The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 103

Episode Date: August 26, 2023

Fake Libertarians, The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets, The Royal "We", The Five-Day Work Week, Mugshot Envy

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I fucked it up. I got it. I hope it's working. Hi, everyone. Hello. Bunnies in the chat. Bunnies in the chat. Bunnies in the chat.

One billion bunnies. We're marching up your ass, Vito. Oh, my God, dude. We're bouncing. Bunnies marching up your ass, Vito! Oh my god, dude. We're bouncing! Bunnies bouncing! Up your ass! What do you think about that? I think this is gonna be... Are you gonna throw up? Oh, I already did.

That's just the ozempic, I think. Oh, okay. What a week. Yeah. How's the How's the stress Affect your eating Are you eating less

I'll eat less I'll probably make the weigh in This is good news It is good for that This is great I'm not gonna lie Yeah Oh yeah

You seem a little more Eeyore-y Than normal Today I guess I should be used To all of the internet just lying about me Talking shit about me Yeah

All of my enemies coordinating to destroy my life based on false information Right, right, right You should I should You should be used to that I should be very used to that Vito wrote, he wrote an, he actually wrote an email And in the email he wrote that

is Eric July getting sued for trademark infringement? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's all because of the email. Vito made an email, but what about the trademark? He's getting sued. Eric July is getting sued by a Christian ministry, ISOM. A global Christian ministry that's

been in business for 25 years that publishes Christian ministry. Which he should have been aware of, that existing trademark. He would have had to have been aware of it. He might have got the name Isom from them by just searching for Christian shit. He's a Christian, right? Could have contacted him at a time that said, do you think this will be a, you know, conflict? Could have picked a different name.

Pick a different name. Call it the adventures, the adventures of Isom. Yeah. Respect adventures of Isom. Is. Respect Adventures of ISOM. ISOM. The International School of Ministry. So he's getting sued for trademark infringement, right? Yeah, but see, but Vito knew about a guy who emailed, who was saying that he was a reporter,

an independent reporter, but also he name dropped you guys. Right. So kind of when he emailed the ministry and said, are you the same ISOM as the other ISOM? And then they were tricked because the email was so long and goofy. Right. They were so bamboozled by it that then they gave it to their lawyers who were stupid. They were bamboozled also. that then they they gave it to their lawyers who were stupid they were bamboozled also and then they sued eric july and that's why and it's actually veto's fault and you're maddox you're maddox and you guys are going to jail for this yeah we're going to jail we're going to jail

because somebody we don't know sent an email to a thing and it's my fault for some reason it's your fault because I said When it happened I said I don't give a fuck What fans do I'm not I don't have the audacity

To tell people what to do Just because they listen To my show Right None of my business It's not You're not their Keeper

Nothing I'm their slave You have no responsibility For them I do what they want How you doing? You want the show A little bit earlier?

You got it sir Yeah sure You got it You want two bonus episodes A month? I'll see what they want. How you doing? You want the show a little bit earlier? You got it, sir. Yeah, sure. You got it. You want two bonus episodes a month? I'll see what I can do for you, sir. I mean, I'm even willing to say, you know, I hope you don't go out and do something foolish and definitely probably don't represent the show when you're doing it, but I can't really... Well, that might make it worse, Vito. Yeah, I don't know.

I guess I... How about this? We'll just open every show with, please don't... I don't know. I guess I... How about this? We'll just open every show with, please don't... I don't know. I don't even know what to say. I have. Because I was going to say, don't commit crimes, but I don't even think this guy committed a crime.

Hunter Biden committed a shitload of crimes, and he's the king of the world. So I can't say that crimes don't pay. I've literally had people tell me, like, well, you need to instruct your audience not to do this. I'm like, what? To not start trademark disputes? That literally never crossed my mind. Is he infringing on the trademark or not?

Because that's what's happening. Eric July is either infringing on the trademark or not. And if you have a trademark, you deserve to take someone to court if they're infringing on it. That's it. That's all there is to it. You broke the law.

Don't do the crime if you can't pay the fucking time, motherfucker. It was the name I saw him or not. It does have the same name i think me and you disagree on whether or not a comic character can have the same name as a bible school or whatever not a christian comic book character i understand yeah that is kind of the problem shady as fuck man complicated yeah regardless at no point that i sit down and go huh maybe i can contact a bible school wouldn't't matter if you did. And fuck with Eric's trademark.

I know it wouldn't matter if I did, but I also wouldn't if I don't care. Yeah, obviously the size of the email that guy wrote, I would never put that much effort into a clear waste of time. And we've never talked about the trademark on this show. It's not like a topic. I don't care about the ISOM trademark. I don't give a shit.

All I care about is that the story sucks. Yeah. All I care about is that Eric Shalai made a nine minute video telling hundreds of thousands of people that I have secret magic accounts that are working to sabotage his business. A guy who has a footprint. Yeah. That's like eight years, nine years old online. I'm this guy who for the Last eight years has been arguing with like

Stupid people why don't you email him he put his Email in there oh like Yeah why didn't you just contact this Guy is clearly an actual different guy Why didn't you just contact him and try to figure out Who he was yeah Uh I hear July's gonna sue Me is what's happening yeah Eric July

Has threatened to sue both of us so We need super chats Yeah so you're saying it as like a joke And I'm saying it as like Please support the show Cause This is all I have and I'm fucked I mean it's a baseless

Fucking lawsuit Like he kind of leaves me out of it Because he's bullying you He's a fucking bully he knows that look so are all of his friends um yellow flash guy yeah that fucking prick everyone who's just going at you well it's not even that i'm worried about losing a lawsuit it's that i'm like i don't want to have to find a lawyer and pay a lawyer and go to court i don't have time for any of this shit yeah uh and what's really infuriating is

at the end of the day i'm being punished because i used my free speech right to criticize a public figure's stupid comic book yeah and all these guys who love free speech and hate censorship this is like the most yeah this is the most clear-cut example of like well veto's allowed to criticize his comic he's yeah even if he example of like Well Vito's allowed To criticize his comic He's Yeah Even if he wasn't A public figure

Vito's allowed to Criticize his comic And now a guy is using The millions of dollars That he gets from His fucking pay pigs From Glenn Beck Who's fucking him up the ass

Yeah And then giving him Making it rain Hundred dollar bills Afterwards This is the most obvious Example of I wonder if I can use

My money To intimidate a guy into not talking shit about me anymore. Yeah. Which is like the worst fucking thing you can do. I'm going to lie to my audience and say that you did. Eric is breaking the law

with what he's doing because he's saying he has receipts. He has secret information that he's not telling his audience that means you're the one or we're the one who are working together with this gnome guy. The guy who did a normal thing. I mean, he's

I wouldn't do it. I don't do it. But you're definitely allowed to email companies and say, excuse me, Louis Vuitton, are you aware that there are guys on downtown selling knockoff bags? Just don't put our fucking name on it, okay? That's going to make them do it more.

Okay, well, just don't do it. Because look at the reaction they got. I have no control over what people who listen to this show or hate Eric July email. Eric July infringed on the trademark. Not me. Not you. Not you. Not Abtus Gnome or whatever his name is. Eric did it.

Eric fucking did it. He picked the name. He wrote the comic. He typed it into the internet. I saw him. And what came up? Fucking Christian, global Christian ministry. I saw him.

It was like the first review or result other than him. And before he wrote the book, it was the only result. Right. Oh, it's a 20-year-old. Oh, I have a Christian superhero. I probably shouldn't use the Christian organization's name. I should pick a different name. Yeah. I should just call him Avery. There's a good argument. Avery's a good name

for a superhero anyway. Or Anthony. Or something. Well, it's one of Eric July's character names, so Flangajan or Jimabob or... At the end of the day I'm being I'm going to be sued by a rich person To try and keep me from talking about them

By a libertarian free speech Anarcho-capitalist I mean regardless it's just like this is the Example that we always bring up of like Why free speech is in danger is like Yeah you can just go to the court And you know get your critics silenced Yeah and instead of everyone going well that's's really fucked up that Eric's doing it.

They're going, what a brave comic genius. We're behind you. We're behind you 100%. Whatever you need, Eric, even though you have millions of dollars and you brag about it all the time, which I wouldn't do if I was getting sued for infringing on a trademark by a fucking church. They might have a little more money to protect their brand. Yeah, his numbers are pretty public uh i don't know man i mean i've i don't know did you see that in the lawsuit they said there's five owners of ripa's company yeah who are the other ones glenn beck oh well i can't

make that public i can't say no i mean i don't know if that's true again now it's gonna be interesting i don't even know now if i It's going to be interesting if it comes out I don't know if I can say anything about him Because anything I say, he's going to screenshot Or record and add it to some weird lawsuit You said I can say whatever I fucking want Yeah, generally

The whole idea is that What you guys can't do is call someone a pedophile Which you do all the time Yeah, and I haven't sued anybody About that So at the end of the day Yeah I have no fucking idea what's going on

I think I have the free speech right to talk shit about Public figures Put it another way What if Kathleen Kennedy Sued a guy for talking shit About her and Star Wars Everybody would go It would be the end of the world

Yeah It would be covered by Every one of these guys And they'd all be like You can't do that Blah blah blah blah blah But because Eric's concocted This bizarre fucking narrative

Lying and implying He says I have secret information I have secret information I have receipts And I'm not gonna get to them yet Like bro that's Like that's like

That's fucking implying that you have secret knowledge That solves this mystery If you have secret knowledge that connects me To writing this email Why would you not put it out You don't have that Because I didn't write the fucking email I'm not this guy who for the last 8 years

Has been on Twitter arguing with people Which you could write an email Alerting one multi-million dollar company that their trademark is being infringed by another multi-million dollar company. Yeah, I don't know. It's something I don't give a fuck about at all. I think all this is a smokescreen for something else, but we'll see what comes to pass. Sales tanked. I saw him too.

Sales tanked. Yeah, so this is. Because it's bad. Well, I think that's why it's sales tanked. I wonder if he thinks it's sales tanked because we made fun of him, but it's not my job to make sure everybody loves Eric Glyer's comic. Go sue Roger Ebert over there. Right, again, Lucasfilm should sue me because I said Star Wars sucks

and I hurt the Star Wars brand. It's like, I don't like your comic, man, and I think you're a shitty writer and I think you're a shitty businessman, and I think I have the legal Wars brand. It's like, I don't like your comic, man, and I think you're a shitty writer and I think you're a shitty businessman and I think I have the legal right to talk about that. I love that he's been saying how much he loves monetizing haters and how much he just loves that he's getting heat and hate. Okay, then you're getting heat and hate monetized. Then all of a sudden it's, this is serious,

livelihoods are at stake. Like, well, bro, it's because you can't write that those jobs are going to go away. Because nobody wants to buy this $35 toilet paper that you're selling as a comic book. Here's what I love. Yeah. Eric July flagged Riley for his Clip-A-Verse thing, right? Yes. Eric July, Rip-A-Verse, trademark flagged Riley and got his store knocked down for the Clip-A-Verse.

He said, it's infringing on my trademark. Right. And ISOM International School of Ministry sues Eric July for trademark infringement of ISOM. Which is a lot more clear. Which is identical. Not parody at all. Right. Christian publications over here.

And he goes, these are nothing alike. And everybody agrees with it. Yeah. You guys didn't care about Riley's parody because he's not rich and famous like your fucking butt buddy here. Okay. So that's what's driving me nuts is that the truth is irrelevant to these people. Yeah. nuts is that the truth is irrelevant to these people yeah like there's there's no evidence that we're send running this fucking there's a lot of evidence against it there's very clear

evidence that this is just some weirdo man like i do not have the ability to tell him to send stupid emails uh but it just doesn't matter Because these guys Have decided they hate me And by extension They hate you Me of course Yeah And therefore

All lies are justified Like Anything's on the table You could say Vito killed Jesus Christ Stabbed him on the cross And he'd go Yeah he did do that

Because I hate that guy Uh And I don't know Where we go from here We probably get fucking sued Or thrown in jail If we get sued I have no idea I'm gonna be a fucking

I mean Maddox sued me for Preposterous But the same reason Getting made fun of Here's the thing I know we'll win It's just gonna be a fucking headache. Yeah. And I don't like headaches.

And everyone is against us. Yeah, and everyone's against us. All of these fuckers are against us. And there's going to be constant videos of like, oh, update on the lawsuit. Dick and Vito are fucked or whatever else. It's like, I just. They're bad guys, actually.

They don't return carts. Here's a clip of them saying they don't return carts. Did you see this one? People's livelihoods are on the line. This is actually, this is more important than free speech. You're allowed to have a job. If you have job security, then that's more important than free speech. I didn't realize that

if a millionaire makes a comic book, I'm not allowed to make fun of it. It makes me a bad guy if I make fun of the millionaire's comic book. Yeah. Maybe monetizing the haters was not a good idea. For who? Eric. Yeah, well, it's... Maybe antagonizing the haters was not a good idea. For who? Eric.

Yeah, well, it's maybe antagonizing people. Maybe flagging accounts was a bad idea. He created his own hate community. He purposefully went out and antagonized shit tons of people and called them crackheads. And then when they all were like, okay, well, we're still going to keep talking about how much your comics sell. He's like, no, you were supposed to stop after I monetized you. You're so embarrassed. Not really.

You have to keep making these shitty books. Yeah. So because we embarrassed a millionaire, he's going to waste his money. Well. And waste our time and waste our money. At least he's not making more comic books with it. I guess that's true. At least he's not making more comic books with it. I guess that's true. At least we made the bright side.

Maybe it'll put a slowdown on the amount of stupid comics. Okay, I'm going to start the show. Start the show. And then I'm going to drop the link for the live show tickets in the chat. Maybe when we get to Super Chats or voicemails. How about that? All right, ready, go. Biggest Problem in the Universe! Welcome to the Biggest Problem in the Universe!

The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from Airbnb cleaning fees to being afraid to show sympathies. That's pretty good. That one by Aaron. That's a good one. I'm your host, Nick Masterson. Joining me as always is, I'm your host, Nick Masterson, the $20 million man. Maybe, Vito, you'll come out of this the $400 million man.

What do you think about that? Yeah, we'll see. The $21 million man. I'm going to have to flee the country. I did a giant read- through of the lawsuit against Eric. I saw that. You saw that on my Rumble channel? Yeah.

And then I watched Eric's 10 minute video where he mentions he's getting sued and then blames us for nine minutes for duping multiple. We're able to convince churches to sue you, Eric, somehow. But somehow we can't convince our audience to give us a little more cash that's our talents are being wasted squandered that's the worst part of being blamed for this is i'm like it's not even funny it's just stupid i mean i think you think it's kind of funny oh it's funny yeah because all these guys email was so stupid though i'm like come on This is like such an obvious

Fucking joke It's such an obvious joke Yeah Um Which makes me feel Even less bad about it Yeah Well that's the other thing

Is I'm like How did they even like Read that email And take it seriously Well they probably Were working on I mean I think yeah

They were probably Looking to sue him anyway And then Yeah They needed something else To throw in the docket. Eric's a small fry in the grand scheme of things. A couple million bucks.

It probably took him a while to notice what was happening. What is this? That's the thing. They didn't throw a lawsuit together in like a week. A week. No. Probably been kicking it around. No.

I forget what I was going to say. Okay. Bad mojo. This is an all-timer. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Let me do the problems. Destiny last week. That was great.

Yeah, we got a lot of people watching that show. Lots happened in a week. I love how many of them go like, man, why don't just Dick and Destiny do a show by themselves and Vito can go kill himself? That's always nice. I'm happy to be the punching bag in those episodes. I think people don't understand.

I'm like, well, yeah, but the show wouldn't have worked unless I gave us topics to talk about. Of course it wouldn't work without you. And now Josh Denny's mad at me. I thought this was going to be the Josh Denny fight week, not the we're going air July sending us to jail. He's going to call Goodying to come pick us up with his robot. Yeah, I hope Goodying comes take me out. All right, so did Destiny win?

Yes, Destiny won with Airbnb cleaning fees. That's a pretty good one. Congrats. I saw a Destiny fan go, so I don't get this show. is all the fans just hate Vito I Think you and destiny have a similar energy and I just let you guys go It was weird seeing an external guy voice the reaction like yeah Why is everyone just so needlessly cruel to meito? Are you guys fans of this show?

What's the deal? Do you guys like Vito or is he just there for... I think the fans like me. Big government was next. You know? Yeah. You were right. That was a...

That was a gimme. Hey, at least you didn't win. Yeah. Probably. That would have been a cheat. Probably fake votes coming in. Ghost texts, another destiny. People stand up right when the airplane lands an insane problem block babies Mmm, and then being afraid I think all my prompts were naked. Yeah

Let's see matrix says really sad. Oh wait. Yeah, Sam the Messiah. He's the one does this bit fan base is hilarious Does everyone just hate Peter? Robert Alvarado. Honestly, seeing Vito roll with the punches every episode is pretty cool. He is messed up in every conceivable way. Had breakdowns on the show and still going strong muscles. If he lifted

weights and got huge, he'd be much happier. He snuck that weight loss. I think, man, maybe I could get really buff. I'll devote everything to that. Lieutenant Fl, I think I think you man. Maybe I could get really buff Everything to that lieutenant fluff. I'm in prison. I mean what else am I gonna do? I might as well lift rent read books I read books Eric did say that he's gonna cost us by suing us. He said the phrase The only thing that like it let's see how much it costs them or something like that He's been posting like littleifs of like calculators and shit Really?

Yeah and I'm like alright man like I don't know what What are you suing for? What are you suing for? You're just bragging non-stop about how amazing your business is What is the damages? Right that's the other question is like again you still made You monetized the haters literally Like you're making money off of me, in your own words, us.

Yeah, you've put us on, regardless, you're a millionaire. You're making millions from your fucking comics. So what did we do exactly? Yeah, saying it's bad is not a, you can't sue over that. I'm a dickhead, not a veto file, and it was retarded to listen to Destiny and Dick act stupid just to shit on veto and grind the conversation to a halt. So that's, this guy blames me and Destiny for ruining the show. Oh, well, there you go. Callum, that was way too much promotion of Josh Denny.

No one should ever follow Josh Denny or check out any of his. Don't read that. That's horrible. That's a weird comment. You should definitely check out Josh Denny or check out any of his Don't read that. That's horrible. That's a weird comment. You should definitely check out Josh Denny. He's got these very dedicated haters. Not as dedicated

as my haters, but he does have dedicated haters. That's true. You should definitely check out Josh Denny. Will Rager says, at what point does Vito think you are not entitled to other people's labor? I don't know. About that one. Brawler says, Vito's you are not entitled to other people's labor? I don't know about that one. Brawler says Vito's take on that country song was insane. I don't remember your take on the country song.

My take was that, you know, the guy talks about shitting on welfare. Oh, yeah. And you wanted people to listen to the kinks. Politicians are pedophiles. Yeah. Although, did you see that guy came out today? And I guess they played his song at the Republican debate, like, before it started? Yeah.

And he said, no, I hate all those guys, too. That was awesome. I'm like, well, at least he's got that part right. Yeah. At least he's consistent. Foxolator says, I don't care too much about the name, but, oh, this was on our Blue Beetle review that he posted. I don't care too much about the name of this review show,

but I'm so fucking tired of Dick's studio background From the Dick show Biggest problem in the universe And both shows bonus episodes Red Letter Media has a different setup For each of their shows At least use a shitty green screen background or something So he's really tired of the background

I read that comment I thought about it I'm like I guess I could hang up a green screen behind me And change out what's there. It doesn't work with my hair, though, really. The green screen. Well, that's fun. That's funny.

It worked when you had the fucking fireworks, although that was the most distracting background you could have possibly chose. Yeah. Let's see. I've got some Eric July comments. This is an all-time banger. Bad Mojo. God damn.

Bad Mojo says, Do you know what pisses me off? That people like Dick Masterson are breathing the same air. This was on Eric's video about us. People like Dick Masterson are breathing the same air

and living on the same planet as the rest of us Thanos was right. Oh my god. I'd sell my soul. I can't do anything with these fucking people man Thanos was right. Thanos was right. I'd sell my soul to actually possess the infinity gauntlet to snap all their asses to dust it might be harsh but it would fix this country and the world i'm so just excuse me the the stupidity that i'm just running into every day where i just feel like I'm I'm not gonna mention idiocracy, but idiocracy. Yeah, uh-huh feel like that. I feel like I'm just trapped on a planet

Yeah with complete fucking moron. I never encountered morons like this, bro Until I I don't know what to do with these people anymore Bro, until... I don't know what to do with these people anymore. He wants to sell his soul to get rid of me. You can get a gun and just kill me. Yeah, just kill me with a gun. You don't need an infinity gun. You don't need this weird...

They all live in this... That's the other thing, man. Their audiences are comprised of actual children, like overgrown children yeah who are obsessed with i remember when spider-man was good and it's like what was that back when you know before your daddy used to beat you or whatever like yeah you just want to regress back to your shitty childhood wonderland and that's why you can only think of things in this fucking comic book vernacular i'd sell my soul to get rid of...

They think Eric July is a comic character. They think he's Isom. They think they're cheering on a superhero. They think he's the International School of Ministry? Yes. And they go, I'm supporting my favorite superhero. Oh, yeah. This guy who makes comic books badly.

That's his power. You got to watch my read-through. I watched it. It's so much fun. It's such a well-constructed explanation of why their trademark

is being infringed on. Yeah. The idea that we tricked them into it is so stupid. I just want to get away from... Like, I thought...

Only fat retards like Yellow Flash like even give it the time of day, and he's out there pretending like he's stupid enough to think that's real. Oh, my God, dude. We tricked these guys into suing Eric Gilef for trademark. Some of these guys who were like, we're all like. By doing nothing, by the way. By doing absolutely nothing.

By learning about it when the lawsuit was published. Right. With the email in it. Like, oh, wow, how about that? I think, I mean, I put out videos out videos showing okay this guy that i supposedly it's my sock puppet account here's like yeah eight-year-old tweets fighting with pita so like what i've been doing that for the last eight years just to fuck with you people yeah i don't have time for that um why don't you get into your first problem since we're already talking about it? Well, Dick, there's a certain political affiliation which, you know, some people really get behind.

Uh-huh. These political people, they seek to maximize autonomy and political freedom. Oh, wow. That's cool. And to minimize the state's encroachment on and violations of individual liberties. Sounds great. that's great these people call themselves libertarians oh so as a libertarian government small government like an hoa very tiny government maximum freedom of speech maximum liberties yeah you know not filing

frivolous lawsuits to silence your critics uh and I guess my problem would be fake libertarians. That would be libertarians who claim to be libertarians. Yeah. When acting. Libertarians in name only. Linos. Linos. Libertarian in name only.

Yeah. Who claim to be the biggest, baddest libertarians on the block. Yeah. And then turn around and go, I don't feel like these people should be allowed to criticize me. It's different now. And I feel like I should be able to use the power of the state and the legal apparatus to silence them.

Libertarians emphasize the rule of law, pluralism, cosmopolitanism, cooperation, civil and political rights, individualism. That's a good one. Sure. And are really opposed to authority and state power. And existing political systems that seek to crush individual liberties. Yeah. For instance, you know, the individual liberty to read a shitty comic book and say that you think it sucks.

Or perhaps to say you believe someone's running their business badly by whittling their money away on too many employees and dumb amounts of warehouse space. Yeah, you're doing some gummy with charity. You're fucking engaged in some kind of fucking finaglery over here. And I need to see some more numbers and ask some questions before I'm convinced this is an scam. Asking for transparency on the numbers of the campaigns you're running. Let's go. Fork it over.

Where does money go? Uh-huh. Well, we don't have the right to ask for that in the- Like how they ask for election results. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. The Linos don't believe we have the right to ask for that information.

Don't believe we have the right to ask for that information. Isn't it kind of crazy that you can go out and, you know, present yourself as this type of individual? Like, I'm all about, you know, individual rights, individual freedoms. Right. And go, but for some reason I'm allowed to have this weird loophole that completely abandons my apparent beliefs. You're getting made fun of. There's a lot of loophole. The I'm getting made fun of is a universal loophole.

It is a universal loophole. For all ideologies, Christian, pacifism. If you get made fun of, you can throw it all out the window and everybody gives it a pass. Yeah, I don't think that they... Because nobody likes getting made fun of. I don't think they should be allowed to make fun of me. If anything, I'm going status just because I know the entire government apparatus exists to protect guys like me who just run our mouths constantly.

Right. And if not for the government, I would just be killed immediately. Pretty much. And I would have to insult people on a chalkboard until they cut my hands off. That's it. I benefit most from the government. Okay. So what drives me nuts is that Some of these fake libertarians

Uh-huh Have made an entire career out of criticizing media Yeah It's kind of one of the most fundamental rights The right to critique and criticism Yeah, yeah, yeah And you don't gotta be nice about it No

You don't gotta go Well, I didn't like that new Star Wars movie But I really appreciate all the effort involved Yeah, and then Kathleen Kennedy goes, there are people's jobs on the line here. There are people's. You're interfering. I have employees. You've crossed the line. You've crossed the line. You're going to jail, bud. That's people's livelihoods.

Okay, I don't know who's been sending these emails, but we're coming after you. I've got receipts. Right. I've got receipts about these emails that say that you've been sending to stockholders saying I'm not doing a good job. Okay, this is my livelihood. Right. I've got receipts about these emails that say that you've been sending to stockholders saying I'm not doing a good job. OK, this is my livelihood. You can't just email shareholders and say to get rid of me. This is a that's illegal. You're going to jail. Yeah.

Well, I'm responsible for these people. And therefore, I can't possibly, if you say something bad about my product, I might make less money. And that's basically like shooting my employee in the face. Yeah, you're taking food right out of their mouths so by saying that my line of dishwashers is faulty or my line of uh coffee pods contains some sort of selling old food what do you mean old food you think i just take the old food women didn't eat and put it on a new on the back yeah i think when there's bad business practices and shitty shitty food you can talk about it and i would think a libertarian would understand that right and want to enshrine it yeah not you know threaten you know what is the uh

libertarian's ideal government by the way would that be a corporations suing each other yes to determine who was wronged and then distribute the resources based on that. That's the ultimate libertarian dream. Somehow your company getting sued by another company is the worst thing that ever happened to anybody. Ironic. I think you don't maybe know what you're talking about, dude. No, I don't think so. So at the end of the day, I just wish these people who claim to live by such strict libertarian principles uh-huh would perhaps actually live by those principles oh yeah yeah maybe just relax

yeah just relax at the end of the day what's saved the cab what's happened to you exactly yeah got millions of dollars you have You have Yeah You have thousands of people Telling you you're God's gift to creation And throwing money at you And you're like Yeah but There's like two guys Who are saying the opposite

I really hate these guys Yeah You don't understand They're just They've been making fun of my comic book They've been making fun of my two comic books That I wrote them for the first time This is my first time writing And I wrote these comic books And they've been making fun of my two comic books that I wrote them for the first time. This is my first time writing and I wrote these comic books and they've

been making fun of them. And I called them crackheads and the n-word and I told them to pull up and they still won't. Stop. And all my fans are even saying that they wish they had the infinity gauntlet so they could make them all turn to dust. And it's still

still they keep coming. I don't understand it. I don't understand how they can make them all turn to dust. And it's still, still, still they keep coming. I don't understand it. I don't understand how they can't just say that I made a great comic like everybody else. I mean, is it so hard? They're not, my friends aren't going to allow them on their podcast. They're going to make it very uncomfortable for them. Yeah. How do you feel about that?

That behind the scenes, apparently, I think this gentleman is trying to make sure guys like me and you are not allowed to go on certain platforms. Oh, just so I'm clear, I don't give a fuck about being an e-celebrity. Right. I'm here to use this microphone to make content for the people that like to consume it. I fucking hate having friends, number one. And I fucking hate celebrities of all caliber. So if you want to exclude me from your little fucking, your little bowling about, like, whatever, I don't give a fuck about any of that.

In fact, I prefer it. Honestly. I like doing nothing. Yeah. I like waking up to no texts. I have to say that, on serious note It is kind of beautiful That we have this little Isolated ecosystem

Uh huh Away from this YouTube E-celebrity Influencer Yeah Hug box bullshit Where everyone has to jerk

Everyone else off And go Oh I love the taste of your cum I love the taste of your cum too How does it taste coming out of your ass? Oh it tastes so good Let me get in there Let me

No I I really appreciate Everyone who's like Stands by me And doesn't go out of their way To like Fuck me over And throw me under the bus

Cause it's always Everyone's always incentivized To fuck me over And you too So The people who do Don't do it I really appreciate it

But that said A social network Is not an incentive for me yeah to behave in any kind of way i just we're making the show for the fans and our money well yeah and the scrilla i mean honestly at the end of the day it's just nice to know somebody's listening uh that i'm not just screaming into the void for no reason especially that gnome yeah my good uh i can't even joke about it yeah i know because you know uh because you've dealt with this me i'm like if i say the wrong thing i'm gonna get fucking nailed to the wall i don't fucking know yeah i've already been sued by one um and i don't want to self

censor myself i want to talk shit about eric july the dumbest fucking piece of shit on the history in the history of the planet i want to keep doing that yeah but it's having the exact effect that he wants he wants to chill my speech yeah he wants to use the threat of financial ruin so that every time i go i want to make a joke about Eric, you're like, oh, jeez, I got to check myself because blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, these guys might clip it.

Yeah, they might clip it and then they might take... This might be a receipt. I might get taken out of context and put on some fucking video where he goes, see, he actually did cause 9-11 because here he's joking about airplanes

or whatever else. Yeah. It's fucking infuriating. Yeah, I think it's... Well, I like speaking basically in the indecipherable metaphors almost constantly right but you're better at that than me yeah whereas all i can say is eric july is a big dumb piece of shit and i hate him yeah and i want horrible see can i even say that i don't even. We need like a lawyer to just sit right

here. No, that's the worst thing. I don't want a fucking lawyer. I need the FCC lawyers. All right. Is that your problem? My problem is finos. My problem is the royal we, if we could knock that out. Yeah. Okay. But you did it too. Um, yeah, you know, I was, I was, I was going to say in, in podcasting, it's totally normal to like pretend that you have a news organization. If anybody sends me anything, if any fan sends me anything, I'll be like, well, you know, we looked in, we had a crew out on the ground. It's like, yeah, it's just like, are you guys retarded? You understand?

It's just me and you sitting down. It's like, no, just Like are you guys retarded Yeah It's just me and you Sitting down It's like no Some dumb fuck fan Sent us some screenshots So we go Yeah well we've really Looked into this situation

Yeah It's like no We're just dicking around It's come on Here's my real My actual problem I'm gonna put them both up there Mugshot gatekeeping

I don't know What to call this one But basically Trump has The greatest mugshot in the history of mugshots. Okay, it's up there. Trump is looking right into your soul.

Like the way when you're dressed up to go out and you look at yourself in the mirror like, I'm fucking cool. I got this. And that's the only time you have that look. The rest of the night you're like, oh, shit. This isn't working out. That joke

went too hard. Now everyone thinks I'm weird. Trump's looking like that in that awesome, killer look in his mugshot. I'm so envious. And it took him until he was, what, 80 years old to get a mugshot?

He's never had a mugshot before? I don't think so he's never even drank And then I realized I don't have a mugshot Where's my mugshot Like I didn't realize how much I wanted one Maybe mugshot envy Is my problem You're mad you don't have a mugshot And maybe I'll never have one

Like maybe I'll be 80 like Trump and go We can get you one man Yeah but then first of all you might not get arrested You're mad you don't have a mugshot. And maybe I'll never have one. Like, maybe I'll be 80 like Trump and go. We can get you one, man. Yeah, but then you might, first of all, you might not get arrested. Like, if we go out, I could go drive drunk, right? You might not get arrested. What a disappointment that would be. What a disappointment, right? You don't get a mugshot.

I might crash my car. Then who looks stupid? Or I might get in a fight or something. We could go force the mugshot, get in a fight. Then I end up in the bunkugshot room And my face is all Fucked up and busted And looks like shit Like Nick Nolte

Even though his mugshot's awesome Or Gary Busey Trump had time to prepare That's the other thing He knew he was going in For a mugshot But then if I was Preparing

It's almost like a photo op At that point It's not even really A real mugshot I gotta pray The cops took it Right there Well I don't know

How everybody else Fucked it up Rudy Giuliani Looked like a fucking idiot Yeah well I'm like Rudy You knew we were going in there You could have brought

Something to wipe that Fucking Sweat off your Old man Forehead Yeah Everyone cool Has a mugshot

It's like It's like being knighted In America Everyone cool I don't know If that's true Everyone cool Has a America. Everyone cool is a mugshot. I don't know if that's true. Everyone cool has a mugshot. Yeah. Ralph has a mugshot.

Tucker Max has a mugshot. Maddox, no mugshot. Why are those your go-tos? Ralph and Tucker Max both have mugshots. Those are cool guys. They both have mugshots. All right. Sharp has a mugshot.

You, no mugshot. Me, no mugshot. That's true. How the fuck are we going to? I has a mugshot. You, no mugshot. Me, no mugshot. That's true. How the fuck are we going to? I need a mugshot. But if I force it, it's going to turn out shitty. You know what I mean? Yeah.

No, you can't. Like when you're young and you try to force a moment with a woman. Did anyone else get a good one? It looks like Trump's the only good one. None of these people, Matt. Did they tell him? Man, how did he know? Because everybody else Is looking straight

At the camera Yeah And he's looking Slight So he's still looking At the camera But he tilted his head Bro

Down And to the left You see what I'm saying That's a pro level strat Look at that Like did he He's not head on He's not

Everybody else Is straight forward Head on And you're supposed To be head on Yeah they don't Normally let you. He tucked it down.

He'd tuck and look on. Yeah. So was he like timing it perfectly to get that click? I don't know. I don't know how they allowed him to get that shot. Maybe they couldn't see because he's so tall. It was some little Puerto Rican girl with a camera pointed at him that she couldn't see what was happening.

I wonder if he coordinated with a photographer ahead of time. Like, look, we got to. He probably did. He probably said, we got to nail this. He had a he coordinated with a photographer ahead of time, like look, we gotta, he probably did. He probably said, we gotta nail this. He had a man on the inside. Give me a pose. Oh god, he might have had a man on the inside, like, hey, can we use my guy for this? And they're like, well, normally we just, eh, yeah, move aside.

Because you know, this is like, this is like his entire campaign is this mugshot. Oh yeah, dude. The future of the civilized world is riding on this, was riding on this mugshot and he fucking nailed it harder than the guys who put Jesus on the cross. You know what I mean?

This couldn't have gone any better for him. That was your nail metaphor. Yeah, that's my nailing metaphor. It's the best I could do. Get in there, you fucker. I learned that at ISOM. I learned how to do minister metaphors at ISOM he's got that perfect split of the lighting the dichotomy of man one half dark one half light

I just want to stare at it forever I wish it was a 3di poster so it would this would pop in and look at Rudy he looks fucking terrible he looks like an idiot I'm gonna go jail Like why do these guys Fuck up When they knew They would be in The same

Cohort as Trump Nobody else nailed it Nobody else got it I'm definitely envious Of Trump's mugshot I don't think I'll have A regular picture That never looks that good

Like you get a driver's license Sometimes You're like Alright that's fine Dude my driver's license Picture's terrible I've seen that yeah it's awful i don't know what i was thinking i'm like i honestly thought i'm like i'll just scowl and it'll be like cool like him yeah and instead i went why didn't i shave before i fucking oh my god yeah i need a new id do they put a mirror up in front of the mugshot you think so you can at least look at yourself Because I look at myself in the mirror and I'm like

Yeah you look okay I'd fuck me I don't think they let you preen for Mugshot time there's no preening Allowed um well there you Go I'll never have I'll never be Cool like Trump or Ralph or Tucker Don't count yourself out yet who Knows I'm just too lazy to get arrested

Maybe at the big live show something Crazy will go down Live show Yeah 108 First time in history It's gonna be a big show A lot of fun

Bring your own booze Bring your own beer B-Y-O-B And at the end of the show I'll pull out a gun And put it in my mouth And depending on how well The impending lawsuit is going

Nobody's like Nobody's concerned about you killing yourself When you say stuff like that But then when you say like Well we looked into this Eric July trademark They're like Oh he said it

He said it He's like well he also said he was Is gonna blow his brains out What the fuck Get your feet away from me Your feet are on my side Your feet are way over here Dude you were

People don't understand That me and Dick Are directly across From each other Playing footsie all the time Yeah Okay is it my turn Yeah

Okay my problem is The crushing realization That this is as good As it gets Okay So Like the movie No I didn't see that movie

Oh no I did see that movie They say the name of the movie In the movie Yeah Yeah That was What do you call it Jack Nicholson And What if this is as good As it gets Greg Kinnear What if this is as good I say the name of the movie in the movie Yeah That was, what do you call it?

Jack Nicholson What if this is as good as it gets? It's some more of that sweaty money Well, it is as good as it gets, guys So I look at my life When you're young You got big plans, right? Yeah, okay Big plans

And you go, you know know what I got a plan I'm gonna keep on the track I'm gonna be a big comedian fun time guy I'm gonna you know make movies be on the stage I'm gonna be a great writer you know I'm gonna write the great

American novel legendary writer and then at the end of it you end up a guy who every day goes on Twitter and a hundred people are calling you a criminal and a pedophile. And you go, well, it's not,

it's not too bad. You know, I'm making money. I'm doing a podcast. That's cool. I got a comic book, you know, but it's not going to get better.

You know, like this is, this is the plateau I think Oh really I feel that I feel so Sold any kind of properties

That would be worse for you Well I mean Being at the live show And having all those fans And stuff there That's worse for you No that's good I mean but that's already happening

If another like submarine implodes And kills a bunch of billionaires That would not be a funny day for you. I'll say this. I think it could get moderately better. Eric's probably losing the trademark lawsuit and having to pay like $400,000 to settle it with them and choose a different name. That would be fucking hilarious. I'll go, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Fuck you. If he can't call it ISOM anymore. Yeah, well, that would be pretty funny. And he has all that merch that hasn't sold sitting there, and he can't sell that anymore. He can't sell it either. If he had to throw out all the comic books he has, because he literally can't use that name. But that's our fault, right? That's our fucking fault for not going back in time and using Google and not possessing him like a demon and doing-

Forcing him to name his comic, I assume. Yeah, chat GPT, can I name my- should I name my comic something after an existing trademark that's existed in the Christian sphere for 25 years? No, you should not. As a chat GPT, I cannot give you an answer, but fucking no, you shouldn't, retard. I guess the point I'm trying to make is, look, I could see how things could get like whatever, but I'm just going to be always stuck right here, if not lower. Okay. You know, like if it goes up, it'll go up a tiny bit.

Yeah. And the path to the ground, there's lots of room to run. Okay. You know? Okay. So it's like, yeah, hey, it might get a little better or I might end up in a ditch dead. But that would be better in your version. Yeah, I mean, I would probably deal with that, okay?

It's knowing, I don't know. Is Ozempic doing this to you? Maybe. It's like suicidal delusions. I wonder if that's one of those. Grandiosity. Is that a side effect? It's not Suicidal delusions I wonder if that's one of those Grandiosity Is that a side effect? It's not grandiosity

It's I don't know what to do On this earth anymore People are telling you Stuff to do every week I know They got a lot of ideas You gotta lift weights

They got a lot of ideas You gotta do high intensity Training intervals Yeah At the end of the day Look I'm excited That I'm making the comic That's really good

Right right right I guess Do people get refunds If you kill yourself No If I kill myself All that money pays For a bronze statue of me

To be mailed to my mother And put in her front yard So that guy Donovan Died Crip daddy I feel bad about that. You think you have it worse than him? I didn't say that. That's not what I'm talking

about. That's a whole other subject. I feel bad because he followed me. It was one of these guys I remember going like, oh, it's cool that guy follows me. Yeah. It's a little feather in my cap. And now he's dead. And more and more of my token in your purse. Yeah. And now more and more of my followers are going to keep dying off.

Well, that's why you got to go get young followers like 12, 13 and start talking to them and get them to be your fans. No, no, no. So they don't die off ever. I don't want to talk to any 12 or 13 year olds. It just feels like I've, you know, this is the plateau. I've hit. This is the most that Vito Gisualdi Oh god Can ever possibly achieve

Yeah Is I got a pretty good podcast Going Top 200 man Top 200 Feels great It's good It's also one of these things

Where I feel like a piece of shit Cause I go I know there's guys Who are like I would love to have A podcast And a comic book And be doing great

Or whatever Right Yeah Yeah And I am You know that's the thing Is I am satisfied I'm satisfied

Like if this is where it plateaus It's like Okay Okay But knowing that this is where it stops And that it doesn't go up from here It's a little bit of a disappointment Well you don't know that

You're just talking yourself out You're like weirdly Talking about expectations Anytime something starts going good Okay So like this Earlier this week I was so excited I feel like I'm in a teen comedy

We put up Saving Silverman We put up the Ice on Bonus episode Fans loved it Okay We had We had Destiny on the show Huge show

Yeah Me and you did the Blue Beetle review Nobody watched it But people liked it And that's what matters. And I think it did get some people to sign up for the Patreon. Good. And I was like, this is great. The show is going great. Me and you got a little project we're working on. Like, yeah,

alright, that's great. Comic book's coming along. Okay. What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go wrong? And then I go, oh, right. Literally fucking everything at any point in time. At any point in time, one of my fucking haters from this cabal of evil, nightmarish demon people. Yeah, right. Can just come out and make things up about me.

Right, right, right. And whatever upward trajectory I was on. That's it. I don't know, man. How do I get out of this? You gotta meditate instead of being on the computer and the phone and shit all the time. You gotta get away from these people. Just get one of those boxes that locks your phone up.

I don't know where to go. I don't know what to do with myself. What am I gonna do? Play video games or some shit? I guess. I don't know. Go outside. Just sit there outside.

I hate all of that. I hate all of it. I hate. Is it better than guys calling you names and shit? Knowing that everyone on the internet is calling me a piece of shit, I can't just put my phone away and go, that's fine. Why don't you go hang out with like liberal people online instead of arguing with these guys?

Because all my liberal friends are fucking traitors and assholes. Okay? Liberals are the worst people in the fucking world. Okay. At least conservatives are fun. Yeah. Liberals, you're like, hey, can we have fun? And they'll go, no, because I saw a tweet you made three years ago, and therefore, you're

not a good enough liberal, and we can't ever hang out again. And I have to block you, and we're not friends. Okay? At least conservatives go, hey, that thing you said about women's penises is hilarious. Yeah. Let's hang out. Do you want to be in our anti-Semite group chat?

No, not that far. Not that far, but we can hang out and get a beer. There's a bunch of cops in there, are you sure? See, that's why, man, there's nowhere for me to go.

Yeah. There's nowhere for me to exist. Why don't you do like Forrest Gump and just start running across the country I think I might go somewhere I might take a vacation or something

That's a good idea It is a good idea I can't do it right now though because I gotta work on the comics So once the comics put away In like February? No it's gonna yeah sure hopefully That's a long time Maybe you should take a couple days off

I might take a couple days off Just don't use your computer Based on what's going on right now, which is just like needlessly stressful and infuriating Yeah Yeah, maybe I'll just get in my car and just go somewhere for a couple days Just take a couple days off Just don't bring all your computer shit Yeah

Look, I've been sued by a bad writer who had autism before. Who had a big audience. And all of his friends were all on board with his lawsuit at first. But, as time went on, you just keep fighting and eventually they start

falling and saying like, yeah, this is fucked. This is kind of fucked what you're doing. So you would think that, but I mean, Eric, like literally DMCA striked people for just criticizing his comic. Yeah. And we live in a fucking time where like everybody goes, oh, well, you can't false flag. You can't false flag. Well, I false flagged.

Oh, well, Eric July can do it. He's got to protect his business. Heroes. We live in like this double standard fucking nightmare. Then I'm like, well, what are the fucking rules then? This is such bullshit. And if Vito does fucking anything, if I say anything, if I make a joke, I get nailed to the wall for years. Yeah, that's true.

Eric gets to go out and like literally strike all his critics and they're like, yeah, but he made a comic That made a million dollars So he can do Whatever he wants So you know The thing is I need to protect My intellectual property

Yeah What I've learned is If you're in a position To give other people stuff They will forgive anything So if I had A bunch of money And I could bring people

On my show And get them all this exposure And whatever else Yeah I could Yeah Shoot a man in Times Square And everyone would go, don't bring Trump into this. It's a good example.

It's not what it's about. It's a good example he made. It's not what it's about. It's a good point. It's not what it's about. Trump could shoot a guy and would probably be fine. I would prefer him to shoot a guy, actually. Like when he says that, I believe it.

I'm like, it's 100% true. Trump could definitely I would like him more If he just shot someone And said Fucking guy I was looking at that kid I'm like

You know what Fuck it The guy was a fucking Human trafficker He'd probably be right And Yeah At the end of the day

I guess I just have to accept That there's a huge Double standard If you just manage To convince everyone sting goes away that first sting of like oh wow everyone is way worse than i thought yeah i hate i hate being human uh i remember that i remember getting i remember all the betrayals i was gonna say i mean you dealt with being canceled and jesus yeah i and was that just a nerve-wracking fucking thing

Well, yeah for a time, but it goes away and then once you it's like it's like a roller coaster You know like or like I don't know. It's like climbing uphill like riding a bicycle uphill I'm trying to think of a metaphor you'll understand is everyone you And then it hurts and then when you hit the you hit some moment where everything just starts getting funnier and funnier and funnier and it never stops and you build momentum and people are like yeah it is normal people like like nick ricade is a great example he started making fun of maddox out of nowhere just just a guy, and he just picked up and got huge. He's like, this is great!

This is even funnier than all of, this is all funnier than the whole struggle in the first place! This is fucking hilarious! And now he's on Netflix, like right in the first 20 seconds, on the second show, I'm like, ah! This is fucking great! But that happens.

Right. Does the average person have like a deep fear of cancellation, do you think? I don't know. Maybe in like their office and stuff. No, just like canceling, you know, like this whole cancel culture thing. Probably a little bit on their own scale. Because I've always been like this person where like I read these stories of like cancel culture or whatever and people losing everything and the whole world hating them. And I go, well, that's the most horrifying thing that could ever happen. Yeah.

And then it happens to me like kind of. And I go, I wish it was for something I actually did. Oh, yeah. Like I wish I had, you know, obviously I don't want to write this stupid email, but I wish I had actually done something fucked up and then I was being cancelled for that I mean that email is Nothing you're the at YouTube thing you Did is worse than writing an email to a company Saying your trademarks getting infringed I agree What do you want to you want someone to get away

With trademark infringement It's just there's so Much stuff that I'm like it just Makes the problem worse if you get away with it What do you want to wait till I saw five and then For them to get caught you want to get until I saw him five and then for them to get caught? You want to get the TV show out there? I'm going to stop having a pity party for myself.

I'm very happy with where I am. Okay. Just, you know, it only goes down for me. Unless the comic really works out, which I can't promote the comic anywhere else now because Eric Giles told every comic person that I have secret accounts. So I can't go on any of those streams and talk about it. What a bunch of fuckers. Yeah.

That's the other thing. Eric is like, oh, my livelihood, my livelihood. I'm like, Eric is trying to destroy my livelihood. Yeah. He's telling, I'm pretty sure he's like, look, I, again,

I don't know if I can accuse him of this, but my understanding is that there's like a whisper network of, well, we're all on Eric's side. Right. So if Vito wants to promote his comic on our comic book channel, he's not allowed. Yeah.

Cause he didn't say nice things about Eric July. Yeah. That's the rule now. Yeah. Uh, okay. Yeah. No, Hey, Say nice things about Eric July Yeah Like that's the rule now Yeah Uh Okay Yeah No hey

I had to be myself And forge my own I couldn't I could've played nice And I could've said Eric July has the best comic ever And then I probably Could've been on all these shows

Look at all the trouble You caused me I didn't even know About this dumb comic I wouldn't have cared I mean I genuinely Sometimes feel like

I'm sorry Dick I'm sorry I brought this up I don't give a shit I don't fucking genuinely sometimes feel like, I'm sorry, Dick. I'm sorry I brought this up. I don't give a shit. I don't fucking. Do you know how many bullies are out there in the world? Fuck them. Yeah, they're really terrible people. You think I'm going to be like on my deathbed?

Like, oh, man, I really wish I was nicer to yellow flash guy, that fat retard. Somebody tell yellow flash guy that he's cool. I really wish I had told the umbrella guy it's cool that he let his kid talk to that pedophile or whatever it was. I heard about that. I wanted to look into that more. Yeah. That's odd. It's really weird. Huh.

At least that guy, again, I don't want to get sued or whatever, but there's some weird voice. What's really going to be funny is when Eric July does his fundraiser to sue us, and all the free speech guys are like, yeah, go get him. You got to donate to this funding campaign to sue these two guys. I can't imagine that he would run a fundraiser to sue us.

You remember the Netflix guys? They're liberals. You got to go get them. They said his comic was terrible. If he ran a fundraiser to sue us, isn't that saying like, hey, my company's not really doing that well? Who fucking knows? Don't you have $2 million that you just made that you can use to protect your business? If Eric launches a fundraiser for his lawsuit, that's him admitting that his company is fucked.

All right. Well, still will have happened. Yeah. Well, we'll have our own defense fund, I'm sure. Here's mine. At least I will. Guys, get those super chats in now. This is all so familiar.

All this is so familiar. I know, but I'm willing to let it be fodder for the show, and that's the important part. Okay, I'm not going to disappear for months. I guess I'm just resigned to the fact that morons are going to sue me for making fun of them for the rest of my life. Like, alright, who's going to be

five years from now? Some fucking idiot who makes like a shitty NFT. A shitty space NFT. Yeah. At least we got fodder for the show. That's what matters. That VR influencer's penis looks fucked up Lawsuit

Lawsuit Lawsuit Lawsuit Oh my god I'm the head of a libertarian space colony And the funniest thing is We did the ISOM bonus episode Patreon.com

Slash biggest problem And both me and you subconsciously were like Alright we can probably stop talking That's the end of ISOM That's the end of the ISOM stuff We got it all done It's not funny anymore Every time we're ready to stop talking about it

Eric July does something fucking insane I'm like Why do you keep doing this Just let us stop The five day work week Is my problem Now do you work five days a week I work eight days a week

The five day work week As we know it was began in 1940 At the Fair Labor standards to be like a seven-day work week. I just make people work until they were dead. Mmm awful And then since then nothing has changed so in in in 80 years Yeah, it hasn't moved isn't that fucked up? We own less houses. We have less savings. And we're working the same number of hours as our parents, parents. That's wrong.

Well, it's insane. It's supposed to go down. Like, every day, you should work a little bit less. The human race should work a little tiny bit less. Yes. Until we're not working at all. Until we're working 10 minutes a day like George Jetson. But at this rate, we're not going to get there.

We really fucked up. So we had the Industrial Revolution. It's like, wait, it used to take one guy all day to make one pair of shoes. Yeah. Now one guy can make 40 pairs of shoes in a day? Yeah. Well, pretty soon we're only going to have to work like one or two days a week right but instead we said no just buy more shoes yeah that's the right right and come in come into

the office and have meetings right the shoes that are being made and we'll make all kinds of crazy shoes and then we gotta like spend time developing those We just made life more complicated Like needlessly more complicated Yeah To force people to work the same amount of hours Cause we're like filling Like it's like a fish in a pond Like it'll grow as big as the space it has Yes

So if you say there's 40 hours to work People will find 40 hours of work to do Right Whether it's like erasing shit and writing it over and over again Or just doing busy work Just cut it Right Start cutting it every fucking day it's like erasing shit and writing it over and over again or just doing busy work the problem just cut it start cutting it every fucking day you have inflation two percent for no reason so just have work week reduction by one percent every i don't know every couple years a tenth of

a percent a year great yeah a hundred years will be cut in half or something like that and then we better hit it and then people will laugh at that, but there are so many other things in industrialized life that work exactly. Computer processors, I don't know if they still are, but for decades they would say it's got to be, every 18 months, it's got to have double the processing power. Twice as much as software and engineer would both rush to do this. Why can't we fucking do that about our time, man?

Just cut it in half. 20 hours. I mean, again, part of the problem is that we have to agree to live more simplistic lives with less bullshit. I don't know if that's true. I think it's true. Everybody could take a minute off work and the amount of stuff would still get made every week.

One minute? Sure. One minute Sure one minute how about two Minutes okay you know But like at a certain point I think society has to Go how many new tv Shows do we really need a year like really That's the one you That's the one you go with like anything man When you go to the restaurant how many

Different burgers do you really need Access to at the Burger King? You know, it's just like the problem is that we come up with ways to add more shit for people to work on. Yeah. More shit for people to consume. Compressed work weeks are now offered by 33, by a third of organizations, four day work week. Don't they say people work the same amount in a four day Like especially in an office setting

Cause just like you have that work to do for the week An extra day Yeah no you don't have to spend like Half a day every other day just Fucking around Trying to find a place to sleep I didn't get anything done I remember my whole day was like get get some coffee, wait for lunch, get the lunch, little snack after lunch.

22% of on-site workers feel overworked. They're working longer weeks. Yeah. It's required, yeah. Okay, two-thirds of workers wanted to work less than five days, but only 17% of their employers offered that option. I guess it's weird because it's a law. Like, the law says 40 hours, so everybody just assumes that it's 40 hours instead of letting the free market figure out. Yeah, right?

Yeah, there's a lot of stuff like that. It's weird that, like, the thing society just agrees on. And then they can't change because it's impossible to pass a law for, like, we've got to have Bernie Sanders. Like, we have to find some guy like Trump or Bernie Sanders who they're going to try to assassinate to just work less because you guys made it a law and you, like, can't agree on anything because you're so fucked.

That was dumb. And you like can't agree on anything Because you're so fucked That was dumb We need a night society as well That's one of those societal things where I go Yeah Why does everybody have to be You know these are the times that society is active

Right like I'm the night time dentist Yeah I want to be a night There should be night dentists Yeah Yeah why can't we be on Why did we all agree that like these are dentists Yeah Yeah Why can't we be on Why did we all agree That like these are

Working hours Yeah Yeah Business All businesses Should be different Night liquor Welcome to Mikey's

Night liquor Well night liquor's good You can pick Let's compromise You have to pick Which one you want to be A day person Or a night person

Yeah exactly I've always I've always wanted to And it's like inverted It's upside down And it's black It's like inside out I've always wanted to be. And it's like inverted. It's upside down and it's black. It's like inside out. I've always wanted a night society.

I'm mad that shit closes. Me too. People who get off graveyards are fucked. I do. I don't know how they live a life. I get off work at three and I can't just go unwind. Right. Okay.

It's so weird. All right. Well, that's my problem. It's a good problem and again uh another solution to that problem of course is a universal basic income which we need why would that do anything because then you know we're just filling busy work anyway man okay yeah yeah you want more more ubi oh more ubi yeah okay um do you think we could cut down on like uh You want more UBI? Oh, more UBI, yeah. Okay. Do you think we could cut down on immigration and stuff before we do that?

Sure. Okay, so wall and UBI. Wall and UBI. I have no problem with the wall. The only problem with the wall is that it's expensive. How much was Ukraine? Yeah, but come on. What are we, running out of money?

Is that We gotta get the UBI guys working They can build the wall Honestly, we got a pretty big debt growing It's actually becoming a problem Oh, you think? I was listening to some radio program That's like At the point now

How are we going to ever It's not even that we're not even paying it off. It's that we're going to start missing like debt payments. Oh, yeah. Social Security's gone in like, what, six years, eight years or something? Yeah, we're going to have another Michael Burry moment. Yeah, did Michael Burry, he just placed a huge short. Yeah, he bought insurance on missing debt payments, I think.

I don't know. What I saw was that he bet his entire, well, it's complicated, but it was like $1.2 billion in puts against SPY and against the NASDAQ. His new one? Yeah. His newest one? Yeah. Yeah.

Now, we don't know the actual value that he paid for the puts, but I guess the potential value is $1.2 billion. And I saw that, and I that i went well i'm fucked so your solution to out of control unrecoverable debt yes to give money to ubi yes that's interesting ubi pays for itself uh how's that well okay so we spend a lot of money on entitlements right right? Right. A lot of dumb entitlement. Well, first of all, if you're already on, if you're already getting entitlements, you don't get like extra under UBI. Oh, they're not going to.

You get the floor. You know who's are not going to like that. Don't use that. I don't know. Poor people. I don't know who you know who's are. I don't know either. You have to look at it this way is like.

They're first in line. Yeah. All right. Let's put it this way. The prison system costs like a fucking shit ton of money right it does yeah okay like the amount you're paying for prisoners so let everybody out no no but the idea is the reason a lot of people end up in prison is a lack of you know a social safety net is there like well i don't have enough money so i'm gonna rob and fuck around and whatever else is that why it's a theory

yeah okay what if they're just criminals i think that when you get yeah i think i think if you structure a society like i think people a lot of people turn to criminality because of you know financial whatever and you can say it's also greed of course but there'll be less of that if it's like listen your your basic needs are going to be taken care of. Yeah. You know, you don't need to freak out. I think a lot of people freak out and they're like, well, I got to fucking steal and rob because, you know, if I don't, how am I ever going to get ahead or whatever else? Okay.

So it eliminates a lot of the prison population. That's a big part of it. Okay. So cut prisons in half. Yeah. And then I'm out of, I forget the other good reasons. It's been a while since I had to argue for you. Maybe we just stop printing debt.

It's been a while since I had to argue for you. How about that? We just don't do treasury bills anymore. If we need money, we just print it. I just think that. We don't have all this debt shit going around. I just think when the citizens have like a basic social safety net, like it's just going to result in like net benefits to the system that cannot even be processed.

Another good example is like, you know who uh like the health care thing they go well i'm not going to go to the emergency room because i don't have any money yeah and they wait until it's like as worse as their fucking disease could possibly be and i show up in the emergency room and they're like well now it's going to cost a billion fucking dollars to fix you up and we have to do it how much could that cost dude a lot like a lot of a lot of it is just like people are like well i don't have health insurance so i'm not going to go to the hospital and they go when they're fucking finally dying yeah and the costs are astronomical so it's actually big ones though war social security yeah medicare medicaid well we gotta we gotta cut back on military spending it's like fucking absurd Entirely Yeah pretty much

Not zero Why? What are we Who are we fighting? Well okay Who is I don't think we need to invest Me?

Yeah Trump? We gotta need the military to take down Trump if we need to You gotta pay the soldiers We need them on standing Why? In case something fucking happens In case aliens come

Why? I promise you If someone's invading the country I have a lot of guns. I'll do my part. Don't worry about it. I got a lot of really great ideas. We want to know guys who can use the jets.

Half of America is hunters. They're so good at it, it's illegal. Except for very small windows of time. So if anybody invades America, I think we'll be all right. You have a good point. We could move to an all-volunteer military and guys would just be into it. That's called the First Amendment, bro.

Be cool if we were like, you should have like some little perks, like not like a huge pay pack. Free gun. No, like free gym. Free gym. Free gym. You know, you don't got to pay for a gym membership

because we want wanna keep you Swole Why not have Free gyms in general To keep people healthy How much is a warehouse Let's ask Eric July How much his warehouse is

And a bunch of heavy things Yeah That has to be The cheapest thing We can give people To keep them healthy Not a billion dollar MRI machine

Or whatever we're doing With it now A new ultra-sized one To fit fat people in Just a warehouse Alright so your problem our problems again are fake libertarians or yeah, Linos Realizing this is as good as it gets and crushing realization the crush The every one of your

problems is like, uh, the fucking impermanence. The little poem. Yeah, like that shark and the formaldehyde. What is it called? The impermanence of death

in the mind of someone living. Yeah, huh, boy. That's another veto problem. Mugshot envy, the royal we, and, uh, five day, five day work week.

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this is a mock-up they sent me the mock-up and I kind of futz around with it to be like make it look like this did I do it did I does that look good it's great it looks great like the shirt look see I'm wearing like the yeah I know it looks great I love it he's all happy so that's a mistake can you put a

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blackface one? Could someone do that at home if they swapped out the colors of the fabric? Like those old dolls, you know? Those offensive dolls. Yeah. You want to do that? Could they do it? Is it physically possible for them to do it? I believe it's physically possible.

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You're really worried about the lawsuit, aren't you? Plugging your own Patreon here. Well, I guess I was like, I'm like, some people might want it and I want them to know where to get it. I don't want people to late. I guess I always think like someone's going be like oh i didn't know i could have got that you didn't tell me you know yeah yeah all right uh that's how to get it i guess okay okay it looks cool it doesn't like it there we go hey dick funny the uh problem of dogs throwing up at night i've been on midnight shift and my dog

was profusely gagging and throwing up all night but i wasn't here and my wife had to deal with it great that was great yeah also that thing was pretty great i used to hate him but i'll tell you what just a bunch of people making fun of veto is the best it's the best well if you like people make fun of veto follow eric july on twitter where they have just been dumping little bunnies post little bunnies at him bunnies little bunny heads out of the bunny crew is out there billion bunnies are we're backstering the hell out of this yeah we're busting his ass with bunnies busting his ass wide open We're gonna bust this motherfucker I always thought

ANCAPs were being Kind of Pedantic With a Pitch their little autistic Fist about the word We Right

But for the second time in a row Uh Vito Using the word we Has been proven The biggest problem And Dick And Dick did it as well

I don't care about that guy's email though Yeah I don't give a fuck So you're allowed to we him Yeah The word we have been proven the biggest problem in the universe. And Dick. And Dick did it as well. I don't care about that guy's email, though. Yeah. I don't give a fuck. So you're allowed to we him. Yeah. Hey, what about, did you know, actually, I don't give a fuck about that email. How about that?

Did you know that if you say we, it means you're legally connected to an individual for the rest of your life? I'm going to email Target right now. Hi, Target. I work for a donkey dick news network. I'm writing a story about how there's this fat chick that put your logo on her fingernails at the fingernail store next to me. Could I get a comment on if you support that kind of behavior? Oh, what? Did you see that email that Dick wrote? He's going after their livelihoods. Hi, Warner Brothers. My name is Penis Willikers.

I'm from the Fuck Fuck Fuck network. There's a car wash in Lincoln Heights that uses the Tasmanian devil holding dishwashing rags, spinning around cleaning cars. Can you please comment on your partnership with them? Someone said they were going to report my

super killer to a bug zapping company that makes like a bug zapping machine called the super killer. I'm sure lawyers will be lining up to take that case. Yeah. Let's, let's hammer this guy's comic with our bug, with our bug thing and take his, take his whatever his hat. That looks like a beautiful hat we can take. You guys were real shucking sharp. You guys are real pros when it comes to the law.

It's because Eric brags about having so much money and his mark is identical to theirs and is Christian themed. It's a Christian, yeah. He shouldn't have made it a Christian superhero guy. He shouldn't have put the cross on him. He might have ripped it off completely.

He might have known about... When I honestly, because when he came up with ISOM, I Googled it and I was like, is it related? I mean... Say what you're about to say. You have no idea how strong that makes the case.

I honestly said, oh, is this like related to the International School of Ministry? So you're saying the brand was confusing to you, and you're sheepishly saying it because you're afraid of retaliation, because it means the lawsuit is 100% valid. I know no one's going to believe me, but it was one of my thoughts. When he first announced ISOM, I Googled it,

and the first thing that came up was the International School of Ministry, and I saw that his superhero had a cross on his thing and I said is he working with them? That's literally what I thought. I thought he might be a minister from their school. And I know people are going to think I'm just

I think I know people are going to think I'm like just making that up but it's totally reasonable. I eventually looked and I'm like okay no it's it own thing but my knee-jerk thing was huh oh maybe they like helped him like pay for it to like promote the school yeah because no one would have a cross on their dick on purpose so much the religious connection was weird yeah it's so obviously I didn't think to say that before but I I really, that is something. You got to relax and let your mind think on this vacation that you're taking.

When he first came over, I saw him. Because I knew about the international. That's why when this came back up, I went like, oh, yeah, I've heard of them. Me too. That's why I was laughing so hard. I was like, oh, I remember that school. I remember thinking they might be connected and then going, oh, no, it's a comic thing. It's there. Yeah. Eric fucked up. we didn't do anything No

Fucked up is generous too It seems I mean I do think they're gonna have to I don't know You know how many like if they have one email From whatever that says like Oh yeah are you guys In comics too?

Done Right But at the end of the day I did not send any stupid I like You think Eric's pissed now? How pissed is he gonna be After he loses $500,000

Defending Well Yeah After he has to go into Fucking Discovery About where it came from And all this shit Oh man

He's gotta settle And then he's gonna be Fucking pissed Dude all those extra books He printed He's gonna have to burn them And then he's going to be fucking pissed. Dude, all those extra books he printed, he's going to have to burn them all because he's not going to be allowed to sell them. I mean, whatever, man. Why did you start false flagging? Well, you and I have had this.

This is why you also should not. I'm not. I don't. But you remember. Yeah, don't start any DMCA striking or anything. All right, let's see here. Because once you start it, everybody starts doing it. Yeah, and they don't care anymore.

Yeah, it's all tit for tat. Oh, well, he did it. I can do it. Well, he did it. I can do it. I just want to say to all the people who are voting down being afraid to show sympathy I don't think they understand by voting down you agree what Gito did was fine

when it's not they're supposed to vote it up it is a problem to be afraid to show sympathy because you text your friend RIP car he makes a good point yeah he does you're supposed to vote it up that means that I actually won yeah you won by to vote it up that means that i actually won yeah you want losing yeah where who is why is destiny coming through do you have the something open i hear us

me too oh i think i know what that is Oh you're playing the show from last time Yeah Okay I'm like how did Destiny get in here Oh my Okay one more and then I'm going to post the link To the live show Here we go

Oh wait this one's good Yeah the cleaning fees are ridiculous. So I work for a company that actually owns several rental properties. And one of the deals when your management is you get to use their properties for free. And they say, you just have to pay the cleaning fee. So I went to go sign up for this you know, oh I'm just going to go out with my wife and just get in one of these Airbnbs.

They wanted $160 for the cleaning fee. What the fuck? Yeah, that's normal now. Wait, really? Yeah. Jesus Christ. He didn't even say bye, really? Yeah. Jesus Christ. He didn't even say bye.

Yeah, he just kind of dipped out. Cool. Great voicemail. Is this information all correct? Saturday, 930. Door's at 8. Show is at 830. B-Y-O-B.

Yes. If you're bringing liquor, find a mule in your group and give all your liquor and beer to one guy with a cooler. Yeah. Okay, so. Because that will save us money. Yeah, we're,

there's like a thing, there's like a cork fee for every person who brings liquor and we're just going to cover that. But that means if you come with a six pack,

have one guy hold it and then they'll charge us $5. Whereas if each of you are holding a beer, there's four of you, they're going to charge us $20. Yeah. Give all your beer to one guy. One guy.

And then come in, and then you can distribute it as much as you want. And they've said they're cool, man. If you want to bring a fucking rolling cooler or some shit, you know. Yeah. Just put it all in one guy's cooler and roll it in. Cool. But yeah, BYOB live show show it will be in hollywood we will announce the venue closer to the date uh it's a good spot it'll be easy there's some cool

stuff around there we can go after and there are 50 it is not small show small show there's 50 tickets yeah buy them now don't complain to me when they're sold out. Well, yeah, kind of. You got to get them now, man. Get them now. Look, it's hard to get a decent venue. It will sell out. We're doing a live show. It's small.

It's intimate. If this goes well, though, we might do another one. Might do one every other month. I don't know. We've been talking about doing a bi-monthly live show. Okay. If you want the tickets, get them now. Here we go.

And then you can scalp them Don't scalp them I don't know if you Well I guess I don't know if you can Maybe you can There's no stopping it Okay

Episode 103 Turkey sandwich for Two Says I Vito Gisualdi I'm having a great day Why did you think I was going to say

That thing you posted It's fucked up Gun Ranger for two Masterson should make A lull suit comic I agree John Riffs for five I was going to say that thing you posted. It's fucked up. Gunranger for two. Masterson should make a lull suit comic. I agree. John Riffs for five. Can't believe there's

a woke remake of the lull suit with a black dwarf as the Maddox. Makes the episode where you argued about copyright funnier. Yeah, wow.

They remade the lull suit. It is. With the black dwarf. It's very progressive. Cool. Moronic Opinions for five. I hate it. Can we please get a Biggest Problem shirt with Dick and Vito as anthropomorphic rabbits? the lawsuit it is a black dwarf it's very progressive cool moronic opinions are five can we please get a biggest problem shirt with dick and veto as anthropomorphic rabbits

it's not a bad idea we actually have a shirt we finally are working on a biggest problem shirt after 100 episodes we're finally gonna make a shirt so i'm hoping to have them ready in time for the show we will see cool for five thank you all for not killing yourselves have you met my new tortoise his His name is Tort. Say hi, Tort. Don't you interfere with him or I'll sue. Oh, God, that tortuous interference shit of the contract. Shut the fuck up.

You guys have no idea what you're talking about. What contract does he have with a fucking school of ministry? There's no tort there. It's like that's like executives poaching each other from Apple and fuck off. Shut the fuck up. Everybody thinks they're a lawyer Shut up That's the problem I should have brought in

Yeah I think we did Armchair lawyers I can Track for five Just when you thought The Eric Jalai drama Eric Jalai drama

Was dying down It peaks Love you boys Stay away from Grilleen Lindahl I'm trying Peter Hansman for five I'm gonna make a superhero

Called Coca-Cola Since they don't make Comic books Coca-Cola can't say I'm infringing on their trademark. Yeah, that makes sense. Dumbasses. Yeah. I got a new character.

He's called Burger King. He's the king of burgers. Goes around with a little crown on his head. Lemon Trashy says, we TBF, we TBF. To we fair, we fair, Tob. Dickie for 50 big dollars. Thank you, Dickie. Thanks, Dickie for $50. Big dollars. Thank you, Dickie. Thanks, Dickie.

Low suit to Eric Trick Boogaloo. Eric Trick Boogaloo. Eric Trick Boogaloo. Dominic for $5. And I really do appreciate that, Dickie. Thank you. Dominic for $5. I hate that I'm locked for a week on Twitter, so I can't yell at the ice.

I'm towards more. Oh, hey, don't we have more wigs? Oh, yeah. Here. Okay. Find one for me, and I'll wear it during these Super Chats. Dominic for two says, we all support y'all. We will get through this, Vito. Hashtag, we will win, guys.

Wow, here's a good one. Check this out. This is from Dozens. Is that my Destiny wig? Yeah. Shit! We should have worn that on the fucking Check this out. This is from, uh, doesn't. Is that my destiny wig? Yeah. Shit. We should have wore that on the fucking destiny episode. Shit. Did you notice that, uh, but what do you call it?

People were commenting that destiny changed his hair because apparently we were the big reveal. Oh, we were? Yeah, that he had gotten rid of the blue hair finally. Uh, yeah, I didn't even notice. All right, here's my, here's my, am I supposed to use the wig cap? I didn't even notice Alright here's my Am I supposed to use the wig cap? You don't need the wig cap No that's for women I think

To gather their hair When I come around Ba ba ba ba Should've worn my Destiny hair Uh oh, is my computer frozen? Uh oh There my computer frozen? Uh oh Nope, there it is Okay

Uh Do I look like Rei Ayanami? You look cool I can't see You gotta put a face Yeah, you look great I look good? Yeah, you look wonderful

Fits pretty well Uh, we are almost sold out of the show Oh wait, no no no There's 35 left. Okay. Okay. Okay. We've sold 15 tickets.

Thank God. Yeah, I want people to be able to get them. Look at that. Yeah, you look great. So, look. I'll say that. Maybe it's parted a little. I don't know about it.

No, I think it's supposed to be in the middle, you think? No, maybe more to the side, but I don't know. That looks better. That looks better. That looks better. Yeah. Hey, how's it going? Say something Destiny would say. I don't know about...

You got to get his cadence down. I don't like Mr. Curl because he's something. U.S. foreign policy is very... Fiscal policy. I don't listen to a lot of Destiny. I don't know his mannerisms. Okay. Dickington Post for two.

It said independent. Stop telling Eric he's right. He's an independent journalist. Yeah, he said right on the front. I'm an independent journalist. It was a joke email sent by some idiot. I don't know what to tell you, man. I didn't tell him to send a bad, stupid joke.

Sorry you can't write and that no one likes your comic so no one came back to buy the second copy and it sucks too and we got to mention of course that like all these fucking youtube guys the quartering we have your back we have your back eric i don't know why and then he said something about your 10 viewers or something i said hey well at least we'll have something to talk about on the podcast he's like oh to your 10 viewers or something? I don't know what's up with that. I said, hey, well, at least we'll have something to talk about on the podcast. He's like, oh, to your 10 viewers? I'm like, yeah, we do pretty good, man. I don't know why you're throwing shade.

I feel like the show's doing well. Yeah. Got more than 10 viewers. Jeez. I don't know. Eric needs a story editor. Why don't you get him one of those? Can we legally say that?

Are we legally allowed to say that? I'm pretty sure. In Minecraft. Eric needs a story editor. Why don't you get him one of those? Can we legally say that? Are we legally allowed to say that? I'm pretty sure. In Minecraft. Eric needs a story editor in Minecraft. Eric needs to learn about the hero's journey in Minecraft. See, it's not real. Claptrap to the shore for 20 big bones with some bunnies on the page. Yes.

Says here's money to own the anti-woke detractors. Good. The gentleman sausage for five says we is the new TBF. Stop saying we when we don't literally mean it. The Royal Weak, who's gay. I just, don't people talk like that in colloquial? Don't you understand where you're like, well, we've looked into it.

It doesn't mean I looked into it. It means like the community and some guy I know or whatever looked at a thing. You might have to say, you might want to just entertain the idea that you have a problem. Well, I didn't know that that guy was then going to go and do crazy shit. So I'm like, oh, it's fine. How did you not know that that guy would go do crazy shit? They're all doing crazy shit.

I know. I just can't trust anyone now. I have to be 100% specific. Anytime anyone sends me anything, I have to go. Well, the chain of command was that it was direct message to me and it's a screenshot and I didn't take the screenshot.

I don't know where the... Fine. I'll stop using shorthand terms. Tim K for 10. Cheer up, Vito. You'll be fine. Show us a smile. There you go.

Dominic for five. Vito crying episode. No, we made it through Yeah Candice Marie for ten The beautiful irony Of a cross on a dick Crossing dick

Right And forget hell monkeys Christian superhero Waging war on Christians Is the arc we needed Oh yeah That's the best part A Christian ministry

Is suing Eric And his response is Fuck Christianity Fuck them Right I deserve this. Like, bro, you're getting sued by God. Wouldn't the best thing to do to just reach out and go, listen, we're both in service of the Lord.

Yeah. You know, how about, you know, I'll acknowledge you in a chapter and send people to your website. Yeah, this is very damaging for your brand. As you've explained, you were confused. So what can I do to ameliorate the situation As a fellow believer in Christ There's a little bit of confusion That he's got to deal with

TheRealHydroPX for five It's funny how they're all telling Diet U A.K.A. Nick Ricada To tell you to tell Vito what to do Wait, what? I don't know I don't know who's telling who to do what I don't know, but I love Nick Riley Edwards for two

Better call Saul Vito Oh yeah Saul Help me out Vigo There's Ziggo For five I've not been your biggest fan Vito But congrats on finding your Maddox

Yeah I really lucked out here Coup for five You know what's great about it Eric's better than Maddox Because Eric's whole audience Is full of Maddoxes. Yeah.

Like, they're fucking stupid. A lot of stupid people are scary, though. Like, a lot of stupid people. I'm like, that's a lot of stupid people. I don't know if one of them is going to come to my house with the actual Infinity Gauntlet. I'm going to snap you into dust for Eric July. And then we'll finally own Marvel by using metaphors from Marvel. Let's see if I make it to the live show.

Koof for five. Thank you, independent, unaffiliated journalists, for not killing yourselves. Thank you, ISOM, for protecting your trademark rights. Sure. JJ for five. Put some bunnies. It says we're going to war. Biggest problem in the universe

is going to email so many companies. No, we're not. Nope. Disavow. Dear Disney, are you aware? My name is and I'm with the biggest problem

in the universe news organization. Gyra Cosmetics, are you aware? Alpha Corp, you know, industrial towing. Not Alpha Corp the way it's supposed to be, but Alpha C-O-R-E. It should be Alpha Corp. That's the weird part. How did he screw that up?

I have guesses. JJ for five. Yes, we're going to war. Thank you, JJ. Tool chest for five. Orders received loud and clear, Vito. See? Operation White Rabbit Phase 2 Engage.

No, disengage. Engage. Disengage. Engage. Engage. Stop. Engage. Call it off.

Can I get a drum roll for this one, Dick? Guys, Rye Dog. Wow. A longtime fan of the show Who listens to all my secret messages And puts all my secret plans into effect Has donated $100 He says put it towards

Lawsuit 2.0 That's where it's going buddy Null says I'm gonna get Fucked like a pig In the lawsuit Yeah And he's pretty He's got his finger on the balls

When it comes to predictions Yeah he gets everything right He's the one who predicted That Chris Chan Would be a valuable asset For him to continue Monetizing And then he said I'm creepy

I don't know if Everyone on Kiwi Farms Thinks I'm creepy I don't know if the girls Like do all the hot girls On Kiwi Farms Think I'm creepy too I hope not

Do you think there's hot girls On Kiwi Farms I assume so It's such a group of cool guys It's such a cool group Beardhair hair flosser for 20 says this is just hilarious cheer up veto your fans aren't going anywhere we'll see where are all the gals to prayer tbf how else will we battle the infidel eric july and his false prophet no i'm not doing call of prayer today dominic for four well thank you for the donation.

Dominic for $4.99. Thank you, Koof, for not killing yourself. So every podcast I listen to has you on there. Say thank you for not killing yourself. We love Koof

and we love Dominic. James Gardner for a big 20. Rabbits. Rabbits in the chat. Go Rabbits go. Rabbits. Have fun. Buster Baxtering

to infinity. Riley Edwards for two. Make sure your mugshot is cooler than Trump's, Vito. Yeah. I'll try. David Gomez for two. The Billion Bunny March.

I want a billion bunnies. I want them out there. All over Eric's stuff. I want bunnies. Any fucking stream he does, I want bunnies in there. Gun Ranger for two. RIP lawsuit prayers.

Nikki for five. Dick and Vito, thank you for this six-month saga of pure comedy gold Here's to six more But once I'm behind bars This show's really

Gonna take off You're gonna love it The Real Hydro PX says Yellow Flash went along With calling Vito A PDF file Because Nick Ricchetti

Used to call him that And he went on their show Saying the same Well I don't know about that Okay But he should stop Either way Yeah

At this point it's just like obnoxious That's the weird thing Is they're like This is really getting DeVito I'm like No It's just fucking stupid You guys look retarded

Yes Maxwell21 for $12 Says just consider Some lawyer got to bill $1,200 To circle Isom's balls for a legal filing. What a world, am I right?

Have you looked at the legal filing? A little bit, yeah. Do you know what he's talking about? I know there's a picture where they circled a cross on his dick,

on his junk. Right here. Look at that cross right there. He's a Christian superhero. Metroid Muscles for five. Vito Gisualdi, the $ million dollar man that's correct yeah pop sculpture for two start returning your carts no no that's how i'm gonna

get arrested and get a cool mug shot gun ranger five dick and veto emailed the church no we didn't and still use the acronyms of their own shows and somehow this makes sense to us yeah that's the other thing yeah you guys sent this email and you like attach the name of your own podcast. You made a new email address. Yeah. To do it. To be anonymous. But then you loaded it up with references to your own show.

If I'm going to run a gay op trying to get Eric July sued, wouldn't it make sense for me to attach as much personal information as possible? Why wouldn't I frame somebody else? I should have sent a picture. Well, that's the other's the other thing yeah i'm from yellow flashes show or whatever my name's yellow flash i'm doing an art that would have been much funnier if i was that would have been impersonation that probably would have been a crime that would have been a crime um you're right human dynamo for five i'm an idiot who wasted an hour of my life and paid five dollars To talk shit about you Well thank you

Human Dynamo The City Boy for five Great idea to get money For the lawsuit If there is enough money Raised for the lawsuit Vito tells us all about His porn torrents

Go to impornium. Is it I-S-U-S? Don't ask me You can browse I don't know if you can get A membership anymore though I think it's a closed community They're cracking down on

But you're gonna find Those types of torrents, huh? Not types of torrents. There's all the normal shit in there. Go take a look. Riley Edwards for two. From the 400-pound man to the $400 million man. Bunnies. JJ for five says bunnies.

Vito needs to grab his stones and stop apologizing for all this stuff. Other people only make things worse. I'm not apologizing. I'm just saying, guys, I did not tell this guy to do anything, and stop apologizing for all this stuff to only other people only make things worse i'm not apologizing i'm just saying guys i don't i did not tell this guy to do anything and it's fucking annoying and uh i don't want people look i don't at the end of the day i don't really want eric july to get sued by fucking whatever i mean he shouldn't break the law then stop breaking the law asshole i have no interest in it Let's put it that way

So Everybody's telling me I went out To try and make this thing happen I'm like I I didn't You didn't break the law

You didn't You didn't You didn't somehow Log into his computers And write his scripts And break the law And then Publish a

Trademark infringement Did you? No he broke the law That motherfucker Still can't Personal responsibility Right? Oh it was the law That motherfucker Still can't Personal responsibility Yeah Right?

Oh it was the system That made me infringe on this Actually I didn't infringe on the copyright Veto Right All these white guys Working in concert

In secret Are the reason This white church Is suing me for trademark infringement I didn't do it I'll say this I'm innocent I can't stop you

from fucking around on the internet. Just don't put the name of the show on any, like, leave us out of it. Don't connect us

to your shenanigans. Don't commit shenanigans. If you, of your own accord, have made a decision to commit shenanigans, I know nothing of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Yeah. David Gomez for five. Eric couldn't even make his video ten minutes to monet made this point. I know nothing of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Okay. Yeah. David Gomez for five. Eric couldn't even make his video ten minutes to monetize it better. I think they actually changed the YouTube algorithm. It's now eight minutes, allowing you to put mid-roll ads. Sorry, but he says, I guess his $8

shirt sale is raking in the dough. Maybe so. Oh, dude, he's trying to get, he's trying to empty out that warehouse at the end of his campaign. He's been, like, fire-sailing. $8 for, from down from 30 shirts. I think. Yeah.

And, uh, not selling, huh? He was giving away a free hat with every purchase. Oh, I'm like, he's just trying to eat all those skews after all. And you probably should have just sold comics.

I don't, I don't, does he have like a, like a number he's got to hit for some reason? I don't know. Why would that be? I don't know. Just sell comics,

man. Michael winning For five The irony of people Who spend all day Criticizing writers and comics Getting mad at you guys Criticizing a friend's comic Yeah

That's what I keep saying It's literally Their entire livelihood Is every day They make a video And they go Do you know Brie Larson's a bitch

Yeah And her feet Her feet. Tell me about that. I wouldn't fuck her if I was on fire. I fucking hate her and all her movies suck. Yeah. You know that Marvel's movie that we saw the trailer for? Yeah. It looked kind of good. Well, maybe we should review it. Let's see it. I think that one

people would watch our review for sure. The City Boy for two. Eric July couldn't even do a Google search. LMAO. That is peculiar I hope Eric G. Lye ends up like a certain football player named Dwayne Haskins

I don't know I'm gonna hope that's not a reference to something horrible Kagon Postal for two donut money for Vito thank you crazy how these guys on Twitter can't understand that getting the parody clip of his videos and Twitter account taken down is false flagging. Feels like it.

It's a parody. It's a false flag that you took it down. Yeah. And fake DMCA'd Vicky. Rugged Rug for five. Number one, OG Shawnee Holder here. Oh. Vito Dick, what would you think if Eric won his lawsuit?

I would think all reason and rationale has gone out. No, his lawsuit against, with his trademark. With the trademark? He has a chance. Sounds reasonable. He could make the argument that they're legally distinct. Honestly, if I was him, I'd go, I'll take the cross off his dick. And then there's, you know.

Yeah, I mean. I'll have him not talk about Jesus. He should start negotiating now. I don't think he wants to go through the actual trial. Yeah, he should just negotiate with them. Be like, how about I pay you... $500,000. No, he's not getting $500,000.

$20,000, look the other way. Let me use your fucking trademark. Let's go to court. All right, we'll see. The City Boy for two with the bunnies. Yes, Frodo Loggins for five. Destiny fan here. I love Vito Who doesn't like Vito?

I don't know Zemos4044 for five Says you have definitely become a Maddox Oh no Is that for you? I assume so I banned him from chat Because he was like

Spurging non-stop Spanning a bunch of bullshit I've been a I've been a listener since the beginning And what I can say is See here's the reason why Oh wow here's a block I'm so glad that

Please report to your nearest trash compactor And jump inside If you believe Eric's stupid little hit piece I don't even care The jilted fan shit is The jilted fan shit is the absolute Worst part of streaming And it is The concern worst part of streaming.

And it is the worst. The concern trolling of like, why don't you do this anymore? And I'm like. I've been a fan since. I've actually been a listener since. I've been a fan since this. Uh-huh. Yeah. And see, what happened is that you started.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I know. That's amazing. Why don't you make stuff like this anymore? Can you write it longer and email it to me, please? Like, at least 10 pages. Please help. Handwrite it. Send it to me, please? Like, at least 10 pages. Please help.

Handwrite it. Send it to the P.O. box. That's where it will really get me. Kagon Postal for two says, Lowell sued money for dick. Thank you. Trio Doug says, Josh Denny is a fantastic guest.

And Vito, I can't wait for you two to make up and be friends again. I agree. Monodon Monoceros for 10, says, Eric Cholai's Twitter is just constant schizo posting.

That maniac has TBF, TB Farrell to think his reaction is reasonable. Nice try. Preston S for two,

Vito, you look like you've lost weight. Oh, I think people are going to be surprised at the coming win. I think maybe next week? Maybe. Devin BT next week, maybe.

Yeah. Devin BT for five. Just kidding. Devin did not have a super chat. And this is me. Vito Giswali saying Devin should play super killer in the live action movie. Great. Nate ring for 20 black Maddox suing over speech is so ironic.

LM F a O Vito has got to F his tone. God Vito has got to F his... Oh, God. Vito has got to F his troll wife to make it come full circle. Nice. David Gomez for two says... Livelihoods! Anorexia for $19.99.

Eric is behaving exactly like Job in one of his I've Made a Terrible Mistake failures. Classic redirection away from something horrible he's done and acting like a child when he can't cope with his feelings of embarrassment. Yeah, instead of just saying I fucked up and now there's a trademark lawsuit, he went, but the real problem

is Vito. Yeah, Vito and Dick. Look, Dick says he's a psychopath and that he just uses excuses of doing good things to be cruel. Dude, the thing where, like, you said, like, yeah, like, fucking with people because it's funny. I'm like, yeah, it is funny. Why are people upset with that?

What are you talking about? Does that mean you were going to pay that guy eight grand the whole time? Because I didn't see that. And when we emailed the guy I emailed him too when I emailed asking he sounded like he wasn't getting any money that's all I want to know

just like that one thing were you giving him money first or after yeah seems like a buyout to me but you know I don't know just asking questions

I'm just illegally asking a guy a question whatever that's a context book Tortoise Interference of Balsness ooh good point Jay Thompson question. That's a context book. Tortoise interference of ballsness. Ooh.

Jay Thompson for $13.27 or sorry for $5 says, can you send me a shirt for the show so I can go out and assault someone because you psychically told me to. That or some kind of ID badge. You should make your own shirt. It will sell it more. The God of Sleep

215 for 20 says, I'd like to thank Eric July for this content. Fake libertarians don't like TBF. Captain Insano for five, is he suing because I called to ask him about selling his comics? Don't call anybody, man. Don't call. I will block you if you do that shit.

It's not funny. Whatever. Don't die. Uh, don't know. If you did, don't do it anymore. It's not funny. Helios for seven Australian dollars with a bunny says, stop streaming. I want to beat off.

I mean, you can just turn off the show. Love rockets bowl for two. Love the cope stream. You guys asked for this. Oh, that's not a joke. Oh. Oh, my. Seamos for five.

You are talking to people. I asked Eric to read a screenwriting book. Yeah. That's what I asked for. That's against the law. You don't have to ask that. Yeah. Seamos for five.

You're talking to people who forgot to unsub. Dominic for two. They're monetizing the haters. Nice Europe. Thanks for the euros, bud Yeah, thanks You really told us Yeah, I don't even get what he's saying there

I've become Maddox Oh, the idea is He's been following me for so long And has so much emotionally invested in me And I disappointed him in some way And I'm Maddox now It's the parasocial relationships You were his internet dad

You, trash compactor Jump in. Don't fuck. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. I think we got a lot of people listening. I think most people are. I think more people are subbing now than ever.

Yeah. Dominic for two. They're monetizing the haters. Gun Ranger for two. Vito being a mopey shit is disappointing. Look, just give me a couple days to fucking. Have you ever had like literally huge YouTube creators with like 500,000 subscribers fucking all courting on Twitter to say you're the worst person who ever existed?

Okay. Yeah. It kind of sucks. It's kind of a shitty situation that doesn't feel good. Yeah. And I know you want me to come on here and go, I love when everyone on the internet thinks I'm a big piece of shit for something. I didn't do yeah, but honestly it's like yeah, yeah, that sucks Yeah, when these things happen you gotta really just take an appraisal of your life and see all right all of this is dead

All of this is going all of this is going and this is I have a couple things That's what I'm gonna keep through this next phase, but all this is all this is going, and I have a couple things. That's what I'm going to keep through this next phase, but all of this is dead. All of this is gone. All of this is dead and gone. I've had to do it a couple times. Yep, you take inventory, and you go, well, I can't talk to that guy or that guy or that guy,

and fuck them all. All right. At least the audience loves the show. Riley's here for 10, says, I'm going to earn my cool mugshot next month, Eric. See you soon. Jesus Christ, Riley. Don't do that.'m gonna earn my cool mugshot next month Eric see you soon Jesus Christ Riley Don't do that

Don't earn a mugshot See we're telling our audience what not to do Alright Eric take notes we're being very helpful Lemon Trashy for 2 says Boogie has a mugshot that's true and it's not a very cool one He fucked up Yeah he should have planned Gotta do the head tilt He should have shot Frank

It's gonna be a cool mugshot Of the happiest man in the world He's not gonna be more miserable in prison Yeah He could have fun in prison Riley Edwards for two Vito's praying for Eric To end up like George

Oh Jesus Christ Dennis Dillwaite for ten Just got off a 13 hour shift Only thing that kept me going Was Trump's gangsta mugshot. And knowing Vito had a secret Gmail Twitter account that he maintained for years to sue Eric July. Yeah, to trick a global organization into suing Eric July over their trademark. Man, if I had a sock puppet account that I kept open for like six years I had it, I'm going to throw it away for that?

Yeah. Come on. I'm not going to throw it away on garbage like that. The funniest part is that guy still has access to his email. Yeah. Nobody's emailed him or anything. I saw him in your stream, the gnome guy. That was a fake one.

I think it was. He was fucking around. Some guy was fucking around, I think, with his name being like, I'm going to release all the secret emails where Vito told me to send this thing. Oh, yeah, that's a fake. Captain Insano for two says, I have a mugshot. Well, that's good. I hope it's a good one. Jim Satala for ten.

I can't believe that this entire ISOM debacle is all due to Eric not being able to spell. He was making a character about isms, but he spelled it phonetically like a third grader. MSG Enthusiast for seven Canadian dollars. Good old Vito rolling with the punches and staying positive. I'm going to go home and scream into a pillow.

Carrier for five. Your show is so fun to listen to when I'm chilling. I'm crossover from Destiny's audience. Nice. Keep the good vibes rolling. Well, tell Destiny's audience we want more of them over here. Yeah. Bring them in.

Jim Satala for 10. Vito, you shouldn't be discouraged. You definitely can follow in Crypt Daddy's footsteps and choke on a slice of pizza if the Ozempic doesn't work. But then we would all be sad because you're funny alive. Is that how he died? Choking on pizza? I really hope not.

That's a lot worse ways to go. I can't imagine. Lance Becker for two says, is the Giswaldi family curse real? Yes. We are doomed. Fadix the Great for five. Jesus, Vito, if you gain any more weight,

you'll be needing TB ferried from place to place by NASA. I'm so good at catching these. Yeah, you are. The God of Sleep for five. Vito, if Eric July fails like Maddox, imagine his version of Banana Docs

or Ox-Mad. That would be good. TrioDoc for five Vito please for the love of God delete Twitter for at least a month I might do that the problem is that everybody's just talking shit and they'll go oh look Vito ran away don't just get tired yeah that's true Dominic for two Ripa Goldposts is here

oh is Ripa Goldposts in the chat he's probably getting some good clips oh really oh yeah good apparently that guy's like actually kind of cool, though. It's like he's... He posts shit that makes Eric look stupid sometimes. Yeah, he sometimes does, and I'm like, this is helpful. Or he'll post shit from the show, and I'm like, yeah, but that's a good clip. Yeah, I like that.

King Stylo for five. Vito, we don't want you to die. Vito, give life a try. We don't want you to die. Oh, God, no, Vito. Please don't die. Anyway, Vito give life a try We don't want you to die Oh god no Vito Please don't die Anyway The Ripple Gold Post

How you doing? David March for 10 is here Vito you were totally Cancelled for that stuff In Vegas What you said to that Poor blackjack AI When we played against them

In Vegas Got me bounced from The Volagio That's not true No No we did play against The AI blackjack dealer And I taught David that.

That was when we went with Andy Signoria to Vegas. Oh, yeah. A lot of dirty stuff happened. And I was like, we've got to play video poker against, or video blackjack against this Asian robot. And he's like, why? And I'm like, because you can call her a cunt, and she can't kick you off the table.

Got it. So every time they give you a bad blackjack hand, you go, you fucking bitch. Yeah. That feels real good. Eric Wong for two It's duality of man Not dichotomy

Okay Alright you got me Wet Bandit for five Thanks Wet Bandit Dick this guy is my homie I know if no one got me Wet Bandit got me He says I got you forever

Thanks Wet Bandit Love you Great Okay Longbow 40 for two Get a job Crimsel You poor excuse of a human. Okay.

The Real Hydro PX for five. Why do you think Locals is okay with Nick Ricada exposing his cock on stream? I don't know. Did that happen? I don't know. Shred 2010 for 10. It's crazy how the five-day work weeks are still a thing. Can't believe we all follow it.

It still makes one want to earn a mugshot. Hang in there, Vito. Play more games and go for more walks well armored core is out tonight maybe i'll get armored core mac and d's for 10 lull suit round two eric july really is black maddox absolutely do we call him bladox just black maddox yeah black maddox i mean it would be fun Black Dracula You know Black Jesus I got it Lemon Trashy for two

Krim can't get a job His leg has collapsed Five times today Okay Carl Duckett for five Vito needs to get more angry No It's not healthy

Wet Bandit If I get angry It's not gonna go in a good place Wet Bandit for five If internet lawyer Nick Riccata Can survive blackface, you can survive this too, Vito. Keep your chins up. Crabzula for five.

Hey, Dick, what's your method for sneaking crossword puzzles into Burning Man? I have no idea what you're talking about. I have no idea either. Me4120 for two. RIP ISOM trademark. We're all praying for you. RIP. R.I.P.

If they win that, I'm going to deck myself in all kinds of Aysam shit. I'm going to get all their pamphlets on how to be a minister. I am a minister. Maybe I'll join their parish. I mean, is it wrong if I put out a statement and I go like, I mean, I genuinely did confuse Eric Giles. You should sign an affidavit. Fuck him. I mean, if he's threatening you should sign an affidavit Fuck him

I mean if he's I'll say I do think It is kind of It is kind of Cock sucker Barfist for five I can't imagine I go to prison

For saying Eric July's comic sex Barfist for five I can't believe The International School Of Ministry Funded such a Shitty comic

I can't either Why did they do that Dominic for five Says right They put their name on it You think they'd Take it seriously such a shitty comic. I can't either. Why did they do that? Dominic for five says, right? They put their name on it. You think they'd take it seriously. Cara Fro for two.

RIP Sean Schoenbecker, fan of the show. RIP Sean. I'm sorry. Unless he was a dick. No, he was probably a great guy. Okay. Sorry,

Sean. Dickie for five. Military idea. Military idea. National Guard is the wallie for five. Military idea. National Guard is the wall. Sounds expensive. Sounds expensive. Bender for five.

Biggest problem in the universe is black Maddox voted up. Righty tighty. 91 for two. Buying a plushie to tribute for sure. I want to know what a tribute is. Seth Johnson for five. It's bizarre that we had cool ass film mug shots in the 1960s, but the president United States gets a

140p webcam mugshot. Oh, yeah, that is fucked. Why are they so low-quality? They're paying for the... They have a horrible deal on bytes in prison. Yeah? They're paying, like, $5 a byte for their data storage. It's a Biden special. You can get a nice fucking camera

or whatever. That's horse shit. You're right. Can I get a drum roll, Dick? Because Mr. Cool Ice puts $100 in the bucket saying, veto files, rise up, rise up,

my people. Power fist. Power fist. Nate ring for five. I'm going to get a veto plushie and keep my Q-tips in his butthole. I hate you guys.

Dumb username for five. So you two are blaming, getting blamed for Eric getting sued. This plot is harder to follow tonight. Yeah. Somehow we started a trademark lawsuit is what is being said. We gay opt and concern trolled

professional accomplished trademark lawyers and a global Christian ministry into suing him for an obvious trademark infringement that veto and other people have already said confused them yeah yeah that's eric that's eric who is um one of the dumbest people that's probably why he's such an effective marketer he's such a compulsive liar like about like a deflection. Like, oh, I'm getting sued. Actually, it's that, and we'll take care of that. We have rock star attorneys.

They'll be right on that. Rock stars. They're rock stars. Everybody likes when you say rock stars of people that you work with, right? Okay, moving on to what's important. It's Vito and Dick. They are the ones that did this. They had a concern troll in a gay op that I spelled G-h-e-y for no reason it's all very troubling get fucked white bandit for five hashtag we too

morpheus for five insert super killer advertisement here please buy my comic it's still on indiegogo poacher for two more rhinos for me p.s when do we get a studio tour of this place never King N64 for 10 Eric July should team up with Maddox Yellow Flash and Boogie yes to form the autistic Lemon of Doom

I agree Lemon Trashy for 2 I some met Mrs. Newman at the ministry that's where they met and Jesus Christ SU for 5

woe is me the world is against me when I amped up this rivalry talking about the, oh, did I talk about the comic too much? Only you, TBF,

should be blamed. Thank you, sir. I think he was trying to get me pissed off to try and get a fucking TBF out of me. Mama mia. Oh, we got a whole bunch more.

All right. Yeah, I read these faster. Okay, I'll read them faster. Sorry. Oh my God, there's so many. You're just so slow today. You're sad. All right. Well, there we faster. Okay, I'll read them faster. Sorry. Oh, my God. There's so many. You're just so slow today. You're sad. All right.

Well, there we go. Up, up. Okay. Okay. All gas, no breakfast for five. Tried to post the Oliver A. response video from today on our music. See if there was thoughtful discussion. Libs wouldn't watch it and just hated.

That's too bad. Longbow 40 for two. Welfare queen, Crimsel, molested my wallet. On the John for five. Welfare Queen Crimsel molested my wallet. On the John for five. Whoa, Destiny's back two weeks in a row. Man, he got fat. Cougar Hughes for five. Kawaii Vito.

Ultra Water for five. Vito is great. I want to jerk off on his... Nut on his plushie. Okay. How'd you know that was jerk off without the nut reference? It looks like a little hand grabbing something. You thought YouTube

Had a jack off emoji That they allowed What's that little yellow part Uh I don't know It's something grabbing a nut It's something holding a nut Visualizer for five

Fuck hypocrites like Eric We have your back Vito bunnies Bunny bunny bunny K gone postal for two I'm drunk Free dollars Lol

Thanks The god of sleep for five You know I some Looked into I some and decided he wanted nothing to do with it. TBF. Can you believe that I saw him is suing me over I some? This is so frivolous. This

is such a ridiculous abuse of our legal system. Who would mistake I some for I some? That's insane. So stupid. Drunken Atheist Studio for five. I haven't been able to track down any of my mug shots shots What's the point Of getting arrested If you can't have

A souvenir True Coup for two Says thank you For not killing yourselves Bunny bunny bunny Bunny bunny bunny Wet bandit for ten

If they genuinely Believe that Dick and Vito Have the power To convince a company And it's team of lawyers To file a lawsuit Then Eric July Should be very afraid

Of antagonizing them further Maybe we'll convince Your lawyers To turn against you Eric Who knows what companies to turn against you, Eric. Who knows what companies we're secretly able to control for some reason. Zeta Quinksell for 10. Recently decided to become a veto file.

Thank you both for helping pass the time of my boring job. You're welcome. You know what? That's the best kind of comment. If we can get somebody through their shitty five-day work week. That's why we're here. Lloyd Lewin, what a reference for 799 what are the chances of an injunction sent against eric from not selling anything with isom on it all that shitty merch stuck in a shitty warehouse i mean if i was a christian ministry i would try to

protect my fucking brand um i don't know why everyone thinks that's so funny or ridiculous like the idea that a company that spans the globe and has been working for 25 years should be very aggressive with their trademark. Yeah. It's just crazy to me, but whatever. I don't know why. I don't know why it's not like, well, yeah, of course, of course, they're going to go after you hard. Yeah. Yeah.

They're going to try to stop you from shipping this fucking this this this like book you have about prostitution and beating up security guards and weird hell monkeys like we don't want this associated with her and the writing is so fucking bad we don't want people to get this impression i think that there's a semi-valid case that could be made. William W. for five says, Vito, why don't you use Makeship or the group that helped Oni love the show? I don't know, because I could just make those plushies, I think, cheaper. I think Makeship guys make like $2 a plush off them. Yeah.

At least here there's like a fucking margin. Demand is fucked. I mean, you're getting, I don't know, whatever. World-renowned Geohan for 10. Love you, dorks. Can I get a shout-out from my amazing internet friend? She's a foreigner from Denmark that makes Warhammer videos. Her channel name is, what is the joke?

MayselfWH40K. Yes, I'm being a dirty beggar. Okay, I thought maybe this was like a trick. Myself, W, whoa, 40K. Oh, it is a real person. Okay. Cool.

Hey, myself. Good work. Something went wrong. Something went wrong. All right, well, better luck next time. Sounded like a trick. Lourdes Granados. Whenever somebody's like,

can you give a shout out to my friend, you know, jerking my hiney or some shit, I'm like, yeah, all right. Lourdes Granados for two. Vito, you look like Megan Rappin, though, with the wig on. I feel like her too. he's granted O's for two Vito you look like Megan Rappin No with the wig on I feel like her too Slim Willis 96 for five

Vito should play I saw him in the Live action movie I agree Kool for five Been a fan since 2016 Jilted fans who Lorded over are

Cringe and unhinged Thank you for the show Thank you for not Killing yourselves Yeah I wish they Would just fuck off Like go find anyone Else to watch

It's so weird Just leave me alone The God of Sleep 2015 for five. Dick, was that books? Was that book you recommended him? Save the Rabbit. Save the Rabbit. Save the Bunny.

And Friggity for 10. Hey, Vito, you should try reaching out to Destiny. What Eric is doing is egregious, and he could get eyes outside of the retarded indie comics sphere to look at this and get you a stronger support base. Maybe. I don't know. I don't have that relationship with

destiny Steve for two ham fist the slobber pockets Jim Satala for 20 yes crypt daddy really died from choking on a piece of a slice of pizza after a comedy show because he was

nervous and drank too much before the show according to our investigation at TBS news and comic book review well I guess that's what you found David Gomez for 569.

Hilarious. My dad got a certificate from the Real Eye. Saw him 15 years ago. And now they're suing Eric. Small world. Ask your dad. Ask your dad. Show him Eric's comic.

And be like, what do you think about this? Don't say anything and say, what do you think? What does this make? Give me your first impressions of this. Refresh it. Get a video or something. Yeah, see how he feels about it. Yeah, I mean, that's a guy.

Wow, are they making comics now? Huh. Interesting. That's funny. I can't believe it. It's a big, dude, if you go read the stats on them, it's a big group. It's a big group. Hold the truth hostage for two.

Dick plus Vito plus Eric's lost mind equals documentary 2025. David Gomez for two. Seamos is 100% a black Irish woman. I didn't know that. Me, 4-1-2-0 for two. Gay hop. It's a gay hop, not a gay hop, man. It's a gay hop.

It's a gay hop. We're gay hopping. G-H-E-Y, hop. Get on the gay hop with the Billion Bunny March, brother. David Gomez for two. We're gay hopping up your ass. The Billion Bunny March. How do you like this gay hop Eric?

Eric how do you like the gay hop? It's the biggest problem in the universe Guys Tickets to the live show Are available at Live.dick.show Is that correct? I'll post another link

Okay There but I posted it in the thing 21 tickets Are remaining out of 50 tickets Yeah So by the time you hear this episode They may be gone.

Don't forget, Biggest Problem in ISOM 2 back in the halcyon days of this show and we were fat and happy. Just making fun of it. Just having fun. Now available at patreon.com slash biggest problem and back.by slash biggest problem. Thank you to the audience for giving me a reason to live

and let's hope I'm here next week. Aw, look what Eric's doing to you. What a bastard. It's going to be great. I got this beautiful... What a bastard. I love that his fans say

it's not very Christian of them to sue you over the trademark. It's not very Christian. Like, motherfucker, what are you... It's trash. Christians sue people all the fucking time. Christians still have property. Yeah.

They don't, like... Why is it less Christian than not suing? At the end of the day, I need to not check my Twitter for a week. Okay. Go to Joshua Tree. Do some mushrooms. Relax. Maybe I can get an Airbnb and get charged a $160 cleaning fee.

There's nowhere to go! It's all a trap! Alright, goodbye. Bye. If you leave me now...