The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 102

Episode Date: August 19, 2023

Airbnb Cleaning Fees, Big Government, People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands, Ghost Texts, Being Afraid to Show Sympathy, Block Babies

How you been? Okay. Sean's got the jankiest mic because he prefers it that way. Does he? Yeah, I don't know why. All right, I'm transitioning. Oh, you are? Good one.

Come on, you get a couple dabs. He's already got the BLM mic. He's halfway there. That was a hilarious practical joke that we played on the audience by making them wait We've been sitting here Reminiscing yeah shooting the shit. We've just been having tons of fun probably the best 30-minute conversation I've had in my entire life. Yeah, or not how that happens isn't it? I thought we were alive the whole time No, no, we wanted to keep that private these I All the racial slurs, but I guess your main channel Got delisted on YouTube, so I was like

You just didn't care anymore We answered the Jewish question The answer was found Didn't we have a conversation that we're not saying any kind of Jewish stuff this episode? I think the JQ got answered today for Fresh and Fit Fresh and Fit answered it The answer was no

Stop fucking around and doing this shit. The answer was no more Zirka. No more Zirka is a part of the problem. We draw the line right past women and right before the Jews, okay? Shutting women all day?

Not the Jews. Down with Zirka. RIP to Fresh and Fit. Man, that's rough for them. One of them was crying about it, which I can't talk shit about Because I've cried on this show Cry when I'm drinking?

I'm saying this YouTube game You know, it's very important to a lot of people I get it Then Vito showed me a clip Where one of them was dressed up like a Moyle Or like a fiddler on the roof Kind of got up

And I'm like, well that's Yeah, that's definitely Going to get you Canceled What are you talking about He was dressed as like An old school Rabbi

Jewish rabbinical With the Rabbinical Jew You know hair Are you guys actually Jewish Wait where'd you pick up These terms at Jesus

Moyle Oh we're in LA We're in LA man Come on Everybody's Come on man We're hanging out with Jews Non-stop

We're going to mitzvahs Oh yeah Shapoingos Shapoingos All the time I got re-circumcised recently Re-circumcised You grew your foreskin back

Just to chop it off again Have you ever seen that That they have like a Yeah they have like a Like a A weight An extender It's like a yoni ball

But for dicks Yeah I've seen it Paltrow has one of those too It's like a clamp You put on your cock. I mean, I guess it works. It's like really fat people lose weight and then the skin is still there.

So maybe if you stretch. We've heard that. Shut the fuck up. All right. It's a work in progress. He's on a weight loss contest where people are putting up money if he loses like 30 pounds. So he weighed in the first month and missed his target weight. And then the second month he came in like, man, it's even hard for me to eat on this ozone pick.

I'm shedding pounds. He's tweeting about how he's never felt skinnier in his life. And then he weighs in, he went up two pounds. No, I went up one pound. One pound. Well, did you check? What was the outfit he was wearing that day? Exactly.

Are you doing naked weigh-ins? It's got to be the same type. He might have been holding a massive shit. I did take off pretty much everything. No, he gets here in shits He shows up early every week just to shit No, that's not true I think I was retaining a lot of water weight last weigh-in

I'm feeling real good Maybe he was eating extra salty food that week, you know Yeah I was making a lot of mistakes You're losing You take off more clothes every time you weigh in I did notice that But, Dick, we went to the movies yesterday.

Right. We saw Blue Beetle, which our review will be going live on my channel. Are you gonna watch that? All day tomorrow. What the fuck is Blue Beetle? It's Mexican Iron Man. Okay. You're gonna love it. It's not a bad description. Wait, did you guys see the Oppenheimer movie? I still haven't seen it. It's a long one. What the fuck?

Well, because it's three hours long. Yeah, but we're the generation that still pays attention I know but I want to watch it Like at my house And then if I want to like Take a break Oh like on your cell phone No I'll watch it

On my nice big TV Masturbating Okay what if I got a shit Halfway through it And then I miss The bomb explode And then I'll feel like an idiot I don't have that problem

If I'm in my house Do they Do they surprise you With the bomb Yeah it comes out of nowhere It comes out of nowhere That's what I heard Wow Somebody was, do they surprise you with the bomb? Yeah comes out of nowhere Somebody was surprised by it

The discourse about how there wasn't enough Japanese people in that movie online. Did you see any of that? I saw a little bit of it. I thought all the discursions down I watched the movie though, and I fucking hated it So I was hoping you guys have seen it It's just that's what I that's the reason I didn't rush out to see it is everybody who's seen it was like yeah I was bored, but now we could be fighting. You heard that? I've heard everybody's giving it rave reviews. No, I've had a lot of people.

I'm about to ban half my community when I get back. The fighting is going to be that intense. They were already making subreddit posts. They kept saying it was great. Why'd you hate it? It's just a bad movie. Oh. You know?

Yeah. Sometimes, well, Nolan's weird. Like, Nolan's stuff sometimes gets too up his own ass. And you're like, yeah, I know what you're doing, but like you've never seen a movie You should if you pause at any point there's so many celebrities in this movie They put him in non-speaking roles like is that the guy from the boys. He's like there's like a celebrity in every single I feel like Nolan just puts out a calling card for like hey Yeah, any celebs want to be in my movie and then was like what's a no one says yes?

Because well actually like overwhelming out like overwhelming yeah it's oppressive but you still haven't seen Barbie not yet yeah so you've seen that one like three times huh I wanna see it again it's great Dick have you read Isom you really gotta now if you wanna be tantalized by some what's Isom it's a black

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ISOM And We just did a bonus episode About it We did a bonus episode About ISOM 2 Which is available By the time you hear this

Probably this weekend We'll put that up Patreon.com And our review of Blue Beetle And the point I was making About Blue Beetle Is we got popcorn And this time

I did not eat all of it I could barely eat any of it. That's true. Good job. The weight loss is happening. Good job. All right, let's do this show. Destiny's going to be here all night.

Let's hope. Wait, were we not live? We were live. We were live. Were we already doing the show? No, now it starts. You have to walk people into it. The universe, we're here with Destiny. to walk people into it. The universe, where you and destiny.

Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe. From rage opening your delivery bags to Jewish conspiracies being a major. This is a horrible show. I really thought you were going to say Jewish conspiracy F slurs and I got worried. So I'm so glad that was not the rhyme. Everybody's getting banned, man. Yes.

I want to hide our YouTube channel in the attic, you know, and don't do anything. Lazurka's here. But we're safe because last episode I brought on the guy who made the Fortnite Holocaust Museum and that bought us a bunch of Jewish points. So everybody was complaining about that episode. Yeah. Understand I just gave us a shield to prevent against the fresh and fit demonetization. We promoted the

Fortnite Holocaust Museum and we're 100% in support except for Dick who made dumb jokes about it. Destiny, you like video games. What do you think about my idea of putting a smaller Holocaust Museum inside of a Holocaust Museum? Like in a video game or like in the real Holocaust Museum?

In the real world. We're trying to figure out Places you could put a Holocaust Museum other than for like if you went to the Holocaust Museum you got kids They don't give a fuck about the old boring shit But if you had little laptops there with Minecraft and then like the little skeletons and the fire pits and you See don't agree with I didn't have it thought out all the way through. I said, what about a Holocaust museum in a Holocaust? To the guy that put a Holocaust museum in Fortnite. And he looked at me like. You would force the guys when the kids are playing, they would have to be like an intern prisoner.

So they would walk from one place to another. They'd move slowly because they're starving. Yes. They'd have a 5% chance of telling a funny joke. Then they'd walk into a dark room and they'd die. And they'd say, this really sucks, and you'd go, exactly. I don't like this Minecraft mod. Now, you know who's going to stop that?

Trump. Trump will put an end to it. That would be the end of it. Or whatever they, you know, whatever. Whomever. I'm just spitballing. Point is, to all of our fans who were entertained last episode by the Fortnite Holocaust Museum. It is now open.

You can open your Fortnite client and learn about the horrors of the Jewish Holocaust. No, of any Holocaust. So I was talking There's other Holocaust in there. I was talking to that guy, Luke,

after the show and I'm like, man, there's just really nothing I disagree with you on. Dude, you loved that guy. I like that guy. He was a cool guy. He's like,

well, it's not about the Z Holocaust. It's about all Holocaust. And He's like, well, it's not about the Holocaust. It's about all Holocaust. I'm like, yeah, it actually is. Yes. And he's like, well, also, you know, I have these billboards around. Like, does someone shoot up your church? And I think this is horrible.

And I'm like, I think that's horrible, too. And I hate the ADL. And I'm like, what the? Oh, yeah, he absolutely hates the ADL. You guys are, like, having this little based conversation afterwards. Are we best friends now? What the fuck? I'm like, oh yeah, he absolutely hates the you guys are like having this little Audience is gonna hate you, but I think we're best friends Okay, you guys do a disagree on a one key point though where he thinks European hate speech laws are like not a terrible idea

For them, you know You're up you go. Yeah, I get everywhere needs to be America That's what you call someone a racial slur and they send the fucking royal British card to your house sometimes I can arrest you for it Oh, yeah, did you see the autistic girl that got arrested by the British police for calling one of them a lesbian? Yeah, like a lesbian teacher or something or she or no my Nana Be and she does that's it which how is that a hate crime? It's like could be a positive thing Is it if you say it in a way it's negative? Yeah lesbian. She goes, that's it. Which, how is that a hate crime? It's like, that could be a positive thing. Exactly. Why would you assume it's negative? Yeah. No one has ever meant lesbian in a

negative way. That is like, we love lesbians. Yeah, since the beginning of time. Even every religion loves them. Pretty much. Destiny's here. Straight from LAX. Straight from France, I heard. 13-hour flight. 13-hour flight flight how's France

going I don't know I was just there for overlay I came from Sweden oh you came from Sweden yeah oh yeah

were you doing anything special over there drugs that's the place to do them yeah what kind of

I don't want to ask okay we've got some some emails or some cleanup yeah Meatman says not sure what he's talking about rural America not having a Okay, we've got some emails. Some cleanup. Yeah, Meatman says, not sure what he's talking about,

rural America not having a Holocaust education. My rural high school, which literally owned cornfields and tractors for the agriculture classes and had only about 300 students, had the diary of Anne Frank as required reading for English class. We learned about the Holocaust.

Yeah, I mean, yeah. You get the basic gist of it. You can't figuratively own cornfields, though. We don't need to say literally so much. Okay. You gonna police me on that now? No, he said... Was the guy trying to argue that people in the U.S. don't learn about the Holocaust? Yeah, that's what he said. Well, I think he was saying that they don't

get, like, a ton of Holocaust education. I don't actually know. I feel like if we learn anything about World War II, I feel like it was probably the Holocaust. I learned about it in every grade, you know? I feel like everybody in America does. Coming from a guy with a French accent, like, so thick that it doesn't sound like anything in his mouth, cavity closes ever. It doesn't quite ring true to middle America, I don't think.

Okay, but you grew up in L.A. I grew up in, like, super liberal Massachusetts. I grew up in Arizona. Okay, so you learned about it in Arizona? Martin Luther King Day in Arizona. I was going to say, I never know if my school experience is related to anyone else's school experience because I went to like a super hippie

weirdo school. Yeah, you come from a fucking weird area. Oh, yeah. Destiny, will you point that mic a little bit towards you? Just because it's starting to point away. I come from the same town that birthed Mr. Girl, so you know we're fucked. Yeah, is that good? That's perfect. Yeah, okay, gotcha. Mr. Girl's getting interesting on mine.

No, we're not talking about that fucking post I saw. Wait, did something happen? Oh, the pedophile stuff? Yeah, he just, I'm like, man, I love you, but come on. You got to do this right now, man. Yeah, I think he does. Yeah, he does. It's a compulsion, you know?

I guess. Like fucking kids. No, it is a compulsion, you know? I guess. Like fucking kids. Well, it is a compulsion. Some people suffer from it. Leet Games is the irony of complaining about anti-anti-Semitism billboards because why are these things here? I'm just trying to buy a coffee while making a digital Holocaust museum in a video game. The Holocaust museum is optional.

You don't have to go into the Fortnite Holocaust museum. But will you lose gamer points? There might be like a little... No, you don't lose gamer points Is there like an achievement? If you don't go into the Holocaust Museum They take away 500 Fortnite bucks to punish you Yeah

That'd be pretty good No, there's no achievement It's completely optional You go in You can go dress to Spider-Man if you want You can't dance You can't emote You can't throw tomatoes

Okay, hold on, hold on Okay And you can I even asked him Well, what if you got a bunch of guys together and stood in a swastika? He goes, no, no, it's only one person at a time. One person at a time. You can't make a swastika.

You fuckers thought of everything. This is a little counterintuitive. What if you could take like diversity, equity, inclusion courses in Fortnite or whatever? Yeah. Right? Yeah. African American studies, slavery, Holocaust. And if you do that, you unlock slurs. Just for you though. Yeah. Right? Yeah. African American studies, slavery, Holocaust. And if you do that, you unlock slurs.

Just for you though. Yeah. Because you're responsible. But like, because the people that use the slurs are probably the most actually racist people.

If you made them take like an anti-racism class because they're probably, and then they can use the slurs but the only way, and you're like, I want to say the N word. How do you do that?

Here's AP African American U.S. history or whatever. Only if there's an essay portion because otherwise they'll speed run it. Well, yeah. As long as you make a chat.S. history or whatever. Only if there's an essay portion, because otherwise they'll speed run it. Well, yeah. As long as you make a chat GPT. Yeah.

Yeah. Put your money where your mouth is. All the DEI people. Like, all right, we'll give you, you can send this kid through 18 years of your shit, but then they get to use slurs. Because they shouldn't want to by the end of it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

They don't even want to. All right. Yeah. Your education is so powerful, it should overwhelm their innate desire to be racist. We've got... In Fortnite. Remilia says, anyone who describes speech as dangerous belongs in a cage. Hmm.

I disagreed with that guy. I think the point of speech is that it's dangerous. Because it's false on its face. Yeah, what are you talking about? You're talking about imprisoning people. You're saying people belong in prison. That's a dangerous idea. Yeah, what are you talking about? You're talking about imprisoning people. You're saying people belong in prison. That's a dangerous idea. Anyone who says speech

is dangerous. I don't understand this new thing where speech has no moral anything attached to it. I'm like, no, that's the only reason it exists. It's because you can influence people and share ideas. Yeah, you know how badly I could hurt your feelings right now? Yeah, exactly. You do it all the time. You do it in the opening of the show.

All the time you do it. I love you for it. That was, they interviewed me for that, when Wired wrote that hit piece on you. On me? Yeah. It was forever ago. It was forever ago.

Wait, a hit piece on my, you mean my profile? Was it a love letter? I didn't read it. It was about the controversy. It was everything. Yeah. It talked about why some people hate you. Oh, yeah. That it a love letter? I didn't read it. I just assumed it was a hit piece. It was everything. It talked about why some people hate you. Oh, yeah. That was a profile. It wasn't a hit piece.

Listen, that's about as good as it gets for me, okay? So don't take that from me, all right? Yeah. You tried to make it a hit piece. No, I didn't. I was like, you approached it. No, it was right after you said the N-word on lines. I was like, no, I have destiny's back.

Which time? The first time that I knew of. I'm like, no, no have Destiny's Back. Which time? The first time that I knew of. I'm like, no, no, how fucking dare you, you goddamn journalist. Don't ask me these. I see where you're going with this, but no. They were asking me shit like that. Like, well, don't you think it's dangerous and you shouldn't be able to say these things? Right.

And you said no. It's supposed to be dangerous. Yeah, it's supposed to be dangerous. Yeah, all this stuff is. Okay. The danger is what makes it fun That's why Uh

We're not gonna invite Zerka on Cause he's too dangerous He was on my show Slurring up a story Yeah I know And I watched that show And I said He's not allowed to come on

This show Cause this show has not yet Been banned from YouTube Yeah At first I was like Oh Zerka That'll be like a fun guest. And I watched your show.

I went, nope, not at all. Never. Eric M says, learning about the Holocaust. Try that in a small town. Try that in a small town. Did you hear that song? That's like a meme or whatever, right?

Is that the one? It's a song. Yeah. It's the previous conservative darling. Oh yeah. Then they got a whole new song to die. Wow. Yeah, it's the previous conservative darling. Oh, yeah Wow They got to keep finding a new country guy who says something that upsets the libs somehow and then pretend It's the greatest country song ever written. You didn't like that song. Did you oh wait? I don't like any of those songs

What I gotta find it I made a hundred and twenty oh no Twitter Yeah, yeah, yeah Vito's Twitter God damn it Vito's Twitter Vito's Twitter What? I gotta find it I made $120 from Twitter So, whatever I say on there is now monetized Why is he giving people money for tweeting? I don't know Nobody asked It's a nice feature, but nobody asked for it Nobody asked for it

It's gotta just be a giant money sink for them now Why would they do it? And now they can't take it away without everybody getting mad No, it's like Elon Musk is crazy Yeah, you think uh he just like does stuff without thinking at all like yeah i'll just make it so anybody can be verified it's like okay i'm gonna make my name the walt disney corporation and announce we have a new theme park

ride that rapes kids and i have a verified badge so that's gonna go viral and he goes i could not have possibly foreseen that this would happen it's's like, what are you, an idiot? That's the whole reason that you had it in the first place. Why'd you go straight to raping kids? I don't know. Okay, fine. It kills nuns. You just read that Mr. Girl article. I just saw that Mr. Girl was in my eyes. I haven't read it yet. Shut up. What do you guys learn in that school

district? I don't know, but apparently he was taking different classes than I took, because I didn't learn any of that shit. Elon Musk should just give you guys like, I'll give you a hundred bucks if you don't say anything about raping kids I'll take that deal This is what Vito said about that ginger guys I bet they love the part where the song suddenly shifts to ripping on poor people for no reason Yeah, well, they do that song. Wow. Yes. The song is about how much he hates rich politicians.

And then randomly the lyrics go, also, I hate poor people on welfare. And I'm like. That's the line? Also, I hate poor people on welfare? The line is, and if you're five foot three and 300 pounds, the government should not be paying for your bag of fudge rounds. Do you know which part he's pissed off at? Can you guess which part that Mito's pissed off at? 300 pounds The government should not be paying For your bag of fudge rounds Can you guess which part

That Mito's pissed off at? It's the part that he's saying Hey all you fat people on welfare The government should not give you money Because you're fat or whatever I heard in the next song he's got like a whole verse on Fat diet so you're really gonna hate that one And if you're on ozempic

You're oblimpic Go kill yourself The song sucks And if you're on Ozempic, you're a blimpic. Go kill yourself. Yeah, whatever. I hate that. The song sucks. It's a fun. Okay. It's got a nice little.

Why are you making me defend the song though? Don't defend the song. Look. Well, I have to. Here's the thing. It's like a generic guy twaddling his, what, his guitar, singing a little, little ditty. I think it's a resonator. He also talks about, you know, how all the politicians are pedophiles. He goes, uh, I know, how all the politicians are pedophiles. He goes, I wish they would look out for minors and not just minors on an island somewhere.

That's genius. And so, oh, my God, what a genius fucking lyric. So all these conservatives are going, he's just a salt of the earth guy. What a salty. I'm like, that's not salty. That's the cringiest shit I've ever heard in my life. He should have made the song earlier. So it could have been like the intro to the Sound of Freedom movie.

It would have been perfect. They missed their chance right there. Here's what it comes down to. Cross-branding. If you make a song that says all the politicians are pedophiles and the leftists are whatever, the right will go, well, this is a protest anthem the world has never heard before. What a salt-of-the-earth individual.

I'm like, no, this is just stupid, typical, conservative bullshit. But you're only upset about the fat well you're only upset about the fat part you can't make a song that is ostensibly about the rich are exploiting us yeah and you know devaluing the dollar and you know taxing us too much yeah also people on welfare are part of the problem no you need to ally with the people on welfare are part of the problem? No, you need to ally with the people on welfare. They're part of that. I know. Okay, whatever.

Yeah. What am I going to make the welfare people do? What am I going to wheelbarrow them? Just don't mention them in the song. Focus on one through line. You hate rich people and some of them are pedophiles. I'll even allow you that part. I hate.

Once it moves on to and fat welfare queens are coming in, this Reagan era bullshit rhetoric. Come on. I hate lazy. That's why conservatives are copping on to it. If the song was legitimately just like I hate rich people, conservatives would be like, no, I don't like that. It's kind of rich for conservatives to make fun of fat people given that their defense

of the January 6th five deaths or that four of the people that died there died of like fucking heart attack. There you go. I saw him. I saw that resonator guy i forget his name is oliver north or something i don't think that's it he's playing it to like a packed crowd and they're all singing along there's some big fat woman looks like she fell off a motorcycle yeah dude going like yeah like singing a lot oh dude if you're If you're playing a country song In the deep south

You're gonna have a bunch of fat ladies Who I'm sure Are getting a couple welfare dollars To buy cookies or whatever Yeah but they're honest folk They're honest folk Just trying to make Just trying to get by

It's different when it's them It's those democratic What is that type of people Yeah Keeping them down They're not selling comics And you know Crack

Crack I just It would be one thing if I just It's the gaslighting from like Matt Walsh going like, this is the most important protest song of a generation. I go, you know that's not true. Shut up.

Just don't even say that. And now I know they're saying it to piss me off, but like some people genuinely believe it and that's infuriating. I always thought the funny thing, if you ever listened to talk radio growing up, where it was all conservatives, all of the intro songs, you know it's a conservative channel whenever it's all like, it'll be like rock music and stuff. Yeah.

Like the most degenerate fucking like hippie liberal people. But that was always like the anthem of the talk radio. And then like, it was always like the jazz shit would be like NPR. But if you hear like Kiss or whatever. Black jazz music. Yeah, that's always like NPR. But yeah, but they don't have all the rock songs and shit. I thought it was funny. Well, that was what some idiot tweeted that but yeah, they don't stop with the rock songs and shit. I thought it was funny.

Well, that was what some idiot tweeted that song and he said, what's the left's answer to this? And I said, probably the history of recorded music. Like, literally all rock music is the answer to that. Nailed. You got him. Vito's Twitter. I stand by that tweet and I made $122

by saying shit, so who cares? I love all the conservatives complaining that their content is unmonetizable. Laura Loomer only got 200 bucks. I made almost as much as Laura Loomer. Damn. $200 she made. Because no one's advertised on that dumb bitch's Twitter. Jesus.

What? She's great. We like Laura Loomer now? I love Laura Loomer. Okay. If she fights against censorship, you wouldn't. Okay. All right. She's going you wouldn't... Okay. Alright. She's gonna write a song about you now. She should write a song

about me. Okay. Um... I don't know. Do we have... I don't think I have anything else. No, do you want to give us who won last week? Oh, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay, yeah. Guys, don't forget, you can vote on the problems at biggestproblem.show. Knots that are tied too tight. Was it the one winner? The winner. Alright. That was At biggestproblem.show Knots that are tied too tight

Was it the one winner? The winner Alright That was Vito's problem What kind of knots Are tied too tight? His pants Your pants

Sometimes your shoes You get delivery food And you're trying to open the bag Oh yeah And you gotta rip it open Cause you're so hungry You're like, I'll fuck this shit I don't have time for this shit

Destiny's laughing But did he win last week? No, I didn't No So Taking it home Taking home the W what's the worst problem this way you're like favorite chicken nugget dipping sauce told him that he couldn't do a food problem do a food I was gonna do a food problem I wasn't I have a million different problems next was the Barbie movie was that positive or negative do

people agree with you negative everyone loves the Barbie movie. Was that positive or negative? Did people agree with you? Negative. Everyone loves the Barbie movie. I haven't yet. No. He needs to see it. When they start talking about what a woman is, just walk out. Oh, yeah? Did that trigger you? Both of us. You have to be fat, but not too fat. You have to be cheap, but you also have to make a lot of money. You have to be thrifty, but also make money.

Yeah, I know. It has one little stupid speech. The rest of the movie is great. I bet you walked out with your Sony Walkman playing the... The Ken song? Whatever the fuck that song you just complained about was. Oh, Richmond, North of Richmond. Yeah, I did. Yeah.

Yeah. All these goddamn welfare pigs on their fudge rockets. Then Jewish conspiracies came in last. I don't know how that happened. Do you have any favorite Jewish conspiracies? Stop! We've already discussed the Ken. Every show is just fresh and fit now.

I'm just asking so he will say no. Sure, what's your favorite Jewish conspiracy? I'm not going to be here when you guys get demonetized, okay? Because I feel like if I'm attached to the demonetized episode, then my channel is next, okay? Exactly. It's a list. I kind of feel like that too. Yeah. It's kind of scary when all your canaries in the coal mine start dying. I know. Like, I'm looking and I'm like,

is Sneeko still on YouTube? Fresh and fit still on YouTube? Oh, shit. How many canaries are left? Like, at some point, you're like, I'm the canary now for somebody else, you know? You're the canary. As long as Destiny's channel is still fine. This show loves and respects the Jewish people, and that's the bottom line.

Yeah. All right, I won? Yeah. Well, that's great. We're already talking about Twitter, so why don't we... Wait, did the guy that made the Holocaust memorial, did he give that problem? Jewish conspiracies, yeah. What do you think, Destiny?

So you, is this guy like a scholar? You're like, I hate the Barbie movie. And this guy's like, knots that are too tight. And he's like, the Jewish conspiracy theories. Dying people. He's like a Jewish. He's like a vampire. He's like a vampire. I love him. I like this guy.

Half the audience liked him. Half the audience was like, I don't understand all this Jew stuff, blah, blah, blah. But I liked that guy. Now that guy's like passionately looking at the last episodes like, I know the audience agreed with mine. This shit came in last. Is that what happened? Yeah. A lot of people. Okay.

So a Barbie movie was a bigger deal and knots that are too tight were a bigger deal. So all you did was reinforce his idea that there's not enough Holocaust education in this guy. He's probably making like five more digital copies of fucking Auschwitz. Clearly he's failed. He's also got and you play video games. He's got an Xbox

Steam game which is a Holocaust video game that you can play through as a child going through the Holocaust I see a lot of videos about how to get the PS5 trophies as quickly as possible I wanted to laugh at that too, but then I watched a video You know what he made it's important to him what he told the story I just want to say like an any percent like speed run where you like glitch through the door and you instantly gas. Fuck five seconds into the game.

Fuckers. See how far you can run with it anyway. If you navigate your Jewish prisoner up against this shower and just jam left, he'll glitch through the wall. This is how Fresh and Frick got killed by the, I told you before the show. We are in support of the Holocaust game.

That's the difference. I like it And you're making little jokes, but secretly well We all support I watched like him explaining the point of the game And he's like walking you through how the laws changed the way people treat He's basically saying what Gina Carano said, but in a whole game. Yeah, it's like man I can't believe you got away with the saying it that dudes based man He's really based. Yeah. What do you mean by that? I don't know. I want to get into it Can I do my do you mean by that? I don't look I'm saying that you're based use in a certain way

No, he's talking about like he hates the ADL and he exposed like how much they suck and they tell me what I'm talking about What are you talking? What are you talking about? When you say based the Holocaust guy was based what do you mean by. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? When you say based, the Holocaust guy was based. What do you mean by that? Guys, news comes in from Twitter today where Elon Musk has announced an exciting new feature, or should I say

a removal of a feature. Elon Musk has tweeted out, he says, block is going to be deleted as a feature except for DMs. Followed that up with the tweet saying, it makes no sense. Jack, the creator and former owner of Twitter, agreed with him saying 100% mute only.

I'm just going to print out all women's PFPs and cum all over them. Black Dizzy, you bitch. I think you're pointing out exactly why. I'm going gonna fake cock That squirts like Whatever you know Fake cum All day

If you're gonna harass women online You can't even use your real dick You can't just go all the way You really gotta cheap out I got 15 minutes To let that thing recharge I need to keep going See you are establishing

There's a lot of women online Exactly why This is a problem Oh what Taking away our block feature What? Because you want to defile You don't want to come on paper

And defile them Oh it's your paper It's their It's their Image and likeness Right to feel safe on the internet And part of the ability to feel safe Is the ability to block

Harassing and threatening users As Boogie2988 says Let's not forget that stalkers, killers, and more use your website. Speaking to Elon Musk. I don't know why he said killers. Is his blood cancer using Twitter? Alright, we're not talking about Boogie's blood cancer

on this episode. Didn't Boogie get charged for trying to kill someone? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's right! Somebody's here. Some killers it's right. Hold on. Somebody's here. Some killers use your website.

Killers are using this website. Including myself. He says the ability to- Can you believe he just got away with that? Can you stop with this? What? You want Boogie in jail? Well, you can't be firing guns into the fucking neighborhood.

That's some insane shit. I think he went and he paid some restitution to the city or something. He's probably doing community service. He should have to wash Frank Castle. He should have to hand wash him. Okay. Wax him. Wax his 9-11 tattoo.

Have you seen Frank Castle's back tattoo? It's awesome. It is pretty good. I'm like, you know what? I don't love Frank Castle, but I kind of got to respect a guy who gets the Twin Towers. Do you want me to edit that out? You challenging Frank Castle like that? I'm not challenging him

I think he knows I don't like him He's a pretty abrasive individual Are you trying to get Sissy hypnotized? Is that what this is? No, I'm not trying to get Sissy hypnotized I saw him on Fish Tank You want a gun? He was spitting

Wasn't he spitting on Josie's stuffed animals and destroying them? Yeah, fuck Josie No, that's horrible. Why would he do that? Back on topic, as Boogie says, the ability to block your harassers is important to keep people safe.

Yeah. Now look, I use the block function. I use it a lot. Yeah. The reason I use it is that people are fucking annoying. So I'll be tweeting something like completely unreal.

Like I'll be like, oh, I'm enjoying. Other people are picking fights with you. Okay, whatever. They can block me too. And I get blocked all the time. And sometimes I get blocked and I go, yeah, that's reasonable. I get it. Okay.

Sometimes I'll be like, hey, I'm having a beautiful day. Or like, okay. Sometimes you're like this, right? Yeah. A lot of times I'm Fido's twittering. Here's a good example is I was like, oh, you're like this, right? Yeah, sometimes I'm Vito's twittering Here's a good example, is I was like Oh, today's a great day, I'm having so much fun Whatever the fuck

And then Mersh comes along and goes Why did you kill your cat? Your cat is dead because of you My cat had recently run away And Mersh was very upset that it was an outdoor cat That I let go outside and it went missing Did it die? I don't know, it just went missing Is it gone? I think another family took it in. He's dead. Maybe. How old was this cat?

Like six seven years old. Why are you letting your cat outside? This was the only cat I let go outside out of my three cats and because it would go- That's like saying This is the only child that I starved to death out of my three kids. It was the one Yeah, it was the one child that if it got hit by a car. I was wet ready to accept that You're not helping your case. I don't look here's the deal when drawing the environment killing birds their apex predators You know they're right you have some outside of me. Yeah, you're okay Our cat's not outside things like when they want to fuck everything I tried to make that cat be an indoor cat For like four years and he would be at my

Window from midnight Till 8am screaming Just hit it I tried that Was it running you? No I would hit it it would go Shut the fuck up I did everything okay I sprayed it with the water

I would hit it be like come on knock it off stop making noise It wanted to live outside And I finally said you know hit it be like come on knock it off stop making noise Yeah, he wanted to live outside, but I finally said you know what go for it. Oh nuts have fun It went missing I went you know what I'm really sad. I was sad I loved that cat, but I went clearly he wanted to live outside You open the window and it runs outside and just you get sad Come back like the 9,000 other times it came back. The cat that was screaming for 9,000 hours to get out of the fucking house. You thought he would keep coming back to the house?

Maybe he was just trying to get away from you. Maybe he actually had nothing to do with indoor or outdoor. Maybe he just wanted to get the fuck away from you. He did not run away the first time I let him go outside. I'm saying that after the first four years, there was a period of another four years where I went, he's an outdoor cat. He runs around outside. So he knew where he lived and he came back outdoor cat. He runs around outside. Okay.

So he knew where he lived and he came back every night. And then, I don't know. I thought some cats were just outside cats. They are, dude. I have like friends who have outdoor cats. Yeah. Especially here because it never gets cold. No, he knew where he lived and I think, you know, I think another family might have just picked it.

He was a good looking cat. I think they were just like, oh, that's a great cat. I want that cat. Did you chip him? No, I should have chipped him. So I have regrets. Did he have a collar on? He did have a collar and the collar had his phone number on it. So that's why I was like, well, if anyone finds great cat. I want that cat. Do you chip him? No, I should have chipped him. So I have regrets. Do you have a collar on? He did have a collar, and the collar had his phone number on it.

So that's why I was like, well, if anyone finds him, they're going to call the number on the collar. What color cat was it? It was a Siamese cat, and he had a nice blue collar. And I don't think the collar fell off because he wore it for months without it going anywhere. So I think somebody saw it, picked it up, saw the number on the collar, and went, eh, I just want to keep this cat. Jesus. Either that or he got hit by a car. I don't know. Regardless, when I go on the collar, and went, eh, I just want to keep this cat. Either that or he got hit by a car. I don't know.

Regardless, when I go on Twitter and I'm posting about something completely unrelated, I don't need Mersh to tell me, you murdered your cat, you psychopath. So I blocked Mersh. And I said, you know, I just, this does not add anything to my life. I do not benefit from when I'm going Hey I'm having a great day What was your fucking problem About your cat And about merch I'm just saying that

The reason the block function exists Is that sometimes you have These little cocksuckers Who come up into your shit And you're like I'm having a great day And they go You're a pedophile

Because you know Mr. Girl And I go okay You know what You're blocked too So it's a nice little function So that I can enjoy Twitter Without all these Kiwi farms obsessed psychopaths and groper.

It's like the kid of the playground. You want to be the only one in the sandbox. Nobody else is allowed in. I want my nice little echo chamber where everybody is respectful and doesn't. If you have to stay on topic, that's it. I don't want you bringing up other bullshit in like a thread that I've created about something else, you know? You just don't want your feelings manipulated. What's wrong with that?

I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I don't think so. If I posted a picture of my cat and Mersh, you know, like I'm missing my cat, and then Mersh came in and said, well, you fucking killed him. I wouldn't block him because it was on topic. It was because he started doing it in every tweet that I tweeted. I was like, this is a waste of my time. Go away.

And now I've unblocked him. I have that ability as well. I went, okay, I think Marsh is probably going to stop telling me I'm a cat killer. I kind of like Marshall

so I'll unblock him. So I have that ability. Taking away the ability to block people, I don't understand. You used it to block scammers and guys who are trying to run crypto scams

in your fucking thing and spam and whatever else. So I think the block function is great. I have two options of two examples of people who are being stupid about blocking people who brag about being blocked. That's annoying. Yeah. Who go, oh, I was so annoying that he blocked me.

Can you believe it and it's like well Yeah I can You're being an asshole So that's stupid also people who lie About why you blocked them and that's A situation that I ran into recently Okay so there's a guy I don't know If we've talked about on this show drunk 3PO

Yeah who he's just he's one Of those geeks and gamers guys we don't really have any Beef But at one point he was kept tweeting EPO. Yeah. Who he's just he's one of those geeks and gamers guys. We don't really have any beef. But at one point he was kept tweeting out like their videos and like shit with them. And I'm like, hey, those that geeks and gamers website has an article that like insinuates like

many hurtful things about me. I don't want to be associated with geeks and gamers people and I don't want to see their shit on my feed. Right. You said that? No, I just went like in my head my head, I went, you know what? Oh, okay. I'm tired of these guys. Yeah, okay.

You know, they tweet lies about me all the time. So I'm just going to block anyone associated with that organization. How many enemies do you have online? A lot. A lot. Oh, my God. How many guys you got? How many enemies do you got?

You got plenty. Yeah, but I make enemies. That's what I'm known for. Oh, dude, I'm doing the same thing. But I just make enemies with guys who promote shitty conservative songs and pretend that they're magical and wonderful. Anyway, I blocked that guy because I'm like, I just don't want to see anything from that organization, and he goes, Vito

blocked me because my comic book made more money than his comic book, and he's jealous. And then I went, I don't block him, and I went, no, I blocked you because you work for a website that writes articles that call me a piece of shit. Also, your comic book ran the same charity scam that Eric July's Comic book ran

And you kind of were the one who encouraged him to run that charity scam and you're a piece of shit and wait the fact You just brought that up makes me feel like it was about the comic book then um Was it about the comic but it was not about the no cuz I know you got to think about it a lot Was it about the comic book? It was not about the- No, because honestly- Well, now you've got to think about it a lot. Well, here's- Because what I want to say,

you saw this initially as it had nothing to do with the comic book. It's because you guys published lies about me and also the comic book that you did, by the way, you promoted a scam, okay? The scam that you promoted, alright? It was just like this other one and it was the worst thing ever.

Now it kind of feels like it's about the comic book. Was it? No, no, no. I blocked him. And then when I asked you, you're like, well- Well, here's the thing, is I blocked him specifically because he's involved with

geeks and gamers he did run out now I do want to get rid of the block I don't hear this no no no no I saw him because here's the thing about the charity scam which destiny doesn't know about stop this is I think he did the chair about to get blocked right I think you are gonna get blocked Do you know how serious

These fuckers take their comic books? Oh man we're having a whole Comic book war It's crazy These guys It wasn't enough for them To take other people's comics seriously They all had to make

Their own comic books Because they were so serious Like birthing them Out of their own bodies Yes and now they tell me That my comic book is a failure Because it raised Ten thousand dollars less

Than this guy's comic book Which my comic book Did not charge for it raised $10,000 less than this guy's comic book, which my comic book did not charge for shipping yet, so it actually raised more. Anyway, so Okay, so it is about the comic book. It's not about the comic book. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. I think, Drunk3PO,

I honestly don't hate that guy. I think he accidentally ran a charity scam. I think he did not realize how scammy it is. Well, it's the same thing for Eric. Okay, Destiny, can I explain this to you? I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about right now. Destiny, okay. Alright. Okay.

So let's say I've made a comic book. I've made a comic book. I'm a YouTube guy. It's clearly like a vanity project. I'm selling it. Okay. What's the comic called? The comic is called Siam. Sure, it's called Cat Killer, whatever. Okay, Siam. Go ahead.

Siam, okay. Siam the Cat Killer. So the comic I normally will sell to you for $30. That is the price of my Culture War Vanity Project comic book. Uh-huh. But I have a special offer for you. I say, do you care about charity? Obviously.

Obviously. Do you care about sick children? Not in particular, but I can in this case. Okay, you can be convinced to care about sick children. Well, I have a special deal for you. I want to donate comic books to sick children. Okay. Okay? So if you give me $15, I'll

donate one copy of my comic book to a sick child. Does that seem like a good deal for you? Does that feel like- do you feel like you're helping charity in a meaningful way? Do I get a comic book too? Or- No. No. So I give you like $. You give me one comic and then you send...

I keep $15 and I send the charity a book that cost me about $2 to print. Yeah. So is that a useful thing to charity? Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Yeah?

Kids are getting comics. You get money. Kids are getting comics. That's an everybody wins scenario right there. Well, but do you not think that the person Hey, actually, wait. Shut the fuck up. On my website, Destiny.gg,

I have subscriptions. If you send me money on PayPal, I'll donate subscriptions to kids in hospitals too. Fuck it. Yeah. There you go. What do you think Destiny subscriptions help kids in hospitals? Wait, are you saying my fans are retards and buy subscriptions for no reason? No, but I'm saying that a sick child would probably benefit from anything other than a $15 Culture War comic book.

I mean, it depends on the type of sickness. If they've got, like, fucking leukemia, they're four years old. I don't know if $15 is going to go very far with this kid, you know? I could probably do better with the money than he can. Sure. And that's essentially where the money's going, right? Isn't it weird that the person at the center of it is making money off charity at, like, no loss themselves?

I'll do it for $10, guys, okay? All right, all right. Just make sure that you mark it in the PayPal thing for charity, and I'll find kids to, I guess... To give away Destiny subscriptions with sick kids are in need of. Sounds like a pretty good deal. It does sound like a good deal. I think that when you're Charging $15

And you get the $15 And then you give away One of your comics That cost you $2 Yeah You've made $13 And the charity Have gotten something

That is basically worthless Worthless yeah Because you can buy 100 comics for a charity For about $10 on eBay Alright so what's The blocking situation Wait no no wait

What do they actually Now that you've told us What you don't hate them for Sure What do you What don't hate them for Sure What do you What do you hate them for I just blocked them Because they were

Retweeting What's like one lie That they've tweeted about you No just the one The only thing they've said About me was That person specifically I don't think has ever

The only lie was that I was jealous of how much Money he made from his comic book Uh huh Which I'm not Because If I had run a similar Charity scam I would have made Just as much money Do you think your comic Deserved to have made More money than his No his comic book. Uh-huh. Which I'm not because if I had run a similar charity scam

I would have made just as much money. Does your comic deserve to have made more money than his? No. I just, I like how this started with it.

It's not about the comic books and then it became about the charity of the comic books and the comic books. It's a lot of comic book talk. But okay, gotcha. Alright. Uh, what do you call it?

I'm so sick of hearing about comic books. I think that he made a bunch of money by saying I'm gonna donate my comic to sick kids. Give me money. And bunch of money by saying, I'm going to donate my comic to sick kids. Give me money. And I'm like, well, I don't want to make money that way. You should do like an expose.

Do you think any kids actually got comics? Oh, we've dug into it. I mean, we contacted We actually made them, we were harassing them so much about this that one of the guys donated cash to the charity. Yeah, we basically guilted them into donating cash instead of just comic books.

Which is great. You're like rubbing him, but you don't even feel bad because it's going to a good cause. Oh my God. Absolutely got him. Nice. Good job. The point is that the block button is very important. We need that black button. It allows me to block Drunk 3PO, whose comic barely outsold mine guys come on

Charity scam if you go to Indiegogo right now you can still purchase super killer and we can beat What is that Indiegogo slash what I don't get a slash just search for super killer on Indiegogo order go to super killer Org do you think maybe the branding there is a problem super killerkiller.org? It seems pretty generic. I think that's kind of the joke, yeah. It's supposed to be... But they're going to land on your page. There's not going to be like 20 other superkiller people, right? No, it's actually... I'm surprised the term superkiller is not used for anything else.

There's one Neil Cizagera, whatever that guy is. I think they retired it after the Clintons used that to describe black criminals. Super Predator. Super Predator. Super Predator will show up in issue four. Who should bring that back? The AB tested it for Biden's campaign, but they decided it wouldn't be as popular as it was in the 90s. Dick, I'm calling my problem block babies.

Block babies. People who complain about people who block them. Are you going to make a comic ever, Destiny? Are you excited about reading Andrew Tate's comic? Top G. It's only $100. Jesus Christ. He shows you how to traffic women in it.

Does he? I think so. No, it's all about him escaping the Matrix with his brother. And they call it the Matrix and they're wearing Matrix costumes, so it's clearly copyright infringement on so many levels. What could be escaping the Matrix more than going to prison for the rest of your life? Yeah.

That's pretty unplugged. You have all your time to hustle and work out and meditate. Practice your dad's chess Yeah. Yeah, that's true. That's pretty unplugged. You have all your time to hustle and work out. And meditate. Practice your dad's chess games. And talk about playing chess. He must have had fun in prison because the second he got back, he started live streaming fake prison LARP videos. You see that?

24 hours. I think he was just on his phone the whole time. Watch me sleep in prison. And I'm like, why would I watch that? Yeah. Well, that's my problem. Okay. That's a good problem.

Wait, what was the problem? The block button? Block babies. Oh, block babies. People who complain about people who use the block button and support Elon Musk's crazy plan to take it away. Destiny, do you have a problem? I have so many problems. Am I supposed to just pick one?

Yeah, you have to pick one. Unless you want to do two quick ones. unless you want to pick one and then talk about everything else that's wrong in your life Like Vito. Oh, shut up. I didn't mean to go look every time I travel. Okay. I don't know the name for this problem. Okay, okay It actually really bothers me. Do you guys text a lot or all the time? Yeah, okay That's my preferred mode of communicating We've been texting lately hold on I'm weighing between this one and people that stand up immediately when the plane lands That's me Is that you? Oh come on!

You're not getting anywhere any faster you fucking I gotta stand up! You're already sitting for four fucking hours! I've been sitting with my knees jammed into metal for three hours! Where the fuck are you going? You're like seven feet tall I don't think you can stand all the way up when you stand. Yeah, no, your head's like at a side. And now you've got all these fucking assholes that are like cramped over.

Like, wait, like you're not getting anywhere any faster. Stand up for four more fucking minutes. Where are you going? No, it just feels good. I can't feel that, whatever that material is on my buttocks. I can't feel that anymore. I gotta feel my quads and my calves stretched out. I can't take another minute in there.

I just want to stand on a plane. Yes, I've yelled at my girlfriend. Alright, let's go. Come on. I gotta stand up. Give me one extra. She's not gonna. What does her standing do? She's not stricken with this jimmy legs or whatever it is, but as soon as we land, I gotta get up. I can't take it.

You just sit there Fuck you fuck you. I'm telling you because he made like a medical condition and I makes me like an asshole, okay? All right, this is a very specific problem with texting okay follow me on this one I don't know what I would call in this okay, okay You ever have a thing where you're texting back and forth with somebody, okay? And you can see when they're typing, right? Yes. You're in the middle of a convo, and then they start typing something, right? They've got something interesting to say, I guess, because they're fucking typing it.

And then you type and you respond to, like, the last thing they say. Then they stop typing, and then they respond to what you say and then you wait. The phantom thought. And then nothing. Yeah. And then where did that thought go? And every fucking time you ask them,

what were you typing before? One, it's already weird that you're saying that. What were you typing before? Yeah. And they're like, oh, I don't know. I don't remember. Tell me. I'll do this with people

because I know some people that do this chronically. I'll sit there and I'll wait and it'll go and it'll go away and then it'll come back. And then I'll type something and then they'll respond to me instantly. And then that other thing is gone. What the fuck were they typing? It actually drives me fucking insane. Remember, what was that chat thing way back that you could watch them type it out? I think it was on Google. Yeah, you could enable it. Remember, what was that chat thing way back that you could watch them type it out? I think it was on Google. The letters? Yeah, you could enable it

so the other person could watch you type it. And it was like a relationship ender. That's horrifying. It's like, you would type and they would see every keystroke and it was like, oh, this is too much. Like, I get the sense that you're retarded now and I didn't have that feeling before this was enabled. Turn it off.

This is horrible Texting is an imperfect manner of communication. I think it causes a lot of problems. He's got to root it through AI Can I oh this this is actually it's not exactly man My phone's dead because I had a great texting story from last week. Like what is it? That was when Josh Denny who's been on this show? Oh my girlfriend I went upstairs after the last show and she goes he? That was when Josh Denny, who's been on this show. Oh, my girlfriend. I went upstairs after the last show and she goes, he's outside fighting with Josh Denny. He's in like a shouting match with Josh Denny. Who is Josh?

Am I supposed to know who this is? He's a conservative comedian. He used to be on the Food Network and then he said the N-word and he claims he was, he left the Food Network. Is that true? Yeah. But like he said it on like In like Like I'm a comedian And I'm hanging out

With my black friend way So it's okay for me To say the N word He has a black stepdad So he has He's And he's a very big ginger So he's suffered like

A lot of racism Both the black racism And white mom dating A black guy racism And not being black Around a shitload of black people. I didn't realize he had a black stepdad. Yeah. Oh, no.

Yeah. Now he's thinking back to some of the things he said. I've never said anything. He's got an interesting experience with racism. So last week, Josh Denny got broadsided on this car. He was driving with his co-host, Carl. Yeah. And he posted on Twitter

And I you know wanted to send him a thing because we're like two comedians. I wasn't consenting some gushing Lady text like oh my god. I hope you're okay. Are you never? So I just I sent our IP car in all caps You know like rest in peace to your car He types back Okay question mark And I'm like oh I guess that joke didn't land Or it was like

You know off putting in some way So then I texted him again I said We're praying for you And then he texted back You know because I was with you at the time Because I was at your house I meant like we're all pulling for you I didn't know about it though

I didn't check in to make sure He's like roping your Yeah, exactly So like, guilting him into not being mad at you Using me, I know what you're doing Why's he gotta be mad at me? Because then he texts back He goes, what the fuck is your problem? And then I'm like, oh, I'm really fucking up this

text thing. And I call him and he goes, R.I.P. car? I could have died. And I'm like, I'm sorry, man. I just, you know, I thought if I like really gushed it out, you would call me an F slur because we're like two grown men and we're not supposed to show emotion. I feel like R.I.P. has like transcended its original meaning to

like almost being that of mockery. Like I'm trying to, like if my son like died in an accident and you text me like rip to your kid well that's different but it's a car angel wings it's not a human being r.i.p like your car's dead it's not actually a thing that died it's okay so then wait so then you didn't give a fuck it wasn't that big it was a joke to you then well it was like rip your you were laughing at him rip your car laughing at him you were you just that's why he was upset at you now you understand it was laughing along with him it's oh the folly of life I could have assumed that it's like oh what an unfortunate thing that happened to me if I got

blindside go well that sucks that's life for you know we're comedians what do you want I'm not going oh my god my car I can't like yeah it't. Like, yeah, it sucks, but you got to laugh at it. That's the whole point of being a comedian. Well, people, if they're not ready to laugh and it's their car, which is fine. They don't want to be told to laugh. Okay. Here was the assumption that was weird, though, where he goes, we're praying for you. What?

You're mocking my faith now. And I'm like, no, that was me genuinely trying to say, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Was it genuine? Were you guys praying? It was not's not like no I didn't even know did you look at him is like what are you doing over there he's like hold on I'm in the middle of a text right now genuine like Catholic prayer but it's like you're mocking his religion did you pray no I didn't okay okay you ever stop and think maybe you're the bad guy? It was a show of surprise. I'm not the bad guy.

Why did you say rip car? Like, why don't you just say, man, I heard about what happened. I hope you're okay. Because that's gay. You texted like 20 Fs, and he's like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm paying respects to your car, dude. I texted him 20 Fs. I said, RIP car.

Car emoji. Angel wings emoji. I figured as a fellow comedian, he I said, RIP car. Car emoji. Angel rings emoji. I figured as a fellow comedian, he would go, it is funny. That fellow comedian, that's doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Well, whatever. On these texts. Oh, come on. He's a fucking shock comic.

Is that like coded language for heavily autistic? Yeah. Fellow comedians. Fellow travelers. Regardless, I was accused of insulting Josh Denny's faith. Which you now admit to have done done I did not insult his faith we're praying for you it's like a saying

it's not just to say when religious people say that they actually pray that's the point that's the point of saying that some of them do not actually say a prayer some of them it's like it's a sentiment when you meet him do you ever see him and be like I'll see you in church this Sunday Why would you say you're praying if you're not going to okay? I should have said what we're pulling for you

I hope I say we you're like it's just you feel like there's a community behind him. That's a nice thing No, you wanted a community behind you to support your right? Glad the Josh Denny's car Got hit and fucking I think you kind of are Glad that it got hit because then it's like Oh this is so emotional we can all have a big Emotional reaction about it I feel bad that Josh Denny's car

Got hit in the future I will not joke Around with fellow comedians I'm sorry You shouldn't be joking like that with anyone I shouldn't joke you're right no more jokes Rip car is nothing That means it's the RIP car And then I expect him to respond Like ha ha

Yeah it sucks You're busting balls We bust balls You guys are busting my balls Right now Okay let's Hold on Let's get some more

You didn't lose anything Wait wait Let's get more information What kind of car was this It was I think it was a rental It was a nice car He had the insurance

He had the insurance He had the insurance. Rental car. He had the insurance. Luckily. Yeah, but still. Oof. So that means his main car was already fucked up, or what was he traveling? I think he was traveling. Why did he have a rental?

I think he was traveling with Carl somewhere. So he wrecked a rental car. I think so. Christ. Well, he didn't wreck it. Somebody, well, I mean, it got wrecked. Luckily, it was like 100% not his fault. Damn near killed him.

Damn near killed him. Yeah. It's like a stepchild dying And uh The other guy got out of the car And said in a very Hispanic voice Uh How do you know that?

Maybe we Well that's Josh Denny told me the story And said Maybe we can uh Anything you tell Vito Immediately goes on the show No it doesn't

No it doesn't The guy was like Maybe we can settle What did I email you last? Jesus Oh come on I don't spill anything This is nothing We made up It doesn't. No, it doesn't. The guy's like, maybe we can settle it. What did I email you last? Jesus. Oh, come on. I don't spill anything. This is nothing.

We made up. And you know what? I'll even say this. You know whose birthday it is today? The car? Josh Denny's birthday. Happy birthday, Josh Denny. Follow him on Twitter.

We're all praying for you. We're all praying for him. And that's what's important. And now he hates me, which is awkward and weird. I think I earned some points back with the happy birthday text, though. Yeah. Did he respond to that? He did. He said, thank you. So, I'm

learning. Point is, though, text is an imperfect system of communicating because I think if I was there in person, you know, I'd be like, whew, R.I.P. car, am I right here? He'd hear that in my He'd hear that in my voice And he'd go

Oh he's just He's just having a goof I could just see you Stepping out of the car Still smoking in the background And you're just like R.I.P. car It was not a mocking thing

He slapped his back He's sitting there thinking like Fuck me Did I get the insurance How much money am I out Am I gonna be able to Rent from this place Ever again in my entire

Fucking life Am I gonna get points In my rate How fucked Does this guy have insurance And you're just like My back's killing me Am I ever gonna feel good again

I want to thank all our listeners For coming to The biggest roast Of Vito Gisualdi Which is apparently The format of this show Vito as a comedian That's a good excuse We love Josh Which is apparently the format of this show. Vito, as a comedian.

That's a good excuse. We love Josh and we're pulling for you. We are praying for you. There you go. I'm not praying for anyone. I'll pray for him right now. Not to say that I wish anyone harm or don't wish them harm, but I'm not praying. I don't want him to be hurt and luckily he's not hurt. I mean, you know, if he was like like If he had bones broken be posted on twitter

He looked fine Good I'll try to be look I live in this like hyper masculinized Society Where you're not supposed to With your fucking toys and comics and video games Where is this in Pokemon cards

Shut the fuck up Are you escaping the matrix Are you... I'm not saying I'm saying... I'm escaping the Matrix. I am escaping the Matrix. Are you the third Tate brother that we don't know about? When I think of, like, stoicism, I think of Andrew Tate, Vito, Tristan Tate, then Myron for Fresh and Fit.

I'm saying that I don't participate in that culture, but I am surrounded by people who constantly have these emotional walls up. So I have to deal with guys who, you know, I go, well, I can't show too much sympathy because then they'll think, you know, like, oh, why is he acting like a woman, man? What are you talking about? I'm saying. Mr. Girl?

No, just everybody. Like Josh. I figured with Josh, like he doesn't want a bunch of weepy, you know, emotion. Yeah, imagine if he doesn't be like, heard about the rental car. That really sucks, dude. I hope everything's okay. He would just see that. He'd probably block you.

You're right. I've probably gone too far. Yeah, he would have been like, no shot, bro. I've probably assumed the walls. You should bust my balls over the fact that I can never rent from this car company again and I might have chronic back pain I'm also a guy who personally hates sympathy, so I guess I get now we're getting there I said to him what I would want to hear

It's always about Vito in the end It's about the comics Wait I have a comment about this Now available at superkiller.org What comment? Somebody was making fun of you for saying it's you talk about how everybody thinks that their experience is everyone's, but you're the biggest example of that. But I can't find it.

Look, I think I have a good, I think I have a good, my fingers on the pulse of the common man. Yeah. Yeah. But I'll say, yeah, I personally am somebody, I detest sympathy. It makes me feel guilty. I don't like when people are sympathetic towards me.

It feels weird. You should deal with that. I guess. I don't know how to deal with it. It doesn't fuck you over in other ways. I just push it all down. When bad things happen to me and I just don't talk about it. You should go to therapy.

And after three sessions, invite the therapist to this show. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's get a fake therapist. I've had a lot of people tell You should go to therapy, and after three sessions, invite the therapist to this show. Yeah. Let's get a fake therapist. I've had a lot of people tell me to go to therapy. Trust me. And it'll be like a prank. Like, it'll just be an improv comedian. We can put that on the show. Me and Dick are talking about filming some

skits. I had an idea once with two friends. I had talked to the other one. We were gonna do a podcast episode where all three of us would bring our. We were going to do a podcast episode where all three of us would bring our moms onto the show to do the most raunchy, debaucherous shit ever. But me and my friend, we would just

hire actresses. That's really good. So the third friend would bring his actual mom and he would see us Just ramping it up hard And be like Wow these guys are He'd be like

Hey mom Can I make out with your face It's like yeah Go nuts man And he's like Oh Oh I'm gonna throw up Dude that's a really good bit

Dude are you grabbing Your mom's ass Oh they should do that In Fish Tank 2 Yeah dude that's the show That's what we gotta do You're gonna be the only one That's not gonna do it

There'd have to be Some big prize on the line too Exactly He's like pressured To go along to be the only one that's not going to do it. There'd have to be some big prize on the line, too. Exactly. He's like pressured to go along to the end. Oh, dude, that's a really good bit. Ironically, you should get Andrew Tate's advice on how to do this. I don't want to suck my mom's face. All right, man.

Well, then you're not going to win the car. I don't know what to tell you. And you just turn back to this old lady. I'm going to throw up. That's a really good bit. Oh, no. We're going to steal that. Why didn't you do it?

I'm a lazy fucking piece of shit. I got all sorts of great ideas. You got to talk to us. What's your biggest idea that you've never done that you wanted to do more than any other? I don't know if you'd understand this if you're not streamer people. The funniest idea that I ever thought is

there's this whole world of people who are very, very small content creators. And they always say like, I could do this. If I was just a big YouTuber, if I was a big streamer, I could do this.

These guys complain about these products, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And you know, there's a little bit of like, we get paid a lot for what we do and I understand that, but they wouldn't be able to handle the pressure. These are small time creators.

Like I thought it'd be funny to make a reality show called So You Think You Can Stream. So what you do is for one day, you'd bring on like two guest commentators where you judge like the streamer. Yeah. And what you would do is you'd host them so they'd have like 20, 30, 40,000 viewers.

Oh, that's great. For one day. Yeah. And then you would throw sample problems at them. But while those problems are happening, they have to keep streaming at the same time. So one might be, hey, your SIM card just got swapped and somebody's about to text your nudes to your mom. You have to call the company to do this while you're still playing

your game and maintaining a positive kill-death ratio or whatever. Or you'd throw random problems. Somebody's spamming the n-word in your chat and it's a mod account. You've got to stop it in 15 seconds before you get programmed to Twitch. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Having all the trials and tribulations of them and then

at the end of the day, you'd have the big debrief. You have a guest on and they won't stop mentioning the Jewish question. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you have to get them out of there in a peaceful solution. That would be an interesting. I think it would just be interesting to see guys who have no charisma trying to stream to 4,000 people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With all the random shit popping up.

And you can coach them like after they fail. You could. Do this more. Yeah, exactly. I feel like a shitbag for forgetting his name, but he's been on our show. He does the podcast with Ryan Long.

Danny Polishuk? Danny Polishuk. He's got a new... You are definitely a shitbag for forgetting his name. He's got kind of a weird name. Yeah. Oh, come on, Polishuk.

It's like trying to overreach his Waldie. Danny jokes. Yeah. He's got a new show where he just Finds people Who are streaming To an audience

Of either zero Or one people Yeah And then just like Watches it like A WATP format And he's been finding Some good weirdos

It's a good format I do that on Twitch At night I'll find Cause I only wanna watch Like I don't understand New games Like League of Legends

I don't know what's going on So I can't get into it It's just like normal sports I'll find retro games and put it on and it's always like just a couple followers and I'm shocked

that they exist yeah I'm shocked that they keep doing it yeah you would think you'd be like oh I'm streaming to no one why am I doing this but yeah

it is kind of fascinating once you start digging into the low levels of Twitch and YouTube they just need their own veto in chat there being like you know rip your viewership.

Yeah. No, I would not do that. That's horrible. We're praying for you. Okay. One of my favorite videos I made was one time I made a video about like a gun conspiracy theories or something. And of course I got a bunch of like comments like, you don't understand the FBI is trying

to take our guns away. Yeah. And then I, so then I made a video where I went through like the comments from these people and looked at their YouTube channels And it was like fucking fascinating There was one dude talking about how Tom Brady was like a devil who was sent to like win the Super Bowl on behalf of Satan Of evil? Like Angels in the Outfield? Yeah, that The sequel?

He was saying the New England Patriots sacrificed like hundreds of infants to cement their Super Bowl legacy. Yeah. And he was not joking at all. Yeah. I was like, this is great. I need to make another one of those videos. I'm going to change my problem because there hasn't been enough arguing. Oh, yeah.

Okay. On the show. Fair enough. Okay. Better not be about, if it's another problem about me. I'm ringing. I noticed, I noticed both of you, but especially you, Destiny, have been praising the government a lot lately. And saying that the government is doing a good, and I think you said great job.

Great job. So I'm bringing in big government. Big government. Are you bringing in government praisers? Big government. No, just the government. Just the government. That's cheating.

On this show, that's the same as bringing in women. It's not fair, too, because you guys live in California. Well, that's part of when I said it. I was like, wait a minute, what? I've lived in California for a year and a half, okay? So my take on government is a little bit different now, right? Yeah, and I think one of the first commenters said, like, well, yeah, like the sewer. And I said, oh, that's funny.

You do have a sewer story. Because the city has been charging me for eight years for a sewage connection that I didn't even have. And they licensed the sewer inspector before I bought the house that told me it was fine. And then they licensed the realtor who sold it to me and said it had sewage. And I've just been sitting on top of a pipe that went into a pit of shit. So that would be number one on my list of things the government does not do right. I am going to object because there's an unwritten rule

on this show that you can't bring in like women because you'll just win the show. The problem can't be women. There's a big government regulating my fucking problems right here. I feel like there's an unwritten rule that the problem can't just be the government because it's an auto win. Big government. Oh, big government.

Big government. That's different. Yeah. You know what? Somebody said that without- Donuts. Then they went- I got into an argument with a guy who said that without the FDA, all the stores would be selling me rancid meat. And I said, I don't know about that.

I don't think they would. The Food and Drug Administration is a sticking point on this show. Selling poison to children. I don't think they would put it on the outside. We got rancid meat in here. No, they wouldn't. That's the point. I could smell it.

If they could sell it instead of throwing it out somewhere that worked at a restaurant, they'd do it. Then it would still be kind of good. We brought up the problem of swell milk, which was famously outlawed by the government because it was probably going to poison children. What's swell milk? Swell milk was back distilleries that were making whiskey and beer would take the leftover mash that had already been processed.

Sounds good. And then give it to farmers to feed to their cows. Would take the leftover mash that had already been, you know, processed. Sounds good. And then give it to farmers to feed to their cows. And the cows started putting out weird, fucked up, discolored milk that was probably killing babies. Strawberry milk? They had to put a bunch of chalk and bullshit in it to make it turn white again. So it was not safe for human consumption. Because of the color?

Bro, I'm pretty sure if you feed cows fucking leftover alcohol mash, it's not going to result in something you want to feed your kids. Is it really like a one-to-one thing like that? In what way? Like, if you were to give a cow shots of vodka, could you get drunk sucking on their udder? I feel like the process of like... No, it's not that the kids would get drunk, but it's that it wouldn't have the

nutrition... Like, you want cows to eat grain and shit that makes the cow. The cows were unhealthy. I don't know. What year is this that you're talking about? Like 1920. I don't know, man. The point is that the big government hadn't even had a Holocaust yet.

You're talking about cows. Oh, my God. You need regulations in business in order to prevent unscrupulous businesses From doing things that could harm the consumer How about a regulatory agency That makes sure these independent comics Come out in a reasonable amount of time Without kicking it to February and stuff Don't fuck with my release date

How about that? How about fucking up your stuff with regulations Not a bunch of farmers Yeah well I think that we have Rules and regulations established by the government to facilitate commerce. Are you like a 100% free market guy? Do you really believe that you just step back and build whatever house you want, and if it collapses and kills a bunch of people, well, what are you going to do?

Just don't buy houses from that guy anymore man i don't give a shit i know you don't and that's the problem is that most people what am i gonna change all right all right i went to a blm rally and i got shot in the head by a cop so what did i what did i get out of that fucking nothing well you lost the souvenir uh if there was a trump, I would have gone there and then I'd be in prison right now. So what exact say do I have over anything? All I'm saying is, I don't think I'm getting six trillion dollars of

value out of my spend every year. What did Destiny say about the government that you object to? Destiny, what has been your current government stance? I'm just busting balls because I saw that thread and it was funny. That's good. Well, I think I did see Destiny. Destiny, did you defend some sort of law? I do defend the government I love the government

You do? I mean I like Honestly again that Rich Men of Richmond song If you're talking about being poor or whatever It's like America's a pretty good place If you want the government to make sure you're not poor Like if anything Yeah

Yeah That song is illogical Or it's like oh the government's really fucking us up And keeping us poor And I'm like you're in America Like if you went to any other country You'd probably be way poorer You'd be worse off That song is illogical. Or it's like, oh, the government's really fucking us up and keeping us poor. And I'm like, you're in America. Like, if you went to any other country, you'd probably be way poorer. You'd be worse off.

Yeah, absolutely. Well, hold on. Wait a second. Wait, what other countries are we talking about here? Well, there are. Let's talk about, like, there are. Sure, maybe. Okay, yeah. There are some countries with a higher GDP, I'm sure.

All of Africa. But there's no country of America's size with an equivalent like GDP, I assume. Well, GDP isn't everything, right? Germany, France, these are pretty big countries. It's got a lot of people in them. Yeah. I'd rather live here than... You'd rather be poor here? I think I would rather be poor here. Well... Than in Germany? Germany,

I'd rather be poor. Yeah, Germany really takes care of their poor, right? I don't know. I feel like most Western European countries take care of their poor people. I met some German guys and they were like, yeah, I have friends and all they do is play World of Warcraft and the government pays for it. And I'm like, okay, that sounds pretty good. I feel a song coming on. What song would that

be? Some kind of banjo. Some sort of banjo twanging song about how much you hate German welfare? I need a more bluesy, bluegrass instrument than that guy to sing my folk songs. I'm just saying, the American standard of living is pretty good that I don't think you need to drag a banjo out to the woods and complain about it. I think there's other problems.

All my shit goes into a big hole over there and it's illegal for me to connect it to the septic tank that I have. You have a very unique situation. They changed the law during COVID that says if you live within 30 feet of the sewer line, you must connect to it. But that costs $100,000. So I guess I just have my shit pit. Thanks, government.

I do find it hilarious that your house is precariously perched above a giant pit of human excrement. And I said it on the podcast, so I can't lie about it. I know. You can't just connect to the sewer lines

serotypically. That's my problem. It's big government. Big government. So I can't lie about it. I know you can't fuck you can't just connect to the sewer lines Serotipically, that's my problem. It's big government big government. That's cheating. That's cheating Why that should be an automatic? Can I change minds of lazy people then if that's Asterix next to you can have another one on the board lazy people. I want to do women I hate women women are the worst put it on the board Okay, fuck you then okay. I'll do an easy one. I want the ones People that have all these fucking guidelines do the laundry do the dishes blah blah blah and then they still charge you $150 fee on Airbnb what the fuck yeah? Airbnb fees Airbnb fees for people that make you do all the fucking work. I don't do Airbnb anymore I do only hotels, and I love it every you know what makes you love hotels is Airbnbs

Mmm, you know what? Ubers almost made me love taxi sometimes too. Yeah You ever get those Uber drivers? Sorry, every time I travel I get so many calls. You ever get those Uber drivers You call an Uber and they sit on the street for like 20 fucking minutes. What the fuck are they doing? I don't know. You ever have that happen? Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I had a guy sit there for 15 minutes I didn't even know where to be that soon. I was like fuck it. I'll sit and wait I don't have nothing better to do. Yeah, I don't know what to do. I had a guy sit there for 15 minutes. I didn't know he was going to be that soon. I was like, fuck it, I'll sit and wait. I have nothing better to do. Yeah, I don't know what to do. And then he started driving away from me while he was still on the fucking thing.

What the fuck? That sucks. We had an Uber who, I don't know how else to describe it. He had a psychotic episode in the car. Okay. He started, and we had just done Molly, or it had just kicked in. We were leaving this m'lady rave, to another one it was a little it was a while ago okay and he's like twitching he looked like he looked like that like that guy from

cereal was that the one with the murderer that was the documentary yeah he looked like that guy and he just goes stop poking me I That's horrifying. And we look at each other, and I'm like, I look at my girlfriend, and I'm like, bitch, if you're fucking poking him, you need to stop poking him. I don't know if you're doing, like if you're just twitching or accidentally hitting something.

I'm like, okay, this is a big problem. And then he goes, and he starts twitching out, and we're downtown LA, so it's like, starts twitching out. And he, we're downtown LA. So it's late. So there's no traffic. So it's like gigantic roads that you can really build up steam on, speed on. He starts just like swerving onto the oncoming traffic.

Like there's no center dividers. He starts doing this. And I said, hey, hey, hey, hey, buddy. Like, this isn't weird I don't want to alarm you But you're heading into oncoming traffic And it's like a shipping town So there's giant

If there's anything coming It's going to be a semi Yes We're right next to Union Station And he goes I just said Stop fucking poking Stop

And he turns around And then just stares Like he turns around and stares and just lets the car go like BoJack Horse. Holy shit, dude. And it starts, like, caroming around, and it kind of veers to the right. And I'm like, man, I'm fucking hoping that the car stays on the right, but then it's going to go straight into, like, God knows what. I don't know what to hope for in this scenario.

Starts going to the left. I say, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Like, there's a light. There's a stoplight. And he kind of turns slowly back. And as soon as he hits it, I'm like, I'm ready to jump out of the car. And I reach for the door, and there's no handle. I'm like, what the fuck?

What the fuck is this? And I look over at the other one. I'm like, what the fuck? What the fuck is this? And I look over at the other one as I'm feeling. My girlfriend's like just staring like this. And there's no handle on that side. So I look down and there's like this goofy symbol. Like I feel like I'm in an alien spaceship because it's a fucking Tesla. Yeah, there are some electric cars that don't have handles. And they even have on some of them, they have like an indent of a handle, like a design,

but it's not a thing. What the fuck? Is this a dream? Am I in a fucking nightmare? Yeah, it's like a decal. It's not an actual fucking door handle. I'm like, all right, assholes design these cars. How would I open the door if I was an asshole?

I guess it's kind of a window. You start talking to it. Door, open. Rear I was an asshole. I guess it's kind of a window. You start talking to it door open passenger door open staring and He's staring at my girlfriend. Yeah, like he's gonna rape her and kill me I pressed down on the window and the door does this weird like ding like I pressed down on the window, and the door does this weird, like, ding, vrv. I'm like, okay. So I kick it open and grab her and pull her out,

and he shoots off through the red light, screaming gibberish. And I'm like, did we almost just fucking die because Tesla decided? Why would they not put? So we ran across the street into this Mexican, like, you know you can hear the the ranchero music clubs Yes, they play like they play it at like 200 decibels like all night I was thinking the aura of like Mexican this would keep protect you in Indian spirit. So yeah, I was like, all right They'll understand us here Don't worry those these people will keep us safe. Yeah, they called uber and they're like, well We'll make sure you don't worry These people will keep us safe Yeah they called Uber

And they're like Well we'll make sure You don't get connected With him again That's not enough Yeah no And he had like 10,000 reviews or something

I'm like man None of them mentioned A phantom poking That turned into Maybe dying No and I really want to know If I I hope that I was

Poking him somehow Like I want to sit him down and go, I got your license plate and everything. I got to find you and then strap you down to a chair and go, so what was the poking? That's where you both get out of the car and you look at your wife and she's got her purse and there's an umbrella sticking out.

And you're like, oh no. She was poking him. What were you thinking? Yeah. Ubers or BBs? What is that? So now you use Lyft. I use Lyft.

No, he's probably on there. I don't want to. Every time I see people destroying Airbnbs now, I think like, oh, good. Fuck you. Clean that up. Use a cleaning deposit for that shit. They charge you a cleaning fee on top of making you like put all the towels in the tub and run the dishwasher or whatever else. Yeah.

Well, then I'm cleaning. Why am I also paying you a cleaning fee? It's absurdity. Yeah. I feel like there was like a golden era of Airbnb where it was like grandma was renting out like extra rooms because her kids moved out. Before all these shitheads bought them to make money. Once everybody realized they could buy up a shit ton of property

and rent it out. Yeah, there's that. And then people that like sublease their apartments that aren't supposed to. I remember the first bad Airbnb. It wasn't really bad, I guess, but like, it was four or five years ago I came to LA. It was where I lived here.

And I got an Airbnb and I didn't know anything about like the games that people played or whatever. But I parked someplace on the side of the street and it's just like an apartment complex.

And I'm like, are you allowed to do this? I've never heard of this before. It was like five or six years ago. And I text the guy and I'm like, are you allowed to do this? I've never heard of this before. It was like five or six years ago. And, um, and I text the guy and I'm like, Hey, um, cause I tried to go up and I, I looked at the door and I tried to go in and there's like a guy at the front. He's like, Oh, who are you? And I'm like, Oh, I'm like, I'm here for, um, like a thing.

Cause I wasn't sure if I was supposed to be there. Yeah. And he's like, I'm not here for an Airbnb. Don't you have to live here? And I'm like, Oh, okay. So then I go outside and I'm like texting a student. I'm like, yeah, the. Yeah. You have to live here. And I'm like, okay. So then I go outside and I'm like texting a student. I'm like, yeah,

the guy says that you have to live here. Am I at the right place? And the guy's like, yeah, yeah. Don't tell him that you're here for an Airbnb. Um, tell him that you're my brother.

And I'm like, well, who brother, who, what's my name or whatever. And he's like, uh, my brother's name is like Al-Aqsa Muhammad.

Okay. This is not a good system at all. And I'm like, sure. I think I have a profile picture on my I didn't bring my fucking turban with me okay sir get into your fucking airbnb yes my name is for Eid yeah we're here for the holy month of Kramberjohn. Fuck Airbnb. And then you go to somewhere, it'll be like the key will be like buried.

I've gone to one before where the key is like outside under like a rock. Dude. To get into like an apartment complex. Like, the fuck is happening here? We went to Greece and the key for our Airbnb was in a, it was in one of those like realtor key things with the dial. And it was bike locked to a tree in front of the apartment building like are you fucking? They just allow this Nobody's chopping this off anyway. All right. That's my problem. What are problems his problem? Oh?

Your problem is government your problems the government ever his was mine was people that stand up too fast in the airport Okay, people that ghost text. Yes. Ghost text. And then people that charge you Airbnb and make you clean. Airbnb fees. I don't know. And mine is block.

Whichever one resonates with the audience the most, okay? We'll see. Mine is block babies and fear of sympathy, which I project onto other people. Yeah, why not? Why does everybody else get two problems problems I want two problems on the board I want to compete Veto's fear of sympathy Jesus Christ

Okay What it's making it fair It's a fair competition now Everybody gets two right I don't have two I just have big government Well that's the automatic winner So you already cheated

That should have an asterisk next to it Don't let him gaslight you He kind of has two Because he had one initially He changed it Vote down big government I did You did change it What was your initial one That should have an asterisk next to it. Don't let him gaslight you. He kind of has to because he had one initially. He changed it. Vote down big government. I did.

You did change it. What was your initial one? Dogs throwing up at night. Is your dog throwing up at night a lot? Yeah, for like four days straight. Oh, no. So. Oh, no, for me, because I had to pay for the vet appointment.

That is, of course, worthless. How many times has that dog been to the vet? Too many times Did you get pet insurance for that dog? Yes, enough to make I got insurance after the $6,000 vet visit Yeah, Jesus fucking Christ Just let your dog go outside and go missing like my thing Like that was much easier

And then you don't deal with any of this Alright Let's do a voicemail Sure Some super chats Let me see here I'm sure we have a million voicemails complaining about our Jewish friend, Luke Bernard. Yeah.

That's true. I like that guy. Check out his Holocaust video game. A Light in the Darkness, I think it's called. Hey, Dick. Hey, Vito. Hey, Dick. Hey, Vito.

Hi. The biggest problem in the universe is people who can't handle their fucking liquor. You know, I just went on vacation, got really drunk with my girlfriend, and everything was great until, you know, little fucking girlfriend Marino has one too many to drink and then all of a sudden just becomes, you know, a fucking, a huge problem. And then a huge problem. And then a huge fight breaks out because she's so unreasonable.

I'm very reasonable when I drink. I am, I hold myself together very well. And I like to think that I am still me when I drink. However, the women become beasts of the night. They just, they come up with these crazy scenarios in their head and they just like start believing these like, you know, tales of extreme fiction

and they start painting you as this like devil. It doesn't matter what the argument is, by the way. It can be something super small like, I don't want to watch this TV show and you're gaslighting me because you don't want to watch what I want to watch. You're a horrible person. Or it could be... Jesus

Christ. How come you're retired too early? So the problem was drunk women? Is that what we got to eventually? I think drunk women is the problem. Again, guys, keep these to 30 seconds. Or you have to start giving specifics. You can't just say, we got in a fight about a thing.

Yeah, because now I'm curious. Yeah! Cause that sounded like it could've been a lot more to it. Of course. Like my wife got so fucking mad yesterday that I was just texting a random fucking girl. Really, what'd you say? I sent her pictures of my dick. There you go.

To be funny. Yeah. But it was a joke. Yeah. She's married, like who cares, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Idiot.

And she's my coworker. Yeah. So what wouldot. And she's my coworker. Yeah. The guy is burying the lead. So what would it even mean? I want to remind everybody, all the problems you've heard tonight, you can vote on at biggestproblem.show. Your votes help make this show what it is. Don't forget, bonus episodes available at patreon.com slash biggestproblem, as well as backed.by slash biggestproblem. Bonus episode, the biggest problem in Ice Psalm 2.

You're not going to want to miss this one, folks. We'll be available shortly. We didn't even talk about how you ripped off your superhero killing gun. You ripped off my superhero killing gun. Eric July is stealing from Super Killer. Next week we'll talk about it. Thanks, everybody. Thank you to Destiny for being here.

We're going to read your Super Chats now. Get in some Super Chits, and we will read them here on the show. Thanks, everybody. Thank you to Destiny for being here. We're going to read your super chats now. Get in some super chits and we will read them here on the show. Thanks, everybody. Thanks again, Destiny, for being here. Destiny, why don't you plug? Where are you going to be in LA this week? What shows will you be on?

I don't even know. I do Jubilee tomorrow. I'm on some guy's podcast called The Minimalist. Have you heard of that? No They have a lot of social media accounts So I'm not entirely sure I think I'm doing something with Flacco With No Jumper

That's great, we love No Jumper Well if you have any free time and you're bored Let us know Get a drink Hang out Whatever Thank you all for not killing yourselves Get a Get a drink Yeah Hang out Whatever Koof for two Thank you all for not killing yourselves

Thank you Koof Entertainment for two To be stare Fair be two Be fair boo Be bare new Very good Moronic Opinions for ten

Thank you DeVito For tweeting out my Ice on review video A couple weeks back My pre-order of number two Finally came in a deep dive Review video will be coming soon God bless fellas

God bless you Moronic Opinions. And don't miss our Isom 2 review. Again, bonus problem available on the Patreon. Can we show just a vehicle for marketing his comic stuff? Yes. Not my comic stuff. We're talking about we have an ongoing feud with a certain gentleman. It has nothing to do with my comic.

I got roped into Vito's comic feud. Super Killer, which is available at superkiller.org, but it has nothing to do with Super Killer. roped into Vito's comic killer, which is available at super killer, but it has nothing to do With super killer wait, so I said is I some your comic I saw evil comic made by the bad man. Yeah Oh, yes, my guy do a review where he like dumped on it. We shit Did a review of I saw that was nice Was thorough and it has started a six month war With the creator of Aesop Who hates

It was his first time writing ever Like it was his first time writing a story And I just said alright I've gotten a shit load of Hollywood notes This is what they're like Like this is why it's not connecting This is why the story isn't any good This is why there's no story arc or characters

Yeah you have to hit these things And he fucking melted down And he called you a rabbit He called me a An n-word Yes A hoe And he fucking melted down. And he called you a rabbit. He called me a N-word. A ho-ass N-word three times. And he challenged you to pull up. So he gets a pass on that.

Is that how that works? Yeah, because I can't say anything. Yeah, you can't fire back. He's allowed to N-word you all day. PopQuizfor1999 asks, is this real life? Yes, it is. PopQuizfor2 at least do drugs on stream Maybe later. She hot Oh bot for five. You can't skip the live stream. You just can't guys whose bag is this? I almost tripped on it cool Jarvo for 450 says I would have given you seven dollars if you were on time

Fuck you man destiny. I just flew in and boy are his arms tired Okay Hey man, Destiny just flew in And boy are his arms tired Okay Koof for two I was doing the classic Koof for two, thank you audience for turning in on time Thank you for not killing yourselves, thank you Koof Michael winning for two, an hour late This is giving me female type energy This idiot accidentally sent a bunch of

Amazon packages to my P.O. box Cause he didn't change it. Oh, like his Amazon packages? Yeah, so I got a bunch of his. He ordered like a bunch of dildos and stuff. He's like, oh, Amazon sent me new ones. Just keep them. But don't open them. Speaking of packages, do you want to do the package opening? Let's do it at the end.

Alright, we'll do it at the end. We have a special package we want to show. Uh-oh. But Pop Sculpture is here for two. And I won't address it because I don't want to spoil it. Coup for two, the wage gap is the biggest Problem in the universe, I agree Captain Insano for two Big Dairy Trevor has a problem Ligma Johnson for five, that's funny

No show, yes money Kiel for ten, thank you Kiel Coup for two, can we beat the lateness high score Oh shut up, Red for two Way too late guys, shut up Why don't you shut up Yeah buggy We got destiny for you

He's here Sometimes Why don't you say Something positive Like some solutions We could do Maybe why we were Running behind

There you go Redwormwood for five Vito do you consider Yourself woke Or anti-anti-woke Also what's your Guys favorite cheese I think if I really

Had to get down to it, that whole term is stupid, but I wouldn't consider myself woke the way other people are using it. Are you anti-woke? I think I'd be anti-anti-woke. I think I'm anti-anti-woke. People get so fucking mad about it. It's so annoying. I'm annoyed by the talk of wokeness, but that does not make me woke.

I'm just like, guys, shut the fuck up about it for the love of God. What's my favorite cheese? Cheddar. Nice mozzarella is fantastic What's my favorite cheese cheddar? Nice mozzarella is a fantastic. How about you pepper jack pepper jack Wow? My girlfriend thought I loved pepper jack cheese for some reason I hate it so she was always ordering it like in everything and I'd always get stuck making why not say something to her Because I it just like was a magical cheese drawer that was always replenished. That's like, that's odd. There's more pepper jack.

Well, you know, I guess I'll get into that. You thought she was buying it for herself. It turns out she thought you loved it. I just never thought about it. You really liked it that much. Yeah. Yeah. Coup for two.

Hey, guys. Dick couldn't make it today. I wish. Kyle Baxter says, what a great show. Thanks, Kyle. Ligma Johnson for $4.99 Where is the woman with the blue hair? Who is this guy? DJK for 20 Australian dollars shout out to Chisrag if it was for him we wouldn't be here

I saw that was a discussion on the destiny board that you two were brought together by Chisrag that fucker cheese PKI was that still only just in touch with PKA. Is that still, I guess, in touch with that gentleman? Yeah. Yeah, I talked to him the other day. That's good. Have you been back on PKA in a while? A couple times.

It's been a while now. Probably a year now, I think. Yeah. Well, Darius Reinikovios for five says, yes, yes, mmm, Ozempic's so good. It is good. Captain Insano for two, Isom does not want help.

Hold the truth hostage for two isom the closest to moses to veto haha worship haha thank you hold the truth hostage who is apparently also a fellow comic creator who hates isom veto the wig for 20 we've we've we've created a monster destiny the lore is too much for 20 big dollars from veto the wig even with constant harassment from richard veto manages tbf larger every episode nice try robert cook for five veto i don't know if everyone has the same school experience in federal schools it's different state to state it's different yeah it's very different god for two we love fat apologist veto thank you soul 2x for five veto is just jealous that loomer is a funnier lol cow i'm funnier than laura loomer

come on horny for serotonin for 10 lol cool that's a great thank you best super chat of the night yeah that's that's the brevity that we like here uh jay thompson 13 27 for 5 episode 30 veto said he never went to disney Donating to that fund Please donate He said all he had was his figures for Joy and Light Is that what I said on episode 30? Probably I did go to Disneyland, but I was stuck in a mobility scooter Which was the most humiliating thing in my life

Because I threw out my bag They strapped you in a mobility? I literally, okay, I had someone I think it was a fan of the show, gave us passes to Disney I was all excited to go And then I threw out my bag And I had someone, I think it was a fan of the show, gave us passes to Disney. I was all excited to go. And then I threw out my back. And I was like, I can't go. And my friend was like, well, they have mobility scooters.

And I'm like, oh, God, I'm going to be a fat guy in a mobility scooter at Disney. This is literally horrible. And then I found out those scooters are really fun. And I get it now. I'm like, all right, well, that was fun to drive that thing around. It has a little horn. So if people are walking in front of you. How many times are you in line and someone looks at you? You're like I have a back problem. It's not

What you think it is I have a real bad Disney World. I was just like don't you throw your back out doing I? Just slept wrong like someone's wrong with my mattress or something. I think I had to buy a new mattress No you know what it might have been I was bringing boxes In the house And I like Threw it in my bag It was some combination Boxes of what? Just like packages

I got from Amazon Oh Probably boxes of Mountain Dew energy drink Which I'm not supposed to drink I get it Okay I can laugh at my own foibles

Alright There was Just not if someone sings about them There was a fan At Disney World though And I'm so glad they went I think I saw Vito At Disney World I'm like thank god That guy didn went. I think I saw a video at Disney World

I'm like, thank God that guy didn't think to get a picture. He got a picture. Oh god I would never live that shit down. It would be over. I would kill myself if a picture of me on a mobility scooter at Disneyland got out So thank you. Some guy that works at Disney's digging through the security footage now He probably is. Somebody who works at Target and listens to the show caught him shoplifting at target yeah they didn't catch me i was shoplifting and they managed to go through the target security records and find the video of the shoplift what did you shoplift magic cards like are the comic sales that rough right now or what it's just, they're too much There's like 50 bucks for like these fancy Packages, and I'm like, well, I'll just

Every time you go through Target, you do the self-checkout And it's like, eh, I just won't scan that one thing That was it, and I'm like, ah, I just won't scan it It'll be funny, and on the way out They're like, sir, it's funny You get a little, you know, you're like, ah, I just won't Scan one thing, and now I know Not to do that, and you chickened out

I didn't chicken out, I went for it, that was the problem problem. Oh, yeah. Yeah now. I don't go for it anymore Jay Thompson for five this comment is sponsored by raid shadow of legends use a code word and I Don't know if I can say that to get an elite thief champion. Okay. I definitely can't say that don't worry y'all. I'm black It's cool. He claims. He's black. Well, you can make the joke. I can't say it. Well, you have to. Well, I can't. Why? Because it's a super chat? It's not to say it.

Use code word. Let's put it this way. Yeah. The N word to get a elite thief champion. Great joke. Horny for serotonin for 10. It is 2.47 a.m. Fantastic.

Jihadobad for two. You can tell time too. Yeah. Good work. Vito, you had a very trafficable cat. I agree. Tool chest for five says Vito murdered his cat. Let's block this fucker.

Thank you, audience. No, you don't gotta block him. Horny for serotonin two. Vito loved that cat. He did not run away. Strider for two. Vito, how do you feel about Mahler? Mahler's too smart for the guys he's hanging out with.

He does not fall into the trap of reviewing all media as if it was woke. And he's surrounded by a bunch of dumb asses who view everything through this stupid culture war and cannot objectively review the barbie movie which was fantastic uh they are all wrong gun ringer for five mute on twitter doesn't let you see any post or notification from the person you muted removing block just lets them see your post nothing changes yeah no but you can still respond The point is I don't want like

A bunch of spammers Like Telling people like Hey go to OnlyFans Well muting doesn't piss them off And blocking does So obviously you're wrong Yeah

Slap.com for two The red pill arc Ends with the blue haircut Pottery All gas No breakfast For five Vito thinking the right

Saying that R-M-N-O-R Is the greatest protest song of our generation just to piss him off is delusional. Lol, it's all for clicks, man. It's to piss off liberals. Like, that's why they're doing it. That's part of it.

That's why they're all getting behind it. They're like, oh, this pisses off the libs. And it kind of does, but it only pisses me off. I hate that Matt Walsh is- Because I want you to listen to good music and not, like, tell me bad music. Oh, fuck off. Dude, there's so much way better music Out there

It's actually an altruistic mission from God That's why you're so upset It's the same with Isam I don't want media to be told To everyone like this is the greatest comic that ever existed Yeah but you're not a musician You're making a comic You don't know

You do not know What good music They could be listening to They're listening to Corn make Rain makes whiskey And shit Okay I just

I know there's great music Out there Vito's like Richmond Go get Dark Side of the Moon No that's not what I'm saying Go listen to Pink Floyd That's not what I'm saying

Evangelion No cause somebody Somebody brought up They're like well You know you lefties Love Rage Against the Machine I'm like no Their lyrics are shit too What a fucking Look, you lefties love Rage Against the Machine. I'm like, no, their lyrics are shit, too.

What a fucking, you ever look at the lyrics of a Rage Against the Machine fucking song? No. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. You're not supposed to look at the lyrics. Repeat 1,000 times. It's terrible, terrible lyricism from those gentlemen. I just understood now when English teachers are like, this is why it's bad when you read Shakespeare instead of seeing it acted. Yeah.

Yeah, listen, you just say the lyrics. Yeah, of course they're going to be dog shit, but it's a fucking song. They could be better. It's a song. No, they couldn't be. No, they're supposed to fit with the song only. You're just wrong. I'm going to do what you tell me.

Fuck you. I won't do what you tell me. That sounds cool. No, it doesn't sound cool. It's fucking stupid. Helios for five. Happy to see my three favorite homosexuals together again. Thank you, Helios. Thanks.

Koo for two. Happy birthday to Josh Denny. Thank you for not killing yourselves. R.I.P. car. James Gartner for five says R.I.P. cat because he's an asshole. You don't like that. Okay, I get it. It's different when it's a living thing. The car was not living.

Maybe when you refresh, maybe there's another $5 saying he's praying for your cat maybe he's praying for my cat and that would be good too go down a little bit a little more there we go Sharon Benes for $9.99 Shannon Shannon asks

did Destiny get it on with Pearly kiss and tell dude Pearl were you hanging out With just pearly things Would that happen My policy Okay Now it sounds weird

When I just say it here Out of context Right My policy is I never comment On who I do or don't have Sexual relationships with I think that's what happens Is if I say

No for a bunch of people And for one person I'm like oh I don't say anything So that's not to I'm not trying to imply That I did I'm just saying as a general policy I don't comment on that

That's a good policy Policy I can't Have a policy Does destiny care about the negative effects of illegal immigration on the African-American community? No. Good answer. David Gomez for two. Ashley Babbitt noises. Jay Thompson for two.

Tell Dick about the yellow flash P super chat. I think this guy super chatted yellow flash and called him a PDF file. Thanks to your recent suggestion. We're fighting with everyone. Just asking questions.

You're just asking questions. That's all you can do. If they're calling you a pedophile, I'm calling them a pedophile. You're the one who's looking up Umbrella Guy's relationship with Slick Jimmy, which is another thing we'll maybe get into at some point. So this is, he's used super glue to glue this. Okay, here, I'll just rip it. Some point this is he's used super glue to glue this okay here Just go just rip it the guy who made this oh my god. This is what one last time the too tight. Oh, yeah

The guy made this awesome statue. This is the this is the sidekick for Vito's comic that Vito Based on his dead friend based on his dead friend So the guy made her In a cum jar He's a sculptor He sculpted her in a cum jar But it was lost By FedEx

For like two Like a month And he was crushed And it just showed up At my PO box Let me hold this up to the camera I don't think it'll focus But

Can you show me What I'm seeing here Dick can you Click into the thing Oh yeah So this is The famous female counterpart to Super Killer. It was in a... Did he already put cum in it?

Yeah. So there's like a basic layer of cum ready to go. It was supposed to show up wet, but it took so long it hardened up. So now I can jerk off on my dead friend. Don't bend. I love this thing. No, I already opened it. He also gave us, we talk a lot about parasocial relationships on this channel.

Previously, he sent us parasocial relationship cards, and we have now been upgraded with the parasocial friendship upgrade certificate. Oh, that's cool. Oh. So now our parasocial relationship is even deeper. I did use this, the last card he sent to do emergency cocaine. Fantastic. I didn't have anything to chop it up.

That's the best possible use. It's a fucking friendship card. Destiny, do you feel you maintain a parasocial relationship with your audience? Only my subscribers, so subscribe now. Do you think of your subscribers as your family? Yes. Sons, daughters, nephews? All of them are in my will.

Your daddy, your daddy Destiny. I am. Thank you for coming in. Thanks for coming in. Especially from the airport. It was a long drive. If anyone's listening for the first time, don't forget you can subscribe to the channel by hitting that subscribe button. Where do we get your, aren't you selling a comic?

I believe I am selling a comic. Available, go to superkiller.org and you're going to find all of it. It's great. I'll get you a free copy. You're going to love it. It's going to be good. Somebody should donate $15 for you to give me a free copy. Oh, I will just...

Yeah, exactly. Because it's free, so you just agreed to it right away, but really, you should charge. Yeah, he's going to... He's got $70,000 for marketing. I've made $75,000 on this comic book so far. Jesus Christ. People are excited People are frantic

We have a collector's edition With plush toys And a lunch box This is a franchise Sounds like the price is right It is the price is right We've had a ton of fun Destiny

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