. Yeah, this feels like so weird the way I'm holding it now. Especially about serious topics. Well, I was trying to figure out.

So now, Luke, you're somebody I've known for... I was looking back. I was like, how did I even meet this guy? And it looks like 2017, I think you followed me on Twitter. Because you were like the PlayStation experience, kind of yelling and singing well, singing or yelling. Oh, during Tim Rogers for Video Ball and all that. I think you were promoting a video game.

Yeah. We were, there was a period of time where I was working for a game company and I was out, yeah, yelling at people at conventions and trying to get them to play our games. Right. Yeah. That's pretty much how, I didn't even meet you,

but I just saw you and I was like, this guy. Who's that fat yelling guy? I mean, it was fun. It was, but you were kind of the only guy just yelling

just in the middle of the convention. Yeah, I was a great salesman, honestly. You were actually, yeah. Yeah, like we were doing really good

promoting that game and then it came out and nobody bought it. What game was it? I think it was Video Ball from Tim Rogers, the great Tim Rogers. Oh yeah,

Video Ball. And then you also, but you made what, Plague Road, the great Tim Rogers. Oh, yeah. Video Ball. And then you also, but you made what, Plague Road? That was a game? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I still make those kind of games pretty much, but I guess my Holocaust stuff is just like three. Yeah. Very hot right now.

Holocaust stuff is very hot, hot, hot. I mean. So you made a Holocaust game. Mm-hmm. Which side are you? Jewish.ust game Which side are you? Jewish Which side are you? I'm not on the Nazi side

I mean I guess in today's day and age You do have to ask that question Okay you are Jewish Me too We're all Jewish just for the sake of censorship We're all on the Jewish side How's that? Yeah, well, Vito definitely is.

Vito recently destroyed Nick Fuentes and he's been gloating about it and taunting all the Groypers about it all week. He actually did. So Vito is actually more... He has more power than the ADL.

Like, I am more powerful than the ADL. Oh, yeah. You heard it here first, folks. That's what kind of just is so ridiculous with a lot of like Fuentes supporters. Like they have all these conspiracies, right? And actually it's just kind of just random people on the internet

just getting together and just leaking their shit and being like that's Fuentes' fucking Twitter account. Yeah. Or like you finding shit on Rumble and just putting it all out there. Like that's how it gets taken down. It's not by any big organization. There's no giant Jewish conspiracy.

There's just one fat Italian guy who wanted to unlock Twitter monetization. And it has happened because of the amount of impressions I got on snitching on Nick Fuentes. So you're saying you got money for my tweets. For betraying free speech. I betrayed America first. Is that how we're saying it? Free speech? I didn't betray free speech

For ratting out I performed my own free speech I said look Here's what a guy is saying Okay And I think that What he's saying is wrong That's not a free speech thing

That's so stupid There's a lot of money in it Well there's gonna be money Now that there is money in it Now it is That has become a weird Ethical concern Oh yeah

You're real hung up on ethics I'm sure V little bit i'm like man i could just like start making stuff up and make big money a lot of guys are doing that on twitter i'm just all right i drank this diet coke a little too fast i was gonna say though isn't there now an incentive to play, you know, really? You know, before there was always an incentive to, like, try and bend the truth to make the most salacious story.

But now that you can infinite, actually, like, directly profit on it, isn't Twitter going to become, like, just worse? I think so. Yeah. Yes.

If that's possible. Wasn't that the point of all this? I guess. We're all just going to be lying to each other for money, which is kind of fun. We'll see how that goes. So now your new thing is you made a Holocaust museum in Fortnite.

Yeah. Was that a big... No, I don't get paid for anything. You don't get paid for that? I don't get paid for anything, pretty much. I just kind of self-finance everything on my own, including my video game, too. Yeah.

Everything I do, yeah, I'm not, no one backs me. But it's like global news. Like the MLK. Yeah, every, there's like hundreds of millions of people in Fortnite. Well, the people at Epic, they're really cool. They are. Like, listen, like, again, like, my first game, I kind of launched it on the Epic Game Store, so. Yeah. They're just cool people.

Oh, your game came out on the Epic Game Store and they kind of helped promote it or something? Well, I released it on the Epic Game Store, but not on Steam. Yeah. I also released it on PS5 just because Steam, the comments would have been just a bunch of shit, so I'm like, I'm not dealing with that. Yeah. Very much. How do you think that's going to go on Fortnite? Just curious. Well, that's going to go on Fortnite? Just curious.

Well, that's the thing. It actually won't because we have emotes disabled. We have voice chat disabled. Okay, so you've totally silenced everybody. So there will be, okay. So no one can actually. It's a solemn experience, Dick. You don't need to be dancing or whatever the fuck.

I'm Mexican, so do you love this? Muertos is like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da? Are the dances disabled if you're in the Holocaust Museum? All the emotes are disabled. You can't emote. I have single players, so basically we've done everything to make it super safe, so that's why it's funny when all the

little Nazis are like, I'm going to come dance in the museum. I'm like, you can't. Yeah, you can't. They can take photos if they want, but... Yeah. Okay, have fun. Now, what if they line up in, like, any kind of shapes? Are they allowed... Don't give me ideas.

It's only, like, one person. Only one person at a time. It's an individual instance. Oh, okay. Yeah, so that's why it's actually... You fuckers thought of everything this time. Yeah, they really did. That's good.

Well, that's... It's actually It was super simple casting You just needed to look at Well actually all the Fuentes people Were telling me what they were Going to fucking do So it's just like

So you just go to Epic And everything that they say Like we're going to do this You go hey can you make it So they can't do that I have tried to tell them You guys got to stop broadcasting Everything you're going to do

Or just don't do You got to stop saying stuff out loud Stupid anti-seemitic bullshit, and then you won't have a problem anyway. What do you call it? So now is the Fortnite museum, is it currently live or is it going live? It's going to go live,

but I'm not saying when. Okay. 420? What's 420? Oh, no. That's a little bit past. They're really sticking in their craw, right? Yeah, next week sometime.

Or maybe the week after. I'm just not saying it anymore. Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm excited. It's pretty wild. I never thought I would have seen that. Now, do you know that, are you aware that you and Dick

had a little Twitter spat? Well, I wouldn't call it a quick one. I don't know if you noticed, but I think Dick said something negative. He said... I guess it was funny. I didn't take his negativity. No, no, no.

I don't think you guys are really feuding, but I think Dick's point was... I mean, look. Kids, I think, they got a long day of school learning about the Holocaust, so they want to come home and unwind and just play a game of Fortnite.

It's optional, though. They don't have to all right it's optional but also holocaust education so when we live in big cities right like it's it's all over it's pretty much you know it's mandatory yeah but actually it's an utter disaster in rural america everywhere it is so that's basically why i kind of do these things but everything is up in smaller towns they don't have the kind of do these things, but everything is optional. In smaller towns, they don't have the kind of education. about the Holocaust? You know, it's not mandated by every state, et cetera, but funny enough,

in Florida, where it's mandated is actually where the most, where everything's kind of going to shit pretty much. Hmm. You know, kind of.

Do you think they're teaching it incorrectly in Florida, or what? What about DeSantis' like anti-Semitism bill? Did you see that? It's like a crime to be. To be anti-Semitic.

I don't know. I didn't read the whole article. I have not seen that. I don't think, I'm not sure if those things work. If you look at the Goem Defense League, do you remember those guys who went around LA? What were they called? Goem Defense League. Goem Defense League.

I think I remember. I've only ever heard it said in a southern accent. I didn't know that word. Yeah, the guys should come from California, but now they moved over to Florida, and they're just a bunch of idiots who just go to synagogues and just like, we're Nazis kind of thing.

Yeah. I don't know if Lawson was a thing. They're like, no, ma'am, but for Nazis. Can we bump him a little bit? What does bump mean? Put me up? Oh, yeah, we're just going to bring up Yachty a little slowly. Oh, shit, I can move it like this, but for Nazis. Can we bump him a little bit? What does bump mean? Put me up? Oh, yeah, we're just going to bring up your audio level slightly. Oh, shit, I can move it like this, actually. No, actually, it's weirder.

Sounds good right there. Yeah, there, try that. Can you hear me now? How's that? Yeah. Well, anti-Semitism is a problem. It's on the board board it's on the list what you were saying

about the Goyim Defense League oh the Goyim Defense League yes that they're just kind of they're they're just kind of

these idiots they are pretty much they just kind of go around me I'm actually more concerned about people end up doing mass shootings

things like that now we're kind of getting dark but basically that's why I think what you posted well you think it could lead to violence

yeah that's the thing that could lead to violence Yeah that's the thing That could lead to violence And that's why Basically Fuentes Kind of fucked himself I couldn't agree more With that That speech

Vito posted Dude that was the point Of no return I'm like what are you doing You can't You know For all your little Like oh I'm just joking around

And like I've even Given him a pass Where he's like Oh he's just making A stupid joke about cookies And whatever else Yeah I assume he doesn't Actually believe that But he gives this Big stupid speech And you go pass Where he's like Oh he's just making a stupid joke About cookies And whatever else Yeah I assume he doesn't

Actually believe that But he gives this Big stupid speech And you go No no It's like a metaphor I want to like You know kill him

But you know Not really kill him But like kill him And I'm like No I didn't say kill him You keep saying that To make it sound worse

What is Make them die Make them die What is make them die It's like saw If not kill them Like you put them in a room Where they have to saw

Off their own leg To get a key or something That's making them? It's like Saw. Like you put them in a room where they have to saw off their own leg to get a key or something. That's making them die. Seeing your playing is totally different. It's totally different. I'm not going to kill that guy. I'm just going to make him die. It's ridiculous.

No, I mean, he just kind of fucked himself just on that. And that's why he's basically like kind of banned off platforms. He is like platforms don't want someone like that. And, you know, just being an idiot. But what's actually... Advertis platforms don't want someone like that and you know just being an idiot but what's actually advertisers don't want to be on platforms next to that guy and that's what all these free speech guys don't understand is they're like well I don't

understand what the problem is I'm like the problem is we understand that part some of you do some of you fucking don't like it okay well some of you if it's the way of the world man okay capitalism is hopelessly intertwined with what the advertisers want. But where you start from is advertisers don't tolerate this is not necessarily true. They say they don't, but if they didn't, who's buying the cars?

Somebody's got to buy the cars, so eventually they'll crack. It's just that no big tech companies want to make them crack first. I just think that an alternate platform would just open up they would go hey where everything youtube is but there's no nazis and the car company go well that sounds infinitely better so i'm just gonna go over there yeah in the marketplace yeah you think pfizer gives a fuck where they advertise their death medicine well now they have that, what, the DC, what's the diversity whatever thing that everybody keeps making conspiracies about?

The DEI? DEI, yeah. Diversity, Equity, Inclusion. Yeah, so legally or something they have to for some reason. I have a... According to the internet. I made a list of places where a Holocaust museum might go.

Okay. I want to see if these would be appropriate. These are your suggestions for the next Holocaust museum? Yeah. Pac-Man, what do you think about? Like those when he gets married and does the little chase and stuff? Nah, because all those things pretty much are not metaverses. Have to be a metaverse. Oh, it has to be a metaverse?

Has to be a metaverse. All those games don't work. Okay. There has to be a game where you can, it has to be a metaverse? It has to be a metaverse. All those games don't work. Okay. No games. It has to be a game where you can explore, where you walk around. What about like an Arby's? Like you go through, there's like a vestibule. It's like a little... No?

I don't like Arby's, too. Is there any restaurant where you think it might be... What about like a spotter at the gym? Like Equinox? Like a guy's spot... You get a guy that's spotting you And on the last rep He like doesn't help you

Unless you Acknowledge the Holocaust Yeah you think that would be good? No I don't think that would be good I don't think that would be good I don't think people are going to learn a lot From that experience What about

Here's one There's no way you've thought of this one What about Inside of a Holocaust museum Well no A tinier Holocaust... Right? All right, I got to give him points.

That's not a bad idea. What do you think? I kind of got to give you points for that one. Okay, let me get distracted. Let me read some... Thank you for coming. Thank you for being here. We're going to get back into it, I'm sure.

John Riff says Vito intentionally Refusing to lose weight Because it was too hot Is the greatest bit That's not why I refuse He even foreshadowed it By talking about climate change

What a prank you pulled For the 100th episode Vito missed a weigh-in He's in a weight loss contest I'm not doing very well With himself And he gained weight Between the last weigh-ins

I gained one pound. It was all water weight. And I've been very good this week. And he was bragging. He tweeted, it's almost impossible to eat now because of his ozempic. Okay, but the problem, he's like, I have to force myself to eat. And then he gained a pound in a month. The problem

is that I went off the ozempic because I didn't know how to mix the next batch and I was too lazy To look it up Yeah And then I checked After I finally remixed it And I'd been off it For a full month

Yeah But now I'm back on I mixed a new batch Okay I upped the dose Today I ate Beef and broccoli With white rice

It's like nothing Okay That's what we were eating now? Well I mean I'm eating you know I'm trying to eat Normal food Yeah And I'm, I'm eating, you know, I'm trying to eat normal food. What I'm drinking, I got the light lemonade now.

Oh, he had a water. I have a water upstairs. He brought a tiny thing of water, like 16 ounces of water. I'm drinking more water. I bought a bunch of bottled water. I'm saying is, guys, don't count me out yet. Yeah. Aesop says, Vito, don't worry about ruining the bit. Uh, the fact that you gained weight is funny

I agree fox later says I weigh far less than veto and i've lost five times the amount of weight he's lost in half the time My body's catching up my body's figuring out this whole new metabolism thing. Uh, ash 2 says veto's on fire lately This podcast Combined with this performance On Cherry's stream Keep it up fatty He says

I didn't add that That's I was on I've been on Cherry's stream Twice now I think I'm moving Into the realm of Left wing

What do they call that? I can't say that On the stream Shut up What does Destiny do? He's like a commentator Or like a Reactor

Oh yeah Debater? Debate Debate bro? Debate bro-ing Wow So I've been doing a little bit of that Then she brought me on to

Debate bro with Destiny About Nick Fuentes And Destiny was like I don't know This is kind of dumb And I'm like Well I didn't come up with the topic She did

But uh I actually talked to Destiny About Nick Fuentes Cause he was actually talked to Destiny about Nick Fuentes because he was hanging out with Nick Fuentes at one point. Yeah. Yeah. Nick Fuentes used to talk a lot more about politics and stuff. Well, that was Destiny's take.

As he said, he thinks that the Kanye situation is what irreparably destroyed Fuentes. Because once you're hanging out with Kanye and Kanye's saying all this I love Hitler stuff, you you know, you're hanging out with Kanye and Kanye's saying all this I love Hitler stuff, you're forever, you're the guy who's touched by that.

And Kanye gets the I'm crazy excuse. I personally, you don't get that. I personally don't like all, I don't like anti-Semitism, but I can't say it doesn't work.

I can't say it doesn't work because it, you know, historically. For what? Okay, well, yeah,

it works to achieve the goals of evil men. Yes, hatred can be effective. Works for what? Okay, well, yeah, it works to achieve the goals of evil men. Yes, hatred can be effective. I understand that. Okay, let's see. All right. Chesty LaRue says, Dick opened my eyes to all the bullshit with Isom when he had Nina to admit she hadn't even read it yet but was praising it.

I haven't been able to watch her since. Wow. I don't know why anyone watched her to begin with. She's talentless. Luke, do you know about ISOM? No, who's that? It's a Christian superhero. It raised $4 million for a comic book.

What's the point of him being Christian? Does he attack people with a cross? We don't know. We don't know. He just has a big cross on his belt area. Wait, so it's that comic that you guys keep on shooting on. It's a guy, it's Super Jesus or something that you guys keep on shooting on. Yeah. It's a guy, it's Super Jesus

or something? Black Super Jesus. Kind of. Yeah. What makes him Christian? What makes... His suit has a giant cross on. On the crotch area.

Right above his dick is a big cross. No, it's not explained. I think we're waiting to... I think at some point he's going to meet Jesus. It was a guy who learned, who wrote for the first time on a $4 million comic and it really shows point he's going to meet Jesus. It was a guy who learned, who wrote for the first time

on a $4 million comic and it really shows that he's never like written a story. I think it's funny. Who are his enemies? Like, he's super Christian. Oh, I wish I knew.

Who are his enemies? I'm kind of a bit concerned now. I am. Well, his enemy is Darren. Yeah. Is that a good name for a villain? Wait, is that really the villain's name?

Yeah, you know. Yes, it's Darren Not like Thanos Or like It's Darren Men talk to mind taker It's Darren Who is a guy

Yeah it's It's a big weird mess We'll have to get you a copy Oh did I even do the The who won? I don't think you did Voice actors recording at home. Was the winner?

Was the winner. Sean won the 100th episode. Our guest won the last one. Great. Non-drivers got second. That was mine. Do you drive? No.

How do you get around here without driving? Isn't that expensive? No, actually. I can't reveal where I live for obvious reasons, but I live in a centralized kind of area. Yeah, I can kind of walk everywhere I can. I'm from Europe. We don't really drive much.

Well, Europe, all your towns are like consolidated where you can walk to everything. Most of LA is not like that. New York's a great walking city. And then I came in dead last with... Yeah, gamers and then the production quality of amateur porn Yeah and then everybody's on the farm speculating about what kind of pornography I'm downloading He uses a torrent to access pornography Which is very weird

It's not weird look Okay you know how there's like these OnlyFans girls and they release all their stuff or whatever So you're hacking them Well kind of yeah You're not paying them for their hard work Yeah without consent Well no because I don't want to download it one image at a time or one video at a time. I want like a package and some guy goes, here's everything she put out in May and you download

that and then you have it. What did you do this to? What girl? I don't know. I just. Yeah, see, he does this every. So last week, last week he says he torrents porn. I said, what kind of porn are you torrenting?

No answer. Just weird. Like, oh, not not not not we anything weird Okay, that's very fucking weird dude, so we had a week to concoct this scheme, but he can't Look there's a there's a site. It's a torrent site. You have to be a member and then you'll paint a taunt site But no I think I became a member for free and then you just got to keep your upload ratio or whatever So you're leaking people's page, so you're participating in the piracy. Well, every time I finish a torn I you know, pause it What do you mean finish when I finish downloading it?

You know as long as my ratio my see can you put a little addendum to the museum and fortnight about not doing this Point is one person you should pay is the OnlyFans whore. Sometimes I pay them, but then sometimes I'm like, I don't know if I'm gonna like this lady, so let me... You know, if her stuff's really good, then yeah, maybe I'll be like, I'll sign up for a month to get the new thing or whatever. You don't. There's no way. Sometimes, occasionally.

Who is it? Name one. There's a lot of different ladies out there. I'm not naming any of them. You can't even name one porn star. I don't believe this story. Kitty Galore. Is that real? No. Isn't that a James Bond character?

Yeah, that was Pussy Galore. Pussy Galore. I'm not going to name any. Why? Because I don't know, man. Because sometimes it's weird. So you won't even promote her. You're stealing from her and you won't even fucking promote her on the show. There's some weird shit.

That's such a dirty move. There's some trans shit. There's some weird shit. That's such a dirty move. There's some trans shit. There's some weird shit. Okay. And I don't want to talk about it. It's not exclusively that. Is it a black trans woman? No, it's not a black trans woman.

Come on. Give us a hint. There's a white trans lady. I've downloaded all her stuff and she's a good looking gal. Who's the most popular white trans lady on OnlyFans? I don't know. I don't know who the most popular one is. Who's your favorite?

My favorite? I'm not going to tell you who my favorite is. Look. Why'd you be giving a free promotion? It doesn't mean that you're illegally downloading from her. You just promote her, at least. I just... I don't know.

I don't have an answer. Just let me enjoy my pornography. You can tell people it's not cutting down on your enjoyment of it. I know. I will, uh, I'll try to think of- I tell everybody right away. Tell me Tanaka. I'll try to think of some names.

How's that? I'll do my best. Yeah, but you're going to hide the truth. I am going to hide the truth, yeah. We don't want that. We want to know what the real names are. Look, the point is I like a bunch of stuff. I like all kinds of weird stuff.

Everybody was suggesting that it's illegal content because I'm torrenting it. What's the weirdest stuff you like? There's fetish type stuff. Like what? Furry stuff. There's feet stuff. You like feet stuff? Not exclusively, but there's some of that.

So you like everything. I like everything. That's kind of the problem. And that's why I can't name anything is that I go on and I just like go like, oh, that sounds interesting. What about women throwing up? No, I don't like that. That's fucking gross.

All right. That was my only guess. That is fucking disgusting. Okay. Well. I don't like any of the like spit or the like peeing or the throwing up. Yeah. Blood.

None of that. No fluids. All right. I don't like cum for the same reason. Okay. I don't like fluids. You're changing the subject because you don't want to say the girl's name and give her free advertising.

Look, I've posted stuff. I also like a lot of hentai stuff too. Everybody loves hentai, but that's not on OnlyFans. But there's like torrents of like some of the hentai guys and it's like all the stuff they've made. Hentai guys? Yeah, guys that they've made. The guys who drew the stuff. Hentai was only guys.

No, no, no. Why don't you just go on the hentai sites for that? Why don't you download it? It depends on who it is. Some of the stuff's weirdly paywalled and stuff. I don't know. Some of it you can't find on places. Okay. I'll get to the bottom of this. No, you won't. You better have more stories concocted by next week.

I'm going to figure this one out. I, you won't. You better have more stories concocted by next week. I'm going to figure this one out. I'm going to go. There's probably one more thing, Vino. There probably is some furry stuff in there. I'll cop to that. All right, do you want to go? The furries make good porn. Do you want to go first?

No, because I lost. But there's so much trash. That's the worst part about the furry stuff. Yeah, a lot of it's bad. Some of it's the most unbelievable porn you've ever seen, but then it's lost and it's like a speck of Like one little droplet of water In an ocean of autistic trash

Don't you agree with me? Yes My problem is That was a drumroll The Barbie movie We're not friends anymore What are you talking about? The Barbie movie You haven't even anymore What are you talking about? The Barbie movie

You haven't even seen it yet I did see it Did you see it? I saw it last night Okay, so what's the problem? The first half Or the first 80% Was probably one of the best movies ever made

And then the third act was The worst thing I've ever seen. Third act falls apart a little bit. The worst thing in my life. Which part was the third act? Third act is they return to Barbie World. That was actually my favorite part. That was your favorite part.

I actually loved seeing the Kents get out of control and just be ridiculous. That was good. And thinking, you know, what was it called? Patriarchy had to do with horse It's like That was funny

Then he said The mojo dojo Casa house And I said okay That's kind of funny And then they made him Repeat it three times And like

This writer's really in love With their own Jokes Okay And then The Barbies talked about What it is to be a woman For a half hour And then Barbie Barbies talked about what it is to be a woman for a half hour.

And then Barbie became a real human for no reason. Well, there was a reason. Crying and leaving Barbie land after not having figured out how to handle either the Kens or the Barbies. And I said, this is just. Okay, hold on. This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. Okay, so on. This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. Okay, so what is the problem specifically?

It's like two-thirds of a brilliant movie. The third act's a little bit sloppy, but it still comes together. It still works. No, it doesn't work at all. Why does it not work? Because there's no reason for her to become real in the first place. Everything she learned about being real is horrible. And she even says it

and then says, well, I guess I'll just be real then because Rhea Perlman says it's cool. Well, I would say there's actually a key thing.

Like, she basically says that she wants to be part of the humans that can create things rather than just the creation, basically no longer just a doll.

Yeah. It seemed like she wanted to just experience life. It's ups and downs. Yeah. It seemed like she wanted to just experience life. It's ups and downs. Yeah. It's like Pinocchio, right? It's exactly like Pinocchio. It's exactly like Pinocchio,

except Pinocchio earned it. He got eaten up by a big whale and then got shot out of the whale and sacrificed himself for his dad. She went to jail for briefly. A couple times. It's like a gag. Yeah.

And then she goes back to Barbie land. And a lady A girl called her a fascist And that made her sad Yeah And then she kind of Gives Ken an apology And it's not a very

It's like every apology That I've ever gotten From a woman It's not very good And then that's it Ken's not a real man though So he doesn't deserve A real human apology

He doesn't need one He's a doll Yeah Okay So The moment She has that moment On the bench

With the old lady Uh huh She discovers the beauty Of the human condition Of both the The ups and the lows The highs and the downs Yeah

And that's why she wants To be human Yeah that part was trite No that part was Saccharine And dumb Oh man All the satire was amazing

Gonna kick your ass Uh But then it all falls apart because they had to actually make a movie and they decided to just make a scene where she becomes human instead. Yeah, so the movie got woke. Is that the problem? It was just bad.

Ironically, it fell apart because the writing was bad at the end. That was my problem with it. And it exposed that the entire influencer sphere is just one gigantic ad machine for Barbie and for Hollywood with their race to make asinine assertions that are either woke or anti-woke

or anti-anti-woke or anti-anti-anti-woke. That was the worst part of it. I think, look, I think I agree that the ultimate, for people who haven't seen the Barbie movie, the third act is that Ken has taken over the Barbie universe with his bastardized version of the patriarchy. Which was great.

Which is funny. Yeah. And all the conservatives complaining about that are stupid because it's a gag. And it was even funnier because Barbie couldn't figure out how to stop the patriarchy. Right. She just talked about herself. And then all the Barbies talked about themselves.

And they said, all right, well, that's it. We're done. I'm going to go be human. All right, well, that's not. I agree that the way that that wraps itself up where they then re-indoctrinate the Barbies with very basic feminist messages. Yeah. Was sloppy. I can agree with that.

Yeah. And there's no reason for her to be human other than that vagina joke. The reason to be human is that it's beautiful to be human. That's the whole point. I think that came across fine. Yeah. It's the movie AI. It's Steven Spielberg's AI.

It's a robot becomes self--aware, and wants to be human. Yeah. And that really worked for me, and that was good. You know what movie it is, actually? What? Demolition Man. How is it Demolition Man? Where a guy comes into the future and is in the perfect world and then goes into the scuzzy world

and then comes back and has to unite the two. Right? The Ken world and the Barbie world She's gotta unite the two together You gotta get a little clean And you gotta get a lot dirty And you gotta get a lot clean And then work it out

Right? That was the end Not Sylvester Stallone looking at Rhea Perlman and crying And asking to go back in time She met God Rhea Perlman was God there, Dick That was so dumb She met her maker She met God. Rhea Perlman was God there, Dick. That was so dumb.

She met her maker. She met her creator. Yeah. It was like a cute little subversive thing. Isn't it great that they took what could have been a stupid toy movie and they tried to inject a little humanity into it? Toy Story was a good movie that had humanity in it. Sure. Barbie was trash.

It's not trash. Stop that. Yeah, it's trash. You can say it's like, it's not your cup of tea, but it is a well-made movie. It's two-thirds of a movie. It's not two-thirds of a movie.

I loved it. I saw it three times. I've cried every single time. I cried a whole bunch. I fucking knew you. I turned to my girlfriend and said, I fucking know Vito cried

during this movie. I cried like a little bitch because that fucking... Which part did you cry at, Luke? I think I cried at the ending each time, during the scene which she didn't like, you know, where she kind of becomes human. Yeah.

I think I also cried when she was looking at the old lady. And I think also Ken made me cry, too. Oh, yeah. Because I actually thought it was very sympathetic. Yeah. I thought it was very interesting that a lot of, you know, the far right, they were kind of very offended by it for some reason. Because's come out. I thought it was very interesting that a lot of, you know, the far right and what they were kind of very offended by it for some reason. Because they are, Ken.

But I thought it was very sympathetic towards men who are lost, pretty much. You know, men who are like, I need to be like, you know, man, I need to hate women or whatever. Dude, it was the ultimate manosphere message. Don't let yourself be defined by whatever girl you're simping after. Like, that is not your identity. You are your own man. Stop obsessing over women. Yeah. And just be yourself. Yes. Yeah. So why are conservatives mad about that? That's like their favorite thing.

Because that's taking their money. They want to be the only ones saying that so they can sell memberships to their mob club. I say that. Women aren't allowed to say that. Shit. Undercuts my whole thing. Yeah. Barbie was an expertly crafted movie i agree it

has some third act problems but i think it will go down in time as one of these classic movies that we continue talking about like a willy walker and the chocolate factory you know the first one oh yeah i think it's gonna be charlie and the was the first one was willy walk in the chocolate factory yeah i think it's gonna be like one of those things for 20 years from now. It's like, oh, Barbie, what a classic film, timeless message. I think so, because even in terms of the special effects,

like there's no really CGI, really. Oh, the effects were great. You got to say that. It was one of the best movies I have ever seen until they said the Mojo Dojo Casa house.

Three times. The third time. And I said, let's go. That's it. That's the end of the movie. There's no more. At this point, there's no more writing. Yeah.

So whatever you think is going to happen, just invent it in your head. It's better than this trash. I would like to see what that script went through because that did feel like a last minute. Like, how do we wrap This thing up kind of thing It would have actually been better Okay here's how I would have done this

Usually the main character Barbie Fixes it not a lady That comes in that's a good point That's the mentor they kind of work Together a little bit yeah I think it would have been better if they had acknowledged Because like the feminists so the Barbies are Programmed they love patriarchy Yeah I decided the way to deprogram them is to give them

these like basic technologies feminist tautologies okay sure basic little messages about yeah the female experience like did you know men work you know twice as hard men work half as many hours or whatever or some shit yeah you know like what Is a feminist thing that they say they Expect us you know we're supposed to want money To not eat and not talk about it yeah We can't outwardly want money because they were greedy Yeah I think if the movie Had made it clear that that

Character was like listen these are really like Basic bitch morals but that's why we're Using them on Barbies because Barbies are Parodies of what it is to be a woman Sure so we can feed them these you know debunked kind of useless feminist talking points uh-huh and they go oh okay and they'll go back to their fake yeah feminist wonderland they weren't good people the barbies were not people at all that's the point they were not good they were not good things

and they just reverted back to being bad And selfish But they're not bad because they're toys They have completely different wants and desires Like the Kens are mostly happy With being second class citizens They're like Dumb

Uh huh You know Yeah they're accessories Yeah it's like You know you should pay You know Autistic people like a full wage. But if you give them, you know, minimum wage, they're usually okay with it, right?

What's that reduced rate that you can pay handicapped people? The government gives you money. Yeah. So you can pay them $2 an hour. And it's like, that's fine because they're not, you know, fully. That's a bad comparison. Yeah. The point is that they're dull.

Like, everybody was really mad. They're like, this movie hates men. And I have to go, well, the Kens aren't men. They're parodies of men. So they don't have the actual wants and desires of men. Yeah. Which is why it's okay within this fictional universe to treat them like dirt. Because they're basically...

That's not a good moral. No, it is. No, it's not. For a comedy movie, it's fine. It's funny. No, it's not. It's funny if it ends with... It's funny to start there.

It's not funny to end where you're treating something that resembles a human like trash. Barbie world is still controlled by little girls. So, like, little girls are still going to not really care about Ken. Vito's making so much sense. It's controlled by the girl that was dealing with growing up. No, it's controlled by all girls. It is a collective sphere controlled by the girls of the world. We've seen this

established in the movies. And the only way that changes is if you go to every little girl in the world and you go, hey, you should play with your Ken dolls more. And that is a good message for the movie. Globally, we need to change the way we raise kids after 70 fucking years. Girls can

just play with Barbie and there's no problem with it. And even if that means the Ken doll gets left in the toy box, that's fine because they're fucking toys and it doesn't matter. And that's funny. And it's funny that the Kens are like, can we have an elected... So why didn't Barbie want to say, yeah, yeah, can we be on the Supreme Court?

And they're like, can we just get one Ken on the Supreme Court? And they're like, abso-fucking-lutely not. Horrible. No no that's fucking hilarious I'm so glad they did that horrible decision so then why didn't Barbie want to stay in the world then because Barbie had fucking brain fried no she had evolved beyond being

a doll so a doll's world no longer appealed to her she had a taste of the proverbial apple of truth and knowledge yeah and desired something beyond this empty-headed plastic bliss. If anything, it's like really kind of coming down on the whole concept of Barbies in a way that it's like, oh, you're kind of shitting all over everything Barbie is. Like, I almost wish this wasn't a Barbie movie so they could have leaned into that more.

But it's basically saying this is a land created by children. Children are empty-headed simpletons. No rational human should want to live in Barbie land. It is a hellscape controlled by morons and children. Uh-huh. Okay? And that was the moral, and that's funny. Okay.

And you didn't get that because your conservative brain was like, duh, the women in the pink and I don't like when ladies and why weren't the men getting treated fairly? Duh. So you loved the last 40 minutes of that movie then. It had some issues. Yeah? It had some issues. Was the issue boredom? No, it was not boredom.

The last 40 minutes of 2001 A Space Odyssey was better than that. I laughed when the Barbie says, oh, are you watching The Godfather? I've never seen it. Yeah, that was great. Can you start from the beginning and explain every scene? There was some good stuff in that final act. I was laughing. I have all my money in a savings account.

My girlfriend goes, oh, that's you. I said, don't you fucking dare. Yeah, I have all my money. I said, please don't say bonds. Please don't say bonds. Please don't say. Fuck. Ken told her she needed to invest in bonds. I said please don't say bonds Please don't say bonds Please don't say Fuck Ken told her she needed to invest in bonds

Yeah and CDs I've had that exact conversation with a woman In the past couple months And now I'm going Yeah that movie was spot on Anyway that's my problem I hope my audience Go see Barbie if you haven't seen it yet

Luke you agree Just walk out I agree it's one of the best films I've ever made One of the best films Anyway, that's my problem. I hope my audience, go see Barbie if you haven't seen it yet. Luke, you agree? Just walk out. I agree. It's one of the best films ever made. One of the best films. It's really good. Yeah.

Until? Honestly, I thought Will Ferrell was one of the lacking parts. I didn't love him. I'm alone in that for some reason. Mommy, when he said, Mr. Mattel, call me Mommy. Call me Mommy. He was good. I just felt like I wanted more out of him I don't know

Well He wasn't such An important character No I guess No I mean it was a little confusing The whole Mattel Company kind of existing

In it's own reality That was great It was fun Why not I don't know It was hard to The movie was all over She's gotta become human

Oh how do we get her there I don't know She just becomes human That's fine She's depressed I did like when Rhea how do we get her there? I don't know. She just becomes human. That's fine. She's depressed. I did like when Rhea Perlman shows up and Will Ferrell's just like, oh yeah, we keep her ghost on the second floor. And I'm like, that's the explanation. Fuck

it. All right. I'm fine with it. Okay. Luke, do you want to go? What is your biggest problem in the universe? I would say Jewish conspiracies are basically conspiracies around Jewish people. Jewish conspiracies. I would say Jewish conspiracies. So basically conspiracies around Jewish people. Jewish conspiracies. I would.

Well, I'm right there with you because I see a lot of these and they're kind of ridiculous. What's your favorite one? Well, the one which I can't see really right now is basically the ADL controlling everything. Or even thinking pretty much the ADL is removing our free speech on Twitter. Elon Musk fucking hates them. He hates the ADL. He hates the ADL controlling everything. Yeah. Or even thinking pretty much the ADL is removing our free speech on Twitter. Elon Musk fucking hates them. He hates the ADL. He hates the ADL? He doesn't like them.

I mean, they have no contact. But he has to deal with them, though, right? No. What do you mean, no? They don't talk. They don't. Like, there is, like...

Oh, I mean, he has to deal with their, like, their, uh... Influence? Yeah, they're, like, they're labeling you an anti-Semite So that's the thing, right?

They actually don't have that much influence People think they do So they might put out like press statements This and that But Yeah No one really listens They don't

Really? What is something the ADL gets So does the ADL get accused of specifically silencing someone? Like the ADL has the power to go Hey, that guy Like let's use Nick Fuentes for an example. They would probably say, like, the reason he can't get on an airplane

is because the ADL has somehow used their influence to flag... Why can't he get on an airplane? Uh, he's on the do not fly list, right? I don't know. It's probably because of shit... You guys know more about Nick Fuentes. It's probably because of shit which he said, like, pretty much like you again.

Yeah. When you posted that video, you're probably the fault. But I think it just, it makes him be able to rally his followers more to be like, it's the ADL, I'm up against the ADL,

when in fact it's just Vito. Yeah. It sounds a lot more fun to say I'm being censored by the ADL than Vito got me kicked off Rumble because he reposted me saying crazy shit. So what do you think the ADL is? They're just nothing?

Do they have any influence at all by calling people anti-Semites? No. Maybe at one point in time. I mean, it's basically like, you know. I'd kill myself if I got put on their list. That's all I know. I didn't even know they had a list. Do they have a comprehensive list of all the anti-Semites?

I mean, there is some which are really fucking extreme, like Nick Fuentes and all that. There's proper white supremacists, all those things. But no, they don't really just go after just random people, this and that. Actually, I think Faye Tame, and I don't really get along with the CEO. I mean, I'm constantly kind of calling him out on Twitter, all those things. With whom? The CEO of the ADL.

CEO? Who's that? Is that Greenblatt? Yeah Yeah I guess pretty much Yeah you can see my tweets I'm just kind of yelling at him all the time I am

Because I don't think He does his job well enough Like again I'm just finding if it sounds like I'm just praising Vito Like Vito should be new CEO of the ADL You should be

I don't know why I'm the only one who reported That Nick Fuentes said You know I want to make them die. I expected there to be a lot more news articles about that. Because no one pays attention to those things. So even Nick Fuentes' Twitter account, right?

Yeah. Basic, when he kind of was, you know, had a Twitter account and his followers, all those things. I mean, he kind of outed himself, like pretty much. Like even when he put up on his Telegram, oh, my account got suspended for 12 hours it's like okay that's really his account then that's basically he had a new account that he was using it's him on twitter he wants people to be able to participate he basically

exposes himself and if you just check his shit or just you know various videos all those kind of things it's very easy yeah it's okay that's him all those kind of things. It's very easy. Yeah. It's okay, that's him. So to kind of, since because of, again, Vito, because of Fuentes, you know, putting death on people pretty much, you know, Twitter, even Elon, doesn't really fucking want him, like, on his platform. Yeah.

He doesn't. So it's very easy. Pretty much you just go over to Twitter UK, you do. Pretty much you just don't go via the US branch. Yeah. Go to the UK and you're like, there to the account they're like yeah we perma banned him banned so Twitter UK has a different moderation staff that like acts on stuff uh quicker I guess uh I don't or just takes that stuff more seriously because I think European countries really don't like anti-semitism no I don't even think's that. I think it's because I couldn't get to any American organization.

Yeah. Oh, you contacted them and said that's him. Yeah, because everyone was kind of also snitching on him. Yeah, they figured it out pretty quickly. Well, he hosts Spaces in his new account. Yeah, so everyone was just snitching on him.

So then I just, after a while when I noticed that nothing was fucking being done, I was I just, after a while, when I noticed that nothing was fucking being done, I was just like, after a while, I was like, here you guys go. And then within like a couple hours. Do you think there's any, when you're, have you ever been banned from ADL?

But to be clear, the ADL had nothing to do with it. The ADL had nothing to do with it. I'll make this 100% clear. Do you think a big organization that celebrities donate to constantly calling a platform anti-Semitic, would hurt its ad revenue? Again, I don't think the ADL has that much power. I don't think so. I don't think it's managed that well.

Well, maybe I'm ignorant because I don't know anything that the ADL does. I know, like, they'll issue, like, press releases, right? Have you seen hate speeches on the rise? Have you ever seen anything that says hate speeches on the rise what? They give like a little infographic. Yeah, they're the ones putting that out So what's that she but is that like like a lot of organizations put out these like are you worried about anti-semitism? Yes, have you ever wondered where you got that idea? Think I got it from seeing the what the shit that Quentin says

I don't think I needed the ADL to make a little graph about it. You think everybody works like that? I don't know. Yeah. I think you can, I think, honestly, let's be clear, I'm friends with a lot of Jewish creators. Seeing the things they say about Mr. Girl,

I went, wow, this anti-Semitism is on the rise. Seeing some of the memes they made of that guy, I went, okay. I have a question. I don't want to forget it. Because I know, it seems like Nick

Puentes I did not need a graph is what I'm well the graph exists if you want graphs out there if you want to shove that graph anyone's more uh do you think that Nick getting banned from everything like after a while wears down on someone's brain and makes them more extremist after a while because I've been banned and every time I get banned from something the hatred is really uh uh it's uh unenchable, the amount of hate that I feel toward anyone. But I'm a lot older than Nick. You have an incentive to play by the rules at that point as well. That's true too, yeah.

What was the reason you got banned, though? What did you do? Oh, God, every single reason I've been banned. I got banned. My YouTube account got banned because, Because Well for making fun of fat women That was making fun of Tess Holliday That was one strike

Another strike was showing A bunch of naked Topless men Piled on top of each other That they said was women So they gave me a strike for that And then the third one was I said

Kanye was in a fight With OJ Simpson Don't say it on here. Oh, yeah, yeah. Probably don't say it then. Okay, that's why you got it. You know OJ, the juice. The juice.

Right? I said he's in a fight with OJ Simpson. Kanye has a big problem with the juice. He's like, the juice gets away with... Okay, I got that. I got a hate speech strike for that. It goes, let's take a look at that photo real quick that I got banned for. No.

That's actually just YouTube, that is, that's actually just YouTube that is pretty much just because YouTube is advertisers all those things whether I agree with things or not because I come from Europe right so in Europe we have hate speech laws and I'm kind of I'm very European in that regard you're pro those laws are you okay with those laws yeah so I mean I'm very

pro those laws and we have to have those fucking laws because of what fucking happened in Europe pretty much. So you understand why the German government is kind of like, what the fuck, anything. They're very protective. Seems like it's always coming back, you know? Yeah, I mean, Germany. But that's my question is, does squeezing it down actually do anything?

I don't because based on talking with Nazis because you really have to kind of understand how they think and what they're saying because

I hate Nazis like Nick Fuentes I fucking hate that guy but his followers some of these people honestly are lost they are like I nearly

kind of feel bad for them they kind of want a sense of community all those things and I feel like America like in a way is weirdly because America is so divisive basically kind of want a sense of community all those things and I feel like America like in a way is weirdly because America is so divisive

basically kind of like just even on the Barbie movie it's just fucking stupid just even turning that into a whole that was part of the reason why I hated it

why I brought it in because it made people act like animals like tribalism and ideology is stupid and that's kind of what I mean so while in Europe

I feel like pretty much being French, even if I sound British, that I will talk to anyone. I just disagree with you, fuck off. Or I get a drink. But we're kind of more cordial.

We're not like telling each other apart. But we're less extreme, for example. Like even our far right, they don't talk about abortions because abortion is legal, for example. So the far right even is very different. That's the dumbest issue we have here. it's not religious it isn't in france uh in france you're saying it's not considered a religious issue no because you cannot mix in religion and

politics in france it's straight up illegal oh that's interesting yeah so it's pretty much this this thing i'm wearing here right i could not go to school with this in a public school. Because it's a cross? Yeah. Oh, sorry. Yeah. I've become Christian now. That's his cross.

It's his classic cross. It's his Star of David if you're not watching it. But yeah, but in fact. Oh, so I'm a Christian guest now. I thought you were wearing it as like a joke. Like a F you. It's an upside down one. Yeah.

But basically, yeah. so religion isn't allowed it's super secular it's outright kind of yeah it's super frowned upon it's like why are you doing that it's because when the

French Revolution happened it's kind of like fuck the church they're taking our money they're controlling everything and then it's great pretty much

while in America all these culture wars it's just again it's just demonizing everyone from every side because I very much believe in if someone fucks up rather than just putting

their mouth on blast or those things if they're Nick Fuente then they just continue right fuck him but if they fuck up go and talk to them privately go and be like

hey this is where you fucked up man maybe this is why it's offensive to me maybe this is why it's dangerous to me don't go out and call them publicly

don't go out and try and do a card on don't shame them yeah yeah because that entrenches them a lot yeah because people also change throughout life like people in their 20s or teenagers are very different because it's a teenagers which have said stupid shit or even anti-semitic shit i'm kind of like i think they can change pretty much like i don't think we need to ban them forever all those things that's why i guess i have a more empathetic way of looking at people and that's why i'm willing to kind of talk to everyone even people i strongly disagree with because i i do think we can find things in common and maybe i can help make them maybe less extreme well those things because me say for example i don't i don't like the manosphere but i don't i don't like like so many things which are kind of on what i consider you know the far right all those things but

well i have a conversation with them privately probably i would pretty much expect this is why this is kind of dangerous i think please don't do this rather than trying like unless they're you know trying to just be more more controversial but I think also a lot of these people also do want attention. They do pretty much. So they just go to such. That's a lot of that. Yeah, they just go to such a stream. But the problem is not necessarily them.

It's the influence which they have on young people, a lot of young people which aren't necessarily that smart pretty much. But that's something, again, the big organizations pretty much, anti-hate no matter what they're not really they don't really know internet culture don't really understand it

they don't and that's why Frentis was able to spread so quick that's why he's able to do all those things and that's why it takes people like

Vito like all these small things pretty much I don't know if I want to keep taking credit for this you already took it you might as well

take it as hard as possible if I keep getting monetized off it. Is it troubling to you that Nick's banned? He used to not be banned for a long time. He could respond to everybody.

So, since he got banned off Twitter, I receive way less death threats. So, I'm actually kind of happy about that. Oh, yeah.

His followers have, so his followers have really been coming at you over this Holocaust museum, right? Yeah, which basically shows they're scared it shows basically that kind of meals have been in the space and doing digital things video games this and that

it shows that the nazis well because they want to reach young people and you're reaching young people of course the most obvious way possible going into the video game yeah and then the thing is with me the way i approach video games i'm not approaching things even the lighting darkness that game which i first launched was received very well like even in Saudi Arabia right which has no Holocaust education whatsoever like

why did they they had their own they had a take on it specifically Saudi Arabia well it's it's where it's finished the most

and where I get the most messages from it's because I kind of tell a story I tell a story I'm not coming in

I'm basically telling people you're bad you're this you're that I'm telling a story hope people connect to coming in and basically telling people, you're bad, you're this, you're that. I'm telling a story. I hope people connect to it. People connect to it.

It makes them feel something. It makes them realize some things. And that's why I sound like a fucking hippie right now. I do. You look like one as well. I do, actually, too. I like it. It's a good look.

Except for the banning all speech and stuff. It's very... Yeah, yeah. It's back from... Yeah. I am for banning all speech. And now It's very... Yeah, yeah. It's big for... Yeah. I am for banning all speech. Fuck. And now Nick Fuentes is going to take this. Yeah, don't give him that clip.

Don't you wish that he was... Nick Fuentes was like a little bigger to be like the boogeyman of anti-Semitism? He's such a little guy, you know? How could he... I think he's effective because he's a little guy. Oh, I'm not afraid of that little... I don't know.

It's like it's funny. Look, we've said it on this show before. Nick Fuenz is a great sense of humor. He's like a comedian. He's got good comic timing. That's why he works. Yeah, that's why he's so effective. That's why I've told people,

don't pretty much hear the threat, but don't turn him to this big kind of scary figure. Make fun of that little dick. Just make fun of him pretty much. And don't make fun of him when he's making fun of him very much just kind of just don't make fun of him when he's making it see the problem i see if we're talking about fuentes reputation is like a lot of these like news places are like he said he wants to you know have you know juice well no but like other stupid shit like he made some joke like oh i want like a 16 year old trad wife or

whatever else i'm like yeah but he's joking, you're just boosting his jokes at that point. I don't know. Nick Fuentes, look, he's an interesting. I'm not. He's interesting now. He is interesting. I think he's on the way out. I think here's the problem.

So we're talking about Jewish conspiracies, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Nick Fuentes. The Talmud, that's a Jewish conspiracy. I don't like that one. If anybody ever brings up the Talmud, I'm like, fucking, give me a break. Fucking stop.

I mean, that's the thing with all these conspiracies in general. They think Jews are so much more powerful, this and that, and it's... I don't know how to explain. When you're actually Jewish, you just realize it. You just realize that pretty much

most organizations behind the scenes, it's kind of, oh, fuck, someone just said this. Nothing can be done, pretty much. It's just a complete chaos behind the scenes, it's kind of, oh, fuck, someone just said this. Nothing can be done. It's just a complete chaos behind the scenes. If there was a global Jewish conspiracy, you would be paid a bunch of money to be doing this. You wouldn't be here right now. You would not be in a shitty little podcasting studio.

But you got a thing in Fortnite that's huge. He's not getting paid for it. It's like they did it as a nice little token gesture. And they've done it before, so it's kind of their thing. I even posted my credit score, which is 400. Okay, well then there's definitely no Jewish conspiracy. That's a fake score. I can even open it up.

A Jewish man with a 400 credit score? You're not part of any conspiracy. Do you think that Jews, the culture and the lifestyle in general, it sets you up for success where other... No. You're not at all not better than... No, I wish. Oh, I don't know, man.

If I could get white people to stop watching football so much, that would be a big win. I've never heard a Jewish guy scream at me about the way the Raiders did. Well, what if somebody comes to you and they say, I think there's a Jewish conspiracy because look at all the success Jews have had. That's only just a couple people. What would you say, though? If you look pretty much in America, there is a lot of Jews,

pretty much compared to other countries. Sure. But if you compare, compared to all the executives and everything, look at the banks, for example. It's all the fucking Irish. And then you also have the Greek. Okay, I'm not saying it's the Irish. No, no, no.

I'm there with you. It's not. The Irish don't control things. I'm actually part Irish, so that's fine. You get a pass. They don't, but that's just how fucking stupid it is. But the banking thing,

you guys know where it comes from, right? Well, it's because they were only, the money lenders weren't allowed to operate. The Gentiles weren't allowed to do that. The church forced Jews pretty much to do money. But then Napoleon, when Napoleon came to power, he actually banned Jews from looking after banking. Yeah.

He did, so it kind of changed the whole thing. But that's what I mean. All these dumb conspiracies are like from hundreds of years ago. At least, I don't know, come up with something new. What about Jews running Hollywood? Is that a conspiracy? I mean, it's kind of like the South Park episode where there's a lot of people.

If people Jews are really running Hollywood, right, I would be more successful. So you gotta say yes to one. The explanation for that, though, is that Jews, you know, did vaudeville and stuff. Yeah, yeah, so it's that pretty much. Jews came and, like, founded Hollywood.

That's a reason. Yeah. That's not a debunker. And then once they were in charge of it, they're like, well, why would we give this up to anybody else? Believe me, I'm glad they do because I don't want to watch movies about football and basketball all year long where it's guys having free throw contests with each other and then getting into an argument and having another free throw contest with each other. That's what it would be if white people ran Hollywood. And because it's shoes running Hollywood, instead, we get the movie about

how they made the shoes and the business deals for the basketball players. It's like, well, business is way more interesting than sports. And I'm like,

it is kind of more interesting. Yeah. But yeah, so that's, that's pretty much, I mean, the thing, even if you look

when Ed Simmons was kind of rising, all those things, a lot of actors, if it was really a thing where Jews controlled Hollywood, you had all the actors, you had everyone speak out and nothing happens. Even when rising, all those things, a lot of actors, if it was really a thing where Jews controlled Hollywood, you had all the actors, you had everyone speak out and nothing happens.

Even when Kanye, like it took a lot of people after a while to kind of speak out, but all people kind of like just letting him do his thing pretty much. I've met a lot of Jews.

I can't put his bank account right away. Oh, what? Then they killed his Adidas deal right away. Yeah, but you know why? Adidas killed that deal because Adidas' ties to Nazism was found at its past founding. So Adidas was kind of like, okay. Yeah, Adidas was like worried. They're like, listen, we already got some skeletons in our closet.

Oh, okay, all right. Their demo is very, they're history buffs. What can I say? That's true. Yeah, so they didn't have a choice because they're like, shit, everyone's now talking about our fucking history. And this guy just praised fucking Hitler. So they kind of just had no choice. Here's the problem with Jewish conspiracies,

is I hear all the time that the Jews are on everything. Every Jew I know is fucking poor and is not getting me in on the running things. Oh. I'm like, man, how come I can't meet one of these Jews who's in charge of everything? Like with you, I was like, oh, he's got the Holocaust Museum in Fortnite.

This guy's rolling and running. We're going out for potato pancakes after this. And then you come in here and you tell me you're not even getting a dollar for it. You got an extra paid content in there? Like, are you slipping in

any paid content? Like, oh, this door is locked. It's like DLC. Yeah, exactly. Everything's fully free. There's got to be like an exclusive like Jewish skin that's like 20 bucks.

You got to get them to put that in. I'm sure that will go really well. Get a hiding from the Nazis emote and charge 20 bucks and all the money goes to you and some to survivors. There's no emotes allowed in the museum. Yeah, well, they can take the emote out of the museum. It's for later. Just one emote. Yeah.

Like a million bucks. There's a bunch of houses. Andrew Tate can buy it before he goes to jail. Oh, guys, did you see what Andrew Tate posted? What did he post? I didn't see that. No, what's happening? He deleted it super quick, so. Oh, yes, I did! Yeah, say it. Yeah, the value

attainment guy, he was all like, Jews, Christians and Muslims should align against wokeness. Okay. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. And then Andrew Tate pretty much posted a meme where it was A crusader And a Muslim guy Pretty much You know

Against a big head With a Jewish staff Yeah I'm like Well that doesn't surprise me So he's trying to say That the Jews are the problem They're causing wokeness now

No Wait a minute It was a meme Where it's like Everybody's fighting And there's like A very You can see

A Jewish stereotype puppet mastering it I was shocked I think I did see that image now that you mention it yeah there's a there's one guy on the left

one guy on the right I actually do think I actually do believe honestly Andrew Tate I mean he's not an idiot he saw that thing he did

he posted it and he's like oh fuck kind of thing but I do think because at times during the interviews he doesn't want to talk because people have asked him about Jewish stuff and he's like oh fuck kind of thing but I do think because at times during the interviews he doesn't want to talk

because people have asked him about Jewish stuff and he doesn't want to talk about it because I do think he probably has some views which aren't too great and that's why he doesn't want to talk about it

well also if he denies it he turns off a ton of his base like it happens to me all the time where if I just don't say racist things constantly people are

angry angry you had Zerka on and Zerka like kept using like slurs and you're like well dude I'm on like Patreon like I could get booted

I just don't like it I don't want to hear slurs all the time people listening at home just don't want to hear fucking slurs all the time yeah because in the case of Zerka because I know Zerka's

been like kind of pushed where a lot of people think you know he's part of the whole new wave of antisemitism all those things because like when I see him use the n-word all that kind of stuff like a lot of people think, you know, he's part of the whole new wave of anti-Semitism or those things. Because when I see him use the N-word, all that kind of stuff, like in public,

I'm like, he acts like a 14-year-old, how I feel, he acts like a 14-year-old boy in a man's body pretty much. And I don't know, I just don't find that shit funny. I like controversial comedy. I do like, I think that sometimes it's funny, sometimes I, eh. But you know, I'm not really for banning comedians

or anything like that. Comedy is comedy. And when comedians fuck up, let I, eh. But, you know, I'm not really for banning comedians or anything like that. Comedy is comedy. And when comedians fuck up, let them fuck up. Well, we're getting banned. And when people like me get banned, all that's left is Zerka and the other end. And that's what I think. He can survive on, like, nothing. I can't.

But that's what I think is kind of fascinating, like, in a way. And maybe I'm going to get shit for this or not but even when i notice people kind of standing up to fuentes it's kind of these controversial comments because you want to say again veto so i keep on talking about you no it's fine i love it but even veto veto is he's a leftist but it's still quite controversial yeah i'll say fucked up shit so you have all these people who are actually managing to stand up to fuentes who are kind of you know maybe a bit too controversial for people but i actually think they're the most effective against him and because nobody wants their mom telling nick fuentes he fucked up they want ethan ralph to tell nick fuentes he's a pedophile and he hangs out with pedophiles like

i've been paying attention to you some ralph yeah i have oh it's hilarious yeah i've i've been sending to loads of like people I've been like look what the fuck is going on over here like I actually think this might be the guy to fucking take him down

oh the ultimate way to take Neve Quintus is to go well you hang out with pedophiles I if I had to pick one I would bet on

Ralph obviously it's obviously a destroying America first from the inside and I have I don't know much about Ethan Ralph I've seen some kind of videos

Well he's got his own problems I don't know if I would exactly call him A friend of the Jewish community Yeah that's what I mean He doesn't exactly see Well Gabe Hoffman went on his show And Ralph like James Carville Eviscerated him and his support for Israel

Which it was amazing And like more devastating argument Against I don't know what they call it, but just like Israel as a political influence in America, which is huge. Yeah. That's more like a political thing to me. Yes. You know what I mean? So now the worst part for me is, uh, because I hate the American banking system.

It's fucked me over. I think it's fucked. It's fucking over every single person in America. That's funny. That's one thing which actually again, people might not like this. I actually don't really agree with because we can't exact, I mean,

people need to have access to banking and people can change again. It's different if it's like a fucking terrorist. You're saying don't limit access to banking. Yeah. If it's a terrorist organization, right? Yeah. And that's a terrorist organization, right? Yeah. And that's funding, like, a form of, like, violence, like, fuck that shit. But if it's someone who said something fucked up, like, you just can't. So, in America, our system of, like, debt financing and taxation is so great that it's draining, in my opinion, it's just draining all the wealth of the country and giving it to banks.

In my opinion, it's just draining all the wealth of the country and giving it to banks. And coming at that kind of a problem at all in like a purely financial political way will attract the most vicious and outspoken anti-Semites, which guarantees that it will fail. I cannot. I can't talk about banks because I get all these fucking people going. Yes. The JQ. I'm like, shut the fuck up for a second. Like,

we're trying to do something here. Just shut up. Shut the fuck up. But have you guys noticed something that's kind of interesting is that Bernie Sanders is pretty much one of the most, he's the most leftist politician.

And that's honestly, you know, coming from Europe or that, we're actually, we're very, like, progressive, very like,

fuck the banks, fuck all this, fuck all those kind of things and that's why again it's these jewish conspiracies are fucking stupid pretty much because you have bernie sanders yeah they're counterproductive yeah it just it makes no sense and again the ceos they're all they're not jewish that's the thing they aren't like jamie diamond i don't think he's jewish no oh dude they always post these memes and they go, look, everybody in the government is Jewish. And then you go like-

They found 20 people who are Jewish. Yeah, you found 20 people out of like the 8,000 government jobs. I don't want to get involved in all that. Everybody at Fox News is Jewish. And it'll be like, that bitch hasn't worked there for eight years. That guy got fired last year. It's like, that's not true. Yeah.

I think people go to the Jewish conspiracies because, all right, everybody goes to conspiracies. The reason they're popular is that life is complicated, and everybody hates the fact that life is complicated, so they always try to reduce it down to the simplest fucking thing. There's right and there's left. There's men and there's women, and sometimes they change. Okay, well, whatever. And then they go, and Jews run it all, and that's all you need to know, and if anything goes wrong, it's a Jewish person's fault.

That's the problem fault That's the problem That's the problem Is that no There's a lot going on You would do worse That's what you should be saying Yeah they run it But you would do a lot worse

You would do a lot worse I do want to say In defense of Nick Fuentes He's a very devout Catholic And I know he has love For everybody in him I've heard him say it Sure

I want to see more I hope I see more of that in the future. I don't want him to go away. Well, he's going away. He fucked up. It's over. He can't. He's a person, though.

So he can stop saying. He wants the country to be better. He's just got to stop saying that stuff. He's fine. He wants the country to be better. He wants the whole country to be white and Christian from what it sounds like pretty much. It's not exactly better. Dick only values Nick Fuentes

because Dick values chaos and anybody who pisses other people off therefore has value in Dick's eyes. Okay, you know what? Shut him down then. Keep going.

Keep doing what you're doing. We're not going to shut him down. It's just like he's going to naturally all you have to do is take what he says and go, okay, guys,

here's what he says. He's a piece of shit. We all know it. Yeah, you've just seen his videos. The fact that he occasionally has a good zinger, which I have admitted to,'ve just seen The fact that he occasionally Has a good zinger Which I have admitted to

Does not excuse the fact That he's out there Like LARPing as a Nazi And it's fucking Cringe as hell If anything it's cringe When you get up there On the stage

And you got the bullets Behind you and the grenades He's not doing a whole show About you I'll tell you that much I'm gonna make I'm gonna make a white Nationalist country And me and my buddies

And I'm like You're not gonna fucking Do anything This is like a LARP It's stupid shut up And you know what it is I'm going to make a white nationalist country and me and my buddies. And I'm like, you're not going to fucking do anything. This is like a LARP. It's stupid. Shut up. And you know what it is? And it's the same thing Zerka's doing.

A lot of these guys are doing it. They're just playing the penis game. Remember the penis game? What is Zerka's thing? What's his main thing? He's doing this. He's going, you would be hanging out in class. And one kid goes, penis.

And the other kid's got to say it louder. And he goes, penis. And the teacher's in the front of the room. And finally, one kid goes penis and the other kids got to say it louder he goes penis and the teachers in the front of the room and finally one kid just goes penis and they're all just trying to yell jews as loud as they possibly can you have a penis game in france no what's penis in french pennies did you have the pennies game yeah pennies did you ever yell something to fuck with the teachers something stupid and offensive we never like yelled oh you guys have respect no no we didn't have much Oh, you guys have respect.

No, no, we didn't have much respect, honestly. We're French. We're constantly violating. Yeah, you keep it bottled up and wait to unleash it on the streets of old Paris. Yeah. Yeah, Zerka to me is a guy who figured out shock humor way too late in life. But he's not even that funny. Well, most people have really bad senses of humor.

So, wow. He just yells words. All I ever hear about these guys is like, Wow, can you believe he said that? I'm like, yeah, because he's a dummy who's trying to say something really loud and obnoxious to get attention. I don't know, man. How does he even make money? Because he keeps on claiming he's super rich. He's lying. He doesn't have the money he has. This is what I think is interesting. All these man influencers, Manosphere.

Manosphere. They're always like, I'm so fucking rich. And I'm like, how are you doing guys make money? Yeah, they're all lying. They're not. Like Andrew Tate started the whole, let's just lie about, I'm a billionaire. It's like, you don't have, no, you're not. Yeah.

Trump does not. Trump is a billionaire. See, you have to start telling at least some things that are true. You can't lie like this. I don't know if Trump's a billionaire. You have to start telling at least some things that are true. You can't lie like this. I don't know if Trump's a billionaire anymore. He is a billionaire, like, in assets. In assets, maybe. If he sold Trump Tower.

That's what money is. What's Trump Tower valued at? Like, half a million? Like, most billionaires don't have that money in the bank. I think Nick Fuente, I think there's a good guy there. I think all these guys. I think there's a lot of guys that I think all these guys, I think there's all these, I think there's a lot of guys that,

you don't have to say that. Well, you can keep beating these guys. I love dogs. Yeah, you know, I'd keep fucking beating those guys up and see what fucking happens. All that's happening is my Twitter engagement rates go up and I'm getting paid. So yeah,

I'm absolutely going to keep doing that. He has cozy. He has all his own shit. Like, like he's not. Okay. So that's one thing which i do think is kind of funny with just just in general when i see like again just from my comments everyone's

like you want ban free speech this and i'm like guys you still have your cozy you still have that like like stop fucking complaining and also still have rumble too he's coming back to rumble he's still on rumble and he and he was on valutainment he was on Valuetainment. He was pretty much. He got free speech. And of course, he was more contained and all those things. So he's not getting banned. He needs to stop. He needs to stop playing himself as a victim. That's the thing.

These anti-Semites keep on playing themselves as a victim. They keep on, again, thinking it's the ADL is taking them down. They're going to have a memorial in Fortnite next. Nope. I'm going to get a job at the the adl and then i will have the power okay what's your what's your problem is there any other uh jewish conspiracies you wanted to go over we've gone pretty deep i think we've done kind of main ones and nick fuentes is a dick yeah that's the main takeaway yeah is that uh me and luke are fighting bravely against Nick Fuentes, apparently. And it's only us.

It's only us and no one else. And that's what's important. And we're not being secretly funded. And after the show, you got to check out my brand new Ford F-150. You guys got to get some money. Contact Gabe Hoffman. Get some money. You got to get Epic. You got to get some money.

Tell Epic to give you like some swag at least. Have them send you like a jacket. Well, just allowing me to just do this thing it's just amazing and kind of I would say one thing though listen the Nazis

kind of going after it pretty much it just kind of really proved my point and it actually it's helped elevated and now everybody

knows about it well yeah because it's like international news all those things so if anything like I mean they kind of showed the need for it

they did pretty much so but again they probably invented this whole conspiracy they'd be like look what you guys did that

thank you I will say I want you to think about Dick's idea for a tiny holocaust museum inside of a holocaust museum inside the holocaust museum and we can set

we can set it up we can like put it on us and secretly bring it in and plant it there. My problem, Dick, is knots. Knots?

Knots. When you tie a knot. Oh, okay. You know? Or like, let's put it this way. You ever wearing like sweatpants? Yeah. I'm wearing them right now.

Okay. They're just sawed off. Do you have the kinds that have like the knotted, you know? I got it right here. Yeah, right? Okay. You're looking at it. Yeah.

Okay, but sometimes it gets loose, even though you knotted it perfectly to be the exact amount of length. Okay. It starts getting loose, and then your pants start slipping down. And then you got this knot, and it's tied too. It's knots tied too tightly where you're trying to undo this knot so you can retie it. And I'm there on the target, and I'm fiddling with my pants Untying this knot and some ladies looking at me. You guys want a beer? I'm good. I'm good. All right It's your smart water that you brought I'll get my smart water later

The point is when you get that knot and it's so tight and you're like, how am I gonna undo this knot? Yeah, and it's just a huge pain in the ass. It's a huge waste of time. When you get your food delivered from the Chinese place. You're like, am I going to have to break my nail? Yeah. Am I going to have to get pliers to get this sweatpants knot? When you have to go get like a knife to undo the little loop in the knot. And then you have to take your pants off or you're going to risk stabbing yourself in the balls.

Yes. Yes. It's the biggest problem in the universe. It's the biggest problem in the universe. Yeah. When they come, when your food comes from the thing, you the universe. It's the biggest problem in the universe. Yeah. When they come, when your food comes from the thing, you're like, did you really have to tie the bag that tight? And then you're like, I might as well just rip.

Just tear the bag open. Yeah, then you just rip through the bag. And then I can't throw it away because I fucked up the bag. Exactly. So I have to take it individually and be all careful. Yeah. Knots tied too tightly. Yeah.

Are the biggest problem in the universe. Mm-hmm. To knots On like pants Pants Pants Shoes Food containers

Shoes Shoes I tie them too loosely Because I don't want It to be too tight Yeah So then it comes untied It's a lot of clothing Related knots

Yeah Or like I've had A sweat You ever have those sweatshirts That has like the hood And it's got the little The pulley string If you want to pull The hood closed that has like the hood and it's got the little, the pulley string. If you want to pull the hood closed.

Yeah. But then the knot's not big enough and it starts traveling. It gets sucked in inside. You have to untie it to put it back through. Right. And now the knot's trapped in there because you can't grab at it. Yeah. Knots, Dick.

Knots. Yeah. And they never teach us in school. They only teach you like one or two types of knots. And then later on in life, you learn that like fishermen have access to like thousands of different types of knots. I hate those. Every time I

see like a poster of all the different knots that fishermen tie. Yeah. Like why don't you go fuck yourself? Yeah, but what if they're better? I want to know why. That's why I think oh, fuck you. I think it's want to know why I think Oh fuck you I'm sure a fisherman never has a problem With his fucking drawstring of his sweatpants It's always a perfect shipman's

Hitch with a u-bend And he just you know loops it in and ties it around It's lack of knot knowledge It's knots that are too Tight knots that are too loose Right knots that you just can't and then you go should I Double knot it and then you gotta undo the loose. Right. Knots that you just can't. And then you go, should I double knot it? And then you got to undo the double knot. Yeah.

Knots. Or your girlfriend asks you to like tie a dress or something. You just tie this. You tie a balloon to a little boy's. Can't you have like a clasp or something? A little boy's what? A little boy's hand around the wrist. What else am I going to tie the balloon to?

I don't know. I to? I don't know. I'm sure I don't know what's on your torrenting history. And then the kid's fucking around with the rope, and the knot comes undone, and his balloon flies away. No, you got to do like one little tiny loop, and then you loop it through. Yeah. Yeah, I agree.

It's a big problem. Nuts. Okay. That's my problem. Good problem. Thank you. Luke, we're going to do voicemail. I don't know what your schedule is like.

Usually we do voicemails and read super chats, but... I'm good. You're saying it. It'll be for later. All right. So these you won't be able to hear. Maybe hold the cup up to your ear and then you can hear the voicemail. Yeah.

That'll help. All right. Let me see here. That's a lot of voicemail. There's some old ones. Do people lot of voicemail. Those are some old ones. Do people send angry voicemail? Mostly. Yeah, they hate me.

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Get the fuck, get on top of it. Stop letting your payment run out. I'm sick. I'm sick of this. All right, here we go. Thank you. Dude, seriously, biggest problem in the universe is, in fact, being disabled, just as Dick was.

So I was pushing down the trash, hand went through an old cookie jar, covered 11 tendons, two nerves, arguing to be. Oh! You know what? You know how difficult life can be?

Whatever you can't jerk off. Whatever, like how Dick said, you can't even take a bag of food and a receipt at the same time. Having to reach over with your left hand to change shifts in your car when you're trying to drive. It's so annoying. You can't work out. You can't do anything. Everyone looks at you like you're some kind of a weirdo whenever you're not using your right hand to do anything in public. It's like, no, stop judging me, please.

I'm injured. I'm disabled. Yeah. Handicapped. Yeah. This is bullshit. I'm not even getting paid for this. What?

You got to get disability of some sort. Some disabled folks are out there getting money. They're fat. Yeah. They claim that they can't walk. I can't walk. I can't use my right hand. I'm the one paying for all

my shit. What is happening in this society? Yeah, what's society, man? So his hand went through a cookie jar? I guess. Hopefully it's repairing itself. I guess he got it sewn together. That's a lot of tendons. One time I broke my arm.

I was at an improv comedy thing, and one of the guys on my team had some kind of cerebral palsy where he couldn't use one arm, and I was just complaining about my broken arm, and everyone was like, oh, wow. And he goes, yeah, it must really suck to not be able to use it. Oh, man, I'm sorry. I'm talking about it too much.

You dick. Okay, this is Contrarians. I don't know what that says. Hey, KKVito, my biggest problem is fact Contrarians. Fact Contrarians. Where you give them like a stat or something, and then like no matter what, they'll be like, well, that's not the case all the time. That's not the case all the time. the case all the time let's not say it's all the time so let's say to the episode 100 spectacular if you brought up like the drive time of like guys drive 60 more than women or whatever yeah and i'm sitting here because just saying like what the fuck like 60 000 miles it's nothing i

drive for my job so i drive a lot more than the average person um and i'm just sitting here like okay if i was a stupid person i would say well that's not true because i drive a thousand miles a week even though that that's not how averages work because i'm not retarded if that makes sense i don't know it's like whenever you give like a fucking back or something to somebody yeah that's uh it's exception of the rule people where you go like well i have never experienced that it's like well yeah it's not saying everyone's gonna experience that you know i think it's a kind of iq test where they can't imagine like averages right what do you think about that detroit is the most dangerous city and they go well i went to detroit it's fine nothing happened and it's like that's fucking

irrelevant to the stat i used to think they're fucking don't even need to mention that at all yeah i used to think they're just fucking with You don't even need To mention that at all Yeah I used to think They're just fucking with me But now I think They just can't Imagine People believe Their own experience

Is all of the experiences Okay Here's one about eBay Hey Dick Hey Vito The biggest problem With eBay Is eBay listing

Prop policy This better be good I'm trying to sell A thing for like 10 bucks I'm just trying To get rid of it I put it up For auction And i set like oh you could either or you could like bid to

buy it now or whatever uh-huh so already losing me i get an offer for like somebody matching it and then i get an offer for somebody to buy it five dollars5 more. So I'm like, okay, cool. And then all of a sudden, for some reason, a different guy places a bid for $10. Go on. And that somehow, like, deletes the... Cut it, cut it, cut it. Come on! No one gives a shit.

Just voicemail. Quick to the point. A guy bid on my thing, then another guy bid on my thing, and here's how I feel about it. What's the fucking policy, man? I don't need the entire fucking item history of your eBay item. Uh-huh. You're killing me. Okay.

Video games are not religion. Oh, yeah, this is an anti-veto. Oh, so this was a point I brought up on the previous show, which I think... Retarded point. No, I think gamers now are more unified. I think people Are unified more Along their hobbies And interests

And political beliefs You said video games Are a religion Video games are Well I think essentially They're a religion You're doing it With the voicemail guy did

Like this build up He wasn't here for it So he doesn't know What he said We weren't there For the fucking voicemail Okay we'll just Fucking play it

Glad to see Sean On the show Great show But Vito You really think That video games are equivalent to religion now? Yes. Have people killed other people over video games? Absolutely.

Maybe a couple, but not millions of people. Fucking idiot. Absolutely. Terrible point. Terrible point Terrible point It's a good point and you're just lying About it being a bad Have people killed people over video games

Absolutely Where the fuck does that happen Like a couple people got swatted People kill for religion That's what they do Not for video games Horrible horrible take Horrible I think take. Horrible.

I think that I could make the argument that these mass shooter guys who are going in these buildings and killing everybody, it's because they're worried that the modern whatever society is coming down and going to take away their video games. Part of it, yeah, that they're going to woke-ify them and sub woke up and i i think we had that craze with the clintons i don't think we have that craze anymore i think that people are inspired to violence because they feel that their way of life is being encroached on one of those most obvious ways of life is video games well they don't want their they don't want anybody touching their video games are they uh are they getting married under fucking a pac-man arcade game is that is there any other

facet of life that's i've seen a lot of nerd kind of i've seen a lot of nerd weddings with fucking zelda cake toppers or whatever yeah yeah yeah you lose that argument it's basically god i mean what would be better if they all worship like zel and stuff like that. Yeah. Maybe you should create a new religion. Oh, I'm working on it. Game Church. It's gonna happen. Game Church? Where's that rank on your projects list? It ranks right below my magazine that we have to do with Mr. Girl. Okay,

last one. I don't want to do super chats. Why has this got to be the last one? Shut up. How do you consistently fuck up the weight last one? Shut up Shut up It's hard It's a Diet Coke you got right there Zero sugar Zero sugar

I got you cocky, okay? I got you cocky I got cocky Alright, I? I got too cocky. I got cocky. Alright, I thought the Ozempic was doing all this work. But then you weren't taking it. I wasn't taking it for like a month, so I fucked it up. Yeah, okay. Because I lose track of time. Look, I've been busy with other stuff, okay?

But I'm on the wagon. Everything's great. I'm going to go home, do some cardio. Just stop drinking Mountain Dew. I'm good. Do these voice chats, do they mostly go after you? Yes. I try to bring in anybody that's just on me. Well, because his audience is a bunch of right-leaning knuckle-dragger morons,

and I'm over here fighting for truth and science. See, this is why they go after him. Liberty and Barbie. Yeah, exactly, and Barbie, which and science. See, this is why they go after him. Liberty and Barbie. Yeah, exactly. And Barbie, which was a great movie, and everyone should watch my review on YouTube. I heard your debate with Destiny, or whatever that was.

Oh, yeah. What was it about? It was about free, you were trying to tell people that you were a free speech guy. Oh, yeah, that I'm an actual free speech absolutist. Yeah, but you're a...

Because I actually know what free speech is. Well... Everyone gets really mad when I actually know what free speech is. Well... Everyone gets really mad when I point out that very obvious fact. And then I learned... What the hell is going on here? Then I learned Destiny has the... Oh, is it not loading for some reason? I don't know.

We're going to try and load the super chats. It's like not working. Let me see if I can bring it up on my phone. YouTube's been having some weird issues lately. I can see them here. Yeah, but we can't be able to see all of them. We can't just see some of the superchats. In the meantime, guys, don't forget.

Now is a great time to re-up your pledge to patreon.com slash biggest problem. Yeah. It is the place to be. See all superchats. Can you see it? No, dude. It's like, it's not showing them. Are we canceled? I don't know, guys. If anybody

knows how to look up superchats outside of the YouTube platform, neither me nor Dick. Here. I can see them here. Okay, that's good. But is that... Bank? I don't know if it's all of them. That should be all of them, yeah. Alright. Okay, that's good. No, it came in at

1pm. Is that right? 1.54. Those are old ones. No, these are right. I remember this one coming in. Maximize the screen so I can read them. Maximizing. There we go. Okay, so starting from Raj. Yeah.

Sorry for the technical difficulties, guys. Raj Gandhi for five. Biggest problem in the universe. Vito got me rock hard last time with talk of Ashley Babbitt edging me with a heroic policeman, then blue-balled me with no gunshot noises. I wonder if that's an old one. Koo for five. Thank you for the best podcast in the universe.

Hope this makes it for the last show. Thanks for not killing yourselves. That's nice. JohnRiffs4Ten, tonight's guest blocked me for asking if there was an Anne Frank skin to tie in with the Holocaust Museum. My great uncle died in the Holocaust, by the way. He would have taken issue with the museum.

Yeah, no, he's definitely real. He is that guy. At least you got 10 bucks from him. You're going to have a couple trolls in there tonight. guy. At least you got 10 bucks from him. You're going to have a couple trolls in there tonight. Yeah, at least you got 10 bucks from it. Well, Ryan Dunn for two wants me to talk about something called Beef Airlines because he's trying to trick me. Richard, send me my card game.

There's a lot of inside jokes. There's a lot of inside jokes. Don't worry about it. Slurp for 500 yen. Biggest problem in the universe is blue balls. Thanks for the long wait. Love the show. Smooches for Vito.

From one pet-o to another another brits man for five dick i'm also going to greece this holiday and wanted a recommendation to travel around is it better to fly or tbf via that was a close one good one good one if they if they make him say to be fair then we play a sound clip of him saying that he sucks cocks i have a sound Somebody send me a sound clip I have to remember to clip it for you What is it? Something about you sucking off a dog We'll see I haven't listened to it

We'll see if it's funny It's kind of I don't know if people would want to hear about Oh but people want to hear me say a thing about cocks Men's cocks Yeah that's Well you did do that But no one wants to hear about a dog

Getting their cocks sucked by a man Claptrap and Destroyer for two More like the latest problem in the universe Okay shut up JJ for two This is a professional operation Dumb username for two Dick and Vito fusion dance made Luke

He is a kind of a combination of the two of us Claptrap for ten big dollars Weekly money give Smooches for Richard, Vito, and Luke Thanks, Claptrap Oh, before we get into this Luke, is there anything else you want to promote? Let us know anything going on

Nah, I hate Nick Fuentes I hate Nick Fuentes How are you going to top this? Yeah How do you top the Holocaust vision? Awareness Oh Put it in Diablo

No, that's not as big a part of that No There's really no other game You know what? Super Bowl Halftime Oh. Put it in Diablo. No, that's not as big. Yeah, I know. No. No. There's really no other game. You know what? Super Bowl. Halftime. Super Bowl. Stick it in the Super Bowl.

Halftime Holocaust Museum. You know what's actually interesting? You guys are mentioning that. So I'm pretty sure you've seen in Los Angeles. Have you seen those big signs? Oh, what? Like the billboards? What do you mean?

We've seen signs. Yeah, of course. But so basically there's like a sign where it's basically right on my street. And it's like, it's only been 75 years since the Holocaust. Yeah, I've seen that group. There's a bunch of those. And I'm just kind of just, you know, getting my food and just eating. And I'm very active in the space.

And I really care. And I'm just like, why the fuck is that? I just want to go get fucking food. And so that kind of type of thing, I think is highly ineffective. Like it's just, that's the kind of weirdness. Some of those are like antagonistic.

They are. The one is like, has anybody ever shot up your church? It's like, wow, I don't know. I saw one on the way here. I don't know if that's the right messaging, guys. I actually saw one on the way here, and again,

and that's what's again interesting. So most Jewish people, I mean majority I say a large majority we fucking hate those things yeah but we do so again it's just a couple

crazy people it's too confrontational yeah it's a couple crazy people kind of doing this thing because again most Jewish people just want to live their lives and they just

yeah that's what I mean when you're eating a cheeseburger you don't want a Holocaust museum exactly but if there was a smaller more concise Holocaust museum Inside of

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When folks suggest I leave L.A. or are perplexed and ask why I stay, I say it's an exciting hell. The biggest problem is weak as males a la verga all right jj for two whatever veto torrence would reveal he's a monster they're not monstrous all right so who's the uh woman that you're it's like there's like okay there's like you can't even come up with one it's a bunch of whole show to think about it's a bunch of like bdsm stuff all right is that what you want to hear the trans lady saying stuff like what she's saying no it's not just that there's like you know it's a whole i download it's the whole site you get the whole you're never gonna finish your comic

well yeah there's some of that. I've got to pay custom for those. I hate you guys. JJ for two. We already did that one. Pop quiz for $19.99. Reveal Vito's search history. There you go. You got it.

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It's fun Former artist for five Vito there's Tranny hookers On Santa Monica Oh shit How did that get Through the slur filter

I don't know I'm an idiot Yeah I know There's hookers out there Thanks Goatie McGoatface for 10 I like my coffee I like my women

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I never saw that I didn't see that either Nice Psycho Bite for five. Nice hat, Vito. Nice hat, Vito. Did you know if you rearrange the letters in Dipper Pines, you can spell

ripped penis? I did not know that. I am a fan of Gravity Falls and that is what my hat is from. Joe, cool for five. I thought the Barbie movie was actually closer to the SpongeBob movie. To add on to the hookers, there's a bunch on Figueroa heading to downtown LA. Thanks for all the hooker updates, everyone. Beard hair flosser for a big $20.

Hey, boys, a deeper look at Ice Tom actually revealed several notable enemies, including critical thinking readers and starting at the beginning. Thanks for letting me help out with the back-by-by content, Dick. Yes. Darius Randikovik goes for five.

In Ice Tom 3, our hero will be beaten down to near death from all the disrespect, but he will unveil his greatest power yet. Oh, yeah. DMCA strikes. We've got to get into those next week. All of Eric July's misbehaving.

On all of Eric's streams, go post the rabbit emoji. Yeah, go post. Hammer everything Eric does. Hammer rabbit emojis. Twitter. Don't let him escape from Buster Baxter. Yes, the rabbit, little rabbit head. Hit him.

Hit him hard. Hit him fast. Keep hitting him. If you feel bad, hit him twice as hard. He should not have struck Riley. Yeah. We got to save Riley. Ike Natrecht Like Natrect For five

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You can have Faults in a movie And still have A good movie Just cause it wasn't Executed perfectly I still think it's great Cause the great parts makes me sound like an I some lover you can have faults in a movie and still have a good movie just because it wasn't executed perfectly I still think it's great because the great parts are super great it's just so disappointing okay Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is a perfect movie except for the song that his mom sings they cut out whenever they do the play it on TV

when the people are in bed you mean you're up Charlie fine no that song sucks it's a complete drain on the movie no structurally it doesn't mean anything structurally it's a waste of my time and it's still it still I would say that is an excellent movie just don't listen to that song dumb username for five you posers have no right to speak of Barbie to watch all 28 animated Barbie movies conservative men love them I think there's more than 28 King N64 1994 For a big 10

Dick and Vito any advice for getting into the job market After spending 100k On a social money Media sink With the tagline of the most racist Instance on the Fediverse TBF I hear e-begging works What?

Is that a post joke? Are we making fun of post? Yeah, I think Graf is done with post. He should have never defederated me. Did Graf spend money on post? Yeah. To the tune of a hundred grand?

Probably. Well, he wasn't going to make any money off that. How was he going to make any money off that? I don't know. Freedom and stuff? No, freedom.

He could have made money, but he chose to spur it out in a number of ways. Fair enough. Gun Ranger 5, Dick, send Vito to the

Sacred Sons Convergence in LA in October. Do you know what that is? I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. Dumb username for 5. Jewish people aren't paying Luke.

They don't pay anyone. That's a pretty good one. I know that's not true. They're paying each other. You gotta help each other out. Jared, for two Canadian dollars, says Jews rock. Only for two dollars? I agree.

Okay. So this is in red, which I believe that makes it $100. 50 bucks. Give me a drum roll then. Fed a soul puss for ARS 2000. It might be 100. Hey, Vito. I don't know if you noticed your PayPal Eric July latest. There's no PayPal. It might be 100. Hey, Vito, I don't know if you noticed your PayPal

Eric July latest... There's no PayPal. It's his pal. Oh, your pal Eric July. He sees his money all the time. Shut up. I'll start over. I don't know if you noticed your pal Eric July's latest series of Twitter posts. What's up with his obsession of hiring

hot Brazilian women as artists for his comic? Looks like the guy is following some sort of trend. Love the show, guys. Best part of my week. Yeah, he got like a blonde. Well, here's why he's paying Brazilian ladies. Cheap. The cheap.

Yeah. He's probably paying them 80 bucks a page. Yeah. Which makes no sense. It's a $4 million. Did you see he came at me? He's got some guy in his ear telling him I'm not paying my artist. Like some weird guy's really like worried about what I'm paying

And I'm like well You know I'm not paying him like X amount Cause he also I didn't want to like tell him But I'll just say it now Cause he keeps repeating that I'm not paying the guy My artist is getting a percentage of the profits Oof

So that's why he gets paid Bad deal It's a bad deal for me Yeah for you Specifically He's getting extra money Like It's gonna work out fantastically for him yeah

And I'm like Eric just don't accuse me I'm not paying my artists any money because what percentage Are you giving them of this four million dollars None you're spending it all on warehouses And you line vans you or whatever The fuck runner vans yeah Okay I'm paying my guys Don't don't you worry

They're also saying I'm gonna use like Oh Vito's gonna use the lowest paper stock And he's gonna ship it They have these weird fantasies that I'm like a completely incompetent businessman now Well I'm gonna print it on the same paper That doesn't make Eric competent I'm gonna ship it in a nice cardboard mailer

Okay like why do you live in a fantasy I'm not gonna spit on every issue of the comic That's why they pick on you cause they can pick on all these things, and they never mention me because I don't have anything to pick on. You're right. I should have never made a comic, because now all I hear about. Yeah. Well, oh, well, we'll see.

As I told people, at least my comic won't have a giant spelling error on the cover, but we'll dig into that. Wait, let's see. Do you want to look at that right now? No, we'll see it next week now We'll look at that next week Jay Thompson 1327 for two Invite Nick Fuentes as a guest

It would be funny If he's in town Maybe We'll consider it Dumb username for two What's the difference Between free speech And jokes

None Sure Well in America There's none In America Dixon Bots for two Thank you Dick in a post for five

Why can't people tell Zionism apart from Jews That is the biggest problem In the universe as people like not being able to separate Israel Zionism like Israel Zionism is about Israel So that's why again when people use the term I've noticed one thing when people use the term Zionist non-stop and it's not about Israel Then they're actually yeah, because I feel like I can't say Zionism because it's it's not about Israel then they're actually yeah because I feel like I can't say Zionism because it's anti-semitic but I don't think

it's supposed to be it's not supposed to be but they poisoned the term because everybody used it incorrectly yeah I say for example I had a guy

look at the big nose on that Zionist and you're like what the fuck no stop why do you say these well that's what they say no no but basically

one example I kept on going to a fight with a guy from Kotaku I did and he and his entire Twitter feed was pretty much the Zarnists don't like my PS5 review like that's how ridiculous he was

pretty much didn't game journalists also try to like give you shit about like making a Holocaust game or something no it was mostly kind of anti but he's been fired by Kotaku now yeah so fuck him do you think it's interesting that like

an overwhelming majority of American Jews support Israel? I don't know if that's the case. Yeah, it's like 98%. It's really high. I get it, but it's like, eh. But support it in what way? Like support its right to exist? Funding them.

I don't know. Giving them money? I don't really know if that's the case, but I do know one thing. Let's be honest, right? When people call for the destruction of Israel, of course anyone would be like, what the fuck?

So even Vito, right? If I was like, hey, I want Italy to be destroyed, what would you say? I'd say, hey, madza mamma mia, what are you doing here? So I think it's because people take it so extreme. I think most American Jews support Israel's existence, because its country exists pretty much. When it comes to that thing,

anytime in politics, you'll see even Bernie, he's constantly fighting. He's like, I don't want to spend money. Everyone's constantly fighting on it. So I'd say there's just this stereotype of sinking, because honestly, even when they ran the polls, right, among most American Jews, it's all about America. It is.

Israel's like kind of something very much behind. But the right wing, the conservatives are more kind of obsessed with Israel, they are. Oh yeah, that's crazy too. How many just like middle America Christians are super like, give them everything. We've got to arm them,

they're fighting the devil. The relationship between... That's you guys doing that. It's because there's this thing with I think Evangelicals they believe pretty much that once you have all Jews in Israel Christ will come back. Yeah Oh, so there's some in it for them. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. I've seen the Left Behind movies I know exactly what's gonna happen. Yeah, I get it But it's it's so weird that they have to that American Jews have to kind of

get lumped in with everything Israel does well yeah that's again another annoying thing because basically on the far right we have everyone

who's like we control everything you know on the far left everyone basically blames us for Israel and we just kind of like it's a foreign government

but it's ridiculous to say blaming again I'm just going to say veto, blaming veto for Obama's drones. Yeah. I 100% blame veto for Obama's drones. I mean, I was there, you know, helping out.

I don't know if I get 100% of the credit, but fair enough. Yeah. All right, Jay Thompson. He's happy Ashley Babbitt got shot, though. Well, Ashley Babbitt was a terrorist, as was all of the January 6th insurrectionists. Yeah.

They're going to nail Trump to the wall. Jay Thompson for two. Let Fuentes come on and defend him. Oh, he can defend himself. What is he going to say? I mean, he can come on, yeah. Come on, if he wants to call in. I even fucking debate that little shit.

If there's a way to have him call in if he's listening. But I don't think he is. I think he has my number. I'd much rather debate him in person because over the phone he can just yell a bunch of slurs. Right.

Like, it has to be in person. Well, if he comes back to LA, we could maybe set something up, but I don't think he's coming back to LA. Now that he's on the outs

with Kanye. Well, you know. But maybe he'll do a world tour. If he's out there. Yeah, I don't think he'd be allowed in Europe.

Well, not even that. I think he'd get beat up in Europe. I think he would absolutely get a... Yeah, he would get jumped in Europe. I mean, I think there's a lot of people who would be... Here in America, it's weird. Like, we don't... You guys do have the hate speech laws abroad.

So abroad, they'd be like, oh my God, this guy's a monster. Here, we're a little more... More what? Permissive? I don't know. No, I do think Americans think he's a monster and a...'re a little more... More what? Permissive? I don't know. No, I do think a man can think he's a monster and a dick. I don't know.

Some guys. Some people do. Some do. Yeah. I just think he's an asshole, you know? I don't think, look, I don't think that guy, if he gave him a gun, is actually going to go out and shoot people. But I think if he knew he could convince someone to shoot people, he'd be like pretty okay

with it. Would you not? Depends on who they're shooting. Yeah, exactly. Okay, next. Yeah, I want to shoot all the bad people, he'd be like pretty okay with it. Would you not? Depends on who they're shooting. Yeah, exactly. Okay, next. Yeah, I want to shoot all the bad people, you know? Like the Trump supporters. All right.

Jay Thompson wants to come on. We'll see what we can do. Utah-based Armenian for two. Europeans are tolerant until you mention gypsies. That is very true to Romani people, because gypsy is kind of a slur. Yeah. I'm a super leftist.

I'm a super leftist over here. Basically Romani people are actually Europeans are the most racist. All Europeans to most Romani people it's actually super fucked up. He's right.

I've seen some of that stuff. Yeah. Okay. They treat Romanis the way you know the way we endlessly retweet videos of black people doing things wrong.

I don't do that. I think that's horrible. Okay. The way Anthony Koumia does. You do that things wrong I don't do that I think that's horrible Okay the way Anthony Kumi does You do that V-Tek No Kumi does that Yeah he I don't do that

No I don't play parts She like dags like that Miles Wilson For five The real problem is You're not incompetent I know 80 plus knots In my life is perfect

Fuck you Miles I'm jealous Steve for five When your shoelaces Don't come Won't come untied and you have to pee, but you don't want to mess up your carpet walking on it with your dirty work boots. See, not anxiety. You know, the furious need to get that knot off.

That's like a blue-collar guy, but he sounds like an 11-year-old. He's talking about his dirty work boots but having to pee. This was a problem specifically designed for Captain Boomies Our nautical fan Who says Miles is right About knowing how to tie 80 types of knots Alright Captain Boomies

If you're a ship captain I guess knots Aren't a fucking problem Did I skip something? Miles is right There we go Go up a little bit Shred for five

Great episode Gonna have to go With the knots problem An age old idea Is it too tight Or too loose The perfect balance Is impossible to strike. Dickie for five.

Vito getting to his problem. Meanders for five minutes. Vito Toad's voicemail. 30 seconds or less. I have Q-tips to buy. The show's going long. I did a quick problem to wrap it up. Christopher Marsh for five.

Biggest problem is conversation. Men just talk about the same things and make the same jokes. Women say words without actually saying anything. Jazz fan for two. No video game violence. Two words. David Katz. Who's he? No idea. On the John for five. Hey, Vito, I want to

congratulate you for holding your own against those progressives. Interrogating you over your gender, you were kicking serious ass. I had a ton of fun on the Cherry stream. I hope she'll post it on YouTube because it went so well. Vito said, what was your point? That if transgender is like a real thing, what are they identifying as?

Well, I said, I'm a woman. And they said, no, you're not. And I said, then you don't agree with gender self-identification. They said, no, I do. And I said, then I'm a woman. And they said, I don't think you're a woman. And I said, so you don't agree with gender self-identification. And they said, no no but I do and

then we did that for about two hours until they finally said I'm a woman and proved my point that Asian lady came on and screamed at you yes like that was very funny that was funny it was a great stream I hope we get a somebody has an archive of it Luke Branch or sorry Luke Blanch For $6.99 Canadian My great grandfather Spent four years Toiling in the harshest conditions Underfed Overworked

Three years on the Pew Pew Tower And no raise Wow Utah based Armenian For five The statistic about 90% Of American Jews Supporting Israel

Is BS Oh It comes from a cross tab Of a larger poll That only included Like 10 Jews. Interesting. Well, Dick's spreading misinformation as always.

I guess I'll have to go ask some American Jews. Well, guys, it's been the biggest problem in the universe. I want to thank our guest, Luke Bernard, video game developer, and my good Twitter friend. Thank you, Luke, for coming by. Yes. Thank you. That was great. Sometime in the near future, you will be able to tour his

Holocaust me was it was this a one-Man project the Holocaust Museum did you build it in time yourself me and my team you and A team me my team that made the lighting the darkness I'm looking forward to checking out I'll have to reinstall Fortnight and is there a speed run of the light that doesn't know Runs of your game yeah yeah well it's like a telltale game so it's pretty much not really speedrunning yeah

but that's the thing again processing through the dialogue as quickly as possible you have to grind through it you know actually

what's funny again is that people even hate it pretty much they play it and they cry at the end yeah

so that's what's funny so anytime people try to try that game I'm just like kind of super immune to it I'm just like kind of super immune to it I am I'm just like play

it the fact that you put anything out into the ether yeah most people don't make anything so yeah did you ever play Detroit become human I guess it was too long your

stuff oh so you did not get to the robot holocaust well there's a literal part where you are a robot lady with a robot kid and you and a robot lady with a robot kid and you and a bunch of other robots are being forced onto trucks to be robot holocausted.

Actually, that brings up interesting things. You should definitely play Detroit Become Human or at least watch the cut scenes. I'm going to play it, but I think one problem which the video game industry has had is they actually haven't addressed the Holocaust. So they actually Haven't even had The balls to address it We have all these

World War II games There's never been Exactly They should at least Fight your way out of Birkenau Well probably not that But you know

Well I mean You could put a machine gun On a guy Wolfenstein You're a POW You gotta escape I loved the new Wolfenstein games

Oh the new one I meant the old one And BJ Blazkowicz Is now canonically Jewish Right? Oh yeah I thought he Thought that the whole time Well that meant the old one. And BJ Blazkowicz is now canonically Jewish, right? Oh yeah, I thought he- I thought that the whole time. Well that was the thing, he looks Aryan pretty much, but yeah, he's basically half- no the new Wolfenstein games are fucking awesome. Yeah. Although I didn't play the one- I started playing the one where it's like his kids and that one sucked.

No that one's not that- Yeah that one's very bad. Guys this has been the biggest problem in the universe. Don't forget to vote on all the problems at biggestproblem.show. We're going to put up a list of our most beloved supporters, which I still need to update because I'm an idiot. But we do love your support. Please support the show at patreon.com slash biggestproblem and back.by slash biggestproblem. That's a really old one.

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Yeah, okay That's the most updated list We love you guys We're still working on getting the big live show together. We got to figure it out. Oh, God. Time's coming in. Yeah.

You have to hit one way in or we're not having it. Well, this next one's going to be good. I'm going to push it to the limit. If you don't hit it, we're not having the show. I got water upstairs. I got a water bottle. When have I ever brought water to your house? Never. I've never seen you drink water.

Yeah, you haven't, because I don't. But now I'm doing it, and it's going to be great. Okay. Thank you again, Luke, for coming by. Thank you, Luke. See you later. Now we're good.